ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 19th May 2026

Episode Date: May 18, 2026

00.00: Intro 02.55: What makes a dad joke so funny 07.40: Top 6 - Reasons your dog is angry 12.00: Swag gap vs Vibe gap 15.10: SLP - East coast sunrise vs West coast sunset 20.15: Face the music 32.20: The three P's of Dating 36.32: Have you ever held a world record? 48.42: When did you snoop at work? 1.01.53: Fact of the day 1.06.20: Vaughan nearly died helping Fletch 1.12.30: Does your family have a weird family tradition? 1.21.15: Spotify has a new logo 1.23.30: Biblical diet See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM Podcast Network. This is Fleshwin and Haley's Big Pod. Brought to you by Chemist Warehouse. The biggest brands are the lowest prices. Welcome to the show, Fleegebourne and Haley, two minutes past six. We spend too much time together. We had a little staycation last night, the three of us. We did thank you to the J.W. Marriott in Auckland that hosted us.

Because, you know, we're sending listeners. We did the... promotion. Yeah. We're getting a and friends dinner in like 10 days time, 11 days time.

So it would be rude for us to send our dear listeners without trying it first. We don't want to send the listeners. What if we turn up and it's sub-par? Well, it wasn't. It was unbelievable. It was par.

Haley's decided she wants to live in a hotel now. Waking up this morning, I was like, this could be me. How do I make this me? Like one of those big Hollywood celebrities that goes through a divorce.

And then they don't have their mansion anymore, so they just live at the Chateau-Mamont or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Living out of a hotel in Hollywood. Shout out to Irene who hosted us as well. That was just wonderful. Yeah, it was incredible. We had a very rich dinner.

Trivet, yeah. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I ate, like, proper stretched my legs in the 18 department for the first time in a while last night. I really kept shoveling it in. Didn't Chef Wallace's thing say his general rule is when we stopped bringing out food

when you beg him to stop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was amazing. And the reason we said is I've just had my first post-trivet gas expulsion from my anus. Oh, born, please don't sally their brand. A far out of you will. And it was horrific. I've had to light a candle.

You need to go to the bathroom. You need to go to the bathroom. It was rich food. Oysters, muscles, all the go. Today on the show, deal or reveal continues at 8am. Brennell be in and the $5,000 case is still in there somewhere. Apparently there's a bit of action happening on close friends as well. Yeah, this is our ZM Close Friends group on Facebook.

You can join that. There may have been some close indications towards one case, whether that has the $5,000 or not, I'm unsure. We've got a few. We've got a few going here. Well, your chance to play, deal or reveal at 8 a.m. this morning. The top six is soon. Some angry dogs.

Lots of complaints about angry dogs in Tohunga in the Bay of Plenty area. I have the top six reasons your Taoranga-based dog might be angry. Next on the show, though. Science has looked into what makes a dad joke funny. Vaughan, you'll love this. When you go... The Fletch Vaughan and Haley Big Pod. You're a dad, Vaughan?

Yes. You... You had a dad joke every now and then. Yeah, I love them, they're good stuff. Yeah, occasionally you'll pull out a goodie. Yeah. Or a terrible dad joke. Yeah, but dad jokes, they have a special place in our heart, don't they?

Because it make you roll your eyes, but it tickles you. So psychologists studied 32,533 dad jokes. Oh, okay. That's a lot. Do you have any examples of dad jokes? No, do you want to bring some up? Oh, dad. I've got the study.

I've broken down the study. 200 best dad jokes to keep in your back pocket Here we go Yeah Have to move my wallet What's that one? Well you keep these jokes in my back pocket That's where I keep my wallet

Oh yikes Here's one I read before that I actually thought was quite good Where was that? My dad asked me if I was an organ donor He's a man after my own heart Great Yeah that's good The book I ordered about clocks finally came

About time About time Why do Norwegian battleships have bar codes painted on them? So something about a Scandinavian? Scandinavian. Why don't eggs tell... Scandinavian? That's so good.

That's actually too clever to be a dad joke. That's elite. That's elite dad joke. Why don't eggs tell jokes? They might crack up? Yeah, that's good. I was annoyed when my wife gave me a coffin for my birthday. I said, this is the last thing I need.

I mean, that's great. This is a great dad joke. That's just a good one-liner, actually. Yeah. And it's perfect. I went to buy some camouflage pants, but I couldn't find them. That's a classic. Yeah, great.

Yeah. So, this is what they looked into, 32-ish-thous thousand dad jokes. Figure out what makes them land or flop. Dad jokes are defined as short, clean, affable and non-offensive. So they're not filthy. No. Because you usually delivering them to your kids. Sorry, I'm just repeating tiger and curry oysters.

Usually two sentences max and almost always a pun. It is two sentences, eh? Best topics, nature, hospitals and money, worst topics, celebrities, politics and God, they don't go there. The top three rated jokes in the study were, oh hang on, I'll finish with those because they're good. The most annoying type, pedantic literalisms, e.g., a deer can jump higher than the average house

because the average house can't jump. Like, that's too, there's nothing. It's too stupid. Pun categories were broken down into homo, hominem-homograph, homophone and heterophonic paronym puns. They really went deep on this. They really did, didn't they? Who finds them funniest?

Men. Pet owners. Parents, higher-educated people, those with money, religious people and conservatives because they're very inoffensive. Yeah. Biggest myth and humor research that people hate puns. We love them, apparently. Even now and then we'll ban them.

Okay, hang on. That phone goes over the top. Okay, why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged. Oh, yeah, that's good, too. That's really good, didn't it? Say that one again? Why did the coffee file a police report?

Because it got mugged. Got put in a mug. That's good. Yeah. Okay, hang on, I've got the top three rated jokes, rated jokes from this. Oh, I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Oh, yeah, it's good too. That's really good.

That's really good. I know it was going to be something about dough. Couldn't make enough dough. Yeah. Okay. Here's the top three from the study Out of 33,000 I haven't pre-read these

I accidentally passed my wife a glue stick Instead of her chapstick She's still not talking to me Fantastic That's good, that's good What country's capital is growing the fastest Ireland Every day it's Dublin

Fantastic And here's the third one I told a joke on a Zoom meeting But nobody laughed It turns out I'm not remotely funny Those are really good Those are good Yeah

Honey Really great actually Those are stellar one-liners I feel like this is just giving Vaughan Ammunition My dad's one was Continued the dad jokes Well it was in the 90s

And I think it was racist So It's funny It's funny but I can't say it Gotcha Gotcha Gotcha Yeah, I can't say it

Right Yeah Yeah Yeah He used to come in It was funny Yeah It was a phone call

Okay, yeah, no, no. Was there an accent? Yeah. Okay, that sounds like a dad joke. Yeah, 90s dad jokes are different. The Fletch morning, Haley, big pod. From your local community Facebook page, this is the top six. Yes, good morning.

Apparently 84% of dogs are experiencing some form of anxiety now, Fletch. Yes, it was a research paper done from the Texas A&M College of vet medicine and biomedical. sciences. They examined 43,000 dogs. And the result showed more than 84% of pups showed at least mild signs of fear or anxiety in everyday situations. They get a bit timidate, they get a bit scared, they get separation anxiety, they are sad when you leave them. Yep. And yeah, apparently they're just like humans. They can suffer

from fear and anxiety. Those little dogs are always shaking around, aren't they? Those little dogs are always. They look like just a little. Yeah, it looks like anxiety with some fur on it on top. Traumatized greyhands. Yeah. Well, I'm with the top six reasons. Your dog's anxious.

Okay. Today's top six. Number six, we told them about anxiety. They googled it. And there's this thing called Cypochondria. Cyberchondria. Like, hyperchondriac is where you think something's wrong

and so you talk yourself into it. Cyberchondria is you don't even know about something until you read about it online and you're like, I've got that. Yeah. When you don't. And a lot of people are saying that's what people are doing. Yeah, self-diagnosis or just reading about something. And then you're like, yep, I've got that.

So dogs also have ADHD now. Yeah, they've got the whole lot. Yeah, they got the whole lot. And a bit of ball tizzy. Love a ball. Oh, I'll tell you all about my favourite ball. Locked on that ball. Dogs were the original ADHD, though.

One of the Ds in ADHD should stand for dog. Attention, just deficit. hyperactivity dog. Because you do anxiety meds. I do they, do dogs, would dogs have the same? They do, I think my friend is an anxious dog. I don't mean to laugh. My friend is an anxious dog on anxiety medication.

Do you know one thing that that's well proven but you don't do it in New Zealand is cannabis for dogs? Oh. Chill them out. Really? Yeah. Big thing, big overseas because it's natural. What kind of dog is your friend's dog with anxiety?

Shit poo. Little. Yeah. Yeah, right. Yeah. And Chip, who we didn't... We didn't do well on the name. Nah.

Number five on the list of the top six reasons your dog's anxious. They just read about the situation in the street of hummus. Oh, yeah. And it's enough to make you... Yeah, the whole... It's all anxious, isn't it?

Yeah. How, did they... I don't know they could read, though. That's interesting. They don't like to, but they can. Number four on the list of the top six reasons your dog is anxious. A job insecurity is massive for dogs right now.

Because what if the economy gets worse and they made redundant from the Department of Pats and Rubs. Well, yeah, and AI could take their bones. Yep. Not their bones. AI could never sniff out. AI could never sniff. You know, the banana you left in your suitcase, though.

I reckon they'll get there. You reckon? Eventually. They'll just be a robot dog with a sniffy nose. Yeah. Robot dog's never going to be. No. A real dog.

Number three on the list of the top six reasons your dog's anxious. Loud noises. Yeah. Just loud noises. They do give you a fry. Yeah. A loud car going past. A knock on the door.

An unsuspecting bang. Number two in the list of the top six reasons your dog's anxious right now. Unrealistic representation of other dogs' lives on social media. Yeah. Yeah, totally. You only see the highlights of Sandy underscore retriever underscore darling. You know, you only see the highlights of that dog's life.

You don't see the other parts where it's not all great. Locked in a cage outside in the rain. Yeah, you don't see those parts. And number one on the list of the top six. reasons your dog's anxious, us. They're picking up on our vibes. Yeah, we're anxious as people. Apparently they're very,

empaths dogs. So they pick up on the mood of their owner. So if you're a little anxious, your dog's a little anxious because you're anxious. Oh no. So the anxiety sort of flows through the both of you. So you think that the human should just have a banana and go for a war. Calm down. Yeah, stop it. Yeah, stop it. Stop it and relax.

Ask why are you anxious about? Yeah, what have you got to be anxious about? Say that a few times. You've got no idea. You've got no idea. Yeah, yeah. There are people. people dying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you thought about the world and how easy you've got it? That's what sort of thing that puts anxious people's minds at rest?

That is today's stuff. Swaggap. We talked about this ages ago. Swaggap. Great example. Haley and Justin Bieber. Now there's Haley and she wears her lovely, you know, dresses and elegant hair and makeup and he's there with some sort of cap under a hoodie that's pulled and his pants have fallen off. There's a swag gap. Billy Eilish and Nat Wolf is another example of a swag gap.

She's there in a Ralph Lauren Polo. He's in a double-breasted suit on the red carpet. It's fine. So people talk about the swag gap where you're not really similar in many ways, that, you know, the way you dress, but also maybe you don't have any common interests with your partner, but somehow you're like, we make it work. It's because the swag gap is not the issue.

The issue is if there's a vibe gap. Vib gap. Vib gap. So your swag gap is more. like surface level stuff, what music do you listen to, what clothes you like wearing, what hobbies you like doing, food you like eating. It's actually fine if none of that's in common.

But if your vibe is not matching, that's where the issue lies. So if you are more of a negative person and you're prone to complaining and you're with a really positive person, that's probably not going to work out. For sure. If you're a bit lazy and you're with someone who's really active, It's more than like deeper level.

Your vibe matching. So if you're like, I don't want to, I don't like the music you're, you listen to, so I don't want to go to that concert. Yeah. Then that's not going to work. But if your vibe's like, oh, you know what, if you like this band and you want me to come,

I'm good, I'll just come and have a little good time. I don't need to like it. I just have a good, wait, be on the same vibe as you. vibe matching. Yeah. Swags. Yeah. Swaggap.

Yeah. It's like an energy thing. Yeah. Hobby gaps. They just don't matter. Yeah, because you don't want to, if someone's constantly. negative, that's not going to last. Yeah, totally. But I also

think it's good to have different interests. I think a 100% yeah. You know, with like a then diagram, we've got to have crossover and really enjoy the same things. I'm like, I kind of prefer it not. You have your thing and if you're really passionate about that, my vibe is like, hell yeah,

you enjoy that. Yeah, but it's the passion level, right? Yeah, yeah. You can have that passion for something else. Yeah, yeah, totally. I don't care if it's gaming or hiking or... Gaming? You don't care about that? I'm learning to be okay with it. Oh, are you now? Because I thought

you were vehemently against that. But I don't have to be involved. You just have to say... I just got to be like, if you, that's how you spend your downtime. And my downtime is watching maps and having a glass of wine. And that's not your cup of tea. That's fine. I mean, I'd say there's actually

more pros for gaming than watching maths. I would 100% have his goal. Because it's like a cognitive thing, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And maths is actually degeneratively affecting your cognitive abilities. I refute that. I refute that. My brain has never felt more alive

than when I was watching this last season of maths. The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Flesh forne and Haley. Well, for Silental Pole, is it East Coast sunrises or is it West Coast sunsets? Gorgeous.

Love those golden colours. I'm sunset all the way. Yeah. Because if I'm up early enough to see a sunrise, I'm not happy about it. I would like if our studio was facing east and elevated so we could enjoy sunrise. Make it worth the early hour.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because we always kind of get, we face west. Sunsets are best. Yeah. End of a day. They're a bit more romantic. Get that golden hour. Sunrises, you feel a bit better about yourself for seeing it

unless you're on your way home when it's coming up because then you feel like a piece of shit. That's the pizza. That's the birds when you're on your way home and you're like, what's that? It's birds. Yeah. Um, when you do a hike, like a morning hike and you see the sunrise, that's beautiful.

Oh, lovely. Like up Mount Taranaki, beautiful. You feel better about yourself. Yeah, you do. Just feel a better person seeing a sunrise, but a sunset. Beautiful. Yeah. I love them all.

Well, it's very close. 47% of people said East Coast sunrises. 53% saying West Coast sunsets. Sunsets just taking it. And then we did this because on Saturday I saw a beautiful West Coast sunset. And then on Sunday morning, Shannon sent us an East Coast sunrise. The Battle of the Red Skies.

Yeah. Have we had any Shepherds coming, message in? No words. When they're the warned or delighted or worn? Yeah. One of the two. So I put that up a little while ago when we were expecting bad weather,

a beautiful sunset, and it was red at night, Shepard's Delight. And I said, great news, everybody. Weather event cancelled. Obviously sarcastic. I'm not the bloody Met Service, am I? And people were like, Did you know it should be the opposite way around in the southern hemisphere?

No one explained why and I never looked into it, but that sounds like BS. It's always if it's a red sky at night. Yeah. It's a nice day the next day. Yeah. Our seasons are opposite, but not our sunrises and sunsets. It's always the east and the west regardless of where you are. Well, hopefully some shepherds have chimed in.

And good morning to our shepherd listeners. Good morning to our shepherds. Yeah. Yeah, what are you running? You know, you've got a couple of romneys out there. Yeah, probably a couple of romneys. Yeah. Romney's mixed with Marino.

Hell of a wall. Yeah. Good Eden on a Suffet. Oh, yeah. Don't encourage him. We ate one of those last night, didn't we? We did. We did.

We did. Let me do. Don't encourage him. No, you're right. I was playing along too hard. Chris message is in saying love a good sunrise. It's the promise and hope of a super day ahead.

Isn't that optimistic? Yeah, but then you bang your knee on your toe bar and it's all over. Do you know what I mean? I'm just trying to work out how old Chris is from that profile picture. Maybe the world hasn't squeezed the last drop of enthusiasm out of him yet.

Don't let it, Chris. Hold on to that. I'm more likely to see a sunset than a sunrise and drinks are always better at sunset. Yeah, if you're drinking at sunrise, there might be a problem. Yeah, they might need to address that. They might be a problem.

I live on the East Coast. Coffee with a sunrise. Yeah, gorgeous. Gorgeous. I love on the East Coast than I can confirm the sunrises are amazing, but those West Coast sunsets, shout out raglan. They hurt different.

Yeah, they do. Beck, sunset every night behind man. Taranaki can't beat it, baby. Yeah. Well, she's living in. there. Yeah, beautiful. It's stunning. That's a very lovely spot.

You know what I mean? It's a great day. Felicity, Wahaki sunsets. Yes, it's nice. Ah, must be nice. With a man. What are we drinking? What the sun sets? Is this a lovely grown pita gritty? Yes, or an albrieno.

Oh, lovely, darling. Daryl says, born and raised in Gisbon so you can't be to a summer sunrise swim. Yeah, good. Lovely. said who cares. Dan. Dan, it's beautiful.

Grumpy dance. Grumpy, Dan is grumpy. Dan is grumpy. Nan is grumpy. I mean, you cared enough to say who cares. You cares. Alex says, I'm indifferent. These are two grumpy gusses.

That's two men. Who's that? Who's that? Grumpy men, yes. Alex is grumpy. Alex is grumpy. Nothing worse than when you're grumpy. someone calls you out on it.

Grumpy. My mum used to say that don't trip on your bottom lip when I was like, as a kid, and you're like, grump's grump. Ooh, black sand. Yeah, that's your true. West Coast downside. Sunsets, because CBF getting up early, says Kara.

Yeah, fair, fair. You really had the grumpy side of the comments, yeah, we have a good grumpy grumpies. So we asked, which is better? East Coast sunrises or West Coast sunsets, 53% of people just prefer a West Coast sunset. Play Z-Ns, Flesh, Foran and Haley.

I'm not going. You're not going. Get in the car. Get in the car. Come on. We're getting in the car with mum's new boyfriend, Mark. Do you want to go to Agrodome or not? If you still want to go to Agrodome, I just know why Mark's here.

Mark's driving. It's Mark's car. What if you just like suddenly... Mum didn't get the big car in the divorce. Okay? She chose the chattels, okay? she chose the chattel, so you've got somewhere to sleep and I got the smaller car as a result.

Mark would fishing yesterday and the car stinks like fish. Yeah, well, Mark also provided us. There's a beer can in the middle. He's a loser. Mark also provided us delicious fish last night. So Mark's coming. It was powdery. Please just make this easy for me. I'm trying my best here.

Life's not going to be what it was, but it can be what it will be. Okay? Get in the car. I don't know why you're laughing. Chuckles McGee back there. You laugh and Mark wonders why you're right Mark gets in the car You're laughing Mark's it

What I thought you were on team Mark Yesterday you loved Mark Okay we're going to play our music game in the car again You but Mark can't play Mark is not going to force his way into this family I've told you Can you remind me how we play this game Because I was too distracted on how much I hate Mark

Okay I've got my iPod I've got my iPod I've got my period Tell Mark I've got my period So don't Mark doesn't need to know Mark doesn't need to know but the ins and outs of your menstrual cycle.

I'm your mother, talk to me. He probably should. I thought he was a modern man. Mark, I've got my period. Now Mark's uncomfortable. Yeah, well. I don't know why. Maybe we need the code word.

Mark, can we stop at the grocery store? I need to get more tampons. Mark's said that's not a problem. He's actually put, because we've put Agadome in the maps. And he's put ad stop and he searched supermarket. Isn't that nice of Mark? If we're playing our game, he'll probably pop into the supermarket and get the tampons

for you. No. I want Mark can't buy my tampons come. Yeah, wow, exactly. So maybe don't drag Mark into these things. I play you. Our music game works like this. I play you three songs from one year and you have to work out what year it is.

Oh, I love this game. Why don't you choose it from the year that Mark was born 1912. He's so old. Mark is not 114 years old. That is a ridiculous thing to say. Mark's a little bit older than mum. You can tell.

But with age comes wisdom. Okay. I'll play, but Mark can't play. What year is this song from? Ooh, Mark, turn the volume up. Sorry. Mark has turned it up on the steering wheel. We had it muted.

This band having a resurgence on TikTok. On the TikTok? On the TikTok? People are using one of their latest songs as a background. Big lead in. Big lead in. We didn't play this. This wasn't obviously not the radio.

It's not immediately hitting. Was this Janet Jackson? No. Fat boy slim. No, Chemical Brothers. Oh, okay. Okay, okay. We're in the 2000s.

Hold on. I'm just going to suspend this reality that we're on a car trip for a moment. You at home can also play 9-6-96. Absolutely. Yeah, 9-6-9-6. Or if you just want to give Mark a piece of your mind, 9-6-9-6. I don't know what. No, we're not taking texts about Mark.

Yeah, we are mum's your boyfriend. Sox. And he's old. He smells like fish and he's old. He doesn't smell like fish. His shorts are too short. His shorts are too short and they're like too tired. Mark's getting fat, Mom.

Yeah, well. I'm just saying it. Okay, next song. Okay. So. This early 2000s? Or late 90s? Oh, okay.

Same year. Same year. It's 97. No, no, no, no. No, it's going to be 95, 96. 4-53, Mark's not going to get lost. Okay? Mark's part.

Mark's... He does have a pop rally. Mark's very special to me. He's not my real dad. Mark's not getting lost. Okay? You can butt out. That's like, that's the cousin.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's tell your cousin to go away. Okay. And the last song from that year. 97. It's 97. Are you looking in 1997? Or 96.

It's either... That was the last time Mark had here. This song was 97, I'm sure. 9097. No, Mark was 22 in 1997. Okay. There's some support on the text machine for 97-ish. It's 97.

I'll go with my brother on this one. It is 1997. Good boy. Block rock and beats. Block rock and dance. beats and chumble-al-bumping and semi-chamble life-wave. To the person that texted 0-1-7, I bet his name spout F and dumb like with a C, M-A-R-C, it is.

It is. I just sort of licensed. It is, yeah. Do you want to play this game or not? Because I tell you what, I'll turn it off and we can all sit in silence. Give me your phone. Give me your phone. No. Give me your phone.

No. No. No. No. Out of the car. Give me that phone. Ow! You're hurting me!

I said, give me that phone. Fine. Mom just keep playing the game. Get back in. Okay, Mark, you can continue driving. I apologize to the behaviour of my church. Okay, New Year, New Year. What year?

Oh, Innocence. It's me. 2003. 2,0003. Yum ya! Can't come in my room. I'm having feelings! Mark, never step foot in your room.

Tell Mark, if I've got evanescence on it means I'm having feelings and he's not allowed in my room. Mark folded the washing when you were at your dad's, and he wouldn't put it away in your room. I don't want him touch my socks on this. He didn't do your socks on this. in these. He only did your t-shirts and things that don't touch you're touching my t-shirts. He probably tries them on. He doesn't try them on. There's no way Mark

can fit a 14-year-old girl's t-shirts. Stretches the man's got bigger boobs than I do. Mark's actually in great shape of a man in his age. He did the biolosting. My age test at the gym and it was significantly younger than he was. Ask Mark if he wants to borrow one of my bras. This is 2003. 2012 or 2003.

Okay, last song. Stacey's Mark is 2003. Yeah, 2003 is correct. Yeah, this game. I love it. This game is so good, Mom. Yeah, and you know his idea was? Mark's.

This is actually one of me and Mark's favorite songs to dance to when you guys aren't home. Yeah, when he dances, his moves jiggle. So, moves, muscle. Okay, what year is this? Muscle on a big, beautiful man. It's in the 2010s. It's in the 2010s. What?

What, Vaughn? Very funny text just going on. He does, hey? So I don't want to do my laundry. 2010s, we need another one. Okay. Can you tell Marky just drove past the supermarket? He doesn't have his club card on him, so he's going to stop on a woolly.

For everyday rewards, because tampons are turbo boosted points. Not this week, they're not. Cancrums? I'm going to say it's early... 2010? Yeah, or 11. 2010 or 11. Do you remember this song being big over in...

Yeah. Maroon 5. Moves like Jagger. Moves like Jagger. Do you know Mark's actually been told who looks a little bit like Adam Levine. It looks like Mick Jagger. I'm going to say...

I want to say 2010, but I'm not sure. Someone just... message in 2014. Nah, it's not, it's that's not. It's too late. 2013, 2012? Yeah, I feel like it's 11. It's 2010, 2011 or 2012.

Should go in the middle, 2011. I go 2010. Born? It was 2011. Yeah! Do you want to do one more? Three for three. One more, yeah, it's fun.

One more, but Mark can't play. This will throw you, because this apparently was the biggest song of the year. It wasn't like a massive radio hit, but you'll know it from like videos and stuff. I just message in, does Mark make mum happy? Yeah, if Mark, does Mark make mum happy? If mum's happy, she's a happier person, guys. Mark's very quiet, so that's cool. Mark hasn't said a bloody word.

Yeah, good. Tell him to shut up. I can't tell him how to shut up when he hasn't said a word. That's psychopath, that's narcissism. I don't know if it might have a little narcissism in making back there. Maybe. I don't know the song. Can you fast forward to a chunky bit of the song?

Oh, yeah. Ah. This was huge for a while. Yeah. Okay, next song. What year is this? 2016, someone just said. I like your son.

Is it 2016 or is it 20? No, later than that. What year is this? I'm going to go 28. Oh, I tell you what it was the year. Mark's last marriage, you know. Can't believe he'd be married before. Yeah, it's 20.

It's mid-2018. I wish I didn't have to rhyme every time I sing. Okay, what, yeah. Oh, this is hard. 17? 2017? I reckon 18. 2017, 2018.

Someone said turn up the music, I can't hear it over Mark's frosted tips. Yes, Mark has frosted tips. We're in. We're at the supermarket. We're at the supermarket. Mark's gone in. Who, Mark has gone in. You, Mark's buying your tampons.

Quick. It's going to get super. Oh, hold on. Mark's calling me. Hello? What size tanpons do you want? Slam. Slum.

Slum. Okay, slum. Any brand preference? Because one's getting bursted points at all these that's weak and one's not. I don't want home brand tampons, Mark. She said no to the home brand. Okay. We'll see you.

All right. Love you. Bye. Oh, she said love you. Oh. Not yours is a size. I'm not going to your wedding. I'm not doing it.

I'm going to Dad's. I'm going to Dad's. Dad's away for the weekend. He's taken that slut that he works on the way for the weekend. So yeah, go to Dads and see if a caring man will go and get your tamper on to the supermarket and say affectionately

that one adult loves another adult for multiple reasons okay, go and see what's happening at Dad's then. If you're so appalled by this. Somebody's texting asking when we meet our stepbrother is Mark's two sons. I told you I'm not forcing that.

I'm not hurrying that. When Mark and you can agree that the time is right, we'll matter. It's 2016. 2016. Okay. That's 2016. Thank you for all of your texts. I love that game.

It's one of my favorite games. I hate Mark. On the show. Don't hate Mark. Here he is. Look, he's got your tampons. Thank you, Mark. Say thank you, Mark.

Say thank you, Mark. Oh, someone's not getting their tampons. Slays, that ends, Fleshhorn and Haley. Now dating, people just, they're just getting over it, aren't they? We've got app fatigue, the swiping's a bit miserable. I'll just have a little looky poos. Haven't opened them for a while. Surprisingly about seven and a half months.

Yeah, wow, interesting. Yeah, anyway, so... Still on our phone, though. So you don't want to get rid of them, because then she has to use the date. started to download them again for all those tits up. Oh yeah. I whipped my ass off to get on, Rayer. Yeah.

You can't just delete it. Anyway, Sproul on the prow for all the details. Haley.sprawerer for tickets. Haley.com. For tickets. For tickets to see my show. All shall be revealed. Opening that app's really flustered again, isn't it?

Isn't it? Yeah. No. It's a bit bleak out there, I think, for people dating. And you can start to give up hope. I have a lot of friends that are tired of it because they're really looking for their person, you know, over the fun.

of it and they just want to look for their person. So enter the 3P method. This is a method that has been discussed online at great depth developed by a dating expert, the 3P theory. Pumpkins? Potatoes.

Oh, man, starchy. And pistachio nuts. So if that was a dating term, you'd say every date you go on, they are either a pumpkin, a pistachio or a potato. They might be hard to crack open, but inside they're delicious. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And you want to suck on that. skin. Maybe they're hard to get the whole knife in and you. It's really hard to cut. Yeah, you want to open them up, but when you do, you hurt yourself. Yeah. And maybe they... Just need a little brush with the dirt.

Get the dirt off. But don't peel them. Don't peel them because that's all the nutrients are. Wow. Wow. That's beautiful. That's beautiful. A pistache, you're hard to get into, but worth it.

Worth it. You know, once you get them out of that shell, salty on the tongue. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just lick them all on. over afterwards. Gorgeous. No, that's not the three peas. The three peas, every first day,

when you're going, ugh, my God, or what a waste of my night, go on another crap day after another crap day. You've got to remember the three peas because every first date leads to one of three positive outcomes. Not pumpkin. One of four positive outcomes. I've added a fourth.

Okay. Potential, plot, which I love. Okay. practice. I've just added the fourth one. I don't think you need it to add the fourth one. Hey Lee. Okay, so let's go into those three.

Potential. Dates going well. There's potential for a second date. Nothing more, nothing less. You don't need to leave the date being like, he's the one, he's not the one. Is there potential? It stops your brain from fast forwarding to merging friends groups

and working getaways and all this kind of stuff. All you're looking for, is there potential? I don't like this about him, but don't like this about him. Maybe he lives far away. Maybe he's got a kid, and I didn't expect that. Maybe this, this, this, this, this, this.

I don't really like this, but is there any potential? The second date, that's all we're thinking about. That's a positive. We can leave going, okay, so a bit of potential. Plot, doing it for the plot. You're like, there's going to be a story here. That's a bit of me. That's my whole show, Sproul on the brow.

I was living life for the plot. Dates going well, that's great. That's a good story. If it's feeling flat or it's getting weird, it's not a failure, this is for the group chat. This is, you getting home, and I'm hitting that group chat. I'm going, oh my God, I just got home. We do love it.

in the group chat. And it just reminds us we're living. You know, when we're old, we're going to think back on this and go, oh my God, there was a time I was single it's going on these dates and they were just terrible.

We're doing it for the plot. Practice every date teaches you something, non-negotiables, your boundaries, maybe you're learning what you like and don't like, what you actually want. Depleting your bank account. Yeah. But you look on apps

and you're matching with people that maybe you're physically liking you're getting on these dates and you're like, oh, they're actually all douchebags. So maybe just drop your standards slightly. Yeah, yeah. And the fourth P that I've added, that's just, I think that's self-explanatory.

Yeah, okay, great. Physically, we're getting something out of that. It's absolutely delightful. Nice. So whether you want to follow the potential plot in practice or you want to follow the pumpkins, pistachios and potatoes, date it, you've got to keep going. It's all fun.

The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Flash forne and Haley. A Melbourne teenager has touched down on her home runway becoming the youngest female pilot to fly solo around Australia. Wow. 40 days, 15,000 kilometres, all in a, like in just a tiny plane. A little, little plane, yeah. Yikes.

So that's a record. Solo? Solo, yeah. I'd be really scared. How does she get up, how does she get a license that young? Well, yeah, a lot of people get their, like, pilots' license can get them quite young. Yeah, on top, not only that, not only did she become a world record holder. She raised $70,000 for charity.

Wow, that's cool. For a charity that flies like kids that are, you know, out of areas of hospitals to the hospitals in Australia. So it's incredible. She turned 18 doing this. So she was 17 when she started, and during that 40 days, flying around Australia, she turned 18. So in New Zealand, you must be 16 to fly. solo and get your private pilot's license or 17 to be issued your PPL

which means you can take other people you get 16 you can fly so. Pumpkins, potatoes leaks. Leaks. Beautiful soup. Actually planted some leaks in my garden my vegetable winter garden. Stand by I planted too many, I hope you guys like leaks. I love lakes. Look at the map of Australia like So she stopped at every one of those dots.

Yes. That's bloody amazing. That's insane. That's a big stretch on the Dahl of Sillan's part of me. You'd get your hours, wouldn't you? God, you would have seen some things. Australia's Sorry, how long did it take? 40 days. 40 days, yeah.

So, young Amelia Earhart on our hands or our... Typically, Jean Batten. She typically spent three hours in the air a day. Some of them required five and a half hours in the cockpit. Wow. Where did she stay? As a 17, 18 year old. It's a good call.

You touched out at the airport. Maybe she slept in the plane. So she was in a Cessna. That's so cool. Wow. Yeah. So pretty crazy. That's a cool record. So this is what we want to know. Not only the fact that she's the youngest female to do this.

She was 17, 18 when she did this. She's got a record for flying solo around Australia. We want to ask the question this morning, have you ever at any stage in your life, be it as a young person or an adult, had a record? Any kind of record. Was it a school record? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Local, regional record. the most push-ups at your high school. Wow, someone in Christchurch just got a record. Incredible. Do you see this on social media? Yeah. The first person to complete a Rubik's Cube in the new Christchurch Stadium. Which is

why, because she doesn't need to be the fastest, because she was the first. She was the first. She was the first. She didn't say fastest. So you could literally take anything into the new Christchurch Stadium and be like the first person to do it in and say you're the first. Now, number 669, no, criminal record it's not really what we're looking for.

was an amazing criminal record. Unless you were the first in your family to get a criminal record. Most crimes. Yeah, most crimes. Yeah, most ram raids in 24 hours. Yes, yeah. All right, actually, we'll accept criminal records. Imagine calling the Guinness World Records.

Hello, I'd like to submit for the most ram raids in a 24-hour period. Oh, good day, mate. Yeah, but let's see it. It was 12. No, no. No, there's a rookie numbers, mate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, 0800 dials at em.

Call us now. Text through 9696. Have you ever held a record? Right now we want to know if you have at any stage held a record because an Australian teenager she was 17 when she started

took her 40 days to do you say circumvent circumnavigate circumnavigate Yeah circumvigate Surcumavagate Australia took her 40 days

and she's the younger she turned 18 during the challenge raised money for charity as well But whatever it is Maybe your record's gone Maybe at the time It was yours

Maybe held it for 20 four hours and someone beat you. Jenny, what was your record at some stage? So I was at Intermediate and we had to sell the Oxford Family Pie. Okay. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we used to do the pie selling for a fundraiser. Great way to my money.

Correct. So the first year of Intermedia, I had the record at 150 family pies. Good Lord. Okay. Yeah. And then the second year of Intermediate, I was so close to that record and my mother wanted me to beat it. So she bought the last few to get me to 151 pies.

So 151 was the record. So you beat your own record? I did, yeah. So the Usain Bolt of pie selling? That's me. Did you have some good family, some good neighbours that love to hoon some pies? Yeah, man. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, sounds like you knew the market. Yeah, good. Yeah. Okay. And did you use those selling skills? Did you go onto a career in sales? Oh, yeah. Good question.

Thank you, well. Oh, you know what? Maybe that's my next job opportunity. I know I work in finance. Oh, well, there's still money, though. Selling money. Selling money, you know. You sell money for more money.

Jenny, thank you. Let's go to Sophie. What was your record that you held at some stage? Like, this is a pretty big one. I won two out of three events at my intermediate at texting Olympics. Texting Olympics. Texting Olympics. What did you have to do to do this?

I can't remember exactly. think it was like a first statistics lesson, like we were collecting data. But I remember there were three events and there was like a scrint. We had to type like a short sentence. There was a marathon. We had to type a long paragraph. And there was something else as well. I can't remember.

And so this was, you were doing this on your phone or a laptop? I know. This was back in that like iPod touch four days. Oh, wow. Okay. So you actually had to. Wow. Okay.

So you won that. And yeah, you must have been a fast type of because that. I thought you meant texting like old. school Nokia 3310. Like if you want, oh, you have to press six three times. I know I had my iPhone and then I had my little Nokia as well. Yeah. Blue my kids mind the other day when I told them that's how we used to text.

Yeah. And so push three times. Thank you. Kate, what record did you hold? So, back in the 80s when everyone joined athletics when you were kids, I, you did like 50 meters and 100 meters and whatnot. Yeah. And I was five years old, and I took the record.

I smashed the record for 50 metres. And I got a carp, and I got my picture in the paper and everything. Wow. Wow, yes. And so my friend's daughter recently went to athletics. This is like local in Cambridge. And they kept all the records, and all my days, my name is still the record told her. Shut up.

You've been beaten. I know. No. I've not been beaten since in 1980 something. Wow. So, yeah, I'm pretty proud of it. Do you remember the time that you did your 50 metres in? There's absolutely no way I remember the time.

Is it? I don't know, five-year-olds, do they even know what's happening? Do they even run? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're just falling short. I don't know. Obviously, it's probably the only memory, the memory I have is a five-year-old. What do you like on your feet now, Katie?

You're zippy? Yes. Yeah, you can still move it if Bush came to shove? Yeah. I actually could, yeah. I love this. Who said no, she doesn't?

No, she doesn't. Is it your child? You've been absolutely dogged in. I don't see his name on the five-year-old sprint trophy. Exactly. That's what's wrong with this generation. Yeah. Exactly.

Actually, make him run to school today. Yeah, actually kick him out of the car. Get him out of the car. Push up and make your own way. Thank you, Kate. Thank you. Let's go to Hayden. Hayden, what record do you still hold or did you hold?

It's going to sound really lame compared to the last one, but bloody hell. I, well, when I was 10 in 2008, I held the Mario, the Luigi Circuit record, the fastest lap for a couple days. Oh, a couple of days. It all counts, mate. What was that on the Wii? Was that on the Wii? It was, yeah. The one way you had to turn it, and it was a house of record.

Dude, wait to the Luigi circuit for those in the Now of Mario Kart. It's a great track because it looks simple. But as you say, the difference between being the leader and the loser, minimal. Who was this? The leader worldwide? Yeah, it was for a couple days. It was just like part of the leader. Wow.

Oh. Oh, this was when it was brand new, though, so there's no one. It was just me. Don't down prior. You don't downplay your achievements, please, Hayden. We're very proud of you. I've done other things I'm more proud of these days. No, no.

I don't think so, actually. That's possible. That's possible. Did you use a mushroom? My partner's saying no. I remember that final corner. If you had a mushroom in a ramp, you could skip the whole last corner. You probably did that if you...

Oh, yeah, you're like throwing it around as in a 10-year-old with a steering wheel. That's good stuff, man. That's great stuff. Well, Hayden and born, you can have this moment off here. You're a kiss. Wait, there, I won't have a kiss. Some messages in. I was the 1,000th baby born in the calendar year at Burwood Hospital.

From what I know, they haven't done that again. Oh, wow. Birth rates down, of course. I was the youngest assistant manager in New Zealand KFC history at 17. Oh, wow. The trust of the secret herbs and spices to the hands of the 17-year-old. Also, like the 20s and 30-year-olds, they're being told what to do by you. That had stayed.

That keeps the costs of management down though. Pay them that 17-year-old wage. Eight 14 Savloys at my standard four camp, and that was a record for the camp. I believe it still stands. That's good. That's good for you. I'm proud of you as well. I was the first girl in 75 years to win the trophy for cattle judging at high school.

Okay. Cattle judging. I was the last baby born in New Zealand in a certain year. She doesn't say what year. Oh, so you were the 31st of December 11 something p.m. Nice. Nice. More than 30 years ago, oh no, this is silly.

More than 30 years ago I was briefly the youngest person on Earth. That's, we all were at one stage, weren't we? Yeah. Unless someone came out at the exact same length as you, out of the whole, at the exact same time, like that. And you were drawn. You were drawn. Or maybe they left a tow in, mum, just for a little bit longer.

You'd full out. And then you'd be the winner. Then they'd pull the toe. Yeah. Trust you just had that. I'd probably leave a tow in just to be a Jan first baby rather than a New Year's Eve baby. Yeah, you want to be born?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was the lightest baby born in New Zealand for a while. I weighed 680 grams at Earth. That's, that's piney. I was born at 24 weeks. Wow. Are you okay? That's...

I think they're okay. They're texting in now. They've got a phone. I think they're doing okay. I'm the youngest RSA president in New Zealand history. Hello, how old? RASA, like the Raza. Yeah, dude.

Brandon, please let me know what Raza has been a while. And shout out to the wine pour. We need to get in for one of those Raza roast. I love a Razz of Roast. Yeah. We love a Razz of Rouse, man. It's just a country white to the brim. Yeah.

How's inflation hit the price of a handle at the RAS? I went to a RAS. Where was that? In Australia and it was still $5 a handle there. That's fantastic. In Australia. Yeah, that's amazing. No one is everyone's drinking at the club.

It's Australia, yeah, yeah. I held the Year 7 girls shot putting disc disc discurs record for many years, says René. Oh, wow. Good on you, mate. That's for Beatrice Farmorena. Play Z-Ns, Fletchworn and Haley. I'm going to start with a naughty. Oh, naughty.

Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma. Four inland revenue employees have been fired for accessing a taxpayer's account without authorization. Snoopin. Was it a celebrity? There was a team-wide email that warned staff not to engage with a specific taxpayer if they called. Right.

I don't know. It's very limited on information. here. The email accidentally included the taxpayer's full name and IID number and then four employees were all caught snoop in and spending too long in there.

One of them accessed it a minute after receiving the email. Oh that's a celebrity. You would? Of course you would. Another one No, I don't think it's a celebrity album as a troublemaker. Oh yeah, okay. Another employer was two days into a new role and they were in the account for 30 minutes and they said that they were just

learning about a case. Let me snoo. your files. The third one accessed it two minutes after receiving the email and their fourth employee said they were just checking. I'm just checking because they've used to set the wrong process. That's a celebrity. Because it was many years ago, a very famous,

I remember it just blowing up in the news, like all the all blacks and media pieces. It was a big one. They searched Jonah Loma's IRD and leaked. And this was like early days of the internet. There was no like Reddit forums or anything for people to. pop these up on. I just kind of emailed around. Holmesy, R.A.P.

Like, great Paul Holmes, someone snooped in because he was working for TVNZ and New York ZB and people wanted to know how much he earned. So that did the round. Mommy's whewat. They'd just be like, I wonder what the all blacks earn and just look them up. Back in the day. We're not allowed to.

It's the use of the access that you have. Real estate agents, had some mates that are real estate agents. They can look up properties to see who owns properties and stuff. That's public info, isn't it? That's probably not that easily accessible. Yeah, true. Well, this is what I want to know.

When did you have a little snoop at work? Maybe you have it. Unanimously if you want. Did they fire these people that were snoop? They're fired. Because I actually wanted to do the phone of what got you fired from work. No, they will do that another time. Don't pack as sad.

You don't always get what you want in life. And that's a good lesson to learn. Uncross your arms. That's rude. Uncross your. One's being a brat. Well, I nearly died yesterday, so I've got a new lease on life, and I've decided to enter my brat era.

Yeah, I love it. We'll talk soon about how Warren nearly died, but yeah, this is what we were. Maybe a hottie came into work, and then they, like, used a system and you're like, look up. Don't tell me you're working at a gym and not being like, who's this then? Instagram, fall. Oh, I would never. I would never. Especially our gym, try to get out.

Try it again and try to make it believable. I would never. You went too far. You go. We've got an acting degree. Okay. Hi, Hayley. Hi.

It's Liz here. Hi, Liz. Les Mills, owner of the gym. Oh, Liz. How are you? Good, thank you. Yeah. Rich, man. I used to be the Mayor of Auckland. That's all I know about myself.

Have you been using the member sort of system to look up members of the gym for their personal details? Sorry, why? Am I using this system to look up members? Well, someone with your log-on has been looking up members. And they're all hot. I mean, people, not the members' members. Tell you they're all hot. Yeah, and they're all actually,

because there's BMI's in there and it's all like ideal range. I know BMI's not a good measurement of... Les, Mr Mills, please. I would never. I would never do that. There's obviously been some kind of breach and I'm going to look into this.

Yeah, but I do not accept that. Just make sure you log off from the computer. Yeah, I will. I'm so sorry. They wouldn't never. No, they would never. Is Fletch there? He's not.

Pass me the phone. Fletch, it's Les. Hi, Les. You know, this isn't my first call to you. Have you been accessing the company customer database again to look up? Seven times. That actually stacks.

Thank you for being honest with me. And you know what? You know what? Just between a couple of lads? We don't bloody mind, do we? Yeah. Don't. We don't bloody mind with this.

Can you pass you back to Haley? Okay. Haley, final warning. Gaday, Les. No, final warning. I can't have. I promise, nothing to do with that.

Pass me back to Fletch? Yep, Flech who wants to talk to you again. Some oddies, eh? He said, go just a little lads locker jack. Yeah. Anyway. I just like the formula going record. I don't know Les Mills.

I don't know if that was a fair or fitting description of the man. I don't even know if he's still alive. Yeah, love. All I know is these cars were stickers on their back window and that means they get the parks. Oh, okay. We've had some messages. Okay, well, this is what we want to know this morning.

Have you ever snooped at work? You've access yet? A little looker you've gone through some files. Or you've been on the receiving end. Like somebody has hit you up because they're like, how you came into my work. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you left your coffee card with your name on it and I followed you.

Oh, oh, we're coming back with this one. Someone's looked themselves up. What? And being shocked at the results. Stay churned. You've got me hooked for me. I am hooked. I'm hooked for it.

Was that a radio veteran teasing the listener? I need to write this down. I'm learning. This is what happens when I sleep more than four hours a night. IRD workers have been fired for snooping on a file, and we want to know if you've ever done this at work. Just have a little look. Oh, Snoopty.

We're certainly not encouraging it. We hear some wild messages through. Maybe you've been on the receiving end as well. Someone's hit you up after searching your details. I just ran to the bathroom and back during that Sabrina Carpenter song, and I've come back to a text machine full. Full to the brim. You'll play some Snoop Dog.

Let's start. But anonymous. Oh, yeah, that's a good idea. What did you snoop on? So I worked at a bank. Yes. And whenever it's quiet, I just kind of look at random people's names and just snoop at what they've got hiding in there.

Okay. What do you mean? You're just looking at how much money they've got? Yeah, just how much money they've got and, you know, just sometimes what they, where they spend. And you've got to find something to do when it's quiet. So you're allowed to do that? No, hence why I'm anonymous. I'm anonymous.

What if the computer's like, sends an alert to someone? She's looking at someone's account? We get told that it can be, like, checked and stuff, but... No one does. No one has? Not been told. Yeah, no one's amazing. Okay.

I mean, it was certainly past a day. I can't have a little look at it. I would do it. I would do it. I would do it. Totally. Emma, thank you. Oh, sorry, Anonymous. Let's go to Emma.

Emma, what did you have a little snoop at work? Yeah, well, I had an ex-collique who had gone on maternity leave and we needed some info that was on her email. And I had to get into it and I got what I needed. And then I was like, I feel like she totally would have been bitching about me and my art friends. So you went through her emails? Yeah, I went into her like conversations.

You can see conversations. And I just typed in my name. And I was like, oh my God. And I saw hundreds of conversations she had with other colleagues about how we were like late from getting back from our lunch break and just really so pathetic things. And so I just like took a whole bunch of screenshots and sent them to people. and then, yeah, they'd come back.

She never came back. Wow. No, no, no back. Wow. You kind of, I mean, you do, but you don't want to know what people are saying about you, right? Yeah, it's a curiosity, though. Yeah. I was so curious because she was, like, she tried to act like she was our friend, but I just knew.

She was tough. You know, yeah. She was a fake. She was a fake friend. Yeah. Yeah. Amazing. Emma, thank you.

So many messages. Where to start? I worked for a bespoke high-end jeweler We sold to many high-profile New Zealanders So I could look up how much they paid For their wedding engagement rings Oh, that's quite fun Yeah

Okay My fiance is a cop And the goss he has is unreal I bet, yeah I worked at a prosecution law firm And I used to sit and read the files Of different people all the time A few came through of people I knew

And it was the best The best? Nosey Um I was asked out by a patient And said no but then I changed my mind so I went into his file to find his number to text him

Oh so you're like a doctor or a nurse or something Is that naughty? I used to work at a luxury car brand I'd snoop on celebrity car owners for no particular reason other than to be nosy How much they paid for the car I used to develop photos in the 90s Back when printing was a manual job

So I had to look at many celebrities of photos I used to always think this Like the things they would have seen You had to print your nudes Well it's back in but it's back in fashion, people get in their roles developed. Yeah. I can access parents' details for the children all over the school,

not just in my class. Let's just say there's some hot single dads. Looking up the hot single dads. That's so good. You're like, he has not arrived with a wife at any point. I used to work at a hearing clinic and we got a call from the men's prison saying one of the prison's hearing aids wasn't working. So we looked up the name of the guy.

it turns out he was a drug smuggler and he was 80 years old he'd only been in prison for five years he was an old man drug smuggler Who's smuggling drugs after you turn 70? That's a young man's game Yeah but also you probably got nothing You probably burnt through your Kiwi saver Or don't have one

So you're like what have I got to lose Someone said I looked up my file When I was working at a government department Okay I found out a whole bunch of stuff from my childhood That I have zero recollection of Big Yikes working through it in therapy now Wow. Holy. That's the one that looked up themselves.

Wow. Wow. I saw my workmate's penis on his work phone, Dirty Bugger. I don't know if that's the topic. I think... Dirty Buggar was sending nudes and they weren't to his wife. Okay. All right. Well, that'll teach you for snurping on his phone, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. I used to work for the company that managed the superannuation for two of our largest sports teams. Fair to say, I know how much some former squads will be living on. Oh. You're talking like what the All Blacks are putting into the... Yeah, right.

Into the retirement. Do you think they do the 4%? What do they do a bit more in their Kiwi Saver? At least a 4%. I hope they're in aggressive funds. They're young. You've got to go aggressive, especially if you're younger. Yeah.

Do you think the Mungrel mob's got Kiwi Sabre and they... Or any kind of proceeds of crime or whatever they put... Yes. Yeah, I think it's just they each have a bag and they put the cash in it and they save the cash in. Kiwi saver. Rainy day, yeah. I worked at a youth service. You know, have you got Kiwisava?

Do you have Kewisov? I worked at the youth service at college, and I found out my arched emissons who bullied me really badly at the time, came in because they needed to be treated for chlamydia. 16-year-old me never felt so good at having that gossip. Yeah, good. But did you use it for evil? No, we don't make fun.

No. Get over it. No. Because there's lots of them. I hired a trailer from a petrol station in my younger days. A week later, I got to text. asking what I was doing, figured out it was the dude who served me when I returned the trailer. Because he would have had the details from the trailer hire, Rich.

Did you read that bank follow-up one, that another person works at a bank? No. There's alerts for high-profile people, and if you look them up, you get a phone call straight away. Straight away. If there was a celebrity and you were like, how much money is blooming, you know, Mike McRobberts got or something? It would go, bing. Right, he can ask for it. I had a couple of Warbacks players called through to the bank, and because I spoke to them,

I thought to go, you know, I was allowed to look through the accounts, had a little snurpy spree. A bit of money there, they say. Also had an ex-Warriers player applying to join the bank. I wanted to decline him, though, because he'd been playing rubbish for the Warriors. Brilliant. Put the guy's mind at ease, maybe he might play a little bit better if his banking worries are out of the way. Oh, wait, have we got a goody?

I don't think I'll read the whole thing, but I work at a funeral home and we had a random letter from a prison directed to a family of a murder victim. him. We opened him. You can't just stop there, Haley. I probably can. Someone from the Mungerbob has messaged and your Kiwi-saver is my Kiwisaber. The Z-M Podcast Network. Play Z-Ns, Fleshhorn and Haley.

Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. It's a volcano week here at Factor the day, and today I'm going to tell you about how an eruption of a volcano caused the French Revolution. Oh, okay. So sit back in relax. Viva la revolution. And we will tell you this history of a revolution. Let's go to Iceland. Sorry, Iceland.

Iceland? Iceland. Iceland. Yeah. Iceland. Iceland. Greenland. Greenland.

Greenland, New Zealand. New Zealand. Okay. Let's go to Iceland. It is June 1783. A 27-kilometer fisher. Tears open.

Oh, ow. And in the next month, eight months it's just bleeding lava and pumping 120 million tons of sulfur dioxide into the atmosphere. Goodness. Like a long, eight-month-long fart. Was it the same one that erupted?

Remember when all the flights were canceled? No, there was ocean, blug and slug and slug and stuff. nine. Yeah, that was like 10 years ago or something. Yeah, no, this is called Laki. L-A-K-I. It's called the Larky Fischer, if you want to look it up. If you've been to Iceland, because this is the other thing, when you talk about these things, there's always a listener. Our well-travelled,

our worldly listeners. Also, I've been there. Well, that when we did those things, people accidentally discovered. People are like, been there. Amazing. You know our friend, Dr. Shawnee, they did Iceland. Yes, they did. It was beautiful. In a camper van, and it didn't, sun didn't sit until like...

Yeah, well, didn't I? I don't think it did it all, yeah. In the peak of summer. So in Iceland, this 120 million tons of sulfur dioxide, Iceland lost a quarter of its population to famine and fluoride poison because it got it in the water and, of course, that's not good for you. So then the haze drifts across Europe. Like, you might be familiar with the European drift more of your Chernobyl European drift

of a cloud that kind of spread out and caused a whole lot of trouble. Well, it drifted across Europe, and in summer, temperatures in France dropped sharp, drop sharply. So then the harvests of 1783, 1785 and 1788 rubbish. Because it's so cold, everything's so wildly different

because of this eruption that they can't grow what they normally go. Bread prices, to the point where families are like spending 80% of their income on bread alone. Oh, jeez.

That's a lot of length for the list. The bread was a stable. Expensive toast. Well, yeah, it was supposed to be cheap. So then France had already... Fodels would blow their mind, though. Dude, man. Imagine it.

if they got a little Vogels, they'll be like, What is this? It's all chewy and moist. It's delicious. But I cannot find the toasters that will toast it right. It keeps being soft the whole time. So team that up with France backing the American Revolution. And if you've watched Hamilton, the musical, you'll know Lafayette.

Lafayette. He's French and he's bringing in the French money. Right. You know? So they funded the American Revolution. And then so by the end of that, no money. Everything costs a lot. People are starving, furious.

and France is a little bit of in trouble. All because of a volcano. It triggers the French Revolution. I've never tied volcanoes to bread, but it makes sense. Volcanoes to bread and bread to revolution. In three easy steps. Yeah. I just want to see if anybody has text in it.

Start your revolution today. Can confirm. Somebody said I was there in 1783. Terrible fog that. I didn't mean there when it erupted, you silly Billy, 710. I meant have you been there for a like that? You're silly. I like that.

I love our time travelling listeners. Yeah, me too. Terrible fog. What are you off to today, 96-9-6? Yeah. So, today's fact of the day is that a volcanic... I thought we could have some light banter about it afterwards. We're running late.

We're running late because you soon have to tell us how you nearly died, Vaughn. Well, let's wrap this in then. Okay. Because a whole lot of people did die back in 1783, but we won't dwell on that. Don't minimalise it? I won't. Today's fact of the day is that an Icelandic eruption led to the French Revolution.

Fact of the day, day, day, day, day, day. Do, do, do, do do to do, do do do do do do do do. Play Z-N's, Fletch, One and Haley. Oh no, you called me. That was what happened. I'm in the car. And it pops up. Carl Fletcher calling.

This will be good. Despite being very good friends, we don't really talk on the phone. We message each other. If there's ever a call... Oh, it's going to be good. It means gosh. Turn off the lawn mile good, you know? Like, how like I'll call you back?

Like, turn off the lawmow. Exactly. Because I'm in the car, I'm going to call. Fletcher's like, because I'm on the way in. Because last night we stayed at the JW Marriott in Auckland, because we were taking some genuine friends there in just over 10 days time. You're taking some listeners? So, of course, we had to test it out.

Oh, my God. And did we test it out? Trivet, amazing restaurant. Yes. Handsome chef. Did I say that loud? Yes, he did. I mean, the world said it out loud.

Wallace Moore, look it up. His face set it out loud. And he can cook. And great arms. Anyway, we're not here to talk about that. Charismatic. Good yards. Funny.

Great with a knife. Back on track. So I get a call and it says, Carl Fletcher, because I kept him in my phone quite like professionally. It's calling and I answer. I'm like, good a man. He's like, good-day, are you? your way in are you? I said, yeah, I am on my way in. He said, would you mind come and give me a hand?

Something's getting dropped off at the apartment in 20 minutes. I said, well, yeah, I'm 12 minutes away from your place. I'll pop by and help. What a pure coincidence. And I get there and I said, what are we lifting in? Because I thought it was your bench top. Because you said, oh, it's been on the way and we might need some extra muscle to lift this thing in. And I said, I didn't really ask. And then I got there. I said, is it your bench top? And he said, no, it's my coffee table. And it's quite heavy, Hayley. Oh, I know it. It's about a hundred and, I want to say with the case on it, 110 KGs.

We, I helped you choose it. The slab. Yeah, yeah. It's lovely. It's lovely. Very booed. So anyway, it gets unloaded by a man whose arms, well, like pythons. I was like, he'll be hanging around to help.

Wait, just checking. Are you straight? Yeah, still. Last time I checked. This is quite gay from you. Well, no, is that one man, platonically admiring another man's arms. He was also very attractive, Haley. I was an ability to cause the use of a knife.

I was upset that you were. went there to a... Yeah, why was I not called in for back up? He had that thing in his arms where his arms are so big, there's a third muscle on top of the two muscles on the forearm. It's like in here, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he didn't even lift it.

He used his... There is nothing like a crown for picking it up and putting it down. So he wheels, I'm like, Ouse is going to be lifting. Like, well, those arms, it'd be a waste if he did it. And he puts it down, says, what's your name, writes on his thing and taps.

And I'm like, wait a minute, where are you going? Well, he had to lift this thing up a flight of stairs. He was trapping the traffic, so he had to move his truck. And he was like, I'm out, I've delivered it, that's my job. His job isn't to get it into the apartment. We just needed, the work was we had a trolley thing we could flip it up onto and then take it in the lift, the service lift. But there was like, what, six stairs?

We had to get it up? Four. Fowl like 12. From the service lift. From the lobby, up to the lift. Oh, yes, yes, yes, I know it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we're at the bottom.

We're like, how heavy is this thing? I jump on one end and Fletcher's like, not like, let's test it. He's like, one, two, three, and all of a sudden it's up. I'm like, uh-oh, nah. So Fletcher goes to the gym every single day. He jumped on the end that faced forward. I'm backwards going up the stairs first. And in hindsight, the guy with the chicken legs shouldn't have been on the stairs.

Well, the chicken legs did their thing, although the chicken legs, every time I had to like take the weight of everything up onto one foot to put the foot up onto that step. My whole body was like, GKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK. Like, wait. I thought you were still going to the gym. No, I've been slack lately.

Me too. And my ears were like, and then the hearing completely disappeared from the ears. Now, I don't think this is good. I think you're a step away from a bleeding nose. Did you nearly have an aneurysm? And I got it up to the top and I was just like, poof. And I put it down and it's just like,

also, by the way, Vaughn tells me this later at the hotel at dinner. So you didn't say, holy molly, I need to take a break. He wasn't like, let's just put it down on the step. No, because I thought I was dying, so I was like, let's get this done before they were aneurysm. I don't want to inconvenience anybody. Yeah, poor Fletch. He can't do this on his own. No, so we did the thing, and then we flipped the whole massive thing onto a dolly trolley and pulled that around and go.

Once we got it on the trolley, it was fine. We're all good. But you didn't tell me that you had an audio, an audio weighing. What does that mean? I've had it once at the gym where I've, put down something and then I went and you're like, oh was it not enough blood to the head?

I think you just pushed too hard. I think I just pushed it a bit hard. Okay. But I'm okay now. Yeah. Your ear was bleeding at dinner. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I put a tampon on that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pulled the tampon out this morning. What do you say? He nearly killed himself for a bloody coffee table. Thank you so much. I can't wait to put my feet up on this thing. It's nauseous. Well, you've ever earned it.

You've earned it. No, she no feet on the coffee table. No feet. Not your feet. You've got cracked heels. Yeah, an athlete's foot. I don't have cracked. Please, no, I don't have cracked.

Everybody listening. It's got cracked. The combo of the face. I don't have cracked heels. I don't have cracked heels at the moment. I promise. Next, next time I'll ask someone else. We can't lose Vaughn.

No, no, I'm all good. Are you sure? Ideally, we don't lose Vaugh. I'd like you to talk to Dr. Shawnee about this. because it doesn't sound good. I told you I went to the doctor with my shopping list a couple of weeks ago and he said, nothing to worry about,

nothing to worry about, nothing to worry about, get a blood test to a poo in a container. Yeah, right. But you nearly had an aneurysm yesterday. Yeah. Well, I'll start a new list for the next time. New list. Fresh list. I lifted a thing, I think I nearly had an aneurysm.

The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fleshhorn and Haley. Now, in my family, there is a tradition that was not bestowed upon my dad. It's Matthew. Matthew, my cousin Matthew, my uncle Matthew, my granddad Matthew,

his father, Matthew, Matthew, Matthew was the name that was passed out. But that's like a generational thing. Oh yeah, we had a William on my mum's side. Every generation that had ever William. But that's usually like the father passes it to the son, to the son, to the son, to the son. To the Holy Ghost.

To the Father, the Spirit, the Holy Ghost, Amen. But this family here, Mary is the mum, Brian is the dad. Brian, it's supposed to be Joseph if the book's anything to go by. No, we're not biblical anymore. Oh, but he said one.

They were expecting their first child. Oh, but mum, he had a biblical joke. He got a Bible joke? I want to have a Bible joke. Are you happy? Yes. We're going to talk about the Bible more on the show soon or if we drop that for time.

No, we are going to talk about the Bible more. Oh, the biblical diet. Yeah, this is how people are shredding the KJ's to keep listening. What you've seen Jesus up there on the cross. The dude's ripped. Carry on, please. Shoot it.

I should have saved that joke. That joke's in my show. I think that's where you've heard it. I think I've spent a lifelong joke for any. I know, but you've just sort of gone like, oh, I was saving that joke. Just wanted to say, don't say it too much because it is in my show.

I've got it up on for tickets. Anyway, so Mary and Brian had their first child, and they were like, we want to carry on a tradition. They named that child Mary. Mary and Brian named it Mary. Wait, so Mary's family did this? Or Mary was like, let's start a tradition? Mary's mother is Mary.

She's Mary. has a daughter, she's like, we'll call her Mary. Then they had another daughter, years later, and they thought, you know what? Let's name her Mary. Again, they've already got a Mary or first name. First name Mary. Huh. Get this.

They have two more daughters. They name them both Mary. Can you like legally do that? There's Mary, Mary and little Mary. They should have been for quite contrary. Yeah, they should have. How does your garden grow? But you can do this?

You're allowed, obviously. Well, this is in the state. So, yeah, they're allowed to. Okay. Long history of strong women in my family named Mary. I guess it says your mum. Why just bestow it upon the first one? Mums are so good at this.

If they're angry or you're yelling, they'll just say, Biam! Mary! She'll say your brother's name, your dad's name, and then your name. Yeah, she'll get there. Bloody, what's here? The cat's name sometimes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mary. Well, this one's easy. Mary. Yep. Four girls, Mary. Anyway, very odd tradition. I want to know what's your weird family tradition. Doesn't have to be about names.

Tell everyone your one. We kiss on the mouth and we call each other babe. I don't think that's that weird. So weird. Me and my brother call each other babe. And you kiss your brother on the mouth when you see him. Not open mouth. Well, obviously there's no tongue, but it's still like, mu.

Yeah, it's like I kiss my friends on the mouth. We'll do it on the cheek. Well, sometimes you'll get a cheek. My family kiss on the mouth. That's what we do. No, it's weird. I want to know what is your weird family tradition. 0800 dials at em is the number.

You can text through. We don't talk about our feelings until it's too late. Someone's crying. Well, that's just a thing everyone does. You're planning on passing that one on to the girls? I'm trying to stop it in its tracks, to be honest. Okay, 9-696 to text us. 0800 at him to call us.

Tell us about your weird family tradition. Family in the States, mum's Mary. Her mother was Mary and she named all four of her daughter's Mary. You'd think you'd mix it up a bit. Yeah, maybe Mary is a middle name. Mariana. Yeah. Yeah.

Mary had a little lamb. Well, Sheree joins us. Good morning, Sheree. Hi. Now, this is your dad's side of the family. He's got four sisters. What's the first sister's name? The first one's name is Magdalena.

Oh, that's love. The second? The second's name is Katerina. Oh, okay. What's the third one? Magdalena Okay We're back to Magdalena

First one Magdalena Wait a minute We had a cat What do we have in the middle There second baby Catalina Catarina

Catarina And then three Magdalinas He's got three sisters Called Magdalena Yes And then that got passed Down to two cousins Oh my God

Is Catalina's middle name Magdalena No she's the only one That didn't get a second's name You'd feel a bit ripped off Why do they hate her so much? It's like my mum's Patsy and her sister's a Loretta Lorraine and Latitia in your life. Why isn't she now?

Just got the dart, yeah. Yeah, right, okay. Matt Delana and, okay. Yeah, and then on my mom's side of the family, we give each other three kisses on the mouth. Oh, that's a bit much. I think that's quite cute. I kiss my family on the mouth. It's a bit odd.

It's just like, yeah. Three kisses on the mouth. Yeah. With a minimal gap between, I feel like there could be a saliva bridge between the two mouths. It's like literally a, mu, mu, mu, mu, mu, mu, mu. I like that, that's Q. Yep. That's odd.

It's odd. I'm going to be honest, it's a bit odd. Yeah, granddad, when he was alive, yet, there was a bit of the sort kiss, but, you know, you kind of get over and a move from to the next one. I don't think you should, actually. I would take umbrage with a sloppy old man, kiss. Can you pass on our love to Magdalena, Magdalena and Magdalana, but not to Catalina, Catarina.

Well, that was the other side of the family, so you'd have to keep in mind to only give one kiss. I got one kiss on that. Right. So three. So one side of the family's three kisses on the mouth. The other side of the family is three Magdalena. Magdalena.

Three Magdalena. But still everybody is kissing. We're all kissing. Thank you. Just one though. Some messages in your family's odd tradition. My family have always called each other Dick or Dickhead, and it's not like a bad thing.

And I called my husband and his family Dickhead's when I first met Turns out that's not a term of endearment that can be panted around without prior warning. Not unless everyone's on board. Yeah, we're all going to be on board. Somebody said, I'm Mary Ann, my mum's Barbara Ann and my daughter is Renee Ann. Barbaran. Barbaran. Maria.

Bar Bar Barbarian Sorry That's good And Renan Connected by Barbaran Stop now Somebody said We knew a family

That had a tradition And all Everybody was named Jay There was John and Joanne And they had their kids Johnny and Joanna And their grandparents They were all

Yeah they're all Kayes Right Kim Kendall Kylie Chloe Chloe Kevin Chris Caneshua.

And Kira Knightley. She's a double bang. She's a double K. People don't know that she's actually a cousin of the Kardashian Nightly Kardashian. Okay right. Someone messaged saying they don't do Christmas at Christmas time. They do Christmas when it's winter

in New Zealand. They just like it better. Like a midwinter. Yeah, but I understand a minute but to Christmas in addition to a summer Christmas. What are you not doing a summer Christmas for? But also where where do you live? If you're at Auckland, that's It's stupid.

Like if you're in Queenstown or like, you know, Central Otago, yes, beautiful. It's gorgeous. I imagine maybe they travel. Yeah, maybe you do. Chase the snow. Yeah.

That'd be really nice. Maybe. Somebody else said, our family tradition is a glass of wine with dinner even from when we were kids would always have a glass of red wine with dinner. Okay. Is that the French that do that, isn't it?

It is the French that do that. The kids have a little Prosecco in the morning. Wait, the kids have proscenco. Like a red wine at dinner. Like a pre-Kindi pre-Kendi pre-Cicco. Yeah, you could have a little bubbles in the morning to start the day. and then a red at night. God, you need the sippy cup

if you're having a bubbles in the morning a white with lunch and a red with dinner Yeah, yeah, yeah. One hell of a day, yeah. Oh, okay, my family, we rub our cheeks together. Like cats. Instead of kissing. I'm sorry, that's very intimate.

That's bizarre. That's very intimate. Snuggles. That's very intimate. I said we should start doing that in the mornings. Don't touch me. No, I don't want to check rub. I don't want you to touch me.

I don't want to check rob. Somebody I said, my family's always been bum patters. Oh, okay. You're not into that? Oh, yeah. Yeah, right. You're not into that? Oh, I'm not into my mother or my, anyone touch you.

We're a bit bum patty. Are you a bum patty as well? Yeah, we're close, eh? Yeah, yeah. It's odd. It's odd. Take that to the therapist next time, I reckon. I don't think you and Patsy are going to be allowed into IKEA today.

Do you reckon? With this behavior. Linked arms, a couple of lesbians with a massive age. Do you guys? Coming to get some flat-packed furniture to chuck in the back of the year? The Z&M Podcast Network Play ZM's Fletch Forne and Haley

If you've got the Spotify app You would have seen the hideously disgusting logo Celebrating their 20th anniversary Yeah, that blew my mind That it's been around for 20 years Yeah And they launched that thing last week Where you could see your first songs

Ever listen and kind of like a rap But it was a bit more budget Mine was in RICO and Glaciers And so, but everybody's just like How can a company that big, make something so disgusting because it is the most hideous app logo. It's just weird.

And also like, it's what's the point? Have they changed it slightly since? Oh, probably they would have made minimal tweaks like Instagram. Oh no, Instagram's was a huge change. Used be that brown polaroid camera. Yeah, that's right, yeah. But it is funny because not only are members of the public dunking on Spotify,

but now companies and other brands are having a gold. It's brilliant. So there's Kit Kat Social Media. Kit Kat did a disco ball. A disco ball. There's quite a few. There's like a number of like apps and stuff. You know like everyone with their little squares changing theirs.

Juulingo, fighter hot shot. They're pretty good with their social media and making fun of other people. And Scrub Daddy. Those are the two I reckon two big companies that are just nailing the socials. Hang on. I'm looking at what Spotify's looked like throughout the ages and it's It's pretty wild.

It was really interesting. It's always had the green, but not always had that logo. So the old Spotify logo used to say Spotify, but the letters were all on different. And Spotify, the logo looks to have turned up for the first time in 2014. So when they did it,

they posted a thing on their social media, Spotify saying, isn't she lovely? And then they posted something last night saying, all right, we know glitter is not for everyone. You're regularly scheduled. Spotify icon returns next week. I reckon they plan to have it out for a little bit longer and the hate was like...

But it's so gross, you almost think about taking it off the front page. Somebody did mock up the duolingo icon as a disco ball. And it's very cute. Yeah. Yeah. But if a swing and a miss. But we're all talking about it. Exactly. Like, it's a miss, but...

They wouldn't have never kept it. No. But I guess it got them some free press. All publicity is good publicity, right? The Zadamcast Network. Let's talk about this diet. Now, I want to preface this by saying, I'm quite anti-diet culture.

As someone who has tried them all, and you eat whatever you want. But do you know what I mean? We live a short life. And we're not just, we don't exist just to get smaller and smaller and smaller. But there is this diet that's doing the rounds. It's not the weight loss jabs.

Well, because I was thinking about that last night. We went to Trivert. At the JW Merritt. We're doing a promotion with them at the moment. We're going to take some listeners soon. Yeah. Last night. Like, we ate so much and it was all delicious.

it was all a matter. But when you're on these jabs, you don't eat much. You can't eat much. So we wouldn't have been able to experience so much. No, that's what I reckon. Eating is one of the great joys. Unfortunately, I just have to exercise a bit more to balance it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Got to get back into that. We love a bit of a balanced lifestyle. And just letting, you're just relaxing a bit. But anyway, it's just how we exist, that people want to be getting skinny. And we're trying all the diets. And this is the new diet that is doing the rounds. It's the Bible diet, the biblical diet.

And to tell you what, there's already influences selling programs for the Bible diet, $700 a month if you want to get in there. Now, what? How long do you have to be nailed to the cross before you lose weight? I think he was up there for a good 12 hours. That's the fasting period. That's for fast. That's the original fast.

We hang you to a cross. We nail you there through your hands. They self-heal. The body renews quite quickly. No, it's eating foods that only exist that are mentioned in the Bible. Bible. No, I'm having not read the Bible. Would this be similar to paleo?

It'd be pretty paleo-based. Very, very similar. Excludes pork, shellfish and scavenger animals because the Old Testament says we don't eat those. Yes, yeah. Even though scavenger animals are crabs and I will eat all the scavengers. I'll eat all the scavengers. You were telling me at the final, what was it called the final dinner.

Last meal. Last supper. The last meal. The last hurrah. Dinner box. Or that one at the big table. Yeah. The dinner meal.

The last supper. If somebody, the weight stuff came to that last supper giant table in the painting and said, here's some soft shell crab with some chili. A beautiful miso-chilly glass. Yeah. Oh, yeah. You were telling me they wouldn't eat that. I think they wouldn't.

They wouldn't. They would. They would. And a side of freshly shucked oysters and some sort of maybe pulled pork. Yeah. So the Bible was the food blueprint before nutrition science existed. By the way, just to reiterate, I'm not, I'm not vouching for this. Olive oils, fish, raw honey.

What kind of that's kind of? So now we're doing Mediterranean. aren't we? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Which Stanley Tucci lives by, and he's the only one that hasn't changed between the two Devil Wes Prada movies. Yeah, there's also... He still looks exactly the same. Yeah, he does.

There's also the Daniel fast, which is a 21-day Vigian water fast. Don't fath, both on the bach of Daniel. And door spice to live like Chris Pratt and Mark Wahlberg, both jobless loving, you know, Jesus loving Chris James. Okay. Well... I just go for a walk, you know what I eat a sandwich. Yeah, what does the bit of,

diet say about a donut because I was quite tempted on a donut after work, yeah? Thou shalt not eat. Eat thine donut. Damn it! Hey guys, apparently being the company's most successful podcast isn't enough.

They want us to tell people to tell more of their friends. So people are clearly liking it, but we have to tell them to tell others to like it. I would concentrate more on the shitter podcast that the company made. Yeah, same. You know the real losers out there. Same. No, no, no, we just... Yeah. Maybe we won't say nice.

Maybe we should even encourage people to listen to other podcasts that the company makes. Yeah, nah. No, but only after Alves. Yeah, nah, no, don't do that. And not more than ours. Give us a sexy little review though. Play ZM's Fletchhorn and Haley.