ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 19th September 2023

Episode Date: September 18, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. The Flesh, Fawn and Hayley Big Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Good morning, welcome to the show, Flesh, Fawn and Hayley. What's up guys, what's up? I'm dry today, man. Got dry nostrils and a dry lip. Oh, okay.

Dry lips. Yeah, right. And maybe drink some water. I'll be drinking water like it's going out of fashion. There we go. We need you hydrated. We've got a big show today as per our Cash Catch-Up. Your chance to win some money at 8 o'clock this morning.

We play at 8, midday and 4. What did we give away yesterday morning? Like $470? $470. I feel like it had $470 in it. A lot of cash. So we're going to keep going until we give away $25,000.

So the cash catch up you can play this morning on the show at 8 o'clock. Also, behind you, we've got four Flight Centre Captain's Packs left. Yep. Yesterday gave away

a $500 gift card. I've eaten the peanut, mini peanut slabs out of all of the bags. They're the perfect size, aren't they? They're just spot on. They're just right. You don't feel guilty eating them, but you're getting a little bit of a sweet treat.

Not even worth logging. But loads of Flight Centre gift cards up for grabs about 8.30 this morning if you want to win those. Next on the show, how do you steal $99,000 worth of power? Don't know. I don't know. I don't know either. Annoyingly, the story hasn't given us the exact details on how they did it. Probably because we could do it too. We'd give it a nudge, wouldn't we?

That's fair. Hey, we've all run a garden hose over a fence into somebody else's property and borrowed a bit of water. Haven't we? Run an extension cord into a neighbour's garage if it was the closer power point. Have we? What?

Of course we have. I can't say that I have. Some people, it's wild that in some parts of New Zealand people don't pay for their water. There's not too many places left. Is Zealand, people don't pay for their water. You know, like it's included. There's not too many places left. Is New Plymouth still? Wellington doesn't.

When I left Wellington. They should be paying for their water because you've got a water shortage coming up, Wellington, and then people are like, well, you've got to save water. But apparently for every litre of water used in Wellington, a litre of water is lost because of the old pipes. Oh, right. And if you're not paying for your water,

you're not going to get an updated pipe. But I pay rates. Yes, but the amount you you're not paying for your water, you're not going to get an updated pipe. But I pay rates. Yes, but the amount you're paying is outdated for how much things cost now. Well, when I moved to Auckland, I was shooketh to pay for water. You paid for water. This is my God-given right

to have lovely, fresh, clean water. Don't you carry on like that. That's why you have a 15-minute shower at the gym. That's why I absolutely just sit down. Ew, yuck. The gym. I got out of the shower at the gym yesterday and that towel that I brought was really mucky and gross.

So I ended up drying myself with a t-shirt. Not a good experience. It's so grim at the moment, isn't it? It is, yeah. As you were, sorry, Vaughan. There's an article here about a Wellingtonian getting three water invoices at once in Bill Backlog, and that was from 2022, so maybe it's been...

Maybe it's been instated. It's been brought in. But one thing we do have to pay for, regardless of where you live, is power. And someone's been busted nicking it. Those bastards. Not just a little bit. Five people have been jointly charged with not only growing cannabis.

Cannabis? Yes, Mary Jane. They have also been charged with stealing $100,000 worth of electricity. From whom? From Genesis Energy. Oh. So that's probably how they got away with it, because you'd notice if your power bill had gone up.

Well, I'm guessing this is over one growing season. Maybe. How much does a hydroponics unit use? I don't know. But they must have had a massive setup going. Yeah, yeah. Massive setup going. Because they're saying they've been the exact amount,

$99,268.96 worth of electricity. How they got it that specific, I do not know. That would mean that they're taking it from someone's source, right? Yes, a source. Because there's a meter on that. Yeah, true. If they've got an exact cost. Because this article is infuriating because it doesn't tell us how they stole the power. They don't say how.

Extension cord or what? Because that's what I think, how they've done it, must be a new and exciting way. Because they've stolen off Genesis. They haven't stolen off Jenny. Jenny who lives on the same block. They could have taken it from a house that wasn't connected. You know how they... You're saying a house...

You know when you move into a flat, your name's not on the power bill, yet you can get a few days of power. Heat up the spa. Heat up the spa. Crank the heat pump. Yeah. Or let men ring and get connected.

Charge your phones. Run power into an empty house next door. Maybe. And then it was kind of between owners. Good Lord. But that would have sparked, pun intended, that would have sparked interest when the house with no one allocated to it, would they go run and read the meter?

That's what I mean. They probably wouldn't. You wouldn't want to draw attention to your big setup. Is it like when you go to Bali or Southeast Asia or South America and you see those power lines and you're just like, how is this working? Are we all just plugging

into it? And you just see it looks like people have literally put some wires on the line. We had a shared backyard with, you know, one of those old villas split into three.

Yeah. Shared backyard, but the shed was ours. It had a washer dryer and we were like, oh, how come, how do we know

that we're paying for that power? And the landlord was always like, don't worry about it. Oh, okay. Don't worry about it.

Don't worry about it. We were like, are we paying for the power to the laundry? No, don't worry about it. As if we weren't. Oh, right.

But we were using it, but it was hooked to a different flat. Wait, so everyone in all three flats got to use that shit? No. Just you? Just us. Huh. Yeah, I know. Oh, that's dodgy.

It was dodge. But free power. Oh, man, I washed those sheets. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Right. Oh, well, what naughty, those sheets. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Right. Oh, well, what naughty, naughty criminals. Naughty, naughty.

What are they more in trouble for? The fine or the huge marijuana setup? That's a very good point. Cultivating cannabis. They've been charged with stealing power. It's just that the investigation has ended and the five men are now set to appear in Manukau District Court.

Well, maybe we'll get some more details of how they did that. Yeah, yeah. Well, let us know. Remember that time I caught my neighbours plugging into the communal hallway power? Yes. With the extension cord? Oh my god, from what? From under the door? Yes. To heat up their grip. To crank the grill

heater, right? Yeah. Oh my god, get a grip. Unbelievable. I was like, unplug that? Naughty. Oh, somebody just messaged in, it's very easy to steal power I'll tell you how Tell me We're not encouraging that You pay your way

No I'm not going to I pay my way But tell me More curiosity than anything Right Yeah Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley

It's a Barbie movie We've all seen it haven't we You've seen it now Fletch Yeah Yes I think I was the last to see it. Yeah, almost the last.

Yes, that's right. That's right. And you still haven't seen Oppenheimer, which I know you're about to speak of the Barbie record. I haven't seen it. Oppenheimer. But I think that's about to break a billion dollars. Is that?

It's up to $900 million at the box office. It's still at the movies, eh? Because I can't see it on DVD. Barbie's already on paid streaming services. It's coming, yeah. Well, Barbie's passed lots of records.

The biggest this by a female director, biggest that by a doody doodoo. Now it has just surpassed Marvel's The Avengers to take the 11th highest grossing movie of all time. It only needs $27.2 million to knock Jurassic World out of there and be in the top 10 of all time. Of all movies.

Jurassic World. Which one was Jurassic World? Was that the- Chris Pratt. Chris Pratt. Oh, no. When they brought it back, right? 2015.

Yeah, okay. Yeah, it was When they brought it back, right? 2015. Yeah, okay. Yeah, it was when they brought it back. Yeah. So if it gets to the top 10. Wow, 2012's Avengers. So the first Avengers movie. Yeah, do you have the 10 movies above it? Yeah.

I'm just trying to think of the order. Is this American box office or worldwide? Because I know they're a bit different. Okay, so American top 10. Top American grossing films all time. I've got the list, but it's not in order. That's annoying.

Do you know what I mean? Lazy journalism. Do you know what I mean? Okay. Top 10. So 11 is now Barbie. Yeah. Then 10 after that is Jurassic World.

Yeah. From 2015. Yep. Just above that's Titanic or Titanic. Wow. Titanic. We held that for a long time. Long time.

Also, you know Vaughn has still never seen that. Yeah, it's disgusting. It makes me lose a lot of respect in him. I know the deal with it though. Number eight is Avengers Infinity War. Number seven is Avatar The Way of Water. Six is Black Panther. I know, gross.

Yeah, I know. Yuck. I know. Six is Black Panther. Five is Top Gun Maverick. Four is Avatar. Number three is Spider-Man No Way Home. Weird, man.

That was good. Number two. Number two good? Number two is Avengers Endgame. Really? A lot of superhero crap. Yeah. And number one.

The people have spoken. Number one is Star Wars The Force Awakens from 2015. Is it? Yeah, I know. So the oldest film in that list is Titanic. Titanic. Yeah, wow. Okay.

Trying to go down to see a movie. I'm like, yeah, hell yeah. I mean, some of these are weird. Finding Dory's 21. Shrek 2. Now I stand by that. That's a good one. Probably the best Shrek 2 now I stand by that that's a good one probably the best Shrek

yeah Shrek 2 well go Barbie go you know yeah that's fantastic this is great

and it won't stop either yeah it's a great movie play ZM's Fletchford and Hayley's Fletchford and Hayley's silly little boys silly little boys it is so silly silly little pose, silly little pose.

It is so silly, silly, silly that the silly little pose, silly little pose, silly little pose, silly little pose, silly little pose. Today is silly little pose. You can only pick one for an intimate lie down, maybe a sit on the couch. For the rest of your life, are you getting scratches? Little, like, light little scratches? Itches? Scratches? Rubs?

Or tickles? Nice tickles. Tickles being, like, on the arms and the hair. I get tickles. A relaxing tickle. Yeah. Oh, right. Because I hit tickle.

Yeah, almost like a scratch, though, isn't it? Light scratch. You know, a scratch would be more on the back. Yeah. More force. Nail heavy, whereas tickles, right. Because I hit tickle. Yeah, almost like a scratch though, isn't it? Light scratch. You know, a scratch would be more on the back, more force. Nail heavy, whereas tickle's fingerprint. It's sort of like just little soft rubs. Yeah, when I voted on this last night and I read out the results, my daughter was appalled because she loves tickles. A light rubble tick tick. Yep.

Only 5% of people voted for tickles. Do you think that's because they were imagining... They held down... Held down... In the rib cage tickles. Not to mention the light for tickles. Do you think that's because they were imagining... They held down... Held down... In the ribcage tickles. Not to have a light being tickled. Yeah. 27% of people, second place, scratches.

Oh, yum. 67%... Close. So close to nice. So close to nice. Said rubs. Yeah, I think... Because I...

I could eliminate one easily. I could get rid of tickles, even though I love a tickle. Oh, my God, even doing it to your stabilizer is nice. Yeah, tickling. So nice. Whereas Aaron hates it. Aaron can't have a light touch. Really?

Yeah, he needs like a good rub or something like that. He can't have little tickles. I almost think the last five, you know, if you get an hour massage, the last like five minutes should be just light tickles. Just like, just little soft hands all over you. That's actually a great idea. Because, you know, they mess around with like... Try the head, shoulders and tickles, please.

Yeah, I don't want that. Don't worry about it. Just light tickles. Whole body with oil and tickles. Yeah, oil and tickles. Yeah, brilliant. Would it be hard to tickle once you've been oiled? Yeah, maybe.

Yeah, because you need a bit of soft tension. It would be hard for me to give up rubs, but God, I love a scratch. And I love tickles. I just love to be touched. Alex messaged in saying... She's so touchy. Unfortunately, my Ken didn't come with good at rubs feature. Oh, no.

That's sad. He could learn. He could. He could learn. It sounds like he doesn't want to learn, though, does it? Because he's got little hands. Little nubs, little weak little nubs. Needs big strong nubs.

Hannah says, if a prospective partner played with my hair whenever, e.g. while watching TV, I would love him forever. Give me all the head massages, the hair massages. Yeah, that is nice. Playing with someone's hair. She needs that thing, you know, that. The orgasmatron. The orgasmatron, the spiky thing.

Have you seen videos of people doing it on their cats? And the cat's like... Have you seen it done on babies? And babies go... Oh, God, I need to get one for my cat. I've got one. I'll bring it in and use it on Mars. You can get cat-sized ones, too.

Can you? Oh, brilliant. Shay says, if I ever won Lotto, I would employ someone to scratch my back whenever I wanted. Oh, my God, I've thought this, too. Back in a minute. Scratch. Like, I would employ someone to scratch my back whenever I wanted. Oh my God, I've thought this too. Back in a minute. Scratch.

Like, excuse me, Jeeves. Scratch. Tickles, please. Tickles, please. Women both like tickles, please. Owen says, tickles are most playful and could lead to happier endings.

Oh yeah, okay. I would say rubs lead more. Yeah, I would say rubs is more sensual. Yeah. Tickles is more, like I imagine, I would say rubs is more sensual. Yeah. Tickles is more, like, I imagine, this sounds like Owen's getting, like, fingers and ribs. Yeah.

Not just a light skin tickle. Yeah. Lisa. Is it grumpy, Lisa? It's grumpy. Oh, no, she says not grumpy, Lisa. Oh, okay. Good thing you're clarifying, though.

Yeah. Oh, she says a good back scratch any day. Yeah. Thumbs up. That's very un-grumpy, Lisa. That sounds positive and happy, yeah, doesn't it? Oh, she says a good back scratch any day. Yeah. Thumbs up. That's very un-grumpy Lisa of you. That sounds positive and happy, yeah, doesn't it? Yeah, that can't be the Lisa we know. No, no, no.

Don't let me touch me. I'm grumpy Lisa. We've had an internal message from our small-handed producer, Jarrod. Oh, he does have dainty little hands, doesn't he? He said, FYI, little hands does not equal poor back rubs. Your little hands are good at them. Yeah, I'm real good at back rubs and stuff. All right.

It's like when a cat walks on your back when you're lying down and goes, tries to find a place to sleep. Making biscuits. Yeah. Need the dough. None, says Jess. Gross. Oh.

Jess hasn't been touched. Okay. Easy. Take care of yourself then. Yeah. Take care of yourself then. Take care of yourself, Jess. Hayley, not this Hayley, another Hayley says, only psychopaths like tickles.

You're imagining an aggressive tickle, Hayley. Like a light skinned light fingertip tickle. Yeah, I know. Now we're all just tickling ourselves in the studio. It's this area around the elbow

that's the good stuff. Vaughan, you'll always catch Vaughan just giving himself a light tickle on his... And then you've got to do a scratch reset. You've got to do

a rub or a scratch reset. It's a good way to just zone out and relax a little bit. That's a little part. What Susan Boyle song would you like as our background accompanying track? Her most played is I Dreamed a Dream, 32 million streams. Let's go with that one.

This is wild news. Can I just say how happy I am that we're playing Les Miserables on ZM right now? Is that where this is from? Les Miserables. Yeah, why don't you guys get a couple of spin classes later on today at Les Miserables on ZDM right now. Is that where this is from? Les Miserables. Yeah, why don't you guys get a couple of spin classes later on today at Les Miserables? Yeah, yeah, we do. This is what Fontaine sings when she's like, man, I've lost it all.

Who? She's out on the street. That's her name, Fontaine. The soldiers come in, they're like, give us a bit, love. And she's like, I used to be a really lovely woman. What happened to her?

She got fired from her job because she was sending money to her child. Wait, she's getting attacked. And it costed in the street and she breaks into songs. She does. I tell you, it would put me off. She gets very sick and she dies, so spoiler alert. She was sending money to her child.

She was working at a factory and she couldn't afford the factory because of the child because the father left the same. So she was sending money to an innkeeper and his wife to look after her. And then all the other girls in the factory were like, oh, my gosh, she's bloody got one a bit on the side. What's that got to do with him? The guy casts him out.

She should not have been fired for that. I know. Straight to HR. I don't know if they had employment laws then, Bourne. Well, he's the lead and he's the one who turns his eye on her. Right. Away from her anyway. Well, Susan Boyle lead and he's the one who turns his eye on her. Right. Away from her anyway. Well, Susan Boyle.

Sounds bloody stupid to me. Jean Valjean. Susan Boyle is back in the news. I know Susie. So 2009 was where she sung this song and blew us all away because we're all like, uh-oh, here she comes. This is going to be a hot mess. Yeah.

That was an iconic. It's a minute because she didn't look like what we wanted her to look like. No. No. Iconic moment. Probably the best moment of any televised singing show ever. I personally think. Because you're right. We all went, uh oh, here we go.

Some old dame. She always looks like a crazy sort of a relative you've got. Yeah. Crazy cat lady. Yeah. Smells like piss. And she won. And became an international sensation. And then in 2012 she was having an album release party and it was the time of hashtags and became an international sensation. And then in 2012,

she was having an album release party, and it was the time of hashtags, and the hashtag was SusanAlbumParty, but that also looks like SussAnalBumParty. SussAnalBumParty. We laughed, didn't we? Well, Sat has nothing on what's happened now. Because I missed all of this last night. I went to bed at like 8 o'clock, as I do.

Woke up this morning and the group chat was popping off. In fact, I couldn't even listen to the song because it's gone now. Oh, is it gone? It's gone. I looked at Susan Boyle's profile on Spotify. It's gone. She was hacked. She was hacked.

And two artists called someone may and someone else may uploaded a song to Susan's official stream called Can I say it?

I mean you've kind of already said it before. Anal Queen was what the song was called. And it is worse than you can possibly imagine. I listened to the song and I was like, Shade's like, what are you listening to? Oh my God, the lyrics. You've seen some of them in the chat.

I was like, ooh. I've never ever heard of someone's Spotify being hacked. No, neither. Is this a thing? I didn't know it was a thing. So they must have found, she's not in charge of uploading anything, right? No, no, neither. Is this a thing? I didn't know it was a thing. So they must have found... She's not in charge of uploading anything, right? No, no, no.

It'd be management. It'd be a record company. It'd be a record company. It wouldn't even be the thing. They don't know yet. Oh, really? It's so funny. So Alina May and Serenity May,

apparently may have hacked or got someone to hack or maybe had nothing to do with it, but their song got put into her official stream. I tried to Google it. Oh, Hayley, not on the work internet. I know, I didn't put audio or song. The song must be out there in other facets, though. Yeah, it is.

Other ways of getting it. And, yeah, people went wild online. Someone even asking the British Prime Minister to interject as the national treasure was being sullied. Yeah, yeah, she was. Yeah. Good Lord. So it's gone now, but somehow somebody hacked the official Susan Boyle Spotify.

Because it had the blue tick. It wasn't like an imitation Susan Boyle account. I hate to say it, I think this is going to be great for her. She goes quiet. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? I mean, we're playing a couple of songs now. That's a few cents.

This is a hip radio. She had a stroke last year. Did she? Yeah. She's just recently apparently reappeared on Britain's Got Talent. And they said it's so lovely to have you here. And she kind of, that's when she revealed, yeah, last year she had a minor stroke. Right.

She's back better than ever. So she's, yeah, she's back and she's still singing and stuff. I'm so happy to have her back and she kind of, that's when she revealed, yeah, last year she had a minor stroke. Right. She's back better than ever. So she's, yeah, she's back and she's still singing and stuff. I'm so happy to have her back now. She's not the A-Queen.

She's not the A-Queen. No. No. Play. ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley. Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah. This is the top six.

Yes. A man who threw his empty beer cans into a picnic area at a Mosgill park and then drove away was carted back by police to clean up the mess that he'd left behind. Carted back. That's the best punishment rather than a fine. Be like, no, no, get in the car. Get back there. Clean it up.

Pick it up. Yep. Or you're going to get done. It's like when people chuck their rubbish out. They go for a drive into the country and chuck their rubbish and forget that they've left their power bill in there. Yeah. People aren't the smartest.

My auntie goes on a crusade whenever she sees rubbish on the side of the road near her place. She's done it multiple times. Takes lots of photos, reports it to the police. Yeah, you can. Wow. Goes around with her shotgun. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Get back here and clean it up. Gives them a warning shot. Yeah. Into the lake. Into the sea. I was going to say into the sky, but sure. Yeah, blast them yeah. Get back here and clean it up. Get them a warning shot. Yeah. Into the leg. Into the sea. I was going to say into the sky, but sure. Yeah, blast them in the thigh. The guy also, after he threw the beer cans, drove home and then got carted back, of course.

But he was also over two times the legal limit for driving. Oh, perfect. Yeah. So that's why the police brought him back. Dirtbag. Clean up your goddamn mess, you pig. You drunk pig. And so he cleaned it up and then now he's got to court summons for driving under the influence.

I'm litter. Yeah. I'm litter. And don't drink drive, but yeah, don't go to Rossa. Have you seen that six pack of Corona on the side of the road on the drive home? Dude. What's that doing there? How'd that get there?

Wait, full or empty? No, empty. Oh, okay. How'd that get there? Oh, pull over and grab it. Just chuck it in the fridge. As though they pulled over. Would you trust, like, if you found a six-pack on the side of the road fully sealed?

Depends what it was. That would be wheeze. What, a crate of wine? Oh. Checking the seal? Yeah, definitely checking the seal. Mind you, someone who weeded a bottle for a gag could have a wax dipper. They could.

Yeah, true. Could have a wax dipper. Could have corked it. Well, the top six relative punishments for low-tier crimes, co-written by producer Jared this morning. Oh, Kia ora. I love a collab. A collab.

Number six on the list. People who don't pick up their dog poo, you rub their noses in it and you whack them with a roll-up newspaper. You're never going to learn! You call them a mongrel. Whack, whack. Do you always pick up after your dog? 100%?

Our dogs only ever really shit at home. Oh, right. So they just run around. Yeah, because you don't need to take your dogs for walks. They've got land. Yeah, we throw the ball and that at home. But when we do, yeah, you always take it or kick it in a bush. Because it's only if people are watching you pick it up, eh? No, no, I always pick it up. Oh, okay. It's great. The worst

part is when they've got a little bit of a squirt to them. Oh, I know, and it's weird. It's nice when it's a hard nuggety poo, that's easy to pick up. Yeah. But it's warm and it's yuck. But if it's runny, you're like. Oh, I know, and it's weird. It's nice when it's a hard, nuggety poo. That's easy to pick up. But it's warm and it's yuck. But if it's runny, you're like, oh. I don't want to pick up. I don't have to pick up my cat's poos. Where does your cat poo?

We've never seen it. It's at your neighbours. We've never seen it. Somewhere. Somewhere. Number five on the list of the top six relative punishments for lower tier crimes are people who don't wear a seatbelt, have to sleep with a pillow that's not their real pillow so that their neck gets so sore

it feels like they've actually been in a bad car accident. Yes. They're just a loon. This is what can happen with confiscating your pillow. You've got to sleep on this old dungy one that you primarily use for decoration.

We said that yesterday. Who doesn't wear seatbelts? It's insane to me. It's wild. Number four on the list of the top six relative punishments for lower tier crimes. People who cyber bully get good old fashioned bullied by a gang of reformed bullies from the 90s.

Yeah, that sounds great. That's the big decade of bullying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was very weirdly aggressive. It was a whole melting pot. It was very angsty. Yeah, people's dads still weren't saying, I love you. Yeah, man.

That sort of stuff. They were frustrated, and there was a whole lot of sexual frustration. I know. Can't be gay. Can't be gay. I just want to bloody rough up this guy. Number three on the list of the top six relative punishments for lower tier crimes. People who are driving with passengers on their restricted license have to do driving Miss Daisy in the RSA courtesy van for a month.

Oh, wow. Yeah. Nice. You want to drive with passengers, do you? Well, I'm going to load you up with a bunch of old pissed mates that will not stop talking and can't tell you where they live because they've forgotten. Number two on the list of the top six relative punishments for lower-tier crimes. Litterbugs

have to have all their neighbourhood wheelie bins emptied onto their lounge floor for two weeks. Ooh. Ooh, yuck. Ooh. Two weeks. And number one on the list of the top six relative punishments for lower-tier Ew. Ew, yuck. Ew. Two weeks. And number one on the list of the top six relative punishments for lower tier crimes. If you're caught texting and driving,

the cops get to go through your phone and pick one message that you have to have printed on your back windscreen. They get to pick? It's not random? They get to pick. My texts are fine.

My texts are fine. It can be a photo. Well, no, no. What about a photo from your gallery? Yep. If it's been sent as part of the message. Okay. They can get it.

I've kept it in the gallery as well. It's because I look hot. Yeah. That is today's top secret. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Joe Rogan. If you don't know him, most listened to podcasts in the world.

He, each episode, draws in around 11 million listeners. I love his show where he makes people eat things. Fair factor. Oh, yeah. Weird that he went from that eye to every... That was a slippery slope. Yeah.

And in recent years, he's been sort of in the spotlight because of his conspiracy theories. He's a sort of anti-COVID vaccine. He gets a lot of rogue guests on with a lot of ill-informed information. But he also does have some great guests. He's had great guests. He's had great, and it really bugs me when there's a guest

and I'm like, I want to hear what that guest has to say, but I don't want to listen to Joe Rogan. If they're doing the circuit, won't they be on other podcasts as well? If they're promoting something, they'll probably be on other podcasts. I think the only episode of Joe Rogan. Why is that doing the circuit? Won't they be on other podcasts as well? If they're promoting something, they'll probably be on other podcasts. I think the only episode of Joe Rogan

I've ever listened to was when he interviewed Demi Lovato. Right. And it was just after her documentary had come out about her drug use and I was so curious about them. And yeah. I think she's gone back to she.

Oh, I beg your pardon. Can we confirm? Demi Lovato's preferred pronoun going back to she. Oh, I beg your pardon. Can we confirm? Demi Lovato's preferred pronouns? Back to she. What's your waiting? Okay, well, if you're cancelled. Am I cancelled? Can we just wait until after the show?

Because there's a lot of work for us to do that. Well, Joe Rogan, you'd imagine with these stats, is very, very popular. However, recent study of women between the ages of 18 and 34, that's me. Yep. Just. 34. She sucked it.

She sucked it. I was like, what is that? What are we calling 18 to 34? Are we calling that young? That thing on websites where you have to keep scrolling through your age. Yeah, when you used to be like, there it is. Now it's like, there it is. Oh, God.

Surveyed these women asking for red flags. And for 55% of them, and the majority, if a man listens to Joe Rogan, that was a major red flag. Really? Just if he was like, man, listen to this sick episode of Joe Rogan. That's like what Rogan says. Whereas only 35% of men thought it was an issue if their partner listened to Joe Rogan. Okay.

Yeah. So it's quite a good buy-in. It'd be worse if you were a man and your partner was listening to Joe Rogan without you. You'd come home and she'd be like, where you been, you wimp? Man up, alpha males. Where you been, you wimp?

Also, more stats from the survey, more than 75% of women thought it was a deal breaker with their partner was a Make America Great Again supporter. Oh, yeah, okay. With only 59% of men feeling the same way. It always does blow my mind whenever you see someone at a Trump rally and they talk to the woman

and they're like, yeah, no, he's our only hope. And you're like, oh, interesting. You expect it from dudes. I expect more from women. Not having a hobby, 66% of women said this was an issue for them, a red flag. Okay. And saying all lives matter, 60% of women said that that was a red flag.

Yeah. Whereas only 41% of men said that. For men, the biggest red flag for a partner is them saying they're a communist. 64%. Wait, was this American? This was 100% American. It still blows my mind.

I heard something the other day, the other communists is like, what? Yeah. Oh my God. 41% of men

say it's a deal breaker if their partner is into astrology. Which is such a Gemini thing to say. Yeah. Big labor. Just such a Gemini thing to say. It really is Libra. Just such a Gemini thing to say.

It really is. And only 7% of women and 6% of men think it's a red flag if you send green texts. I think we all agree that's embarrassing more than anything. It's not a red flag. It's just embarrassing for you. Next on the show, we announced last week a live show. This is going to be October 19, Auckland Sky City Theatre. Tickets went on sale yesterday at 9 o'clock.

General tickets. And we have some news regarding this next. That's right. And we need your help. To solve this issue. Yeah. I feel like you guys are going to say, I'm still arms up about the fact that we had a pre-sale that sold more tickets than the actual sale.

Why didn't we just do a sale? We should have just started selling tickets. That's what the cool people do. We should have just started selling tickets. It's hype, bro. And the pre-sale. He doesn't get the hype, eh? He doesn't get the hype, bro.

You're not a hype. It's a vibe. It's a vibe. It's hype and you're selling the majority of the tickets? It's attention-seeking bullshit is what it is. It's the hype. It's the hype. He doesn't get hype.

Get on board with the hype. He doesn't get hype. I'm buying into this hype. Well, we need your help, Nick. Well, we announced last week our live show, October 19, Auckland Sky City Theatre. I'm just opening up the ticket page because apparently we have two tickets left We were hoping to sell out yesterday

because the tickets went we were like oh my god it's going to sell out and then it just hit the wall didn't it When someone booked they didn't book next to the people next to them Fair enough, I leave a buffer too I do this at the movies I'm like leave a one person buffer

because what are the chances one person's going to buy a ticket? Oh, my God. I'm like, I don't care. It's the movies. But now this has happened to us. It's karma. Yeah, it has. We've been karma-ed for all the times we've booked movie tickets with a one-seat buffer.

There are two seats. Individual seats, STO20, which I think is actually a pretty good seat, in the middle, towards the back. Okay. One, two, three, four, five, six. pretty good seat in the middle towards the back. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7th seat in from the side. You're going to have to squeeze past some people if you need to get out and go wheeze. That's fine. That's alright. It's a roomy theatre. Somebody else there closer

to the stage on the right hand side. J5. J5's a good seat. J5's a bloody good seat, but you're on your own. It's a good seat, but you're on your own. Two strangers to your right, seven to your left. Yeah, but that could be a couple of groups, not just a group of seven. We can't have handbags on chairs.

You could have a three and a four or a four and a three or a five and a two or a two and a five. One and a six. J5, 020. Those are the two seats left for a lot, and then it's sold out. It's preventing us from being able to say it's sold out. The one thing preventing us from saying it's sold out. So we need two people listening right now who want to come to our live show, that don't mind coming solo, to grab these tickets.

Oh, wait, you're not giving them. You're not like, call now and we'll give you the tickets. No, they've got to buy them. Cheap shit, aren't you? Oh, my God, you bastard. You want to buy them? I'm not buying them. I'm not paying to see these dicks. I God, you bastard. Well, why don't you want to buy them? Carol just looked at me and was like, no. I'm not buying them.

I'm not paying to see these dicks. I'm listening to them for free on the radio every morning. Why would I pay? The Vaughan Smith approach to this live show. Why are they going to pay? Do we still have the show credit card? Can we just use the work credit card and pay for these? And we'll just give them away.

Two single tickets. This feels fraudulent. But, guys, we already have tickets to give away. Yeah, but we'll just give away two more, but they just have to be individual. You can't give away a solo ticket. We've done it before. We've done it.

We have worked in a radio station. Want to win a ticket to a concert? Yep. Literally ticket. Yeah, that's sad. No. I've seen people in the podcast fam. There are people that are coming alone.

So you wouldn't be the only ones coming alone. You're the only loser. Well, you've got to be quick because there are only two tickets left. And that's it. Everyone's like, oh mate, wait till they come closer. Hang on. No plans. We're just doing this. So, yeah.

Get online. Send them online for the details. You can text live to 9696 for the link. They'll take you there. My mum and dad, I was talking to them last night. Should we be coming to this thing you're doing? I was like, why do you want to come to this thing we do? Oh no, should we have to?

Should we? It's like, you know when your kid does something at school, you kind of got to go, don't you? I was like, well,

it's not school. Mum's like, well, do you want us to come? I was like, oh. Would they mind sitting separately? I don't want them sitting apart.

Would they mind sitting? I would love to come. They'll never find, they'll never find each other afterwards. Oh yeah, they'll be a whole thing. Because mum will have her phone off. She won't just put it on like,

do not disturb. She'll turn the whole thing off and then forget to turn it back on. Yeah. Where's Ian? Ian's trying to call straight to answer phone. Yeah.

Confusion. All right, well the last two tickets there if you want them are get online. But you will be alone and we will call you out. No, we won't. Come and have fun

and then we can say it's sold out. And for everyone who did buy tickets thank you very much. We'll see you soon. The way you let it in people thought you were giving away the tickets. The way you were like, we need two business. Well, no. And everyone's like, here we go.

He's going to give them away. If you give me flights and accommodation to Auckland and the ticket, I'll come. Well, Fletcher's got a spare room. That's taken care of. These are your accommodations. I've got a couple of air points. I could chuck in. You've got some air points.

Yeah, I can chuck in. Fletcher's got a really big couch as well. He actually has like four of our listeners. Aren't you both gold elite? Aren't you both gold elite on the national carrier? Aren't you both? Oh, you want to seem like you're one of the people. No.

Vaughan's a lifetime Jade. I'm a lifetime Jade. He's a lifetime Jade. I'm an everyday Kiwi with a lifetime Jade. Jade all day. Nice special treatment around here, baby. Let's talk about reviewing. No special treatment around here, baby. Play ZM's Fletch Vornanale. Play ZM.

Let's talk about reviewing. A mate of mine went out for dinner the other night and when he got home, put up a photo of the family with the employees of said restaurant and only went and got lucky at the Peninsula Hotel. Wonderful dinner at their Mexican night. Won the lucky draw for some free accommodation. Prize aside, great meal, great service, and a solid mariachi band. Oh, my God.

I know. It's just like, what are you doing? So uncool. It's so uncool. It still gives me joy looking at it. Oh, God. Because that's like not detailed enough. You wouldn't TripAdvisor that at that level because it needs more detail.

Oh, gosh. TripAdvisor. But, yeah, it's sort of a public review. This is real Burma stuff. Yeah, it is. Burma stuff, spreading the word about this small place to a small audience is big boomer energy. Big boomer energy reviewing that. I've reviewed one company only once, and it was because they asked me to,

and I'd had a fantastic experience. So I was like, sure, I'll write one. But I would never go home on my own volition and just write it to be like, that was bloody good actually. Carol and I just had the most lovely meal at the tavern. It's interesting when we were on holiday in

Bali. Yes. Everyone there, because they'd been hit so hard with COVID when tourists not coming, they were like, can you review? Even when they were like, can you review? Please leave us a good review. I had that. They were like, please leave a review on TripAdvisor. And they hassled like three times.

And they'd WhatsApp you and be like, hey, remember I'm the guy who picked you up. I'm going to leave a review. We just left no reviews. I don't mind a TripAdvisor review because I use it. So I find it really handy. Same, I know. I'll chuck it at TripAdvisor and then you get points. And then I was like, there's points.

It's like a video game. But what do you do with the points? Unlock achievements. Unlock achievements. Become like more there's points it's like a video what do you do with the points achievements unlock achievements become like more respected you'll be like a level seven traveler because that's the thing it's we all use reviews don't we we all read the google reviews we read the trip advisors we you know when we're looking for places to stay but yet very few of us yeah leave them unless like someone wrongs us and we're like i'm gonna leave a review but even then i mean you know and we're like, I'm going to leave a review. But even then, I mean, you know, I've been brewing a review.

Yeah. And then it's like, it comes to doing it. And then you're like, oh, I don't know. I don't want to be mean and like, what am I getting out of this

by ripping apart someone's company because they ripped me off. Yeah. Well, people that write reviews and you don't see till the end what they've given it out of five and you're like, well, this is going to be,

they're going to sting this one. And then they're like four out of five. You're're like, well, this is going to sting this one. And then they're like, four out of five. You're like, what? The food was inedible. The service deplorable. The toilet, stained and filthy. Four stars. What?

Bizarre. What? Yeah. I'd like to know if there's anybody listening this morning that considers himself a bit of a reviewer. How many reviews have you got up the sleeve? Is it when I was using a Samsung, the, you know, remember when I used a Samsung for like a couple of months to try it out?

Yeah. And that, I don't know, there was something about it, it would always, it would just be like, oh, you've just been here, quickly review this place on Google. Oh, yeah. And it was big on that. And some people get into that because I think you get points for doing that as well. And it was, well, they're just asking for quick reviews. Yeah. And so it would just be like you've been here

and you could literally just quickly go out of four stars, out of five stars. Yeah. And then if you wanted to write something, you could. Yeah. I always review on Trade Me when I do a Trade Me. Oh, you have to do that. They pester you.

They pester you so much. And they give you positive feedback, you know. But yeah, are you a big reviewer? Do you review everywhere you go? Because I've got a friend that does this. He just loves it. Really? Just loves reviewing.

Just loves reviewing. He just kind of got hooked into it. And so he reviews every place he goes. On TripAdvisor, when you click on someone and it's like, they've left two and a half thousand reviews, you're like, are you ever at home? Yeah. You are constantly in a state of review.

But then the rest of us like these people. Because we use them. Because we use them. Because we use them. And I trust them. Yeah, if they're fair. And the extra points if you're just ringing up to, like, laugh at a mate of yours that just does reviews on their own Facebook. So 0800DARLS.M.

We want to take some calls now. Text through 9696. Are you a reviewer? What about local community Facebook page reviewers who consider themselves a bit of an expert in the area? Oh, hell yeah. They're out there. We were all just pointing and laughing at a mate of mine

who did a review on his Facebook page of a local restaurant that had a rock-solid mariachi band on Mexican night. Oh, beautiful. Get along if you can in that part of the world. Based on that review. And we're talking about if you know someone that does reviews, either takes it very seriously and posts on their

personal page or is a chronic reviewer on review sites. I know people have messaged in, you know, when like someone gets the shits

because somebody opens a competitor's store, like if a cafe's there and then a cafe opens on the next block and they'll like review bomb them. And on Google review,

it's really hard to get it undone once it's out there. You can reply to it. I believe this is just the person who owns the cafe one block down, but I can't prove it. Emily, you are a prolific reviewer. Yes, I am. I'm a Google local guide. Oh, namaste.

So is that when you give X amount of reviews, you get this badge? Yeah, yeah. So I've done it for years since Google Maps kind of came to New Zealand. They needed help, like, adding places to Maps, adding opening hours, et cetera. So you've got lots of points. I think I've done over, a thousand reviews on Google Maps. Wow. And did they personally approach you for help or you saw it and you're like,

that sounds like a bit of me. I think it was like a marketing email. I don't think it was particularly personal. Yeah. But you used to get really good perks. Like at one point you got like free Google storage for life. Oh, beautiful. I pay for mine, I pay for Google storage for life. Oh, beautiful. I pay for mine.

I pay for mine. Google Drive. Yeah, exactly. If you get really high, you get invited to the offices in Mountain View. I'm not that level, but there are people that help make all these Facebook and Google Maps. They've got tons of points, and then they fly you out to have little meetups and stuff. Wow. Okay.

So you can go down the Google office slide. Yes. So do your friends kind of know that when they go out with you, you've got to take an extra a minute at the end of lunch just to do a little review? Oh, I'm pretty chill about it because Google like knows, so you get

a little ping on your phone and it was like, hey you were at this pub. What did you think? Yeah, yeah, so I'll this pub. Like, you're leaving on Tuesday. Yeah, yeah. So I'll just do it when I get home. If it comes up and you get more points

for adding photos, I'll add some photos. Do you give bad reviews? Oh, I'm kind of like, I kind of like you guys. I'm like, oh, I feel bad. Like, full of stars. But, like, it's terrible.

They're not reflective, are they? Because we're all too nice as Kiwi. We don't want to upset the, upset the cast. It's like that episode of The Simpsons where Homer becomes a food reviewer and everybody gets fat because he loves it all. Yeah.

It's so funny. Yeah. I feel bad about it. You're a small business. I don't want to hurt you. Yeah. Why do you get pushed to the top? Because I'm quite a high level.

Yeah. Oh, okay. We'll give a break there. Okay. All right. You've earned it. You've earned it. Yeah, no, but as people, give a break there. Okay. All right. You've earned it. You've earned it. Yeah,

no, but it's people, yeah, because this is something I always look at the reviews and it's because of people like you

doing the hard work. Yeah, and we thank you. Yeah, we do. Thank you for your Yeah, you're welcome.

Thank you for your service. Thank you. What would you give the show this morning out of five? Emily? Oh,

I'd give it a six out of five. Yeah. Oh, my God. We're our small business. She doesn't want to crush our dreams. Yeah, exactly.

Emily, thank you. Awesome message is in. Somebody said, I think we've all supported a friend that's opened their eyelash business by starting six new emails and giving great reviews to your bestie. Yes. I don't know if we all have. I think a few people will have. Yeah.

That is the case. Somebody said, there's an old mate on our community page and he has kind of given himself the title of the community review. Oh, okay.

He will review things. Yep. Well, one night he went to the local Indian place and the naan they gave him wasn't hot enough. Uh-oh. You've got to have a hot naan.

You've got to have a warm, steamy naan. You want to be opening that tin foil and be met with a gush in the face of steam. Yeah. And then ha-ha-ha. Well, he did it and it cost him dearly.

Really? Okay. And then they asked if they could redo his naan because people were saying, you know. I've met people in comments who were just joking, but they were. Is this the cold naan place? Is this the cold naan place? Yeah. Notorious for the cold naans.

And then you've lost them. Yeah. Enough for life and then the business is shut down. Well, that's why you've always got to make sure you've got a hot, steamy naan place? Yeah. Notorious for the cold naans. And then you've lost them. Yeah. Enough for life and then the business is shut down. Well, that's why you've always got to make sure you've got a hot, steamy naan. Yeah. I'm not here for a cold naan. He lives life by that rule. Life's too short for a cold naan.

Life's too short for a cold naan. But sometimes if there's a bit of naan left over the next day, not bad cold. No. My point. Oh, yuck. No, no, I ate it cold. Slurp a bit of sauce on the top and pretend you're eating a pizza. No. My play though. Yuck. No, no, I ate it cold. Slurp a bit of sauce on the top and pretend you're eating a pizza. No.

A cold Indian pizza. Oh, someone just said, for the funniest reviews, look at Google reviews for places that you wouldn't normally, like high schools and police stations. Oh, yeah. I've seen the high schools when a teacher gets particularly set upon. Oh, yeah. And then later on in life when that person becomes a teacher

and it happens to them, they'll see that it wasn't so funny. It wasn't so funny after all. Was it? Because that was somebody's thing. No. Your chance to win some cash with our $25,000 cash catch-up at 8 o'clock. Listen now for the activator.

Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. I'll say it. Gen Z fashion, I don't quite get it because I guess now being 33 it's at the age where they're wearing things that were cool when I was young and now I'm like man the weird baggy jeans. What pants did we see at the weekend?

Those bad religion jeans That's right A really thick white stitch Really heavy white stitch. And I was like, are they back as well? Yeah. Oh, no.

And weird cuts, like boot cuts and low rise. And you're like, what does my muscle go? A low rise of the pants. Because you know what I'm waiting to see is the G-string popping out the top of the jeans again. Dude, that's back. Oh, no. That's back, baby. Oh, I'm glad I haven't seen that.

We're loving the whale's back. Oh, no. That's back, baby. Oh, I'm glad I haven't seen it. We're loving the whale's tail. But now, Gen Zers have discovered the world of the jort. Yes. It's a fantastic shorts option. Yeah. So you are now. I don't know what else to wear on the upper half of my lower half. You're all good in a jort, baby. You're all good in a jort.

I don't know what else to do apart from a jort. Yeah, yeah, you can wear a jort. But this summer, you are going to be in fashion. Yeah. Undoubtedly. But are they talking Fred Durst jorts? Like long, baggy jorts?

No, no, no, no. Oh, they are? Yeah. Well, a little bit baggier than your jorts, but not like my generation of shorts is like a short short, right? We'd go like a high-waisted short short.

Yeah. All leg. Even my generation did a little bit of bum cleave coming out the bottom. The bottom of the bum. You know? But high-waisted. Whereas these are just low-waist, belted, slightly baggy, cut you off just above the knee.

Yeah, I'm feeling that. Really make the calf look thick. I'm feeling that. I'm not, I'm feeling that. Really make the calf look thick. I'm feeling that. I'm not. I'm all thigh. So if the pant is just thigh, it's just that's not working. Right. For me.

You're anti-jort. The jorts, they're back in such a big way. I can't wear a khaki short. I can't wear a dress short. Yeah, no. I can't see you doing that. Is he off to a summer wedding? No, no, no.

You're doing a skinny jort though too. Bit of a skinny jort. Yeah. Well, everyone's loving the jort. And the way to separate it from your usual jean shorts is the length. Being slightly longer. Are they going to bring back pedal pushers? Capris.

Capris. I'm out. If they bring back a capris. There was a dude, the other day we saw him and he was wearing like pants that showed the ankle obviously generally paired with a boat shoe but they were just the short pant a little shorter and we

laughed that it looked like he was wearing capris yeah you can't wear a three quarter it's got to be a seven eighth yeah well there's all these examples of Gen Z's including the Bella Hadid and the Gigi Hadid rockin' the jort. Right.

So that is going to be, they say, the hottest fashion trend of summer. I thought it was going to be jeans and Birkenstocks. So I got those out on the weekend. That felt good. Oh, it felt good. I put my Birks on at the pub the other day. That's my favourite combo, a jean Birk.

It's just comfortable. You can kick them off. You can keep them on. What do you do for summer wears, Fletch? He's moved into Birks last summer. Oh, you're doing my shorts. You wear a jort. He wears his grey sweatpants.

I know, and we're all thankful for it. He loves wearing his little grey sweatpants. He loves the sweatshorts. Underpants, not required. Good Lord. But I like, because I like men in a short that's slightly short. Yeah, I had a few of those last summer. They were real good.

Not on the knee, just a bit up the thigh. Oh, yeah, they're going to be up the thigh. Almost like a rugby short. Almost like a rugby short, but a fraction longer. Bus driver shorts? No, they're too formal. They're too formal. I know what I'm talking about.

I'm purely talking length. Length. Yeah, I like a mid-thigh on a man. Yeah, mid-thigh. And a high thigh on a woman. Well, I'm wrong. You like them all. And fashion's my passion.

It is. I'm going to wear jorts now. I wonder if you're being left behind. Oh my God, I could be. I've got to see if Moochie does jorts. Yeah. Play it. It's if Moochie does jorts. Yeah. Play ZM's Fletchford and Ailey. Play ZM's

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$428. I'll make that a term deposit. $450. With that girl, I can finally quit this job. Oh, wow. Pretty good. It's loaded at $450. Yeah, pretty good. Very good. Exploded at $4.50.

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Bring Clint this afternoon at 4 o'clock. All up, we're giving away $25,000 cash. Play. ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. I don't know how many times I've got to say it. I don't know how many times I've got to say it. We're collecting the stickers. Aaron, we're collecting the stickers.

He keeps throwing up my stickers. I'm collecting the New World stickers. I'm so close to having a pot. I'm so close to the pot. I'm so close to having a pot. I don't need any of the MasterChef New World promotional things. I've got everything. I just need that one pot.

MasterChef cookware. This one's not getting the usual head of steam that the kitchen collectibles get. You're never going to beat the knives. No, the knives was it. The knives was a great promotion. Yeah. This one must be close to finishing. Yeah, and I'm so close to having my cards full.

And then I went away on the seven days tour because I like to make sure my man's got food in his pantry. That's the traditional part about me and I'm not embarrassed of it. Because you caught him eating raw pasta. Because I caught him eating raw ravioli. I tried one. It was pretty legit raw. That's gross.

Did you try one? Yeah, I tried one raw. I was like, they're delicious. The kids did love them cooked. And then I was like, Aaron eats them raw. And they were like, do it. And I was like, they cooked them. They're delicious. The kids were like, the kids did love them cooked. And then I was like, Aaron eats them raw. And they were like, do it. And I was like, yuck. Yeah, was it?

Your kids said you to do something. Do it. Do it. Oh, well. If Aaron can do it, surely you can. Nah, I don't reckon Dad can. Oh. I didn't figure out how to get Dad.

I didn't get that. I didn't get to that level of manipulation just yet, mind you. They're not teenagers yet. Well, I text Aaron both times saying, Aaron, there's going to be a delivery for you on this day. There'll be stickers in the bag. And I'm talking like there'll be a good amount of stickers. They're going to fill up my book.

Yeah. Can you keep the stickers? Okay, I get a notification. New World has delivered your order. Did you keep the stickers? Oh, I didn't see them. Okay, so there'll be one of the bags. They're in the bin.

All right, all good. Next time. They're in the bin. All right, all good. Next time. They're in the bin. Then I went back away and I ordered him another New World order. It's going to deliver. Don't forget the stickers. There's going to be a receipt. They'll be attached to the stickers.

I need the stickers, mate. Yeah. Didn't keep the stickers. Yesterday I went to New World. As he went in, I was like, what are you going to get? You're going to get the stickers. You're going to get the stickers. He's just not getting the stickers.

How many times? I'm doing the stickers. Now I have to go to stickers. He's just not getting the stickers. How many times I'm doing the stickers? Now I have to go to New World and spend more money. We've got a fridge full of food. How many times do you need to tell this man? Which one do you need? The pot. The big pot. The casserole with the lid. I've got a saucepan. No, no, no. I've got that. The small pot. Saucepan. You've got a saucepan. You just want

a saucepan. I've got a little saucepan and a saucepan that's too big and this saucepan is the perfect size saucepan. That's not a big enough saucepan. No, but I've got one smaller and one bigger. Does it match? Is it the same brand? No, it doesn't matter. Oh, it does. Yeah, but my one's a crap. Remember, I've got

a full set of pots and pans and they're really bad. So you've got your heart set on this and no matter how many times you've told him what... You will not get the stickers. Right, okay. I don't know how many times... I don't know what... Is it... Has he done something wrong? Am I not saying it clearly enough?

I went there the other day. I could have got so many stickers. I didn't know that you were collecting. I feel like I'm talking not vocally about collecting the stickers. Did you know? I have not been offered the stickers. Because you have to ask for them. You go to the customer service

and you say, I'm collecting the stickers. They give you the stickers. I'm not interested. I've got enough parts. I'm out. I'm getting out of there before more money seems to mysteriously

leak into their coffers out of mine. Yeah, well, fair enough. But I thought maybe we could ask the question of what do you constantly have to remind your partner? The one thing that you're like,

I feel like I've said this, oh gosh, multiple times. Toilet seat, up or down? Yep, yep, yep. But maybe there's something a little bit more specific. Okay. Like we're collecting the stickers. People are messaging in, they'll send you the stickers. Hayley, I've got 25 stickers if you want,

I'm done collecting. Do you think that person's done? It's not a charity case. Don't you? You're not, wait. It's not the point. What, so you don't want their stickers? 514, it's not the point.

I'll take the stickers. No, I'll take the stickers. Oh, my God. No, no, no. You gift horse mouth. You just said you're not a charity case. Vaughn, would you like a saucepan? I would love a saucepan.

Wait! I'm a charity case. You'd like just a medium saucepan? Help me, I'm poor. Hang on. No, you're not, and I need the saucepan. It's all I need is the saucepan. Vaughn and I will happily take your stickers, send them to Private Bag.

We can't wait to use this weird-sized pot. Perfect for boiling a few eggs. That's all it is. Yesterday I had to boil, I boiled eight eggs in a tiny pot, and they barely breathed. What are you doing with these eggs? Soft boil. They're your eggs.

Okay, so. You tap in the end? What is it that you're telling your partner? Const boil. They're your eggs. Okay, so... You tap in the end? What is it that you're telling your partner constantly, over and over again that they don't get through their head?

That's not where that goes. You big dumb idiots. Nope, that's not it. That's not right. No, remember, we've been through this. Remember this? Do you think this is just guys

or are there guys listening now as well that will be like, I'm constantly having to tell my girlfriend? No, there'll be lots. Like if you're just going to tip stuff in the sink, have the little thing, the grate over the plug.

No, but it's hard because then you can't thumb it down. You can't fork down the tomatoes. The thing about it is you shouldn't be thumbing things down the plug. How are you going to fork down the onions? No, no, no, you don't. You catch it in the sieve and then you thumb them down. You've got to thumb them down. You don't.

And then you pick that thing out and you tap it in the bin and it's clean and it's ready to go again. Now I'm not going to have to somehow clear that drain out. You're also constantly telling Sade how to stack the dishwasher. This is what we want to hear. What do you constantly have to remind your partner? That just doesn't go in there. Don't put the pot in there.

It's taking up too much real estate. That's just a quick scrub by hand. She knows that you'll take it out and wash it, though. No, no. She knows I'll restack the out and wash it though. Of course she will. No, no, she knows I'll restack the entire thing. We're getting some irate partners. Wow, we're really airing some grievances, New Zealand. We are letting off some

steam. We asked you what is the thing that you're constantly reminding your partner because thrice at least I've reminded Aaron. We're collecting the stickers, Aaron. For New World. For New World. I want a pot. Hayley doesn't want your charity stickers. Thank you to everyone who's offered to drop off or email or send.

I don't. It's not the point. I want my partner to get the tickets that I've paid for. It's the principle. It's the principle. It's the principle. And now I've just unleashed a bloody world of people. It does feel like I've just flicked off the cap. Yeah. You really have. You shook it up. You put it down. The cap has popped.

Rachel, what do you constantly have to remind your partner about? At the end of the day, not to put his socks on the dining table or the kitchen bench. I reckon divorce him. I reckon divorce him. What does he do in these socks? Just puts them there and now my son does it. Takes them off and leaves them there. But during the day, what does he do for a crust? What does he do for a job?

What's he doing in these socks? Gross smelly stuff. Ew. Ew. So they're a thick, I'm imagining a thick, heady sock, a work sock. Stinky at the end of the day. And you're always telling him.

I don't even want them clean on the bench. Straight in the basket, man. Or straight in the machine. On the bench? No, you've got to cut that out, Rachel, if your son's started doing it. And it's become hereditary? Yeah, it sounds like it. Shut that in his mouth next time.

Yeah, while he sleeps. Put him in and then just cover it with a pillow. No, no, you can't do that. Now what? You can't do that. Lauren, what do you constantly have to tell your husband to stop doing? Leaving his clothes behind the bathroom door, all inside of each other and inside out.

Yeah. And sometimes you get like the undies are inside the pants and the pants still has the belt on them and the socks are at the bottom. Yes. The two pairs of socks that are inside out, inside each other. The jumper with the t-shirt inside, inside out.

Behind the door and then you go into the bathroom and close the door and you're like, hello. And it's a builder so when I shake the socks out

all the sawdust just explodes and they're like, yuck. You've got to take your socks off outside and shake them off. Yuck.

Just thinking back, my dad was a very well-trained man. Yeah, so was my dad. I think he was both his mother and his wife. He was well-trained.

He was a very well trained man. Thank you, Lauren. Olivia, what do you constantly have to tell your partner to stop doing? Oh, hi, morning, everyone. Good morning, Olivia. Good morning. Good morning. What a ray of sunshine.

Well, it is sunny and I'm so happy. It's a glimpse of hopefully a summer we're getting. I know. Is it El or La Nina? One of them. La Nina. La Nina. It's going to be hot.

It's going to be hot. Bit of a nini. What's your partner always doing, Olivia? He doesn't flush the toilet after he pees. It drives me bonkers. I'm like, my reason, I have a very logical reason, is because I'm the one that cleans the bathrooms. I don't mind doing that.

I love doing that. It's like my happy place. Okay. But when it sits there, it makes the bowl more stained and it's harder to clean. It also stinks. Yeah. Yeah, we stink.

Is he coming from a place of water conservation? You know, if it's yellow, let it mellow. You're talking Christchurch 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013, 2014, 2015. Or just people that live on a limited water supply, you know. He wakes up early, so he doesn't want to flush at like 4.30 in the morning. Oh, yeah, I do that sometimes. But I'm like, I don't care. Just flush and wake me up.

You should just pee in the shower like I do in the mornings. Don't you? Oh, I'm not so not. Yeah, yeah, because then you don't have to flush. I never have a shower without peeing in it. It feels wrong. It does, eh? You get it in the mornings. Don't you? Oh, I'm not that hot. Yeah, yeah, because then you don't have to flush. I never have a shower without peeing in it. It feels wrong. It does, eh? You get it in the water, it hits you in your body.

It's like, now I must pee. That's why if you're at Lee's Mills and you see the yellow running down the drain in the shower. Hayley Sprouse next to you. Hayley Sprouse next to you. Someone's got to pre-work out. Yes. Thank you, Olivia. Have a lovely sunny day.

Some messages in. Turn off the damn lights when you're not in that room. Oh, yeah. My dad constantly puts banana skins down the incinerator, and it drives my mum crazy. You're not allowed to. Onions, eggshells, onions. You really hit the G in onions.

What you did is you put a G in onions, and then said, that needs to be hit. And you went, onions! But do then said, that needs to be hit. And you went, onions! But do you know, like, in Sinclair, there's a huge list of what you're not allowed in Sinclair. I've never had one before. Hands, forks, snakes. Onions. Bananas, nails.

Old windows. Crampons. Don't put crampons in there I am done climbing No more ice climbing for me Should I be putting these in here? What are they? Onions?

They're crampons I've never read that you can't put crampons in there I said you should put onions in there I told you it're crampons. I just never read that you can't put crampons in a mess. I said you should put onions in there. I told you it's crampons. I love this text of, I have to constantly remind my partner that the thick end of the sheet goes at the top, not the side.

But bless, he's making the bed. That's how you know it's a top. He's a dumb idiot. That's how you know it's a top, because it's a thick end. I know. And it folds back over a dumb idiot. That's how you know it's a top, because it's a thick end. I know. And it folds back over a little bit. Oh, bless you.

To put the ducking butter in the sucking fridge. Okay, all right. You've got two autocorrects there. Okay. How to indicate at roundabouts. Everyone loves being told how to drive while they're driving. I do that too. Why don't you drive?

Does he not indicate at... He does, but sometimes he just doesn't. He doesn't indicate out. I'm always like, Aaron. Hey, you don't need to indicate out. Oh my God, I'm like, Aaron, look, that person's waiting for you. It's rude. It's rude. Always indicate out. I love it when you do the washing, honey, but stop putting black things with white things and shrinking mine in the kids' clothes.

Yeah. That's a reminder for Aaron as well. Silk doesn't go in the dryer nor the washing machine. He's trying his best. Tea bags left in the sink or in cups. He leaves them there to drain because he doesn't go in the dryer nor the washing machine. He's trying his best. Tea bags left in the sink. He leaves them there to drain because he doesn't want too much moisture in the bin. Drain them in the bin. Yeah, squeeze them, chuck them straight in the bin. Not to leave his work boots right in front of the front door.

I've walked in and tripped over the work boots many times. I'm constantly saying to the side. Whose boots are these? To the side of the door. Yeah. I've started putting unbinned toilet rolls in her pillowcase as a petty reminder that they don't just belong on the floor under the toilet roll.

Oh, that drives me nuts. Also, great to hear about a woman. Yeah. Leaving shit around. My husband's constantly reminding me not to tip the coffee plunger down the sink. Why? I don't know how I'm meant to just care about that sort of thing.

No, it's terrible. The grit. Coffee plunger and then boiling water straight after. The grit gets all over the sink. I hate it. No, but you wash it down. You're not allowed to wash it down. No, no, no. Yeah, that's the thing. I wash it down. Oh, he doesn't wash it down. I don't drink coffee. Oh, right. Okay. Yeah. Put your stupid car keys on the

stupid car key hook. And then she said, I don't need to Because I bought an air tag I was like how much did that cost? A hundred dollars When you could just be putting them on the hook And then you'll know where they are the entire time Every single week I have to remind my husband

What hours I work and what hours our son is at daycare It has been the same for two and a half years And it is written on the fridge Oh my God. I love that. Get the skid marks off the toilet. I do not need

to be constantly reminded that you have pooped. Constantly telling my wife not to put 91 petrol in our car. Engine ticks more than a clock when she's running

it on 91. It's cheaper. Oh my God. My partner likes to leave empty packets and boxes in the pantry. Oh yes. So often it looks like

we have something and I'll grab it and it'll be empty and I'll have a furious rage at the fact that there are no more biscuits. I don't rage. I say, oh, cool, what are you keeping this for? Keeping a box, eh? Cool, what are you going to do with this? Keeping the box? It's a cool box, is it?

Another little box. If you finish a bag of chips, now this is something you'd expect to have to tell your kids, not your partner. If you finish a bag of chips, don't you shove the packet in the crack down the back of the couch? For me to find later. Oh my gosh.

What is wrong with them? Oh my gosh. Emptying the recycling out of the plastic bag into the recycling bin, not just chucking it in there in the bag. Yeah, because they don't collect it. They don't collect the plastic bags.

I don't think I've seen so many exclamation marks on a phoner before on the text machine. Yeah. It's pretty good. People really air in their dirty laundry. We feel better though. We feel good.

We feel good. Get it off. Get it off. Get it off. We feel good. Play ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Play ZM's. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day.

Who ran out of gas there? Me, I ran out of gas, man. I ran out of oxygen. Out of gas. Well, it's road sign week here at Fact of the Day. Every day it's a fact about road signs. Yesterday, Paris has no stop signs. And today, I'm delving into the history of the stop sign.

Wow. Because you think about it. When there were horses and carts, there was no need for stop signs. We just went. Just kind of moved. Everything was kind of moving at a pace where you just turn. Yeah. And then the automobile came along.

Yeah. Oh, goodness. Well, the first ever stop sign was created by a Detroit police sergeant, Harry Jackson. Hello, Harry. He was working at a traffic guard at a busy- The home of the automobile, wasn't it? Home of the automobile, yes.

Yeah, yeah. All of the big American car manufacturers were based in Detroit. One of the cross streets had a particularly low visibility turn entering the intersection, and he would have to slow people down and hold back the traffic from entering that street. But he had to keep an eye on that. He had to keep an eye on it. He was doing everything.

So one day he's like, I'm going to make a sign. Now he thought, a square sign's not going to stand out enough. So all he did was he cut the corners off. It's a hexagon. It's a hexagon. It's an octagon. Hexagon six. So four corners of a thing. It's an octagon. What? Hexagon six. Three.

So four corners of a thing and then you cut. God, you're so dumb. I knew that. Octagon, octagon. You thought it was a hexagon. You dipshit. I was like, yeah. Took a square piece of plywood, cut off the corners and wrote stop over the set.

Painted it white and wrote stop in black. Oh my lord. And then he said, it's worked so well. Yeah. Like I can kind of leave that bit to that bit and people will stop and then they'll look and then they'll go. Wow. Yeah. And he told other

fellow officers about it and they said, I might want to. So then they were adopted all across the state. Black lettering on a white background and were 61 centimetres by 61 centimetres. Big. Big. Big.

Do you know when they became red? Is that in your fact? So they became red later in the piece. Now I'm imagining at night that wasn't easy to read. Yeah, I imagine. The octagon was generally adopted because he made it because he wanted it to look different to square signs, which there were square signs around

with just like place names and street names and like different directions on them. So he made them octagon. But then they said it works perfectly because no other sign's that shape. And even at nighttime, before reflective paints, you would see the shape of the sign and know that that was going to be a stop sign. Wow. So yellow originally got chosen from 1924 to 1954.

It was either in red or black, but it was always on yellow. And then they changed it in 1954. They put a white stop on a red background. Okay. Okay. And it's actually universally accepted that it's white writing on a red background. Oh. Except for in Nigeria, where it is yellow writing on a red background, but octagon.

Because they ran out of red paint, didn't they? Yeah. No, no, they ran out of white. Well, they wouldn't have run out of white paint, because they just started with a white background. But it's yellow on red. Right. But where, have a guess, what part of the world are stop signs circular, not octagonal?

Nepal. No. I like that, though. New Zealand. No. I don't know. I just thought it was going to be a rogue answer. Our ones are octagons as well, aren't they?

Our ones are octagons as well. I knew that. I just sort of thought it may be a rogue answer. I know that's got eight sides and I know that it's- Round. Is it somewhere in Europe? Pacific Islands. Is it?

Tonga, it's circular with a triangle on the inside. Why are they doing that? It's real different. Why are they doing that? Gosh, they're odd, aren't they? In Vanuatu, it's also circular with a white stop on a red background. And in Japan, it's a triangle. But everywhere else in the world...

But nobody had to give way. Yeah, I know. Oh, Japan. Oh, Japan. What are you up to? Well, maybe's a triangle. But everywhere else in the world. But no, I mean, that's a good way. Yeah, I know. Oh, Japan. Oh, Japan. What are you up to? Well, maybe we'll delve. Maybe we can delve tomorrow into a little bit more of what's Japan got going on. Well, it's road sign week here at Fact of the Day.

I'm loving road sign week. It's road sign week. We're learning. We're learning things. So today's fact of the day is the first ever stop sign was invented by a police sergeant in Detroit when he wanted to stop people flying into an intersection too quick and causing accidents. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day.

Yeah. We are still in the Port-A-Loo. We've had it for seven months now. Sits in our driveway. And recently we had to move it because it was sort of further forward and away from the action. And then we had it down the back, away from the action. Because you're renovating. Renovating.

Yeah, and I was over at the weekend, had a little nosy. I reckon you're. Close. I don't want to jinx it, but I reckon a few weeks away and you're going to be on an actual toilet. Oh no, you jinxed it. Did I jinx it? Did I jinx it?

There's a lot that needs to happen. I've got to tile the whole thing. Okay. A month. Anyway, a month, let's say. So the, you know, the, the Portaloo is fine and I know it's nearly over. Now we had to move it the other day to get our water tanks up our driveway. So we moved it and it's right where everyone's working.

Right, yeah. And it's interesting when you go and you're away and you're like one plastic door away from, I want to say about five tradies at a time. Yeah. It's like being anywhere where there's generally portals you've got someone standing right there. Right there, ready to get in.

You think about any public toilet or even here at work you're only a thin bit of water away from someone seeing your genitals. I know but it seems weirder when you're outside in this little plastic thing doing your business

and everyone's just out there working. Or like at a festival with like tens of thousands of people. There's just a plastic door. But I suppose they're also just waiting to wee or poo. Whereas at my house they're there. And yesterday we because we've got painters to paint the outside.

Yeah. Put that in the two heart basket. Yeah. And he was working away one of the painters and he was cleaning up and he was right outside the toilet. Yeah. And I was like I need to wee and I thought I just can't hold on this is my house whatever

he wees I wee everyone wees everybody wees everybody wees so I went in and he was right there and I said

hello hello hello one of those polite hello I'm going to do it and I closed the door sat in

and the moment I sort of released my muscles to wee, a big resounding fart came out. Oh, wow. Like a classic. Like a trumpeting fanfare for the arrival of a bar dignitary. A comical.

Which, like, you know, it's a normal thing to do. You release and it comes out. But something about the plastic sound shell I was in just absolutely made this part sing its own echoed song. And the worst part is he didn't say anything. Like he didn't, wasn't a chuckle, wasn't a, you know. He was literally, I would say like 1.5 metres away. He probably didn't want to embarrass you.

I'm already embarrassed. It's already happened. It sounds like he doesn't care. Well, when I came out, he turned sort of immediately from me. So he is embarrassed for me that I farted so loudly. And he's heard that. He might have been impressed. Yeah, I know.

But, you know, it was bound to happen. I'm a real, like, release the valve weir. Oh, right. He might have been impressed. Yeah, I know. But you know what? It was bound to happen. I'm a real, like, release the valve weir. Oh, right. Okay, yeah, right. Thank you for that. Yeah. Thank you for that insight.

Yeah, yeah. Well, just in case you hear it, that's what happened. And apologies to our painter. Paint looks good, though. Yeah. House looks cute.

He's had to endure a lot and he's still doing a great job. Yeah, he really is. Good looks cute. He's had to endure a lot and he's still doing a great job. Yeah, he really is. Good for him. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Well, some research out of the UK, British dog owners take an average of 100 photos of their pet every month, equating to 13,200 photos over its lifetime.

No research on cat owners, but I feel like cat owners would be worse. Oh, my God. If I just, anytime, anytime he's doing something sweet. You just like. Do you know what I love about iPhones is you can just go into your photos, search cat. Yeah, and it brings up all the photos. And it brings up thousands of photos of cats that you've taken over the years.

Majority of which are Raleigh. Does it work for other things too? Could you type in? You've got thousands of photos of cats that you've taken over the years. Majority of which are Raleigh. Does it work for other things too? Could you type in? Boob. I'm going to type in boobs on mine and see what it does. Hang on. Because I've got a couple of boobs. Oh, two.

Two boobs results. You've got two. Boobs. That's because I've screencapped something with the word boobs in it. Same. And it knew. And a pack of twisties. Oh, that's, yeah, that's, I've screencapped something with the word boobs in it. Same. And it knew. And a pack of twisties. Oh, that's, yeah, that's, okay.

Yeah. Close. And they go breasts. So research found that poodles have the most obsessed owners, closely followed by Chihuahuas and Border Terriers. Yuck, Chihuahuas. No, Chihuahuas. Chihuahuas dogs, eh?

I know, but it's just. Yeah. So photos of dogs trumped partners. So dogs with 30% of people, 16% with photos of partners, and children 23%. Yeah, I was going to say, I just looked at mine. I don't have... The only photos I've got of my dog is me saying,

look what your dog's done now. What about your other animals? Would they still be more than your cats? Goats have been popular lately. I've been really bonding with the goats lately. But if we're talking about photos of just animals in general, it's probably more photos of animal products in the form of steaks and delicious meat products because I always, whenever I'm on the steaks, I'm always taking a lot of photos to send products in the form of steaks. Yeah. And delicious meat products.

Because I always, whenever I'm on the steaks, I'm always taking a lot of photos to send to the boys at the steaks. Oh, you can search food, and it just brings up all the photos of food I've taken over the years. Yeah. Let's see my latest one. I'll just stop on a random one. What did I take?

That's a part of my face, you bastard. Under food. Oh, here we go. It's because you're such a treat. A pistachio-crusted salmon. Oh. Some of us are well for themselves crusting things with pistachios.

I thought we were in a costal wound crisis. No, this is years ago. This is ages ago. This is pre-costal. Here we go. Here we go. Let's get into the costal wound crisis. What have I got?

Oh, this is when I was on keto. Ooh. Goodbye. Let's find some carbs. Oh, yeah, that's an apple crumble. That's an apple pie with cream. Can we have a look at yours, Fletch? Do you want to open up your album?

You just passed me your phone. Just pass it up. Absolutely not. No, Fletch is one of those people who doesn't keep his photos on his phone. No, I'm not. Because you're going back like years and years in your photos. I keep all my photos on my phone. I like to know.

I like to know what's up. What's up? Corned beef? Corned beef suicide? It's so clever. You have that photo in your phone. I typed in beer as in the drink and it's brought up all of these photos of people having a beer. That's good stuff. No photos of Chihuahuas?

No Chihuahuas on this one. I don't think I would have taken a photo of any Chihuahuas. My wine album's pretty full. Another one in the bag. It's a Versace bag as well. If you enjoyed that, give us a rating and a review and be sure to tell your mates. You don't sound sincere there, boy.

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