ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 22nd November 2023

Episode Date: November 21, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. The Fleshpawn and Hayley Big Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Thank you, Sam. Good morning. Welcome to the show. Fleshpawn and Hayley minus Vaughn, who's on a Disney cruise, and minus Hayley, who is still sick. And so it's just me. Hello.

And Georgia. I love that this was a joke yesterday, but it's actually happened. I know. I'm literally the last. I don't even know how I am still 100% feeling great. I had a friend staying all weekend that had COVID. We found out on Sunday night. So he left you a present of COVID.

Left me a present of COVID all through my house, but I haven't got it yet. Touch wood. Went to two concerts. And you went to two of them that most people have come back from with a wee bit of COVID sucking them. And the COVID levels are the highest they've been all year. Well, who knows? Fletch, you could get it from me after going to Post Malone last night.

Yeah, and there's a lot of flu going around as well, which I think is what Hayley and Producer Jared have got because Producer Jared's away. Post Malone last night. Yeah, and there's a lot of flu going around as well, which I think is what Hayley and Producer Jared have got because Producer Jared's away. Post Malone last night, how was it? It was so good. I've got to say, though, for a Post Malone crowd, mellow. Like, there was a lot of smoke in the air. Oh, right, yeah, right.

But at the same time, everyone was chill. Like, there was no fights breaking out like I thought there would be. Bangers? Were there bangers? Bangers, but cut short because he did, like, he did, like, a medley of them. Oh, no. I don't, I'm not about medleys. No, neither. I want to hear the whole... Especially if it's one of your favourite songs

and it's, like, 30 seconds. It's like, come on, just play the whole song. I get it for, like, Friday's Live the other week when we got a medley of Destiny's Child. That was amazing because they're not there. Destiny's Child weren't there. And we only had 15 minutes of Kelly Rollins anyway. Those medleys were amazing.

But when it's your song and it's, yeah, play the whole song. But then, I mean, he's got so many songs, it'd be hard to play all of them, right? I tell you what, though. The dude rocks around in some leopard print pants, leopard bow, and he looks, I'll say it, he looks hot. Right, and good performance? Good performance. He screams a lot, but he's great. I'm surprised he had a voice left after Danny Doolins,

because he was spotted at... Never have I ever wanted to be at Danny Doolins on a Sunday other than this one just being. The one time you don't go on a Sunday, yeah. I know, should know it's hospital night. There's an international incident unfolding between us and Australia. A granny who was going to Brisbane. Now, this happened a while ago, but she's kind of flagged this just to be like,

hey, look, this could happen to anyone. It could? Oh, no, I know friends that have accidentally left like a banana in their bag or an apple coming into New Zealand. $400. Just really? Just like that. But so in Brisbane, she was found with a chicken sandwich, a meat sandwich,

and she was fined $3,700. Sorry, $3,300. Still, it's anything in the thousands. That is ridiculous. That's a $3,300. Still, it's anything in the thousands. That is ridiculous. That's a $3,000 sandwich. That's insane. What would that be in New Zealand? What, $400 for any kind of food or just for meat and poultry?

Well, I... Yeah, but is it per item? Like if you have two apples, it's $800? Or like if you have a bunch of grapes, it's like $10,000? I don't know if it's per grape. It would be a bunch, right? It'd be a bunch, right? That's actually insane.

So apparently the issue is that it's meat and you need an importing license to import meat. But I would have thought that would have just been like New Zealand, like a $400 fine. But it's no, it's $3,000. So I think all up it was $3,700. But it was also probably some manky squished up sandwich in the bottom of a bag that's not going to do any harm.

And this poor granny, would you if it was your granny, would you pay the fine for it? Both my, all of my grandparents are dead. Thanks for bringing that up. Yeah, and I'm so sorry actually. That was a touchy subject. I don't want to talk about it. I mean, I guess that's the thing. They were like, this couple, one of them, their pension is,

but I think it was just her on the trip. The husband was like, just pay it. And I think, yeah, they only had 28 days to kind of flag it. And so they're too late now. They've had to pay it. And I think there might have been a little fee on top, which hints why it's $3,700. Well, didn't she try and argue the fact

that she's a little bit forgetful sometimes? Because there was half a muffin in the bag, too. Yeah. I mean, look, this is what happens when you get old. But yeah, like I say, I've had friends that have forgotten, like in their 20s and 30s, that have just forgotten they've got an apple or something. When you've gone to the airport,

have you ever gone and had to declare anything? I will. I mean, it's annoying because the declare line is always full. Like, it's always the biggest line. So it's always tempting to be like, no, but then if you get caught with, I don't know, a scuba mask that you've worn. And then it's got all sandy. Or hiking boots that have like a tiny bit of dirt on them or something.

But I'll always just declare just to be safe. Because you don't want to fall out like a, it could be a massive fine. Well, this is the thing. That's what, like, I mean, I don't mean to bring the Louis up,

but this is what happened to me when I got my Louis. I had to, you spend a certain amount of money and you've got to go on the declare line. It felt great though

because it wasn't for anything like food. So I was like. So what, you went up to the man and you said, I've brought a really expensive handbag. And I was like,

do you want me to show you? And I actually had it pre-prepared out of the bag ready to be like, see, it's in the box and everything. Like, have you ever seen one of these? And what did he say? Just go through. He's like, oh, you're sweet. Like, he didn't get fazed like I was. I was actually really excited to show it off.

But would you have had to pay like extra money, like tax or something? I think because it's the amount of like the expense you're bringing into the country. Oh, sure. Do you just take it out of the bank and say you got it in Thailand for $10? I don't want people thinking it's a fakie, Fletch. If you're going to spend the money... Also, I didn't get a glass of champagne with it, so I'm going to laugh it off as much as I can.

She's from Rich Christchurch Money, people. She's from Rich Christchurch Money. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Yummy, yummy, yummy. In my tummy. It's so rich and good. Yummy, yummy. A segment of the show where we take a look at new food items, trends.

And this has popped up in the UK with Cadbury revealing a new chocolate bar launching in the UK. And it is a cream egg. You know the cream egg, but it a new chocolate bar launching in the UK and it is a cream egg. You know the cream egg but it's a chocolate bar. Which is about time because they've got smaller in the egg size so you always want more. They've changed over the years

haven't they? They have. So it will be a 123 gram bar of classic dairy milk chocolate. And it'll be stuffed with the gooey cream eggs. So it'll be like getting a peppermint bar or any of those filling. Yeah, I'm into it. How big's 123 grams?

That's like... Is that like the one that you get in the fundraiser? Is it the fundraiser size? Yes, it's like a fundraiser size. Because there's a picture here down the bottom. So yum! Oh, see these things. I'm all about this. Is it the fundraiser size? Yes, it's like a fundraiser size because there's a picture here down the bottom. So, yum. Oh, see these things. I'm all about this.

Imagine if that was a fundraiser size, though, because you would, like, and you got it as a fundraiser at your school. Dead sell. Dead sell. I'd be buying the whole box like I did at high school. So, people are saying in the UK this will be out on just after Christmas. They reckon a Boxing Day release. Is that right? Because you've got to wait until Christmas is done.

And then sell the Easter stuff. So, yeah, no word if it will launch in New Zealand. But, I mean, we get the cream eggs here. We love chocolate. I don't know if you've seen the supermarket. It's 42% chocolate. Is it actually? It just feels like it's a lot of chocolate.

Well, because every aisle you turn down, they've got them hanging on some sort of pole. Yes. I feel like if they're going to do it in a cream egg, do you reckon we're going to get the extras, like the white chocolate fletch you'd be down with this? That white chocolate cream egg that they got rid of. But imagine if they brought that back.

Yeah, I'd be all about that. Oh. Well, out in the UK, so if you've got friends there for Christmas or you have family visiting for Christmas, get them to just stuff a couple back and then when they're at the airport, declare it. Yeah, because you don't want to get yourself

a $400 fine per square, by the way. Play. ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Look, there's a trend going on on TikTok right now where it's confessions of what's left behind when you lose a loved one, right? And when you think of it, you're like, man, that's pretty dark.

Like, this is, you know, sad stories or that kind of jazz. It is not. In fact, it's everything but. Like, I was in tears watching these two girls who have lost their mum look at the bright side of what's been actually left behind when their mum passed. So things like this. I didn't know that I needed to get my own insurance.

A car insurance. She drove an unregistered car. Not an unregistered, an uninsured car for months. An uninsured car for seven months, and then suspended your license plate. So they're revealing things like I had to go and suspend your registration and I had to go and sort out all of this admin that you've left behind in life. Yeah, she didn't leave them prepared, did she?

Nah, and it's so funny the amount of videos. I know people have been doing it for their best friends, they've been doing it for their partners that they've lost. Kind of updating them on what's been happening and, yeah. Like, I think with this boyfriend one, they're like, oh, look, the engagement ring you got me, I lost it. There's people commenting, being like, confession to my dead mum, you look at your funeral accident, you took anti-anxiety pills

and I couldn't cry. I was laughing the whole time. Like, there's just some real funny ones coming through and it's the best way to kind of take a bad situation and make it light. Well, you've got to laugh, right? Or you cry? Well, you do cry. I can't think of anything I'd really find.

To be fair, it'd all be admin. If Hayne passed away, my partner Hayne, I wouldn't even know where to begin because I don't know. Is he in charge of all the admin? Literally everything. Oh, God, yeah, you'd be screwed. Even to the point where we pay each other like an allowance each week

and I'm like oh. You get an allowance? How much is your allowance? I like 12. It's enough. It's like pocket money. Do you get pocket money? Well enough for like you know go out for dinners and lunches and stuff. Coffees? Coffees. We're going to do coffees soon. Is that part of your allowance? Well that would be part of my allowance. Well how much is your allowance?

Are you allowed to say? Oh, it's like for the weekend, it's probably like 300 bucks. And then we get one each though. Right. And then that's the only money you're allowed to spend each week. On fun things. On fun things.

Yeah, and then the rest, what I'll do though is I'll be like, if I've got to pay for parking, I'll be like, oh babe, can you transfer more? He's like, you can go on and transfer more for your parking. I'm like, yeah,

but if he actually knows this is for more coffees. Oh my God, yeah. Okay. But yeah, so if he died, I actually don't know where to begin. You wouldn't get your allowance. You wouldn't know how to transfer parking money. No, I literally. You'd be screwed.

I also wouldn't know what's up with the mortgage. Whereas you do everything yourself. I'm all over the admin. Do you book holidays? Do you book any, like, are you in charge when you go on holiday?

I will turn up. So I'm, you're the turn up friend. Yeah. I know everything and I'm like, oh, this better be booked

and if it's not booked, I'm not happy. But if I, I won't be doing the admin side of it. He does everything. Yeah. Oh,

I'm useless. You are. Is this just dawding on you now? What do I literally bring to the table? My quirks. I'm pretty quirky eh? You are. Is this just dawdling on you now? What do I literally bring to the table? My quirks. I'm pretty quirky. Quirks, yep.

I think that's it. Yeah, I think that's it. Great looks. You're lucky to have them. I am. Great looks, yep. To be fair, though, when it does, like one day, hopefully I pass first because I'm the admin.

But with you though, is Major Murray fluffington? Looking after everything. He'll just, yeah, he'll just have to eat me, I guess, because I'll collapse

on the floor. No one will find me for three, and they start eating your cheeks. Oh yeah, and we probably wouldn't reach out

to be like, how you doing? No, you just think of them on holiday. Yeah, we would, because that's, yeah, exactly. And then I don't know,

maybe do you want a cat? I don't know who's going to get it. I'm not really a cat person. I mean, your cat's pretty cool, but I'm not really a cat person. If it was a dog, I'd take it. I know that producer Carwin or Shannon probably would, actually, to be fair. Okay, great. You can have, okay, there you go.

Add that to the well. If you want to get amongst us on TikTok, it's so good. If you've, I don't know, if you've lost someone recently, you need to laugh. Yeah, I guess it's a good way of getting it off your chest too. It is. Just put it out into the giant ethernet of the internet. And be like, well, it sucks that you left, but also screw you because now I have to pay for your insurance.

Horns on a cruise. Hayley's sick. Producer Jared's sick. We've got Georgia filling in. The lovely Georgia. And 45% of people are considering, this is according to a new study out, considering a solo vacation

instead of celebrating with family this Christmas. This has taken a leaf out of your book. This is exactly what I'm doing. Like I'm having a little family Christmas on the like eighth, the weekend of the eighth of December, and then the next weekend we've got work that week, and then that next weekend, out of here. Four weeks, gone.

Because you're, like, work finishes and you leave within the hour, pretty much. I leave, yeah, like, work will finish at 9 a.m., and I think I fly at, like, 1.30. That is, like, that's too stressful for me, but I appreciate that you do that. Well, it's four weeks. Like, when do you get four weeks in a row off? We're so

lucky. You're right. And so, like, I just want to make the most of that. Like, I've never done an OE. I've just done little, you know, like little vacations. You could put all of your trips together and that's one big OE pretty much. Exactly, exactly. Join it together. But I know producer Shannon, this is going to be your first Christmas

where you're ditching the family. Yeah. And you're really, this is really a problem. Yeah, I'm going on a cruise with my boyfriend and I'm a bit nervous of like, am I a bit of a traitor? Are you guys 65? Yes. The funny thing, so my boyfriend works on cruises for

context, so he's working on this and I get to join him. This cruise line in particular... Are you going to be his sexy magician assistant? Oh my goodness, no, I don't fit in the box. Don't bring it up. It's a real sore spot. Could he get a bigger box? I don't know.

Does the boxing still happen? He doesn't really do it in his shows, but his friend is an illusionist and they're like, get in the box. And you know, I was too tall. And it's too tall. And it's too tall. I wouldn't say that.

But wow. Okay. What do you take rabbits? No, no, he's not. He's not. He's not a rabbit. Oh, he's okay. Thank goodness.

I'm not here for that. Okay. But anyway, yeah. So he's working on this cruise. I'm going as for that. Okay. But anyway, yeah, so he's working on this cruise. I'm going as his, like, plus one. But it means I'm away from my family for a week, and it includes Christmas Day, so much so that we're on the ocean on Christmas Day,

so I won't even be able to call them. Oh, see, that's too stressful for me. I get the traitor vibes that you're feeling. So is there new family members that have joined this Christmas? Yeah, so we've got my brother has a new partner. Oh, and you want to be able to scope her out. Well, yeah, I've only met her twice. And now I feel like she's going to be like, oh, she's not really my sister.

We didn't spend Christmas together. I want a bond. Whereas I'm like, oh, my God, a cruise. It's a free cruise. How cool would that be? I know. It's going to be fun. But, yeah, there's just a part of me that's like, oh, no.

But we have no kids in the family. There's no magic on Christmas. It's just about's just a part of me that's like, oh no. But we have no kids in the family. There's no magic on Christmas. It's just about drinking. And I can do that on a cruise. You bring the magic, guys. Yeah. You would never ditch the family, Georgia. I've literally got to be asleep by 12, otherwise Santa doesn't come.

Okay, no joke. What? No joke. I get a stocking every year. And the moment that- How old are you? 29. I'm youthful.

Literally, it's the only magic you... Unless you've got a magician partner. It's the only magic that gets brought to your life. I'll get Brendan to come in. He can do some magic for you. Okay. Would you ditch... Carl Wayne, would you ditch the family for Christmas?

I don't know. My family's pretty small. So it would just be like my mum chilling by herself. Yeah, see? Aww. Yeah. No, I did ditch her last year, though, to go to someone else's family. And what did she do? She hung out with the other side of the family. But also she was working, so it's fine.

Well, yeah, apparently 45% of people, according to this research, would just leave and do a solo travel holiday. The reasons why they want to leave, they want to leave their kids, their partner and other family members. I do, I get it. The stress of it is too much. The kids, I don't have them yet, so I can understand.

Like, you need your break from them. That was the biggest percentage of people wanting to ditch the kids was 72%. Just go alone on a holiday. They've just had enough. But wait. Just don't have kids. If they've got wee kids, though, they're not getting that.

I guess the other partner looks after them. Oh, I was going to say, if they're just like, no, you can spend Christmas with the granny, she'll sort out your presents and all that. That's rogue. Play ZM's Fletchford and Hayley. And a news headline which caught my attention, and I think I knew this. We go to Napier and producer Carl Wayne,

from a nappy girl, from Napier, that's what you call them. Nappy girl, tell him. This news headline. Supermarket swap. Napier's two near-neighbouring countdowns to become two Woolworths. Yeah. Woolworths.

Woolworths. Yeah. Woolworths. Woolies. Woolies, to become two Woolies. Two Woolies. Because they're rebranding their supermarkets. Napier have two supermarkets,

exactly the same, over the road from each other. Yeah, I would say that Napier's a beautiful place, love it, so much to do there, but the biggest thing that draws people there are the two countdowns. It's not

Splash Planet reopening. That's Hastings to be fair. Oh, sorry. Also still never been because the lines at the kids. The kids need to go. Georgia, I'm pretty sure your five water parks are for kids. But how is anyone supposed to experience it when the kids are lining up out the door?

Well, you just go when it's not holidays or the weekend. Yeah. You know, when they're at school, go then. But that's usually when it's cold because, you know. Yeah, and you're working. So why has this happened? I don't really know why it ever happened, but it's been like that for a while. One of them used to be, what was the other brand?

It's not Fresh Choice, but it was like, oh. Well, there was Woolwiz and then they turned them all into countdowns and then there was Big Fresh. Big Fresh. Did it used to be a Big Fresh?

I think it used to be a Big Fresh. So there was a countdown, a Big Fresh. Yep. And then, I guess it was- They bought them out years ago. Bought out.

Yep. They just made it another countdown and now they re, like they did it up. It looks really bougie. We all assumed that's going to be the new countdown. The other one's going to go.

But no. No, it stayed. And the best part is also that right next to these two countdowns is a pack and save. I can see it. It's in the middle. It's like big, big supermarket area. It's like one big roundabout and three supermarkets. But why don't they...

It's like a supermarket mall, though. So, like, if one's got too... The lines are too big. If they get rid of one Someone else like New World or Packer You know will swoop in there Yeah maybe They probably don't want that

Do you reckon that's why they're not doing it? Maybe not Because they've said that Yeah they have it in this article They have no plans They're going to rebrand both of them To Woolworths And they're not

They don't have any plans to get rid of one I would love to know if it's two owners Or if it's the same owner Oh yeah I don't know That'd be interesting To be fair what you could do is actually turn one of them into an ice skating rink. You make a great point.

Because if you look at the size of them. Or an indoor go-karting place. And they've already got the cold temps going on, obviously, because it's food and what. That's actually the smartest move they can make. Also, I want to know if they're going to repaint. Because the Woolies' colour is slightly different, right? It's a slightly different green.

But one of the countdowns has always been a darker shade of green than the other. I want someone to make a video, like a TikTok, of just confused tourists that arrive in Napier and they're standing in the middle of the road on the side and they're like, one countdown and then they turn around and there's another one. They're just looking perplexed. Actually.

Like, why does this happen? This brings back a time when I'm pretty sure Mum said meet me at the countdown. This is more of a... Yeah, which one did you go to? I think that's why I'm confused now. This is always coming back to me. She should have said meet at the pack and save

because there's only one of those nearby. Oh, yeah, but she... She's a countdown girl. She's a countdown girl. She's a countdown girl. I'm probably more likely inclined to go the altar, but whatever. God. She's crushed your chain. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley.

We announced on Monday that Coldplay will play Auckland's Eden Park next year, November. Tickets on sale soon. All those details are at ZM online. But Perth, they just had a Coldplay concert because they're kind of doing a lot of shows around Asia, around Singapore and stuff. Very easy for them to just nip over to Perth. Yeah, and they were the only Aussie show they did, right? Yeah, because a lot of Aussies flew from like all over the,

you know, the East Coast. I always have to go, never eat soggy wheat, but the East Coast. That surprises me with you. They flew over for the concert, especially thinking there would be no other Australian shows, but they're also playing the same time as they play

New Zealand in Aussie. But a lot of people going and you, if you don't know, you always get the wristband that lights up. The Coldplay, famous for these. Because did you go to them when they came to the country last time? No. Big regret, eh? Yes. Same. Because I saw so many, and I've always seen, I've seen them live at a festival, at the IHAP festival in Vegas.

They did like five songs. Incredible. So they time the bands, the way they light up to the music and everything, right? So the crowds, like you look around from videos I've seen, and it's pretty phenomenal. Like it's unreal. So these bands, personally, I would keep them

because it's a mementos, right? Mementos? Like a lolly? A mementos? A memento? A memento? Yeah, it is. A memento. Chuck it in the old box. But

this is the thing. So a lot of people decide to actually donate them into this bin where it's like to eco and you like reuse them and all that kind of jazz. Yeah, something about saving the planet. Saving the planet. So when you're leaving the concert, you can just put them in the recycle bin. Yeah. But a woman from Perth got home and realised that instead of putting her cold plate light

up bracelet in the recycle bin, she put her Apple Watch in. See, this is the thing. You're an Apple Watch girl. I'm a Garmin girl, so I don't know too much about them anyway. We can't explain why Georgia's like that. Someone said to me the other day, should I buy an Apple Watch for a Garmin? I was like, Georgia, talk to Georgia.

I can golf with mine. Can you? Anyway, not the point. Yes, I can. Apparently I can. I've never done it, but I could. Oh, your Velcro strap. But the usual is rubber, right?

Yeah. And you dip that bit in. So it kind of like the strap goes inside of itself. And they look exactly, the rubber straps look exactly the same as the Coldplay. Oh, did they? I think they're the same kind of, yeah, silicone strap. Oh, well, that's dumb. So you can see why she was just like, yeah, take it off.

And so she's like, I mean, $600, $700 down the drain. Can you insurance that? Maybe, but then it's your own fault for taking it off and putting it in a bin. But I swear that you can insurance if you, say, have a plate and you take it off to eat at the food court at the mall and you accidentally put that in the bin, I'm pretty sure you can get insurance on that. That's a very specific example.

Has that happened to you? It happened to me many years ago. But I'm pretty sure you can get insurance on that. It's the same sort of thing. That's a very specific example. Has that happened to you? It happened to me many years ago. But I'm pretty sure because it's accidental, you accidentally throw it away. Yeah, right. Well, maybe. But this is what I wanted to ask the question this morning. What have you accidentally thrown away? Well.

Like people accidentally throw away rings, like the plate. Yeah. And those are expensive, but they are molded to the gum. That's just an admin process. Well, it's like people always losing their Invisalign thingies and retainers. Those can be expensive to replace, too. Yeah, they can. Also, manky if you do those things.

Very manky. But yeah, so I don't know. Have you just been cleaning up, and you just accidentally pick something up really expensive, and then it's in the bin? The rubbish truck comes, and then it's gone, and then you only just realize that you've probably thrown it away. I did this with, like, there's Bird of the Year.

John Oliver, obviously the comedian, was hyping on about, what bird was that one? The pootikitiki. Yeah. That one. The pootikitiki. The pootikitiki. I was all about the heehee, so whatever. Yeah. And that bird ended up winning and now there's this company that's gone and released like monuments and stuff.

Well, yeah, they do them every year. They do all different birds and the one that wins and you tap them into your tree. Yeah. Boomers love these. And they're little metal sculptures of the bird. I've got one. And I was like, well, I'm not going to use this envelope opener. So I threw it away.

But you, okay, yeah, but that's not an accidental throwing away. Oh, it was in hindsight because now I'm like, well, that was probably worth a few pennies. Yeah, that should have gone into the garden

or a tree, just nailed it into a tree. Wasn't it? How big are the letters you're getting? That's a gigantic letter opener. Those things are like steel. I'm not getting letters anymore,

which is why I got. 0800 dialARLS at him. We want to take your calls. Text in as well. 9696. What have you accidentally thrown away? Was it something really expensive? Like a diamond ring? Oh, not the engagement ring. That'd be the end of it.

Give us a call. A Perth woman accidentally threw her Apple Watch into the Coldplay wristband recycle bin. Because they're both silicone straps. They're on your wrist. It's also not very eco-friendly of her to go on those eco-bins, is it? No, it's e-waste.

It is. It's e-waste. So I don't know if she can even get that back or that's going into a... Oh, someone's taken that. It's probably on a plane and flew off with Coldplay on the rest of their tour. They probably went through the bin to take it home with them, you know? And I'd imagine that would happen a little bit, because it's on your wrist.

You don't think. You just chuck it in. We want to know this morning. 0800-DARLS-AT-HEM. You can text as well. 9696. Have you ever accidentally thrown away something expensive? Because Apple Watch is definitely not cheap.

Rebecca, this was your husband. What did he throw away? So he threw away my opal ring that I was given for my 40th birthday. But it was actually an heirloom from my mother-in-law, and it was from Australia. So it's never been valued. And unfortunately, the fire was on and it cracked. So we had to send it up to Auckland to get valued

and it was valued at $4,000. Oh my God. And when they tried to replace it, they couldn't replace it because it's irreplaceable. So I had to buy it back as trash. So how did it end up in the fire? So he was cleaning out the car, and my eldest daughter had left it in the car with another ring,

and he put the ring accidentally in the trash bag, and as soon as it clinked when it hit the fire, he knew what he'd done. So I came home, and he was sifting through the fire with water going through it, and I said to him, what are you doing? He goes, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

I've done something very bad. Oh, no. Who was in the dog box? Your daughter or your husband? My husband. Yeah. He was very, very good. And he was literally sifting through the fire with his fingers and water to try and find

the ring because he knew how much it meant to me. Oh, my God. Also, I don't mean to rub salt into the wound, but how beautiful is an opal? Georgia, not now. And the thing is, it's a black opal. They're rare. Yeah.

Okay, wow. Yeah, I'd imagine. How long in the dog box? At least two weeks for that, right? Oh, no, he wasn't. Yeah, maybe a little bit longer. What's the insurance, I just sent it to Auckland to get value because

nowhere, because we're in Dunedin, but nowhere could value it. It had to be at a specialist local place. That's wow. Okay, yeah, you'd be feeling terrible. Thank you, Rebecca. Steph, what did you accidentally throw away that was really expensive?

No, it was actually my friend. She saved up heaps of money to buy her kids Christmas presents. And so she hid them in rubbish sacks. But her husband, he never ever did it before, but he decided to do a good deed for it and put out the rubbish. But it was all hidden in rubbish. I knew someone that was moving house and they put everything into big black sacks because it was just easy.

And then they got mistaken for rubbish as well and taken away. See, this is also why you don't offer to do jobs if you don't normally want to do them, right? Steph, thanks for your call. Donna, what was accidentally thrown away that was really expensive? Two Pandora bracelets. And were these full? Were they full Pandoras? Oh, no. accidentally thrown away that was really expensive? Two Pandora bracelets. Oh. And were these full?

Were they full Pandoras? Oh, no. How did they accidentally get thrown out, though? I had them in a suitcase, an old suitcase that I'd been using, and threw the suitcase away and then realised that they were in it. Oh. Also, at what point do you get to the point where you're going to throw a suitcase away?

I feel like you're just going to hold on to those for years. Or was it broken? Yeah, but it was, well, it was just I didn't need it anymore, so I just threw it away. Oh, and you didn't do a little check? No. You wouldn't because you're like, I'm not on holiday. And the best part about Pandora bracelets

is like a lot of the gems are from, like, ex-boyfriends, all that kind of jazz. So you've just lost all those mementos. They're all from, like, from my husband and daughter and things. Yeah, see? Donna, thank you. Ask some text messages in. My hubby had 3K in a box and cleaned the house

and threw that box out. Oh, that gullenting feeling when you've thrown cash out too, eh? I accidentally threw away both my wedding rings when tidying up my partner's beer bottle caps off the bench. Oh, because they just all... What a rookie! From him by putting them with the beer bottle caps. I threw out my wife's diamond earrings.

There's a lot of jewellery in here, eh? Mum accidentally threw away the wrong side of mine and my brother's gift cards for Christmas. Oh, when you clip them in half? Yeah. And the top bit is just like the logo of the company and then the bottom bit's the actual barcode and scratch bit? Yeah, that's, oh, that's pun.

I wonder what it was for and also for how much. I know. You're left with a bit that says the amount and you can't even use it. Dad threw out mum and dad's marriage certificate. Dad wasn't too fazed, but mum wasn't impressed. Classic. I was a flight nurse in Christchurch.

Early one morning, I got a call to take a patient from the hospital to Auckland on the plane. I went to the toilet in the emergency department, washed my hands, picked up the patient, went to the airport. And I realised that I'd actually lost my wedding ring, rang my wife who was absolutely gutted, so I had to get on a flight, fly back and try and find it, and then I had to go to another job straight away and still never managed to find the ring. There's a lot of people losing their rings,

and some of them are from wearing gloves. Also, what are you putting rubber gloves on for these days? Like, do you? Well, to not get your hair, like, you've got to wear rubber gloves. Like, if you're in health care or you're dealing with. Oh, yeah, true. But I'm picturing, I've just got this image of, like, your mum and dad in the kitchen wearing rubber gloves to do the dishes. Like, no one does that, right?

No one's doing that anymore, no. Oh, no, Fletch. I accidentally threw out a wedding scratcher worth 20k. Kicking myself six years later. Why didn't you go to the store? I would go to the store straight away if I won 20 grand on a scratchy. I would be sticking that to myself somewhere, right? What did they decide?

Oh, I'll just put that on the bench and do it in a couple of days, cash it in. I must know. Oh, no. That's a house deposit in some parts of the country. That's ridiculous. That's so much money. Papa burnt all the grandkids' money on Christmas Day. Because he was cleaning up the wrapping?

Oh, okay. There's lots of people throwing away cash. Also, why are we hiding cash, like, in suitcases and stuff? This sounds a bit dodgy. Because you don't trust the bank. Yeah, well. And then it gets burnt, and you could have just had it in the bank the whole time.

I've got to say, we need to be more careful with our cash, with our jewellery, and by the sounds of it, our husbands and wives. Mine is Hayley and Vaughan, who are away, so Georgia is filling in. Look, I'm one that loves to try a trend. I've been doing it for years, especially when it comes to beauty things,

because you've just got to see if things work for you. Like one time, remember when Snives, the scrub was something we all used because it exfoliated the skin. Did you ever use it? No. You have great skin, by the way. Thank you.

Side note. Thank you. What do you do? I just soap. Literally just soap? No, I just, I don't know. I just have a face wash, and that is literally all I put on my skin. Yeah, good. It's just? No, I just, I don't know, I just have a face wash and that is literally all I put on my skin. Yeah, good, that's probably

It's just good jeans, I think. Yeah, and great jeans. It's because I'm 4% Swedish, I think. I've been downgraded latest on Ancestry.com I used to be 8, I know. Oh, so what's taken over the extra 4? You don't know. Just more boring white from England. Classic. I know, classic. Classic.

Well, so you didn't have to deal with the old Snives face scrub dilemma. No, I think I've used it, yeah. I've got like a face wash and an exfoliant face wash. Oh, yeah, but it's more gentle. I use the Asano one. It's gentle. It's nice. It's lovely.

Yeah, whereas if you're using Snives, it like fully takes everything off your skin. It takes those layers. I kind of like that, though. Same, but it's not good. But when I was younger, I heard that if you get like, I don't know, you're at the lake or whatever, and you go in and you see those little mini stones

that are all broken up, I was like, that is just like a scrub. So I got it, and I put it on my entire face. Granted, felt smooth. Next day, had scratches all over it. Yeah, you went too far there. Yeah, so I tried it. Didn't work, right? You've got to just give these went too far there. Yeah, so I tried it. Didn't work, right?

You've got to just give these things a go. I mean, Shannon's tried some. Tell everybody what you tried. I read online once that turmeric was real good for your skin. This was when I was like maybe 15. So I grabbed turmeric and I put, I believe it was olive oil because they said turmeric was drying, so chuck an oil in there. So pure olive oil.

Put it on my face and it said do it for like 10 minutes and I was like I want really good skin. So I left it for maybe 20, 30 and I was full Simpson for like three days. It stains your skin so bad. Yeah it does because if you ever put it in cooking and you get it anywhere on a t-shirt or anywhere, it's not

coming out. Yeah and then I broke out so bad because I put olive oil on my skin. So, yeah, it wasn't the best hack. A lot of skin hacks are online, and dermatologists have come out with some warnings. Yes, they have. And look, you should know from the get-go, if it's saying to put hot peppers,

especially cayenne pepper on your lips to make them act like a lip filler, you're not really trying that one, are you? So what is the problem with that? It just stings your lips and makes them... And also it can cause allergies. So if you're not someone who likes pepper like myself and Marlboro chicken, sometimes even sugar's too spicy. But if you're putting this on your lips,

it can actually lead to dermatitis, rashes, all that kind of jazz, because it's a hot product that you're literally squeezing on. This is the trend that... So obviously that one's don't do that. This is one I'd never heard of. Nasal tanning. So what you do. I'm sorry, what?

Nasal tanning. Yeah. Like sunning your nostril to the sun. Well, that's what I thought, that you were tanning up the nose. And I was like, weird, no one's going to see that. But what happens is you put the nasal spray, like you put tanning up the nose and I was like, weird, no one's going to see that. Yeah. But what happens is you put the nasal spray, like you put tanning spray up your nose

and it's supposed to go into your body which means when you're exposed, I know, when you're exposed to sun, you're supposed to tan better. No, I'm sorry,

that is, because they are, there are, is it melatonin pills you can take that brown, like they're working on that kind of stuff. Yeah,

but don't, don't spray up your nostrils. Well, because that's probably going to go straight to the digestive system and whatnot, right? Well, yeah, it's going to go into your blood stream and that's not good. That's not good. And the one that I feel like everyone should be at this point in life realising it's

not legit is to anti-sunscreen. So there's a whole movement to not use sunscreen because that can cause things like cancers and whatnot. But if we know what happens when you're in the sun without sunscreen, then I feel like you shouldn't even... Your future self will thank you for using sunscreen at a younger age.

100%. I have to be honest, take me back to teenage years, Georgia. I tan easily, right? So the girl thought I didn't need to wear sunscreen. Now I'm older and wiser and still tan. So, you know, you just got to deal with it. Bourne's on a cruise. Hayley's sick.

Producer Jared's sick. It's all going around at the moment. COVID's at its highest level all year. A lot of flu as well. Yeah. So, Georgia, you're in, filling in. And a all going around at the moment. COVID's at its highest level all year. A lot of flu as well. Yeah. So, Georgia, you're in, filling in. And a big night for you last night, Post Malone at the outer, what was it? Western Springs.

Western Springs. The outer fields. Could have also got COVID there because, who knows, at this rate with the amount of concerts. I feel like you're rolling the dice every time you go to a big event now. Yeah. Because it's just out there. But, you know, otherwise you miss out. You've got to live life.

Exactly. But I've seen some things over the years. I mean, I've done some things over the years as well, personally. Should we go through all of those things? I don't think we need to because some of them are really incriminating. But this last night was a whole new level. I get it. When you've got to go, you've got to go, right?

Like, you take yourself away and you do your bizzo. Yes. When you're in a mosh pit, it's a little bit harder because you are, you're there. You're kind of trapped. Yeah, you're trapped. You're like as close as you can be to Post Malone. But you can get out. And you've got, this guy

in particular, had mates. So if you got out, went to the toilet or even took yourself to the side, you're sweet because you can just find your mates again and get back into the area you're in. It's a giant open field. Yes. The last concert I went to, there was My Chemical Romance.

There were times when we'd go to the toilet because we'd been drinking all afternoon and you'd struggle to find your friends, but you just kind of knew they were roughly around there and then you found them eventually. Exactly. And if you buy yourself for a little bit,

you make new mates. So then you saw last night someone that did not want to go to the toilet and leave the crowd. And look, I will say there were a few

little smoke puffs and whatnot in front of me. So there was stuff going on. There were a few smells. This just added to the smell because he is, so there's like,

I don't know, two rows in front of me before you're at Post Malone at the Barrier and there's a chick and her mum and they're just standing there having the time of their lives. These two dudes, a little bit you know, maybe puffed up, also a few too many lemonades. They don't move from where they are. In fact,

they take a step forward to get a little bit closer and I just hear this water sound that is so iconic. When you know someone's going, you know what it is, right? It's not a hose because that makes a different sound. And I look down because I wanted to check. Didn't have a good look at anything else. But I look down just to see.

It sounds like you checked out his penis. If I did, he looks like it could have been veiny. Right. I'm serious. So this guy. And he. So wait, how far away from the stage are you? We're like barriers here.

How many metres? Like not even two metres. So you were right at the front. Yeah. So this guy does not want to leave a good position. No. I thought you were like way at the back. No, no, no.

Sweeter, we were gold circle. Are you kidding? Oh, she's gold circle. Oh, she's gold circle. We were gold circle. So this guy doesn't want to leave gold circle. No. And he flops it out and goes to the toilet.

What, with people right in front of him and behind him and around him? I would say like probably I wouldn't be surprised if she went home in its mouth, essentially. Like she was getting splashed? Yes. And I was, my eyes were so, I was like, is this actually happening? And his mate's just like, you're just going to keep going, mate. Like he just, you know, it was like nothing ever was ever done.

Did he crouch down? No, Stan, well, dudes don't need to crouch, do they? No, but you should crouch to be like, if you're going to hide it. Oh, I think the energy he gave off was like he'd been to the gym multiple times and only done weights, you know what I mean? Like he gave off that kind of vibe. And so I think there was a bit of bulge into the head going on. And anyway, he literally did it, then walked away.

This is the thing, Fletch. He didn't even stay. He didn't stay. But where did he go? I don't know. They never came back. Like to get another drink? Probably, but they never came back.

So you could have gone to get your drink. When you left. Yeah. I kid you not. What was the girl? Did she turn around and was she just like, what the hell? None the wiser. I should have been a good person and said. But imagine that. I kid you not. What was the girl that, did she turn around and was she just like, what the hell? She never, none the wiser.

I should have been a good person and said, but imagine that. She didn't even know what was happening. No. And you know what? Someone just said a guy peed on the back of my leg at R&V one year because I didn't want to go to the bathroom. I only noticed it was the back of my legs.

I had to feel warm. See, I should have said something. I was at a concert. This is so long ago It was a rock concert, it was years and years ago In Brisbane So seating, it was the equivalent of being in Spark Arena

But whatever the Brisbane Version of that is And are we standing in the mosques? Everyone's standing, watching And a guy just behind me, to my right Started urinating Behind the seat Like feral This is where Outerfields Western Springs behind me to my right, started urinating behind the seat. Okay.

Like, feral. This is where Outerfields, Western Springs is better than that because it's outside. At least it's outside, but it's still feral. That is feral. Yeah, but Australia, so. Yeah, well, they're all mongrels, you know. Play ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley.

And Chanelette at the social media desk. Another test. Another relationship test. We talked about the bird test where you say there's a bird and your partner's meant to care. Yeah, so we've got a new one. It's called the orange peel test. Now, basically, this came from a girl who has kind of acrylic nails

and doesn't enjoy peeling oranges. Fair enough. She told her partner this and then he proceeded to then pre-peel all of her oranges. And it's become this big theory now of if you're capable of doing something, but it's not your favourite task and your partner does it for you, it shows that they really care. So even though she's capable of doing the orange, he's like, let me.

And so now girls are kind of applying this to multiple things. Like I don't like straightening the back of my hair. Then their boyfriends learn how to do it, and it's a real sweet thing. So now we all have to think. It just sounds like more tasks for us, though, doesn't it? Yeah, I mean, Haim's already got a load. He's already loaded with tasks. He's looking after this.

I don't know if you know he does all the admin for this. He should probably try this on you. Yeah. No, I think he does. Like, he'll be like, oh, that's a bit, I don't know, a bit dusty over there. And I'm like, oh, off you go. Off you go.

He's dropping hints that something needs dusting. Yeah, because I don't do any, washing's me. Washing in bed, that's it. Well yeah, maybe now you need to start thinking about those little tasks that he's capable of doing, but would it be nice for you to do it for him? It would mean a lot. It might, but it's also a lot

to the load of my own, which I don't have much. What load? But so this is simple things like, if you're someone that takes two boiled eggs every day for work or whatever, it's like peeling the eggs

for the person. George is that person that brings eggs to work. No, this is good. Unboiled eggs. Do you know what? You've got to make sure they do it right.

With the peeling one, I feel like I'd go back and be like, oh, but you left some of the rind on there. No, no one likes to eat the rind. You've got to give back, right? You've got to say, well, just for feedback next time, if you go and do this for me. This say, this.

Mine is probably grating cheese. Like, yeah, I can do it, but gosh, I hate doing it. I know, but how good is it buying a bag of grated cheese? It's way more expensive, but it's so yummy. It just tastes better for some reason. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it does taste better. Why? I don't know, because you kind of squish it into a ball and just in the go.

I'm sure. Is that why? More exposed particles. Maybe there's more air to it. It's got corn flour on it, so it doesn't stick to each other. There's something magic about it. It is dust. Does it actually have cornflour?

Yeah, because it's dusty. So it doesn't stick. I think it's cornflour or something. Does it? Yeah, that's why it doesn't stick together. Because if you grated cheese and put it in a packet, it would all just stick together. Is this just blowing your mind all of a sudden?

It is. Yeah. Clay, ZM's, Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Hayley and Vaughn away. So Georgia's filling in and now Georgia gets to tell the entire nation what she forgot to wear to work yesterday. Okay. So you may have heard, you may have heard yesterday a comment about, I don't know, mid

drift that I had at work. I was just trying something new, right? Put a crop top on. I didn't comment on the mid drift. Vaughn did. To be fair, yeah, it was mainly Vaughn. But pre the comment, there already came with some self, I was self-conscious, right?

Right. So I pack my bag the night before, go to the gym, and afterwards, it's a little bit hot once I shower to get fully dressed straight away. So I was wearing a long skirt, and I thought, best thing to do right now is to chuck the skirt on and air everything out kind of just breezy. Air everything out. Okay, cool. Meanwhile, that's happening. I decide to proceed and put my crop top on that says yee-haw because

I was going to post mine and he loves country and, you know, I was kind of fitting into a theme. Put it on. Oh, that's a lot of tummy. Complete distraction from a different situation that's going on, right? I'm doing my makeup, looking at my midriff going, can I pull this off today? Will I get, like, ugh, I don't know if I can have the tummy out. It's not me.

Anyway, shoes go on. I head to work. Still airing out the downstairs, head to work. Still airing out the downstairs, I will say. Still airing out the downstairs. The only thing that I have realised, keeping in mind, I've been, I was talking to you guys, I was hanging around

in here, all airing out and not realising. Because it wasn't until I go to the toilet and I go to like, pull my undies down, that there's nothing to pull down. And I literally sat there and I was like, you're actually kidding, right? And I was like, I know I packed them in there because I put two different pairs, a G and normal, because you don't know what's going to fit.

Well, you're going to post a line, obviously the G. And it bothers. And then I went with the G. But I literally can't believe that I went to work without undies on. Like, that is, it's almost criminal, to be honest. Because a lot of people have that dream that they're all of a sudden, they're at school and they're

not wearing any undies, or they're like, or you are somewhere in public at work, you have this dream. People have it all the time, and that they're not wearing pants. Yeah. And then you all of a sudden in your dream, you're like, not wearing pants. This is like that, but in real life. Yeah, it's the time and that they're not wearing pants. Yeah. And then you all of a sudden in your dream you're like, not wearing pants. This is like that but in real life.

Yeah, it's the opening scene of Bring It On when she wakes up and she's got no top on and she's a cheerleader. That is like the

epitome of what comes to mind when you think about this. And it happens quite a bit. I know mates that have forgotten

their shoes so they've had to go without shoes to work and they're just literally like that. The weird thing was they wore

their socks but they didn't have the shoes and you may as well have just gone bare feet if I'm honest. Yeah they're just literally like that. The weird thing was, is they wore their socks, but they didn't have the shoes. I'm like, you may as well have just gone bare feet, if I'm honest. Yeah, yeah. Or is that manky? I don't know.

It's a bit, still a bit manky. But yeah, they've forgotten their shoes, proceeded to go to work. Didn't even say like, I don't know, we'll just call this one a work from home day.

They just carried on. And I've forgotten undies. And so wasn't there a story, like a week or so ago, a model that went to a casting call and she was just in like workout pants or tights or something and she forgot to put the shorts on over the top? And now... Because you feel something's on your legs.

So you're like, I'm ready. Let's go. Because I always had that fear that when you get changed at the gym or the swimming pool... That you're going to forget it. And you just walk out of the changing room and you're like, did I put my pants on? Like, or did I... And Fletch is still in his feetos. You've're going to forget it. And you just walk out of the changing room and you're like, did I put my pants on? Like,

or did I? And I'm always just like, you just got to do it. You just got to do a double take, a double take. You're just like, okay, check,

yes, ready to go. Yeah. Well, it's like, case in point, it happens. Okay.

And it does. And let's, I think we need to share some stories because this is perfect. You forgot to wear underwear yesterday. 0800 DARS at M, 9696, text in a call. When did you leave the house and forget to wear underwear yesterday. 0800 DARS at M9696. Text in or call.

When did you leave the house and forget to wear something? I feel like bras is going to be a popular one. Bras is a thing. But also, it's free. The nipple now, so who cares? Yeah, but bonus points if you just forgot your pants and you were just wearing tights or undies or something. Because that would be embarrassing.

Yes. And bonus points if you just went out wearing a bra, because you forgot the T-shirt. I don't know if that's going to happen. Surely not. No, because you can get away with bras being anything now. And where were you when you realised, were you in the middle of the supermarket

when you realised you weren't wearing pants or underwear? Oh, were you at, you know, like a funeral? Yes. And you look down and you're like... Or the doctor, and you go to take off your underwear and you're like, I don't. Okay, that is, that's probably. That would be the worst. 0800-DARLS-NM.

Give us a call. You can text as well. 9696. Have you left the house forgetting to wear an item of clothing that you should have been wearing? And yesterday, Georgie, you arrived at work forgetting to wear your underwear. Yeah. Why did you tell people? I would have just kept that a secret.

I think this is probably one of the most things I should have kept because I needed validation from the people, right? But I think it's because I was so shocked at myself when I came back from the toilet at work that I was like, how does one do this? Also, how do I not feel? I was wearing a skirt. How do I not feel the breeze of that?

And this is what we're asking this morning. How did you ever leave the house forgetting to wear an item of clothing? And then where did you realise? Yeah, there are some interesting ones coming from the text. Let's start with Taylor. Taylor, you forgot to wear what? I forgot to wear my undies in a football match. Okay.

Have you got the little bike shorts under your shorts or are you just straight, like, flowy shorts? Straight, flowy shorts. Football shorts, like, soccer shorts are longer, right, than, like, rugby shorts? Yeah, yeah. So that's, I mean, that's a bonus. At least they're longer, whereas you could never get away

if you were wearing, like, a, short, like a rugby short. No, definitely not NRL. NRL, you're catching a glimpse of everything, even with the undies on. Can I just ask you about the seams really quickly? Like, how did they, how did that go? Well, I got a hat trick, which was good. So maybe, because you know, sports people are very superstitious. You know, like they have their favourite pair of undies,

their favourite cricket bat or tennis racket. Like maybe that's the key to you being a great footballer is no undies. Yeah, it could be. I think it is. And good luck to your football career. Jane, good morning. You forgot to wear what to work. I forgot my undies.

Like Georgia. How did you do that? Well, I'm not very good in the mornings, and I'm a doctor, and I was running late, and I didn't have any clean undies that were all in the wash. So I shoved them in the dryer while I was trying to get ready, and I was rushing, and I totally forgot to put them on. And so I got to work, and I got out of the car, and a bit of a gust of wind blew up my quite floaty skirt and I suddenly realised that I was completely naked.

Oh, my goodness. And so did you have to go the whole day seeing patients with no undies? That actually makes me... I was doing a geriatric job, so I just wandered around the wardrobe all day giggling to myself that I had no undies on. It was your own personal secret. Yeah, you didn't think about doing, like, a lunchtime supermarket undie.

You know, people that buy undies at supermarkets, something's happened, eh? Like, because that's not where you get undies from. No, I did go, they're like, this is in the UK, and they have these League of Friends shops, which are run by old grannies in the hospital. So I did go and try and see if I could buy some, but they were all like those beige giant panties that none of them would fit.

They'd just be falling down. So I just thought, sod it, I'll go naked. I love that. I love that the whole day undies free. That's so funny. Jane, thank you. Some messages in. I do have to say, I feel like you'd rather go undie-less

than wear those big groovy panties, right? I went to work without a bra on not once but twice. Realised the first time almost at the end of the day, but the second, it was half an hour in. I was like, oh, God, I've done it again. Imagine doing that again for the second time. I don't wear underwear at all. Can't stand them.

Thank you for that. My dad once went to return a vacuum cleaner and he realised walking out that he was wearing what he thought was bike shorts, but turns out it was just his undies. So you've gone into like Harvey Norman or something. Your dad has and he's just got his undies on

thinking, is he a stubbies man? Yeah, thinking they're bike shorts. That's too funny. Someone says, I have forgotten to wear undies before, realised when I was on my period in the middle of class.

See, that would be like your worst nightmare. Yeah. When it's like that time of the month. And also if you're not expecting it. And then all of a sudden, but forgetting your undies. And if you're wearing a dress. Oh, if it's a kilt. Oh, the kilt nightmares you're going to have to deal with.

Shoes, I'm a mum of three and often go without shoes on. As I'm running around getting the kids ready. The most recent one, because this happens quite a bit, was when I realised when I was walking into work, I'm a hairdresser and shoes are a must. How do you forget shoes? Like, you feel the concrete, you feel the road and everything. Could be an earther.

Yeah, connecting with the earth. The amount of times in public after breastfeeding that I've left my top up and my bra hanging out is basically the equivalent of forgetting something. Yeah. Pretty much. 100%. I went to school with my stockings on,

but no school skirt. No! Had to get one from the lost property. Oh. And I can just hear people... Wait, people saw you, you would be forever teaser, and you'd have a nickname forever after that too. Do you know what, though?

Okay, producer Cowan and Shannon back me up on this. Back in the school days of wearing tights I would put undies on top of my tights to hold them up, right?

What? On top? That's cooked. No, because no. Yeah, that's cooked. No, you've got to hold them up. So you're just going So you're going

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, undies then? Did you wear two layers of undies? You go undies, tights, undies because the undies hold them up, right? I thought you were like going... No, no undies. Tight undies. Yeah, that's weird.

No, why wouldn't you just wear little shorts? Like little bike shorts. Yeah, wear shorts. Yeah, we would always wear shorts. I didn't think about that when I was younger. Double the undies. But anyway, could you imagine doing that with your undies on, showing your tights without your school skirt?

You'd look like Captain Underpants. I feel the opposite. If there's one of these that I feel for the most, it must be that one. 100%. Because there's nothing at school as well. Yeah. Yeah, there's too many. HR.

Thanks for sharing. Do you feel better now? I do, especially because someone in HR forgot them. That makes me feel even better. Play ZM's Fletch Vodden Ailey. Play ZM. Great singing, Georgia. Thank you. I was actually, that was very, very in sync with Hayley there. Now, Vaughn's on his Disney cruise, Hayley's sick,

and Vaughn at the start of the week proclaimed that this week, for fact of the day, was feces week. I almost feel like... Poop week. You couldn't have done it at a better week, to be fair. Why? Oh, because then he's left and he's Yeah. Yeah. And he's left you

to have to deal with it all. So I've I'll just keep with the theme ish today. Today's fact of the day, it is normal to pass gas 10 to 18 times a day. Well, that's what I needed to hear. It is normal to pass gas 10 to 18 times

a day. And how? Because you are known around the office. You are known. Well, that's what I needed to hear. It is normal to pass gas 10 to 18 times a day. And as someone... Because you are known around the office. You are known... What would... Producer Girlies, what would you say Georgia is well known around the office for? Oh, no, this is... What would you say her workplace trait is?

Farting. And burping. Stinky boiled eggs. Yeah. Which I think caused the... Okay. Yeah, yeah. That's not my one thing I'm known for. Well, eggs. Yeah. Which I think caused the... Okay. Yeah, yeah. That's not my one thing I'm known for.

Well, smells. Yeah. Smells. Expelling gas, probably. You'll rip a loud burp and then you scare yourself and you go, ooh, ooh, and you always get a fright. It does always catch me off guard. But actually, passing gas also catches me off guard.

And anyone who says it doesn't, I don't know if you've got the same bowel problems as I do. Well, it's just a byproduct of digesting the food that you eat. Thank you. And it's perfectly normal 10 to 18 times a day. You have a healthy diet. Yeah. Like myself. I'll just do a little, I'm a bit

more discreet. You're like a pfft. I'm just a bit more discreet. I'll leave the room. Unlike Georgia who is Oh, there's not time, please. What time did we get here this morning? 5.30. Again, this is why you're known around the office. I mean, obviously you're an amazing personality

and you are outgoing. Too many compliments. You've already said the one before. Yeah, yeah. But it is normal, and this is today's fact of the day, it is normal to pass gas 10 to 18 times a day. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. The only thing that everyone has wanted since the Clueless movie came out

is obviously her outfit, her fashion sense. But it's the way that her outfits are created, right? I've never seen, explain Clueless. Never seen it. Fletch. Are you kidding? What? Like, don't look at me like I've just murdered someone.

It's basically the same thing. It is basically. Is it? Okay. I can't even, to be fair, I don't really know what the movie's about just murdered someone. It's basically the same thing. It is basically. Is it? Okay. This movie, I can't even, to be fair, I don't really know

what the movie's about other than the fact that it's about fashion. Why, guys? There's a lot of fashion in this. No, this is my all-time favourite movie. It's such a hot role.

Okay, so, it's almost like I've murdered someone. Yeah. Paul Rudd. Yeah, it is. They're like step-siblings. And then they fall in love, eh?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay, yeah, see, that's like, but her fashion, main event. Yeah. Yeah, it is. They're like step-siblings. And then they fall in love, eh? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay, yeah. See, that's like, but her fashion, main event. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. And basically, she's got this wardrobe that she stands in front of, and it's a wardrobe that automates her outfits.

It's pretty iconic. The closest thing we're getting to that is this app that Karwin has downloaded and used last night. Oh, my gosh. I spent so much time on this last night. So I saw it on TikTok. A girl was like, oh, my co-worker's going to style my outfit for the day. And she starts using this app called Wearing. Now it's spelled W-H-E-R-I-N-G. Weird, don't know why. But basically what you do is you take a photo of every item of clothing. I started with the stuff

that I wear the most, but my plan going forward is every time I do the washing, when I'm going to put it away. Oh, you take a photo. And then does it take it, does it cut out the background? Because on these screenshots you've showed us, so it removes the background. Yeah, so my photos all have the coat hanger in them, but I did use a white coat hanger and it got rid of that because it kind of knew that. But yeah, it cuts out all of the background, everything you've taken the photo of and just keeps the item of clothing. You can also search. So I searched my specific sneaker brand and it came up with them on Google. And you can screenshot that as well, which is quite handy.

Oh, nice. And then so does it automate? Are you just like randomised outfit? Yeah. So you can either put together your own outfits yourself, a similar way that you used to be able to on a little website called Polyvore back in the day. Or it has this feature where you categorise all of your clothes when you add them into the system. So I can say that's a crop top, that's a skirt, whatever.

You can put as much or as little detail as you want. And then there's this little system that will auto-style an outfit for you. So I've sent you a screenshot. It auto-put a skirt, a little skirt, a crop top, and some black boots. And it's a cute little outfit. It is. You're wearing it today. And so you can schedule your whole week. You could do this at the weekend and do your whole week.

Yeah, so one of the... It also gives me what the weather's going to be on that day. And so I can put together... Okay, that's pretty cool. The little, like, outfit. So I dragged it in like a little collage. I dragged in a black top, a skirt, a bag, my shoes. And then I went schedule for the 22nd, Wednesday.

And then this morning it said, hey, don't forget this is the outfit you decided to wear today. Oh, my God. It was so handy at four in the morning. This wouldn't work for me because all of my t-shirts are black or blue. Yeah, it would be the same outfit over and over. Yeah, which is why I wear the same outfit over and over. Yeah.

Okay. This is great for early morning workers or gym goers because the night before you were scrambling around, you're trying to get to bed but trying to suss your outfit. Can you put, if you're someone who's like, well, I want to be a little bit different. I want to put like patterns with patterns. Can you write comments like that?

Yeah. And you can like select the style that you kind of like. So at the beginning it was like, oh, what's your kind of style inspo? And I did like a couple of little pics of people that I liked the outfits they provided. It was very fun. And also I think it's going to be good in future for shopping because right now it's telling me I own 53 items and I've not put my entire wardrobe in here.

And then it also breaks it down into tops and bottoms, shoes, et cetera, so I can see that I have, I don't know, 20 pairs of pants. I don't need to buy that extra pair of pants. Because you've got 20 pairs. What if, just example, maybe I'm too big for a couple of pairs of jeans. Because you've got 20 pairs. What if, just example, maybe I'm too big for a couple of pairs of jeans. Maybe they don't fit anymore.

Maybe you just delete them out. Do you delete them out of the app? Yeah. Okay, right. And can you put a lock code on it so that your partner doesn't see how many items you've got on your list? Because this feels like a narc report for your partner who needs to see how much you're spending on clothes. Yeah, bring me back to the days you get those diaries

that you give with a passcode on. I need that, but for this app. Maybe that's why it's spelt weird, so that no one can catch on what the app is about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, well, if the app is a bit of you. W-H-E-R-I-N-G. Wearing.

Yeah. But spelt weird for some reason. Yeah, okay. Play. ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Silly little pole. Silly little pole.

It is so silly, silly, silly. That silly little pole. Silly little pole. Silly little pole. Silly little pole. Silly little pole. Today's silly little pole. Would you go to space?

Now, aside from the fact that it's still ridiculously expensive, like it's, what, quarter of a mil? And the preparation. Yeah. Like, you have to be, like, accepted to go on board, right, with these usually? Not for, like, space tourism. Are you thinking about, like, right? With these usually. Not for like space tourism. Are you thinking about like NASA?

Yes, for NASA. But like, you know, like Elon Musk with his SpaceX or... Doesn't have to pick you. Virgin Galactic. I think you just pay. Like a lot of people pay money. Rich people pay money. Rich people pay the money.

Yeah, so as long as you've got the money and I guess there might be some like, maybe you can't be too old or... Or house has to be all right. Yeah, maybe there are some certain criterias. But that aside, if you had the opportunity and it was free, would you go to space? Our silly little poll results.

Yeah, it's a mixed bag. Some people are saying, yeah, going up, all good. Coming down, absolutely not. I've seen too many movies. Yes, 21% of people would go to space. No, 79%. Which... Because there was another rocket that blew up last week.

I feel like maybe every tenth one blows up. I feel like I don't want to be on the one that blows up. But also, didn't Elon's last one was all good? That was like back in 2021 or... No, so his, the last one that blew up was a SpaceX Starship rocket. No people on board, I don't think. Yeah, so the ones where people have gone up

have been fine, though, haven't they? Yeah, they've been fine. So, hey, at that rate, we're doing good. Someone says absolutely not. Do not want a panic attack. It sounds miserable. Someone's like, why would you go up? What do you do when you're there?

You're there for eight months and what are you doing? Well, no, you wouldn't be there for eight do when you're there? You're there for eight months and what are you doing? Well, no, you wouldn't be there for eight months. How long are you actually in space for? For like a tourist space flight,

you'd be up and down pretty quickly. Oh, if it's like going on a roller coaster, which I get the feeling it is, or like being in a plane, do you get that heat rush as you're coming down

where it is like the hot sweats? Does anyone else get that on the plane? No. Yes, you do. No. You know that rush you get when you're coming in to land? Would that happen on the spaceship? Because that would be ten times worse. I think it would be

a lot different than flying on a commercial flight, definitely. Lots of people saying, what, do you just sit and look at the Earth? That would be the only reason to be there. That would be the one reason to go would be the view. Do you ever see those insane views from the International Space Station when they fly over New Zealand?

It's just incredible. Actually. That would be the one reason that you would want to go. I feel like, because isn't the rings on Saturn, we're not going to be able to see them in, like, two years or something? Like, next year we might not be able to see them because of the way that the planet's moving. So if you go to space this year, you get to see the rings on Saturn. I don't know if you fly past the rings of Saturn.

Why not? Because they're like bajillion light years away, aren't they? But can't you see it from when you're in there? I don't know. Maybe with a telescope? I just feel like... I don't know. I'm picturing, okay, space is massive, but in my head it's just a picture on a screen.

It's ten minutes away. Yeah, no, it's not. It's not that close, Georgia. It really isn't. Would you go, Fletch? No, not at this stage. Maybe when it's become more of a safer, regular thing. And it was like, I don't know, there was like a Jetstar $100 sale.

But I'm not like going up anytime soon. Absolutely not. But say Elon came up to you right now and he's like, yo, Fletch, I'm going to chuck you on. You get to go on the next one. Maybe you would. Maybe you'd have to say yes. You're not getting that opportunity again. You're not getting that opportunity again.

I reckon you would. And look, if you don't come back, it's all good because you've been to space. I'm here for a good time, not a long time. Yeah, exactly. Motto of the show. Yeah. Oh, another one in the bag. It's a Versace bag as well.

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