ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 15th June 2026

Episode Date: June 14, 2026

00.00: Intro 01.45: Chocolate Coin Scammer 06.20: SLP - Do you care if your partner watches 'adult content' 11.10: Elon is a trillionaire 15.50: Top 6 - Signs your allergic to exercise 19.40: Maternal instinct doco 23.50: Hayley's auction 31.55: Taylor Swift update 36.15: Where is your ex now? 46.10: Fletch birthday surprise 51.20: Hayley's night with Momoa 58.35: Fact of the day 1.02.40: What made you feel old? 1.15.30: QLP - Have you used are we dating the same guy? 1.21.00: What do you do that makes your day go faster 1.28.00: Tyra is suing Netflix See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM Podcast Network. This is Fleshwin and Haley's Big Pod. Brought to you by Chemist Warehouse. The biggest brands are the lowest prices. Good morning. Welcome to the show. Happy Monday, Fletch Fawn and Haley. And my two bulbous friends from the weekend.

Wow, hello pimples. Pimp one and two. Wow. Were they there when you met Jason Mamoa? Yes, one was coming. And then the other one, you know, hit its ugly head for long enough. And it's just come up now.

Right, we'll delve into the show. I'll go over my weekend with Jay. Yeah, we'll delve into the show later. Haley got to meet again, Jason MoMAW. Yeah. Was in the middle, there were photos too. Yeah, there were photos. We need to discuss those photos. Very creepy.

Those ones, the ones in the media, that made me look like an absolute creep. Dealer reveal back this morning, 8 o'clock, we're going to kick things off, all 20 cases on the wall. Minimum $3.000 Maximum $3,000. That's right. So if you want to play, Make sure you're listening for the activator at 8 o'clock this morning.

The top six coming up. Yeah, top six signs you're allergic to exercise. Like, this is actually a thing. Actually a thing. I read that, that you can actually have a, like a reaction to exercise. Some people can be able to allergic. I think that might be me. Induced allergic reactions.

I'd hate to develop allergies to it, so best to avoid, I think. Yeah, that might be the pimples. Yeah, that's what, I've been back at the gym. Yeah. I've been in the gym. It's not pimples, it's hives. It's hives. Next on the show, a chocolate coin scammer.

I love a chalky coin in the little net. Yeah, as long as they're good chocky coins, though. No, they're not those chalky white Australian ones. The ZM Podcast Network play ZM's flesh, Forne and Haley. A widow in Michigan in the United States. Sorry, you're lost. Yeah. I don't know how fresh it is.

But when you describe as a widow, yeah. How do you describe yourself? Oh, I just started to do that. I've been widowed. I've actually had... A 72-year-old woman. What about your husband? I'm dead.

Widow! Widow! That's all the matters now. Your entire personality has been widowed. I've had widowed as my Facebook marital status. Have you? This is why you haven't found love. Forever.

Well, I just... People look at that and they're like, it's a lot. There's history there. I can't... I just can't move on. Yeah, I'll never be... Yeah, I'll never be the first love. Do you remember when you used to, like, really,

it was a thing when someone changed his status? It's complicated. Relationship status. It's complicated. Yeah. Is it? Did you change yours? Nah.

I just think they're married. I don't know. Does it? You tell me. I don't think I ever had mine. In the lies of the law. Yeah, true. True, that.

Paperwork ones. It's your family. It's got my birthday there. I got excited. I thought it must have been my birthday because it had my birthday, but that's not, that's just the same thing. I got excited. It must be my birthday. It must be February 20th.

Excuse me, it's my daughter's birthday next. Yeah, it's someone's birthday. It's, well, I mean, and I'm in a night. It's your birthday in like 10, that, nine days. Yeah, so. Okay. Thank you. Just remember that.

Presence. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've got you something. Oh, you want to go to house on like a count down. Okay, yeah, yeah. I'll pop into wallies today. Yeah, bomb to all right. Chocolate sponge cake, black sponge.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why do I call a chocolate cake? It's black sponge. That's all right. We can have a black sponge. It's just such a beautiful way of describing a chocolate cake. Black sponge. One of those sounds brown.

It's brown. Black sponges? Bors. Bunch. Yeah, yeah. You're still making one of those black sponges? What are you looking for, sir? Well, it's chocolate coins we're talking about now.

Oh, okay. Yeah, yum. A go-to. I mean, always crappy chocolate, but it's like pulling the gold foil. It's so fun. Yeah. And then you leave them and then, like, end of January, like, oh, I found a little coin. Yum.

And the little topper and you peel a bag, so white. Do you prefer that? Frigrated? Yeah, frigid. Frigured? Yeah, hard. Cracked, crack. Yeah.

Yeah. Crack. Yeah. Okay. So this woman gets a call. And this is a widow. This is their widows. Sorry for your loss.

Sorry for this. This widow. This widow gets a call from people claiming to be social security agents who said your social security number is being used to fund terrorism. Oh my goodness. I'd hate to hear that. Money laundering. And so you've got to take your money that you've got, presumably, you know, got a little life insurance payout. Again, sorry for your loss.

So if you lost. Congrats. 4-01 sort of retirement fund. And convert that $700,000 into gold. Oh, okay. So law enforcement could track the criminals. Right. Couldn't.

could could because then she gives them the gold and they've got a bug in there and they can oh right okay right so anyway blah blah blah blah blah blah um and they she then alerts she rings the actual police and the police are like oh no there's none of this this is definitely a scam but they said go along with it oh okay oh undercover yeah go along with it um so she uh gets a bag of gold gets it converted into gold yeah and um hands it over, they arrest the person on the spot. Yeah. Ha, ha, ha, ha, got you. Because it was in the, they had a quick look in the bag and it looked gold because it was gold chocolate coins. Gold coins, brilliant. Brilliant. That's good stuff.

I mean, you wouldn't be too mad though, do you know what I mean? If you stole something and you opened it up, you'd be like, well, it's not what I wanted, but. But now I got a fridge full of white gold coins. Yeah. Just before you arrest me, can I just have one? Yeah, you let me peel it. Let me get my like fingernail and that little flap on the rim. Yep.

And you peel it off as a disc. If you get it as one and then if you can get your finger down and spread it out nice. Pop off that little cats. We used to keep our Easter egg rappers. We used to have a competition every year who could get the flattest spread of a cream. Oh, yeah. Almost we don't get a little tear in the foil. Heartbreak.

Heartbreak. Devastated. Heartbreak, but have another one. Did the police give her any kind of like thanks or compensation for just like going undercover? I'd just do it for free to be so exciting. Guess what I'm doing today? Yeah, going undercover. Catching crimps with the Pope.

You know, I've already lost my husband. What have I got to lose? Because I'm a widow. I'm nothing but a widow. Yeah. Let's catch some crims. She got her money back and she hopes she would take enough from the fact that her story would serve as a warning to others. Yes.

Nice. This is probably a good reminder to check in with your parents. Yeah. Make sure they're not getting scammed. Yeah. Buying gold. Don't get them converting things to gold. No.

The Z&M Podcast Network. What's going on? ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Haley. So silly, silly, silly. Do you care if you're our partner watches adult content? We're talking. Pornography. No, God, no.

I think maybe I would have a problem if I was in a relationship with someone and the adult content they were watching was the issue, the actual, like, style of it. Yes. If it was a bit like, you know, like anti-women or like not very... Yes, yes, yes, yes. You know what if they were watching adult content and it was... That was taking the place of intimate time.

Yeah, which it does. And that becomes a problem for so many couples. Yeah, for sure. Well, you know, that's your easy thing as you do that. And then... And then I'm not getting any love and affection and I want some. Well, do you care if your partner watches adult content. 30% of people say, yes, I do care.

I'm not okay with it. 70% said, I do not mind. Shandog was just saying, producer Shandog dog... What, Rov, who just called Chewbuck of the Star Wars Dog? You were saying that even though there was 30% of people that said they do have a problem with it. We only got one comment from them. Yeah, I try to get like a broad range

of responses. I open every single response we get for the syllable poll, I read it. But no one was admitting to why they wouldn't let their partner watch it. It's just a gut feeling. Or yeah, it's impacted them in the past. Yeah. Yeah. Some feedback on it, Dan said,

course I don't. One, that'd be hypocritical. Two, I'm not chalice. He's not going to get with the person on the screen. And three of He gets an idea from what he sees. Variety is the paprika of life. It is. Yeah, lovely.

Samantha said, I don't mind if it's reasonable content and frequency. Of course, that varies with each person, but you know your partner's habits. It's pretty irrational to think they don't watch it. Oh my God, do you remember that person that used to think their partner didn't watch porn or whatever? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're like, let us be the ones to tell you that's not true. That's definitely not true. Now, Katie said, the books I read are probably ten times worse than anything he could find. Yeah, I know. That's the thing. It's just you read the books about the half man,

half what are you into now? Alipuses? Sure. Half man half octopus. Eight of them. I hate tentacles. We're just half horse, half ice hockey player. Yeah.

Now we're talking. They have a horse on the ice. They have like the, what are the things they use called? Sticks. Sticks. They have sticks instead of legs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they just.

Oh wait. But it's got a manhead. It's got a manhead. With abs. With abs. With abs. And a giant horse body. Stick legs?

Stintor on the ice. Because massive dick. And they're so good at ice hockey because they have four sticks. No, I think they'd be terrible at ice hockey. They need skates. No, they're really good. Read the book before you start judging. I don't read.

I just watch a little 10-minute clips. Daddy L. said, I don't mind if it's together, but alone is just like, why. Come hit me up for some spanky time, you know? Oh, geez. Good Lord. Good Lord. Good gracious. Good morning.

6.25 a.m. What's the saying? I don't know where they get their fuel so long as they park at home. It's something like that. It alludes me right now. I don't know of that saying. I don't mind where they're part.

It's sort of a vehicle analogy. I don't know. Don't mind where they get their fuel as long as they park. Is that someone that works in the fuel industry? Perhaps. Oh, where you get your fuel, like where you fill your car. What fuels you as long as you come home and park it at home? It's a terrible analogy.

You let someone else put their pump in you. Oh, goodness me. So we pump in 95. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you're coming home to me. I've accidentally put diesel in the tank. Oh no. Now someone's going to need to come and suck it all out.

Yeah, but we're going to try a bit of diesel every now and then to see if it's better. To see if it works yet. Well, we might find out that we're a diesel vehicle. How will we know until we don't pump with diesel? We just don't know. Pumping with 91 this whole time. You're like, oh, the diesel gal the whole time? That said, I make adult content for my partner of me and he loves it.

Oh, that's nice. That's hot. That's hot. Good morning. Sounds like they've got one of those Kmart ring lights. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah, nice. Got a ring light, the downstairs. Yeah, oh, well, softly. Softly. Turn it down and get a walk, turn it to warm. Not direct. Anonymous says it's caused issues in the past for us, and it's agreed it's not a part of our relationship. Oh, there you go.

Yeah, see, that's getting back to that whole, probably taking the place. Yeah, yeah, watching a little too much. Yeah. Well, for still a little poll, we asked, do you care if your partner watches adult content, and 70% he said, I do not mind. The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Flash forun and Haley. Well, the world now has a lot.

its first ever trillionaire, and it is Elon Musk. Pipped me to it, you know. I was working up, man. 150 a week, I was chucking in savings. I was like, coming for you, you bastard. And your Kiwi Saver? Yeah, Kiwi Saver took a dip down over the weekend. I think that's what it was.

Was there a dip? A dip in the old KS. Trillionaire. Actually, if we're talking wins on shares, I met at the field days, I met a couple of ladies that worked for shares, and they gave me this free beanie. So technically, that's a big return on the sharemone. Yeah, right.

That's probably your biggest return yet on Shazes. Yeah, pretty good. He's a trillion here. Practical return. Yeah, it is nice. There was a bust ad that you may have seen people like putting up things like you said before. If you're a trillionaire in a world of starving children, then you're not really a revolutionary.

Yeah, you're a C-C-Bomb. Yeah. Which is so smart. It's nicely said. And just that thing when someone said, you realize with your wealth, like, like how much of the planet you could pull out of poverty. And he was like, well, if someone tells me how, then I'll do it. And then so many people were like, pump, pump, pump, boom, boom.

93 billion a year, I think they said. Would do it. Would do, sort of, the load out. And still leave him with, you know, tons. Yeah. And he didn't ever got back to them, did he? Did you see someone on the red carpet, I can't remember where they were, but his daughter, you know, his daughter, she's trans, right?

Yeah. She was on a red carpet for something And the interviewer was like Oh, your father, your father, he's the best, yeah Put some, my, and she's like, sorry? Like your father, your father, Elon Musk, he's the best And she just walks away, it's like Yeah, because they do not get on at all, those two.

I wonder why. So if you got a trillion dollars out in pennies, US pennies, and stack them on top of each other, you'd have four towers of pennies that would touch the moon from Earth. Wow. I mean, you're stupid as well. Because don't get it in pennies.

World hunger. No, terrible way. Unless you screw it to McDuck, but then where are you going to put them all? And also, if you dove into a pool of pennies, it's a solid mass. You'd really mess yourself up. A trillion dollars. So the United Nations said it would cost $93 billion per year to solve world hunger by 2030. So $93 billion a year would leave him with $628 billion. Oh, that's, yeah, but come on.

Like, how's he going to live on that? Yeah. Actually, you're kind of being unreasonable there. Like, what's he supposed to do? Isn't it insane? Like, how much money does one person need? The infographics are great. Here's each circle is one billion, and you can scroll down,

and that's how many billions it takes to make a trillion. What's the Taylor Swift? Taylor Swift gets two circles for estimated ticket sales from her eras to her. She gets two circles, so that was two billion. Wow. $2.9 billion is the box office sales for Avatar, the highest grossing, so that's just under three dots on this thing of, I'm guessing over it. thousand dots. That's insane, isn't it?

It's just nuts. It's like unfathomable. Does he, you know, with who's one of the other richest guys in the world and he gives away so much of it? Gates? Not Gates, but they mean they do a lot, both him and Ex-Melinda, but there was another guy.

Can't remember his name, but he does a lot of stuff. Does Elon Must do? He does have a charity, but I was listening to something yesterday and they really struggle to find any records of anything given. Right. That gets up to a certain level of... Because you think it would be a bit more public to be like,

yeah, I do give hundreds of millions to climate change or whatever. Barger, or he does basically nothing. Well, that's why he's a trillion here. And that's why he's a piece of shit. That big POS. That's the Statue of Liberty. Yeah. And that's how big a SpaceX starship is.

So that's, you know, 151 feet high. And that's what 1.77 trillion looks like. If it was in notes. If it was in $100 bills stacked. It would be higher than the Statue of Liberty. And significantly wider. Yeah. It's a big pyramid of money.

It'd be like four Statue of Liberty's wide and taller. So what's he doing with it? He could buy the New York Knicks 102 times just to put a bit of a contemporary. He could buy every professional sports team in America. Yeah. He could buy every house. Was it the U.S. state of Maine or one of those northeastern states? He could buy every single residential house and still have Billy

left. Like, it's an incomprehensible and crazy. It's give away your money, dude. You don't need all that. Cool, cool. Congrats. Yeah, well done, mate. Sending now big congrats to Elon Musk. The Z&M Podcast Network. Play ZDEMS, Fletch, Forne and Haley. From the unmoderated

comment section, this is the top six. Well, howdy? Exercise induced anaphylaxis is the technical term for being allergic. to exercise. It's thought to be a combination of factors that trigger the body to release chemicals such as histamine. And it is the release of these chemicals

that cause the symptoms, which can be hard to breathe, etc, etc. Also, apparently it can be related to what food has been ingested. Oh yeah. Yeah. The most common foods involved in food-dependent exercise and juice, anaphylactos of head or ear. Wheat, shellfish, nuts, eggs and milk.

But I've got the top six. Other signs you might be allergic to exercise. Okay. I'm suspicious. Number six on the list. Acute respiratory distress. The patient presents a sudden labored breathing and a wheezing sound from the chest. Yeah.

The body's gasping for oxygen it cannot obtain. Lie on the floor, reconsider your choices. Yeah. That's my medical advice. Is it the moment you feel sort of like it's harder to breathe? Yeah. This, hear this? Puffing.

If that's happening to you, no, that's good, born. You could be experiencing acute respiratory distress. You're not a doctor. We are. I'll ask you to stop spreading falsehoods. Number five on the list of the top of the top of exercise. allergic to exercise.

Localised muscular combustion. A burning sensation ignites deep within the affected limbs. The patient reports the muscles, medically speaking, on fire. Yeah. Again, that's good. Take five, lie down. So when you're lifting weights. The moment it hurts.

Put them down. That's localized muscle and other combustion. You could be allergic to exercise. Keep going. No pain, no gain, you know? Yeah, yeah. No pain. Lie down on the ground.

Number four on the list of the top six times, you're allergic to exercise is called spontaneous saline discharge. Oh, goodness. Now, the skin begins discreeting a warm, salt-rich fluid across the entire body. It can pull at the brow and into the eye. Is that like a sweat? Would we call that a sweat? I'd call it spontaneous saline discharge.

Okay, right. It's a mystery why it happens, but you may be allergic to exercise. Again, it's good. It means you're working at the gym this morning. All three of these things sound terrible. I'd avoid it, turn around, go on. Yeah, totally agree. Number three on the list of the top six signs you're allergic to exercise.

Cardiac Escape Syndrome. What's happening there? The heart rate accelerates to an alert. alarming in a natural rhythm pounding against the rib cage. Yuck. And some severe cases, it feels like it's in your throat. Okay, so the moment your heart goes from where it is just at rest. The minute you can feel it.

Stop. You can be experiencing an allergic reaction to exercise. Good for your body. It's training your body. Dr. Fletcher. Number two in the top six signs you're allergic to exercise. The legs, you lose all their structural integrity. And you begin to experience lower limb liquefaction.

Yeah, yeah, like a jelly. Jellying. They'll begin to wobble. You may grip a wall or insist you're fine. However, you're not because your legs are. Slowly turning to liquid. Should you continue? This is a good thing.

No, we'll just make it stop. And the number one sign your allergic exercise may take some time to show up, but it's known as delayed onset, total bodily betrayal. This will be maybe the next day. Every muscle ceases to function at its, you know. Yeah. At its level before you worked out. You couldn't sit, stand or sit on.

on the toilet without making a noise. A sneeze could trigger complete agony. Right. And so recommended to completely avoid any sort of exercise should you experience any of this. Horrible. So we should just not exercise. Is that what you're... Mm-hmm.

Okay. The doctor says, I recommend two mock cream donuts from the bakery. Perfect. And if pain persists, have another one tomorrow. Go home. Go home and have another one tomorrow. That's today's top six. So I'm going to try

I won't spoil anything But yesterday in the group chat I hit you guys with it You've got to watch maternal instinct on Netflix And the girls were like We've already seen it We've been here, done that All weekend I was like

We got found out his baby this is And I was like out doing things We're like again, how I'm finding out who's baby this is This was a question And then I was like he-he We got to find out whose baby this is Wait start again And then neck minute

And I was crying What what baby We've really been on a bit of a ride here. Start from the start, Hayley. Do I Google Maternal Instinct? No, no. The description online is going to spoil. I want to tell you about it without telling you about it

because I want everyone to watch it. It's harrowing. I don't need harrowing, man. I live in harrowing. I don't need to watch harrowing. I need to watch this and be like, you don't know harrowing. This is...

Give me a bit of perspective. So you go into NetFlowson and Maternal Instinct, you go there. It was watching the trailer. And it starts with... police cam footage. You've got me. kicks it off.

Of a woman on the side of the road who, the police, she's been swerving like this and she's got a baby and it's hooked to the placenta. There's way more good people than they are bad. But that's evil in our land. Number one, what's your emergency?

I need an ambulance because I started having my baby. She's carrying the baby in her lap. It doesn't look like she had a baby It doesn't No She's not her only No I don't know what everybody wants me to talk about

Where does baby come from It's mine Where does baby come from Who does baby come from So what you heard there was the moment That she's on the phone right To the cops being like I just don't have my baby

And the side of the road This happens We're heading to the hospital We have this baby By the way the baby's suspiciously Nearly three weeks over you Okay By the way, the husband's not allowed to touch your body or her belly.

Wild story. They go in there, she's here on the side of the road. She's holding a baby. It's attached to a placenta. Now that tells us, this baby's fresh. Yep. Then it jumps to a clip. I'm only telling you what's in the trailer, so I'm not spoiling anything.

Then it jumps to a clip of her at the hospital, and the doctor goes and does an examination. He was like, this woman has not just had a baby. And so the rest, then you're just there. I had to then go to something else. They had to go to a thing, go to a concert, go to it. The whole time I was just like, who is this? Wait, is this a series or a one-off? One-off movie.

Wait, you started a movie. Knowing how long it was going to be, knowing you had to leave. That's psycho behavior. It was really bizarre for me, I know. I think you need a Netflix, true crime documentary about your head. Yeah, where's your moribals? Where's your marbles? So that's how, that's the premise as a woman is in a car having a, quote-unquote,

just given birth to her baby in the car. Then we know that is not true. And then I was joking. whole weekend. We gotta get home, find out who's babies this is. It's southern America. Like, yeah, they're great.

And it's just so well done. And then when I found out, where's just a baby from? Then I was weeping on the couch and I was like, like head half under a t-shirt. I was crying. Okay, someone said, okay, someone said it's Deer Zachary 2.00.

No, I don't know. I didn't need Dea Zachary, one point of. Deer Zachary is one of the most harrowing do. Ruin your weekend. I was just gobsmacked. And then I was like, do I remember this? Because it's from COVID times.

Yeah. Do I remember this? Because it's very recent. This is huge when you find out, oh. Sort of like I need you to see it because I had to. You know? I don't like that.

I don't like when you're like, well, I suffer so you must suffer as well. I know. I mean, it is dark and, you know, take care of yourself in a dark place. But honestly, this is one of the wildest, most incredible documentaries. I've ever seen.

Maternal instinct. It's on Netflix at the moment. Check it out. And then you do that thing where like now I'm just going to spend the day like on Google. Because now I know. Now I need the babies. Where she get the baby? Not from her.

I don't know yet. Yeah. Watch her. The Zat M Podcast Network. Something that I try to get Fletch to buy, even though his post-renovation doesn't have any money left. Haley is out of her mind. I was dangling a carrot. It was wild because, like,

I wasn't on my phone heaps of the weekend and where Haley's conversation went from, I'm partying, da-da-da-da-da. Next morning, early, it's like, I'm bitten on tax a journey. I was like, what happened in between? So, I'm sorry. I mean, I've known of this auction house for a long time,

so I've never done an antiques auction. I've never, it just seems so foreign, maybe, or like, you know, or you only do that as a multimillionaire or something. And they do the big ticket items and stuff. And I've known of House of Huia for a long time, Lots of our lovely listeners send it to me all the time. They've got great, great antiques, and they're down in Canterbury. Because for those that don't know, some people have, you know, serious addictions like alcohol and drugs.

Yeah, yeah. You have a taxidermy and antiques addiction. Yeah, vintage goods and wares including vintage taxidemi. Excuse you. Sort of a catch-all situation. I like a bit of it all. So this weekend, Vaughn was actually the one who sent. me because they had someone had sent you

the House of Huey auction that was coming up and sometimes they have focused ones that have antiques but focused on selling their taxi do me off and there was a full-sized Jerusalem donkey. I will stop you I did not purchase. Oh thank goodness. Only because

I only live in a small cottage. There's simply no space for it. Not because that would be a ridiculous thing to do. So Saturday morning I had, my painter was there and he was doing some stuff outside and I was up and kind of getting ready. I was hosting friends that night.

And I had said an alarm, and my alarm went off at 10, bloody, you know, 50 or something. And I was like, what's that for? And I said, oh, my God, the auction's starting. I said, oh, I'll just jump on. I've never been, I've never watched an online auction before. It was like this. Lot number 37 from the 1800s.

We've got a lovely set of tables. We're going to start with 200, 250, 200, 300, 350. Going once, going twice. Fair call, sold. Moving on to lot number seven, fours nine. Oh, wow. They weren't even given it at time to sit. Oh, God.

How did you bid online? Did you have to be like, yes, enter? So I had joined really late. So I assumed the one item that I had come for. The taxi do meant honey badger. Yeah, the bust of the taxi did every honey badger. Which everybody needs. Everybody needs.

I had assumed that I would have missed it, which I was like just as bloody well. Honey badger. Honey badger. Crazy, you see, animal out there. So I'd assumed that it had gone. And then it was going so fast. I was like, my bloody word. so I logged in because I've got an account with them.

I logged in so now I'm able to bid. Okay. And then I quickly went and opened the other catalogue and I was like, oh my God, the honey badger hasn't gone. We'll just sort of see where it's at. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm in a minute, man. We're just going once going twice.

We're a fair coursehold. I'm moving on to a lot somewhere. And it was like three hours. Shout out to the auctioneer, House of Hurley. Three hours. It's so long. And so I was sort of cleaning the house and just having this thing in the background.

And then things started popping up that I was like, Hold on a day a minute. What, okay, so let's, I've got two Arctic foxes. One's a head, one's a full Arctic fox. Of course you do. But they're like they've always said, these things are best than three. Thank you, Vaughan. How has no one thrown a bucket of black paint over you?

They're vintage, they're old. I'm not killing them and getting them taxi do, mate. Right. The crime's been done. Sort of a statute of, statute of limitation. Yeah. You're buying the stolen car off the police. on my problem

I didn't steal it so then my eye is like That's very colonial British of there isn't it? My ear tweaks and I go What's just what's happened there And it was an Arctic fox shawl With the head hanging off the back

And I thought I mean that would never wear it though I'm not wearing it but it would look nice sprawled over an armchair wouldn't it? Would it? I don't know but my figure I mean most people go to the warehouse and buy a mink blanket Oh are you with some wolves on it Yeah.

Lovely. Lovely. Well, my finger thought, you know, we'll just hit a little clicky and neck when I want it. So I was like, that's fun. Haley. Like, so affordable for what it is. Affordable? So then I'm listening along.

I'm listening along. I see this Murano glass bowl and I was like, I'll grab that. And then. What's a Murano glass bowl? What animal did you turn into a pole? Yeah, yeah. The ancient Murano of Italy. Anyway, so the honey badger comes up.

Please, this is the only one I'm interested in. You know I love the honey badger. And what I notice is, you can do a pre-bid before the auction. Right. So my pre-bid was there, and it was super low, like for what it is. It was super low. I keep saying, for what it is, what it is. Don't ask.

Super low. And I was there ready to be like, fight me. Yeah. Come at me, be itches, you know, fight me for the honey badger. That's a unique pace. No one fought me. I got it for us. You got it.

You've got a honey badger. I got a honey badger. Dude, that rules. Oh my God. Honey badger. I've got to pay the little, the shipping today. I'm the proud owner of a honey badger. It was the most fun.

It was the most fun. And then, so I was messaging, you guys being like, this is hectic. Because I was cleaning the toilet with a blade toothbrush. I was in that mode, you know, when I was like, this place is a tip. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They're a place in the mask. And then, so I'm scrubbing it like this. And then the next kind of page of taxi domy comes up.

And it is a zebra head, a full zebra head. And I quickly was like, I know Fletch once was tickled in a store at the idea of a zebra heads. No, because we were drunk in Wellington across from that store. Brown and co. Yeah, and it had a zebra head. And we were just joking. It would look funny in my apartment to have a zebra head. I'm not going to buy it.

Have you seen how much they are? Oh, you go back and white aesthetic going on. I think it would be the animal head for you. And that spot on your wall. That's right. And that's spot on the wall that he doesn't want to print. He wants something three day. Yeah.

And that that zebra head was amazing, the one that you saw about six grand. Yeah. which is outrageous. I'm going to put an $80 print on the wall or something. You're not going to get a big frame. And you'll be able to tell. So when the zebra head came up, I was like, quickly, got my phone and I said, what's your limit to you?

I said, $100. You said $100. And then when I told you, for $3,000. Jesus. That's half of the six, though. Half of the six. Matt, so there's people out there. Where are these people getting their money from?

I don't know. So I think in. No, my door is where are people putting all these? things. I think in the auction house as well, in Canterbury, there are people there, and then you've got your online bidders as well. Right. Can't just sit in there with them. Were they having a clear out? Or do they acquire this

ongoing? It's, like regular. I think like once a month or something to do it? Where are they getting it off? There's so many questions. I don't know. Well, you know when you... Deceased the States and... Yeah, you know, when you drive past those old big houses and, you know? Yeah, yeah. Like in there. So, like, because they have them, like, they kind of

themed, like the next one's jewelry part one, jewelry part two, antique. And then there's coins and then they've got a banknotes one then they've got military paraphernalia then general art then watches and this was a taxi do me one yeah yeah yeah so you've got a honey badger coming I can't believe you own

stoked stoked a hero I can't believe you own a honey badger like how wild how wild this is insane and everyone's like well you know like this is why I don't have kits because I just get to buy a honey badger instead of sending them to primary school

you know what I mean like how good I met a guy at the field days is going to turn my cows into rugs when they leave this earthly plane. Because there's a Highland cow head on trade me at the moment. Is it? Really expensive. Massive warms. I think it's like three grand. What you can get three grand?

Just do it. Do it this week. Do it this week. Well, you want them fresh and looking cute. You don't want them all that weepie. Pay for power. For wind's coming up. You know how you know how stretched out when it comes to the power bill. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cut your cow's head off, mate. Cover that beautiful power bill of yours.

The Z&M Podcast Network. ZM's Fleshhorn and Haley Well, we reported actually breaking news, Fetchley, I'm Haley Fienie scandal queen, eh? And I wanted to share with you. No, what was it, Haley Sproul scandal cow?

Yes. Way better. Mooh, what she got. That Taylor Swift and Travis Coussey were planning to get married at Madison Square Garden on July 3rd, very soon. And everyone was saying, oh, you know, everyone's been sworn to secrecy, and then we were breaking down, why,

because of their huge security, no windows. And once they're in there, they're in there, and underground access and all this kind of stuff, 1,200 guests, millions of dollars, blah, blah, blah. And everything was being kept under wraps. Plot twist. There's another reporter that was like, that was a decoy.

And then you're like, oh, of course. They would never let their location of where they're getting married out, ever. Apparently, even the guests only find out hours or a day or two before? So apparently, this is all scandal cow stuff here, you know. But apparently the guests will meet at Madison Square Garden, so go in, where buses will take them somewhere else unbeknownst to them.

Right. So that it's so secret that even their beloved friends and family won't be able to leak where the venue is, because no one will know. So we're just like some hotel or something or some amazing... You're probably a winery. Probably just somewhere local like a manoray. But then any bus leaving Madison Square Garden is going to be tailed by like 4,000 paparazzi. Yeah, I know.

helicopters. Like, they're going to go all out. We don't have to wait that long, right? Three weeks, is-ish-ish-ish. Yeah, 4th of July, 3rd of July. 3rd of July, 4th of July. Yeah. I'd just be, if I was there,

I'd be 100% leading people run with these theories. I think that's what they're doing. I genuinely think that they were like, Madison Square Garden, it doesn't mean they're going to be at the actual wedding venue. At the actual wedding venue.

Yeah. Because they also, a lot of shops around Madison Square Gardens were saying that they weren't getting the usual road closure notifications or information from the venue, which they normally get well ahead of time. Yeah, for sure.

So, also just over the weekend, Taylor Swift, inducted in the jitter. Cool, huh? Oh, congrats. Yeah, thanks. Inducted into the Songwriters' Hall of Fame, which is, I mean, there's no doubt she's an amazing songwriter,

and I love that she writes her in music. Her, she was there, and the surprise was that Stephen Spielberg inducted her. Oh. Into the songwriters' voice. No. They just needed a celebrity?

Right. No. Yeah. Yeah. She gave a 21-minute acceptance speech about it. She was also inducted... It's about long. Two.

Five? Yeah. Yeah, wrap it up. Yep. Like meetings. Could have been an email. Also inducted in the same day. Beloved Alanis Morissette.

Oh. He's probably like, I've been here for a lot. You know, this took too long. I mean, take a little... came out in 1995. Yeah, a flawless album front-to-back. 31 years later, you're going to give me... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

A bit rough. Travis was there, her mum was there, Travis's mum was there, watching her get inducted. I mean, it's huge. Apparently she had a raspy voice because she'd been at the Knicks game, holler in for the Knicks to play the NBA.

Yeah, right. That's bad vocal practice. That's like me. I do that. But yeah, Hall of Fame, that's a big moment. And you can see over the weekend, David, Backham got a Hollywood star. Oh, no, he's a bad.

bloody footballer. And what Tom Cruise was there? Are they buds? Was Tom Cruise there? Yes, they are buds. They are buds. And they're like the same size. Because he's quite short and that.

David Beckham. David Beckham's not tall. Yeah, I was like, they were basically the same height. I was like, weird. He's fighting my height. Yeah, David Beckham's 511. No, he's not. No, he's not.

Well, Tom Cruise was standing on a box then. No, Tom Cruise wasn't standing. How old was Tom Cruise? Because they looked like the same height. Yeah, but he wears a. 5.7. That's what I'm saying. Did he have his platform shoes on?

He would have had his lifts. Did he have his lifts in? Did he have his sketches? From Hanners? Yeah, I think he had his pulp sketches. Yeah. Yeah, his pulp shoes from the spy girls. Well, Victoria Beckham just gave him her pair to wear from the Spice Girls days.

The Z&M Podcast Network. Now, I want to ask our listeners, where's your ex now? And it doesn't have to be terrible news. I was just thinking about this because I was on Facebook, which I'm very rarely on, unless we're at work and I've got the chat. him. And I saw my ex from when I was like 17 years old. Now, to describe him back then,

he looked like young Axel Rose. He had these long hair. My mum used to call him the Great Unwashed, like, you know, banties, tattoos everywhere. Christ, you've got a time, don't you? I know, it's a parody. And then he moved to the UK when we were like

20 years. So we remained really good friends. Like it was nothing serious. I was like, you know, 18, 17 years old. Anyway, so he moved to the UK and he's like in this band called the homo sapiens and like it's just great right right and he's a singer how did your parents like cope with you and then so he was over there

he still had the long hair and all this kind of stuff and the tats and every now that we catch up rock and roll and yeah over there trying to get it going with the band and then I saw yesterday pop up on his a post on Facebook what a find nestled in the something rather square right around the corner from

Fountain Porter, you'll find this thing, a stunning rooftop deck, vintage charm, three bedroom home with all the modern finishings. Not going to stay on the market long, check it on a person, DM me. I was like, it's amazing who ends up in real estate. It's wild, and sometimes you're like, it makes sense.

Also the lingo though, like the language of it is so funny to me, like nestled in the heart of a beautiful community. I'm like, dude. Outside of the professional posts, they also like hitting a bit of, of motivational posts? No. Is it a little bit like,

get out there and seize the day. He's full South Philadelphia real estate. And then like, I see his profile pick that used to be him, I think it was like Dury and Mouth guitar in hand. And now it's his real estate. He's not a headshot. Still got the tattoos?

Are they covered with... They're covered. The hair is still long, but he looks like kind of a normal boy. Like a normal. And I'm like, I know you. Dude, that looks like one of the Beegeys. Yeah.

But now he's got a nice, you know, crisp shirt on and a lovely blazer and nestled in the heart of this part of South Philadelphia. Wow. And I was just like, Kelly, I love this for you. I love this for you. You're in real estate. A big 180. Yeah.

So this is what I want to know. Like, where is your ex now? Maybe it is so far from how you knew them. Maybe you dated this rock and roller for a bit and now they're like a preacher at their local community church. You know, and you're like, what? What? You used to do all sorts. Yeah, you weren't very religious when I knew you.

Yeah. Yeah. Or it could have just been an ex that's absolutely gone down the... Got, yeah. I mean, we are getting some messages already along those guys. Yeah, yeah. Someone's ex is in prison for 22 years. Pretty interesting to know what gets you 22 years.

Jeez, something quite serious. I saw that my ex-boyfriend from when I was like much, much, much, much, much, much younger, who was a little rockerola, you know, absolute naughty boy, is selling property with three-bedroom family homes nestled in the heart of beautiful community. He's selling it in America. Yeah, you moved to the States. Right. I think his dad had a rock and roll dream.

Yeah, yeah, he's going to be a rock and roller. And now he's selling real estate in Philadelphia. Not in West Philadelphia, born and raised. No, no, no, South Philadelphia. Most of my days. No, no, no, South Philadelphia, where he came from New Zealand. But I want to know, where is your ex now? Maybe it was just a wild left turn.

Maybe they're just completely different to when you knew them or when you were with them. We asked this on Instagram. Either he's dead or in prison. Can't find him on any socials, even through friends accounts. Do you have any of those friends that you just can't find? No, no. I'm not looking. Not friends, friends, but just people. Where are they now? And you just can't find them online.

You've already done there. Renee said a lot of high rocks and running and then the smile emoji with a tear. So I don't know whether they're on that way. So they got real hot. They got ripped or whatever. Chloe said he told me a professional boxer by 30. He has a month to go and he's still an unemployed piece of shit. Aim says...

Well, Chloe sounds like she's really counting down the days there. Yeah. Bit chaded. So on the 30, she could be like, ha! Text him. Told you. Where's your ex now? Ames says meth.

Oh, that's not good. Most likely sleeping, says Tamara. He's on Love Island, says Catherine. What? Sleeping. Not sleeping on Love Island. Catherine's ex is on Love Island. We need more details.

Chilling in his grave. It's okay. At dark, Terry. A dark shit, man. Cheated on me with a man. And now he's a born-again Christian. Born-again Christians all have something they do. Are he a gay born again, Christian, or is he straight now?

No, he's praying the gay away. He's trying to get the gay gone. I mean he's trying to pray away the gay. I don't think that works. You can try. You can try. You can never get rid of the gay. If it's in there, it's in there.

It lives in there. Okay, keep your text coming in. 9-6-096-0-800-Dars at him is our number. Right now. Right here, right now, we're doing, um, where's your ex? Where's your ex now? Yours is selling real estate and self-fulphiladelphia. Philadelphia. Yeah, and it's just so far

from the personality of him you know, and we all grow up, but it just really makes me laugh. Unfortunately, my ex is happily married and living in the US with two kids and still looks hot. I'd always hope she'd end up in a squalid bed sitting in the worst slum in Manila, surrounded by cockroaches.

815, what happened? Why shit that tickled me? Oh my God, the passion there. Really? Really? Wow. You don't know she could be miserable though a lot of people are if you look at socials everyone looks happy

exactly my ex ended up as a stripper after me not even that man she always wanted to do it probably making some great coin as well yeah they do them if you're doing well my ex has been releasing music lately the video clip has AI monsters dancing next to him at Luna Park and this is all wildly sung out of churn

oh hey we just want someone who has a passion yeah they're chasing their dream hopefully back in hell says Jess 544 3 says Hamilton. Say no more.

After a long string of failed relationships, then a marriage which ended in divorce, and then another string of failed relationship, she's now single, overweight, living alone, miserable and messaging me on an Instagram with sad stories. Oh, that sucks. My ex never wanted kids, and it was the thing that broke us up.

Now has two kids and a stepchild, so they just didn't want them with you. With you. Yeah, for sure. My exes in Chicago At a dance school Last I heard was in the training squad For the next Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders But I always told me she hated dance

Oh I had a boyfriend right through high school Who was definitely going to be an all-blank His family worship the ground he walked on And now he's a real estate agent Not quite, but close enough, I guess Yeah Three of my exes have come out as gay

For more context That's 33% ratio Of total people that I've slept with Have become gay I'm gonna be honest It's made me question There's something about me that has immediately converted them.

Yeah. You obviously just have a tide. You like them maybe like a bit more effeminate or something like that. You like them gay. He dresses nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, well-groomed, eh? Helms me to get a cool outfit. You need to meet one of those guys that everyone thinks is gay but isn't?

And you're just like, what? But sometimes when you meet someone that everyone thinks is gay but isn't, they is. It's coming. They is. You know what I mean? This is maybe not come out yet. I was obsessed with being rich

and wanted to be a lawyer like on the show, suits. Lawyers love that show because it's absolutely not how it will work. But it is now managing a pool shop. Oh yeah, that's good. Can I get some, um, discount on some liquid chlorine? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I imagine it was Paul balls. Pool, ball. Pool tables. No, I don't know if there's a whole shop dedicated to pool halls. Okay, pool or pool. Okay. Hang on, how do I say? say a sentence it could be both.

Don't say a sentence. Just say the word. With the spirit of the thing in your mind. Okay. Okay. Pull. Swimming. Yes. Yeah, good word. Okay, ready? Pool. The pub.

Swimming. Yeah. Oh, really? Damn it. Table game. Table game. Pull. The table. The table game. Yes. Yeah, yeah.

Okay, let's do Dick, Dick, Dick the name or Dick the penis. Yeah. Dick the name or Dick the body part? Dick. Body part. Body part. You're dribbling, by the way. No, it's the man.

It was Richard. It was Dick Richard. He must be hot one. He must have a hell of a... Don't tell my girlfriend. Yeah, do you. Your secret's safe for us. Okay, not reading that one out.

That's terrible. Not reading that one out. Can you tell me later when we're off here? My ex is still on my DM seven years later. Mine's now the town bike. Everybody's having a ride. Oh, we don't town bike chain. No, we don't town bike, shan.

I'm not going to read out the name either, but someone's here. My ex used to sell pingers and weed and dened and now he lives in Perth as an NGD. Still a piece of shit though. Okay. Yeah. Lot of drugs. A lot of drugs. A lot of exes and jails for different things.

I love used to sell pingers and weed and deniers. It's very funny. Ping is and weed. Oh, pink is and weed. How big is it? different sides of the same coin there. I had the same issue as a person who had multiple people come out as guy.

I just like to think they thought they could never have a guy like me ever again so decided to switch teams. Yeah, sure, that's it. That's it. The Z&M Podcast Network Play ZM's Flashhorn and Haley. What's this naughty little look in your eye?

He-Hee-Hee-Hee-T-Hee-Hee. I've got a bit of a tee-he-he-he-he on our hands. A little T-T-T-Hee-Hee. Is it food for us? us? There's somewhat food involved, I guess. Is this a surprise? I don't like not what. I don't like not knowing what's happening.

I love it. Yes. Well, every year I am tasked with the grueling task of figuring out what we're going to do for each one of your birthdays. Oh, personal. Somebody's birthdays on the horizon. And a year we did nothing and everyone forgot and we were in Queenstown

and then we just like, no one said happy birthday. That was so cool. I didn't plan that. That was a fun plan. And then this year you're like, oh my God, yeah, fly down. We're going to go to work early. And yeah, that's, that's me so cool. I love it.

Well, this one's actually not about you. It's actually about Fletch's next. Oh, what? What are you? The 23rd. 20th of June? 23rd of June. It's in there.

I was hoping it was going to be a weekend and we could avoid making a fuss about my birthday. Oh, I love fuss. I believe there's something in the logs to kick off. Oh. Kick it off, boy! Fletcher's Age Redacted.

Birthday bash. You know I love minions. He loves the minions. You know I love the minions. Also love Fletcher's age-reducted birthday bash. Yeah, look, don't do discuss your age, but we do want to celebrate. And there's something that's also coming out on the same week of your birthday, which is the new Minions Movie, Minions and Monsters.

Oh, my gosh. This is brilliant. And now because Fletch loves to celebrate his birthday, but not as much as the rest of us, I'm getting listeners involved as well. Cute. So if you go to our socials right now, you can enter to come along to our very own

birthday celebratory screening of the new Minions and Monsters movie next Monday. This is a private screening. This is a private screening. This is great. For me for my birthday. For my birthday. Have you seen any minions movie yet?

No, so now I'm like, okay. You've got to buy catch up. Could I do like maybe two of them? Yeah. And they'll be enough. They kind of give the vibe that they're semi-standalone. I also don't think you need to know. You don't need to know anything other than the minions are cute, cute and funny and should always goes wrong for.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw that, I seen the trailer for this when I went to saw it. I seen it. And I, and it looks so good. I can't explain to you how many times. I've said, but boy, to Carmen Ophir about this as we've been organizing. This is great. And then I'm guessing we all get on a plane and we fly to Universal Studios in LA.

No, no, no. It's just an Auckland. Yeah, so it's an Auckland. But it's my birthday. Well, yeah, what it be? To celebrate? Technically, you want to get taken overseas by your friends when you're sad. Yeah, sorry, this is a happy trail.

Sorry, I'm happy. Sorry. Well, along with the screening, you'll be able to enjoy a lovely April Spritz. darling. Oh, love me, darling. Because the meanie, I'm presuming, in this movie is orange. So, you know, it relates. We're doing apparel.

He loves an epa roll. I love this. Aparoles and minions. So us and 30 of our close listener friends. Cute. This is great. Okay, well, so go along to our socials, FVHZM, Instagram. There's a little registration form.

You do unfortunately have to be in Auckland. We're not flying anyone. He's not that special. Nah, we don't have the budget for that. Wow. It's my birthday and you're not flying any of the listeners. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Quite rude.

But I will be. contacting a few of you by email and you'll be enjoying this screening with us. Lovely. Fun. No, no, no, no, no, no, let's just leave in some messing rules here. Yeah, I will not hesitate to throw someone out

if they're talking during the minions. If you want to rustle in your hand in a bag the whole film, bring a bowl and pour the chip into the bowl. Maybe we'll hand out some nice plastic bowls at the start. Fantastic. Haley might rustling.

Haley might murder a listener. And because it's a private screening with 30 of our listeners, like I don't have to hold back. They know who I am. I'll stand up and I'll be like, pause it. Pause it. The projectionist?

Pause it. Who the... And I'll lose it. This isn't like the time the three of us had the whole cinema to ourselves to watch that Jurassic World movie and we talked the whole way through.

That was just us. That movie was silly, but this isn't silly. This is not serious. The series is to be watched. And when we'd be seeing it before anyone else? Yes, so this is actually a special treat from Universal. VIP Minions. VIP minions.

VIP minions. Oh my God. Can we do a little dress-up, like a yellow, like a nod to yellow. I think, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you hate a dress-up, but you have that yellow T-shirt. Yeah, and we can need goggles. We see it yellow T-shirt, eh? We still didn't get to the bottom of it.

Get out of it. Okay, this is fantastic. Well, this is best birthday ever, by the way. Pretty good, eh? Best birthday ever, guys. Well done, girls. Thank you. Play ZM's Flashforn and Haley. We're so lucky.

We have, for you, tomorrow. an interview with Jason Mamoy for Supergirl and it is an exclusive interview. Now I've got this down for 8 o'clock a.m. tomorrow. You've seen the movie, I'm jazz-for-it. I really enjoy the Superman. Loved it.

Yeah, and Millie O'Cock? Millie O'Cock, who's our Aussie cousin. She plays Supergirl. She was in House of Dragons. So they've got like a double crossover. Game of Thrones World and this. And yeah, I did. I got a private screening on my own.

One of the only people in New Zealand do have seen it? Hailey John. Anyway, so on Friday. Okay, Haley Jane. On Friday. God, what if somebody kidnaps you and tortures you to tell you the plot? I won't. Tell them the plot.

I won't. I won't do it. Yeah. Nah. Okay. Lips are sealed, mate. And so Friday afternoon, if you ask us to do something on Friday afternoon, 3pm, the answer is probably no. It's a big fat note.

It's a big fat note. It's a big fat note. is sit down and have a drink. Or unless that thing is a New Zealand exclusive interview with Jason or more. Even then I'd be like, if it was just you, you know, we've all got our things. So a New Zealand exclusive interview with his

girlfriend, Adriana Aihona. I'm there, baby. You tell me three, four, five, I'll do it. Three a.m. My house, yours? Wax me out and say it's happening in ten seconds. I'll pull myself together. So Friday afternoon, you know, he's been, he's still been in New Zealand shooting Minecraft and we get this flimsy

schedule of he's pulling in, and then he's off to band practice with Ulf ta-tata, our friends, who by the way want to come back in and hang out with us. And I was like, absolutely. So he's got band practice because he's got a gig that night that I went to. More on that, because, oh my God, the crowd behave. And so we pull up to this interview,

and we got this time, and it was like, he's there in two minutes. I was at home. I live half an hour away. So they've made this mural for Supergirl. Yes. Which is Supergirl and Lobo, his character. Yes, yes, yes. Now, this, I'll find the guy

because it's in Ponsonby, opposite the countdown, and it is phenomenal. It's amazing. It's got Supergirl and Lobo, his character, and he was going to turn up there, sign it with the artist, and then do an exclusive interview with me. 10 minutes I was given. Yeah.

Took 15. And then go. And it was all very like, here we go. Quick, quick. Yeah. So I pull up and he's not quite there yet, but a crowd has gathered. Because there's an air, like the murals there and people are gathering,

so they're probably figuring out that he's going to turn up. Okay. And what's his name? Matt Griffin was the artist. Anyway, so he pulls up and he was like, move, move, move, move, move. Assistance are there, I'll say too many. And he pulls up and he comes out of the car and everything and he looks at the mural. He's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

And I recognize one of his team who I've met before and he says hi to me. I'm there with the girls were standing there all kind of like I was nervous had my stuff my questions in my head and he's looking at this painting and he knows he's doing an interview with me

but he hasn't like seen me because there's all these people around being real desperate and make full noise so I'm going back Are you one of the... No, I'm laid back you're playing a cool

I'm booked. I've got my exclusive 10 minutes with him yeah I'm booked in baby I'm booked I don't need them Sorry you know people with you all the other journalists that have turned up

to cash in on our little exclusive interview here. Stumbag pap, right? Yes, scumbag pap, eh? Get a booking. And then, so I'm standing behind him and I was doing a bit because Shannon is filming me, right? We're doing some behind the scene stuff. Yeah.

She is filming me. So I was being a silly billy and pretending like I was like sneaking up on him. And I was like doing a funny body, like a desperate fan. And I had my hand out like I was pretending to reach for him, packed by the media. Staff, Harold, everyone's got me.

This photo was, I saw it everywhere on Friday and you're just like, it was like, Momoa swarmed by fans and Ponson big. And I'm in the back, like, eh, and it's so distinctly me. Like, there's no question. I just need everyone to know I was doing a bit. I was very much doing a bit. And then anyway... See, that's what I'd say, if I saw a photo of myself looking like a creeper,

but it was a bit. It was a bit. Anyway, so then we do our interview. Like, they kind of clear off and we do our interview and stuff. 8 a.m. tomorrow. 8 a.m. tomorrow. Well, afterwards, it was really fun, like great Chad and whatnot. And then he had to literally be whist away.

I could see his team were wrapping us up because I took 15 of the 10 minutes. I was allocated. And then he leaves, and he drives off and I get into my car to leave and I'm heading off. And it's a ping little message on Instagram. He messages me best interview ever. Love you. I gotta love you. Best interview ever love you.

Like, love this crowd, you know? So him and his missus are on the rocks? No. No. Because then I went to his concert was amazing, but I've got to say, audience, when he's calmed down. The audience is a mixed bag because they play a bit of middle.

That is rich. You know what I mean? Like, we're mates now, so I'm chill. You've got a booker. Because he says to me, you're coming tonight, aren't you? And I was like, yeah, yeah, I'm coming. And then I get there, and the audience is such a mixed bag of people. And like, I'm sorry boomer moms that are there to see Momoa,

but when you're filming him, turn your light off, turn your flash off. Oh. This is a gig. We're at a gig and all these huge. And they're like that, zooming in with their flashes lighting up the whole mosh, but I was like, wait, get your, get your things off. Anyway, then afterwards, yeah, I got the old, upstairs to the VIP area, bloody Cliff Caddus is there.

Having a few beersies. She's living. Yeah, mate. He was having a good old time. Pass me his cigar halfway through. Yeah, it was great. And we had a good chat about love being dead. He said very much not.

He's in love. He was really drawing a line in the sand. Do you know what I mean? He'd probably seen the photos online. He'd probably saw the most full-on noise. But anyway, he was really singing the praises of us and everything. So I interviews tomorrow at 8 o'clock in the morning. And in Aquaman or Lobo's words, best interview ever.

So join us tomorrow. I think I kept it cool. Do you think Girlie's Shandog, Carwini? It doesn't feel like it. It doesn't feel like it. Look, I think you did for you. Yeah. He pulled up and he goes,

Hey, everyone. And then I went, hi, no one else spoke. Yeah. And then he said hi back to you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it was like, I was like, he's just a guy, you guys. Yeah, you were being polite. No one else said anything.

It was just me going, hi. Yeah. It's just a super mega, super hot line. Yeah. You were making him laugh as well. There was a few questions that I don't. don't think he was expecting. No.

And he really had a giggle. And just get ready for the start of the interview. It starts bit on bit. Yeah, we were doing a bit. We did a bit. We did a little act out. Okay, well, it's tomorrow 8 o'clock after we play deal or reveal an exclusive interview. Yeah.

The ZAM podcast network. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. It's some experiments, large-scale experiments, gone wrong. Oh, okay. This week, after Vact of the Day. And today we start with weather modification. Oh. Like influencing the weather.

Yeah. October 13th, 1947. Coincidentally, my grandma reader's 20th birthday. I just worked that out of the way here. Now, she would have been 900 today. Happy heavenly birthday, Nana. She would have been 900 today. I did see a guy.

We talked about the Genghis Khan one. Happy 900 and something heavenly birthday Gingascar. Anyhow. You grieve how you got to grieve. A B-17 bomber flew into a hurricane of Florida and dumped crushed dry ice into the clouds. Okay. To try to get it, the idea would be you dump that in

and it would cause it to drop all of its moisture and, you know, dump all the water at sea before it hits land. causes all the devastation. Would take the guts out of the hurricane. So they flew in over top of it and they dropped all this dry ice. Two days later the storm did something that it had never been documented, the storm had done before.

Hooked a sharp left turn and strengthened. Oh. Yikes. And drove straight into Savannah, Georgia and caused an insane amount of damage. Now, it wasn't tracking that way. No weather forecast at the time ever saw a hurricane just to a hard left. Into land. Because they can, they do have a variance, don't they?

They can. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They drift. They don't hard left. most of the time. Right. The director of G.E. Real hard kink in it.

Yeah, get it kinky. Just like. Wasn't a slow bend. Wasn't a slow slope. Slow slopes we can take, you know. 90 degree hard into the landmass there. The director of G.E. Labs, Irving said, look, I'm 99% sure that was us. Messing with the weather.

Yeah. Five years later, in 1952, the RAF, the Royal Air Force, had been running some secret cloud seating flights over southern England called Operation Witch Doctor. Oh, okay. Now when that caused Tink tang, walla walla, bing bang and then

that caused a massive weather event as well and they were like, whoa, we haven't been doing any flying missions. And the glider pilot who had sprayed the salt into the clouds was like, yes, we have, and they're like, no, we have. Shut your stupid mouth. Yeah, we were all, remember, we were all toasting the success of having made it rain. We were all like, yay, we broke the drought.

not like, no, like, no, but anyway, he kind of let the cat out of the bag that they did also affect the weather. So weird that you can do that, impact Mother Nature like that by science stuff. Yeah.

And even as recently, there's 2024, Dubai got its heaviest rain in 75 years. And they said the government was doing some cloud seating at the time, and they were like, it was that classic case of, no, I can't use that analogy. Classic, no, I don't want to say it's classic. Classic case.

No, I'm just, you know, when you maybe try something and you're like it's not working I'll have some more and then you have some more and you're like still can't it's not working I have some more and then you're all something like it's all hit me at once yeah it was that situation four days later you wake up in another town yeah yeah yeah remember how you got there I just wasn't working yeah my jaws sore yeah I've got no teeth left and you got a face tattoo so they just kept you a little bit more a little bit more a little bit more and then cause these massive downpours yeah don't mess with mother nature yeah

don't tango with her. So today's fact of the day is various times, people have tried messing with the weather and actually end up causing a lot of damage. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Yeah. Doodoo do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. Play Z-N's flesh one and Haley.

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Mary Kate and Ashley Fuller Olson were born on June 13th. Meaning they have just turned 40 years old. Mary Kate and Ashley Olson are 40. They still have their big Starbucks cup. I haven't seen them out in the wild for a long time. They're very reclusive and they just do fashion now. They've got their brands, you know, the row and whatever the other ones are. Is that one still married to the real rich guy?

No, they separated the old guy, the old man. Olivia Scarcozy, whatever his name, they separated in 2021. Okay. But they turned 40. Yeah, and that is weird because you saw them on full house and on TV. You got it, dude. Yeah, you've been an age. And then you just saw them being celebrities in the 2000s.

And you're like, what? They're 40 now? Yeah. 40. It's insane. Do they have kids and stuff? I don't know. No, I don't think so.

I don't think so, eh? I don't think they've got any children. So they turned 40 But they're like Well when Michelle Tanner was the character They kind of shared response They weren't twins on the show It was back in the day they'd switch them out

Because they were tired, exhausted toddlers working Yeah And you couldn't get them to work So they switched them out So they both played Michelle Tanner They didn't make their return for that full of house thing With all the other people from four house No they didn't

Because they don't need the money And it was 40 Yeah They shouldn't be 40 And two eight children And it had one of those moments Of like two things I didn't know they were only four years younger than me

That's crazy And they are now 40. And it was one of those moments of like the children from television are old, what made you feel old lately? Do your fact that you said today. About the Beatles. Oh, so I saw you, this just popped up on someone had shared it. The Beatles' first album was closer to the 1800s than it is to today's date.

It's so crazy. What were in 1960s or something? Yeah, 60s. That is closer to the 1980s and the 1800s than it is to today's date. What made you feel old? You do this all the time for him. I can't help myself. I just can't stop it either.

Like, I just simply can't help myself. I don't, I think lately I've been feeling young. I feel all right. I'm feeling okay with it all. I'm the same age now that my dad was in the year 2000. So, like when, and I can remember him clear as a bell. And he seemed like settled and balanced and sensible. And I thought, oh, I'll be like that at that age.

And I'm simply not. Yeah. Simply not. No. No, you're not. Simply not, simply not. Okay, well, 0,800 dials at M, I don't know, we might start some midlife crises or something.

Yeah, maybe you got a bit sore. Yeah. Or you had a rotten hangover and you're like, oh, can't do those anymore. Oh, you're there, they get harder, don't they? Yeah, or you saw someone, you went, holy hell. Or like friends who are grandparents. You're like, sorry. Oh, you know, guy I went to school,

kind of became a grandfather over the weekend. Yeah. Well, because he had a kid young and then they had a kid young. Yeah. That's nuts. And you're like, that happens. If you were 20 years old When Morinsville, it happens.

You're older now than my nan was when she became a grandmother. My mum's mom, Marlene, who lost last year, who gifted us as Princess Diana in the studio. She would have been 900. She would have been 417-200. Heavenly birthday. She was 46 when she became a grandmother.

That's crazy. That's wild. That's wild. Grandpa Fletch as a... What has made you feel old lady? Someone just said, I looked in a mirror this morning. Yeah, well, that creeps up, doesn't it, yeah. Because that doesn't go back, or they don't go more up.

That's my thing. It's like the density. I've got those like you can almost grab the skin that's so hollowed out. Give them a little. Yeah, yeah, almost pin them up. I need to get some like Velcro strips, you know. Okay, 0800,000 Amazon. I'm a text story to the studio, 9-696.

Oh, God, what made you feel old lately? Sarah, what's made you feel old recently? Well, I felt I'm 32 now, but this happened when I was about 136. I started old because they became a great auntie. What? How? So wait, that means... Do you have way older siblings?

Yeah, I do. My mum had her first daughter quite young. And then that daughter, like my sister had her daughter quite young. And then her daughter had her daughter quite young. Wow. And so now you're a great auntie? Yes. Do you have to buy Christmas presents for them?

No, definitely not. No. No. No. No. Wait, so how old was mum when she was a great grandmother? Well, she's in her 60s now, so she would have been, like, she had her first daughter at 19. And then her daughter had, it was a curse, and I skipped it, thank God, that they all had daughters at 19 or 20.

Did you skip the curse with this thing called contraception? Yes, yeah, I'm so intense. Yeah. Wow. Oh, wow. You're running a family. Emma, what made you feel old recently? I found my first grey year yesterday.

Oh, Emma. How old are you? I'm 38. Oh, you did pretty well to get it 38. Don't I say that. I'm 37 this year and I haven't found one. If you've got dark, naturally very dark hair, though, you start getting them in your 30s. I knew someone, a guy in their 20s that got those ones on the side.

Yes. Gray ones on the sign. Everyone was just like, dude, you're 20-something. You know my bestie was a new 20s, which is so good grey. You've dodged. I think you've hung on pretty well there, Emma. I think I have too. Well done, Emma.

Congrats on that. Let's go to Jules. Jules, what made you feel old recently? My daughter had to borrow my vintage, and I put that in quotes, leather jacket for a retro 2000s. Oh, God. Oh, no.

Nanda. Vintage. Get crap. What, get crap. Wait, are we having 2000-themed parties now? It was actually a 2010-themed party because they're all turning 16, so they just turned it into a pre-20-10 party.

Oh, my God. Your vintage jacket? I love that. I got it in 2005. Oh, my God, that's brilliant. My only. Yeah, that would make you feel old for sure. Jules, thank you.

Some messages. When you see your friends, kids in the clubs? I reckon that's a sign that you stop going to those clubs. Yeah. In the Clurbs. In the Clurbs. If they're old enough to get into the Clubs, I reckon that's when you find a different club,

like a nice RSA or a Cozy Club. Yeah, we don't just drink at home. Yeah, 18 years ago, I was 18, so that's 100. Yeah. We're hiring. Do you guys ever remember seeing your teachers in De Clurb? Yeah, like, what are you? That was funny.

I did. I remember seeing a primary school teacher in DeClurb, but I was like, oh my God, Mr. Ames. What up. Mr Ames. We're hiring engineers at work that were born after the millennium. Yeah. So a 26-year-old can be in charge of building buildings.

Builder, buildings. I work in early childhood her, and some of the children I first looked after are now bringing their children in. That would make you feel old. Generational. Yeah. I was looking in the mirror with my older sister

and I have more wrinkles than her. It's absolutely disgusting. Mind you, she's childless and I have four. Yeah. Children will add wrinkles. They'll rink you, the worse than cigarettes and sun. Yeah. And if you're in the sun and you do siggies and you've got kids, good luck.

Just sunblock on all of it. Yeah. Unfortunately, my knitting group has had the opposite effect on me that it has on the people in the knitting group. I'm 36, so when I go it makes them feel young. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because all there's a young person around. Oh, that's nice. But I'm 36 and they're way older, so makes me feel old.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I got very excited at the weekend to buy a dehumidifier, says 030. I have a dehumidifier. It's so great. To get the washing dry, so quick. I put it right near the clothes horse. Yeah, it's so good.

Do you want moisture in the house? Yeah, oh no. That's the real reason you get sick actually. Yeah, Mowl. You don't want that on the sheets. Keep your text coming in, 9696. The thing lately that's made you feel old to the rest of those next. What made you feel old lately some messages?

And I overheard the young ones at work, talking about work trinks. And I wasn't invited because I was classified as one of the old people. I'm 44 and actually very cool. Oh, hon Not invited to the drinks I'm always invited to the drinks Yeah You're invited to the drinks

I'm invited to the drinks? People know you won't Yeah, but you're You give old Yeah, you give old Yeah, we give young and fun Yeah Someone in a shop asked me

How hopes and dreams You know Someone in a shop asked me how I got such a good email address I said I was around I was around when the internet was embedded. Do you remember we talked about this? That's a sign that you're like, that you're old.

You got your name. You have your full names, your email. Yeah. And then like what number or like symbol? Where's the dot? You're like, nah, mate. First name, last name. Yeah.

Get it. An episode of Criminal Minds had an old picture of this guy. And it was literally a photo that was taken in the late 90s. Yeah. They'll see it like we do, those like square sepia ones. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, Lucy, actually, this is a good note.

Lucy said, while we all panic about getting older, we don't remember it's a privilege to grow old, not everybody gets down. Yes, agree. It's so true. Yeah. Every day is a blessing. We get whine.

Every day, one step closer to death. Every day, a little bit more hurt in the back. We were overtaking someone driving really slowly on the motorway. Oh my God, we do this too when you pull over, your guess. You pull up alongside them. See what they look like? Guess what they are? Yeah, yeah.

All the way, always. What do you reckon? You're like, oh, mate, I can see him. Yeah. I asked my eight-year-old daughter if it was a granny driving slowly when we went She said, ah, she's put about the same age as you. So yes.

Ouch. I did that the other day and it was like a young guy driving. Where did the same? I was expecting an old lady. Some guy's swerving, slow break. You know that big like, oh, I don't know where I'm going. The maps aren't updating vibes. And I'm like getting ready for my steer,

my takeover and steer. It was like a cool, fresh young, like early 20 year old. But I don't like to steer immediately. I like to drive past for a little bit and then look. So it doesn't look like I'm looking. I'm going. I'm going to stare going.

Yeah. And then a look that's like, are you all right? Yeah. Are you okay? Have you got a license? And then this? Oh, you get them a bit of a,

huh, headjunked me, exactly what I was expecting. You've really pulled my day out. Yeah. That actually happened to me. That should make me feel old too. I was doing a bit of a bit of a doddle.

Along the motorway. You do. You doodle along the motorway. Now that you've got a car that can go 100. It's your better. You're saying I should. No, you're better at it, but when you're in the chimney, it was so shameful following you every morning.

I used to want to, like, follow and yell out the window, sorry about my friend. Yeah. Or go in front and get a pilot vehicle. Yeah, yeah, pilot vehicle. That's what you need. I was, we were at work, and I asked some girls at work where they were on 9-11. They were like, what's 9-11? I was like, September 11.

They were like last year or the year before? Oh, yeah. She said September 11 when the planes crashed into the towers, and they said, oh, no, no, it was well before. It would be like someone coming up to us and where were you on Pearl Harbor? Hmm. Yeah, what's Pearl Harbor? Yeah.

I was actually there in a previous life I was there. Were you? Yeah, I was actual Pearl Harbor. I drove my plane into the side of that ship so fast. Oh wait, you were on the Japanese side? Yeah. Wow. Crazy.

You were Japanese in a previous life? Kanichi were. Wait, are we different ethnicities in past lives? Yeah. Hey, what are we? Where are you going? Next life. I was talking about this is Dr. Shawning over the weekend.

What would you want a little bit more of? Sleeping with Resilience? I'm just speaking. I haven't sleep with any Brazilians. It's not as exciting as if you're also Brazilian. Oh, would I want to sleep with, like, white people like you? Oh, yuck. But who gets this?

Seriously, you're a goddamn gorgeous Brazilian. What if we sleep with some pasting, fat white guy like me? You've got to go, who gets those great genetics? Like, do I want to be a French woman? Sort of elegant and petite, you know what I mean? Yeah. Because I've got the genetics of a woman who's like really... You're about a Russia.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those skinny French women are skinny because they smoke the dari's. Yeah. In every lifetime. How do they do it? I don't know. And the sugar in the... 966.96.

If you're a Brazilian, is it as hot to sleep with Brazilians or do you look elsewhere? For your sort of ethnic... Hopefully, because then the Brazilians are looking to us. Parkier? I don't think they're looking this way. I've never had a single one look. Yahu!

Oh, yeah! Oli! The Zat M Podcast Network. Play Zat M's Fleshhorn and Haley. I saw this over the weekend pop up. up on Reddit tittittit where I go for all of my well-researched facial-backed gossip. And this is a controversial Facebook group that has been around four years. I've long talked about under the shroud of mystery called Are We Dating the same guy?

And then there's lots of these around the world, but there was the New Zealand one. And they are done. They have pulled the page themselves, the admins. I think there's a bunch of legal action that's been taken against them. There's a lot of drama on this page. They get a lot of threats. They get abuse from members.

Members don't adhere to the rules of posting because you're not supposed to do names and locations and certain trigger words and stuff like that. So they're just like, you know what? We're out and they deleted the page. It's been around ages, man. I'm surprised it's taken this long because people don't understand

that even if like you're the admin of a Facebook page, like even a buy-sell page or just a community page that might seem innocent or, you know, for good, if somebody posts in there something, you're responsible as the admin. For sure. So if you don't know the page, it was like girls would go out and it was all like, if you break the rule,

you know, you don't tell anyone if you see someone on here, you know. And they'd post a picture of a guy that they'd been messaging or dating, and the idea was to say, like, are we dating the same guy? And people would message him last week. It kind of became a... I just think the fun of what it was supposed to be turned into something else where people were kind of like, let's try to destroy some lives here.

And then a lot of people were just taking legal action against the group being like, well, everything on there was a lie about this element or something and getting sued and all sorts of stuff. So they've just pulled it. Yeah, and like people could go on and say anything. Anything they want. No...

Yeah. Fact you're quite as madness. Because these groups have been all over the world, and this has happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where people's lives have been ruined. I mean, people have, yeah. And on the other hand, sure, there were definitely some cheaters caught out. Yeah, I know, but there's definitely probably a better place to do that.

You know what I mean, like, call that out? Like here right now. No. 9669-0. Who's cheating on you? Yeah. So in the past, there have been several high-profile lawsuits alleging defamation. People even losing employment.

because like word got around they were on this page and it wasn't true. Yes, yeah, yeah, for sure. As you say, because it's just like a Reddit thread and you can just go on and say whatever you say that you know. Yeah. And it's not true. So they were just like, I mean, yeah, for sure the admins are just like, what are we even doing this for anymore? But I don't know about the rest. That's just the New Zealand one.

That's Goldberger. But I don't know if, I don't know if the rest of the world will follow suit. Yeah. Because you hear some awful stories People take their own lives Because of the impact of these things Well we dropped a cookie little poll Asking if you ever used one of these groups before

While 93% of people said no 7% of people have Yeah well Wow okay And by the way We're just saying using like actively using Lots of people have a lookie Oh yeah

Lots of people have a lookie Oh yeah lots of people have a lookie These rules and stuff Tamsen said I reckon if you're suspicious enough to post on one of those You should probably just end it anyway Yeah That's the thing is like I've been saying

this guy for ages. Like, is anyone else? I just want to check and you're like, already your communication's off to a pretty rough start. Yeah. If you were dating a woman

and it was early stages and she posted your photo, would you, could you come back from that? If you discovered, if you discovered that you were on there? Why don't you just talk to me? Yeah. Yeah.

Because that's what it is. It's like it's your Tinder matches and your hinge and that and then if the conversation's flowing nicely, you chuck it up to go. Is anyone else chatting with this guy? Shouldn't you just say to them like, hey, I'm really viving where this is going? Yeah, where are we in?

I would love to know that we're not chatting with other people. But also in the dating world in the early stages, you probably are chatting with other people because you've been... You're allowed to, yeah, yeah, totally, until you make that call. Until you lock it down. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Well, anyway, the New Zealand version's... Go.

Somebody else said, my ex gets posted on there multiple times, and I get tagged in it and all the comments are about me, and how he still talks about me to the new people, and I'm like, oh, leave me out. So what I want to do with it? Oh, that's horrible. someone else said like I don't even want to know I found out my boyfriend has been dating

multiple girls for our entire relationship Lise with other girls about his job and where he lives etc just for hook-up sends other girls super sexual messages I called him out and he ghosted me although I did make friends with the girl he was also in a relationship with at the same time but they're still together

Destroy me and I'm really struggling to deal with it but at least I'm not with that guy anymore Yeah for sure I said not with that guy between that and Guy, there were heaps of words that I didn't want to. Yeah, I think you've got a really good job there. And also, yeah, count yourself lucky. I mean, it was an awful way to find out. But count yourself lucky that you've gotten out of that.

The ZDM Podcast Network. What's going on? ZDM's Fletch, Vaughn and Haley. A girl online has just started as a corporate girlie. She's entered the corporate world. I'm guessing out of uni. Yep. And she's like, oh my God.

Oh, this sucks. How do you make the day go faster? Oh, ma'am. Especially if, you know, like, you're not, you're like, there's not too much to do in your role. Like, but you don't want to tell them that. Like, even with retail, though, there was, like, not enough. I worked in, like, a small store.

And so when you were like, it's busy, you were like, thank God, it went faster. Yeah. On a quiet day, you were like, oh, my God. Oh, yeah. Only so. Quiet days are just so. These t-shirts are just fold them, mess them up, fold them. Fold them, mess them up.

So she said corporate girl is how we're passing the time. These are some of the messages that people have left on her video. You do any stuff that you can normally save for at home or your admin, your grocery list, order your groceries, book doctor's appointment, make to-do lists, rate your grandma a letter, create her updated budget, schedule oil changes, etc. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is a good one. Take your lunch as late as you can.

That way when you come back, your day's almost over. Oh, yeah, that's smart. That's good. Oh, so you've got a small chunk at the back end. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I read everything, somebody else. You'd be nosy and you go through every company document that you can open. Just be nosy.

Love that. When I worked in a call center, I'd turn movies on on my phone, not because I wanted to watch them because they were great countdowns. I knew one movie would give me into the first break. Another would I be at lunch. When I explained it, my boss is okay with it being on as long as they were work appropriate and had no sound coming through this. Yeah, but subtitles.

Yeah, for sure. I know our friend, Ney, when he was working here, He used to watch Netflix at work. Really? But he'd still work. When he sees working here, not at Zetium. No, no, working in New Zealand, he's moved down there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Watch Netflix. And I was just like, why? You watch Netflix at work? He was like, yeah, multitasking. But you would, though? Oh, you would. Of course you would. I would do that.

I could. Because I think he was in like a cubicle or an office. No one saw. I'm just going to put Netflix on in the back and see if I could still contribute to this chat. No, there's no way. It takes your attention. Get your steps in every 45 minutes

and go for a walk. Somebody said I used to download books as PDFs and read them on my computer screen and be like, huh, interesting. React to the book out loud because if anybody walked past it made it look like you were reading a work document. Wow.

I used to listen to podcasts on 1.5 or two times speed and you get through them and it would literally trick your brain into thinking, man, this day's going fast. Oh yeah, I've read a whole book. This is great. This is what we want to know. 0800 darsat M and you can text us as well,

966. What do you do that makes your workday go fast? What are we doing to make our days go faster? Maybe sit at the office, you're thinking, oh my God, it's dragging on today. Yeah. Even happens to us, I mean, we talk, but some days you're like, goes, today's been rapid. It does. Steph joins us.

Good morning, Steph. Morning, the team, how we doing? Really good. What do you do to get through work faster? Well, I listen to podcasts, right? And the wee episodes, they usually around 45 minutes an hour. It keeps the day going fast. But I did get in a little bit of trouble when I got caught listening to

sex. Life. Why, where do you work? Are they a bit conservative? Not quite work-appropriate, was the phrase. Just some workplaces, yeah. Are you listening on headphones or? Yeah, I was listening on headphones, but my boss came in to talk to me and I had to go into the screen to pause, sex.

And that's the raise the question. I do think sometimes as well as sex. Dot life, it can, you know, put your headspace in a certain way. That's maybe not appropriate. work as well, you know? Yeah, probably not the best. Because you're thinking about where do I buy that and how can I get it in there, you're at work.

You'd like to hear any of these episodes with a very own Haley Sproul. Yeah, yeah. And sexologist Morgan Penn. Iheart podcast, wherever you podcast. Thanks for that KPI. That's a KPI actually right there. Thank you, Steph. Jake.

What do you do to make the workday go faster? Well, I just take all through my breaks all at once at the end of the day. So I leave the office at about 2.30 and then I'm home by. about four paid. I love that. And is that allowed? I've done it for seven years. I've never been in trouble.

So you take your lunch break and your smoker and everything and you're just like, I'm going to take those at the end of the day and you just bugger off home. Yeah. Well, you paid for two of them and unpaid for one of them. Not a bad shout, actually. What do you do when it's lunch? You just eat at your desk. I just relax, play games.

But you don't eat lunch. You just go, wait, wait, wait, wait. work and then leave? I just work, work, work, work, work. What's your industry? What do you do for a job? You're not the exact place, but I'm like, what's it? Industry allows.

Like roughly, without giving it away. Sales. Sales. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah, right. Gotcha. All right.

I like that. Yeah, see, I would do that. I'd start early and get it all done. This is like our thing with, like, the work week, you know, people doing four-day work weeks. If the Mahi's getting done, the Mahi's done. Thanks, Jake. Some messages in.

When I used to work eight to four, I'd take my lunch break at 2 o'clock because then I'd come back and the day was almost done. Yeah, just one hour to go and you're done. Yeah. I honestly just try to stay busy. If you're sitting watching the clock, it's going to drag on. Yeah. I work from home, so we snooze, works a treat.

That speeds up the day. I scroll property websites dreaming of another life where I could afford a mansion. Yep. Nice. I listen to iHeart or have shows on my phone and take notice. Stupid shit customers say in my notes. Nice. speeds up the day.

Megan, what makes your work day go faster? So I work from home, and I do all like the house chores, have a nice long shower, so when all my kids get home in the afternoon, I've done everything. It's all done. Nice. Yeah, that's unlucky. Not too many places are still letting people work from home all the time, are they?

No, I refuse to go into the office now. I'm just so used to it. Yeah, fair enough. Straight of refusal. You're the boss. Apparently, everybody's cleaning the house and taking showers instead of working. wiggle their mouse a little bit. Yeah.

Yeah, that's a hard part. I'm just jealous. I'd be stoked if I could do that. Me too. I listen to Harry Potter, Erotica at work. Erotica always makes a day fly no matter what you're doing. Harry Apollica. What was the, it was the Draco, Malfoyan, Hermione Granger one.

What was it called? That's two, Marr? No, that's, no, no, no. It was a one called Alchemist, wasn't it? Alchemized. Alchemized. Yeah, they did a spin-off. It was like...

Yeah, it's similar to Hammaid's tale. Yeah. Right. But I don't know. It's a handmade and it's sexy. That's not turning me on. Oh, no. Horrible.

I used to work at a very high-end high-fi store. We'd only get like five customers walking a day. They used to pass a time playing PlayStation in one of the demo rooms and a 120-inch projector screen. Oh, no. I schedule a walk every hour. 10 to 15 minutes each time I go. That's every hour I'd have for a little walk. Yeah, good.

Yeah. The Z&M Podcast Network. Play ZM's Flashworn and Haley. Now, you may remember the documentary, reality check inside America's next top model. The shoot that I had the most difficult time with was this race-swapping shoot. My parents are from South Africa.

They grew up during apartheid. I'm very aware of that history. But I first asked to be excused from the photo shoot. And Tyra said to me, I will handle this on camera with the girls at judging and da-da-da-da. Just go and do your job. I recognize that my rule

was starting to have limitation. I didn't think it was controversial. I was in my own little bubble, in my own little head. If this was my way of showing the world that brown and black is beautiful. And then everyone was like, oh, Tara did not come across very well in that. When we watched it.

Yeah. Because it gave big, I'm here to apologize, but. Yeah. I'm sorry, you're upset kind of apology. No, I'm sorry for what I did. Yeah. So she's suing Netflix. But she was...

A defamation lawsuit. Right. The general vibe is this isn't really going to stand because her claim is that essentially she went in with good faith to take accountability for the messiness of Netflix. Because she was... America's next top model.

She was involved in this documentary, right? That was part of the... Yeah, they all were, basically, other than what's her name with the face that's been stapled too many times, Janice, someone. So, yeah, she said she went in with good faith to take accountability for the shortcomings of America's next top model and essentially they, she claims that Netflix

then took what was a three-hour sit-down interview and made 16 minutes of her kind of looking like not very good. Right. So she's saying it's a defamation case. The defamation lawsuit against them. this was just yesterday this happened, accusing them of giant manipulation and kind of using her as like a clickbait type thing

to be like, this is so bad. Because that was one of the big criticisms of the doco, wasn't it? That wasn't it? That they were all involved. It was a bit, you know, washed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I thought that it was very cleansed

because it was a lot of, yeah, but this is kind of how it was. But she's saying, no, it wasn't supposed to. come out like that. They just took bits to make it really, but of course. It's called entertainment.

She still said it though, didn't she? Yeah, you still said it and you still stood by where people were like having horrible experiences on the show.

And isn't someone else making an actual documentary without her? Without their involvement. Yeah, so that's probably going to be a lot juicier and she's probably not going to like that anymore.

Yeah, she says it, she's suing them, the co-directors of the docu-series um, so she's suing Netflix, 89 blocks holdings, which is like the producers.

Netflix music, the docuseries, co-creators, she's just going all in. And, yeah, just saying, false light, defamation by implication, breach of contract and false endorsement. She's not having a bar of it. She's seeking a jury trial. Once the people to speak on her behalf.

And, yeah, a lot of people saying, it's probably not going to stand up. No. Yeah. Oh, I just realized I did the whole show with my headphones on backwards. Well, that means the show's backwards then, isn't it? We're going to have to play this.

Well, should we speak in reverse and hopefully they'll work out the other way? Give us a review. Play ZM's Fletchhorn and Haley.