ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 20th June 2023

Episode Date: June 19, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. The Flesh, Fawn and Hayley Big Pod. Download the MyMaccas app and earn rewards on your coffee. Good morning, welcome to the show, Flesh, Fawn and Hayley. Hello, I'm Hayley. Here with you this morning on a Tuesday. Happy, I went to bed at 6.40 last night. Wow.

You'll find out why a little bit later in the show, but I was asleep by about quarter past seven. Oh, wow. You beat me, Evan. Yeah, I know. I think I was like eight o'clock last night. You've got no reason to stay awake at the end of the day. I'm born.

I just couldn't be. And last night, I had a bit of skin on the corner of my thumbnail, so I bit it and pulled it. Look how red it is. And it fully black swanned. It ripped right around the nail and then blood just... You slow.

And then I sucked on it for ages and then I stopped and it was still bleeding. Oh, for one. Yeah, and now today it's throbbing and it hurts and I need a plaster. Far out.

I didn't need to see that. No. After my incredible sleep, why are you going to ruin my day like that? Already. Put a plaster on it. I didn't need to see that. No. After my incredible sleep, why are you going to ruin my day like that? Already. Hee hee hee. Put a plaster on it. I will.

Oh. I've also got bad news to start the day. What's the bad news? Another one of our chickens passed away. I saw this on Instagram. Which one was it? Caitlin. So we've got two cluckdashy hens remaining.

Rob. Yep. And Kim. And you can go to my Instagram story to vote for who's going to survive. Kim, the original Clapdashy hand. Made famous by her night vision. Laying. Laying.

Yeah. With Ray J, the Ray parts slip for rooster. And Rob, the silent sock empire owner yeah who's going to be the last one I voted Rob

somebody messaged me last night I'm going Kim thought I was killing them and eating them I was slowly like doing them in and picking them off

one by one no yeah and then I had to break the news to someone that a chicken's lifespan isn't like no they're not long it's not long

it's not long for the world what like two or three years for a chicken well these ones yeah they're over three years now yeah right well actually they're not long. It's not long. It's not long for the world. Like two or three years for a chicken? Yeah, they're over three years now. Yeah, right. It's way over three years. They're like four and a bit.

Yeah. So that's quite a good innings for a chicken. Sad for Caitlin, though. So how was the service? It was, I just dug a hole and then popped it in the hole and then filled up the hole and then said thanks for all the eggs and she was a pretty chilled chicken. Yeah. I said thanks for that.

On your way. Were the girls upset? Nah, not really. They're over it now. Yeah, kind of. That was the sixth. Go and wait till one of your dogs die. Jesus.

Yeah, that'll be something. Currently on the poll, Kim is winning by 58% Rob at 42% I think Kim's got a slightly larger comb and that's a measure of a good chicken's health that's how I knew Caitlin's time was almost done

and this is the billboard I was telling you about that looks like a baby when I drive to work every morning does that look like a baby's face? No, it looks like a burger. Every morning when I drive to work, there's a massive billboard for the BBQ Bandit from McDonald's. It looks so good. And when I first come around the corner and see it, you'd see it on the side of the motorway too.

I see it every day. No. Quick look. Baby's face. That looks like a burger. Every morning I think it's a baby's face. I see the same thing every morning and I go, yum, burger with onion rings. I go, oh, baby's face, and then get closer and it's a burger. No, that's definitely a burger.

That's a burger. You're seeing things. My eyes are bad. What I mean, they are. I think you need to go back and get some more laser or something. No, no, perfect. Coming up on the show this morning, behind you, Hayley, a monster wall of HelloFresh boxes.

I know. And we're going to give you the chance after 8 o'clock this morning, if you get through when you hear the activator, to pick one of these boxes. What did we give away yesterday? Like four weeks of HelloFresh. Yeah. So listen out for that after 8 o'clock this morning on the show.

We've been having a lot of fun with the boxes as well. The top six coming up? Yeah, apparently New Zealand second on the nude sunbathing rankings. We love getting the bits out for a bit of UV A and B. Good stuff. You've got to sunblock the areolas. You've got to sunblock the nipples. I've got the top six things you need to watch.

Next on the show. Gen Z. This is smart of Gen Z. They are officially known as dupe hunters. I'll tell you what it is smart of Gen Z. They are officially known as Doop Hunters. I'll tell you what it is. Doop Hunters. Play. ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley.

So, back in my day, back in, oh holy sh... Did you just hear yourself, Nan? I'm going home. I'm old. What happened back in my day? I used to love a little counterfeit. I used to love going to the Hong Kong.

Is it ladies markets in Hong Kong? And you go and you'd... In Hong Kong? Yeah. You just get to Hong Kong every day? Oh, yeah. The ladies markets. Yeah, that's what they're called in Hong Kong.

The night markets are called the ladies markets. They're amazing. And I used to, like, if I was ever in Hong Kong as a young woman, I'd love to go. How often were you in Hong Kong? I don't know, like once a year. Marching, marching trips. Oh, marching.

On the way to Tattoo or something, you'd go via Hong Kong. Anyway. Of course you would. And I'd love like a little rip-off Chuck Taylor, a little counterfeit Louis Vuitton. Oh, yeah, you see it. Like in being in Thailand or Bali, all the knock-off stuff. Bali, yeah, all of them. Yep. Oh Louis Vuitton. Oh yeah, you see it. Like being in Thailand

or Bali, all the knock-off stuff. All of them. Singapore's got them as well. I just love them. And then you bring them back and they fall apart in a month and you'd be like, oh well. It cost me $10. Would you tell everybody back home in New Zealand that it was legit? You wouldn't say a word. Yeah, you'd be like, hell yeah.

For a 15-year-old, I'm doing well for myself. This is Louis Faton. Yeah. But now there's less, like young people, Gen Z in particular, are not buying counterfeits. They're buying dupes, which are kind of like not a ripoff, but like a replica, a cheap replica of things. So it doesn't have the label on it, but it is exactly like...

Just as good. So one of the most famous ones that people have been doing is the Lululemon dupe. And I've seen these all over TikTok and Instagram. People going, because Lululemons, I love them, but they are expensive, man. Like, you know. How much?

I've never... Yeah, I've never purchased Lulus. Between like $130 and $200 for a pair of leggings. You've purchased Lululemons? Oh, no, I've got a lemon tree. Yeah. I've got $200 for a pair of leggings. You've purchased them. Oh, no, I got a lemon tree. Yeah. I got a Lulu lemon tree.

Oh, yeah. Are they yum, sweet? Yeah. Yum. But what would a pair of leggings be? Like between $130 and $200. Oh, are you serious? Yeah, depending on like whether they're just like yoga pants or like full compression pants.

Those ones that pop the bot. The ones that pop the bot. Dude, the ones that pop the bot are insane. That's it. We're living in an insane world. When I wear non-bot pop, I'm always like, oh. And then when I wear a bot pop, I'm like, holy shibolis. Right.

So worth the money, you'd say, to pop the bot. Pop the bot. Yeah. But for some people, that's just so out of reach. And so there's all these brands that are going like, this is the best dupe for this. And people share them oniktok it's like gen z's like here's the best dupe the other one they do is the um dyson air wrap famously so expensive yeah how much is it like 400 bucks 300 bucks shannon do you have a dupe shannon's got a dyson air wrap dupe? Details, please. Do you? How much was it? So a real Dyson Airwrap's about $800 in New Zealand.

Sorry, my soul just left my body. I got a dupe online. And when I say dupe, I mean rough dupe. Do you mean like AliExpress kind of? Yeah. So I got that for about $40. And does it do the job? Does the job.

I would say not as well. I've used a real Dyson. And you can notice a difference but I mean it works. Yeah but you're saving $760. And for me as well like when I do my hair if I'm doing like

a little Dyson moment I'll do that to start and then just use like a curler for like five minutes after the fact. So it does save a lot of time.

We've all used a Mitsubishi hand dryer instead of a Dyson hand dryer at the mall haven't we? Look you feel the difference. I feel it makes the hands wetter. Like why, haven't we? Look, you feel the difference. I feel it makes the hands wetter. Like, why do they even

bother? Mitsubishi, just give up. Yeah. But this is smart. I go like, go Gen Z. I mean, you guys are going to be so broke. You're growing up in a world where everything's so expensive. You're never going to buy a house. You're never going to amount to anything. Do you hear me? You're never going to have a dollar to spend. No, but

I'm going, like, it's smart. Another one is Elf Makeup, which you can buy, I think, from Kmart in New Zealand. Elf as in? Yeah, E.L.F. Oh, I can't believe I heard of it. I mean, it's all, let's be honest, all this stuff is all made in factories in the same place. Yeah, man. It's just a label.

It's just the label a lot of the time. So people are saying, like, Charlotte Tilbury, which, which is like one of the most expensive makeup people. I have her mascara. It's shite. Is it? Yeah. But good dupes for like the primers and the things. I've always been a huge fan of this. The dupe.

What do you mean the top dog one if there's a cheaper one that does the same thing? If you're just buying for the brand. And if it feels like the thing with Lululemon is like it's got the buttery fabric that they made and everyone's like, I want buttery Lululemon. And then you can go and get these other brands. They're like, hey, we buttery. And this whole industry is like worth billions of dollars in itself.

Totally. Wow. So if you're thinking of buying something really expensive, be it skincare or beauty or active wear give like get gen z to give you the dupe and give it a go a lot of people buying on like aliexpress aliexpress um aliexpress and aliexpress they're different ones for boys ones for girls and amazon and whatnot you know i didn't trust timu? I got on Timu at the weekend. It's just another AliExpress. How do you spell it?

T-E-M-U. The guy that started it is China's youngest self-made billionaire. Oh, wow. I had friends at the lad's weekend. Yeah, I see. They've used it. Right. Yeah.

Okay. And so they said it's not a, I mean, it is junk, but it's not like, it's not going to show up. Okay. Okay. Okay. So you could get some dupes. Duplicates? What does dupe stand for?

You're being duped. Because you're also being duped. That's what I thought when you said they were duping people. They were very aware of being duped. Or you're duping people into thinking you've got the legit thing. Yeah. The word dupe has lost all meaning at this point. Dupe, dupe, dupe, dupe.

Now I want a jupe. Now I want a jube. Now I want a hard jube. A hard or soft fruit jube. No, hard jubes are gone. Yeah, you can't get the hard ones anymore. Well, you can, but just not the... Juped feels like one of those words we're going to be using and then someone's going to message in and be like,

you should look up the origins of that, and then we're going to find it's got really racist origins. Oh, it's very close to another race as well. Yeah. Oh, no, It is French. That's right. From French dupe as in a deceived person. As in like a dope.

A dope? Like you're a dope so you were duped. Oh, you're a silly. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Alright, there is some predicted tech breakthroughs and things that we're going to be living with in the future. This is according to experts and also

with the help of AI, which every day is scaring the bejesus out of a lot of us. I still haven't dabbled and I don't know that I will. I'm always late to the party on new tech. I've dabbled a little bit. Took me so long to give up my discipline. Are we still talking about AI? Yep. What did you think? Well, you never know with you two.

It's fun. It is, but it's also like, what's it going to do? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's going to ruin us all. Speaking of tech, can we just pause? Are you going raw dog? I'm going raw dog. You're going caseless.

I'm going caseless. I have ordered another case, but it's taking way longer to turn up than I thought it would. And I am being so careful every time I go case okay, I'm caseless and it's wild. I'm caseless at the moment. Look at that. I couldn't. It's anxiety inducing.

I've got three chunks missing from the edge, but the screen is still intact. So this is what people are predicting for the future. AI will enable us to be telepathic. That's not possible. That's not tech. No, they've already done, there was a story like a few months ago that they were able to work out what somebody, was it an animal or what they were thinking?

How? How? These are my private thoughts. Does AI study you to the point where it will? Yeah, they're going to know. No. They're going to know. Okay. They're going to know. Okay, people in the future will be wearing AR contact lenses.

So, like, you know those things Apple and Meta have them as well, the VR headsets? Yeah. That will just become redundant because you'll just have a. Like in, like, sci-fi movies where it's like. All in front of your eyes. Or augmented reality. Or just like you will with a VR headset,

but it'll be AR contact lenses. Just eat some mushrooms or something, and then you can see things that aren't there. We'll have digital doppelgangers to improve our health. Digital doppelgangers. So digital twins are simulations of real-world objects fed with data. So you would have a digital doppelganger,

and then you'd be able to see what's wrong. Yeah, so I'm guessing they would get all of your data by So you would have a digital doppelganger and then you'd be able to see what's wrong. Yeah, so I'm guessing they would get all of your data by testing you and then feed it into this AI doppelganger. Yeah, and be like too fat here, this is inflamed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you put in your habits and stuff and it'll be

like in five years if you stick to exercise and eating well, this is what you'll look like. But if you carry on down the path, this is what you'll look like. Yes. That would be a motivator. That would be confronting. Or like, you know, like, oh, and if you keep up this booze, given what your body type is and your genes and everything like this,

you'll get this sort of cancer. Oh, God. Another thing they're predicting for our future, each one of us will have an AI butler, which would be great because it'll keep, like, you know, the parents, like, busy at the rest time, won't it? What do they do? Well, they're just an AI. I guess it's like a holographic, in this photo that they've imaged,

like a holographic Alexa. But can it go get you things? Will it cook me a meal? I don't think so because it's AI. I mean, I guess if they put it into a robot, sure. It could play games with you and all sorts of stuff, I guess if they put it into a robot, sure. It could play games with you and all sorts of stuff, I guess. Yeah, it'd talk to you so you wouldn't be lonely.

In the future, they think people will swallow digital pills to pre-diagnose illnesses. Yeah, I think that's cool. Didn't they talk about having a chip in you and that when your vitamin B is is low when your zinc is low when this is low or iron's low or something on an app it'll tell you and then you take more and then you take more yeah or supplements or something so yeah this is the same thing you would swallow a digital sensor and it would diagnose conditions before they affect you yes and also could link into like your apple watch or your wearables.

Oh my God, I forgot my Apple Watch again. This is like a freaky episode of that old TV show Beyond 2000. I know, it is. And another thing they're predicting, people will replace body parts with robotics. I'm down for that. Yeah. So you could, like, I don't know if you had a tingly arm or you lost it in a wood chipper accident. They put you on a robotic arm.

Or you tried to jump over Obi-Wan Kenobi, even though he literally said, Anakin, it's over, I have the high ground. But you tried to jump and he lightsabers your arms and legs off and then you're on the side of a volcano and you burst into flames. I don't know what this is. And then you get picked up and taken by Palpatine and you get robot arms and legs and a suit.

Also humanoid robots will be everywhere. Hot. For sex. Just like a sci-fi movie. Well, I was thinking more to check you into a hotel. I'd have sex with a robot.

I'd have sex with a robot. Would you? 100%. What's happening? What's up? It's not cheating? It's not cheating It's not cheating It's not a person

Isn't it cheating If it can talk back to you? Chuck in your AR contact lenses It could be anybody You could see Who you wanted it to be It could be Jason Momoa Did you know

That teachers who are hot Are more likely To have better behaved students than students that do their homework for them? Absolutely. This is news, apparently. Someone's actually done a study on this. Yes. I wonder why.

And attractive teachers just get better results for students doing their homework and such. This would explain why I didn't do very good at school. Why? No hotties? Yeah, no hot teachers. I'm sorry for you. I'm sorry to hear that. Everybody wanted to add in.

Well, I mean, I don't want to speak ill of the teachers that taught me at college. Five O's. No, I was just saying one of the huge. But there was a couple of hotties at Intermediate Real pigs No, there was a couple of young, attractive teachers at Intermediate Oh yeah

And you know when you're at that age, you're kind of like I've leant on the desk funny The school bus rattled a little bit weird when I went over a bump And now I'm going to have to suck it up under my non-existent belt. Yeah. And there was those teachers, everybody wanted to be in their class, and everybody was, like, a little bit more attentive, shall we say, in class. How did they do this study?

Did they just go and find hot teachers? Frontiers in Psychology is the magazine that this was published in. Students are more open to participate in school activities and expect to earn higher grades when they view their teacher as attractive. They surveyed them. Right. 173 students

and mostly in Romania. But the gender split was equal and they said, yeah, they were willing to do extra homework, listen more attentively, stay long after school. You don't want to leave. And attend after school classes when they perceive their teacher as attractive. Do you think that would extend to your adult life in the workplace?

Yes. If you have a hot boss, you're more likely to. Hell yeah. Just hot people. You never want a hot person to think that you're not great. So you're just... If someone's hot, you're going to go, right, I want you to think that I'm great, good at my job.

Yeah. It's why you're just constantly striving to impress both of us. That's why I always dress up. Yeah. It's why people around here get sad when we're not a regular attendance in the office. Yeah, but if we just bounce straight out from the show. Because they're like,

where's all the hotties gone this morning? Where the hotties at? This is a hot show, I will say. I think a lot of people pointed it out when we took our team photo a few weeks ago. It was like, real tens.

Three hot boys, three hot girls. I mean, what more could you ask for? ZM's Fletchford and Ailey. Play ZM. From the panoramic ZM think tank, this is the top six. Why are you doing that? Because it's fun. Join us.

Do it. Do a little Peggy noise. Oh, my God. You two need to grow up. Today's top six is dealing with nude sunbathing because apparently Kiwis are the second keenest nation on nude sunbathing, second only to Australia, and apparently this is all based on the fact

that we Google nude beach more than any other nation. Now, that might be more of a perv. I think we're just pervs, to be honest. I think we're just the second biggest pervs. We're big pervs. Are there many in New Zealand? I've never been to one. I don't think there are many, but compared to like Europe,

where everybody just goes topless on the beach. No matter what. Yeah. That's what I think people in Europe who are regular nude sunbathers don't need to Google it because they know where to go. You just know where to go, right? You just go to the beach. Oh, in Auckland, Ladies Bay.

Yeah. I remember this. Ladies Bay St. Helios. I do remember. No, I mean, I've never been. Right. I would only ever nude sunbathe, especially because, you know, I work in the media. Right.

We don't want those getting out. Right. You don't want a photo leaked. I don't want a photo leaked. I only do it in the privacy of my own backyard. Yeah, right. Okay. Ladies Bay is a private and isolated beach.

Yeah, well, not now. Not now that we've outed it. Not the nation to be nude sunbathers in, really, because you can do some serious damage in the harsh sun of ours. Oh, yes. We know this. We're nerds, man. We're on that.

Get smashed by it. Well, if you are going to nude sunbathe, I've got the top six things you need to watch. If you're a nude sunbather, number six on the list, hedgehogs. Yes. Oh, prickly. You, if you are going to nerd somebody, they've got the top six things you need to watch. If you're a nerd somebody, the number six on the list, hedgehogs. Yes. Oh, prickly. You don't want to sit on a hedgehog.

They're prickly. It'll sting you. Number five on the list of the top six things you want to watch if you're a nerd somebody, the nosy neighbours. Yeah. High fences. Yeah, high fences. And you go against the fence.

You don't want to have a see-through fence. You don't want to have a slat fence. Oh, slats, because they could peek through that. Yeah. Because when you get your eye right up, you can get a good, I mean, you're not getting 180, but you're getting a good. You're getting a good, you're getting like a 130, 140. Yeah.

Yeah. Number four on the list of the top six things you need to watch if you're a nude sunbather eating anything with beetroot in it. Because if you drop it on your skin, it'll stain. And then you can have a beetroot stain. Yeah. It's the same as when you're wearing clothes. I'd just say on a whole today, if you're eating beetroot in it because if you drop it on your skin, it'll stain and then you can have a beetroot stain. Yeah. It's the same as when you're wearing clothes.

I'd just say on a whole today if you're eating beetroot, tread lightly. Watch out. Number three on the list of the top six things you need to watch if you're a nude sunbather.

Anything you don't want to explain to the ER as you slipped and fell on. Well, because you know, like people end up with shampoo bottles up their date and then they go to the ER

and they're like, I slipped in the go to the ER and they're like, I slipped in the shower and fell. And they're like, okay, well explain the Vegemite. They're really understanding. They really believe that you fell on that bottle

a lot of the time. They never take the x-rays, print them out and put them up in the staff room for a giggle about the craziest thing that they saw in the ER. Number two on the list of the top six things

you need to watch if you're a nude sunbather, birds overhead. Oh yeah. Because you get pooped on. Yeah. Or they might like, especially if you're at the beach,ather. Birds overhead. Oh, yeah. Because you get pooped on. Yeah. Or they might like, especially if you're at the beach, they may have taken some shellfish up there

and they're dropping it from height to get it to crack open so they can enjoy delicious shellfish. Yeah. That will land on you. Yeah. Popping down into your crack. Yeah, you don't want that. And number one on the list of the top six things you need to watch

if you're a nerd sunbather in New Zealand. Rogue dogs with licky tongues. Well. Y tongues. Well. Yuck. Well. Are we looking out for him? Just be very aware of that golden retriever coming at you,

looking at you like you're some Jimbo. You're the one with the golden retriever. Very licky tongue. Very licky tongue. That's why I'm never naked around the golden retriever. That is today's top six. Channelette at the social media desk today is having a birthday. Happy birthday to you.

We've already done that. That was awkward. We all did happy birthday without Vaughn. You know I love happy birthday. Well, because we were giving the gift and Vaughn didn't contribute. Oh, yet. Because I woke up from a nap yesterday, had a raging headache, which is unlike me.

I think I've got a tumour. More on that later. You're such a hypochondriac. And I woke up from a nap and the group chat was just bananas with how much to chip in, what was getting gifted, who was doing this, and then screen caps of bank transactions and everything. And I was just like, this is a lot to take in.

At the tail end of the conversation, I wanted to wait to find out how much you guys had put in and then beat you both. Because there was a lot of back and forth and then I think someone put 40 more cents in. Well, I put in $19.99, which I thought was quite generous for a birthday present. And then, so I put in $20.01.

And I was the one asked for more than that just on a whole. I think she was being cheeky with what she was asking. Oh, because she asked me for $300. No, you said, how much do I need to pay in order to beat everyone? Yes. And then she said $300, which is true. That would beat everybody. I mean, it would have beaten everybody by quite a lot. So not

to be outdone by... So you did $19.99, I did $20.01. And then I did three more cents and sent through the screenshot of that bank transfer. So then, beating Hayley and being the one that contributed the most to Shannon's birthday present. Yeah, and then you

said suck it. And then so I transferred 40 cents. Not three cents, 40 cents. And then that's when I said the only one winning out of this is Carwin, who's bank accountant it is. And we're only just giving Carwin money at this stage. Yeah, I also put silly references, Carwin.

Yeah, you did. I love silly reference. Yeah. It's the best part about banking. I put Major Murray Fluffington's initials. Oh, did you? Yeah.

I love his initials. Oh my. So, okay. So, everybody's put in money except Vaughn. So, Hayley's put in the most. Hayley's put in... No, I've put in the second most. Hayley's put in $20.41.

You've put in $20.02. Yeah. And Vaughn. $20.02 total. Yeah. No, I've put in $20.43. No, is that right? So $21 is going to...

$20.41. $21 is going to win me the most generous person title. Yeah, but now I'm just going to... I'll just keep adding a cent. No, because we need to go... Okay, then we need to go to blind tender. Because I'm the one... We need to go to blind tender,

otherwise we're all going to go bankrupt. Do you remember back in the day, was there like a 20 cent charge for a bank transfer on internet banking? Because I was thinking this yesterday when I was transferring three cents. I was like, do you still get charge per? Yeah.

You don't though, right? It's unlimited. No, no, no, no. It's free. But there's got to be someone at a bank like, why is someone transferring three cents? You, what the hell is this girl doing? Yeah.

40 cents. Also, I did mine on my business account. I don't know why. I think I already had your details on it. So, my accountant is going to be like what is this transaction? Why is there 40 cents going out? Yeah

So I win Alright but we haven't No Vaughan what are you doing? Because it's too late I'm just seeing if I've got Carwin in my online banking I think I do

I think I do from previous and yep Are you still the suffix 030? I don't know I think I do. I think I do from previous. And yep. Are you still the suffix 030? I don't know. Should I read out your whole bank account number and anybody can just make random donations? Actually. Yeah, the bank account's fine.

Wait, no, that doesn't sound right because then they'll have your bank account. They could do something nefarious. Does it end in 754030? How much are you transferring? Well, I will not say. He's going to do $21. I shan't say.

And beat us all. But you're late, so it's the thought that counts. Thank you, guys. I appreciate it. Yeah, Shannon. Oh, yeah, I forgot this was all for Shannon. Yeah, sorry, this is all for your birthday. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley.

Last night I was cooking dinner. We were doing pizzas. Oh, yeah. Like low-carb pizzas.ley. Last night I was cooking dinner. We were doing pizzas. Oh yeah. Like low carb pizzas. Yum. Yeah, it was pretty good. What do you use for a base? Keto wraps.

Okay. No further questions. Are you out? No, no, no. They're alright. They're alright. It's a thin base. It's better than nothing.

Yeah, thin base. Better than nothing. You trying to make a cauliflower base? I have nightmare. Oh, too much. Don't bother. Nightmare. Too much effort.

No, no, no. These work just fine. Had all my veggies chopped up. And what did I have nightmare. Don't bother. Nightmare. Too much effort. No, no, no. These work just fine. Had all my veggies chopped up. And what did I have for lunch? I got a, there's a place in Auckland that does keto escandas with like cauliflower rice and doner kebab meat and salad. Yum.

But as I was cooking my, something ignited my IBS, and I started getting these cramps in my stomach. That's the International Base Station. No, it's Irritable Bowel Syndrome. Close.

Close. Because it is my International Base Station. It would have been the zero gravity. Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And my stomach started being like, these like cramps, and I was like, ow, ow, ow, oh my God.

By the time our dinner came out of the oven, I was like keeled over, and I was like oh oh oh my god by the time our dinner came out of the oven I was like keeled over and I was like oh my god and so I sat on the bed and I was trying to eat this pizza but the every bite I took it was like getting worse and I was like my stomach was like convulsing like this and then I tried to I was real hungry so I tried to take a bite and then made my tummy worse so I threw my pizza down on my plate and then I um Aaron take it. I was real hungry. So I tried to take a bite and then it made my tummy worse. So I threw my pizza down on my plate. And then Aaron was like, what are you doing? And I yelled at him, I can't effing win. And then, which is not true, I win 99% of the time.

I don't need you to look at me. And then I stood up and he was like, what's going on? I said, my stomach hurts. And he was like, what have you eaten? And I was like, well, I'm eating the same effing thing you are. And that wasn't the right thing. And then I put my plate down on the bench. I probably slammed it down and dinged the rimu.

And then I turned away and then I said, well, I guess I'm not having dinner. And then I got my shirt, which was a button down, and I ripped it open. What, like a Hulk? Like you're ripping your shirt off like a wrestler. Like a Hulk. But instead of the buttons all coming undone, the shirt just tore down one side.

Jesus. I know. And then I took that off, and then I cried a lot. And then Aaron was like, well, come lie down. And I got put to bed at 6.40. And I had my makeup on still because I had an audition. So he tried to wipe it off with a paper towel. Bless him.

Oh, my God. He's trying. Bless him. Because I had mascara running down my face. It was just a full tantrum. And then like once it had settled, like the moment I stopped eating and was lying down with my stomach like stretched out it subsided

and it wasn't as bad and then he was like are you alright and I was like I'm hot because of the fireplace it was like too hot so he was like okay we'll open the front door and put some cold air on me. He's a good man isn't he he's a good man. Yeah when he wiped up my mascara streaks with a wet paper towel

and then yeah that was just that was my tantrum and he ripped when he wiped up my mascara streaks with a wet paper towel. And then, yeah, that was my tantrum. You ripped your shirt off. And then the moment I calmed down and I was colder and the pain wasn't as bad and I wasn't trying to put more food in, I felt so stupid that I'd ripped this shirt that I love. My favourite shirt.

And it was like $20 from Cotton On. It was like just this great find. And you'll never find another one because, of course, they only make this bespoke brand, isn't it, Cotton On? Very bespoke. Short run. They do two of each. They do two of each size.

Well, the thing is, I went on because it's the perfect pink. I was wearing it yesterday. So many compliments. What a great outfit. It's a great shirt. That's a great shirt. It's a great shirt. It goes with so many looks. And I went on as soon as I,

and I said to Aaron, I was like, sorry. Like a child who's absolutely acted way too dramatically for the situation. I went on cottonon.com and they don't have it anymore. It's done. Oh, okay.

It's ruined. Well, that'll teach you for having an adult tanty like such a like a Hulk I just could I just lost control I lost control my stomach was in so much pain

and I just had a tantrum and luckily yes I have a partner that dealt with it very very well don't you but I want to know because it was this

reminds me of the tantrums I had as a kid and I'd rip things and tear things and break things and then feel like a loser. Yeah. When was the last time you had an adult tantrum, and why? If it was in public, that's even better.

Oh, my. Public tantrums are pretty great. Would you do this? You would never do that in public, would you? Rip my shirt open. Yeah. No. But would you have a tanty like that if you had a restaurant and you couldn't eat?

No, no, no, no. I'd just be, like, upset and annoyed. It is weird how the ones we love the most we put through the worst. Yeah, totally. Like you wouldn't carry on like that to anybody else. You'd just kind of put it inside and go and deal with it. I'd made four of these wrap pizzas and I'd had two quarters of them and then had my tantrum and then got into bed and then calmed down

and then I said God the worst part is I'm still hungry and Aaron's like oh I ate the rest of all of it. He's so brave you can see him being like uh oh. The food is gone. She's about to rip something else off. Anyway give us a

call because I want to know when was your last adult tantrum and why? Bonus points if it was in public. Yeah, bonus points for in public or bonus points if you broke something. I had a big old tantrum last night, ripped my shirt open,

tore it at the seams and yeah, had a cry. A lot of people messaging and saying it's the cauliflower that fired up your IBS. And I know it. Yeah, cauliflower is a terrible trigger for me. Why did you eat it? Because I'm hungry, man.

When did you eat cauliflower? I thought the pizza bases were lunch. No, lunch I had the keto Iskander with cauliflower rice because I'm on doing keto. And this is the thing, keto doesn't agree with my stomach, but it agrees with my ass. My ass and my stomach are quite closely linked. Yeah, right, mine aren't.

So, yeah. When did you have a big old adult tanty? Some messages in. Adult tantrums, very much happening. Last tantrum I had, I was making my daughter's birthday cake. It was not going well. Oh, yes. And I just sat down in the middle of the kitchen and had a big, big sook.

Big Tanty sook. Why wasn't it going wrong? So it added salt instead of sugar or something? Don't know. Michelle, when did you have an adult Tanty? On a family vacation down to Christchurch as an adult. Okay. And what did you do?

We were going out for lunch. I was in charge of finding the restaurant And no one was listening to me So I got cross It was around food, I was hungry I feel you, I feel you Yeah, and then I might have kicked a rock And it hit a power pole and came back at me And smacked me in the head

Karma You kicked a rock And then it bounced back and hit you Yeah, it hit the power pole in front of me Which of course my dad Thought was hilarious And it did my brother and the rest of my family Now they've gone

From not listening to you to laughing at you They're laughing at you Oh my god It just made you wild It made me angry I sulked for about an hour And then you feel so embarrassed Because you're an adult and you're sulking It just made you wild. Oh, it made me angry. I sulked for about an hour. And then you feel so embarrassed because you're an adult and you're sulking.

Yeah, once you get some food in you, you're fine. Let's get some food in this woman. Michelle, thanks for your call. A trumpet fell on my head. Stupid trumpet. I grabbed it, bashed it on the ground a few times. Real Tanti style in front of three kids. And the trumpet is now bent and hanging back up. It's a constant reminder of my anger outburst.

My last tantrum was yesterday. My kid grabbed a bag of flour and shook it all through the house all over the carpet. Packed a massive shitty... That's why you don't have kids. I went to my favourite restaurant that removed my favourite meal from the menu. I lost my shit.

Told them I was never coming back. Oopsy-daisy. Apologised to them the next day. What, when you went back? I guess so. Oh, my God. You'd be absolutely, yeah, you'd be devo, though, your favourite meal at a restaurant. Heather, when did you have an adult tantee?

Oh, look, it was about 15 years ago. I was working for this woman, and she said, oh, I need you to go pick me up a Jolly Jumper for my new nephew. And I said, oh, sure. I'll call ahead and make sure they've got them. So I rang the baby factory. It was a bit of a walk on a hot day. And I said, do you guys have Jolly Jumpers? And they're like, yeah, yeah, we've got heaps on the shelf. Just come on down. So I cruised down and I have a look around and I couldn't see any on the shelves. And so I walked up to the staff and I have a look around and I couldn't see any on the shelves and so I walked up to the staff and I said where are your jolly jumpers and they said oh

no we don't have any and I was like excuse you I rang ahead and I spoke to a woman and I said do you have jollyolly Jumpers? And she said, yes. And so here I am and you don't have any. And the guy was looking at me and he was like, oh, well, we've only got one female staff. I'll go get her. She's out the back. So she comes back. She's all of like 16.

And I was like, I spoke to you on the phone. I ran the baby factory and I said, do you have any Jolly Jumpers? And you said, do you have any Jolly Jumpers? And you said yes. And they both just looked at me and they're like, this is toy world. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Heather has to be caller of the week. Oh, my God.

That's so good. Oh, my God. Heather. I was such a tart. I just God, that's so good. Oh my God, Heather. Are you having a tantrum? I was such a tart, I just said, oh, and walked out.

You didn't even apologise, Heather, you bitch. I didn't even apologise and to this day it is like my worst

adult moment. Heather. Oh my God, Heather. Oh my God, that is brilliant. Hey, you're our

Caller of the Week. We've got a $50 is brilliant. Hey, you're our caller of the week. We've got a $50 McCafe voucher. Thanks to our mates at McCafe. Well done. I can hear Heather's tone. Yes, Heather. Girl, you've got to quit that collie. I know, babe, I know.

But you know what? Every now and then it's worth it for the pain because if it's like deep pride or something, it's like worth it. I know. But other than that, it's up. Yeah. I'm going to get you a T I know. But other than that, it's not. Yeah. I'm going to get you a T-shirt.

Quit that collie, girl. I need a T-shirt that says, if you see cauliflower in my hand, whack it out. Heather White there will sort that out. I'll send messages in. When did you have an adult Tanty? I'm scared of Heather. Me too.

Excuse me, I spoke to you on the phone. I know when she was... Girl, you've got to quit that collie. Okay. Heather's initials were so polite. She's got a range of emotions there, Heather. There's a lot of Heathers. I'm not sure what kicked it off,

but my girlfriend was straightening her hair and something wasn't quite right. In a burst of anger, she threw the straightener on the ground, breaking it in two pieces, and then immediately looked at me and started laughing. Now I've never been so scared in my life.

That's maniacal. No. Jesus. Smash. That's maniacal. No. No. Someone said, not my adult tantrum, but I'm a primary school teacher and as much tantrums that I deal with from kids,

adults have more tantrums. Have the worst, yeah. Staff or parents, there's always a tantrum happening. There you go. Stand out of line. Thank you, everyone. This was therapeutic and I'll steer clear of the colleague.

Play ZM's Fletchford and Hayley. Play ZM. If you haven't yet seen the video of the entire Hayley getting to meet her hall pass Jason Momoa situation, that can be found on our social medias. Indeed. But if you're well up to date with it, you'll know chapter one's done, but this feels like a trilogy. Holy, do you reckon?

Yeah, it does. The first one is very popular, so it's going to be hard to make the second movie in this trilogy better. They're never as good. You're not well. Empire Strikes Back, I beg to differ. Oh, that's true. And Across the Spider-Verse,

recent reference. Yeah. You got to meet your hall pass, Jason Momoa. He followed you on Instagram. He followed me on Instagram. He gave you a shout out. He gave me a shout out for my show

because I invited him to it. And then it's been a little bit quiet since. Yeah. Every now and then I'll see that he's like seen my stories or something. And then a couple of days ago I just double checked to make sure he was still following me.

He is. So when he announced on his social media that the vodka that he's been peddling. Maylee. Maylee. Can I say, he loves peddling lots of stuff. He's behind quite a few brands. He just, every time he posts

it's like, buy this. You would never hear me peddling a brand like Audi or something like that. No. I'm not loyal to any brands. He peddles like homemade not homemade brands like eco brands or like sustainable brands.

But that's his passion. It's his passion. The planet is his passion. Any kind of eco product He's peddling Yeah So his vodka Became available in New Zealand He said New Zealand

Is great news Because he's been here For so long Yes It's finally here And Hayley was immediately Like yes daddy Jumped on

Yes daddy yes please I want the Jason juice I will say It's quite expensive Yeah For vodka For a 700ml bottle 750

I'm sorry. It's quality though. Yeah. It's $89.99. Oh no, elsewhere $89.99 but if you go on Fine Wine Delivery dot go dot NZ. It's a free plug yeah. It is free. I

did a pre-order price of $75.99 so $14 and So you said it arrives. Once all, that's did a pre-order price of $75.99 say $14 and So you said it arrives? Once all, that little stock they've got, once all the stock arrives it'll go up. Right. So it arrived yesterday and we

had a little bit of a stressful moment at the renovation at the CUSA and so I said to Aaron I was like, should we have a fancy vodka? And then I thought you know what, I just want I just, it's not that I wanted Jason to speak to me. I just wanted to remind him that I exist. And I was looking cute yesterday.

Before you ripped your pink top. Before I ripped my pink shirt off. You destroyed your favorite pink top you were wearing it. I was wearing it looking cute. Even Aaron was like, you look so cute. And I was like, aye, no. So I was like, well look so cute. And I was like, I? No. So I was like, well, I'll just film myself being like, look what arrived. That was video number one.

Yeah. I'm going to make a drink. Have a little try of it. That was video number two. And number three was me saying, not bad, my darling. As a little throwback to our Italian role play. Yeah. Yeah.

You tagged him in. Tagged him in. Tagged him in the vodka brand. In it. Just so he knows. A few breadcrumbs there. And tagged him in. Tagged him in the vodka brand in it. Just so he knows. A few breadcrumbs there and he saw it. Breadcrumbs have been gobbled up. He pigeoned her. He seagulled hard.

You were practically throwing loaves of bread on the back lawn. Yeah, I really was. Literal loaves of bread. Yeah. And then, yeah, everyone was messaging me being like, oh, yum, because it's so yum. And look, free plug for my man. Delicious vodka. Well, yours makes it yum because vodka's kind of just vodka.

No, but you know when you have a cheap vodka and if you have it straight, you're like far out. I was like, in all his videos, he's just like necking it. So I was like, I'll do it the mamoa way. And I had a little swiggity-liggity. And it was just, it's yum. Like it was really smooth and delightful and warming. And he re-shared.

He re-shared all of my videos. But on the third one, everyone was messaging me being like, I've never seen! On the third one, he did a series of hearts. A row of hearts. A screen width of hearts. Wow row of hearts. An entire screen width of hearts. Wow. What can I say?

Wow. Our Italian love story continues. Yeah. There it is. Fueled by the fuel of vodka. Every great love story fueled by vodka. Many of mine have been. Today's Silly Little Pole. Do you brush Silly Little Pole Today's Silly Little Pole. Do you brush your teeth before breakfast or after breakfast?

Before. I'm after. Before. But you have breakfast at work. Oh, yeah, I do it before. And then you don't brush your teeth. I'm thinking about normal life. Yes, but normal life's only two days of the week.

Oh, yeah. You've got to go the majority week. Damn it. That's why I did it before why I went before breakfast as well because I brush my teeth before I leave the house, but I don't have breakfast until like 8.30, 9 o'clock. Whereas the weekend, I'll wake up, have breakfast, and then brush my teeth.

Yeah, same. So you're fresh as. But you don't brush your teeth at work. No. No, so I'm before. But if I was living back in normal life, I'd wake up, have a leisurely breakfast, and then brush teeth.

But if you're at home brushing teeth and then having breakfast, you're a monster. It's very minty. Tell you what, nothing spoils a glass of orange juice like toothpaste. But not as much as when you're a kid. Like when you're a kid, you'd brush your teeth and then for like a couple of hours

you couldn't drink orange juice. But as an adult I feel like the time's far less. It's like when you go out and you're meeting your friends and so you brush your teeth and you Listerine and then you have a Prosecco 20 minutes later. Yeah, it really ruins a Prosecco as well. It really ruins any drink, doesn't it?

Well, 30% of people brush their teeth before breakfast, but the majority, 70% brush after breakfast. Okay. Right. Some feedback on it. Erin says, I'm a mouth breather,

so I wake up with rank breath. I must immediately brush. Rank. Oh, yeah. Yeah. How does your breath get so rank overnight? I think it's because I,

I thought it was because I close my mouth when I sleep. I'm a nose breather. So, it's just festering in there for six to seven hours. Or is it because it's a long time and nothing's happening there? And you're not... Okay, so I Googled.

This is what Google says. When you're awake, your mouth usually produces enough saliva to break down food particles that allow odor-causing bacteria to grow. But when you're asleep, the saliva production slows down and the bacteria starts growing and produces what is called volatile sulfur compounds. Sulfur? Or VSC, which cause your mouth to stink.

You got a return on mouth. Yeah, and apparently, you know, that's a side effect of that new Zempic that people are using for weight loss. Oh, really? It's sulfur burps. Oh, really? It's Sulfur Burps. Oh. Ah, right. Casey said, I do before and after. As soon as I wake up and go to the bathroom

and then again before I leave for work. She's at two times in the morning. Would you just recommend that? You shouldn't be. No, you shouldn't be. Is that too much brushing? Too aggressive. Samantha says, brush them 30 minutes before eating

so they're protected and then you're ready for the day. Well, that's nice. Okay. Renee says to get food out of your teeth, question mark. So she must do it after breakfast. Yeah, because that's the thing. Then you catch any food in your teeth before you go to work or go and see people. What about when you sneak a little bit of Choccy before bed

and then you go to bed and you brush your teeth and it's just like all brown foam. And you're like, I am an absolute filthy pig. I heard the brown spit. Are you like, ugh? Oh, I'm a piggy. Chocs says, because I'm upstairs when I wake up in the bathroom, where the bathroom is, I'll wash it there. The kitchen's downstairs and I'm too lazy to walk upstairs again

before I leave the house. Well, he's got us there. Jeez, that's something. I break at work so I brush my teeth before leaving home so technically I'm before. Yeah.

Same. Same. And Crystal says the majority brush after breakfast. I guess they prefer eggs on toast that comes with

a side of bacteria. Oh yeah, so they're saying you've got to protect your teeth first. She brushes beforehand. Oh. On a weekday I breakfast work, so I brush my teeth before breakfast, but on a weekend, I brush them at home after breakfast.

So that's the same as us. Same, same. Same, same, but different. So we're the leaders of the majority here. I just Googled that as well. Should you brush before or after breakfast? Brushing before you eat breakfast is better for your tooth enamel and overall oral health. Before, did you say?

Before. It's because of fantastic teeth. Oh. Huh. And then if you prefer brushing after you eat, they say you've got to wait 30 to 60 minutes. Oh, I didn't know that. Why? I think it's because it interacts with the food and stuff that you've eaten.

Fascinating stuff. Isn't that fascinating? Truly wild. So we've been doing it all wrong, it turns out. 70% of us. We're a bunch of dumb, dumb people. Play ZM's Fletch Vaughn and Hayley. Fletch Vaughn and Hayley's Secret Stash.

Marvel Studios' Secret Invasion. It's an original series streaming tomorrow, June 21, exclusively on Disney+. Yep. It follows on from the Marvel Cinematic Universe. It's Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury. He's back. Olivia Colman's in it.

We all know Olivia Colman. She's a wonderful actress. Amelia Clarke from Game of Thrones is in it. She's passed. Now, shapeshifting Skrulls. Yes. So they've been portrayed here on Earth, but you can't tell that they're not humans

because they shape-shift and look like humans. How do you not know that? Who do you trust? Oh, my gosh. And this is why we're playing our secret invasion game, Split or Steal, this morning, because who can you trust? I trust you guys, but let's see. Emma, good morning.

Morning. And good morning, Dem Emma, good morning. Morning. And good morning, Demi. Good morning. Total Strangers. Total Strangers, $500 is our prize. Now, you both have the option to either split and take $250 each and go home with $250, or you could steal it. Now, if you both steal, you get nothing.

You get nothing. In the words of Willy Wonka get nothing. You get nothing. In the words of Willy Wonka, nothing. You get nothing. First, Emma, what do you want the money for? Well, I've just had a baby and we're getting married, so towards that. Oh, nice. Yeah.

Okay. Baby getting married? They'd buy a couple of bottles of chompers. Yeah. Go towards it. It would. Yeah. Go towards it. It would. Yeah, it wouldn't buy much.

Or nice shoes. Yeah, it would. Demi, what do you want the money for? First of all, congratulations, Emma. That sounds amazing. Oh, Demi. My partner and I recently got engaged, so it would go towards our engagement party.

Oh, lovely. Don't get it too excited, though, Demi. I've been engaged for four years. Okay, so $250 would be a good amount of money to help out with that, wouldn't it? 100%, yeah. But not as good as $500. What are they going to do? I actually think Demi was just playing Emma there. Congratulations.

You know, making a friendship. Making a friendship. I don't know, I don't know. I'm just... All right, now we're going to put Emma into the cone of silence. Bye. And we are left with just Demi. So, Demi, Emma can't hear you.

Okay, perfect. $250. It's not much for an engagement party, is it? Or $500. Oh, it's better than nothing. $250 would actually buy you a beautiful outfit to wear for that. Oh, well, I've already got one, so that's all sorted. What do we need to tick off for the engagement party then?

What costs remain? Mostly just the venue hire, which is the big stinger. How much is the venue hire? Oh, it's going to be like thousands. $500. Oh! So what are you going to do, Demi? Are you going to split or steal?

Do you want all the 500 or do you just want 250? You know what? I'm feeling generous this morning, so I'm going to go split. Okay. Are you quite a trusting person? Overly trusting, yes. What was your vibe on Emma, though? She could be a squirrel.

We'll just have to wait and see. Okay. You see, my impression of you is you're too nice. Probably, yes. Nice goes far in this world. I know. And we need more nice people, don't we? We need more nice.

She's going a split. Okay. We're going to bring Emma out of the cone of silence, Demi. Okay. Welcome back, Emma. Hello. Hello. Now, Emma, we know Demi's decision. We do not know yours.

Demi's told us about her engagement party. Yeah. They're not cheap. No, but neither is a wedding. No. And certainly neither is a baby. Babies ongoing. Yeah, they do.

Ongoing. All right, Emma. Tell us your decision. Are you going to split or steal? I am going to steal. I chose to split. Oh! I told you you were too nice, Demi. I told you. I chose to split. Oh!

I told you you were too nice, Demi. I told you. Demi, that means you get nothing. Emma, you get $500. Well done. I'm so sorry. No, you're not. No, you are absolutely not.

Yeah, yeah. No, you're not. Oh, wow. Sorry, not sorry. Demi. Ruthless. Demi, how do you feel you get nothing? Oh, you know what? bud, sorry. Demi. Ruthless. Demi, how do you feel? You get nothing.

Oh, you know what? It is what it is. I'm just happy that it's going to a worthy cause. You know what? Oh, my God, stop being so nice. She's not angry. She's just upset. Yeah.

But here's where the game changes. What Emma doesn't know is we give Demi her home address. No, no, no, we don't do that. We don't do that. And she can go around and get her money. Hey, congratulations, Emma. $500 are for you. Thank you so much.

All thanks to Marvel Studios' Secret Invasion, an original series streaming June 21. That's tomorrow exclusively on Disney+. And unfortunately, Demi... Nada. Nothing. Nothing, zero. Absolutely nothing.

That's a surprise. But just the warm fuzzy of knowing you're a better person. No, I'm kidding, Emma. Well done. Thank you so much. Play ZM's Fletchford and Ailey. Play ZM. The impossible phone-in topic.

We've got a topic. We think, when we usually do this, I mean, I think it's been impossible maybe once. In the whole time we've done this. What, that we got nothing? Normally we get a call. Yeah. But today.

Normally we get a story. I don't think, you hear of this happening overseas, but I don't think in New Zealand. Oh, my God. I'm just watching this story play out. There's a TikTok, right? There's a woman called Kaylee in Swansea. In the UK.

In the UK. And she shared an experience on TikTok. Someone shared the original video, which was the two bridesmaids saying, hey, to the congregation this wedding is not going ahead today. However, Kaylee, the bride,

wants to have this party. You're all here. You've all put in all this effort to come here. And then she shared saying yeah. She basically arrived at the venue where typically if it's a bride and groom, the bride arrives second, the groom is waiting.

The groom was not waiting. And they said, hey, the groom's not here, don't worry, we're just going to keep you in the car for a bit. She called his dad and was like, hey, can you keep an eye on him? What's happening? And he was like, oh, I'll go check it out. And then he called her back and said, he's safe, but he is not coming.

He, on the wedding day. Whenever I see this, be it in a movie or in real life, oh my god, I just want to cry at this beautiful bride and she's like, I always think when I see this in a movie or real life, I'm like, I would go ahead with the wedding and the next day be like, I don't want this marriage.

Same. Yeah. Yes. The party, everyone's there, like everyone's all dressed up. Don't sign the form. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The's there. Everyone's all dressed up. Don't sign the form. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The money's been spent. You're not getting the money back anyway. No.

Like, come on. Just turn up and don't embarrass them this way. However, this is what's happened to Kaylee. The best part about it is when the bridesmaids say, you know, she wants you to keep on going, they have the party. Like, there's the video of her. She comes out. She's in the wedding dress.

She looks stunning. Could you do that? I think I'd be too... I'd be too embarrassed. It'd be very embarrassing. I'd just be like, leave me alone. Everyone go home. Or you guys have a party.

We've paid for everything. A few days later, when she's uploaded a video saying, like, this is me, this is my wedding, she was completely distraught, obviously. But then she went ahead with the party. She's got big smiles, she's dancing, she's drinking, you know, like having a few cries with some shots and whatnot. And she was like, I turned what could have been the worst day of my life

into a really happy occasion. All her friends and family, I mean, the other side, I was about to swear, I was like, the other side could F off. But do you know what I mean? Like his family doesn't have to stay unless she's close to them. So what, does she say why he stood her up at the altar

no it's not clear but he just basically got cold feet and had second guessing look his her dad like walks her around the party she's dancing

she's like I've turned this into a great happy occasion photographer was there get some photos of your family you look gorgeous

I've heard of someone like assigned from movies and stuff yeah in New Zealand or like look gorgeous I've heard of someone like assigned from movies and stuff in New Zealand or like through friends I've heard of someone doing it like getting cold feet

the week before oh my god there's a video of her cutting the cake with her friends and in the end she just puts her fist through it

like it'll be fun it'll be fun expensive fun really well yeah she said that they had gone halves on the wedding

and her half of it was 12,000 pounds. Wow. So like 24,000 New Zealand dollars. She danced with her dad. They had photos. Just to find the time. So my impossible phone-er is, were you stood up at the altar?

Were you? I think this is too impossible. Are you going to do a time limit? Like could you do, have you been stood up before your wedding up to a week or two weeks? Or do you just want on the day? I want on the day. I'll settle for.

Because that's, yeah, if it's a week out, that's not impossible. You can cancel. I think it's still impossible in New Zealand. I mean, people do get cold feet, right? Yeah. On the day. I mean, these are people that know. I would say 24 hours.

Okay. Okay. So the night before the day of. Yeah. Have you been stood up? Within 24 hours of your wedding. Will you take some consolation stories up to a week? No.

We don't want consolation stories. If this was a normal phoner, Fletch, I would accept those flimsy calls. This is an impossible phoner, Fletch, I would accept those flimsy calls. This is an impossible phoner. I will accept calls from guests at weddings that have not gone ahead because they were witness to it. They were stood up. Okay. So

0800 dials at MSN number. Give us a text. 9696. I don't know if we're going to get any calls on this. If someone's calling. Yeah, but they could just be calling about Hey, can I have $50? They might want a HelloFresh box that we're going to get any calls on this. If someone's calling. Yeah, but they could just be calling about... They could be like, hey, can I have $50? They might want a HelloFresh box that we're giving away soon. Got one.

Oh! A text. Oh my God, okay. They might not want to talk, but there's definitely a story there. The impossible phone-in topic. A woman has been left, a bride has been left at the altar. Like, the groom did not turn up. Yeah.

And that was it. He'd cold feet. The wedding was cancelled. They threw a party anyway. Yeah, she just went ahead with it. It was a $50,000 New Zealand wedding. Yup. Yup.

All wasted. Well, not wasted. She had a great party, but didn Zealand wedding. Yup. Yup. All wasted. Well, not wasted. She had a great party, but didn't get a husband. So I wanted to know if you've been stood up at the altar within 24 hours of your wedding. On the day, ideally, but the day before, I would accept. It's happened. Kelly, good morning. Hey, how are you?

Good. Really good, Kelly. Were you stood up at the altar? No, I stood my, well, husband to be, yeah. And how, on the day or the day before? It was the day before, yeah. What went through your head? What happened?

What happened? So we were at Maraihako Camping Ground. We were supposed to have, like, a lovely camping ground wedding in Tikaha. And there was, there was a flash flood the day before and so everything got wet. The lilos, everything was floating and I was like, I'm not doing this.

I'll stop you there, Kelly. Lilos are meant to float. We love a lilo. They go in the water. I've dabbled with lilo. It's meant to float. If they're not floating, it's going to be a problem. So your wedding venue gets flooded, but that's... Yeah. Why?

But you caught it on... You didn't show? So, yeah, I went back to Opochikei to, like, re-gather myself, and I just... I told him, like, that morning, I'm not coming, bro. Like, legit, I'm not.

And, like, everyone still got everything ready, and he thought I was bullshitting. Like, my dad still went. my, yeah, family members, and I didn't turn up. Wait, so because of the flood or the flood kind of opened your eyes to the fact that God sent me a sign that these deep, dark feelings I'm having are actually to be listened to? Yeah, I was, I'm never really about marriage in the first place.

He was really down for it and because we had a family, it seemed, it seemed like right to like, you know, all have the same name. But I just, yeah, I just didn't have it in my gut. I was like, nah, I'm not about it. So, and so you, you, you broke up with him as well? It was over? No, we actually still got married three months later before the registration certificate expired. But wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What happened on the day?

So you're a... Kelly, you are a flash flood. Kelly, what happened on the day? So he's there, the guests are there, the venue's all set up, it's a bit wet, but hey, the show must go on. Yeah, so they still ate the food and

had a good time, but he was not okay. Like, yeah. And my dad was mad with me. He was like, I'm go on. Yeah, so they still, like, ate the food and, like, had a good time, but he was not okay. Like, yeah. And my dad was mad with me. He was like, I'm eating. My dad gave you an old-fashioned 90s smack. I kind of understand why. Now, what about the Lilos?

Oh, well, I don't know. Honestly, I had a baby. Like, we literally had had a baby. She was only, like like five weeks old. So the whole thing was just too much to deal with. Maybe that can be forgiven then. You've got a baby brain. It is a lot.

You got married within the three months before it exploded. Are you still married now? No. I don't think so. It didn't feel hopeful. It felt like a mess from the start, though. Have you found love again? I have since, but then that's ended as well.

But yeah, I'm okay about that. Don't worry, they all do eventually. It's just how long they last until they're over. We have seasons, right? We have seasons. We have seasons, babe. And this is yours. Amazing. What a story.

Kelly, thank you so much for sharing. We're going to go to Anonymous now. Anonymous, you were left at the altar. I was left the day before the wedding again. Oh, wow. Jeez, Louise. So why? Do you know why?

Did he just get cold feet? I never really got a reason. He was quite an anxious person, and he'd been a bit funny, sort of building up to the wedding day. So it wasn't a total surprise, but he waited until we were at the venue with all our family and our friends decorating the venue

and then he just said I don't want to get married! Oh, and what did you say when he said that? I said two effing lakes. Great paper will do that to people. Making streamers and stuff is pretty hard work. I handed him my folder full of all the details of all the wedding people for the next day

and I said, you have to go in and tell everybody. And then my dad drove me home. What did you feel? Were you upset? Were you angry? Or were you just like, fine, whatever? I wasn't too bad that day. I actually went home and packed with my sister and my mother,

packed all of his belongings, and my mum drove them over to his mother's house. So he was moved out of my house that very day. And that night it hit me. After that, I wasn't very good. Yeah. And so, okay, and then you've never seen him since? No, we did get back together for another four years.

Oh, my God! What the hell is happening? I would just not on principle talk to him again. No, I wasn't quite ready to give up on it at that point, and I thought he could fix it, but I wasn't happy, and it was never the same again. So how long after the abandoned marriage

did you guys get back together? It was about eight months but we worked together so we worked together that whole time and I still work with him now and that was in 2014. Oh wow.

Okay, so then you were together for four more years? Yes. Oh my God. This is so hard. This is wild. This is a whole thing. This is amazing

What an incredible story What did the guests do? Like did the guests turn up? No It was largely family was all the guests I mean we had the old party hire Delivered all the table settings Glasses and tables

Oh no Nothing even got unpacked So the party hire people came back the next day to collect all the stuff used, and none of it was even unpacked. It must be Hype All's dream, though. Turn up, everything's done. It's all clean. It would be.

Stacked the dishes. It's all ready to go again. Anonymous, thank you. I like to think of my local Hype All people, you know. Yeah, yeah. Rocking them. Oh, I'm sorry to hear about it. Yes.

Anonymous, thank you for sharing. Some messages in. My sister's uni friend did this to her partner twice, three years between each wedding, and both times just disappeared, and all the families and friends are just at the same hotel. Why do people go back to these people? Would you believe she took him back again? I think...

It wasn't me, but two of my work colleagues were in the UK meant to be getting married. He got cold feet after the stag do where another girl from work showed up and was coming on to him and decided not to get married and not show up for the wedding that was happening the next day.

The guests were all there waiting and the bride took her sister on the honeymoon to Greece. Oh yeah, see I'd do that. I'd fulfil the whole day and then take my bestie. Yeah. We were dining at a restaurant

in Rarotonga and I saw a bride sobbing in a hotel foyer. Now that's never a good thing to see. No! Hopefully there's a Lilo in the pool for her. And her guests were having this awkward time dining out the back of the courtyard

and it was all like really awkward and she'd clearly been stood up and her parents were there with her. It was a whole thing. Because people know, right? These people, they know deep down that I wouldn't get married, right? Yeah. These people, they know deep down that I wouldn't get married, right? Yeah. So why do they put people through this?

They might be people pleasers or they don't know how to process it or what? Did you see this one? Not stood up, but I checked my phone after the wedding and I had missed calls and screenshots from my husband's ex showing him asking her to turn up and stop the wedding so he could leave with her. What? So then the ex sent this being like, hey, your husband's doing this today. But she didn't say it till after the wedding.

I need a follow up. I need a follow up. Follow up. What happened? Did they stay together? Number ending in 800. Please, can we have a follow up? Yes, absolutely.

Let us know. Juicy. Oh, my God, I'm dizzy on these stories. So many messages. Brilliant. Thank you for sharing. And not impossible. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley.

Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Yeah. Today's fact of the day is Hitler's half-nephew. Whoa. You've got to embrace a woman before you say Hitler. Okay. How do I brace you for Hitler? Trigger warning, Hitler.

Yeah, thank you. Trigger warning, incoming Hitler story. In three, two, one. William Patrick Hitler was Hitler's half-nephew. You forget it's a last name, eh? You forget it's a last name. You really do. English-born half-nephew of Adolf Hitler. Lived in England.

And then in 1933, he went to Germany to see his half-uncle. Yeah. Because his half-uncle was, you know, Chancellor at that stage. I wouldn't catch up with a half-uncle. I wouldn't go out of my way to catch up with a half-uncle. What's his half-uncle. Yeah. Because his half-uncle was, you know, Chancellor at that stage. I wouldn't catch up with a half-uncle. I wouldn't go out of my way to catch up with a half-uncle. What's a half-uncle? I'm not going to Europe to see a half-uncle. I don't know.

A half-uncle. Is it like a step-uncle? He, no, he was the son of Adolf Hitler's half-brother, Alois Hitler. Oh, yeah. So you're an uncle. Remember how Hitler's dad's name was Alois? Yeah.

Or Alois? Alois? Alois.'s dad's name was Eloise? Yeah. Aloise? Aloise? Aloise. It looks like Aloise written down. Yeah. Aloise, you did a terrible job of raising your son. And Hitler's half-brother Aloise married an Irish woman, Bridget. And so this half-nephew, that's how you become a half-nephew,

William, lived in Britain. Now, he popped across to see his half-uncle. Yeah. And he was like, I would like a high-ranking position in your government. Oh, okay, wow. And Adolf Hitler's like, no. And he said, well, then I'll be blackmailing you with threats of selling embarrassing stories

about the family to the newspapers. Oh, wow. So Adolf Hitler's half-nephew tried to blackmail him into getting a better position. This family. In the Nazi party. This family. Not a good one amongst them.

He said he would be writing to the papers to talk about how Adolf Hitler's paternal grandfather was actually a Jewish merchant. Right. And then he felt that the blackmailing wasn't going right. That'll happen if you blackmail someone in power. They send people to kill you. Yes. wasn't going right, that'll happen if you blackmail someone in power. They send people to kill you. So he took off back to London where he wrote a story for a Look magazine called Why I Hate My Uncle. And wrote a big story about his uncle.

Then he migrated to the US and joined the Navy where when he enlisted, they said in the name and he said Hitler and apparently the whole recruitment office went quiet and then they went about changing his name. So he changed his name. Oh, okay, right. Just Stuart Houston. His last name. So his name's William Stuart Houston and apparently

he did so because it sounded really American. Yeah, it does. Now I've never heard a more American name than William Stuart Houston. Yeah's dead? Yeah. Half-nephew of Adolf Hitler. So today's fact of the day is Adolf Hitler's half-nephew tried to bribe him into having a better position in the Nazi party, and when it didn't happen, he immigrated to the US and joined the Navy.

Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Yeah. I'm back to the gym, aren't I? Yes. I went once last week. And I've been once this week But it's only Tuesday But yesterday I thought it was time to hit the legs

Okay Leg day Don't skip leg day You look like a chicken So I Got my gear on Actually that's pretty Sorry

It's probably a bit soon Because Vaughan lost a chicken yesterday Oh sorry Oh my god Maybe if you could just Not bring up chickens And when I picked it up Dead from under the shed

I picked it up by its legs And I thought That's just dirty Really? Thin but sturdy If you're going to pick up A dead chicken By any part of the body

I would recommend that Right How would go the breast? Like around the Barrel Tuck it up under the barrel Oh don't touch it No you grab it by the foot.

Pick it up. It could snap off. It's only got two clunkbashians left. You've only got two left. Two of the original eight. I'm not a bad chicken owner, and they don't have mites, and they don't have anything that would be very regularly cleaned chicken house. We didn't accuse you.

Wow, what are you doing? We're trying to get ahead of this. Yeah, I'm getting ahead of this. He's getting ahead. The story's about to leak. Anyway, I didn't want chicken legs, so not that that's a risk, but I put on my little tights and I went to the toilet and then I pulled them up and they're a little tight

because I haven't upsized my gear, but my body's certainly upsized. So I pulled them on and, you know, tights are tights. They're stretchy. It doesn't matter. And then I was washing my hands and I sort of bent over and I could see on my thigh that, like, they were more sheer than usual. Right. And I was like my hands and I sort of bent over and I could see on my thigh that like they were more sheer than usual. Right. And I was like, oh no,

like how bad is it going to be? And so I did a little like check and like definitely around the gluteus maximus, now that's the formal name for the buttock. Yep. Which is the slightly more formal name for the ass. The ass, yeah. For the ass.

So, and I did notice that she was more sheer and I was like, oh, not great. Like see-through, do you mean? Like a little bit see-through? Yeah, like there was a hint of skin through. Oh, okay. Like just a little bit more. Right. You know when you've got like some sheer fabric,

the more you stretch it, the more you can see through it. Well, I'm stretching it beyond its original capacity and therefore I can see through it more. And I was like, not good for a leg day because you know a woman loves a squat proof. You always, when you're buying leggings for the gym, it's got to be squat proof. Meaning when you squat down, it doesn't get more sheer.

Yeah, right. So I was like, I'm going to have to fulfill a full squat check as they do. So I went around to the full-bodied mirror and I dropped it low. I hit the ground. Okay. Is this in the changing room? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay. No one was around. I was at a very unbusy time. Yeah. So I dropped it low like I was into clubs. Took me back, to be honest. Yeah. And as I dropped it low,

I could see not only one, yeah, slightly too sheer for the squat proof check. Yeah. But also there was a small, I'd say, oh God, I didn't even know what to, like bigger than the tip of a ballpoint pen, but not quite the thickness of a straw. Right. Hole.

Okay. Right at the anus. Now, is this at the intersection of the seams or was this just a rogue hole on the seam? Like a hole punch size hole. So there was, yeah, like a hole punch. Thank you. Oh my God, I could not think of the size.

You can ring binder them. Now that's perfect. You could. Yeah, so like the seams running right through the center, but just off to it. So if somebody looked intently while you were squatting. You would see just the whitest of flesh. Yeah.

And if it shuffled a bit, you might see into my soul. I thought you were wearing gym undies. So my gym undies, I do gym G. Right. So that's, yeah, like right. Right. So that's, yeah, like right up there. So that's inside. Yeah, that's basically gone inside at this point.

So what, did you just go home? Well, this is, Hayley of two weeks ago, I would have absolutely taken this as the perfect excuse to leave. Yeah. I just had myself a wee shower and gone. Yeah. But no, it was leg day, baby, so I just went, who's looking? And then when I started my little leg routine,

it was all going very well because I'm incredibly strong. Yeah, of course, yeah. But I was like, halfway through, I was like, what if it's getting bigger? You know, like once you get a tiny little hole in something, that's the beginning of the end for those things. Only because you keep putting your finger in it. Yeah.

Yeah, luckily I didn't have an itch. That's how I always check a hole. I'll go back if there's a hole somewhere. Oh, has it got bigger? A hole right in the back, in my front left hand pocket of my jeans, but at the back of the pocket there's a little hole and I keep going, how big are you now? And I put my finger in it and it goes

and gets a little bigger and you're like, damn it! I'm bigger now, daddy. Well, I did the whole workout and it's every now? And I put my finger in and it goes, and gets a little bigger. And you're like, damn it. She's going, I'm bigger now, daddy. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I did the whole workout and it's every now and then I just have a quick, I'm just going to pick this up. Do you need to apologise to anybody at the gym yesterday?

I don't think anyone saw too much. Right. And if you did, you are welcome. So a guy's gone viral on TikTok for teaching people how to speak cat. Because dogs are, you know, dogs are dogs. They're easy. They come to your commands. You can train them well. Yeah, they learn words.

Yeah, cats, we are just merely their servants. No, they don't give a crap. They don't care about you. And they will. It's a scientific fact. They will eat you if you die alone in your apartment with your cat. My cat would eat me. I'll give him until 10pm.

Yep. Agreed. If I've been there all day. They're going to survive. They're survivalists. Yeah, they are. Yeah. So do you think your cat responds?

Like, can you talk to your cat? He responds to, like, a tone. Raleigh! Yeah. Like, can you talk to your cat? He responds to, like, a tone. Rolly. Yeah. Like, pet him. And then, like, pats and scratches and that kind of stuff to come here, like pats on the bed. Yeah.

But no, like, not specific things. Or shake of the biscuits. Oh, yeah. It's cat language. That gets him going. Yeah. But, yeah, no, he doesn't understand me. We think he does.

If I want to feed Major Murray Fluffington, I'll say, you hungry? And he'll just be like, he'll come running. He knows. I'm intelligent. He knows you're hungry. He knows that. Bickies? Bickies? But I think he's just understanding the tone that we're excited. He's excited. It's time. He does because he gets really excited Major Murray Fluffington gets excited with little

like fruit flies or flies or any kind of flying bug or insect. I can point at the wall if I see one or a fly. I'll be like, look! And he'll go... He goes crazy. So this guy has a couple of lessons that I thought I'd play you now. How to speak cat.

This one is when you've got food. How to speak cat. Lesson one. Which means food. Let me demonstrate. Because that's why when they see bugs or something, they do that. That shuddering. They're mimicking birds, right?

Is that why they do that? I don't know. We talked about it once. If someone's listening at home, can you bring your cat close to the radio? Okay, this one here is if you want to get your cat to come to you. Okay. How to speak cat lesson two.

Which means, come here. This one's difficult because normally, when you call a dog, they come. When you call a cat, you leave a message. But let's see if it works. Are you already asking it a question? So, yeah, you just ask your cat to come here. It's... Is anyone trying this at home?

Is it working? Are people's cats coming to the radio? Coming to the radio? If you're on the motorway, are the cats just running in front of your car? All the street cats are like coming onto the streets. This is how to say, get in. We're going for biscuits.

Now cats are going to be jumping in the cars. You can try that at home tonight. Oh, I'm busting for a wheeze after that podcast. I'll tell you. It's a podcast. You are allowed to listen to it while you're wheeze. There's no rules on when and where you're allowed to listen to a podcast. It just says here I'm busting for a wheeze.

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