ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 21st May 2026

Episode Date: May 20, 2026

00.00: Intro 02.05: Parrot was arrested 06.45: Average person shares their location with 4 people 13.00: Secret cheating emoji's 17.15: Top 6 - Things a Cantab would say in Tokyo 22.20: The oldest thing in your makeup bag 29.15: Finders Fee 31.45: Facial features of a good husbands 37.00: Did you have a famous flatmate? 44.20: Collecting girl guide badges 52.10: Fact of the day 59.45: Have you sent in a anon tip? 1.11.55: SLP - How many alarms do you set? 1.16.30: TikTok is loving the pizza dog 1.20.05: Mini Shannon's Hack 1.23.40: Japan has more pets than kids See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDM Podcast Network This is Fleshwood and Haley's Big Pod. Brought to you by Chemist Warehouse. The biggest brands of the lowest prices. Fletch Fawn and Haley, two minutes past six. Brin will be back in at 8 for deal or reveal. Still cash to give away. Yeah, loads of cash.

We gave away the big 5,000 yesterday at 8 o'clock. That was very exciting. Very exciting moment, but still lots of cash up for grabs. Your chance to win at 8 o'clock this morning. The top 6thorn. Yes, there's going to be direct flights from Christchurch to a bunch of of international destinations, including Tokyo Japan. Tokyo Japan.

Tokyo Japan. Christchurch to Tokyo. Yep, I've got the top six things. A can tab would say in Tokyo. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. So they're going to Tokyo, Perth and Singapore.

Singapore. That's nice. They'll open up the South Island to the tourists as well, won't it? It'll open it up to the whole world. Well, it's a two-way street. Yes, it is, yeah. You know, it welcomes. the tourists in, but also lets the cantabs out.

Who let the can dabs out? Who? Who? Who? Who? Ah, and because they go to Tokyo, that's the reason for it. Today's top six. Top six things the cantab would say in Tokyo. Now, I wrote this last night. It's pre-written. It's ready to go. Okay. I'm nervous. But I am willing to swap them out if someone's got a real cracker on the text machine.

Oh, I want to hit a nine-six-nine six. Nine-six, nine-six. Okay, the top things that somebody from Canterbury would say when they get to Tokyo. I can't have would say while in Tokyo. Can I have a fork? Is that one of them? Oh, is that one? That's a good one. Put that one down.

No, that's good though. Put that one down. Sorry, I don't suppose I could get a fork. Texted 9669696. Next on the show. Crime news. We love crime. Police have arrested a parrot.

We don't love crime. Oh, sorry, sorry. We love true crime. Sorry, we love crime news. We love crime news, true crime. Sorry. Did you just say a parrot's been arrested? Yes, a parrot has been arrested.

The Fletchborn and Haley, big pod. A parrot that has been taken into custody. What kind of parrot? Yeah, good question, because you can't just say parrot. Is it white? Is it green? Is it blue? It doesn't say?

Is it a cuckapour? Which technically is a parrot, flightless. It is too. I think it's the world's heaviest. Well, it's... You trust us have a fat flightless version of it. Chonky. I like our fat parrots.

Yeah, me too. We've got a great parrot. No, this was in Brazil. Oh, blue mccor. What's that? Blue McCore. You think that's what it could be? Could be.

Well, there's no photo of it. Oh, no, that's a green one. Yeah, classic green. Classic green parrot. Bit of a red and yellow tail. Because there's the policeman with it. But the video's just loading, Vaughn. Can you see that?

Now, why's the cop got the parrot? Well, police seized the parrot because it was warning the owner of the police arrival. Oh, it's blue. It's blowing the whistle. It's blowing the whistle. They arrested a man for drug trafficking in Brazil. Here it is.

Vaughn, what would you describe that as? Just your standard parrot. Green parrot. Green parrot. It's pretty cute. There's a video of the police with the parrot leading it away. And they have sent the parrot to environmental protection resources of Brazil, like an animal. Parat jail.

Yeah. Because, yeah, when they turned up, apparently the bird was... Police are here. Oh, no. Oh, really, giving a heads up. Although it would have been in Portuguese. What do you have Google translate for? Okay, okay, okay.

Watch out, the police are here or the five-oes are here. Yeah, yeah. Five-old. Weirdly, I put English to, and it said English to French, and then English, Brazilian, and then English to Portuguese, then English to Brazilian Portuguese. We'll go Brazilian Portuguese. Why was my search automatically? Because they're listening to us.

They're listening, they know. It just knows. So we need to stop talking. There isn't much to the story. It's just that they took the bird away because they were like, well, you're not keeping a bird. The police is stuck. A police is takki. Isaki.

The police are here. Ah, our police are starchy. And they arrested the bird. Yeah, they took it away. And they arrested the owner as well. They're like, you're not going to have a bird that narks on us. Wow. Clever bird.

Clever bird. They are clever. Clever bird. I wouldn't want a bird. Bird people. You go to someone's house and they've got a bird. My margin coach had two birds. It's a bit weird.

They used to scream at you when you come around the corner in the kitchen and she'd be like, Jake, Jake, Sha'all! I know it's early in the show and I don't want to, I don't want to shuddle over our mate here. Scroll to the top and tell me what year that news story is from Fletch. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, Horn.

Oh, Horn, it's old. How old? Tell everybody listening, how old? Oh, it's 2019. How did that happen? Oh, that happens sometimes, doesn't it? Because I googled Brazilian police arrest parrot type because I wanted to know exactly what type

and the only story was from 2019. Now I was going to let you have it about 2019. Yeah, that was on a news feed I saw yesterday. That's pre-pandemic. That's pre-pandemic, baby. What's happened to the bird now? Well, that's, I'd love to know what happened to the bird. Google a follow-up.

It's dead, isn't it? Oh, I don't know. Parrants live for a long time. How long do parents live for? Oh, yeah. What happened to that parrot, Brazilian... That parrot?

Like that well-known arrested parrot? Wait, what if it got COVID and died? Oh my God, because he's fresh on the back of this. Unbelievable. At the station, the bird famously refused to cooperate

with officers leading to jokes that it was pleading the fifth or knew it's right. Once placed in the zoo, it was cared for, taught how to fly and eventually and prepared for eventual release back into the wild. So it may be out of the wild.

That was a great follow-up. But in the wild as in like the Brazilian jungle. Yeah. Yeah. I don't think it was ready for that. It's clearly been like house trained to call out police and drugs. It's grown up on drugs. It's just in the middle of the Brazilian forest.

Ah, police are here. Yeah. Yeah. Anyone got any math? I reckon it be cocaine. I don't know why. I know. I know.

I don't know why I see meth. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I actually think even though this is a seven-year-old story, we've enjoyed a full journey. How great was. that we got the follow-up, which is why I included this story from 2019. No, no, no, no, don't you save your ass.

Vaughn saved this. Vaughn saved this with the follow-up. That's made it very heart-worn. Could have shut his mouth, and no one would have known. We're not lying to our listeners. Yeah, I won't lie to them. Fee-H, we are honest. We are honest.

Not only do we laugh out louder every morning, we do it honestly. The Fletchbourne and Haley Big Pod. What have I got rid of my hand there? toothbrush and cotton pads. I need a message. teenager. I blow out. Good morning, Dad.

I have a few things I need. Oh, isn't that lovely? Please? Please, yeah. Actually, there was no clothes. Give her a clipper in the ears. Yeah, I'll give her a smack. Oh, we don't do that anymore.

Message back. Then you're allowed to when they're an adult. You say please. Please, thank you. How's the morning going? How's about a please? How's radio? Thank you for getting up so early to provide it for me.

Oh, no one's ever said that. No, I've never, I've literally never thank my dad ever for his whole entire career that funded my existence. And private school. And private. I'm actually, I'm going to go home. and thank that man. I think you should.

Now that I'm 36, I think it's time. Now location sharing, I was just saying in the break, it's actually none of your business where I am. Although rich, because we know where you are. Don't we? Listen, okay, so there's been some research into location sharing,

Snapchat, find my life 360, like, you know, anything that shows anyone else where you are, usually from your phone. Yeah. And I'm not taking away from the fact that it's very much a great tool. You know, like it's a great thing for safety. Yeah. A great thing for managing families,

great things for children and teenagers. You know when your partner's coming home so you can get the mints on? Get the mints on. That man has been at work all day. It's so important to get the mints on. Mints famously, it takes a long time to cook. It does. But for me, I have never, ever shared my location with a partner. That's actually none of your business. I've shared it with you guys for a long time. It was because I'm such a sleeper-inner and you guys would know she has not left the home. She's going to need a phone call.

Well, like last night I was like, where's Haley? She's not at my house here. Because I was running late. And she was asleep. And she was in bed. You were in bed of sleep. And I could see she was at her house. I was like, well, she's clearly. She's clearly asleep. How long? Two and a half hours. Gorgeous. Gorgeous.

You know how long I'm going to nap today? Longer. Three. Yeah. I'm just catching up. You know what I mean? This is the, this is the, this is the, week for it. But yeah, I've never shared it with a partner. I just don't, it's not for me. It took me so long to share

it with friends, even, because I'm the same, I'm like, it's none of your business. Your life is your life. But then also it's great when you are meeting friends because you can see when they're on their way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll temporarily drop a pin if I'm heading towards someone and being like, here's where I'm at.

The four main reasons that people use locations is safety, practicality, casual fun and relationship management. Right. But the average number of people that people share with is four. And that's me.

Oh no, I'm five. I'm Carl Fletcher. I'm Vaughn Smith. I'm Patsy Sprout. Dr. Shornie and my bestie Jess. Eight. Dr. Shorni. I've got eight.

Eight. I've got Manny McLean, but sometimes he'll go dark. He'll turn his off. Sometimes he'll turn his off. Uh-oh. The only gaggle members outside of this room is Dr. Shawnee. I've just long got Dr. Shawnee. He's in Queensland.

Yeah, he's over there. Oh, hello. God, does he ever work? No, one of this place is in a health crisis. You're lucky he's not listening to this right now. He'll hear about it. Yeah, Pat says at my house. You've got your mum on there?

Well, according to this map, she's actually at my neighbours. Oh, okay. Yeah, right. Number three, yeah. Early morning, free. Yeah, I've got seven. You've got seven. So the average is four.

The average is four. Producer Girlies? How many are on average? What are we rock in? I've got three. I've got my partner. Shannon and Georgia. Aww.

Georgia? I want to know where Georgia is. Nah. She's at the gym. We'll often like, we'll go, yeah, she'll be at the gym. It's because we often go to like a movie together or whatever and she knows I'm on my way to pick her up.

Yep. Shandog? I only have two. Who? My best friend and Carwin. Oh. And not your boyfriend? No, he'd just be in the ocean.

He literally would be able to the ocean. He's a merman. And I'm just at my, at Meth Manor and he knows I'm there because he lives there tiny bit of the time. Yeah, yeah. But no, like, yeah, I've just never bothered because, like, what's the difference between the ocean that way and that way?

I don't care. I used to always do it with flatmates. Like, it was always a safety thing, like when I lived with other women. So this research was looking, safety is the top reason. Yeah. For families in particular,

like following your kids or your teenagers. Though researchers were saying, that's more of an emotional thing than a practical thing, because you can see on the map that they're not where they're supposed to be, but it doesn't mean that you can actually help them. Which you're like, oh, yeah.

Like, if I look, like, the time that I'm, was going to go on a day in the middle of the Indonesian bush. If you guys had have looked a little bit later and seen that I was an hour's drive away, then you wouldn't have been able to help me. No. You would have to go into an Uber into the Indonesian bush to find me. I didn't know.

I wasn't getting into an Uber. You love me, but not enough to come and fetch me from the middle of an inch. No, no, no. No, I get it. I feel like it's how when someone's struggling to swim, you don't send you weakest swimmer. And to get them. It'll just be more disaster.

Do you know what's interesting? This is very interesting. actually younger generations share more because they're less concerned about their privacy like I'm a bit like you know as I said none of your business where I am well you'll be on holiday and Vaughan will be like what are you doing there?

Yeah but they've grown up with digital tracking as part of their norm whereas we're a little bit like don't follow me yeah don't follow me oh I like to check up on you guys when you're overseas and you're on jaunt yeah yeah and then you'll send us a little text We've told you use WhatsApp

It works globally bro It's everywhere It works in all the countries No not all the countries No, it definitely does. It's everywhere. What countries? Everywhere we've been at works.

Just message is there. You don't need to look at it. No, remember, I just had to ask. Completely banned in China, Russia, North Korea and Iran. We've never holiday in those countries. Restrictions heavily restricted in the United Arab Emirates of Qatar and Saudi Arabia. Now that's where you guys were transiting through when I asked you if your WhatsApp was working. And ever since, everybody's like,

What's it? I think we were in Italy. It's embarrassing. It's embarrassing for you. We were literally in Europe. Yeah. The ZDAM Podcast Network. I'll say it again.

Fletch is the funniest one on the show. This is the funniest one. He's even a shocker to do you reckon? Newssteris from 2019. Letting music beds playing the background. Look, Vaughn, we went out last night to a gig. I'm tired. We had a couple of drinks.

Someone said, what's this new song you're playing? Zero out of ten. recommend on the text machine. Oh, that was just a little bed that's supposed to play underwear. These are a reply back and say, shut up. Do you want me to say that?

Because you always tell me not to say mean things back to people. Oh, yeah, no, don't know. Just ignore it. Don't feed them. You saying we had such a late night last night. We were home so much earlier than I've been home

for the last four months. Oh yeah, it was 9.30. He went home and I stayed out for longer and I went and saw another show after we saw a show. You're insane. I don't know how you do it. I'm live, love, laughing.

Now, this is great. Okay, so a private investigator, Paul Jones. Now that's Paul Ego's real name. Is it? Paul Jones. His name's not Paul Ego. I can see why he went with Paul Ego. He worked in radio in the 90s and they had to have funny names.

Have we just revealed? It's true, I did it? We've just revealed that. He's also the voice of Pack and Safe Stickman. Shut. No one knows that. That's an industry secret. So a private detective called Paul Jones

has revealed the emojis, the secret emojis that if you see your partner using them, they could be luding to the fact that they could be cheating on you. Okay. And these are emojis. I'm not talking to your eggplants or your peaches. Okay. So in what case would your partner be using these emojis?

Messages. Messages, emails. Seemingly innocent messages. Yes. Like we've got a meeting at 4.45 and then coffee cup. What does that mean? Let's meet. Okay.

Oh, so you wouldn't even say in your message you've got a meeting. No, coffee cup. Okay, right. we made it. Yeah, that's, I mean, if all they're sending is a coffee cup, that's where you'd be like, what's going on there?

They're cheating. Look at me, planting seeds in people's heads today. Just go through your partner's fine. You know the coat. You know the coat. This is like when that book and then movie, he's just not that into you came out. Yeah.

Oh my God. Didn't that start a whole... Your favorite film? Yeah. You've got that quote from the movie deadhood on your back. Yeah, he's just not that into you. The quote from the movie that was also the title of the movie of the movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

This one's interesting. Moon. Just sending a moon. Can't talk. I'm available to talk later tonight. Oh, like, do not disturb. Oh, okay. She's in the room.

Right. She's in the room. Moon. Shut up. Do not disturb. Talk later. Is this private investigator? These are the emojis he's seen more than one.

He's seen a lot. When he's been looking into emails and phones. These are the ones that come up. It's not so obvious like your peaches and your eggplants. Yeah. Car. Meet somewhere private or I'm on my way. Windows.

plus, oh, that's good, window plus two numbers, I can talk between five and seven. Oh, that's my window. That's my available window. Window 5, 7. Soap, don't say it.

Delete your messages, they're suspicious. Clean it up. Oh, clean up the chat. Soap. Clean the chat. Quickly. That's wild. But then also, like, if you were chatting,

the person you were chatting with, you could just make the most random emojis mean, whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And no one would have any clue. When I send you a buffalo, that means I think you're hot. Ruler, stick to their greed story. Fire extinguisher, calm down, back off.

Let's put this out quickly. I extinguish the, yeah, it can't get spicy right now. Yeah, or a broom, delete everything, remove my number. Clean sweep. So they say even if they've deleted the messages, there's always that thing where, you know, your common used emojis are always sitting at the top. Yes.

So you're going like they may have cleaned everything but if you see them using their emojis you're like why would there be those there? Why are you using those so frequently and not just like millennial laugh face or like a heart that you send to me? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a good sign that they might be chatting or that they're just having silly messages with their friends.

Yeah, that's. And I think if you have suspicions that they're chatting on you, maybe a good conversation face to face would be the best way to figure that out. The ZM Podcast Network Play ZM's FlashForn and Haley. From the unmoderated comments section This is the top six

Air New Zealand has announced three non-stop international routes Routes Routes Routes Out of Christchurch Perth Tech Singapore That'd be good for the FIFOs

Yeah would be Or just how many people have got family living in Perth Yeah Have you been to Perth Neither It's beautiful It's beautiful those little smile and quokers.

Do you see the Rotnese monster? That was good. Haley Sprout on for tickets. That was good. Yeah, the girls liked it. Do you want to hear more comedy like that? Coming to Haystings and Palmer's to North in a couple of weeks. Hey you.

More jokes like that. So, in Tokyo. So Perth, Singapore and Tokyo. I really need to go to Japan. Everyone's gone to Japan except me. Have you not been to... No. Oh, mate.

Sort of. Have you? Yes. It's beautiful. It's so fun. Also, no one feels sorry for you that you haven't been to Japan. You've been every... Everywhere we're out twice.

I know. I know. It's on your own that you've ever been to Japan. I know. So the top six things a can't have would say in Tokyo, this is Shannon's suggestion for a top six. You know, credit where credits due.

But that's all she did. She didn't come up with any. Is this the Matilda effect? No, because I'm giving a credit. Four, coming up with the idea, I wrote these six. Oh, yeah, okay. No, you were taking text message suggestions.

966. Yeah, there was just one from Nick. It said, Cook the Mansom effing egg rolls, please. It's pretty good. A little once for Warriors cross over there. You put that in an official spot, or you're just going to stick with your own? It's a bonus.

It's a bonus. Okay. Number six on the list of the... And you said, could have a fork, please? That was pretty good. I think that's really funny. Do you guys have forks here? Halisprow.com for tickets. More jokes like that.

Number six on the list of the top six things a can tab would say in Tokyo. Do you lot not cook your fish here? That's funny. That's funny. It's really good. Excuse me? Oh, excuse me. You seem to have not cooked my fish.

That's sashimi. I love shisimi. My same. We had some good sashimi this week. Yeah, we did. Travelli? Yes. It was dry-aged.

Trevelli. It must be nice in a while. Who knew that you could just leave a fish hanging up like that? Yeah, but in a fridge. Yeah, but in a refrigerated unit with air flowing through it. Oh, yeah. Don't just buy some fish from... Don't just huck it on a hook.

Huck it on a hook. And chuck it in the pantry. No, that's not going to work so much. Although you can do that. You can do that, can't you? You're dry fish. I don't know, yeah, I don't know. I think I'll leave it to the chefs.

Yeah, I don't want to eat fish jerky. But yeah, raw fish will blow the cantab's minds. Blow their minds. Yeah. You've been better to cook, boss. Number five on the list of the top six things the cantab would say in Tokyo. What school did you go to? Because that's just what they say.

Yeah. That's just how you know someone from Christchurch. They ask you what school you went to before they asked what your name was. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or if you'd like it, like bartenders even, like you're able to get a drink. And they don't say, oh, what would you like? Yeah. What school did you go to?

You'd say, whatever, and I'd be like gin and tonic then. Yeah. Oh, that's how they know. I don't know why you were laughing. You're from Rangiora. Technically. My physical being was born in Rangiora. My mental being was born in Wellington.

Right. We'll just leave that there. And where will you be buried? Tinna pie up north Spread, she's got a good spread I've got a great spread That's what they say about Haley Sproul.com

She spreads by no other She spreads them Number four on the list of the top six things A cantab would say in Tokyo You all telling me These little fellas play rugby These little fellas These little fellas

Yeah they do They've got a good rugby competition They do A lot of Kiwis go there and play Yeah yeah a lot of movies Number three on the list of the top six things Of cantabud say in Tokyo Asahi

I hardly know him. Where can I get a Spate's? Okay. Spates does do a Tokyo, no. Who does a Tokyo dry? Steinlager. Steinlager? Did it, Stine Lager did the Tokyo dry?

It's bloody good. No, that's too posh. Just a Spate's. Big Bot Spates, thanks. Yeah. Number two on the list of the top six things of can't have would say in Tokyo. My karaoke song, Wagon Will. Oh, hi, Gizzerzoy.

Oh, God. Yeah. the great song. Arrogato. Hit me with a wagon wheel. Erigato. Erogato, Gizimus. I'll have a wagon wheel.

And number one on the top six things that Kent had would say in Tokyo, shit, there's a lot of Chinese around here, like that. Oh, God. Oh, God. God. God.

Shit, there's Chinese everywhere. Horn. Hon. We're in Japan. We're literally in Japan. Yeah. Okay. That's what I mean. That's what I mean.

That's what I mean. What do you mean? That's what you mean. Bloody how. That's what I stop sucks. The ZNAM Podcast Network. Now, I want to know, 966, give us a little textoruni. What is the oldest thing in your makeup bag? And you'll be shocked because makeup has always on the bottom, it's a little jar.

It'll say like 12m or 6m or 18m. That's your months. Makeup expires. Oh, really? We ain't chucking that shit out. It doesn't have a date. It just says from opening. Give it about 12 months.

From when you let the air in. No, I will say, and makeup artists will be like, please don't say this. No one follows those. No. We're not following that. There's no eggs in there. It's so expensive. My makeup is primarily eggs.

Oh, you've got eggs? Eggs and butter. That's my lip balm and that's a 12 month. See ya. I had a little jar with the little. I had no idea. That's what that meant. Well, the issue is because you've got to think, say, mascara, I'm taking it out of the tube.

I'm putting it on my eye gunk. I'm putting it back in the tube. That's bacteria. that's living in there. So that's the main issue. Any of its draw. Miscara is generally six months. Six months.

Six months of eye goobies and then we're done with that. And then cream products are normally 12. 12. And then dry products is normally 24. 24 months. So 966, what's the oldest thing in your makeup bag? Because producer Shannon, it's a sad day for you. Oh my goodness.

You might not even see me right now. I might look so pale and emotionless that you can't even see me today. You look sick. You look sick and pale. After nearly four years of genuinely daily use, my blush ran out today. I saw this on your story. I'm really devastated for you. It's honestly been an accomplishment.

The last like three months, I'm like, we're nearly there. We're nearly there. It's incredible. How does blush go on? This is like with a dough for applicator. Yeah, just like that, Vaughn. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you would just put a few dots.

Now, this is a very famous blush notoriously pigmented. So you don't need a lot. No, you would just kind of do one dot on each cheek, but as the years have gone on, I'm needed more. Yeah, use a brush and then just bluff. I honestly know nothing about it. Whatever. There's cream, this powder. Listen to Vaughn pretending it's not a drag queen of the weekends.

There's cream to cut it, yeah. I have someone do that for me every week. Oh, sorry, okay, of course. It gets a professional in. And it's finally run out. This morning I was like, it's done. But now it's just this tragic, like, it's taken me from my early 20s to my later 20s. To run out.

That's a good run. I'm like, I've gone through so much. I've changed jobs. I've had life milestones. Like, it feels weird to throw it out. Dude, there's so many messages. I have a blush that I bought when I was 17. I'm now 25.

Wow. I still use my GHD's. Me too. I got mine when I was, for my 16th birthday. I still use those. They're too good, eh? Like, they need to make them break down the trees. Wait a minute. Are we taking GHD's other?

we were just talking about makeup. We are. I know what a J.HD is. Mac Highlighter, seven years still going strong. I've got a blusher from Circa 2012 still going strong.

That's pre-COVID blusher. Dude, it's Coney 2012 blushing. That's Cooney 2012. It is. Donate to support. I have a bronzer that my mum bought me on my first day of high school.

I'm 26 now. And it's still going. My eye shadow, the oldest one's 10 years old. Is that a pencil? No, that's not eye shadow. It's an eye pencil. Just check.

We've still got the don't. Donate link 9696-96-Koney for an instant $3 donation. So K-O-N-Y, if it was a T-O-N-Y to $9-6-9-6-3-dollar donations. Man, trying to stop a terrible terrorist, a bush terrorist. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A jungle terrorist. Someone bought an eye shadow in London in 2004, still going strong, great color. Did you see the one who said they've got an eye shadow that they've had since they were pregnant with their now 17-year-old?

Oh, gosh. I still use my wedding lipstick. We've been married 10 years in February. we weren't so you know that's 10 and a half years old that lipstick now wow I've got a blush of bronzer and a highlight palette that I bought in Judy Free in 2019 we're supposed to be throwing these out guys I'm sorry but he's still in hiding

Connie yeah there's a multi-million dollar he may have a died of Ebola there's a multi-million dollar bounty on his head can't we drone him we can drone him now I'll drone him for a million bucks I got a drone I got a a DGI drone we could slap a machine gun on it What if he's Saddam Hussein? What if he's just underground?

Could be underground. It could be underground, yeah. You're talking foxholes. Anyway, Connie to 9696 for that instant $3 donation. And they are rolling in. Maybe once a month should we do a Connie 2012 update? We get a jingle going, Connie 2012. I call my daughter using my concealer there.

This is, by the way, this break is covering two very important topics. Old makeup and Connie 2012. I think we can straddle the two quite seamless. Not many shows could, but we can. I'd like to see them try. I caught my daughter using my concealer the other day. It's a Mary Kay green concealer. I don't know what any of that means.

Mary, that was one of the Olson twins, isn't it? Yeah. I bought that when I was 20. I am now 42 years old. Jay Paz. It's probably still got lead in it, Mum. Yeah, probably. Mum's just said she's got an eye shadow from 1996.

Oh, Bif, don't put that on the eyes. Well, that's not good. And as your mum donated to Cooney, 2012. I reckon it's purple. If I had to have a show, it would be a lavender or something. Yeah, lavender. A lovely lilac.

A lovely lilac on, Bev. I bought some eye shadow in Aspen, Colorado in 2008, and it's still going strong. Someone said ignorant male hair does makeup not expire. No, it does, hon. This is the problem. You know the number, hon. It's got a little puddle with a number.

That's the amount of months. You see a little jar lid. Who knew? That's how long. Keep those donations rolling in Coney to 9696. I think we'll check in again maybe in three to four weeks to see if we've had any movement on Coenny 2012. Actually, we're going to donate that. We're now going to take those $3 donations and buy ourselves a military drone.

And get this multi-million dollar. New Zealand's first military drone? Yeah. Do we have a military drone? Yeah, I'm sure we've got. I mean, have you said Iran's thrown those things around willy-nilly. We should just nab one. They won't even notice it's missing.

Okay, let me see. The text machine flooded for Connie 2012. Yeah, everybody's really doing in. Apparently we've got several military drones. Oh, okay. Fantastic news. We've got one called a scorpion. Could we borrow that?

I've got friends in the New Zealand Army band. I wonder if I could through some sort of... Oh, well, sure, if we need a drumstick, Haley, that'd be fantastic. Maybe we can throw a drumstick or a tambourine. We could tambourine conie out of hiding. I have a bobby brown bronzer that I bought in 2014. I still use it daily. There's a tiny bit left.

Play ZM, Splashworn and Haley. This is the challenge that we have. have set for you, if you can get Jennifer Colage, if you can be the first person to get Jennifer College on the Fletchhorn and Haley Show, we will give you a finest fare of $5,000. Don't be a dick about it. Don't be a dick about it. Don't be a dick about it. Approach with a respect and caution, but she is a legend and we would love to just chat her.

She's a lucid though, like she doesn't do interviews much. But, but, but here was the thing, right? We put this out there not even knowing if Jennifer was still in the country. Now, I cannot give any detail on how we know this yet, but she is still here. And there have been so many messages, and I've seen a few reels and TikToks, they're filming all around, they're basically taken over Thames. Yes. With filming.

But Jace has been down in Queensland a lot. Jase. My boy, Jace. Jason Mamoa. Are we calling him Jace now? I don't think anyone calls him Jace. I've never heard anyone say Jace Ma Moa. Jace Mo.

That's, that's... J. is going to be better than Jaymo. So Jamo's been in Queensland. I know his bands here and they're touring around. They're playing some gigs in Queensland, Lee, Auckland and everything.

And then we've seen Jack Black. Jack Black was driving that caravan and people were filming him and we were like, where's Jennifer? We have that confirmation. Details TBC. But she's here.

She's still here. She's still in the country. So if you see her and you're able to approach and ask and you're able to make it happen, $5,000. $5,000. as our finder's fee.

On FaceTime, on the cell phone, in the studio. However, we just want to talk to her. Do you know what would be so dumb, as if we do this, and then we see her, and we just freeze because she's so cool. Well, would we have to, could we get in a, could we get like a rapid response vehicle and go to her? Yep. Yep.

And when I say rapid ambulance, we could get a police escort. Well, I was just thinking we could go in your ranger and put an orange light on Absolutely, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Do we know anyone with the helicopter? Mike Hoskin. Okay, we'll tottle upstairs, Mike, listen. We'll get the news talk Z'd be Hoscopter.

Hoscopter. Hossopter. Yeah, Heli Hoska. Yeah. And as long as he's not using it. Yeah. Absolutely, great idea. Well, yep.

It's still, we're still on the hunt. $5,000. Yeah, DMS, if you want to make this happen, first person that can do that, gets the $5,000 finder's fee. Play, that ends, flesh-fallen and hailey. Turn to ancient Chinese face reading practices called Mianjiang. I've said that probably quite wrong, and I apologize.

This is a practice that is 4,700 years old. It claims to predict the quality of a husband from facial features that it's broken down into six. Oh, okay. If your face has these six features, yeah. According to ancient Chinese practice, you will be a good husband. Oh, okay.

Now, I'm not going to do you, Fletch, because I know that you're never going to get married. I'm not, I don't want to, no. So I do warn because you have been married. Okay, ouch. It felt out. I have that previously have been married. I was been married.

You was been married? No longer has been. No, yeah. But let's have a look at your facial features to see if you fit these. The qualities of a good husband. Because you guys are always so mean about my face. Say it looks like it doesn't know how to have sex.

Yes, but it's a good looking face. It's just, the fundamentals, give the energy that you don't know how to have sense. I only thing I need to see one of these ancient Chinese face readers to get their ancient opinion. I'm going to do it. Here's some Mianzang from Haley Sprow. Okay.

Part Moldy, none Chinese. Okay. Round eyes. You've got round eyes. Kind of like, rather than like almond or like slim, like rounder eyes. Well, I don't have round eyes, do I? You're very almond. It's a terrible husband.

Bad husband? Bad husband? I'm going to write this down. start keeping score. Who would be the better husband? Fletch or Vaughan? Fletcher Vaughan. Yeah, yeah, great.

So you're more arm and shade? Let me show you. I'm round. Without even, without even, um, looking at the face, I just don't think he'd be a good husband. No, I would have been terrible. There's a whole lot of compromising.

Yeah, morally. Morally, the compromise. Yeah. Shearing. I wouldn't be allowed to go on. Shearing. I wouldn't be allowed to go on holidays to Brazil. Yeah.

That'd have to come and you'd be like, no. No, what are you doing here? He's like, you go an economy. I've got business. Okay, so this is one point for Vaughan, good husband. Yep. Eyes. Okay, the next one.

Thick eyebrows. No. He's got a phantom brows. We've got a Scottish thicky over here on Vaughan. A Scottish thicky. Wait, so, eyebrows. Thick eyebrows. I'm saying, no, no, no, that's not on here.

I'm saying, oh, I'm actually winning here because I've got round eyes and thick eyebrows. You've got some eyebrows. I'm not going to be at anyone's husband. Also, what if someone's in the car right now with their, with their fiancé or boyfriend and... With their thin little, thin little weak eyes. Thin little almond eyes. And their plucked eyebrows.

Yeah, and they're thin, yeah, well... Okay, well... According to ancient Chinese practice. Okay. Okay, the third one. Fleshy nose. He's got a little... You've got a butter nose.

Because you've got that nice sort of bulbous end. And I say that... Oh, no, I say that in a nice way. It's fleshy. It's not pointed. What do I have a flea nose? You've got a fleshy nose. I think you both go for you.

Okay, one h. It's one h. Rather than a pointed or a slim nose. Apparently 3-1 to Vaughn. He's currently looking like a great husband. And yet. Number four. Wait, are we laughing?

Are we laughing? Oh, we're laughing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, yeah. We're laughing and off here, we'll cry. Okay. Fourth one, this is going to be harder. No, not you, Fletch.

Oh, no. Round chin. Well, I'm sorry, I've got a great jaw. You're chiseled and sharp. Yeah. I've got a good jewel line. Is it real? That's the guy.

See the guy hiding it with a bead. You know, but last time I shaved my bed when I shaved my moustache and I just had the moustache ring covered. Yeah, don't you do? But I'd say not a jagged. No, no, it's rounded. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a point to you, my friend.

Okay, I want chin. Okay, here's the last two. Full lips. Oh. You've both got a full lip. Thank you. Fletcher's a fuller. Thank you.

He does have nice lips. He's got juicy. I've got nice lips. juicy lips. Thank you. People are always saying that. But you're not, you're not, you're not, you're not, you're not, Thinvores.

Okay, so you're five for five. These are the six signs, the six facial signs. Six facial features that will, according to ancient traditional Chinese practice, show that you'll be a good husband. Now, I am going to need you both to slip off a headphone and show me your lobes. Oh, actually, I'm very... Large earlobes. Mine hang, mine aren't joined.

You can have a triple piercing. You've got large earlobes too. I've got a thick, nice earlobes. Thick lobes. That's a six for six for Vaughan and a two for six. For Fletch. No, if he's got earlobes, it's three from six. So you're three from six.

So I would make half a good husband and Vaughn would make a really good husband. Yeah. Which is interesting, isn't it? You join the likes of Keanu Reeves, Chris Hemsworth, Ryan Gosling, Harry Stiles, Pedro Pascal, Tom Hiddleston, David Beck and Michael B, Jordan and Adam Driver. As having the good six.

They all have those features, a six to six. Hell of a lust. So there you go, Vaughn Allen Smith. So if you're sitting next to your thin-eyed, thin eyebrows, pointy-nosed husband with a weak chin and thin lips

with no earlobes. You've got a dud on your hands. It's not great news. You've got a dud on your hands. It's not great news. The Z&M's Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fletch forune and Haley. We want to know if you've ever flattered

with someone that went on to become famous or you had a famous flatmate. Like my brother who lived with Michael Murphy. I don't think we're going to beat that. New Zealand Idol 2004 fans. Why are you amazed at that, Georgia? He was my favourite. I wanted him over Ben Lammis.

How dare you? It was weird. It was... When Lundas came out and he did the Lenny Kravitz and the leather pants and it was his game. That was it. I reckon Michael Murphy couldn't. We'd still... We'd be playing him on the radio right now.

If he'd won. I mean, it's New Zealand Music Month, but that's a stretch. Yeah. Yeah. The reason is that the actors that played Luke and Alex on Modern Family... The brother and... The brother and sister, Ariel Winter and Noah Gould, are living together in Los Angeles.

Because she split up with her long-time boyfriend last year, and they just kind of revealed that they're living together now. They're flatmates. Well, they say roomies, don't they? In America, they say roommates. Yeah, when I first heard roommates, I thought I meant people living in the same room. Yeah.

Like, housemates or flatmates is. They don't know what a flat is. They don't know what a flat is. They don't know what a flat is. Flatmates is. Housemates is a bit more universal, though, I think. Yeah. So, yeah, they're living.

together and we want to know have you ever flattered with someone famous? Maybe they became famous after you flattered together. Yeah, like you went to uni with someone and then became a big deal and you're like, actually they're really messy and they stole my lunch out of the fridge. Yeah, they were awful. Yeah, we're happy for some goss. Oh, I'd love to know if they're a pig. If they're a pig?

You know? Yeah, you'd love hearing about someone famous. Well, what about that? Well, what about someone told us about that news reporter that weed into a bottle? Oh, yeah, that was gross. He pissed in the bottle and kept it in his room because he couldn't be able to getting up to go

the toilet in the middle of the night This is someone that tells the news It was a male I won't even run It wasn't a female trying to get it in a bottle

That could be messy Unless you had a funnel Spritzy Yeah Can you bring up my ox cord plays Absolutely Haley She's gonna play

I'm so damn beautiful By Michael Murphy Give him the radio time That George's thinks That he deserves Was this a song 2004 Remember at the end

The final two They released their songs Yeah You never know I'll pray Oh That's lovely You are

Well, if you have flated with someone famous or someone that went on to become famous, 0,800 dials at em is our number. Give us a call and you can text through. Play. Flays, Z-N's. Fletchhorn and Haley. Have you ever had a famous flatmate? Maybe they weren't famous and went on to fame or maybe they were a well-known sports person.

Yeah. When you were flating with them. Yeah. Who knows? Well, the A-Bs all went flatting, didn't they? Oh, yeah. Yeah, people got to live. We asked this on Instagram, too.

Katie replied, saying, I'm working my way through. New Zealand sports people as flatmates. Yeah. Beach volleyball, hockey, cricket players, netball players and a pole volta. Wow. Oh, okay. Yeah.

I feel like there'd be no treats in the fridge, though. Yeah, I was like, just bags of protein. Protein and that's it. Yeah. Big Sandy's messaged. Yeah. I wasn't going to read that just for like legal matter. Legal.

I won't read the second half. I used to live the Nick Minute guy. Yeah. Wow. So big Sandy claims. Yeah, yeah. Some other claims in there too. Wild claims.

Wild claims. I've played with an Olympic swim. Oh yeah. Somebody else said. I almost said no, but then I'll change it to yes because my partner's a New Zealand Olympic athlete and technically we're flattered together. Oh, okay.

You're nice. I used to flat with Maddie McLean. Oh. Maddie the Flattie McLean. Flatty McLean. I like that a lot. Flatty McLean. That works.

Did he pay his rent on time? Was he a muck? No word on that. I don't think he'd be a muck. He's not a muck at all. He's not a muck at all. He's a clean man. I don't think he's a muck.

I live with a famous flatman. I live with the New Zealand musician. It was very popular in the early 2000s, and that's my famous flatmate. Oh, okay. Not saying names. No names. Oh, you know the name.

No, I don't know the name, but I'm just thinking, is it another. Popular in the early 2000s? Savage. Michael Murphy. Flatting with Scribe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, in this message,

and I flattered with Izzy Dag and Zach Guilford. Jesus, that would have been a bloody flat. He said we live like that. We lived like pigs. Yeah, I bet. Someone said they used to flat with YouTube sensation Jamie Curry. Oh.

What's... We look at you. What she was? She was everywhere. Now she's nowhere. Now she's nowhere. Maybe she went to Antarctica. That's right.

She did. She came back. We met her a few... If anybody thinks she just disappeared in Antarctica, she did come back after that. She was lovely. She was lovely. 298,000.

is still on Instagram there. 29 years old, turning 30 later this year. If you've just joined us, we're doing a, yeah, what happened to Jamie Curry update. Her last, oh my God, her last post on that Instagram account was in 2021. So she's retired. She's retired from the socials.

COVID. She's got COVID, she's, I'm over it. She's like, I'm done. We're talking about famous flatmates. Have you had one? My famous flatman is also my landlord. Just the two of us in the house, not naming names, lead singer of a big band.

Oh, okay. Lead singer of a big band. And the landlord. So they'd never be there if they were always touring. Yeah, yeah. Although, unless they're practicing. Oh, yeah, there's not... Sorry, the floor just started rumbling.

Can you feel that? Yeah, I think it's a jackhammer. I couched with a group of boys in a flat in New Plymouth back during the 2011 Rugby World Cup. Also had to help get them into Irish bars in Auckland and after one of the games, turns out one of them became Bodey Barrett. Oh.

Okay. He was Botey Barrett at the time. Yes. Less than no one, Bodie Barrett. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I used to live with Kate Chastain before she went on to be on below deck. Just checking her with below deck. Oh, Shannon's mouth wide open.

Oh, Shannon's excited about that. Right open. Oh, my God. She's one of the most famous. She was the Chief Stu before Aisha. She was notoriously just like no BS. one of the charter guests was being really rude to her so she made him a towel statue

that looked like a rocket ship she said and she got in a lot of trouble. There's a new season coming. Yes. Yeah, I just saw Aisha's reappeared from a social media hiatus. Yes, I'm very excited. My favorite clip of Asia? Cape Chastain.

What does this person maybe? No, I didn't think so. Yeah. But yeah, she's very iconic. Someone said I lived with an all black And they named the All Black, I won't name the All Black. They said it was a real piece of S and an A-hole and he was horrible to a woman. Oh, goodness me.

We can't have that. My husband lived with Hayden Wilde, New Zealand triathlete. Oh, lovely. Always to be running and again, protein shakes, I reckon. The protein shaker would be left on the bench. Yeah. Get a bit smelly. Hayden, put your protein shaker away again.

Oh, it's burping. You go to get some clothes out of the washing machine and it's all like Lycra. Yeah, exactly. Cloppy shoes and all in front of the doorway. I can't have it. I can't be having clip-plopping in the morning down the hall and you're like, shut up. It's too early.

Not for me. The Z& Podcast Network. Is this a sure real? Play ZDN's Flesh, Foran and Haley. It's been a good way. There must be something, I don't know. Are you guys feeling my aura, my energy this week? You're just tired all the time.

No, not that one. Oh, that different aura. Like my like magnetism. Have you guys been struggling with that as men this week? How magnetizing I am? Um, um, um, sorry, just one moment, Haley. Yes. Do you want me to take my headphones off?

No, just look away. You won't be out of here. Okay. I don't know how to deal with this, but what do you normally say to women when they say this? Um. Sorry, just if I could feed into the conversation, you have a private and then I'll tap back out. Okay. I've been asked out on two dates this week between Monday and Wednesday from two different. My ho.

Strangers. Were they blind? Oh, dad. That's a bit mean. Don't say that. We've bullied vaughn for his face, not me. Hey, no, I'm trying to have you out here. That was me.

I will say, between Monday and Wednesday, I've been asked out by two strangers, two men. Right. And it's in the same week that by two other men I got fat shamed online. It's cancelled each other out. Right.

Wait, so now it's even. Yeah, yeah. Someone called me a fat, ugly B word on online, and someone called me a buffalo with a microphone, which just tickled me no end. But to balance it out, Monday night, I was, no, Tuesday night, in the space of 24 hours actually. Asked up by two men.

Tuesday night I did a gig and there was a guy kind of floating around. Yeah. And I was sitting with my friends. He was homeless. Oh my God, I think he might have been actually. Did he have a supermarket trolley? Was he washing people's one screens with a pump-off? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, he was at the theatre. Okay. And then we were outside and he sort of found his way into my group that was hanging out. And was like, do you mind if I join it? I was like, absolutely. You know, I'm a social butterfly. And I mentioned to my friend who was like, why are you out, go home, go home, it's late, you'll run down.

And I said, I've got a really quiet weekend. He just tried to straight away. All that means I can take you up for dinner. I was like, good on you. Oh, that was nice. Smooth. A shot was shot. Yeah, it didn't land.

The shop missed. Right. Like, good on you. Like you say, you've got to take your shots soon. Absolutely. And then yesterday, I was, after we went to see Eddie Isard, I was waiting for my friend, and I was at the bar at a different comedy club.

Oh, so it was dark, darkly lit? One of the most darkly lit comedy clubs in the world. Sorry, just sitting the same. Yeah, set the same. It's about 11pm in the dimly lit comedy bar. Like you almost need your iPhone torch. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I went up to the bar to buy myself a little lindow,

a little small lindow. And a guy came up behind me and he said, can I get that for you? And I said, oh, no, no, I'm all good, I've got it. And he said, well, let me buy you a drink this weekend. Two days. Wow. Again, the shot missed.

Yeah. Shop missed. Because... But I think it's my radio. Love is not dead. And... Are you spoken for this weekend? Are you spoken for this weekend?

Someone behind him was actually buying me the drink. Oh, right. You know what I mean? Oh, okay. Let the man buy your drink this weekend. I have a... Someone else is buying my drinks this week. Someone else is buying my drinks.

And what about the weekend after? He'll probably be there to buy the drinks. And the weekend after? Oh, well, if you want to know, the details. Haleysprawera.com for my tour tickets. But I'm just saying... For the whole story, yeah.

If you're feeling it, shoot your shot. Because I didn't land. No, you've just 100% told the story about denying two people this week. No. This is a lesson of shots should not be shooting. No, no, no, no, it's good practice. I've got a little ego boost. I'm feeling good about myself.

They've had a little practice. They're feeling bad. They're like, what's wrong with me? I couldn't even get... I couldn't even get it. Couldn't even get that. Couldn't even get that. Couldn't even get that.

This mingle that I've listened to for 12 months talking about a whorren. She went out. The Zatem Podcast Network. Play Zat M's Fletch, Vaughan and Haley. Now, here's a little trend that I think is aimed for the girlies, but also that them's daisies and the boysies you think, Vaughn, I love this. I would be so into this. What is it?

Producer Carwin, this is a discovery you've made. Yes. And it's tickled you. I was scrolling on the talk as I do. For content. Because she's younger than us. Yes. We're on the reels.

Yeah. And it shows. We're TikTok. We're TikTok. You'll see this in a week. I can't go on TikTok. My account's been banned because they think I'm posing as someone else. Yourself.

I don't know if that. As Haley Sprout. Is that like flattering or offensive? You know what I mean? Like, is it cute that they think that you are so famous? If I was to pose as someone, I'd choose someone a bit better. You know what I mean? Or at least someone who has a more active TikTok.

Okay. But this girlie went to. online, I don't know where, probably a cheap website that we don't really encourage, and bought a bunch of patches, like sew-on or iron-on patches of activities. And like in New Zealand girl guiding...

Ooh, or scouts? Or scouts in America, or is that here as well? I don't know. We're scouts in New Zealand. I never did that. No, neither. She is, every time she sees her friends, their group of friends get together, they choose an activity, and then once they've completed that,

they get a little patch. Where do they put the patch on their bag? Yeah, like wherever you want. Or you can get a jacket. Or a blanket. A sash or a blanket. A sash or a blanket. Yeah, or go full send, get a sash.

Yeah. Because where did the girl guides get there? Where did the girl guides put theirs? They put it on a sashet. Sashay. Sashay. I, again, didn't do it because... Yeah.

Neither did I. Well, you could put them anywhere. Or you could do fridge magnets. You could get a cute t-shirt and make it your dedicated patch t-shirt. Are we allowed to wear patches, though? Because I know the mungrel mob's not allowed to anymore. Well, no, they banned them, didn't they? Gang patches.

Oh, we're going to get kicked out of pubs for our Girl Scout patches? It's like, oh, we bedazzled a book today and they're like, you're not allowed in here. Get out of my pub, go change that shirt. So it could be anything? Yeah. Like an apparel afternoon? Yes. Okay, great.

But also just, it's like helping people diversify what they do when they're seeing their friends. Instead of getting in that trap of just like, oh, let's go catch up over coffee, and you don't actually create new memories. You earn a badge. You earn a badge. You earn a badge for actually doing an activity, going out and playing Laser Falls or something. Lays. Starting a fire. I would love to start a fire with you, Carlin.

Would you start a fire with me? I've found some, I found on Etsy. That's not safe. Some alternative scouting badges of boys and girls that include home dentistry. Violent revenge. Yep. Cryptozoology badge. Yep.

Your espionage badge. Your money laundering badge. Espionage. Money laundering. I just don't, I don't think I wear that badge proudly. The mob justice badge. No, I think that she's more going for like, Oh, we went to the theatre together.

Oh, cute. Cool, hi. I like the point that you're varying your friend activities. That's nice. I like that. Because you do just end up at the pub a lot. You could do hike ones. Yes.

You could get like specific mountains made. And each time you hike it, you get a little badge. Yeah, it's a good idea. And I could do ones for wines tasted. Whans? Whans. But wineries. Wineries.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get lots of patches from Spotlight. So. Can you get anywhere? And guys, there's a new spotlight in East Auckland just showing off that East Auckland is the superior part of Oakland. Yeah, but West needs it. Yeah, we've got one. We've got Henderson though.

And Henderson, that's so far away. It is a hike down Lincoln run. I'm sorry. Maybe we can pop it in Westgate. If anyone with, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Are you on Spotlight Money? I'm trying to be.

She wishes. She's anything. She would see anybody from spotlights. this thing. She always mentions spotlight. She loves it. Stop trying to get free stuff out of spotlight. She used code shat in for nothing currently but maybe one day. Stop trying to get free

buttons or whatever they sound. The Z&P Podcast Network Play ZDZM's Flesh, Fawnan and Haley. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day, uh, do-d-d-to-do-to-to-do-to-to-do-to-do-to-do-to-do-to-do-do-to-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do

Do do do do do Do. It's a volcano week here at Factor the Day and today we're talking about the longest continually erupting volcano in the world. So it hasn't stopped since it started?

Is it in Central America? No, it's not in Central America. Is it in Japan? Is it in the Ring of Fire? The Asia Pacific. It's not in the Rune of the Pacific. No, it's not in Japan. Is it in Russia?

Go back to we've already been there once this week. Italy, Korea. Recta man. Literally. Strombole. He, yum. I know.

I was like, why does Strombole sound familiar? The villain in Disney's 1940 Pinocchio was called Stomboli. He's a fire eater. That's why they did it. They named him after the volcano. I'm a fire eater. And the stromboli is a rolled pizza sandwich.

Which is also named after it because when they'd roll it, it would squirt hot. hot cheese out the end. Yeah. It's Italian, so they named it's Dronbole. So that's why it sounds familiar. But they call it the lighthouse of the Mediterranean. Yawning? During my infotainment?

Haley made me go out late last night. I didn't get to sleep until 9.30. You are being informed and entertained. This is informed. I'm being entertained. I'm really loving this. No, I genuinely have loved a Volcano Week. Yeah, it's been fantastic.

Is it going to be a grand crescendo tomorrow? Something epic? We should put a, we should put a Mentos in a carmast in a carmast. coat bottle to finish. And do our homemade volcano. Love that. Love that. You'll go, you just have to listen tomorrow to say tomorrow's.

Long tease. On the northern coast of Sicily, there's a small volcanic island. 500 people live on the island of Strombole. And for the last 2,000 years, it's been continuously erupting. It's when it doesn't erupt that the locals get worried. That's what I said the other day, didn't I,

about the, when you're hiking. Yeah, when you're hiking, it's there. Every 10 to 20 minutes without fail, it hurled some incandescent, lava fragments, ash and volcanic bombs, hundreds of metres into the year. Ancient sailors navigated by it at night.

So that's why it was called the lighthouse of the Mediterranean because it was a constant light. Wow. And times before halogen bulbs and stuff. Yeah, yeah. You guys are a constant light in my life. Thank you. Sort of a stromboli of sorts.

I got a couple of stromboli's. Got a couple of strombolies going on over here. So in 1930 was the last serious eruption. It killed six people. Uh-oh. And the island's population Which used to be in the thousands To live to a few hundred

But 500 people still live there And it's been going off continuously for 2,000 years I bet it's a tourist hot spot I bet the tourist flock Great you somebody hot spot by the way Yeah thank you really cleverly Lissette went over my head Yeah

I don't think he even realised he was saying I wish I didn't actually It was I didn't mean to say that I wish I'd erupted in laughter Because I lavered it Yeah Yeah I lavered it

I lavered it No doubt someone's about to message into the studio Been there had great things to say about it Yeah yeah yeah I'm locking it up it's up there 966 if you've been to Strombole Yeah 966966 if you've eaten in a stromboli

Yeah 96696 if you are Strombole The villain from Pinocchio Okay we've had three messages in that I want to read Because they address three things That have happened during this break One the shooting butt pain is called Proctalagia Fujax

That's what I say when it happens to me Oh Prontalagia Fugges Yeah Fletch, just want to remind you that your idea of not enough sleep is still seven hours sleep. Which to the average person is madden. It's not enough.

Look at me, I was struggling, I've made mistakes today. And the third text, Strombole is great. So we've actually just had a response to all three things that happened. Okay, now where were we? It's a condition character as by a sudden. That was good, that was good, eh?

That was really good. I love it that as well. It's so good. No, I was just reusing his. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, why'd you laugh at it more when she said it for the second time? When I'm a comedian, it's the delivery. It was a delivery.

It was a delivery. It's all right. La ha ha. I was thinking about a la ha as well. And I just died. I pulled it off. But I didn't, you know why I didn't? Because of the Tongue and why.

Tongue and why disaster. Which, by the way, Haley was in, weren't you? You drowned, didn't you? I survived, actually. Yeah, yeah. I do a big. You part of not feel all quashed away. No, no, I climb out a hole in the carriage.

You can see my legs. if you watch Home by Christmas. The tongue of white. You see my legs coming out, I survive. Me and my husband both. Anyway, carry on. I really wish you hadn't actually.

It's a bit inappropriate. I apologize. Actually, I think we should carry out. Oh, my God, that was good. That was good. Yes. Wow. Oh, someone just messaged.

Plumbing great from you. Plumbing great from you. What do you mean? Plume. Plume. Plume of Ash. I think it's about time we said See your crater to the list.

Yeah, and we're back. And we're back. Someone said, I've been to Strombole and I watched an eruption at night from a bode. It was amazing. Oh. Oh, darling on a boom.

Someone thinks where you belong in the circus. They're saying you're giving big top energy. I don't think he belongs in a big top circus. Okay. More of a ring of brothers. My God, we are on fire. What is right? The show is firing on all cylinders.

I don't think we should go to a song or an end. I think we should just keep going into the magic face. This is crazy. I don't know. Are you hearing this listener? This is gold. Someone said, you're maga me, you laugh. That's really good.

That's really good. Your mugger me laugh. My mother was born in Stromboli. Oh my gosh. That's amazing. Yeah. It's only 500 people that live there. I'm imagining not many babies are born on Stromboli.

Yeah. And somebody listening to this show. Right now. mother was born on stromboli. Wow. Yeah, okay. Well, now I think we've reached the natural end. Yeah.

Of the break. So I'll say to you. But it was perfect. It was great. I loved it. It was magmifficent. I was trying to leave. I'll give you a second shot at that one.

I feel like you just need to take another run at it. Okay. I mean, I don't know, guys. Megmethicism. I love you guys so much. I love you. No, you can't use that. Okay.

I love it. I love you guys. you guys. So, so much. I hope you volcano know how much I love you. Stop at you. You blow my top.

Oh, that's why he's got big top energy. So today's Fact of the Day is the longest continuously erupting. Volcano is a little island off the coast of Sicily called Stromboli.

Fact of the Day, day, day, day, day, day. Do do do do do. The ZDood, Dede, Dede, Dede, Dede, Dede, Dede, do, do, do. The ZD.M. Podcast Network. What's going on? ZD.M's Fletch, Vaughn and Haley.

We want to know now if you've either anonymously called in or send a message, and it was tipping someone off about something. Well, this is very topical as well, because everyone's watching that, should I marry this murderer thing on Netflix, that I've just finished watching. It was amazing. What's it called? Should I marry a murderer?

We go to our true crime girlie. Of course, should I marry a murderer? A murderer. It was so good. It's on my list. Everyone's talking about this. So good. I won't spoil it, but it's set in beautiful Scottish Highlands.

So what is it? There's a tip-off, an anonymous tip-off. Yeah, so like to sum it up and this isn't a spoiler at all, this girl falls in love with a guy. And once they're kind of locked in dating, she's like, yeah, we're in love. And he says, cool, just so you know I've killed a person. Yeah. And she's got to decide what she does with that.

Oh wow. Okay, so that's the ultimate like tip-off. Three episodes, it's fantastic. I started dating someone and turns out he's murdered someone. I want you to like... Wait, like, did he like, whoopsie? Just watch it. Just watch it. Just watch it. So the reason we talk about this is because this is Radio New Zealand reporting this.

A senior public servant was replaced as acting chief executive of a government organization following anonymous tip-off revelations that she used cocaine once a number of years prior to starting the job. So someone like knucked on her and was like... Because she used coke once, how long ago? When she wasn't in the role? It doesn't say, yeah. That's I feel like...

No off. It's like... You've pissed someone off, eh? You've pissed someone off there. Everyone's had a, got a past, whether it's that or something else. I mean, look for God's so stupid, isn't it? So I don't know, there's like the crime stoppers hotline. There's people that find out their partner's cheating or someone's partner's cheating and they send an anonymous text as a little tip off.

Or you could benefit. fit fraud, you could call the IRD and say someone's double-dpping, not declaring income or something. You've taken screenshots of something. Maybe my mum kind of did this, blow the whistle on that guy that was messaging me and my mum took screenshots, showed her mother. Yeah, someone's claiming

like a sickness benefit and they're working. People call the 0-800 line. Someone messaged in now, there was a lady on Facebook commenting some really awful things about a person with a disability and using terrible language about it. So she had her workplace listed on her

Facebook profile. I sent screenshots of the terrible things she was saying about this person with a little, hey, this is who you've employed. Oh. And what happened? I don't know. They were working in a daycare center. You're sort of like if someone here is making fun of someone with disabilities, I think you should know about it. You should. Okay, this is what we want to know this morning. Oh wait, I know we're starting to get some juicy messages in. 0800 dials at M. You can call in text through 9-696. Have you ever made an anonymous tip-off? Fletch, when you brought this forward to the grope, I thought, we're not probably going to get a lot out of this.

No, we're a nation of snitchers. It's... We are. We'd be getting some stitches out here. I don't even know where we start. Okay, Anonymous, let's go to you. Anonymous. You found something outside your house.

Hey, how we doing? Yeah, we're good. Okay, and so what happened? So I was actually taking my son for a walk. He was not quite a year old, and I, guys... kind of flew past us on a dirt bike and he took off around the corner and as I went to go walk up my driveway I noticed like a little

bag laying on the ground like in the middle of my driveway up by the road and I picked it up and it was full of like white powder and rocks. Right. And figured out that it was actually meth. Oh God. Meth rocks. Right.

No meth doesn't rock actually. I'll say meth sucks. No, definitely does not. My heart was rocking though. I bet. I went up and hit around the back of my house for a bit, and I could hear the motorbike, like flying up and down the string around. Oh, looking for their meth rocks.

Figured out that he dropped it and was like trying to find it. So I rang the police like then and there. Is it 105? Yeah, yeah, the not emergency. say. Oh, I would have rung 1-1-1-1, because you could hear him. I was tempted too, but I didn't want the police to, like, pull up my driveway or anything. Yeah, not my house.

So I basically hid in my backyard for like an hour and a half. Gumbed in the car and went to the police station and then handed it in. And I said to the guy, like, what's, you know, it was about the size of, like, a deck of cars. Yeah, okay. It's a big, big me. He's a guy like, what's this worth, man? And he said it's about $40,000 to $50,000. Jesus.

I mean, not that you were going to sell that. Man, I'm going to get into meth. That sounds amazing money. Yeah, I'm standing in the police station with it, like, freaking out a bit. Yeah. Like, what's going to happen, you know? And a few days later, there was a raid at the house where I knew the guy looked. Yeah.

I haven't seen him for a couple of years now. Oh, wow. So he's locked up. He's inside somewhere, yeah. Yeah. Fuck crime. That's crazy. And all because of an anonymous tip-off.

Love it. From anonymous. That's a great story. Have we done a quarter of the week this week? I can't even remember. I can't even remember. I can't even remember. Let's just do it again.

Let's give you a caller of the week. Thanks to Chemis Home of the Biggest Brands Liles Price. We'll give you a little Chemist Warehouse Prize back. Anonymous. Awesome. There you go. It'll be the nicest smelling gnarc out there. I just love the idea of him in his backguard holding a bag of mess like,

I know. I were the one-year-old and one arm and a meant bag on the other. Elise, when did you send an anonymous tip off? Hi. Sorry about that bell. I just dropped myself off. That's all right. So I, back in like 2016, 2016, 2016, I met

with this man on Tinder. And he was really up front. He was like, I've got a girlfriend. I basically just want someone who'll, you know, come around to my house when she's not here. And just have the, you know, the... Adult fun time, yes. Yeah, the adult fun time.

So me and my best friend, we looked him up on Facebook and we, like, as my husband's book, but we went on his girlfriend's page, and it was only her friends can message her. So then we did a bit of, like, we did a little bit of Facebook stalking. found one of her best mate. Yeah, and we messaged her and sent her

like all these screenshots. They broke up. And it was really sad, though, because they'd been together for years and she had no idea. It was like a completely blind side of it. Oh, no. But you know what she has to know? Especially if they've been together for years.

Yeah, so they like broke up immediately. Like immediately we went and checked and his thing said like single. But then it was funny. So he actually started messaging me again on Tinder, but it wasn't like to still want something. He was just angry and he was saying, oh, you only told her

because you couldn't be the main girl. Oh, yeah. I've done nothing wrong. It's you. Oh, that's, yeah. Literally, literally. I think you saved that. It was like, you ruined something good just because you couldn't be the main girl.

No, you ruined something good. You do. I think you saved her a lot of times. Yeah, you did. thankful for it looking back, I'm sure. Elise, thank you so much for sharing. So many messages. There's so many. I rung the cops on my sister-in-law

because she burned her own house down to get insurance money. Far out! Girl, I worked with once left dramatically, then demanded all of her pay, holidays, everything, even went to an employment dispute company. We knew she was also self-employed. So we put the IRD message through. Month later, she was selling many things to cover the IRD bill, because

she hadn't been paying her taxes. Lots of people dobbing in benefit fraud. Lots of people Well that's not somebody said I dobed in my ex because him and his brother were living in a house But they

His brother was getting Cheap rent through housing New Zealand Under the proviso That it was only him living there Yeah But so they were both living there I said well why should they get it easy

When everybody else is struggling And get by Exactly My ex could afford $12 a week child support Because he wasn't working But he wanted to take our son For a week long trip to Australia

Turns that he was doing cashies Oh yeah The I are They love talking to him about that. Someone says I work in a bar and I called the cops on a guy who was on his way to drive an 18-wheeler truck. He'd had like eight Jack and Jack Daniels and a few jugs. The cops were waiting for him. Yeah, good.

That's good on you. 18-wheeler and you've had that many drinks. Good. Keep your text coming in. 9-696-0-800-Diles at M. Whenever you've done an anonymous tip-off, we want to know this morning when you've made an anonymous tip-off. Where to even start? This is crazy.

I texted to the police about my daughter's ex-boyfriend's car. being parked on the road for months outside his situation ship's house near my work. It was unregistered, unwarranted, bits falling off onto the road. It got stick it in towed away. Wanted to cause him some stress after all the stress he put our family through, treating my daughter like that. Yeah, good. And being a useless baby daddy.

Yeah, good. Well, guys, I have a good one, my ex. While we were together, got a loan for $20,000 for a vehicle. We broke up and he had the vehicle for about a year. He also found out through DNA. He had a nine-year-old daughter. and left me to go to be with the family. Time passes. I get a letter from Baycorp.

Uh-oh. He owes $20,000 so I called them and told them his new address and his work. I hope the new family's going good, babes. Oh, wow. I called the cops on my neighbours when I was 14 because he pulled a shotgun out and was threatening someone. And then watched the armed offenders sneak up on him, jump on him, and arrest them. And they were evicted shortly after. Well, that's good.

We got raided after my jealous sister dogged us in for selling weed. That's someone on the other end of the dog. You've been dobed on. Yeah. My daughter told her on a friend for cheating in a French test. It was an online test and the girl was using Google Translate. My daughter's very competitive and she's one of the best in her class at French. She did not like the other girl getting ready.

Suck, crap. Bleh. Um. Hmm. There's a few full-on ones. I also love that someone said, I had work on in the morning on Saturday morning and my flatmates were partying, so I called noise control from the room next door. I've done that before.

Yeah, it's good. I've done that before. Called noise control in your own party? Yeah, I knocked on someone just the other day for lighting up and smoking their Hello Kitty bong while driving in the lane next to me. Cute bong, but don't do that way you're driving place. No, yeah. I bummed into an ex a few years ago and he offered me a nude massage.

Kate. I saw it. I do some pleasantries beforehand. Hello, loved it to see you, haven't seen you for a while, looking well. Can I rob your proper? Has he got a table with the hole in it for your head? I hope so. Because I don't like having my head up cramed like that.

No, no, you want to go face down, but you don't want to go face down on an ordinary mattress or couch because you're smothering yourself, aren't you? Yeah, it's horrible. Turn your head like that. It's like twisted. Yeah. And I said to him, I thought you were married.

And he said, no, even as Facebook said he was. So I said, I'm not today, thank you. God demand. When he left, I mean. message his wife and I said have you guys split up because I just got offered a nude message and then she didn't reply

but he messaged saying leave my family alone and don't message me again leave me alone and see well you're the one I wanted to rub my naked body yeah you're harassing me you're actually harassing me mate that's how harassment works

um there's like there's a lot of juice in here yeah there's a lot of juice but a lot of people just want you know goodness one rule for everybody yeah exactly Play ZDM's Fletchhorn and Haley.

Today's silly little pole. How many alarms do you set for an average workday? I thought of this because I set minimum four. And yet this morning slept through all of them. So through all of them. We had a late night last night, didn't we? And I did that thing where the first one went off, and so I put my phone in my hand and I clipped to the side, turn it off.

And then the phone was in the hand, so every day. every time the next one when I just did that and it's off. Do you know what I mean? It's too quick. That's naughty. You set one alarm and you get the... No. Oh, hey.

I'm sorry, you get up. Some of us don't have healthy routines. No. I have always needed multiple, even before I did these hours. I just need to be like lightly shocked. Okay, there's nothing worse than hearing a flatmate or someone in the house go through eight alarms. Nothing worse than a partner who wakes up before. You know what?

I know. I know. And set eight alarms. When we took some time off and, you know, over Easter. We should do that again. I reckon we should definitely. Should we do that again? The place I stayed had a clock radio beside the bed.

I set it to wake up to the radio. Yeah, a lot of people do it. And good morning. It was good morning to our clock radio listeners. Yeah. Oh, that's great. I loved it. Because I've got an Alexa alarm clock because of the how I treat my phone.

Well, you can say play ZM on that. Could I? Yeah, you can. Yeah, you can. Get that a ding, I reckon. I've just heard a beautiful KP. beautiful KPI that one Haley, thank you. We had a KPI meeting this week and I'm just...

You've got KPI on the brain. Well, how many alarms are you set on average for your average workday? One, two, three to five or more than six. One, 55% of people set one alarm. Yeah, good, get up. 25% of people set two alarms. 17% set between three and five. Yeah, that's your early rises.

Three percent of people set more than six. Those are people we call useless. That's crazy. We know those people. I am those people. Date says one alarm, but I always hit snows at least five times. Yeah. That's sneaky.

Here's an idea. Get that whole 15 minutes you spend, pressing snows and waking yourself up and just sleep until that moment. Sleep solidly. I know. That's the thing. That's like, that's not quality sleep with snows. It's torture. No, it's not.

It's slow torture. Rebecca said, I have two alarms set. 545 and 550 because I get up and go for a walk with my friend at 6 a.m. 6 a.m and I'm very paranoid. I'll sleep through it and she'll be waiting outside my house in the cold. I'll say that's a beautiful way to start the day. A walk with the friend. Yeah, that's gorgeous.

How lovely, you're right. How lovely is a walk with a friend to start the day? Should we meet up at 3 a.m.? No, absolutely not. We could drive into town and, you know, meet Fletch. Lydia said, I never set an alarm. My dog boops my nose at 7.30 a.m. every morning to wake up. And then I don't get up until 9 or 10.

If I trusted my cat to wake me up, it would be, when did he come in? 3 o'clock came in this morning. Flops on the face. I hate that. What's his biscuits? What time do you think this is, bro? Hate that. Kate said, none.

I have a cute 2-year-old alarm clock. I grew myself that wakes me up before the crack of dawn. You made that? Yeah. And soon you'll have to wake them up and they won't want to get out of bed. Get up. One alarm, but I hit snoots for at least half an hour, says Lauren. Lots of snoozes.

Lou said four, because waking up as hard and bed is the one. I used to wake up immediately as my alarm went off at 5 for a 10K run before work, but that was when I was in my 20s and not quite so beaten down by the world. Oh, that's so good. You're in your 30s now and you're like, yeah, life sucks. Yeah, life sucks, man. Who's doing a 10K at 6 a.m? I'm sore now too.

Everything hurts. My phone alarm goes off and I listen to my genuine friends. Oh, that's us. Good morning. I'm chatting to wake me up. Brian said, I use my Alexa, my alarm clock and have five alarms on my phone. I have the hardest time waking up. Also, I was late today even though I set all those alarms.

All those alarms. So for today's Solittle poll, we said to you, how many alarms do you set for an average workday? 55% of you only set one. Play ZM's flesh, for it and Haley. I've got a friend whose parents built themselves a pizza oven. Sorry, you're not allowed friendships outside of this room. I'm sorry. It's Callum.

That makes me. It's Callum. Okay. Okay. One of the OGs. He's been around for a while. He's been around for a while. So his folks built one of those,

I've always wanted to do it, but I'm scared to bugger it up, where you put the Swiss ball and then you do the thing over it and then you put the bricks. You just don't need to build one anymore. You can buy those really nice out. Oh, that nice.

They're not the Yonis. I don't think it's called a Yoni. It is. It's a Pizzi Yoni. That's just another word for, Far China. It's the pizza, those gas-powered pizza ovens. Yeah, they're called Yoni ovens.

Are they? Don't talk about my Yoni oven. I think they're called Yoni. O-O-O-N-I. Yoni is very much a holistic term for a vagina. Yes, it is. So those are the little stainless steel gas-powered ones, right? Or you can use wood pallets or whatever.

Now, Dr. Shawnee's got one of those, eh? They're really good. You just hook them up to the gas barbecue bottle. I think I'd quite like that. But I do love the lock of the outside built one. The big ones and you start the fire and the cider's the whole start. You build one for yourself as practice and then build me one once it's perfected. Okay. It's a lot of fath in because you've got to clean it and get the temperature

right. Yeah. And the amount of times I eat pizza a year. Yeah. It sort of feels like a lot. No, but that's the thing. They don't just cook pizza in it. They've worked out. You can cook basically anything you can cook in an oven or on a barbecue. Yeah. You can cook in the outside pizza oven. Like they'll cook steaks on it. Oh. And sausages and all sorts of things. Yeah. So this is kind of catching on online. This woman who does a whole of recipes is like now I'm cooking everything in pizza. dough, regardless of what it is when I use the outdoor pizza over it. Are you talking about the sausage? The hot dogs. I saw this. Oh my God, I saw

this. So she kind of puts the hot dog uncooked in the pizza dough and folds it around a little bit like a hot dog and puts it in. Yeah. And it cooks the sausage and the pizza and the same time so you're getting like a hot dog pizza. I saw that. It's like raw sauce, raw dough, right? And then she like curled it up and it was all crunchy sauce. Yeah, this looks good. I saw this. Yeah. And then like put it all nice, like fresh toppings on top, like your sauces into you. I think she put a little pickle or something like that. It made me think, you know, why have we been sleeping on? I will say, however, though, I did recently do those Big Mac tacos

where you smash the mints into the... The raw mints onto the taco. Oh, yeah. Hello. And then you make it real thin and you cook it and then flip it and it cooks it. That was really good. Yeah, I haven't made those. I've seen a lot of those.

People making like kebab-style ones as well, like a lamb mince. Yes. And they're putting a bit of... Tz-tzecki. So now we're just going to... Are we just going to be thumbing things into some raw dough? Because now I'm like, could you go raw dough, banana, Natella,

caramel. But they're not cooking the bun in this oven, are they? Yeah. Yes. I thought it was, it's pizza dough. Yeah. Right. I thought they were just putting in a, like a hook, no, no, like a bun.

Sausage bun. No, no, no, no. A pre-made bun. Get like, you know your pizza dough like you would, but you don't stretch it as much, you make it smaller. Right. Raw dough, raw sauce into the thing and it all puffs up around the sauce. Yeah, okay.

Yeah. The sauce look juicy. The sauce is that little saucy where the fat liquefries and that gets too much pressure and has a little... Well, wherever there's fat, it's going to be delicious. Yeah. And sausages, I think... All round. They've got to be 30% fat.

Yeah, oh, gone, yeah. Otherwise, they get a bit dry. Don't get healthy sausages. They get dry. If you're having a sausage, we're gone fat. Yeah. That would be our tip. That would actually be one of our key phrases in life.

If you're going to have a sausage, make it a fat one. Make it a fat one. No, we're not doing a Shannon's hacks. You don't need to put on the track for this. And we don't need to roast her. We don't need to roast her because I believe this is a Shannon's technique. Now, Shannon, why do you want to... Is that an offshoot of Shannon's hacks?

That's Shannon after dark. It doesn't flow as well as Shannon's hacks for a jingle. But why are you distancing this from a hack and making it more of a technique? Well, I think it's just like a mental strategy, therefore not a hack. But it's something I've actually started implementing in my real life. Okay. It's this little technique I've seen online

if you struggle with over consumption. If you're a big shopper, I've been using this for food shopping as opposed to clothes shopping. But it started off as a clothes shopping hack. And what this girl did is she would fill her cart up. She was thrifting, like op shopping. Oh yeah.

She would fill her cart up with so many things and then, you know, get to the checkout and just buy it all. What she started doing is just before getting to the checkout, she would close her eyes and then go, okay let's remember every single item in the cart we've got the blue shirt this pants this this this holiday for two the teddy beer

the mixer the knife and fork set it's a very game show yeah and then every single item she couldn't remember she's like well I clearly it didn't have enough of an impression on me I can't buy it and I've started doing this with food chopping because I'm a bit of a window food shopper yeah chuck that in chuck that in I'm like oh how good does like a

fruit roll up sound you know but like I don't like I don't need them You were just when they're on sale and when they're turbo booster, they sometimes get them. But you're not a baby. We can't be having fruit roll-ups. But you know what? They've just started doing ones that give you tongue tattoos.

Yeah. What? What? Yeah. We're getting fruit roll-ups. But you know, like, I don't need them. Wait a minute. No, you just can't say they've invented a fruit rollout that gives you tongue tattoos.

Not invented. It's bad. It's bad. I don't remember them. Okay, well, we're 20 years apart, hon. Excuse me. I wear fruit roll-ups. Wait, so what do I

Google to see what these look like? Yeah, just look up for roll-ups, tattoo or something. It was in the early 2000s. Oh, yeah, okay. I do remember these now. And you can get a cat. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like a hello kitty cat. Oh, yeah. Wait, so you'd open the roll-up and put it on your tongue. Yeah, and then you'd get a little tattoo for a bit. And then it would be like... How long would it last? Bad air. Not like a lunch break, maybe.

Yeah. Wow. It's wild. So now when I'm... I'm food shopping, I'll be like, okay, let's get the tattoo fruit roll-ups, the chicken breast, and then, like, you just remember. And then, yeah, I'll find myself being like, well, I clearly didn't need something if I can't remember it.

That's really good. It's a real shame you didn't do that as a hack, because I would have given that five stars. Are you effing seriously? Actually, a really good money-saving hack, too. And if that was a Shannon's hat, what would you have given it? Five. Yeah, probably five. But, I mean, it's not a hack.

So it gets no star rating. Could you do this with online shopping? She's stressed out that she's missed out on a great hack here. Yeah, I think I'm going to keep... Online shopping, like when you know, I do that, ad car, ad car, add to car, add to car, and then before you go view cart, just go, okay, and try to remember it, close your eyes,

try to remember it, get to the car and delete everything you forgot about. Yeah, a lot of girls are doing it with Sheehan orders. I know a lot of people struggle with overconsumption. Well, that's the point. Buy quality by once. But yeah, this is a great hack. Okay, well, from now on, I'm going to deem this a five-star hack, and we're going to get the roll-up to the show.

Shannon, this is a technique. You said it. Let's go get some fruit roll-ups, though. Actually, yeah, let's get some. Show fruit roll-ups. The ZRN podcast network. Japan has released... Arrogato, gozaimus.

Japan has released stats. Startling stats. Startling populations, always population stats out of Japan. Because they're so worried. Oh, yeah, they've got a... They just don't have the replacement, do they? Because they've got an aging population because they live so much better than we do.

An Asian population. Yeah, they... No, aging, aging and Asian. And an aging Asian population. Because they have such better diets than us. They're living so much longer and then they're not replacing them. But also they work so hard and, you know, they find it very hard to meet and they're just not having the babies. They're not making the population.

Japan's been doing those incentives, eh? They'll give you a bit of cash if you pop one out. Or just like if you meet someone on Tinder, we'll give you a couple of thousand. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Connie's off, guys. Connie's off. So with a population of 123 million in Japan, the children under 15 make up 13.7 million.

Okay. Of that. Now, cats, they've got 9 million cats. Dogs, 6.8 million dogs. Meaning, they have 5.9 million cats and dog pets and 13.7 million children. For the first time, they believe, in Japan's history. Pets outnumbered children.

This is a startling fact. Yeah, because it's another one that's. Their fertility rates low and they've got a high, most of their population's, you know, over 60. Yeah. Well, it's because people want cats and dogs more than kids. And also Japanese cats are cute. Yeah, they are.

They're real fluffy. Oh, they're so cute. So 1.16 pets per child. What do you think New Zealand's rocking? Do you know? Yep. Oh, good boy. How many pets do we have?

2.2 pets per child. So we've got more pets than children. We've had, apparently New Zealand's had it forever. But you've got lots of pets. Do you count your like livestock as pets? So this is this just around the cats and dog numbers. We've got 1.6 million cats apparently. 830,000 dogs, meaning we've got 2.09 million cats and dogs.

And only 945,000 children under 15. That's your leafletch. We've stuffed up those numbers. Not having the kids. Yeah, but we've got the cats. But we've got the cats. And that's what's more important. Because you've got two kids, but two dogs and a cat.

Yes. So we're all contributing to this. To this outweighing of pets to children ratio. Also, it's what couples do before they have kids. You've got to get the dog or the cat. Practice, yeah. To practice, you know. And then you have kids, and then you stop caring about the dogs so much.

And then the dogs get that old weepy eye thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you can't let your kids have gunky pink eyes. Yeah, they get a bit ghosty in the eye. An arthritic. Yeah, yeah, arthritic. They slow down. They can't look at you because you're not giving them any attention.

They pack the shirts. Yeah, yeah. So what are they doing? What are they doing about this? What are they just saying? It's another example of like They're declining. Japan's declining young population.

So their fertility rate is 1.14 and ours is 1.5.6. So we're actually not that much better off than Japan. But we're living. Do you know what I mean? We're living out of having kids. But we be out here living. We're living.

We live in. Oh. Who did tummy girls? Yeah, that was my tum-tum. That was my tun-tum-tum-tum. Hey guys, I reckon. that was the most fun I've ever had on a show? Not for me, Vaughn.

Oh, no, we're even close. Now we're even close. You haven't been here long, have you? No, I haven't. Well, if you were listening and you had fun, won't you give us a little review and a rating? Play ZM's Fletchhorn and Haley.