ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 14th September 2023

Episode Date: September 13, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. The Fletchforn and Hayley Big Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Good morning. Welcome to the show. Fletchforn and Hayley. Hayley's back in studio. And thank God for that. The seven days tour is over. It's over. What a blast.

Thanks to everyone who came out and saw us. Definitely went for longer than seven days though. Yeah. Didn't it? Weeks. Weeks. Weeks. Weeks and weeks and weeks. Weeks and weeks.

Hey, we've got a big announcement this morning. I know you especially, Hayley. You love the attention. I do. You're very excited about this announcement. When are we announcing this? So quarter past eight. We're going to do Girl Math at eight o'clock.

Oh, great. Girl Math returns today. And then our big announcement. I will say right now, it's nothing to do with Taylor Swift. Oh, no. You know these Swifties are absolutely crazy. We did what we could, okay? We gave lots of tickets away.

And that's all we had. And that's, and yeah. So it's not a Taylor Swift related announcement. But very exciting announcement. Quarter past eight this morning. So make sure you join us. Our Catch Catcher, Cash Catch Up is back. $25,000 we're giving away.

So eight o'clock, your next chance to play. And then again at midday and four o'clock, the top six is on the way. Yeah, a game called World Zoo is releasing a DLC that's downloadable content, which will include an Oceania pack, including the humble New Zealand Kiwi. Is this a game where you build a zoo? Yeah, effectively. Zoo Tycoon. Is that what it is?

It's like Zoo Tycoon. I like that. It's like Zoo Tycoon. I don't know the differences. I've never played it, but okay. Anyway, it's just like the theme park. What did you play? You were some city boy back in the day.

No, it was Age of Empires. Age of Empires. Age of Empires, man. I knew all the codes. I knew all the codes as well. Let's take that flying Dutchman into battle. Or that laser car. Yes.

Yes. Was it a DeLorean? It looked like a DeLorean. It may have been a DeLorean. It looked like a DeLorean. You just drive that into battle in some poor Bronze Age era civilization would just be pulverised

by your laser car. God, that was fun. Good stuff, eh? Yeah. And you'd be like, I'm not using the codes this time. And then you'd have

one little defeat and you'd be like, I tell you what, Abyssinia. I just need a little more cash. It was just so boring for me waiting

for the villagers to be finished. To hurry up and do religion. I'm like, no. Cheat code. Let's go. Cheat code. Your religious studies are taking too long.

Bring in the laser car. Well, it's like that. Right. It's nothing like that. You've got to build a zoo. There's a kiwi in there. And I thought, well, if we're doing an Oceana pack, I've got the top six other New Zealand animals that should be in the game.

There's some feral animals you can add. There's some feral beasts. Feral animals. Some absolute feral units. All right, the top six coming up. Next on the show, though. A huge study has put together a whole lot of factors and came up with the top ten countries in the world.

Are we on it? I will tell you next. Oh, we better be, surely. The newest, new-ness-ne. The newest. Fletchford and Hayley, good night. Both of you are having trouble this morning. Yeah.

I'm coming to life. The US News and World Report, a marketing company called WPP and a business school from the University of Pennsylvania have all collaborated to come up with the top 10 countries in the world. Not based on like, I like Thailand because it's cheap. But based on a whole lot of factors.

Is cuteness one of them? Because we're pretty cute. We are pretty cute. I've been saying it for a while. We're pretty cute. There were 70 factors that they took into account here. That's a lot of factors. I tell you what, there's a lot of factors. Now, they only looked at 87 countries.

That's kind of crazy. What does the other, let's just not bother with these ones. They'll never make it on the list. They looked at things like heritage, food, cultural attractions and quality of life. With factors such as job market, income equality and education system alongside social purposes such as human rights and climate change. Yep.

All of those things. 70 factors and they've come up with a list. Here is the top 10. Number 10 is the Netherlands. Okay. That's further down than I would have thought for the Netherlands. Yeah. Number 9 is the United Kingdom.

Yeah, I know. Really? Okay. They did best in the areas of entrepreneurship, cultural influence, and power categories, but lost points in cost of living. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Now, just above that, number eight is New Zealand. Yay. Off. We did good, guys. We did good. I feel like, yeah, we also wouldn't have done well on is New Zealand. Yay. Off. We did good, guys. We did good. I feel like, yeah, we also wouldn't have done well on cost of living. No. But maybe gone up in other areas like culture and attractions and beauty and all that kind

of stuff. We've got mud pools. We've got mud pools. Don't forget. We've got mud pools. We've got the remarkable starlings. Yeah. Hobbiton.

We've got Hobbiton. Yeah, we've got Hobbiton. We've got Sky Tower. Yeah. Oh, my God. Len Lai. Number seven is Tower. Yeah. Oh my God. The Lin Lai. Number seven is Germany. Just above number seven is Germany.

I've never really spent a lot of time in Germany, but imagine it's cool. Number six is Japan. Oh yeah. We love Japan. Would love to go. Japan's expensive, but I don't know if it's expensive for Japanese people

or just expensive for tourists. But it's not cheap. Number five was the US. Oh, really? I know. What are your attractions? But they've got lots of attractions.

Like there's lots of everywhere you go. Grand Canyon. Somewhere to see, yeah. Grand Canyon. Yeah, but you'd think all the other factors would really drag them down.

I know, but the Hollywood sign's not really a great thing. No, I know, and I'm just trying to look at things people take photos of. The Grand Canyon and, I know there's more. Number four was Australia. Damn it. Really beautiful. Yeah, they really beat us, though, didn't they? Yeah, they do beat us.

And slightly better cost of living, income way better. Yeah. You know what I mean? Well, we're going next weekend, aren't we? Yeah, we are. We might consider moving. I don't know, we're thinking about just staying, aren't we? Yeah. Okay, that's cool. Is know what I mean? Well, we're going next weekend, aren't we? Yeah, we are. We might consider moving. Are you coming back? I don't know. We're thinking about just staying, aren't we? Yeah. Okay, that's cool. Is that alright with you?

Well, no, that's absolutely fine with me because if you're broadcasting from Australia, then that frees me up to broadcast from wherever and I definitely won't live in Auckland. No, you'd still have to come in here. No, I don't. No, because you've got to do the desk. We're just going to be from our apartment. Right. Nah, why don't you just take the desk with me? It would be at 3 or 4 a.m.

That's fine because we're going to live a party life. We'll be out anyway. Do you know what I mean? Will we? Okay. Above them, the top three, Sweden is third. Oh, yeah. They're always up there.

Great quality of life. Yeah. They really look after their people. Number two is Canada, E. They're nice. It's beautiful. But right next door, that's going to be a slap in the face. Yeah, it feels, yeah, it does.

The literal difference is your governing body. Yeah, and it's not just, they didn't get to choose. They've got to think of all the factors. And number one is Switzerland. Oh, yeah. Very expensive, but very beautiful. Very expensive. Incredibly beautiful.

And again, one of those sort of countries that looks after their people perhaps a bit better than other countries. Very hard to become one of their people though, isn't it? Is it? Switzerland.

Well, remember I could have married into a Swiss family. Oh, that's right. You could have had a lovely Swiss home. Really like rich Swiss family.

Why didn't you do that? He was too clean. He's a clean boy. He was just such a good, clean boy. Could you have not seen Hay grow a beard? Yeah, I don't know if he's capable. Oh, no. Do you know what I mean?

And he's such a good boy. He just couldn't keep up with my ways. It could come out blonde. Yeah, oh, no. Like a big, crazy moustache and it comes out blonde. I saw someone in the line at the airport once with a Swiss passport. They had one of the sexiest passports. Yeah, that's hot.

It's like a red. It's like red. Yeah. With a cross on it. Yeah. It's like a Swiss Army passport. Yeah, Swiss men are hot. That could have been you.

I've definitely dabbled, but no. No. Too clean. Too clean. Clay, Zed M's, Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley, silly little folks. clean. Today's Silly Little Pole came about because there was an article, seven tips to taking your dog on a roadie. Plan ahead, positive associations, pack the essentials, secure your dog,

avoid motion sickness, take frequent breaks, and be mindful of stress. How to take your dog on a roadie. I was like, or not. Do you take your pets when you go nationwide? No, no. Or maybe to my parents' place because I know there's room for them to run around and they're just an hour and a bit in the car and they're fine. Otherwise it's a lot.

But no, it's too much. It's too much. You're already taking two kids. You're taking dogs. In America, if you fly on airlines there, in some parts of the world, people take them on planes. Yeah, I know. Which is so cute when you sit next to a dog

on a plane. No, it's not. Well, what about that couple this week in the news? Oh my God, I know, the farting dog. The farting dog. They're just sitting

next to a farting dog all flight and they're like, we need a little bit of money for this. Yeah. Because of refunds, Singapore Airlines.

Dog farts are freaking awful. The worst. And they must be bad if you smell them on a flight because you know on a plane you just let rope. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No one can hear. Yeah.

You can blame it on 200 other people. So silly little poll, do you take your pets on holiday? An overwhelming 81% said no. Yeah, good. 19% said yes. There's still like one in five people take their pets on holiday. Oh, yeah, true. If we're going to the family batch, says Jordan.

Oh. Ew. Oh. No. I notice a lot of airports overseas are doing little doggy relief rooms, like in the terminal. Right. You know, like how they used to have those pods for smokers?

For smokers. And now they're for dogs to go wheeze. And now there's, yeah, there's ones like that for dogs to go wheeze. And now there's ones like that for dogs to go wheeze. Cute. Yuck. Hannah said, have you had cats in a car for more than 30 minutes? No. No.

Nightmare stuff. They hate it. Our cat, when we moved, wouldn't go in a box. Yeah. So we just chucked in the car and shut the door. And he got right out the front of the windscreen and like wedged his head

down into the wedge. It was just like It was pretty funny. They hate it, eh? Michelle said taking my dog away this weekend. It's his belated birthday trip. Me, partner and doggo.

When he gets a weekend away for his birthday. Oh, cute. Where do they go? To a farm with bones or something? They must go somewhere dog-centric. Okay. Cute.

Be interesting to know. Mel said yes and no. The dog tends to come as the cat stays home with her automatic feeder. Oh, yeah. Oh. Oh, but what about the pets? I know, but then they're alone.

I always think of Rolly when we stay like one night away. We'll get enough food. We'll get the neighbor to feed. I always think of him on the bed being like, where'd they go? Oh, God. It's just a cat. They've left me. It'll be fine.

They forgot about me. It should tap back into its primal instincts and survive. Amy says, because I have enough parenting to do without the bloody yappy dog too. So the dogs stay behind. No, that's on you. Also, if your dog's yappy, that is on you. Like, you can train them not to be. Well, yeah, but maybe they didn't know when they were buying the dog.

No, but you can train it out of it. Yeah, some dogs are yappy though. Yeah. One of those little beep collars. Yeah, beep. That'll teach them. Yeah, give them a beep. Carly says, I don't think people would be happy with me turning up with goats or sheep.

I would be. I'd be happy to see a goat. Often happy to see a goat. This is my goat and for some reason it's on the decking and it shouldn't be there. And you're like, now how did you get there, goat? I'm not happy to see you there. That's expensive dick. Oh, no, it's just more of what it ate on the way.

Vitex, actually. Please don't queel it me. Must be nice. Are these wood, different types of woods? Yes. Different types of hardwood. Are we going queeler? Are we basic?

No, because you're going for a thick cut queeler. Yeah. You're not going for a thin run queeler. So it's pretty much like chips. What? Different sorts of chips. Yeah, crinkle cut. Because you can get that deck with crinkle cut.

Yeah. But you can get crinkle cut deck. Thick, and you can get thin. Yeah. So you've got more of a, like a kettle. Thick cut, crinkle cut. You've got a kettle cut. It's a thick, wide chip without a crinkle.

No, this is quite thin, I think. Right. It's a steak chip. Have you got a laminate? Yeah, he does. Excuse me, man. Ooh, he's got a laminate. You've got a laminate deck. You've got a laminate deck. No one had a laminate on the deck. he's got a laminate. You've got a laminate deck.

You've got a laminate deck. No one had a laminate on the deck. I'm going to go there and stain the deck. That's a fake wood. Vaughan's got a fake wood. It's not a fake wood. Vaughan's got a fake wood. It's a millimetre thick.

It's vitex. It's vitex. It's just dust. It's a hot wood. It was hard to get. It was a hot wood. Oh, so now you've got a hard to get wood. You're damn right.

I think it's back now, but you know when everyone was facing supply shortages. If I can't take my boys, I won't go. My dogs and my children, says Mason. But what if you wanted to go on an overseas holiday? He dresses the dogs up as children. Puts them in a coat with a hat on. Has them walk on their back legs through the airport. Yep, great stuff.

Because you don't want to be the person on customs that be like, is that a dog when it's actually a kid? Yeah. Is your kid a dog? Someone's like, ouch, excuse me. It's my child. So there you go. Today's still a little poem. The majority of people not taking their pets on holiday.

6.21, next on the show, the French. Oh my God, what have they done now? No, they've actually done something that's pretty neat. Oh, we'll see. We'll talk about this next. Play ZM's Fletchford and Hayley. British supermarkets are under pressure to follow French supermarkets because France's second biggest supermarket chain,

Carrefour, I believe it's said. Oh, yeah, Carrefour, yeah. Carrefour. Yeah. C-A-R-R-E-4. Carrefour. Carrefour. Is this the same supermarket that said, or no,

was it the supermarkets in France that did this or did the government say they had to do the no waste like they couldn't bin it they couldn't landfill the food if it was so good oh crazy

they had to give it to food banks or I love that like they had to pick farms and stuff they had to they weren't allowed to waste it

because so much is wasted by supermarkets if they can't sell something. My brother used to go dumpster diving when he first moved to Melbourne and they got such good food. It was genius.

They filled their pantry all the time. Just with stuff that had been chucked in the dumpster. Yeah, it's all good. Yeah. You were like, excuse me, Mr. Rat. I actually think that like... I know, that's the only thing. And the rat's like...

Well, so this supermarket chain in France started identifying products And the rats were like, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, you know, put in a little less couple of biscuits. Remember when we got chips and then we said there's not as many chips and then the company came back and like, yes, there is, and we'll send you some chips. And we opened the chips and they're like, there's like five chips in here. Yeah, there's not enough chips. No, I'm not an idiot. And a lot of places have done this. Like, did Cadbury made their blocks smaller?

They made them smaller, right? No one's making them bigger. Let's put it that way. If there's been a change, it's definitely for the smaller. Yeah, a lot of biscuits have got like less biscuits in the pack. So for every product that has been shrink-flated at the supermarket chain in France, they put a little sticker on which translates from French to

this product has seen its weight decrease and the price charged by our supplier increase. Yeah, so you're getting less for more. Yeah, so you're getting less for more. Yeah, so you're getting less for more. And even, like, the French are not happy about this. This is the manufacturers that are doing this. And they're even talking about making it a law where if you have changed a product by weight or size, you are going to have to tell the consumer. Yeah, because it is.

They used to just do it as a sneaky. Yeah. Right? And then be like, no, it's still the same thing. And they might, if people, you know, say something and they'll just be like, oh yeah, look, it's they'll own up to it, but people aren't happy. Oh, I like this. I think this is a good move.

But then, so, in Britain, people are saying, oh, you should do the supermarkets. But then the supermarkets also have a lot of their own stuff that they've also shrink-flated. Yeah. Like their own brand stuff, and so they don't, shrink-flated. Yeah, totally. So they don't, like their own brand stuff, and so they don't, well, like they're ready-made meals, so they don't necessarily want to do this.

They don't want to be doing that. But I think great idea for here. Totally. But I reckon if we did it here, especially on like processed food, packet of food, you'd be so overwhelmed by the lack of people that haven't done it. Do you know what I mean? Like there'll be very few people

that didn't have a sticker on it. And they'd put it on a gold sticker with like the year in the middle and you'd be like, oh, it's won an award. Oh my God, that's... It's a gold sticker with stars. You're like, oh, this pin on wire looks lovely. And you pick it up and, oh, award winning. And you look

closer and it's like 2023 and the little arch above it says is the year. Yes. And then it says, enjoy your wine. You bastard. Play ZM's Fletch Vordernaley. Play ZM. Blah, blah, blah.

Blah, blah, blah, blah. This is the top six. Hello there. A Oceania expansion pack for a game where you run a zoo. We'll include the Kiwi, the Tasmanian Devil, a lot of other different animals from the island, some birds. Oh, yeah. Different ones.

I think a kangaroo was already in the game because that's what I was expecting. Probably the most well-known creature of the area. But a kiwi's going to be on there.

But the kiwi's like striding around and it's daytime and I'm like, you've got that wrong. That's not very realistic. Game developer. Yeah.

But if we're popping in some kiwi creatures, I thought they've missed some absolute sitters. Yeah, okay. I've got the top six. Top six. Kiwi. I've got the top six. Top six Kiwi... I haven't done the title for it today.

Kiwi creatures for this expansion pack. Perfect. Nice. Number six on the list. A coven of Waiheke Island Bachelorette party attendees. Now, these are a social creature. Need to be kept in a group. Yes.

If one is left behind, it will absolutely fall apart. Oh, no. Very loud, very emotional creatures. Wow. And as the sun goes down, they seem to lose their balance. Stagger. Yeah, a bit more staggering. Must be primarily daytime creatures.

To be fair, that balance thing is the fairy's fault because it gets a bit wobbly on the fairy on the way home. Yeah, it does. Okay, well, there'll be no fairies in this enclosure. Okay. They'll stay exactly where they are. Number five on the list of the top six Kiwi creatures for this zoo game expansion pack

is a gaggle of ex-private schoolboys that still play rugby together. Very boisterous, make a lot of noise about their glory days, which they achieved in their juvenile state. Good looking in their younger years, but often age prematurely. Yes. Yeah, that's a real beautiful classic, Kiwi. You can see a lot of those in the wild still, actually.

You can, yeah. Yeah, most of them hang around. Just find sort of a rugby club or a field or something at the weekend and you'll find them. Number four on the list of the top six Kiwi creatures for this zoo game expansion pack are the solo introvert, a quiet creature hard to spot in its enclosure. When you do catch its eye, it will temporarily maintain a confused eye contact that screams, what could this person possibly want from me,

before going back to its mundane task, often watching TV, doom-scrolling, or Facebook-searching someone they've just thought of for the first time since high school. Wow. I know a few of these. They're out there. Yeah.

They're out there. Number three on the list of the top six Kiwi creatures for this zoo game expansion pack is a pair of sickening public pashas. Oh, yeah. This creature is usually spotted in their juvenile years, but there are some rare occasions where you'll see them in middle age and their later years.

Yes. Their mating cues often include high-pitched, cutesy-sounding baby talk. So if you're at the exhibit and hear that noise, cover the kids' eyes. It's coming. They're about to get knifed. Yeah. Very much so. Number two on the list of the top six Kiwi creatures for the Zoo Game expansion pack,

a swarm of golf players. Now, this exhibit isn't open on the weekends because you can just never find them. At the weekend. They tend to turn up again late at night, drunk, exhausted, and talking loudly about a four-part disaster on the 12th. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Primarily male, but there are the odd female. In the mix, yeah. In the mix of the weekend golf player. They don't mate within their kind, do they? They tend not to. They tend to mate outside their kind and then really bring out the aggressive side of whatever outside breed that they're bred with.

This is not something that they would experience in their species. Of course. And number one on the list of the top six Kiwi creatures for the Zoo Game Expansion Pack is a flock of casual racists. Now, they tend to congregate in corners with animals that look like them and don't trust any animals that look slightly different, often in colour or plumage.

Okay. Yes. Very actually, very easily to spot in the wild this week, particularly if you say out loud, Te wiki o te reo Maori. Yes. They'll identify themselves vocally very quickly. Very quickly, yeah.

Very quickly. And if you personally can't find one, catch Dan, the weatherman, reading the weather this week. I'll tell you what, they'll identify themselves then. Yep. They'll definitely identify themselves then. That is today's top six. Do you ever sit in traffic and think,

maybe I'll just drive a little bit and tap that guy's bumper with my bumper? Yes, all the time. Or maybe I'll just push the emergency stop button on a train. Or I'll just smash the glass. You know when you're on a bus and you've got the hammer for the glass, you're like, tap. Tap. I just want to tap it.

Tap. Or you're holding the door for someone and you think, what if I just went, poof, right in their face? What if I eat my cat's head? What if I'm holding a baby and I just chuck it? These are called intrusive thoughts. Right.

And sometimes they can be very alarming. Now, I always said I will never, ever, ever, ever, ever want to hold a gun. I held one once because I did clay bird shooting. Right. And I did feel incredibly powerful. Yeah. But in my head, when I was holding the shotgun, I was like, this is exactly the feeling I knew that I would have

and why I don't want to hold guns. Of extreme power. Of extreme power. And then I'd just be like, hey, boom, and end your life. And I don't want to kill you. I don't. I've never wanted to kill you. I have no plans to murder hey, boom, and end your life. And I don't want to kill you. I don't. I've never wanted to kill you. I have no plans to murder anyone,

but it's just this power of these intrusive thoughts that make you go, I could. Yeah, but luckily the 99.99999% of us will never act on these thoughts. Will never go through with these intrusive thoughts. Why are we talking about intrusive thoughts? I just Googled what's a cool when you can't say no to them. And apparently it's obsessive compulsive disorder.

Is it? So what happens is, so intrusive thoughts, completely normal. It's actually part of our brain to think this. The reason we're having them is because your brain knows, I don't want to do that. I never want to do it. So it makes you think of the most inappropriate,

furthest way you could do it, basically to put your brain through the process of going, and I'm not going to do that. You have so much self-control over something so outrageous like pulling a gun on someone when you have no... Oh my God, I just thought of another one. You know when you're getting on the plane and the air bridge is there and it's got that little joystick?

Joystick, yeah. Oh, I want to push those buttons! I saw an old man lean on it. Oh, really? I hit the joystick and the air bridge is there and it's got that little joystick. Joystick, yeah. I want to push those buttons! I saw an old man lean on it. Oh, really? I hit the joystick and I went... I want to play with that thing so hard. But you're a good boy,

so you want to. But I don't do it because, yeah, exactly. You want to open the plane door. I don't want to open the plane door, but I'm just thinking that I would be capable of doing it.

Yeah. So your body basically goes through the process of going, yeah, think about it. You're allowed to think about it and it's normal to think it and the reason you think about it is because you know that you don't want to do it. Yeah. So your body basically goes through the process of going, yeah, think about it. You're allowed to think about it and it's normal to think it and the reason you think about it

is because you know that you don't want to do it. When it becomes a problem is when it turns, if you fixate on that so much and push it down and deny it and think that's so bad,

that's so bad, I can't stop thinking about it, it's so bad, what would happen? You take it to the end of the thought, it becomes obsessive and then you becomes obsessive.

And then you get obsessive compulsive disorder around this compulsion. And then obsessive compulsive disorder makes you do it. Very small. That type of obsessive compulsive disorder. So it's absolutely fine. And there's a number of factors that can cause it. So when you're anxious or more stressed, apparently you get more intrusive thoughts

because your brain's just going a bit like AWOL basically. Yep. You get more of them. Also, women who have just given birth may experience

more intrusive thoughts due to rushes and hormonal changes. Now that's, and it's also linked to things like postnatal depression because you're like,

I'm going to love my baby, but I don't. Oh my God, I don't. What if I don't? What if I don't? What if I don't? What if I don't want it? I'm just going to leave it behind, I'm going to love my baby. But I don't. Oh, my God, I don't. What if I don't? What if I don't? What if I don't? What if I don't want it? I'm just going to leave it behind.

I'm just going to chuck it. And you hear about these women who just like go to a bar and then they just leave their kid on a bus and they're like, why? And you're like, oh, it's hormonal. And they're just intrusive thoughts. And so if you were to panic about it and go, oh, I can't think about that. I can't think about that. It becomes more and it sticks around for longer.

So that's why it's natural to have these thoughts. Just have them. And then you decide, I'm not going to do that. And then it's done. And then it's gone. Right. Right. It's like when you're driving in the car,

and I always think this on the motorway, especially when I'm not driving, I'm the passenger. What if I just tuck and roll? Out the door. Out the door. What's up, bitches? Bye. But I'm not going to do it. No. Because it would hurt. Because it would hurt. Oh, it. Out the door. Watch out, bitches. Bye. But I'm not going

to do it. No. Because it would hurt. Because it would hurt. Oh, it hurt a lot. It really would.

I'm not going to do it. Clay, ZM's, Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Well, a lot of announcements yesterday from Aporo.

We've got a new iron. Kilda. Kilda. Kilda. Kilda. They really missed a trick there,

didn't they? Yeah, they did. This week. They're getting the new Pineraco. Yeah. The getting the new Penerako. Yeah. The Aporo Penerako.

You had to buy a replacement Penerako. Or was it a charger for your Penerako? No, no, no. It was the brand new first gen Penerako. Wow. Not cheap either. Not cheap. No.

So a lot of announcements yesterday. The new iPhone will have a USB-C, which means like. Which one's that? My Penirako issue was a patere. What's that? A battery. Okay. Patere.

I love the Maori words that have just taken... Motoka? Patere? Patere. So it's like... Which one's that? Everyone knows the USB-C. It's like the...

Diagonal, oblong. It's like the, like... Diagonal oblong. It's like, yeah, like a big kind of oval... A rounded-ended rectangle. And, like, Samsungs and every other phone have had them forever. And a lot of stuff that you own will have them. Well, most of the new charging ports for their laptops were already on USB-C. Oh, I like those.

I thought that's what we already had. No, we've got lightning. And another thing they're also doing is selling adapters, lightning to USB-C for about the same price as what you could just buy a cable for. I really like these ones. These are my favourites. I thought you meant the oblong one

that went and like flared out like that. No, that's mini USB. No, no, no, those are gone now. No one's making those anymore. But something else that people are talking about, and this will only, by the looks of it, be available if you buy a new iPhone, because the new iPhones will support something

called precision finding, which means when you're on Find Friends, which is the app that, like, we're all on it. We're all on it. I can tell how late Vaughn is to work, not when or if, but how late. Did you know I was going to be earlier this morning? Were you?

And what happened? I was 10 minutes early. No, I was 10 minutes early. I got into the studio before the producers were in. That never happens. Wow. You were. I didn't even notice.

I didn't even notice. I didn't even notice. I reckon I have 10 minutes sleep in, but I didn't even notice. I had a mid-sleep panic attack, so I woke up and couldn't get back to sleep. Oh, well, a bit less of work. So the only reason you're early is because you couldn't sleep.

Ever-decreasing mental health. So apparently the new iPhone with this precision finding will mean that if you're at a concert or you're somewhere busy, like, I don't know, a train station, I don't know, you're at a sports event or whatever, and you can't find your friends, and if they're on the Find Friends app, you will be able to find them with your Find Friends app.

Because, you know, what are these things called? Air tags. That thing, air tag. When we're, you shouldn't do it, but I won't be told what to do. I put some in our luggage When we went overseas Oh everyone's doing that And then I opened up

The thing And it said it's near And so I was like Navigate to it And I watched it be like 20 metres away And it pointed at it And I just watched my luggage

Come around the carousel And it was like Pinging Pointing to it Yeah it's pretty amazing That was cool I was like I didn't know they did that

Because I've got one of my keys I've got one of my keys. I've got one of my wallet. I attached one to my daughter last weekend when she went to a party at the movies. Yeah. My stuff is just spread wide. Have I left my ear pods at the airport? No.

Oh, my God. Have I? No, they might not have updated. Oh, no. If they were in your bag, they definitely would have attached your Bluetooth. You know, if they were in your bag they definitely would have attached your Bluetooth. You know, if they were in your bag they would have attached. Oh, there they are.

Are they flat? They're dead. They're dead. They're dead. Yeah, that's why the last time they had... So my earpods are at the airport.

My watch is dyed along the way so that's a Penrose apparently. Right. Oh no, because that's being shipped to me. Yeah. So that's the Penrose

postage place. That's the postage place. My phone is here and my other laptop's at home. So great having all this technology. But yeah, that's it. So with the Find My, so for people,

if I go on now, oh my God, I'm not following you, Vaughn. Crazy. Fletch. I reluctantly let Fletch follow me. But I tell you what,

it's pretty fun seeing where Fletch is. It took me a long time to share my location with all of you. Sometimes, I'll admit, sometimes I watch you go for your little bike rides. Do you?

Do you? What? I'll try to call Sade and she won't answer, so I just open it up to make sure she's not in a ditch or whatever. But it spreads wide and shows me everybody, and then they say it's like that. And then it'll be like, Fletch, and I'll click on you, and you'll be like scooting.

It'll be like live, a little green and you're moving. I love watching him scoot. I love watching him scoot. I'd say like two times a year will you be running late. And I'll remember once being like he hasn't woken up and you didn't answer your phone and you were scooting.

And I was scooting. Yeah, but it's quite specific as it is. Yeah, but apparently it's going to be even more specific. Because I can see the building you're in. That's the hardest thing is finding your friends at a concert. If it's packed in like an open field or open venue, it's very hard.

Do you remember at My Chemical Romance and we had to get all of us with torches going like this so our friend who had gone to the toilet could find us again? And get back. Well, it'll be a thing of the past now with the precision finding. Absolutely, Incredible. Did you need help finding each other at Florence and the Machine? No, we were stuck like glue.

Yeah. Interesting. Stuck like glue. Interesting. From what I remember. Play. ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley. I love a dating trend. I love monopolizing. I love hard tabling. I love candle wicking. I don monopolizing. I love hard tabling.

I love candle wicking. I don't know what those are. My favorite one is, what was that, periscoping, where you date someone and then they disappear like a submarine. Like a submarine. And then they bloop, bloop, bloop. They pop up like six months later. Fancy little hanky-panky.

Nope. And then they disappear. Well, the one in discussion today is called fire dooring. Now, what's a fire door? A smoke door. It stops the fire spreading. And don't they have a bit of extra lining in them to stop fire? So they seal.

Yeah. Yeah. So a fire door. So fire dooring. I'm just trying to work a fire door, so fire dooring. I'm just trying to work out why it's called fire dooring. Because is it a one-sided thing? Fire dooring is defined as access to a relationship that is only granted by one

person. So I've got the fire door. Oh, like a fire exit. Almost like a fire wall. Fire exit. You're only allowed to go one way out it. You're not allowed to come in. Yes. One way out. Right, so it's an exit. It's like allowed to go one way out it. You're not allowed to come in. Yes. One way out. So it's an exit. It's like this big push bar button one.

There's big push bar doors. Rather than, I was thinking of a fire door, you know, like we've got fire doors around the building that are supposed to try to stop fire. Yeah, smoke doors. Think of it more as a fire exit. It should be called fire exiting. Yep.

Defined as access to a relationship that is only granted by one person. When they are not available the person who holds the power the chance to interact or further the relationship flies out the window so for example if you're messaging them they might just go quiet

but when they message you then it's suddenly all warm and interested again it's a bad thing it creates an unhealthy, lopsided relationship dynamic yet it's subtle enough that you might not even know that it's happening, but you're being fire-doored.

Fire-dooring. I liked it way more when I was imagining a Spanish lover taking me home and fear-dooring me. Fear-dooring, right. Give me the fire-dooring, please. I will fear-dooring you. I reckon I've been Feodored before There was like a period of time where I really

I was ready This was just before I met Aaron And I was like, man You're ready to settle down I'm over I don't want to be a player no more You were just sick of being out on Courtney Place every night Hustling

Hustling Hustling for company Because you were doing LEMFAOs Dance a lot, weren't you? Every day I'm hustling and then you're like... I was shaking my guts, trying to find a mate.

Gotcha. And I remember I really liked this one guy. I was about to say his name on here, but I won't. And I think he fire-doored me for a little bit. I think I was keen beings. And he would go quiet and then I'd be like, okay, Hayley, calm down,

back off. And he'd be like, who was that? You want to hang out? I'd be like, yes! So now I've got a term for it called

fire-dooring. Not a good thing. So you've got to look out for it. Make sure that you're not feeling lopsided in a relationship and that you're

giving and taking evenly. Giving and taking. Evenly. Play ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Play ZM. It's Taylor Swift. The Air is Tua. Live in Sydney. Well, we spent four weeks giving away tickets to see Taylor Swift in Sydney.

A reserve sold out. And so many happy winners, including Jessica. She's got it. You're going, Jessica. You'll be there live in Sydney. Holy moly. You've just made my dreams

come true, honestly. This is amazing. I remember Jessica because she was the holy moly. She swore. I cannot believe she swore on air like that. I cannot believe

she said holy moly. I hope she's cleaned up her act. Yeah, I know. Well, let's say, Jessica, good morning. Good morning. Now, you are live on air, so don't you dare swear like that. Don't you dare say holy moly. Has it sunk in that you're going to Taylor Swift?

Yes and no. I wake up very excited and I yell at my kids, I'm going to Taylor Swift. And you yell at your kids. And you're not. And you're not having breakfast. We have to listen to Taylor Swift. Well, congratulations.

Not only are you going, but we're calling with some extra good news. Thanks to Air New Zealand's Grab a Seat, we've got flights to Sydney for you. Woohoo! Oh my goodness. Thank you so much. Yes. Better language that time. Holy moly.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Did we beat that? No, I didn't get a chance. That's weird. The language, wow. The BSA can go straight to you. Yes. They can.

Jessica, congratulations. Who are you taking? I'm taking my friend Ashley, and I can't wait to ring her and tell her. It's so exciting. All right, well, it's all thanks to Air New Zealand's Grab a Seat. Congratulations. Grab life by the seat.

Check out grabaseat.co.nz for amazing deals on flights now. I like Jessica. I feel like we could be friends. Yeah, we've got a big concert announcement coming up at 8 o'clock after the news of first tickets as well. I will say, little hint, that South Island are going to love this announcement. Oh, nice hint. Yeah, good hint there without giving too much away.

Next on the show. This really makes me giggle. We're going to talk about drawers. The drawers you have in your house. We all have drawers, but some of them are more specific than others are they like which ones? the ones beside your bed? it's rattling around isn't it?

play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley it's 14 minutes away no it's 24 minutes away from 8 good maths there I would have thought you would have got the time right on your last show but why is it my last show? Well, I mean, that was the final straw.

Oh, was it? Yeah. We didn't want to tell you, but you went off the nice. The writing was on the wall. I've been getting the time wrong every day for the last 20 years we've been working together. I'll tell you what, your time's up. Okay, great.

Just like, hey, speaking of your bad maths, we are going to do some girl maths after 8 o'clock. So if you've got an item that you want to be girl math-ed-ed-ed. You want an item, a purchase justified by the girlies, text us, call us. Yeah, 9696 0800 dials at M. We could have you on after

8 this morning. But for right now, I want to talk about the drawer you have in your house that is specifically used for one thing. And I don't mean cutlery. Come on now. Oh, you know, no. I'm talking about the odd thing that you have reserved. What have you done with the plastic bag drawer? That's not a thing anymore, is it? We don't have one.

Ours has turned into a paper bag drawer. Oh, yeah, nice. Because we burn our paper bags. We burn our paper bags. To start the fire. To start the fire. If I forget a reusable, I'll always go pay for the burner. They are a great fire starter.

And because they've got the twisted handle, they're literally a twisted fire starter. Cue the music. I'm a fire starter. Twisted fire. No. There was a guy who shared on the talk that he has, you know those beds that have those under drawers?

I've got those. Do you? Yeah. That's nice. Must be nice. That's a class of use of space. That's a class of use of space. That's a really class of use.

And an apartment. I didn't want them. Why? We had the option. She's a bitch. She's crazy. Why wouldn't she want extra storage? Oh my God, yeah, no.

They're the best things ever. Especially in an apartment. Every space needs to be utilised. Yeah, it's so good. You're saying in your apartment you will fill every nook and cranny. He will, absolutely. Fills them all. Absolutely. If a nook or cranny comes in your apartment.

He's going to fill it. A guy uses his under bed drawer to house nothing but cans of Pepsi Max. And the bedroom. That'd be warm. Yeah, I don't know.'s just he just stores literally how many would 24 you'd be able to fit a lot in yeah yeah yeah he's got like 70 cans and he's like fill up my pepsi max drawer with me i just use mine for like clothes and then i've got a spare

sheet a spare set of sheets and one of them it's's a great place for sheets. Yeah, very clever. That's such a great option, especially, as you say, in an apartment, if you don't have a laundry cupboard. Yeah. Put your extra winter duvets in there, your sheets. But no, he has a drawer set aside for his Pepsi Max addiction. So I want to know, what is the drawer in your house that is specifically used for just one thing?

And we're not taking a junk drawer. We've all got one of those. We're not doing cutlery because everyone has one of those. Cutlery drawer. It's got to be a drawer that you use for one thing. This is where I keep my ex chopped up into little parts. Do you want to keep that in the freezer or it starts to smell? This is where I keep my example.

Example. Yes. Well, I don't have furniture at the moment, but I'm thinking about when we did, we've got a games drawer. We've got a stationary drawer. But I mean more the sort of unusual use. I've got a stationary drawer.

Yeah. Yeah. It's got some letters in there, some envelopes rather. Some letterheads? Some envelopes. Those are Swedish envelopes with a little tip up and little dots above them. Envelopes. I like when you write your letters, you perfume them slightly with your own scent.

Yeah. It's nice to see. It reminds me of you. To whom it may concern. Yeah. Oh, my God, it's Fletch. How delicious. Yep.

You've got a sort of expired medications drawer. I've read that before. That's right, because I gave you some hydrocortisone cream. Cleared the rash. Yeah, it worked. Cleared the rash Yeah it worked Cleared the rash It was expired Yeah it worked Yeah it still worked

I've got like a medications Where I just chuck all the When you finish with a cough syrup You chuck it in there Yeah Lots of Panadols Oh yeah those are good draws Stuff like that

Yeah Okay but maybe you've got A whole drawer dedicated to something Like this guy with A whole drawer of Pepsi His Pepsi Max Yeah Okay let's take your calls

0800 DALS at M Give us a call Text through 9696 What is the drawer Like this guy with a whole drawer of Pepsi. His Pepsi Max. Yeah. Okay, let's take your calls. 0800 DALS at M. Give us a call. Text through 9696. What is the drawer in your house that is dedicated to one thing only? How long before we get a text about toys? It's already happened. Yep.

Oh, yep. Okay. We are very curious to know the drawer you have in your house that is specifically used for one thing only. Because there's a guy on TikTok who under under his bed, has a drawer just for Pepsi Max. And it's warm because it's not a fridge. Not a refrigerator drawer. You can have that under your bed. It'll be cold.

Yep. So, what does your one drawer contain? Jessie, what's in your one drawer? My one drawer is full of wrist braces. Wrist braces? Like for sprained wrists? For broken arms, yes. I broke my arm last year, but it took two weeks for me to realise my arm was broken.

Oh, no. So rocking up to the hospital, they kind of didn't believe me and they x-rayed it and were like, yes, your arm's broken. But after that, they just gave me a different brace every week. So I've got about 12 wrist braces and I have no idea what to do with them.

Are those the kind of things you're meant to drop back in or are they manky because you've used them? Well, they're somewhat manky, yes, but not as soft. So you sweat into them and it sucks in. Maybe you could do a second-hand shop. Imagine burglarising someone's house and you're like, ooh, what's in the drawer?

And you just open it and it's all just manky wrist bracelets. Yeah, if you were a dude, everyone would just be saying, jeez, don't blow with yourself so much. Yeah, that's my job. Look at the damage you guys have to yourself. Just blow it out. Jessie, thank you. Kingston, what's your one drawer full of?

I have a drawer full of toothpicks. I don't know why, because I've never used them. I just have a drawer full of toothpicks. Wait, how big is this drawer and how many toothpicks? It's like your bathroom drawer and it's just full of toothpicks and some of them just unopened bottles.

Wait, why are you buying more toothpicks when you've got a drawer full of toothpicks? I think it's kind of like a kleptomania thing where I just can't help myself. I don't know why. But you don't pick your teeth? Not often, no, not really. If you're leaving a restaurant and sometimes there's

mints or sometimes there's toothpicks, you'll grab some toothpicks and just take them home and put them in the drawer. Pretty much, yeah. Don't sound ashamed. We're not here to shame you. Girl, you'll get some toothpicks and just take them home and put them in the drawer? Pretty much, yeah. Don't sound ashamed. We're not here to shame you. Girl, you get those toothpicks. My mum used to travel a lot for work

and he'd pick up all of the novel toothpicks at the hotels and I threw all of those out but I kept my toothpicks. Get the toothpicks. Yeah, you want the toothpicks. You want the toothpicks.

Okay. So it's a drawer of klepto toothpicks. Yeah, good for you, man. Okay, Kingston, thank you. And he's like, hey, where are all my shower caps from 50 different hotels around New Zealand? Got rid of that shit, yeah.

Okay. Some messages in. Tea light candles. Just a drawer of tea light candles. Yeah. I don't trust those. They're too shallow. And the tin, the aluminium things.

Yeah, no, they'll burn your house down. Somebody messaged, in fact, we've had quite a few of these messages, weed drawers and their utensils. The paraphernalia. Yeah. Okay. For their cannabis. Well, I suppose you don't want it scattered through the house.

Not that we're endorsing illegal activities. Yeah. Nah. I mean, whatever one. I'm on Hayley's side. Yep. No, definitely not. Yeah, man.

Keep your texts coming in. 9696 0800 DALS at M. The specific drawer you have in your house for one thing. Right now, though... We are wanting to know the drawer that you have in your house that is just used for one thing, because there's a guy on TikTok with his Pepsi Max drawer under his bed. And we want to know the strange thing that you use one drawer for. Mo, is this at work or home, this one drawer?

It's at home. Oh, my God. Mo, the fire is terrible. The fire is terrible. Mo's fallen into the drawer. Oh, no, no. It's excessive to the point where during lockdown when everything was off the shelf and he couldn't find it.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, Mo. We can hear you now, but we didn't catch. Nice. We didn't catch. Hold for applause. We didn't catch what the drawer was full of. We need to go back to the start. Oh, I'm so sorry.

So it's full of soda water. Oh, and is this at work? No, no, no. At the person's home. Oh, okay. Why? A whole section dedicated to soda. They're a really big fan of them.

But, you know, to the point where, like, she'll buy the entire shelf that day and have, like, probably, like, 30, 50 bottles on hand. Just get a bloody soda stream. Yeah. She needs a soda stream. Yeah, well, you'd think it would be a bit more eco-friendly, you'd say, rather than... Yeah more eco-friendly you'd say rather than

yeah that's actually I was thinking purely financially but you're dead right actually oh yeah and the environment and the environment

that's how SodaStream's pitching it these days yeah think of the environment the word needs to do a whip around and get her a SodaStream they're not that expensive

they're really not they're really not it would definitely work out too bad. It sounds like a workplace Christmas gift, doesn't it? Mo, thank you for your call. Some messages in. My daughter's school keepsakes.

Oh, that drawer's full. I've got shoeboxes full of that stuff. Oh my god. Here's a painting I've done. It's a house. It doesn't even look like a house. You've literally just shat on the page. We have a drawer in our hallway for random cables. Can't figure out what piece of equipment they belong to.

I'm sure they all belong to default technology, but they'll get shot in the drawer. I was in that drawer the other day, and I've got one of those cables. Do you remember the old iPods and iPhones used to have those real square ones? Yes. I actually need one of those. Do you?

Because I've got my iPod. Yeah. You need to charge your iPod. There's one playlist that I need to recreate. And I also found I've got an iPod Nano, those square ones. Remember an inch and a half by an inch and a half, those ones? Yeah. Could hold like a hundred songs.

That was good because they didn't skip. They were the first off the flesh. They were good for running. Yes. Good for running. Yeah, yeah. Do you have a cord in there that's one RCA to two? I need one.

Maybe. To connect my subwoofer. You got a subwoofer? But the subwoofer, not in a car. What are you putting this in your car? No, no, no. That's in my, you know that old one that I got fixed and I've just put it in the shed for my shed stereo.

He finally got a fusion car stereo. Oh my God, he's excited. That's Jonah Lomu who sold me on it. I know he did. From beyond the grave. I went to a sidekick and you know who we connected with? Jonah Lomu. He's a big fan of the fusion.

And Jonah Lomu was like, put a fusion in your car and shave an 11 in your eyebrows. That's why I've got the 11 in my eyebrows. I just thought you'd singed your brows. I talked to dead Jonah. Wow. And it was an absolute pleasure. Yeah.

And now I'm getting a fusion cast area, but I need the cord for the subwoofer. How many adult fun toy drawers did we end up getting? Bottom drawer in the bedside table is for adult fun times and accessories. Okay. Middle drawer in the bedside set of drawers is for adult fun times and accessories. Okay. Middle drawer in the bedside set of drawers is for adult fun times and lubricants. You're rocking three drawers on the bedside table? What have you got a filing cabinet

next to your bed? Very tall or very skinny drawers. Yeah. Someone's got a drawer for just Apple boxes. Like Apple products. You don't need them anymore. You don't because it used to always be like you've got to keep it just because you've got to send it back.

But it's all online. The minute you log on and you sign in and stuff now it's all online. Get rid of all those boxes. Although they are nice boxes. They're lovely packaging. But you don't use them. They just sit in the garage. I have a Girl Guide badge drawer for all of my badges when I was in Girl Guides.

My fiancé has a drawer full of every cell phone he's ever owned and their chargers if there's an apocalypse or telecom ever switches back on their 2G network. Wow. He's in luck. 025. Party time. Play ZM's Fletchford and Ailey Play ZM ZM's 25k Cash Catcher Kate's already gone

We're in with Kate, out with another Was Kate the winner of the tickets or was she playing this? Oh yeah, okay Yeah, yeah, yeah Do you know, for me, I know what I'm going to do tomorrow for Friday Flashback. I know what I'm going to do. 24 hours away.

I can hardly wait. She's a long... I was going to say, I'm not going to wait. I'm going to wait. I'm going to wait. I'm going to wait. I'm going to wait.

I'm going to wait. I'm going to wait. I'm going to wait. I'm going to wait. I'm going to wait. I'm going to wait. See you in 24 hours for my Friday Flashback.

Take your... You look confused, darling. Take your sunglasses off and sign. He's got his sunnies on. He was being cool. And you looked very confused. Well, just as we get a caller to play. Cash Catcher.

Cash Catcher. This is what we saw for time. Petra. Good morning, Petra. Morning. Hello. Hello. Hello.

Now, Petra, how Cash Catcher works is Cashy is an adorable wee creature who loves giving out cash. That's why he's called Cashy. Now, he is wrapped in an explosive device strapped to him by the evil Urd. The Urd. The I-R-D. The Urd. The I-R-D. And they want to put an end to Cashy's.

So, Cashy's going to run and there's going to be amounts shouted out. All you've got to do is say, stop, Cashy, stop, before they explode his vest. Here we go. Ready. Go. 38. Honey makes me run fast. 62.

Polar signs on my eyeballs. 75. Rolling in the snow, baby. 99. Every day is hiding. 151. Stop. What did you say?

Stop at 151. Did you say stop there, Petra? No. No, it was a glitch. It was a glitch. It was a glitch. Restart. 273.

Money in my little brain. Now she said stop. Now she said stop I heard a glitch and I was like Okay so Just your phone line How much are we locking in? $273 $273 Petra is yours

Let's see how high Cashy would have gone $298 Money is my best friend $477 Money is my best friend. 477. Buddy is my only friend. 569. Whoa. 602.

Yeah. 741. Oh. 867. Oh, my God. This is the highest it's gone. It's going to go all the way up to us. Oh, no.

Do you know why? I think it's going to go all the way up to it, then? Oh, there she is. Oh, no. Do you know what? I think it's going to go all the way up to it. Don't let the fact that you could have had over $800 today dampen the fact that you have won $273. Woo. Congratulations. I'm so sped about. She's girl-mathing.

She's girl-mathing cash catch-up. Yeah. Before girl-mats even on the show next. I'm warming it up. Play. ZM's Flet. I'm warming it up. Play. ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Girl Math. But first, Girl Math, another

episode of Girl Math. Yeah, babies. Today, I believe you said we're going to justify some beauty spending. The land of beauty with Stella. Stella! Hello. Terrible reference. Good morning. This is a terrible reference. Good morning.

Good morning. Good morning. What was that from? A streetcar? A streetcar named Desire? Fletch wouldn't get that. I didn't know what you were talking about. You're not from the land of the theatre.

I don't know about the theatre. Right, don't worry, darling. Stella, welcome to Girl Math. I only know about it because of an episode of The Simpsons. Yes, yeah, it's fine. What are we Girl Math-hing for you today, Stella? So last weekend I went out and I got my nails done. I got acrylics.

Oh, nice. There is nail art, and it was $125. It's so funny when you tell a man how much nails cost, eh? They're like, what? What? Yeah. It's not the nails, it's just everything adds up. There's nails one week, and then you're like, well, how often does nails, it's just everything adds up.

There's nails one week and then you're like, well, how often does that happen? Oh, once a month. And then next week, hair. And then how often does that happen? Once every six weeks. But all these things that happen once a blue moon. It's almost like society's told us we have to look a certain way. I'm telling society that I don't think you have to. It's almost like our society's warped our brains to believe that we have to present ourselves in a certain fashion.

That does not apply to men in the same degree. I don't mind if you come into work and you look like a minger. It's fine. And then I have followed accordingly. Like today, for example. Yeah, minger, full minger. Now, F you. So acrylics, $125 for some arty acrylics.

Okay. I've had acrylics before. I mean, I've got big trust here in the girlies of Girl Maths. I'm going to put my feet up. This is a piece of cake. Put your feet up. They're going to have this done in one breath. We're bringing in our other Girl Math girlies,

Karwin and Shannon. Hello. Have you guys had acrylics before? Love them. Yeah. They're so good. They make your nails so strong because they're not your nails. You feel invincible.

They're plastic. Yeah. Who wants to start. They make your nails so strong because they're not your nails. You feel invincible. They're plastic. Yeah. Who wants to start? Because it's $125 for this. And how long have you been told they're going to last? Two weeks, but they never last that long. Two weeks? Is that all?

I reckon you get three out of it. I reckon three at least. By the way, I've just realised I've been lied to. What? By your wife? Yeah, I'm sure. I've been told when she What, by your wife? Yeah, I'm sure. I've been told when she's had them before that they're going to last longer than that. Yeah, well, because the thing is they grow out.

And so you start to see the, like the, I don't have them on, but you see how you can see my nail coming out from underneath my jowls. Oh, yeah. And if you've got acrylics, they look worse, hey? And it gets caught in your hair when you wash your hair. Yes, and it snags. And it's the worst feeling ever. Yeah, it snags.

Are we going to do a breakdown? Yeah.ags. Are we going to do a breakdown? Yeah. Are we going to have a breakdown? I meant to be. This is where you go. Okay, so 125. Let's easily firstly divide it by 10. We've got 10 fingers.

Beautiful. And Lise, of course, have you got all your fingers, Stella? Yeah, all my fingers. Okay, sorry. It was an ableist of us to say that. You don't have any extra fingers? Would they charge you extra if you had a little wobbly finger on the end of your hand?

A little noob with a little... But I had a nail, so they had to do it. I feel like they'd just give that for free, right? I have a friend with a webbed toe, and whenever we'd go and get pedicures, they were always like, ah! It was weird, but she had two nails on it so they had to do it.

Okay, so 125 divided by 10 fingers $12.50 each finger. Now if we're saying they're going to last two to three weeks let's go three. Yeah, definitely

I think you can get three out of it, Stella. That's $4.10 per finger. Wait, what do you do day to day, Stella? Working in an office. No, you be careful. A low impact office. Oh, yeah, she's fine. A low impact sign.

Yeah, that's definitely three weeks. So that's already $4.10 per finger. Yeah. Remember, you've got to treat them carefully, though, because that's how Dolly Parton came up with the coming down the da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Yeah, she plays her nails. Right. She plays her acrylics.

Right. And that was all about working in the office. So don't slam the keyboard too hard. So what have we got? $4. $4.10. $4.10. And that was all about working in the office. So don't slam the keyboard too hard. So what we got, $4? $4.10. $4.10. Per finger. Per finger.

For three weeks. That's a coffee a day, isn't it? Exactly. Did I just girl mass? You did. Did you drink coffee, Stella? No. Yes, she did.

No. Now we're in the profits. I got an uno. We're actually in the profits because she's not even buying coffee. And she's saving a coffee a day. So that's two coffees she's saving a day. Do you get dragged out for a hot chocolate when everybody else has a coffee?

Not really. I'll have a cup of tea though. But that's even cheaper. Even cheaper. It's just water in a bag. She's a budgeting queen. Shannon, what angle are you coming at? Well, from personal experience

talking to my dermatologist, I'm a dry skin girly. Yes, me too. Eczema, acne, we've been there. So I'm on Accutane. One of the first things my doctor said to me a year ago when I started Accutane was he recommended I get acrylic nails. The reason for this is you cannot puncture your own skin with fake nails. Yeah, you can't.

They're smooth. You can't scratch yourself. You can't pick a breakout. You can't do anything. What about a pimple? Can you not itch? Can you squeeze a pimple? You can squeeze a pimple.

You can scratch, but it doesn't do any damage like your nails would. So what I'm saying here, Stella, is you can save thousands on dermatologist appointments, Accutane, the dry skin, the Vaseline on the lips, everything by having acrylic nails. Don't Vaseline your lips. I'm going back next week. Yes. Well, hang on, because with these because the nails are so strong

so I'm just going from that maths right, you've got $125 for three weeks. I'm going to deduct the price of a pseudo cream because that's like a basic you know, skin repair because now you're not repairing your skin because you're not scratching it to death. So now we're at $113. Okay. And because these nails are so strong, I would

always use them to do things, like use them as tools. So for example, I've looked up a couple of tools. You've got a tungsten scraper, that's $12.99. Oh yeah, but tungsten's strong.

Yeah, you have not felt acrylic nails. They are so strong. But acrylic nails can't scratch skin, but they have the toughness of tungsten. Because they're like cemented to your nails.

Yeah, that's the strength of it. It's like an extension of your hand. So we've gone minus, we've gone $125 minus the pseudo cream, minus the tungsten scraper, minus a pimple popper because I used to use mine with the big pimple. So a pimple popper, we're going, that's $6,

minus a pair of easy slip-on sketches. Now, because if you don't have fingernails, you can't untie your shoes. You're going to have to go into sketches and get yourself a nice pair of slip-on sketches. Now, because if you don't have fingernails, you can't untie your shoes, you're going to have to go into sketches and get yourself a nice pair of slip-on shoes. So that's $159.99 on new shoes. You've made $70, and that's just in the space of two weeks.

And that's $73 that I can now go spend on my eyelashes. Yes! Now you're saving on mascara as well. Now we've got lashes, now we're saving on mascara. Now what's we've got lashes. Now we're saving on mascara. Now what's a nice, if we just go to Mecca, I mean, the mascara I use is like,

I'm embarrassed to say. It's like $70. Yeah, $70 is the going rate at the moment. Yeah. So now, because you've got, now you've not only made $140, you've also got beautiful eyelashes and beautiful nails.

Exactly. Is that good? I just look at each other like, what's just happened? Yeah, I'm lost. Well done. I got a little lost. Go and get those nails back. I will do.

Thank you, Stella. Thank you, Stella. Next on the show, it's our big announcement. Woo! Are you energized enough for this? I just ate my porridge. I'm like, yum. I'm getting there

I reckon What is it the GI What does that stand for? GI Joe I don't know General Intelligent Glycemic Index The GI Joe

That's in my stomach Will have got into my blood My blood sugar Would have been Bursted sufficiently Thanks GI Joe Go Joe Clay

Zed M's Fletch Vaughn And Hayley Okay are we ready For the big announcement? Yes Are we ready for the big announcement? Yes. Are we ready for the announcement that's nothing to do with Tangler Swift?

I am ready. Are we ready? Yes. Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley live. Well, this is the announcement. We're going to do a live show. That's right. We do it on five mornings a week.

No, live and in person. This is live right now. In front of an audience. In front of people. Right. I thought it was Fletchwood and Hayley live, and we were just saying we're still alive. We're not dead.

We just live in through life. Like Frankenstein lives. No, it's live. Now, this is going to be a live show where we do our show like we do on the radio every morning, but live with all of the favourite segments that we do. Unfiltered as well. You don't know the things

we would say if we weren't bound by broadcasting standards. It's gonna be loose. Does this mean we have to sing Fact of the Day? Because you know when we have guests in studio and people watching, it gets a little like Fact of the Day. I get a bit shy singing that live.

Look, I'm going to say it. Before the show, we're going to have a couple of drinks and maybe have a couple of drinks on stage. It's going to be a fun night. These are the, I, you know me. I mean, you've been touring around

with the Seven Days live show. You've been doing your own show. It's the juice. You love it. I love live audiences. It's so fun and it's just in the moment and people can just enjoy it and it's just in the moment and people can just enjoy it.

And it's just like you're going to be hanging out with us like we're in a garage. I've got something I've got to read too. I, Vaughan Smith, also like large crowds and leaving my house on a weeknight and doing extra work. The best thing about it, though, Vaughan, is you're going to be just surrounded by us

and you could almost pretend like the audience isn't there. You're an absolute show po- You're a peacock as well. He says this. Moment of crowds there. And then he gets a crowd and he's like, la la la la. But, um, so this is going to be at Auckland's Sky City Theatre

on October 19th. Beautiful theatre. Um, and if you would like to go to ZM Online to register for the FAM presale, you can do that now or you can text LIVE to 9696 for the link. The pre-sale is going to start tomorrow morning at 9am. So register ZM Online. The general tickets will go on sale this Monday at 9am on the 18th of September.

You're also going to get to see some of your favourite segments. I think live you're going to see how Vaughan plugs into his superpower of guessing your mum's name. Oh, we've got to do but I can guess your mum's name. Yeah. You're also going to see

a lot, I'm going to bring my piano. Someone's going to have to sage the theatre beforehand. We'll get a blessing. We'll get a full blessing. Yeah, we'll get a blessing.

We'll get a saging. Yeah, get a saging. And you're going to bring your piano and do some songs. I'm going to bring my piano. I'll do a live Hayley's version of something. Okay. It's going to be so much fun. I'm so excited bring my piano. I'll do a live Hayley's version of something. Okay.

It's going to be so much fun. I'm so excited. So all the details are at ZM Online. Sounds thoroughly planned. It is thoroughly planned. Sounds very well thought out and thoroughly planned to me. It is. Where can I get tickets?

I've just said, haven't I? I'll reiterate it. I wasn't listening. I was watching. I was looking at the person in the car beside me on the way to work. Well, ZM Online would be a good place to start. ZM Online. Read this today for the fan pre-sale,

and you can text LIVE to 9696 for all the details. It'll be October 19th, Auckland Sky City Theatre. What am I going to wear? What am I going to wear? I was just going to wear this. Can we just wear this? Can I wear this? Me and Carl

are twinkling our fingers because that means we get to go shopping and buy a new outfit They can't see me in something they've already seen me in This is live

You've got to have something brand new Yeah, okay One of us has a mouth full of ginger nuts Try and guess who Born?

Well, it's not me Oh, dry dog That is not a biscuit That is not a biscuit you dry dog not me. Oh, dry dog. That is not a biscuit. That is not a biscuit, you dry dog. No, you don't dry dog the biscuit. It's too hard. You don't dry dog. You've got to dip that thing.

I've got very soft teeth too, quite famously. Yeah, you always do how soft your teeth are. Oh, I've got to put that away. We've just announced that we are going to do a live show. It's going to be at Auckland Sky City Theatre on the 19th of October. Carwen has just sent through a Ticketmaster ticket. I know. It's real. It's real to be at Auckland Sky City Theatre on the 19th of October. Carwen has just sent through a Ticketmaster ticket. I know. It's real.

It's real, man. And there's like a, I've seen the seating chart. Welcome to the world of live performance. This is wild. Now, there is also, we should mention that tickets do go on sale tomorrow, the pre-sale. To see the show live, you can register at ZM Online. You can text live to 9696. Yeah.

There is also an opportunity to buy a piece of souvenir history. We thought long and hard about this because like some souvenirs you get them, you're like, oh, I'm never going to use that. So we decided on a tea towel because you know when you get those awesome like commemorative tea towels

you never use them. You can't use it. Well, I always use the commemorative tea towel. No, you hang it on the oven, but you're not bloody using it to dry dishes. Oh, no, I use my commemorative tea towel. Oh, I hate it when people do that with the decorative tea towel. But it's a Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley tea towel with a lot of, like, this amazing artwork of, like, some of the iconic things we talk about on the show. Like the sexy wheelbarrows on there.

So you can grab one of those as extra when you grab your tickets. So exciting. You just can't wait to get your piano out. It's the juice. I'm going to get my piano out. People are going to be looking at me under the lights, listening to me, laughing at me. The Activator just minutes away for you to win.

All thanks to Flight Centre at one of our captain's packs. But right now it's time for... Fact of the Day! Day, day, day, day. Welcome again to Vast Ocean Week of Fact of the Day. Every time you say vast ocean, I get a chill down my spine. The vast, vast ocean. Two parts to today's Fact of the Day. Is it where MH370 is? Where is it?

Still haven't found it. That's in a... That's in a... Oh, we've found a planet in 120 light years. Or how far away was that planet? All these light years away. A trillion light years away. We've spotted a molecule.

Bullshit you have. It's like, a molecule's tiny. Yeah, find that plane. Yeah, find some other stuff. Yeah. Like, everything.

Yeah. Like, what did you just, didn't you lose something recently? It's gone now. Your headphones. Oh no, that was your cable. No, you found that. No, that was your cable.

My Apple Watch, I left in New Plymouth. And you've lost that special cable. I've lost my phone charger. Yeah. Oh yeah, I went on tour and I didn't bring my charger for my...

And actually that maybe... I was just... Our friend Mike's misplaced the key. So I'm just like, why can't we find these things before we're going looking at molecules 120,000 light years away? Oh, whatever.

Anyway, anyway, anyway. The vast ocean is this week's theme for Fact of the Day. The deep... This is just a little bit of a taster because this is a common fact. Everybody knows it. The deepest canyon under the ocean is the Challenger Deep.

It's the deepest known part of the ocean in the Mariana Trench. Is this where... James Cameron popped a... Yeah, he's gone down there, hasn't he? He's got a sub down there. So the deepest canyon under the ocean is taller than the tallest part above the ocean. That's a little taster.

That's a little appetizer for today's fact of the day. Also, that same Challenger Deep, the same canyon, is roughly as deep underwater as commercial airlines fly above the water. You think when you're in a plane and you can look out and you can see how far above you are, above the earth, that's how far below the surface the Challenger Deep goes. Again, people might know, but if we're talking mountain ranges, if we're talking canyons, I want you to know that today's premium fact of the day,

the one that you, this is the mains, the world's largest mountain range is underwater. I know. I know this. The Mid-Atlantic Ridge. Has it got snow? Is a mountain, you know, it's underwater. Does it have a chairlift?

Yes, it does. How are we getting up? Yes, it does. Is it a four, a quad? What's a day pass going to cost? It's a gondola. You get in and you shut the door behind you. Oh, day passes have snuck up.

Oh, God. Oh, my God. So expensive. Yeah. And then the weather closes in. You've only just started. What a waste of money. Separate fee for the cheer list.

How else am I going to get up there? Yeah, but you've got to hire your gear as well. So make a day of it. Do you need chains for the wheels to get there? Get up there very, very early. Do you need to put chains on your boat? To weigh you down. Yeah, to weigh you down to get to the bottom. Actually, this mountain range, getting to the

bottom's the challenge. It is 65,000 kilometres long, the Mid-Atlantic Range, and it stretches from up in Iceland all the way down between Europe and Northern America and then through the middle and it goes right down to the bottom. Sort of like it's considered the baseball seam of the world.

Yeah. And it's when the plates that are pushing apart and when those continents spread from Pangea, the cool thing about it is if you look at a map drawing of the ridge, it is actually like the joining seam from where Africa pulled apart from America and Europe. Oh, yeah. And it's almost the exact same line.

And it is the longest continual mountain range on Earth by a mile. Lucky that happened, otherwise there'd be zebras and lions all over America. Yeah, God, what would they do? Well, they've got the guns. They'd be fine. They'd just shoot them, wouldn't they? They'd be absolutely fine.

So today's fact of the day on Vast Ocean Week is that the longest mountain range on this planet of ours is completely underwater. Fact of the day, day, day, Game of Thrones. Sansa. Sansa? Sansa Stark.

Sansa Stark. And Joe Jonas, they got divorced and everyone's talking about it and whatnot. I guess so are we. The rumours have been wild. I know, because everyone's like, she's a party girl. And then they're like, no, here's receipts of her saying she's a homebody. And blah, blah, blah, blah. Whatever.

Who gives a toss? Most marriages end in divorce. And so has theirs. To be fair. Statistically, it's likely. Statistically. Now, she was spotted. And I love this,

she was spotted smoking a dart. Yeah. Funny thing. She loves the darts. Yeah, she's in a little pair of shorts, like active wear shorts and a singlet, and she's got no ring, and she's got slides on, and she's very casual, smoking a durry,

and wearing a really, I don't want to say it was a bad wig, like not a great looking blonde wig. Everyone was like, she's in disguise. She's trying to move. She's trying to just move around without being spotted because she's the talk of the town at the moment. Yeah. She's not. It turns out she's on the set of a movie.

Oh, I liked that it was so much better than when she was in it. Because you hear about celebrities doing this because they just want to do something normal, like go to the supermarket or ride the subway. So they wear like wigs and stuff, like slip out the back and a hoodie and a hat. I know. Well, this got me thinking,

when I thought it was a disguise, I want to know if you've ever had to be in disguise. And now that I know it's not a disguise, I still want to know. Is there ever a time, I think we should have some calls and get some texts, that you've donned a disguise? A disguise. And why did you do it? This could almost be an impossible phone-in topic.

Could be. Because why would you need to? I guess maybe you were trying to follow an ex or follow someone you thought were cheating. Follow someone, catch someone. And so you put on like a hat and a wig. You just need to get past someone or around something. Maybe you were skiving off

work but you needed to pop out so you're like I've done a disguise just in case. Like you want to spend all day at a sports event or something and you're meant to be in sick. You're like, just in case the camera lands on me, I'll put this wig on and I'll pop on a little disguise. I just think there might be some funny stories about,

I mean, it just seems so like a movie. Because I always find wigs always look so fake. Oh, they do. I mean, I know you can get some. To get a quality wig is like upwards of $1,000. Oh, wow. Okay I mean, I know you can get some. To get a quality wig, it's like upwards of $1,000. Oh, wow. Okay. Because that's actual real people here.

Real here. And what was it? The lace front. It looked sharp just at the weekend. Oh, no one's going to believe that. They had such a range of amazing wigs. You just have to accept it's gone. You know? And you don't need to.

I think it's because I went blonde and obviously my beard tells a different story. It does. Yeah, I know. So, okay, let's take some calls. Have you ever, this is almost an impossible phone-in topic, but I mean, I would love to know if anyone has ever donned a disguise. 0800 DALS at M, 9696 to text in.

Oh my God, we just got such an amazing text. There's two very interesting texts. Okay, all right, well, let's get to those next. Keep your calls coming in. 0800 DALES at M. When did you don a disguise? We want to know if you've ever had to don a disguise. Yeah, that's right.

Everyone thought Sophie Turner was in disguise. She's just on the set of a movie, but the wig looked hilariously like a disguise amidst the aftermath of her divorce. So we have had some messages in. Oh, my God. it's so good. When have you worn a disguise? My sister's boyfriend works for a major unnamed cinema chain

where he regularly pops on a disguise to go next door to the supermarket to buy their cheap pizzas to bring them back and heat them up and sell them as ridiculously overpriced pizzas. It's not like we thought that the pizzas were making their own pizzas. I didn't believe there was an Italian chef back there. Where's your pizza oven? Yeah. Wait, do you reckon they sprinkle on some extra salami or pepperoni or cheese?

That's the trick to making it, but I don't think they would. I don't think they would. Wait, what set of skies they wear to go to the supermarket? Mario, a pizza man. Hello, I'm just here for a pizza. Yeah, an official Italian pizza maker. Oh my God. Yeah. So that's bad.

Some of these are great. I disguise myself as a postman to steal my ex's cat. Well, how do you look like a postman? You just put on the polo. Yeah, polo. You get one of those little carts. Just run up.

Yeah, jog in. Run up, jog in. Have a good tan and some good calf muscles. Yeah. Or zip in on one of those electric quad bikes. Yeah. Yeah. Right now what we're talking about is whether or not you've ever had to wear a disguise

or chosen to wear a disguise for whatever reason. Because Sophie Turner looked like she was in disguise. A lot of people don't want to talk on the radio about this. It's so funny because they're still in disguise. And sometimes it might make them seem like petty. Yeah. For being in disguise. This person didn't want to talk to us but they said to catch my partner cheating I would

don to disguise. Yes! I love that. Do you reckon you could tail someone? You know in TV shows and stuff they tail them in a car and they stay like a couple of cars back. Yeah, if you're wearing a hat. I've got a plumbing van. No, see, I'd be suspicious. You don't drive it enough.

It sticks out too much. You want to buy a nondescript. No, because... My car would be better. A Mazda. Grey Mazda. Grey Mazda. Everyone's got a Mazda.

Everyone's got the same car as me. Maybe I'll get rid of my plumbing truck then. Yeah. You're just not using it enough. All those camping trips you see to go on with a mattress in the back. And every time someone asks you to fix something in their plumbing, you try and only make it worse. Oh, my God, yeah.

You've got terrible reviews. Flooded my house. When I was 14, I put on a hat, a fake mustache, and sunglasses to try to buy beer at the local pub. Now, I think showing up on my Stingray bike may have tipped them off that I wasn't the real deal. Yeah. Wearing a fake moustache.

Gina, when did you don a fake costume, a moustache, maybe? Hi. Hi. I should be anonymous, but not me. My partner. Okay. He's a salesman for quite a big agriculture company. Ooh.

Okay. Okay, okay. He's a salesman for quite a big agriculture company. Ooh, okay. And he goes around the field days like Mystery Creek posing to be a customer to the competition to work out what deals. Ooh, that's so good. Right, and then so he works out what deals they're doing and then he'll go back to their stall or their setup and do better deals.

Sort of. So like he works out what prices they can do compared to what he could do for his customers and sort of works out how the market's going and stuff. Yeah, yeah. That's clever. And then what disguise does he just put on? One of those big hats and gumboots? He just, like, changes his cap and puts on his chemo raincoat.

Yeah, great. So, just like every other farmer. That's brilliant. It's sort of a similar thing. Aaron and I were thinking of doing this because our neighbours are selling their house and we're like, we'll help you get a good price. And we'll go and we'll be like, oh, two mil at least.

And go in like fancy clothes, you know, like a couple of rich people also looking to buy in the area. Or if you want to keep the price down, you go in and you'll be like, remember when we bought that meth from here? Yeah, oh my gosh. That was good meth. That was good meth.

And the best part about it was they were making it right here. You've done a wonderful job since the meth lab explosion. Yeah. You would never know. You wouldn't even know this place exploded months ago. You can't even smell the death of the lab technicians at all. A little bit of, I can still taste a little bit of meth on the wallpaper, but they've got the blood out. A little buzz from the wall. A little buzz coming, I can still taste a little bit of meth on the wallpaper but they've got the blood out.

A little buzz from the wall, a little buzz coming from the wall but not much. I mean you really want the house to sell a lot so it makes your house look good.

I want the value of my house to go up. Yeah. Or go and dress as a psychic and start talking to the ghosts that are in the house. They're like,

oh now come on, I know you're angry, I know you've got unsolved things but there's no need to say you're going to kill the next people who own this house. Come on, ghosts.

That's not on. Stay tuned for my disguise, that millionaire Don, to raise the price of our neighbour's house. Is that the podcast done? Because I'm busting for a poos. Busting for a poos. Jesus. Give us a review.

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