ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 15th September 2023

Episode Date: September 14, 2023

On Today's Lil Bitta Pod; Vaughan made a bet!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. Fletchbourne and Hayley's Little Bit of Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with MyMackers Rewards. Welcome to A Little Bit of Pod and just a reminder that the pre-sale is now on for our live show that we're doing at Auckland's Sky City Theatre, October 19. Like there's official tickets, there's a seating plan and stuff It's real It's real

Go near the front You're used to this This is so weird I'm finding this so weird It is fun It's really fun to see tickets And see them going up And looking forward to seeing everyone

So you can come along and see us Do our show live on stage This October All the details at ZM Online The general tickets go on sale this Monday. I would say don't dilly-dally. They will sell out. Yeah.

Someone, some people who don't have any tickets left, the New Zealand Warriors. They're playing this weekend up the Waz. Oh, cool. If you're listening to this after the weekend, we have either won and we'll be proceeding to the next round of the NRL finals or we have lost and we don't want to talk about it and next year's definitely going to be

our year. We'll just slip into that Homer Simpson hedge. Yeah. Reemerges. Who else is playing sports this while? The All Blacks but Well we should win against Namibia or Tanzania or who are we playing? I don't know. Some

yeah. I'm surprised they even have rugby balls to be honest. Yeah look They're a formidable second tier Some Yeah I'm surprised they even have rugby balls To be honest Yeah look They're a formidable Second team I'm getting I'm getting I'm getting a finger Because we say

We say Jared's South African But Jared's Namibian of birth Now is this who we're playing this weekend Namibia Yeah Could be He doesn't know I don't know rugby

Why do you get all passionate We've only just introduced him to the league But do you have rugby balls in Namibia Oh He Oh that's so cute have rugby balls in Namibia? Oh, heaps. Oh, that's so cute. More rugby balls in schools, mate.

Really? Okay. Yeah, or school children probably. Yeah, okay. Oh, good. I bet there are those rugby balls today. You remember those rugby balls at primary school that had plastic? They were really... They built character.

They were hard. They slapped your foot, but they were easier to kick once you'd warmed them up. Yeah, yeah. They were a much easier ball to kick. Well, good luck to Jared's home team. So you'll be pro-Namibia. Are you pro-Namibia? Pro-Namibia. Okay. Are you still pro-China?

Vaughan, I'm not wading into the one-China debate. I absolutely not. I don't want my home bugged by Chinese communist spies. Well, the Warriors are playing this weekend and we were lucky enough last week, one sent us Warriors shirts. One for the phone people.

Yeah, the phone people that used to be known as Vodafone. Yeah, yeah. They said, because I own a Warriors jersey from yesteryear, one of the first ones ever released before they were actually even in the NRL, when it was announced they were going to be. And they said, well, if you've got that one, you need the new one. And they said, here's some for the family as well. And August put hers on, my youngest daughter, and wore it like most of the weekend.

Oh, wow. She loved it. Up the wars. Up the wars. She loved it. Up the wars. And it's Mufti Day at school today. Oh, Mufti.

I always hated Mufti Days. Me too. Because you were just like, oh, I've got no cool clothes to wear. I'm not cool. It was my chance to show everyone who I really was. From year to year it changed a lot. How many mufti days did you have? Because these kids seem to have a lot of mufti days.

Yeah, I feel like it was one a term. And it was a gold coin donation? Yeah, it always went to a pre-selected charity or something. I think our teachers just spent it. Yeah, did they? That's fair enough. And shame the kid that forgot and is wearing a full skirt and blazer You're right actually

Jared just mentioned we don't call it mufti anymore You remember a couple of years ago the term mufti got cancelled Oh my god that's right Because it's a religious term So what is it called now? Casual, non-uniform Civvies Sorry I do apologize to you.

Be yourself day. It's be yourself day. Be yourself. Oh, my God. So anyway, August is elected to wear a Warriors shirt. Oh, okay. And she's hosting the student assembly. So some money's been put on the line.

If she gives an up the waz in the student assembly, Dad's going to give her 20 bucks. Are you going to film it? Yeah. Because that'd be great on social media. Yeah, give it an up the waz in the student assembly, Dad's going to give her 20 bucks. Are you going to film it? Yeah. Because that'd be great on social media. Yeah, give it an up the waz. Up the waz. They'll tell her to give a big up the waz.

If she doesn't say it, I'm going to scream it out. Up the waz. Oh, don't embarrass her. No, Dad, please. That's the added thing of her doing it to save me from embarrassing her. Oh, yeah, good. Give her the up the waz. I think it's only junior assembly, which is a real shame,

because if Indy was there, that's a twofer if Dad yells out up the waz Because last week here when I was dropping August off at a birthday party As I drove away outside the cinemas I screamed out August I love you I'll miss you so much and pretended to cry And She said afterwards that was so Embarrassing I said you have barely

Scratched the surface I'm excited this is happening Barely scratched the surface of what I am capable of. And it's probably good for me because you'll get out of dropping them off because they'll be so embarrassed by you. I hadn't even thought of that. That's great. And then I just get to stay at home because of how embarrassing I am.

Yeah. And then one day they said, Dad, shut up and I hate you and I cry and then they're like, oh, he's just doing this. This is one of his acts. But it's not. It's not, no. I'll be crying forever. The end. Up the wars. Up the wars!

Up the wars!