ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 1st July 2026

Episode Date: June 30, 2026

00.00: Intro 02.40: Mexican Batman 06.20: SLP - Eyes open or closed during adult fun times? 10.50: Why does your partner remember fights wrong 17.20: Top 6 - Top 6's you'll miss out on while we are away 23.00: Elle prequel review 26.40: Michelin Stars 33.28: Taylor Update 38.30: What went wrong right before you went away? 52.10: Bet I can guess your mum's name 1.03.30: Is Hayley the nosiy neighbour? 1.07.30: Fact fo the day 1.11.45: What is your out of demo hobby? 1.24.05: Sam's School Raffle 1.29.20: Did you break your dating rule for someone? 1.36.30: Breaking News See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM Podcast Network. This is Fletchwin and Haley's Big Pod. Brought to you by Chemist Warehouse. The biggest brands at the lowest prices. Good morning. Welcome to the show, Fletch Fawn and Haley. Happy Wednesday. Devastated.

It's our last day before holidays. So, Devestated. You see that in your face. Devastated, dear listener that we will be away for the next two and a half weeks after today's show. Devastated. Back on the 20th of July. But in our absence, we do podcast.

every day, and there will be during our absence and ask us anything, which will kick off this weekend. Tell you what, you asked, and we bloody answered. Yep. If you know what I mean? Yep. We had fun. I think we were silly, Billy, when we were recording them.

So, I've definitely said more in them than I sort of anticipated saying. One of them I thought I was going to give a red hot. Not, I need to get rid of that. Not surprising from you, just to kind of open up and let it all out. I usually have a big filter. Yeah, yeah. I usually feel everything I say. You don't usually say a quarter of what you think of.

God, no, I'd hold back, hold back a lot. Now, we're days away from the rumoured Madison Square Garden wedding of Taylor Swift. Travis Cowles. Travis Cowles. Travis Cowles. Travis Cowice. There's going to be like a real mix of, like, his friends, like, celebrities. Weird, a wedding.

It's going to be, like, weird, wifers. Yeah, big doffers and all these, like, celebrities. I'm upset. I, I, I, don't. It is the girly thing in me. It was like the royal wedding that I am fascinated. Even though I'm not like, you know, huge, huge wifty, I'm like, what's the dress? What's the thing?

Is you wearing a red lip? We're going to cross to Ben Harlem. We love Ben. We love Ben. We talk to him during the Super Bowl. He works in New York. Yeah. So we'll get the latest from him.

Yeah, I don't believe he's going to invitation. Round 7.30. A bit of a bit of gloss around the invitations as well. to discuss. We'll discuss that. World Tour as well. Another chance this morning, around 720, to go in the drawer to get to either Mozambique or Seoul,

thanks to Subway's new spicy subrange. ZM's World Tour, listen up for the Activator. Five sauce tickets this morning after Factor the day at 8.30. The top six, Fawn is coming up. Well, we're away for about two and a half weeks. I've got the top six, top six as you'll miss out in that time. Right. You're looking into the future.

Okay. I've pulled out the old Crystal Balls. Wow. I've got two crystal balls. Next on the show, Vaughan, you're a big fan of Batman. Huge fan. And I'm a huge fan of Mexican food. Wow.

And Mamasitas. Yes. I will bring all three together next. Play Z-Ns. Flash, Vaughan and Haley. In Mexico, there's a vigilante. They're calling him the Mexican Batman. And police are currently hunting him after he has allegedly chased down suspected thieves and taped them to lampposts.

I love this. The image, the photos are so funny. When you think like tape them to a lamp post, it's literally just like they've got duct tape. Round and round, around, around, around, around. They're just wrapped in it. Not just two loops, the whole thing. How do they get them to stay still?

He must have tough, right? There must be help. Must be. Although they see there's one. Yeah. And then he draws, when he's got them taped up, he draws on their face. Some of them had cat whiskers,

moustaches. See, I think. this is what we should do to taggers. What? Tape them to pole. Take them to poll and tag their face. Yeah. That's so good. The problem, some of them have had physical signs of

getting a bit of a donk. Yeah, but you should, you're committing the crime. You were doing the crime. Yeah. But then... Spanish Brother Ban is coming through... Wait, what crimes were they committing? Fevering. Oh, fevering. Okay. Well, kind of stuff were they stealing, just stuff.

I don't know. It doesn't say. It doesn't go into who they stole from, but... And I don't know if he caught them mid-act, but, or someone from a shop's like, hey, I hear you're a vigilante for hires and people stole some stuff right on. They only respond to projected lights in the sky. Yeah, yeah.

And one specific phone that Commissioner Gordon has straight to the back cave. Exactly. Straight to the back cave. I kind of love this. I've always sort of, I've always admired, you know, the Robin Hoods of the world. People that just take, um,

justice into their own hands. I think I could see myself doing this later in life. You know what I mean? Really like... Well, having an evil or a good... No, what do you call it if it's just a good person, Leah? A lea. Just a positive...

A positive layer. It's a lovely layer. It's a lovely layer. Well, Superman had the fortress of solitude. Batman had the Batcave. I just think you kind of name them what you want them rather than the layer. Haley's hobble? Hohle.

Sounds dirty. And you'll have a pole, a strip of pole going down into the... Yeah, that's how I drop down. And then what you'll get into your back girl car or whatever it is. Yeah, I'll get into my outfit first, which I think some of them are too rigid because I'm a fluctuate just so it's a bit of a stretch. So it'll be spandex or something. My cat suit is elasticated at the way.

Right, it'll be active wear. It's Lulu Lemon. You could have a layer below a strip club. And your sort of alter ego is a stripper. I lure in the crims with my phenomenal moves. Yeah, and then when you need to get to the left, or the Haley's hovel, the floor opens up and the pole goes all the way down into the hovel.

Yeah, yeah, and my elasticated Lulu Lemons. Yeah. Drop down. Well, you still have the Mazda for your car? There is no better car. When you're a vigilante? Why would I need anything else other than a humble... A sensitive.

You could talk to Mazda. Well, yeah, because then you can get the criminals back. They can sit in the back. Well, I'd probably need the CX60 for that. Just a bit more space. A bit bigger. I'm not trying to thumb in some Maz-Bastening here, but it's really good, like,

boot space for criminals. So why are the police coming up for him? Because he's not his job. It's illegal. It's illegal for as much as it's illegal to steal stuff from people. It's also illegal for him to go around, give them the smash and then hold them against their will. Well, do you stuff a favour today and look this up. It's pretty funny.

Because the imagery of these grims taped to a poll with drawings on their face is very funny. The ZNN podcast network. Flash fun is so silly, silly, silly, silly. little poll during adult fun times what do you do with your eyes? The options were eyes open or eyes shut eyes open 36%

that means eyes shut 64% people are shutting their eyes The eyes shut have it The eyes shut have it I do like a visual feast Yes With moments of Let me just get in this little head of mine

And enjoy that This little head of mine Then I'm going to let it shut. Yeah. Well, I mean, people, I think, voted for what they do the majority of the time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Because it's probably a bit of an eyes open. Eyes open, eyes shut.

Eyes open, eyes shut. Unless I guess you don't like what you're seeing, so you just shut the eyes. But then eyes open eye contact. If you're in some kind of horrible long-term relationship, you've got to shut your eyes and imagine someone else, don't you? Anyone else. Literally the neighbor. Well, any hot Brazilian will do.

There's so many hot Brazilian. Any celebrity, your whole pass. There's a Brazilian Brazilians. There's a Brazilian Brazilians. A bazillion Brazilians, a Brazilian Brazilians. Ethan said, I need to see what I'm doing. It's eyes open. There's a man who takes his job seriously. Yeah, he does.

Jordy said, doesn't matter when the lights are off and it's pitch black. Oh, right. Only doing it in the dark. Here's something I've tried lately. Doing it with the lights on or during the day. Yeah, love it. You get to see stuff. You're really trying some new things for one.

Good on you for opening up. I just can't wait to show. share it with someone. It's all right, but I think playing with yourself with the lights on is a good step. Yep. I'm really proud of you. Nothing like that eye contact is you do unspeakable things to your person, says Ashley. Ashley, that's actually.

Ashley could. That sent shock waves through my body, Ashley. Ashley, good God, good God, I say. Megan said, I feel weird making eye contact unless dinner's been eaten. Now, dinner's in speech marks. Yeah. Four! Don't read that out. Jesus. Unless dinner is eaten.

Then it feels hot. But otherwise it's like, don't look at my floppy Tom. And also now I'm thinking about this. If I've made the correct amount of eye contact yet or too much, or if my eyes are giving sexy or crazy, or do I look like a dead fish when I'm in the throes of enjoyment. Blames, whoever is in the bedroom with you is just stoked to be there.

No one's concentrating on your thumb. Shannon's just said these are the tame results. Hey, we're taking it two and a half week. I reckon hit me with a couple of spicy ones to finish. Calm and don't shake your head. Yeah, Fletcherity is mad that you said eating dinner. I will seriously send a couple. I'll censor on the fly.

No, no. I'm already a bit worried. Did someone did message in yesterday saying, man, you guys are really gearing up for the BSA to be gone, aren't you? Yeah. I can still log a DVH. A lot of Foreskin chat. No, Vaughn.

Don't be brady. Yeah, don't be a brat. Carry on. One open, one sharp. says, sexy. That's not a good look. Very hot. Very hot. That's not a good look. Eyes open, of course. I want to see them. See them. Titties bounce.

Oh, boy. And that ass, and that ass wobble. See, we go back to our last messenger. We love the wobble. We love a bit of wobble. Carl says, I squint. Robert De Niro, squint. You're talking on me? You kiss in on me? Does that make someone

Haunted if you squint? Yeah, can do sometimes. Yeah, it kind of makes them a bit fuzzy. He just kind of blurs out though. More a shape. Yeah. Sarah said it's like a theme park ride and I don't want to miss a thying.

So it's eyes open. Tyler, I need a third option for a bit of both. Mart says, I have to imagine a hotter guy. Isn't that what everybody does? Oh. You can just get one. Honesty there. No, but you might be bogged down with admin with someone,

you know? You might be deep and so easy to imagine someone. It is. Still want some of those spicy results. No, that will do. But during adult, sometimes what do you do with your eyes? Eyes open or eyes shut. 64% you shutting them papers.

Play, Z-Dens, Fleshhorn and Haley. You nearly did born so dirty there, but I will be. That was a team effort of doing me, dirty. You spin around your phone. I'm guessing that's World Cup content. This is World Cup content where a woman... This is a bit of ass. A woman walks around shucking oysters, fresh oysters for you.

I mean, that's living. Well, at the World Cup. Yeah, and she's also... She's... Straight 10. 10? Yeah, right. You've done her dirty there.

Just as you went to show Vaughn that video, I turned the microphone on. As he finished saying who that is that. Yeah. So there's a bit of dirty play everywhere. Yeah, everybody's dirtying everybody. Now, we all remember that the same? Do we all remember that the same? That's kind of how we played it out?

That's what happened. We trust each other on that. Well, couples famously don't do that. I'm sure. 966, 96. Last time you had an argument like this where you have your fight whatever which way it goes

and then maybe the dust settles and you'll come to it a day or so later or you know a week if you like me and you like to let things chew or years later when it's still brought up yeah yeah yeah yeah chuck a decade at it I'll be digging that thing out

like a good whiskey you know you want to let that thing age at least 12 years before you start bottling it I like to barrel age my points and a French choke. Yeah, in a beautiful franchise.

Old Chardonnay barrels. Gosh, she does. She has a way. But by the time you come back to the argument to either sort it out or weaponise it, we're just remembering things a little different, right? We've all experienced this when you say. I never said that.

No, that's not how that started. That is actually not what happened. I never said that. Why couples remember the same fight totally differently? It's not exclusively game playing. Like, I'm going to lie to do this, according to a psychiatrist who, by the way, his name is Boris Van Passell. I mean...

Great name for a psychiatrist. How crap is Carl Fletcher compared to Boris Van Pacell. I could be a psycho. What? So you could be a psycho. Just stop there. He says memory isn't a recording. So it's rebuilt from scratch every time we recall something,

which actually is like quite an interesting way to think about memory. I feel like that's something a defence lawyer would say in a high-profile crime trial. Memories are just built from scratch every time. When you're on the stand and you're like, that is the story, right? Your memories are you remembering at the last time you remembered it? Yes. And each time becoming more fractured.

So things can change. Yeah. Well, it's like a game of telephone. Yeah. You thought I was going to say Chinese whispers. I would never say Chinese whispers. You just said it twice now. Chinese whispers?

Third. I wouldn't say, you also keep saying Oriental parade in Wellington and we're yeah. I say it with an accent too. I'm about to have two and a half weeks off, so I reckon half of that. I want to make it two and a half years. So, yeah. So,

Two people, according to Boris Van Passel, who I trust, two people can live through the exact same experience, exact same moment to walk away with genuinely different, but sincere memories of it. So, like, authentically, they are remembering things different as opposed to, like, denying things. And they're not gas-lighting you. It's not gas-lighting.

It's them going like, no, no, no, I swear to God, this is how it happened. Within myself, I believe this, within yourself, you believe this, so then there's no winning. Three things shape how you remember things. You're mood at the time. Which is never going to be great as good if you're screaming at each other.

Yeah. So your emotional state when you were having the original moment that you're going to create these memories. So if you were angry versus someone who was curious or angry versus someone who was sad or angry versus someone who was like, well, I'm just trying to chill out here. I'm just playing PlayStation. Completely alters the way that you remember it. I'm remembering. I'm just going to see you. I'm the angry one.

Yeah. it from this place of rage. Emotion, which is slightly different. Like, if you felt really strongly about the thing that you were arguing about, as opposed to if you were like, oh, you're just arguing at me about something I don't really care about, it'll shape how you remember it. If you were like, that was a boring argument, whereas I'm like, that was really important to me. And the environment, where were you, who were you with, smells, sounds, everything,

will shape the memory and warp it. So he calls these parallel truths, which is actually quite an interesting way of, um, been a bitch in your relationship to say, well, I think we might have parallel truths here. Right. As opposed to, you're wrong, I'm right. So does he have any Howellate truth sounds just as toxic, by the way?

Yeah. Does he have any fix it kind of? So his take, his take was trying to figure out who's right usually doesn't help. And I'm like, sorry Boris. That's point scoring, isn't it? We need have a winner here. Yeah.

Get curious about how your, oh, I hate this. Get curious about how your partner landed on their version of events. Interesting. How do you think you got here and I got here? Isn't it interesting that you remember me calling you that when I don't

have a memory of it? Let's discuss how you landed there. I actually just don't think he has any tips. Somebody messaged in Jefferson Fisher, who is either coming to New Zealand or has been to New Zealand. He's that guy that you might have sent on social media on how to deal with narcissists.

He's a great... He's a great... You would have seen his diary of the CEO, Haley. He's amazing that guy. He's a lawyer, right? Yeah, a lawyer that specialises. He had a great line for the argument, day plus one. I could have said that better. The guy that says that marriages, is this the one who was like,

oh no, no, no, no. I'm thinking the guy of the tattoos, the old divorce lawyer who was like, getting married is the dumbest thing you can do, and yeah, everyone will do it at least twice. So is his theory this kind of, we're remembering things? different. Is that why that person texts this in? Has a great line. Oh. No, his great line

and just revisiting an argument. I could have said that better. I could have said that better. I could have said that better. Instead of calling you an effing P of S, yeah. Maybe I could have said, I'm feeling upset by you. Yes. And in my eyes, in this moment, your character is

less than I would enjoy it to be. Wow, that's a true. That's somehow worse. That's good. That's good. Somehow so much worse. I guess I've just nail communication and moving forward, I'll never do it wrong ever again? Yeah, well, it's definitely never going to be your fault. When has it been a masterclass? In communication.

The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's FlashWorn and Haley. From the unmoderated comment section, this is the Top Six. Yes, good morning. Today's Top Six dealing with the fact that we're away for a while so you're not going to have top six. I thought I'd tell you the Top Six, Top Six is you'll miss out. on because we're going on holiday.

Just a little look into the future. Yeah. So number six on the list of the top six, top six is you'll miss out because we're going on on holiday is the top six reasons. Travis got cold feet and called off the wedding to Taylor Swift. No. I'll call it now. It's not going to happen.

Don't curse our royal wedding. He's going to bail. Nah. Too much. What do you reckon the pre-ups like? I reckon pretty water time. I mean, he's like worth heaps of money anyway, right? I reckon airtight, which is the step up from watertight.

Do you reckon? Yeah. It's like a zip, snap block bag type. Number five on the list of the top six. Top six is you'll miss out on because we're going on holidays. The top six new names for the Strait of Hormaz. Oh, they go rename. They'll do a rebrand.

Kind of like the Jetpack Motel. The one that was the COVID home. They're just like, the Jet Park. Jet Park. It's still the Jet Park. It's still the Jet Park. I think they were just like, see you and how. See you and how.

We're jetpack. Yeah, no, because I drove past though recently and I was like, I would have thought they would have named changed that. Yeah. Jet Park Hotel is still Jet Park Airport, a hotel and a hotel and conference centre. Shit,

I would have hit that with a rebrand day. Yeah. I'm really, you're a coward. Do you know what I mean? They were like, yeah, we'll take the people with the mystery illness. But if we, like, say we did something horrendous, right?

Fletch Forne and Haley. Yeah. You'd brand to. Yeah, to Steve, Jennifer and, oh, just like Carl Smith and Sprouse. Yeah. I think it's them. Yeah.

But the name doesn't immediately. So horrendous we'd need to change our names that we'd still have a job. Bold of you to us. Yeah. I don't think my job would be taken away. Why would that happen? Number four on the list of the top six.

Top six is you miss out on because we're going away. The top six signs that Minions v. Monster was always going to break all the box office records. Yeah. I'll call it now. Biggest movie in history. In history? Yeah, yeah.

It'll dethrone all of the Titanic's and the Air Force. That's in the avatars and the... I'm getting sent every day by so many people, the minion idol auditions. The people they're singing in the minions. That girl has just had so much work going around to all the premieres of the minis of monsters and speaking minionese. I know.

And she's singing and stuff. She's nailed it too. She's very good. The chocolatier that makes a minion cake? I haven't seen that. Makes a minion out of chocolate? Very good. I also sent that a lot.

I get it now. Yeah. You get it. You get it. Now that I've seen one. Yeah, you get the cute buy-in. Top-six, top six is you'll miss out on because we're going on holiday at number three is the top six reasons. Sorry, top six things Cape Verde will do as football World Cup champions. The underdog. So I'm calling it now. Population of $525,000.

I don't know. I don't know. Fagant Argentina. What's led you to believe this? Well, there's been a World Cup of upsets. I do love when the big nations get upset. Because Germany's gone. Are they gone?

Germany's gone. Germany's gone. Paraguay. That was a... Perugue. That was... Perugue. Perugue. Perugue might upset them as well.

Really? Yeah. Not as funny as a small island off the coast of Africa. Now, where are our boys at Kurosau? Gone as well. I don't know. I think they're gone. Yeah.

Sorry. New Zealand gone. Yeah. Who's sexy that's left? Not that that's why I'm based. It's just out of interest for the 9-6-9-6s. You want somebody else who's done the hard yards, to investigate the sexiest World Cup chain that's still in running.

No, no, on behalf of the 9-6-96 girls that message are being like, put-us out, put-us out. I think you're okay because a lot of them are just absolutely packed with your kind of type. Yeah. Big. Yeah. Number two on the list of the top six, top six as you miss out on because we're going on holiday. The top six reasons the USA fell apart as a nation the day before its 250th birthday.

Yeah, crazy. If it fell apart. Yeah. I don't think it would be. Why? No. For the people, for the economy, for the environment. like what causes the fall apart, what's the fall out of the fall apart.

Okay, true dad. We'd like to see some swift changes. Don't get us wrong, but I don't have the absolute fall apart of the nation is going to be the answer. And number one on the list of the top six. Top six is you'll never get because we're going on holiday. The top six signs we won the big lotto and we're never coming back from holiday. The number one sign will be we just don't come back from holiday. We live in Europe.

And then we're like, hey, Vaughn, join us. I'll pop over for a little. Probably for a little Europe after a big one. I don't think. You guys are out of the country. Yeah, okay, let's discuss. Because we've got our lotto syndicate. I don't transform to buy our syndicate tickets.

It'll run away. We'll never see him again. I'm going to buy one today at the airport. That's good for the next draw, which will be... Tonight? I don't transform. I think he'll just leave. No, I won't.

You wire me the money and I'll buy the tickets. This is how it starts. But now he's just got our money. Yeah, exactly. But we don't even know if he's getting a... He'll photoshop the tickets. No, I'll buy the tickets. It's in person and on the back

it's got that thing we can write your name on a lot of that no one ever fills out. No one ever does. I'll write out you. I'll put your name into the ticket. Yeah, but you love a bit of AI slop too. I don't know. I will say as well while we're away on

holiday for the next two and a half weeks on podcast series. Ask Us Anything kicks off this weekend. We're podcasting every day. But that is today's top six. The ZN Podcast Network. Play ZN's Flashworn and Haley. Right now, producer Shannon and producer Carwin, who we're not going to talk Swifty yet.

But you guys actually got a little sneak preview of the legally blonde prequel L. Yes, oh my gosh, last night, lucky to be invited, of course. Yeah, I mean, what can we say? We're just more famous, more popular. Yeah, what? Like, it's hard.

Yeah, we can talk about your night later on the show. You're actually busy. Literally opposites. Opposites. I was busy. I was busy. Yeah, so this follows the life of Elle before she gets to.

uni in, you know, the legally blonde movie. So she's a teenager. It's her sweet 16. And there's a scandal with her dad and they have to move to Seattle from Hollywood. And obviously, Seattle's not paying. Scandal with her dad? Okay. Yeah. It's not. It's not

a crazy. No. No, no, no, no. It's an L. Woods level scandal. Oh, right. Right. It fits the vibes. So it's the prequel to the movie that we all know. Yeah. It's TV series. She had that stupid dog. Bruce.

Okay, firstly. Yeah, sorry about him. No, it's a stupid dog. It's a chihuahua. It's a stupid dog. But Bruiser's her best friend. But yes, we do see her get bruiser. The origin story of bruiser is featured.

It's actually cute. We got to see the first two episodes. We haven't seen the whole show, but we've seen the first two episodes. And they're just so fun. It's so nostalgic, so fun. I knew that there was going to be like some hesitancy around the costuming. because other shows that have been set in the same time recently haven't really nailed that aesthetic,

but it's not giving Shan. Yeah, it looks so good. It's not, I put that on the poster, right? What's it set? Like, 95. 95. Yeah, because Legally Bond just turned 25 years old. Impossible.

Impossible. Impossible. But it's so fun. I think often now we're getting a lot of sequels to movies, and it's really rough watching something we love to be tried to be modernized, they're trying to be on TikTok and cool. It's fun to watch someone go backwards and we're seeing the landline phones.

There's a car phone. That's a bit of a plot point. It's just so fun and nostalgic. I love this. I definitely recommend it. Oh my gosh. Does the main actress look like Reese with a spoon? Like there are scenes where she is like side on and that's Reese.

Yeah, her profile is Reese to a T. Is it a daughter? No. No. No, this is a random. I don't actually think she's really done. I think it was her daughter too. It's just because maybe I saw a photo of her daughter.

And it looks exactly like her. It's like Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Philippe had a baby. No, her name's Lexi and honestly, it is insane how much she has channeled Elwoods. Her voice, her face, her facial expressions, it's so good. Lexi Mindree is her name. She hasn't really done much. She was in that Mordor murders. The Maradar Marauda.

The Marauder. She played the... Of course I've seen it. She played the girlfriend of the murderer. Yes. Now, Rhys Wetherspoon produced this? Yes. Her company.

Yeah, okay. Hello good. Well, so it's on Prime. Out tonight at 7pm. Prime video. Out tonight at 7pm. I'm so down. I'm so excited for this.

Did you see, oh, did you see, by the way, at that Jennifer Coolidge, that $5,000 I was going to give away, speaking of Legally Blonde. She's left the country, so. Oh, yeah, she's long gone. I think she's been out. Long gone. You just saved the company $5,000. I've saved my name.

That's a KPI. The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Flash forun and Haley. Parky, Parky. Mm-hmm. We got some of them Michelin Stars. Yes. We've flashed now.

We flashed now. We flashed. So what is, like I know it's a, it's obviously like a posh restaurant or you get it if you're a good restaurant? So Michelin Tires, the initial thing was, like the Guinness Book of World Records is literally Guinness the Beer. Yeah. We've done this for fact of the day, I think, about brands. That's right.

Michelin stars indicated how much of a detour a restaurant was worth if you were driving on Michelin tyres. Oh, right. So it was like a guidebook back in the day. Yeah, it became very, very respected. Now it's like the go-to. Right. I'm kind of marketing for the tyres saying, yeah, if your restaurant has three stars,

it's worth just doing a big fat skid outside. I think they're saying that's what they say now. Drop a big fat, skid outside and burn through those Michelin tires. Right. So 15 New Zealand restaurants have been awarded Michelin Stars. So it's a first... Australia and Oceania as well, eh? Yes. Until now, they'd never gone down under.

They didn't even know we were here. Yeah. Which I kind of like... They had one of those maps where we went on it. We were just off it. And then someone was like, Lord of the Rings. And they were like... Yeah.

Oh, shit, I thought that was a... Oh. Was that a real place? Plocation. So the only restaurant to be awarded two Michelin Stars was Essence in Queensland. Wait, so the more you get the better? Yeah. Yeah.

Three is the max? Yeah, okay, so there's not five. Now, you can't just get like a thousand Michelin stars. Okay, yeah. So essence in Queensland, I haven't been to. Hungry. But it'd be hard to overlook Blue Cano is what I'm saying. Yeah, I went to, I was invited with some friends for a lunch the other day to some fancy place. You've been there.

Where? It's Italian. Oh, bossy. Yeah, like, amazing food. But, like, I got the ravioli and it came out and there were like six of them. I was like, I was like, I was. I want a supermarket packet of ravioli. Sorry, your fat, gorging pig, have some grace and some class.

My man. It's so that you can have... Oh, but I know, but I wanted... You've got a burger fuel. You know what I mean? Like, when I saw the price, I was like, it must be a whole plate. It wasn't, it was like, literally... And it was the most amazing ravioli ever tasted in my life.

So there you go. But I could have done with twice a now. But I could have done with like 18 bits, not six or five. I've never done a degastation, but that is the... the one thing. I've done a couple of dega sessions and like you think, huh, sea salt, foam and a fish fart. Yeah, what they're never going to be.

I'm not going to be full. I'm not going to be full. And then after like 10 courses, you're like, can I get the actual snapper rather than the fart of the snapper? No, no, no. Snapper comes later, you've got to have the fart for the entree. But by the end of it, you are pretty full. So is this just drawn out over time?

Is this just a list of these places with tiny plates? There's some tiny plates in the mix. essence is very like art. I'm looking at the pictures of how they serve. It is. It's an art form. It's not simply cuisine. It's an art. It's my Queen Street cababs on there. It's not. Abra cababra in Wellington.

The first ever Michelin-starred salmon restaurant is Tala in Auckland. That's pretty cool. Someone just texts in. I'm just doing a sneaky little text at work. Okay. But I've been to Tala. It was amazing. Brought back childhood memories as I ate it. So Tala is the first Michelin's side. someone in a restaurant also in Auckland,

Ahie, which is Ben's, Ben, um, Bailey's, in commercial bay. I've been there, that is very nice. The fire alarm went off halfway through. Oh yeah. Well, that one's sure to knock off half a star. I ate, oh, I'm, and then came back and I'm like, someone ate it when I'm, as you're evacuating.

I'm pretty sure someone from the fire service ate my real, yeah, yeah, yeah. And, you know, fair, fair enough, you're not paying them enough. Fair enough, we're not paying them enough. They're still striking. Like, they're still, like, just pay them. Just get them Fire David Seymour. Yeah, get his money.

Yeah. Paris butter is another one. I hadn't heard of Paris. You've eaten? I, yes, and I've met their chef on something. Maybe a TV show or something. Oh, it's like you were trying to say

you met the chef on like a dating app or something. No, no, no, no, no, he's married. But like, slutty. Slutty. Yeah, yum. Yeah, yum. It's so good. About slutty food.

Why heck your island's got mudbrook? darling. Oh, darling, you got married. Oh, darling, you've got married that. How did that go? Well, actually, to be honest, you'll remember as someone that was that, the pudding was laid out.

Now, that would cost you your Michelin Star. Yeah. The pudding was late. Tantalus estate. It was ominous sign. So it was late. Pudding was late. Cursed from the start.

The Janobistro in Wellington, Logan Brown and Wellington. Oh, classic. Logan Brown, well-known, and the Ortega Fish Shack. I've eaten there. We actually took a couple of these off that I've eaten out. You're pretty posh, aren't you?

I'm a little bit posh. A little bit posh. We've got posh listeners, by the way. The Sherwood in Queensland Town is incredible someone messaged in. Yes. We've been to six of the Michelin-Star restaurant, someone else messaged up. Very posh. Highly rate them all.

Did they get six pieces of something? Do not. Someone said Paris butter is insane. An Nazi in Christchurch, I hope I'm saying that right, and Tussoe Hill in Christchurch, which looks beautiful. Amosfield and Queenstown, I went there once

someone paid with a voucher so that's the only reason I was there, darling. What did they get a voucher from? They're in a competition, darling. I want a voucher, darling. No, darling. Did you sit in one of a glass shack's darling out the back? No, no, just the table inside, darling.

Is Amosfield the one with a little red tractor outside? Yes, darling. And they've got all the glass houses, the little greenhouses you can sit in if you're put... And then, darling, I was like, well, next time I'm down, I must go. and I looked at the price and I was like, absolutely. Jesus Christ.

I went there once to enjoy a Juan. I'll always pull in for a Juan. I'll make budget for a hand. That's all right. There is a hand. But once I tried a nibble of a corn toasty that Vaughn maybe the chef would have known for. And it was delicious, but it was all I could afford.

It was a small corn toast. It was just a small corn toast. Kaka and Wanaka. Rata in Queensland and the Sherwood, as previously mentioned. La La. Well, there you go, New Zealand. Wasn't there also a little bit last week when they were like, we might not get any.

wasn't everybody a bit like oh well don't count your chickens before the bloody hatch we might not get any. Now Matthew wants to know what about Hofar takeaways in Hastings. Is that on there?

Are there any nuggets on the list? Not that I can see. Christo live. I'm going to tell you that filet of fish I had at the Wanganui Maccas at 1A on Saturday night was unreal. Three Michelin's star and three missions. I think they just missed it off the tasting.

The ZM Podcast Network Play ZM's Fleshhorn and Haley. We're very lucky to have a an entertainment correspondent and our friend Ben Harlem from Sirius XM who is currently in New York City where all the action is.

Don't do the accent. It's just going to muddy the interview. Now, good morning Ben or what time is it over there in New York, my friend? It's 3.30 in the afternoon on Tuesday so the countdown to the wedding is well and truly on. Mate. Now, so what's the latest kind of rumor and gossip that we've had. I saw the TMZ reporting about the

invites and that every guest had a like a watermarked what do they call it? It's like a watermarked like so if they shared it then people would know who released it right? That's exactly right. So not only did they have to sign the NDA but then the invites had everybody's names like printed all over it like when you put your $5 note in the air or whatever so they'd know who was leaking it if it did get back to the press.

But the current rumor is that she's building a mini castle inside of Madison Square Garden to get married inside of. What the hell? I just read this. But like, why not do what Dewe Leeper did and go to an actual castle in Europe, where it's summer? Look, it's a very good point that you raise. I mean, look, she loves a privacy. The one thing about that arena is that, you know, you can't fly your drone in. You can't take photos.

You can't, you know, I don't know, send in the cops or whatever. So, yeah, I guess she's just going to build the castle and make sure that no one else will be able to see it because there's a strict no phones policy as well. But is it like Paul Starring painted? Because like they've built castles. When they've brought the Edinburgh military tattoo to Australia and stuff, they build a fake castle.

And I'm sorry, but you can tell. You know what I mean? That's a cardboard. It's giving like year eight school production. When I think about it, all I can think of is like an Andre Reier concert. You know, when you see all the oldies, like, dancing around and there's, like, fake fountains and stuff like that? Yeah. When he does, like, I don't know, he plays his, like, old man music or whatever.

That's all I could take off in my head. Same, like, full tacky fountains and lights and swans and all go. What's the vibe in New York because you're there and, like, are people milling about? Are they, is there lots of chatter on the street about it all? Yeah, so you're either there. You're here for the World Cup or you're here for the Taylor Swift wedding. There's no in between. So you can either ask someone about Messi or you can ask them about Taylor and Travis

and whether they think that Carly Closs got an invite or not. There's no in between. But yeah, more and more people are sort of hanging around and trying to work out what's going on around Madison Square Garden. They're going to start closing a couple of streets around. They just sent in the National Guard, believe it or not. The FBI is helping out with security. It is like full on.

So if you consider the fact that we've got the world, Cup. It's 4th of July this weekend and we've got to tailor us with practically a royal wedding in our backyard here in New York. I think if you want to commit a crime anywhere else in America, it's like the purge because all the police are in New York at the moment. Please don't promote. Ben, in the United States of America elsewhere. I love it. I'm sorry. You know what? Criminals in America don't need my help to promote it. No, they don't. Everybody stay in schools.

So, Ben, on the day, what are you going to do? Because it's all, it's all. rumor at this point, which is so hilarious if she is in like Florence or something, you know, and it's a big diversion. What are you going to do on the day, which we believe is Friday? Yes. Well, I'm thinking of the ultimate bender, obviously you can tell by my accent, I'm Ozzy. So the Socoraroos are playing in the World Cup that day as well. So why don't we just go soccer into a Taylor Swift wedding? What a perfect day. It's actually like two of your favorite things, right? This is Christmas for you.

I love a bit of sport. I love a bit of Taylor. And it would be great. But apparently on the Thursday night, she is doing a small, whether it's a rehearsal dinner, or maybe it's the actual ceremony for about only 100 people. And so we think that might be still at Madison Square Garden. There is a theatre underneath the arena where, like, comedy shows and boxing matches happen. It's not like the main arena. So maybe that's where the actual ceremony is going to be with close family and friends. And then the big reception is going to be on Friday, where obviously I'll try and get into and probably get into jail.

It'll be a tux situation, Ben, so you better get the steamer out. Okay, I'll have to try and get a tux first before the steamer. Ben, it's always such a pleasure to have you. Thank you for being on the ground and sharing with us. And yeah, good luck getting into that, but don't get arrested. All right, good. If I hear anything, you'll be the first people I speak to. And go to the socceroos.

The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Flashforn and Haley. So you guys are going to go. to Europe for a little jaunt, a little mid-year jaunt. Bon Joie. Today. Tomorrow I'm heading down south, lucky enough to be invited down by RealNZ for some Cardi's actions. We love Jen. We love Jen.

We love Jen. Good morning, Jen. So I needed to drag the year old snowboarding jacket. I don't want to hear about it. I don't want to hear about it. This thing, no. If you've just joined the show, I'm Haley and I'll speak the truth. Come hell or high water.

And warn your snowboarding jacket. When did you buy it? Yeah, did you buy it? Oh, like 2000 and gifted. Well, no, the blue striped one was gifted. It's even worse. Like in 2012 and the black ones I think I bought it in like 2007, 2008. Black's fine because black just stays the same.

The blue one is so, and I don't mean to be a bit, it's so out of fashion. It's so. It's so. Like even a rental jacket looks cooler, bro. Yes. You're being very open. Just rent a jacket. Maybe I'll rent a jacket.

That thing is so like, oh. thought you out. This is just your first ski trip with your new girlfriend. Yeah. Heads up, bro. She's hot. Like, you can't be in that blue jacket around her. I'm just, you can't do it.

Yeah, you can't. Well, I was fishing out. I was fishing out, old blue, out of the hot water cupboard. And I was dragging it all out. And I was like, where is this? And I pulled out, well, can I even describe it as a sopping wet set of sheets. No. And I was like, and you're leaving.

That's not supposed to be softened. Yeah. That's not supposed to be soping wet. I said to myself, as I pulled out. it out and found a mouldy set of sheets back there as well and I'm like, that's not supposed to grow mould in here. How long has that thing been in?

Famously you put things in the hot water cupboard to dry them out not moisten them up. Yeah. So I dragged it all out and I found that I guess it's just because it's an old an old hot water cylinder and over time the join well it seals that the

plumbers tape or the hempen paste or whatever had been put on the pipe had deteriorated and it had just been dripping. So I got a wrench and I tightened it And I put a glass under it And I was like, I'm gonna go for a quick run when I get back If that's got more water in it It's still leaking. So I got home and I was like, yeah.

There's a cup. Still leaking. Yeah, she's a slow drip, but she's definitely dripping. So you've got to get a plumber today. Nah. I'm going to, um... Oh, get a plumber. Just get a plumber.

Well, I'll get a plumber if it all goes badly, but I'm going to nip home after work. You're leaving tomorrow. Stop it might attend. Get the, um... No. I can fix this myself. I'll turn off the...

so the water's not going, I'll turn off the hot water cylinder. I mean, at the tap thing, there's going to be no water and I'll get a bucket underneath. I'll take them off. I'll clean up the joints. You're not a plumber. You're not a plumber. No, look, it might come to that, but I don't think so. Yeah, but then you're going to be too late in the day.

You're effing around doing it yourself. I'm not effing and jeffin and I'm straight after work. I'm going. I'm going to deal with it. Get a plumber now. If it's no. This is giving big, my hedges aren't getting done. I'll say.

I'll be done at some stage. What a what a hassle though Right the day before The day before going away I was just like Oh four I did swear I bet you did

I probably said the proper one Yeah I said the proper F word Not the homophobic slur I wouldn't say that to a whole word That's crazy you just admitted that on it Wow The funny F word You know

And I actually used that age old saying Of the Smith family If it's not one thing It's F in another Yeah it is Which I love saying Makes it sound like you got a lot on your plate So, but I want to know what you had to deal with just before you're going away.

Well, I just narrowly avoided one. Even if it's a weekend or it's a big holiday or end of year, whatever. Yeah, any time you're literally about to leave the house and you're like, not now. But what if it's not even a house then? What if you're about to go on like, if you're a parent and you're about to go to seize and you get a call from your kid's school and they've been like suspended or something for? Well, they broke their leg again. Yeah.

You're like, oh. That's grandpa. fault. That's grandpa's problem. I'm leaving the kids behind. Do cancel her. Remember I could get to cancel an island holiday because Indy broke something? Yes. An arm. Remembering? I had to do the travel insurance. I said leave her here. She's old enough. Well, she actually wasn't at the time. I think she was about six. But that's old enough. I remember being six. I was conscious. I was aware. I knew right

from wrong. Give her a couple of tubes of pringles and say good luck. We'll see you in a week. Charge the iPad. You know your bedtime. And feed the dogs. Exactly. Yeah. Good luck to you. But I want to know what you just, just had to deal with just before you went away. Something. Whether it was the house flooded, the car broke down. That would be the worst.

You were about to go on a way on a roadie? And the car breaks down. The weekend and the car breaks down. We were a caravan family for a couple of summers until dad absolutely lost the rag. What's happened to that caravan? My dad's caravan. Oh, God, it's sold many years ago. No idea about that caravan in particular.

Okay. Yeah. But that was always that, just before you went away on a caravan holiday, if you had an old caravan, it would always play out. The brakes would be seized or something wouldn't be working. It smells wet in here. Something's wet.

We've got a leak. Got a rat, got a something. Yeah, we want to know this morning, on I800DL. 8.00.000 on 9-6, 96, what did you have to deal with just before you went on holiday? I was going away, but I was dressed up as Stevie Nix to go to a dress-up party,

and I got a call that my daughter had been caught shoplifting at farmers. This was 15 years ago. and she was 15 years old. I had to go and pick her up from farmers dressed as Stevie Nix. Oh my God, that is brilliant. That's so funny. Kenzie, this is your friend.

What happened just before they went away? Okay, so they were actually about to move, my friend and her partner, and they were going to move to Australia. And then they spent the night before apart. They can probably see where this was going. And once they got to the Auckland airport, look, he was acting really weird and she's like, what's wrong?

He was saying all these things, like, you know, you're too good for me, all of that sort of thing. Anyway, he ended up telling her that he cheated on her the night before, and they were just about to go on the plane. So they had to sit on a seven-hour plane ride to Perth together, and they were all set to move into a house together, and, yeah, it was just an absolute disaster. What was he thinking?

Yeah, you don't tell them. The night before, I've got no idea. What the hell? Dude, that's insanity. And do they end up breaking up? Oh, yeah. She, like, broke up with him then, but they were living in the same flat,

so I think for a bit he was sleeping on the couch and the flat and he started bringing all these girls home. Oh, he sounds like a piece of trash. He does, yeah. We can laugh about it now, but she's not a new man. She's happily engaged. See, Morton, it could be worse with your hot water cylinder. Could be.

When you say you want your part of the FIFA And that part of, you know, situation Doesn't stand for fly in, fly out No. Yeah, okay. Kenzie, thank you. Becca, what happened just before you went away? Yeah, so we were about to go off for our honeymoon

And the morning of we got up And I noticed my dog was acting really weird And then I checked her And she was covered in highs And having a massive allergic reaction So we're kind of panicking trying to sort her out, get her medication and organize bets for her while getting ready to get on the flight for a honeymoon. Yeah, what did the dog end up being allergic to?

We don't know. I still haven't been able to figure it out. Oh, it just so easy. So who was looking after the dog when you were supposed to be on your honeymoon? My mother-in-law. It was like having a sick kid. You just kind of palm it off to the either daycare or the grandparents anyway, and you're like, I don't know that was sick. Just pretend you don't notice the hives.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're not furth for a reason. Becca, thank you. Keep your messages coming in. Not fair for a reason. 966-0-800-Darzidem. What went wrong just before you were going away?

Jesus. We want to know what went wrong just before you went away. For a weekend or a holiday. My daughter had a massive accident. We call it the Flying Fox versus Boat trailer accident. Oh, what? It resulted in an ice cream scoop-sized piece of flesh

being taken out of her thigh by the boat trailer that she hit. Oh shit. Good. That's not like get the band-aids. No. It was the day before I was supposed to fly to a conference. It was Halloween and I was dressed as Medusa in Starship Hospital. So good.

My husband's brain cells disappeared just before we went on holiday. He thought he could save power by turning it off while we were away. Coming back to a chest freezer with stuff defrosted, including two of our kids' placid. and everything that was in the fridge you'd just kind of like the seal had stopped working so I'd just flopped that on to the floor. What was he thinking?

Your marriage were a moron there as well. I think you're able to a goddamn idiot. Paula, what happened just before the holiday? Well, we were boarding a cruise ship for like 10 days overseas in the islands and I got a phone call from my best friend to tell me she was getting divorced and needed somebody to stay. Luckily, you were on the boat. She can crash at your plane.

Wait, hang on a second. So was she on the trip with you? No, no, she was back at home. Oh, yeah, right. We were like four hours away and obviously had all the house keys and stuff with us, so there was no way for her to get into the home. Yeah, I'd just say, long let's just deal with us after this cruise. Yeah, I'm kind of on island time.

Kind of on a holiday here. Yeah, it really sucked on like the sail away party while she's crying on the phone, and I'm trying to have, you know, a few cocktails. And they're like, f-hmm. And you're waving her in the harbour. Yeah, bye. about your heart. Yeah.

Sorry, it sounds so bad, but we'll party and we've got to go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, the buffet's opening in 10. I'll call you back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Sorry about that.

Uh, Paula, thank you some messages. We were going to the Gold Coast for a holiday, which was my granddad's last holiday, but as he was dying of motor neurons disease. I hate to hear it. That's terrible to hear. And dad was told he was not to be playing rugby. Dad played rugby.

I was going to say, I reckon dad's played a bit of rugby. And he dislocated his hip. You idiot! And then had to have surgery and wasn't allowed to come to the Gold Coast. So we missed the dads? Oh, wow. Okay. Oh, yeah, this is a good one.

Shout out to any parents who have had to deal with a Poonami when they get their kids into the car seat. It's just shit up the back everywhere. All around. Again, why would you? Give it a high pressure hose. Get that out of there. I was meant to be flying out to the UK

and my now ex-husband was loaded my bags into the car and I found a box of condoms. He said, I got that for us. And I thought that's weird. I'm your wife and we've never used condoms. Found out of been cheating. And not with just one other women as well. Oh, my God.

Now we're travelling with Chlamydia. I like to leave, you know, nice and sorted. Yeah. And you can't, you get some travel antibiotics. You can, but then it's like the booze and then like, then I'm going to get thrush. Yeah. Oh, God.

The morning of our wedding, which was happening in Kranaghaki Gorge at 2pm, Very specific time. Beautiful. I had to go and grab my cat from my mum's and take her to the vet in Cambridge as the cat was choking. That went fine and was all good. Just did the home look, I reckon. Yeah. But that was fine and that was all good.

On the way to take her back home, I had her out of the cage. Two minutes before I got back to the house, she jumped on me in the driver seat and pissed all over me. How are you going to piss on me? I nearly crashed, but I had to drop her off, then shoot home, shower, try to clean out the cat piss from the car. and then was late to town, the wedding, the getting ready part, has everyone in order to arrive.

And I rocked up to my own wedding, smelling like a piss. So many pet ones. Oh, I just lost it. But their pet came in and they're getting ready to take their cat to the vet, which I had to do yesterday, to the cataray, Rolly.

You know what to be saying, bastard. Anyway. And this person's cat came in and they'd been torn to shreds by a possum. Like they'd been attacked. And then so they had to cancel their trip to get to the vet to save their pet. God. My brother-in-law was going for a family trip to Thailand and got a call on the way to the airport

that their cat had been hit by a car and was having to be put down. No. Somebody else had that. But the pet tire is like. So cheap. It's so cheap. It's so chas. It's what Pussykins would have wanted.

Pussykins would have wanted me in a tuk-took with a pinnacolada of my hand. Getting my fourth foot rub for the day. Totally. And like a new, fresh healing tattoo. In his memory. Somebody else said that we're heading away on a road trip and our neighbor called us when we were like half an hour out of town saying, I'm so sorry I've just found your cat and run over.

We check the security camera. It turns out we did it when we were back and out of the driveway. Oh my God. Oh my God. The holiday is destroyed. I'm not telling anybody, eh? I'm checking that security footage. I'm deleting it and I'm never telling anybody.

I'll go for a walk and where in, within myself, I'll heal that wound that I caused it. Yeah. And then I'm at the bar. I'm at the swim up bar. Oh, no. Someone said, I'm at the airport. Dad was very excited because we're all going on a family holiday

and he was doing a dance and he said, I'm going to do the splits and mum said, don't you during he did the splits and pulled muscles in both of his legs and put off wood. I reckon once anyone ever calls you dad, it's time to not just do the splits willy-nilly. You don't do the splits willy-nilly. Play that ends Flesh Vaughan and Haley.

Hey you on the phone, I betta can guess your mum's name. It's time for our segment. Better can guess your mum's name. Vaughn will ask Olivia this morning. Five questions about her mum and then have 15 seconds to try and guess her name. Olivia, good morning.

Good morning. Now, Vaughn, would you like to do a psychic connection with Olivia? Yeah, we should do a connection with Olivia this morning. Olivia, first of all, what's your star sign? I'm Aquarius. Okay, what a sign? We're going to do the buggler. Oh, the bumbler? Yeah, can you do a buck? Can you, do you have the tongue dexterity to do a bubbler?

Oh, is that how you? You're psychically through star signs today. Okay, right. Through, okay, like a Aquarius. Can you do it? I'm really surprised Fletch could do a blubler. Oh, yeah, good. I'm actually surprised Fletch could do a bubler.

It's better than I thought. Terrible tongue dexterity. Yeah, he's like that's usually. He goes on. He goes. Yeah. Can not be taking that tongue to Europe, mate? You get it.

You roll their ars around there. All right. You start bubbling, Olivia, and we'll join the bubbler. Okay. Oh, la-l-la-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-h connected. Connected? Oh, it's better than Bluetooth. Rock-solid connection.

Fantastic. I think it's because it's so cold and clear. Yes. There's nothing in the way. Yeah, yeah, we're getting a bit of connection. Okay, Olivia. What are your mum's siblings' names? David and Morris.

David and Morris. Oh, I'm feeling mum would be an Anne or something. You know, like an Anne or a Julie. Mm. I feel it. Well, we'll find out soon. Mom's age. That's one of my other questions.

Okay. So what was it Morris? Is it Morris or Maurice? Well, it's Morris, but it's spout like Maurice. M-A-U-R-W-E-R-E-W-E-E-W-E-E. Shannon is also saying that Aquarius is an air sign and we've bubbled. No, it's water. No, Aquarius is water.

It's the jarg tipping the water out of the jug. This is the donning of the age of Aquarius. Shannon, please back yourself. up on this. Someone texted and I just googled it and yeah, it's a fixed air sign. Crazy. Okay, we met multiple people who are saying it's saying it's. Well, why are they tipping water out of a jug then?

It's literally aqua. Do? Yeah, it's got aqua. They might be air. They might be tipping out of air. They're not tipping out of air. I've seen them. I've got a tattoo.

I've got all 12 horoscope signs tattooed on me. Water carrier, but it's an air sign. Boo! Well, we've bubbled anyway. Bubbles are made of air. You could do some fog. The bubbles are made at air. No, we've already bubbled.

Yeah, bubbles are made of air. We'll get it wrong. They'll nevertheless hear the end of it. So Morris and what was the other one? David. David. Yep, okay. Okay, I'm feeling traditional.

I'm feeling like an Elizabeth. We've got to write out of my name's as well. Anne. Yeah, write down Bev. Yeah, keep hitting me with religious names. Victoria. Mary. Mary.

There's any religious woman I know. Susan. Women weren't really. Not religious. Great in the Bible. Royalty. Oh, saw it. Sorry.

I feel like it's more. of a question. Susan. Of course, Queen Susan. Yeah, Queen Susan the second. Our mum's name is. Brittany. Queen Susan DeVoy the second.

Queen Brittany the fourth. Let's see. Queen Brittany the fourth. Okay. Next question. What's Mom's favourite TV show? Oh. She quite likes crime series.

Good, yeah, great. Okay. Like a true crime? Or, like, my mom loves a BBC. a British cop show. My mum lives at the British Crosso. My mum lives at the BBC as well. Yeah, a bit of both probably.

A bit of both, okay. Julie. Julia. Diane. Diane. I also added Pamela and Rosemary. Interesting. Then you've got to add time in parsley and say.

Oh, Shirley, yes. Maurice and David. Yeah. The siblings' names. It's giving a vintage, isn't it? Raywin, yep. Raywin would fit into that category. I'm definitely feeling that portion of the alphabet.

Are you? Really? A later portion. Mid-to-late. Trish. Oh, see, I wouldn't go any further down the line than T. And back, it would be a J. Victoria.

Victoria. Yeah, I've already put Victoria, but of... It's not, it's not vibing. No, it's not vibing. And we did bubble. Did you just do it giggity? Giggetty, giggy-ggy-you-you-go-ggy-gat. I was.

I was like, are we going to ignore that he giggity. I didn't giggity. It sounded like you giggity. I didn't go giggity. Holy Giggity. God, you're wearing that awful ski jacket and you're giggedy. That ski jacket is of the giggedy generation. Stop.

It is. It's a great ski jacket. It's great for a day where it's not really windy. You just need a little bit of light protection. Giggedy, bro. It's a lighter jacket. Giggitty. Giggitty.

Giggitty. No, there it is. Next question. How old, what year was mum born? I think she was 1995. Okay. Yeah, that's where I was thinking we were sitting at.

So it's an older vintage name, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. It's a Helen. A Helen, okay. It's a Pauline. Yeah. Yeah, Pauline Hanson, Pauline, the one that used to be... What was Winston Churchill's wife's name?

Did he have a wife? Winston Churchill, not Winston Peters. Winston Churchill? I actually don't know what. Winston Churchill's. Did he have a wife? Winston Peters have a wife? Winston Peters?

Surely not. He gives big eternal bachelor energy. Yes, same. I don't know. Jan is Winston Peters. Jan. So put down Jan. That's Winston Peters.

What about Winston Churchill? Just standby, call on. Okay. Winston Churchill's wife name was Clementine Churchill. I'm not going to put that down. Because I'm not feeling it's not in that part of the alphabet today. Okay. I just don't feel like it is.

I said Clementine. What's mum's favourite holiday? Now, this is open to interpretation. I could be speaking about day or I could be speaking about the type of holiday mum oxytakes. Look at her. She looked like she had a couple of buns on her head, like cinnamon buns on the side of her here.

Well, you're trying to marry. It was like bloody Princess Leia. Winston Churchill would have been no bloody honeymoon to be married to. Oh, no, absolutely not. Smoking inside and. Hey, grim. Mumbling? Stop mumbling. Stop mumbling your war messages, Winston.

calculate your war messages. Tell her Drew Wilson, he can wait. Um, okay. Uh, so what's mom's favorite type of holiday? Um, cigarettes. Going overseas. Oh, Hawaii.

Oh, Hawaii. Not a month's holiday cigarettes. No, not holiday cigarettes. Hawaii. Okay. Okay. Hawaii 5-0. Yeah, Meg Sang to bea, Jurassic Park.

Laura. Laura from Laura Dune. Yeah. Laura. Brilliant. Okay. Okay. Who else has been in a Jurassic Park?

Sam Neal. Sam Mantha. Sam? Okay, put down Sam. Jeff Goldblen of the female version of Jeff, of course, is Jess. Okay, put that down. All right, next question. What kind of car does mum currently drive? Suzuki Swift.

Oh, she does. Of course she does. Typical. That's why I want to say Janet, but it's too... Janet, put down Jan, Janet? Jan. Justin? This Suzuki Swift SS gives me the feeling that we are in the mid-portion of the alphabet.

Yeah. So, you've got that. Robin. Have you got a Tracy? I actually don't have a Tracy. I don't have a Tracy. Yeah, that'll get it on the list immediately. Down there.

Jane. I don't think I've got a Karen on the list. I'll put down Karen. We'll always put a Karen on the list. Marilyn? No, you wouldn't go Morris. David and Marilyn. You might do.

You might do. If I haven't got it, I don't think I'm going to. Okay, well, there we go. We've got a list there. Olivia, Vaughn's got 15 seconds. to guess your mom's name. Read out the list when you hear if you hear your mum's name.

You'll out, stop. That's my mum's name. Vaughan. Your time starts now. And Elizabeth, Victoria, Mary, Susan, Bev, Chris, Patsy, Pamela, Rosemary, Julie, Julia, Diane Shirley, Raywin, Deborah, Helen, Pauline,

Jean, Laura, Sam, Jen. Oh! Which one? Pauline. Pauline. Hanson. Pauline Hanson. Hanson.

That's what got it for us. Oh, well done. Good work. $100. $100. Just started itching. Woo-hoo. Oh, okay.

Buy your lotto ticket. It means you win lotto tonight. Pauline were also right in the bulls-eye of where I thought in the alphabet it was going to fall today. Yeah. And I don't think dad's name's too far either side. Okay, well, Olivia, congratulations. $100 and you've triggered. Bonus round.

While you're on the phone, I'll have a go, I guess in your dad's name. Okay. in my head. One? You know, Grant's in your head. Paul and Grant, that does roll nicely.

Doesn't it? Okay, well. I'm thinking my thoughts are. Kevin. No, it's because it's an older name as well. Pauline, like we were doing the female versions of Sam Neil and stuff

for Jurassic Park. So I feel like Pauline is the female version of Paul. It's not going to be Paul and Paul Lane. I mean, that would be fun. Feels like it's going to be a Richard or Mum's. Terry.

Does it feel like a beetle? Mike. It's probably a beetle or a Bible. John and Pauline. Bill and a Bible. John, it's probably a John. John and Pauline. From that era.

It's not going to be... It could be Richard. Is that what Ringo Starr's name is Richard? Ringo, Richard. Could be Richard and Pauline. Richard and Pauline. I was feeling a John. Could be a George and Pauline. You're feeling a John?

No, but you have been having twitches. Yeah, I know. And that's what pull me in. Well, Vaughan, you've got one. and you've got one guess. What is Olivia's dad's name? Olivia. You haven't got, what about a Stephen?

No, that's too young, eh? Pauline and Stephen, that's off. No, it doesn't feel right. Doesn't sound awful right. No. Go with your gut. Born. What is Olivia's dad's name? Olivia, is your dad's name, John?

Oh my God, yes. It is not. It is brilliant. People are going to think this is rigged. It's outrageous. Like, how do you do this? No, it's John. It was John all along.

It is John. It was John all along. Pauline and John. It was John. We should never have doubted it. It was John. This is a, I don't know how you do this. I mean, there were literally five dad names from back in that era, weren't there really?

Olivia, you've just taken home $200 with, but I can get your mom and dad's name. Congratulations. The ZM Podcast Network Play ZM's Flashfallen and Haley Now you might have known that I've mentioned I'm surrounded by dogs in my neighbourhood And I love my street a lot But there's noisy, noisy dogs out the back

And noisy dogs out the front Now Did you end up getting the confusing, buzzy thing? Dude, that was the biggest waste of $100 I've ever spent my life. You've been $100 on it? Yeah, ma, I was going next level. You get them from Timo. Yeah, well, this one, I think, came from Timo,

then went to an expensive shop and then I paid that. Oh, yeah, that's good. Nothing. That's good stuff. We like that. The dogs across the road, like, we've kind of dealt with that, with some words and some friendly, like, what's, you know, what do we, yeah, we know we're working on.

Yeah, sort of. But the dogs at the back, really, we have a problem. Now, famously in the past, when I have mentioned the persistent barking, I was called an asshole. And I think there are some fruity characters living out the back. They called you the A-Hole.

They called me an A-Hol, which is insane. But I believe they're fruity. Just the sort of yelling that I hear. You got some fruit loops. It's fruity. It's fruity. But they've got two uncontrolled barking dogs that just bark and bark and bark. I've got the little buzzy noise thing that, you know,

meant to make them stop, but it didn't work. So what I've taken to doing is yelling or barking back. from my porch. Right. So I've tried, like, I, like, that kind of stuff that I think that their owner should do. Yes.

But they're not. It's just pottering around the garden, so I do a lot of, how does it not drive the owner crazy? I don't, that is, I cannot comprehend. It's actually, like, been proven to be really bad for your health. Yes.

To have a dog barking the whole time. You might not even know it's putting your nervous system on watch. Yeah. But it does. And the constant barking, really bad for your, like, stress and quarters of levels.

So I'm not such an asshole after all by trying to get their dogs to shut up. So I started this like yelling thing and that wouldn't work enough. So I thought, well, I'll go a bit weird with it. And so I bark along. You barked back? When the dog barks, I'll bark.

Can you give us an example of standing on your balcony, on your back deck? I'm on the balcony. Dogs barking. Yep. I walk up to the front of my deck. Like that. Remember that viral clip of the old man

that tried to. I'm like that. Yeah. And does it stop the dog? No, I think it encourages it. But I don't know. If you are destroying my peace in choir, you're going to destroy you.

Allow me now. But what the problem is, is I'm a tight little street, you know. So I've got lovely neighbours on either side. And you are... Who are probably already putting up with the back neighbour. Yeah. And the actual dog. Yeah.

And now we've got the real dogs out the front, which get doing better, the terrible dogs at the back, and probably the loudest dog of the dog. all, Haley Jane Sprell on her porch with tequila just barking back. And then I got a message from one of my

neighbours being like, we're all good? Okay, so they think you've got nuts. You're like more than you'll know. Or do they think I've got a dog? Why don't you just get one of those like portable speakers, walk it to the back fence by the dogs? And then just

play stupid stuff. Slipknot. That only the neighbour can hear with the dogs. Yeah. Or play some high-pitched things the dog. You know what? Free the dog. That's a good idea.

Why don't I put on Eye Heart Radio? Play Fletch for it and Haley podcast. What do you? Yeah, I don't think Sabrina Carpola is going to calm the dog. We're going to ask us anything because we're away from this afternoon. Seamless mention there of the podcast while we're away.

And maybe the dog will be like, instead of being like, oh my God. Like a laugh. Really? They really told everything. You've got to do something because your neighbours think you're nuts. I am. I'm losing my mind. And it's quite enjoyable.

Play Z-N's fleshed-won and Haley Fact of the day, day, day, day, day, day. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. Well, for today's fact that I was going to tell you about a scientist who recorded his own death via snake bite. Oh. But yesterday we talked about snakes being a relatively. new animal and whilst I thought had lived alongside the dinosaurs had not. Yeah, but I told you, we told you this because they all got stomped on.

Yeah, I've done some research on that. Turns out you were 100% correct. Stomp on. They got stomped on. Thank you. So snakes evolved from lizards. Yeah? Oh, wait.

Where did they tuck the feet up and thought that snakes evolved into lizards. No, but lizards evolved from fish. So snakes evolved from lizards. Where did fish evolve from? Jesus. He did. I mean, Mary took one and he made it into heaps.

Yeah, right. And then he was like, actually, give that one legs. Oh, give it a time. Oh, yeah. No, take away the legs. Take away the legs.

I can't stop looking at it. Make it small. Oh, make it big. Make it snappy. Ugh. Which came first, the shochimi or the salmon. Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah, really good question there. Really good question. I think sashimi. I reckon sashim. And then I think if you leave sashimi, it develops. It develops. It grows to survive. It grows.

into the ocean. You'd now try to eat me. So here's the one interesting thing that scientists, evolutionary scientists can't agree on, where they went from lizards to snakes.

There's a team that believes it happened underground and a team that believe that it happened at sea, but it didn't happen on the earth's surface. They have found, this is a gross part,

they have found fossils of the animal that had begun its change from lizard to snake, but it still had its back legs, not its front legs? No. Now, we've got our back legs and not our front legs. We've got these ones.

Those are arms. Our arms are arms. Oh my God, that's embarrassing. Those are arms. Our arms are our front legs. Dude. Do you have feet on the end of your arms? No, you don't. We're not arm feet. Otherwise, no, on his hands. It's so embarrassing that you think that our arms are our front legs. Dude. Yeah. So they found these, they've found snakes with back legs. Yuck They're upwards like that

And they're walking around on their back Like a mere cat No but they would use the back legs To like propel themselves in the front Would squiggle like a snake in the back This is the fairy But they don't know whether or not it happened Because they went underground

In the ice age because it was warmer And it had a more consistent temperature And so they would go underground So the lizards became more snake-like So they could burrow like a worm And they lost the legs Because they couldn't use them They had to tuck them in flat

to get through the earth. They wouldn't burrow, like a mole. What a mess, eh? It's a mess of a creature. Yeah, you just look at animals like, you know how I feel about the platypus, where I'm just like, that's a mess. Like, whoever, whatever creation,

that's a mess. A series of horrific choices of what environment to put yourself in has led to the platypus. Yeah, or like antedars. It's just like some of them are a mess. Oh, yeah, the long nose. Like dig into the air hole, you know.

You don't need it that long. Then you see something like a beautiful domestic cat or a koala or a line. You're like, brilliant. Nailed it. Nailed it. Just the right amount of cute and fluff. And it's got the big eyes for the seeing, which makes it cute. And then you've got the blobfish.

It was an ordinary fish. And it was like, I might go a little bit deeper. A mess. And nature's like, well, if you're going to go deeper, you've got to make some sacrifices. Like, looking anything like anything that should be alive. And not like a blob of goop. So today's fact of the day And the final for Snake Week

Is that snakes evolved from lizards And there was a period where they only had the back legs And they didn't have any front legs Fact of the day Day day day day day I do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do The ZANN podcast network I, Haley Sprowle, a 36-year-old,

known metal head, who was actually off to see System of a Down on Saturday, for reference to paint a picture if you've just met me. Yeah. Last night enjoyed the pleasure of seeing the one the only, Mr. Inglebert Humperdink, live in Auckland. And, oh, jeez. I've got to tell you.

He's still alive? 90 years old. Wow. I can remember Like a classic crooner How did you get into Inglebert Hupperdink? Was it something you shared with like a grandfather? Yeah, yeah, grandma.

My mum's mum, Letitia, loved a crooner. Really? She loved a Conway Twitty. She loved Tom Jones, but loved Inglebert. And then I just love, you love the classics, you know? Release me, quando, quondo, quondo. Well, you play that one. Everyone knows that one.

Tell me, when? What about, because there's been on my eyes off you. Did he write the original? So. Well, is this a cover? I don't know if he wrote it. If you've seen my show, Sprow on the Prow, you'll know the significance of the song.

It was very fun being there last night. More on that later. Anyway, so it was just, it was just a brilliant concert. He is. He's 90 years old. Does he sound like this still? Not quite. No.

He came out, I'll say. the facelift is giving. The tan is dupe you. He's got on a tucks with a red ruffled shirt and at the end tells this concert he's telling jokes the whole time he's got three stools around. He's 90 years old. He's got to sit now.

He led the man to serve. And at the end someone comes out, rips him up in a Vassarci robe and he just says see you later and off he goes. It was brilliant. One of my favourite moments I just have to say this before I want to ask our listeners a question. Was it the smell? No, it wasn't the smell, that's private.

That was a private conversation. There was a smell. We were the youngest by far. Yeah. And which was great, I loved being amongst the old gals, man. Now we're up, arms up like this, having a laugh. But God, the technology was a struggle for everyone. Oh, really?

At one point a man behind me, English was not his first language, was trying to ask me how I got my camera footage so good when his looked so bad. And in the middle I had to give him a lesson on how to Zoom. and he kept saying, the man in the red shirt. I was like, Englebert. Yeah. Yeah, the musician, the man in the red shirt. So the woman in front of me was trying to film

and could not do anything but open a New World Club card. They made us get a new bloody ad. We were losing out. The Club Plus card. She's in there, the New World Club card. She was like, oh my God, sweat. There's no camera in the New World Club. Yeah, but Club starts with seeing, so does camera.

So does camera. And that's enough. The New World Club card. was up for ages. She's missing 10 guitars at this point. We're all singing along. And then she finally gets that cameras up. It's front facing. And she just cannot. She cannot figure it out front facing. We go back. We're finally in there. The club cards back up. It was just, you know, it was the best time. And I shan't be defined by my age. This was a very off demo for me. I love when people have off demo hobbies.

Well, this is what I want to ask our listeners. What is your off demo hobby? Or maybe you are a you've got a passion for a certain artist or a, you know, I mean, I know, knitting's back. Producer Shannon with her crochet. That's definitely made a comeback. Yeah. Do you think you've noticed more young people doing crochet? Yeah, definitely. And it's been so fun going around spotlight and craft stores and you, like, can make friends now.

I feel like the young girlies are like a kindred spirit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We can connect. But I've started trying to go to more like boutique stores and making friends with the old woman there. And it's so fun. Yeah, brilliant. They're so excited that someone wants to learn from them. Yeah, I know, I love it.

I'll just sit down and learn. Well, this is what I want to know. Like, maybe it's a sport or a game, you know, like Marjong or something. Or like you're into your lawn bowls. Yeah, into your lawn balls. You're a passionate. Younger people do lawn balls now.

Is the lawn balls still in the Commonwealth games? Yeah. Every time that rolls around, there's some me upstart, bloody whippers snapper who's keeping up with the old boys. Tell me, quando, quando. I love this. Okay, 0800, Darsadem as the number. You can text through 9-696.

What's your off-demo hobby? Emily, what's your off-demo hobby? Hi. Hi. I make soap. Okay. And how old are you? I'm 27.

So I run a small business, a little bit of a shameless plug. I run a small business called Sweet Ascent. Okay. So I have noticed, so I sell a few things. Wax melts are a young person's game. Candles, young person's game. Soap, generally not anyone below the age of 50. Right.

Classes and demos. And at 27, I am often the youngest person in the room. Yeah, we're a liquid soap generation, eh? We love our liquid soaps. Yeah. Yeah. So I have noticed when I kind of go to classes and stuff, I'm like, oh, this is like really cool, but I am with my opinion.

You're the youngest. You're the youngest. Are you good at it? Because we once met ex-act party co-leader, Brooke Van Valdon, and she made fish. And it was, she said it smelled like the set. She made what? She made soap. Soap and it smell like fish.

Oh. She said it's ocean breeze or something. I was like, babes, that's fish, soap. Also, another little shameless plug. I've got a little pop-up on 110 Casual Street in Christchurch. Oh, get along, get some soap. There was nothing. There was nothing little or shameless about that, like.

You will be receiving an invoice from Enz-Me for that advertising. I don't that a plan. 10010 casual. I love it. Emily, whether you go support Emily because she's the youngest soemaker in the world by the sounds of it. You won't smell like fish. No. Okay, good.

Great promise. Thank you. The Emily guarantee. Kristen, what's your off-demo hobby? I'm a quilter. Oh. What is involved? It is a nanobby.

It is a nanobby, isn't it? What makes the quilter different to a knitter? It's completely different. Yeah, quilting's like... Fabric and stitching. I'm so sorry for that. I'm so stupid question, Kristen. I'm so embarrassed.

There's no stupid questions. Filting's usually like caution, right? You make little squares. You put them all together and then you stitch right all through it and stuff. I've seen it between concrete and water. I don't know. This is a difference between a marshmallow and a house cat. Legs.

Legs and less squishy. And not covered in cornflower. But could you knit the squares and then quilt them together? No, that's crochet. That's just nothing. I'm sorry. We've wasted your morning. Stupid questions there, Kristen, from Vaughn.

But fantastic. Thank you. Do you knock off early head off? I hit off. Tiffany, good morning. What's your off demo hobby? Good morning. So I do adult tap classes, tap dancing classes. Wow.

Do you have any stupid questions for Tiffany Wong? Do we shoes when you do it? You need to, I think, for tap dancing. Yeah, it's nothing to do with plumbing or faucets in case you're wondering. I was going to ask if there was a hot and a cold tap class. Right. So, okay, and you'll just find normally if you go to any tap kind of, do they have like competitions? It's all like young or really old?

Yeah, they still do. Yeah, so I started dancing when I was really young and then I turned 16 and discovered alcohol boys and smoking behind my kids. Oh my God, I did the same. I did the same, Tiffany, with playing the classical piano. We all do. Yeah, we can't do this anymore. It's taking up my boy time.

And then about three, four years ago, it took me about three years to get the courage up to actually go to these classes and it was the best thing I ever did. They've got competitions. So shout out to cat's out. That's our truth. And we, every term at the end of each term, we dance for five minutes and then we drink wine and eat snacks. Love them.

But you're the youngest there. No, no. I'm 49. Right. Yeah. So it goes from over 40s up to, I think, 65, 66. People are still, like, how my knees hurt just walking down the stairs sometimes. I don't know about it.

Genuinely, I'm like, I'm like, oh, I'm like. Yeah, it's usually, you know, the dancing is usually for the young whippers. But we do a really good job. We have so much fun. We're on a troop. We do competitions around the country. I want to judge you, man. I'm a marching girl.

Yeah, we love an odd hobby. Love it. It's a great off-demo hobby, Tiffany. Thank you. Khabi tech's coming through 9-6-096-800-Dar's at him. You think a few through. We'll get to those next. You're off-demo hobby, passion.

love. Some other people who perhaps have some off demo hobbies. My seven and ten year old kids are knitters. Instead of taking a book, they take it, they're knitting. You're sitting there and you just like, click, click, click, click, click. Tell you what, better than tablets. Better than screens. Hell yeah.

Yeah. I reckon that was what kids faced in the, I don't know, the early 1900s. God, they won't look up from their needles. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a whole world out there. Get outside. Put your needs. There's human feces in the street.

Get out there and playing it for God's sake. Put down your knitting needles and stop knitting things. You know you're costing me a fortune in woolen yarn. I think you got a bit of an addiction to the needle. When I was 13, I used to go along and play badminton at the local club. I was the youngest there by miles. Yeah. People were always like retired.

You know, man, those old boys used to smoke us. We thought we were young and we'd have a go on. Well, yeah, I thought the young people would have beaten them, but no. Wow, yeah. Yeah. I'm a little non-nach stuck in a much younger body. I love the old ways. Dehydrating, preserving seeds.

saving, crochet. I love making cordage from plant fibres. Yeah, I'd like to get into making some jam. I love preserving. Because I've got oranges galore. Yes, yes, yes. Make a marmalade, though. Can I make orange jam?

Have you tried it lately? No. Have you tried marmalade as an adult? No, I haven't. Slaps. Okay, I'm wrong. I'm the same. It's like 90% sugar.

Yeah, dude, that's why it slaps. That's why it slabs. Dumbass. I like an apricot jam. Over a raspberry. Again, 95% of sugar. Because you wanted the sweetness of the strawberry jam or a... Just quick, in the studio, what's your favorite jam?

Apricot. Raspberry. With cheese. Yeah. I'm not, I do love a plum jam, me. Oh, you would. I don't like the seeds. I don't know the seeds in your strawberries.

No, no, no, no, no. That's cheap jam. If you're eating jelly. I reckon if you got rid of the seeds, you're eating a jelly. Yeah. That's jelly. And what's wrong with them? Exactly.

Nothing. But apricot jam's young. Try a marmalade as an adult. That's just a general. I'd like everybody. That's a bit of homework for everybody. Try a bit of marmalade as an adult. Maybe I'll just sort of cast it aside.

It's way different. Put about a marmalade. Get it out with the cheese and the crackers too. You should be watching that sugar intake. Well, you've got to do something. It might as well be obesity. Um, I'm a 50-year-old married man with a couple of teenagers.

Believe it or not, I play golf on the weekends. No, I don't think, I don't think that's an off-dem hobby. That is literally, the stereotype. That is a lot. Typical thing you could have ever written down. Wait, weren't you taking up golf? It's actually talking to some of the sports lads and gum of two halves yesterday about golf.

They weren't the thing. Me and Eric Maroo can get out on the course. Are you probably looking to play some of those courses in Europe when you're there? Yeah, I've packed the clubs. Yeah, of course. I'm checking them in, oversized. You don't even own clubs. I know, but I bought the fit and it's so cute.

That's amazing. I actually wore it. Yeah, I love it. Of course it is. The ZM Podcast Network Play ZDM's Fletch Vaughan and Haley We got an email yesterday from Sam who works He makes that a little whiz bands between the songs and the trailers

And all of that sort of stuff Great man Fri-Flech born and Haley Sound a bit better than that ZM Just bank those two directly And he said his son's doing a school fundraiser They're holding a fundraiser raffle

And he says there's some pretty sweet prizes listed below. Each ticket costs five bucks and there's a maximum of 4,000 tickets available. So I'm just like, the maths on that. Yeah. Well, it took on $20,000 fundraiser

should they be able to sell all these tickets? Yeah. At $5 a ticket. What are they fundraising for? Are they getting a new roof or something? Playground? It's a new playground. New playground.

Yeah. I bet there won't be a flying fox. Oh, bring them, bring those back. Bring back the fly fox. Bring them on the fireman's poles with concrete at the bottom. Yeah, totally. There's two drawers.

Yeah. Yeah. The pole goes into a tire in the ground and you fill the tire up with concrete. Hold it all steady. That's perfect. That's how it works. Nice dark gravel around. Big old steel-bouted radio tractor tire.

So then when it starts to perish, you know, some wires stick through. Now, you haven't, listen to this. This is how much fundraisers have changed. Fifth, there's two drawers. Yep. The fifth prizes are a JBL stream wireless mic. That's your singing into that Do some karaoke.

I love that. An Ultimate E's Mineral Portable Bluetooth speaker. Yep. That's not too bad. Fourth prizes are A ring battery video doorbell with chime.

Oh yeah. I don't have one of those. Brings the bell, it sends a thing to your app. Blum, Blum. And a Razor Kio V2 and full HD webcam. Those are your fourth place of prizes. Third place,

Logite G Pro, Lightning Speed, Wireless Gaming Headset. Just say a gaming headset. Don't give out a free plug. And Apple AirPods. Oh, what generation. This is a skull raffle, the latest. Second prizes. One's a 11-inch Apple iPad.

And the other is a slim PS5. So we're thinking, the hell is the first prize. One first prize, and it is an Apple iPhone 17. And the other first prize is a MacBook Neo 13-inch laptop with a pro chip on it. What the hell? Hell happened to a meat pack. Or a ride on someone's dad's truck. Yeah.

Or Jennifer 2 at the local cafe. Yeah. You know, Janice and John's calf. There's some high tech. This is just like a public primary school. Yeah, it's not like a private posh one. Your posh private school must have had some raffles. We didn't fundraise.

Fun rights. The parents just paid. Oh, of course. Private schools just don't do fun rations. Oh, of course. The parents just go. Sorry, we're from poor schools. No, no, no, it's fine.

Oh, it's fine. Yeah, yeah, no. Patsy loved her. They just go, more, please. More, more, more, more, more, more. Do you want to speak French? She got to go to France. Or at least New Caledonia.

New Caledonia, it is, my mum said. And 12 teachers are going to. And that kid that's really good at rugby that can't afford the fees. You need to pay for them too, because we've got to have a good rugby team. And by the way, in the middle of the year, everyone gets two weeks off, but we're going to give you kids. Three.

Even though you're paying. So you need to work more. You need to work more, but you need to also pay for your kids to go to a school holiday program due to the working more and the faculty giving them more holidays. Okay, Ellie, thank you for your money. I hope they become a lawyer. This is a wild, it's a wild raffle. Isn't there something? That's so.

It's good though. Are we buying? Yeah, we are buying. Yeah, of course. Yeah. I just don't have the cash on me. Do they take a visa paywaves? They do they have paid away.

Because I get earpoints on my A&Z visa. You can actually win. And when they're finished with it, you can win the pay. Paywave machine. Really? Amazing. Amazing. If I win,

can they clear my credit card balance? If you win enough. I think it's just a bank transfer. Also, ambitious. 4,000 tickets? Yeah, you can do it

how many kids though? Yeah, what if there's 400 kids, that's 10 tickets a kid. Some kids are going to be overachievers and sell more tickets. I just got a notification. Should we just do a show

fundraising raffle? We'll just get some of the things. It's actually illegal. It is illegal. It's actually legal over a certain amount money, isn't it? Because I did lots of fundraising for marching, so you know to go over to the bloody travelled the world with it, and it was all

had to be all legit. We ran a housey. Ran a housey, good cash prizes and stuff, but it had to be all properly done, so you couldn't just run a housey for Fletchhorn and Haley to hang out and maybe go back to Bali. Why not? Right. If we told people, that was the intention of the

housey. I don't know why. No, it's not illegal, because it's all on how much price money. That's just a gift registry. We're talking to gold coin. I think Fletch and I should get married. She just wants my British passport. That's what she wants. Shut your mouth because this could be a plan in the future

and they'll re-listen to this. I am signed to feel an attraction to you and I think over the years it could become genuine. The Fletch won and Haley Big Pod. We want to ask the question now. Oh 800 dollars at him. You can text her as well, 9-696. Have you ever broken your dating rule for someone?

Like maybe you're like that, I'm never dating that type of person. And I want to know, I want to know either way, did you break your dating rule for someone and it paid off? And you were like, oh my God, I'm sorry, sorry. I met the love of my life. Or did you break your dating rule for someone thinking, okay, and then it was like, oh, no, this is why the rule is in a place. Because that's the article that I read a woman who was like,

I will never date a man who rides a motorcycle and a tattoo and has tattoos, their dirt bags, like this is my experience. That's what I always go for. That's a gross stereo. type. It wasn't. He was such a dirt bag. Right. And she was like, I've dated these men before. I'm going to go for the nice cling guys and everything and this guy wanders into her life and she was like, oh my God, okay, one more time and he was just a pig. Like he was a mess. Just the worst kind of guy.

That's not going to make a good Netflix. Rom-com? Terrible. Rom-com. But anyway, it just got me thinking I want to hear from our lovely listeners. Well, people have all kinds of like rules when they date. They don't want to date the short guys, but then they meet a short guy and they fall in love. Yeah, or I'm never going to date. Like, I'll never date a comedian. Don't be funny than me. That's my blanket role. Never date someone funny than me.

Or sports people or any of those, you know, industries where they're away a lot. Oh, yeah. Totally. Yeah. But then, like, people just stroll into your life and then you're like, guess I'll break my role. Yeah. That's what I want to know.

Okay, 0800 dials at Amazon number. Give us a call. Text through 9696. Did you break your dating rule for someone? And did it go well or terribly? Naomi, good morning. Good morning. Hello.

What is the dating rule that you broke? I always said no rugby boys, no Navy boys. No rowing boys, but yeah. Army boys? Army boys are the same, though, eh? Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, yeah, okay, military, yeah. None of those.

Yep. And then I married one. Yeah. Well, they're the hottest, right? They're the hottest, but they're just like, you know, sometimes a bit naughty. But of a dirt bag. Yeah. Yeah.

And has that, when you married them, has it proven all right? Or, yeah, because none of his friends are my exes, so that's always a bonus. There's a win. What? There's a win. And yeah, we've been married 11 and a half years, have two kids. Yeah. Fantastic.

You broke the rule. Yeah, but did it work out well for you. Thanks, Naomi. Why not? Olivia, what rule did you break? No big. age gaps. Oh, okay.

And so what? And you broke this rule and are you still together? Yes, we are still together. What's the age gap? Seven years and 11 months. Okay, so rounder. Seven years and 11?

Eight years? Yeah. I did that. Yeah, that's not right. That's not sure. How long are you been together? I'm so eight years. Just over three years now.

That's the thing. And if you'd, if you'd stuck by your rule, you wouldn't be with this amazing person for the last three years. Yeah, yeah, definitely. I mean, we have some age gap. things like he's a millennial and I'm a Gen Z so he always calls

and I'm like, you could have just text. Yeah, we're embarrassing with that. We had a wonderful relationship. Do you know what though? It often happens that way because his brain is a Gen Z. You know what I mean? Like they develop slower than us on. I thought he was younger than

you. I thought the age gap rule was that you were dating a younger man because most women don't have a problem dating an older guy. No. But they would struggle with the younger men. Yeah, he's older but I actually have a really good relationship with my dad. So I just want to, like, avoid all the daddy issue. Daddy stuff.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but it does. If your dad's only seven years, eight years older than you, Dan, that's... Yeah, yeah. It's pretty young. You're all right. You're right.

I think not more. Amazing. Thank you, Olivia. Ask some messages in. I swore I'd never date anyone younger than me as my brother is only 18 months younger than me. Nearly 25 years married to someone six months younger than me.

That's like nothing. You don't know in months. It's not even a... Are you going to find someone. exactly the same birthday as you and married? Like a little bit older? I love that someone said, I said I'd never date anyone with kids

and now I'm a full on step-mom. Oh, right. Because that would be a blanket rule, right? That would be like a thing that you're just like, no, I'm not want to do that. Mm-hmm. So you could be a mum one day, Haley. I'm very maternal. So maternal.

Hello. No, I'm actually so good with kids. It's because they know that I don't like, I don't want them. you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. People who really want kids and they see other people's kids, they're so desperate. Kids are like, where's Haley?

She's cool. You're playing nonchalant. Yeah, man, I am cool. Let's have a dorry. You know what I mean? I don't know what you mean. Try this. Don't know.

I broke my rule of don't F where you eat. I mean, like, you know, a work colleague, yeah. And it was absolutely disastrous. I had to change the region I worked in. Yeah. Being the clever bastard, I did it twice more.

I'm on my third. third work region now, but happily married to a bumble match. 8.017. What a wild story. I got to know how did it go so bad you had to change work regions. Yeah. I mean, maybe it's just awkward. You don't want to see them around. I'm really proud of how we dealt with it, Vaughn.

You know, once we crossed that line, you know, we were able to come back and maintain a working relationship after that beautiful night on Fletcher's couch. Had to get rid of that couch, didn't I? Actually, if you want to learn more about the night on the couch, we are going away. Yes, and now ask us anything podcast series. That question does come up. That vicious internet rumour will be addressed.

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Yeah. My rule was never to date a man with a bear. and he had to be taller. I married that bearded same height man two weeks ago, and I think it's yuck when he shaves his beard fully. Oh, that's cute. I'm a slow learner when it comes to my cardinal rule if I won't date men who smoke weed

because it keeps on happening. I love this text. My husband said he'd never marry a hoe. Well, well, where. He's married to a hoe. Brackets, I'm the hoe, by the way. Oh, my God, really? Out there.

I like you. I like you ho. It's great. I thought I wanted a tall white man. I ended up marrying a short, rich Chinese king. Oh. I think they call them an emperor. Yeah, they do.

Yeah. Bell down. Promise myself I'd never date a man who smoked. His blue eyes and thought, thick dark hair told me otherwise. We've been together for nine years. Oh, yeah, got durry dust all over me. I don't care. Put one out on me.

The ZDM Podcast Network This is News Talks ZB, breaking news. What? Have you stolen ZB's breaking news? Yeah, just grab that one. Well, we don't have a breaking, we don't know with the B. We just have it normal. They break all the news.

You think Hosking's got his finger on the pulse of what's happening all the time? No. Well, this is interesting. Someone sent me this saying, you're off to Queensland. Is this a coincidence? Two days ago, someone called Jamie Buckner said, in Queensland with the ladies,

and one of those ladies is Sydney Sweeney. Ooh. Because she's been in Australia filming something, so. You think she just popped across? Nip across the ditch there. Yeah, okay. This was two days ago. Now, I haven't heard, Georgia, have you heard any goss about this?

No, but since I saw this, I did some digging. And my radar says that she's actually in Burleigh. She's having drinks with a bunch of gals yesterday. She's in Burley. Burley, Pab. Burley, Pab. So, in the Goldie. Cream Gremela Crem.

So she's still in Ozzy. She's on the Goldie. She looks like she's on the Goldie. Right, burly heads. Yeah. She may have popped over for a couple of days in Queensland and popped back. There's one photo. Momoa's in Queenstown.

Do you think they're mates? Could be. So isn't a Scooter Braun hanging out with her? Are they all doing it together? They are joined at the hip. Yes. I don't know what's going on there. I remember him from the Taylor Swift scandal.

You've done well. One photo? Is this all you're basing this on, Vaughn? You're breaking new. You think I can't Hosking maybe rips a couple more references. One photo that she accepted the tag into. You just can't tag her willy-nilly.

Can you not? Well, no, she's got a reputation. People will just be tagging her in like AI slop and left right and centre. But it doesn't come up on her page at all. So I think you can still. It comes up under her tagged. It does? I'm going.

I don't know, man. How did Sidney's when he came to New Zealand and no, No one reported this. No one else talked about it? Do we didn't notice. This is why it's breaking news. Yeah. Right.

Yeah, we're all suss on you, Warren. There are flights straight from... Yeah. From the Goldie to Queenstown? Yeah, or from Brisey. Two tourists. Is she packing her winter willies when she's in Aussie? I don't think so.

Do you know what I mean? How do cleavage on a ski field? She's got very carefully... Hot and cold. No, the Queenstown one's not the only more hon. No, it is. Just go further down. She gets tagged on a lot of photos.

Vaughn's actually going to Wanaka to hit the ski slopes. And if you want to see Cleavage, you, make sure you watch out Gordon's Instagram account because... I want to lose on this guy. I get kicked off Godrono with. Oh yeah, in Queensland. In Queensland with the ladies. It looks AI.

I don't know. Do you reckon? Yeah. You reckon AI? You can see the reflection in her sunglasses. She's outside that, um... What's giving AI other than her flawless skin? It's probably just a hot blondeie that looks like Sidney and he's like this will start

something. you reckon? And why did she accept the tag? Do I reckon I'm going to tag her in something and see? Who's Jamie Buckner? I don't know. I looked up. He looks like he's from America too. Well, either way it looks like she's...

Back in Australia. I'm going to tag her in my video from last night and see if she'll see if it shows up. Wait, so our breaking news, I came in here saying, Hoskin, you know what, step aside. Our breaking news is that maybe Sydney Sweeney was in Queensland three days ago, but actually no, she's not. Is that pretty much? Two days ago she was tagging a photo from Queensland.

That's breaking news. Breaking news here. Well, you heard it here first. Wow. Hey guys, apparently being the company's most successful podcast isn't enough. They want us to tell people to tell more of their friends. So people are clearly liking it, but we have to tell them to tell others to like it. I would concentrate more on the shitter podcast that the company makes. Yeah, same.

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