ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 17th March 2026

Episode Date: March 16, 2026

On Todays Big Pod, People are heating up energy drinks? The rise of digital detox retreats Top 6 - Ways to get babies off of screens Louis Theroux fashion is trending Oscars recap SLP - Are you Anti-AI? What is the pettiest thing you've done? Wired headphone sales are peaking Hayley's Version -  St Patties Edition Fletch is getting free money Fact of the day What is the yuckiest thing about your partner Which relative is speeding up your bio clock? Date night jars 1.6 Billion wasted on unused subscriptions See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

from the ZM Podcast Network. This is... Fleech Fawn and Hayley's Big Pod. Thanks to animates. Making happy happen for pets. Fleech Fawn and Haley, it's two minutes past six. Already six o'clock and Haley's been the victim of theft. It's absolutely outrageous.

Yesterday I brought in yogurt and a fresh punted of plump juicy raspberries for my breakfast. And I popped them in the fridge and then I sort of didn't have much of an appetite yesterday. So I just thought, oh, I'll have them to. Tomorrow. Get in there, get my yogurt. Someone's just straight up eat in my punnet of raspberries. Raspberrys are so expensive.

So expensive. I can't afford that. Even they've been on special lately and they're still super expensive. Like this yogurt's delicious, but it just really needs raspberries. I will not rest. Until you find that...

I'm going to talk to Gungin, the security guard. Yeah. And just launch a bit of an investigation. Shannon will join me. She loves true crime. Shannon? Not enough.

Ted white woman for her, I don't think. We don't know the raspberries could lead to a whole new world. Unless, of course, the raspberries were John Bonnet Ramsey. Now she's on. Now she's on board. Yeah, right. Well, maybe there's security footage. I put some blueberries in the adjacent fridge today.

I saw that. Now, I did go in the fridge that we're not really supposed to, but I just popped it in there. I did, without knowing that it was your raspberries and yogurt yesterday, open the lid of the yogurt because I forgot my yogurt yesterday. But it was sealed, so you were safe. Otherwise, I would have used Haley's yogurt. Well, I didn't know it was Haley's. I just sort of used some yogurt.

It actually feels like the only person sniffing around my yogurt raspberry combo was Vaughn Smith. I put the raspberries back on top of you. I wouldn't touch another person's raspberries. So what time did you touch my raspberries? Well, I can confirm they were there post show yesterday. When you guys took off to the gym and I made my breakfast. Okay, so I had to sleep. I had to sleep in my car.

When we went to the gym. When you went to the gym, the staff made it. I went ahead of sleep in my car. Tell you what. I'll tell you something about the Ford Ranger. Not bad for a big boy on the back seat. No. The top six, apparently babies have a lot of screen time.

Too much. Some up to three hours a day screen time for the babies. That's too much for the baby. Top six ways to get the babies off the screens. The Fletch morning, Haley, Big Pod. If you're here for health news, we've got it for you right now. Yeah, if you're feeling the change of the season is bringing, you know, some sniffles or some

dry throats or whatnot. There's a new trend. We cross now to producer Shannon because I want nothing to do with this. I don't want people to think this is my health advice. I'm going to distance myself from this as well. Yeah. Producer Shannon.

Yeah, well, you know I love an energy drink. I have one every morning. Hashtag health. Yeah, of course. Only the best. My favourite is Celsius, and I've got one here as I do every morning. I've got the brand new favour,

which is my favourite. What is it? Raspberry and peach. I thought you're on the Vs. I thought you were a V. No, that's my dad. Your dad's a big Vee. Celsius is my favourite.

But I'm seeing this trend online. She's trying to get some sponsorship or something. Is this spawn or is this non-spon? I have entered so many giveaways, shamelessly. I lose every time. It's just not happening. Yeah, no, I'm shameless. Do you consider it a loss when you enter a giveaway and don't win?

When I put effort in, yes. When you said I enter giveaways and I lose every time, I would have just thought I enter giveaways and I've never won would be. the... But if you think about how much money, she buys one of these every single day. Yeah. Yeah. It's not good. I was just about to say, do you ever consider buying in bulk to save money? Celsius doesn't sell in bulk I've looked up. They don't sell boxes and stuff like that. Do you want my wholesale Gilmore's? Should we go to Gilmore's?

That would be the greatest thing ever. Yeah, it's good fun. You think Gilmores have Celsius? They've got everything, Haley. They've got like, they've got bulk chopsticks. I saw Hillary Barry there once. Really? Bourne and I saw Hillary Barrett. She buys in bulk. Hillary Barry. She would, eh? In the best bag of flour. Yeah, she does.

And you've started entering competitions as well, huh? Yeah, I have. I just sort of think you've got to be in it to win it. You lose everything that you don't enter. It's true. Wow, that's deep. Confucius. Well, guys, I win everything you don't enter. You lose everything you don't enter.

Yeah. I've seen a new health trend online and I have actually tried it this morning. So what people are saying is, if you're like me and you're an energy drink, girl and you're not a tea or a coffee drinker. I just don't do hot drinks. Neither. But I want the benefits of if I was falling sick, I could get the soothingness of it.

So what I've got here in my mug. That was the craziest thing I've ever heard. The soothingness of an energy drink. Well, I have just gone out. I just, I desperately require the soothing energy

of an energy drink. Arguably terrible for your health, but sure. I have got, in my mug, is my salceous heated up for 30 seconds in the microwave, and I've got energy tea. What, like an energy lem sum? Oh, no. And I will say, I hate this. In a crazy turn of events, our CEO is outside the studio right now by himself.

He's moving tables and chairs, crazy man. And I ran into him. He was watching me put an energy drink into our work microwave. It's boxy moving. I didn't put the can in, don't worry. I didn't put the can in, don't worry. in a muck. Would anyone like to try it? Haley, would you like to try?

Go on, come in. I'm coming in. Also, on Celsius's website, you could become one of their ambassadors. They've got a tab on their page that's just ambassadors. Do you add honey if you're suck? What do you mean? Pooh.

Don't drink energy drinks at all. Don't say poo. Sorry. It's just more, yeah. The only time I'd have an energy drink is at a moment of desperation with a red bull vodka. Okay, Haley's going to try the warmed up energy drink. That's going to be bad. Isn't that young? It's so bad.

No, no, just like imagine if you were sick and you were like, I need to get ready for my day, I need to heal. Also, this isn't a hat. Oh, Shannon, this isn't healing. No, but like, I could sense a benefit. I'm not, I don't want to shit on your Celsius sponsorship here. Personally, for me, I don't, you know, energy drinks is so overwhelming. Well, do you know what my best...

But war makes it worse. One of my best friends every day has a V with a barocca in it. That's... We used to have a hangover remedy that was a barocca dropped in a blue powerade and it was called the Timmy Turtle because it went green. That was really good stuff. Yeah. Yeah, no, she puts a barocca in or sometimes a hydrolite.

I just don't know what would happen to me if I was to drink a mug of that. Like, start my day that way. I don't think you could do it. I feel uneasy after two sakes. I think just maybe stick to a lemon honey. No, no, I think this is my new routine. Someone on the text machine has suggested we fire Shannon. Wow.

You know what? Go for it. I'll die on this hill. She doesn't need it now. She's got her Celsius ambassador ship. Yeah, she's an ambassador for an energy drink company now. Hot Celsius. The Fletchborn and Haley, big pod. A digital retreat is the new type of retreat.

That people, I'm again. all retreats were digital retreats before we recognised we needed one like you know those people who go to like the the silent retreat for a few days we know it yeah you're off your screens yeah a digital detox retreat you don't retreat into full digital you don't go to a I get away and just surround yourself with screens and plug into the matrix

kick into your room and there's an iPad a TV and iPhone an extra touchscreen yes yeah a lot of screens A lot of screens. Well, but when you used to go to a silent retreat, I guess you didn't take your devices anyway. No. But these are basically, you go to a retreat with no reception

in your hand in your phone when you get there. And then just... That made me feel anxious. You're just saying it. I hate being away from my phone. That's what they say. The first 24 hours does feel uncomfortable. You experience withdrawal symptoms like...

Drugs. Like actual physical withdrawal from drugs or dependence. Like addiction. Yeah. After a day or two, the greater calm, clarity, creativity and strong connection with others and nature overtakes. Oh. Have you ever accidentally been without your phone for a few hours?

And you're like, what do I feel a little bit more relaxed? Yeah, I mean, you're so used to the notifications, right? And the dopamine and you take it away and you just like, Yeah, and I don't think I've stayed away from my phone long enough to experience the euphoria. You know what I mean? I've only experienced the immediate anxiety. Right. Of not having my phone.

Okay, so you can go to Ireland and go to the same. Sam-Soo cabins. I'm good at Ireland. Remote off-the-grid cabins in the Irish country. So no Wi-Fi. Minimal tech. Board games, books, nature. Hikes. Simple meals.

Simple meals. At a meal time, you'd want your phone to chat jeepeteer what you could make with the ingredients you've got. Yeah. That would work. If I'm in Ireland as well, I'd want a stew, not a simple meal. You know, like something. Well, a meal is a simple. You just put chocolate all in a pot and leave it for long enough.

But I'd like a real nice, boogey one. Yeah. There's a few examples of unplugged cabins in the UK and Spain, solar powered cabins hidden in rural areas. Are there any New Zealand? Somebody just Google. Yeah, there are. The top digital detox retreats in New Zealand are Maruia River Retreat, Nelson Tasman. 500 acres of nature.

I think you can say $500 a night. I was like, what, for no Wi-Fi. Tarata Eco Retreat, which is in a Rupehu, off-grid glamping. Oh, yeah. So there is a lot of that. There are a lot of locations where it's a farm and someone's chuffed a cabin up the back and you take a gravel road to get there and there's no reception. That's love.

Madagana, there's, um, they have plenty. They're all over the place. But also we live in New Zealand. Like just go stand a dock hut. Hike in somewhere amazing with a beautiful view. Cheaper. You're normally, yeah, cheaper. You're normally off grid.

It's a great experience. Do you know what? I'm going to put my phone down for the next four minutes. I just had to check my time. make sure if I do the same, I'm not going to miss anything. Yeah, same. Four minutes. I'm going to watch you do this.

Yep, 6.30. I won't pick it out. Okay, we'll come back next and see if, wait, you're going to shut your laptop too? Yeah. Did you hear that? I would show my laptop, but I've got a top six to right. So you'll have to excuse me for rubbing my detox. I'm going to sit here and I'm just going to think and feel. Okay.

I hate it already. The Z&M Podcast Network. From the unmoderated comment section, this is the top six. Babies, we like it or not, we were all babies once. Yeah, I was, I'm a former baby. I'm an ex-baby. And a former child? A reformed baby also.

Yeah. Yeah. 72% of nine-month-old babies have some form of screen time daily. The average exposure is about 41 minutes a day, but a small minority about 2% are having more than three hours screen time a day. Yikes. I've never been a parent, but I can imagine. imagine it's so easy just to plop a tiny, loud, annoying thing in front of a screen to shut it up.

Oh, God, yeah. Is that how it works, parenting, born? Well, if you're just going to get something done and a little baby will be captivated, it is an easy way to get, like, just the washing on, the dishes done, etc. Well, they're not helping with the dishes. Can't reach the same. Useless. What do they give to you?

Joy. Right. And one day I'm hoping They will turn a blind eye As I switch my own life support off Right I'm like mute that alarm It's reaching for the course

Mute that alarm will you love Pong straight out of the wall What researches found With babies that watch more than three hours a day Were less likely to be read to Didn't sing with their parents And didn't go outdoors And that's bad stuff

Yeah that's bad For babies God we're not It's not looking great for the future Is it of the world And if we won't be here Yeah Yeah, true.

No screen time for babies under two except a video calls to grandparents is what the general health situation is. Not exposing them for hours and hours and hours. Not good for the babies. Well, I've got the top six ways to get babies off screens today. Number six on the list. Get them involved in some more social sports teams.

Yeah, join the local netball. Netball team. Softball, I see, is quite big. It's taken off. Yeah. That's taken off. You get babies out on third base. Marching, get some leather boots on those feet.

Yeah, kind of a thing. Three month old is about the same size as a mitt, though, isn't it? Well, you could use it as a mitt should you not have a mitt. Yeah, catch the ball. I mean, put them on the base. All you've got to do is get the ball to them. Yeah. Number five on the list of the top six ways to get the babies off the screens.

Put the screens on a shelf. These are babies. Can't see? They can't get up there, can they? No, it's too high. It's really smart. Number four on the list of the top six ways to get babies off screens. Send them to a Thailand digital detox retreat.

Yeah, we just spoke about it. Yeah, we just spoke about it. digital detox of treats. All the rave, rage. And, you know, we'll expand their palette as well because, you know, all of the delicious street foods because at the moment, they're just breast milk. I know.

Have a chicken saute. It's a variety. Yeah. Get a sate skewer on a street, a random street in Southeast Asia. Some 24-hour old padsy-you. Yes. Yum. Number three on the list of the top six ways to get babies off screens.

Get them jobs where they can't just sit on their phones all day. That's a problem. Not enough these babies are working. Yeah. They're always just sitting there on screens. I was straight into a sweatshop as my earliest memories in front of a banana. And you're trying. Yeah, tiny hands.

You got a banana. I got a posh one. We got some. Nice. I think I, untold amounts of sweatpants I made. Oh, yeah. I bought them. They were quality.

Thank you. You were the best. You were notorious. Great at sewing on the stirrup. Yeah, the stirrup. Great little hands. Number two on the list of the top six ways to get babies off screens. Hide their charge.

That way when they run out, they're done. Yeah. Normal screen time. And number one on the list of the top six ways to get babies off screens. Get them back on the OG screen. Etch a sketch, baby. Oh. The OG screen.

I think you're going to say nature. Looking out at nature, that's the OG screen. OG screen is a window. Just a window. Get them looking out that window. Or on the etcher sketch. Why, we were too poor for an etcher sketch. Only rich kids had those.

You did. You did. Each, did you? I'm kidding, I'm kidding. We had some knock off extra sketch for a while, and you'd just be getting your work of art done, you'd just knock it a little bit, and it'd reset the whole thing. Yeah.

Well, when your brother wasn't looking, Magna doodle. We had a magna doodle, not an extra sketch. That was different. That dragged the sand, the magnetic sand to the top with a pen. Yeah. And then you'd wipe the screen to get it to fall back down. Yeah, yeah.

Of course you had one of those, so. Yeah, I had a magna doodle. Wow. They had a magnetoodle. No, magnet doodles over here. We just played in the dirt. Oh, good old dirt. Yeah, it make mud patties.

You make mud patties? Yeah. Yeah, it's very sad. No, I had a magnetoodle. Yeah, it's good stuff. Yeah, it's really good for you. Good stuff. Phil's character.

Oh, it does a lot. So does a magnet doodle. Magnetuddle really does. That's the day's top six. The Z&M Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fleshhorn and Haley. Well, it's out on Netflix. I love Louis Thoreau.

I've watched everything he's done. I love him. Yeah. He's made documentaries for ever, right? You're like 30 years or something like that? Yeah. And you've got to remember, his money don't jingle, jingle, it folds. Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle.

Yeah. Now, I like it when you wuggle, wiggle, wiggle. Is this his first Netflix documentary? He's always, was it the BBC? Yeah. He's been the BBC man for ages. Okay. So Louis Theru, inside the manosphere, basically looking into toxic masculinity

and how it's shared online in particular. He meets a whole bunch of man fluences who are like, he's ought to be a real man. Because a lot of people, I've seen a lot of people online saying if you thought adolescence, the Netflix four part kind of series shocked you, this is kind of will shock you more, especially if you have teenage boys. Because this is real world? Yeah. And you're like, is this what they're watching? Is this what they're ingesting?

Yeah, it's a very shocking documentary and he meets one guy in particular who's kind of like the main toxic man. A lot of you people on TikTok are saying, oh, Louis Theroux is going to feel. finish you in this documentary. In the days after I left HS, he seemed to brood on our encounter. I was struck by his level of suspicion. Maybe that's his game to act like he's your mate. You know, it probably is. But I was also

curious about this strange new world he seemed to embody, using extreme content with global reach to sell products. I love his voice. I know. It's so good. So famous. So good. HS Tiki Tiki. Hs Tiki is a 24-year-old called Harrison Sullivan.

Is he only 24? Yeah, man. He has the most backwards, problematic, awful view on life and women. Yeah. It wasn't good, eh? It's a good watch, but it does shock you. It does. I mean, yeah, it does.

Yeah. Do you know what I was shocked the most by was when they were out and about filming with these influences, these Manosphere influences, the amount of, like, young teenage boys that were going up to them, like, they were seeing the biggest celebrities. Oh, yuck. seen. That was quite scary. Perhaps a little PSA to just double-check what your kids are looking at.

It's insane. Worth a good watch. It's on Netflix now. I feel like it could have been like five parts. It's one movie. It's an hour and a half, just one doco. But I feel like he didn't even really touch on

how it affects women. I mean he did speak to a couple of the women in the documentary. One of the influences called his wife or his girlfriend his dishwasher. Yeah. And then she's just like, I love it.

And then there was the influencer with one way monogamy. Yes. So he can sleep with whoever he wants but she can't sleep with anyone else. Yeah. And then she ended up leaving him because I think Louis Thoreau was kind of like,

you're okay with this? Is this what you want? Yeah. And she left him in the end. Yeah. Oh, actually. And he'll be like, God, this Louis Thoreau's coming and ruined everything. Yeah. He kind of did. He did. Yeah. Oh, God. So do you know what's funny? is Louis Thruh. If you know, if you don't know

Louis Theru, he's like a middle-aged, British guy. He's 55 years old, I just had to look up how old he was. Yeah, he's very like, dress is very simply, has a very like... Yeah, Norm Corps. Norm core. Yeah. You would never think of him as being...

Like any kind of fashion model. Fashion model. Yeah. But he is, so he did a little campaign with Nike and J.D. Sports where he was modeling some airmax. 95 OG Neons. That means nothing to me, but here's the show. It's just a sneaker.

And it's Louis Theroux, sort of squatting down in his Nike gear, like the most unassuming thing. And those shows are like selling out left-right and sent because of this campaign. Was he wearing them in the doco as well? Yeah, yeah. They call them an unlikely fashion icon, sold out run of 175 pound trainers. So like $350. Yeah.

Now being sold on resale sites for about $800 New Zealand. Oh, because they've sold out. Yeah. Like Norm Corps. It's so funny, like here he is, like, modeling them. Look, with his just his glasses and his shaggy gray hair. Oh, a little while ago, his glasses style was the glasses style go-to for the middle-aged white fellow. Well, now, like, if you look at your glasses, they're the same glasses that he's got.

Black frames. Look at that. Middle-aged white fella. Yeah. Perfect. Yeah. I mean, this would shock Louis Theroux to know that he's become a fashion icon. I saw him once on a bike.

Did you? Yeah, I was in Cambridge in the UK. and there was like this market and I was just looking around and I just sort of chingle off on a bike He's sure it wasn't another middle-aged white guy with glasses? No, it was distinctly him

because then he was over in a corner and he was talking and I heard the voice and I was like, it's like when you're in New Zealand you hear John Campbell on the street you're like, oh God, how are you? I walk past him the other days oh, good morning.

He's a lovely man, we love our John Campbell. Yeah, well he's our Louis Thoreau or Patty Gower, John Campbell, they're our Louis Thoreau. Well, it's out on Netflix if you haven't seen it Louis Thoreau inside the manisphere. It's incredible. It's incredible watch.

He is cousins with Justin Thoreau. Yeah. But they say them different. Yeah, he's Thoreau. Louis Theroux and Justin Thoreau. But they are cousins. Theru Thoreau. Potato, potato.

Yeah, tomato potato. Play Z.M.'s Fleshhorn and Haley. It was the 98th annual Oscars Academy Awards yesterday. Why do we call them Academy Awards and Oscars? Oscars is the nickname of the statue. name of the statue. Ah, and the Academy Awards are the awards. The awards, yes.

Awarded by the Academy. On great awards music, Vaughan. Thank you. I googled Oscar's theme music. Are we on the family plan? Oh, yes, I will give a quick shout out to the Christensen's, Christiansen family plan for including me. That's right, they gifted Vaughn at the end of last year a YouTube family plan.

And I know my name, my family members names are Ricky and Sam, because yesterday on my TV when I was watching YouTube, I went back to the page where it says which profile. watch on that. And it said, born, Ricky and Sam. I was like, that's a cute little, we're brothers. I can't believe they haven't kicked you off yet. But you know, it's better than us sitting through the ads all the time, isn't it? Sure is. Yeah. So it was the

98th annual Oscars Awards. It was hosted by the one the only Conan O'Brien, and I think did a great job. I am Conan O'Brien, and I'm honored to be the last human host of the Academy Award. Yes. Security is extremely tight tonight. I just got to mention that. Yeah,

I'm told there's concerns about attacks from both the opera and ballet communities. Timothy Shalalalamay. Also, Timothy Shalame wearing, like, his white. Hang on. So we've got to talk about that. And just must, just know.

Can I just say, I think this year's Oscars for me was like some of the best fashion we've seen. For the men? Because usually the men are so disappointing. They just turn up in their tuxedos. Maybe a little different collar. or something. The men were great. Michael Be Jordan had like a collarless thing with these double buttons.

Yeah, he looked great. And lots of people wearing brooches. Pedro Pascal had this like big floral thing with no jacket. Like they just made, they actually made an effort. Which I really appreciate it. Yeah. You're saying that when Vaughn and I go to our awards when we just wear a suit. In your jandals in Australia.

Unacceptable. No, that was re-carpet. I wasn't walking it. I was just there for it. Yeah. Yeah. So, and then Kylie Jenner, who has been, like, doing the award seasons and, like, nailing it every step of the way. Of course. She's in this red, sequined, perfect dress looking like Jessica Rabbit.

Yeah. And then Timothy Shalemae is there wearing, like, boots, white boots and the white suit and the glasses and the little mustache. And everyone was a bit like, come on, man. No, yeah. He's a very good actor. Timothy Shalamay, but I wouldn't choose them to have sex with. He wouldn't be my pick to have sex with either. But maybe we're wrong.

In any of his roles. Kylie Jen is like one of the hottest women ever. Willie Wonka gave me the ick. Yeah. When he did that. Yeah, yeah. It is irk, hey, him as Willie Wonka. So what happened?

Because I didn't say it, but what happened with the bridesmaid reunion? It was a cast reuniting on stage. They were announcing an award and it was a whole bit. And like when the five of them came out, people just absolutely lost their minds. Oh, this one's from me. Rose, can you please stop looking at me? The eye contact is too much. I'm thinking of leaving.

I'm very uncomfortable, sincerely. Leonardo DiCaprio. I apologize. I have been staring at you. I thought you were somebody else. They did like a whole bit. It was very, very funny. led by Kristen Wigg, of course, in the mother of Maya Rudolph.

Very funny. So the actual awards themselves, Best Picture One Battle After Another, which I actually bought on Apple TV for my parents to watch. And then I left for the night. And then my mum texted me said, we've already seen it. So that's just sat there on Apple TV. What do you mean you just bought them a movie?

Because they wanted to watch a good movie. And I was like, this is a good movie. You should watch it. And then they were like, great. And I said, well, get it. I'll get it, buy it on Apple for you, rent it on Apple. But they'd already seen it? They'd already seen it.

When did they see it? Don't know. At the picture films? Don't know. Are they going to give you the $12 back or whatever it costs? Are they going to give you $7.99? I've started a tab. Yeah, and so they should.

And so they should. Yeah. I was actually really pissed off. It's a lot of money. So best picture and best director, Paul Thomas Anderson, one battle after another. Yeah, good. Best actor Michael B. Jordan gave a very beautiful speech playing twin brothers in the film. Best actress was Jesse Buckley

who she's been kind of winning them all for Hamnet Which I haven't seen yet Best supporting actor was Sean Penn And Karen Colkin announced the award And then Sean Penn And then Sean Penn wasn't there And he said like It's like oh Sean Penn couldn't be here to accept the award tonight

Probably just didn't want to So I'll accept it on his behalf Like it's very Sean Penn not to show up And best supporting actress was Amy Madigan For Weapons Which is like a horror film Oh yeah, I haven't seen that. Yeah, and it's so quite big that a horror film has got one of the top awards.

First woman to win cinematography. Like, it was a really good, it was a big awards. A couple of Kiwis winning as well. Yes, two Kiwis winning, costume and visual effects. Costume for Frankenstein, visual effects for Avatar. Very cool. It was a good Oscars. Good fashion. Yep.

Apart from Timothy Shalame. Apart from Tim Michel and Michelle Alalameh with his white little suit and the moustache and the little boots and stuff, I approved. It's lovely. Clean shaven Pedro Pascal. Yeah, is he doing that for a movie or something? I don't know. It was weird, wasn't it?

Yeah. Where's his little mustache? He doesn't grow like a full, thick beard, but it's weird to see him with nothing. Isn't it? Yeah, I prefer. You know, May, I'll always go facial hair over no facial hair. But if Pedro Pascal came to me,

cleanly shaved and was like, do you want to all make a love to me? I'd be like, yes. That's all good. Bring your boyfriend. Although, yeah, I was going to say, judging by the recent photos, I don't know if he'd be into you, Haley. Bring your boyfriend.

Sure, more than merrier. The Z&M Podcast Network. How do you feel about AI? Is today still a little pole? I've done a Uey, haven't I? Yeah. Yeah. By the way, I'm phasing out of chat GPT.

Are you? What are you doing now instead? I'm moving to Claude. Yeah, that's what everybody's doing. Okay. Can Ouse come with me, though? No. No, that's the thing that's going to be sad.

but it's kind of like being like, you've actually got a really problematic dad and we can't be friends anymore. Oh, my, he's been really helping me lately. I know. I'm gladron and Claude's pretty good. So the reason why people are leaving Open AI is because they are all good with U.S. government

and military stuff, right? Right. Whereas Claude and that organization were like, no, we don't want. That's not what we designed this for. Yeah, we're not designing AI to be like used in weaponry. In weaponry and war. Yeah.

Yeah. Basically. Yeah. I don't, I hated it because I hate people using it instead of using their skills that you have. Like, I hate it for like creative things. Yeah, but then I know so many people that don't have a creative job and it just simplifies and helps so much. Exactly. Yes, I know.

And then why use it now? Like if we're talking about something or a study that we've found or something, I'll pop it in there and get them to kind of break it down into layman's terms. Okay. Or, you know, how do I, what does this symbol mean on my broken this, that, yes, and how do I do now? It's so good. Well, how do you feel about AI? 53% said love it, 47% said anti.

Yeah, it's really split, isn't it? Yeah. I'd say I'm kind of anti. I don't use it a lot every now and again. Yeah. Yeah. Brian says, Brian says AI has its place, but as of right now, it's doing more harm than good in the world. Yeah.

Is there a middle ground of like, yeah, formate my spreadsheet for me, but please don't kill us all, says laws. Yeah. That's a good one. That should have been an option. Yeah. You know why I used it for you today?

I was listening to some bad bunny. Okay. Love bad bunny. Or did you translate? No, I was like, what does this song title mean? And then tell me about the song. And it would tell me about the song.

Yeah, right. And then I could listen along to the chorus and work out what it was about. Right. So that's, that was fun. Wow, I'm so glad that we've come this fun. with technology and you were able to What would I have done in the 90s?

With Latino Spanish music. I wouldn't have known what was going on. Probably read the lyrics in the cover. No, Los Tengos. It just was all in Spanish as well. And I speak no Spanish. Katie said socially, I think the risk outweighs the reward. I'm also a developer and it has significantly changed the way I work.

My husband vehemently hates it though and thinks it soon will take over the world. Yeah. That's a no from me. Yeah, and what everyone's saying, like, there's just going to be untold amount of job losses. Yeah, I know. It's going to really disrupt things. Lucky, though, it comes hand in hand with everything being so cheap at the moment. We don't actually need jobs to survive.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah, such a good time. The environmental impact says Nina, and how people are using it to make silly fake videos and ask silly questions and troll does not seem worth it. I hate the silly fake videos. I think a lot of people don't know about the environmental impacts. A lot of water. You use a lot of water?

It uses a lot of water resources. Yeah. You know, all the storage that we use, that's a big... We need to work out how to make it survive on junk. Junk food. Remember in the second Back to the Future where all of a sudden the car now runs on just rubbish. Yeah. We should do the same thing with AI because we've got all this rubbish.

We've got so much rubbish. We are just all rubbish. Elliot says, I do love AIA. Do you use EA? I love Chachipiti. Chach Gipt. I love Chachibbitty. Do you have a favor?

Check out the club of Boris Johnson saying Chet GPD. Can we play that place? Can we play it? Yeah. I love AI. I love it. Do you use AI?

Okay. Chach GPD. I don't know. Is this on? Do you use Chachipt? Do you know Chachipt? I love Chet GpT. I love it.

Chach chitbitty is fantastic. It's so not. Chach GBT. Chach GPD. What do you use? What do you use? Well, I'm writing various books, but I just use it. I just ask questions.

You know that the answer, but you love AI. Do you use AI? Do you use AI? Do you use AI? Both I hate it. It almost whispers chippity. I love chat chippity. Hannah says both, I hate it, but it's the third parent in my relationship keeping my baby alive with baby advice.

A big guy, you've got to get it from somewhere and it's better than getting it from your effing mother-in-in-law. Earl says Freaking love AI Well I like using AI I get a bit annoyed at the videos Because I find myself Saying man Was that real or was AI

Because sometimes I can't tell But other than that Love it, use it for everything Nathan The espestos of the internet Stealing everyone's work and information Then going on to charge us all to use it As well as how much water it uses

Yeah That's well put Very well put You can't be anti-progress But its use needs to be regulated and the laws need to be quick, says gel. And Rebecca said somewhere in the middle, I hate the fake videos, but it's so ideal for work. I've learned heaps of coding and spreadsheet.

And it writes tons of my emails. Wow. So for silly little poll today, we ask how you feel about AI and 53. Just 53% of you love it. The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's FlashFawn and Haley. We want to know right now what is the pettiest. thing that you have ever done to get at someone.

Now this is a story. This happened to December of last year, but it kind of went under the radar because they're not like huge sports stars. And now people are just kind of discovering this story and thinking it's absolutely ridiculous. So there were two boxes who were going to be in a fight. And you know how before a fight they were obviously having that conference leading up to the event? The way in and the face.

They nearly kiss. They nearly get a line. They get, yeah, yeah, toe to toe. They get so close, you're like, kiss, kiss, kiss. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't everybody saying kiss, kiss, kiss, they are. Most people, when they see boxes,

all those people get up in each other's face, are like, kiss, when I see a boxer and you're thinking they might kiss, I just hope their noses are broken in a different direction so that they can go, like, real close. Yeah. Because if your nose is broken in the same direction, or opposite directions, I guess,

because you're facing, your eyes is going to hit. You're going to have a big fat hony, but you're not going to have a little smooch. No, you're not going to have a smote. kiss on the lips. So Stiz is the kind of name of one of the boxes and Dub P. Rell. Okay, great. Very well-known boxes. Very well-known. And when they were doing their little conference thing, and they trash talk each other.

Yeah. Stiz goes, how about this, invites Dub P. Rell's baby mama up on stage. and then brings out a piece of paper and Stiz has straight up adopted his opponent's son and said, your son is my son now. Why? Isn't that? Okay, that's how does that? That's trash talk.

That's trash talk. He's going to have been an absentee father. He's probably like, fuel. Yeah, probably. Now I'd have to pay child support because he's yours now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he basically used the baby mama as like an attack. Can you stop flossing your teeth?

that's the most awful sound. I didn't think you could hear it. I got chair seeds all on my teeth. I simply can't go on. I simply can't go on. I know. No, turn his mic off if he's going to do it. I cannot hear that.

I'm about to smash you in the face. That is the most awful noise. I've just got a couple more to go. Please carry on. But I can still hear it even if you're not putting it into the mic. Just wait. Just wait. And now you're like sucking them up and re-digesting them.

I can't believe I can't believe people thought I slept with here I would never Listen to that There's nothing about that That I could not My vagina just sealed shut That's the air going through the teeth

No chair seeds anymore Please carry on your story about chizzy Chizzy B Anyway isn't that This is literally the most petty Underhanded move It's so petty You could ever imagine

And this is what I want to know What is the pettiest thing you've ever done How low did you go to make someone feel it? Yeah. So maybe you've got a nemesis, an enemy. Yeah. Or you wanted to get back at an X, like you've broken up with someone, and you're like, you know what, I'm going to be petty.

I'm going to be petty. I'm going to do something stupid. I'm going to do something childish. Someone just messaged it. My dad was made redundant from an awful employer. Well, set employer a few years later made a bid for a job at my work, where I was an admin. Guess who accidentally deleted their contact info.

That's nice. Petty, petty, petty. That's really petty. I love it. That is exactly what we want to know this morning. 0,800 at dials at em, call us. You can text through 9-696. What is the pettiest thing you have done?

To hype up or psych out his opponent, one boxer adopted his opponent's son. That's the simplest I can do that. Did he have about this boxing match? Yeah. It goes through the red tape and paperwork of adoption. Yeah. It's a lot.

It's truly so funny. I want to know what is the pettiest thing that you have done to get at someone. Yes, and wow, the story's coming in. It's so, I mean, most of these, I'm all on board with, but sometimes I like, that was a bit more. You've got a bit far out there. Jess, what did you do? Hi, so my high school boyfriend cheated on me with his female best friend. You have that.

I said to his face, I forgive you, I'll say with you. One of his mates told me he was in love with another female best friend, so I, I floater with her and I sick with her. I'm sorry, what? Sorry, we've got a bisexual on our hands here. That was a bisexual plot twist. But this is a bi-twist we didn't see coming. I did not see that coming.

Powerful stuff there actually, Jess. He knew what he was getting into, so I'm surprised he kept going. Yeah. Wow. He played a fire and he was surprised when he got burnt. Yeah, wow. And then did he have this he, what did he say when he found out? Hot damn.

devastated, devastated, more upset that he couldn't get with her, but neither of us wanted to be with him anymore. Yeah, right, okay. Because also running the risk of him saying, yeah, like you say, hot. Yeah, I'm being like, sick. That's awesome. Yes, thank you. Anon joins us.

Anonymous. How petty did you get? Hello. This is, let me just preface this, when I was a lot younger, it was years ago. Okay. I lived in Australia. I've matured since then, but I'm still happy I did it. Okay.

No regrets. No regrets. So I used to do the coffee run for an office that I worked at. Yep. And I disliked someone so much in the office that I would rub the lid of their coffee cup on the floor of my car. To be honest. When you said I rubbed the lid of their coffee cup on, I was like, I was like, there's a toilet, yeah, yeah, yeah, your bum.

No, no, just the car. Oh, no. It makes it more petty that it's not that bad. Yeah, yeah. And it's just sort of like, get some my car crumbs. Just some fluffing car crumbs. I've never told anyone, I've kept it to myself and sometimes I've got a smile and go, that feels good.

It does feel good, isn't it? How often would you do this on the coffee run, though, anonymous? I plead the first on that. Wow. I love that. It's so good. We're talking years of car rubs. Thank you, Anonymous.

Gracie, how petty did you get? Good morning, guys. Good morning. I love these stories. I used to work at a bar and the sky's coming all the time and it was always so arrogant. And one night we were really busy and I was just clicking his fingers at me and whiffing at me like, oh my goodness. Skylight, we're so busy. It's like, no, bugger at him.

It'll keep ordering it's vodka and oranges and finishing real fast and getting used for me but I just been serving him orange juice I love that Also what self-respecting man is going to a bar and ordering a vodka and orange juice Right

Yeah that's an act right there And then treating weights aren't that bad Act number two You can tell there's no vodka in there Surely right Yeah totally It's a bit of a tan Wow

Oh that's brilliant So good Gracie Thank you Some messages So many pitty moments I love it My boyfriend had mugs in his cupboard with his and his ex-girlfriend star signs on them. I accidentally dropped hers on the tile floor.

Of course you do. And then a few weeks later, accidentally dropped his for good measure. Yeah. What? Because they didn't match. Is that why they dropped them? No, because it was the ex and star sign. Yeah, why is he right on to them?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I work in marketing and this one person at work made our life hell. So when her photo needed to go on the website, we photoshopped her a bit fatter. That's so good. I really like it. I think you should Everybody should do that Yeah

One of my friends Who's being such a be arch Just a bit that you're like Just drag the waist out Just a little Just a bit Square me out of it Yeah

What have you done? Yeah We were in Auckland For a girl's trip One of my friends Was being a total be arch She got blisters on her feet And could hardly walk

I had plasters in my bag The whole time And I thought all she has to do Is ask for a plaster But she didn't So I didn't offer her one Wow A few years ago, when I lost my job, I still had access to the work Instagram,

and every night for a few weeks, I'd log on and remove followers until the account only had 100 left. Oh, my God. That's good stuff. You can be, like, charged for it. There's so many cases of people being dismissed and then logging into, like, work systems. And having a bit of a mountain. And having a tutored. Yeah.

It's, yeah, it's, don't do it. My ex-husband left me. I was putting all his belongings together, and I purposely broke. nasal hair trimmer, he's obsessed with not having nasal hair. Like to see you get a date with that nose? I was in a four and a half year relationship and she cheated on me, so I slept with her mother and her sister.

At different times, I had. At school, we used to build huts and would have rivalries with the people in the other huts. And after school, my friend and I went back and pulled down our pants and did weasel through everybody else's huts. They never knew, but we did. Girls, by the way. Swings.

Just a bus. Man, it's hot. It's a bit of hot. The new head of department said loudly in the school staff room how proud he was to have drilled holes in the boat floor and taken the motor because his ex-wife got the boat in the divorce settlement. Nice to know the calibre of people teaching your children. Jeez.

Drill holes. Yeah, in a boat. That's dangerous. How far off the coast do you reckon she'd get before she started filling up? Yeah, yeah. Well, not very far because she doesn't have a motor either, so. Yeah. My ex gave me a new pin pad door lock for my birthday.

When we split up, he came around and took it out because he's like, that's my doorlock, actually. And uninstalled it from the front door. That's my door lock on the front door. That's petty. That's petty. My ex cheated on my name was a big figurine collector, so I broke all the arms and legs off.

Wow. Spray paint their warhammer, like all one color. You know, people like paint those little... Oh, Haley. Those little things and they go all intro can't they take out. That's not even funny. That's not even funny. The ZDN podcast network.

What's going on? ZDM's Fletch, Vaughn and Haley. We need to discuss the fact that there has been a sales surge 20% for wired headphones. Which we've mentioned before. So a lot of silly, a lot of, it's basically Gen Z. Yeah, I've seen a little younger. And Gen Alpha as well. For the aesthetic.

Yeah. Bring you back wide headphones. Is it to be like ironic? I don't get it. I don't get it. My 11 year old. Our 10 Zs aren't, though, are they? Shannon, Carwin, you're not wired headphone girlies, are you?

All about the... Nah, I'm a bad Gen Z, I think. Nah, I'm cool, man. I like have sex and stuff. Wow. That's exactly what people who have sex. I'm going to turn off my mic, no. Have you seen these headphones?

They're like earbuds, but they're on wires. They did not. They did not say that. That's insane. Yeah, I have seen them. I grew up with them. I mean, they do sell wire attachments for your earpods. Yes.

I know that's ridiculous. That's even worse. It's like a glasses chain for your earpods. I just remember like you'd go running. You'd go to the gym and they'd just always fall out. And the cord would be like whacking like that. You'd be yanked. Or if you'd get on the treadmill and you'd have your iPod there

and then your headphones like that and you'd be running. And if you've got. If you sort of got a bit slow Or like Or they drop down into a puddle or something Or into food Like oh there was a guy at the gym yesterday Who had wired headphones

And an extension lead To his, he was like dangling this massive cord And he was on a machine I was like he's gonna step up And he's gonna get off, it's gonna yonk it out of his ears Guess what? He stood up He yoinked it straight out of his ears If only there was like a way to have the headphones

Without all the wire It's almost like if it was less wire Yeah like wireless Wireless. Wire less. Wire less. Wire less. So there's more, people want more wire.

Kind of a wire less. Well, driven by also celebrities, Harry Styles, Emma Watson, Charlie XX in the UK have driven a 20% surge in wired headphones. In the first part of 2026, it's just gone through the roof. Is it because you don't have to remember to charge them? Well, they asked a lecturer at a university, I don't know why. I'm just trying to think why they asked him but they've quoted someone

maybe he's a I don't know a sociologist or a trend expert or something anthropologist they are yearning for an idolized version of the past Y2K fashion has been making a comeback like disposable cameras on the rise everybody's using those and the vintage like cyber shots

Gen Z's just messaged in I'd like to fan them for taking the time What are they doing up so early? They were exactly they were going to call on the phone but that scared them. I'm a Gen Z here and they are used as an accessory because it makes an outfit look good. Does it though?

Is it because of that early Y2K aesthetics back? So it adds to that. Yeah, it does. Right. Someone said that better for your health? I'd like to hear more about that. I don't think so. We make our students at high school have wired headphones because of the cell phone ban meaning we're trying to limit Bluetooth. That's another reason

they say is that because we talked about how Kmart was selling those almost iPod-esque MP3 players. Yes. That is a way as well for people to digital or to remove screen time is just having a dumb. Having like 10 songs on a little stick. Yeah, exactly. And you're plugged in things.

But also it's just basically the big nostalgia buzz. The wires are back. I hate that what I had is now nostalgia because that meant. I'm ticked over. Say it. I'm old. The Z&P Podcast Network. What's going on?

ZM's Fletch, Vaughan, and. And Haley. Haley's version. Songs sung with different lines. Welcome back to Haley's version. Second of the year, actually. Addressing the fact that it is St. Patrick's Day today. Which I believe we celebrate because of Patrick Dempsey from Grey's Anatomy.

Yes. Correct. He drove the snakes out of Ireland. Yes, he did. Yeah. There were never any snakes in Ireland. No. It's a great ruse there from classic St. Pat's.

Yeah. To sell Guinness, wasn't it really? Yeah. Stay churn, fact of the day. Oh, yes. About the Irish. I was going to say, oh, I thought this would be a good time to look up our Ancestry.com for a fresh hot take on. Quick one.

Yes, because you know I used to be a little bit Iberian Peninsula and Scandinavian Peninsula. They took away your Iberian Peninsula. And I've just got more and more whiter as Ancestry.com is updated. And it's very upsetting. My Irish has always been quite low. I'm very Scottish. I got the Scottish that Bleeds into Ireland

All up, you know 60 sort of percent Where's my login? How do you log in? I was hoping for some kind of hot Spanish or brown passport, you know? Yeah. So that I could live there one day

There's no brown in this guy. There's, no, there's none at all. I've got plenty, but it didn't come out of my face. It sucks. Okay, so my regions... What do you mean, it didn't come out of your face? I mean, I'm not very Māori on the face and that 1% Hawaiian is absolutely lost on me.

Right, yeah. But you do. go very sun-kissed. I do go sun-kiss quickly and the Pookana is second to none. Well, I'm 9% Irish. A happy East and we celebrate. I'm 5%. Wait, am I the most Irish? What are you? No, he's the most Irish. What are you? Pure Irish, I'm like 16% and then I've got this green bit that goes over Scotland and Northern Ireland.

Yeah, right. So that's like another 40%. Now I'm from Scotland. I'm Scottish and Māori, but 5% Irish which means that I can make fun of the Irish. Is that why we just did that? No, I'm not making fun of the Irish. The thing that I love most... My culture is not your costume. Well, I actually am wearing an orange, a green and a white feather bow.

Again, my 9% culture is not your costume. What do you want me to hear in a bloody grass skirt with a tar mok on? Is that? It would be more fitting. It would be more fitting. Probably a kilt would be more fitting. Yeah. No, but you know I love Irish men, the Irish accent.

Wow! Carman's 23% Irish. He just popped into the chat. Oh my goodness. In Philly Day, potatoes. Potatoes, potatoes. I will say that this Haley's version does not mention potatoes once.

And that is because we once got in trouble. Yes, yes. For making a joke about potatoes, an Irish baby. And I shan't. There was a famine, Hayley. I shan't go there again. I'm aware of it. I'm 5% Irish.

So, no, what I'll be looking for today on St Patrick's Day are the genuine Irish lands because you know I love an Irish boy. Yes, you do. And if I was to nab my son, South an Irish boy, then that would make me a Galway girl. So this is Haley's version of Ed Sheeran's

Galway girl. And there's a little chord because it comes in quite hard. Okay. You can hit it. That's Hayley's version. One, two, three, four, if you play the fiddle and you are a man, chances are you are an Irish lad. It's your lucky day because I have a plan

so follow along if you can. Today is St. Patrick's Day and I already know the center of town is going to be a shit show. Red face lads around six pints deep silly hats on their heads and jundles on their feet cheeszing to a day that means nothing to them just an easy excuse to get pissed with their friends i'll be sniffing round sifting through the scraps for a genuine six-foot irish chap if you're from the land of fiddly d lucky little you you can diddly me take me to your

home and teach me how to dance the one where they don't move their hands i want to be a go away girl they just move their little feet don't now i'm willing to move across the world I'm talking ginger beard and light blue eyes Big Irish arms and skinny Irish thighs If you're Colin Farrell or Paul Meskell You're about to have yourself a little bit of Haley Sprout Just sing me the cranberries and make me a stew My own pot of go will be exclusively for you

If you say hello love straight to my face I'll be on the next air lingers flight to your place If you play the fiddle and you're from my earland Chances are you can fiddle in my pants Pull yourself of Guinness and split that G. because next boy you're going to split me I want to be a go away girl Wow

Give a little kiwi girl a world If you already have an Irish girl She can also come I'll give her a bowl That is Hayley's version Goet girl Love it, love it Now listen in the group chat I did say

It was a little bit racy You did but you did It all happens so fast. It does. It all happens so fast. I love it. Happy St. Patrick's Day. And if you aren't Irish 96696.

Should we get some Irish actions on the show at some stage today? Oh, I do. Yeah, we do. I love an Irish accent. Boys and girls. Yeah. Great accents. Oh, 9696.

Irish accent. Oh. Hello. Oh, Haley. Or maybe if you are Irish, just some feedback on that, Hayley's version. Yeah, I'll take it. Do you feel offended?

Good or bad. Maybe an apology if needed. We can make that happen. Absolutely. I bet she's going to hate when an Irish guy rings up and growls her. What, an Irish guy growling me? Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Tell me off. What's he going to do? Punish me? Oh no. No.

Clear. I'm going to need a spank for mocking the Irish. Oh, no. I've been naughty. Oh no. The ZDM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Flashphone and Hayley Some feedback on Hayley's version there Any Irish hotties messaging?

Go away girl Someone said my dad's a raging Irishman Who no one can understand Despite living in New Zealand for 40 years The Green 50% of me fully approves of the message Realistically who doesn't want to be Span-bye My 10 year olds asking what a didlingeth

It's just an Irish dance It's a d-d-d-d-a-d-d-d-a-thuddle-D-D. You put a fiddle-on and then you don't dittly Diddle, diddle, diddle, diddle. Someone said, love that. Kids have got lots of questions. Haley, can I have your number so you can answer those. Well, actually, that's your responsibility as a parent.

We'll just get them on the phone now and we'll answer. Yeah, we'll answer them. Happy to answer. Any and all questions. You won't like the answer, but I'll give it. You've got to lie when you're talking to kids. Do you have to lie to children? I've been telling them I'm in the truth.

Oh, God. No, no, no, no. Never. Never. No. You shouldn't know that stuff. Yesterday, I got an email and I thought it was spam. Okay, I sent this in the group chat.

You were still at work when you got this email, as I recall. No, I was in the group chat because remember I sent a script. I sent a screenshot. I just left. And I couldn't believe it. And I was like, it's got to be spam. Was this Les Mills again asking you to be a model for their fitness filming? Excuse me?

I always get the, no, I'm the first one to get the email to be in the classics. They ask everyone. Oh, you're well done the list. Ellie just is jealous because she doesn't get asked. What was the latest class you got asked this time? Wow. It's because you haven't been going enough. They probably only ask the regulars, right?

Yeah. I am back. She's back now. What was the last video they asked you to be in the background of? Just a class. They filmed the classes all the time. And there's mingers can cycle or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mingers RPM. Wow. The M and RPM stands for RIMS. Yeah. Rev's per MN. Excuse me. Well, anyway. It wasn't an email from the gym.

It was an email from my bank, ASB. Uh-oh. And it's like the subject is an important message from ASB. And I'm just like, oh, what's this? It's giving scam. Goldstein's back. Remember Goldstein? A important message to ASB.

Goldstein's back. And find out what makes their banks so good. And it says, Kyoto Carl, we're reaching out to let you know that tomorrow you'll be receiving a payment from ASB for $571.82 cents. That's a nice amount. And I was like, what? And it goes on to say, this payment will appear as ASB credit on your statement.

No action is required from you. This money will be yours to keep. I'm like, scam. What is the scam? Just click this link and insert your credit card details. It doesn't. It just says this payment is part of a settlement process followed by a court-approved class action. A-S-Bs is normal-consumns.

A further communication with more detailed information will be sent to you shortly. And yet, there's news stories about it. They have agreed to settle $135.6 million to resolve the fact that they breached the credit contracts and consumer finance act. So because I had a mortgage with them and it's between 2015 and 2019. Okay, because when you, because I have my mortgage with ASB and so I'm an ASB customer. And Haley's like, where's my money? I said, where's my money? But I was, I only, I joined them after that.

And then I clicked on who it's from and it's definitely from them. So no action required No, this is going to be free money I love this What do? This is like girl math Well But like

So like It's free money It's free money You're counting on it I'm not counting on it I'm not counting it It's gonna be fun money Exactly

What about Ninja Creamy? What? A Ninja Creamy I've got a Ninja Creamy One has one And I'm assuming We get shed custody

Of the slushy at the slushy At the moment No the slushy shed custody The Creamy's just me Can we just pause? The slushy machine, when I gave it, because we have joint custody, if you've just joined the show,

Fletchhorn and Haley, we co-parent the ninja slushy. When I gave it to Bourne... I take it out for McDonald's. I'm the favourite. Disney dad. Yeah, well, the slushy's getting chunky, and that's going to be really hard to deal with

during puberty, so we need to talk about that. As a family, you know,na. But when I gave Vaughn the slushie, last time, I gave it a rinse, max, like just rinse. The plastic thing that the slush sits in was all like. watermarked. Yeah, yeah.

You've got to clean it properly. He returned it back to me. Shop Reedy. Oh, really? I really appreciate it. I know, I took it very seriously. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I appreciated it.

Because my kids made a chocolate, coconut milk slushy. Yeah, right. I was like, those are not flavors you want left behind. I'm sorry, Haley, but if you are not going to treat the Ninja Slashy with respect, we are going to, we are going to get a court order.

For full, for custody? Yeah. Yeah, in fact, here's your summons to the family court. Have I been? You've received your summons. You've been your summons. We're going for a full shared custody. What are you going to do with this money?

I don't know. I've got free money. Fun. Can you take your besties out for dinner? I got an email from my bank yesterday advising me that my fixed rates coming to an end and it's going to cost me more. That's not a fun break.

That's not a fun thing to talk about at all, is it? No, that's just actually depressing. I also keep getting emails from banks that I don't belong to as well. See, those are the scam ones. The scam ones. And they're like, when you put some money in your account, I'm like, yeah, cool, man.

You're the bank. You know what the account is. Just put it in what you've got. The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Flesh, Forne, and Haley. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. It's all to do. It's Irish week, to-p-p-to-do-to-do-to-do-to-do.

It's Irish week at fact of the day, today, happy St Patrick's Day today. To those that celebrate. To those that celebrate. Today we're talking Irish beers, because a few will be purchased and polished off. Yes. Today.

And I've got the top five beers by selling in Ireland. Number five, Smithwitz, it's a classic Irish red ale. It's been brewed in the 1700s. Four, cause. That surprised me, not the cause. Right. An Irish band, Coors is a major seller. Number three.

Kilkenny? Guinness. Oh. Isn't that amazing? The most iconic Irish pint and often the tops out. Because it tastes disgusting. No, it doesn't. Yeah, I said it.

It is. You heard me. Delicious. It's light. All right, raspberry cruiser. Excuse me, I'll take a raspberry cruiser. over a Guinness any day. You're a bitch.

A long white. A raspberry? Oh, you're going to have a long white. Okay, what about a room temperature long white versus a nice, cool, creamy Guinness? No, I'll add a couple of ice cubes. Oh, okay. Jesus.

Number two's... A couple of ice cubes? Number two's bud wine. I'd rather drink cask wine than Guinness. Really? Oh, my gosh. It's delicious. It's so good.

No, it's not. I was going to grab us one, because I've got a couple of Guinness zeros in the fridge. One of the best zero. It's not a bad zero idea. Got a couple of Guinness zeros and bring them in. Right.

So Budweiser is the second highest selling beer in Ireland which makes me really. I'm going to roll around in my Irish grave and they're not dead. One day. God, I'm rolling around to my grave on this one. I'll be blowing around on my beach

because they scatter my ashes. I'll blow around. That should be the ashes version of rolling in his grave. Here we'll be blowing on the beach somewhere. Yeah, yeah. Don't say that for it'll be bloody blowing on the beach. He'll be blowing on the beach. Hinekin is the most sold bear in

Ireland. Kill Kenny's not in there. Kilkenny's not even on the list. Oh, I would have thought that was in. The poor Guinness cousin. So I want to tell you a little bit more about Guinness because the perfect time to pour a Guinness is 119.5 seconds.

That's how long it takes. Now, if you've ever ordered a Guinness, they'll often say, we'll just bring it over to you because they've got to do it in two parts. Unlike my long white raspberries, which are straight from the fridge in the fridge. Yeah, and you've got them there, you tap and paint. Do you want a glass? You're like, do you want a glass?

No. I'll drink it out of the bottle like that. I'm a piece. So it's, most beers are carbonated with carbon dioxide. And Guinness uses nitrogen and carbon dioxide as a mix. And the bubbles are much smaller. Which creates the smooth

creamy texture of a delicious creaky pot. Right. And that dense white foam head that Guinness is famous for. So three quarters full at a 45 degree angle. And then you let it sit. And that's when it appears that the bubbles are sinking. Here's what they've found out. The bubbles are sinking at the side but going up in the middle.

And by this time, I'm waiting for you guys. I've finished my long white raspberry. It's like, well, you're going to get too long. It's because we're waiting for the perfect poor. And then it lets it separate a bit and then the bartender tops it up for the bit on the top to create the perfect head. Yeah. And then, of course, you've got to try to split the G.

Which is where you drink it down to the crossbar of the Guinness. I nailed it after the... I was going to say Marathon. 8.5K around the bag. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, that's the idea is you drink it on your first go right down to the perfect line across this. So that's what you're going to appreciate today. And all I ask is a bit of appreciation for the perfectly poured pint.

Delicious, creamy pint. I'm about a finger and a half of head on the top of the Guinness. Yeah, like that. Sometimes you get too much and you're like, eh, but then when there's none. I'll take it back. I'll take it back and be like, you don't get that on a raspberry long white, I'll tell you that,

you don't get the head on that. You don't get a clover. You're not getting any head if you're drinking a raspberry. I'm white, I tell you what. You don't deserve any. My favourite is when they pour the froth and then when the tap store and they do the clover

in the foam. Yeah, but you're talking Sharon at the hoopitev. She does a good one. Sharon at the hoopie tithe. Shout out. Shout out if you're getting a Guinness poured today at the hoopieb in West Auckland. Sharon should be doing it

because she does the clover. over on top. She has been run of her feet today. She has run off her feet. Give her a tip and wish her as happy and patties. So today's fact of the day is Ireland isn't even the best-selling beer, sorry, Guinness isn't even in the best-selling beer in Ireland. It comes in sadly at place number three. Fact of the day, day, day, day,

day. Do do-da-to-to-to-to-do-to-to-do-to-do-to-do-to-do-to-do-to-do-to-do-do-to-do-do-do-d-do-do-do. The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Flesh Forne and Haley. I want to know right now, what is the yuckiest thing about your partner? Like you love them, you're with them. You absolutely love them and adore them. Despite this.

Or put up with them, whatever it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But what is the one thing? You're just like, oh, man, yuck. It's just this whole story is grim. This is from Metro. A yuck is different to an ick, eh? A yuck is put up with bit of acts are real like, I can't.

shake this. It is very specific and it can be anything. But yuck is like glim behavior. Haley's pants. My paint shorts. Your paint shorts.

Saggy, crusty, too big, awful, faded, dirty. Or like a habit they have. It's not an egg. It's just yuck. But you put up with it. So a woman was sharing on the How I Do It thread, which is like,

you know, it's all kind of focused around sexual activities. She's 43 and she's been dating her partner who's 65, only for three months. So, and only for three months, but is adult. Yeah. Big age gap. Yeah, it's one of those age gaps where you're like,

it's massive and he's entering retirement. She's got 20 years in that work. Is he rich? Is he rich? TBC. Okay, yeah. Can I, can I fathom a guess? Yes.

I think he might be. I think he might be. Well, this doesn't give rich his behaviour. enticed by his good looks. We've got a silver fox here. Charm and intelligence. She fell for him, but there's one problem. They, despite staying in the night at each other's house

all the time after three months, they've not had sex. And she blames his disgusting night shirt, which she says is utterly revolting. She says it's a major turnoff and she can't do it. Wait, they've been dating three months and haven't sealed. They haven't had sex. They haven't had sleepovers.

Yeah, and she said that they stay three to four nights, together a week and she has she claims she has a very high sex drive but she but looking at him she's like I cannot do this now I don't think it's the short I don't think it's the shirt I think she's pretending she likes sex

she also uh he works different hours he gets up early and one day she came home late and she walked into the room and he was smoking inside okay she went over to open up the windows and was like I didn't choose to be in a house full of so you can absolutely do that.

He lied about smoking on Hinge, by the way. That's how they met on an app. Right. Because he always smokes inside in his night shirt. He sounds gross. It stinks. The guy sounds disgusting. God, how desperate would she?

She says he comes to bed, it's like a long night shirt. He comes to bed dressed like wee Willie Winky. Like a character from a Dickens film. Yeah. You know, like from Christmas, you know, that Christmas. Or like when they're all in bed in the original Willy Wonka. Yeah. Yeah, Grandpa Joe's. He's giving big

Grandpa Joe. He is. She said the one thing worse than seeing him walk into the bedroom wearing it is seeing him sit about in it all morning. It revolts me and I can barely look at it anyway. Well, this is what we want to know this morning. Oh, 800,000 him. Textor 966.

You can be anonymous as well. Yeah, what is just the yuckest bit about your partner? It could be a behaviour. It could be like a body keeping thing. Can I read one to start? Yeah, but do you think just before you do it, it's going to be all women texting in about men? No, there's a couple of men

who messaged in. Okay, man, feel free. A woman pooped in the work toilet on the floor, on the floor, remember not long ago, and that was a woman. That was last week. That would be something you'd find yuck about your partner if they were dropping it on the floor. Constantly. Oh, it'd be over in a second. Okay, read out one. Am I now X as of yesterday? After seven

years? Congratulations. No, we're congratulating. sat at a computer sucking his thumb while the other hand was up his shorts, casually fondling his balls for hours. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. How did she last seven years? Seven years with this guy.

With a thumb-sucking ball fondler. Oh my God, that was so close to swearing. I got really scared. Okay, 0800 dials at M. 696. What is the yuckest thing about your partner? Pretty cool reading all these things you find yuck about your partner when I do like 90% of them. Oh, really? Which one's born?

Flosses his teeth in bed at night beside me Makes me want to vom. You do that. I was just flossing my teeth before. Haley like lost it at you before. My partner's like, Maybe I will just like move to Thailand And just have less expenses.

You know what I mean? And just go. His feet. My feet are pretty bad. I had to point at your toes in a meeting yesterday. Yeah. It's all you. Yeah, I know.

This is totally me. He had like what? He had this like wide curling. toe nail that had sort of flattened out. Yeah, it does that. I've trimmed them today for you though, and I also trim that toe that I kicked on something and I didn't even know I've done and I knocked the nail off. That's starting to look

a little bit more human again. My partner picks his toenails. Yep. Guilty, guilty. All these things you do. He refuses to get rid of his holy undies. Yep. Those are still good for sleeping in. I don't chew on my toenail clippings. Ooh, what? Somebody

does that in? Yeah. Uh, Violet, good morning. What is the yuck thing about your partner? Good morning, guys. Hey, um, he picks his nose and he eats this. Bearing mind, he's dirty. Wait, does he kiss, does he kiss you with that mouth too, Violet? I try not to, but sometimes. Oh, yeah, right. Violet, why is he eating it? Have you asked him why he does that?

It's just habit, he says. I pick my nose, for sure. That's one of my dirty habits. But I'm not eating it. I'm always picking my nose. He's got a, flick or wipe it away. It's not going in the mouth. You wipe it on George's chair, don't you? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And I leave a little bit on the mic for Bree. Violet, thank you. Anonymous, what is the yuck thing about your partner? Is that me? Yes. Oh, hi. Good morning. Good morning. Hi, Anonymous.

Hi. So it's not my partner now. It's an ex-partner. So we had split up for like a month or two. and then we got back together and I finally went back over to his house to stay the night and then I noticed that I can't remember what it was that was on the plate but he had something that had been sitting there

for so long that literally tentacles of mould was throwing from the plate across the like bedside table and it was just oh my God I was like what am I doing? Yeah what are you doing and that's when you look at yourself and dog

now this is how the next pandemic starts is this guy's bedroom. Yeah. So did you break up with him soon after that? I should have had some stuff for shit, but no. It stopped. It stopped. But I was just like, what has been going on since I've been gone?

Yeah. Honestly, some of these messages, like, thank you, Anonymous. Thank you, Anonymous. The guys that don't wash their sheets. Yeah. So somebody said they moved in with their partner in December 2024, and they slept in separate rooms because of, different work schedules.

Yep. But the room he was in, he only washed his bed sheets once between the December and the following October. And they were washed by her because she was just like, this is disgusting, you should be washing those. Oh! Do you grow up and, you know, you wash your sheets every week or whatever at home? Like, then when you move out, don't you think to yourself, I'd better do that too?

It's not a habit. It's not that hard. It's not that hard. You peel them off, you shove them in, you put them in the dry and you put them back on. They need to get these manosphere. influences teaching young men about crypto and bedchets and dishes. Yeah, as well as, you know, women are the

dishwashers and women are a lesser species. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, keep your text coming in. 9-696. 0-800 dials at end. Stretches what? I don't understand. What do you mean? Stretchers what? My husband stands there and stretches his button balls so loud. It drives me nuts.

How do you stretch your button balls? We want to know now the grossest thing about your partner. I mean, he's still Love them, but gross, yuck. Yeah, we love them. Yeah, or maybe it's an ex you want to dobb. Man, some of these are, I don't know how people put up with them. You remember the other day when we were talking,

and we had a phone and topic, and they said their partner owed them $600. Well, they won't $600 on the pokies, and they said they were entitled to half of it. Yes. We've heard from her again. She's back to complain again against Matthew. Not looking good for Matthew.

Two phone and topics in a week, dude. That's the sign of bad things to come. Matthew. His toenails are disgusting. Could at least use the money you owe me to cut them, Matthew. You could climb a tree with those bad boys. Do you want us for tomorrow's phone? When did you know it was time to leave?

Yeah. When was it time to ditch Matthew? My partner snores so bad I end up on the couch most nights with the animals now. Sounds like you need a sleep divorce. Yeah? Yeah. I've purchased earbuds, loop earbuds, heaps to try and just be able to sleep in the same bed, but I can't. I can still hear him from the lounge.

It makes me flinch, like, ew, yuck. There's things you can do. Do you know I saw the other day you can get like, you go to an, I think you go to a, audiologist, you can get like molded air plugs. Oh yeah. Like for your exact... I've had an ear piece molded before and it's like... And it fits, they fit in perfectly, so that

could be an option. I don't know if anyone's used them or if they're any good. 966966. 966 are they any good? He'll fall asleep on the couch and start snoring and that's me. It just puts me in a bad mood. You don't have to live with people you hate. You can have a sleep divorce. No, but if you love them sleep divorce. Lots of people do this.

You can also like not live together. I'll never live with anyone, ever other than my parents. Yeah, and my cat. Even though, what if you stayed every night with the boyfriend just at different houses? Yeah, but they're not living in my house. Right. But technically they are, though, because you're with them every night. So you may as well be.

Yeah, but they're not paying for the mortgage. They're just lit. Oh. Oh. Oh. My wife has this gross habit of wanting my attention all the time. Oh, that's cute. Oh.

As someone who needs constant attention, I feel her. Oh. My ex had very serious. skiddy undies and dirty sheets and would never wash either properly. Oh, yuck. Skitty undies. You're not wiping. You'd be going through the nappy sand and the sard. Wipes properly. And a stain stick. And a stain stick. Get some of Madeline Sami's wet wipes on you.

Yeah. Don't flush them. Don't flush. And I reckon don't go for white undies anymore. Oh no. Who's doing white undies? No, we do black. We do black. Bad Bunny does white undies. And that's okay. Yeah, but Bad Buddy does a whole lot of things that the average man can't do. Bad buddy can skitty his undies and I still would.

You'd say you've been a very bad bad buddy Wait, how many of these things Who've read out could Bad Bunny do And you'd let them slide My husband loves toe socks I'd let it slide on bad bunny Skitty undies let it slide on bad bunny His farts I make him put his butt out the window

It's like, oh my God, helium so sorry if I did It's okay It's okay, it's okay, you're bad bunny Take your hop off Brittany just said PSA to all men On behalf of I guess all woman No one wants to have sex with you if you've got skinny undies because that means you've got poo

and your bum off. That is some accurate commentary here. That's actually a great PSA there, Brittany, and we appreciate you taking the brave stand on behalf of all women. Yeah. Who's not wiping properly? I wipe too clean.

Sometimes I'll just wipe and wipe and wipe and wipe. And sometimes you're like, holy hecker. I'm still going. And then your butt lets you know you're finished by giving you that red marker. It's like you're finished now because you hit the red marker. Dude, you need better to.

It pays off. You've wiped too aggressively. You've made your anus pleadvorn. Are you seeing the hand towels again from the wits? Yeah, yeah. They're just more durable. My fingers go through. There's two-plow that at work here.

Those crispy, crispy hand towels. A little red dot. I'm done here. The Z&M Podcast Network. Play Z&M's Flethwan and Haley. Hasslers. This is a new term that we should become aware of because hasslers are difficult people in your social circle

that speed up your biological aging. Hasslers. Haslers. Oh, like being hassled. Yeah, they're just a hassle to deal with. I thought maybe it was another electric car. A hassler. Yeah.

I've got a Tesla. I've got a hassle. Yeah, it could work. So, prox, each additional difficult person in your close circle is linked to 1.5% faster biological aging. So basically, if people are stressful in your life and a hassle, they are aging you. Yes. Because the conflict activates the body's stress response. So cortisol cranks, we all know cortisol's no good, that's a hormonal response to stress and such, and that causes inflammation.

And then the inflammation causes the wear and tear on the body and the higher risks of disease. So literally, I like cortisol. I like it. Yeah, I collect it. Gotta catch them all. All the cortisol's. Go, cortisol, get panic attack. So, and stronger still, if it's a member of your family.

Really? So that was what I was just going to say. If you've got friends that are hassles, get rid of them. Cut them loose. Like, sometimes I see friends or people I know that have these friendships and they just don't do anything for them. Different to like a friend going through a period of time where they need to... 100%.

Be a hassle. But just a friend that is a hassle. Through and through. It's always drama and trouble. Yeah. Like, just you don't need that in your life. You've got health science on your side now. White's better for you to get rid of them.

So you can say that is get rid of someone like that, but you can't get rid of a family member, because they're the ones with the strongest effect. I don't think I have a hassle family member, which makes me believe that maybe I. You are indeed. And the hassle. The stress causer. The stress causer. But it speeds up your biological aging.

I want to know this morning on 800 dollars a 109-6-96, what relative is spitting up your biological clock? Great. What are they doing? Oh, there'll be some mother-in-laws. I think we're really allowing a vent for the number. on this Tuesday. You know what I mean? Have a little event.

Get it out. Could be a mother-in-law. That's a classic. Causing the stress. Causing the stress. Who's speeding up your biological clock with her input. Input. With a constant advice.

Advice. Advice. Her constant critiques. Yes. Or maybe she doesn't want to let her son go. Her observations. Maybe you've stolen her son. Or maybe you love it when she mentions your shortfalls.

Yes. And what you're doing wrong. Oh, okay. What a great chance to have a Venn. 0,800 dials at Emerson number. 966. What relative is speeding up your biological clock? Turns out that family and friends are making you age, your biological age.

Yes. They're spinning up your biological clock by being a hassler and annoying you and stressing you out. So we've asked what relatives speeding up your biological clock. Yeah. If you had to pie chart or pick a favourite, would there be a particular person? Yeah, theme, mother, partner. Somebody said my teething three-year-old?

Three-month-old? Yeah. Three-month-old? Teathing. Teathing? Three months. That's going to hurt the nip. You might have a shark. Your baby might be a shark.

Have you checked for fins and gills? I'd check for fins and gills. You might have accidentally taken a shark home from the nursery rather than a baby. It's so easy to do. God, I know. Yeah, totally is. I know. And they wiggle like this and you're like,

they always say don't shape a baby, so you're just trying to hold it still. And the shark's like, whee-ha-ha-ha. Yeah. What looks like his father. Does, he's a member of our family, my staffy puppy.

He doesn't matter how much exercise I've given me still a menace. He's aging me biologically. God, I was at a cafe the other day and there were like eight dogs there and they're all barking, and I think none of the owners were doing enough.

I'll say it. We sleep the bark. I cannot stand a barking dog. You need the pointer, the born's dog pointer. Did it work? Yeah, I've got the fence one. No dogs have barked.

I did just buzz a dog. What, you buzzed a random dog? It was just a dog. It wasn't misbehaving or anything. I was like, I've got to know what's going to work, though? I wasn't going to buzz one of my dogs.

No, no, no. Not my beautiful boys. No, no, they're good boys. It kind of looked around to see, like, where's that noise coming from? Oh, wow, okay. Because you put it right up to Haley's ear, and she was like, whew!

Yeah, I was like, but you could hear that. Oh, I could hear it so loud. Yeah. Because I'm, some people are part shark. I'm part dog. Labrador. Yeah.

Half caboodle. Yeah, yeah. Okay. My sister keeps stealing my clothes to wear our nights out and keeps spilling drinks on them and ripping them. Yeah, she's, see, she's aging you. She's aging you. She's aging you. That's a hassle. My children in their schools, they're not only stressed me out.

They're also taking all my money. My biological clock is speeding up. Someone said, ironically, my mother's speeding up my biological clock talking about how my biological clock is ticking. Yeah. Someone said, I hope Matthew gets another mention, the partner that I was... Yeah, have we heard from... Girlfriend's $600 from their first date and I've been together nine years. He's a long toenails.

Sounds like his toenails and spending is really speeding up her clock. Yeah. What a combo as well. Someone said my dogs and my partner, aka my third child, are speeding up my biological. Yuck. What's he doing? Yeah, third child is no good.

Third child's no good. Someone said, mother-in-law. I thought we would have heard from more about, yeah. A few mother-in-laws. This mother-in-law feels like it's a clock and she's putting a finger on the minute button and just spinning it around. Yeah. That'll do it.

That will do it. So because your relative, it affects you more is what the study told us. Yeah. It fastens your, hastens your aging because they're flooding you with cortisol. The Z&M Podcast Network. Cute idea, cute idea, cute idea, cute idea, cute idea. This is cute. Couples listen up.

People dating, listen up. You get together with the person you're seeing at the moment or your husband or your wife or whatever. And sometimes date nights, they slip away, don't they? and you're like, can't be bothered or we haven't made a plan and now it's getting late. The love is dead. Love is dead.

No one's putting in the effort because you've locked. No one's putting in the effort. It's too hard. Yeah. Can't be bothered. You just need to allocate a little bit of time.

You get together. You rip up some little bits of paper. I've got the hiccups. Little bits of paper like this. Did a little, little, la. Yeah, Fletch, you can do it with me. Okay. And then on this, we would each write.

What would I write down on mine? You would write. I'm going to get one. Okay. Yeah. You would write down five, or just say five for now, but you can do more, five cute date ideas that you and I could do. Okay.

Right. So I'm going out here. I'm just running them down. Okay, I'll write down a couple. Morning, do you don't want to come on our cute date night? Yep. We can have a three-way date. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Can you just put, I'll just put, I can't be bothered to type in the more, I wrote them all out. I write them out. Just write one, two, three, and if the number comes out, okay.

You draw one out of the hat, Vaughn. You draw one out of the hat. So then we would all scrunch them up, right? Yep. And put them into the jar. This is the date night jar. Okay. And then we say Thursdays, Fletchhorn and Haley, we go on a date.

They could be naughty things too if you want to spice things up. Yeah, it's good on me. And then you just go, you grab one from the jar on your allocated day. What are the rest of the night? Done. Yeah. Oh, that's it. You've ticked it off.

Nice. So say Wednesday. Oh, it's Tuesday's our date night. Yeah. And we go, we don't have to think about it. We just go into the jar. Feel. So after work, I drew one out.

Okay, what are we doing? Swimming or sharks. Oh my God, yes. That's Fletcher's suggestion. That's a great idea. Oh my God, and then next Tuesday, I'll grab another one out. Bali. Okay, Haley.

Go to Bali. Haley, that's not a date night. Date night. Fletcher's on Haley, Bali. No, that was a friend's holiday. Okay, well, get another one, get another one. Build a blanket for it and watch a movie. Oh, okay, that's pretty cute.

How cute is that? And do you know what's nice? It's a mix. If you were doing this just in a two-way couple, we're a thruple. If you were just a tuple, it's like a mixture of like theirs and your ideas. Okay.

So, and then it takes the, you know, it's not always like, I'm always planning the date nights. This one, watch me on the PlayStation. That's a great date night. That's a great date night. I love watching people play games. We'll famously love watching somebody else play video games.

I've got, oh, we're going rollerblading next Tuesday. I don't know how to rollerblade. But we're going to learn. or skate. That's our date. Maybe I'll just watch. You'll break your wrist. Yes, I know.

Do they do wrist guards? Like on the snowboards. I bought wrist guards. I've got them from my skateboarding. How's that going, by the way? They're learning to skate. Yeah, good. Play Z-M's Fletch, Forne and Haley.

Well, okay, this blew my mind when I read this article, and I know that you're pretty bad at this, Haley. Yeah. Or you have been in the past. The average Brits. And how much? they waste on subscriptions that they don't use. Dude, it's so bad.

Yeah, like you think you sign up to all these different streaming services and you just forget you're doing it. And then you see the payment come in and you're like, oh, you've got a cancer that'll watch, at least watch it or use it. Yeah, I've been working through this recently because I'm closing some accounts.