ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 18th August 2023

Episode Date: August 17, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. The Fleeche, Fawn and Hayley Big Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Good morning, welcome to the show, Fleeche, Fawn and Hayley. Hi everyone. Have we got a big show for you today? We've got some special guests after 8 o'clock. The Wiggles!

Yeah! I love the Wiggles. The Wiggles are 18 concert I love The Wiggles. I mean, The Wiggles R18 concert night. One for the books, wasn't it? Yeah, that will always be one of my favourite nights out. I think it solidified our genuine friendship. Our authentic chemistry. Yes, our authentic, genuine friendship.

It really turned us around. Great night. From that tension. So they're starting a tour of New Zealand, but no R18 shows this time. No, I know. But also, the R18 show

was just the show they give you. But everybody was drunk. Everyone was drunk. Very. We could still go along. But with the original Wiggles. Yeah.

All of them. Yeah. Greg, Murray and Jeff, Anthony still in the Wiggles. Anthony will be joining us with Sahai and John. Yeah, I think it would be rude not to ask if they'll bring back

the R18 shows because they they were pretty amazing yeah coming up on the show the top six Vaughn the blind side movie

well everybody's saying I don't know if you've heard this news but the guy from the blind side is saying he's been in quite a conservatorship

now we're only familiar with those because of Britney Spears but he's saying that that white woman who was the white, we're only familiar with those because of Britney Spears, but he's saying that that white woman who was the white saviour in the movie, Sandra Bullock. Not Sandra Bullock, but played by Sandra Bullock. It's not all it's cracked up to be.

Yeah, they were basically controlling his money. Yeah. He claims. Yeah. So I've got the top six other blockbusters based on real life that I no longer trust after the Blindside revelation. Oh, God, I love that Blindside movie. I know, and everybody's saying Sandra Bullock should give her Oscar back. Oh, get a grip.

She gave a performance where the character was based on someone real or not. Yeah. A beautiful performance. And apparently she's come out. Did she come out yesterday and say she's absolutely gutted? Yeah, she is. You would be. You would be.

She's had a hell of a couple of weeks because she just lost her long-term partner to... Oh, no. ASL. A degenerative disease as well, yeah. Yeah. ALS. ALS. The ice bucket.

ASL is age, sex, location. Yes. Yes. 41. But the ice bucket... Auckland. The ice bucket challenge actually raised money that then... Oh, insane amounts of money that have totally advanced

the treatment or prevention of trials. Isn't that insane? Did you guys do it? No. No, I didn't ice bucket either. No. Thought about it. It was quite good.

Just looked really cold. I got nominated. Yeah, it looks cold. It looked cold, yeah. Quite hard on a bald head too, the ice. Yeah. No hair to cushion. Yeah.

It could have drawn blood. Yeah, it would have actually hurt. Yeah, but then you already had ice there too, so it probably would have numbed the pain as well. Make sure you're listening at 8. Our first Taylor Swift song today, the song you've got to be listening for, 8 o'clock, midday, and 4 to win a double pass

to see her live in Sydney. But next on the show... Margot Robbie's been made an offer that I think she can refuse. People are absolutely obsessed with Margot Robbie's feet. Guys, sorry, I interrupt this broadcast with breaking news. Kim Kardashian has had a haircut and people are comparing her to Lord Farquaad from Shrek.

Oh, no. Oh, that's terrible. It looks like the pencil haircut from Fleabag. Oh, my God. I look like a pencil. Yes. Anyway, back to what I was saying. Margot Robbie is set to make, we reported,

$50 million on the back of the Barbie movie. She's a producer. She's getting residuals or like a cut of the Barbie movie. She's a producer. She's getting residuals or like a cut of the box office? Yeah, she's a producer and an actor and she's getting residuals. It'll be about $50 million based on how much money that film is making. That's so good. Nice little payday. You could definitely choose to do whatever projects you wanted at that point.

But now she's got another means of making money, potentially. She's been offered Half a million dollars By a website called Fun with feet We've already seen her feet In the Barbie movie There's that scene

Where she talks about How her foot's flat now And not peaked And then there's that whole thing Where she's walking in heels And then she takes her foot out We've already had a lot Of Margot Robbie foot

Also Tarantino In Once Upon a Time in Hollywood She's got her feet up In the movie cinema The dirty feet People are obsessed with feet Tarantino loves feet She was in War for Wall are obsessed with feet. Tarantino loves feet. She was in War for Wall Street.

He loves feet. Yeah, Tarantino's a foot freak. Like Kill Bill and Uma Thurman's got her feet up on the dashboard. It's like a thing for him. Right. Yeah.

He puts women's feet in films. In War for Wall Street, doesn't she put her feet up when she's got no undies on? Oh yeah, she puts her foot on Leonardo's forehead. Yeah, you want it on his face and stuff. So your feet are very well documented.

What is this? I've never heard of this website. I went on it, funwithfeet.com forward slash sexy feet pics. It's like a fetish website. Is it like OnlyFans for feet? Yeah, so you can sign up to be a seller or a buyer of the feet. And just some photos on the page to sell it. That looks like the homepage of Airbnb,

but you're not getting a nice apartment for a night. You're getting someone's feet. But you can put tags like long toes, sandals. That could be me. That could be you. I've got long toes. I've got long toes. High got long toes I've got long toes High heels

Socks BBW Sandals BDSM BBW Big Big beautiful woman Big beautiful woman

Yeah Okay Dirty Dirty feet She's covered them in Oh really Cornflakes Oh god knows

No There's one She stood in a dog shit And it went up Between her toes. You know, ooh, and that happens on bare feet. My feet are soft and sexy. I'm well manicured all the time.

My feet. No, but she said, I'm well manicured all the time. But her fourth toe, all the nail polish is gone and it looks skank. She needs to do a little cuticle trim. I'm sorry. This is good from the website because Margot Robbie would obviously say no. Yeah. But they're getting all the press.

Oh, my God, yeah. I've just gone on to the website. You've just gone on. The Daily Mail reported she'd been sent a formal letter which made the offer. Dear Margot, my name is Liz. I made thousands selling feet pics on Fun With Feet. I'd love to collaborate with you on some Barbie-inspired content that'll earn us both millions.

I think Mattel would have something to say about that. Yeah, you know, you couldn't brand that on a fetish website. Absolutely not. Barbie doesn't have ran that on a fetish website. Absolutely not. Barbie doesn't have sex. She's got a mouth. Does Barbie have a little hole on the bottom of her foot or was that just G.I. Joe?

No, no hole. No hole on the bottom of her foot. Not unless she was like a scooter Barbie or something. How did the shoes clip on? They just slipped on. They slipped on. They were a umbrella.

They were a bit more forgiving. That sounds like a choking hazard. Oh, yeah. And you always lost them. Yeah, right. My barbies are always at their feet. Well, I think we're safe to say I should turn this down.

Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Doesn't need it. When's the FIFA final? Sunday. It's Sunday. Well, there's been an unexpected boost from the FIFA World Cup. God, it's really done a lot for the world.

Yeah, I don't know if this is a good boost. All right. Xenobox sets? Not that. It's not that. I'll tell you next. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. The FIFA Women's World Cup finals Sunday in Australia.

Spain versus England. And out of England, a stat. There has been a boost in the amount of women that are betting on football matches during this World Cup. Yeah. Gambling cash. Gambling monies. Gambling gals. So a fifth of all bets in the UK have been by women.

21%. Wow. And that's up from, I think, the last World Cup was 12%. So yay, more women are gambling yes equality this is feminism in play isn't it it is yeah the uh ceo of uh bet mgm which is owned by n tain uh the chief executive uh quoted as, she wants to see more women gambling. I love that quote. I just love that quote.

Yeah, I'd love to see more women gambling. Yeah, I'm inspired. So I'm in charge of a gambling company. I want to see everybody gambling. I want to see everybody gambling. It's not just women. She just wants more gambling for a stop. What about kids, you know?

When are they, we need to push them in the gambling world. You still got your TAB account? Nah. I don't really gamble. I don't gamble either. I used to have to... What are the odd lotto ticket?

Pre-internet, when I was a kid, my grandparents went to horse racing. Yeah. And my granada would be like... Speaking of kids gambling. Yeah, I used to gamble with my pop. My gang used to make me do the phone. You used to be able to do it on the phone? You'd ring it up.

It was like an automated machine. It would be like, enter your account number now. And I'd be like, what's your account number? Have it written down for me. And then it would be like, yeah. He had to have worked out what buttons to push for like what race, what meeting, Stratford, what race, three. And then it would be like, what horse? Do it.

Win or place? Do it, do it, do it. It was just a series of, it was wild. Yeah. Oh my God. My gran used to get me to do it. And you'd do that? Yeah.

Well, Shannon at the social media desk, Shannon Leap Pajamas, you've been betting on some of these FIFA games. Yeah, I get well into it. Have you made any money? Well, no. Yeah. How much money have you spent?

I only had bonus bets, so no money's come out of my bank account. What are bonus bets? Well, sometimes when you load a bunch of money on, they encourage you to stay on. A bunch of money. Shannon. This from the girl who had 96 cents in her bank account last week. But basically, bonus bets, you can't cash out the money.

It's money that only exists in the TNL. Crypto. Yeah, basically. But how I decided who I was betting on, because Carmen and I went to the footy together, I use a spinner app and I just let fate tell me who to bet on. Yeah, that's a beautiful way to gamble. It's called roulette.

Shannon, you shouldn't be gambling away. Don't tell her about the casino. Oh, no. I won big at the casino a few weeks ago. Oh, my God. On the roulette table $160 and then you reinvested it and then you had $96

$160 off how much? 50 How did you go from $160 to having $0.96 before payday and having to spend your flatmates rent to cover your food? This paints me to be a bad person.

You don't want to say Shannon sounds like a nightmare. I promise. That went on to food and my well-being. Okay. What's classed as well-being? A couple of durries. A couple of durries. A pie and a V.

A pie and a V and a pack of durries on the way home from the castle. This is also the world's, the gayest World Cup ever. Okay. There's so many articles, and no one's even battened an eyelid. We love it. 96 out gay women footballers. Wow. That are playing in teams.

I went without saying. No one's mentioning it because it was glaringly. Yeah, yeah. No one was like, what? Yeah. Yeah, we know. We know. Is that her sister?

Oh, nope. Yeah. You don't kiss your sister like that, do you? Why'd they let a boy play? Oh, okay. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. But that's pretty cool.

It's great. It's great that no one's banning an island. But 100 lesbian footballers and everyone's just like, hell yeah, let's get behind it. Well, you're the final on Sunday. Vaughn, the top six next. We were actually ready to cancel some people

the other day, weren't we? I was dropping you off home and we saw some people in sombreros and I was like, oh, that's inappropriate. And then we worked out they were actually Spanish people

here to support the team. Yeah. Are they allowed to wear sombreros? That was on Wednesday we were going to the game, weren't they? Yeah.

Yeah. No, that was after the day after the game. The day after the game. Yeah, they were still in celebration mode. And they'd won, so they were celebrating. Right. They were still in celebration mode. So we uncancelled the cancels. Yeah. No, that was after the day after the game. The day after the game. Yeah, they were still in celebration mode. And they'd won, so they were celebrating.

Right. They were still in celebration mode. So we uncancelled the cancels. Yeah, we did. I yelled out the window, you're not cancelled. Yeah. Okay. Because I just yelled out, I can't believe you would do this.

Yeah. You don't even look Mexican is what you said. Yeah. Yeah. Play ZM's Fletchborn and Hayley. From the self-driving ZM think Tank, this is the Top Six. Hello there, Michael Orr from Blindside fame. That movie starring Sandra Bullock where a white woman swoops in,

snatches up a large African-American lad with a pinched front foot. Well, no, he didn't play football. He was just massive and really strong. She's like, I know what'll sort you out. Brain injuries. No, that's what, that's, I was reading

an article yesterday that he did play football. Because, you know, in the movie, her son was like teaching him. They were playing, yeah. And in this article,

in this interview, he's like, I was already playing football. It's like, there's this whole big white saviour complex about the movie as well. For sure. That people have always had

a problem with, even when it was released. I tell you what, I bought into it. I've watched that film so much. Really? I just really love her performance as white saviour. Yeah. I prefer her performance in Miss Congeniality

1 and Speed. 1 and 2? Those are your picks. Just 1. Just 1 and Speed. Was she even in Speed 2? Yes, she was consistent in Speed. Okay, right.

She was in Speed 2 on the cruise ship. But Keanu wasn't. Keanu wasn't. Our very own... Timura Morrison was. He was. He played the captain. She was also very good in Gravity.

Yes. And fans have defended her saying, look, it's not her fault. She's got nothing to do with this. Nothing to do with this. She's an actor who played a part. Yeah, turned up and acted in a movie. Yeah, and she's gutted as well. You would be.

So it's made me think maybe some of these other based on true events movies that have been blockbusters, we can't believe. Yeah. So the top six movies I no longer trust after the blindside revelation. Number six on the list is Social Network. Maybe Mark Zuckerberg's a good guy.

Maybe he's a nice guy. Do you reckon he didn't steal the idea? I don't reckon he stole the idea. He did it all by his mate. Yeah, I don't think so. I think he's time and time again proved he's not. Wow.

He's jacked at the moment though. He is jacked. Good for him. He will ruin Elon Musk if this fight happens. Well, apparently it is. Can't wait. Oh, God.

Number five on the list of the top six movies I no longer trust after the blindside revelation, Erin Brockovich. Maybe she was poisoning the water supply all along. Wait.

That was a great movie. No, she fought for the town. No, well, that's what I'm saying is that who says who? Erin Brockovich? We can't believe these white women anymore.

Yeah, true. They're all full of shit. What's she done recently? She popped up doing something recently. Who, Erin Brockovich? Yeah, yeah. They're all full of shit. What's she done recently? She popped up doing something recently. Who, Erin Brockovich? Yeah, yeah. She was on an ad,

she was on a Super Bowl ad a Super Bowl or two ago. I don't know what else she's done. She also challenged Elon Musk for a fight. Still a lawyer. She's jacked.

Yeah. She's jacked at the moment, though. Yeah. Number four on the list of the top six movies I no longer trust after the Blindside revelation, Schindler's List. Maybe he more just had sort of a rough idea rather than an actual list.

Yeah, maybe. Maybe the list wasn't real. There was no list. Just kind of had a bit of an idea. Schindler's rough idea. Yeah, Schindler's rough idea. It was just a mental list. Number three on the list of the sort of a, yeah, yeah. It's not like It was just a mental list. Number three on the list of the... Still a list. Yeah, yeah. Still a list. It's not like it was like, hey, Alexa, add three more Jewish women to a list.

Yeah. Number three on the list of the top six movies that I no longer trust after The Blindside Revelation. Catch Me If You Can. That was a great movie. Great movie. That's my movie that I've watched a few times. Yeah, it's a bloody good movie.

It was full of shit. It turns out that guy was just like a wonderful liar. Turns out you can't trust a guy full of shit. Yeah. Yeah. Who knew? Number two on the list of the top six movies I no longer trust after The Blindside Revelation,

Hidden Figures. This was a story about the black woman involved in getting a man to the moon. Yeah. That's a great movie. Calculations and stuff. Weren't allowed to use the same bathroom. Yeah, great film. Had to run away to do moon. Yeah. That's a great movie. Calculations and stuff. Wernelator used the same bathroom. Yeah, great film.

Had to run away to do it. Maybe they... Maybe they had a bathroom. Maybe they had a calculator. I'm just saying. Maybe they had a calculator. They were doing all the calculation with my hands,

but now, you know what I'm thinking? Maybe they just had a calculator. God, you're not really... Who knows what to believe anymore. Yeah. And number one on the list of the top six movies based apparently on the truth

that I no longer trust after this blindside revelation. Titanic. When did that happen? We know this. There was no footage. There was no footage.

We've gone down and seen the boat. Yeah. It might have been like you know when you go fishing and you forget to put the bung in the boat and the boat starts sinking

and then once you're already out there and it's taking on water it's too late to put the bung in. But there's survivors born of the Titanic. No but what I'm saying

is the initial sinking may have been caused by someone forgetting to put the bung in. Oh, no, nice bit. I don't think big ships have bungs born. That's what they want you to believe. And that's why they no longer do, because of the Titanic bung. Right, well, if you can show me the bunghole, I'll happily believe this thing.

No, not that one, not that one. I'll show you it right now. You can't help me waiting for you to ask. That is today's top six. Adult fun toy store. Love honey. Love honey. Don't get honey involved.

Very sticky. And sometimes gritty. If it's not a high quality. If it's gone sugary. If it's gone sugary. If it's gone sugary. Yeah. No, thank you. Every year they release, they do a big research

and they release like the sexiest city and the least sexiest city based on what people are buying from the adult fun toy store. I love this. I know. Because it's always those places that you think are like quite conservative. And then you're like, skilsma. And then they break them down into categories.

So the least sexiest, let's start there, the people, the city, the area that has bought the least amount of fun toys. Drum roll, please. I could actually get you a proper drum roll. Nah, that was my idea. Nah, we don't do zip zap zooms. Why don't you get her a slide whistle as well? Yeah.

It's a grey mouth down the West Coast. Really? They're quite conservative, apparently. The least amount of fun toys bought. Do they not know that they come in a discreet packaging? Very discreet. I reckon down the West west coast they're so bloody handy, like just because one starts

working it doesn't mean it's buggered. They'll get it out in the shed, they'll pull it apart, they'll put a bloody diesel engine in it and it'll go for another 25 years. Or they've made their own greenstone one. Yeah, or they're just sitting on the dryer. Oh, beautiful Ponama. You can get stone and

crystal delis. Yeah. I wonder if the West Coast are just making their own. Yeah, so you think that's more of a DIY project? Smooth rocks. Yeah, river rocks. River rocks. River smooth rocks.

Oh, yeah. Cold. Smooth by nature. Cold. Yeah, but that could be a nice thing. Yeah, okay. You know, with a temperature play. Yeah. Well, the award for be a nice thing. Yeah, okay. Maybe. Temperature play.

Yeah. Well, the award for New Zealand's sexiest city of 2023 goes to Auckland. Now, have they done it per capita or is it just sales, pure sales alone? It's just pure sales. I think so. I'm not quite sure. Right. I'm not sure on that. I'll have to consult the researchers.

Yeah. But we were along, well, I say we, we live in Auckland, the lowest sales last year, 2022. We're absolutely low. Is that because we've burnt through all of our toys? Yeah, maybe. And it's, you know, they only last a few years. Yeah, they do.

You've got to refresh them. And then we've just, it's like we're making up for lost time with the most amount of sales. We've brought up a storm. Okay. Then they've done some other categories. Wellington, the city with secrets, spends the most on

the little guys. The little pocket. Oh, really? Yeah, a little bit. So you can just leave your government department meeting? Yeah. Why leave? Why leave? Some of them are run by apps these days. I'm sorry, I'm just going to take this call.

Sorry, sorry. Oh, I don't know how many I can go through. And if we could just cross to Hayley now for the financials. Yes. We're doing quite well. We've had a bit of a... Jesus. Well, it seems that Bay of Plenty are crotch adverse.

They're purchasing a lot of underpants that don't have them. They're missing the middle. Yeah, but quite often when you're doing the washing, those can be the... If they're not there... Yeah. You don't need the extra... You sort of don't need...

Cleaners and spot cleaners. Yeah, you do. Yeah, okay, okay, okay. I'm down on that. Spot cleaners, jeepers. I don't know what you're doing. Canterbury bought the most BDSM, whatever that stands for. Whips and...

Bloody Disastrously Sexy Man. Bloody Disastrously Sexy Man. Who else have we got here? Nelson was the most selling couples. Oh, yeah. Okay. Toys. What about, do you know New Plymouth over the years have always been number one for, is it Googling bombs and gay?

Tie me up. The rope. Oh, is it? Okay. That figures. Oh, yeah. Bondage rope capital. Otago buying chastity cages.

Are they? Are they? Are they? Because of all the ram raiding. You've got to put bollards up now to keep everybody out of your business. You've got to have a gate around your dairy, otherwise they'll steal your vapes. Yeah. Yeah, that's right.

That's a beautiful analogy you've made there. Wellington also buys the most manually operated toys. You know, it's like they've got a crank. Zzz, zzz, zzz. It's one of those cars you use to pull back and the spring would load up and then the car would go... Yeah, except it's not a car this time. You pull it back and then...

ZDM's Fletchborn and Hayley. Fletchborn and Hayley. Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Silly little pole. Silly little pole. It is so silly, silly, silly that the silly little pole. Silly little pole. Silly little pole. Silly little pole.

Silly little pole. Today's silly little pole. If a couple's one of those off-again, on-again couples, when's their anniversary? Whenever their recent on-again started. That is one of their options. Their most recent reconnection date, or when they first began dating.

This is way closer than I thought it was. Really? I mean, I win, but it's not by as much as I would like. Their most recent reconnection date. This is one of your pet hates. Winds me up nowhere. Oh, we've been together. It's only because I'm very competitive.

Yeah. Did I tell you I've worked out the exact date in Sade's life that she's been with me longer than she hasn't? Really? I've put it in my calendar. Have you? So I'll get a notification on the day. Today is the day where the majority of her life has been with me.

That must be soon, right? Yeah, start of next year. Crazy. Mine will be 42 when that happens. Yeah, I will be 44. Well, it's double what you were. So it's a few more years for me. Wow.

So that will mean half your life you've had sex with the same person. Not a lot. Maybe like, maybe more like an eighth. Yeah, right. When you add up all the days. Are you adding up all the days? I was just meaning just one.

I've got to turn my calculator sideways. Two kids. Twice. Do you think if I went on a date with my teenage boyfriend, who I was with when I was 15, I could say we've been together for nearly 20 years? You know, if I just went on one date with him, I'd be like, man, this has been 20 years.

Is it exclusive or at least you have an agreement? You can be in an open relationship, but there's got to have been an agreement. What did the people say? 59% of people said, that's where one's sitting down, or in a wheelchair, their most recent reconnection date should be the date they count their anniversary from. How many, sorry?

59%. Right. And 41% when they first began dating. 41%! Oh, no. Willy nilly. Break up, get back together, cheat on each other, have an argument, break up in public, get back together and don't have to restart the clock.

So their logic is if you were together with someone for two years, he cheats, you have a six-month break where you're single, and then you get back together, they are still counting. No. Get a grip. You've got to do the hard yards. You must specify we were together two years and we got back together and it's been a year for example.

Yes. That's right. Well Lisa said Jesus I don't know what I've done to her but she said this is the only time in life I agree with Vaughn. You don't get a reset from the last time you got together. I don't actually give a shit, but I will argue

if there is a choice. So there you go. Lisa's on my side and she's never on my side. She hates you. She really does hate you. Claire said if it's from when they first began dating, they have to minus the time they were apart from the total. Otherwise, it's two different amounts.

So say they've been together for five years, but after two years they took a six-month break. They have to say they've been together four and a half years. No, but they've been together five. No, but when do you have your anniversary? Yes. Yeah. You can't just Queen's birthday it.

No, you can't Monday eyes. No, you can't Monday eyes it. I'm sorry. It has to be a date. I know Fletcher Vaughan's stance on this, said Rebecca. But I believe if their breakups aren't longer than a couple of weeks, they don't need to restart the clock. If you're broken up longer

than a month, the clock restarts. Oh, that's actually not a bad idea. That's not a bad theory. But don't tell everybody. Yeah, okay, so you're saying break up, but don't... Don't tell everybody you're broken up. Yeah. Rachel said, something I want to ask my parents who are married for 36 years, separated for 15 months, and have just last week got back together.

Oh. Very interesting. I would almost allow it after 36 years. Yeah, same. That would hurt a break. Also cute that one of them thought they could just go and make it on their own. It would have been dad. My auntie did this.

It's always dad. Yeah, my auntie took a little marriage break. And what happened? She went back. After how long? A year. Was it a preordained year? Like, I need a year off?

No. She was the one that called it? Yeah. Or did he say, I think we should... Yeah, she did. It's like when guys are like, I think we should be an open relationship. And the girl's like... And then the girl just goes out there and she's just like, oh my God. Yeah, and then the guy... The guy's like when guys are like, I think we should be in an open relationship. And the girl's like, aw. And then the girl just goes out and she's just like, oh, my God.

Yeah. And then the guy. The guy's like, wah, wah. And the guy can't pick up any chicks. He's like, we should get back together. Yeah, she'll get back together. She'll shut them up again. I've never had a time in my life.

She's like, absolutely not. The open door. That's very interesting, Rachel. I would make a special exception for your parents, given how long they were together. Agreed. Oh, okay. Right. Yeah, okay.

36 years. Dude, that's such a were together. Agreed. Oh, okay. Right. Yeah, okay. 36 years. Dude, that's such a long time. Yeah. Yeah, yuck. Restart the clock. God, yuck. Said Polly. Restart the clock.

Restart the clock. She screams it. Yeah, good. I do not care when the anniversary is, because on-off relationships are always doomed anyway, says Matilda. Oh, yeah. That's just a bit of speed bumps. A couple of speed bumps.

My biggest pet peeve, says Michaela, is when couples split up, find new people, work out what they do, don't want, work out what they do or don't want, and then get back together and pretend like the time apart wasn't the whole reason why they're together. You can't be apart for four years and include that in your total time together.

Oh, absolutely not. Because you became different people. You changed the very essence of your being. Yeah. It depends on how long they were apart, says Sally. My now husband and I split for about six weeks while we were dating. Yeah. Our anniversary is when we got married, but when asked how long we've been together,

we go from when we originally started. Six weeks apart out of 26 years together is nothing to us now. Yeah, great. That's a rounding error. Yeah, that is. We'll round down to us now. Yeah, great. That's a rounding error. Yeah, that is. We'll round down. We'll round down, yeah. That's Swedish rounding.

Wow, people are quite passionate about this one. Being in a relationship's hard, you know. Someone, Josh, just said, I just only said most recent to try to wind everybody on the show up.

Thank you. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. You know me, fashion is my passion. And I've made this very clear for a very long time. Yes. This is a fashion theory that I had not come across, but the girlies have brought to my attention,

Chanelette Pyjamas and producer Carl Wayne. It is called the wrong shoe theory. There's a whole series of these called like the wrong theory. So you're going like, it's so wrong it feels right. The wrong shoe theory is you have an outfit that makes sense and then you put a rogue shoe on. Oh no, no, no.

It doesn't match. It doesn't match. Oh no. I like it. One of these videos, a woman's wearing a white and yellow dress. It's white with lemons on it. Okay. A bit weird. Zesty. Good for a picnic. And then she's got these white heels and she's like, now this is what you think I should

put on. And then she brings up a pair of orange heels. Now orange is nowhere to be found in this dress. And she's like, I'm going to wear this. And she puts it on. Do shoes you put on always have some sort of reflection on another element of clothing? Well, I think so. Yeah, well they should match, right? Yeah.

You're wearing grey marl top. Yep. Blue jeans. And a black boot. Black boot. See, that doesn't, that's not a... It doesn't feel wrong enough. No, it doesn't feel wrong. Rogue would be if you were wearing blue jeans, grey marl top,

and like a spiky stiletto heel. Like Barbie pink. Barbie pink heel. Yeah. Wrong, what is this? Wrong shoe theory. Wrong shoe theory. Yeah.

Okay. But the wrong theory in general is going around. You're wearing right shoes? Yeah, I'm right. I'm just black, black docs, black jeans. You've got to be bolder to be wrong, right? Because I'm wearing black dress, white shoes, but there are Chuck Taylor that arguably goes with everything.

That works. Girlies, is this a theory that you guys rock in your day-to-day life as fashion queens? Yeah, I feel like also it doesn't have to be the colour, but the vibe. So like right now I'm wearing business-y-ish pants, black pants. Have you got

business meetings later? I've got an interview. What? Black pants, black pants. Have you got business meetings later? Job interview. Have you got a job? What? What? Just to the point. I'm being poached. No.

And then I've got white sneakers on. So you'd say that your whole outfit is kind of more formal. Well, definitely not a job interview then. Yeah, I'm definitely not going to get that job. It's a zoom one. Oh, yeah, right, right. Comfy sneaks. Channelette?

Yeah, I think it's important. I like to do a white boot quite often, and I like to, like, pop the whole outfit. So, like, a blue jean with a white boot's quite fun. Yeah, right. So I definitely subscribe to this. And I think as well, definitely with heels. If you're wearing, like, a solid-coloured dress,

it is fun to do a poppy heel. A fun heel. Yeah. Well, yeah, I just feel like my shoes are all too normal. Doc Martens sneakers. You've got your pink docs though. I do have my pink docs. And I do rock them sometimes with a bit of a sort of weird outfit. And you look

stunning in them. You look stunning. What are you doing? Why don't Vaughan and I get compliments? Can Vaughan and I have a compliment now? Have you got your dad new balances on? No, he your dad new balances on? No, he's got his docs on. Thank you.

I've got cool boots. Thanks. And Vaughn, you're not too raisiny today. Yeah, you don't look like too much of a raisin. You're not the show raisin today.

Who is it? Who's the show raisin today? Three, two, one. Now we've learned, haven't we? That's what we've learned. That's what we've learned.

We don't say who the raisin is. But Jared, if you had to pick a raisin today. No, just leave it. Leave him. Leave him alone. Final rankings on the show next. Vaughn, you've had an idea for final rankings today.

I'm going to feel like I'm not going to be able to participate too much. Me too. Harry Potter characters. Yeah, I've seen one movie. And it was the last one. Yeah. Wow. Oh, I will try to fill in the blanks because I think I've seen the first one.

Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Play ZM. It's the final rankings. We do this every Friday, final rankings. We rank our favourite things. Normally food-based. Yeah. Today, Harry food-based. Yep. Today, Harry Potter-based.

Harry Potter characters. And I'm just not a fan. I haven't read the books. I've watched one movie because we had to for work. Were we interviewing someone? Um, yeah. Yeah, I feel like we were. We interviewed someone and then I saw that pigeon die. It wasn't a pigeon, it was an owl. Spoiler alert, Hedwig. Same, same. like we were. We interviewed someone and then I saw that pigeon die.

It wasn't a pigeon, it was an owl. Spoiler alert, Hedwig. Same time. Spoiler alert. You saw Dobby die? Dobby? Dobby? Yes. Dobby?

Dobby? Master gives me a sock! Spoiler alert, though. Spoiler alert. So I really jumped in at the end of the Harry Potter. Yeah, but you caught a lot of deaths. A lot of people died in that last movie. Yes.

I read the first four books. No, actually, I've seen the first one as well. Yeah. But I've only seen maybe one or two. Like, I'm not a Harry Potter fan. I went to Harry Potter World at Universal Studios when we were in LA, and I was just like, this rules. But I just love going somewhere where you're, like, immersed in a world.

Yeah, same. You walk in and you're just like, holy shit, look at this. They've built the houses and there's this magic. And it's done so well. Like I've seen photos. Considering I was a teenage witch, you'd think Harry Potter would be something I was more into. Because you would have been right in that wheelhouse.

Because I was maybe a little bit. When did the first book come out? 97? I think. Yeah, I was reading them. I didn't read it until first year uni, I think, was when I first read the first Harry Potter book? 97? I think Yeah I was reading them I didn't read it Till first year uni I think was when I first read

The first Harry Potter book Oh gosh lame And you're a big JK Rowling fan aren't you? She's a huge fan You love her now don't you? Freedom of speech Yeah

Ah Rout She's a nightmare I say we're all the way Out of that whole situation Yes But Harry Potter characters. Who's your favourite? I'm going to go...

Snape. Snape ruled. Snape was the long burn. You thought he was the baddie the whole way through, but then he turned out to kind of be the story's hero. Wait a second, Vaughan. Could you maybe tell us more about Snape? Snape's got like a bowl cut, kind of cropped hair cut.

Yeah. And... You got an Alan Rickman impression in you? Snape. Oh, Potter. Yeah, yeah, very... Don't look at me, Potter. Yeah, that's really good.

Yeah, okay. That's very good. What's that English actor that I liked? Gary Oldman. No, that... Gary Oldman's in it, you know that. Yeah, no, he was Sirius Black. Sirius Black was a rad character, but just not inman. Gary Oldman's in it. You know that. He was Sirius Black. Sirius Black was a rad character

but just not in it long enough. He's so great. He was so great. Gary Oldman. Hagrid. Yeah. Did he die recently? He died recently.

So we're liking all the dead ones. Alan Rickman. Robbie Coltrane. Robbie Coltrane. Yeah, he played Rubus Hagrid. I'm going to go Neville Longbottom. When I don't wear my hat everyone says I look like him. Voldemort. Yeah, he played Rubus Hagrid. I'm going to go Neville Longbottom. When I don't wear my hat, everyone says I look like him. Voldemort.

Yeah, I don't like that one. I'm going to go Neville Longbottom. He's my favourite. He's a bad guy. Plus, everyone calls me Voldemort. But I've still got a nose. It's so rude. You would cut it off.

Oh, yeah. He's right there. Dead bringer. I mean, it's right there if you want a costume. Just cut your nose off. Yeah. I'll say, I don't like Dumbledore. He piss farted around.

And then he died, he was the main wizard. He just didn't give Harry all the information. Also, everyone's like, it's Ian McKellen. And it's like, no, it's not Ian McKellen. It's not Ian McKellen, he was Gandalf. Yeah, I know, but he looks like, it's like the same character. By the way, I'm absolutely loving that we're having this chat, and you guys are involved.

Because usually when I start talking about Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter, it gets shut down. Right. No, we're into it. I'm just loving this Harry Potter chat. To me, you can't... Never long bought him

had a glow up. That's why I'm into him. Well, never long would have had a big glow up. I met him in person as a hot boy. I worked with him, yeah. Because of his

Calvin Klein shirt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, never long bought him. You can't go past Molly Weasley. She was the mum of all the gingers. I mean, it's going to be

hard to have a ginger baby. And she had like eight of them. She had to keep of all the gingers. I mean, it's going to be hard to have a ginger baby and she had like eight of them. She had to keep them all. She did. And loved them. And loved them. And loved them, yeah. She rules because

she was rad in the books but in the movie when she's like, get away from my daughter, you bitch. She blows Helena Bonham Carter's ballad dress. She's such a bitch.

I'm pretty sure she's a bitch. Oh God, Helena Bonham Carter. Oh my God. I think she's got a real issue with Helena Bonham Carter. I'd like to just take a. Oh, God, Helena Bonham Carter. Oh, I can't know God. Fletch has got a real issue with Helena Bonham Carter. I'd like to just take a couple of years off of Helena Bonham Carter. Tim Burton needs to axe her from every movie he... He has them separated, mate. She's not in Tim Boitin movies anymore.

Tim Boitin movies. Tim Boitin movies. I don't know why. I just can't stand her. Okay, so what's your top three, Fletch? Harry Potter. Yep. Okay, so what's your top three, Fletch? Harry Potter. He's allowed to be top of the list.

And the Sorcerer. Stone. And then the Stone. You want the Stone from the first movie to be one of your... I love that. I get it. What about the Prisoner of Azkaban? And the Azkaban. That's my top three.

That was serious. Black was the Prisoner of Azkaban. Oh, was he? Yeah, he was the... I believe. Right. He was in Azkaban. And the Azkaban. That was my top three. That was serious. Black was the prisoner of Azkaban. Oh, was he? Yeah, he was the, I believe. Right. He was an Azkaban. I'm going to go

Snipes number one. Snipes number one. And then I'm going Hagrid's number two. That's not Hagrid's accent. And I'm going Neville. Who is it, Harry? I don't know, Harry.

He's got the country accent. Oh, no, Bookbeak. What have you done? That's really good. And then Neville Longbottom. Neville Longbottom. Just because he got hot. Yeah. Okay, Bookbeak. What have you done? That's really good. And then... Neville Longbottom. Your Longbottom. Just because he got hot.

Yeah. Okay, right. Yeah. One, I'm going Snape at three. Hermione Granger at two. Oh, she's so like... Yeah, but she's the unsung hero. She's just a human, dude.

She's just like... She's not. She's a witch. Her parents are muggles. She had to work real hard. She wasn't afraid of hard work. What is a muggle? It's a non-magical person.

You're a muggle. You're a muggle. Why am I a muggle? Because we're not magic. Don't talk to me like I is a muggle? It's a non-magical person. You're a muggle. You're a muggle. We're all muggles. We're not magic. Don't talk to me like I'm a muggle. I'm a witch. Also, I'm that good house, eh? What am I with the...

Now, dude, you're big Ravenclaw energy. Yeah. You're giving me big Ravenclaw energy. Hayley got a good... Did you get a compliment yesterday, actually? Yeah, our curtain people, Harvey Furnishings, came around yesterday, and they were like... And the girl, Jordan, was like,

I've got to tell you, this house, it's giving Slytherin. It's giving Slytherin? She was like, in the best way possible, it's giving Slytherin. We should have ranked Harry Potter houses. That would have been easier. I just don't have nothing to base them on. Hufflepuff. I'm definitely a Hufflepuff.

You're not a Hufflepuff. He's a Ravenclaw. He's a grumpy old Ravenclaw. And the only reason you're a Slytherin is you don't have, like, the bad. What am I? Am I Slytherin? Yeah, right. You want to be Slytherin because you, like, wanted to be a witch and stuff.

But what am I? Either Hufflepuff or Gryffindor, I'd say. I don't know what any of this means. I don't know what it means, but I'm insulted. My three are Molly, Weasley, Hermione, Granger, and Snape's probably number one. So Snape's number one. Yeah.

Did a great job. Yeah, I agree. Just because of the hair. Completely. Snape, yeah. Yeah, big Snape. Severus Snape. Great.

Big Snape. Well, there you go. There's our Harry Potter final rankings. Definitive. Well researched. Yeah, well researched. Actually. Play. ZM's Flet Potter final rankings. Definitive. Well researched. Yeah, well researched. Actually. Now, an Australian woman who is...

I already don't like her. She's our neighbour. Oh, I can't stand her. It is weird, though, that they were in the final with England. Yeah. Australia. And, like, people were in the final with England. Yeah. Australia. And, like, people were still like, go England. Yeah, we were like, oh, I guess I'll go back to my English roots,

my colonising roots, and go England. But this woman, her name is Mia Chloe. She's an Australian who's in America. She has since deleted the TikTok account that this first appeared on. Oh. she has since deleted the TikTok account that this first appeared on. Oh. Because she had an unpopular opinion about Texas and about America that she shared on her TikTok account. I'm just going to say it.

There are too many American flags. Like, they're on houses, they're on cars, saw them on couch cushions. Like, I don't know who's making these American flags, but they'd be making A bloody fortune Bloody fortune Comical observation

Comical observation American does love their flags Yeah And if you've ever Been to America They love Even when it's not Fourth of July weekend

They're patriotic From January Through to December People hang them Like New Zealanders Don't have flags On their front door The only flag I had

Was when we were Red Peak. I knew you'd be a Red Peaker. Of course, I can tell. That's why we all get on. We get on. Because that Red Peak was a great flag. Simple.

Simple. Yeah, it was a beautiful flag. If anyone in this room, and this includes producers, there's a Ken Lockwood you can get out. Oh, that sanitarium-looking Weet-Bix flag. Any of you like that flag that was the favourite for a while, the Weet-Bix-looking flag with the stupid fern halfway up?

Don't swear, don't swear. No, I don't even know which one you're talking about. I really thought Carwen would like that. She's got big Ken energy. Shannon, you were too young? No, big laser Kiwi girl myself. Yeah, that's acceptable, that's acceptable. But Americans, if you've been, they do love a flag.

They are everywhere. She's not wrong. She's not wrong. So this got picked up and she got so much hate. Even Greg Abbott, the governor of Texas, tweeted or what do you call it now? Exed? Oh, I don't know what you call it now. Re-exed. He said, go back to Australia.

And that received thousands and thousands of likes. Oh, she was just having a laugh. And then everybody piled on her. She's had to delete her TikTok account. And I don't know if she's in hiding. Because Texas, very patriotic. They'll find you. Yeah, especially Texas.

Right-wing state. Very much so. America's greatest country in the world. Yeah. You tell me differently, you take my guns. Very much so. America's the greatest country in the world. Yeah. You tell me differently, you take my guns away, I'm going to give you the greatest country in the world. Flags everywhere. So she, yeah, maybe should have said this when she'd left Australia.

Bit of an unpopular opinion. But this is what I wanted to ask this morning. Do you have an unpopular opinion about a country? Oh, yeah, maybe you're like. Do you think it's overrated? Maybe, oh, my God, so many people are like, I've been to Paris, it's not that good. You go to Paris, you're like, no it is. But maybe you just think that.

Nah, I've been to Italy, my past is better. Who went to, I knew someone that went there, it stinks. Oh my parents said Paris stinks. Paris does stink. Oh my God, it smelled terrible the entire time we were there. You're in Paris, what's not to love about Paris is the scent. It's one of your senses. Yeah.

All the senses must be pleased. It's like when people talk about going to a tropical island, and I'm always like, Fiji's the last on my list. Really? I like the islands of Fiji, but you cannot beat a Samoa or a Rarotonga to me. Oh, right, okay. You get there, you take a little drive, and then you're just in this beautiful, relaxing spot.

So you don't like the idea of having to transfer to islands? Well, no, once you're out on the islands, they're awesome. Yeah. But I just don't dig built-up Fiji. Oh, okay. Oh, but there's a pool. It's like, yeah, but you can swim in pools at home. No, what were you going to say?

I've got a pool at home. I want to swim at home. No, what were you going to say? I've got a pool at home. I want to swim at home. Oh, it must be nice. Oh, there's a pool in Fiji. I've got a pool at home and I can drink the same. I can drink a boozy cocktail at home for far less. Yeah, I've got a public pool at home. Yeah, yeah.

I've got a public pool that I swim at all the time. I want to swim in the sea. That's why I'm in a tropical island. I want to swim in the sea. That's why I'm in a tropical island. I want to swim in the sea. I'm the same. I wouldn't want to go to a, I'd rather a beach than a resort. Yeah, yeah, same. But it always blows people's minds when I'm like, yeah, Fiji's the bottom.

I'd go. I'm not going to. It sounds like you're baiting Fiji. I'm not boycotting Fiji. Fiji tourism. Is it coming across well? It really is. Baiting them into making

Them my favourite trip of the year Absolutely That was the idea of what was going on here Have you been somewhere And you're like I just don't get the buzz Yeah Do you have an unpopular opinion

Yeah About a popular tourist destination Or a country Yeah Give us a call 0800 DALS at M9696 Maybe too many flags Maybe too many flags Maybe America has too-9696. Maybe too many flags. Maybe too many flags?

Maybe America has too many flags. You agree. Maybe too many Australians. You're taking your calls now and your messages in, your unpopular opinions about tourist destinations or countries. Yeah. Some of these, I'm like, yeah, I get it. And I will say a couple of people are texting and saying that Bali's gross.

Which you're taking personally to heart. I feel like all those places are a bit gross. But there's magic. There's magic behind it. So you just sort of look past it. And there's incredible beauty in spots as well. And they also have no means of removing their rubbish. So they've got a huge rubbish problem.

I know. That'll cost $60 million to fix. It's so bad, the rubbish in barley. Yeah, well, they just have no, they can't get rid of it. So it just piles up. Yeah, I don't know. That's what we used to do back in the 80s.

Barrett joins us. Good morning, Barrett. Hi, guys. How are you? I'm good. Now, you have... Can I just say, I'm just going to stop right now. Thank you very much. I love this name. It's a great name. As a female Christian name, that is first name, not Christian. I'm not saying you're religious. Beautiful name female Christian name, that is first name, not Christian.

I'm not saying you're religious. Beautiful name. Good name, yeah. Solid name. I was expecting a bloke to be like, hello, guys. That's right. Yeah. Strong.

You know, like a Barrett brother or something. Now, you've got an unpopular opinion about the crown, the jewel in the crown of New Zealand tourism. What? I know. Yes, I know. I feel so bad even saying it, I mean, on air. No, say your piece.

Say your piece. Why do you hate Queenstown? Queenstown is beautiful, don't get me wrong, but it is extremely touristy. I mean, you know, people go there because it's great and we're lucky that we have something so beautiful in New Zealand, but I just have been there twice and it's just so overpriced and so busy. Like, it will take you 30 minutes to get into the town to find parking.

Yeah, dude. Oh, no, don't drive in Queenstown. Don't drive in Queenstown. Yeah, yeah, rookie mistake. I mean, I was telling someone earlier, I'm so sorry I forgot her name, but that people don't go to Queenstown for Queenstown necessarily. It's more for all the other beautiful places around it,

like Mount Cook and everything. I would say when you said it was busy, I was going to say, have you tried Wanaka? Which is getting busy, but Wanaka's still not as busy as Queenstown. It's a bit more quaint. It's more cheerful over there. Yeah. And as you say, stretch your legs, go up to Glenorchy. Or the drive from Queenstown. It's beautiful over there. Yeah, it is beautiful. And as you say, stretch your legs,

go up to Glenorchy. Or the drive from Queenstown up to the West Coast. Yeah, Glenorchy rules. But I get it though. I mean, I love Queenstown. Any opportunity to go to Queenstown, I'll go.

But every time I come home and I'm like, I spent how much? Yeah. What? Yeah, it is insane. Why would I do that? Why would I do that?

Yeah, well, unpopular opinion. Barrett, thank you. Let's go to Simmy. Simmy, what's your unpopular opinion? Another, well, unpopular opinion. Barrett, thank you. Let's go to Simi. Simi, what's your unpopular opinion? Another great name. Hey, guys. Hi, Simi.

I just want to say, long-time listener, first-time caller. Here we go. Yay! Welcome, welcome, welcome. Thanks, guys. Now, what destination is your unpopular opinion based on? Oh, Las Vegas, honestly. I agree.

Yeah, like, I always wanted to go there. I used to watch the show Las Vegas, and I was like, yeah, this is for me. Do you mean CSI Las Vegas? No. No, it was called Las Vegas. It was a show called Las Vegas. Oh, right, because, by the way, do you know CSI Las Vegas? Not filmed in Las Vegas. God, you watch a lot. You watch so much shit. It was a show called Las Vegas. Oh, right. Because, by the way, do you know CSI Las Vegas? Not filmed in Las Vegas.

God, you watch a lot. You watch so much shit. We've talked to you about this. You guys are still watching USA procedural shows. Watch cool stuff. He watches cop shows, forensic shows, ambulance shows. I love cop shows. He just said the other day, I said, if you watch season two of The Bearing It, he's like,

look, I was going to, but I decided to sit on The Shield. The Shield. 2002's The Shield. There's some problematic language in those early episodes. I know. Michael Schicklis led The Shield. Simi, how many times have you been to Vegas? No, just the once.

It is. We didn't want to go back. I don't want to go back. I've been once, and I feel like that's enough. Yeah. I've never been. I've been a couple of times. It's an adult playground.

It's not. Yeah, it's a grimy place. Did you gamble? No, no. Oh, a little bit, but we weren't huge gamblers. But we went for like a show. Those were good. But honestly, just walking around, I thought it was going to be better.

But everyone was trying to sell us drugs. They were like trying to get photos with us dressed up and then get us to pay for the photos. Yeah. How many New Zealanders are like, yeah, I'll have a photo with you crack elbow. And then I'm like, give me a dollar. Showgirls walking around, yeah, get a photo with us to pay us. Are they still flicking cards? Are they still flicking cards?

Yeah, they do that. What's that like prostitution? You go to like sex clubs and stuff. Hand you a business card. Yeah. I mean, it's certainly something you've got to witness because it is

the sheer size of the place it is incredible and there's no absolutely it should not

exist it's in the middle of the desert no natural water source yeah that was cool

yeah it should maybe it's one and done yeah one and done one and done one and done

Sproul you'd love it yeah I think I would I'd get married I'd get a tattoo I'd flip the cards you know I'd like it back. Sproul, you'd love it. Yeah, I think I would. Who, who not? I'd get married. I'd get a tattoo. I'd flip the cards, you know. No, I'd do it all.

Go to some shows. Yeah, it is something. Simi, thanks for your call. Charlie, your unpopular opinion on a popular tourist spot. Yeah, yeah. Lake Como is really overrated in my opinion. Must be nice. Wow, sorry. Lake Como is fairly overrated in my opinion. Must be nice. Must be nice to go to Lake Como and be like, not for me.

Is that because it's just basically for the rich and famous like George Clooney? I think so. And I think everyone's there to be seen as pretending to be rich. Right. Yeah. I'm just going to make sure it's in Italy before I say Italy. It is. Yeah, it is.

Oh, in Italy. It is so beautiful in the photos. It is beautiful. I've been through, but I didn't stay, but it's beautiful. What do you like? I like,

well, actually, there wasn't a lot that I liked. I like the Negronis. You can go in your house for the Negronis. Yeah, I do a good Negroni. Come to my house. That'd be expensive

if they were maybe expensive Negronis. Do you go in your house for the Negronis. Yeah, I do a good Negroni. Come to my house. That'd be expensive. Do you prefer if it's not Lake Como? Lake Topol. It's nicer, it's cleaner. Yeah, let me see. Where in Topol can you get a Negroni? Oh, there'll be bars there. Or Hayley can come down and make it.

I'll come down and make you a Negroni, babe. Do you like it spagliato or just OG? Anywhere you like it, Hayley. Any Do you like it spagliato or just OG? Any way you like it, Hayley. Any way you like it. Are you flirting? What's happening? Are we going on a date to Taupo? I'm excited. It sounds like you're going on a date weekend, yeah.

This is my girlfriend, Charlie. Let's stay at the Hilton, get a spa. Get a spa in your room. Oh, my God, yes. Go to Debrecq's. Go to Debrecq's, get it. Or you could go for a ski beforehand. Oh, yeah, okay.

Now that's nice. This sounds like a hot weekend, doesn't it? It sounds like girlfriend's taking me on a little getaway. Please drive carefully because often people are tired after the ski. Do you have chains? Yeah, that's before, actually. When's the last time you checked your tyres? I have to get Hayley to do the chains.

That's where I start. Are you the mask? I'm the mask. I'm a little princess. Oh! I knew Hayley would date a lipstick lesbian. Wow! I didn't know that I would

But here we are Here we are I've got myself a little princess Yeah here we are I love this Alright we'll leave you two We'll leave you two to flirt later Let's go to some text messages

That just happened That just happened I know it was hot Someone said the Gold Coast and Waikiki are both overrated Okay Okay I mean I knew what I was getting when I went to both You know what I mean are both overrated. Okay. Okay. I mean,

I knew what I was getting when I went to both. You know what I mean? So I didn't have the expectations of what I was going to be. I mean, you've got to get out of Waikiki if you go to Hawaii. Go rent a car and get to some deserted beaches.

Also, don't go to Hawaii at the moment. They've messaged it again. You can go to Waikiki because it's not on Maui. Yeah. The rest of Hawaii is still open for business, but that's a different island.

But somebody said, the person messaged me again, the Gold Coast, the Waikiki, skyscrapers on the beach? How silly. That's their main problem.

Not wrong, not wrong. Someone said, Disneyland is not the happiest place on earth. I would disagree but I could totally see. It's massive.

Totally see, it's not for everybody. It's a pretty crazy day. It is what you make it. Bali's not for me. I don't want to be on a holiday where I continuously have to think about what water is going in my mouth. Yeah, that's fair.

And barley belly. Amalfi Coast was so overpriced and crowded. If you want to pay $50 for a cocktail, you still can't get a seat anywhere. The free beaches are so crowded you can't even get down to the water. And there's people lying in the sand everywhere. Another Bali is gross. Few people not loving Araratonga. Really?

Someone said Whangamata is a shithole. Yeah, well, that's a good, you know. Bit of a shot across the bow. Poor old Whangamata. Nothing but minding their business in their quiet winter season. Play ZM's Fletchford and Hayley. Play ZM. Tonight the Warriors

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Up the waz. Yummy, yummy, yummy. In my tummy. It's so rich and good. Yummy, yummy, a segment of the show where we take a look at new food items and trends. This is a new food item hitting the shelf. And I've already had, well, to be honest, you helped me eat a bit of this yesterday. My jars are third empty already.

I fingered you, Jay. So mine's a quarter empty and I only opened it this morning because I'm smearing it on an Aporo. Okay, this is bad. This is, it's great. Don't get me wrong. It's great, but it's also naughty. It's very naughty.

It's not that bad. It has all the sugars in it. Yeah, well, sugar is the second ingredient, so that means it's the second most ingredient. Yeah. Peanuts, 62% sugar, are the next bit. This is the new fix and fog. Wait a minute, what did you say? What? 62% sugar. No, peanuts. No, 62%

peanuts. Oh my god. I was just like, I mean it must be close to that, but that's wild. Per 100 grams, 25 grams of sugar, so that's wild. Per 100 grams are 25 grams of sugar. So that's what? That's a quarter of sugar. That's a quarter of sugar.

Yeah, but it's also like five to six teaspoons of sugar. Yeah. It's not that bad. Look, I'm not hating on it. That's a sweet treat. Because it's delicious. It's a sweet treat. Everything in moderation.

It's not marketing itself as a healthy. No. Fix and Fog's Cookie Time Cookie Crunch. It's got a bunch of cookie in it. Fix and Fog's have collabed with cookie time, and they have mullied up the cookies, and it is the most delicious peanut butter I've ever had in my entire life. I haven't tasted it.

How peanutty? What should I have this on? Well, do you want it on an apple? Just finger my jar. Maybe I need it plain just to get the full experience. Peanut butter on apple rules. Hayley and I are day two of this. Do you want a fix and fog spoon?

Has it been used? I've smeared my finger in it. I'll just go a teaspoon. Oh, yeah, that's, yeah, you've got a manky spoon there. All right, so you're going to try this for the first time. A whole spoon? Yeah, it's so good. It's pliable, which I like, because sometimes peanut butter's not super pliable.

It is the kind that you could just sit down with a whole jar and watch something on TV or Netflix or whatever, and then it's gone. My initial, I'm smelling. Like it's a fine wine. There's peanut in there, but you can smell some sweetness. It's in the mouth. Oh, look at that face.

Oh, he's shaking the spoon. Look at the face. Daddy like, daddy like. Daddy loves. Daddy loves. Daddy loves. Daddy loves. Do you know what they would kill with? What?

Ice cream. Yeah. Vanilla ice cream. And a shot of whiskey. They had a recipe when they sent... Should we just drink whiskey? Should we scrap the whiskey? Get rid of this bread.

They sent a recipe, peanut pancakes with this spread. What? Yeah. Yeah, yum, yum. Who did that? When they sent this, there's a whiskey inside. In the pancakes? No, on, yum. Who did that? When they sent this, there's a recipe inside.

In the pancakes? No, on the pancakes. It'd be better in the pancakes. It's just incredible with anything. It's really yum. So keep an eye out for that. It's really yum, guys. It's going to sell like absolute hotcakes.

We'll update you with the latest news next, and then we've got that Taylor Swift song. That's right. And then, big show, big show, we've got The Wiggles joining us. But not only that, it's the return of Swipe Mears. Somebody has an absolute horror dating story. I'm excited to hear it. Play.

ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Taylor Swift, Look What You Made Me Do on ZM, Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. That is the song you need to remember or jot down. Make a note of that song. The song that plays at midday and the song that plays at four o'clock. If you're the first caller through at four o'clock with Bree and Clint, you get that sold out double pass to one of his Sydney shows. A reserve tickets as well.

And this is the first week of four. We're doing this for four weeks. So many tickets. Fletch. Vaughan and Hayley's. Well, if you can register your dating nightmare at ZM Online, we could call you back and hook you up with $100

cash for sharing. Yes. Now, Claire has done just that. More in a clear. Good morning. How are you? Well, probably Claire has done just that. Morena, Claire. Good morning, how are you? Well, probably a bit better than you. I don't know if I've had a date nightmare worthy enough. I'm excited for the return of Swipe Mears. Always

great stories. Yeah, well, great for us, perhaps not so great for Claire. No. Claire, paint us a picture. Alright, so I matched with this guy on Tinder. We were talking for a few weeks and everything seemed normal, right? You know, no serious red flags or anything. Went out on a Christmas work do, had too many beverages

and then sent that drunk text, you know, come and meet us. Let's have some drinks. Yeah, love that. Done that. Been there. There was the first mistake. But anyway, so we all caught up. We all had too much to drink.

Went back to his place, passed out, fully clothed. Bearing in mind, at this stage, I'm wearing a white onesie, white shorts, and a white blazer. Why are you wearing that? That's just what I wore. Because it's Christmas. Of course. I then wake up in the morning, and I'm like, what is that smell?

Like, I can smell something terrible. What is that? And I'm like lying there trying to think about what it is. Wait, wait. You're in bed next to him? Yeah, fully clothed. And then he wakes up and he's like, what does it smell like shit in here? And I was like, oh, my God, that's what it is.

It smells like human feces in this room. Like, what on earth is that? Why? He gets up, turns the light on, and in the corner of the room is a poo. Who's poo? And so he, like, gets up and he's like, oh, my goodness, this is my flatmate playing a prank on me. This has gone too far.

But I have to point out to him that the positioning of the poo was, like, between the wall and the door, and the door was a pull door. So if someone had come in and done it, when they left, it would have, like, squashed it with the door. So, like... So you're saying the poo was done with the door closed and not opened again.

OK, so we're down to two suspects now. Two suspects. She's wearing white. I'm scared. He turns to me and goes, was that you? And I was like, excuse me, absolutely not. I'm wearing all white. There would be evidence on me if it was me.

Then what felt like an hour went by and he just looks at me and goes, oh, yeah, that's probably something I would do, to be honest. Oh, my God. So he was also so drunk that he mistook the corner of his room for a toilet. And passed an en suite on the way as well. Wait, there was an en suite too? Yeah. Oh, my God.

Someone took a poo in the corner of the room. Do you know what? I want to hear his side of the story because I reckon there's a strong chance that Claire did the poo. Did you go and check your undies? I'm going to imagine you're wearing white pants. Yeah, on the way home, you're like, that's a bit itchy back there. Like, oh, my God. No, we were still white all over.

Okay, good. So you're definitely not you. You've ruled yourself out. Wow. Yes. I'm sorry. I can't you. You've ruled yourself out. Wow. Yep. I'm sorry. I have seen nothing happen from then on. Vaughn is here casting aspersions against you,

but I have been in a hotel room where Vaughn was so drunk he urinated in the corner of the room. Oh, that's so funny. There's no proof that that was me. I woke up in the bed. Your wife woke up in the bed. We were all in one big bed. That's a story for another time.

It was a twin share, it was a twin share, double beds. And we both yelled at Vaughan and were like, what are you doing? I was going wheeze. I thought that was obvious. That's why I don't stay at the Ibis in Wellington anymore. Wait, so Claire, after this happened, what happened? Did you just go like, okay, I'm going to go now and then never spoke to him again? So it was actually really difficult

because my keys were locked in the office and I couldn't actually get into my house or my car or leave. I've had those hangovers where you're like, why did I do this? I had to call everyone at work at like seven in the morning after a work day to try and come and pick me up so I could leave. And I had to explain to them that I needed to leave now because this guy had pooed in the corner after a work day to try and come and pick me up so I could leave and I had to explain

to them that I needed to leave now because this guy had pooed in the corner of the room. Dude. That's bleak, man. How long ago was this?

Was this last Christmas or a few Christmases ago? Two Christmases ago. Okay. Still fresh, though. Still fresh. He's still thinking about it, too. I bet every time

you hear Felice Navidad there's that other senses kick in. You can smell it. That just comes my way, yeah. Claire, thank you so much for sharing your swipe mirror. $100 cash for you. That's worth it, I think.

Yay! I'll bring girls this weekend. Yeah, don't go out this weekend and get too drunk and hook up with someone who then poos in the corner. That's just one rule now. Never again. Hopefully a one-time experience. If you would like to share your swipe mirror

like Clea has done just go to ZM Online the win section and register. Tell us your horror dating story for swipe mirrors and you could win as well.

Clea, thank you so much. Thanks guys. Clay, ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. While they're kicking off their Auckland tour today.

We're joined in studio by some of our favourite guests the wiggles john so hi anthony thank you so much for coming in thank you and welcome back to new zealand oh it's great to be back do you know the last time you guys were here we're just going to get this on the table we came to the uh the the late night wiggle show for the grown-ups how much fun was that dude i don't like going out i've got a bit of social anxiety and agoraphobia.

I don't like a crowd. It all got put aside. It was the most joyous night of my life. It's a night we still talk about. We're the best night ever. And then when we heard you guys were coming, we were like, well, we've got to go. But we can't recreate it, can we?

We've got to... Well, it's not the... Yeah, the OGs aren't playing on this one, but... Oh, look. It was just such an amazing environment. And I think when I heard that you do these late night, like adults only wiggle shows, I thought you were going to be like cursing and like doing all this like wild stuff.

Instead, you just gave us the show you give the kids. We were screaming. Some of us were crying. My boyfriend was like jumping up and down, half potato, half potato. I were screaming. Some of us were crying. My boyfriend was like jumping up and down, half potato, half potato. I know. It was so good. And no one was drinking cordial.

No one was drinking cordial. A couple of cordials. I'll tell you the floor of Spark Arena after that. Very sticky. She was sticky. But one thing I was so, like you gave us so much energy. Like we were buzzing the whole show.

The amount of energy you guys give out, are you exhausted afterwards? Yeah. I think it's so much fun that we don't think like we're exhausted, but we are after a few shows a day. But the OG show was something different and me and Sahiga too. We were the dancers on the show. Yeah, I know. It was so cool.

The best energy. I think we're just all on a high afterwards. Always after the shows, we're always like happy and excited. But that show was just. So much adrenaline. You would have been like the youngest person in the room. Yes. It must be different.

Yeah, true, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Different to the ordinary sort of wiggle shows. Is it surreal when you guys being newer with the OGs, is it like a pinch me moment? Yeah, we pinch each other. So help pinch me. It's like that every time.

Is this actually happening? Oh, 100%. Every time when we would go on a flight and get ready, I'd see them all like, hey, say hello to each other. Used to say it was like the Power Rangers meeting up. Oh, my gosh. The OGs are so cool. Yes, and the colour allocation is very Power Rangers as well.

How's the world been for you guys like post-COVID? Because I think last time we talked it was due to go to Canada and the United States and stuff. So how was it getting back to those parts of the world? Oh, it was really great. It was great. Canada seemed to be a little bit behind Australia and New Zealand in opening up. Yeah.

So we were the first two to go through there. Oh, wow. It was great, mate. People were just happy to get out. The kids were happy to get out, you know, so it was good, mate. We're going back in a couple of weeks. Yeah. Oh, wow.

Really? It must be like that because I think a lot about kids and how their experience must be growing up in this kind of COVID world and being told they can't go out. And then when they can, the first thing they do is go to the Wiggles. Rock and roll trailblazers. Yeah. It must be so like, yeah.

I don't know. I mean, obviously you guys love kids and love seeing the joy in their eyes. Does it ever get old? No, never. You know, if you look at the audience, they are so pumped. Except here's what you can get at a wheel show. You can get a child who just can't believe it and is jumping up and down. You get a child who just stands there staring because how did they get out of the television?

Yes. And you get the other child who is asleep and the parents are watching us. Because they've waited all this time and they're not going to waste. So the poor little baby just falls asleep. You've seen that a lot, right? It's so funny. I feel like the parents would be like, thank you. You know, like make babies napping.

I'm having a good night. Nice thing. We're having some fun. But they've got to be so relaxed and in tune with you guys that they can sleep to it because babies don't fall asleep to anything, do they? Well, yeah.

It's been a while. You guys have babies? I have. Well, my daughters grew up on the Wiggles. Yeah. Like they were like 2012 and 2014 were when they were born. So they're like 11 and nine now.

So they're more into Sohai's like dancing stuff now which is by the way if you guys haven't seen Sahai dance this is it's next level

you've got this amazing ability to move oh thank you it's my passion so thank you so much yeah yeah oh my daughters absolutely love it

they're always like have you seen this one I was like yes I've seen this one have you seen this one no no no like even just like can you do something here like oh the shoulders yeah it's the ethiopian like yeah yeah yeah i

was gonna say don't watch born do that it'll bloody click i don't do that i don't i don't do that anymore i had a very hard massage yesterday it's oh it's all locked up well you're playing all around New Zealand on another tour. What is this? How many tours of New Zealand have you done now, Anthony? Oh, mate, I don't know. I think the last, I've been going here, coming here. I can even remember when we won the Bladisloe Cup.

That's how long with me. That's been a long time ago. Was that the last time Aussie won the Bladisloe and then they insert some weird fact to show how long ago? It would be interesting to do the Wiggles version of that. Do you know what's funny? We watched the Matildas lose to England and fair play England were fantastic.

But I went around and asked everyone in there, okay, Australia playing England, who did the Kiwis barrack for? Do you barrack for Australia? Yeah. It's such a conundrum for us. We're bred to hate you. But Australia, there'd be no question.

Everyone would be going for New Zealand. Yes. No question. But the number of people who brought up the underarm bowling. Yeah. Well, it hurts, you know. It still really hurts. Yeah, it still hurts.

What was it, like 42 years ago? Yeah, but it's still fresh. No. As well as touring, you guys have a new show, Ready Steady Wiggle, that's on TVNZ+. Yeah, it's great, mate. It's all happening. And Johnny and Sahai and all the new Wiggles, brand new energy.

It's great, mate. Yeah. I love it. Honestly, you guys are just amazing. Like, I just have such a smile. And I know you're not doing the adults show, but I'll be there. Yeah. Just having as much fun as I did when I had a few drinks. such a smile and I know you're not doing the adult show but I'll be there. Yay!

Just having as much fun as I did when I had a few drinks. Do you think you'll do more adult shows in the future? I would love to It's just getting those guys Geoff, we've got to call up the retirement village Jesus Christ Honestly that guy Geoff is the most peaceful

chilled out guy and he honestly, he guy, Jeff is the most peaceful, chilled out guy. And he honestly, he'd rather be out fishing. Oh, he's fair enough. He's like, I've done it. I've done it. Look, you've got the young ones now. He's the greatest. Oh, he's a legend.

Honestly. Well, thank you guys so much for coming into the studio. Such a pleasure. Always good to see you guys. Good to do the fingers. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Fact of the day, day, day, of the day. I'm a little bit torn. I've got two options. Because one's like a fact about badminton. And the other is a fact about a guy whose name is Bumfarto. Bumfarto. All in favour of Bumfarto? I thought so. Well, Bumfarto, Joseph bum-farto was a...

Wait, can I ask how it's spelt? Joseph. No, bum-farto. Mum is his middle name. Yep. B-U-M. Yep. Farto, F-A-R-T-O.

No. That's exactly how I would have spelt it, gun to my head-U-M. Yeah. Farto, F-A-R-T-O. No. That's exactly how I would have spelled it. Gun to my head. Yeah, same. Yeah. So he was the flyer chief of Key West in Florida. Oh, yeah. Okay.

Down there in that part of America. And he was awaiting sentencing on drug trafficking charges. Okay. He had sold a lot of drugs. And like naughty man. Late 70s, early 80s Florida. So, you know, that was when it was all going on. Yeah.

Cocaine was starting to come into the US and stuff. So he was approached. He thought it was too good to turn down. Too good an opportunity to turn down. And then he was caught. And while awaiting sentencing, he just absolutely disappeared. Bonfato in the wind. Bonfato in the wind. Bonfato in the wind.

Jimmy Buffett even sang a song about Bonfato in his disappearance. He'd be over 100 years old now, so chances are he's dead. 1919. They never ever found him. They never found a body. They never found him. He just up and disappeared to. Disappeared.

So you can't go visit the body of Bonfato. No, there's not even a grave for Bonfato. Wait, so did the gangs, did the drug lords take him out? They don't know. Fed him to the lions. You know, drug lords had lions and stuff. Tigers. Hippopotamuses.

Tigers. Hippos would take a body apart. Right. They just had pigs for that. They don't go crazy with hippopotamuses. That's overshooting. So what was the fact about Bumfato that he's disappeared? That there was a Key West fire chief called Joseph Bumfato.

Right. That's the fact of the day. Just his funny name. There was a fire chief called Bumfato. Do you have any offspring? Is there a little Bumfato Junior? Let me check. Because he doesn't look young in the courtesy stock image

they have of Joseph Bumfato. Because a name like that deserves a legacy. It deserves to carry on. It does. It was his middle name, wasn't it? So Fato would be the last name. Where is Bumfato? Finally Jane Fato is still funny.

No children. He had two sisters. Juanita Fato. Where is Bob Farto? Why is Jane Farto still funny? No children. Oh. He had two sisters. Juanita Farto. How bad does Juanita Farto? And Maria Farto. Okay, right. Yeah, but they married and changed their name,

obviously, pretty quick. Yeah, right. Pretty quick. You're a Smith? You're coming with me. I'll marry you. I'll marry you. Oh, you don't want to keep your name? No, no, no, no, Yeah, right. Pretty quick. You're a smith? You're coming with me. I'll marry you. I'll marry you. Oh, you don't want to keep your name?

No, no, no, no, no, no. I'll take yours. So today's fact of the day is there was a Key West fire chief on drug charges who up and completely disappeared, never to be seen or heard from again, and his name was Joseph Bumfato. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Yeah. We need to talk about Aaron, my fiancé of 12 years We've had a really busy week

We've been trying to get this room ready for curtains and floorboards going down Looking good, by the way I know people love Reno shows and they're loving following your Renos on your Instagram That green that you paint Were you worried when she said I'm painting a room green? I'm constantly worried when she says, I'm painting a room, insert wild colour here. That's good though.

I'm a white wall boy. I'm a white wall guy. I'm a white wall boy. No white walls, that's our one rule. Wow. It looks good. It's beautiful green. But getting there, it's been busy.

Now where can people follow these renovations again? At Mill Cottage Reno. Mill Cottage Reno. Thank you. That's because it used to be a Mill liquor safe. It did. That's right, the Mill. It was the Mill. Long live the Mill. You actually pulled

a wall down and found a whole box of flames. Yeah, I did. And purple goannas. And the Cody's. Cody's 12%. Nice. Anyway, so we've been busy and I've been busy as well, like working during the days and da-da-da-da-da. Usually I'd like to make my man lunch because he's working so hard on the house and I'll bring lunch home or get lunch, but we haven't had it.

And then I was away last weekend down in Wellington and I came back and there was some pasta. I thought you were across in Wellington. Sorry, I was across in Wellington. Yeah. I was over in Wellington. I think you were across in Wellington Sorry I was across in Wellington Yeah Over I was over in Wellington I think you were diagonally

You dribbled diagonally I staggered diagonally Towards Wellington How I got there No one knows Yeah And I came back And there was some pasta

In the fridge And I was like Interesting We're not a big pasta house Yeah And it was those Like pre-made raviolis Oh yeah

Those are yum And the tubs And you rip the lid off and you pop them in the boiling water. And then you take it out and put them in some real rich tomato-y sauce. Yeah, beautiful. And I was like, good for him because usually when I'm not there

at the moment, he has such long days. He'll just get something like takeaway or like something quick and local. And I was like, good for him. He had the idea to cook, but they were still in the fridge, so obviously it didn't go ahead. Then I got back into my regime of cooking for him, and then a couple of days later I went to get something out of the fridge

and I noticed one of the packets was open. And I was like, oh, maybe he whipped himself up like an early breakfast-y. Ravioli. It was a thing. Yeah. And then I heard him go to the fridge yesterday, rattle, rattle, rattle. And then he came up to me and he was chewing and he was like, man, I've got to tell you something.

He's like, do you know I've just been snacking on these raw? That is disgusting. So Aaron has been eating Rana four cheese ravioli, raw, unboiled, straight from the bag like it's a frickin' bag of chips.

And that's how the man's been feeding himself. That sounds yum. There's nothing in there that's gonna kill him? Wait, is there any meat in there? No, there's none. But was he eating the meat ones as well? It's raw pasta. Yeah, you've got to cook that.

It's not dry pasta. We haven't gone quite that insane. But delicious, creamy filling, share with loved ones. They're meant to be cooked. What are the... Hold on, I'm looking at the packet. Here we go. Terrific in four minutes.

Gently boil lots of water in a big pot. Add a pinch of salt and carefully add your pasta cook for four minutes. No longer. And drain thoroughly. Yeah, and he's just going raw dog. Saving himself four minutes. He's raw dog. Rana needs to know that these are a ready-made snack.

You just grab and go. They're not a ready-made snack. He was like, yeah, that's fine. And then he was like, I haven't even had an upset tummy. You did, because he does stuff like this. This is why I don't get an upset tummy either, because you just do stuff like this, and your stomach's constantly like,

what are you throwing at me next, big dog? Let's go. I look at a mushroom, and I'm like, oh, no, got a sore tummy. This man is raw dogging pasta, because he can't be bothered to cook for himself. He's always been a bad cook. He's gone further away. This is why you can never leave.

I can't leave. The poor man won't survive. He won't. He won't. Anyway, I want to know. What do you eat raw? Like people that just... What do you not bother cooking?

I've seen dudes who eat sizzlers raw. Yuck. The meat is so highly processed and then steamed once it's in the sausage mould. You actually don't need to. Just even just having a think there about a sausage mould is quite... I'm upset by that. Sizzlers are disgusting. I'm upset.

They do not eat... But they're pre-cooked, right? I mean, you should not eat a raw sausage. Don't eat raw... Anything. It's like people that just munch on two-minute noodles unboiled. Oh, that's wild. How do they do that?

I did that at school, though. Did you break them up? Did the roof of your mouth just turn to... Yeah, but yum. You're like a tattered cat. Yeah. What do you eat raw? Shredded curtains.

Okay, you want to take some calls on this? I do. I want to take calls. I want to take your messages. What do you eat raw? Obviously not like carrots and stuff, eh? No one would be that insane to eat an uncooked carrot.

You had me for a minute there. Maybe. I was like, I always used to eat the carrots before my mum cooked them. She'd chop them up and I'd be eating them and then I was like,

wait a minute. Wait a minute. No, it's just the scrubbing vegetables. What do you eat that's supposed to be cooked and you don't cook it? What do you eat raw?

0800 Dials at Amazon. I'm going to give us a call now. You can text as well. 9696. Also, let me message if you eat these raviolis. Raw dog. Raw. What do you eat raw? These are good. These are good. We want to know what you eat raw

because I found out last night my fiancé eats raw raviolis straight from the fridge. Amber, your husband, much like Hayley's fiancé when he's left alone, no skills in the kitchen. Incapable. Yeah, completely incapable. Do you think you've both married or about to marry man babies?

Aaron's not quite a man baby because he's so capable in other ways. This was my granddad. He just never learnt to do anything. Yeah. Because someone else did it for him. He was a great farmer, fix a fence, fix a truck, anything. Yes. But no one ever taught him anything in the kitchen,

so he just never, ever learnt. Amber, what does your husband eat raw? Well, hey, I've got to throw it out there that he's not a Kiwi. He's British. Oh, yeah. We'll forgive him. About 11 years ago when he came to New Zealand and I was, you know, we were quite young and we were around there having lunch time at his place

and he was making these sandwiches and I didn't really notice it at first until I kind of looked a bit close and I was like, what are you doing? And he had taken pre-cooked sausages out of the fridge, raw, and was slicing them like salami and making sandwiches out of them. It's not salami, it's not a cured meat. It's a British luncheon. Oh, my God. What are you doing?

And he goes, don't worry, they're pre-cooked. He's not wrong. He's not wrong. Oh, Amber. I promise you. Anyway, he was like, I was wondering why they were so slimy. Wow. It's like a vegetarian sausage.

It's so slimy. Yeah. Have you worked on him? Have you worked on him since, Amber? Oh, I've tried, but I mean, yeah. The jury's still out on that one. Yeah, there's only so much you can do, isn't there? Yeah.

Amber, thank you. Some more messages in. Just turn my microphone back on. Thank you, sir. My partner eats frozen chips. Like fries out of the freezer, frozen. I tried one to see what I was missing, and it tasted like a freezer.

Weird. Yeah, it does. Freezer. Whenever I'm chopping up raw bacon, I'll always have myself a little slice or two. No, no, no. Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck. I know it's cured, but again, yuck.

If I'm cutting up pumpkin, I'll cut myself off a bit and eat raw pumpkin. It just tastes like an apple to me. Eat an apple then. Guys, why are you eating these things raw? Why? Why are you eating onions raw? You asked. I know, I want to know what you eat raw. My fiancé

eats raviolis raw from the fridge. Alex, this is your husband. What is he eating raw? Alison. Alison. Are you Alison? Not Alex. Not Alison. Not Alex.

Alison. Wow. Can we get an on-air apology, please, from the producers? This is quite embarrassing for the producers because we do have some radio students sitting in and what they've witnessed here is the producers making the on-air... Probably killed the future of the industry, to be honest. Yeah, wow.

That's quite a... Only because the interns are here, I'm not going to flip this table. Yeah. Alison, I'm really sorry to flip this table. Yeah. Alison, I'm really sorry. I'm so sorry. You're all good. No, Alison. Alison, it's not all good.

Tell him how you feel. It's not all good, Alison. Alison, what does your husband eat raw? So we're dairy farmers. My husband will literally, first thing in the morning, when there's morning coffee, he'll squirt milk straight from the cow's teeth into his coffee cup. Yeah, dude.

It rules as a dairy farming kid when you're like milking the cows or whatever and you've got a friend over and you're like open your mouth, squirt and the third is like and you're like

no, it's all G. It's not all G. I know it's a pasteuriser or filtered but it's all good. Is it bad though? Don't people get sick from raw milk?

Nah. If they're weak. Nah. We'll take we take milk straight out the filter sock for the house. Yeah. That's the good stuff.

That thickens up. That separates, baby. And then you can make some thick instant pudding with the stuff off the top. Hey, did you hear instant pudding's gone? Instant pudding's gone. Apparently Gregg's have stopped making instant pudding. Well, then I'm going to stop supporting the company, Gregg's. They've lost a customer.

I used to mix herbs. I just got a hit of Rogers. I have to write it. I just got to confirm. I'll have to confirm that. Alison, what colour milk is straight from the teat? Pink top. Yeah, it's normally white. It's fine. If it's a particularly dirty cow, I'll wipe off the dirt first.

Yeah, because there's poo everywhere. That's a no from me, Alison. That's a no from me, Alison. Thank you, Alison slash Alex. Some messages in. Depending on who you're asking. You've got down a pudding hole. Okay, I'll do some messages while you go down the pudding hole.

It's been a while between pudding holes for me, so I'm just going to pop down this pudding hole. Very sloppy. That might be off air, actually, pudding discussion. Maybe a podcast this week and we could have a good party chat about instant pudding. I'd like to talk about instant pudding next week on the show. Because butterscotch.

Ah, no time for butterscotch. No, no butterscotch. Shut up. I'll talk to my mum about what pudding we have. Okay, someone said they bought instant pudding last night.

Don't think Greg's has stopped. But I found a couple articles that said Greg's has stopped and then I can't see it online. Maybe I will apologize. Apology here. Apology to both Gregs. Someone eats raw egg

when I was six. My nanny used to pop a raw egg into my Milo for extra protein. Yeah. I put a raw egg into some pop a raw egg into my Milo for extra protein. Yeah. I put a raw egg into some smoothies sometimes when I'm on the Gainsborough. Yeah. But no. I love raw potato. Eat them like apples. My wife gets the shits

when she's cooking a roast and I keep stealing potatoes from Bart. My old flatmate used to eat raw mints. We'd be making meatballs and he'd take little bits and eat it. Made me gag. But then that's effectively steak tartare, isn't it? Tartare. A few reports of tartare. My husband eats raw onions like they're apples.

She's married to Tony Abbott. That's fantastic news. That's disgusting. My kids eat frozen mixed vegetables raw and call them ice lollies. Look. That's great. That's a parenting hack. A vegan mum that's like, here you go, kids.

A bowl of ice lollies. Oh, kids. Yeah. Lollies. Lollies. Lollies. Oh, God. Remembrate the orange one. Well, if you enjoyed that, give us a rating and review and be sure to tell your mates. You know what? I reckon your script reading's getting better.

I think it is too. I give it five stars. Yeah. Just like I'd give this podcast. I'm telling my friends about your script reading too. Thank you. Much like I'm going to do about this podcast. Thank'm telling my friends about your script reading too. Thank you. Much like I'm going to do about this podcast.

Thank you Vaughan and Hayley for that. Good boy.