ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 18th March 2026

Episode Date: March 17, 2026

On Today's Big pod, Crazy kid names Top 6 - Reasons mince has gone up 23% Cars need two horns SLP - Do you use aeroplane mode when flying? When did GPS give you or someone else away? AnonyBox - Have you been the side person on purpose? Hayley's brain fart How bad was your school? Fact of the day The unacceptable Career minimalism Bet i can guess your mums name When did you fall for someone you shouldn't have? Sports jacket trend See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM Podcast Network. This is Fleshwin and Haley's Big Pod. Brought to you by Chemist Warehouse. The biggest brands are the lowest prices. Fletch Fawn and Haley, welcome to the show. Happy Wednesday. I'm imagining a... Slauncher for everybody dragging themselves out of bed after some patties.

Oh yeah. Yeah, well, I'd come into work this morning quite a few drunk people in the city. I bet. Waiting for Ubers or unable to get an Uber. Some of them passed out completely. Oh, no. I just said I didn't even have a single Guinness

and I love a Guinness. I'm sorry to hear it. I had five. Well, you were sending messages at the pub last night? Yeah, dude. Oh, it was just great buzz. There was like this little two-piece

Irish band. Love it. A lot of classics. Love it. Sea shanties. I had a long white raspberry to celebrate the day. Yeah, did you?

Yeah. You disgusted me. I split the long. Yeah. Split the long. Oh my God, that was the best part. Watching people who obviously were only ordering

Guinness because it was St. Patrick's, they're not letting it settle. Like they were walking away from the bar as it was doing it settling thing, just like sip and I was like, oh. Wait till it's black. You got to wait to it. Amateur hour. Amateur hour. Amateur hour. Great day.

Top six coming up and more bad news on the groceries front. Mints is the new petrol. No. I've got mints for breakfast. It's $4 a liter. Yeah. Mince is 95 over $3. I always buy my mints by the leader.

Yeah. A liter of mince, please. Mince is up 23%. In the last year, that's how much it's risen, yeah. Insane. Thankfully, you've got so much in the freezer fledge. Well, he's always got mints in the fridge. Exactly.

Well, it's these posh cows, isn't it? It is. I've got the top six reasons mince has gone up 23%. Next on the show, though, I have been to a few sports tournaments of late, and I've noticed some names. Oh, yeah, the hot new names for children. Well, we'll see.

You don't think these ones all stick? Uh-uh. The Fletchworn and Haley, Big Pod. I've been to some sports tournaments lately, making the last of the summer weather schools and stuff with like inter-school chances and stuff. And I just had noticed,

I just wanted to share with you a couple of names that I'd heard yelled from the sidelines to children. Like I say, go Augie! My daughter's name is August. Yeah. So last week, there was seizure. Seizure. I thought that person was saying Caesar

And I thought that's a bold name for a kid Like the salad. Like the salad or the Roman family. Julius and Augustus. I'm yelling, go Augie. That's August. Taken from Augustus, which was Augusta Caesar.

Yes, yeah. Like the salad. And that gave us also the month. And the salad. Yeah. But so I thought it was Caesar. I listened closer. It was definitely seizure.

Who the hell? Like a fit? Like a, yes. Like an epileptic. How are you allowed to call a kid seizure? Or maybe the seizure of goods. Forfeiture of assets. Yes, yes.

The seizure. Seizure was last week and I was just like, okay. Yeah, not my kid. Not my problem. Yeah, so I mean, that's the thing. I just acknowledge that. I was like, yeah. Seizure James Brown.

If there are any teachers listening, they know that kid's going to be a shit bag, eh? Also, I don't like to tar seizure with the brush, but it's not great. It's like the Johnny Cash song, boy named Sue. If you're given a name, like, you get teased for it. You're going to grow up pretty tough, and you're going to be willing to throw it out. You know, you probably won't have a job on radio.

Fletch for one and seizures is not. It doesn't roll. DJ seizure. Oh, okay. Oh, great DJ seizure. Dijesia. Great DJ name. Yeah, yeah.

Seizier Whippy and Malalo. Yeah, yeah. What? Malalo? The Hawaiian announcer. Tick a box. Malalo. Yeah.

Is seizure the worst one? So yesterday. Well, you know, I, at Rambo's End once there was a child called Vyrax in front of me on the roller coaster. His mom was like giving him a real rock up and his name was Vyrax. As in the Colesor. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the Vyrax.

Is that Zavirax? And what was the last of it? Virax. Isn't that like... No, that's Vyralex as the dirt pills I take when I'm feeling it. Oh, yeah. Okay. Shadrax.

Virax refers to a French manufacturer of professional plumbing. And piping tools. So you're either a sort of lip herpes medication, a plumbing thing, or a heat dirt pill for immunity. And yesterday at another tournament, Rexona. No. No way. You're kidding me.

No, Rexona. Rex. They called them Rex. Rex is a great name for a boy. This was a girl. Rickona. Because this was a girl's tour. This was the girls tournament.

Now, I don't know who Rexona was, but Rexona was definitely like, there was definitely like, seizure as a boy because that was like that was like just the West Auckland once so that was mixed but yesterday was definitely like all the girls were on one side and the boys went out I'll just watch the girls are you just like looking around the room you're like Melanie is it just to English

sniff your pits and you're like Riksona is like you hear on TV it's like Rixona that's a beautiful name for a girl That's a beautiful name Riksona Yeah it's a brand of deodorant Like what are you doing You're never going to hear it any other way

Rexona only has that. There's no, like, where did Rexona get its name from? The salad. The Roman family. The Roman family, the Rixona. Yeah. The Rexona family. Which we have for dinner, a chicken Rixona.

Chicken Riksona. The ZDM Podcast Network. From the unmoderated comment section, this is the top six. Hi there. The big headline is mints is up 23%. Mintz. The average. According to RNZ, the average 2446 a kilogram.

For mints. For... That's not. Mint. Why is that? Because what's changed? Everything? Food prices were up 4.5% in the year to Feb.

Meat, poultry and fish, leather increases up 7.5. Fruit and veg, 9.4. Searloin steak was up 21.5%. And beef mince was up 23. Chocolate up 20.3%. And that's only going to get worse Because fuel's really expensive Everything's getting real bad

I know We've got lots of beef But I also know there's Heaps of beef farms That we're getting put back into forestry Which means there's less land for beefies Right But also maybe if we can't export a lot of our meat

That would be good If the straight of our moose is Do you know They said there's something like $4 billion Worth of New Zealand Yeah, just in shape. Product goes to that area. Yeah, I know, it's crazy.

So, but then that's not great for the economy if we can't export that. Should we split a log? I've got home kill. I got home kill. Do you mean going to like buy a... Go to Costco, get a log. Yeah, right.

Well, not everybody's got Costco's that much cheaper. It's just means you don't have to go back again for so long. Oh. Yeah, okay, no. But then you'd have to divvy up proportion up the log. Yeah, how would you cut your log into smaller logs or would you biscuit it? I'd biscuit it.

I'd cut it into small a long. Sort of cakes of mints. Because it comes in a big fat, cylindrical. Does it? Yeah. A log. A log. And then what's the...

You're like a Hutton's... Like a luncheon roll. Like a luncheon roll. Yeah, yeah, but bag. Yeah, right. And I'd biscuit it and make mince discs. Yes. And then freeze the minstis.

And make them like 150 grams, like a good, like, you know, protein serve. And then freeze your mince discs. Freeze your mince discs. Okay, great. Get us a log. Good news, something's got cheaper. Olive oil was down 22%. Oh, okay.

I don't know why. And potato chips down 3.2. I don't know why. And ironically, chocolate biscuits came down, but chocolate went up. I don't know why. Less chocolate than the chocolate biscuits? Yeah. Who knows?

Although the top six reasons, mince is up 23% though, because that's the shocking stat. Number six on the list. Cows need to put petrol in their car too. Yeah, it's not cheap bad. So they're just passing on the costs. They only walk during their work day because that's part of their job. Yes.

afterwards, I've got to get home. They've got to get to the factory. Yeah. And even if they're catching public transport, they still, at that price of that's kind of too. The cow got on the bus the other day and sat in the area that's reserved for the elderly and the disabled. And the pregnant.

And she probably was pregnant. And disgusting behaviour. That's disgusting. Yeah. Well, I hope it was ready to stand if an old lady could have said there. And you also don't know how old that cow is in cow years. She could have qualified for pregnant. and old of the three.

Or I had a disability I couldn't see. You couldn't see. So maybe I won't judge all disabilities. Yeah. Can't see all disabilities. Number five on the list of the top six reasons minces up 23% The cows unionized. Did they?

Did they? They formed a union. They know their rights. Yeah. They won't let themselves be put into a mincer unless the pay is right. For anything less than minimum wage. Yeah. And that's fair.

Takes us nicely than the number four on the list. Top six reasons. Minster is up 23%. Turns out they don't actually want to be made into mints, so they demanded a pay rise. Oh, okay. Do they not enjoy the mincing process? Nah. Nah.

Okay. Number three on the list of the top six reasons are mince is up 23%. A lot of talk about the price of gas at the pump, but what about the price of grass at the pump? Price of grass is up. Is it? Price of grass is up and what a cows eat. Well, that's also a problem with this Middle East thing. A lot of the fertilizer we use comes down through there.

Yeah. I'm just going to shave my lawn off, I think. What, put it in stones or something? Yeah, just stone the whole backyard. Do you know what? You know what would depress me? That would depress me so much. Fletch.

Having a yard that was artificial grass. Oh, I don't have to mold. It's great. It's not great. And do you know what? We can tell. Yeah. We can tell you.

You can barely tell. I saw it the moment I walked in here. It's very realistic. It's not. It's not. That's plastic. They make it look really good these times. No, yeah.

No, no. It's literally made of flammable plastic. They don't. Number two on the list of the top six reasons, mince is up 23%. You know those plastic trays they come in where you try to rinse them out and it just goes,

Hatter! They're made of petroleum buy products. Oh, okay. Petrol's got up, the plastic trays, they've got to pass that cost on. Could we go up to the butcher with our hands out like that and he just slaps, sort of ladles the mince and straight into the hands?

I wouldn't be against taking my own glass containers. Same. Or plastic containers. supermarketing getting mints. So mince me up, dude. Mints me up, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What did they used to, what did the, I feel like the butcher used to have like a paper bag.

Paper. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, like that and make his own log. Yeah. Yeah. That'd be good for you. Why am I imagining that? No.

No. Was it a waxy paper? Yeah, like a waxy butcher's paper. Yeah. Yeah. I've got vivid memories of a waxy bag and some saucy's been popped in. Of course you don't. Waxy bag and some sausages popped up.

Wacket, waxing sausage and me waxy bag. And number one on the list of the top six reasons Minces up 23% Cows have Instagram and they're seeing how the Kardashians or the Kardashians live And they're trying to keep up with them So they're spending more money on nonsense shit like

Lip-fil-as Face Lift and those lashes Is you telling me those are real? No Don't like it for a second time No, definitely not That is today's sub-sakes Play Z-N's flesh horn and Haley

I love a turd of the horn I'm hot to horn, to be fair. Do you, what kind of horn does your car have, Vaughn? Like, what's its energy? The range is just, nah, like, it's not like a, you know, sometimes you'll see a European car and it'll be big, but it'll have a little European car. Yeah, it's not nice when the horn doesn't match the car.

Yeah, yeah, size of the car. Mine's very like, ha, just like a nice, pure, ha, ha, like that. It's quite good. Right. I know this because I use. use it a lot. Right. I live above an intersection so

sometimes my favourite thing is when everything's gridlocked and no one can move but people still love to to toot. You got to tip and a gridlock is what you're going to do. What do you try to achieve? You're just venting. I tweeted at someone just in the middle of the motorway the other day because they were going 70 in the fast lane and we're in a hundred zone. But can you hear that on the motorway? They got a light flick.

A light flick. And they got a like that. And did they move? No, no. I was inches away from nudging them. Yeah, I feel like if you're 70 and the 100, you don't really have any idea what's going on. I think you just gripping the wheel and hope of a dear life you make it to your destination.

Yeah. But I'll toot. I also like tooting at pedestrians. Give them a little. Or when someone doesn't realize the light's gone green. Yeah, I love that. But it's hard not to be aggressive. Or as you go past a truck that's pulled over for you on a winding thing.

Yeah, pretty, always appreciate that. Give that little do. But it is hard. Like my, in the Mazda, it's a big horn. And it is hard to get that subtlety of, I'm not barking at you. I'm acknowledging you or just making your ear. Or I'm reminding you the light screen, but I'm not angry. Yeah, different to like, move right.

So this is where this would come in handy. Some feedback, in fact, for Mazda. Okay. If they want to do this. The automobile industry. Any car that you have. Yeah. There was a guy who has found a car that has two horns.

I wish every vehicle had this feature. Instead of just a normal, loud, obnoxious horn, this car, the Ineos Grenadier, has a toot horn. Wow, that is so nice. So if you have a pedestrian or a cyclist that you don't want to just be freaked out with the... Ignore his voice. I really apologize for him. You can just go... He's a lot.

Yeah. And that in-ear is Grenadier's what the, this guy missed the old Land Rover's. And so we... Yes, I've seen a couple of them around. They're quite rare, though, aren't they? Yeah, they're not super popular. So it's like the big horns in the middle. That's for you move it, you toss.

I get out of my way. And then there's a little button there that's like... Beep, peep, and it's softer to push. That's what you need. That's what every car needs. Yeah. A little polite beep. Because I would use that when I stop for a pedestrian,

even if they're on a zebra crossing and they don't acknowledge me. I toot. It just annoys me so much. What? What is that? You should, when's your next therapy? Wait, you too, it's over when they cross a pedestrian crossing and don't go,

thank you. Can you, I know you've got a lot of other things to talk about in therapy, but can you just, can you just like. Maybe pop that one in there. In the last five minutes, just say, hey, look, here's something I want to bring up. What do you reckon is wrong with me? What do you reckon? What do you reckon, is this a me thing?

How hard is it to turn my way and acknowledge that I didn't kill you with a quick little, that's what I want? Do you think that's like a, what am I trying to say? It just feels like almost arrogant. Like everyone stop for me. Look at me. No, I've stopped for you. I need you to appreciate me. Acknowledge my sacrifice.

I think this could be the thing that unlocks your therapy. Do you think so? I have felt blocks recently. Brings you close. Where does this come from that you need acknowledgement? Can you please bring it up? From literally everyone, including pedestrians, who you are legally obliged to stop for.

I will pay for the five minutes of that therapy if you ask that question, because I really want to know what a therapist says to that answer. I will bring this to Virginia and see what she makes of it. The Z&M Podcast Network. Play ZDN's Flashworn and Haley. Oh, do you use aeroplane mode whilst on a flight? Oh, always.

Why, why did we ask? No, you don't fletch. I have sat next to you as you have Instagram reeled until it just cuts out and then you just put your phone away. Yeah, that's when you put it on flight. When you're flying out of Auckland domestically, you know, 90% of the time, 95% of the time you're heading south. You get up. You can look at the window. You're like, oh, lovely.

Pooka, cool here. Yeah. And then you'll lose it. And then it cuts out. And then you're out. Yeah, yeah. But we're in the minority. Because 87% of people said yes, always.

Really? 13% of people said no. A lot of people are just scared. He's scared of the pilot coming back and telling you off. I've got big news, buddy. He's got to fly this thing. No, of course, we're just choking around. We always engage flight mode.

I do, but not until the wheels are up. Oh, a minute. Until what you've run out of reception. Literally, and then it's always on. Yeah. And it's one of those things like, and it won't be, and pilots, 9-6-9-6, if I'm talking absolute bullshit here. It's one of those things that I feel like we've been told,

and we don't know why. Oh, 100%. You know, like, don't get in the water, or like, don't use your phone on the forecourt of the petrol station. And then there's something in me now when I use my phone on the foreclot of the petrol station. I'm like, I'm going to blow this place up. Do you know what I'm going down?

I'm like, is the plane going down? MythBusters did an episode of that, didn't they? Yeah, they did. And did they disprove that? Yeah. And they used to come on and be like, put your phone down. Yeah. Pump four, can you hop off your phone please?

Yes. And you're like, why? And that's the best part about these petro stations that are just unattended. Yeah. I'm texting, I'm calling. I leave my engine running while I pump my gas. Well, no, you shouldn't do that. No, that's actually bad.

I finally had to fill up yesterday. Oh, how much? Granted, where I got gas was $2.89, driving to work today, I saw $3.10 for 91. Oh, dear. Dude, I had a third of a tank less It cost me 160 bucks I was just like,

A big one's pot on. You guys are going to start moving into my house And biking to work with me. I'm 100% open to be an e-bike. My mum's got her e-bike at my house. I could e-bike in with you. It would let take you a little cute an hour to get here.

I'll be skewered. It would have to let the way. Those things fly. I've got a high base. It'll take like 40 minutes. Do you reckon? Yeah. If you're honking

I don't want to honk I'm honking Some feedback on this flight mode situation Caitlin says Where's the sometimes option I like to follow the rules But sometimes there's a voice in the back of my head That questions how likely it is

That I'll be getting a notification And will that cause the plane To fall out of the sky I've not seen any documentaries Where that was the case You can't tell me that everyone The plane's going to flight mode Alicia said

I usually turn the damn thing off I don't need it Okay well oh I don't need it I'm better than everyone. I'm a crippling addiction to dopamine hits from my phone. One of those people that opens a book on a plane. Holy, oh, those holy and then they're assholes. Are you got a book there, do you, pal?

Get out your Sudoku. Make me look stupid. Alex says, yeah, otherwise the plane crashes and we all die, you damn fools. I don't know if it does, Alex. I don't think it does. That's the thing. They've been lying to us. Who's flying?

Who's flying these days, says Amy. Only the rich, oh, must be nice. I can afford plane fuel. Sam says no plane has gone down yet while my phone hasn't been on airplane mode. It's all just a ruse. So you have to pay attention to that stupid in-flight safety briefing. Okay, let's come down.

Wow, okay, let's come down, guys. We've got to respect aircraft safety. Yeah, of course. They have charged you $600 to fly 30 minutes. And yes, I have seen the video eight times. Rihanna said, I thought you got in trouble if you didn't put it on flight mode. You do?

If they catch you. I've had it before when I've been during the what's it called? Taxi. Taxiing where I've been on Instagram and I've been like, turn your phone on flight mode. I'm like, we haven't taken off yet. Let me align.

It was like when I got fine for texting at the lights. I'm not driving. I'm waiting at the lights. You're sounding like quite a brat at the moment. Yeah, a little brady. I said it is quite a novel thing to be unreachable for a few hours, so I'll take the... Get on your book.

Get on your book. Book, you loser. Rally, Blah. Like I'm Socrates Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, Blah, look at me.

I'm William Shakespeare. Blah, blah, blah, blah. Michael said, Yes, but also no. I use it when I know there's no service. But I'll re-engage it when I'm over a city. Oh. How's good that?

How's good cash in a business? Michael? How goes catching a bit of Pada-Pada-U reception as you're backing around to Wellington? Oh, boy, no. Always. And we will say, you know, people are obviously joking here. We're talking Jess.

We're talking Jess. But always have your phone in flight mode. A bit of rural Canterbury reception as you come under the first. Born again, I'll eat you not to. Laura said I had a friend who was a pilot and would Snapchat the whole flight. So I can assume from there flagrant use does not count. Oh, we have texts. Okay, go.

I used to work as a flight attendant for any. New Zealand and all the flight crew have their phones on. Nauty. Flight attendant here, the main reason is to stop passengers distraction, especially during the safety demo. It doesn't have a huge effect on the plane, but if everyone is using their phone and the antenna at the front of the plane

is getting all of the signals that goes towards the front and can make the static noise for the pilots. Oh, see, there you go. Turn, this is why we've got to hand our phones on. Pilots are a bit bored. I like, to be a challenge. Someone messaged in saying, I'm a rule follower in this whole chat.

that's giving me heart palpitations. A nervous flyer? Yeah. Okay. My friend has a little plane. Someone messaged on. Oh, that's cute. It never cares if we have our phones on.

Oh yeah, those little Sissanis. Yeah. Little flights. Quite a few people texting and saying they just leave them on. Well, no. Somebody just messaged me on Instagram saying that they were on a plane once and they heard the grinder notification coming from the galley.

What's the grinder notification? Well, I don't know. I don't have granted. I don't know it. Bling? What is that? Shall I find the Griner notification? Bring.

Bering? Yeah. Okay. Excuse me. Thanks to the Christians and family. I don't know if the Christians and family. For the YouTube premium family subscription allows me to play this without an ad.

Right. Okay. Yeah. That was coming from the galley. And that probably the cockpit, too. It's quite a fuel. You can't call them there. The Fletchborn and Haley, big pod.

We want to know now when GPS gave you or someone else away. Maybe, and you always hear of cheating stories, where people forget they're still on snap maps or find friends or, you know? Mm. Uh-oh. The company cars tracking them. Yeah. Uh-oh.

So we're not just talking, cheating on, maybe you're lying about where you were to work. Yes, to work to any, just. lying? I mean, mostly it's going to be lying, isn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe it'll be a little bit of cheating. Yeah. Although when people cheat, you'd turn off kind of fine friends. Some people are really bad at cheating. Yeah, some people are

really bad at lying. Yeah, they are. Well, the reason we ask is because tire sensors that are meant to prevent blowouts. And I don't I don't have an owner car for a long time. I've rented cars every now and again, but it's blew my mind once when I was renting a car

and the dashboard was like, tire pressure low. And I was like, how does it know? Yeah, mine does that. How does it know? I love questions, but it tells you the numbers. But how does it know the tire pressure? I don't know, dude. And I don't ask.

I don't know. It's in the tire. Well, apparently the tire sensors in some cars that are meant to prevent blowouts that we're put there by Harry Potter may also be broadcasting drivers' private routines. I beg your pardon. Where I go is none of your business. So researchers showed that each one has an encrypted ID code that never changes and anyone with about $100 worth of radio equipment

can silently capture those signals to build a detailed picture of a driver's movements and shed... I mean it's spy stuff. I'm off to J-KR electronics. Yeah, I don't care enough about anyone to track them that hard. And it's probably, you know, beyond most people's ability to do this. But they're just saying it is a bit of a thing. Yeah.

But I do love... Yeah, I mean, because I used to have quite a few people on my Find My, the Apple one, the Apple one, and then they slowly sort of crop away. What's the other one? Friends, something. Three-six-five. Three-something. Yeah, some ago. Three-60. 360. Yeah. So now I've just got you two, my mum, my bestie and Dr. Shawnee for some reason.

It's important to know where Dr. Shawnee is. It's just a safety thing. It's just a safety thing. Yeah, but you hear this all the time. People like cheating on their wives and, you know, them getting a notification that they were here. Or and a lot, some people don't know, but if you use your car's navigation GPS or map, sometimes it's in the history. We just received a text message. My husband and I turn off our Snapchat location.

I'm thinking, oh. Oh, what? Because we sneak out for takeaways. And we don't tell our older kids we were going. We said we're off to 10, they zoomed in, and we were having a Mackey's. You were having a Mackey, D? And we just didn't want to have to take them to Mackey's because it was a nice little timeout for us. But now they know, so we have to turn off our...

But then that's the thing. If you log on to snap maps and the people you can usually see, you can't see, you're like, okay, so something's up. Yeah, if you're hiding from me. If you're suspecting someone and you're watching them on maps all the time and then they just turn off for an hour, that is like the biggest giveaway they're doing something dodgy. For sure. Like, why would you turn it off? You never turn it off. When you have been able to find someone for ages and then they suddenly delete you, you're like, where have you gone?

I would always get suspicious of you too when I couldn't find you on my maps. I was like, what are you hiding from me? I was on a plane and I turned my phone off because of flight mode, Haley. It's a safety thing. We need to know where you are. You're not safe in Colombia. We need to know you are okay in Colombia. This is what we want to know this morning.

0800 dials at Amazon number. Text through 966. When did GPS or tracking give you or someone else away? Who do we have quick moment just to somebody's message in how their car knows what the tire pressure is? Oh, yeah. There's a centre in the wheel valve. The wheel valve.

And it knows the tire pressure. And then it transmits it to the... To the car via Bluetooth. God, we're living in the future, right? Not the cat. Yeah. It's just crazy. The cat.

They said the valve. Well, there was the security concerns that, like, fancy tire tires on cars can, like, be hacked and reveal your whereabouts. Oh my God. And drive you over a cliff. Well, I don't know if that's possible. That's next. I think that's just the autopilot cars.

They're going to worry about. Yeah. You've always wanted to do this. It's cool. But we want to know when GPS or tracking has given you or someone away. Yeah. Maybe you were sciving off somewhere. Maybe you were lying about your whereabouts.

Maybe there was some cheating. Kimberly joins us. What happened? Hi. So one of my best friends got married. Yeah. And then about a month later, so he lives over in Australia in one part of Australia. Next thing you know, about a month later I get a message from his husband.

going, have you seen so-and-so? Is he over in New Zealand with you guys? And I said, no, he's not. He's meant to be coming over tomorrow, I believe. But no, he's not here now. And I said, why's that? And he's like, can't find him. Checked his Snapchat, you know, the way to find them on there.

Yeah. Couldn't see him. Must have been flying at the time. Okay. and then all of a sudden he popped up in another area of Australia. This is a month after his wedding. No. Goodness me.

I didn't think the gay is cheated. Oh, well. What's strange? Like the stress. Really? Light of you. Those stats don't stack up. Wait, and so you were the one that, so he's up on your snap maps,

and you had to tell his husband that he's definitely... No, the husband found it. Oh. because I was not getting involved any more than I had to. So then what was it like, where are you and why are you there? Yeah, and he was off there with another man or two or three. Oh, yes, he's there it is. The gays, they live, they live.

He was living, he was living, I tell you that much. Why did he get married then? Yeah. Well, we've asked him similar things. and the wedding and the marriage is since over because this behaviour did not stop. Oh. Did he at least like turn off snap maps

when he started cheating again? These people are thick. I think my favourite story was when he left the husband outside where he went upstairs to go and upstairs to a hotel room to go see a friend. Sorry, what? So he didn't even say like, oh, I'm going into a dentist in this hotel.

No. No. I'm just going upstairs and was up there for an hour or so while his husband was waiting outside. Oh my God. The gay's name. The gay's love. Blue my freaking mind. Does this affect your ability to be, like, best friends with this person?

It really did. It really did. Our whole friend's group, we tried to have an intervention and say, look, if you don't want to be with this person, like, that's fine. Like, just leave him. Like, he wants this to be a. monogamous relationship, you clearly don't, and that's fine. Like, if you want, how you live your life, that's

how you want to live your life. I'm not going to judge you. Like, if you want to be in an open relationship, cool, but you have to stick to the rules of your relationship and you're not sticking for them. And then that made us go, well, if he's lying to this person, is he lying to us? And then, yes,

he was. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. The gays live in. The gays, they're living. They live in. Kimberly, what a fantastic yard. great yarn. That was so good. Thank you so much. No worry.

Cool of the week, Kimberly. I was just going to say core of the week. I want a course. Oh, really? Yeah, let's do it. You spin a good yarn, buts. Thanks to Chemis Warehouse. Home of the biggest brands at the lowest price.

I'm going to sort you out a little Chemis Warehouse prize pack. Oh my God. No worries. Wait there, Kimberly. Some messages in when you've been caught on the, with GPS or tracking, or you've caught someone out. Our work cars have GPS. We used to get caught out stopping places. We shouldn't, like, sneaking home for a break or something.

My friend in the old office told, It only logged the address we're at if we turn the car off. So the idea is you get to your house you leave the car running in the driveway. Not paying for petrol. And then you're wasting company fuel. Correct.

Wow, correct. Someone said this is how I found out my friend was having her baby, always saw her on snap bats, and then she disappeared and popped up at the hospital. You're like, shit, it must be happening. Did it have the little emoji of a baby coming out? Like, whee.

Yeah, and the mum be like, SnapS does the... Snapchat does the good snapbats. Yeah, like when someone's driving. Yeah, we had a guy at work who was on ACC due to a work injury. Definitely, I know what one you're gasping at, and we're saving that one for last. That's pudding. That's pudding.

But I haven't eaten my beans. Well, here's your beans. Here's your beans. A guy at work was on ACC due to work injury. Definitely wasn't, but that's what he told ACC. Someone mentioned to a workmate that's there was company vehicle towing a boat at a lake two hours away in the weekend. We have e-roads fitted in vehicles and can track movements. And yep, sure enough, he was off boating when apparently couldn't put it.

possibly they're getting in out of trucks and diggers during the week because of this horrendous industry injury. How dumber people, eh? Fick-eathe as pig-shy. Like, go on your friend's boat in car. Yeah. Co-worker got fired, turned out the work truck had tracked them to the pub for hours every day instead of working. And when they got

the monthly report, he'd been at the pub far too often. Probably had an $800 pokey's jackpot though. Oh my gosh. And that time, maybe. My friend moved overseas. While overseas has find my friend suddenly turned off. And then rumours started swirling that he was back in the country.

Then I saw him on Tinder before you could change your location. He still denied that he was back in New Zealand. Turns out he hated London and moved back after a couple of weeks. Oh my God. You hear about people doing that? I felt a bit embarrassed. And they're embarrassed, yeah. Okay, you ready for your pudding?

Yes. Watch my husband of 25 years via shed location just on iPhones, having an affair for five months while he was away working. Every few days he'd check in. I'd ask him about his nights and days and shit. He'd lie through his teeth, built a five-month case against him and hit him with it when he returned home.

Gathering, gathering, gathering, gathering, gathering. Love a gather. Ended the marriage, but now, I'm now living my best life. Best thing that ever happened to me, I would never have left him otherwise. Thank you, Universe. Thank you, universe.

That's great. The impetus. But like, sucks that you had to go through that. But now you're happy. I know. But I bet when you were building a case. Oh, the folder on your desktop. Drag, screen cap, screencaps, screenshot, screenshots, screenshot.

Play, that ends, flesh, foreign and haley. So for our new segment called Anony Box, anna box, where we ask a question on our Instagram page, there's a question box, and it is completely anonymous, and the question is always wild. Now, we have made a new intro, we've had an intro made. We're yet to hear this. We yet to hear this.

Are we ready? Yeah. Yeah. I know na nana box box box box A na na na no no box A no no box box box box I love it I love it

I think of that's a catchy little catchy little tune And people often say their kids Love Factor of the day I mean a kid at the weekend She was two Her name was Emmy And she loves Sillet Little Pohl

That's her favourite song She told me And mum said this is What don't you tell one What your favourite song is And she's like Fletwana Howie Silllea Pong Favorite song out of all songs

All songs Wow even beating Sabrina Carpenter. She got no time for Sabrina. Has she heard Dutty Little Secret? I think a no, no, no, nope. She knows not a real song. I don't think her mom had either.

Okay. Anonna box. Catchy. Now today, the question we've asked is, have you been the side piece? Have you been the... And known that you were. Yeah. Known that they were in a relationship.

You've got no problem being with someone that is in a relationship. It's easier maybe for you. Or maybe it's not. I stand on this. I feel like... that's a you problem. That's the way I look at it as well. Is that bad porn?

That is, I mean, we stand in different points of this. It's kind of not, if I'm single, if I am single and I'm with someone and I get with someone, that's a you problem. Yeah, I'm the same. Unless I knew their partner. Absolutely not. But if I didn't know them, that's a.

It's a you problem. It's not a me problem. Also, have you ever found, have you ever done that? I've done that and then found out after. After, same, same, same, same, same. That it was a them problem. And I was like, well, that's a them problem. That's a you problem.

I didn't have all the information. It is not a me problem. Yeah, exactly. We asked us on Instagram for an honor box. People are text messaging it. Oh, I love that. Well, 966, add your story. Your take, your story?

Add your take, yeah. I was cheated on and then I became his side-chie. So she's with someone and he cheats on her And then gets with the woman that he's Cheated on her with but still keeps sleeping with the original girlfriend And she said he was good in bed But rubbish and everything else So I figured she can have all that admin bullshit

And I'll keep the good stuff Love that. Oh wow Now that's a her problem Now that's a her problem Now someone has called us morally bankrupt Oh and I am morally bankrupt I've never said I wasn't

In fact morally is the only bankrupt, I am not. You are rich immorals. Morally, I'm on the high ground. Someone said anonymous. I'm sorry, but it's not my fault that they're hot AF and heaven misses but want to experiment with guys.

I guess that's something she can't give them and why should I feel bad about that? Okay. Yeah. The gays are out there living. The gays are living. The gays and the buyers are living. The gays are on their living. Wow. All right. So, okay, let's give them some another box. Yes, I have been the

sidepiece with my director a few years ago just because it felt like I was in a movie playing out. Wow, a little workplace. How does that movie end? Probably with you and HR. Yeah, somebody's going to HR in the post-credit scene.

Yes, I have been the side person on purpose. Three married guys at once. Now that makes it sound like not all a bang on like a Tuesday night. Right. More like they've got three married guys on the go at once. Is that a kink, like that that's something that they're into, that they're hunting for? Do you think it's because then they don't have, they get the fun,

but they don't have to have the responsibility and the commitment? I don't know. Yes, I have been the side person on purpose. My best friend's brother-in-law always had a weak crush, and when he moved into their house while the girlfriend was living in Auckland, it was on. Proud of it? No. Was it great? Yes, he was. Oh, okay. Morally, who are these morally bankrupt people, am I right?

Haley and Fletch need to join Kiwi Swingers That is not what we're doing Someone messaged in Okay, when I was in my late teens I used to hook up with my friend's mum And she was married to my friend's dad What? Morally bankrupt

No That was born clapping I wasn't making I was born clapping I didn't do it Morally bankrupt Well we didn't clap I just made a withdrawal from the moral ATM

I'm still good Yeah Yes a couple of times Your morals are not my responsibility. Your morals are not my costume. My morals are not your costume. Yes, a couple of times I wanted fun and they were well, so why not? They were going to cheat anyway. It might as well have been with me.

Oh, wow. Okay. Scandless opinion. I was sleeping with a married woman who escaped a religious cult. What? Oh, okay. So she's married to someone in the cult? I don't know. They still in the cult? I don't know. Yeah. Or maybe. maybe they got out of the cold. Wow. And they were like, wow, this is what life's like not on the west coast of the South Island. Yeah.

I mean, there's only one cold in New Zealand that could be, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It might be one of our international listeners. Oh, yeah, that's true. Yeah, it's true. And on a box, have you been the side person on purpose? This person says, I didn't know about the other person. But when I found out about them, I still went back for more.

It wasn't even good. What was I thinking? Yeah. She told me I would become the main partner, which turned out not to be the case. Oh, you don't. You always hear of that, don't you? Like, oh, he's going to leave his wife for me. He's going to leave her, and it never happens.

A non-a-box, have you been the side person on purpose? Yes. Currently in two long-standing affairs with married men. One knows about the other, but other not the another mother. Oh, okay. Yes, I chased true love, and I was the side person on purpose. Now I'm married for three years with an 18-month-old, wouldn't change your thing. As a morally bankrupt person, Haley, your juror is on the floor.

Yes, I've been the side person. This dude was too jacked up on roids, so I would sleep with his wife whenever he couldn't get it up. Jacked up on roids and it wasn't working. Is it worth it at that stage? Because what are you getting jacked for? To impress... What do you mean?

What am I getting jacked for? Yeah, to get laid, right? No, to look at yourself in the mirror. Ah, I think. Okay, when you've been cheated on, it can feel like a way to take your power back. But on the other hand, sometimes it just makes you feel like a trashy piece of trash.

Morally bankrupt Marilly bankrupt I'm on a box Have you been the side person on purpose Everyone thought I did So what the hell might as well And I did Okay

I get hot, no strings attached And he isn't clingy Because he's got a wife and kids He has to go home too Yeah Huh Oh see That's perks

Okay I'm morally bankrupt But I wouldn't do that Someone said yes I don't need partner admin There's a lot of people Being like I just want what I want You can go and do whatever you want

I don't need partner admin but I want the perks. I also know I'm never going to be the first or the last that they've cheated with. So I'm not problematic and I don't cause any issues. Again, it's a them problem. Kind of gives big... Your morals are a them problem. Your morals are a you problem.

Yep. My best friend is in a dead bedroom relationship, so I've slept with them a few times. I'm the best friend ever or a while. Yeah. So that just means like... There's nothing happening in the boudoir. I've never heard that term. That's really good.

The text machine's going crazy. I like this. I sleep with my best friend. We do it in the past. want to ruin a relationship. He's getting married and is supposed to leave his girlfriend. Oh no. He's getting married soon and it's the wedding that I'm going to be at.

But I think we're meant to be. How could you go to a wedding where you are sleeping with the person getting married? I was in my late teens. I just got out of a relationship with my first love. I was out to have a bit of fun. He was never supposed to leave his girlfriend, but then he did whoopsie daisy. Ooh, okay. Upsie doodle dandy.

Hmm. This is so juicy. I was the other woman for a consultant I'm scared I'm not reading I'm trying to know This is an honour box It's supposed to be completely anonymous

On Instagram Yeah Spilled over into the text machine I was the other woman for a consultant at the hospital I found out after that he was married And he told a lot of lies And he was told to keep me a secret As far as saying his ex-wife cheated on a

daughter wasn't his daughter. But if what's going on, but if you saw his daughter, she's actually his twin, I found out then, was worried, it would impact my career, so instead I just messed with him for months until he finally had enough. Right, okay. That's a mess. That was a lot. That was a real ride. That was too much.

I think we'll leave it there because the Tets machine is absolutely flooded right now and you two can't keep up. I had a best friend. Oh my God. And someone said whiskey did it. Yeah. And you see, I'm not morally banked. I'm not morally bankrupt. No, when you read these.

Not when you read these. I'm actually a saint, aren't I? Yeah. I mean, you're not a moral billionaire. But we're morally... But you're paying your moral. I'm just moral middle class. I'm just moral middle class.

Suburban moral middle class. The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Flash foran and Haley. I had a very tired brain yesterday. I was filming something after radio all day and can't talk about it, but exciting. It's a TV show?

TV show. Because I've been telling everybody about this. Yeah, that's the third TV show you've actually spoiled. To be fair, you've got to stop telling him. Like, he told about the first one. Yeah. That's when you learn you can't trust him. But you're the fool that keeps telling him about NDA-specific projects.

Yeah, guys, guys. Well, I don't sign the NDA. So technically, your NDA is not my problem. It's not your costume. So, anyway, long day yesterday, finally wrapped filming about like 730-ish and I wanted to pop in and get a bottle of Prosecco for Patsy, Craig and I.

Yes. So I pulled in, I was in West Auckland, pulled into this little bottle-o and got my little frizzol bottle of presects. And then I came out and I was just sort of standing by my car and I was looking around and I saw a car and it was a Nissan.

And I was like, oh yeah, nice car. And I saw the car park next to it. It was the exact same car. And I love that. I'm like, oh my God, like when I park my Mazda 5 next one, Mazda 5, and it's white. Do you get embarrassed when you see the same car as yours and it's like a bit shinier and nicer? Yeah, they've kept it nicely. Yeah, that's when someone's wearing the same top as you, but they're real hot. Yeah, you're like, that's what it's supposed to look like.

That's not fair. You say that's simply not fair. Yeah, that's how they wear it. So I see these two cars next to each other. I was like, look at those two Nissons, like how dorky. They're like identical. They look exactly the same. And I kept on looking, and I was like, what is.

going on in this world because like along the next bit was like two more Nissons and I was like man Nissen must be the car of Choice out here. Yeah, Lincoln Road out here. This is crazy. And then I was like

Holy moly what the hell is this? There's more Nissans just all parked. I was about to take a photo to send you guys and be like what's the deal with all these Nissans until I realized I was looking at the car yard of the Nissans. Nissen dealership. Wait, did you park in the car dealership

to go to the bottle store? No, I was right next to it though. It was like a little pole thing and then I was there and I just You were so tired? And I was like, is anyone out seeing this? What is this like a gathering of Nissans? And yet it was because it was the Nissan car, yeah.

And I went home and went straight to sleep and didn't drink that bottle of wine. Did you just look like a crazy person that had wandered onto the lot? Me just looking around. Yeah. It's Nissan after, Nissan after Nissan.

The Z-M Podcast Network, play Z-N's Flash, One, and Haley. We want to know now, how bad was your school? Maybe it was budget. Maybe it was dodgy. Maybe there was scandal. Yeah.

Maybe when there was an ERO officer coming to do their annual or biannual report on your school, your principal had a special assembly and said, all I'm asking us for the next two weeks, please. Yes. You can go back to your usual bullshit after that, but please. I always remember when Eero was coming to school and they would all freak out. And yeah, you'd get the assembly and they would say if anyone steps out online.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you can just hear. They were groveling. They were like, please do not embarrass us in front of the people. Yeah. And you see them walking around and their suits like. Yeah. Well, the reason we asked us is because yesterday the government announced that they're unveiling a new rating system for school.

so it'll be like color-coded. It'll be a four-point scale for writing the school's performance. And it'll be on a whole bunch of like 14 different things. Okay. And green is good? Dark green is good, light green, orange and red. So I'm guessing... Red's not great.

Red's not great. Red feels alarming. Yeah. So it'll be... There'll be 14 areas including student achievement, student progress, teaching, reading and writing math and attendance. And how much we're talking to a lot. toilet papers on the roof. And how much, yeah.

How many kids are vaping in the toilet slaps? How many kids are vaping in the toilet block? Yeah, yeah. How many names have been, or initials have been scratched into windows using sharp diamonds? Yeah. Yeah. How many bunts and burners were misappropriated in science? How many baby bumps are there?

Yeah. How many cock and balls have been round up onto the rugby field? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Love this. Yeah. So this is what we wanted to know. 0800 does at M. Oh my, points, by the way, if there was something that we didn't.

down when the Aero people were at school. Doing a review. Doing a review and then someone played up. Are they already coming in? Wasn't there a story recently about a school where someone walked in because the bikes were all chained up to the bike thing and just went, bolt, a, bolt, cut a bolt, cut a bolt, cut a bolt cut a bolt cutter.

And then just walked all the bikes out. I don't know. Now that'd be disheartening. Certainly would. You've got to get your bike and you're like, my bike's gone. And everyone else's said, my bike's also gone. I had a D lock. You can't get through the D.

But somebody did. Did they? When you had the, when you... No, I had a cable. You never had a cable. You had a lock that was... Where they advertised a lock? No, they were tying up a Cessna with it.

No, that's what I've got. I've still got that. And no one's stolen my bike since I've got that one. That's like a big, hefty lock. Oh, I was just laughing at the text. My high school wasn't budget, but we did have a teacher who got arrested for cooking meth. Science said she's going to make ends meet.

Yeah. Yeah. Okay, well, 0800,000 M is our number. Give us a text, 9-696. Just how bad was your school? Did you just read 228? Is that where you laughed? We laughed at the same time reading the same text.

My medawork teacher and we're talking about your, maybe the reason you didn't get a great arrow report if you still got looked into and they're rejigging how that's all done. Yeah, the government yesterday announced a-e-to-under-based a new rating systems for school. We just want to know how bad your school was. And 228 said my meddlework teacher and I had a quiet arrangement if one of us were short on Dari's who would help the other one out here and there. And he'd always have something to light it too.

So good. Are we going to say the names of the schools? Nah. Nah. Okay. Just want to make sure that I'm on the rules. We did get a text about Morinsville though, didn't we? Did we?

Yeah, when you were out on the toilet vaugh and one came through. Hang on. We have so many. I went to, no, I don't think I can read it. Damn it. Okay. Shannon's like, no, shaking your head. We can't read it.

Okay. Aw, no fun. It's literally like a trifector of gnaudiness. And there are some that are so, so bad. They're not even really funny. It's just shocking and sad. Yeah, yeah. Christina, how bad was your school?

No names, obviously? Yeah, so someone didn't want to sit their exam, so they ended up emailing in that there was a bomb in the school. Jesus Christ. The bomb squad came out. We all got evacuated. What a waste of time. Because Al-Qaeda have always wanted to bomb a school exam, eh?

Yeah, yeah. My high school was next to the American Embassy, and every now and then we used to get a bomb, like an actual one. Right. And a bomb three, we'd get the day of school, but not a student ringing in.

Yeah. Did they get caught? Um, I don't actually know. They never said if they got caught or not. Probably did it found out it was a student. Probably did it from an email cafe. Yeah.

Oh, they paid $2.50 an hour. Yeah. Park up next to some guy. This is real cute. Someone said, and we've all been there. Our school's workshops were Photoshop

or photocopies of other photocopies of other photocopies of other photocopies of other photocopys worksheets. Yes. And so it was just really hard to even read what the question was, let alone like fill it out. Anonymous, how bad was your school? Good morning. Good morning.

Good morning. So we got the assembly with the speech and everyone beyond their best behaviour. Oh, because the people were coming. Arrow was coming. Yes. Okay. Yeah. And day one of them arriving, a massive fight broke out on the school field.

and the teachers are standing up. We had a balcony that overlooked our school field. And the teachers are standing up there with their megaphones trying to break it up from there. Right. So that wasn't working. So the cops sent it up being called to come and break up the school fight. Wait, so it was so many people in so long that the police,

the timeline went, the teachers tried to stop it, didn't work, had time to call the police, had time for the police to get there to break it up. All on the lunch break. There was about 80 people involved. That's what I mean, I've gone. The students had wonderful stamina. Fighting's very high. Great cardio.

That's a green light with the new system. It is green light for PE. A green light. And were the Aero people there watching? I believe that they were also having lunch at the time but were around. Oh, okay. But from that point forward, there were definitely certain people that when they would come, would get eight days off school just to sit at home and not be there.

Oh, my God, wait. The adjutators. The agitators were identified and given time off. They sent the shipbags away for eight days because they knew that. Was it a suspension? Oh, there was a suspension after the fight, but from the years after that, anyone who was known to be a troublemaker got time off school.

That's insane. You did speak a lot about this fight. Where were you? Were you in the fight? Yes. And were you one of the eight that got time off when they came back? Yes. Can I ask Anonymous, was this a co-ed or a single-sex school?

No, it's co-ed. Co-ed. Co-ed. Okay. Was it girls and guys fighting or just the girls? Yeah, no. Oh, my God. Hey, they wanted equality.

They can get in the same school brawl. Yeah, true. Anonymous, I'm just going to put the music up and we're going to go off here and I'm going to ask, well, we need to know what school it is. Hayley and I need tonight. Hang on one moment, please, listen. One moment, listeners. Oh, not what I expected. Back on here. Back on here.

How long ago? Oh, like 15 years. Vaughan's just saying if there's a Google News story about that one. Anonymous, thank you so much. Stay out of those fights and on. Anna joins us. Anna, how bad was it at your school? We, I don't even know why, but everyone had this thing with the rubbish bins

and all kinds of weird things were found in the rubbish bins but at one stage people decided to start setting fireworks off in the rubbish bins and at one point it got it went horribly wrong and the metal and woodwork buildings all burnt down Oh my god! They meant burnt down, like caught fire and actually... No, Anna, did they ever catch who did it? Yeah, they definitely did and the whole thing burnt down.

And I mean we had to have, like, the replacement, like, porticom's come in for about a year. Because there were no buildings left. And was that kid expelled? Yeah, for sure. Yeah. Is he, do you reckon he's still paying off the middle and woodwork wing at, like, a dollar a week or something?

Honestly, I dread to think where this kid's gone down. Yeah. I'll be giving that a red hot place. Was he also one of those kids that would turn his eyelids inside out? Because I reckon the kid who was always doing that. I was probably been in prison for a day. Or the kid that could do a whole time. two-minute noodle through their nose and back out through their mouth.

Oh no, they're actually earning tons of money online now. On Only fans, yeah, I bet they are. The noodle suckers. And Anna, thank you. Messages on, I don't even know where we start. There's been so many. There was a rumor going around that one of the teachers was sleeping with a seventh form and no one believed it, but then one day the teacher and that student just stopped coming to the school.

To this day, 16 years later, don't know if it's true or not. Really, wow. I'll say teachers sleep with students is a bit of a theme on the text. Wow, okay. There was black mold in one section of the C-block building so they had demolish. the middle of the school. Apparently it was that kind of blackmail. Yeah.

The AI horticulture teacher found little weed plants growing in the incubator at the back of the classroom. The police came and had to have a chat with us. So someone was like, this would be perfect. I just planned some weird.

I don't think this is a reflection on the entire school, but some boys did find out a drama teacher and an adult film online. My goodness. Wow. It's unsearchable now, isn't it? Do you know what, though?

At least you've got a drama teacher that actually acted. Because I feel like a lot of drama teachers school haven't been in any. Those who can't teach. Yeah. Oh, she did. She did.

She did. She did. I seen it. And in high school, the drama teacher had an affair with a student and his wife was the principal. Oh my God. I went to a very fancy school.

Yeah. And we once had a bunch of new student teachers. And rumor has it. They, and rumor had it. They all ended up being undercover cops trying to bust a drug ring. That is the plot for that... 21 Jump Street.

Yes. That is not true. They were students. They weren't student teachers in that way, then they. They were students, yeah. Who looked way older than... And Sam has never been kissed. There was Drew Barrymore back at school. Yes.

We need more information on that. 4, 5, 6. Are you been a silly billy? Or was this actual thing? Or was this actually true? We need more. That's a fascinating. story. We had a bully, somebody else said we had a bullying scandal in 2011. The

PE teacher sleeping with the year 13 and being censored. And another teacher having a viral video of them chugging six vodka cruises and throwing up. It's all on the internet, guys. That's the dangerous thing. It is all. Fodka cruises, love.

I went to a small girls school. That's a small girl school. Not just a school. I thought it was a small for girls. Short. Yeah, no. I wouldn't be allowed in. I went to small girls school, one of my teachers got done for selling drugs to students, but they let him stay because they just couldn't find anyone to replace them.

Like, that's how bad the teacher's shortage is. Yeah. We had a corner of the school where the teachers turned a blind eye to a lot of activities, so that's where you went to smoke your siggies, and there was even a couple of teenage pregnancy insiniscated in that corner of the school. My goodness. At an all-boys

school. I know. A miracle. My school in the UK was so bad. We had a police officer stationed there. Yeah. Our geography teacher got done drink driving on three different times on the way back from the pub after lunch.

We had the people This is the end of that story. The people the UK had a police officer based at their school. We had the people who sing a pizza hut Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut, McDonald's. We had them come to our school and perform.

Boys were letting off multiple fart bombs and silly string was going everywhere. And then people were voluble. and the singers fell on slipping on the silly string. The fire brigade had to come when we all got evacuated. Safe to say we never got anyone famous back. Oh, McDonald's, McDonald's. Kentucky fried chicken and a pizza hut.

How bizarre. Our principal got arrested for fraud. We had a special assembly because someone took a shit on the principal's car. I mean, come on. Someone must have seen something. Come on. I went to a very fancy expensive private school. a couple of kids who got caught with drugs,

so the police were with drug dogs came in. They decided to line up our entire school and said anyone who is in possession of drugs must step forward now, and the drug dogs have already been through the dorm, so don't bother lying. Over half of the school stood forward. So many messages,

recently someone hacked my boys college student portal and signed them all up to an adult website. So when you logged into the portal, it took them straight to the adult site. Oh my God. That wasn't in the news. Why wasn't that in the news? Local politicians' kid was pooping in the common room dishwasher

on more than one occasion? That's a Nats cat, eh? That's a big act, young act or young late. It could be a green party. Who knows? Who knows? I'm big dishwasher companies. Big dishwasher.

Big dishwasher. My ex-military physics teacher got fired during COVID for corporal punishment of the year nine's and tens. We're back to smacking. Corporal punishment, smacked them. During COVID too, so they were learning from home. He was going around to their houses and smacking them. There's so many incredible stories. We just do not have time for all of them.

Do we get a follow-up to the undercover cops? What about first 15? Fed a weed brownie to the science teacher. That's so naughty. It's so naughty. You don't accept seven food. Have a brownie. We're all having it.

We had a new teacher start. Someone's like, man, she looks familiar. Found some photos of her in a rather compromising position online with a baking theme. Oh, that's lovely. Oh, like, interesting. Nice and long thing. You've got to find your angle, don't you, and run with that. I can verify the adult portal story.

My kid goes there and that happened. Oh, my, how was that in order than you? That's crazy. So they would long onto the school, Paul and automatically takes them to. Yeah. Huh. The Z&M Podcast Network. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day.

It's the Irish all this week for Fact of the Davis. Patrick's Day. To all those that are partook yesterday. Man, I tell you what, it's been a while since I've been at a pub that was cranking. I'll go to a pub for a Guinness. and it's a nice, quiet, relaxed, goodness. This one was cranking in all that these children were coming in. Yeah, right.

And they were all getting ID and they were all getting let in. And I was like, holy shit, is this what first year uni students look like now? Yes, straight up, look like children. Straight up. And you know, they're all dressing like how, I was dressing 20 or whatever years ago, and I was the first year uni students. It's ridiculous. Is this one of your aging crises that you're having right now?

It is confronting, even for me, like significantly younger than you. Yeah. By a chunk, a fair chunk. Yeah. And only 26 years younger than me, only four years older than my oldest daughter. I was going to say, yeah, that's going to be your daughter that's going to be going to be going to bars soon. As long as she doesn't do what a lot of people were doing last night, obviously enjoying their first Guinness not familiar with the tradition.

They would get it and, of course, you've got to let the Guinness settle. You have to let it. They were drinking it when it wasn't settled. Amateurs. And taking the little sips. Amateurs. Little sips. Today, dealing with the Irish, we want to talk about the arts.

Because Ireland punches way above its weight in music. for its population It's got a huge number of globally successful musicians including but not limited to regardless of where you stand on you too It's hard to deny that you too Bono

Bono! Bono! It's me Bono! They've got a couple of good songs Sunday's a good song Some of their oldest are. Oh do you remember when Apple put it on all of our iPods and iPhones? I think that just backfite It made the world not like them

Yeah In his silly little glasses So he's got an eye condition And one of them's called The Edge. Yeah, we don't say that word. No, I know. That's why I'm not into you. One of them's called The Breeze and one of them's called The Rock.

It's a really weird thing. They're all named after radio stations. And Bono. You two, Inya. Yes. Van Morrison, who wrote brown-eyed girl. Is he Irish? He's Irish.

Shannade O'Connor. R-O-P. R-P. We had some Shnade last night at the pub. The cranberries? The Cranberries, correct. The Coors? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Helium and breakfast And Hosia I don't know Hosia was Irish Really? Take me to church How did you not know he was Irish It's one of the hottest things about him

Is that he's Irish? Yeah I didn't know that They've looked into it There's been like studies into why It's something in the water It's the strong folk music traditions A lot of their stories

Were told by song Right Rather than like written and boring stories A lot of them written by song And communal singing was massive the Welsh will tell you about it. I'm sorry, did you say Boys on or Ronan Keating?

I didn't say boys on or Ronan Keating. How dare you? Can you bring up my, I'm just feeling the move for some Irish. You didn't say be witch. Yeah, no, you didn't. Dude. Thank you. Thank you for the Inia.

I feel like you should play the cranberries instead. Let Inya for a moment. How good is Enya, she's like, who can see when her all goes. It's terrible music. It's one of the. She's one of the highest selling Irish artists of all time and Will Not Tour. Will Not Tour Live?

Why not? She can't do it live. But it doesn't stop at music. Probably. Did you know Dracula is an Irish creation? Bram Stoker was Irish. Galiver's Travels, Waiting for Godot. That famous stage play.

Yeah. So, you know, in the arts, the Irish battle, they bat well above their weight. And it's because the gift of the gab, you know. We talked about that with the Blondy's done earlier in the songs. just expected when you're Irish to be able to deliver a... What about Irish actors? Killian Murphy? Just let me check.

Jamie Dornan. I'm dealing with that on Friday. Famous... Okay, well, you just ruined a couple there, didn't you? Yeah. Well, let's stop talking about it. He looks a bit funny at the moment. Yeah.

I know he's doing it for the ringgo. Yeah. But I would have... I would have suggested a wig so I could live life without that. I love, love. It's a lot. Life. So today's fact of the day is per head of population

You can't argue that the Irish know how to sing a tune Fact of the day D-Dade-Dade-Dadee D-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Doo-Dily-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di-Di The Z-M Podcast Network Play Z-Ns, Fletch, Fawn and Haley. I'm a bit of a shamble at the moment. I've got a lot on the go.

Well, you're getting ready for your new comedy show. You're making it. Yeah, it's great. Thanks to everyone who's bought tickets to my tour, by the way. Haley Sprout or comfort tickets if you want to get them. It blows my mind, you comedian. You comedians. And we had Ursula in the other day. You sell these tickets for these big shows, and then you haven't done the show yet.

It's wild. Like, the show you're doing in Australia was last year's show. So that's done. So everyone who's bought a ticket this year is probably coming back from having seen last year. year's show. No promise that this year's show will be as good or hopefully better. Yeah.

Because the rule of diminishing returns. Says that it has to get bad at some stage. Yeah, and I think my shows each year have gotten better. And so at one point... Tip in point. I tell you well, sprawl on the prowl. The name of money show, this year will not be that year. Are you happy, you're excited about this year show?

Well, it's everything that you want to know. Yeah. That can't be set on air. Yeah, it is, isn't it? Yeah. So that's why it's sold so well. In fact, you two needn't bother coming. No.

You know it all. I know everything. In fact, I'm thinking about doing just like a little hiring a conference room and just people can just pay and I'll just give them the goss. Goss. Yeah. Give them the goss with Fletch and Vaughan. Yeah. No, Vaughan and Haley.

Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just of the last. Yeah, that's going to be, now that's a law of diminishing returns. Yeah, yeah. Sure. So, yeah, I've got a lot on the go at the moment. And it's what has been annoying me is my.

my wardrobe, like all my clothes have just been every, you know, when you just get into that mode of clothes off, clothes on and everything's a mess and nothing's organized and nothing fits and there's too much. More of a floor wardrobe as well. And I've got a beautiful wardrobe and it's just not, and it's just, and every day I've come home and gone, this wardrobe's doing my head in and I just am like, I've got to go to bed. Yeah.

I get up early. So I haven't been able to deal with it. And I came home yesterday and I had to sort of sit down with my parents and say, oh gosh, sorry, I've been, I've been a bit stroppy recently. I've a bit overwhelmed with a lot going on. And I said, you know, just keep making all these piles around the house and not dealing with them. And mum said, well, go check out your piles.

And I said, have you sorted my piles? She said, I sorted your piles. And I went into the wardrobe and it was all put away. Oh, wow. Everything. And if I opened the drawers and she had, like, folded it all and organized it all. Like, even my undies, there was like a, she's like, you've got so many G-strings. And I was like, why wear them to the gym?

They're very comfortable. I can't imagine my mum just, my mum saying you're too many G-strings. Or just going into my room and just being in my house and tidying my room, she'd just go out and do something. Well, I don't know. I know. Like, she just knew that it was taking its toll on me. The space was muddying my brain.

And then, so she was, you got too many G-strings. So I've popped them all in the sack. So when you need a new, a pair of undies, there's the undies. And when you need a G-string, you go into the G-sack. Yep, okay. I've got my G-sack. And I've got this and all the T-shirts folded. It's actually my DJ name, G-sack.

G-sack. Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-sick at the back of a track. Big in the 2000s. That's all he did. Anyway, so I was like, this is great. Like, I could feel the weight off my shoulders, but then she brings out this basket. She was like, we need to talk about this.

And it is a basket of things that my mother found through my drawers that she deems no longer acceptable. I'm talking... And there's a whole washing basket full. Yeah, I'm talking t-shirts that look, she said grey. And I was like, well, I can't have a t-shirt that looks like it stinks, like Vaughan. The one that's sort of like piss-piss-gray. Then...

Yellow-white? Yeah, yellow-white. Yeah, yellow and grey. Actually, I haven't seen that t-shirt for a while. We burned it. I was going to say, is it to sabotage? Yeah, there has been. I'm talking undies that, you know, we were a bit sort of burnt out and raggedy, perhaps a little bit bleached.

And then she pulls up a couple of pairs of pyjama bottoms that have had for years. And she just goes, do you even want to get laid? Wow. She's made a basket of stuff that has to go in the bin. And I don't have a get, I don't get a say. I said, oh no, but not that. I like this T-shirt.

She's like, no, it's going in the bin. She makes decisions. She should offer people. Bin, we're talking garage rags or not not suitable to donate. We're talking in the bin. I don't think you're bleached knickers. No, I don't think so. I don't even think they should be put in landfill, to be honest.

What do I do with them? The asbestos people. I get a professional remover. The Benzcast Network. We knew this, we've talked about Gen Z, quiet quitting, kind of pulling back on their jobs, whereas we, millennials, we were like, I'll just rinse myself to the bone.

Not all of us. Have you been a pull back? I've never... I don't know if you could pull back from not really pushing in. From BMM. Yeah, yeah. To pull back, you needed to put in, and I've really not put it.

You try to pull back, but there's a brick wall behind you. Someone asked me how the extra hour of work's going, because we work from 9 till 6 to 10 now, around 6 to 9, and I was having a good whinge about it, then I realized I was talking to two nurses and a teacher, and I really had to pull back. It's good to have perspective. I had to pull back a little bit.

God, having to laugh with my friends for another hour? Terrible. You've got no idea, nurse. How is your night shift? Anyway, Gen Zia calling this, and I like this term, career minimalism. So it's a balance over hustle approach. Right. We were hustlers, right?

We're like, I've got to get a job, then I'm going to get another job. I'm going to make all this money. I'm going to do this. And then even though my job ends at five, I'll take it home and I'll do this. And they're saying, absolutely not. They're going for career minimalism. Your career is the smallest part of your life. And ooh, don't take your job home?

Yeah. Like, don't. I should no longer be no prep. We do work for the radio station. We do work a little bit at home. We do work a little bit at home. So don't put ideas in her head. Right.

She'll get all Gen Z and she won't do anything. Yeah, and if I don't write jokes at home, I'll have to get up on the comedy stages and stand there. See what happens. I don't think it's every Gen Z though, is it? No, but job insecurity is hot. The Gen Zs that are like the triers are so insufferable. The triers.

They're really like the movers and shakers and the crypto bros and the... Yeah, pull back. Oh, they need to pull back. They're sufferable. So they're living in a time. I mean, we're all living in this time, but this is their main existence. We've kind of been in a more stable life than they have.

So job insecurity is very high. Dream job forever thing. That doesn't really exist. They're just looking for a job now to pay for their life that they want to live. AI is like, don't train too hard at this. It's going to be a waste of time soon. I'll just swoop in there and take it.

Look, if you were going to study, what would you do now? Plumbing. Trades. Do the trades. Which we were always told not to do. Yeah, ooh, only the dumb kid. No. No.

The smartest. Have you seen an electrician's car? It's the nicest car. They're going for flexibility, mental health, work-life balance, and genuinely, as a result of them having career minimalism, they're happier than us. And I can hear it in the tone of my voice. You sad, old, withered millennial. You sad old, withered millennial. And you, Vaughan.

You're the saddest, most withered of a sort of. Why are you coming for me? So you're not sad. And you look like you're bad at sex. And your face says, I don't know how to have sex properly. I've had some great feedback. From who? I've had great feedback.

Oh, and we are yet to hear it. This is a face that knows how to do sex. As a. Watch it. Show us the receipts. Oh, what is that? This face knows. He's seen things.

God, maybe we should go to Brinklin's roast. It's fun. It is fun. It is fun. Let's roast. Vaughan. No. The ZM Podcast Network

Play ZM's Flashawn and Haley. Hey you on the phone I bet I can guess your mum's name. We welcome to Bet I can guess your mum's name Rebecca.

Good morning, Rebecca. Good morning. How are we? Really good now. Vaughan's just kind of earthing himself now. Could I? I just need a spiritual connection.

Talk just before we have our earthing. Somebody's message me. KB messaged me. She said, I love. I bet I can guess your mum's name. Here you play.

this morning. I've got a question I've always wanted to put forward to one of the people. Oh, okay. Are you going to allow that question? Well, no, I'm going to ask you whether or aren't the questions allowed. Is your mum's name in a song? Don't answer that question, Rebecca. That's a great question. No, I think that limits it too much. Because it's not a vibe thing, eh, it's a definitive

Because there's only Hey Jude, Caroline. Jude was a boy. Yeah, but Jude could now be Judy Bailey. Jude could also be. Yeah, Judy. But the Jude and the Beatles song was a there's, hey, they're delightful. Yeah, yeah. It's actually Delilah with Tom Jones as well.

Dear Prudence. It would be Delilah. Yeah. No, it's too specific. I'm sorry. Okay. Well, you asked Fletch, but Fletch, from my perspective. I will not allow it.

KB. There's your answer to your question. Well, I don't want to overall a woman. I will. I will. This woman's supporting. I'm a girl, women's supporting women. Shut up.

No. Okay, well, we won't answer to ask that question. We'll let's undo some grounding now, Rebecca. Yeah, there, Rebecca? I am, it's sending good vibe. Do you want to have a little hum? We'll have a little... Okay.

Are you whereabouts are you? If you put your feet on the ground and we're going to connect to Earth or are you in a car because we can't connect through rubber? In the car. Okay, we're going to have to air connect then. Like an airdrop connect.

Okay, so air drop connect. You start humming, we join in a harmonise. And by the way, this works way better if everybody else listening does it too because then we create a mesh network. Oh, I love this. And we'll connect to the mum's name. I love this.

Okay. Hmm. Hmm. Yes, that was lovely. Beautiful. All right, let's do this thing. First question for you, Rebecca. What are your mum's siblings names?

We've got Bridget and Andrew. Bridget and Andrew. Oh, poor. Put Elizabeth in the... Yes. Okay. Is his mum's name, maybe? Charles.

Charlie. We'll put Diana down. Charlie's. Put die down. Hit me with the royal names you got your Margaret's. Beatrice. You reckon? Valmowena.

I bet it's Beatrice now. You question me. If you're going to put Beatrice Farmoina, you've got to put Dame Valerie Adam. Yeah, put Valerie down. Yep. Track and field. Queens. Yeah.

Victoria. I put Elizabeth in Victoria. Because those are quite, they feel classic British, don't that? Bridgety. Ann, Anne and Margaret. I love Anne, Queen Anne. Princess Anne, sorry. She never was Queen, was she?

No. Um, she's an old, she's a daughter brand. Anne, is it Queen Anne? Chocolate fish. The chocolate fish. Yeah, Queen Anne's. Best chocolate fish in the world. But our current, Princess Anne isn't, has never been Queen, but there has been Queen Anne.

I'd just like to make a statement she has nothing to do with the chocolate fish. Princess Anne has Texan she wants to distance herself from the chocolate fish. Well, she's she she shillen. It's Queen Anne short for Queen Andrea. No, she's Anne. Queen Angela. Anne. Anne. Put them down.

Put them down. Next question. Take this seriously, please, Warren. We will find out all this time. It was short for Adriana or something. Anyway, what's Mum's favourite colour? Oh, she loves a burgundy and like a teal blue. Oh, Burgundy and teal.

Hello, Tanya. Tanya would love a teal bedspread, I reckon. Yeah, and a Tracy. Did you put a sonya down? A sonya. Sonia loves burgundy. You're right. Yeah, she does.

I'm thinking... Diana? We have one of our first ones because of the religious connection. Janet, Jen. Royal connection. Jenny, Jen. Not Jenny.

It'll be Jenna. It's not Jenna. It might be Paula. Yeah. Paula loves good. Yeah. She got a sort of a bright... Bold.

Yeah. Black color, didn't she? Until she joined National and had to go all blue. All blue on blue. It's not her color. She had to go Ruth Richardson blue. What is your mom's...

What's... What's the last movie your mom watched? Oh, period drama for sure. Oh, okay. Yeah, I couldn't tell you which one it is. A bit of pride and prejudice. Okay, so what are the Bronte sisters' names? Emily.

Emile. Sheeniqua. Shinnequa. And Brontesaurus. Yeah. Charlotte and Emily. Soros. That really tickled me.

That really tickled me that, did. Can you put Brontesaurus on the list? Do you know, that would be a fun game to play. What's your mom's favorite dinosaur? Yeah. One of the questions. Yeah. In fact, next time we play this, can someone remind me to ask them what their mum's favorite dinosaur is?

Yep, sure. What do you reckon your mum's favourite dinosaur is, Fletch? Oh, I don't know. My mum are about it. That's what her answer would be able about. Really think about it. Maybe the big one with the big neck that eats, um, leaves. That's a brontosaurus.

I reckon Bev might like those. Yeah, or brachosaurus. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, they haven't asked mum either that, really. I want everybody, actually, everybody listening to your homework is to ask your mum what her favourite dinosaur is. I'm just going to text. my mum now because I'll forget.

Okay, I'm going to text my mum, do you have a favourite dinosaur? What's your favourite dinosaur? Wait a minute. How about Phil we are getting a little sign tracked here? Yeah, but this is funny. Do you want to know or do you not want to know? Sorry. Text your mother.

Do you have it? Text your mother. Because bears very good at texting back. Do you have a favourite dinosaur? Okay. I've just missed. Okay. Did that give us any names?

What about some characters from Jurassic Park? Okay. Jeff Goldblum. Jeff Goldblum. Put Jeff Goldblum on there. Female. Laura Dern. Laura.

Laura. Laura down. Yes, perfect. There we go. Laura. Okay, next question. There wasn't a lot of females in Jurassic Park, was there? No.

No, not a lot of... Proving again, leave males to their own devices and we'll all get eaten by dinosaurs. Well, they attract dinosaurs. Woman. Do they? Yeah. Before there were bears. Yeah.

It's because we bleed. Their periods attracted dinosaurs. Ellie. Can you put Ellie because that was Laura's character. Ellie. Can you tell me what the girl's name was? She's like a full old, like an adult now. But she would play the daughter, the niece.

Oh, yeah. Jurassic Park. characters. 1993, Jerusalem. What's the red-headed girl? Lex. Lex. Alex. Alex.

Yeah. I don't think it's going to be that with the siblings' names. Last question? No, no. What year was your mum born? 1973. Hell of it, yeah. She's young.

Wow, your mom's almost the same. They just fletch. I will stab you in the throat with this pen. Wow. Someone's going through menopause. Moody bitch over here. Are you hot? Are you making irrational decisions?

We'll put Fletchis on there Fletcher's female name. Carla, I'll go Carla Because that's his memory Okay, do that. And finally, what's mum's specialty? Because I would say my mum's specialty is laundry. My mum can get a stain out of anything.

Her laundry always smells amazing. My mum specialty is cooking. Sexist. Oh, she's just you. Mines is welding. Well, sorry, I don't know that bit of welded. Yeah, thank you. What's your mum's special day?

She's really into craft and, like, needle coins and... She got a spotlight membership? Put Shannon on there because Shannon likes crafter. Has she got a spotlight membership? She does. You bet she does. Put spotlight on there. She does.

Helen. Okay. Puponina. I didn't also... Put her nina. Okay, Benina. Yeah. I also didn't do our mum's names, which I can just quickly have.

And also a Karen. Always put a Karen down. Yes. Now, a lot of names to run through. Look how shocking my writing's got. Yeah, it's terrible. Rebecca, Bourne now has 15 seconds to try and guess your mum's name. I put down Rebecca, how ridiculous.

No, some people name their kids after themselves. Yeah, Rebecca the second. Men usually. Yeah, me. Ecotistical manias. Okay, Rebecca, Vaughn has 15 seconds to try and guess your mum's name. If you hear your mum's name, yell out. Stop!

That's my mum's name. Your time starts now. Diana, Margaret, Beatrice, Valerie, Elizabeth Victoria, Andrea, Angela, Tanya, Tracy's... Which one? Which one? Angela. Oh my God, the rest of it was just a waste of time. God, we went through all that dinosaur palava

for nothing. Why didn't you stop us, Rebecca? She can't stop us. She's like, guys, guys, guys, I'm going to go to work. Guys, stop. You've got it in the first question. Okay, well, Rebecca, congratulations. You've won $100 cash and you have triggered

the bonus round. While you're on the phone I'll have a go I guess in your dad's name You've triggered the bonus around One guess for dad's name So Patrick

Patrick Patrick and Ange I'm not mad Patty and Ange Is it? It's Irish I can feel it

Oh because of the Irish I can feel it in the poo I've needed to take for two hours Because I drank five guinuses last night I can feel it It's in there Wanted to come out I think it's got to be something more

Ang. Michael. Stephen. Oh, Angie and Mike. Mike. Mike and Angela. Michaelangelo.

That's why. Michael Angelo. It's Michael Angelo. The Ninja Turtle. Raphael is another ninja turtle. I'm singing the artist. Donna. Okay, Vaughn, make a guess.

One guess at the dad's name. It's Mike. No. Oh. Oh, what is it? Sean. Sean. We would never got there.

Sean. Sean's Irish. Sean. And it's two members of the. the gag of why went Mike. Sure. Yeah, Shawnee. Well, Rebecca, unfortunately,

missing out on the cash there, but $100. But I can guess your mum's name. Congratulations. The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's. Flesh, One and Haley. I want to know when you fell for someone

that you shouldn't have. Maybe they used to date someone that you know or are related to. Someone at work. Someone at work? Well, this is the story someone was sharing online of falling in love with their boss, pursuing their despite the boss originally being like,

we can't do that. Pursuing them to the point that they got together, they dated for a while, that fell apart, and now they're working in a superior, inferior role, and it just was such a shambles, this woman had to leave her job. It wasn't forced to leave by him, but it was just such a nightmare.

Matching that all together. But she couldn't resist for a while, just couldn't, even though she knew it was wrong. And absolutely, yeah. Yeah. Stuffed at all up. You know when there's like two best friends and like they're always hanging around and then like the friend falls for his sister? Yes.

And the brother's like, don't you dare. That's my sister. That's my little sister. Yeah, I know of that happening a couple of times. Oh yeah, for sure. Yeah. Yeah, there were a couple of my brother's friends that I would have loved to have. But my brother was like, no, don't you dear.

And you respected that. His friends respected it. I tried. You just. I arrived. So the way the story actually goes is you got rejected by two of your brother's friends. No, they were

respecting, they wanted me. They were respecting my brother's orders. I think they were like, thank God she's related to say it. I'm sorry, I read the situation. I'd have to reject her on minger grounds. That is not the situation. They wanted it. Well, this is what we want to know this morning

and you can text in 9-6-9-800-diles at M is the number. When did you fall for someone that you definitely shouldn't have? If you've been listening for a while, we said to tick some things off. We've just seen some shorts that we're going to talk about soon. Really ridiculous. And Patsey's favourite dinosaur is a T-Rex.

My mum hasn't messaged me back where her favourite dinosaur is. Fingers crossed her triceratops. Yeah, mum said autotu-a-tata. Oh, okay. She's got shown a technicality there. They have been around since the age of the dinosaur. Anyway, tickies. Now, we want to know right now,

when did you fall for someone that you shouldn't have? You've made a situation bad. We talked about a work romance that went wrong. She ended up having to leave her job because it was too awkward after hooking up with her boss. Who should you not have fallen four? We got some Instagram responses on these bad boys. Cat says the boss's nephew.

But French Lebanese, dark skin, light eyes. A French lesbian. No, no, Lebanese. From Lebanon. Right. Of Lebanon. Big difference. French Lebanese.

A couple of letters. French Lebanese. Dark skin, light eyes. French lesbian, hairy armpits. Hard to say no. About eating a baguette. How good would a lesbian, Lebanese lesbian being?

Confusing, though. Lebanese lesbian, good alliteration, though, isn't I? This is my Lebanese lesbian. That's how I would introduce it. Lila and they're a little lebanese lesbian. Lina, the little Lebanese lesbian. On a lilo.

On a lilo. Lila, Lila the little Lebanese lesbian lesbian lying on a Lilo. Have we just invented the greatest new tongue-tied twister of all time? Yeah. It's fantastic. I shouldn't have fallen for a senior in my company.

She worked in another team, but we ended up getting together. Goodness me. That's another Lebanese. Really? Because that message came to us from a lady. It was about a lady. Uh-oh. My best friend's husband.

See, that's... That's... You just... That's not good. But the heart. That's not good. The heart wants, isn't it? Anonymous, too, instance, anonymous.

Who did you fall for that you shouldn't have? My best friend's brother Oh no And how did she take that? We don't talk anymore How long were you with the Yeah brother We're 10 years later

A couple of kids in an engagement Wait and she's still not over it No Can she be happy for you that he's happy and you're happy? I don't know She's stiff And she's got nieces and nephew She's got nibblings

We haven't spoken to each other in June. What? What happens at Christmas? What happens here? It's a step-sister, so it's like... We can get rid of her. She does in a death. Right, okay.

I actually check she's not stuck in the washing machine. She might be cool. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, Donovan. You too. Who should have you have fallen for are always the barista. Oh, yes.

They're always cute, strong forearms, tattoos, septum. Yes, a lovely bit of facial hair and there for me in the morning. Oh, yes, I love a hot barista. There's that one that you tried to hit on though and he didn't. No, I did hit on a bristair once and we did.

And he was hot if he wanted me. He didn't. And he wasn't even friends with your brother. He actually was just like. He was like your brother said I can't. Now your brother said I can't. How did you know how about have a brother? Would you prefer I get the minger out?

Yeah, no, just stick with the brother one. Yeah, for my ego, please just sick to the brother joke. My hinge date's friend. So they went on a hinge date and they fell for the hinge date's friend. That was on an anklet. So they'd be monitored by the Department of Justice. What? What a first date accessory.

And not single. But come on, I can change them. I was out at the weekend. And I saw it and he had a calf, not a tattoo of a calf. He had a tattoo on his calf. I was like, that's a cool tattoo. And I pointed out. Then I realized he was on an ankle bracelet on, like a monitored one.

And it looked like a calf. I was like, monitor. Monotter. Dangerous man. I saw a guy running around the bays with his ankle monitor on. I was like, good on you, mate. Get out. He wasn't a Apple watch on his ankle because you can't get a pulse there.

Yeah, it could be. My best mate's little sister moved in as my flatmate. We lasted a couple of months with no hanky-panky before going to an Ed Shearing concert last minute, and it romanced us into the bed. Oh, okay. When your legs don't work. I've used to before. Because they're shaking.

I was so scared to tell my best friend, but he's all, it's how you know you've done a good job. It's how I know I'm good at sex. He was so scared. Tell your face. I've got to know what it is about my face. I got to know what it is about my face. It makes me not like, look at.

It's all of it. It's the construction of it, the composition of it. Why is it the construction of the face? It's just, it just says. What if the eyes were further apart? It would help. It would help. It's not the nose, right?

It's not the nose. No, it's not the nose. No, it's the noise in relation to everything. Okay, God damn it. So then I was scared to tell my best friend about the Ed Sharon experience, but he's all for it and couldn't be happier for us. Oh, that's nice. That's nice. That's nice.

I fell for my high school heartbreak. He broke my heart in high school. Ten years later, I fell for him again. Been together three years now with a four-month-old after friends and family warned me not to go there again. Oh, nice. Always changed. Yeah. One of my best friends' brothers, he knew I liked him, and he liked me too.

two years difference. I was third form. Asked my friend permission to date him and she denied us. Oh yeah. Fast forward two years, still in love with him. Asked with permission again and she said, okay then.

We dated for a year until he left school to go to university and that was the one that got away. Oh, you'll think about him to the day to die. It's referred back to the high school heartbreak person who 10 years later met up and rekindle it. That could be you. Tracked them down. I, um, uh,

oh, whoa. Okay. I fell for the gym trainer who, who later accused me of stalking and got me banned from the gym. What? There is a follow-up to this one. I saw it.

Might I add, I was not a stalker. He lied to me about everything including his age, his life story and who he was with and he ended up being a thief and had stolen money from the gym and clients and still wouldn't come claim

that he was a liar with all the proof in front of him. What? Why? You fell for the musly bad boy. That's what happened there. So easy to do. So easy to do.

So easy to do. So you're going to, what's that leg machine you lie down and the ass is kind of up. I know. The leg curls. Yeah.

The leg curl machine. No, the hamming curls. The hamstring curls. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're faced down. It's a vulnerable position. The hottest machine at the gym is where you strap in and you hip thrust up.

Tomorrow, tomorrow, join us on the show. What is the hottest machine at the gym? Play Z-M's Fleshhorn and Haley. Trying to keep on trend with the fashions. This is fashion used, by the way. Fashion is my passion. You wouldn't know it at the moment. I've really just...

I'll let yourself go. What is today? Black T-Shtie. shirt. I've become... Did he just say? Yesterday you said I wasn't that big. I'm still with that way from that. He just said a fresh one. Take it. That's his turn. Okay. He said you've...

Say it again. Let me hear it. He called me an old millennial before. What is it? What are you doing to me? I thought we were roasting each other. No, that's pre and clear. I don't need to be roasted. He said... Am I quite? You've let yourself.

Remember, oh my God. You also said to me, you're not that big. Do you remember yesterday when Bourne said that? Because I was just meaning your fashion had slipped. Oh, yeah, right. Yeah, not anything about body. Yeah. Yeah.

I would never. No one can tell I put on 10 KJs again, eh? Play a song. People can't hear you shaking your head. Play a song. She's looking at me on the arm, no, it's away from 10. No, let me just quickly talk about this.

So I'm going to cover yourself up if you are also old and letting yourself go and not that big. The new coat trend coming up with winter coming up? Yeah. What coats are we wearing? Is it a trench? Is it a leather coat? Is it a bomber?

It's a sports jacket. Now this is from high-end fashion to Main Street. Oh, so high... Because I imagine... Like Adidas track jacket or like a windbreaker or a Nike kind of casual vibe.

Oh yeah, okay. Yeah. But that's like a bomber jacket. That is like a big bomber. There's your classic Adidas track. Your sports leisure. That's what we're wearing. My Charlotte Horn.

want its jacket in the wardrobe? Not those sportscoats. I still just look like a drug dealer from the 90s, don't I mean? You do look like a drug dealer from the 90s. And I have to handle a little pouch on the front for the drugs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's perfect for drugs. No, just a regular sports coat. Go to your Rebel Sports or your Sterling or your Nike,

your Adidas or whatever. And then you can appear it with anything. You can dress it up, dress it down. Apparently. I don't have one of these. How do you dress up a three-stripe Adidas track suit top? Put a little skirt and some high heels with it. Oh, so this is for a woman? Yeah. Not for

You can wear that if you want. You can wear what you dress it up. Clothing is not gendered. Will you tell that to the bounces at the outback? Who just let a woman in an open-toed sandals and won't let me Romans.

In your Roman sandals? Hey, if I want to go clubbing than Roman Sandals. Terrible arch support for you. Who are they to tell me what Roman sandals can and can't? What do you think Jesus wore to the club? To the clerips? I'll leave that with you.

I don't know if Jesus went to the clubs. He did to help the sinners. And also be like, this is how you make a backdrop. And then your cinnamon and you light it and a woof. Good times. Good times for Jesus at the Clareps.

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