ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 16th June 2026

Episode Date: June 15, 2026

00.00: Intro 02.50: Kids lemonade stand robbed 06.40: Top 6 - Ways to keep down Switzerland's population 12.00: Smut for health 16.00: SLP - What is the worst kind of weather? 21.40: Will being a stripper ruin your prospects? 28.00: Hayley's period pain device 33.00: What do you miss about being single 43.50: Top 20 hot men countries 48.30: Jason Momoa Full Interview 58.00: Fact of the day 1.04.10: Steve Toussaint Interview 1.14.10: QLP - Are you a child of divorce 1.17.50: Where did your search for love take you? 1.27.20: Intervention 1.31.50: Date Night Idea - Sushi Battle ships See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

from the ZM Podcast Network. This is Fleshwin and Haley's Big Pod. Thanks to animates, making happy happen for pets. Good morning. Welcome to the show, Fletch Fawn and Haley, Boy. We've got a big show for you today, dear listener. Big show, a couple of big men. One for the books.

Oh, we're getting some bloody big men on this show today. Joining us on the show today, Jason Mom. You may have seen the teaser video. Yeah, interviewed him on Frantier-A-A-Vo, and, God, it's a joy. There's some rapport there, isn't there? There's a good chemistry. God, the messages I was receiving yesterday, like, what are we doing here?

Calm down. I haven't heard the interview yet. I'm excited. Eight o'clock this morning. We'll say we be vibrant. Yeah, yeah. Eight o'clock this morning, Jason Mamoa. And also today, happy HBO launch day.

Huge. HBO is in New Zealand. Oh, yes, yes. And a master stroke, HBO Max, I should say. In a Masterstroke, they have flown over one of the stars of House of the Dragon,

and we're going to interview him this morning on the show. Yeah, after 8.30. How exciting. I've just learned those silver dreadlocks aren't even his on the show. Crazy. I'm looking at photos. Whigs? He's a bald brother? He's a bald brother.

He's a bald brother by the looks of it. Yeah, I was going to ask him. Are you a natural blonde, but obviously not? So that can be one of our questions. Is the wig it's heavy? I'll write that. He's a Heavy and it cheap. Heavy and itchy. It feels like it would be a, you know, like a judges.

Like it would give that scratch on it. It's so thick. Then treadlocks, too, is heavy. Timely as well, because season three of House of the Dragon is out 21st of June. So that's next week. So not long to wait. Now, he's six foot three. Jason's six foot four.

We've got some whoppers on the show. We've got a couple of woppers on the show. A couple of big boys. Not only that, your chance to win cash with deal, or reveal, still that $3,000 prize up for grams. One of those briefcases does have $3,000, so Bank of Brim will be

in at 8 o'clock and your chance to play and win then. Do you know, Switzerland is putting, they're tabling the idea to keep their population below 10 million for the next few decades. Keep it nice and low. Yes. Isn't that wild? They're just like, no, that's us. We're going to cap it

at 10 million. It's immigration, it's also like be like a nightclub, I guess, when it's full and you have to wait, and then one person and leaves so you can go in. Except they'll take a couple of hot chicks and boot out a couple of ming of dudes. Yeah, as they should. And they should. Vorn to be sent home in his white shoes again? Oh, God. Makes space for me.

Because I'm a gang member because they wear white shoes. Top 6 ways Switzerland can keep the population under 10 million is the day's top 6. Next on the show. Crime. Aimed at children. Play Z-N's flesh, born and Haley.

Sad news. This is in South Boston. And at 11 and 12 year old, they were trying to make money. You know, you've got to start early. You've got to become an entrepreneur, nice and early. So the New Zealand rich list yesterday. Oh, you've got a billion? That was really, yeah.

A couple. Yeah, we've got lots. Do we have billions? More than ever before. And again, the average wealth of the rich list exponentially increased. Yeah, just make that gap real big. Yeah. If you're just going to sort of like get a tank of gas and roll the dice through

or not, that's going to be accepted when you did the pay wave today. Just no. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Definitely still getting richer. All right. Yeah. Sick. So there was an 11 and 12 year old who probably want to make their way on the rich list. So instead of just hoping like us that they're going to win lotto one day in the future,

and that's sort of the plan, they started a lemonade stand on their street in South Boston. This is cute. Did you ever do a lemonade stand? No. Why live in the country? country, yeah. We're doing stuff every now and then, but no, they've stopped. No, did you?

No. Nah, nah. It's very American, eh? Yeah, it is. The lemonade stand. Every now and again you see it in New Zealand. Yeah, it would be juice or something, like orange juice. Yeah, Raro.

Yeah, Raro, just a bit of Rarro. I'm not paying for that. So, in 11-12 year, they had a lemonade stand, and a pair walked up to them to, you know, inquire as customers. Oh, do tell about this lemonade. And then when they went to pay, they said, oh, God, we've got no money. and the kids were like, well, I'm sorry, this isn't a bloody charity, off your trot, which is good, that's how you make money.

They're smart businessmen already. And then the couple left, and then when they returned, they had a gun. They robbed an 11 and 12-year-old at gunpoint at their lemonade stand. So they didn't just take the lemonade they wanted, they robbed them of the money. Yeah, so the guy basically came back and he did the old waistband flash, you know, like, I've got a gun. The kids put up their hand, this is terrible. Kids raise their hands and said, I'll take whatever you want,

Just, you know, let me know if you think the lemonade's too sour or if it's just right. Does it need more sugar? Does it need more sugar? What do you think? Their lemons from my mum's tree? Like, she'd love some feedback. And they stole their cash box.

Oh. And then they abandoned the cash box and it was emptied. How much did they get? They must have made that much. I don't know. I don't know how much money had in it. Although, you know, sometimes people see cute kids doing a lemonade stand so they give them more money.

Yeah. You know, like they just, I don't even care about the lemonade. They just want to change and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So there was surveillance footage of them, and they released photos and whatnot. And I think a teenager, like about 18 or 19, has been arrested as a result of this.

Wow, okay. And the dad said, you know, they were very, they did exactly what they should do, which is like, you know, take whatever you need. But isn't that terrible? But anyway, despite this initial hardship with their first business idea, the next day.

Oh, they were out there? They were back out there. Wow. profits, 50% of their proceeds of their lemonade stands so what, like a couple of bucks, went to local gun violence prevention. I mean, what kids?

Oh, well, they've already got the PR angle, so what have they? Yeah, that's perfect. You would think the next day, right, that they would be inundated with customers. Unless their lemonade was too sour. You want a lot of sugar. It needs more sugar than you think. So they're in America. Everything has sugar.

It would have been fine. Everything has sugar and also everyone has a gun. So it's kind of like, what did you think? What's going to kill you quicker? Yeah, oh. Guns or sugar? Probably guns. Yeah, I reckon guns, like pretty quick.

Guns, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sugar takes a little bit longer. But when it shoots you, you're like, because you're full of sugar. Yeah. So it's sort of an either or, really. Play, that ends, Fleshhorn and Haley. From the unmoderated comment section,

this is the top six. Switzerland, I want to cap their population at 10 million. It's kind of like, Their version of Brexit. And they're doing a referendum? It's a referendum. And then with like birth rates dropping, they're actually going to probably have to be doing more.

Yeah, it's just got racist undertones, doesn't it? It does have been racist undertones for the neutral people who live in the mountains. Like Brexit and weren't they all, aren't they all doing well now? Wasn't that a great decision? A phenomenal decision for a country. For all involved. Or all sound like, why is everything costing more now? Yeah.

You did that? I'll go the top six ways. Switzerland can keep the population under 10 million. Okay. Number six on the list. They make their cheese with bigger holes. But the same-sized sheet. Like the same size cheese.

But bigger holes. Yeah, right. And eventually they keep making the holes. But people will fall in the holes. And then disappear. And then the population will decrease naturally. Bingo. Okay, good.

What happened to your brother? You get this. We don't talk about it. He fell into a Swiss cheese hole. God, they are getting bigger. I've noticed that. They are. Number five on the list of the top six ways,

Switzerland can keep their population under 10 million. I call it a reverse cuckoo clock. Okay. Every hour, a platform comes out, and someone has to stand on it. Yep. And then it goes back in. Okay.

Aren't the cuckoo clocks Dutch? I thought they were German. They're from the black. Black Forest, right? Oh, young Black Forest. Yeah, the same place that gave us the chocolate. The Black Forest Chocolate also gave us the cuckoo clock. Isn't it close to Switzerland?

Yes, southwestern Germany in the 17th century. The Black Forest region. Does the Black Forest border? I mean, maybe. Why is it also called the Black Forest? Well, we don't talk about it. We don't talk about why it's called the Black Forest. The Southern End of Germany's Black Forest physically borders.

Switzerland. So I'm going to take that as a win. Okay, you take it. But I've just said cook a clock and it happened to work. So a big platform juts out and someone sacrifice. Get on the platform. Suck you into the thing. We don't know where they go but they're gone. No. Numbers down. Four on the list of the top six ways, Switzerland

can get the population under 10 mil. Toblerone the borders. Yes. I mean they've kind of already hampered their giant mountains. Yeah. Bumpin an actual like chocolate road spikes down though. Okay. Sharp in the mark. it very hard. That's how the police

would catch me if I was getting away. Chocolate road spikes. I'd want to stop and break one off. Yeah. Nom, nom, nom. Yeah, and then they catch you. Yeah. And then you get a bit fat and it's hard to run. I love the little mini ones, you know, it's just three peaks or something. You're like, perfect. Yeah, and they're a bit smaller, too. And they're smaller so you can...

Yeah. Not those ones that stare at the top of the mouth. So impractical. You found out you're supposed to get it off by pushing the top together. Yeah, that was a big day. It's like being on a plane and you've got a dirty free block and you just like... Oh, those are like huge, like dog biscuit size. Yeah.

Yeah. Like a chocolate tucks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a human tux biscuit. Yeah, it is. Number three on the list of the top six ways, Switzerland keep the population under 10 million. When pensioners get a bit old,

you file them in a numbered Swiss bank account. Oh, okay. No one really knows what goes on in there. Yeah. Okay. You know, ask no questions about the Swiss bank account. Oh, what's bank account? Yeah.

That was good. That was allowed to ask who's in there or what's in there or check it. Drain, it's just gone. He's in a vault accruing some interest. Number two on the list of the top six-way Switzerland can keep the population under 10 million. We put a cowbell on every Swiss man so that women hear him

coming. And they can hide. Yeah, they can hide so that they don't want to have babies. Don't impregnate me. No one's surprise encounters means no surprise babies. Yeah, true. Even up in the Alps, put a bell on all of them. Because what if he charms me with his ways, you know? He won't be able to with the bell. Because I'll hear him coming and I'll be like, no.

Ding-donging. And number one of the top six ways Switzerland can keep their population under 10 million. Lean into the fact that everybody thinks Switzerland is Sweden and they're often confused. Yeah. Just redirect all the immigration paperwork to Sweden. No, you're made Sweden. I'm just looking at the Swiss FIFA team

because this is my favourite part of FIFA is everybody embracing their immigrants when they score goals. Oh, yeah. How are we talking about? Yeah, like the French, hey. The French are the worst. They have massive anti-immigration rallies and marches and then they had to look at their football team and be like,

mostly from our, um, mostly from our African colonies, these guys. Yes, interesting that. Interesting. Yeah, looking at the team. Yeah, those guys are definitely not white Swiss chocolate. Like maybe there's five that are actually Swiss chocolate. There's not a blondeie in that whole team.

No, I mean, maybe that one. Yeah. These ones, certainly not. No. Hayley, they're a bit of you too. Because of gays? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll have a bit of that. Yeah, yeah.

I'll have a bit of that. Timely reminder for racist countries. So we're racist until the world. Most of their best sports people aren't from their country. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. That's the day stop six. The ZN Podcast Network. Is this a show real?

Play ZN's Flesh, Foran and Haley. I still have not watched heated rivalry or... Another one. Oh my God, it's just left me. Carwin, help me. Producer Carwin. Off campus. Off campus.

Thank you. Oh, my God, Haley, Jane. Just because I've been watching a lot of documentaries recently, cleansing the palate. But... It's weird that you have. considering all that like the smart that you've read. In my history of smart, I know, I know. I don't know why.

I don't know why. But I will come back to it because I love it. And I feel like in the moment, at the moment, it's so popular watching these like steamy, steamy shows. Well, because there was that show, it was called Sex Life, remember? And it was, and it had that, we watched it, had that guy and he turned around the shower and it was like... Had a massive. Down to his knees. Remember that?

I didn't watch that. I think the internet was talking about that one scene. I don't think the show itself or movie or whatever it. I watched it. It was okay. It was good. Well, we were watching this stuff for years. Smutty stuff or, you know, kind of...

It's for the gals. But many, many health benefits. And not just for the gals. For the gals and the gays and the girls and the guys and the thems and the days. Dopamine hits. We know this. The reward chemical. Wait, there's been a study.

Been a study out of the literal... The tangible health benefits of watching this. Okay. boosts dopamine, that's your reward chemical. We also get that from scrolling TikTok or cigarettes. Improves motivation, concentration, memory and mood when you've got high dopamine. It often, how do we say this on the radio? One study found that men who watched TV content worth that was charged sexually

were more prone to have a little tutu with themselves afterwards, thus increasing the number of times. I don't think men needed any encouragement of having a tutu with themselves. But the men who watched more during the week, tutued more with themselves, and therefore released more than those that weren't, and releasing more significantly drops your chance of prostate cancer. So by watching...

I will be so offended if I get prostate cancer. Because you're like, I've done the darness. I did the work. I've been doing the money. I mean, all the other ones, all the other ones, all the other cancers, I'll be like, yeah. I get it. I get a lot of me. I get a lot of me.

Are you kidding me? Yeah. On watching on screen heat with a partner translates into more actual real life connection times. Right. Connection times. Just say sex. You haven't sex more. If you're watching it together because you get a little, the mood kind of changes.

You're watching this and then you go to bed And then you're like, well, this is in the forefront of our mind And then regular sex of your partner, lowest cortisol reduces inflammation. There was like, this is... Reduces inflammation? Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. You're saying you've got a bad...

You're saying you've got a dicky back. A dicky back? Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Pain and cramps and whatnot. There's so many... There was a show like rivals, which I haven't watched, but showed a significant boost in body confidence because the cast was very...

Lots of varied body types. Right. So you're not... If you were just watching like, you're like, adult content. A lot of the time, it's like one body type. But some of these shows have a lot more. So then people with different body types or older people are having less shame.

It goes like there were so many, like making people feel relaxed, helping couples who maybe watch something that they see on TV that think outside of the box, rejuvenate their sex life. So if you even need a reason to just be like, this is almost medical. I need to get home and watch my show. watch off campus. And the books would be the same? The books would be the same. It's all about like mindset, relaxing, feeling excited, getting the blood flowing. Okay, so we're Smuddy for health.

Smuddy. That's a great t-shirt actually. Yeah. I watch Smut for my health. Yeah. The Z&M Podcast Network. Play ZDM's Flesh, One and Haley. The worst kind of weather. Facilito little poll today? What were the options we gave? Rain, wind, extreme heat or other. I think I thought of this.

Oh really? I think I thought of this because was it last week? We were hit with a bit of bloody wind, man. And I was like, actually. And I come from Wellington. Actually, yeah, wind. I'd go wind over extreme heat. It's just because your hair's blowing around,

all your craps blowing around. The doors are hard. Anything moves? I really like when it's raining. But not when it's winding. With the raining. Wind means you can't go outside. even in winter you could have a nice still cold night

but you could have a heater. Yeah. But if there's wind, you can't do that. You can't do that. And rain, you can be under an umbrella. Yeah, but even if it's warm and it's windy, you're just like, ugh, you know, that like dusty sort of Aussie desert wind. Well, the people agree.

52% of people said wind was the worst type of weather. Then 25% said extreme heat. And then 22% said rain. Only 2% saying other. Like cold or snow or... Yeah, yeah. or like tropical cyclone. I would put that wind.

That's big wind. Big wind on that one. So let's see what the people have to say here. Connor says it's going to be Shark Nato's Connor that silly. Connor, can't please take our show seriously? No, we ask that things have to have been here to take it seriously. I like that, Connor. Funny from Connor.

Shannon, actually, that's on you. You should have put Shark Nato as the fourth option. Shannon, an apology from you, please. I literally just said to Karwana, I remember. screen shooting it going that'll be funny as the last one. And then I've got that a bit wrong, haven't I? Rain, wind, extreme head and shark nato. I mean it would suck to be hit by a flying shark.

He's not wrong. He's so hard. He's not wrong. I were going to go plane through your house. Oh yeah, those things lay... They're huge. They're thick, I dance. Tough, tough, dense animals.

Renee said I actually don't mind the rain. It's just when the rain's coming at you horizontally. It feels very personal. I'm talking to you, Wellington. Yeah. Rachel, no one's out there writing songs about Gale Force winds. Absolutely nothing endearing about the wind. It'll dry your washing.

Yeah, it will. But then a gentle breeze on a hot day will dry your washing. Yeah. Because wind will blow it off the washing line. And there is something nice about the ch-of trees and autumn, you know, with their leaves and stuff. No, we're talking about. Katie says grey. Just grey.

I live in the UK. So a lot of the times it's just gray. Actually, totally, misery. Yeah. Miserable. Moist gray. George said hail's the worst kind of weather. I love hail.

No, I get real excited. Hail, hail, hail. You run out and you pick up hair and falls out. You're yelling hail, hail, hey. Whoa, whoa. Yeah, and you kind of point where the hail's coming from. No, no, born, Vaugh! Shannon, turn the cameras off.

Hale, hey, hail, hey! That means something else, more. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll talk to him afterwards. We'll talk to you afterwards. Just move on, next message. Really? Yeah, next message.

And I'm in my Nazi pajamas. I know. I got nice shoulders on them though. I do. Just the Hugo boss, you know. The tailoring. It was just my granddad's, you know, and it meant so much to him. They looked good doing that apporrent shit. Yeah.

Yeah. Hey, oh, hey, oh, my Nazi charms. Whoa, whoa, whoa now. Danny Al says rain with extreme humidity can F right up, I tell you. Humidity would be the worst. Yeah, oh my God. If that was an option. I'd probably choose that

because when you travel I mean, Auckland can get humid but... I like a South Asian humidity. Auckland's humidity is the pits when I moved to her I was like I think I'll probably

just have to go back because you're hot but it's nothing dries I don't mind it yeah you keep getting those UTIs Thrust Constant thrush

when you move to Auckland It's just moist and warm It's the thrush capital of New Zealand And it's not a proud name No As someone in Wellington said is ania. Wind is just the norm.

Extreme heat, though, I cannot function and it sucks. As someone who works outdoor at the zoo. Oh! Yes. Wellington Zoo. Great Zoo. We remember.

The best. Yeah. It makes it a whole lot worse when there's extreme heat. Rain turned from Cozy to Ferrell the minute my baby turned into a toddler and had to be locked inside when it was raining. If it's just raining, let them out.

Yeah. What's the worse that can happen? Listen to him out in the yard. What's that? let them out in the yard. Yeah. When it's raining. Yeah.

Actually, though, I. Yeah, they just hose them off. Get the dirt off. There's like cock-willed kids these days. We're warm homes and their lack of mold. Somebody said, if you have to deal with anybody in sort of, any sort of role after wind, it's got to be wind.

Because they say that about it in Canterbury, eh? The North Wester. Gets a bit crazy. Northwester makes everybody go about crazy. Like the moon. Yeah, those Canterbury equestrian girls. The horse. The horsey girls.

The horsey girls. They go wild. They go absolutely wild. So for silly little poll, we ask what's the worst kind of weather and it's wind at 52%. The Fletchborn and Haley, big pod. If you were in charge of employing people, would you care about their past jobs if it involved exotic dancing to pay the bills when they're at university? If you were in a professional industry. Yeah.

Secondly, I would like to know if anybody listening has had a history where they have done exotic dancing and if it affected their employment history if it ever came up. When we applied for this job here at ZM, I didn't tell them about our calendar girls. You just said it shut up. Oh, it's too late now. But it was 2000s, you know, like. Everybody was doing it.

Everyone was doing it. Everyone was doing it. And I just needed some extra money to top up our radio salary. Yeah. Yeah. So this is because last night I saw this on Reddit and I thought that's a really interesting question. In Kjolah, I recently became a stripper to hopefully pay off some of my student lines. I'm currently studying law and finance and I'm pretty open to any career field,

but I was wondering if being a stripper and having that very obviously while my financial statements would affect any future potential career options. Now, I don't think you have to disclose any financial statements or how you earn your money, but whether or not it will come up at some stage in the future. I mean, you don't have you had a big gap in your employment, right? Yeah, and they're like, oh, you see, it says here. You're like, no, it's working. But you wouldn't because you're studying.

studying. You can just say you didn't work. I mean, you know, I mean, we're a bloody liberal lady, but I couldn't give a toss. I would, I just, you know, same. I would just, if the person's doing the job, I don't think you need to worry about anything outside of them doing the job. Also, being stripper or exotic dancer probably has more career options than law and finance right now with AI. Yeah, we do. We just want to have fun. I thought about it because when I went to

drama school that we're in the same building as the school of dance. You've got actors and dancers in the same building, all very, like, comfortable in their bodies. So many people, because the schedules are crazy too, so you're working late night. And then when I was, maybe my second or third year, I was like, I wouldn't mind doing it, but not the dancing and tata's away. Bit of serving. But then I had this vision of, like, what am I like, what if my dad's workmates came in? And they were like, Craig. Actually, who's got the bigger problem?

Well, no one's doing anything wrong. No. But I don't want them to see my nipples. You know what I mean? Yeah, right. It's too much. It's too much. Yeah.

So, yeah, I don't know. Yeah. So that's all, just really quick sort of like putting the fingers on the pulse on the old 9-6-96. Yeah, maybe you've done this and it did put you through a uni, because I know people that have. Yeah. And they've made so much money.

In fact, more than people working in their first jobs. Like, it's insane. I don't think anyone gives a toss. It's legit. You're paying tax. Yeah, totally. You know? What do you rather me do, have me sell tinnies?

Yeah. You know? How much you sell on tinnies for? What does a tini go for these days? I don't know. 96, 96. Were drugs affected by inflation? I don't know.

Someone said it totally depends on the career. I'm a student nurse. So it probably wouldn't look great. I used to work in admin and that probably wouldn't have met it. Like hem it. Safety pin it up. Yeah, yeah. And then when you actually go to work, just undo the safety pins it falls back down to a reasonable link.

I would say scrubs are the opposite to a slutty nurse outfit. Yeah, they're not sexy. They're not white with little red crosses on them and little hats. Yeah. What's behind those loose fitting blue scrubs? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And those comfortable shoes because you're on your feet all day. No one cares.

People text into, no one cares. They say, oh, this is a point though. But I don't think you're allowed to. You'd get kicked the hell out of a bar, a stripper. These days everything's being videoed. But, you know, it's not us, but some vindictive person who shares the video, it might affect your professional perception, I guess. maybe if you were like an only fan

or something like that and then Right you're like in court Yeah And you're like your honour And then someone tries to besmirch your Reditation as a lawyer 20 bucks is a tinny still classic prices Is the tinning getting

Is the shrinkflation hit the Have you seen the shrinkflation on the I don't know what that is? Have you seen the shrinkflation's hit scorched almonds? Yeah oh my God Do you know the white ones are back Because I got some The white scorched almonds are back

What are you doing? Have they tried to What do you mean? Distract us by bringing back the white ones and drinking the box. Yeah, there's less in a box. Because it's a classic box. It's not a square box now.

No, I know. They've changed the box and everything. Huge. Huge. We're going to miss from Nestle. You can't buy scorched almonds in June. Why not? You can buy scorched almonds any time of the year.

You can. They're very Christmas heavy. It's Christmas. I wouldn't say no to a scorched almond in June. To the person that text in, is the tinnies still the classic size of a tinning? It's got to have got smaller. 96-96. Where?

Is it a tinnie gets? smaller. How can a tini still be 20 bucks? How? And fuels $3 a liter. Yeah. Yeah. And a block of butter is $5,000 and a tini is still 20? Does there still 20? Yes, there is. How do you think they get the weed to town? Oh, you got me there. Someone said I would commend the person dancing on being proactive about reducing her debt load. So many students spend the rest of their life paying off their student loans. If you're getting in there and being like, I'm going to chip away from a get-go.

Yeah. Do you know, I think I've said this before, she wouldn't mind. but a comedian friend of mine worked at a few strip joints when she was at drama school. Ursula. She didn't, well, I wasn't going to say her name. But when you start, they don't put you on the Friday, Saturday shift

where you're going to be making it rain. They stick you on lunchtime Monday, Tuesday to see if you've got the goods. Oh, yeah, there'd be a pecking order, I'd imagine. And before she did stand up about it, before you get to get to the point where you're like one of the go-to girls, they choose your music.

And for her at 12pm on a Monday, they put on Mumford and Sons, and she'd just strip to her. She said it was one of the hundred-sakes. Little, man, man, yeah. Well, it's not your fault but mine. Yeah, they're some slow songs, too. Yeah, you've just got to do what you're going to do

to make the money, honey. Wild. Well, we've learnt so much. One to 1.1.5 grams for your tinn. I don't know if that's. Dryway. I can't say a little ball one. I can't say it's more.

Goodness. It makes sense. We're just getting tini messages in. Yeah. Good to see people are still buying a titty. Keep it in the tinnies aflo. The Z&P Podcast Network Play ZN's Flesh Forne and Haley.

I should peel this off. Oh, you know, you've tried this before. I'm currently wearing a Tens machine, which people who have maybe gone into Labor would know what they are. Remember, I used to have one for pain that you borrowed my? I borrowed the back one. Yeah, there were these little discs and you put them on and they send electric shocks through your muscles and stuff.

And they spasm and they go, well, out. Yeah. But I got one specifically about a month ago for period pain. So it's like this little heart-shaped sort of sticker thing that's got electrocutty things and like a little, I'll show you, it's here. without showing you my top pubes. See like this? Oh yeah.

I would call that a butterfly. A butterfly, that's it. A butterfly. A butterfly shaped. And it's down on my tum-tum because I got my period yesterday and it was real sore. And I was like, got excited to try this.

Oh my God, it's amazing. I'm currently being like, shocked by electricity right now. Right. So it distracts from the pain or takes it away? No, I think there's some science behind. There's science. Okay.

Yeah. It is distracting from the dead. dull ache of peri pain, but it's like there is science behind how the electric shocks actually make it better. Right. And it's hot. Like it's all hot and nice and, oh my God, it's so good. So it's like a step up from having a weedy pack.

A step out from a weedy. It's like a weedy plus needles jabbing you. It's so good. Because, oh my God, my peripan's gotten so bad. Yesterday I had to do a little spew in a cup in my car. What? From pain? Yeah.

That's something. It was so weird yesterday. Like, we were just hanging out. It was fine. I went to the bathroom and came back. I was like, I think I got my period. and suddenly it was like, oh, I'm an immense pain. And when I left yesterday to go do leg day, I felt a bit dizzy.

I was like, oh, we won't be doing that then. And I got into my car and I needed to go to the mall to pick up something. And I just felt a bit crook. And I pulled over on the side of the road and I was like, oh, no. I never spew. I'm not a spewer. I keep it down. Swallow it.

I get this in my throat and I go like this. I just get spew anxiety. You know, people, it just like, it makes me nervous. And I was like, I think this is going to have. happen and I had a leftover ice coffee container with like a bit of like watery. Ooh, Haley. And I did a small vomit to it. I mean, better than in your Mazda.

I know, Mazbasseter. I didn't have to spew on the leather seats. So then, yeah, when I had to, I've never spewed from period pain. I mean, I wish Bree was here because she has endometriosis, right? And that's, that's horrendous. This is a game changer. You can buy, I mean, mine was probably quite expensive. But you can buy cheap ones in like, shout out Kim Weirhouse.

You get those like hot pads. You know, you can like stick them on the deep heat pads. So I'm going to be getting electrocuted for a couple of days. It's bloody good. And also, not pregnant. The pain is a reminder. Every. Not pregnant.

That's right. It's your little. That's. Oh, someone just messaged in. Tens machines are awesome for fibromyalgia. Fibromyalgia, which one's that? What is fibromyalgia? I've heard of it.

Because this is good for all sorts. You can put it on your lower back. Like if it was sore or if you were going in labour, people put them on and stuff. Fibro Malaysia as a chronic disorder categorised by, characterized by widespread muscular skeletal pain, profound fatigue and sleep memory and mood issues.

Oh, that sucks. Yeah. Someone said, why don't you have a hysterectomy? That seems extreme She's got the heat pan With the needle thing It might only last a day For some people if their pain is that bad

Whip her out Whip her out For sure Yeah get it done But honestly this is a real game changer This is like turned it around Because it's been getting worse and worse As I get older and approach

What we think we can probably confirm As a peri Perimenopause of some kind She's just above the lemon and herb Just above lemon and herb Are you a lemon and herb now? What's it called Hayley? How much and we have?

from. Mine was the Bowera. They do like, is that Bora? It's German. Bura? Bera. They do like scales and stuff like that. You know, like weight scales and stuff. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mine was, I think, 200 bucks. But you can get, I mean, I think just, I don't know

if I'd get electrocuted from tea, maybe you can get it from T. But it is... You're really there. It's battery powered, right? You know, it's plug-in. I wouldn't recommend plugging it into the wall. No, you plug it into the wall to charge. Oh, yeah, and then, um, I don't know if I'd be T-Mowing that.

Don't, you didn't hear it from me. And people buy adult fun toys from T-Moo. Don't be doing that either. Oh my God, no. Hands before that. Chebis-go back to the hands. The Z-M's podcast network. Play Z-M's Fleshhorn and Haley.

It's not, we're not saying that by contributing in this phone and now, what do you miss about being single, that you're admitting that you're unhappy in your relationship? No. No, no, no. We can always look over and be like, that was a bit, you know, I'm happy, but that was a fun thing. I feel like people that, like I talk to in long-term relationships will say every now and again, I miss that, or that, you know, being able to travel solo or like, you know, have some fun.

It's a game changer. It's a game changer. So we want you to message 9-696 into the studio, all you can call, 0800,000. What do you miss about being single? Because Jay Lowe, who's been married four times, no judgment, 56,000. years old, hotter than ever. She was on Jimmy Kimmel Live, confirming, yes, she's still single. Yeah.

And that she said, I should have done it sooner. I've been doing it all wrong. I've been doing it all wrong. Trust me. Adding, I'll find somebody somewhere one day if they're good enough. Yeah. But like right now, loving. But also, she can flourish in her, because how old is she now?

56. She can flourish as a 56 year old woman because, She looks like she's in her 40s still or younger. She is redoncular. She's got abs. She's, you know, and she's just done that movie. Yeah. Which I watched the other day.

What movie did she do? With the guy from Ted Lassow, the British guy. Like, it's a rom-com. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's a rom-com and that's all I'd say about it. Office romance. Okay. With Roy Kent.

Yeah. That's not his name. Brett Goldstein. You know, like we're all going to pay bills. He pulls someone in the C-word at the office. Yeah, that's the one. That looked like a funny scene. Yeah, it is the funny scene.

That's funny saying. Nah, I'm being, it wasn't for me. But, you know, she's hot, man. And, like, it's great and good fun. But, like, I get that thing of when you become single. You're like, man, this is crazy. What did you miss that you then enjoyed when you became single? I think the lack of, you could just, like, you don't have to tell you.

Yeah, the accountability. Like, you don't have to tell anyone where you are, what time you're home, or making plans for dinner. I'm like, maybe just, I'm not home. And maybe I'm not. You know, maybe I'm... Yeah. My shit is my shit.

Like, my mess is my mess. Yeah. I love that. Well, that's an interesting. Yeah, yeah, like coming home and being like, if the house is a mess, I'm a mess. Yeah, that's... And I can choose to clean it or lever.

Yeah. When it's someone else's mess, you're like... God damn, I clean up your mess. If I so happen to want the house to be clean, now I'm, you know? Yeah. Oh, it's all sort. Thing's a blast. Well, do you think people are going to admit this?

We've got messages already. People woke up this morning in a shitty mood with their partner for no reason. They'll be willing to admit this morning what that's about being single. Okay, 0800,000, Evanson, number 9-696 to text us. Women, someone said, just to kick us off. Bisexual woman with a man. So I miss women. What do you miss about being single?

And I would say some of these messages are a bit deeper than I thought. Yes. Would maybe come through. My Microsoft Authenticator won't let me sign into the text machine. I was going to say, Darnie. have the text machine. I'm flying blind. Do you admit it, I'm happy to do it or would you like... You know, you do it. You do it.

Right. I'll react in the moment. Why won't you get your authenticator fixed? I've emailed IT. Dude, this is the guy. Do you want a case number? We got new laptops as a show. These are like $4,000 laptops. I don't have that sorted. I don't have that sorted. I don't know this is my old laptop.

Okay, today... I got a new laptop. I got a new phone and now my authenticator needs to something or the other. You are acting like a boomer that's got Christmas gifts and you just wanted to sit to your typewriter. Excuse me, sir. I have a ticket number. It's 2599-0-2-0-208-9-6-4-7-4. Okay, well, you saw that up. I'm waiting for that. Some great text and calls coming through. Let's start with Gemma. Gemma, what do you miss most about being single?

It's like just booking a flight and being able to go to a new city or moving to a new city. Emma. Why can't you do that? You know, once you have a partner in kids, you can't... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Kids is... Totally. You're kind of as the man in your children. That's frowned upon. In general.

I can't. I can't. You've got a whole other person's life and dreams and visions to consider. Yeah. How often were you doing this when you didn't have a partner in kids? Like every year. Yeah, yeah. Just on a whim you'd be like, see ya.

That's my life. Fletch, yeah. It's Fletch his life, Gem and he just books a flight if he wants to. Do you reckon you'll get back into it when you're an empty nester? Yeah. 100%. Yeah, do it. I won't be home. But even that thing of, like, moving, like if you were to go, I just want to move countries. And then that other person's like, I can't just like leave my life as well.

And you're like, well, maybe I'll leave you. Yeah, it's hard, it's hard, isn't it? Gemma, thank you. Barlow, good morning. What do you miss about being single? Good morning. So mine is actually a little bit deep. Do it. I miss just having a bad day. Just being a negative Nancy all day. And it's not impacting another person? Exactly.

Like, I don't want to come home and make him have a bad day. Like, come on, now we're all having bad days because then I'm also going to be mad that he's having a bad day too now. Yes, yes, yes. I totally get it. Sometimes you just want to wallow in your shittiness, on your own, and the next day be like, right, done that. Do you like it when you're having a bad day

and your partner tries to solve the problem? No. Oh, my God. Don't try to solve my problem. I know how to solve it. I'm like, no. Why don't you want to help yourself and solve it? Oh, my God.

Barla, Balah, Balah. He's winding you up. Baler, if you know how to solve her, just do it then. Barla, ignore him. Born dog box. Dog bot. Sweet. My favourite is like, well, why are you anxious?

Have you tried just being calm and you're like, oh. No, it's don't worry about it. Yeah. I actually haven't tried that. Yeah, you're right. I still try it. What's going on? I reckon don't worry about it.

Have you gone for a walk of him, poos? Have you just tried being happy? How much water? if you had to drink. Have you had a banana? Yeah, I've never said have you done poos. I'm having a bad day. Have you tried doing poos?

That's when your kids like, I've got a saute. When did you last poo? Come on, have you pooh? Three days ago. Have you tried going poos? I get it, Barla. Sometimes you just need to be able to just not be good. Yeah, yeah. Okay, Barla, thank you.

Some messages in. Okay. Hey, someone said being 10 KGs lighter. Oh, yeah, couple weight. Couple weight. I have fat happy KGs. We love it. Yeah.

Someone said, I got a taste of single life when my husband went away for a month, got the best sleeps I've had in ages. He returned yesterday and let's say today's a two coffee day. Yeah. Do you reckon he's got a hard snore on him? Or is a bedhog? Yeah, maybe. Get a sleep divorce.

I miss in the weekend, being a two-coffy. able to just wake up and just go anywhere within five minutes deciding what I want to do. Now when I decide to do something, I've got to say to her, hey, we're going to do this and then she gets flustered and then takes forever to get ready. And by the time she's ready, I'm already over the idea of what we're going to do.

It's like everything you're going to do. You have to plan for two weeks for her to be prepared. That sounds horrible. Sounds like ADHD. Yeah, women. There's a couple of people being like, I do miss the same gender or a different gender than the one I'm with now. I can just have a chat. I can't imagine. Imagine many dudes is going to be like.

Yeah. Actually, no, it wouldn't be hot if you're hooked up with another woman. Yeah, no. In front of me in this chair. I get to watch from this comfortable chair that I've always wanted to sit in. You want to do that when I don't have? Have that. Being able to come home after a long day, go nonverbal and just doom scroll until bedtime

without it being rude. Oh, yeah. Again, these are all like positives of my life. Good for you, though. No. Yeah, yeah. I love being able to do whatever I want to do without having to have a discussion with someone else or pick up after other people.

miss shagging. You miss shagging? Bring back shagging. I miss getting late all the time. Yeah. A few of those in here. That's depressing. Someone's your best of both worlds have a FIFO hubby.

Oh, that would. Okay, that would be the dream. Or like if you were with a pilot and they just bugger off for three days, and you're like, perfect. And you're like, great. And they always bring Judy free. And chlamydia.

Yeah. And they bring back, yeah, Toblerone and some clap. I've told you, Gary, stop sleeping with the flight. attendance. Yeah, if you would do us, please the honour gallery. I miss having, we've had a message in for boy dinner and girl dinner. That's what, I've saw, I got a message from, on Instagram, someone just saying

how about like just rocking home and just eating what you wanted and not having to say, what do you want to eat? Yeah, dinner at the fridge. Yeah. I have a little slice of cheese. I might have a sandwich for dinner. Yeah, it's cheese, it's a bit of that left. Oh, this sounds, this is interesting because I love this. This sounds awful, but I miss flirting in the rush you get when someone

hits on you when you're out and now we don't even go out. But like... Oh. Why don't you just try flirting just, I don't know, every day? But I've been in multiple different structured... Here we go. Here we go.

This will be good. This will be good. Right, so we've got a pen. Okay. So you've been in... In a closed relationship, I remember being like, we're allowed to flirt. You know what I mean? Like, as long as it's not, as it doesn't lead anywhere, I think I get that

feel I love to flirt. And so I get that thrill. And if it's no harm, no foul, you know what I mean? A little flirt and go home. It all comes back to communication, isn't it? It's communication, yeah. Someone said, I feel sorry for all of you. I absolutely love coming home each day to my partner.

Yeah, we know, but that's not the phoner. That's not, what do you love about coming home to your partner? Someone said, I'm single now and I just enjoy being a couch potato on Friday night after work, falling asleep, wake up and then be like, sweet, I'll go to bed then. Yep. Yeah. I bet my boyfriend misses sleeping with someone without someone who snores

but I miss being 20 kgis lighter as well Yeah And the snoring seems to get worse The more weight you carry Yeah, I'm finding that myself for The bodies are I'm like pushing down on my own throat I've never been a back sleeper

Ever And recently because of my sore back I've taken to a little bit of back sleeping Have you? And I've worked myself up a couple of times With a lucky new girlfriend She's counting a lucky star She's like, is it too late to get out?

I'm thinking of a C-Pap. The C stands for sexy. Play Z-M's Flesh forin and Haley. Relax. Just be cool, guys. I was certainly cool. The voices are. That's why the video actually took till now to be edited in the interview.

They had to drop it. They had to edit out of the dribbling. Yes, a lot of CGI there to take away the dribble. I was quivering. They had to sort of stabilise the image. They had to do effects on the voice. Yeah. Now, I don't know where this list came from.

It was just like a... Like, I'm looking over your shoulder there. It's... It's got big porn hub energy, that... The graphic and the colour, and so I'm told. I mean, it's orange. It's orange. It's Netflix.

There may have been... What's... What's... Dumb tica, pfab... Oh, yeah. Is it? No, I don't know. I've never been on it.

There may have been a study done. Right. But it has produced this list, the top 20 countries with the most handsome men. with the most handsome men in the world. Now, spoiler alert, we're not on the lust.

We're not on the lust. We're not on the lust. We're not on the lust of our sexiness. Unbelievable. Oh, that's disgusting. Now, what's it? What would you say as the difference between the sexiest men in the world

and the most handsome men in the world? It's like, I don't know how much emphasis I'm putting on like delicious hues of skin or how much emphasis I'm putting on delicious tones of voice. Because you know we live in a, that was bad.

her. That was a parrot. I'd say actually so that was worse. But you know I love an Irishman. Yeah. But I also love... But is the accent doing the heavy lifting there? The accents doing the heavy lifting. Okay, well let's... Unless if I go to Brazil or Kenya or... Okay, Brazil's on the list. Spoiler alert.

Of course it is. No, it's not a spoiler alert. 966 as well. Who's hot? Well, you feel free to add to the last 966966 is the most handsome men in the world. Maybe you're travels. Number 20, Japan, followed by Portuguese. Germany. Norway is in it's 17. Yeah, I've had a few of Norway. I would have thought Norway would have been higher on the list.

They're very tall and blonde and sharp. What do you mean sharp? Like, sharp features. Pointy features. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pointy features. Okay. Kenya is 16 on the list of the 20 countries with the most handsome men in the world. Nigeria Gorgeous. Denmark.

Canada. What? They're just boring old white people. United Kingdom is at 12? God no. Pakistan is at 11. Oh yeah.

The French are in at 10. South Koreans with their beautiful skin. Yeah. Yeah. Beautiful thick header here. They're in at number nine of the top 20 countries with the most handsome men in the world.

The United States, at seven. Yuck. We've gone all off here. India is at seven. Turkey is at six. Lebanon at five. Brazil at four.

Lebanon at five. Yeah. Wow, okay. The top three, the most handsome men in the world. So Brazil was at fourth. Italy is at number three. Bonjourna. Sweden is number two.

Again, tall, sharp. And number one, what do you think the number one country is for the most handsome men in the world? Are we getting any Texan? Are people... Spain? Someone said Croatia?

That's not... Someone said Native American? Portugal. Someone said Vaughn but they've obviously texted late to something else. Greece, someone said. Greece? No, it's not Greece.

Are we in Africa? No, we're not in Africa. We're South America. We're in... Not in South America? I'm surprised you aren't more South American. I'm surprised you're not more South American. I'm sorry Australia.

No, it's Spain. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah. My mother's in Spain right now. Portugal, Spain. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good looking men. So Australia wasn't on the list either. No.

They'll feel hard. Someone message in Otago? I don't know what bars you're going to, but. Well, Flaxmear Hastings, is that on the list? We're getting some text in here. No. They're completely, they're going region-specific. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We could do one of these in New Zealand. We could do that tomorrow. Our own list. Our list of the best-looking regions in New Zealand. Where would you go for the best-looking, um, Kiwis. Ooh. Probably, um,

Cadrona, like up the hill. Up the hill. You know the ski chicks? Well, they're covered in them, covered in his goggles. It's the mystery. The Z&P Podcast Network. Play Zat M's Fleshhorn and Haley.

Jason? Jay, oh sorry, I forget that you guys don't know him in a personal level in the way that I do now. Jason Momoa, who is here filming Minecraft, but he's promoting Supergirl, which is absolutely amazing.

So of course I said yes to a New Zealand exclusive interview with Jason, and you would have thought, knowing it was an exclusive, that I would have memorized my questions, but no. You didn't memorize these questions?

What the hell? This is literally... Oh, man. Okay, I think let's walk in and enter, and we're doing an organic, cool handshake. Okay, cool. No, we're walking in. Yeah, I know. I miss.

Jason? What the hell? What are you doing here? What the hell are you kidding? I live in New Zealand now. What? Right? I do. This is crazy, man.

Welcome. How are you being? Hi. Hi, Jayes. Hi. I would say, since I first ever interviewed you, which was like my first professional interview, I have gotten really good at saying to stars, love the film.

Hi, nice to meet you. Love the film. to meet you, love the film, don't love the film all the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes actively hate the film. But with Supergirl, genuinely love the film. I feel like sometimes when they do superhero movies that put the woman in the front, they go a bit ham on the feminist angle,

and then they kind of make it a bit like, Girl Power, we're bad and we're hot. Whereas that's not the case of Supergirl. It's authentically cool. Thank you. Do you not think so? Yeah, I absolutely think so. Can we have a moment?

I have a question, though. Yes. I'm a little bummed because have you seen it? Yeah, I've seen it. I haven't seen it. Oh my God, Jason, it's so good. That's the thing is that, I mean, it was a great script. I was going to play a little bit.

When you make the superhero movies, it's the coolest thing to go with your kids. I have two beautiful kids. I'm going to go to the premiere, so we haven't had the premiere yet. Oh, I've seen it. So you've seen it before me. Okay. I haven't seen anything. Genuinely a good film, starting with Millie O'Cock,

who is like a cousin to us because she's Australian. amazing as supergirl like she's absolutely brilliant she's very cool finally like a superhero that like women like me can relate to drunk a lot hung over a bit clothes off the floor

friends with a dog rather than a human you were like yeah I was like fine because all these like other superheroes is like oh that's not really me but her she's absolutely amazing

very very cool very very vibey but she has to cry a lot in this film not a lot no she cries a lot I've seen it don't question me

You've actually seen the film, bro. Are you good at crying on Q? I can't cry. Not like right now. I can't cry. I think you could. I probably could, but I'm not going to. I think I could make you cry.

I'm really good at crying on Q. No, no, no, don't squeeze like this. All you need. Just kicking the nuts. We'll do it. I'm not going to do that. Those are precious jewels. Okay, this is all you need.

First one to cry wins. Don't think about it. It's in here. I'll never cry to this song. Okay, what were you crying to? I'm not gonna tell you, so I don't want to cry. Why not? I don't want to cry.

I don't want to cry. I'm really good at crying. Okay, can we talk about Lobo? All right. Sorry, just a moment to recover. I'm good. Okay, I'm good. Lovo, you were born to play Lobo.

Yeah, I think so. I just, I'm just, I was born to play Lobo. I just, I fell in love with Lobo when I was a kid. That's cute. But, but... In all seriousness. Just in falling in the money, just a little bit. Totally.

Everyone's a little bit gay. Everyone's a little bit gay. It's 26. If you, if not you, I know that you are like, I really wanted the role. You text them, right, being like, this is me. I'm Lobo. Yeah. But if not you, and I say you're very good at it, but if not you, who?

Like, there's kind of nobody else who would have done it. Like, look at you. Yeah. Yeah, that's what, yeah. Who else could you see in that role? I thought it was supposed to be. me then instead of Aquaman. Yeah, Aquaman, Schmwackerman, you know.

He's done his thing. Do we meet because Aquaman? No. I was going to say vrum, vrum, Vroom, Fast and Furious, Fast and Furious 10 we met. No, we've never interviewed for Aquaman, but Aquaman, your lobo. Who else could you see as Lobo?

I have some suggestions and you tell me whether or not you think that they would be good. Danny DeVito. It's a little old. Okay. He's got it. We'll go younger. Timothy Shalamee. He'd have to...

Great actor. He'd have to... He could deliver, but he just... Yeah, they're going to need a big suit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you wear a suit? I did. Why do you keep on accepting musly roles?

Why don't you take, like, a nice, comfy fat roll? I'm trying. Dude. Think about... It's all going to go there. I'm going to go Brando here in a second. No, I was thinking, like, Christian Bale, right? Love playing a superhero, but he probably loved, like, gaining...

What did he gain, like 30 KGs to play like a fat president? Yeah. Why don't you take a fat role? Eat up. I don't know. I was pretty thick in Minecraft. Your version of it, no, no. You need like a big fat.

You're in New Zealand all the time. Why don't you come play like a local kiwi fat butcher? Who loves animals? So it's a really hard job for him? Yeah, let's try it. Okay. Do you have a good Kiwi accent? No.

Can you say mints? Mints? Yeah, see, that's good. Say chom. Chop's. Chopin. Say chokin monks. Chokin mons.

Chekhan moths? Leem chops. Leem chops? He's got the roll. You just need to stick on the guts. Can I make some observations about Lobo? Sure. I think Lobo doesn't have a woman in his life.

Yeah. Right? He's a lone ranger. Mm-hmm. If I was Lobo's wife at home, hobo, here's some observations I'd make. Here would be my qualms. You've got to give up the darts. Gotta give up the warts. The darts.

Impossible. You're like, you got hit the road, tuts. Like, no. If I made you give up the, because every, every, like, every saying, Lobo's got a diary in his mouth. Yeah. You've got to give up the darts. No.

It's the lungs, darling. It doesn't affect him, baby. Okay. Lobo doesn't wear a helmet when he's on a bike. Jason. This is New Zealand. That's a big no-no. Yes, I know that.

Yeah? Yeah. Have you been in trouble for not wearing a helmet? Yeah, a couple times. And for the kids watching. Always wear a helmet and no smoking. It's bad for you. Yeah, thank you very much.

Smoking is extremely bad for you and it's very stupid. Yeah, and if you fell off your bike. He's an alien from a very rare planet where it doesn't affect it. Oh, he's got like a metal skull that would mean that if he fell off his bike, it wouldn't hurt. And lungs of steel. Okay. My third observation is like would Lobo if he was going out with his wife Hobo chuck on a collared shirt? Absolutely not.

She's like, hi hon, here was their day. Get those bloody dirty boots off. Shut up, woman. Okay. I'd be like red flag. We'll talk about that with Virginia in therapy. And then I'd say, can you have a bloody shower? This is filthy.

You're carving in blood. You stink your supergirl. I don't want to do that. Ten years younger than me. Oh, predictable. And then I'll say, oh, well, Lobo, standing for Logan Bonum. Yeah.

Logan. We've got dinner with Mike and Cassie tonight. Go get your nice college shirt on. Yeah. It's a nice occasion. They've got a nice house. I'm going to do that. Okay.

Do you think Lobo would chuck on a shirt on a shoulder? Yeah, because hobo's, yeah, it's his woman. So he'd do it for her. Final question, because I know you've got to go rehearse with Ulta-Tat-Tah, which, by the way, is severely missing a pianist. If you're on stage tonight and you see me and you're feeling up, the music's a bit thin, just give me the... If you guys know Mozart, I know Mozart.

Final question, now that you've had your dream role, yes. What's the next one? Have you created one? No. No? No. Is it like, it might not be a character that already exists, but like a style that you want to do next?

No, just give up. Done. Do you really? Maxed out, boom. You're done? Yeah. What are you going to go do? Open the butchery.

Just chill out in New Zealand. It's okay here. But you sort of need money to get by. Like, you're going to have to get a regular Kiwi job. I'd probably sell vintage clothes. We've got a lot of those. We've got a lot of them. All right.

Maybe I can do music. Honestly, in New Zealand, mate. Unless you want to join 660, it's not going to happen. Hey, I'm going to come to your gig tonight. And as I say, if you need the sound kind of boosted up, you've got the bass, you've got a high mic on the guitar and stuff. But also need the face too. And the face and female energy for that matter.

Yeah, you do. You know what I mean? Jason. It's a bit of sausage for any. Absolute plish. Oh. Oh, I thought it was going to... A little individual...

It's so good to see you. Always good to see you. You're the best. You're the best. Don't forget. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pianist. Yeah.

Do a bit of that. Love you. Love you. That is Jason saying he loves me. Amazing. He loves you. And in case he didn't hear it, because he was going off around the corner,

I did have to chase him quite aggressively to get our microphone back off of him. Right. I don't think he heard me, but like, obviously I love you too. You know what I mean? The Zatam Podcast Network. Play ZM's Flesh forne and Haley. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day, day. Ah, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do this week we're looking at large scale scientific experiments that went horribly wrong.

Horribly wrong. Horribly. Today we're talking about Castle Bravo. Castle Bravo? Yeah, I'll give you the date. It happened in March, 1954. Is that where Johnny... Johnny Bravo's from.

From Castle Bravo. No. It happened to 1954. The United States were doing this experiment. It happened in the Pacific Islands. 1954. Yeah. Nuclear testing.

Nuclear testing. Yes. It was the first they were trying a new type of bomb. The atomic bomb, of course, that was dropped over Hidoshima, was an atomic bomb. Devastating. Put a stop to that whole World War II thing, didn't it? Pretty smart. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, they said, well, that worked well. We could try a new type of fuel. And they tried a hydrogen bomb for the first time, the H bomb. This is where it became the H, not the A. Okay. Dropping the A bomb. So the one, for example, the Hidoshima bomb was 15 kilotons. Yikes.

Yeah? Yep. So when they, Haley didn't watch this part of, um, what was that movie? The three hour long one? Oppenheimer. Oppenheimer, you. No, I, listen, I watched, I still have not seen the courtroom bit. I haven't seen Oppenheimer full stop.

Oh, it's a great movie. Every time I think, now's the time to watch. I'm like, but it's already eight o'clock. Yeah. It's two movies in one, and then they blow it up, and everyone's watching, and then it was kind of like, that's it. That'll do me. And then they do this whole court travel, Robert. Danny Jr. pops.

And I was like, I think I'm just going to watch the first bit. Okay. Yeah. So 15 kilotons is what Hadesima was. And this bomb, they said, I reckon this is going to be six megatons. Wow. Oh, okay. Now I'm going to speed up the weight loss.

Get it back down to kilotons. So they were expecting a six megatone output. They got a 15 megatone output. Goodness. So that's big. So it's over a thousand times the size of the Hadesima explosion. They dropped this in the Pacific. They did it at the Bikini Atoll, which I've just been looking up again.

Every time I think about the Bikini Atoe, I was just looking up for its sort of its location more than anything this time. But it is beautiful. Bikini Atoll? Yes. Well, I've never heard of that. And then there was French testing as well, wasn't there? There's French New Zealanders protested that. Yeah.

So, no, the Bikini Atoll. It's where the bikini's named from Haley. It was a beautiful spot. Yeah, yeah. And it was named after it because prior to the nuclear testing, gorgeous. Yeah. People loved it. If they hadn't nuclear tested it, it would be like the go-to place.

It would be the Maldives. How? Of the South Pacific. Right, but obviously it's uninhabitable now. Four of the next 10,000 years, I believe. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah, yeah.

Because after, as you say, after the Americans, the French got in there. So basically, they got 15 megatons, which is two and a half times bigger than predicted, because they had used two types of lithium. You know those lithium batteries that people chuck in a rubbish truck and that it's on fire? Yeah, yeah, yeah, so you chew them to try to get a bit more out of them. Yeah, don't do that either. But they had two types of lithium.

One's like, yeah, this is going to power the blast and the other's going to like just basically be dead weight. Apart from when it went off, the dead weight also became an explosive. So it blew up significantly more. Changed Bikini Atoll. Yeah. Obviously left a huge crater, changed the shape of it and everything. And then the wind changed.

and the fallout from the nuclear fallout from this giant, giant explosion drifted east onto islands full of people who weren't evacuated for three days and it even reached a Japanese fishing boat miles outside the danger zone where the crew of that fishing boat were dusted with white ash for hours

not knowing what it was. Chafus. Oh my God, it's so beautiful, isn't it? Yeah. So the radio operator on that boat died and it was the first person technically killed by a hydrogen bomb but months later because of... The impact of The nuclear poisoning, basically.

So by Guam? Yep. Yeah, okay. Bacani Atoe, which was an American naval... And still is. Yeah, military base in the Second World War. So that was also the bomb that went off that gave birth to Godzilla.

In the Godzilla universe. See, I didn't even knew that Godzilla was real. It's crazy. No, Godzilla's not real. Oh, right. But it just so happened, they were already working on the Godzilla movie about the result of nuclear testing and then this giant bomb went off,

the guy died, Godzilla comes out, great movie marketing, the sort of movie marketing money can't buy. Yeah. Do you've seen recently all the rich people that are building bunkers in New Zealand because any time they do a radius search around where like a huge bomb would go off, New Zealand's off and outside of us? Yeah.

So they're like, that's perfect. All in Central Otago and stuff. You come in here. So they can have a bunker, but in the meantime data they can enjoy some delicious way. I feel like they'll get pitchforked at the airport before they get to their bunker. They're not giving nice.

Oh, God, yeah, then we'll commender that. Well, they'll be stuck in that Queensland traffic. Yeah, yeah, yeah. As long as we can get to Amosfield to get some nice wine before the bomb goes off, I don't mind. They'll have some hidden vehicle tank thing. And New Zealanders will have stripped the wheels off that. Oh, God, yeah. Just try.

Yeah, we'll take that bunker, rich guy. So today's our fact of the day and science experience has gone wrong. In March, 1954, the US set off what they said was going to be their biggest bomb. And it was two and a half times bigger than they thought. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day, day. I do-doodoo do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do HBO Max has launched today in New Zealand. The queen has many dragons.

But her subjects do not feel safe nor should they. I see you have been merciful. but the crown is a weight that crushes you'll do things that's about death for all involved I would join in studio but to celebrate the launch of HBO Max from House of Dragon Steve Toussaint, good morning

House of the Dragons Excuse you I'm so sorry about that Steve The Dragon We'll ever look at this time Yeah yeah yeah we've got a big lesson on it When it first came up Because everyone was like

The House of a Dragon Dragons Dragons There's multiple dragons. Yes. Lovely to have you in studio and thank you for joining us. Thank you so much. To disappoint our listener, Danielle earlier.

With dealer reveal. Sorry, Danielle. Yeah. No, we were asking you because HBO Max has launched in New Zealand today. I was like, well, they just flew you over? Yeah. For a little holiday? They said, yeah, would you like to go to New Zealand?

And I was like, yeah, I would. And so here I am. First time. My first time in New Zealand. It's a long couple of flights, eh? It really is. It's a day. In the air, basically.

You're based in the UK, right? I am. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's as far away as it could go. Guess how old Steve is? How old is Steve? Look at him. It's very random.

I'm 44. Fletcher's going to be 47 soon. How old do you think? Probably in his 40s. I'm 36. He just left my age out and I just want everyone to know I'm much younger than the boys.

Yeah. I don't know. 40 something? 43? 44. How old are you, Steve? I'm 61. Go ahead.

I was doing some light research before. No, you're not. I'm like, this can't be right. I don't even go up 61. I was like, no, and I need a third source. Steve, let's do. Dude, what is your secret? Let's talk skincare, Rachel.

Oh my God, I have no idea. Talk to my parents. I don't know. I'm just lucky. I mean, because in House of the Dragon, you wear, I mean, I'm assuming you haven't just shaved and then you grow up back season to season. Long gray dreads.

But long gray, dreads. But, long, long. silver-grey dreads. I mean, the silver here would age you up a bit, but not there much. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the wig is there, is there, as the beard is mine. I was going to say, is the beard real. That's real, yeah.

Do you grow it and then it's coloured? No, no, that's the colour of my beard. They do. Yeah. What? You handsome son of a bitch. Oh, bless you. You talk to our guests like me.

With the utmost respect. No, it's good. I'll stay. That's good. Thank you. With the utmost respect. Oh, that's good. So we're only a few days away from season three launching. But going back to the start, because obviously Game of Thrones was so huge,

and then it ended and everyone thought maybe that would be it. And then House of the Dragon was announced. When did it come across your desk that you were going to be entering this like incredible world? Well, initially what happened was they sent me a scene from something. They didn't say what it was from. Oh, I love that. Yeah, and so I did that, put myself on tape. And it was funny because as I was reading it, I kept saying to my point,

partner. I was like, God, it's so weird. This character sounds like Charles to dance. How funny. It turns out it was actually a scene that Charles Dance was in. And I think it was the second meeting. They said, look, Game of Thrones is doing something else. And you said, Game of what? No, no, thanks. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not a huge fan of the world. Yeah, I was like, yeah, whatever, I got some spare time.

Yeah. And then I had a meeting with the showrunners and they sort of said, yeah, it's possible. And you're IndyA, Indie, India, don't say anything, IndyA. Yeah, all that stuff. And then the weird thing was when I left the room having met them, the casting lady said to me, oh, you couldn't have done any better. But by the time I walked to my car,

which is like a five-minute walk, that sounded like, you did the best you could. You couldn't have done any better is for an actor, right? Where did they put in the emphasis in that sentence? You couldn't have done any better or you couldn't have done any better. That was the best of your limitations. Exactly. So that was how I heard it.

But then by the time I got home, my agent called and said, darling it's you. Oh my God. You nailed it. You nailed it. Straight away they knew it was you. I guess, yeah.

And then did you have to, obviously, you've got to like sit on that for ages, right? You can't say anything. Well. You're in good company. Yeah. We NDA, Apa Wazoo all the time. Okay, cool.

Oh, yeah. They want to sue us, I don't have a million dollars. Yeah, yeah, come on. We don't really get sued in New Zealand, so. No, yeah, so I did call a couple of friends and like, yeah, I'm doing the throne. thing and I was like, oh my God! And you're like, but don't tell anyone!

And so much, did you feel like a huge amount of pressure because of the fandom around it? Well, initially, no. To be it sounds naive now, but once I got that wonderful feeling of getting the job, after that, I was kind of like, yeah, it's just another gig, man, you just got to learn the lines and tell the truth. It was only when it was announced and there was this big reaction. You go, oh, yeah, people around the world watch this show

and they will be waiting to see what happened. So then, but you've got to put that pressure away. You can't play people's pressure, man. You just got to play the role. What are the sets and stuff like? Yeah. Like, they look beautiful. And they are, they're extraordinary.

One of the things that they do is they try to cut down the amount of green screen so that you actually have the actual practical. Wow. Thank God. They'll be awful acting everything against the green. Like when you see the footage of Amelia Clark right, you know, from Game of Thrones, and they'd show their riding the green mechanical ball and you're like, oh, gosh. Oh, yeah, they still have to do that.

And we have a really massive naval battle beginning of in the first episode of this season. And so they built these wonderful big ships and that was great and all that stuff. But then the whole thing was just covered with green sheets. Yeah. And then the

Lonnie our director would be down on the ground with a megaphone going, there's a dragon over there! Look at that! And so we'd have to look at it. I mean, because we are very lucky as being in the media. We get sometimes sent really early screeners. Oh, right. I would, I mean, some of the HBO team are here, and I, with love and respect, it was so funny.

Season one, we get it, it's this new thing, oh my God. We get the screeners, and it would be like acting, acting, acting, great stuff. And then it was, the screen would flash it, it would say, insert Dragon's Secret with it. You're like, what? And you just hear like, no vision. And you'd be sitting there with whoever, you were like, what the hell? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we had to really use our imagination as well.

Well done. Well done. Now HBO Max is launching in New Zealand today. Do you have, if we step outside of your world, your favourite HBO shows? We're Big Curb, your enthusiasm fans here? I've always loved that show. I really liked way back when I liked The Wire, I thought was brilliant. Yes.

Classic. It's been years actually. That's due a rewatch. That is due a hard rewatch. Oh yeah, too. Yeah. It's rewarding. When you, because because you're like your, your,

show is heavy in the dramatics and the action, do you want to turn off to comedy or something lighter, or do you want to watch other serious, not serious shows, do you know what I mean? Other dramas to go. No, I'm happy looking at anything. I mean, one of the other ones I liked was

succession, but that also had a bit of comedy in there anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, so you, but no, I'm, if it's good, I'll watch it, basically, I don't really mind. Yeah, I would be, I don't know if you've ever watched. I'll make your recommendation, the comeback. Do you know the back.

Lisa Cudrow. I've heard of it. I've never seen it. It is like, it's flawless television stuff. Oh, cool, okay. That's on the list. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like funny, mockumentary style ahead of its time and it kept getting cancelled. Oh, wow. Yeah, I did, like, one season, then it got cancelled.

10 years later, it did another season and now it's doing its third. Oh, cool. It would be my go-choo. Yeah, all right. That's on the list. Yeah, yeah,

that's what you've got to watch. What else? Can you tell us about season three of The Dragon without giving away because it's like the whole world's always kept under this huge shroud of mystery. Yeah. If you saw

season two which was really about this family about to go to war with each other but trying to find any other way not to go to war season three they're kind of like yeah let's go fight. Yeah let's go war. We try to peace for Christmas and it's not going to work let's just all throw down.

Yeah. So the usual Westero's bloodletting mutilation, but also a lot of political intrigue and a lovely mix of emotion too, because in this world, you know, people die at any minute and so one of the things you want to do is you want to build some kind of connection with the character

so that when they do die, it hurts. And some of that happens. The world in which these shows exist, Game of Thrones and House of the Dragon, do that better than any show ever. Like, make us absolutely obsessed with you and the character in the world. And then, gone. And then as soon as they're like,

that's number one, all of you so badly. Absolutely. Absolutely. Are you waiting for that day? You get the script. Do you get told if you're getting that... No, not necessarily.

You'll find out in the script. So yeah, you do kind of flick to the back of the last page and go... There's my name, where's my name? Where's my name? Yeah. And there's that look when you're sitting next to somebody and you see that they've died and you give them that sort of sympathetic look like, oh, I'm so sorry. I'll see you at the rap party.

It's been so good with you. And then they're like, I've read next episode, Stephen. We'll see you at the rap party. I'll see you at the bar at the rap party as well. Well, House of the Dragon season three starts June 21st. That's eight episodes dropping on June 21st that we don't have to wait too long for. But HBO Max launched today. We've all signed up.

Teves to Tom. Steve to Tom. Thank you so much for coming in and joining us. Thank you so much. The Z&M Podcast Network. There's a huge rise in the gray divorce. People getting divorced after retirement. Basically, spending too much time together and going,

is it because they wait for their kids to leave? And they're like, well, now that's done, we're over. Now that's done, we don't have much in common. What are we going to do? We're bored. We don't like each other. It's more. And I think maybe in a modern world as well,

they're going, actually, there is much more life to live as well. It's not all over. Different lives to live. Yeah. So I was reading this article and I thought, we'll just do our own personal, a quickie little poll over. Are you a child of divorce?

65% of people are not. But 35% are. So, sitting about two thirds of people... I thought it would have their parents together. So much more. More even, do you reckon? Like, isn't the divorce rate? 51 or something?

That's a weird one because we always say half of the million divorce, but it's like a compounded thing. Like, it's this many marriages end in a year and this many people get married, but it doesn't take into account that all the marriages previous years count towards that total. It's a weird one. It's still under.

to 50% You'd say more modern marriages ended in divorce Well maybe they're ending Before there's children Yeah As well Yeah

Maybe they were ending Before there was children So 65% of people said They are not a child of divorce And 35% are a child of divorce Wow, okay Mum and Dad separated the night Of my 21st birthday

Laugh out loud Chairs love both of them Oh my Had a message that in Just wait a day Wait a day Give a bit of room eh Yeah

My parents separated When I was four or five but only divorced when I was 17. Oh, okay, so they just left the paperwork side of things till later. Paperwork side can be taken care of later. Carrow said, Dad had an affair with the secretary. Classic, classic, Dad. Oh, that's so cliche, Dad.

No, Dad. It is. Having a fear with something exciting. I don't know. But definitely. She was definitely hot. Yeah, she was hot and young. Zoe said, I pressed yes, but technically no,

because 30 years later my mum and dad is still actually married. Very much divorced, but just not legally. They haven't taken care of the paper. Yeah, right. It sounds like it costs money, so why bother? We're not going to marry anyone else. Can't be asked. Annie said, no, but I'm a child of a widow.

Not window. A widow. A widow. If your dad was a window. Mum's a door, dad's a window. No, dad's dead. Mom could be a ranch. Well, mum or dad could be dead.

She doesn't specify which one of them. I'm a child of a widow, if that count. It's sad. Oh, yeah. That's very sad. Charlotte, they're not divorced. Actually, don't think they'll bother, but separated for almost two years after 43 years of marriage and 45 years

together. Be gone. It just gets to a point where why bother? Like, just be miserable together? Yeah. Because, like, it's too hard otherwise. No, I get the admin and, yeah, yeah, money-wise. Or the admin? Yeah.

My parents divorced and didn't tell me, says Libs. What? Dad moved for work, but they just never came back. Home, that is. Dad's still very much there, just not with mum. What? This is crazy. I love this. Anonymous plays. my parents split when I was a kid.

All of my friend's parents are divorced, but my husband's parents are still together and wholesome as F. I mean, it's still weird, because, like, what do you mean? They still like each other. It's been too long. Yeah, yeah.

How? After all this time, a person's husband must be like, when she says things like this. God, it's weird. Your parents are still together. Anyway, how long do you think we're going to be together?

So, for Cookie Little Poll, we asked if you're a child of divorce, and 35% of you are. The ZM Podcast Network Play ZM's Flesh, Fawn and Haley Welcome, welcome We want to know right now What lengths did you go to to Define Love?

Because there is a woman, You know the FIFA World Cup's happening at the moment And you know what comes along with FIFA Hot people. Well, the players, yeah, not the people watching Or maybe some watching. So she went to... You were calling the world's largest sports global audience

A pack of mingers. A pack of mingers. You're going to the most watch sporting event. That's crazy, man. You know, sort of every time. I'm just saying the people on the field are more likely to be hotter than the people in the stands. 100%. But there is a girl who travelled to work in the FIFA Village,

like, you know, in the kind of hub area of... Where is it? They're splitting it over... Between Mexico and the States and the States and Canada. So I think she was in Mexico. Yeah. And she went to go work in like one of the sort of pop-up village areas. so that she would be surrounded by footballers, hot footballers.

And fans? And fans and be like, oh my God, this is fantastic. And meet her future husband. What she didn't realize was that the FIFA workers' uniform is the ugliest thing you've ever seen in your life. It's like this big kind of purple and... Do you know what it's reminiscent of? Do you remember back in the day when Prime Minister John Keyes...

Yes. ...wark the catwalk. ...were that rugby world cup. Only minced. Any minced down the catwalk. And there was an awkward handshake? Was that the same thing? And he was wearing the same World Cup

But it wasn't at the same time It was when they revealed the uniform That he did the miss And then it was the big guy out when he gobbed the sauce And then it was the It was the rugby World Cup when we won That he did the three-way handshake Okay, yeah

All memorable I just feel like every time there's a sports tournament The polos and the things Are always for the work is yuck This thing is like purple And colourful And oversized using these like long shorts And she's like

You can make a thousand, a million thousand of these things So they just made them as cheap as possible. Yeah, and she's like, I'm supposed to be here attracting a man. Sure, I'm going to be surrounded by hot people, but look at me. And that was a lead she went to. She was like, she literally like went and got a job and got the uniform and traveled to Mexico. And I was like, well, this was a waste of time. Because it's volunteer.

A lot of these roles of voluntary. Volunteer. Yeah. So she's volunteering to meet hot men. But maybe you, like, took up a hobby. Like, maybe you were like, I'm going to go. You know, all the hotties are playing tennis on the weekend. So I'm going to go. I'm going to, like, get a little tennis.

tennis thing and I'm going to go and then you just turned up and you're like, I'm not going to attract anyone I don't know how to play tennis. Or you went to like Comic-Con or you went to something to try to find someone to date. Which is what we meant to do, we meant to stop looking at the apps and get out there but then you get

out there and you just like, oh it's hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now Rory's message, in he went to South Korea to meet a lady looking for his soulmate, Rory again. Oh, lovely gag. There we go. Rory always delivering. Okay, well, 0800 dials at M.

We'd love to hear your text, your stories. You can call us, O800 Dalz at M. Maybe you took a new job, went to a new country, tried a new hobby. What lengths did you go to define love? So, Hannah messaged in saying she went to a strip club looking for love. Hannah. Did she find it? No word, actually.

Hannah, I forgot to have a follow up there if you found love. Yeah. Would you say that predominantly men at strip clubs are single? No. No. You don't think, wait, men who are attending or men who are working? Men who are attending. No.

No. Okay. I've only been twice. Remember in that and I blew a raspberry. I didn't know what to do. More like a motorboat. Yeah, she suggested it. Oh my God, Haley, you don't.

And I went, like a... You should have asked for a cut of that. I would have asked for a bit of cut of that. Barrett. I went to church when I was 18 when I moved to the Gold Coast of the World Coast of the World. mate, mainly because I had no mates. Zero belief in God, but you best believe the super hot guy there kept me attending for a good few weeks.

Oh, Jesus. Oh, wow. Needless this happened, we've been back to church in my life. You get a follow-up there, 4-6-8. Was their successful conversion from Christianity to Heathenism? It's quite a lot to hear the word of the Lord when you're not a believer. He must be hot. Hannah's a follow-up from the strip club. She was a stripper.

I just continued to go, and now we're engaged. What? So wait a minute Because I was always told when they show interest in you It's... They're getting money. Well, they want you to shove 20s down there. Yeah, they want a bit more money.

But, uh... No, Haley, they don't want the raspberry. Okay. No. Well, I've never been off it again. I went to camp America because I was in love with an American boy after camp I went to visit him

and ended up shaking his roommate. Okay, fantastic. That's a long way to shag someone else. We've got to shag someone, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've gone all that way, haven't you? I went to a country bar to, Try to pick myself up a cowboy.

Turns out they were all just smelly farmers. Yeah, there's a slight difference here. Yeah. You've got this picture in your head like at some, you know, movie style. Yeah, like it's going to be Yellowstone, like, how do you drink? And there's just, yuck, gross farmers. Yeah.

Somebody else said, I did a swim with the sharks because the diver was cute. Oh, yeah. Turns out he was married to another man. It's just a big swing of a mystery. Wait, a gay shark diving instructor. Yeah. rare job for a gay Say no more

Why do you think it would be a rare job For the gays? It's never met a gay guy that's like I'm into diving And sharks 9-6-96 you gay and do you dive And you're like it's a wild thing to say An assumption you think is made an assumption there

The gays don't dive Well we've got lots of gay friends And not a single one of them dies of sharks Well what are they just scuba diving Get them on the phone Not even scuba do you know any of our gay friends Ryan, Sean, Jared, Todd's, James, no one. They'll go to the beach, but they don't scuba.

They don't scuba diets. I don't think any of them have their patty. They prance out of the ocean if they saw a shark. They'll go at the wrong end on the snorkel. Yeah, they can't get... They don't know how to use the snorkel. They don't do that. Just...

Look, I'm happy to be proven wrong on that one. I'm just saying... Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Me, let me just Google this is your own gay association of paddy divers. You just... Where's a vend? diagram of shark divers and homosexuals. I'm gay, oh Andy.

No, I don't read that out. He's being silly. Oh, no, I'm not reading that out of it. Reagan says lesbians dive. Yeah, I think Reagan's being silly as too. My friend is a lesbian diving instructor. No, we mean the male gays. Now, my AI overview has said there is no single global entity named the gay association of paddy divers. We should start there. Well, maybe, yeah, absolutely. None of whom exist. Let's get a rainbow flag. Oh, you know, the, you know, the boy that when you go diving and you tie it to a boy and it's a blue and white flag

as diver's hair. Chuck the rainbow one on that. They'll all want to be wearing speedos and a wetsuit's probably better for the deep ocean. You actually tie it to a boy. Yeah. A twink. So it loses him.

That's not the gay diving boys are called. The diving twink. I'm just going to chuck my flag on the diving twink. Stay there, boy. And dive down here. Yeah. Now I would say about 15 people have made the same joke. about how lesbians die.

Yes, I bet they have. Now listen, we're all we have. But I've had a muff of your jokes. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. The gay and lesbian underwater group, Glug, was founded

to deliver to deliver a safe, friendly, inclusive and supportive environment for all LGBTIQ plus divers. So there is a group called Glug, gay divers. Does it mention being underwater and be like,

You're not going to go. Oh, my God, I'm going to. I don't want to share the actual one that I'm not. You're not a gay daddy. Like, what a wild. We've been sidetracked. I can't remember how we started. Oh, we're talking about how...

Gays don't dive. Don't go and scuba dive. I didn't say they don't scuba dive. I just said, I don't know any gays that do scuba dive. Oh, because in the name of love, she went shark diver to oppress the hot instructor who was a man and his gay. gay and married to another man. Someone did say to be fair...

I couldn't wait for the glug float in the pride parade next year. Yeah. Glug diving. Glug diving. Gay and lesbian underwater group. I mean, it's fantastic. Do they have a social media? Glo-oh.

Is underwater always one word? Yeah, there's a underwater. Yeah, yeah. They left a W out of the acronym of. It should be glu-urg. It doesn't work. No, it doesn't work as well. See, now I'm looking on the Glug Facebook page group.

Yep. And I'm seeing these divers. They're all wearing wetsuits. You wouldn't know in the wetsuits in the snorkel situation if they were gay or not. They're just like us. Check the air. Yeah. What side is airing in?

Yeah, the gay ear. It's all in the gay air. I don't know if we know. They are the gay old pirates. And the film doesn't know if we know which one the gay air is. It's the right ear on you left ear looking at it. No, because someone else said left the other day. It's very confusing.

It's very confusing. My friend is gay and very feminine. He's six foot three. And yeah, I'll write that number now for us. Is he in Glug? Does he glug? And he has been diving. Oh, tell him about Glug.

Play ZM's Fleshhorn and Haley. We need to discuss something. Okay, what's happened? What do you think? Is it because I've started wearing hats and I didn't run it past you guys as the hat wears? The hats have been noticed. The hats have been noticed.

That has been noticed. It's not about the hat. It's not about your girlfriends of death metal t-shirt. there's got four different discernible stains on it, one of which looks like a semen. Yeah, it does, it's not. It's not. She's promised me already it's not semen.

So one of them is, you know when I've overboiled an egg and it gets on you and it makes that crumbly yellow stain? That's one. That's all. The semen-looking one is sort of a soft silicon residue off of the period pain pack that I've been wearing. The adhesive. That's, that smoothie.

You saw that. I saw that happen. Yeah. Yeah. Is the intervention that I picked my pimples and I turned pimples into wounds? No. But I mean, all this is painting a picture of you being a real manky bitch. And this, this part also adds to it.

Yeah. We simply must discuss the fact that that plaster on your finger is effing, disgusting, man. Like, it is brown hilly. No, that is a brown plaster. No, but it's got an extra brown. It's a dirty brown plaster. You need to take the plaster. I don't know what it you did to your finger, but it needs to breathe now.

So I actually, I didn't know you were going to do this, but I had another one around it because this one was getting loose. Do you know what happened is a friend of mine sharpened my knives. Oh, no, no. Every time I talk about sharp knives, he's like, no, I prefer a blunt knife. Blunt knives are so dangerous. I know. No, they're not.

They are so dangerous. I nick my fingers all the time and I'm not cut. So these things. I will squashed your tomato in half. And slide off something sharp straight into your artery. I don't need to be cutting my fingertips off. Do you know, like, remember when the smeg knives came out of the New World thing? And everyone was just like lacerating themselves.

So these are that sharp now. And the other day I got a delivery and I opened it up with a knife. And I put the knife down on my bed and I was looking, you know, getting emptying everything. And then I went to make my bed and I moved it. I cannot. This thing emptied of blood. There's so much blood. It was really bad.

And I'm putting on lots of plasters, and yet this one's been on for a fair few days. Heyley, it's got to come off. I just don't know what's under. No, not in front of ass. Like, just wait until you're home. No, I want to see it. Because it'll be all white.

You know, when you get a wound and you leave a plaster on so long it gets it all white and wrinkly? Oh, shoot. She's healed real good. No, the plaster's done its job. Yeah, yeah, well, all right. The flap's kind of reflacked. See how dirty it is around the base of the finger where the plaster was?

I know that doesn't look bad, but I took a picture of the blood. It's horrendous. It just doesn't even look like you needed a plaster. Yeah, do you know why? Because I had the plaster on for so long, I didn't tutu with that. People willy-nily get their plasters on and off. Yeah, but now you've probably given yourself a bacterial infection. Do you know?

She has a sniffed it. Have you ever shattered yourself one of those manuka honey plasters? Excuse you? Excuse me? There's a plaster with honey in it. Yeah, there's a plaster with manuka honey on the... It's those convita people that make the good lozenges. They're putting manuka honey everywhere.

It's all cram down. It's great. It is one of those. And they also this other lot brought out these marino plasters with like the left over Marino wall. They made some plasters. I tell you what, every now and then I'll hurt myself. I'll shout myself a nice plaster.

Like you know what? Treat yourself. Treat yourself to a nice placer. Stim the bleeding with a lovely bit of marino with some manuka. It's off now. And that, I got the flap back because I usually I trim the flap because it gets caught in my hairs. But I slapped it back on.

You trim the flap because it gets caught. on your hairs. Like you go like this, the flapable tab. I don't like wearing pastures. The flameters. Of your skin. I'm like, who's trimming? The skin flap.

Because usually, you know, it hardens and if you run your thing, you don't know. Yeah, no, no, I know. You don't. What do you trim it with? Little, like, nail scissors. But I didn't. I reflapped it as its best way of healing and I've nailed that. But I did have to wear the plaster uninterrupted for a number of days.

It's gone now. It's been called out. I know it's grim. I know it's grim. I'm just changing your plaster. The show sponsor, Kimmer's warehouse is listening. seeing Haley a pack of plasters. How did some of those Marino plasters

and a couple of those Manuka ones as well because Daddy wants to treat himself. The ZM Podcast Network Play ZM's Fletchhorn and Haley. This is so fun. I've seen this around a little bit but I think this would be a nice idea for your date night

or even a friend's night if you're like playing games, your battleships. That's not a game. We never had a... We never had battleships because it was real expensive growing up. Oh, babes. I feel like we had, no, we had one called Mastermind.

Do you remember a Mastermind? I remember that one. You'd put like the colours in and they'd be like, one right colour, one right place. Yes. And you had to work out what the combination was. But it was similar. It had like pegs in a board. Yes, I remember that.

One of my friends had the battleship that made the noises. Yeah, that was. And you couldn't lie on that one because otherwise you'd just. lie on battleships, they'd be like, no, you missed. And then when they were looking, you'll switch the ship around. So same concept, but you'd have to do a bit of work, I think, to make your battleship board bigger because you couldn't use the game. So get your little A4 sheet.

Each right up a grid. So you make a grid, you make a grid. And you do your A, B, C, D, and then your 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, so that you've got your, you know what I mean, like little mix. And then we're ordering Susie. Okay. We're getting a bit of sushi. Wait, you said date night.

Yeah. Oh, no. You know, I've got a hard-no sushi after 3 p.m. Yeah. Okay, lunch date. And nice Susie. Okay, you can actually do this with anything. Okay.

Tapath? Tapath. Oh yeah, I could do it. Something more. Something like something that would be like an hors d'oeuvre size. Okay. Cheese and crackers. Yes.

Perfect. This could be your little like warm up before dinner. So you got your grid and say we each have 10 pieces of sushi or a cheese and cracker or whatever, a hot dog. Yep. And then you would place them on your thing and you play battleships. And if they sink you, you eat it. Wait too.

How, because you know, battleships is little, the little boats, and the destroyers or the aircraft carriers. It's just one by one by one. Yeah, but you could have a tempore it could be your battleship. Yeah, yeah, and you'd be like, hit, but not sunk. Yes.

So then I'd say I've got my prawn tempura over here. I'd get one of them big triangle rice things with the chicken terriarchia. So that would take three or four of them maybe. I'd have that bad boy in the corner. So with that you'd be hit, not sunk, you know. And then your salmon sushi could just be one square. Where? Where do my it amami beans go?

Well, I mean, you could probably have that on one square or squeeze them out and sort of scatter them around. I love this. It's a fun way to eat little snacks. I actually love this idea. Isn't that cute? Yeah, I mean, normally I'd find these ideas quite revolting. Well, it's because you've got no one to play with. You'd lose this.

You'd have to play it, and then you'd have to go around and jump on the other side of the board and then be like... I was just about to say battle shots. It's a thing. Oh, I bet it is. Yeah, it is. Yeah, with the little shots of booze. Some of them have to be lemonade, because eventually. Yeah.

Anyway, it's cute, isn't it? Trying to keep romance sort of fun and sustainable like that sort of weather's and drives. Or just do it with coins or something. Do it with lollies? You could do it with chocolate bars and chocolate coins and stuff. Yeah.

Oh. Who did your tummy grow? Yeah, that was my tum-tum. That was my tun-tum-tum. Hey guys, I reckon it was the most fun I've ever had on a show. Not for me, Vaughan. Oh, no way even close. even close.

You haven't been here long, have you? No, I haven't. No. Well, if you were listening and you had fun, why don't you give us a little review and a rating? Play ZM's Fletchhorn and Haley.