ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 18th July 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. The Fletch, Fawn and Hayley Big Pod. Download the MyMaccas app and earn rewards on your coffee. Hello, good morning. Welcome to the show. Fletch, Fawn and Hayley. It's two minutes past six. Feeling a bit histamine-y? You are? Yeah.

Did have some wines last night at the Barbie Prim. Wait, so you've got like a sniffle and a little bit itchy. Yeah, just like a bit like... Right. Yeah. Now, are you allowed to later in the show give a review of the Barbie movie? I think I'm embargoed until tomorrow,

but I can really dance around a topic. Because I've seen a bit of stuff online, like people that have seen it overseas. It's wild. Okay, are you breaking embargo even saying that? I don't think so. I think by looking

at the trailers and stuff you can see that it's like such a peculiar movie. Right. When I say that it sounds like I didn't like it, I loved it. It's just wild.

It's because of Barbie reviews to see if you can do a Barbie review. Washington Examiner Christian movie review so it warns don't take your daughter to Barbie. Fox News said Barbie film forgets core audience in favour of trans agenda. Oh, okay, right. Classic Fox.

Trans agenda. There's like one trans person in the cast. The agenda. Is that the agenda, is it? That's the agenda. Just takes one out of a cast of like a hundred. A hundred, yes. It looked like a wild movie premiere.

Oh my gosh. Like New Zealand, like they went all out. Look, we'll talk about it later, but it was such a good night. Do you think this is the end of Margot Robbie's bad streak? What was her bad streak? Margot Robbie, but no, I was reading this article that they were like, Hollywood was like, this better break Margot Robbie's. She's had like a series of flops.

Like her movies that she's been in haven't met their box office expectations. She's amazing. Well, I like Margot Robbie. Don't get me wrong, but... What do you like about her? Yeah, what do you like about her? She's got very pretty eyes.

Yeah. She is stunning. Very pretty eyes. The foot... Oh, no. Anyway. I'll figure out what I can say. The foot, did you say? The foot. Oh, no. Anyway. I'll figure out what I can say. The foot, did you say?

The foot. Oh, she's got great feet. Coming up on the show, a couple of chances during the show this morning. You could be expense free for the rest of 23. It's all thanks to One Roof Property. So listen out today for the activator and get through. And you are in the draw to be expense free. The rest of 2020

will be so nice. Won't that be nice? Pay your bills. Pay all your bills. All your expenses. The top six on the way. Yeah, there was a youth has been charged

with stealing the O from a countdown sign. I'm guessing it must have been the first O. Yeah. Count, not the O of... Count Doon. Count Doon. Count Doon.

Count Doon. The Welsh countdown. Yeah. I think there was a time the Nelson O fell off or stopped working. It's weird because whenever the light stops working, it does seem to be the first O. Yeah, it's always the O. I reckon whoever secures the signs makes the O a little bit loose.

A little wobbly. Yeah. And doesn't wire it in properly. Yeah. So it didn't happen. But today's top six, the top six uses for a stolen O. O is very practical. Very practical shape.

Good shape. All sorts of uses. Next on the show, though, there's a man that has embarked on a wild around the world trip. Oh, lovely. One that sounds a bit squishy. Ooh. A bit crammed. Oh, lovely. One that sounds a bit squishy. Ooh. A bit crammed. Oh, no.

Tell you about it next. Play. ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley. She had a laugh and a snort. Can you not laugh snort, please? I love a snort. Now, on the show today, we have our destination draw. This is happening not at the end of this week, but the end of next week.

We're going to send somebody on American Airlines to an incredible destination. An incredible destination. So make sure you're listening. We'll give you the chance to pick a boarding pass later on the show today. But I mention that because a man is embarking on his own around the world trip. All expenses paid. No, he hasn't won this trip from a radio station. No.

Flight accommodation. He is, his plan. T's and C's apply. T's and C's apply. His plan is to fly around the world using only budget airlines. Oh, look, I've flown a few budget airlines as a near six foot woman. It's not fun. It's going to be testing.

There's a time and a place. You've got to pepper them. Like the last time I did a big trip. Yeah. Like a big Europe. Like an hour flight. You've got to pepper them. Yeah.

So you've got to do whatever airline over, like a good one for the long trips. Yeah. And then for the shorties, you could do a. A Ryanair. An Aer Lingus. An Aer lingus. I thought they were a good one. Are they?

Look, I don't know. You're going to go for a little air lingus? I'd like to settle in for an air lingus. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's too much. Long haul. No, short. All air linglets.

All air linglets. You be careful there, Vaughn. So this man is travelling 25,000 miles around the world, nine flights for $2,900. I still have a Ryanair credit from 2020. I don't know if you can... When my trip got cancelled. But, you know, it's like a hundred bucks.

But I have to pay thousands of dollars to get over to Europe to use it. Yeah. One of those classes like buying a voucher book. Should we do a big giveaway? To use your credit. This is the next huge station promotion. I don't know if people are going to be listening out for that like they are with the American Airlines one.

Yeah. So American Airlines, we send you on an incredible trip. And then the following week you get to use Hayley's Ryanair $100 credit. I don't know. But you've got to get there. Yeah, I don't know if that's going to work. It's rough. It's a rough airline.

But this guy's got his YouTube channel documenting all of it. Does he have a bag? Because that's where they get you. It's like with Ryanair, it would be like, you know, this flight is $2. And then the bag is like $100. Yeah, yeah. I think he's just doing carry-on.

Okay. Yeah, and his aim is just to get around the world in like 80 hours. I don't know why. Air tiles in my luggage. Oh, my God. Air tags. Air tags in my luggage. So good.

So fun. It's so fun. Being like, oh, they're getting on the plane. But then sometimes if there's no one with an iPhone around your suitcase, it doesn't pick it up and you're like, oh, that's it. Well, it's gone. But when we were waiting at the luggage belt was the first time I've seen, like, when they're near, when it's kind of, like,

detected that they're somewhere near you, you can go, like, find, and an arrow will point at where it is. That was pretty cool. You can make them beep, eh? Yeah. I'd start to set it off beeping so you'd be like, here comes my bag. I don't know if you should set your luggage off beeping in America. Actually, yeah.

That's probably not the best idea. Yeah. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. I've never been to Nigeria. Have you been? No. You've just been to so many places. You always have to ask. I do want been to Nigeria. Have you been? No. You've just been to so many places. I just, you always have to ask.

I do want to do like an African safari. Oh my God. Comedian Justine Smith and her husband Dan, they just did a big African safari. She said it was incredible. Like the most unreal. Yeah. I thought it was a bit on the nose for her to shoot that zebra.

Yeah. And then put it on Instagram. But they did eat it. Oh, okay. Waste not want not. And above the fireplace at their house. Beautiful. Stunning.

Lovely. It's stunning. But no, never been to Nigeria. I've never been to Nigeria, but apparently at the moment, Nigeria is in a world record setting frenzy. So apparently it all kicked off with this one chef and she got all these people together

and she cooked for a total of 100 hours. Right. It was officially logged at 93 hours and 11 minutes. Don't know why that happened to 7 hours. That wasn't counted. Just looking at the microwave maybe. But it was still a Guinness World Record. It was a world record

of, you know, longest time cooking or something like that. God, 100 hours. How many days is that? Four. Did she just stay awake? Oh, my God. The food would be so shit at the end of the day.

That's what I always think when there's a Guinness World Record. And it's like, oh, yeah, you could do that. But do you think because it's 93 out of her 100, maybe she has some nappity-dappities? Maybe. Maybe she could have grabbed a quick 15 while the meringue peaked.

It was stiffening in the oven. Yeah, while they were peaking. Anyway, after this apparently it's just... Wait, are meringues big in Nigeria?

No, I just thought... It's their national dish. Is it? Yeah, yeah, but we think we might have loaves. But we love a lemon meringue pie.

They love a lemon meringue. Is there a... Well, key lime pie actually. I was just about to say is there a nicer pie than lemon meringue pie but key lime pie is nicer than... Do you go key lime pie over lemon meringue pie. They love a lemon meringue pie. Well, key lime pie, actually. I was just about to say, is there a nicer pie than lemon meringue pie? But key lime pie is nicer than... Do you go key lime pie over lemon meringue? Key lime pie rules.

But key lime pie doesn't have meringue on it. No, I know. You know what? You can chuck a meringue on a key lime pie. Nothing's stopping you. This is the first time I've ever Googled something and it's come up with nothing. What did you Google, Nigeria? I know, Nigerian meringue.

Wait, I've spelt meringue wrong. How did you Google? I know, Nigerian meringue. Wait, I've spelt meringue wrong. How did you spell meringue? How did you spell meringue? M-E-R-A-N-G. Oh my god! Put it in Meringue. Meringue.

Meringue. It didn't say, do you mean Nigerian meringue? It just gave me British meringues. You probably thought you were trying to say something in Nigerian. Oh, there's a Nigella meringue. It's like, do you mean a Nigella meringue? No, I mean a Nigeria meringue.

Meringue. No, it's again, do you mean Nigella? So I don't think they have meringues in Nigeria. You maybe have to issue an apology. The national pie of Nigeria is the West African meat pie. Oh, yum. So they're more meat-based. Looks more like a pasty.

Yeah. God, yum. Anyway, so after this, not a day has passed. Can I just pop a quick mention in for a pecan pie? A bourbon pecan pie. No. No way. Yeah, well, shut your faces.

It's banoffee and you can all get stuffed. Are we final rankings? Are we final rankings? Dessert pies. Dessert pies. We can do, no way. Yeah, well, shut your faces. It's Banoffee and you can all get stuff. Are we final rankings? Are we final rankings? Dessert pies. Dessert pies. We can do that this Friday. See you Friday. Long T's.

Long T's. Tune in. Anyway, so after that, not a day has passed that someone has attempted a new world record in Nigeria.

Look, it's just, it's a thing to do. It's a cool thing to do. It's a thing to do. What, do you have any other records that have been I knew you'd ask me this Do you want me to stall with some meringue chat Someone tried

To set a new record for the longest time spent Massaging non-stop Not what I thought you were about to say Massaging They passed out at 50 hours. It was still enough for the record. How much of that 50 hours was faffing about going to the microwave to get the hot towels that they get?

You know, there's a bit of faffing. And you're lying on the table naked like, hello, touch me. When does the timer start? When they tell you to take your clothes off and they'll be back in a minute or when hands touch bod? It should be when hands touch bod. It should be when hands touch bod. It should be when hands touch bod, but when you arrive for the appointment

and then you're on the table, on the dot, 2pm say, and then you get out and they've left the room at 3pm, you're like, I've lost a couple of minutes. Yeah, I need some more hands on bod. A faff. Anyway, a lot of people have been attempting them

but not quite following the rules. Oh yeah, okay. You know, and so Guinness World Record is like, hey, Nigeria, follow the rules. Because quite often they have to be filmed. There has to be a representative there sometimes as well. So someone just said, a local Nigerian said, Nigerians are funny people. We tend to ride on the wave of whatever's happening at the moment.

He said, give it three months and it'll die down. Right. But it's a place to be at the moment for world records. If you want to do it. Play ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. TikTok, horrible place. Time waster. And 99% bullshit.

But there's a... Says the guy who, like, spends an hour on TikTok Live. Oh, no, I've weaned myself off TikTok Lives. Have you? Yeah, because I just felt really mean. Like, I was just watching it and being like, ugh, turn it off. What a voyeuristic thing you went through. Very voyeuristic. I know, and it was just kind of like, I don't know, I really mean. Like, I was just watching it and being like, oh, turn it off. What a voyeuristic thing you went through.

Yeah. Very voyeuristic. I know, and it was just kind of like, I don't know, I felt mean. It's better. I just log on to make myself feel better about what I was up to. And I said it at the time,

it is better that you just do that than stand at people's windows. You know, like, it's a lot. It's good he weaned himself off of that, to be fair. Yeah, but I get my steps up when I'm looking at people's windows. Okay. Yeah.

Because I've got to run away. Our windows in our new house are really high, and I've done that to be fair. Yeah, but I get my steps up when I'm looking at people's windows. Okay. Yeah. Because I've got to run away. Our windows in our new house are really high and I've done that because of warnings. People are turning up. It's like, oh, I'm coming to get limes

and then peeping through my window. I'm going to climb up on a fence to see in a window. Also, that police eagle helicopter, that gets you too, doesn't it? No, because I'm a reptile

so I run cold so they can't thermal scan me. Yeah, and he blends in with his surroundings. I'm a chameleon. I just go, can't thermal scan me. Yeah, and he blends in with his surroundings. I'm a chameleon. I just go, whoop. And then my eyes go, bleh. Lick them to keep them moist.

That maybe went a little far. Maybe. Went a bit, yeah. Went a bit night stalker. What's happening on TikTok? Well, on TikTok, people are worming themselves. How often should adults deworm? Every six months. The symptoms that require you to worm yourself, which Jared has a lot of these.

Is she bored? Loose bowels. So if you have any of these, you need to get onto these. So yes, if you do have symptoms for worms, by all means, worm yourself. I suspect I've had worms once. I remember I was driving on the motorway. This is when I lived in Wellington. And I just like, like I felt this like, on my butt.

Was it dark? Right on the... Was it night time? That's when the worms come out to play. I can't remember. I don't think so, no. Are they nocturnal? They're nocturnal.

But it's also because... Wait, but they can see the light coming in during the day. My butt's very tight. I don't know if they know you're moving. I don't know if they can tell there's just some different stuff going on in the butthole during the day. But yeah, when they're moving, they pop out and they lay the eggs. TikTok's all like you should just be taking the worms every six months. But you don't worm yourself unless you've got the symptoms of the worms.

No, you worm your cat. Yeah, you've got to worm your cat. Every six months. Well, because they can't wash their hands and stuff. But aren't there some, because when you've got kids, you've got like little chocolate wormies. I never worm myself until I had, well, as a kid, I remember the worming meds.

But then when I was an adult and I'd never wormed myself, and then when we had children, then they'd get the worms from other dirty children. Yeah. Dirty children. And they're just itching their bum and you're like, hey. And then it turns out they got worms. Because when Rolly has worms, he gets super hungry. Yes.

And every day he's just like ravenous the whole day. And we'll be like, if you've got worms, you give him a little tablet. And then, yes, exactly. Or a zap on the back of your neck. Yeah, a little drop on the neck. But it's just kind of gone into the whole health and wellness sphere where you just should do this just because. Just cause.

I don't think you should be doing it. No, I don't think you should be doing it just because. No. Because it's a delicate balance in there. And it reminds me, at high school when we were in health class and we were learning about worms. Oh, God. Well, we were learning about lots of things, but worms came up.

Okay. And one... How old were you? Probably, well, I was in high school, so 13, 14. Right, yeah. One brave individual... When we were talking about worms... Yeah.

Put his hand up. Yep. And the teacher said, do you have something to add about worms? And this brave individual said, well, my mum has got a test to see if we've got worms, so she doesn't need to buy the chocolates. Oh, no. Whereas my mum would see one hand go near one arse, and she'd be like, worms, and we'd get wormed.

Because we lived on a farm too, so there was, you know. Worms everywhere. We're probably going to get worms. I don't think I've ever had worms. Only the ones did I feel a little. Yeah. So this is. So if you felt the... And the teacher said, well, that's very interesting.

What's your experience with worms and how does your mum test for worms? Now, at this stage, I would say there was a tidal change in the classroom because someone at the age of 13, 14 is about to talk about their butthole. You don't talk. You don't talk in health class. Your arms crossed in a defensive like you guys are now because we're talking about butts. You sit with your arms

crossed. We shouldn't associate that noise with butts, I don't think. That's the worm. We're all sitting with our arms crossed and this brave yet stupid individual says, well, my mum if we think we've got an itchy bottom, at night time, she'll put a piece of sellotape over our bum.

Now, you can imagine as we are now at our... Over the image. Over the butthole. The image. Wait, so you'd spread the cheeks. Spread the cheeks. And then just put a... They would spread their own cheeks,

and then mum would put tape over their butthole. Now, the reasoning being the worms at night would try to get out and hit the tape. And then when the tape came off, there'd be some white smudge. Never mind the fact that you're about to just absolutely block up your butthole. Block the butt for the night. Also, like, how do you peel it off? You just rip it off like a waxing, I guess. 13, 14, do you have hairs developing down there?

Well, maybe not. Not developing down there? Maybe not. On the butt. Maybe not on the butt. But so this kid stands up, tells a story. Why? What possessed him to share this? He just felt like I'm knowledgeable on the subject. My mum would check for worms.

I've got what I believe to be a groundbreaking way of checking if you've got worms because apparently there'd be marks on the sellotape. Now, the whole ground changed in the class. Oh, my God, I imagine. You know when there's footage of a volcano just before it erupts and it's like... Bubbling. And the teacher saw it coming because everybody was just about to get stuck into this kid.

Yeah, faces changed. The whole tension in the classroom just... And the teacher was like, okay, thank you. That's enough. Now everybody calm down. Don't you dare. Don't you dare sit upon this child on a pile arm because his mother puts tape on his butt to see if he's got worms.

It's just the image of the process. Like, okay, honey. Spread them. Spread them. So this is, I've googled, this is actually how they test for worms and put it onto a slide. They sellotape your butthole. They press it against your

butthole. But where does the tape end? It goes, what do you mean? Okay, so the tape. Well, it only needs to cover the actual hole. You've got a strip of tape, right? Yeah, you just press it like a button. Oh, okay. I was thinking like a long strip up the spine, then I was like, up the front? No, no, okay. I was thinking like a long strip up the spine, then I was like, up the front?

No, no, no. Stop at the gooch, stop at the gooch, and just above the hole. Okay. The test involves pressing the adhesive side of a piece of transparent tape to the skin around the anus of the person you suspect has pinworms. Is that what Americans call worms? Worms.

Yeah, yeah. There's tape worms on this. As soon as the person awakens, the eggs stick to the tape. You then take the tape to your appointment so the doctor can look the pinworms. Yeah. There's tape worms. As soon as the person awakens, the eggs stick to the tape. You then take the tape to your appointment so the doctor can look the pinworms. Oh, how embarrassing. Or eggs under the microscope. Good morning, doctor.

Here you go. So in all fairness, he wasn't really, I mean, that must be a thing. Not in all fairness. It's fine that he was right. You don't say it. You just take the chocolate tablet. Yeah. Regardless.

You don't need to do a test, right? You know you've got it. Just take the tablet. This is just a warning. I mean, I don't know how many, like, school-aged kids, but if you're talking about worms in class, just not. Just agree with the test. Don't interject.

The only time you speak up in health class is, like, a few years later when they're talking about sex, and you're like, yeah, I know. Totally done it. Because this was 95. Oh, wow. And 1995, it's now 2023. Remember it as clear as about.

If I saw that person, my first reaction would be, is he now putting tape on his kids? But I'm saying this is a generational situation. Play ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Play ZM. So, election year, everyone's releasing their policies and little treats and things to lure people in. Nothing for single men with cats yet, and I'm yet to see it. I'm sure David will come up with something. Yeah, I mean, life's hard.

Life's pretty hard for the single man with cats. Always giving money to people with babies and stuff, all these parties and... I thought you meant you. Fixing hospitals. I'm always giving money. I'm always giving money to fix hospitals. Just something for me, you know?

What's for me? I don't know. You don't want a pothole, do you, for your bike and stuff? I know, I know. Okay, yeah. Bad on a bike. Bad on a car. Yeah, bad.

Bad on a bike. Well, National Party have released one of their new sort of initiatives, and it's about KiwiSaver. Okay. That elusive thing that if you don't use it to buy your first house, what's it doing? Well, apparently you use it when you retire. Yeah, but what?

What did you work out how much you actually need to retire? Good Lord. That's the bit. Look, that's a later us problem. Whatever, whatever. need to retire? Good lord. That's a bit. Look, that's a later us problem. Whatever. Whatever. So this was, this is aimed at

young people under the age of 30. Wait. Sorry. Yeah. They mean under the age of 35, eh? Yeah.

I'm pretty sure they do. So young people is in their 30s. Yeah. Right. Okay. Sorry. They've misworded that.

Yeah, of course. The National Party would allow people under the age of 30 to use their KiwiSaver to pay for a tenancy agreement bond. Which I actually think is a good idea. Oh, my gosh. Because how much is it when you find a flat, you have to pay four weeks in advance and like... Sometimes you pay two weeks in advance, four weeks bond, and sometimes you even

pay a week to the whatever bloody agency. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that just goes. You never see that again. And so they would transfer it from your KiwiSaver straight to the tenancy services. Right. And you can have,

you can use it like if you move flats and stuff. You know how you used to just transfer it? Like, it would never just come back to you. And if you had to top it up, you'd top it up. But they'd transfer it for up to five years, at which point it goes back into your KiwiSaver. That's a good idea. That's a good idea.

Unless you put holes in the wall, and then your KiwiSaver just, oh, yeah, you're paying for jib repair yeah unless your landlord's an a-hole and they're like oh we're actually

charging you for a full blown rug doctor professional cleaning service to come through oh my god even though you've got to leave it clean

and they're like oh yeah it was clean but not professionally clean and then they charge you for the professional clean which I don't believe they can do I did that once

when we left to flat me and Aaron we left a flat. Me and Aaron, we got a rug doctor steaming mad at dirt. And then we did it and it pulled up all the dirt and made the carpet look so much worse. You give it another rug doctor, but then it's wet for weeks. That was one thing I felt the rug doctor didn't forewarn me enough of. How long the carpet will be wet for. It left on a damp mess.

It did. A very damp mess. In an already damp house, probably. It was a very damp, cold, uninsulated house with wet carpet. So we were talking about this this morning, and Shannon, your ears pricked up, and you were like, call me a young nat. Yeah, sign me up.

She ripped off her top and put on a bright blue T-shirt and was like, this is who I am. Well, I ripped off her top and put on a bright blue t-shirt and was like, this is who I am. Well, I think this is great. We just signed on at the start of the year to a new house and we had about 24 hours notice to rock up about four grand each. So what, when you sign, you've got

24 hours? 24 hours and it has to be signed contract money in their account. Because flats are so in demand. It's like, well, if you don't have the money, then someone else will. Good luck getting a government department to quickly wire you $4,000. Have you ever dealt with like StudyLink or...

Oh my goodness, yeah. Any of those? The IRD? Like, it's never going to happen in 24 hours. You know what's a good time to call them? Lunchtime. It's a really good time. When you've got a break, give them a ring.

Yeah, because no one else has a break then and they're not on break. Why would anyone else have a break at the same time as I do? 12.30. Play. ZDM's Fletchvorn and Hayley. Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah. This is the Top 6.

Today's Top 6 are dealing with one of the most highly anticipated movie releases of the year, the Barbie movie, which you saw last night. We'll talk about this

later in the show. Such a good night. Such a good night. Well, Margot Robbie, Ryan Gosling, I mean, I could name everybody

and it's insane. It's got a hell of a line up. The cast is unreal. The top six things to expect to see in the Barbie movie. Number six on the list. Her head gets popped off and then gets pushed back on but never quite sits right. Does that happen? I don't know if I can say.

Oh, yeah, with that comment. Wow, okay. Spoiler alert. Most other dolls' heads popped off, but Barbie's was on some sort of... There was an evolution of it. Right. Like there was It used to pop off.

Ones that just like shoved on and if it popped off you just shove it back on but yeah then there was some that had the ball thing and then it would never go on.

I remember an elastic loop and a hook inside the head. That was and that kept it on. That was my sister's era. That was decapitated Barbie. Yeah. You could push it back on but it never quite sat right.

Yeah. Number five on the list of the top six things that I expect to see in a Barbie movie, she has a nudie lie down with a G.I. Joe who just returned from a tour of Judy. Before I ever got a proper kin, I just had my brother's Action Man. But Action Man couldn't get fully nude.

Was that important to you, was that? Also, the scale of a G.I. I had G.I. Joe, I never had Action Man couldn't get fully nude. Was that important to you, was that? Also, the scale of a G.I. I had G.I. Joe. I'd never had Action Man. But the G.I. Joe was about two-thirds the size of Barbie. I had a He-Man. He could get fully naked. Why couldn't Action Man get nude?

He-Man couldn't take off his loincloth. Take off the loincloth. He-Man couldn't take off his loincloth. Action Man could be naked. Could Action Man be naked? Yeah. His clothes were soft. Yeah.

I just remember, You take them off. I always just remember the G.I. Joe's, it was their clothes were part of their outfit. Smooth mound. Smooth mound.

Smooth mound. Smooth mound. Yeah, right. When you're a kid, they can sort of nearly lie down together, can't they? Sure.

There is a joke about the smooth mound and it's so funny. I'm excited to see this movie. I want to see this movie so bad. It's not for kids. I think it would go over kids' heads. Right. It's that funny. I'm excited to see this movie. I want to see this movie so bad. It's not for kids. I think it would go over kids' heads. Right.

It's that kind of movie. It feels like it's for adults, but you could totally take the girls to it. Take the kids to it. Number four on the list of the top six things I'll expect to see in the Barbie movie. Her hands and feet have been chewed on a little bit by an anxious kid. Yeah, all the money chewed. Barbie's hands were always... Yeah, the hands because they were so thin and

nice with the mouth. You'd have a little chew on the fingers and then a chew on the toes. What was that plastic made out of back in the day? I don't know. Number three on the list of the top six things I don't expect to see in the Barbie movie. Her knee is less of a hinge joint and more of a ball and socket

joint. And Barbie's knees did a lot of rotating, not just your classic hinge. Anything else would, you know, absolutely destroy the kneecap of a human. Number two on the list

of the top six things I'll expect to see in the Barbie movie, naked Barbie, who somehow lost all her clothes and accessories and her hair's insane

because she got it washed with human hair products in a hot bath. Oh my God, the hair. Used to absolutely frazzle it, eh? What was it? Was it a nylon-y type?

Yes, nylon. Because the minute it got hot, it never went back. The minute it got hot or wet, it was done. It never went back to how it was. And number one on the list of the top six things I would expect to see in the Barbie movie, zero nipples, no nipples. I've been not saying I've got nipples. You've seen any nipples?

No nipples. No nipples. Neither male nor female nipples. Oh no, there's male nipples. There shouldn't be. Ken had nips, didn't he? Ken had no nipples. My recollection of Ken male nor female nipples. Oh, no, there's male nipples. There shouldn't be. Ken had nips, didn't he? Ken had no nipples.

My recollection of Ken. Yeah, I think you might be right. Ken nipples. Stand by. Did Ken have nipples? He had pecs, no nips. Yeah. He was in Aladdin.

Full-blown 1990s animated Aladdin. Pecs but no nips. Tarzan had nips in the 1999 animated Tarzan. Quite brown nips. Yeah. He was in the jungle a lot. Yeah. He had nips in the 1999 animated Tarzan brown nips yeah he was in the jungle a lot yeah he had nips that is today's sopsucks

I have never been pregnant and I'm sure it's easy for me to say this having never been pregnant but my mentality is like if I ever was pregnant, I would just be like, I can eat, other than alcohol,

anything I want, whenever I want. Because you're pregnant. I'm pregnant, man. I'm brewing a human. Leave me alone. I'm going to eat whatever I want at any time. I would love it. And then anyone I know who's been pregnant

is like, you can't do that. You've ruined your life and it doesn't quite work like that. But there's been a study who's been pregnant is like, you can't do that. You've ruined your life and it doesn't quite work like that. But there's been a study that's been done that said nine out of ten people experience at least one type of food craving during a pregnancy. So that's your vast majority. Does it give examples of what or is there something that people crave the most? Most popular on the list of craved food was like seasonal foods.

This is out of America, so things like pumpkin pie or like, I don't know, seasonal stuff. Right. That happened to be out of season at the time. Oh, yeah, you always want what you can't have. You know? So like big avocado craving, right?

When avocados are a no-go. Or like, I gotta have a nectarine would be my thing. Oh, yum. Yeah, stone fruit in winter. I need stone fruit. And it's like, dude, it's July. Except you're talking, this is out of America. So they're not craving fresh fruit and veg.

They're craving the McRib. Oh, pumpkin pies. It needs to be McRib season again. 42% of people said that what they craved was like an unusual combination. Pickles with peanut butter. Now I'm hearing it. That could be yum. I'm not angry.

That sounds yum. I'm not angry about that. Pickles could go with anything. Imagine a bagel with peanut butter on it and like pickles. Yum. And some chilli flakes. And chilli flakes. And a bit of olive oil.

I'd eat that. Did your wife have any weird pregnancy cravings? I don't think so, no. She said she just really missed the soft cheeses and stuff that they say you're not allowed to. That's a classic case of you're not allowed it, so you really want it. Yeah, but no, she didn't do anything weird. I don't catch her looking to Coldwater Surf or anything like that. Yeah, like you hear people that want to eat...

Toilet paper and stuff. Yeah, or dirt. Chewing a bit of charcoal. Yeah. Yeah, the other popular oneswing a bit of charcoal. Yeah. Yeah, the other popular ones were... So, like, weird combos, out-of-season stuff. A specific food you can only get in one place. Like, I need to have right now

the toasted chicken salad sandwich with cheese from Federal Delicatessen. And you're like, well, we live in Otago. Yeah. And that's in Auckland. And it's 10 o'clock and that doesn't come on the menu until 11. And like, I will flip this house if I

don't get it. Junk food was like a huge one. Just like endless junk food, salty food, sweet foods. And then 30% of people said it was stuff they wouldn't normally eat. Stuff that they'd be like, yuck, that's not me. And then they get pregnant and they're like, they just need it. Gotta have it. So we're going to take, yuck, that's not me. And then they get pregnant and they're like, they just need it. They've got to have it.

So we've got to take some calls from people that have been pregnant, of which I mean, I'll speak for myself. That's not me. It's not me. And it's not you guys. I just don't want to assume. But what was your pregnancy craving? Yeah, was there anything weird that you craved or unusual? Something that you normally

don't like or you wouldn't eat? Yeah, or just a weird combination or something that maybe normally don't like or you wouldn't eat. Yeah, or just a weird combination or something that maybe you discovered and now you still like it. You know what I mean? Like you did a weird combo, like pickles and peanut butter bagel, and now you're like, that's my go-to breakfast.

There's that Fix and Fog spicy peanut butter. Oh, that's good. And I have had it with pickles. The rules on toast. Yeah, yum. The rules on toast. That's what we want to know. Give us a call, 0800-DARLS-EVEN Yeah, yum. The rules on toast. That's what we want to know. Give us a call.

0800 DALS at Evanston number. Text through 9696. What was your pregnancy craving? I hope we get to hear from someone that ate dirt or the laundry powder. Yes. Now, we are currently talking about pregnancy cravings. There's been a big study done looking at cravings, what people are craving when they're pregnant.

A lot of weird stuff. A lot of sort of like junky stuff. We want to know what you craved while you were up the duff. Carrie, good morning. Good morning. What were your big cravings? So 25 years ago, by 2025, I craved baked beans, spaghetti, and tomato soup. So the fact that if I didn't have tomato soup in the house

and that's what I felt like, I had to go and get it. Wow. So do you mean like canned? Tomato heavy products here with your spag, your baked beans and your soup. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Were you lacking a bit of, what is that? Lipitipitapitain? Lipitipitain?

Lipitipitain? Lipitipitain? That's a lice of tomato. What's in tomatoes? Yeah. Yeah, just, and now I can't even look at tomato soup.

I start dry reaching. Oh, really? Yeah, tomato soup's gross. Yeah, but, I think it'll be okay, but tomato soup.

Is your son big on baked beans, tomato soup, and... Did you call him tomato? No, not too big on tomato, but just soup.

Okay, just the soup. Okay. Tom. Yeah, Tom. Carrie, thank you. Okay, just the soup. I'm just saying. Told him, Tom. Yeah, Tom. Carrie, thank you. Liam, your wife's pregnancy craving?

Yeah, so she's currently 19 weeks pregnant. Congratulations. Yeah, thank you. I was about to say, it's not me that's pregnant. Well, you're in this together. You're in this together. Yeah, true But yeah Her current pregnancy craving

Is Hoyt's movie popcorn Oh yeah Yeah I can kind of understand it But yeah like There's been a couple of times Where I've been like Driving home from work

Or something And I just get a phone call And it's like Hey can you like Stop past the mall And get me some like Hoyt's movie popcorn Oh my god So you don't You're not even going and get me some, like, Hoyt's movie popcorn? Oh, my God, so you don't...

You're not even going into the movie. Is it the fake butter? It's the butter and the salt. What about the sweet and sour microwave popcorn, the purple one? That's the best. See, yeah, possibly, but she hasn't really said anything about that yet.

But, yeah, like, she's tried to buy... Cos, like, the ones that you get at the supermarket, you get the ones that are, like, labelled movie popcorn, and it's just not the same. It's not the same. It's not nice. No, well, it hasn't had a 16-year-old go through it with one of those big spades, has it? No. It hasn't, no.

Could you hire a 16-year-old to be at your house with a spade at all times? With a big spade and a big popcorn maker. But you're also paying premium prices for that popcorn, too. Yeah, it's like $20. It's movie popcorn. Well, yeah, I mean, the weirdest thing, though, is walking into a movie cinema and they're like, hi, what are you here to see?

And you're like, oh, no, no, no, I just want large popcorn. They're like, ah, okay. I'm here to see to my wife's insane cravings. Liam, thanks for your call. Cara, this is your mum when she was pregnant. What did she crave? Yeah, she craved charcoal with my sister and craved newspaper with me.

I'm sorry. Craved eating it. Don't you take charcoal when you've got food poisoning and it sucks out all the bad stuff in your guts? Yeah, my sister. Wow. Sick burn. Sick sibling burn.

I love that That was a sick burn How many years later is this And you just popped off An absolute 10 out of 10 Saying I wish she was here I wish she was here So we could all see the look on her face

Because she just got served Oh my god So good So would she eat the newspaper? She didn't ever actually eat it Not that I'm aware of anyway But yeah Just intense cravings

She wanted to eat it She licked it Wow She would have had a. She licked it. She would have had a corner. She would have had a crossword or two. Kara, thanks you call. Barath, what was the pregnancy craving? So this was my mum as well and she would crave

a slice of white bread with a lot of salted butter but then she would dip it in a glass of Coke. You've lost me. Damn, I was there for white bread with salted butter. Dip it in a glass of Coke. Dip it in a glass of Coke or Pepsi. And then she introduced me to it when I was five years old.

And to be honest, not bad. That's what, I love peaches. And my mum puts it down to the fact that when she was pregnant with me, she just ate peaches all the time. Loved peaches. And my mum puts it down to the fact that when she was pregnant with me, she just ate peaches endlessly. All the time. Loved peaches. Do you still dabble in the dipping of the white bread? No, no.

I would get a lot of red looks if I tried. It's just dipping it in sugar, really, isn't it? Delicious. Actually, yeah. Coloury syrup. Barak, thank you for your call. Some messages in to finish. When my mum was pregnant with me, she craved raw mince

meat. She says she didn't eat it. She says she didn't. She definitely had a chew. You're not supposed to eat anything raw, are

you? Or she made some nachos. Just a little chew on the mince. Mine was bunning sausages, but we were in second lockdown and

I couldn't get them. Oh, because they shut the saucy sizzle down during the lockdown, didn't they? They shut it down during COVID. pre-cooked bags.

Yeah, but you can totally get your own pre-cooked. And a stale loaf. Get a bag of those hella pre-cooked Chinese honey. Chinese honey? Don't question what's in them, dude.

As far as pre-cooked sausages go, they're pretty good. But they're pre-cooked sausages. But then that's pretty much it. Yeah. That's the situation there. I crave nothing but ice. I'll get cups of ice and just churn them. Now that's pretty much it. Yeah. That's the situation there. I crave nothing but ice.

I'll get cups of ice and just churn them. Now, that's got to be annoying to be around. That's noisy. But zero calories. Yeah, cute. Beef burgers. The rawer, the better. Juice is pouring down my face.

I loved it. Turns out when I had some tests, I was lacking iron, so that's why I was craving raw meat. Your body knew. Yeah. Some of these are wild. Someone said mine was fabric softener. Severe craving for it, but I tasted it,

and it didn't live up to its hype. It's like lip balm. When you get a smelly lip balm, and you're like, and you have a finger load of it, and that mandarin lip balm doesn't taste like mandarins when you put in that much in your mouth. Someone messaged saying chunks of jib board

started as an innocent bit from a cracked corner escalated to deliberately smacking holes in the wall to feed the cats. There's got to be something in the gypsum. You're not getting the bond back.

But that's charcoal-y, eh? The dry, chalky... Well, it can turn... What is it? Breaks down soil and stuff. So maybe he had something in there. This needs to be done. Oh, okay.

So petrol fumes is not. That's not good. It smells so good. Don't do that. I would... When I filled up the car with a lawnmower, I'd have a good sniff. Now, I wanted to drink it, but I didn't.

Okay. Also pretty why that kid's not in an advanced class. Cabbage maths. It is so silly, silly, silly That silly little boy Silly little boy Silly little boy Silly little boy Silly little boy Wow. Wow, Big Spender.

I just borrowed a couple of Panadols from Chanelette Pyjamas. I've already had two of those. At the social media desk. Have you both had Panadols this morning? Yeah. That doesn't bode well for the show. No, I drank a bit of wine last night. Oh, so yours was self-inflicted.

Fletcher's not feeling a hundy. Not feeling a hundy, so I was like, oh, I have a couple of pennies. And then Shannon's got the ooh-la-la Panadols. I get either the cheap ones or I just get them on prescription for free. Same. I get a big box. I had wisdom teeth pain and I went to the dairy to get them, and I bought a V and some Panadols,

and he looked at me and he said, hard day. And I said, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's got hangover written all over it. I don't know if a V should be mixed with Panadols. Well, I did it, and it worked. Nah, that would be legit, wouldn't it, getting into the bloodstream a bit quicker, because you get those caffeine.

Yeah, and they're OptiZorbs as well. I always have a cup of coffee with a painkiller. Yeah, I don't know if that means anything. It's just 500 milligrams of paracetamol. It's Opti.

It's OptiZorb. Yeah, but it's just a fancy. It jumps in an inflatable ball from Rotorua at the start of the journey and rolls down your throat. What's Prick?

He borrows the expensive things and he's like, they're not OptiZorb. I think it's just paracetamol, Hon. The best ones are the candy-coated ones. It's like you're having an M&M.

That's the Nurofen. Why don't they candy-coat paracetamol? I don't know. They do in America. Nurofen is so young. It's like a tic-tac. It's like a little treat. It was like Canada with Ryan Chalky. Yeah. That was a very strong... America doesn't muck around with its meds.

Did you get some... They got pseudo. Well, there was a... August was a very strong... America doesn't muck around with its meds. Did you get some... They got pseudo. Well, there was a... Yeah, there was, like, August was a little bit unwell when we first got there. She just a little bit... Were you, like, sloughed up? Don't you dare ruin this holiday.

She actually went through an entire theme park not feeling great. I was very proud of how she had herself. But, yeah, when I went to get her some stuff, I was like, they've got the pseudo-everdry. Yeah, the stuff that we ban. I've got the good stuff. Yeah, yeah.

I've got the good stuff. But then I didn't want to bring it back into the country because they thought I was a very small-time methamphetamine manufacturer. Yeah. Very small-time. Very small-time. Two packets of Panadol. Very small-time.

So today's silly little poll about how you set your alarm. We did bring back over 300 capsules of Tylenol PM for my mother-in-law. Yeah, I don't know if you should say that. I justol PM for my mother-in-law. I don't know if you should say that. I just reckon... Shouldn't have said it out loud? I don't think so. You should see what I brought back from Oman. Outrageous. Some ancient treasures. I mean, this was years ago.

A cursed monkey hand. Just try and catch me. Yeah, hasn't had headaches. It's all run out now. Silly little pal, how do you set your alarm? Is it manually every night, like some sort of idiot or automatic for the week where you set it and you've got some sort of sleep function where it goes off every morning at a certain time

until you put it into a hiatus? I do that. I have a weekend sleep schedule and a weekday sleep schedule. Why the hell? I was about to say, why the hell are you setting an alarm on the weekends? It's the way it is. It's not fair. Zero alarm on the weekends? It's not living. It's zero alarm on the weekends. It's just in case I want it.

I can turn it off the night before. But it's just there if I need it. Don't have an alarm on the weekends. God damn it. I'm not wasting my weekend. No wonder you need a couple of OptiZorbs. You're not relaxing. I do both.

I've got my sleep schedule that goes off at 14, but then I've got a surrounding amount that I have to do manually. Otherwise, I panic. I don't trust the phone. You don't trust the sleep. Yeah. There was that update, remember? Yes.

Do you remember that bug? Like, I was late, you were late. Yeah. I was here because I manually set an alarm. Because you go manually. Manual every night, 47%. Automatic for the week, 53%. That's way closer than I thought.

Splitto. Wow. I just thought you'd have it for all the time. Miss M says, never set an alarm. If I don't wake up on time, so be it. Clearly, I need to sleep longer. Must be nice. Must be nice.

Must be nice. What about those people that don't need alarms? That's weird. Yeah, they're weird. They're like, no, no, no, I just always wake up. I'm like, I couldn't trust my body at all. No. Old school clock radio.

It's on until I get up and switch it off. That's good. That's great. Welcome. Yeah, that's fantastic technology. Seven o'clock on the dot. Welcome to the radio program. That's what they wake up to every morning.

Zoe says, what? Who remembers the Senate every goddamn night? Who are these people? It's got to be automatic. Couldn't agree more. Muck says, automatic every morning. I only have one alarm at minimum volume with vibration. I hate getting jolted by a loud alarm.

Yeah, I've got the birds one that slowly builds itself up. Yeah, that's the best one. Becky says, I have different start times depending on the day, so I always manually set it. One hour to get ready, half an hour for itself up. Yeah, that's the best one. Becky says, I have different start times depending on the day, so I always manually set it. One hour to get ready, half an hour for waking up. So she snoozes three times in 27 minutes. You've got to scroll everything. You've got to scroll some socials when you wake up too,

see what's happening in the world. Hannah said, it's on automatic, but I still check it every night. I don't trust it. Fair call. Brianna says, as a teacher, I had to put on about 10 extra alarms to make sure I woke up yesterday for the first day back at school. Yeah, fair call. Brianna says, as a teacher, I had to put on about 10 extra alarms to make sure I woke up yesterday for the first day back at school. Yeah, fair call. And Gray, I don't trust myself or an alarm.

Okay. So what does she do? How does she wake up? She trusts no one. Trust is not in her wheelhouse. You have to get your partner to do it. And Ashley said, oh, my God, I remember the days of having to set an alarm. I've got a baby now, and that's my human alarm.

Yeah, true. Yeah, they're good like that. Yeah, I don't think you're sleeping in past... Six, five? Five, four, three, two, one. It just depends what the baby wants to do. Sounds horrible. Just get on board.

It's a no from me. That is today's silly little poll. I love an industry secret. You know, like a little something That is today's silly little poll. Play. ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley. I love an industry secret. You know, like a little something that only people within that industry know. And this comes to us from the industry of the sky. Yeah. Flight attendants.

Okay. Oh, I thought birds. What were you going to say? Air stewardesses. Airlines. I was going to say airlines. Oh, yes, airlines. I was like, we don't call them that anymore.

He was going to call them sky dolls. Trolley dollies. Yeah, trolley dollies. Oh, my God. Airmen, flight attendants, flight attendants. passenger on board. Now I've just texted a friend of the show who used to be a flight attendant and asked if this is true. So stand by for a... I'm going to verify this article here. Well this article said that they refer to people as a B.O.B. Which stands for like babe on board or best on board

or boyfriend on board. Right. And then we were talking about this and then producer Jared was like, yeah, that's confirmed by the midi. Because the midi used to be a flight attendant before the pandemic. Yeah. There were a few things they used to do

to symbolise a hottie on board. They had like a special bend as well. So you know when a flight attendant like squats down next to you and is like, hey, do you need a drink or anything? Yeah. They do like a half squat, but like pop the butt out

and then lean over. A bend and snap almost. Right. Okay, but so what would they, if there was a hot person on board, what would they say? They'd say B.O.B. Yeah, B.O.B., best on board. But how do they just say that to another flight attendant?

Are they like, we've got a B.O.B. B.O.B. 12C. Like over the phone speaker thing? Oh, yeah, yeah. Not for the whole aircraft. No, no, no. Just from one end to the other. One end to the other.

Like we used to do similar stuff at the supermarket I worked at. Don't lie. Don't act like we don't sit in the Kuru lounge and go, all right. You have to sleep with one person. Hold your breath until you see someone you sleep with. I play this all the time with all my friends. And then you're running out of breath and it's just all old white. You're like, well, which one?

We play this all the time. You're like, no matter what the situation, no matter if there's no one in here that's your type, you have to choose one. You have to choose one person to sleep with. It's a fun game. Message back, babe on board, B-O-B, or best on board. Yeah.

Yeah. And also would reach up and touch the locker as a symbol. What does that mean um i think it's so like the other flight attendants could be like oh yeah right that general area yeah that's right a little walk by i wonder if i've been good you'd be getting the extra blanket and the extra yeah extra set of headphones extra snacks wouldn't you yeah you would be i've got a complimentary glass of bubbles before anybody else before we even took off. You're a B.O.B. Shaday and I both got it. How? B.O.B. Must have been the B.O.B.'s.

Couple of B.O.B.'s on board. Couple of B.O.B.'s. It wasn't enough to shift us up to premium economy, but I mean, the thought was there. Yeah, the thought was there. Oh my God. Okay, so we'll ring, we'll, I mean, that's a little bit of a studio secret, is if you hear the bell ring and it's not for a first-time caller, long-time listener.

There's someone hot walking past. But that hasn't happened for a while. First time call a long time listener is a series of dings. Hey! Like Simon, if you just hear one... But if it's ever just a random...

Like that. And it won't be referred to. We're either talking about married at first sight, which we always like to acknowledge, we like to ding, or... A hot person walking past the studio.

It's been time recently. It's been a long time. It's weather. A lot of people working from home. It's been trying recently. It's weather. A lot of people working from home. Incompetent weather. Also, because there haven't been a lot of gym hotties recently. You know, I've been dabbling with Vaughn's gym for the week. She's poo-pooing my gym.

What's wrong with good-looking people at my gym? What's wrong with Vaughn's gym? Example A. I'm back, baby. I went back yesterday. I went back to the gym. Big. B-I-G.

Best in gym. Yeah, you're big. Best at gym. Bag. Bog. Well, if you ever hear it, if you ever hear someone walk past you, you'd be like, oh, B-O-B.

But if you hear a bob, I think it's Bob. Bob on board. Say Bob. You're the best on board. Are we allowed to mention that somebody worked at the show sponsor and had this... Oh, really? When somebody worked at the show sponsor and had this...

Oh, really? When I worked at the show sponsor when I was 16, we used to put hotcakes in the order and then void it so that the rest of the crew would be like, there's a hotcake. They wouldn't be okay. You can't do this now as there's a screen showing the customer what they were ordering.

Although, that would be nice. Oh, my God, that's so funny. Have a little hotcakes. Oh, my God. In hospo, we say there's some seasoning at table nice. Oh, my God, that's so funny. Have a little hotcakes. Oh, my God. In hospo, we say there's some seasoning at table two. Oh, okay. I love these secrets. I work at a school and we have NHD.

It stands for new hot dad. Oh, yeah, my gosh. Okay, yeah. I don't want kids, but there's something about a dad, eh? Something about a dad. Somebody said, B.O.B.'s true. I'm an ex-flightie for Ansett. Oh, R.A.P.

Oh, my God. That's retro. Classic airline. Lottie was lipstick on teeth. For the older flighties, you'd say Lottie. And they knew they had their lipstick on their teeth. Right. Lottie.

Oh, my gosh. Yeah, so this is happening in all sorts of industries. Hotcakes. Hotcakes and then void the hotcakes. That's cute. I reckon chuck the hotcakes. That's cute. I reckon chuck the hotcakes up there on the screen. Let them see that you think they're hotcakes and then take them down again. Let them know they're hot by giving them free hotcakes.

Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Yesterday was Barbie day. For me, not you, because I am special. 20th? 20th. It comes out. Yeah, Thursday. It's out in cinemas.

So yesterday, I don't know if you were listening, you should have been, because I got a massive package from Barbie. Her self? Herself. Barbara. Not the movie company, Barbara. Sent me this incredible package of like rollerblades,

which you would have seen the exact rollerblades, on Barbie and Ken down at Malibu Beach. It was amazing. And then yesterday I was getting ready, I went to the premiere. And you can see online, like a lot of people were there sharing the videos of the actual premiere. It was amazing. Pink carpet, but not like a little strip. Like the whole carpet of the cinema was pink.

And then, Harwin, you got a photo in the Barbie box. You looked like a Barbie in the box. The line was too long for me. Was it? Yeah. Aw. It was a little glary, the one that I was in, but there was also a glass one, which was way better.

But the line was too long. I just wanted to watch the film. Yeah. There was a lot of people lining up for photos and stuff. Right. But they had these like OPI, because OPI's done a Barbie range of nail polishes. They had like nail ticks there. You can get your nails done. I know. And they had like cocktails and stuff.

I turned up too late. That's a posh premiere. That sounds like a posh premiere. So posh. And then we got like little goodie bags and stuff. And then the movie started in like... Now wait, now wait, wait, wait, wait. The movie is, you're embargoed until the

tomorrow at like... Tomorrow lunch. Tomorrow lunchtime. Yes. But there have been, I've seen reviews, I've seen news stories come out online, so... I'm not going to upset the studio, but I will say, like, the movie was unlike anything I've ever seen before. Like, truly, I cannot even define it.

This is a review, isn't it? No, I'm not saying what happens in it. Specific details. Okay, yeah, right, okay. It's so hard not to because it wasn't what I expected. Because it just looks, like, quite out there, quite different. Yeah, and you know how, like, everyone's like, who is this movie for? Is it for adults or is it like a Barbie movie like the Barbie movies in the past

where it's for kids? It's definitely for adults. It's definitely for adults. But you could totally take like a, like you've born your kids, like their age, like eight to teenagers would be fine. Yeah, I thought so. It's not rude or crude in any way because it's in the world of Barbie where nothing is rude and crude.

Yeah. But it's very like the jokes are for the adults. Hold on just a minute. Mattel, yeah, did you hear that? We got her. We got her. We got her. We got her.

Mattel, we got her. She has given a review pre-embargo. No! No! Launch the Transformers. Launch the Transformers. Take her Barbies away. Take her roller skates away.

Yeah. Her roller blades. Speaking of which, I got home yesterday with my huge Barbie package. That included two Barbie dolls. And Aaron was like, great, the girls will love those. And I was like, what girls? He was like, our nieces. And I was like, yeah.

Oh, yeah, it's wild sometimes how your partner assumes you take home toys for other children. I was literally about to rip the box open. But no, this is a limited edition lightsaber. It's not going to anyone apart from this guy right here. Play ZM's Fletchborn and Hayley. Now I met, what? I met my lovely wife

at the Outback in Hamilton. She was an export gold girl. She was an export gold girl. It's before she was lovely. No, she was lovely. Didn't she bottle someone over the head? Oh, come on. We've all bottled someone in the outback. You got her. That's how you get in. Yeah.

Swing of bots. You can look at the swing on this girl. She's going to be able to hold her own. Get in there, girl. So I would argue that in the early to mid-2000s there was no more, crucially, Hamilton Bar than the Outback. Now, if I went pre-2000s, I'd say it might be the Hillcrest Tavern. Right.

But the Hillcrest Tavern changed in the early 2000s. Yes. And it lost a little bit of its Hillcrest Tavern. Yeah, I know what you mean. Now, the Outback then kind of stepped up and they said, we're the place to go now? And there were other bars. We had our Monkey Feathers.

Yeah. We had, do we remember the Bahama Hut came later? Now, that was a Tauranga institution. If you ventured over the Kaimai Ranges, you'd pop into the Bahama Hut in Tauranga. Now, it was a place to be. Some of these places are RIP now. They're RIP.

Yeah. They're RIP. But it came up and we said there would be no more crucially Hamilton 2000 to 2000 and maybe even through to 2006, 2007 bar than the Outback. Yeah. Now that made me think these things do change. Of course they do. But I want to know, and there's people of all ages listening to the show, what was the bar that encapsulated your hometown or city like no other at a certain time?

What was that one on the waterfront of Auckland that was multi-story? Leftfield? Do you remember that? Now, that was before my time. That was before your time in Auckland. I'm talking, they used to film Sports Cafe there back in the day. That's right.

And now it's Crab Shack. Now it's a Crab Shack. Is it still Crab Shack? It's still a Crab Shack. Yeah, it is, yeah. A Crab Shack for so long. Mine was East Stab in Wellington. The establishment.

The establishment. That place is legendary. It's still around? Yeah, it's still around. But it was always like, you'd go to East Stab, because it was East Stab, and then you'd get a bit older, and it was like, we're not going to East Stab always like you'd go to East Stab because it was East Stab and then you'd get a bit older and it was like, God, we're not going to East Stab.

And you'd go to a few bars and you'd be like, we're going back to East Stab. That's what you'd be like in Hamilton. You'd be like, I think we're a little bit too old for the Outback. We might go to the bank. And you'd be in the bank and you're like, it's not quite hitting it. Let's go to the Outback. Let's go back to the Outback.

Yeah. Was there one in New Plymouth? Well, there was the Mill. The mill? Yes. And then, I don't know, I think it just got condemned or something. And now it's...

Because we walked past it. And I said to you, I was like, Jesus, it's coming down at the back. I think it's being demolished at the back. But I remember that was the mill. I love these places. Everybody ended up there. Oh, dude.

Oh, you were hearing from her. And we want to know. Because this is what we want to talk about. Oh, my God, Larva Bar. Oh, my God, some of these... Rotorua. Rot, dude. Oh, you were hearing from her. And we want to know. Because this is what we want to talk about. Oh, my God. Lava bar. Oh, my God. Some of these. Rotorua.

Yeah, Rotorua. Yes. Oh, my God. We did a few singled outs at these bars. There'll be a few grumpy moles that are RIP'd on the list too. The grumpy mole in Tauranga was the western bar down on the Strand. Absolutely legendary. All the bars in Christchurch that were wiped out by the earthquake.

Yes. From legendary places. The Mill New Plymouth's coming up. What was across diagonally from Shooters? What was that bar called? Shooters. Shooters was the western one on the corner, right? No, no, no.

No, no, no. The Grumpy Mole. I'm thinking of Shooters. Oh, okay. Shooters was on the opposite corner. Holy moly. The text machine okay unreal so what we need to do you need to say he stabs no longer r.o.p legend what the establishment's gone

unbelievable okay so oh my god okay now what we need you to do is we need you to message in town oh no let's start with bar. Yep. Or club. Town. Years. Like the years that you believe it was the crowning glory. Mum's message in Southern Cross Bar in Wellington. That's where your parents met. Did your parents meet at Southern Cross Bar? I think so.

That's still there, right? Southern Cross in Wellington rules. It's been there for years and years. Good for brunch. Good for lunch. Good for a big night. Good for a small night. Coyotes in Wellington, my friend just messaged.

Do you remember Coyotes? Yes, dude. Coyotes was pretty legendary. Did we host a few parties there back in the day? I think we did. Coyotes. Unmentionable things happen at Coyotes. No, but if we're talking about unmentionable,

I witnessed something at the Grumpy Mole in Christchurch that should never be spoken about. Oh, my God. It involved a spa pool and a recently divorced woman. Oh no! And we will say no more. Different times. 0800 dials at M 9696

The club, the town and the years that it was king. Play ZM's Fletch Vodden Ailey Play ZM I want a shower. I want a shower. I want a shower reading these. We've just been pulling Hayley in on early, mid-2000s radio bar promos. She's taking us to court.

No. Not us. I work with two very good men. With me, yeah. They were wild times. I just can't keep up with this text. So I've got the text machine displaying 100 texts per page and we're up to three pages.

Okay. Just haven't had feedback like this. Everybody's tapped into absolute. We want to know the Camrys. The big bar in your town at the time. Oh, my God. How are you going to do this? We want to know club, location, and the years that it was.

I've forgotten about all the Dunedin bars that have just shut down. Yes. Over the years. Dunedin had some legendary bars. Like legendary bars. But when you're catering to students who are tricky for as cheap as they can. And nowadays, I just, I honestly don't think, I was just thinking yesterday, there's not been any stories about Dunedin students this year.

Now, I know that they've, like, drastically stripped back Dunedin newsrooms. Yeah. Because I've got a mate that works down there. Oh, yeah, right. They still love, don't get me wrong, they love when there's snow on the ground and a car's getting into a tree. That's prime Dunedin news stuff. Surely it's because the Gen Zs are pushing out the millennials.

They're not drinking as much. And they don't drink as much. They're more likely to be crocheting something at the student flat rather than setting a couch on fire. Shannon is literally wearing a brand new knitted vest today. Why didn't you set a couch on fire, Shannon? It's invigorating. It's invigorating.

I lived in Dunedin for six months. I wanted to give it a crack, but I couldn't figure it out. Couches are so expensive. Yeah, and cross-stitch is just a joy. And everybody's vaping nowadays. No one's got a bloody ciggy lighter. No one's got a dart anymore. And Petra's bloody expensive.

Get a litre of diesel and a milk jug to pour on a couch on Castle Street. God, who's got the money? I don't even know where to start. Big shout out to the Fat Lady's Arms. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. The chain of the Fat Lady's Arms because they were everywhere. Yeah, they were.

Yeah, there was one in Petone. Like the Grumpy Mole. And then they went under, didn't they? Grumpy Mole. So if we're under, didn't they? Grumpy Mole. So if we're talking chains, if we're talking like, I don't know if they were franchises or owned by, you've got Fat Lady's Arms, Grumpy Mole, Loaded Hog. Oh, my Lord.

The Loaded Hog was legendary. Was that a Loaded Hog? And your Outbacks. There used to be a Loaded Hog in Auckland's Viaduct, and then they had a big scandal. Do you remember we talked about it on air? There was a salad that had fecal matter in it. Yeah.

And that was bad for business. I think it had a straight nug. I think someone thought it was an olive and they bit into it. It was a nug. Greek salad. Yeah, very Greek. Scattered with nugs. Margaritas in Auckland in the late 90s, early 2000s.

Wow. Where was that? Margaritas wasn't, that was more a very student. Oh, okay. We've got to give a shout out to Big Coomer in Wellington. There was the student bar Wednesday nights. See, I think Bar 101's kind of taken over the mantle for a few places, isn't it? Yes.

Yeah. Definitely. The Hamilton Unholy Trinity. Bourbon Street, Governor's Tavern in the Fat Lady's Arms. Now, maybe a smidge before my time, but I knew where they all were. Yeah. You mentioned the Big Coomer. Yeah, You met in the Big Coomera. Yeah, Big Coomera.

I remember that bar. Big Coomera was like, yeah, trash student Wednesday nights. It was cheap. I remember it being cheap. Comedian Chris Parker worked there when we were at drama school, and his job was to go back on all the couches, clubs with couches. Oh, God, no. No material savings.

And he had to clean out all the, like, coins and crap and stuff Oh God, no. No material savings. And he had to clean out all the like coins and crap and stuff behind the things. Oh my God. Yucky. At like 6am. Lots of Irish pubs coming in.

Crazy Jack's in Tauranga, worth a mention. Someone said somebody's got to give a specific shout out to the Palmas of the North fat lady's arms. That thing saw a few students

through its doors in this time. Did they have a grumpy mole as well? There was a famous bar. Maybe not. No, there was a Western themed bar in Palmerston North. Right. Oh, I'm having PTSD flashbacks. Get me out of here.

High Flyers in Palmerston North. Yes, that was what it was. These are all insane. Because we went around and did parties all around the country. They've all got weird little memories attached to them. The Mad Cow in Christchurch. Foam parties on a Thursday night for the students, followed by a pie at the night and day next door.

Foam parties. Wild. I have never been to a foam party. Oh, my dude, if you've not been to a foam party until your eyes are stinging with cheap detergent and your clothes are wet and you can see everybody's nipples. What was the Crush H1 pre-earthquake with the levels?

Holy Grail. Holy Grail. Yeah. I didn't know there was a Boogie Wonderland in Auckland. Because Boogie Wonderland in Wellington was the bomb. Boogie Wonderland was massive in like mid 20002000s. A while. When it got open in Auckland because of the light-up floor.

That was the only thing that got people there. The Mad Bull and Christchurch, foam cannons, tabletop dancing, coyotes, somebody mentioned coyotes, Timaroos, the Hog, late 90s, early 2000s, unfortunately no longer open. That's the thing, all these legendary places. Ooyuck, Met and Code in Auckland oh do you remember that

were they upstairs downstairs or beside each other and I think is it the Barkers now it was underneath I love what they've become yeah

is that a Barkers fashion in Midway and you walk in and you're like it was underneath I can still smell it downstairs there's so many

the mud in Cambridge what a wild ride Buddha Lounge in Tauranga Safari Lounge in Ponsonby in Auckland In the early 2000s Oh my lord, oh my lord Someone said, oh my god, the funniest thing was At the weekend my 19 year old was going out

And I said, where are you heading? And they said the outback And I burst into laughter Oh my god Also that would be terrifying Knowing that your now kid is going to somewhere where you saw the absolute... Oh my God, if I had a kid, yeah.

Like, can you imagine if Indy was like, I'm going to the outback, you'd be like, oh? Well, she's 11, so in seven years she could be like, I'm going to the outback. And you know that thing's the cockroach of nightclubs. It's not going anywhere. You'd be like, I'm coming with you. I'd be like, you are not going anywhere near that place without adult supervision. Zhivago's in Nelson. Oh, yeah.

That was, I remember the remnants of Zhivago's. Yeah, that's long gone. The Grumpy Mole in Nelson was legendary. Some of these names. Stampede in Papakura.

I think Stampede's not there anymore. Unsure. So sorry to hear that. I lost there. Monkey Joe's in Papakura. I think Stampede's not there anymore. Unsure. So sorry to hear that. I lost there. Monkey Joe's in Otorua. A Lava Bar's getting another mention. That is beautiful.

There's a bar in Invercargill. I've just lost it. And someone said there was jelly wrestling on Christmas Eve. On Christmas Eve, go home to your family. Invercargill. You've never been clubbing in Invercargill, it's the most unusual. They do not leave the house until midnight.

Yeah, it's weird. Yeah, but I used to be like that. You'd be like, how lame to turn up to a club at like 11. No one. The clubs are empty until very late at night. And then it just, it is the wild west of places to club. Is that where we saw a girl bite another girl on the face? On the face! Yeah, in the cargo.

And then the girl that was, so the girl jumped on her back and leaned around and bit the girl on her face. It was, and then the girl that was being bitten had a bottle in her hand and she just went, swang back. Like, oh, no big deal. I'll get her off. Wah!

Psh! Ah! Hey, piss. In the cargo. In'll get her off. Wah! Psh! Ah! Apis. Invercargill. Invercargill, dude. Thanks for your messages and so many. Danger, danger in Whangarei. Yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. The first bar I ever went to in Wellington was The Pound. We'll just leave that one there. Play. ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Today's fact of the day Is about Barbie Yay The man who designed Barbie Yeah For Mattel Today's fact of the day Is about Barbie Yay

The man who designed Barbie Yeah For Mattel When she became like Barbie Barbie Not early days Barbie Because the inventor named Barbie After her daughter Barbara

Yes And her Ken after her son Ken Yes Sort of siblings technically I've been smashing those two together Absolutely non-stop I've been rubbing them together Like two sticks

Trying to start a fire Yeah absolutely Since 1993 baby 87 So but the man who designed her The toy designer His name is Jack Ryan Yes like the TV show

That we're watching Like the TV show With John Krasinski Is Jack Ryan So this is today's fact of the day. He would choose lovers who looked like Barbie, and if they didn't look enough like Barbie, he wasn't afraid to pay for their plastic surgery.

Ooh. What? He was an eccentric genius who made his fortune designing Barbie dolls. Right. He lived in a mock castle where every week he would throw medieval banquets. Okay. He would send his wife and young family to another wing of the castle. Oh, my God.

And then he would crown one of his glamorous female guests as his queen for the night. And then the revelries would quickly turn into... Yeah. We can all imagine. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Wow. So he always picked, apparently somebody said,

consistently picked long legs, tiny waists, and well endowed. Right. Yes. That's Barbie. He wasn't afraid to pay for some of their plastic surgery. What year was this? This was the 60s and 70s. Wow.

Jeepers. So like very early. And he was certainly no oil painting himself. What year was this? This was the 60s and 70s. Wow. Jeepers. So like very early. And he was certainly no oil painting himself. And he married Zsa Zsa Gabor. Oh, okay. I don't know why I thought Binks was going to come out. He married Zsa Zsa Binks.

He's a lot of Barbie. That's him. He's no oil painting. This is just for you guys. Maybe I'm asking Google Jack Ryan, but you're probably just going to get pictures of John Krasinski. Looks like Gru from Despicable Me. He does look a little bit. He does.

A bit of a sort of shorthand. Got a bit of Gru energy to him there. If you do Google Jack Ryan and get John Krasinski, you're getting the better of that. He's a handsome man. He's a handsome man. Once he got jacked. Yeah, yeah.

When Jim became Jack. It's like the same. I know Chris jacked. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When Jim became Jack. It's like the same. I know Chris Pratt's gone a bit, you know, off the deep end with his religious stuff. But it was the same. He was like this goofy character on Parks and Rec. And then he got jacked. And everyone's like, oh, my, my, yeah.

It's the same with John Krasinski. He was like this like slightly nerdy. Got jacked. Everyone's like, yeah. Yeah, the latest season's a good season. So if you're a nerd, all I'm saying is If you're a bit nerdy But like kind of cute And a little bit funny

All it's gonna take for you Is to just get jacked Get jacked And that's easy Go out and get jacked Get jacked Just eat a lot Heaps of protein

Lift a lot Heaps of protein Easy Easy It's easy Everybody's doing it Why haven't you done it yet Lovable nerd

Get jacked Get jacked So today's fact of the day Is the man who designed and made Barbie for Mattel Took lovers Who looked like Barbie Fact of the day, day, day, day, day This is from the CEO of a cyber security company. Oh, okay.

Cyber security. Who has a little word to the wise for those heading overseas and sending their snaps. Our very own Georgia. She's been posting up a story. Oh, my God. I'm on her story now. 16 minutes ago, she was at a pizzeria, Donostella.

Best pizza. Bold claim. She's in Sicily at the moment. Yeah, she was at that wall in Florence where you get the wine through the wall. She's having a lemon tiramisu as well. A lemon? Well, I just had a rhodoxin immunity vitamin C tablet, and I'm an Auckland CBD.

So we're all just living our lives. They're experiencing vitamin C in its own delicious delivery system. There you go. Yeah. But he said, like, people are posting too much about their holidays, not in a way that annoys us because we're jealous and, you know, we're here and not there. Be honest, have you hidden anybody that's overseas?

No, I haven't. I nearly hit my mum. She tried to FaceTime me just before. I was like, dude, I'm at work. She was like, we've got our friends over and we're listening to Marilyn Manson. They look quite drunk. I know. My mum sent me a video of her pulling the fingers at my dad

and my dad tries to eat it and you're like, what's happening, guys? We're living different lives. Grow up. Yeah, grow up. Grow up, Pat's in, Craig. You're in your 60s. Jesus. I love it. No, not because of jealousy, but because of security. He's like, so many people post in particular their ticket

and their passport and sometimes their passport photos where you can get like all your information, your birth date. Oh, yeah. And you can use that to call up your bank and be like. Well, you could also mess with someone's booking if you saw their code, their booking code. Totally you could.

You could literally use their last name. Yeah. The booking code and you could cancel their flights. Totally. I mean, I don't know why you would. Don't post photos of your passport and the day you're leaving because also if I'm going to rob your house, I'm like, she's gone. Now I'm going to go to your house.

You know, like if you wanted to go over and do that. He's like, it's just too, you're putting all sorts of personal security at risk by posting too much. So his advice is to don't rub your holiday in everybody's face. Yeah, basically

he's saying using, like because sometimes you've got the tickets, using the PNR, which I imagine is some. It face. Yeah, basically, he's saying using, because sometimes you've got the ticket, it's using the PNR, which I imagine is some... It's a little, yeah, the little six-digit code you get, the airline code. And your last name, a hacker can have full access to your booking information, which will give them access to your phone number, email address, and emergency contact information.

Then they can either meddle with your trip or meddle with your whole entire life with that info. Yeah, right. What do you think about sometimes, can I ask you a couple of questions before we talk about your banking or whatever? Yeah. And it's like, what's your email? What's your address?

What's your date of birth? And they've just given that all to hackers. They can hack you while you're away. Right. And also the fact that your burglars could be like, they're overseas. Yeah, totally. That's why you've got to let a ferocious guard dog Like producer Jared house at your house while you're gone Yeah absolutely

They'll break in and they'll just be met with This force of nature I've messed with the wrong house He sent me photos of him doing some target practice Did he? Did he have a gun? Yeah so I don't know if you should arm a South African I wasn't there

And I made sure I flicked on the light Before I went to the toilet Oh sweet I wasn't there and I made sure I flicked on the light before I went to the toilet oh sweet I don't know if you've noticed this because we've dined together quite a lot as a trio

I never get it wrong I never order wrong you're confident and this is like when I'm with Aaron and we go out for dinner, I'll order and then he'll be like pondering the menu and then he'll make some rogue-ass choice like, where did that come from?

And then you'll be like, oh, God, that sucked. And then you'll look at mine and be like, just order what I order and never get it wrong. Food envy. Food envy. I never get it wrong. But I do because I do this, which is a piece of advice for Gen Zs and millennials

who experience menu anxiety, which manifests itself in many ways, like looking at the menu and then like not being able to decide because it's too extensive. Because there are too many choices. Too many choices. Or not enough choices. Or like, oh my God, everyone's getting pizzas,

but I want to get the, you know, 300 gram steak. Yeah. And that's going to take too long. And now I don't know what to do. People are panicking. So then there's a TikToker who you'll know, Elise Myers. She's everywhere.

If you saw her, you'd know her. Yeah. She shared an approach that then was backed up by a doctor that she does, she just pours over the menu at home, has all of the like, because then you've got more time, you've got more space, you've got like less pressure, pours over the menu at home, writes it down on a piece of paper

so that you don't like then panic and go, wait, wait, I'm changing my mind. And then you've got to have a backup. Yeah, because then if you get there and they're out of whatever you want. We're not doing the chicken today. What she's not allowing for is arriving and on the walk to your table or perhaps while seated pre-ordering. Spotting another dish.

And being like, what's that one? What is he having? That's massive. I want it. Yes, I love when you spy someone else's and you're like, okay, I need that. That's what I want. Do you remember when me and Fletch went out for lunch? I think with the producers, Vaughn, I don't know where you were.

Jail. Was that when I was in jail? You were in jail that weekend. Jail. Prison. And remember, we just ordered this tray of cocktails and they arrived, and then another tray went to a different table and we were like, what's that one?

What are those? And we're going to go like, we're going to get those next, and it turns out they were non-alcoholic. We were like. Non-alcoholic. They were drinking mocktails. Mocktails. We don't worry.

We got vodka added. To a mocktail. We did. We said to them. You got your mocktails cocked. We did. Yeah, we did. We got them.

Yeah. Unmocked. Unmocked and cocked up. Yeah. So, because this is what I do. I very rarely go to a place without looking at the menu first. I'll have a squiz, but I'm not making anything. I'm not making any decisions until I get there.

And I love that when they, are you ready? And it makes me look polite when I'll say, please, ladies first. Or you guys go first. And I kind of like judge. I'm not panicking. I'm judging the table. What's it going to be? I'm going to be able to try sade.

There's going to be a bit left over from the kids and then I make my decision based on that. Oh, you're that person who won't order the same thing as someone else. I don't want to order that, I want variety in the table, unless it's a place where you go often and you know what you like. Yeah. And get what you want. I never order wrong, but I because I go through and I go, okay, that's me that's my meal there, there's

a backup, there's a side, there's a rogue choice. I sort of know where I'm at. Does it give you anxiety when there's not an online menu? Yes. And then I'll go on their Instagram to try to look at their food. Oh, right. Do you know what I mean? If you can't find the menu, you've got to look at it and be like,

that looks sloppy and hot. Make a visual decision. So do your homework. Do your homework. If you have menu anxiety, do your homework at home so that when you're at the table you can just be relaxed. Whereas I'm more like you just on the fly. Just get there and be like

I like the panic. Yeah but on the fly it's rogue and then you end up like Aaron eating some kind of cream based you know pork filler and you're like what the hell's happened here? Oh no I don't have the cream.

This literally happened over the weekend. I feel like that sounds good. It's like a creamy pork schnitzel thing. It was a weird thing. What kind of sauce was on the bowl?

It was like white like a bechamel sauce. Yeah like a bechamel but it was like layers of he thought it was a burger but it was just layers of pork schnitzel and cream sauce. Like a pork schn sauce. Yeah, like a bechamel, but it was like layers of, he thought it was a burger, but it was just layers of pork schnitzel and cream sauce. Like a pork schnitzel lasagna?

Yeah, but like not. Sign me up. No, it sounds like a schnitzel cabanara. Yeah, it was like schnitzel cabanara. But layered. And then I had beef brisket, and you can see him watching me, my beef brisket being like. And you were like, no, you're not touching us.

Eat your creamy pork, bro. Eat your touching us. Eat your creamy pork, bro. Eat your creamy pork. Oh, another one in the bag. It's a Versace bag as well. If you enjoyed that, give us a rating and a review and be sure to tell your mates. You don't sound sincere there, boy. I'm just reading what's written here.

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