ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 17th April 2026

Episode Date: April 16, 2026

On Today's Big Pod, Meowing pilots Rise in insurance claims Monster Munch mayo Top 6 - Things that the Gen Z stare means The top aussie baby names might surprise you SLP - What finger do you sue to snap your finger? Hayley's bad habit Trash TV to watch Was that a hard launch... Vaughan's $10 Suburb Fact of the day What was your sports tantrum? What's putting people off your dating app profile? If you had to do a reality TV show, which would you pick? Viral Fillet O Fish hack See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

from the ZM Podcast Network. This is... Fleshwon and Haley's Big Pod. Thanks to animates. Making happy happen for pets. ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Haley. Thank you, Susie. Good morning.

Happy Friday, everybody. Welcome to the show. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Fletch, Vaughn and Haley. Friday, that means Friday flashback. It's your turn. Yep. Today, 8 o'clock for an old song.

Yep. That we haven't heard for a while, a banger. Yep. What are you think, banger? What are you thinking? Oh, you already decided. This one's a banger. Yep.

Yeah. Okay. Okay. Normally it's a bit of a panic, isn't it? No, no, no, no, no, no. Not this one. Okay. Chance to win at 8 o'clock as well.

Free fuel with Gas Me Up and Vaughan's $10 suburb, $1,000 street. We had a winner yesterday in Maniorewa. Great South Road was the $1,000 street. I mean, massive street. One of the biggest in the country.

Huge road, great roads. She was like meters away from, she was on the corner, so she chose that road. She was on the cusp of the suburb and the corner of the road. Yeah, so more chances. She got upset, well, she got all upset. I know. Not upset, but happy to you. Well, she could buy all new tires.

That's not cheap. Oh, God, that's the worst, isn't it? So your chance to play $10 suburb, $1,000 street, all thanks to one roof, about quarter past eight this morning. The top six coming up, Vaughan? Yeah, now there's a Gen Z steer. That's where you might. be talking to a Gen Z and they just kind of like looking through you

and you're like, I don't like that at all. That's discomforting. More about that. Next on the show though. Why two pilots are in trouble? This, I think, you know what, news story of the year so far for me? This has silly billy written all over it. This would be me or us if we were pilots. Yes, it would every day.

The Fletch born and Haley, big pod. I agree, Fletch. news story of the year so far. It's so good. Absolutely love this. The FAA, the Federal Aviation Authority? Authority, yes, correct.

You know, because I love the show Air Crash Investigation. And they always have the FAA flying into and start their investigation. Yeah, good on. When a plane crashes? Yeah, this is the FAA in America. They are investigating after two pilots

were being very silly billy over the radio. guys need to be professional this is why you're still flying RJ. That's what they went on a little bit longer than that. Oh my God, they were meowing and what is that? It's a regional jet

right. That was the shots fly that was it the air traffic controller or the other pilot that said this is why you're still flying RJ. Yeah, basically like you're not a big boy flying the big planes yet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, is that what it meant? Because I just said RJ flying, looking up up to what it meant. I love this.

You guys need to be professional. Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow. Okay, I think we need to listen again, because it's quite funny. Go. You need to be professional, though. Little meow in the end. It's so good. Meow. This is unfolding, by the way.

This literally happened yesterday. Like, what I need to see the pilots, I need to know are these guys' mates? Because obviously those radio earwaves are very important, right? For emergencies and all sorts. They are. That's the thing. And I guess if you're talking, they can't be responding to someone. to someone else.

Yes. So that was traffic control who were just like, guys, come on. And I just love that they're like, guys, you need to be professional. And then the immediate response, meow, meow. You're so right. This would be us as pilots.

So they are investigating and that's a big deal, right? Yeah. No, no, they're like proper in trouble. So apparently non-essential communication is banned below a certain altitude. Oh, really? So you're like to meow at 30,000 feet. Yeah, because I'm just, like this is on. the New York Times.

Yeah. Like this is news again. This is so good. Oh, it's everywhere. So, yeah, I don't know what altitude they were at. And I don't know, like, how much of a conversation you can have above a certain altitude. Maybe if there are pilots listening. Let us know.

Well, the FAA are reviewing it now. So, like, this will be ongoing to see if they're going to be fined or punished or for meowing and barking. Like, I'm like, where did this start? Are they best mates? Is that their little gag or are they bored? Yeah, yeah. So good.

Miam, meow, meow. Yep. Something we would do, though, if we were pilots. Oh, what 100%. In fact, we should have just done a break today where it's just barking and meow. Meow. Meow. This is Fletch.

This is what you do with every single song that comes on the air. Come be the meow cats cats, cats, cats, cats. I literally do behind the scenes. You do, you do. I'm not a meowing. The ZDM Podcast Network Hey you know how I leave you was saying yesterday about like

Why did people write books? I was just thinking yesterday I was dealing with a series of things Um I'll write a book about this shit one day Um Now one of the One of the chapters will be

How I always This always seems to happen to me Coming out of the warehouse Busy car park You know those car parks are like Yeah And I just watched someone like Back straight into the Ford Ranger

That I'm driving And I was like, oh, God. And I looked up and I was like, I don't know what I did to you, God. Was it that I don't believe you in you? Great day for you. Great day. And I was like, oh. And then they looked around and had that real look of, has anyone seen this?

And I was like, hi. Hi. I saw it and it's my car. Hi. And it was all good. I've got some details and stuff. If Derek's listening, this is how I deal with it, and all hover ford, sorry that you're hearing about this way.

Give him a call. No, it was late in the day. I was like, he doesn't need it. I didn't need it at that time of the day. He doesn't. Yeah, okay. Well, that's a today problem for you. I might even leave it until Monday.

No one wants to deal with this shit on a front. Jeez. Anyway, I got all the details. It's just the bumper, right? It's the back corner of the bumper. Yeah, right. That's why the bumper. They're just chucking a new bumper on.

Yeah. Yeah. Could polish out. Yeah. Your car. Not so much. Oh, really? No.

One of those ones where they hit it and they're like, oh, I panicked. What's that noise? Better keep back in. Oh, yes. When that, oh, yeah, that situation. My daughter was in the car. She thought it was an earthquake.

She's like, I think there was an earthquake. I was like, no, the car got hit by another car. Get off TikTok. It is a horrible sound, though, when you're in a car crash, I. It's like that is crunch, that metal crunch. I've never been in a big one. But I bet it's noisy. I'd be horrible.

I've been rear-rended and it gave the absolute. What? You've been? What? When was this? Are we still talking about cars? Are we talking about Melbourne? Are you doing that at Melbourne?

Are you doing that in Melbourne? I can't believe it. I got the fright of my life had to call my dad and be like, Dad. Dad, I've been rear-er-ended. He was like, piles, I love you, but. I don't need to know the details. You're still my little girl. Oh.

We talk about that. We're never planning to bring that little chestnut to the table. But we talk about it because of, there's been this 71% rise in and insurance fraud in 2025. This is a British story, but it's apparently reflected sort of industry wide. Globally. A 71% rise in fraud

using AI to fake or exaggerate insurance claims. So if someone's house gets broken into some stuff gets stolen, they're using AI to like insert a Rolex on the picture of their like, this is my stuff and I can see my Rolex sitting there beside my bed. It was a gift

I don't have the receipt. I've only ever claimed travel insurance and they were like, where's the receipt or the box? It's like, nobody keeps that stuff. Who keeps the box? Who keeps that? And they're like, well, you know, prove you had it. I was like, why don't take a photo of my suitcase

before I go away on holiday? Well, you should. You should. But then that, to me, prove that you own something. Yeah, but that to me is dodgy. Here's a, here's a photo of my suitcase before I went away on holiday because I was planning this insurance fraud. But I did that.

When my ring, I had some rings go missing, and I just had to go back through all my photos and try to find little moments of my hands. And I'd, like, circle it. like, there it is, there's one. And then they're like to a link that says kind of how much it was worth and everything. And then so people are doing that, but Photoshopping rings on.

Also, two things in car damage. Finding photos of cars like theirs, same color, same make, that have been smashed. And then using AI to put their number plate on it. And be like, oh, here's the damage. And then so, but don't you have to, in New Zealand, you go to one of their panel bed is, right? My experience is one of their authorized panel beaters

And then they assess the work And then they build that way They take care it and you pay the access What? So in the UK They just give you a few thousand pounds to fix it? I don't know or people are trying it on at least Yeah right Yeah or if they're car's got a bit of damage

They use AI to make the damage look worse Right so they can get a full like new shiny Yeah Basically get a new car most of the time right Yeah It's a ride off But then I'm surely if it's a right up It has to be physically

Written off or they own it You have to give it to them. They own it when you write something off. How wild. It's so naughty. But apparently the insurance companies now are investing technology in like, I'm guessing. Yeah, AI detection. They've got their own AI detection tools.

So they can then scan the photos that you're submitting. And then that's not a great look and you'll be blacklisted from insurance. Well, you'll get claim rejection, policy cancellation, possibly a criminal conviction for fraud, which is illegal. Which is what it is. Yeah, and you'll never get insurance again. Yeah. Do you think there's going to come a time where like, you know, maybe in some countries and they said if you were using a filter on Instagram,

you had to say you were using it because it was selling. Do you think there's going to be laws put in around AI where you, if you use AI but don't declare it? Or like manipulating images or? Yeah, you're manipulating, yeah. Oh, 100, there should be already. Yeah, totally right, because I didn't even think of this. I've personally never insurance frauded.

Like to just say out. No, neither, no. We don't want to be blacklisted from insurance. It freaks me every time like you ring your insurance or you make an insurance claim. Have you ever had a claim rejected? I know. I'm freaking out the day I do because then you have to tell them next time about. You need to tell them exactly.

It's like entering a country with a criminal record. Which you lie about all the time. What? No, I don't have one. Play Z-Ns. Flash one and Haley. Well, these photos started circulating on Facebook, New World, posting the new

Monster Munch Pickled Onion Flavored Mayo Which is based on the Original Monster Munch Chips Yum Which by the looks Like these were chips in like the

90s 90s and 2000s The Tanging Barbecue Was it the tangy barbecue? I'm trying to remember all the different flavors of Monster Munch So Monster Munch is originally a British chip Okay

Like you can still by Monster Munch, but it's not what we ever had in New Zealand. I'm looking at that there's not the bags. These are not where the bags. No. So these are not to be confused with munchos, right? Correct. Yeah, I don't think I know these chos are they a bit before me. Monster Munch

weren't the shape of the chips. They weren't a hand or something. Yeah, they were like a claw that was like kind of claw shape like a monster claw. And that you can actually see the shape of the chip on the Hines Monster Munch bottle. Yes. There's like I'm where it is. Why have I've done this? Is it like an an nursery or something.

So I did a little bit of a Google and Woolworth's had a page, for look at this one, Monster Munch, Cheesy Bacon. Not available to buy, but that's on their website. Isn't this what they do when it's coming? Don't you get, like,

hasn't somebody sent this to us before and been like, it's not for sale, but look, it's already on their website, ready for a price to be attached. Eat a muncho's corn, but that wasn't the best flavor. The best flavor was the tangy barbecue. Was that, that's what I was trying to remember.

It was the purple. It was the. purple packet. I would eat one of those, but I would have preferred the different flavor. So what's the mayo? Pickled onion mayo. Yes.

Because I make my own pickle mayo. You get some brine. The juice from the gherkins. From a pickled onion or a pickle. Pickled onion or a pickle. Yeah. And I put brine in my mayo. Mix it up.

Yum, yum. Yum. Yum. Yum. What is burger sauce and a lot of sauce companies do like a pickle sauce now? Yeah. That's the one that we get. through the quickest in our house.

So good. That's the go-to sauce. And so this pickled onion, may I could be right up there. But do you think that they're making a comeback then? The chip chip, the actual chip. The actual monster munch. Well, you've got the bag there. You've got a picture of the bag there.

Yeah, and look, there's, oh, okay, look at that. So there is, again, unavailable on the Woolworth's website, but there is a 10-pack of monster munch, and there are different flavors. There's a burger flavor, cheesy bacon. They were a corn puff, right? Yeah, they were, yeah. Yeah, a GERN chip. A flavored.

They were like a muncho, but a different shape and different flavors. But the same that fried corn slop. It's an eater chip. So, I mean, it looks like it could be bringing them back. How good. I love a nostalgic return of a good, of a food. Yeah, but we're CeC's at. Only CCs.

No CCs are still around. It's still around. I saw them in a sleep. Oh, they did a comeback. They did our comeback. They're back. They just, but we've got Doritos now. We've got better chips now.

Please, sir. We've got better chips. What are we making with it? Please don't make. I made some beautiful natros. No. Natros last night. Never make nachos with Doritos.

Nachos. You've got to use those, the fancy. The red bag. No, the fancy chips. Oh, Tostitas. Yeah. No, no, not those. The circle ones that are the red bag.

No, they sponsor league teams. Yeah, and the brown bag And like a brown paper bag and they've got a window on them It's an Australian, I think they're Australian base They sponsor league team Sponsor League teams I forget the brand name

But they look at the history of great food products That a sponsored league teams Oakhs sponsored the Penrith Panthers for years Oh yes Ote with their baked beans and their speaking of their Their second rate everything oak Watery A Watery

Watery B Watery I can't find I just search the Narcho chip 9696 How is Fletch talking about? No. I know the ones he's talking about.

They're in the international aisle, or with all the Mexican food, they're not in the nacho chip section. They're not in the chips section. You know what I'm talking about. I know what you're talking about, but I use the red bag. I use the red bag. No, yeah, yeah. Nacho cheese. Classic.

They brown too much too quickly when you're doing it. No, but they're round and you get great surface areas. Mission. Mission. Mission corn chips. Your privilege is showing home When you use the red bag When you're buying something in a bag

That's not plastic $3.80 Yeah For how much? No, but you're Mexicano here at $3.99 Yeah, but Mexicano Is a structural At Walwis?

Does Mission have the structural integrity to be able to be good natural? Oh, they've got structural integrity. No, but they're not nice and round like the red bag discs. No, you've got to go triangle for a nacho.

No, not for a nacho. No, no. No, no. You're a spoon. Silly. No one needs with a triangle spoon. Silly little poll. We've done this with Sillililipa.

Have we done this? Or did we do Friday rankings and we rank scorches? No, triangles or circles. Next week, a Sillardopole has to be triangle or circles. For a nacho. Does your corn chip? Is it best to have a corn chip? It's a triangle or a circle.

I'm not kidding. Those are the tastiest. The extra cheesy ones are the best. Yeah, nacho cheese. They're like all the tasty cheese ones. Yeah, it's good stuff. Well, no, we want nachos. We did we eat foods known for chips as a major sponsor

of Western Bulldogs and the AFL, not the NRL. The AFL, okay. Sexy little shorts, the guys are a little bit skinny. And they run around. And they run around. They're quite like, like, very athletic. Yes, the NFL, yeah. The AFL players.

I wasn't looking at that. I was looking at the sponsorship logo for my favorite chips. That's why you're so just, what sport is this? The Z&M Podcast Network. Play Zat M's Fleshhorn and Haley. From your local community Facebook page, This is the top six. Hi.

The Gen Z steer is under the microscope. It's that blank look. The Gen Z at work gives you. Or the Gen Z you've got still living at home because they can't afford to move out. I kind of don't want to. But maybe they do. But you can't tell because of the emotionalist look on their face. Yeah.

Now the thoughts behind it, like what makes it, what they're doing, emotional self-protection. It's a shield against judgment or look and cringe. Or, too, rejecting performative positivity. Gen Z, apparently according to studies of other generations, is skeptical of Polish curated personas. It pushes, it's against the smile

for the camera culture of millennials and Gen X's. Yeah, I kind of get that. Give us a smile. They're like, no. That's exhausting. That's so tiring. Digital desensitization, growing up with a constant flood of online content, has created some sort of emotional fatigue. Yeah, wow.

They're that early 20s and they've seen it all. They'll be in therapy in their 30s like we are, and that's fine. Anti-beauty norms. Also, the stare rejects hyperfemininity and the glamour in favour of rawness and ambiguity. Yeah, I get that. You don't have to smile and be pretty for someone. Yeah. So I've got the top six things that are going through your Gen Z's head as they give you the blank Gen Z stare.

Okay. Number six on the list. I wonder how my Lububo is doing at home without me. Yeah, it's just sat there at home Shannon like that one With its hard face and it's soft-boughty Do our Gen Z producers give us to Gen Z stare? No, because they're kind of our bosses.

Carwin does, carwin does. No, that's more... Because she's like, how do I deal with this? Yeah, how am I managing these zoo animals? Why am I here this early dealing with this shit? That's not Gen Z, that's just dealing with you three. Yeah, that's producer-stere. Born, you mean born, though.

bring that joy to every generation. Our number five on the list of the top six things your Gen Z's thinking when they're giving you the Gen Z stare, was this person born in the 1900s? It's like last millennium. If your birth date starts with the one. E. Oh, yeah.

Oh. Oh. What did someone say? How old is Sophie the intern? What year was she born? 2005. Yeah. Impossible.

I was about to start having sex. Oh, God. Number four on the list of the top six things your Gen Z is thinking when they're giving you the blank Gen Z stare. I wish I had a boba tea with some matcha and some strawberry drizzle and a big weird straw, anything but a nice black coffee. They love a marcher, eh? God, they love a marcher.

You tasted marcia? It's dirt. It's dirt. It's green dirt. Yeah. It's green dirt. Have you tasted the balls and the bober tea? No.

A little sugar pallets. Sugar jelly. Sugar jelly pallets. in the big straw. Pong. Number three on the list of the top six things, Zah, your Gen Zee's thinking when they're giving you the blank Gen Z stare.

I wonder how many TikTok dancers I could remember off by heart if I really had to. Yeah, they've been doing it for a while. They've been doing it. There's a few in there. They've still got the Jason DeRuo. God, those are cringe. So cringe.

Yeah, you. Have a go at Millennial Cringe. That's cringier. They're way cringier. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Number two on the list of the top six things your Gen Z is thinking when they're giving you the blank Gen Z stare. I wonder what Mr. Beast is doing right now. It's probably coming up with some insanely expensive idea to do on his YouTube channel.

And number one on the list of the top six things, your Gen Z is thinking when they're giving you the blank Gen Z stare, I wonder what I can be offended about today. Because I forgot to be offended yesterday. Maybe I should be offended twice today. double offence. I'll take double offence because I took a day off yesterday. I actually find quite, quite joyful trying to offend Gen Z's. Oh, you don't even do much.

It's an app, I know, and then they try to come back and tell us where friends. It was so funny. Were you offended in the group chat last night when they said their pronouns were your mum? No, because I made their first your mum joke. You made a your mum drank it with my role, I don't. No, the thing is, is you guys can make as many problematic jokes as you want. We have the power of releasing the footage of it.

Oh yeah, because they're recording, they're recording at all times. Love you. I don't say any of that. That's AI. It's AI generated. That is today's top sex. The Fletch morning, Haley, Big Pod. The 2025 most popular baby names from Australia have been released from the registry of births, deaths and marriages.

So this is every, all the babies named in Aussie last year. All the Babes. Okay. Should we start with some boys? Because by the way, one of us is on there. Wow. One of us is on them. Vourne.

It's your reckon Voons on there. It must be due for a... It must be due for a comeback. Shut up, Vaj hand. It's not a comeback because it never was. This name has never been... It's never been in like the top anything. No, but I knew a lot of Vorns growing up.

Not a lot. Not as many Mats and Mike's and James and John. No, no. We were never... We were... You were never on a coffee company or a license plate on a gift store. No, no, no. No, no, especially not with your weird selling. What's that A, are you doing at the end?

Excuse me, without the A, it's an unbalanced name. It's got to be V-A-U-G-H-A-N. V-U-G-H-N is a surname. I agree. It's unbalanced. Okay, so should we do top five boys' names? Okay, and girls? No, I'm going to start with the boys.

Okay, I'll go in fifth play. I'll do them together. You're quite right, actually. The fifth place. For the boys, it's Leo. For the girls, it's Mia. Hundreds of them. Oh my God. Mea is such an Australian. Mea. Mea.

Mea. Because like obviously if you're a maths person, Gia. Gia. So Mia. That's up there. Okay. Fourth place for the boys is Luca. Fourth place for the girls is Euler. Oh, okay. Which said with a thick Australian sense, not cry. I think that was the most popular name in New Zealand last year for babies.

Isla? Isla. Isla. Third place for the boys is Theodore, which I love. Theo. Yeah, Theo. And Olivia. Olivia is third for the gals.

Second for the boys is Oliver. I don't know. I did an American accent. Just a show that I went to drama school. I feel like that's always been in the top. Yeah. Yeah, Oliver. Yeah.

And second for the girls is Amelia. And the top one for the boys is Noah. And for the girls is Charlotte. Because remember we talked maybe a while ago about royal names making a big comeback? Yes, Charlotte. Like some sort of classic names. So Charlotte's in there. But guess who makes the list of the top baby names?

They did like the top 500. Yeah. In position number 67. 67! Oh, that was, don't do that again. Sixtham or six. We just lost so many listeners. Like, do you ever want to be on here anymore?

Got so many as well. You say Nick Minut. Yeah. Yeah, because that's cool and ironic. You guys say 6, 7 like that, neck minute, we lose all our listeners. Now, in position 6'7, on the boys list, Fletcher.

Nice. Great. Do you know what? Because it's my last name and my nickname, but as a first name, and I've always said this, what a great first name. So cool. I love Fletch. Fletcher. Yeah, Fletcher's cool.

Yeah, there's some cool. names on here. So that's on the new, that's new to the top list. Yeah, it's come out and it's come out at a strong debut of position 67. It wasn't even in the top 500 last, the year before in 2024. Well, now I kind of don't like that. Really? Like now it's like, it wasn't in the top 500 and it's 67th place. Now it's 67th. Oh, I did it. Sorry. So other new names that are on here. I love all these. Rory, Micah and Fletcher and on the girls is Mabel, Celine, Amir. and Maggie. Love all of those.

A mirror? Okay. Yeah. Yeah, those are nice. If I named a kid, I'd call it methylated spirits. That's why you're not allowed children. It's like the government was just like, she's not allowed one. Yeah, the government's got a ban on you having kids. She's not allowed one.

Yeah, the government was like, stuff up her ovaries, I reckon. Should I'm going to Google? Did Fletcher register as a boy's name in the top 100 last year in New Zealand? Let's see if it was, okay, here's it's found. Oh, here's a little fun fact why you're getting that. Nearly all the top names from 1952 have disappeared from the top 100. Wow. Clarence.

Fletcher was ranked number... Bordrick. Oh, okay, okay. Fletcher was ranked number 95 in New Zealand as of 2018. Oh, yeah. Okay. But no, like, specific information that far down the list on last year. Where's born?

Can you put Chuck Vaughn in there? Oh, I don't do this to him. He's going to get up a little bit. I think, I remember looking at it once, and I think I peaked in the American baby names. I think it peaked at, like, number 267. Oh. In the 80s.

What about Haley? Because, you know, like, everything from the naughties in the 90s is coming back. Is Haley? That was common as much. Yeah, I think it needs a bit more time until it comes back. Okay, what about Haley? But then also you've got Haley Bibo, which could have influenced a few Haley's.

Definitely, I reckon. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ah, yeah, no, you're not registered. They haven't popped up any results there. Unique. Unique. Apart from everybody else born in the 80s and 90s. Apart from everyone in the 30s.

Who's called Haley? Play. That ends. Flesh born and Haley. Silly little pole. Which finger do you use to snap? Some people can't click their fingers, eh? Yeah, no, they can't, no.

And so when little, what's his face is like, snap your fingers? They're like, I can't. I wish I go, little John. Stop yelling at me, little John. A middle finger. Yeah. Thumb and middle finger.

Yeah. What causes the snap noise? It's the friction, isn't it? No, it's when it hits the palm. No, it's not. Isn't it? Or is it the... I don't know.

Because if you do it without hitting the palm, it's just that. It's the middle finger hitting the palm. Ow! Okay. Research confirmed it's primarily. the physical impact of the finger hitting the palm that creates the slap. Yeah, that's exactly what I said to Haley.

The compressed air between the moving finger and the palm may contribute a little as well but the smack is the main event. So... What makes it out as a speed, your finger can reach. Sorry, I just sort of feel like you guys are... Sorry, excuse me, sorry. Can we just man...

No, it's not. Sorry, a man is reading out the explanation. Sorry, but a woman had literally just said that. Sorry, am I going crazy? Sorry, 966, did you hear me say that? What's happening? If you would like to gas lamp, right now, 9-6-96.

Don't gas-lap me. I literally just said that. She didn't hear it. She's crazy. She misremembers the entire thing. Did I? Yeah. 9-6-96. Did I not just say exactly what Paul just Googled and read out? I think you were saying the opposite. But now that this is the right explanation from science, you're kind of like,

oh, but I was saying that all. Your feet reaches a remarkable acceleration, making the impact sharp and sudden enough to create a decent crack. Why is this a silly little poll question? because I had to click my fingers and it was the first time ever I was like what finger do I use but no, and immediately I didn't

just do it I thought about it it's like anything. The fact that your tongue's in your mouth and you don't even think about it but now that I've reminded you your tongues in your mouth it seems to be taking up a lot of space don't do that it's weird. What are you going to do with it? And the fact that you can see your nose all the time but you just forget you can see it and now that I've told you can see it, you're looking at it. I know.

So yeah, okay. And I wanted to know what finger does everybody use to snap their finger? The results Snap your finger. Middle finger. 88% of people use their middle finger. 7% use the index finger,

otherwise known as the pointy finger. And 5% use the ring finger. I can't click with... How do you do that with the pointy finger? The pointy fingers just... Oh no. That's odd. But people do.

Yeah. Well, 7% use the index finger. 5% use the ring finger. Let's see what people have to say about this. Oh my God, oh my God. Oh my God. I just did this to my husband. And he clicks with his pinky finger.

What the air? Disco, divorce. Yeah, divorce, divorce. Oh my God, I can't believe this. Pinky finger is not even an option. I'm so embarrassed. This is a lick. It doesn't even make his sound.

And it's too weak and little. That's so weak and little. Unless he's got big man hands. He might have big man hands. Pinkies up, pinkies up. I've learned that's an internet thing. Pinkies up. Pinkies up.

Don't, oh look, that was so cringed dad. He said that, by the way, listener. He said, I heard that's an internet thing and turned around to our young Gen Z producers. for like cool crass. Oh, don't do that. What are you doing? Some guy went to the thing dressed as the pinky, the pinky finger.

Carry on, Vaughn. From the lady's video where she's panicking on a plane. She's like, pinkies that, pink is that? Palinism. You get in the Gen Z stair. I'm cool. I'm cool. Yeah.

Can we distance ourselves from this millennial cringe right now? I snap with my middle finger on my left hand, said Charlotte. And I have to use my ring finger to snap on my right hand. Well, that's odd. Middle finger left hand. They should study Charlotte in a lab. Yeah. Along with that.

Riku. Yeah, the pinky guy. Put the pinky guy in a cage next to her. I don't want to brag, but I can snap with all of my fingers, says Caitlin. Wow. Put Caitlin in the cage next to Pinky Finger. Yeah, Caitlin, can we get a video of you snapping with every finger, please? That's odd.

Aisha said, index finger, but looking at the results, I think there might be ambiguity in the interpretation of the answers. My thumb starts touching my middle finger, and as that slides down, my thumb ends up touching the index finger, and the middle finger does the actual slapping to make the sound. I think you're over thinking that Rachel said I can't actually click my fingers I never learnt

You gotta throw it all at it You can't hold back You're just gonna go bulls of the wall on it Ring finger is my loudest clicker Says Tanya I can do all three but who chooses anything but the middle This is crazy this. Even just trying the other ones This feels yucky

Yeah it feels it's sore Robert says the ring finger is the loudest finger to click with No Put him in a lab and study him too. Ring finger, but recently I found out this is wrong. I can't really do it anyway, so I'm not too fast. Well, it's because you've been using your ring finger. You've been doing it wrong this whole time.

Silly, Stevie. Ben says, because the middle one is the right one, so click with that. Now, then we are subsequently, did the last poll make you click your fingers? 91% of people click their fingers? Because I didn't. Because I didn't think, I don't even think about which finger, and then that poll made me think about it, so I did click and look. Ashley said I didn't click my fingers because it's 1.35 a.m.

and I'm trying to get my baby back to sleep, so the fingers were held on place. I would have done it silently. Like the baby's just got to sleep, and you're like, I can't have myself. Wee! I got it! Mainly, I click my fingers at Bribe, but mainly to see how on earth that small percentage of clicking with their ring fingers are their index fingers. Right.

Any messages in regarding Haley's comments on the text machine? I will pop back to the text machine. someone said, Haley didn't say that. She said friction, absolutely nothing about the palm. No, I didn't. I didn't.

I didn't. I said the friction is not what causes the sound. It's the slapping of the middle finger on the palm. D'erdrick said she's nuts. I don't even hear Haley say anything. Yeah. Why can't Haley just admit she was wrong and Fletch was right? I love this gas lamping.

Oh, yeah. No, someone at 665 said she absolutely doesn't say anything in the realm. I know. close to correct. It must have been confronting for you. I did. I really... You know what?

And thank you. I really thought I had said that. Thank you. Thank you for them willing to admit that. Thank you for explaining to me that I was wrong. More than happy. Anytime, more than happy to. Please at any time, pull me up on it.

Thank you for permission to do so. I will do. What stringer to you? God, I just feel unwell. What's happening? I can imagine. so it must be quite confronting to have remembered something completely wrong. Thank God I have these men in my life.

I'd be completely lost without you. You would be, you would be. And we'll stick around and continue to help you out. I'm worried about her. She can't hear us right now, I will meet you. Gosh, I'm worried about it. I feel like I can hear you, but I probably can't. I don't think you can.

Which finger do you used to snap? It is today's silly little poll. We asked you, and you said 88% of you said it's the middle finger. podcast network. Play ZM's Flesh Forne and Haley. This is unreal because I didn't actually know what the silly little pole was today. We just talked about how you snap your fingers.

It's very related to what I need to tell you about now. And I know this is bad. I know that this makes me a bad person. And it's something that I would never usually do, but I've developed a horrendous habit here in Melbourne. Because it's school holidays. Melbourne in itself is usually very, very busy. And I'm staying right in the CBD,

of Chinatown. So the streets are just packed like Fletch. You'd hate walking around like I have to do that day. Stuck behind people all the time. Oh, when you're stuck behind slow walkers? I hate it so much. I thought it was going to be spitting. Her habit. Spitting. Your bad habit that you've picked up. Oh, it can't be spitting. No, but now you've said it's busy and there's people everywhere

and not spitting. No, it's not spitting. So I'm out and about in the day going around and there's so many people and I keep getting stuck behind these slow walkers. and I didn't realize that it had happened until yesterday I clocked it I've been doing that all week I've started snapping at people like that oh like behind them

yeah like right into their ears to be like move what about just like into their ears what a bitch grunts and walks around people fast as soon as there's a gap but I've never seen it oh I might do it and excuse me I know if like five people are walking side by side taking up the whole foot bath

I know it's psychotic and I didn't even realize it had grown that bad because I was doing sort of get a move, move kind of vibes. If you, if we're ever at a restaurant and you click at someone, I would never at staff. No, these are general people just trying to live their lives on the streets. I would never at a star. Slow pokes and doodles

and didly woodlies. I know and I couldn't believe it and I caught myself doing it yesterday and I was like, oh my God, we've got to get rid of that before I get back to New Zealand. I can't. You're walking behind someone who's slow, you raise your hand sort of. Air level. But not right by their ear.

Yeah, no, no, I move closer towards them. As a silly. Why not just do it, excuse me? Why not just do a, or a scuff your feet? Because I think the fingers have come in because that's how I'm feeling. Like, come on, let's move. You're staying in a little, Italy.

You're not saying a little Italy. Now, if you're in a little Italy, I imagine, hey. Hey, hey, hey, come on, again, say, hey, move it. No, no, I've started clicking in people's ears. It's horrendous, and I just want to, I know, I want to apologize. I know, I know. It's terrible. It's like this impatience.

I didn't even know it had started. I would never... I think she might be a bitch. It's like you're a bitch. I think you might be a bitch. Do you think I'm a bitch? You've got to stop doing that. You've got to stop clicking.

You've got to just do the little subtle things like scuff your feet or... Someone said we should get her a little wristwatch bike bell. Ring ring. Oh, like on a lime scooters. Yes. But have it as on as a wristwatch. No, what about a sound effect? There'll be an app with sound effects.

Bebe. Eo. Mep. Me me, me. Bibal, wristwatch. There must be a... That's a genius invention. I know, because I need to get that,

because it's become a physical thing. Like, I'm not even choosing to do it. It's like a tick now, and I'm just snapping in people's ears. It's absolutely, it's a horrendous behaviour, and I just want to take responsibility for it. I'm so embarrassed. And so you should be.

So you should be. The Z& Podcast Network, play Z&S flesh, worn and Haley. Well, Maths is coming to an end, and it's always a sad time of the year for me. I'm always gutted. because this season has been second to none, absolute chaos, pure drama, I've loved it.

Turns out Danny was a villain all along, love it. So, am I right, guys? Vaughn. Huh? I don't know, man. I don't know. It's not my cup of tea. No, I'm just having you on.

I know you don't like it, but it's just, I don't know what this, it's just been a real good brain turnout for me this year. Fair. Fair. Yeah. Yeah. Danny, backs.

I just love them all. Anyway, so it's over. And we did this last year, and it was so helpful. And I know our listeners love a reality show. So this is what I want. Text in 9-6-96. What is the reality show that I need to get hooked on next? Because I know there's some, like, hot ones.

There's that age gap. What about producer Shannon? This is all she watches and World War II documentaries. You know it. There's balance. Yeah, of course. One of the greatest Netflix shows, and they've just announced yesterday

new cast for season four is perfect match. And Dave from Married at First Site, Australia. Jamie's husband from last year. Remember Jamie we interviewed her? Tiny little Jamie came in. She was like the scandal of the show. Her partner Dave, he's on a day. Yeah, he's a big tree with tattoos all up his neck.

Very attractive. I would eat him alive. Perfect match is basically every universe of TV show, kind of an all-stars dating show. But this is the first time they've ever dabbled in maths or in Australian. So it's very exciting. But also, yeah, age of attraction is... So perfect match literally just goes around

picking up sloppy seconds from other dating shows and chucks him on another dating show. There's this one guy who within one year went on Love Island UK, Love Island US, Love Island Games and Perfect Match. And believe it or not, he's still single. I don't think he's on there to find love.

No. Okay. So you want the listeners, if they're watching a show at the moment, does it have to be reality? Yeah, no, I don't want your class. Get your class out of here. I don't want your documentaries. I don't want you your Emmy Award winning shit.

I want your trash. What is the trash that I need to devour next? Does this one count? Tanya's message is in and this is definitely on my... I'd like to know where I can watch this in New Zealand actually. Our last one laughing. The British show... Well, that's not reality Vaughn.

Yeah, it is. Well, it's like, is that reality enough? It's real people. It's a competitive reality show. Last one laughing. It's just not about love. It's about... laughing. Oh, that's brilliant, but that's too

classy, hon. No, no, no, that's class. That's class. Oh, you're actually, actual after trash. I want trash. I want trash, like, laid in with trash and drama and, like, what about love on the spectrum? Because that's not trash. But it's reality, so that's allowed. I finished it. Remember I bore my eyes out. Yeah, you did. You cried a lot. Love is real. Love is so real. Well, give us a call.

0800-10M if you can help Haley out text in. 9-696. What's the new trash that I need to watch? Maths is over this weekend. I just need it. It's my little chew now. I love a bit of trash. Don't text me with your Emmy Award winning TV shows. Well, yeah, because the Pits last episode's next week.

Yes. And that's when I'm going to start binging season two, because that's a great show. That won all the Emmys, didn't it? Carla, though, you have some trash for Haley that she should devour. Kiota, guys. Yep, definitely. Temptation Island.

Now, have you heard of that one? I know Temptation Island. So that's couples, right? They go on there and try not to cheat on each other. They do. It's on Netflix at the moment. And it's just typical American trash. Yeah, the trash bass.

Are the people on the island that are the temptations? Are they quite hot or incredibly ugly? All very hot. Yeah, that's not going to work, is it? So. Yeah, yeah. It's hot people are tempting. When I see a hot, you just can't resist, can you?

Absolutely, and that's what happens. Yep, so it's very interesting to watch. Does anybody actually manage to not be tempted? You'll have to watch and see. I don't watch it. Oh, the T's on her. We're animals. Okay, well, does that sound up your alley then, Haley?

Yeah, Temptation Island's actually been on my list for a long time. So that's a good reminder, thank you, Horn. First of you have a few seasons to catch up on, too. Yeah, that's what I want. I love having a few. seasons behind me. How many seasons are there, Carla? I'm not sure. I've watched about three.

Okay. Yeah, perfect. They should do Temptation Island where people are like trying to eat healthy and be like good but there's like tables of chocolate biscuits and stuff and cakes. They did that on the biggest loser. Oh, did they? Yeah, remember they would be like biggest loser and they'd reveal this thing and be like, here's muffins, fatty. Oh, so problematic.

That's problematic. I mean, I was joking, but yeah, okay. Thanks, Carla. That's reality. Keep your text coming in. 96696. Haley's out of trash reality shows to watch MAPS is finishing. Has it finished or is it finishing? I believe this weekend's like the final kind of reunion-y stuff like that.

So she needs a net. But I know all the drama. I follow Maff's gossip. I'm like, you know, all the like after the finish filming stuff. I know it all. And I just, it's been immensely fulfilling this season. Someone said, man, if you want some trash reality TV show, my house, my castle. That's good.

Mean. That's good. Text of the week. They do apologize. They say, is this too mean? I'm sorry. I really enjoyed it. Nice of the week this week.

Have we done text of the week? No, it's not too mean. That's text of the week. There's a happy tears. It's not too mean. Thanks to animates, making happy happen for pixel walk yet with a $50 dollar animates voucher because that was funny. That's really funny.

Okay. Here's the other text suggestions. Age of Attraction. Yes. Sorry, gone. Yeah, well, that's Shannon's been talking about that one. That's the one where they don't know, the age of the people, right? Yeah.

Below deck Mediterranean. Yep. Coupled of Thruple on TVNZ on Demand. Oh, that feels like a bit of me. Did you talk about this one? Shannon, couple to thruple? Yeah, it's one of my favorites. It's our people trying to see if they could make a three-lationship,

and it just, it's as tragic as you think it would be. A three-lationship. Yeah, three-lationship. But like that, but being like, exclusively with each other. Is there a reality show that you won't watch? No, I've watched pretty much everything. But every day, I watch a documentary every day I learn,

and then I finish with reality show. Good balance. I think my problem with that, though, is that, like, you know, I love men. But when it comes to loving women, I like them quite boyish and quite clearly lesbian. So I don't know if I could be in it. You know, it's hard for me to imagine the thruple thing because I don't think the boyish lesbian is going to like the hot man.

Why don't you just get two hot men? Okay. Why would you go? Okay, Fletch. Why you're putting all your eggs in one basket? She wants that. Okay, Vaughan. Yeah, okay.

She wants some bit of both. Yeah, but what about two hot men? You've really opened my mind. What about two hot boyish lesbians? Is he just... Is one of them brown? Yeah, of course. Okay, well, I die.

Duh. I die. Well, that's a reality show you'd watch. Duh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Somebody said, uh, Traders, US Season 2. It's pretty amazing. Any of the traders, yeah.

Secret Lives of Mormon wives start from the beginning. More drama than Jesus, that show. More drama than Jesus. Temptation Island. Somebody said absolutely behind that. Listen to your own shows podcast. There's a midlife crisis, struggling love and hopeless drama all in one. Whose is the midlife crisis?

That better not be mine. I don't know. That better not be mine. Well, it's not mine. That's a quarter. Farmer wants a wife, sister wives. At the moment I'm watching my 600 pound life Welcome to Plathville

Which is a weird Christian family Turning normal This person said Welcome to what? Plathville Oh okay Never heard of it Okay

I'll write that down Yeah Someone said there's a few maps From around the world That are worth watching A few different ones Yeah yeah UK Real House is a site

Okay there's a great The Mole Virgin Island Better late than never And it's about people Who never dated before Oh okay And they're going on first dates

with other people who have never been on dates before. Love Triangle is good, same makers as maths. Great. So there we go. That should keep you busy. That should keep you busy. I actually stopped listening after we talked about two boyish lesbians. Play.

Play Z-N. Flash One in Hayley. Friday, we do this every Friday. It's a tradition. You've got to pick an old song. We take turns. It's got to be at least 10 years old. Yeah.

A song we maybe haven't heard for a while. while. This song came out in 19... 97? 97. 2007. 1999 8. Okay.

1999. It was the first single from their album. Yep. Canadian? Canadian band? Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, Canada.

So last week I was on holiday with my girlfriend and she'd never heard the... Sorry, what? Wait, was that just a semi-hard long? That is a rock. That's rock heart. I'm sorry, what? So, I'm sorry, we've got Friday Flashback, let's park this and come back to this next, as we say, in meetings.

Well, I don't think we need to. I think I think I don't know. I don't think we need to move around. Let's give this a little park. I don't think we need a park. You just re-rended us with information. I think, we'll park this and come back to it. I am loving how shocked you're pretending to be.

My word. Who is this mistress? Not shocked about the girlfriend thing. The fact that you set it on air. How else was yet. Don't you remember how Bill Rogi went on his birthday? This guy, it's hard to keep up with him. We'll let's park it and come back to that

because we've got to right now deal with the one-hit wonder. Well, I want to say, somebody said to us, we're on a holiday, one week, and they said it, and I went, one week since you looked at me. Oh, yeah. And she was like, Yeah, it's been.

And for the rest of the week, I get a hit spin. She's like, what are you doing? I was like, the song. She'd never heard it. The perils of dating someone 10 years younger than you. Wait, how old is she? Ten years younger than me. Yeah, right.

Have you seen people my age? How old are you? 44. Four. Okay. She should know the song. Everyone knows the song. Everyone knows the song.

She'd never heard of Mr. Beast. Yeah, because she's only a little bit younger than me, and I know it. I love this song. Yeah, it's been. Yeah, it's been. So this song spent one week on the Billboard Top 100 at number one. Yeah. And they said, we should have called the song,

58 weeks and hopefully it would have stayed on the number one for 50 weeks. This song was written in three and a half minutes. The song is 2 minutes 46. Yeah. So apparently they thought the album was finished and they were like, oh we just need bonus tracks because it came out in the 90s. You had to have a bonus track for singles

or like a special Japanese tour edition of your album had a bonus track on the end. And so they recorded this just mucking around. It's all in jokes. You're telling me that a song that only took three minutes to write, didn't spend a lot of time with the line, a chickadee china, a Chinese chicken. Oh, iconic.

I'd get that tattooed. I have a drumstick, and the brain starts to tag. So, it's all in jokes. If you look up the lyrics, it's all just in jokes they had with each other, and the guy just freestyle rapped it, they did it, and then someone wrote it down, and then they had the song, and man, this song, because then I played it.

I was like, did you like it? She's like, not really. Dump her. Was impressed that I knew all the lines. Yeah, right. So, well, it's your Friday flashback this week. From the Beer Naked Ladies, it's one week. It's your Friday flashback on ZEM, Beer Naked Ladies one week. Yeah, great song.

Okay, well, I mean, who cares about that? No, what there is, is your feedback from the... The postman started up in the text machine. Sorry, I think the postman did a quick head check at the property and left and delivered the parcel, nor a sorry. Oh, that's a check card. Are you cutting me? Oh, you're calling me? That's a banger.

Once again, the placement has delivered. What a goddamn vibe. My three-year-old who has never heard this song is bopping. Really, really likes it. A banger, and I also totally know all the words. It's a lyrical genius. The Chinese chicken. You have a drumstick and your brain starts ticking.

Watch an ex-files until night's on. The delamais on. I love someone said, no, I'm on team Vaughn's girlfriend. friend on this one. His first Friday Jams Mass. Oh, it's not a miss, it's a hit. It's a late 90s, absolute home run. Somebody said could have been the Doobie Brothers.

Could have been the Doobie Brothers. Could have been the Doobie brothers. Okay, okay. Let's read the other messages. Get it, Vaughney. Get it. Oh, damn it. My text machine just crashed. Oh, what a shame. I'm running on absolute crap Australian data here. Don't move.

Someone, Dedrick, they never heard that song before, but first time, listen, absolute bang. Yeah, great. Yeah, that's a great song. It's been one song since born to see her to girlfriend. Yeah, okay, we parked that before. We didn't have to look back around. Let's come back to that.

Why did you just say it? What it was. Well, why not? No. Why not? Do you know some people are still coming, didn't even know he doesn't have a girlfriend and a wife? No. No, no, no, no, no, no.

Some people do. One at a time. One at a time. One at a time. Well, let's... We'll just do a recap then. What are you doing on recap? Last year and March, my marriage ended.

This year, I'm not... I'm single anymore. Not single anymore. Would that be you? Yes. Do you know what's wild? You didn't even get to go on the apps. No, I didn't do the app.

No, I didn't... Thank God. Yeah, you're not... Oh, no. I can't imagine. You're not like Haley. I don't think I would have. Yeah, you don't like Haley.

What do you mean you're not like Haley? You love the attention. Yeah, I love the game. Yeah. Do you get little dings? Like, is there little noise dings when you get like a match? I had to turn my notifications off because they were just blowing up. Because she's so hot.

She's so hot. Right, yeah. It's because I'm so hot. Yeah. Someone else messaged in. A boyish lesbian's messaged in here. Haley, would you consider dating someone 10 years younger? I'm sorry, stop detracting from the fact that you just announced hard-launched a girlfriend.

Yeah. What do you want to know? I'm not giving out, like, personal details or anything. Her phone number, her address. Instagram. No, I'm who says no. No, I love this for you, Vornay. We love happiness on your face.

I was getting messages when I put up the Stuart Island video, which was the week we went away last week. And people are like, the shadow I've seen, the reflection in your glasses. Who is looking at that style? That's intense. Yeah, yeah. But yeah.

Cute. I can't afford to pay a camera person. You guys, you've been coming at me, you could be coming at me for a handbrake. This is the biggest handbreak ever. I love this. What do you mean a handbrake? Pulling the handbrake, doing a fat Ui.

I was never on Love is Dead. He was never on the Love is Dead Highway. No, you were on the Love is Dead Highway. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was on Life as a Highway. Another great song, yeah. Another great song. Different highway, right?

Well, Love is alive. We'll come back next and play $10,000,000 Street Show. I think we haven't finished here, have we finished. I don't know any more questions. There are any more questions? No, 6, 96. 9-9-6. Yeah, 96696, just a quick Q&A with Bourne. It's cute, fat Uie for Haley.

No, no, we're talking about Vaughn, Vaughn, Vaughn, Vaughn. I'm dumb. Wait, hang on a second. Has she seen your face? Wait, has she been to Spec Savers? Like, is she all right? She did. Hang on a second, because my memory of her,

having murdered her multiple times, is that she's supremely hot. And yet she's looked at your face, which clearly says, I don't know how to have sex, and she's deemed you dateable. That's absurd A woman of that

caliber just saw that face and went Even though it looks like he doesn't have sex I'll try Said with so much love for That's crazy That a woman like that would see that face and be like Yes Wow

A woman like nuts We're on par when it comes to attractiveness Someone's asking about the racial Ambiguidambigure ambiguity of this situation? Yes, answer yes. I'm not answering. Yeah.

Okay, lovely. Anything else to cover there, Haley? You're happy to move forward? I'm quite happy to move forward, just with just general happiness. How great. A lot of happy messages in. We love a happy Vaughn.

Happy Vaughn, happy life. That's the saying. That's the same, is it? The ZM's Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fleshhorn and Haley. Vaughn's $10 suburb Vaughan's $10 suburb $1,000 street.

It is back. It's all thanks to One Roof Browse, homes for sale or rent with the One Roof app. You can download it now. And this is how it works. We'll randomly generate a suburb somewhere in New Zealand. And if you're in that suburb right now,

you need to call us straight away. 0800 dials at M. Oh, we're off to Christchurch. Oh, yeah. Right. The Christchurch and the suburb is St. Orban's. Sin Albans. St. Orban.

St. Orban. Sin Robbins. So if you're in San Orban's in Christchurch, even if you're just driving through the suburb. Yeah. Or you're living there or you're just there right now. 0,800,000. In the first caller through, if we can prove you're in that suburb, you get $10 instantly transferred from Vaughn's personal bank account. Mm-hmm.

So quickly. Funny reference. Did you know that St. Orban started out as a swamp? A swampy, is it? A swampy, is it? A swampy, is it? wetlands covered in dense flags and toy toy toy so uh there we're not it's a suburb but when it floods maybe you see it uh stella good morning hello hello are you in san orban's right now

yes i am okay are you passing through or do you live there both okay all right okay whereabouts um could you could you give us a street in san orban's that you're on now so we can kind of work out on google maps if you're lying or not uh uh Edgeware Road. We don't say that word on this network. You've offended. Zemmware Road. Cuspware Road, we'll go where a road.

Whereabouts? Now, this is a street that starts in the suburb and works its way out. Oh, okay. Isn't it? Yeah. So whereabouts on that road, are you? By the petrol station. Okay.

Well, you would say that, though. Lots of roads have petrol stations. I'm just, I'm just been wearing here. So we can Google Maps it. It's on like the corner of Cranford as well Okay, all right What, um, Petra Station is it? What brand of Petra Station?

BP. BP, okay, okay, let me get, Okay, let's bring up the Google Maps here. Yeah, well, there's the BP right. We could test her, what color is the BP service session? Oh, yeah. He's good. He's good.

He's good. He's good. She would say that. She would say that, though, wouldn't she? I'm going to go on gas spy. and see what the price is. Okay, yes, good, good, good. How much is 91 there at the moment?

I'm just got to sit through a Door Dash ad. I can't see the side. I'm on the wrong angle. Oh, okay. Are you in a car? Pardon? Are you in the car? I think she's there.

I don't tend to get a liar, liar pants on fire. I get a shoe shoe shoe, a liar pants on fire. I can hear the flames laughing from the pants. Can you see a house or a business number? What can you see? What can you see?

other than the BP? 105, 105, okay. What, is that a house or a... Yeah, there's like some units. Okay, what... Some units. Some units.

What colour are they? Oh, we've gone past BP now, where the looks of this. Baysy grey? Bayou grey. Is it? Are we seeing that, boys? I was like,

Baysie grey. One of my favourite early 2000s female artists. And she met me to it. Okay, well, sorry, babes. I think we've confirmed that you are in the $10 suburb, Stella, of San Albans. It is time now to bring in the envelope for $1,000 street. And yesterday we gave away $1,000 street with our caller. She was on great.

You were literally on one of the biggest roads in the suburb. So just to confirm again, which road, Stella? Edgeware Road. Again, we don't say that word on this network. ZMWidge, Ridge, Wedge. Zed Mwege Road. Yeah, thank you. ZMWitt Road.

Yeah, thank you. Okay, today's $1,000 street is... Rutland Street. Oh, is that even... Is that close? Let me just punch that in, Rutland Street, Christchurch. Well, it shuts up the road.

It doesn't intersect. It doesn't intersect each of them. Okay. Kind of close, but Stella, unfortunately, missing out on the $1,000, but we do have that $10 transferred instantly from... Yeah, I'll do that right now, so you can pull up your bad details. The Z&P Podcast Network.

Play Z&M. Fleth Vaughan and Haley. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Ah, do do-d-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Today's fact of the day, I think, Stuart Island work here at Fact of the Day. Beautiful place. Get on down there. Fletch and I, we're going to go and do the walk. Yeah, we're going to do some hikes.

Yeah. Because yesterday when we were talking about it, someone seems. me a video they're like this is us day hiking around Stuart Island it was just full of Kiwi. Oh, walking around to do that. Okay. Let's organise that. Let's get that done. You on, Haley, you want for a four day hike through nature? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's not my cup of tea. We'll always say to Fletch, don't wait for me when we've been on hikes. You go and I'll

just meet you there. Yeah. And Fletch is just like... that if we're all at our own pace. So like the hedgehop. No, we're not leaving Haley alone in the bush. I could give her my personal located back and actually. Yeah, yeah. Just leave me with a flare. I'll be all right. PLB, as we say in the business. You don't get a flare, Haley.

Look, if somebody sort of man eugles me on the way, I'll just set off the flare and you'll know. Well, I think this is, I've heard from a lot of people who share my love for Stuart Island and say you've got to do this as fact of the day. So this is my very simple fact of the day finish up, but also a correction. Because lots of people have said to me,

you should do a fact of the day about the fact that the only police officer on Stewart Island is called Stuart. Oh, brilliant. No, it's spelt like Stuart? No, STU-A-R-T. Stewart. And people messaged and you've got to talk about the fact that the cop on Stewart Island is called Stewart.

It's so funny. I've got sad news. Oh, no. Stewart's left. Stuart transferred to a different post. Well, where's he gone? Somewhere in the South Island. It's not the same when it's...

Well, his last name is South, so maybe he's going to be the South Island. Not the same though if Stuart moved to like, I don't know, Christchurch. Yeah, that's not funny. Just another Stuart. I bet he's going to miss it. Yeah. I bet when he's out and about now it won't be like, well, for a start, being the only cop on an island.

Yeah. Must be wild. Because you kind of, I guess you kind of on call the whole time. And you would know everybody. So everyone would be like, oh, come on, mate, there's a break. Yeah. Yeah. And, you know, you're on the bloody Patonk team with him.

Patonk. Yeah. They love the throng in Sturt. They love Patonk in circuit. They probably play pickleball. Everybody's playing the pickleball team. You're on the pickleball team with Stewart. And then you go on how many ping's here for no waft?

And you're like, dude, I was just playing pickleball with you. I was very much there. I'd be like, no one here's going to have a warrant of fitness. Why would you bother? I checked every car of walk past. Everyone had Warrant and Ridge. Yeah, because there's nothing else for Stewart to do. Apart from ping people for Warren and Ridge.

And there's one mechanic on the island. That's insane. And 800 cars. So average it out. He's doing a couple of wafts a day. easy. Do they have like a new world or a Woolies? Yeah, what's the supermarket? Or is it a fresh choice?

They got a four square. Oh yeah. Why's that? Well, no, I just wondered. Do they have a bank? No bank. Well, I'm about to get my rewards points down there. No bank, no doctor. No doctor. No doctor. Do they want a minute a 10 mega? Is there an animates down there? Yeah, there's no chemist warehouse, unfortunately.

Goodness. Show sponsors. Is there a moochie? I can There's no merchie on Stuart Island. Shit. What would I do? Are there any like... There's an amazing museum. That's very, very cool. That's way that's just as good.

Oh, cool, but where do I get biscuits and lollies? Well, for the four square. And dresses. I was surprised. The four square wasn't that expensive either. Yeah, right. Because if I ran that four square and I had you on that island, I'd be wringing you. Yeah, but that's...

Ranging you. Are there shops like shops to shop at? No. There's like... Fun shops? No. No, there's no fun shops to shop at. I think we've lost.

Taylor on our Stewart Island trip. There's like two cafes, a pub. The like red shed, which is the famous red shed, that's where all the tourism stuff happens. You can get like souvenirs and stuff and there's the for score and there's the pub. And my God, it was perfect in that simplicity. Yeah, right. Beautiful.

See New Zealand fly there? No, New Zealand doesn't fly there. But they do have that landing strip. You can fly there from a go. Yeah, right. That sounds fun. Or take the ferry. Okay.

Okay. Another interesting fact, because there's no high school on the island, right? There's a primary school with 30-something kids and three teachers. And that's 10 kids per teacher. That's a great teacher. They just hold you back seven years after you finish your last year in primary school. If you had to go to a boarding school on the mainland, the real NZ ferry that runs, you get free ferries. Oh, that's nice.

So you can go to it? You can come home at the weekend and stuff? You can't have everybody on the island thick, can you? No, you can't. You need some smart. I bloody work. What about, I haven't even thought about famous people from Stuart Island. We must have a couple of New Zealanders.

Nah, I don't reckon there's any. No. Who? Stuart the cop. That's about it. People from Stuart Island. Famous. Oh my God.

Any old blacks? Okay. So you know who usually on a Wikipedia page if you go famous people from So on So it'll have like ABCDFG. This has A, B, JN, STW. And you will have heard of none of them. Oh, okay. Yeah, they'll be like education as a or something.

Oh, well, there's one called Sheila. She was a New Zealand writer and freelance illustrator. Many of her books cover natural history and the history of Southern New Zealand, particularly Stuart Island. Oh, that's nice. That's cute. That's nice.

You get down the head, right. You book your paint your pictures. You draw your mushrooms. So today's fact of the day is up until recently, the only police officer on Stuart Island's name was Stuart. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. I do-do-do-do-do-dood-dood-dood-dood-to-do-d-do-do-do-do-do-do. The Z-M Podcast Network.

ZM's flesh, Forne and Haley. Former Mars's champion, Sergio Garcia, golf player, has apologized for his conduct during the final round of the first major. He smashed and broke his driver in a fit of frustration at the second tee. The second tee. I'm made of metal.

Yeah, dude. He went nuts. I love, I just like, and this is a question. I love a tennis tantrum. Oh, yes, that are my favourite. Grow up. You're a professional sports person. Like, don't smack your racket.

like a baby. Go to therapy. You expect to see that at the Kilbony tennis club. Do they have a tennis club? Yeah, exactly. When Daryl's, you know, really had a bad game. Darrell, the accountants had a bad game so he smashes his $90 racket, like whatever. But when you're being paid millions of dollars and you don't get the

hit you want and you smash your little racket. Yeah. Curios. Like, grow up, you're a professional. There is a Kilburney Tennis Club. 14 Crawford Road, Kilbony Well, yeah. My dad used to play there. Did he? That was his... Did Craig give us? smash his record in a tanty?

Oh, dude, I have watched Craigie Boy throw some, he's a squash player and some absolute squash tangents of the court. I've watched him smack his record on the ground and I remember when I was a kid watching him lose at a game and he used to scream himself, move a fat boy! To himself!

Why don't be so hard? Now how is he on the pickleball court? Does he had the same... So Patsy and Craig have been doing pickleball because like squash and tennis are too stressful for him now. But yeah, Yeah, Craig's had somebody on-court tanties for sure. So this is what we want to know right now. What was your sports tantrum?

And it's always social sports. It's adults are the worst. Adults having a tantee. Social sport. Very rarely is it social. You can text in 9-696. 0800 dials at em is our number. We're going to kick the ball off because we asked on Instagram.

Yeah, we asked on Instagram when you had a sports tantrum. Ruby said, I ripped a girl's singlet off her back during a game of basketball because she beat me to the basket. That's the game. game. She was, like, you beat her to the basket next time. Yeah. And do it more. Tamara said, I'm embarrassed to say, unfortunately, I've pushed a few people on the netball

court. Do you know, I didn't realize how ferocious indoor netball was until I played indoor cricket. And you'd watch them next door. And it's like, it's feral. It's a bit feral. Yeah. They, like, scratch, and they're rubbing up against each other. And yeah, yeah, it's a lot.

Mart says, I was in a squash tournament. And a boy much younger than me was destroying me. was destroying me. I left mid-game and a huff. That's not good sports, no. Huff. I'm playing Nintendo Switch Sports,

and he went hard out, so I chucked the controller. And stormed out. Yeah. That's Nintendo Sports. Nintendo Switch Sports, but still it counts because it was a sports tanty.

It does. Well, if you've had a sports tantee, we want to know about it. 0800 dance at M-66. We want to know about your adult sporting tantrums. Because it's funny when you're an adult. Kids, of course, They're going to learn, don't they to be

You know Not great examples Don't we Don't we? It's probably always a I mean you go to kids sports a bit It's probably always a parents It's worse behaved

Oh I don't like it at all Like yelling Yelling Yeah And netball I don't like it But then at hockey Because that's my game I yell So you know

Ebs and Flows Charlotte this was at netball You had a tantee Yes I don't have a bit of a tandy I was playing Gold Keep and my partner

was golf shoot and she was shoving me around and the ref wasn't like couldn't see it. Yep. And so I gave her a good elbow back and she performed like a football player and fell over, made the big deal about it. Yeah. And the ref gave me my one and only warning. I've had a netball and I sort of snapped back at her like it was my mum and threw a bit of a tantee and stopped my foot.

Oh, darling. You snap back at the arm, at the ref? At the ref, yeah. Oh, no. And what did the ref say? Oh, she was just like, this is your warning, like get on with it. And awkwardly, the ref was one of my old mate sisters. Oh, right.

So she would have gone and been like, good God. Temper on that one. You should have seen Charlotte today. Yeah, yeah, sure. Oh, no, and but otherwise since then you've been well behaved? Yes, I've been much more sneaky about it, not getting caught. Oh, so not one more, no, you're just been sneaky week here. That's what made Richard McCourt one of the greatest rugby players of all time.

He did it. He was sneaky. He was sneaky. Sneaky. He was sneaky boy. Charlotte, thank you. some messages in. I was playing minigolf. I was the only girl playing with a bunch of boys

and I was beating them all. Hull 6. I did terribly. And I threatened all the boys. If they didn't let me restart whole 6, I was going to leave without them and not play the rest of the mini-gol. Why is it mini-golf? Someone's always like, can I restart? This isn't fair. Do you remember when I'd chuck that huge shit in Fiji when we went as a group? Because it was like,

minigolf, it was hot and I couldn't get it and I was just like, did you chuck up like a proper shit? Yeah, dude, I stormed off. I made me rub a little dandrum. So funny. The worst bit is after you've done it and then you walk away, then you're like, oh, I've got to go back.

I've got to go back and be embarrassed. My little sister was a shocking person to watch play sport growing up. She'd be doing cartwheels one minute and then ripping the ball off her teammates the other and then lying on the ground and refusing to move if she got sobbed off. ADHD. You got a bit of everything. Talking about your sports tantees.

Yeah, tantrums. I love these messages so much. We're all just big babies, eh? Yeah. Just existing in the world. And the reason we talk about this is because someone did this at the Masters, the Golf Masters, had a Tantan through the, like, smash their club.

Yeah, and they've had to apologise. I don't know if they've been fine. There was talk about the administrating body. The Pidge. Pidgea. The Pigeger. Yeah, because you do in tennis, say you take a hit. Oh, they get, you get...

And, like, cricketers do. Yeah, cricketers, you can be, like, find part of your match fee. Yeah. You can be stood down. Rugby players. Yeah, that guy was sanding the ball. And what did he get to keep playing, didn't he?

Yeah, he did. Was it Steve Smith? Was that his name? I don't know. I don't know. What did he do? He was the Australian captain, wasn't he? Yeah.

Come on, mate. You're the cricket guy. I'm throwing some bones out here. Come on, cricket boy. I'm not getting anything from you. Yeah. I stepped a woman at mixed social touch. When I did, she stumbled and fell over.

Once she got up, she was complaining to the ref. Like, is he allowed to do that? Is he allowed to do that? Is he allowed to the refs? Yes. That's touch. It's touch. It's touch.

He doesn't want you to touch him. You can do more. There's anything. Stop them from touching you. My then three-year-old was doing a kid's fun triathlon. At three. I'm sorry, that's got Tiger Mum written all over it. A kids' thrathlon at three.

It's literally as many events as you have been years alive. Yeah. At the last station, they had to have their shoes off. So my husband decided it would be faster for a daughter to have her shoes off from the beginning. I can see the thinking behind that. Because they have to take a long time to get their shoes off and on. If you've ever been in a hurry and you're like,

Come on, shoes on, shoes on, you've got to say it a thousand times. You're just working it all out. It was a chilly morning, very dewy ground. So at the end of the run, she was crying because her feet was so cold. And she didn't want to get on the bike. My husband threw the tantrum and stormed off because she wouldn't get on the bike. And all the other kids were passing here. Certainly not his proudest moment.

And I don't let him forget about how bad it was. Zero four one who texts out in, how old is your daughter now? Yeah. And is he still like this? Yeah. As you're getting worse as she gets more coordinated. Yeah. I've been kicked off multiple indoor netball courts

for having a tantin arguing with the ref. In my defence, he was blind as. Actually? At a mixed indoor netball game, this guy was being so dramatic, I called him Mr. Shorten Street. They love that, eh? Oh my God, imagine doing that.

Every time they do something, you're like, dund, dund, dint, dint. Like how much you would, like, annoy them? He thought it was a compliment, and he thought I was calling him a doctor. Oh. I was like, no, it's because you're being dramatic. Stop ruining the clever insult by not understanding it.

Nothing like insulting someone and they'd take it really well. Yeah. I was playing rugby for a senior rugby team in Duned and I didn't even get to go on the field. So I said, F this and I walked in a half and I threw my boots against the wall in the changing shed. Oh, bench warming. Yeah. Well, that sucks. It's right.

Bench warming, you get the glory and you don't have to do anything. Do you see how muddy they end up at some of those guys? Yeah, and you get to wear those sleeping bag jackets. They look cool. Yeah, they look so comfy. Sit on the bike. Yeah. And do like the spring grass on the side of the thing.

It's fine. Stay warm. Stay warm. I was goal keep. I tell you what. Do you think it's the goal keeps? It's women and netball. That's a very strong theme throughout this.

Very strong themes throughout this. I know, I've seen this at indoor cricket. I've seen it next door in the nets. Yeah. Yeah. I watched a friend of mine, Rachel, play indoor, like social indoor netball. And the frotaging of these women just shoulder barging each other. Yeah.

Oh, the frottage on them. My gosh. I was goal king. and the goal shoot that was playing again said goal keep, more like goal bitch. It's not even clever. It doesn't even rhyme. It's not the same letter. It's nothing.

The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Flashhorn and Haley. I was actually just on the apps before because they've been very dormant for a bit. The dating apps sitting there. I did a bit of a refresh because I always. will say some of the photos, yeah, they were 10 years old. And I just say, it's unrealistic. So there's been some...

What ones have you got? You don't have to say, I don't know if that's a question you asked. I've got a real cute one. Remember you guys told me put that one on. No, no, no, that's a cute one. No, no, we're not in what photos, what apps are you? Raya Tinder and Field. Right, okay.

Yeah. Rayer was the... Yep, that's the one that you somehow managed to get on. Because I'm hot and famous. No, I've got that one of me at Hobarton. Oh, that's a great photo. Yeah, that's a great photo. Great photo.

That's me. Oh, she's a comedian. Oh, she's on stage. Yeah, that's a great photo too. Yeah, that one there, that's me. She travels. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the fan that you use and keep you go,

herself's got a swear word on it, so that shows you're a little bit. Oh, yep, there you are. That one from when I periodically got really hot last year, but then let it go again. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you wait that. Yeah.

No, I updated for this reason, but don't say what it is when you see it. Oh, okay, gotcha. Interesting. Okay. If you know, you know. So there's been some research done into like the type of photos

that you use on your dating profile and some of them actually are not sending a good message. At all. That's why I went to have a little quick little review because apparently, I mean, you would think if you're selling yourself, right, on these apps to people for dates or most likely as well, hookups.

And you would think maybe I'll put my sexiest photo, maybe a bikini shot or a shirtless pick. You see plenty of them on the ass, right? Or me with just my car or a giant fish. No, no, no, it's got to be more sexualized. The more sexualized your dating profile pick is that you've put up there to stand out, no, it's going to backfire. So there were three studies that looked into

how sexualized profile pictures affect viewer perception and relationship intent. And I mean, this is like not rocket science, but sexualised profiles just get harsher judgment and seen as far less desirable and therefore got less swipes than people that posted things that were a little bit more wholesome

and kind of showed you're a good traveller or you've got family and that kind of stuff dude now when you say less desirable do you mean for long term or do you mean like for a hookup yeah I mean long term for relationship you're seen as being like not taking yourself as seriously

or anything like that poor part partner material. But short term. But short term, good to see what you're going to get. So short term put up the abs or the bikini pictures, but long term. Because is this just men or was it women as well? It was men and women. Right.

Okay, that's fascinating. Oh, yeah. And they said you can counteracted by adding a humanising bio. So you can neutralise it, particularly for women. So if they came in and said, here's my tattas, but I'm also a nurse and I'm passionate about the planet. You know, that neutralise the barit. Wow. But if it's just the bikini picks or the abs,

it's not going to work if you want long term. If you want long term. But I also think just people should just be honest in their bios what they're looking for. Because there's always a little bit we can say looking for, and you can say casual or long term or something. Just be honest. You know? Yeah.

Anyway, so I've updated my photos to be within at least the last eight years, but definitely not within at least the last eight KGs. The study didn't really touch on old photos, did it? The Z-Am Podcast Network. Apparently, Olivia Dean, the songstress of the moment. The songstress of the moment. Keep listening for your chance to see you live in LA. Can I want to tell you a man I need, right?

Only odd ZM. Only odd ZM. Yeah, that is today's Olivia Dean track is Man I Need, so keep listening for that. Doing interviews with everybody at the moment, everywhere. As said, she'd actually love to do Strictly Come Down. dancing. She's taking up some salsa lessons. She needs to learn to dance. She's going to be fluid on stage. She's doing all the tours, doing all the sexy dancing. That quite often happens when pop stars or musicians become famous, and then they chuck these people on stage and they

have like very little rhythm. Tuolipa, right? Yeah. That was like, yeah. Do you remember that? And now she is incredible. Fluid on stage. Yeah. Which is the whole time. She's amazing. You'd expect, right? Like, if that happened to you, you'd be like, well, I'm out of dance. Yeah, you've got to learn. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

So she said that she'd have to do it because, and so now they're like, we'll take that as gospel. Also, I can't just directly come dancing and she's like, I can't. I'm too busy. I was going to say, one of the biggest pop stars in the world. She pretty could have done this like a year or so ago. Yeah. But remember Zendaya did Dancing of the Stars. That's right.

Like, and she had done a bit by that. No, and she's not the Zendaya we know her as now, but like she'd done a bit. Yeah. Like, for me, if I can. If I could do one reality TV show It was Dancing with the Stars, man. They've never asked me, and now it's cancelled. It could come, be.

Could you do... I know. Do Australia still do it? Yes. My friend, Felicity did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They should do it. This is a question we want to ask this morning. You, dear listener, if you could do one...

If you had to, you have to go on one reality show, you have to. Which one would it be? Someone asked me the other day if I'd do the block. I was like... Jesus Christ. I made up in... I've been living the block.

I don't need to go on TV to do the block. Also, I feel people will see you at your worst on, like a show like The Block. The worst. The worst. And then I'd start crying when I had to use some sponsors ugly tiles. Yes, same. I don't want a nice one. I don't want purple tiles.

I just can't live in a house with purple tiles. Look, and they're like, tell where has that lying around? Um, I don't, but I actually don't know, because I don't, any TV show that takes, um, people. as I guess contestants. Like, what do you do a maths? Or a maths or a bachelor or a... Celebrity treasurer.

I mean, that's not... It would be more of a dating show. What, I just... Somebody just messaged me saying you should do love on the spectrum. One, a bit of a kick in the test. Two, you missed his hard launch. They've all seen the train video of us trying out to CRL this week. Oh, my God. I've watched it again.

I got excited. I could smell that concrete. It was very exciting for all of us, actually, if you haven't seen the video of us on the new City Rail Loop in Auckland. Check that out. Link, apparently. Instagram, what's that? Link is what that sounds.

I call it a loop because it's a loop. It is a loop, but a link. City Rail Link. I don't think the train's going to be offended if you say loop. All right, Tizzy brothers. Come on. You get a distracted. Come on.

If you had to do a reality TV show, which one would you be on? 0800,000. Tell us. You can text through 966. Tell us why as well. And Olivia Dane has spoken of the fact that if she could do a reality show, it would be a dancing one. Strictly come dance in the UK one?

It's not strictly ballroom dancing, eh, because there's a bit of everything else, but it's very, very posh. And she said she's learnt salsa and she'd like to... Yeah, she added a reality to show that would be the one she would do. But it's got asked talking, if you had to choose one reality show, like Gunty Head, you have to. Please, 7. Which... That's not an option.

That's... That's involuntary... Kind of forced on you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's involuntary vaughn. Hiding in a bush and the dog... The old dog Hannah's like, come out. And I'd be like, please...

No. Or border... What's it? Border Patrol. You've got like a pig's head in your suitcase. Yeah, no, like you got any food? You're like, no, that's not food. That's medicine. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And you're like, yeah, but we also ask about medicine on raw meats. Well, it's not either of those. It's... It's magical pig head. I'm sorry, I don't speak English. Magical pig head. Charlotte, if you had to choose

one reality show to be on, what would it be? Hello. Hello? Hi. Hi. Firstly, first time call, a long-time listener. Oh, welcome. We had a couple of those today.

Love that. Lovely. So I would do the Great Community Bake-Off. Oh, that Haley used to host that before it got cancelled. I'd do it. I'd do it too. I'd do it too. I'd do it.

That was the only show I was got to not to be asked to be on. Well, then they do the February of Christmas. wondering you'd raise money for charity. It was the only one. Yeah. Yeah. I will say, Hon, it was so much fun, but it was really full on for the bakers. It's a long day, baking all day, all this pressure.

And then your food gets, like, kind of critiqued, which was a first for people. Could you hack it? Probably. I was going to apply while I was doing PhD because it would have been, like, you know, about down waiting to happen. It would have been a great little, Haley, you'd know better, but that would have been great little story for the producers to get their for their forks into about her doing a PhD but having a passion for baking.

Yes, yes, yes, he's. Adopted by day. Yeah, Baker by night. And then you could have served like mini cakes or chocolate brownies in a beaker. PhD science. Oh, yeah. Right. Well, I've got to say, don't... Would you be a terrible reality TV show producer Fletch? Yeah, you would be.

How are Haley and Pax going to get their forks in a beaker to get a taste of the cake? We use a spoon, a tiny dessert spoon. A little bit. You'll be so, what, a skinny thin, then you can't get any of the cake on it. Sorry, sorry for that, Charlotte. Sorry, Charlotte. But keep your eye out, Charlotte, you never know, it might come back.

While Charlotte's there, Charlotte, would you have done the Amazing Race? No, I'm not very good with, like, maps and stuff. Yeah, see, I would do it. That would be one I would do, but it would have to be with someone that I could travel with. I don't think you'd enjoy it. No, I don't think I would. I don't think it would be too rushed. Yeah.

I just think, like somebody said, message didn't. the Amazing Race would be great. Get to travel for the world, see the world for free. And I'd be like, who's booked me a middle seat down the back of the plane? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. He actually fly up to handle it, Phil Kogan at the end of the Amazing Race.

He wasn't a business. He's just sitting economy. Charlotte, thank you. What can't use my upgrades, can I? Are you sure, man? And he goes to turn left. And he's like, no, no. He's like, but I'm a gold elite.

Yeah. And they're like, sir, please, back at the time. And then he gets kicked off the plane. So you're in the Philippines. Gold Elite doesn't mean anything here. Um, Kirstie, what reality show have you had to would you be on? Hello. Um, I would definitely go on the dog house.

That's the one where you adopt a dog, eh? Oh, yeah. When they come up to you, is that the one where they choose you? Yeah. And they took them in that little room. Yeah. Okay. I'm just reading here.

Yeah. It's on TVNZ Plus. Yeah, they did in the New Zealand version. I think Bree was on it, wasn't she? Didn't she get one of her dogs off the dog house match? So it's originally a UK show. Okay. They take dogs that are in pounds and really and fun.

The heartbreaking episodes of those shows are when someone really wants a dog and there's a dog that's been in there for a little while, maybe got some behavioral issues or whatever, and they're like, this is going to be, this is going to meet up, and they don't match, and the dog has to go back, and the family's like, you're in. Oh, no. He just needs the right. I go to the word.

Yeah. You've started Kirsty off. Kirstie, thank you for great weekend. Some messages in. I'd go on Survivor. I'm useless at puzzles, but I'm great at tidying the kids. campsite and cooking rice and beans. That is the last show on earth I would do.

I never do. Same. I'm hungus, Matt. Oh, Fletch, we've talked about this, Leisure Island. You'd be a nightmare. I get hungry and I just, I'd probably snap someone's neck. You'd be a shitty little bit. I'd probably end up eating whatever all black was on there. I've always got an old old old black.

I take a bite out of Frank Bansy's like, and I'm like, stay still Bansy. We're trying to get you on the fire, Buncie. Yeah. Bancy's like, but I'm old and leathery eat the missed world. I'll be like, I can't be on television eating a woman, pussy? You're trying to get me cancelled?

I mean, eat your arm. Eat someone young from Shortland Street. Yeah. Barley's chilly, but I don't know. You could get yourself. Harder to catch, though. They're a bit more... Nimble.

Nimble. Yeah. No, they haven't ruined their knees because they were playing rugby before glucosamine. Big Sandy here. If I went on a reality TV show, I'd be naked and afraid.

The problem is, Sandy, you'd be naked. We'd be afraid. Oh, my God. Would you do naked a trap? What's the one where they're naked attraction. God no. They start with the legs

and a skinny little legs. She'd be like, not him. Oh yes, she would be, you're right. And then they get to my dick and she'd be like, yuck, it matches the legs. Give them out of it. Play Z-Ns. Flash one and Haley.

Finally, a viral food hack that I'm so behind. And you know what? I'm going to try it today. Today. Okay, go. Now, you know I love, and I won't hear a bad word about,

I've actually had quite a few in Melbourne because I've been working late. Yep. The Phileo. Adelis. Oh, Haley, it's the worst of all of them. It is fresh. It is crispy. It is on a hot, sweet, steamy bun. I'm going to say the hot, sweet, steam bun of the filial fish is a strong point. Yep.

Elite. Yeah, the steam bun is legit. But you can't go past a quality pee or a Big Mac. The McDonald's around the corner from me, we're like almost on first-name basis. Every time, I'm like super late, and I'm like, oh my God, it's like midnight and I'm starting. You're like, hi, Haley, welcome back. Hi, hails, your fillets on the grill. Yeah. Okay, so here's the new viral food trend,

doing the rounds on TikTok and Instagram. It is so good. Okay, fillet of fish. You get your burger. You don't add your shredded burgers like I do. Drive-through. Okay, hold on. You pull up in the car.

Okay, I am going to warn you, Vaughn because you're going to hate this, but it's a double stop. Stay with me, okay? So, bro-br-br-a-minute. At my McDonald's, we've got the old window we ears to order, and that's blacked out now. Right. You do everything at one window.

Go out to the order window. All you are ordering, you can get whatever you want on the side, but you're just ordering a filial fish classic with cheese, right? A little filial fish. Please take your order. Hi, can I just get a regular filial fish, just the burger? Thank you. Roger that.

No, nothing else with that? No, nothing else at all, thank you. Nothing else with your filet fish. I'll find a six pack of chicken nuggets with sweet and sour sauce. Because to me, the filial fish is a secondary burger. You've been purchasing a quarter pounder. Quarter pounder, six pick of chicken nuggets and the filial fish. I really haven't been trying.

I just want for the record, because all of these conversations are recorded, I've not been pushing her to order this much. McDonald's, I am going to need to hurry because I do have to make a second stop for this viral food hack. Okay, please drive up to the next window when you're ready. Okay, great.

So I've got my fillet of fish. Then I'm going to take that filet of fish, fresh, steamy sweet bun, and I'm going to go to St. Piaz, you're going to love our sushi. Right? And I'm going to... Does it have to be St.

St. Pierre's because... Any, any, any, okay. Any, okay. We love St. Pierre. We love St. Pierce. But I'm just saying it's not everywhere. Yeah, it's true. You're local...

You join. Yeah, it's not like Rebel Sport. Where everywhere there's a Ribos... Yeah, we're owned by the same people born. They're right beside each other. Okay, so I'm going to my local... You're just getting caught on the... I'm actually, with Vaughn on this, I would like to see a Rebel Sport

over the other side. Over the other side of town without a Briscoe's nearby. Just saying... 966-9-9-6, is there a single Rebel Sport? that doesn't have a briskos attached to it. Is there a single one? Okay, so we're not going to Rebel Sport or briskos. We're going to St. Pierre's or whatever sushi join you're near.

Okay. And you are getting some salmon sashimi, right? Just your raw salmon. Okay. Just wait, but the salmon is just salmon. No rice. Just the salmon. No rice.

You're taking that salmon. You are soying that salmon up. You were giving it a soy. Then you are laying a layer of that fresh salmon sashimi in your fillet of fish burger. you are closing the lid, munch. Okay, munch, munch, munch. Okay, I would try that.

So you've made like a creamy kind of Asian-y fish sweet burger with fresh sashimi, a hot crispy patty and a beautiful steam bun. Oh, that's not bad. I would try that. This is lunch. This is lunch today. Please share.

Please document this. I'm having it food journey. You're going to be on this afternoon. Although I don't know if that's going to work at when you're normally ordering them at 2 a.m. Yeah. Because like, yeah. Is that a sushi place?

Can I get a son of sushi, me? Oh, another one in the bag. It's a Versace bag as well. If you enjoyed that, give us a rating and a review and be sure to tell your mates. You don't sound sincere there, boy. I'm just reading what's written here. Play ZM's Fletchhorn and Haley.