ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 17th October 2024

Episode Date: October 16, 2024

Air NZ vs JetstarTop 6 things FVH will do if they meet up in dreams Half of people get Rebecca Syndrome SLP - Do yougive your pet a goodbye pat Hayley went to Vaughan's house without him Vaughan is fizzing over Bluey coming to NZ CTI Winner IV Carwen hit a PB because of Hayley Pettiest thing you've done after a fight? Taylor Winner reveal Hayley misses her gym friend You're handed a phone at a party - what song are you picking?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. The Flesh, Vaughan and Hayley Big Pod. Great things are brewing at McCafe. The perfect start to every day. Play ZM's Flesh, Vaughan and Hayley. Hello, good morning. Welcome to the show, Flesh, Vaughan and Hayley. It's two minutes past six.

Bonjour, bonjour. Bonjour. Do you remember flea collars? Oh my God, the smell of that. I can smell it immediately. Remember flea collars in the 80s and 90s? Yeah. Our cats had them on constantly.

Do you know, as a kid, I was like, I smelled it and you could smell it, and so I chewed on it. Well, yeah, it was such an awful bitter smell. Yeah, it would taste about similar taste to it. It explains the ongoing lingering issues you have. Yeah. Chewed on a flea collar.

There's a couple of lingerers. He's given real Chewed on a flea collar. There's a couple of lingerers. He's given real chewed on a flea collar. Self-diagnosed chewed on a flea collar. After 8 o'clock on the show this morning, Brooke from The Night Show is going to knock on somebody's door and tell them that they are going to the final show of Taylor Swift's Errors Tour.

Yeah. Yeah. Today's the big reveal. Out of everybody that's entered. It's all been leading up to this. A month? Four weeks? Yeah, four Taylor Tuesdays.

Yeah. And so that's going to happen at 8 o'clock. So if you were one of those lucky people that got in on a Taylor Tuesday, make sure. Make sure you're listening. Make sure you're listening. Make sure you're ready. Yeah, exciting.

I think she's been doing some, like, tracking. Has she? Of the winner, yeah. We weren't allowed to use the word stalking. It's a bit, well, it's a bit much, isn't it? Stalking light. Yeah, stalking light. Diet stalking. Yeah, sure.

Yeah. The top six coming up. Top six things we will do when we meet up in our dreams. Sorry, I just discovered my new skirt's got pockets. An all-woman, no. Oh, that's great. That's great. Sorry, carry on.

What a skirt with pockets. Yeah. Also, it looks like knickerbockers, don't you think? Yeah, they look more like puffy shorts. don't you think? Yeah, that's them. They look more like puffy shorts. Are they skorts? No, no, no. It's just like a puffy skirt,

but I just found pockets. Carwin, I just found pockets. Shannon, Shannon, I just found pockets. Sorry, back to you, Vaughan. Top six things we'll do when we're made up in our dreams. Apparently,

two people's dreams have been connected by scientists. Yeah, I was reading this. When I was a kid, I just assumed if I dreamt about somebody, they were also experiencing that dream.

I had nightmares last night. Like proper woke up and was like, someone was stalking me and then they were in my car. I had to drive back somewhere. They were in my car. But you were kind of like

flattered. And I was like, oh my God, stop. No, it was a woman who had the weird teeth and when she like came at me from her car, she started like eating me. And I was like, oh, and not in was a woman It was a woman Who had the weird teeth And when she like Came out at me From her car

She started like Eating me And I was like Oh And not in a fun way Not in a fun way What is going on In your head

I know What is going on It was awful This was at like 10.30 I'd already been asleep For like two hours I know

Okay It was awful Wake up with a start And a gasp We'll get into this In the top six Soon Also sell a little poll on the way.

Do you pat? Do you say pat or pet? I say pat. You can say pet though, eh? Yeah. Do you pat your cat or dog before you leave the house? I always give Major Murray Fluffington lots of pats before I leave. Because he waits, he follows me to the door and then gets on the floor and waits for me to pat him. Oh, he's so

sweet. It's pretty cute. That's Silly Little Pole. But next on the show, it's Air New Zealand versus Jetstar. Great battle. Which airline has been more on time and has less cancellations in the last few months? Okay. Play ZM's Fleshborn

and Hayley. Well, the government's released official data. Have they government's released official data Have they? I love official data Official data Air New Zealand versus Jetstar Like which airline is more on time Oh girl

And which has Oh girl, deesh And you know, what was the cancellation rate Because I had a Remember my flight to New Plymouth was cancelled Yes And they said here's one six hours later Are we talking percentage?

Because Air New Zealand services a lot more little regionals. Yeah. Than Jetson. So more flights. Yeah, more flights. So you're right. It would be probably fairer to talk about the main spots. The main spots.

They're both on. Yeah. Because little regional airports are often harder hit by weather. Like fog. And they do the engineering. There's an engineering issue, so we've cancelled your flight, which often sometimes is, oh, we've just consolidated a couple of flights there. Can't be bothered, yeah. I haven't flown Jetstar for years, to be honest.

The last time I did, it was on time. Yeah, yeah, totally. I never really had a problem. And I've had lots of late Air New Zealand flights. I think everyone has the impression that Jetstar's so much worse. So they're pretty much, you know,

if you guys are going somewhere, you can borrow the private jet. I've told you this. No. I feel a bit old-ass. It's a bit garish. Wait, so you... Is it garish?

Well, let's go. Is it garish? There's an amazing sandwich in Hamilton and I like, can't bother driving to get it. So you want to use Vaughan's private jet? You know what I mean, just a quick flit. It's so weird that

you won't invite us over for a spa and you pretend it's broken but yet you'll say use my private jet. You're starting to think you don't have a private jet. Do you think he's lying about this jet? I'm just going to throw it out there and say Wow. How do you explain that photo I had of

me next to a private jet? You were literally I had Of me Next to a private jet You were literally On a tarmac Next to a private jet That wasn't yours This is a little Bow wow accusation here That's a historic reference

By the way When he pretended To have a private jet And had his photo Next to the window And then someone Took a photo of him Taking the photo

And it was an economy Oh That's real sad That's embarrassing Well So the on-time departures and arrivals. There's

data for both of those because they can make up time, right? I'm wondering why they just don't floor it in the first place. I always think that. We're 20 minutes late to take off but we're going to be landing at the same time. Depends on the wind. So should we just do arrivals? Or do you want departures

and arrival times? No, no, it's got to be departure times because that's the time where they're like, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, we're good to go.

In July, Air New Zealand, 78% of departures were on time compared to 72.5% of Jetstar. Okay. That's pretty close.

In August, 83% of Air New Zealand departures on time. That's good. Jetstar, 72%. Because New Zealand Departures on time That's good Jetstar 72% Because sometimes Does on time include You know sometimes They get delayed

Like 5-10 minutes And then when you land Your app kind of bumps it And tells you what time You actually left And that kind of stuff Yeah I think they've got to be

Within a certain amount of minutes For it to be classes on time Right The cancellation rate in July 1.5% for Air New Zealand And 1.6% in August. Jetstar's was only 1% in July and

1.4% in August. So their cancellation rate's slightly less, but like you said, more regional flights. I mean, they're pretty much the same. Pretty much the same, but it's one of them you get some cassava chips and a nice boiled sweetie at the end. And a nice beer.

Jetstar gives you a little bit of attitude. You know what I mean? No, they don't. I like it. The last time I was on them, they were absolutely lovely and fine. Yeah, no, they're great. I think you just... I'm leaning into a stereotype.

You got attitude because you asked for a lolly and they said we don't do them. Well, I was doing a gag. Yeah. And they said, at what time are you passing out the lollies? And they said, ha ha. And I was like, oh my God, watch the attitude. I was like, how dare you disrespect me like that. I think you deserved it, to be honest. Can I have a coffee and some cassava

chips, please? Hydrating? Just having some hydration? Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah. This is the top six. Hydrating. Just having some hydration. Should we all just pause for hydration? Hydrating there for my Transformers 1 bottle. I've been given so many good drink bottles lately. I'm spoilt for choice.

Yeah, I mean, it's not going to disguise the fact the movie's probably rubbish. No, apparently this is a very good movie. Apparently it's Transformers. No, no, it's animated. Oh. No, apparently it's a very good movie apparently it's megan no no it's animated oh oh no no apparently it's a very very good transfer you're like bluey and transformers what are you tin are you a cold child no because i'm fat i'm not cold because i'm well jokes on you because i'm a fat little pudding child so i don't get cold like the rest of them. In fact, I run a little hot.

Top six things we can do in our dreams when they link our dreams. Scientists have linked people's dreams. How weird is that? So there's a startup company. They're in California. And they're called Remspace. They're a neurotechnology company that specializes in sleep enhancement and lucid dreaming.

Lucid dreaming being when you're in a dream and you realize that it's a dream. And you're like, oh, I realize I'm dreaming now. And they wanted to work out how we may be able to communicate through our dreams. And so they've been doing this. And they sent messages to one person who was asleep in one house and then sent the message to another person. And then they received the message and they communicated it to each other in the dream and they woke up

and they were like, oh my God, it worked. Don't ask me how. I'm not a neuroscientist. That's bizarre. That's cool. Yeah. This is the next step

towards the matrix where they make all of our consciousnesses. They were like, communicating through our dreams was the stuff of science fiction and now we've proved that it's actually possible.

I mean, it was a very simple, I think it was just a word that they were being fed. Does this mean that they could manipulate our dreams so that we have nice dreams? It could mean we're in a dream right now. We're in a simulated dream. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Let's not think about it. Don't, because I had such terrible nightmares last night.

Well, I've got the top six things we can do when we all meet up in our dreams. Lovely. Because we don't spend enough time together. As it is. We could have fun. I mean, the bonus, number seven, we could just prep the show.

And then I could sleep more. And maybe not even come to work. Right. Prep the show in our dreams. Yeah. No, I respect my... I'm not working in my dreams. Why are you trying to hijack my dream? You've got to have some work-life balance for him.

Yeah. You work too hard. You know me, I'm a workaholic. He just works, works, works. I can't stop. He just works, works, works. In the word of Rihanna. Yeah.

Work, work, work, work, work. I can't stop myself. I know. I've got to apologise to my wife and children who simply don't see enough of me. I know. They're like, you work, you work, you work. Up to 9am in the morning.

Work, work, work. Work, work, work. That's what I do. Top six things we'll do when we meet up in our dreams. Number six, run really slowly together even though we're sure we can go faster. Oh my God, I hate that. Go! Yeah, come on, links!

I've never had a dream like that. Haven't you? No. It's awful. It's horrible. Because you're trying to keep up with someone or you're running from something. Is it like you're in quicksand or something? Yeah, yeah, like it's heavy.

Right. And you're frustrated trying to run. Just everything. And you kind of don't know how. Okay. Yeah. Number five on the list of the top six things we'll do when we meet up in our dreams. We'll have all of our teeth fall out together. Okay. Yeah. Number five on the list of the top six things we'll do when we meet up in our dreams. We'll have all of our teeth fall out together.

Oh, no. I have had that dream as well. Where you're just rolling around and you're like, oh, that's not good. So you start talking and then you're like, all right. Yeah, and your mouth's full of loose teeth. Again, I've never had that dream either. What do you dream about? Cats and stuff.

Crazy. No stress in his life, this guy.. Crazy. No stress in his life, this guy. No stress. No stress in his life. That's why I'm dreaming of being bloody abducted in my car and stalked and followed and eaten. Number four on the list of the top six things we'll do when we meet up in our dreams together.

Go back to school and not have any pants on and also not have studied for the big exam. I've had that dream. Not have studied for the big exam is awful. Or the actor's nightmare when you pick up a script and you're like, I've never read this. And you're on stage and you're like, I've never read this. What is it? What is it? I have it where I'll go back and I'll be like,

but what am I doing here? I'm a 42 year old man. And then someone's like, you have literally been coming back to school for 24 years to try to pass. I'm like, and I still haven't studied? Why am I here? I shouldn't to pass. I'm like, and I still haven't studied? Why am I here? I shouldn't be here.

I'm wasting everybody's time. And then later on you wake up and you're like, I've let everybody down. Number three on the list of the 26 things we'll do when we meet up in our dreams, be able to fly until we tell someone we can fly and then they'll say, show me and you can't anymore. Shame, eh?

Yeah. When you can fly in those dreams, that feels really great. When you fly, do you fly high in your dreams? No, I kind of glide. Yeah, same, same, same. I can't actively like go, I can kind of like a... Yeah. Yeah.

Quite close to the ground. Are you flying in a plane? No. No, you're flying. I'll have dreams I'm in a plane. What's going on holiday? He just has the straightest dreams. You just have strange, normal dreams. Scenarios.

Yeah, like I'm in a plane. Oh, I'm in a plane. We're flying and our teeth are falling out. And we're naked, you know. I think you need to stop eating so many, I don't know, carbs before bedtime. Or cheese. I don't know.

I didn't have any cheese yesterday. Don't you fat shame me. I did a day without cheese yesterday, I'll have you know. Oh my God, I don't you fat shame me I did a day without cheese yesterday I'll have you know oh my god I did like four cheeses what does a day without cheese look like I had nachos for dinner

without cheese oh my god why would you do that to yourself because I'm a junior so you had nachos yeah I had nachos because the cha stands for cheese

that's right you had nachos yeah I know you just had nacho I know I'm so sorry. Yeah, thank you. Thoughts and prayers.

Thank you. Thoughts and prayers go to you today. Number two on the list of the top six things we'll do when we meet up in our dreams. Get into my elevator. Nothing can go wrong. Oh, yeah. You're always having elevator dreams, aren't you? The falling, the shooting up through the roof, the dropping.

Oh, God. Launching sideways. Hey, we saw the elevator guy again. Fletch. Oh, did you? We looked in his shaft again. Yeah, and I told him we're going to drop some treasures down the shaft for him next time because I said, did you find anything good down there?

And he's like, nah. And I was like, did you ever find anything good? He's like, nah, not as often as I used to. It was a big bag of dust really, wasn't it? It was yuck. Yeah. And I said, I'm going to drop some treasures down there for you next time.

And he said, I'd like that. We did yell at him, can we have a look in your shaft? Right. We should get some of those chocolate gold coins. No, said, I'd like that. We did yell at him, can we have a look in your shaft? Right. We should get some of those chocolate gold coins. No, they'd be me. What about sleeping in a note? What about a note? What about a treasure map? We appreciate you so much.

What about we set him up a big cool treasure hunt? Oh my God, yeah. He's probably got other lifts. Would it not be the coolest thing in the world to go home and there's a mysterious note on your table and you open it and it's the beginning of a treasure hunt? No. I've never had that. Because where's that leading to?

Like, who's doing this? Well, that's the exciting thing. It's literally in the name. Where's the map leading to? It's called a treasure map. X marks a spot. No thanks. Number one on the list. We're still going, by the way.

Are we? I thought we were done. Number one on the list of the top six things we'll do when we meet up in our dreams. Sex stuff. Together? No, I don't see that.

Absolutely not. But we've got our dream boat. We could be dream whatever. Oh my God, we'll be like, hot damn! Yeah. in our dreams sex stuff together yeah absolutely not but we've got our dream we can be dream whatever oh my god we'll be like hot damn yeah you're gonna be

a big whopping wanger me whatever you want I don't want to have a whopping wanger oh don't you no ah

no because you were I remember you yelling give me a big wang yeah yeah yeah I want a big old wang. No, not on me. No, no, no.

I'm the person. Okay. You just. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gotcha. I don't know about these. When you were yelling at Fletch, what did you mean? I think he meant on him.

Wow. Yeah, yeah. What part of him? Wow. This is entrapment. Entrapment. Double jeopardy, Your Honour. That's not sick

Okay I just worked I just found out how the syndrome Got the name Rebecca syndrome Not really a syndrome either Just an internet name If you think about your polycystic ovarian syndrome What is the definition of a syndrome? I don't know.

Definition. Definition. A group of symptoms which consistently occur together or a condition characterized by a set of associated symptoms. Well, there you go. Okay. That's interesting. I wouldn't call this a syndrome.

So Rebecca Syndrome got its name. We literally just said it. She said it, didn't she? Yeah, she did. She's going back on her words. I'm reading an article. These are not my words. I am the messenger.

Rebecca Syndrome got its name after a 1938 novel called Rebecca by Daphne de Moriel. Oh, okay. It tells the story of a young lady who marries a wealthy man and she can't cope after moving into his house in his town as the household and local community are still devoted to his first wife who died. And she becomes, even though she's the new wife and he loves her very much, retrospectively very jealous. Oh, okay.

Of things that he's done before they were together. So is. And that defines Rebecca syndrome is you getting retrospectively jealous about things that your partner, for example, Sade, has done before you even existed. Oh, my God. So it's not a cheating thing like she's talking to someone now and you're like, well, don't talk to him. He's a handsome gentleman.

It's like she talked to a handsome gentleman in 2003. Before you were around. Yeah. And also like looking up exes. Yeah, like jealous of. Oh, I love doing that, but it's more of a. Do you reckon, okay, hand on heart, do you think you're the hottest person Sade's been with?

No. Oh. You are beautiful. No matter what they say. Vaughan words can bring you down. Well, I don't know, but I assume not. I'm trying to think. I think I might be the hottest person that Erin's ever been with.

Because you were saying it and I was like, I wonder at what stage of this she's going to hear herself saying it out loud. Because it's a wild statement to make. Even if you know for a fact you are. To claim it is next level. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I've never ever been jealous of anything that Erin's ever done in her past life before me. But you definitely hear of people that do get jealous of partners' exes. Maybe they're still friendly with their ex. Why would you be with someone like me when you would have someone like her? Clearly that's what you're into. Yeah. If she's like nothing like me. So 66.7%,

that's a real specific stat there. I'd round that up to 67. That's two thirds. I would have just in this case used two thirds of people. Okay. I'm not saying it's your fault. I'm saying these people who wrote this article. Two thirds would be 66.666 reoccurring. Yeah, but they rounded up.

Yep. To 66.7. I'm just reading Vaughan. I'm just reading what's in front of me. As I said, it's not you with a head full of rocks. I believe it's the journalist who's a numbskull. It's 66.7% of participants in relationships for this study in relationships admitted to looking up partners' exes

and feeling that little tinge of Rebecca syndrome or jealousy. I mean it's fine if you think you're hotter than the ex but this would be a fun way to start an argument but it's almost like when you have a dream it's almost like you have a dream that Aaron's

cheated on you and then you wake up and you're grumpy at him it's kind of like that it a dream that Aaron's cheated on you and then you wake up and you're grumpy at him. It's kind of like that. How dare you? Yeah, totally. It's not really. It's not real. It's not in their control. Every woman does that.

I know they do. Every woman does that. I know they do. It's insane, right? I don't think I do that. Whereas I would wake up and I'd be like, hey, good for you. You'd actually be like, hot. Man, you got it out there.

Look at you. You were out there getting it, my girl. Play ZM's Fletchborn and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletchborn and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletchborn and Hayley. That's nice. And don't you think it's a silly little pole, silly little pole. It is so silly, silly, silly that the silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole. Maybe turn little pole. Silly little pole.

Silly little pole. Maybe turn this off with this cool noise we've got. It's so cool. It's obnoxious. It's really cool because you're doing two things. You're whistling and humming. It's cool, man. You're just jealous.

You can't do it. Yeah, you can't whistle. Loser. Can you not whistle? Little pathetic lips, they used to call them. I've got little pathetic lips. LPL. I would have never thought of your lips as pathetic until now.

Thank you. Can't whistle. When leaving the house, do you give your pet a goodbye pat? Can't whistle. My God, it is so annoying. Do you give your pet a goodbye pat? If I see them, I will, but I'm not going to find them to pat them. I petted your cat yesterday. Did you?

He's not very... He came up to me. Yeah, he doesn't usually do that. Yeah, he flopped down and everything. Really? Very submissive. Big tail. Big, swishy tail.

Fluffy cat. Soft. Big, fluffy cat. Delicious cat. When leaving the house, do you give your pet a goodbye pat? 88%. Oh. People said yes.

That's like when you see your cat or dog stretching, do you say, whoa, big stretch? Yes. You have to. When they yawn, you're like, someone's tired. Oh, big yawn. Yeah. Man, that's a big yawn.

I always say big stretch. Big stretch. I think you have to. You have to, yeah. It's a dopamine hit to pet your pets. I think, yeah, if they're there by the door, like in the morning when I leave for work, he's always following me around and I'll pat the cat.

But if I'm like, if it's middle of the day and he's sleeping in the lounge, I won't go. I won't pat him. You'll leave and be. I'll leave and be. But I did select yes, I do pat my cat before I leave. I like to fuss Rolly. When he's at his happiest, he looks so sweet, I always say I'm about to fuss you. I'm gonna

fuss you. Have you heard, I found, you wouldn't even notice there that I've been doing something in the background because that's how professional I am. I found the song. Have you ever heard the song Big Stretch? No. About your pets having a big stretch?

Prepare yourselves. Big stretch. You've got to say big stretch. Every time I do a big stretch. You know that's the rules. When a puppy walk is about to go down, big stretch. I do a big stretch, go low to the ground, big stretch. But if the human doesn't say it out loud, big stretch.

Then puppy law states that big stretch doesn't count. The puppy law. Big stretch. Oh my God, I've never heard this in my... You always have to say big stretch Big stretch Always And you gotta go

Big stretch 88% of people pat their pet goodbye 12% do not pat their pet goodbye What have they got to say about it Vaughn? Brittany says Oh Brittany's got hairless cats Yuck I'm sorry, Brittany.

Sorry. I love all cats. Her cat looks like Snoke from the Star Wars sequels. Snoke? He's skinless, hairless. Like a wrinkly penis. With a tail. Your cat looks like a bullseye, Brittany.

Oh. It does. It looks like a bullseye. I would rather be late for work than miss giving the cats a pat before I leave. And sometimes she's patting the cat. She doesn't realize she's patting someone's ball sack. I know. She's giving it a good.

She's wandered into a locker room and she's patting an old man's ball sack. See you later. I love you. Bye. And some old man's like, excuse me, miss. That's me ball sack. I don't even know you, let alone love you. What?

I thought it was my hairless cat. And then she commends the old man for shaving his balls at his age. Oh, yeah. Keeping it tight. Keeping it tight. Gina said, they're not always around. Sad face. Aw.

Isn't it? Yeah. Says Anne. I've got to pet him And tell him when I'm going to be back Okay I'm just going to work I'll be back around 5.30 Hell no otherwise

Jennifer said She's a cat She doesn't care Oh I'll hunt her down for a pet And she won't even like Enjoy it Charlene says

How else does he know It's time to go And stretch out on the bed Undisturbed for six hours If I don't give him A pat goodbye before I head to work? Yeah, good call. Peter says, with four cats, three dogs and a turtle, I'd never get out of the house if everybody needed a pat.

A turtle. A turtle. Yeah. Who's got a toittle? They smell. Do they? They smell. Turtles smell.

Oh, okay. I knew someone with a turtle. I was like, that's pretty cool. And they're like, yeah, I thought so too. Stinks though. And I was like, cool. Oh, okay. I knew someone with a turtle and I was like, that's pretty cool and they're like, yeah, I thought so too. It stinks though. And I was like, cool, we'll avoid. Unless I can pour

mutant juice on them and they turn into ninjas. Yeah. Unless I have to be a rat. I don't want to be a rat man. No. I'll just send them to jujitsu lessons.

Yeah. Sarah said, bye, love you, have a good day, make good decisions, see you later, pat, pat, pat. That's what I say every time.

Love that. I love that. I spend more time saying bye to the pets than I do to my own husband, said Moana. Always. You never know what can happen, said Sarah. Oh, don't say that. That's so morbid. Yeah.

You never know. It could be the day they crawl under the deck or go away. Take themselves away. I always say that. If I'm going somewhere and there's been an argument or something or I'm like bye and Sharda doesn't say something

and I say out loud boy I hope I don't die in a car crash that'd be a real that'd be a real shit thing to remember being the last words to me that's um

that's called emotional manipulation that's what you're doing there no you're crazy you're not remembering it right oh sorry yeah yeah you know you're right I think that's called

gisleting yeah I think it is gisleting yeah and if you're not remembering it right. Oh, sorry. Yeah, yeah. I think that's called gisleting. I think it is gisleting. Yeah. And if you're good at it, they don't even know it's happening. Yeah. Isn't that right? I have always said that, haven't I? Yeah. Perfect. Wait, and you clocked therapy in one go. I think someone was lying.

It really feels like we need a second opinion. I either clocked therapy in one go or that guy was like, the money's just not worth it. Yeah, yeah. Too hot to handle. The money's too much. The money's not worth it.

Speaking of which. The unsolvable. That shows back, isn't it? Shrinking. Shrinking. Season two. Yes, we loved it. Oh, that was such a good season. Harrison Ford, Jason Segal.

Yeah, Apple TV, first season. That woman that was on the Drew Carey show, but her face doesn't move now. The guy that was the neighbour on Married With Children, but now he's old and that's depressing. The cool black chick from... The Daily Show. The Daily Show.

Jessica. Jessica. Jessica someone. Jessica someone. Yeah, she's cool. She's great. She is great. That show's back.

And we're huge fans, as you can see. That show's back. This one, that one. Yeah. I think Jason Seagal. Seagal? Seagal. Seagal. Deserves to be Jason Segal. Segal? Segal. Segal.

Deserves to be a way bigger deal in Hollywood than he is. I know he's a big deal. He deserves to be more. He's a very talented man. He's very talented. Very funny. Someone's in love with him. Musical.

Kiss him. What are you, gay for Jason Segal? I've always been gay, remember? What? Yeah, remember? I've told you heaps of times. Oh. See? Gaslit her again.

She doesn't even know what's happening. Gaslit me with a lie! Yay-o! That's a little poll. Play ZM's Flesh Born in Haley. Flesh, this is not, this has nothing to do with age, that I have suddenly become so obsessed with these

novelty t-shirts. Well, I'm just saying, it's kind of the domain of the dad, isn't it? Oh, shush. I love novelty t-shirts. I love funny, I love a good design, but my problem is the quality of the shirt. Yeah, these look like bad quality. I've got a wife.

I've got a wife. I like. My wife. Just every now and then I'll be like, this has been through the dryer what did she do that for what did she do that for we're the opposite I have to tell Aaron

who is so tall that most of his t-shirts are just long enough and they're always random in the dryer I was like dude that's 100% cotton no no no

I have to go through my wardrobe and be like see this feel that that doesn't go in the dryer that doesn't go in the dryer that doesn't go in the dryer. That doesn't go in the dryer. That doesn't go in the dryer. It's probably just best to do it all yourself. I do.

I just do it myself. Like, don't touch my clothes. If you want to do some washing of your own stuff, fine. That's what people might be thinking to me, Vaughn, why don't you just do your own washing then? I've said I'll do my own washing. You will, yeah. I do.

When I do the washing, the washing is done better. I'll say it. Oh, wow. I'm a superior. I separate the socks. The socks and the undies get their own wash. They're just socks and undies in there. No, I wash my undies with my T-shirts.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Save the planet, please. Yeah, exactly. T-shirts get their own. Get T-shirts in there. Excuse me, excuse me. I was advertised, you know, like on your Instagram ads and stuff, these novelty tees, and I hit one.

Because you know I got that T-shirt. But this was from a small company that hand-embroiders. Yep. Off my tits on April Spr you know I got that t-shirt but this was from a small company that hand embroidered off my tits on April Spritz I got that t-shirt so that was kind of your gateway into and I think because I got that now the algorithm is like you want more novelty tees listen to this silly goose

on the loose and it's a goose and wearing cowboy boots okay that sounds great the only squat I'm doing is diddly okay that's a the only squat i'm doing is diddly okay what animals on that one that that's got the frog energy i don't know what is a frog in a cowboy hat what is that it's an opossum it's an opossum and i am just i just i'm just wanting to add to car now the quality of these t-shirts you just yeed your last whore.

What animal's that? That's a duck. That's a goose. My flabbers have been gasted. There's a little beer with his mouth like this. That's good stuff. It's so good. I'm loving these.

This is one that, I mean, I couldn't wear this. Rhythm with the tism. And it's a frog and he's got a couple of cowboy guns. Now he's got Riz and obviously a touch of the Tiz. Now if you're an autistic person and you've got

an autistic friend I think Christmas is coming up. Yeah. Rhythm with the Tism. Wow. Okay. You know?

I think that's great. I mean there is a Trump shirt here. I'm just scrolling past that one. I'll scroll past that one. See that's the thing I think you're getting

into like it's dad territory Trump supporter territory, people that work in IT love a novelty t-shirt. They do love a novelty t-shirt. Yeah, they do. But don't you want a t-shirt with a goose and cowboy boots that said silly goose on the loose? What was that one with

the raccoon? There was one I saw over your shoulder before and I'm looking because I just love raccoons. I've been looking at so many of these. Hold on, I'm over simulated. It's a little sheep and he's frol Hold on, I'm over-simulated. Sorry I'm late. It's a little sheep and he's frolicking.

Sorry I'm late. I was dilly-dallying. I just love this. This is outrageous. I thought you had a passion for the fashion. That's what somebody just messaged in. Is fashion no longer your passion? Excuse me?

I could make this into fashion. I feel like for this to become mainstream, someone like celebrity wise needs to do this. Even baddies get saddies? It was just some bad animals. Oh, okay. There was a, what was it? A beaver. No, a raccoon and he's holding a little like kind of

Starbucks-esque drink and it says first of all, I'm a delight. Yeah. Shall I add one to cart? Yeah. First of all, I'm a delight. Yeah. Vaughan, shall I add one to cart? Yeah. First of all, I'm a delight.

I love this. Okay, it's a toad and he's wearing cowboy hat and he's got his hands on his hips and he says, yo man,

if I do some lollygagging. I'm going to buy that three of these. You have hit 35 and you are losing it. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Well, well. Well, well.

Well, well. Be calm, be calm. Bluey's in the country. Bluey is in the country. Bluey was in the studio yesterday. Bluey was in the studio. I didn't know the Bluey. I would have hung about to meet Bluey.

Bluey, my favourite cartoon dog, and that's a big thing because we've had some great cartoon dogs. We've had some phenomenal cartoon dogs. I don't put Dino from the Flintstones in that rank Because he was a dinosaur What about Cat Dog? Cat Dog No The dog was the dumb one

Yeah the dog was the dumb one in the Cat Dog situation The dog from Family Guy Spot the dogs Brian I liked Brian was his name? Yes I liked Brian

But no Bluey's my favourite cartoon dog The Foot Rock Flats dog A great dog Lots of dog. A great dog. Lots of good dogs. A great dog. Cartoon dog. Snoopy. Snoopy.

Snoopy was the best part about that. Those dreary old Charlie Brown editor. They would have had him medicated nowadays, wouldn't they? Oh my God, yeah. They would have been very worried about Charlie Brown. Very depressed. And that woman, the woman that always pulled the football out from underneath him,

she would have been kicked out of school for bullying. She's gone. She's gone. Yeah. They would have sorted those kids out with some medication across the range. Yeah, they'd be pinging now. Oh, yeah.

Phew. Yeah, that one that wouldn't get off the piano. Yeah. We'd have a category for that now. That's begging for an ADHD diagnosis, isn't it? He's become hyper-focused on his peyana. Peyana. On his peyana.

So Bluey is in the country. Because Bluey's doing shows. Bluey's going to be live Bluey shows. And I just needed to reiterate the fact that Bluey is a cartoon. So technically, Bluey isn't, yeah, how do I? Help me, Fletch. How do we? Bluey isn't real.

Bluey's not a real blue blue cartoon dog talking or was it just here like i think it was just here okay right it's got a puppeteer behind it right walks around and i don't know what the show is but i'm imagining there's a pre-recorded amble okay and then story and they acted out now are you gonna go to the live show because i feel there needs to be you going to go to the live show? Because... I feel there needs to be an adult's version of the live show like there was the Wiggles. Oh, my God. You must say, what a night.

One of the greatest nights ever. One of our greatest nights. One of the good ones. Yeah. One of the good times. Because your kids wouldn't be into Blue. They love Blue. But would they go to the show?

They're a bit too old. They're a bit too old, probably. They're going to go. I think also would come with me to go to the show. Yeah, because you're too old to go on your own. Yes. That's odd. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I'm a huge Bluey fan.

I just want to meet them. I can't believe the thing was in here and I didn't get to meet it. Yeah. Get a photo with it. I know this was ripe for a, you know, Vaughn put your blindfold on situation. Oh, totally. Because when that happens. So good at radio.

I know, I know. When that happens, for me, I know, when that happens, for me, hot men are involved. Yeah. And for me, cartoon dogs. Cartoon dogs

being puppeteered by drama school students. Yeah. Did you ever do anything like that as a drummer? Nah, but Aaron did. Aaron did like a

kids thing called, it wasn't the Wiggles, but it was very close, the Giggles maybe? Oh, Wiggles adjacent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you telling me it wasn't the Wiggles, but it was very close. The Giggles, maybe? Oh, Wiggles adjacent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are you telling me someone came for the Wiggles? Yeah, the Giggles.

The Giggles. The Giggles NZ. I mean, they're not even trying to make it different. I'm sure. Where is, oh, I can't remember. He was all sort of dressed up as a, yeah, Giggles. Here he is. Courage the Cowardly Dog That's a number one

That's a great dog, but somebody just messaged in Who is this? Too big That's Aaron dressed as a sheep Back in drama school days Did that get some kind of funding? Yeah, it was all funded Here's Aaron as a flower

Good lord Where can I see it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was all funded. Was it on telly? Here's Erin as a flower, a sunflower. Good Lord. Where can I see it? We have the DVD. Well, I must watch it. Amazing. Now, just to find a DVD player. So are you booking tickets for Bluey or no? I don't know.

Bluey live show, right? And then the minute I... Yeah. God, get it together. You'll be all right, mate. You'll be okay. But I just wanted to get a photo. I'm not a photo.

And then I saw some people like with the thing and they're not as big a fans. And I was like, this has been wasted on someone that's not as big a fan. Yeah. Yeah. And there's Bluey and there's, I didn't see the whole, there's all of them. There's Bluey. There's Bingo. There's Chili.

There's Bandit. Okay. Okay. Play ZM's Flet, there's Bandit. Okay. Okay. We've got a winner in our midst. A new winner because you know me. I win a lot of things as well. I won Taskmaster, but no one's talking about that anymore. Celebrity Treasure Island is here.

Wow, for you. Way to crowbar yourself. Well, I'm just saying there's a number of winners in the studio. Weird. JP Foliaki being the a number of winners in the studio. Weird. JP Foliaki being the newest winner of Celebrity Treasure Island. Welcome, JP. Well done. Thank you so much.

Thank you so much. Because when did you film this? In summer, obviously. I think in March, like that weird period where you get some really nice warm days and then the weather just randomly turns to trash. Turns to crap. And now we're sort of at the different end of that, right?

Yeah. Random nice days. But you've had, you obviously like weren't able to tell anyone about this for a long time. No, it was hard to like hold the secret.

I think obviously because it's such a big thing, hey, and especially your family knows that you go away to film. Yeah. And I guess it's up to the contestants whether they want to share with their family if they

went away, I don't even know if we're supposed to but my family knew that I was going there so I told some of my close ones about even coming out I come from a big group of friends, cousins you know, trying to hold that from them and they're like, oh you didn't even do that goody and I'm like

you're waiting, see wouldn't you like to know but obviously you've won now which is was that like your like did you really want to

deep down because you know people enter these things like celebrities run it's all in the name of charity you know you're not winning the money you're fighting for a good cause but

you're like also for the cred you do want to win yeah I know and also people when people are like oh I'm just here for the experience I'm like oh to win. Yeah, I know. And also because people are, when people are like,

oh, I'm just here for the experience. I'm like, oh, me too. But I could get this experience like if I went to another island, somewhere else. I'm like, I'm here to win. Yeah. Yeah. But it was really good. I think just having the fact that it was four chair in front of my mind.

See your arm. You're turning. See, I'm doing it here. You're turning your mic off. You're on now Is it on now? No, red means on Which is very confusing to me

More than up back More than he's back Did you go into CTI with Because I've been very vocal About the fact that I would never do it Because I just

I'd get too carried away I'd be the ugly crier I'd be the one like Fighting And having a weep on the beach And having a tiff You'd be Maddie McLean The female Maddie McLean I'd be Maddie Mc fighting and having a weep on the beach and having a tiff. You'd be Maddie McLean, the female Maddie McLean. I'd be Maddie McLean.

Did you go in with like a game plan or were you just like, I'll just wing it? I think my game plan was because I had friends who have done the show before. Elvis Lopez, he's a dancer, works exclusively with choreographer and creative director. He's so funny as well. Yes, he's amazing. So he gave me some advice

going into the game so pretty much yeah i was like i'll lay low i do want to do really well uh but i don't want to be like the best at anything because i don't want to get eliminated eliminated asap it would be a threat yeah but then once you're in the game and like i think it's just my personality like i just have to go I'm like, okay, that didn't really work out. I was like throwing my body around. I gave poor Spanky Jackson a bruised rib. I worked on the most, but I guess it worked out in the long run. Yeah.

When did you know you had it? Like, when did you know you were going to win? The last three, were you like, I got this? Oh, nah, no way. No way. I think, you know, even when we were digging, you can see from last night's episode, it was broad daylight. Yeah.

And then it was like pitch black by the time we dug that chisra. And I think Kali and Jimmy had been digging for like a good half an hour before I even started. So we just went around in circles. But you just got to be digging in the right place. That's the whole thing. Yeah. And there were so many different holes all around the spot and we were just refilling

and re-digging. It was hard to tell who was even going to win that, literally until I pulled it up. Who was your, because everyone's there representing their own individual charities of choice, who was yours? The Child Fund, they've got an initiative called The Water Run and they provide

safe, clean drinking water to kids all around the Pacific. Just I think the other week there was two kids from the Solomon Islands that died from not having access to clean drinking water.

And I was like, that's crazy in 2024. Yeah. Especially as like Pacific people, we revolve our lives around the water. We're so lucky.

Yeah. We're so lucky we take water for granted I mean to be fair Fletcher's water if you have the pleasure of going over to Fletcher's house

he has the grossest water you know how water is like good in some taps in summer you know mayonnaise yeah it's great it's like the best foods mayonnaise

no no no but not in a cool way watered down watered down best foods mayonnaise I'm gonna need some of that I'm gonna need some of that no no no it's not good like every cup you have it's not good no it has like a half teaspoon of mayonnaise in it I watered down best foods mayonnaise. I'm going to need some of that. No, no, no, it's not good.

Every cup you have has like a half teaspoon of mayonnaise in it. Okay, you keep that. I'll just try it another time. Yeah, great. Because you're like on this island together and it's like really intense and even when the cameras aren't rolling, you don't just like tottle off to a hotel room and have a nice time.

You stay in those intense circumstances. Did you get very close with everyone? Yeah, I got super tight with everybody. And because once you hop off the boat, they take your phones off you. And, you know, you have no other choice but to get to know each other. You didn't think about smuggling one?

Oh, no, I didn't. I was just, to be honest. I'd smuggle. Back at school camp and stuff, I was trying to smuggle everything. I'm not risking going home. You just went without. Well, to be honest. I'd smuggle. Back at school camp and stuff, I was trying to smuggle everything. I'm not risking going home. He just went without. Well, JP, congratulations.

A great charity and a well-deserved win. No, thank you so much. Thank you for having me, fam. Play ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. We're all in a little bit of a health kick at the moment, though Vaughan's been told to sit back from the gym, which is good. And he, God, boy, he relished in that advice. Doctor told me to take it easy.

Yeah, we love that. You know me. Easy breezy. Right. Easy breezy cover girl over here. Yeah. You're easy breezy, beautiful cover boy. And yesterday, while I actually was sitting on my ass at home,

I got a message from producer Carwin to thank me for giving her an exercise hack that helped her achieve a PB yesterday, a personal best. I get a message from the producers most days just thanking me for inspiring them and leading the team. Is that right, Carwin?

Yeah, I just thought that maybe it was time for Hayley to have one too. Spread around a little bit. I can understand that. Interesting, time for Hayley to have one too. Spread around a little bit. I can understand that. Interesting. I've never had a compliment. Guess that speaks volumes, doesn't it? Maybe today will be your day.

Yay! Nothing exceptional. Okay. Now, Karwin, your message said, okay, you were right. Love, love that. In fact, it's very rare to hear from a woman. But carry on, please. It was to another woman though. Oh, so it's very rare to hear from a woman. But carry on, please. It was to another woman, though.

Oh, so it doesn't count. Doesn't count. Says, okay, you were right. Working out to smart really is elite. What? And I said, so good, Rai. She said, I just ran a personal best. Listen to smart while you work out.

But there's no beats per minute. No, and that's why I've always been like... A couple of days, I reckon. But yeah, I've always been a music person because, yeah, I want a beat. I want the lyrics to listen to and sing along to. Yeah. But I was just like, oh, you know what?

Maybe I just... Because I'm trying to try out audiobooks as well at the moment. So I'm like, why don't I just- Does Carwin, Fletch, Carwin reads paper books? I read. No, but I read audio books. It's the same thing. They read the book to you.

Yes. Hence, it's reading. Yeah. You listen to it. Anyways. Yeah. So I was like, you know what? Why not just take it a little further?

Get myself a little free trial on Quinn and have a little listen. It's a slippery slope. Hey! They're slippery as if slopes. So Quinn, I've talked about this before, it's an app and it's very direct to listener audio

erotica. Yeah, this is the devil of Dublin's on this. And I listen to them at the gym as well because I don't know, I find it's like very energising because you're not going to do the other thing so you channel that energy

into lifting weights or for you running fast. Yeah and I'm also just so distracted by the audio talking to me and stuff.

Yes but you can't feel the pain of the exercise. Yeah I'm not thinking about how far I'm running or that I'm running. You're just blushing.

So how much was it? How much did you beat your personal best by? Well, to be fair, I don't really... I don't think it's appropriate to ask a woman how much she beat it. For the record. I will go on record of saying that. I don't think that was an appropriate

question to ask a young woman. Good from you. So I don't actually typically run. No, this is because this is a new thing for you. This is a young woman. Good from you. So I don't actually typically run. No, this is a new thing for you. This is a new thing. And so normally I'll just do a little bit and I'm like, that's, I'm done. But yesterday on my hot girl walk, which is usually 5Ks, I ran 2.5Ks of it. That's so good.

Yeah, thank you, thank you. That is so good. That's the power of smutting. Yeah, exactly. This is a hack. There you go. Because do you know what the thing for me is? I don't love exercise. I get very bored,

especially walking or running. So whenever I walk, I always listen to this stuff because it's super distracting. It's like shocking. It takes your mind out of it. And it does. It distracts you.

I reckon the male equivalent is like action movies when you're on the treadmill. Because I'll always run faster. If I'm watching a comedy, I'll plod along and I'll be like, ha, and I'll take my mind off it. But if you're watching like a fast-paced action. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, this is exactly fast-paced action. Yeah. And sometimes slow. And then you mix with the pace. Fast and slow, fast and slow, fast and slow. Change it round, change it round. Nothing consistent, unpredictable.

And it's also kind of reassuring that if I'm running past someone they're less likely to hear it through my headphones oh not like when Hayley's driving and cranking it in the Mazda

you've got to get the full effect of the bass play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley now one of the 10 most frequently asked questions I get is,

Vaughan, are you Sri Lankan? Currently sitting at about number seven, which is you look at me and you're like, Sri Lanka. And I'm like, no. Close, but no cigar. Just white Irish Scottish. So I got sent this story from people saying, you'll love this because this is a story about your home country's airline.

And I said, I said, New Zealand. Yeah, New Zealand. And they said, no, dummy, Sri Lankan airline. Sri Lanka's national airline. Ah, then you had to clarify that. Ah, you can see with the confusion, I'm not actually Sri Lankan. Sri Lankan. I'm Sri Lankan, but I ain't Sri Lankan.

Boy, now I've got a brain tumor. I've got a brain tumor. You can't blame me for that. No, you don't. Where did that come from? I might. Dear Broadcasting Centers Authority, our announcer can't be blamed for his language

because he has a brain tumor. I haven't even had a scan. There could be. It would explain a lot. I'm on antibiotics at the moment, a broad spectrum antibiotics. I've got sore testicles. I'm going to be responsible for what's coming out of my mouth.

A common symptom of a brain tumour is a sore balls. Could be. Yeah. What are you, a neurologist specialist? No, I'm just a classic doctor. I believe my home country, Sri Lanka's national airline, is in the news because of an issue that happened on board. Yes.

Sydney to Colombo. Yes. That's in Sri Lanka. It is. A co-pilot's had a tiff. The pilot's had a tiff. Oh, my God. A little fight in the cockpit.

Yeah. And so. It's too small in there for tussling. The co-pilot's like, I'm going to go to the toilet. Yeah. And didn't arrange for another crew member to replace her in the cockpit. That apparently. Because that's a new rule after um there should be more than one person in the cockpit after that pilot died yeah mid-flight yeah so then she goes to the this is the other

crazy thing a female is flying a plane what what what what what next okay now i don't believe you my head does sound far-fetched. I promise you it's the truth. This sounds farcical. She goes to the bathroom. The captain locks the door and refuses to let her back in. The captain's a man? The captain's a man.

Oh, this sounds a bit silly, doesn't it? This sounds childish. Refused to let them back in. And another crew member had to mediate and calm the situation. What? They're flying the plane. And the co-pilot was then allowed back into the cockpit after a little while. Right. Captain.

I'm sorry. Come on. Come on. It didn't mean anything. She's sorry. She was busting for a wee. Sorry. Sorry she should have arrayed.

We'll do it better next time. Captain, open the door, please. This has hit the headlines all over the world. Because it's so petty. It's so petty. Yeah. I'm going, open the door, please. This has hit the headlines like all over the world. Because it's so petty. It's so petty. Yeah. I'm going to lock the door. It would be weird though, like you think about it.

We all work. We know who we're coming to work with, you know, every day. But as a pilot, you just. Rotate. You rotate with a different person every time. And if you work for a large. Are you suggesting we do that? No.

As a show. It could be FVH today. I think it would be horrible. It could be KBL tomorrow and it could be FVS. Yeah, sure. We could just mix it up and just who turns up, you're like, hey, welcome. Yeah.

No, I'm going to put a stop to that nonsense right here. It's time to get serious. Okay, please. Sorry. Fletchmore and Hayley, get serious. Get serious. Get real. Yeah. Get real.

Well, we're going to- What is petty? And I'll take care of this. Thank you. Well, you weren't. I was just wrapping up the Hayley thing that happened. Guys, don't show how the sausage is made. She digressed.

I'll get us back on track. That new show slogan. We digress. I thought the new show slogan was going to be, don't show how the sausage is made. That's a good slow shogun. What did you say? A slow shogun? I've got a tumour.

I've got a tumour. You're going to. Both my boys have tumours. I'm running this thing now. The new slow shogun is one third Sri Lankan. Fletch, Port and Hayley. One third Sri Lankan. one-third Sri Lankan. Fletchborn Ailey, one-third Sri Lankan. You guessed.

You're not Sri Lankan. You want to be Sri Lankan. You're also the last one that they'll guess. I know, and that's the twist. Oh, gosh. So anyway, Ben, are you an albino Sri Lankan? No, I'm not albino Sri Lankan. You could be albino.

I'm not that. Okay. No, you don't have any of the features. You are Irish, true and true. I'm not Irishino. You could be Albino. I'm not that. Okay. No, you don't have any of the features. You are Irish, true and true. Sure Irish. Okay, we digress. We digress. What is the pettiest thing you've done after an argument?

Like this captain locking the door of the cockpit because he was, I don't know, annoyed that the co-pilot had gone to go wheeze. Yeah. It could be also, I mean, you'll get a lot of relationship stuff. Yeah. Have you done something petty to Aaron? Me?

Me? Why never? Never. Come on. What have you done? Petty. I'll just do stuff like fold his socks together, like mix matched and stuff. He doesn't even notice. No, he couldn't give a toss, but it's just little stuff like Fold his socks together Like mix matched and stuff And he doesn't even notice

No he couldn't give a toss But it's just little things like that Yeah right Because you know that I do All the laundry at home I just Ball up his t-shirts I'll shrink his shirts

I'll do all sorts I'll do all sorts I'll do anything It might be a cultural difference But in Sri Lanka We don't believe in pediatry Oh right You're not Sri Lankan.

Where I'm from in New Zealand, we do. Okay, 0800-DARLS-AT-M is the number. You can text through 9696. What is the pettiest thing that you've done after a fight? So many messages coming in and calls. Kerry, what did you do? Petty thing after an argument. Morning, Taze.

Morning. My partner and I were out on the river whitebaiting, had a small argument, and I kicked his whitebait bucket back into the river. All the whitebait that he'd caught went back? It absolutely did. I left immediately. Oh, yep, okay.

But, yeah, he was not happy. Oh, no whitebait fritters. This is... I don't eat it anyway. No, no, okay. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, he was not happy. Oh, no white baked fritters. This is... Oh, I don't eat it anyway. No, no, I don't either. It's eyeballs. I was going to say you're kind of spiting yourself if you get rid of the yummy feed,

but you don't eat them, so... Yeah, yeah. Kerry, thank you. Jo, what was the petty thing you did after an argument? Well, it was more of a split up rather than an argument. Right. But he wanted the bedside lights from Harvey Norman that I really liked.

Yeah. So I just removed the bulbs and handed them over to him. Do you know what we're learning here, Jo? Is I'm just looking at the text and hearing from you. It's mostly women. Yeah, it is. I didn't want to say it. I didn't want to say it.

We're doing, Jo, the pettiest things, like this light bulb removal. We say it. We're doing, Jo, the pettiest things like this light bulb removal. We're mean. We're mean, we're spiteful, and we're petty. And it's so funny. The light bulbs. You said it. Thank you, Jo.

A couple of text messages. I took hair from my hairbrush and put it in the mouth of my husband's asthma inhaler. So when he inhaled, he got a hair boil. Hairball. What the hell? That is crazy. What's wrong with you? You can't breathe.

Oh my God, some of these are so funny. Keep your texts coming in 9696. 0800 dials at M. We'll get to more of this crazy next. Ayo Bowan. Oh, you've all heard from our Sri Lankan listeners this morning. Yeah, yeah. I hope I won.

This all started because a couple of Sri Lankan pilots had a fight. Yeah. And one of them locked the other one out of the cockpit. Yeah. So we want to know the petty things you've done after an argument. Man, this is an incredible test. Oh, women are crazy. Oh, women are crazy.

Man, at least don't tell everyone when they're being a bit crazy. It's so good. Some replies on Instagram. Anonymous, I removed the TV I owned from the flat lounge so my flatmate couldn't use it anymore. That's good stuff. Stuck a potato in someone's exhaust of their car. Jess.

Oh, God. Wow. Accidentally washed a cast iron pan with soap. Oh, no. You don't need it. Accidentally on purpose. That's naughty. Yeah. Someone said I put breast milk in his coffee. Oh no You don't need it Accidentally on purpose That's naughty Yeah

Someone said I put breast milk In his coffee My friend put flour In her asshole Flatmate's protein powder Oh I filled it up With flour

That'd be yuck Yuck Shat in their litter box That's from Liz How do you Get on you Liz You know Liz If you shat straight

In the litter box Or you pooed prior to And then popped it in the litter box. Yeah, because it would be hard to get the poo horizontally into the slot. Unless it's one of those open from the top ones and you kind of lower down onto it. That'd be good, actually. We're going to need some logistics.

This is one of my favourites. Hung his T-shirts with the pegs in the middle of the chest instead of the seam so they dried with pointy nipple peaks on the chest. Also, mid-fight, my partner said, oh, just bugger off back to your parents. So when he was sleeping, I left and drove two hours to my family and spent a few days there.

Yeah, that's where I've gone. Had a big argument with my 13-year-old daughter who hates me, hates the world, and hates everything in it. Oh, you've been there? The next morning, I put the kettle on to make a cup of tea, and I found out she'd hidden all of the tea bags.

That's so stupid. Petey. While my husband and I were going through separation, he turned up and took my favourite pot plant and my favourite garden gnome. Oh. Who takes someone's garden gnome? This is why you left him, I believe. Yeah.

I changed his Netflix profile name to Prick. I filled up someone's pockets with glitter. Oh, that is evil. Monstrous. Caught him cheating. I haven't read ahead on this one. Caught him cheating at home, so I kicked him out while I packed him my stuff.

He said, don't leave anything behind you, brought with you. So I took the shower curtain, all the plugs, the dish rack. I left one knife, fork, spoon, plate, bowl. Cut the belts in his race car. Now we're going. Oh, okay. Here we go. This is great.

Now we're going. Cut the belts in the race car. Took his overalls and smashed his helmet. Smashing a helmet's not easy. That's exactly the purpose of their life is to stop skulls being smashed. Oh, yeah. Okay. This is a bit feral, this one.

Oh, go on. When I was 18, a friend of mine for my birthday thought it would be funny to put crazy glue in my hair on my birthday. So when we got back to his house, I peed in his contact lens solution and never told him. That'd be stingy, I reckon. Okay, what are people doing? My dad complained there wasn't enough greens with dinner one night,

so the next night my mum dyed his entire dinner green with food colouring. That's so good! That's good. Play ZM's Flesh, Fawn and Hayley. Okay, so I hope there are tears. I feel like there are going to be tears. I think they might be too shocked. For the last four Tuesdays, Taylor Tuesdays

has given you the chance to go in the draw to see her live on the Errors Tour. These are, as we know, hard to get tickets. And it's the last one of the tour. This grand tour that will go down in history is one of the biggest tours of all time. Now, Brooke from The Night Show is standing by outside the winner's workplace. Good morning, Brooke.

Oh, if there's not tears from them, there's going to be tears from us, I'll tell you that. Are you excited? I'm excited. Why are you crying? You're not going anywhere, girl. I'm so excited. Yeah, you're going back to the studio. You'll be back in the studio ASAP after this. Do the night show. Oh, no.

No, I know. I love giving away things too. Nothing has been going like a spinning wheel. I like getting things. Yeah, I know. You're a getter. I'm a giver. Okay, Brooke, where are you?

We're just, okay, can I tell you where she works? No, but what is she's work? No, what industry? Oh, okay, can I tell you where she works? No, but what is she's working? No, what industry? Oh, okay, industry. Well, that depends. Okay, so she's a dentist, and we've asked the receptionist to go get our winner now. Oh, my God.

Okay. So she doesn't have an appointment at this slot. We booked a slot for them. Is that early? I assume they started later in the day. Right. No, my dentist opens early. Do you think we could get a dentistry discount after this?

God, yeah. I haven't flossed. I haven't flossed. I need a week of flossing before I come to her. I know, I've been flossing regularly lately. Listen to this. Okay. Okay.

Are we ready to go? Yes. Yeah. Where's Kendall? Are you Kendall? Oh, my God. Okay, Kendall. Are you...

Take a breath with me. Hold my hand. This is real. This is real. This is real. You, I'm going to... Actually, I've got someone on the phone who wants to talk to you. Hello? Kendall, it's the IRD.

And boy, you are back. You're behind in taxes. Where is our money? No, good morning, Kendall. It's Fletch, Fawn and Hayley. How are you? Oh, my gosh. I'm...

Wow. I just think... I said it's cruel that they're sending people around to people who didn't win the Taylor trip. Yeah, I know. We'll talk to you later. Bye. No, just jokes. Guess what?

Oh, my gosh. You're going to see Taylor in Vancouver at her last show, The Heiress Tour. Well done. That's amazing. Are you kidding? No, we're not kidding. That would be really mean if we did that.

Oh, my gosh. It doesn't even feel real. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. Wow. Thank you guys so much. Congratulations. I love you.

We love you. We want return flights for two. So who are you taking? Oh, yeah. I will be taking my partner. We're doing long distance overseas, so it's been really hard, but hopefully they can come. Wow.

Okay, well, return flights. I don't know if we're paying for their flights. Yeah, sorry. It sounds so expensive. You wanna? You've got accommodation as well. And yeah, those two tickets, the very last tickets in New Zealand to Taylor Swift's,

the Air Astor live in Vancouver. Also, a big thank you as well to United Airlines. They're getting you to Vancouver. They fly nonstop from Auckland and Christchurch to the USA, exploring more than 200 destinations across the Americas. Now, Kendall, what are we wearing? What are we wearing? We need to talk about what we're wearing to The Heiress Tour.

Is this even real? Like, really? Yes. It very much is real. It very much is. I thought you were asking what she was wearing now and I was like dentistry stuff. I'm wearing my scrubs. Don't wear those to the bloody era's tour.

Are there era's tour scrubs? Yep. Do you have a favourite Taylor Swift era? Yes, lover. She's a lover girl. She's a lover girl. The girls are raising their fist in the hand.

They're knowing. They're loving it. Oh, my gosh. Thank you guys so much. Are you Googling that, Fletch? Amazing. We're so excited for you. It's going to be an amazing trip.

Oh, my gosh. Thank you. Are you going to go back to work today? Yeah, I think so. My patient's waiting. Your patient's waiting. trip oh my gosh thank you thank you are you gonna go back to work today yes my patience waiting tell them you want a trip to see taylor you didn't leave the vacuum going in the corner oh my gosh oh my god i feel like we should let her get back to a patient this person she's having

the patient sounds happy for you. Oh, there's kerfuffle. How's the patient's oral health? Yeah, one to ten. We'll see. We'll see. We'll see. I haven't even got into the mouth yet.

Haven't even got in yet. All right. Hey, congratulations. Kendall, well done. Thank you guys so much. The winner of our Taylor Tuesdays competition. Oh, my God. Clay, ZM, Splitch, Vaughn and Hayley.

Congratulations to Kendall, winner of our Taylor Tuesdays competition. Off to see Taylor Swift live in Vancouver, flying United Airlines. Mm-hmm. With her partner. Amazing stuff. I don't know who I'd take.

I usually do my best friend. That's the end of that thought. I just't know who I'd take. I always say do my best friend. That's the end of that thought. I just always say it's really sweet when people take their partners and boyfriends to concerts and stuff. I always say, I just go with the gals. Great improv from you. No butting your own yes and. I don't know who I'd take. Oh, you said it.

End. Yeah, yeah. End scene. I lay out the provocation. I yes anded it and then I completed the scene to perfection. And you shut it down. Wow, cool. Take the bow. Great fun sharing a stage with you. yeah. End scene. I lay out the provocation. I yes ended it and then I completed the scene to perfection. And you shut it down. Wow, cool.

Take the bow. Great fun sharing a stage with you. Ended it. Great, no need for you. What am I talking about? Oh, yeah. So I missed someone that I didn't realise I missed

until we started talking about it this morning. Okay. Queen Elizabeth II. Princess Di. We're royalists, aren't we? Cheers to where we are. We're royalists. Don't cry. Oh to where we are. We're royalists.

Don't cry. Oh, gosh. Don't cry. Katie, oh, Katie. It's okay, Katie. Oh, it's just upsetting, isn't it? No, I don't miss the Queen. I don't think about her often.

Okay. I see her face a lot. I'm still on predominantly most of our coins in our notes. I just think with the whole Prince Charles thing, they're just like, let's not rush this. I know. Let's not do a huge drop. We're going to have to do them

again soon anyway. What'd they say he was eating? Carrots? But someone said he's not eating much. Oh, really? Oh, he's doing like an old man nibble.

Yeah, he's an old man nibble. He's on the ice. He's an old man nibble. Jam toast in the morning and maybe like a sausage for dinner. Yeah. Jeepers. No, I don't miss him.

I miss a woman at the gym. Okay. And it's a woman who, she's a very for dinner. Yeah. Jeepers. No, I don't miss him. I miss a woman at the gym. Okay. And it's a woman who, she's a very lovely lady. And we just sort of sparked an across the gym friendship. Oh yeah. And every time I see her,

she would come up to me. She's a lovely, small Chinese woman. And she would always say, comment on how beautiful I am, how great I look, how wonderful I'm doing. And just really lift me up for my workout.

Now, Vaughan, is this one of the small Chinese ladies we're paying to say nice things to Hayley? No, no, no. We've hired all around Asia. But we yet to land ourselves a mainland China employee. What? You guys are paying small Asian women around the world to compliment

me? Yes. Because no one gives a compliment or an insult like paying small Asian women around the world to compliment me. Yes. Because no one gives a compliment or an insult like a small Asian woman. My wife's grandmother. My wife. My wife. Her mama in Thailand. I met her once. She didn't cut me down, but boy, she'd just mow into anybody.

Really? Like put her fingers around their wrists. Ah, fatty. she'd say. Wow. No, this lovely woman at my gym, the opposite, she'd always comment on how beautiful I am and how well I'm doing and have a great workout and I'll leave you to it. It's really great. Do you know her name?

Did you ever find out her name? No. It's just that kind of... Just that kind of friendship that we didn't need to know. But were you giving her compliments? Always. Oh, okay. Killing it this morning, babe.

Like, look at you go. God, you're here every day. You motivate me. We just lift each other up. Where's she gone? No, I've gone. Because this is when I used to be in the small upstairs women's gym at Les Mills. Yeah.

And as I've mentioned on air, but if you're joining us, first of all, welcome to the show. You've made a great choice. Yeah. Number one show for lesbians. If you're a lesbian, where have you been? And Sri Lankans. And Sri Lankans as it turns out. Yeah. And if you're a lesbian Sri Lankan, well, my, my, my, you have landed right where you belong.

If you're just joining us, I've moved from the women's only gym, small gym, which is now inundated with young, beautiful women who sit around on their phones chatting. And I couldn't stand it anymore, and so Fletch said to me no my, hi to my, welcome to the main floor. And so I came downstairs. It was

a brave move. It's where the big muscle grunters are and I'm always a little bit intimidated. I believe it was CHT from the Warriors. His training regime initially got Hayley. When Fletch said there's a couple of hot ooses down here. Come on down. And I ran down the stairs. When Fletch said, there's a couple of hot ooses down here. Yeah. Come on down.

And I ran down the stairs. And I've never left. And you've never left. And I've never left. And you've never left. The ooses haven't returned. Oh, okay. My warrior ooses.

But that's okay. They'll come back. Not our strongest demographic. Ooses. The ooses. No. I'm sure. Sri Lankan lesbians.

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. We're going to get them. Yeah. But I just realised today that I was like, I'm not seeing the people that I saw and predominantly my lovely, small complimentary Chinese woman. I know.

Could you pop back up and get her to come down? Well, I wonder if she's wondering where I've gone. She's probably gone like, oh, she's given up. You know, she's given up on her fitness regime. Could you maybe start the day training by going up and doing some stretches and getting a compliment

and then going back down to the main floor. I do actually feel though that I might pop up and find her and be like, I just needed to let you know that I've graduated. I'm downstairs. Yeah, but I think she probably doesn't even care. I think she cares

deeply. I definitely haven't seen her chatting and complimenting to every and all woman in that chat right okay it's just me yeah

and not every single person she's not just a lovely friendly person oh god no no no no no no purely no motherly platonic

oh motherly proud of you gosh look at you you're doing great which is what you need yeah look you're looking amazing

since you lost your mum she even said no mum I'm still around is she yeah yeah Patsy's alive and well. Whose mum did I kill? Not mine. Oh, God.

Not Bev, I hope. No, not mine. No? Oh, no. Jeepers. I was trying to bring a bit of drama to the show by one of us having our mothers murdered. Oh, I would hate that. And then we could have a spin-off to a Truth Mine podcast and I was the murderer all along.

No, don't kill a cat or a dog or something. No, I don't want to hate that. And then we could have a spinoff to a True Crime podcast and I was the murderer all along. No, don't kill a cat or a dog or something. No, I don't want to do that. Don't kill my mum. Okay, I won't. Anyway, I miss her. Wink, wink. I feel like, don't wink, wink. I feel like I might pop upstairs and just let her know.

That you're still alive. I'm still doing great. Yep. Because this woman, she would tell me at any fluctuation in my way, looking great. Yep. So she's a liar. Oh, excuse me.

Excuse me, I've got to take a phone call. Vaughn! Get back in here. Wait, why are you mad at me that he said he'd kill your mum? I am going to... I mean, you can kill a woman's mother, but don't you dare say she's mad. I didn't say that. I'm going to ruin your life. No, no, just brace yourself.

Push your buns. Just brace yourself. He's a madman. Play Zed M's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Play Zed M's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. I had a bunch of facts for today, but I've made a last minute pivot. Okay.

It's pivot Everest week. Where's it from today? It's funny. Oh myivot! Every week. We sit for a holiday. It's funny. Oh my God. What? What TV show? Oh, so what I did was I was quoting, I just thought of a scene that's,

I think it flew under the radar, from a show called Friends, which wasn't very big. Okay. And it's one of the characters who's, who's like Ross or something. He's moving a couch upstairs with his friends. Wow, okay, yeah.

And they can't move it, so he keeps yelling, pivot. Right. And it just gets funnier and funnier and funnier. So that's what I was referencing there. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pivot! What's it called?

Friends is the name of the show. Interesting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How many people are in the main cast? Six. And there's too many. They're all friends living in a huge couple of apartments.

Who's the main star though? No, no, no. It's all completely equal. Yeah. I don't believe that'll ever work. That's too many people. It's really great.

Six main characters? Impossible. Somebody messaged in this morning at 7.21am. Their phone number ends in 569. Boy, I hope

they're still listening. Okay. Because they said, morning, for fact of the day, you should do what it costs to climb Mount Everest. I recently Googled and I was absolutely shocked. Oh my God, of course. Do you have to go with a group, an expedition group?

You have to. It's like a government thing. Because it's such a moneymaker for Nepal. Yeah. You have to do it through a certified group. I can't just get my crampons and stuff. A couple of people have climbed it

without telling anybody. And they did survive. But everyone's like, that's the craziest thing. Because on the days where it's given the tick to climb, it's very busy. And if no one's up there, there's a reason for it. But you would think they would limit the amount of people

because it's already so insane. They do. They do limit the amount of people. Are there other ways to go? Because, you know, there's the bases that we all know. And then when you look at the photos of these queues getting up to the top, there seems to be a singular track. Yeah, there's only one way you can climb it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess the rest of it would be like impossible, basically. So according to Xpeed Review, the 2024 cost of climbing Mount Everest starts at $50,000. What? Say again? Starts at $50,000. But depending on your level of luxury

It can cost up to 350,000 dollars Per person Oh my god is that like for one of those yurts With a fireplace in it You know those like glamping yurts Yes Yeah yeah I'd do that No I don't believe it's glamping yurts

I just believe it's like more They'll sort you out with food and stuff And maybe Oh I'll just take my own I'll just take a muesli bar Yeah I'm happy to take my own muesli bars I'll just take a muesli bar. Yeah, I'm happy to take my own muesli bars. Just take a muesli bar. Just get a box of Pam's muesli bars.

With the chocolate chips on them. With the chocolate chips for energy. The average cost in 2024 was I'm still listening, they said whoop whoop. Oh yeah, thanks for listening. Five, six, nine. The average cost of going for the 2024 season

$98,000 per person. That's in New Zealand dollars. That's insane. That's in New Zealand dollars. 100K. And that's also, you might not get to the summit because of the weather. Or you could die. Or you could not physically make it.

So you have to turn around. You have to turn around, yeah. Yeah. I mean, I guess you're still, even if you turned around close to the summit, you're still higher than you'd ever be. Oh, I know. But you'd want to- But horrible.

You'd want to get to the top, wouldn't you? Yeah. And the prices vary every year of just like, because now I didn't know this, China's opened up its borders to regular international travel and climbing permits are limited. So they're saying that's going to add a whole lot more, and obviously it's a supply and demand thing, as you said.

Yeah. They have averaged however many days are climbable to get to the top. The places you've got to be based, yeah, and it'll get more expensive and price people out. But does that include all the stuff that you would buy yourself? No, no, no, no, no, no. Your gear, your pants, your hoodies, your gloves. That's just what it will cost you once you get there.

That doesn't include getting there. You've got lots of hiking gear, but I imagine the gear you have to wear to climb Everest will be extreme. It's top of the range kind of stuff. Jeepers. And you want it to be light and warm. Yeah. I'd probably go to the warehouse and get some new thermal socks.

Thermal knickers. You'd need your thermal knickers. I'd get some Long Johns. Yeah, you'd get a couple of warehouse Long Johns for sure. A couple of pairs of Long Johns definitely keep the old... Junk warm. Junk warm when you're up Everest, definitely. That's number one priority.

So today's fact of the day is in 2024, the average cost to climb Mount Everest is $98,000. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn, and Hayley. You're at a party. Fun. I'm already happy. Music's on.

Vaughn wouldn't be at this party. Not by choice. No, but when Vaughn's at a party, he's at the party. Yeah, but I do it once in a while, and then social battery depleted. Okay, so this is the scenario. You're at a party. Music's playing. Yes.

Okay. Someone passes you the phone. It's in charge of the music. And it's a party. Music's playing. Yes. Okay. Someone passes you the phone, is in charge of the music, and says, 30 seconds, your song's on next. You know, you've got,

this is at that moment of the party where the party's in the balance. It's got to be a banger. It's about to, the party's about to wrap up, or the party's about to kick off. Ooh, okay.

Great. What song are you playing? You've got 30 seconds. The song every white person loves, Mr. Brightside, The. Great. What song are you playing? You've got 30 seconds. Oh, the song every white person loves. Mr. Brightside, The Killers. Oh, yeah. Can we play some of them while we're talking? I mean, this is, if it comes on after a bit of silence, it would be, people know it

immediately. People know the song. It's an absolute banger. When you've had a couple of drinks. I truly believe this is the only time I've ever been told off by your neighbours, was when we played this that night and they were like, enough. Enough. Stop. Mine 100% is always.

Wait, wait, wait. No. Hey, listen to this. Oh, no. Is this the part? The part where I didn't know all this time. See, what you're doing here is you're killing the party, Ron. Oh, sorry, guys.

With your details. I was going to hit you with some song facts. Yeah, some facts. Facts. Okay, anyway. Great. Yeah, see, that's great. That's my song.

So that plays and everyone goes crazy and then you pass the phone to me. I'm playing Boney M. Rasputin. What? Yeah. Mr. Brightside. And then. Everyone's happy. Yeah, yeah.

I'm not happy. Yes, you are. No. Wait. I'm not happy. I'm not happy Yes you are No Wait I'm not happy I'm not happy Everyone's happy about this Everyone's happy about you

No And everyone doing the dance Yep we're doing the Russian dance Yeah This to me This to me is on par with ABBA Anything ABBA Yeah ABBA would also be a party starter

Gimme gimme gimme is mine Dancing Queen is Carwin's. We love it. Vaughan, what are you doing? I'm passing the phone back to you, sir. All right, we're going to go

get you some... Here it is. This bit. This is the bit. Oh, with the strings. I'm not going to tell Monium how to do their job, but this bit should have

come a few bars earlier. Crank it. Crank it. This bit. Who's not partying? Who's not happy that this is happening? I'm leaving the room.

Piss off then. It looked a certain man in Russia long ago. Vaughan. Okay, you pass the phone at a party. Rasputin's tailing off. It's tailing off. It's tailing off. Everyone's tailing off.

He's got a great taste in music. What are you playing? This one. Oh, yeah. Mr. Blue Sky by ELO. It's the happiest song that's ever existed Great pace Not a great song

Guys the messages are coming in and may I place a vote behind In the Shadows by the Rasmus Oh my god In the Shadows That song's ruined for me because it was on my Xbox hard drive and I played a car racing game where the radio just played that song over and over and over and over.

It's still on my gym playlist. I love it. Do you want a little bit of Russ Moose? Yeah, that's a good – and it starts, it's like – I mean, just let it play itself, I reckon. I mean, it's – no, I like – Ever since he poo-pooed our music, I'm just like, this guy needs to leave the party. Ever since he said he doesn't like ABBA. Yeah. I hate, it's perfect. No, I liked it. Ever since he poo-pooed our music, I'm just like, this guy needs to leave the party.

Ever since he said he doesn't like ABBA. Yeah. I hate ABBA with a passion. Nah. The party's kicking off. Nah. Yes, it is. You reckon?

It's idling, but that can't save the party. Georgia Burt. Georgia Burt. At a crucial moment. Georgia Burt's just having a catch up. Georgia Burt. You who is the producers.

Jesus Christ. There is Georgia. What who is the producers? Jesus Christ. Georgia, what are you doing in there? Georgia, what's your song? Drop it like it's howl. Drop it like it's howl. Drop it like it's howl. Nah, that's putting the energy down on you. I think you might have just killed the party.

You're killing the party. No, you killed the party. You just killed the party, Georgia. Are you poo-pooing? Yeah, we're going home. Yeah, we've poo-pooed there. We're going home. Excuse me.

Are you not dropping it like it's hot? Thanks for having us. No, that's terrible. See you at nine. Bye. Okay, this is great. So many texts in already. Oh, God.

Someone's absolutely looking at it. Somebody said, if I was ever past it, I'm immediately playing the song. Closing time, semi-sonic. They're killing the party. Why are you killing the party? No, this was at the end. This was the Outback song when they flung the lights on, and you were like, Jesus Christ.

Closing time. That's just great sing-along. Party killer. We're getting a mix here because we've got some old school songs. We've had some votes for Come On Eileen. We've had some votes for Grooves in the House. Yeah, good song. We've had some Zombie by Cranberries.

Oh, yes. But we've also got some Chumpawampa. Chumpawampa? Chumpawampa. Tub Thumping. You said Chumpawampa. I did because I read Tub Thumping and then I said chumpa wumping. Chumpa wumping.

Party. Oh my God. We need to make a playlist out of this. This bit. Oh no. Went a bar. Went two bars early there. Yeah, went two bars too early.

This is where I might pop outside. I'm going to tell the dudes how to do their business, but I reckon they should have popped outside with this song. I'm going to pop outside. I'm going to pop outside. You killed the party. But this bit here. No, went a bar early there again, didn't I?

Yeah, you went a bit early. Here it is now. Someone's just put in a vote. And may we, can I get a sample for this? Yeah. Okay, yeah. Robbie Williams, Angels. Now I know you're thinking.

Okay. That this is going to kill the vibe. No, but it's a sing-along. We're going to scream along to this. We are going to scream. This is when we've had a few more. Yeah. Oh, it's so good.

You're a bit early there. You got a bar early. No, you've got instrumental. Yeah, you've missed that. Have you got instrumental? Yeah, it's instrumental. Oh, God. No, that's not

the right introduction. It's the album version. That's not the single version. Yes, it is. What you've done here is you've played the single version. Mumbo No. 5. the album version. That's not the single version. Yes it is. Can't. Yeah. What you've done here is you've played the single version. Mumbo number five.

Oh okay. Okay well keep your texts coming in 9696. Someone said this party sucks. You know what? We're having our own party. Go find a different party then. I would tend to agree

with half of these songs. 0800 dials at M you can text in. Grease Megamix. No. Yeah. We're playing the Grease Megamix. I'm leaving that party. Stay tuned for the Grease Megamix. 0800 dials at M, you can text in. Grease Megamix. No, I'm leaving that. When we come back, we're playing the Grease Megamix.

I'm leaving that party. Stay tuned for the Grease Megamix. 0800 dials at M, you can text in. 9696, you're in charge of the music at the party. What is the next song? I like the way you move. The scenario is you are handed the phone or the playlist. At a party, which is at that point most parties get to

where it's either going to push on and be a late night or it's about to end and everyone's going to go home. So you must pick a song that is absolutely a banger. Yeah. That's going to get people excited. What is that song? Have you ever heard of the song Stand Up For The Champions by Right Said Fred?

No. I know Right Said Fred. Six different people have... I'm Too Sexy is the Right Said Fred song. Yeah. I don't know. Stand Up For The Champions. Yeah.

Never heard of it. This is the most mixed, like, dollar mix bag of music. Genres, styles, vibes. Crazy. Nikki, what is the one song that you're playing at the party? Black Eyed Peas, I Got a Feeling. I mean, we're not mad. We're not mad about this song coming on, right?

I remember this at Friday Jams. Let's get started. I needed a version. That was it. No, but this is great at a wedding. Yeah, it's a crowd pleaser. It pleases everybody at a wedding. You're right there.

Thank you, Nikki. Gemma, what's the song? My song is Mr. Bombastic. Bam, bam. Mr. Bombastic. Bam, bam. We saw it live. We saw it live.

I love it. Great. Shut up. Thank you, Gemma. What about this one? What about this one? Okay. Aux cord, please, sir.

Oh, we're Rocky Horror-ing. We're Rocky Horror pictures now. Yeah, we are. We're doing the time warp. Yeah, everyone's up. I'm leaving the party. Why are you leaving the party on all the good music? This is more about you than it does about the party and the music.

It's not good music. It's not. This has got to dance. Yeah, but I don't care about the dance. Do the dance. I'm not doing the dance. Rich, do the time warp. The song is very, very easy to follow.

It tells you what to do. Literally, step by step. It's a guide. Ah, it's terrible. Next. A lot of votes for Shania Twain, Man, I Feel Like a Woman. Oh, yeah. Because the kickoff.

The greatest first few seconds of a song. Yeah, it's fantastic. Man, is it just, it's called Man, exclamation mark. Yeah, I feel. Let's go, girls. Right. The thing is. I didn't talk over it that time.

No, no. You were good. You missed, we forget. Remember I was told off by Shania Twain for that. Someone said Don't Stop Believin'. To me, Glee killed that. Yeah, they made it off your lesson. Lest we forget. Remember I was told off by Shania Twain for that. Someone said, don't stop believing. To me, Glee killed that. Yeah, they made it too poppy. Yeah.

Oh, you really triggered. You upset Miss Glee out there. Yeah, I know, but. But, Carwin, you've got to realise, Glee killed almost all the songs they did. Yeah. No, no, no, no. What you've got to realise is that every song

that is coming through on the text machine has been done by Glee and almost better. Whoa! Shut up! Now, finally, so I'm just scrolling down. I would say hundreds of messages. We finally have a vote for Hire by Creed. Now you know the three of us. I've got another song I want to play

before Hire by Creed. Okay, what? Go. Oh my gosh. Oh, Wagon Wheel. No. This is a Christchurch cleanser. I'm leaving the party. That violin will get everybody from Warrensville on their feet.

We're in a wool shed. I'm leaving the party. My ox cord, please. My ox cord, please. Excuse me. There is a hierarchical manager in this. You can't interrupt the old pro-medicine show with Creed. The whole party's jamming now.

Five years ago, the whole party wouldn't have been jamming. No, I know. It's a bit of a Creed-nascence. It is. A Creed-nascence. Seven Nation Army, Proclaimers, 500 Miles. What about this? Back on my aux cord please

Yeah this is my karaoke song Is it? Yeah I once sang it so good On an Instagram live That it got blocked Because they thought That it was

We were using their Their um Their song without permission Okay my one please We've had a lot of votes for this No It's time to go home It's not time

It's time to call the police Time to call Time to call noise control You're on your own party What did that happen to What did that happen to? What did it happen to Timothy Trumpet? Timothy Trumpet? I don't know.

What are John and Cat's boy Timothy Trumpet up to nowadays? John Trumpet. John Trumpet and Cathy Trumpet. You've been handed the phone at a party. What is a song that you were playing? You get one shot, one banger. You make been handed the phone at a party. What is a song that you were playing? You get one shot, one banger. You make or break the party. Hundreds and hundreds and hundreds and hundreds

of messages in. Someone has called for this to be made a playlist. Still playing Timothy trumpet there. Yeah, okay. Come to me now because... Apparently he is doing a few concerts. He had massive concerts apparently. And that just shows my ignorance. We have one vote for Fast Crew.

I think it should be added to the playlist. Do you know Aaron listens to this song all the time? I don't know why. I think it turned up on a playlist one day and he was like, yeah! Ward actually had a successful Dean Rumble covers band. Oh, really? Yeah, Dean Rumble. I do weddings and funerals.

As Dean Rumble. That's fantastic okay great not getting a lot of bookings now though it's quieting up a little bit ebbs and flows baby what about this one it's got one of those long convoluted 80s rock intros

living on a prayer that's the thing with long convoluted intros sometimes you lose people like this song I'm about to play this particular part right here That's the thing, in the long convoluted intro, sometimes you lose people. Like this song I'm about to play, this rules, but at this particular part right here. Sweet Caroline. Dun, dun, dun.

Good times never seem so good. Okay, we're in this era where we're going to play a little bit of... Fast Crew. No. We've had so many votes for it. Yeah, I just don't believe we do that. Yeah. You come from Katanajo. I just don't believe we do. Really? Yeah.

It's full on. I think that techno sound there was ahead of its time. Fiddles and techno. Fiddles a party starter. That seems to be quite a common theme through some of these songs. What about this guy? Oh, yeah. Cole, we're getting a lot of... It's that point of the party where people don't want to play the new

music. Taylor's taking a break. Blending back on Old Faithful. And now we're back here. And heaps of the songs get to about three quarters of the way through and someone just presses fast forward to the next song. Okay, this has had a lot of votes. Same vibe as Angels. Oh yep, okay. You know what I mean?

We're having a sing-along point of the night. Today is going to what I mean? We're having a sing-along point of the night. Today is going to be the day. We're having a sing-along. I'm going to throw it back to you. I mean, there's hundreds... Sorry, I did a hard stop there. We've done it. Oh, my God.

I haven't heard this song for years. Here we go. Put your hearts. And then you say, oh, bless your hearts. And then you go, oh, my heart. Yes. If we were to make this a playlist, it would be so long. Yeah, it's a Party Bangers playlist, isn't it?

It's so much. So many messages in. Yeah. I'm just going to keep finding the next one suggested until somebody stops me. Okay, here we go. Go to me. No, wait a minute. I just went to one.

Oh, yeah, you're in, you're in, you're in. We've had no Cher or Whitney either, which is quite upsetting. There's some Cher. There has been a couple of Chers mentioned. I'm here. Okay. To DJ Hayley couple of Chers mentioned. I'm here. Okay. To DJ Hayley. Tribute.

Yeah. Great song. A lot of votes for Tenacious D, Tribute. This is the greatest and best song in the world. Okay, let's find... We need some... Okay, for you, Fletch, back to DJ Vaughan. Yeah.

We got this memory the other day that we went to the Cher concert. It's a long while ago, eh? Seven years ago. I love that T-shirt. Banger. It's a banger. Thank you for your many messages and suggestions. I think we do.

We need to make a playlist. Oh, shoot, it's after nine. Yeah. Give the people what they want, though, you know? Bit of this. Yes! He's still a very good-looking man. Someone messaged in drips of Jupiter.

Now, I think what they mean there... Oh, drop the plate, that one. That is a good sing-along, that one. That's a good sing-along. I think to end, Vaughn, may you tee up closing time? I can shut this party right now. This is almost a closing time, though. I think this is a closing time.

That she's back in the atmosphere With drops of Jupiter in her hair. Hey, I love you, eh? You don't mean it. No one loves me. I'm unlovable. I love you, man. Look at me.

Look at me. I love you. I love you. You are a good man. I try. And a beautiful. You are a good man. I try. And a beautiful father. And a fantastic husband. And I'm lucky to call him my friend.

My screen time's too high. It's fine, man. We all need an escape. I'm going to get that number down, you know. It's going to tell me on Monday morning that I was spending an average of seven hours on my phone. Do you ever worry, my bro, that Fletch is going to tell me on Monday morning that I was spending an average of seven hours a day on my phone. Do you ever worry, my bro, that Flitch is going to die alone? Do you ever just say, how is our boy? He laughs it off like he's got this laugh, but I feel that's just a wall.

It's a wall. We're going to knock down the wall. We're going to get in there. We're going to look after our boy. We're going to find in there. We're going to look after our boy. We're going to find him someone. ZM. Oh. Who did you tell me you were?

Yeah, that was my tum-tums. That was my tum-tum-tums. Hey, guys, I reckon that was the most fun I've ever had on a show. Oh, not for me. Vaughan? Nowhere even close. Nowhere even close. Nowhere even close. Nowhere even close.

You haven't been here long, have you? No, I haven't. No. Well, if you were listening and you had fun, why don't you give us a little review and a rating? Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley.