ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 23rd February 2024

Episode Date: February 22, 2024

Top 6: Heads or Tails  Producer Jared's Big Valentines!  Silly Little Poll!  Hayley's Date Night  Chelsea Handler!  Rumours are Flying! Morgan Penn sets the record straight.  Fact of the Day Day Day Day Daaaaay!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. The Fleshborn and Hayley Big Pod. Great Things of Brewing at McCafe. The perfect start to every day. Good morning, happy Friday, happy Friday. Another day, another day. Happy Friday. Happy Friday.

This has been a great, I've had a fun week. It's gone fast. It's gone really fast as well. Just plenty rocketing towards death, aren't we? I've got my glasses and I've got this. Oh, mate, you've got the hips. How did you drive to work

if you forgot your glasses? Pretty slowly. How soon did you notice things were blurry? I can still, I'm still good enough to drive. Just.

Yeah, right. It was alright. The thing I noticed when I looked at the first street light I saw. Okay. It had this big,

like, star around it. And I was like, oh, interesting. Wow. You need some spare glasses. I need my car glasses, Dad. You need Mum and Dad's car glasses. Yep. You do.

Have some spares in the glove box. From the $2 shop. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Find out your prescription. You don't want to spend too much money on those ones. Are you a plus 1.25 or something? I don't know what I am.

Yeah. Forgot to ask. Well, good luck to you. Chuck some in the glove box, maybe. Yeah. Silly little poll soon. We're going to talk escalator spacing, bubble spacing. Now, Shannon was on an escalator yesterday.

Someone jumped on the bloody same step. That's wild. That's madness. That's so cocked. Get away. Get away. At least, it's got to be at least a one to two buffer. I think it's two.

And if it's busy, one. And if it's busy, one. Don't be standing behind me. Don't you dare be standing... Anyway, we'll get into this. It's too close. We'll put it to the people. Yeah, the results soon and silly little

poll. The top six coming up. There's been some scientific research done on heads and tails. Yeah.

It's not 50-50 as it turns out according to the scientific study. So I've got the top six heads or tails calls you can make for a game of heads or tails.

Is it either going to be heads or tails? Spoiler! Don't say anything. I don't want to know. I always look forward to the top six. Ambush the top six. Spoiler. I'm just trying to make it harder for him to come up with six

if I say two. Saboteur! Next on the show, everybody has a Stanley Cup or a Yeti or what have you got? A Frank Green? Have you noticed I haven't been using it for the last week? Where is it? I don't know. I inherited my daughter's fake Stanley

Cup because her grandmother bought her a real Stanley Cup. Oh, wow. But it's not even her birthday. I know. She just bought her one. What is a rando gift? What? Shade's mum feels guilty when it's one kid's birthday and the other one

gets nothing It was just Indy's birthday Yeah And she gave her this She's taking her to Sydney next weekend Wow Must be nice

Must be nice I'm not getting taken anywhere Stamp on the passport And then she felt really bad that August was getting left out so she bought her like an official proper

Stanley Cup Stanley Cup That's so expensive I know And August said to me, you can have this one, Dad, if you want. She knows I hate things going away, so I got the Kmart one. But then fair go, did a study

on it, and they are exactly the same. Okay, people still looked into it. The ice lasts the same. I think I drank three litres of water out of it yesterday, because it is bad. You just got sand. Your skin's glowing, Dad. I'm retaining a little water. It's the yearly scientific

study of how manky is your drink bottle, and the results are in. And it's probably a good thing you've lost your Frank Green, because that was still mouldy. Black mould. A lot of mould in that. Black mould. Play. ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley.

So what was it the other day, Wednesday, we were talking about how manky movie theatre seats are. Worse than a toilet. Worse than a toilet. Yep. Well, more studies have been done into water drinking bottles, reusables, because they're all the rage at the moment. Yeah.

And I'm pretty bad with my gym one. Like, I hardly wash that. Do you have a different drink bottle for the gym? Yeah He's got a work one And a gym one I've got a work one that stays at work And a gym one that's in my gym bag

Must be nice What do you mean must be nice? What about at home? Glasses I don't drink water out of glasses at home I just keep drinking out of a water bottle Really? I do a bit of both

I tend to fill up a SodaStream bottle at some point Oh yeah Because I just use my SodaStream bottles Yeah But I'll have bit of both. I tend to fill up a SodaStream bottle at some point with water. Oh, yeah, because I just use my SodaStream bottles. Yeah, but I'll have glasses of water. Yeah. Crazy, yeah. Interesting. Silly little pole.

Interesting. When you're at home, do you drink out of cups or a drink bottle? Yeah. That would be interesting. Put it to Shannon. Shannon's on to it. That would be interesting to know. Yeah.

I think because, oh, I don't want to rub how well I'm doing in everybody's face, but I've got an ice maker on the fridge. And the drink bottle I've got at the moment is wide enough to just get the ice chonking straight in there. Oh, beautiful. And so, yeah, it keeps it icy cold. Yeah, right. Must be nice.

Must be, yeah, that's pretty close. I'm coming over to your house. Do you mind if I? Are you coming to our house? Yeah, I'm going to come over afterwards. I'm going to get in the spa. I'm going to drink too much. No, no the spa. I'm going to drink too much. No, no, no.

I'm going to drink too much to get into the spa. No, no, no. You can come over before dinner tonight, but you can't come over after. I'm going to come back after dinner. Definitely not. Anyway, I'm going to bring

a big Sistema. Has this been discussed before my back? Nope. I'm going to bring a big Sistema. I'm going to take some ice home. Like a doggy bag. Oh! You know?

Because you can be half and on about this ice. I guess you could. I could, about this ice. I guess you could. I could, couldn't I? I guess you could. How manky are our drink bottles? So they looked at the different parts. So they break it down to gram-negative rods,

which are rod-shaped bacteria under a microscope. They look like a pill under a microscope. Oh, yeah, I know those. They are commonly associated with hospital-acquired infections. Jesus. And they found that the spout lid of a drink bottle has 30 million CFUs.

Gross. Yeah. Mine would be more than 60 million. CFUs can survive this. The same with screw top. Drink it and CFUs survive. CFUs shit your pants. The same with screw top lids. So the straw lids, the straws actually have a little bit less, 20 million.

How? Yeah, where are they? Than a spout or a screw top. So this is a screw top, an aluminium screw top. They have the same as a spout lid with like a little nib. That's what I've got, the Frank Green with a little flip up spout lid that leads to a straw. And squeeze top lids, they have 3 million CFUs. Oh yeah, I used to have one of those.

Because you're not putting your mouth... I used to bite down on it. Well, you just squeeze it straight into your mouth. Oh. Yeah, so wash your drink bottles a lot. Do you put yours in the dishwasher? Nah. I just do a soapy water once a year.

I think that's what's... Once a year. To be honest. Like, how often do you do it? Yeah, maybe once or twice a year. I think it's once or twice, maybe three. Yeah, at max. Okay, that's really gross.

We're manky, eh? But it's making us stronger, surely. Iron guts over here. Iron guts, yeah. The top six is next. Yeah, the top six calls to make in a game of heads or tails. So there's been some research done based on 350,000 heads or tails. Is it that much?

Yeah, it was hundreds of thousands. It was heaps. It's not 50-50. Tails never fails. Although, I'll tell you what. Tails never fails. 1996, Morrinsville College, Science Fair Project, Manpreet Singh did this,

and she also had the same results. Really? Really. She was ahead of her time. What's she doing now? No idea. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn, and Hayley. Blah, blah, blah.

Blah, blah, blah, blah. This is the top six. We just scream. We just scream in the ad breaks. 350,775, 757 coin tosses and 48 different participants and 46 different currencies say that you are 50.8% more likely for the coin to land on the same side it started.

Oh, okay. Right, so it's not heads or tails. It's depending on what side it's up. Yeah. So slightly more likely. Okay, so you say if you're doing heads or tails with a friend, you say, what are you going to call? You say heads.

You grab the coin and you put it on your thumb. Heads up. No, down if you want to lose because your friend just called heads. Oh, yes, yes, yes. So you would go I would go tails and then go. Yeah. But does that include the flip over at the end?

I don't know. There's different rules because some people flick a coin and just let it land on the ground. No. That's willy nilly. No, because it's because they don't know how to catch it rules because some people flick a coin and just let it land on the ground. No. That's willy nilly. No because yeah it's going to be a. I think it's because they don't know how to catch it. You've got to go flip, catch, hide, slap. Yeah. Slap onto the top of the other hand. 100%. Tails. Okay so I'm going to start tails up. Flip.

Tails never fails. It's tails. Yeah. Tails never fails. I always go tails. Shannon knows tails never fails. My name is Hales and I choose tails never fails. Okay. Rhyales, and I choose tails. Okay. Rhyme. Hales for tails. You got you on the rhyme.

Yeah. Well, I've got the top six calls you can make in a game of heads or tails. Oh, my gosh. In popular order. Okay. Right. Number six on the list. Tails.

I feel like you're not really trying at all at this point. What day is it? Friday. Thought so. Number five on the list of the top six calls you can make in a game of heads or tails. You'll remember number six was tails. What's number five? Also tails.

It's got to be heads soon, surely. Want to put some money on it? Want to bet? Want to bet? Heads or tails? Number four on the list of the top six calls to make in a game of heads or tails. Tails. I'm going tails.

It's heads! I knew it! I knew it! I should have gone heads. Why don't we should have split? Why don't I should have done heads or tails? We should have split the profit. Number four on the... Three on the list. I haven't even written it down. That's how bad today's top six is. I'll go tails. You go heads.

Heads. Number three on the list of the top six calls to make it a game of heads or tails. You remember so far. It's got tails, you go heads. Heads. Number three on the list of the top six calls to make in a game of heads or tails. You remember so far, it's gone tails, tails, heads. You guys, what do you think? Tails. It's heads again! You damn idiots! You stupid suckers!

Number two on the list of the top six calls to make in a game of heads or tails is... Heads. No! Dickheads, it's tails! And number one is all on the line here. Tails, tails, heads, heads, tails. It's got to be heads. It's got to be heads.

Got to be heads. Number one on the list of the top six calls to make in a game of heads or tails. Heads. Heads. Yay! Yay! That is today's Subsex. Ridiculous.

Happy Friday. Absolutely ridiculous. I liked that. Play ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. I pee during the night often. I'm a one or two-er. Yeah, I'm three maybe. I've always been like that though.

And I was a bedwetter and then I had the kidney op. So I feel like- You're down a kidney. Down a kidney. Yeah. It's not doing well. So I pee a lot.

But there is some research. I don't know even how- Rusty Bed Springs by IP Knightley. Do you remember that? Do you remember when you were a kid and it was the books? Have you guys read that book Rusty Bedsprings

by IP Knightley yeah well I'm IP Knightley IP frequently Knightley hyphenated so there's some scientists at Neurology and Neurodynamics that looked into the correlation between watching television

and peeing more because they found out significantly if you watch more and more television or screen time during the night leading up to going to bed, you will have more nocturia, which is the act of getting up and needing to pee. Really?

And I experience a lot of nocturia, but I don't watch that much TV. I always watch TV before I go to bed. That's just what I do. Well, it's making you pee more. Okay. So participants who watch TV before I go to bed. Like, that's just what I do. Well, it's making you pee more. Okay. So participants who watch TV or videos five or more hours a day. No, you wouldn't hit that, would you?

Yes, I did. You would. Because during the day, think about your screen and everything you watch on your phone. It's not just sitting on the couch watching Netflix. Wow. Okay. Then maybe I do spend five or more hours looking at a screen a day. So those people had a 48% higher risk of getting up and going pee at night.

They couldn't figure out why. They literally couldn't figure it out. They studied like 20,000 people. People that were watching TV and people that weren't. And then the ones who were watching TV got up and had nocturia, went for a wee-weez during the night. Whereas I find if I'm being like, if I don't like exercise and drink heaps of water,

like if I'm in a lazy phase, I won't get up and go for a wee-weez in the middle of the night. I always will. Really? Yeah, sometimes I wake up just as I'm about to bloody wet the bed. Really? Yeah, I'll wake up being like. Are you having that dream like you're trying to bed. Really? Yeah, I'll wake up being like, oh.

Are you having that dream like you're trying to find a toilet? Yeah, I've had those. You're like, man, I'm busting away in the dream. Where's the toilet? Where's the toilet? You wake up as you're just like. Anyway, they have no idea why. No idea why, though. It could be that people that tend to watch more TV have other health issues,

like maybe overweight or something like that. Yeah. Also not true. So, yeah. I wonder if people that just read and don't watch a lot of screens find that. And then if they, people that do normally read, for example, then watch some Netflix over a few weeks,

if they notice that. Yeah, true. I don't know. I mean, You'll never know You say you read But you listen to audiobooks It's not the same It's reading

It's reading It's not reading It's reading Someone's reading to me Okay You're being read to That's being read to That's reading

What are you a baby That's reading Read me a night game story Play ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Ailey. Play ZM. Producer Jared, tonight on the 23rd of February, we'll be engaging in Valentine's Day. Yeah.

At Valentine's. Yes. Bold move. Now, this was... Buffets are a passion of mine. This was a strategic move, wasn't it, Producer Jared, to avoid the crowds and overbooking of Valentine's Day. Yep. are a passion of mine. This was a strategic move, wasn't it, Producer Jared, to avoid the crowds and overbooking

of Valentine's Day. Yep. At Valentine's. At Valentine's. Okay. He's my dude. Was it booked out on Valentine's?

It was. It was actually. I tried. I tried for lunch, but I couldn't do it. And then I tried for dinner. I couldn't do it. Wow.

They couldn't even do lunch. And they say romance is dead. Yeah. Don't they? They say it. I haven't eaten at Valentine's since I was, I don't know, a kid, I think. What's the last time we went to Valentine's with you? Did we go for something as a joke?

I think my dad, for one of his milestone birthdays, it might have been his 60th, he said I'd love to go to Valentine's because we've got fond memories of kids. And I'll be honest, at the time I was disappointed. It was the Hamilton one and I don't think it exists anymore. It used to be everywhere. Rotorua? Does it have one?

It's got a Cobb and Co. Petone had one in the hut. They were everywhere. But now I can see Valentine's Wairoa Valley. Right. And Valentine's Monaco. I don't think they ever muscled into New Plymouth because of marbles. Marbles had a stranglehold on the buffet.

Yeah, a stranglehold on the buffet. Mitch, where are you going? I'm going to the Wairau Valley. Yeah. Okay. Nice. Okay, there's five left in New Zealand. Only five.

Hornby, Christchurch. Yep. Monaco, Hamilton, Rotorua, and the North Shore. Wait, is the one in the hut gone? Oh. I always love when you see an old Valentine's that's been turned into something like... Anytime Fitness in Hamilton. Yeah.

On the big roundabout opposite the courthouse. The irony of that, eh? Pizza huts. Pizza, old pizza, the shape of the pizza hut. Yes. I love it. It was a Tumblr account. R.O.P.

R.O.P. That used to be like, this used to be a pizza hut. Oh, yeah, great. And you'd send them photos of pizza Pizza Hut. Yes, I love it. It was a Tumblr account, R.O.P. R.O.P. That used to be like, this used to be a Pizza Hut and you'd send them photos of Pizza Huts. Like when you see an old service station. Yeah, iconic.

Jared, are you going to get, because it's a romantic date, are you going to get dressed up to go to Valentine's? I mean, jeans and a jumper. Jeans and a nice t-shirt. Jeans and a nice top. Jeans and a nice top

and some heels maybe. Just very casual, I think. Yeah, we've pre-booked our bottomless Coke glasses for our infinite refill of fizzy drink. Pre-booked.

Do they serve booze at Valentine's? Holy shit! I cost $60 an adult now. Yeah. My dog! Yeah, that's also part of the reason

we pushed it out so we could save up. Wow. But you could just go. You don't eat that much. I know. I know. You don't.

Okay, you don't eat much. We need a strategy. But the middie doesn't also eat meat. You're paying too much. Yeah, but she can hit up the seafood this time because she has since become pescatarian. Presbyterian. It's a branch

of the Anglican church. She's still pescatarian as well because she's said follow the Lord. You're going to get a ring on it if you want to get in there.

So yeah, we do need a strategy. You are the two worst people to go to a buffet. Why are you even bothering? Because we saw on TikTok that it's had a rejouge or something

and it looked quite nice. But you will eat one plate, my dude. If that. If that. Like when we go out to dinner, all of us, Jared will get like an entree. I finish this food.

I'm like the dad of the group. I hate saying, we're going to have to have a food. I wish I could only eat that much. I know, we'll order like side, main, pud, entree, everything. Yeah, you guys eat heaps. Wow.

That's why we're three big boys. That's what I was putting here to do. Because I need help. Okay, here's my granddad's absolute foolproof strategy. You have a big breakfast and then you don't eat again, but you are constantly drinking. Yeah, you can't have an empty tummy because your tummy will be shrunk. Yeah, you need to be like expanding it with water.

You need to be drinking as much water as you can. Stretch that tum-tum open, but you want that pre-buffet evacuation and the tummy's like, fill me up. And you're like, I got you. Yeah, I'd agree with that. If you get a soup, get the hell out of here. There's no room for soups.

There's no room for soups. Don't do fillers like breads and soups. Don't bother. I'm looking at the Valentine's menu. What they have on their buffet option. Soup of the day. Get out of here. Don't worry about that. Garlic bread. Usually, huge fan. Not happening. Are we not even

having a garlic bread? No, because that's taking up valuable real estate in the guts. Chips, fish, groujons, roast chicken, champagne ham, Indian curry of the week, steamed vegetable, roasted vegetable medley. Yum. Okay, a couple of roasted, but pick out the ones you want.

Don't go crazy on carbohydrates. Dig out the potatoes. If you like your taties, your kumara, a carrot's just going to take up space. Unless it's an amazing roast carrot. I'm talking a whole baby carrot. Yeah. Roasted.

Maybe skip it. The menu's looking great. Steamed rice. Yep. Not on the plate. But I love rice. A tiny bit. What if I'm having the curry of the week?

A tiny bit of rice with the curry. What am I having the curry of the week? Maybe the tiniest bit. The tiniest bit. Because my old strategy at Valentine's, you guys are going to hate it, was first dish, bowl of soup with some breads. Oh, my God.

Next dish, rice. You're already stuffed up. Butter chicken. Yeah. So heavy rice, just a heavy meal. No, you're out now. Then I'd get like a fish and chip medley. Yeah.

And then just two bowls of dessert. And then you've got to go pud. That's what you cannot. Is there a- You cannot go crazy because pud. Pud looks good. At a buffet, as go crazy because pud. Pud looks good. At a buffet, as good as always great. Pud, there's brandy snaps filled with cream.

What is it, Christmas? I love this. There's eclairs, lollies, fruit salad. There's a pavlova. There's usually a choccy fountain. There's usually a choccy fountain. And then what you do is you get mum's handbag at the end of the night and pour the jelly beans in there.

Fill it up with jelly beans. You can fill up your bottomless Coke glasses with the jelly beans. Can you? Yeah, you're allowed to, apparently. When I was last there. Don't quote me. Okay, yeah, right. So gardens and the salads, you've got garden salad, potato salad and coleslaw. I would skip all of those. Yeah, me too.

You're not here for a salad. Nah, you're here for meat and dessert. Seafood, half shell mussels? No. That's a roll of the dice. Don't do it. Tahitian salad. Oysters on request. Oysters for dinner. Right.

Do you like oysters? I don't, but I believe the middy does. She's Presbyterian now. I thought you said she's bad. She's going to be a horny Presbyterian when you get her home. Yeah, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's a horny Presbyterian, but she's going to be so full.

Okay, well, I'm excited for the, I think we're going to need a... Photo of everything you eat. Yes, and a play-by-play on Monday of how it all went. Yes, yes, yes. But take a photo, but don't be messaging us

because you need to be present. You've paid a lot of money for this romantic date. Does the vape kill the appetite? Maybe you need to lay off the vapes from about two o'clock this afternoon. No, no, vape doesn't do that. Because you'll be a little bit like, I'll have a ciggy rather than pud. No, no, vape doesn't do that. Because you'll be like,

I'll have a ciggy rather than pud. No, no, he'll be aggressive. Get rid of the ciggies, they want that appetite. Hummin'. No, no, no. God, I'm excited for this.

So am I. Oh, this is great. Good luck. What an eating event. We'll report back Monday. Play. ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Fletch Vaughan and Hayley

Silly little poe Silly little pole, silly little pole It is so silly, silly, silly That the silly little pole Silly little pole, silly little pole Silly little pole, silly little pole Silly little pole today is how close you should stand to people on an escalator. Yesterday, this happened to Shanley Pyjamas at the social media desk. She wasn't at the desk at the time.

Where was this escalator? A mall? Yeah, Newmarket Mall. Oh, right. And I had just gone to the chemist and had quite a big bag. So I was taking up not only my part of the step, but I would say I was encroaching over the middle part of the step too. Right. So you're tucked to the left of the step.

Yes. On an escalator. Yes. How busy is this escalator? Not too busy, but I waited a second to get on. Like there was some people on and I was like front and ready, hopped on. How much of a buffer did you leave in front of you? Two step.

Yeah, two step. That's two step for me. And then I just noticed someone like, like this lady just stands on my step next to me. You don't do that. And I didn't know what to do because then I didn't want to be weird and be like, go away and step up one

and then make a three person line. And so I just rode the escalator with her. Side by side. Was she older? No, about my, maybe 30s, but not old. Is it saying 30s isn't old? I thought about saying old, but then I remembered

my audience. No, but yeah, she was just there. When you messaged a group chat, I was like, oh, it's a guy. It's just some old guy that's into a bit of frottage. Wanting to get on a bit of frottage. I didn't know what that word meant, by the way, when you asked. It's cheese, isn't it?

Quick trip to urban dictionary. French for cheese. That's fromage. People on public transport and in public that stand close to people. Gross, gross, gross. But no, it was just a cheeky bit. Was it because you took your time waiting for two steps when you should have just done one?

I don't know, but I didn't notice her lurking when I waited my two steps. Like, it wasn't like we were both there and I pipped her to the, like, step. I didn't notice her around me. Because if it's super busy, like New Zealand busy, one step. But if you've been overseas in subways, sometimes you are once, you're on the step behind people. Yeah, but never share a step with a stranger

how bizarre it was so and then I was like is she gonna rob me and then because you guys know I've got my little my coup d'etat

so I'm armed at this point in the mall in Newmarket she's slipping it between her fingers like this like right I'm gonna shake it

where's your coup d'etat on this woman yeah I was like because I had about a hundred dollars of medication on me and I was like she's trying to get some pills.

She doesn't want your strepsils. You're alright. You're alright. You're alright. She doesn't want your strepsils. So, results. We asked you, what is the correct spacing for an escalator? Same step is fine,

one behind or a two-step buffer? 83% of people said a two-step buffer. Yeah, of people said a two-step buffer. Yeah, if it's not busy and you can wait, two steps. Two steps. 15% said one step, one behind. Yeah. And 1% said same step is fine. I hope we hear from that 1% in our comments.

The same step. Matt says, two steps back. Don't encourage on my personal space. What are you, Italian? Oh, are they, do they do this? Are they known for this, are they? For getting up in your... But again, you go overseas travelling in busy cities. There is no room on the escalator.

Matt said if you were in Finland it would be eight steps apart. Really? Everyone keeps it well apart. But the Italians pushing it all. Finland sounds like my kind of place. Do they hug much? Probably don't. Okay, good. Is that where you're moving, babe? I'm going to move to Finland.

He'll move there. Beth McIntosh of the McIntosh Toffees fortune says, In rush hour or event, one step is okay. Otherwise, it takes too long. Yeah. Two at all other times. Okay. Yeah, good.

Liam, who is standing on an escalator anyway? I'm walking, baby. I've got places to be. By extension, anyone who voted on the same step is the worst and should be given jail time because they're blocking my walking. Sounds like a fast gay. Yeah. Quick gay.

It's a big gay energy here. They saunter. A glide. But New Zealanders don't have escalator etiquette. Nah. They're standing on the left. We just stand and block the whole thing and forget that people like to get past. Hannah said

If someone gets a little close I'm not afraid to lit our little toot I'm sorry But back up and mind your space Stop tailgating me It's like slamming on your brakes On the motorway Wait who has a toot

Just ready to go on call I do I could push one out right now Could you Oh I won't do it Because I might poop myself Can you actually just do it I reckon I could No because for because I might put myself. Can you actually just do it? I reckon I could.

No, because for me it just... I could fart right now. Really? I don't want to try it just in case it's terrible. Okay. Tracy says, sorry, same step? No, no, no, no, no. It's absurd.

No one should do that. Amber, give me my space. I'm six months pregnant and I needs it. Yeah. You're probably going to be overhanging a step anyway yeah if you got one behind you you'd be bumping somebody

in the back of the legs with your belly also depends on the height of the person in front I don't want their ass at my eye level says Charlotte who's a shorty

oh yeah oh yeah right they go up probably get another foot on you especially if they're going to be popping in a fart at any given moment. You know?

You need to do some gaps, says Vanessa. Got to allow a reaction time if the person in front falls. Right, like mountain climbing. Yeah. How often are people falling? No, but do you know sometimes you see people get on and off of escalators? You're like, have you just come from the jungle? Is this your first time?

What's that movie? Fresh from the jungle. Where they find an escalator for the first time? Isn't there a first time? What's that movie where they find an escalator for the first time? Isn't there a movie scene? What is that movie scene? What is that movie? California Man?

It always reminds me of this. Yeah, like, have you never got on and off an escalator before? Yeah, maybe. Doesn't he go on, he goes on an escalator and he like,

can't figure it out? Yeah, like, what if you just come from the North Pole and this is your first escalator ever? He had come straight from the North Pole and this is your first escalator ever? He had come straight from the North Pole, if memory serves. Or from Blenheim.

Don't they not have escalators? Why would they have an escalator? They just got one a few years ago, eh? Everything's a single story. Okay, maybe I should be more open-minded. We're seeing a real growth in you right now. Are you being open-minded? The next time I see someone, I'll be like,

okay, they're just from Blenheim and it's their first time on an escalator and I'll be... This is good for you. I'll still be a bit... This is personal growth. Because, you know,

I'm always in a rush. Yep. Erica says, one step behind is fine, but if you're not walking up it, stand on the left and let people who actually understand

the purpose of an escalator walk past on the right. Yeah. It is clear, says Jane, that currently 15% of respondents are very tall,

thin people. One step behind, unless you're a beanpole and they're a beanpole, means your bulge could touch their bulge. Yeah, right. Plus, if both those escalators

are short, you are risking bum and face. Yeah, see, and then you've got accidental frottage. And then there's frottage and you didn't mean

for there to be frottage. There you go. That is a silly little poem. Give people some space. Give them a buffer for crying out loud. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. We had a friend come over for a couple of drinky-poos yesterday, and then Aaron and I decided to turn it into a bit of a date night.

With the friend, or did they leave? No, they left. They left. No, not with the friend, but yeah. Okay, because you said before you had a couple of activities. I was like, uh-oh. No, no, no. Our friend wasn't the activity.

Okay. But stay tuned. You never know. Okay, the first activity we did was we choreographed a dance, sort of like a Gay Gordon style dance. Now, the Gay Gordon, for those unfamiliar with it, it's sort of a folk dance. Funky kind of folk dancing. Hands in,

hands out, round we go, you know, round the corner. Honestly, like two drama students together. Two drama students. Is it trouble? Or is it weird? We choreographed it to the tune our Samsung washer or dryer

do. When they finish. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. It felt like it needed a gay Gordon. Can it not just

beat once? Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. beat once? No, stop. You can stop now. You can stop now. Why doesn't it just beep twice like every other washing machine?

Actually, I'm hanging out with you and Sade. Do you guys want to learn the dance? I will, yes. So you can also do the Gay Gordon when you wash her

and dry her. How complex is the dance? Very simple. This is date night. This is date night. This is date night. So we choreographed this in the kitchen. Of course you did. Yeah, and then before we went out to dinner

as part of the date, what we did is we sat down and we listened to We Are The World. Because this song's had a resurgence because of the Netflix. It never left my life. It never? But yes, it has had a resurgence because of the Netflix. It never left my life. But yes, it has had a resurgence

because of the Netflix doco about the making of the song in which it had all of the biggest stars at the time. Cyndi Lauper, Huey Lewis, Michael Jackson, Lionel Richie, Stevie Wonder, all the like. And they all came together and did this charity song. And so what we like to do is we like to play it and then we listen and each time, each new line, we say who's singing it.

So we sit there and we go, Lionel Richie. Yeah. Kenny Rogers. Yeah. How many times can you do this? It seems like you were just at Paul Simon. There he is. This is real sexy stuff. Here comes Billy Joel. Yeah, got it.

Michael on the chorus and that's what we do. And then if we don't, we can't quite get it right, Al Jarre always throws us. We go on to the Wikipedia and we're like, oh, that's where he is. There's always a couple. You're like, there's Dion. Where's Al Jarre hiding?

Yeah, he's sort of in the middle. He gets one little line and he was a bit drunk on the night, I believe. Oh, was he? Yeah, yeah, sort of in the middle. He gets one little line and he was a bit drunk on the night, I believe. Oh, was he? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I haven't seen the documentary. Did this date night lead to anything kind of sexy later? No, we slept in separate beds.

Oh, right. Top stuff. Okay, right. Came back from the pub. Yeah. Good night. Nice tight kiss. I thought the separate beds.

Nice 13-year relationship kiss. I thought the separate beds was only when he had the man flu. I've told you I don't want to go back. Right, okay. Does he know this? Well, I just say goodnight and I leave. And I hopped into my bed and I was asleep by like 8.45. That's good stuff.

Honestly, one of the best date nights. Who's singing what line in the charity fundraiser song We Are The World? And let's choreograph a Gay Gordon style dance to the Samsung I mean, before I put through these dates, we are in a cosy living cry. Those were both free.

We laid beside each other in bed last night, Shade and I watching, I was watching Daisy Jones and the Six. Oh yeah. Finally getting around to that. Nice. Chaos. Oh really? That woman is a tornado. And she was watching Griselda. Right.

Because I finished that. Yeah. And she put her leg out and I tickled it for a bit. And then I thought, I've had enough of tickling her leg. I want my leg tickled. Yeah. So you put your leg out. So I pulled my leg across.

No tickles. What? She didn't reciprocate the tickles? So I kicked. Yeah. To indicate. Tickle me. This now needs a tickle.

Yeah. No, the tickle's not received. So I pulled off her headphone and my headphone one ear and I said, I believe this leg is after some reciprocal tickles. And she said, okay, and went tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle, rub, finished. I'd been tickling for at least half of a Daisy Jones episode. Oh, yeah, that's not the same amount. You got short-changed.

Yeah, yeah, I did there. I'm in the tickle red. And then did the tickles lead to anything sexy? No, body pillow got put in the middle. Long-term fun, aren't they? Fun. The buffer got put in the middle. I still, by the way, have not had my birthday missionary.

And we are now three days past my birthday. Well, maybe tonight. Maybe over the weekend. Special weekend for Vawny Boy. Maybe when Hayley brings her special blue Hawaiian. It's almost now out of the zone of being a birthday treat. Yeah. Now it's just regular old marital sex.

Yeah. Oh, bugger. Oh, wow. You're really selling me on this relationship thing. Yeah, don't you want it? Don't you want to just... Play ZM's Fletchford and Hayley. It's the final rankings.

We do this every Friday. Oh, whose Friday flashback is it, by the way? Yours. Yeah, I did last week. I nailed it with Brittany. I hadn't even thought about it. You did nail it with Brittany. I'll help you out.

Maybe I'll play Blink-182 for everybody in Christchurch. Oh, I can't believe that. That sucks. Do you know what I listened to the other day, and I was absolutely loving it? When I saw her in Verona. Yeah. She said, I moved over.

Classic LMNOP. Well, Friday flashback coming up, but now final rankings. And every Friday we rank things into an order. Our favourite things today, it's go-to cafe breakfasts. Yeah. Brunches. So we're talking Big Brekkie. Big Brekkie's on the list.

Eggs Benedict. Everybody has a Big Breakfast. Eggs Benedict. Yeah. Eggs on toast Yep What about We did There was some controversy

On this one Mints on toast And also Corn fritters Corn fritters Um Come on Mints on toast

I think you're gonna find More often than a Corn fritter But absolutely not Not at every single What about There's gotta be like A cereal

Not a cereal, not a cereal but like a toasted muesli. A granola or a muesli. Omelette? There's always an omelette. Always an omelette. Always an omelette. Now, it's often a bagel with cream cheese and jam. Yeah, that's always an option.

Some sort of bagel-y, toasty jam situation. Yeah, like a toast, what about like a carb with preserves? You've got a bagel with preserve or you've got a toast with preserve. Some of these are pancakes. French toast. Yes. Do dip a toe in the French toast.

I'm just trying to look up like a generic cafe and see their menu because we live in Auckland where it's very high end sometimes. Yeah, and they're like asparagus with a blah blah blah yeah asparagus with a something roulade

with a pastrami crumb blah blah and sea foam and squid ink sea foam I just want an omelette

creamy mushrooms another text suggestion oh yes creamy mushrooms thank you I love creamy mushrooms yeah

taking your suggestions on dishes that appear in every cafe on 9696. Oh, I feel like this is going to be so hard, but I'm going to go. Yeah, avocado on toast. I know it is 2024 and it's like it does need to be considered. Yeah. Most places have it and some places will do it from a tube. Someone said chicken waffles.

Not every place has chicken waffles. We're talking about you're going to stop somewhere random and this item is going to be on the menu. A toasty? No, not on a breakfast menu. Or what about a Reuben? Is that more of a lunch or a brunch? It's not on every breakfast menu. Shut up.

You shut up. Hash brown stack. Potato hash. Yeah, there is a hash. But that's normally in a big breakfast. I think that's covered in a big breakfast. Pancakes. Yeah, we've got pancakes coming in. Yeah. Egg McMuffin. Well, now that's specific to a big breakfast. I think that's covered in a big breakfast. Yeah, we've got pancakes coming in.

Egg McMuffin. Now, that's specific to McDonald's. Yeah. Yes. It's got to be everywhere. It's got to be everywhere. Okay. Okay.

Number one. Number one. I'm just going to go scrambled eggs on a nice sourdough. The only thing is you pay for big breakfast and it's got fluff. It's got a grilled tomato. Sometimes the cheaper places will do baked beans. Yeah? I like baked beans.

It's the variety. And you always fall when you're finished. Yeah. Now someone messaged saying corn fritters on a breakfast menu must be an Auckland thing. Never seen it in South Island. We're getting too fancy there. Maybe we're getting too fancy. Because corn fritters would be up there for me.

I love a fritter. Eggs, Benny and an omelette I think would be mine. Scrambled eggs, eggs, Benny and an omelette. What number? One, two, three. What's number one?

Scrambled eggs. Scrambled eggs. With bacon. Yeah. And sourdough. Yeah. You're going scrambled bacon and eggs on toast basically.

Yeah. Yeah. And then what's your number two? Eggs, Benny. Yeah. And then an omelette. I would have thought you were going to have omelette before eggs, Benny. Yeah. Yeah. And then what's your number two? Eggs benny. Yeah. And then an omelette. I would have thought you would have omelette

before eggs benny. Yeah, maybe. Because you're an omelette guy. But then I also love the creamy mushrooms. I don't like eggs benny. I'll never get it. It's so lame.

It's so small. Yeah, and if they overcook the eggs, what are we doing? I'll go scramble the eggs with bacon on toast and then I'll go omelette, and then I'll go creamy mushrooms.

Someone text message in saying pie and a V. Is that Jared? No, that's not on every menu. Jared, don't text in. You're plugging the machine. Be a sausage roll in a Red Bull. Yeah, he's a sausage roll in a Red Bull. Okay, one, two, three.

I'm going to go big breakfast. It just depends. Like, is there a Rosti involved? Because if there's a R going to go, I'm going to go, big breakfast just depends. Like, is there a Rosti involved? Because if there's a Rosti involved, it's hard to say no. Okay, your private school girl's coming out. Yeah, no, my dude. Rosti's not on there by default. Hash brown.

It's a hash brown and a piece of white toast. I'm going to go, I love avocado on toast with a poached egg. Yeah. So basic. You're going to have to ask for that. I know. And I'll pay extra for the egg. Yeah.

You're paying $3.50, $4 for an egg to be plopped on top of that. I'll go, I'm not a huge fan of bacon. I'll say it. Wow. Thank you, Pam. I am going bougie. I'm going to go avocado on toast. Yes.

I'm going to go number two, I'm hitting a creamy mushroom. Yep. Number three, I'd do a corn fritter. If we're accepting corn fritter. I don't know if we weren't accepting corn fritter. I don't think'd do a corn fritter. If we're accepting corn fritter. I don't know if we weren't accepting corn fritter. I don't think we're accepting corn fritter. Everyone's got corn fritters. No, no one's got corn fritters.

Mince on toast would be more. Then I'll go mince on toast. You're going to go mince on toast for three. Number one is avo on toast. Number two is mushrooms on toast. Number three is mince on toast. Number one, big breakfast, always. Love a big breakfast.

What kind of eggs are you getting? Scrambled. Always. You get more eggs. Sometimes I do fried. Because fried is the alpha. What you do if you're like, I'm the big boy of the group and I don't care about cholesterol. It's still the same egg.

I'll show you. Heart valves. Oh, okay. So big breakfast to establish that I'm the alpha of the table. Second would be scrambled eggs and bacon. Yep. Just like a classic. But it's got to be heaps.

And third would be an omelette. You love omelettes. That omelette's got to be packed. I like that. None of us went sweet. None of us went like a pancake or french toast. No, no, no, no, no, no. You always, every now and then you're like, oh yeah, I do feel like a sweetie.

And then you eat it and you're like, kill me. If I'm really hungover, I'll do pancakes. Really? What about shakshuka? Not on every menu, mate. What's shakshuka? Not on every menu mate. What's shakshuka? You know tomatoes with eggs poached in them?

It's Turkish eggs eh? Yeah. Yeah. No for the tomatoes. Waffles with ice cream and maple syrup with a hash brown and bacon on the side.

Look I'm not mad about that. Lamb's fry. Lamb's fry and corn fritters at the Matamata RSA. Now. I don't like lamb's fry. Lamb's fry is not for everybody. It's not for everyone.

What's lambbs fry? It's awful. Awful. No. It's kidneys and livers, eh? Livers. Livers. Yeah, that's not for everybody.

That's a rich, that's a rich taste. Yeah, lambs fry is lamb awful. Why are we doing this, by the way? I'm so hungry now. Lambs fry can include testicles, liver,

sweetbreads, which is a nice way of saying you're eating their brains. Heart, kidneys and some... Oh no, wait a minute, what's just sweetbreads? Because then they go on to say the brain. Yuck. I thought sweetbreads was the brain. All of it's yuck for me. All of that is a no. Yeah. So what wins?

You won't let corn fritters on, but you'll spend 10 minutes talking about lambs fry. Yeah, a sweetbread is brains. Yeah, exactly. I'm going to put corn fritters third because we've mucked about here on lambs fry territory.. Sweetbread is... Yeah, exactly....is brains. I'm going to put cornbread as third because we've mucked about here in lambs fry territory. I think a good, healthy debate this morning. So what are we saying wins?

It's eggs on toast, isn't it? It's eggs on toast. No, it's just eggs on toast. That's floating around. Scrambled eggs on toast. Scrambled eggs on toast because you get more eggs. The winner. Play ZM's Fletch Vodaneli.

Play ZM. We're very lucky and excited because Chelsea Handler is not only coming back to New Zealand, but she is with us now. Now Chelsea, you have not been to New Zealand since 2019? I know. A couple of things have happened in the world that kept me at bay but now I'm trying to spread my love. Were we nice to you when you came?

Some countries really. Any country but my own I'm trying to spread my love. Were we nice to you when you came? It's all countries, really. Any country but my own, I'm willing to go. Yeah. Were we nice to you last time you were here? Do you have good memories? Yeah, I love coming to New Zealand. I've been there a few times now. We went up north after my last show there. My cousin and I went on a road trip.

We went to one of those beautiful lodges on the beach. And yeah, it was really, it was kind of a special trip. So yeah, I always love, I love traveling. So that's kind of my wheelhouse. I like to experience different things. And New Zealand doesn't get enough action. It doesn't seem like

not enough people hit up New Zealand. Oh, we've literally got like everyone here at the moment. You're going to be joining a lot of very cool people. You've got Jason Momoy. I don't know if you know him. He's a very close friend of mine.

And we've got Jack Black and Jennifer Coolidge is here. It is a cool place to visit. All the C-Libs come. Oh, good. That's a good roster, you guys. Yeah. So you're bringing your... I can say this on air, can't I? Yeah. Yeah, it's fine. You're bringing your new tour, Little Big Bitch. Yes, I was

a little big bitch who turned into a big, big bitch. Yeah, right. Yeah, me too. I've turned into a bigger big bitch over the last few years. I've never heard a term define, I don't know, women better than little big bitch. I was kind of born a bitch. I was like, I was born into a family that already had too many kids. I looked around at my parents and thought, who's in charge? Because neither one of you seems like you have it together. So I took it upon myself to kind of, I knew from an early age, I needed to separate from them because we didn't see eye to eye. I had big plans and they were not part of it. I remember like flying with my mom on our first plane ride. I was like 10. And I

remember walking on a plane. You know, it's pretty exciting. The first time you fly as a kid, wait, what? And I remember walking past the first class You know, it's pretty exciting the first time you fly as a kid. You're like, wait, what? And I remember walking past the first class section and sniffing. Like, I was like, oh, this seems like my group. You know, like I should probably sit. And my mom was like, no, no, no, no, no. And ushered me back to the end of the plane. She's like, sweetie, we have six children in our family.

We will never be able to afford to fly first class. Those are not your people. We are your people. I'm like, you are not my people. And I ended up coming back from that trip and I was never more motivated. I was only 10 years old. So I was like, well, what legally can I do for work? And I was like, well, babysitting, there are no parameters around babysitting. So I started a babysitting company. I lied. I said I was 15 because I always looked older than I was. I was only 10, but I lied. I said I was 15.

And I spent that summer babysitting for a 14-year-old boy. At the age of 10. That's right. And I made like three grand that summer from babysitting. I babysat for all sorts of people. But my one client slash patient, because he was a little bit, I babysat for him for three years. So until he was 17 and I was 13, I was his babysitter. Did he ever know? Did you ever tell him? No, no, I didn't tell him. I mean, hopefully they figured it out by now because my

name is Chelsea Handler and I'm sure they put two and two together, but once I made that, I made $3,000. Like in my first summer, I saved all this money. And the next time my mom said we were going to California from New Jersey, which is where I grew up, we were taking another plane ride. I was like, I got my ticket this time. And I didn't tell my mom, I didn't tell anyone. I waited until we boarded the plane and I found my seat. I was with my two idiot brothers this time, and my mother. And I found my seat, which was 2C. I sat down, and I looked at my brothers, and I was like,

see you idiots at the end of the flight. Oh, my gosh. That's amazing. I thought I was a little shit when I was a kid. You sound like a handful. Vaughn, who has two daughters that are going to be reaching 13. God, it would be great to see a bit of this.

We call it in New Zealand, like moxie, I guess it's called in the States, but we call it like a bit of mongrel. That's just amazing. Because I thought it was going to be the situation I've got with my daughters where the older one thinks she can like weigh in on parental decisions. She'll be like talking down to her younger sister. I'm like, no, no, no, no, no. You're not part of this committee.

Piss off. But you're out there making money, babysitting all the kids, just like upgrading your own flights. I loved it. I looked around at my family and I just remember thinking, no, no, no, no. This is not going to cut it. And so I had to be like, I had to be an entrepreneur.

I started a hard lemonade stand when I was eight because all these other girls were selling lemonade. I was like, guys, we're not going to make, I'm not going to work for $5 a day. Like we have to start implementing gin, whiskey, tequila. That's where the money is. It's all in booze. Yeah. Wow. So you walked into

a liquor store and you're like, I am 18. No, I just stole it from my parents. I stole it from them. I stole it from my parents. I stole it from them. I stole it from my parents. I was like, listen, I'm going to need this because I'm working today. And, you know, at that point, by the time I was six or seven, they were like, listen, she's out of control. We can't control her.

She's doing her own thing. And I appreciated the independence because I needed independence. I felt like childhood was an insult to my intelligence. Like I felt like, oh, my God, when am I going to be free of these people? So you just skipped it altogether. What does your family make of you now that you are a first-class passenger citizen? Yeah, well, they were like, I guess you were right about a lot of things. I'm like, I told you guys to follow my lead.

If you follow me, I will take you to the mountaintop. And I was like, I am going to the mountaintop with or without you. You can either listen or you can sit there. Get on board. As we can see in the background, you are literally on the mountaintop. Yeah, where are you? Yes, this is right. It's life imitating art, imitating whatever.

Whereabouts are you? We can see a snowy background. I'm in Whistler, Canada. This is my winter home. Oh, my God. And she's wearing a beanie. Delicious. Well, we can't wait to have you here. It's July, isn't it? July 5th. You're in Auckland at the Town Hall and then you're going down to St. James Theatre in Wellington on July 6th. It'll be our winter too. Won't look as pretty as that. No, our winter's... Especially winter in Wellington. It's windier and slushier.

Oh yeah. There's snowier and slushier. Oh, yeah. There's snow, though, in the wintertime there, guys, right? No, not in the North Island. Not really. Oh, oh. Just some rain. I'm getting my island confused. Yeah, South Island's got the snow.

Yeah. And maybe you could jiggle those dates. Go down to the South. Yeah. Looking forward to seeing you. Thank you so much for chatting to us. Okay, guys, have a great day. Thank you. Thank you so much for chatting to us. Okay, guys, have a great day. You too.

Thank you. I saw a photo online of the, and I think we've met up before, the world's shortest woman and the world's tallest man. Yes, they had another photo together. They had another photo. They've had one before in the past. Are they both Mongolian?

He was, or is he? Mongolia had both, I believe, the shortest and the tallest person at one stage. Oh, really? Okay. Feel that throat singing. Yeah, that's what makes you grow. Lengthens the body, does it?

Yeah, or shortens it. Depends on what tone you hit. So looking at this, so she is, I'm trying to find her height. She is very small. So he's this, so she is, I'm trying to find her height, she is very small. So he's at 251 centimetres. 251, so

2.5 metres. Yeah. He's 2. He just put the basketball hoop would be down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Would be down, wouldn't it? Yeah, that's 8 foot 2. Yeah, and she is 62.8 centimetres tall. 62.8 centimetres is two foot.

Yeah. Wait, so how many feet did you say he is? Eight foot. So a basketball hoop is 10 foot. Yeah, so he'll just be able to reach. He'll be able to reach and pop it in like that. Because it spans four foot each arm. Yeah.

Oh my God, that's ridiculous. Now, look, there's a photo and he's holding up his shoe next to her Spans Four foot each arm Yeah Oh my god That's ridiculous Now look There's a photo And he's holding up His shoe next to her And like She's nearly the height Of the shoe

And I don't know why I saw the photo And I thought like They're not together Are they No No No they're just there

Because It wouldn't work She's the shortest He's the tallest Yeah exactly But she would need A tall boyfriend She'd need a tall boyfriend

Anyway this is what I thought I had to help her like get to things and whatnot. This has sparked in me a phoner. Yeah. Are you and your partner total opposites?

Like are you four foot something and you've got a really massive boyfriend? Or do people just look at you and think that doesn't make any sense? It annoys you when short girls...

When I see tiny, tiny, tiny little women with really, really big men, I'm like, you've got to leave the big men to the big girls. There's no rules about this. There's no rules. No, there's no rules. And the big girls can only be with the small boys.

Goth with jock. Yeah, exactly. Yes. Goth with jock. Yes. Are you and your partner just total opposites? Because that's what they say, opposites attract. Yeah, there you go. Yes. Are you and your partner just total opposites? Because that's what they say, opposites attract. Yeah, there you go.

Yeah. It's a saying. I know it's a saying. It's a saying. I'm familiar with the saying. Are you familiar with the saying? Yeah, but you said it like, you looked at me as if you'd just come up with it.

Yeah, I just did honestly. No, you didn't invent it. Opposites attract has been around for ages. Has it? It's almost science. And do they? Do they? Yeah.

Because I go, like, I look at me and Aaron, I'm like, we make sense. I'm a tall girl. Yeah. He's a tall boy. Because how tall are you? 5'11". He doesn't look that much taller than you, does he?

No, I'm 5'11". He's 6'6". I'm tall for a girl. He's tall for a boy. That makes sense. And, like, fashion-wise, I mean, you know, like we're not super different. No.

You wouldn't want a caravan, though. Why? You'd be banging your head in the whole time. You know, when you get into a caravan. Yeah, you're not a caravan couple. No, we're not caravan couples. It's too long for a caravan. You're not even an RV couple.

No, no, no, no. Oh, hey, could be a motorhome. We're not even a new build couple. We need high stud ceiling. You do, you do. Yeah, yeah. I know, I know. Anyway, that's my call for action here.

Right, so you want to hear from couples that are total opposites. Yes, total opposites. In any field. Whether it's height or looks or anything. Ha! Or looks. No, you mean like. Like appearance.

No, you said like, you know, like a goth with a jock. Yeah, yeah. You made it sound like if you're a zinger with a minger. Well, we'll hear from zingers with mingers as well. Yeah, maybe if you know that you're a total ten and you're with a two. I think you're more likely to hear from the mingers saying, I'm with a zinger. The zinger's not going to run up and be like, oh, I've got a minger.

We might need to see a photo. And we'll be the judge of the minger-zinger scale. Speaking of old sayings like opposites attract, the age old Greek saying, one man's minger is another man's zinger. Maybe your total opposites, maybe you're 30 and he's 89.

There you go. And he's about to die and he's got a mansion. Yeah, maybe. And you didn't even know. It's true love. No, it's true love. It's true love. It's obviously true love. We want to know if you're an opposites couple.

Yeah. Because I looked at the photo of the world's shortest woman and the world's tallest man and my head was like, oh, I didn't know they were together. They're not. But it's given me a funny image of complete opposite couples. And we're getting some amazing messages in. I love this last one that just came in. My partner is a bearded grease monkey diesel

mechanic that loves anything with an engine. I'm a hippy dippy vegan social worker that collects crystals. Wait, yeah, wow. I love that. Opposites attract. Opposites attract. You didn't come up with that. Opposites attract. Claire, are you and your partner quite opposite?

Good morning, guys. Good morning. Yes. Well, I'm 5'4". Yeah. And my partner's 6'9". Six! 6'9"!

And he's 23 and I'm 24, so it's... Wow, you've got a tall oldie. And you're a short youngie. Do you know, all I can think is that if you get in the car after he's been driving, how long it would take for your seat to go... He's got to adjust the chair before he even thinks about it. Yeah, totally. Wow.

You listen to me, boy. Claire, wow, thank you. Keep your texts coming in. Are you an opposites couple? We have asked you, are you in an opposites couple? And we did tease just before that song, the lesbians have chimed in. More entertainment.

This is the lesbian. Yeah. Who have since messaged and saying, I am the lesbians. Thanks, heteros. Okay, yeah. You're welcome. You're welcome.

I am clearly a lady lover. Yep. Clearly in capitals. Clearly a lady lover. Short hair Clearly in capitals. Clearly a lady lover. Short hair and butch. Ute. Obviously. Let's just get a car check there.

I think it's probably Ute. It's got big Ute energy so far. Car check. My girlfriend has recently jumped the fence to Lesbianville. Oh, right. She's new to town. She escaped Hetro-town. Hetro-ville.

And jumped into Lesbianville. Jumped the fence and's new to town. She escaped Hetro-town. Hetroville. And jumped into Lesbianville. Yeah. Jumped the fence and she's a full-blown lipstick lady. Oh, yeah. Complete opposites. Complete opposites. Hot! And I said it before, opposites attract.

Okay. He's really trying to claim that. Really trying to get your name cited as the- Mazda Retenza. Oh, really? The Maz? Okay. She drives a Mazda Retenza. You've got a- Haven't you got the same car? She bought a Mazda Atenza. Oh, really? The Maz? Okay. She drives a Maz Atenza.

You've got the same car? She bought a Mazda BT50, I reckon, if she's staying in the Mazda family. Aaron's got the Mazda BT50. Aaron's got the lesbian truck. I've got the Mazda Altenza. There's a Matenza and an Al. They're too similar. Aaron, do you have a lesbian vehicle?

Do me and Aaron both have lesbian vehicles? I think we do, yeah. Oh, that's hot. Wow. The universe is telling you something. It's good, though, that I drive around for the lesbians to know. Yep. I'm not closed off.

My fiancé is a mountain biker who frequently hurls himself down large hills. Yeah. He loves a thrill and a gamer. Meanwhile, I make pottery and read smut books. Hey, well, join Hayley's morning book club on Facebook. Yeah. I'm a vegetarian and hate the thought

of animals being killed for eating and my partner is an avid hunter. Oh my God. How do you put that to the side? I know.

That's wild. It's probably hot. My boyfriend is 5'6 and I am a woman at 6'2. Oh, wow. You do it. You do it.

Go save a short king. Yep. He has brown eyes and long brown hair down to his belly button. I have a buzz cut. He has freckles all over his body. I have numb. I have long pubic and body hair, and he is nearly always hairless. He is in corporate real estate, and I am a car girl who works at the local mall.

What is that? I love that. That's so opposite? I love that. That's so opposite. I love that. Hearing from a lot of people that are dating introverts when they're extroverts. Oh, yeah.

That kind of works. It's a good balance. It is good. Let's just say it's time to go home. Sports head married to a beauty queen? Yep. Someone said, when my fiance and I started dating,

I got asked when we went out like dancing if I was okay and if I wanted to swap places on the dance floor I was like that's weird But it was People just thought he was creeping on me So he must have been He must have been with a zinger

And he must have been a minger We've got a minger zinger on our heads But now that we're older I think we're pretty even Men do get better with age Aging like a fine wine. Like a fine wine. She is just all fallen a bit for him.

So am I. I'm aging like a fine wine. It is eight o'clock and we are already late for the game. Wait, you don't want to answer Hayley's question? I didn't hear the question.

Oh, guys, the lesbian's hitting on me. What's she saying? Would you hold your hand, Hayley? Hot lesbian ride too. All right. All right. It's 8 o'clock Play

ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley Play ZM Okay we need to We're going to talk about Something else But we've done a shuffle To address some heruvias

I laughed so hard I've hurt my already A little bit sore throat I hurt myself from laughing Baby So as you know Sex.life is out at the moment We're two episodes released Second one was released I've hurt my already a little bit sore throat. I hurt myself from laughing. Baby. So as you know, Sex.Life is out at the moment. We're two episodes released.

Second one was released on Wednesday. Vaughn has been avidly listening and loving it. I'm a big supporter. Season one, season two is completely different than season one. Completely, yes. Season two is all about Morgan Penn, sexologist, our dear friend. Yes. She's going out into the sort of underbelly of the sexual environment of New Zealand.

So each episode she's doing something different, whereas in season one she was at sex school the whole time, just doing different things each day. And now you'll remember in season one we had Longshlong, and that was his code name. We never were allowed to know his name, his real name. I still don't know it, to respect his privacy. And in this season, Morgan is taking along a gentleman to these things,

to experience with her. And his sort of codename in the podcast, if you haven't listened, is Cowboy. Now that's why it's revealed in ep one. Anyway, we call him Cowboy. And Morgan Penn actually joins us on the phone. Delightful to have you this morning. Good morning. What an interesting wake-up call.

Yeah. So, well, we've got to address rumours. There are now rumours. I thought it might just be me because I know you. That was very like, who is this cowboy? Everyone wants to know. Very supportive sounding chap from the first two episodes of Sex.Life. Yeah, he's a hero so far.

And remember, we haven't finished, you know, we can't know everything. But he's a lovely guy. So far. So far. Halfway through the season, could he take a villain arc? Also, born behind the scenes is messaging Morgan, like, is it this guy? Is it this guy? I'm glad, no names, but I'm glad it wasn't the person that was my first guess.

I'm allowed one guess a day. That's who Cowboy is, but I don't even know if I know Cowboy. But here's the funny thing. I was doing research because you've got a, you put a photo on your Instagram of Cowboy before the swingers party that you go to in episode two. And so I went to do some research, look at this person's build to see if that's who I thought it was.

Yeah. And the photo you've taken is in Fletcher's bathroom. We've discussed this before. Very photogenic bathroom. It's been used before. It's been used before. Successfully. Successfully.

It's when I'm there at that stage and I see it's Fletcher's, that I see our next photo, Fletcher's cat is in the picture. Now, Major Murray Fluffington. Or as you called him in a power pussy. Yeah, there's a couple of pussies in there. So then I read the comments. And I present to you now the comments of Morgan's post before the swingers party with Mysterious Cowboy in Fletcher's bathroom.

At Major Murray Fluffington, what are you doing there? So if Fletch isn't cowboy, he at least know who cowboy is. But Fletch, you weren't home this weekend. I know because this was the weekend I was away and Morgan was house sitting for me but Morgz this is not the first time is it that people have asked you whether or not

Fletch is cowboy no it's not and I actually thought oh god I woke up and I saw all those comments and I thought oh no Fletch is going to be so mad at me one of my oldest friends. We've started the rumour mill. I'm sure Women's Day will be calling.

I'm going to have to tell everybody that Fletch is not a cowboy. Everyone's going to ask and I'm going to be like, no. That's not what these comments say. Brookie Drum says, yes. I'm excited to listen. Side note, that's Fletch's bathroom. God, it's weird people know what

my bathroom looks like. I know, it's quite famous. Anna Larson is at FletchNZ, the mystery cowboy. JonahKahu07, that's FletchNZ's cat in that photo. The moment you can't unsee, MJane, the moment you can't unsee MJ The moment you can't unsee Fletch NZ

His bathroom His cat And his cowboy I remember when I asked Morgan If she could house sit And cat sit Major Murray Fluffington For this weekend

You did say Oh my god this is perfect I've got a party Around the corner So I feel like This is the party Also our good friend... Yeah, you did bring him around for a little...

A rodeo. Todd, our mutual friend. Yeah, we all know Todd and we love Todd. He said... Todd's got a bathroom pic. The things that poor cat has seen. Which is he referring? He's referring to Major Murray Fluffington,

who whenever anybody houses Fletcher's house, there's always some shenanigans. As well as the shenanigans that Fletch gets up to on the daily. I might just have to start putting Major Murray Fluffington into a cattery. Into a cattery for his own sake. For his own sake. So Morgz, just so we get the record straight,

is Carl Peter Fletcher, Fletch NZ, cowboy? No, he is not. There we go. Okay, but Vaughn still needs to know who it is. No, he's going to have to be a better detective because he's coming up with duck eggs. Isn't it just bizarre that people would start hunting for clues and they're like, that's the bathroom. That's his cat.

Well, if you listen to the podcast, you kind of know why you want to know who it is. Right, okay. Because he's a main character. He's a main character. Okay. All right, well, Morgan Penn, sexologist, thank you so much for joining us this morning.

And if you haven't checked out season two, the first two episodes of the podcast already, you can do that on iHeartRadio or wherever you podcast. That's right. Thanks, Morgz. Thanks, Morgz. Thank you, guys. See ya.

Bye. ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley. People aren't convinced that you're not cowboy, by the way. Because Morgan had a slight hesitation. Morgan hesitated. She was doing a pause for effect He's not What was I doing that weekend

I need to find out what weekend it is and I'll get some proof that I was out of the city He's not If you've listened to the podcast you'll know we've said this guy seems like caring Emotionally available It's not me of the podcast, you'll know we've said this guy seems like caring.

Emotionally available. It's not me. Just got out of a long-term relationship. Not me. It's not. Anyway, speaking of embarrassing stories, yesterday we had a bit of a meeting after work and that got brought early.

Brought forward a bit, which was lovely, great. I did that meeting and then I left and then I had an appointment at 11.30 so I had like a bit of time and I said, oh, I'll go to the supermarket and I'll get stuff for afterwards so that once my appointment's finished, which is only 30 minutes, sausages won't go off. Yeah. Ooh, you don't leave sausages in a hot summer car for half an hour. No, I did. You just don't, you don't

when you took them home, you didn't refrigerate them, eh? Yeah, yeah, shove them in the fridge. Oh no, I wouldn't have done that. I just left them at room temp. No, good. Cooked the hell out of them. Well, you didn't end up eating them anyway because we went out for dinner. So, I'll eat them some point over the weekend. Anyway,

because of the extended length of gap between the meeting, leaving this building, leaving work and going to my appointment where there was a toilet, I needed to pee. I needed to pee when I left the building. And sometimes as I'm like heading towards the car park, I'm like, I gotta pee, man, but I can't be bothered. You can literally pee before you go to the car park

and there is one in the car park. But sometimes when I like have all my stuff in my hands, I just want to get to the car. And I was like, I'll be fine. I'll make it till 1130. I sort of didn't because I went to, the only supermarket near where I was going was an Epsom, which was the Faroes.

Oh, it's a posh one. Posh. Okay. But I wasn't doing a huge shop. I was just getting enough for some nibbles and some sausages. So I was like, fine, I'll just pay a bit extra and I'll go in here. It must be nice. And then I went in and I was busting to wee.

Well, just go into the toilet. There wasn't a toilet in this supermarket. Did you ask? No. But I looked around. It's small, it's small. There wasn't a toilet. It's not like a massive bank and save.

This is when a rule's having kids. No one's going to say a kid can't use a toilet. You're all. There wasn't a toilet. It's not like a massive This is when a rule's having kids. No one's going to say a kid can't use a toilet. You're like, I'm so sorry, would we be able to use a toilet? And you're like,

it's you, but you usher towards the kid. And they're like, oh yes, yes, yes, come on. Wow, that could be the first good reason for having a kid. I've literally just heard

the only reason that I would have a child. No, it's handy. Literally the only reason. It's handy. Okay. Yeah, that and someone doing my baby when I am. I plan on doing it when they're older teenagers as well.

Twitties. Excuse me, I've got a child. Is it possible to use the toilet? Sorry, my daughter. She's like, Dad, I'm 28. She's like with her boyfriend. I'm older. Sorry, my daughter.

Excuse me, my daughter would love to use the bathroom. I might need to change her. She's got her own children. Yeah. I'm going to use her as the access to the bathroom. Anyway, I have a weak bladder at the best of times. Like, truly, it's a bad bladder. Because you're down a little kidney.

Down a kidney. No, not down a liver, but surely that thing's not functioning well. And I did that thing where, like, I was holding on, and I was nearly at the stage of having to, like, hold it. And so I did the thing where I was super interested in something on the bottom shelf. You know when you go like that and you can kind of like wedge your leg.

Oh, hello. In there to sort of stop it. Really looking at, what was it? It was like chilli oils or something. God, what chilli oil do I want? Because it was quite busy in the supermarket and I didn't, like I couldn't move. Otherwise it would come out.

And then this woman came in and out of the whole shop, the one thing she wanted to look at was the chilli oils. So I could feel her behind me and my bladder was like, absolutely bursting at the seams. And so she was sort of there and so I kept trying to go out and I was like, I'm still just deciding

what chilli oil I want. Why didn't you just ask for a bathroom? It's too late at this point. It's nearly coming out. Someone messaged in a couple of points at this stage of the story. Farrow Epsom definitely has a public toilet. Does it? There's a sign for it, they said.

And somebody else said, if you were just nipping into a supermarket, Royal Oak Pack and Save is approximately three minutes drive from Epsom. Well, it was too late. I was in Farrow's. Anyway. Too good for Pack and Save, are you? No, I'm not too good for Pack and Save is approximately three minutes drive from Epsom. Well, it was too late. I was in Faroes. Anyway. Too good for Pack and Save, are you? No, I'm not too good

for Pack and Save. I love Pack and Save. When's the last time you went? There is not one near my abode nor my workplace. There is? Where?

There literally is right off the motorway. Where's the escape one? That's not near my house. That's a peel off in a turn. As close to your house as QMU New World.

No, it's not. QMU New World. No, it's not. QMU New World is lovely fruits and vegetables. I'm Google Maps him. Wow. Google Maps him. She's too good. Anyway, the woman wouldn't move and she was looking, she wanted to get where I was, so I had to stand up,

but my bladder was not ready for it. And as I stood up, I wear my pants a little bit. Oh, my God. I thought this story was going to be like You went and found a toilet No a little wheeze came out Not enough that you would notice Not enough that she would have known

And I wear undies And little shorts So there was a double Absorbent layer And I weebed my pants a little bit And it must really- It was like a release of the valve. I was like, pssum.

That was it. Pssum. Just enough. Pssum. And then I was like, okay, I've got enough hold now. Right. And I can go- Well, there was a toilet there the whole time.

It's crazy that there was a toilet. I looked. And that there can be a pressure release. Yeah, well, it was like so full that just a... Shump? Was it enough for me to be able to re-strengthen? Wow. Jeez Louise.

So I've got to work on the Kegels, I think. Yeah. And join us next week when we take a private schoolgirl to pack and save. Wow. It's huge in here. Play ZM's Fletch Vodden Ailey. Play ZM. Huge in here. This coming Monday, it's a new chance to win ZM's Five on Time. Make sure you're listening, 8 o'clock Monday.

It is your first chance to win your share of up to $50,000 cash with a new game. We're going to give you chances throughout the day at 8 and 4. We're going to start at $5,000 on Monday morning. You've just got to say time when you think the timer gets to 5 seconds. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Not 4.29. No. Not 5.01.

Exactly. Now, if nobody gets it, it's going to jackpot $1,000. We had a red hot go, actually, all of us yesterday. Vaughan, I think Fletch was the closest. I was 4.10. Me and Vaughan both hit really under. Yeah. You said time

at how long? I was like 3.4. Yeah, I think I did 3.8 or something like that. Oh, Carmen got 5.07. So as close as anybody. Wow, she was probably counting in her head though. You know? Oh, Carmen got 507. Whoa. So as close as anybody. Wow. She was probably counting in her head, though.

You know? Yeah. Oh, you're allowed to do that. You're allowed to do that. That's not a rule. That's not a rule. It's the only way to do it. Right now it's time for... Fact of the day, day, day, day, day.

I missed everything. She only got 6.6 seconds. Did she just fall asleep? Did she wake up? Time. 6.6. The last fact of billionaire week, and I had a fact about wage discrepancy amongst billionaires.

Okay. So how there's lots of people who are just in like the single billions. Yeah. And then there's a massive gap between them and the mega billionaires. Okay. And then I pasted the wrong link.

I pasted a link to a story about Russell Crowe shaving off his beard. And I thought we could do the phone run. How did you immediately make yourself look younger? Yes. Which apparently didn't make the cut for the show. And I'm not hurt by it. But sometimes I wonder why I bother.

But I didn't post the link to the story. So I'm just going to give you another. Sometimes I wonder why you bother. Sometimes I wonder why I bother. So I'm going to give you another billionaire fact. You can't Google it. I tried and I can't remember the keywords of what I Googled. I hate when you forget the keywords or you're using the keywords to try and find it and you can't find it anymore.

And I did it on my other computer so it doesn't tell me the history of my Googling on here. Carwin said maybe if you're on time for planning, you would make the cut more often. It's not worth it. It's just not worth. It's just not worth. That's fair, man. You make your choices. It's not worth getting up the first time my alarm goes off just to get a phoner on.

I've been doing this for nearly 20 years. There's no ego in me not getting content on the show anymore. Yeah. Does he care? He cares. He cares-ish. He cares-ish. He cares-adjacent.

He cares-adjacent. He cares light. He cares free trial. He cares-ish. He cares-adjacent. He cares-adjacent. He cares light. He cares free trial for 30 days. He cares no bags. Yeah. He cares seat only. He's still going. He's still going.

But he doesn't care that much. He's got other shit going on. He doesn't need the movies and a chicken dish. He's got a septic tank issue, my dudes. He's taking up a lot of grey matter. He can't cares premium. He cares light. All right.

So I've just found another fact. I'm going to chuck it instead. Okay. It better be good though. It's the last one. It is. It's about the makeup of billionaires. 90% of billionaires are men.

Classic. It's men again, isn't it? Wow. Wow. 90% of billionaires are men. Wow. That is a patriarchy at play. 65% of billionaires are white. White, correct.

I like this game. And 60% of billionaires are... Straight. No, way more. Remember yesterday we literally ran out of list of openly gay billionaires. It was like 11. Gay billows. Gay billows.

He was the one that took the ring to destroy it. He had to destroy the one ring, didn't he? Was it over the age of 50? It's me, gay billows. It's me. Gay O's Baggins. Why I never. I got to go get the ring. What do I get to go get ring for?

I'll just make another one. I've got so much money. Over the age of 50? And that one's very plain. Old? Yes, correct. 60% of billionaires are 60 years old. Old white men.

Old white men Old white men Which is great news for me Because I'm already male Already white Already getting older Getting older all the time You just don't care enough to turn up to make money though That is a problem

You can't inherit it from my parents because they don't have billions. Yeah. Even if you won lotto, you wouldn't be a billionaire. I know. Unless you won mega billions. You'd have to gamble your lotto. That would be a really interesting fact. How many billionaires? One there.

There are no lotto lottery. Even the American lotteries, they drip Fiji money yearly. Yeah. So you would never be able to invest enough. Be a millionaire. Biggest lottery win, biggest lottery win ever was Holy Moly. The Powerball in the United States hold the world record for the largest prize ever.

Awarded the prize top to 2.3 billion Australian dollars. What? 1.586 billion US dollars. That's awful. But they would have paid- You can't do that to someone. It was spread between three ticket holders in January 2016. So they all got half a billion dollars each.

Half a billion US dollars. So they're half a billionaire. 500, you're half a billionaire. Poor. So today's fact of the day is if you are an old white man, chances are a little higher for you that you're a billionaire. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Yeah. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.

Play. ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. I got sent a link to something yesterday that I very much want. It's a badge that you wear, and it has a sliding scale on it of how much of your social battery there is remaining. Yeah. Which is great. It would just really let everybody know I'm-

Oh, Vaughan. Teemu. How much? Teemu, $2.57. $2. Make the purchase, pull the trigger. Oh my God, yeah, they're everywhere. They're basically-

So you just put it on and you'd be like, hey, I'm going to move it to the middle? Yeah, yeah, I'm fading. I'm seeing seven different social battery levels. Starts at a very dark red with an upside down smiley face. Then it goes to like a lighter red and then an orange. And then neutral yellow in the middle. Straight, not happy, but not sad.

And then you've got three levels of green right up to full smiley face. Yeah. This is you., we should. This is you. Absolutely. This is you. Yeah, team is riddled with these. Yeah, one of the comments on the TikTok is,

imagine being in a conversation with someone and they just suddenly move their pin down a couple. I'd do it. What a great way to let them know they're not picking up on hints that you're done with them. You couldn't do it in front of someone. Not even you would be able to do that. It's like on bloody Love on the Spectrum when he's doing the speed dating

and then he just starts writing on his card, no, in front of the speed dating person as they're still on the date. Are you saying board is on? Well, maybe, maybe. Love on the Spectrum. The thing is, I reckon it would like slide around, wouldn't it? And it would constantly be like sliding up to happy. It looks, I don't know how it's on there, but it looks pretty good.

I think it clicks. I think it clicks in. In the video where he moves it. It looks like it's got a big clicker. Oh, and the badge is shaped like a battery too, like an AA battery. Yeah, this is great. This is exactly what you need. I just glue mine on green, bright green.

You know what I mean? All the time? Just glue it on green. It must be hard always being on bright green though. I just glue mine on green, bright green, you know what I mean? All the time? Just glue it on green. It must be hard always being on bright green though. I know, yeah, sometimes I'm a

slightly duller green. But you'll never go to red? Nah, not really. Like a nuclear battery. Yeah. Okay, well,

they're on Teemu, but when I got something on Teemu last time, it was like, you've got to get up to $30 for free shipping. For free shipping. Or for shipping. There wasn't even a chance to pay for shipping.

Expensive. Yeah, next time you order on Timu, get a social battery. I ended up with 500 Pokemon stickers. I was like, buy some more stuff. I was like, I don't know what I want to buy. And then I saw Pokemon stickers. I was like, that'd be cool. And then there was another one and it was like,

now you're only $5 away. I was like, saw Pokemon stickers and I was like, that'd be cool. And then there was another one and it was like, now you're only $5 away. I was like, more Pokemon stickers. Scientists have looked into sexy voices. Who's got the sexiest, or celebrities with sexy voices? Now I know you said that

we're short on time. I've got 20 on this list. Oh, I'd do five, I reckon. Do you reckon there's only five? There is some absolute. We could just ask Georgia if we could take a slice of her show. Georgia, can'd do five, I reckon. Should we ask? There is some absolute... We could just ask Georgia. We could take a slice of her show. Georgia, can we have a little...

Can we have 10 minutes? Georgia? Yeah, thumbs up. We'll just keep going. She has to work. 10 minutes left. And we'll ask Brim Brins. We'll skip the news.

We'll cover the news in this. That's not how it works. Is this how it works? No, it's not. No. 20. Rosamund Pike. Yeah.

The mum from Saltburn. I want you. Oh, yeah, great. It's with no... 20. Rosamund Pike. Yeah. The mum from Saltburn. I wanted to be a lesbian. Oh, you're great. But it was all too wet for me. She's got a great voice. I mean, it's so lovely and dry. And at 18, a tie. You know he is my man.

Henry Cavill. Yeah, hot. Okay. Keira Knightley he's tied with. Oh, okay. Oh, my God. I look quite pretty, don't I? I think it's the posh.

I do, I look pretty today. I look quite pretty today. British accent is great. I don't like it. Let's go up to Scotland. James McAvoy. Yeah. Any Scottish.

Oh, yeah. There's a few Scots on the list. Richard Madden, is he on there? Richard Madden is the next one on the list. Yeah, yeah. Hot, hot, hot, hot. Hot. Gerard Butler is 14.

That's another Scotsman. In between them, John Legend at 16. Oh, yeah. He's got a velvety voice. Yeah, smooth, velvety. We just heard Scotsman. In between them, John Legend at 16. Oh, yeah. He's got a velvety voice. Yeah, smooth, velvety. We just heard from her here on Z-Air Radio. Dua Lipa is at 13. Yeah, right.

For a sexy voice. She's hot. Naomi Campbell. Yeah. Okay. She's got quite a deep voice and British as well. Yeah, yeah. Posh British, eh?

Yeah. The actress Michelle Yao. Michelle Yao. I can't think what she speaks for. Is she... Do that one. You should do that one. She's got an American accent.

You've done all the others. Do that one. Do that one. She's from Everything Everywhere All At Once. The mum. Yeah. She's got a sexy voice. Daniel Kaluuya.

The guy from all the... Get Out. Get Out and all that. Gail Godot is in at nine. Yeah, fine. Jamie Dornan in at seven. Oh, yeah, again, that's the Irish, isn't it? Christian Grey.

Christian Grey. Have you watched the new one? He's in The Tourist on TVNZ? No. They all rap about it. He's a sexy boy. Sexy boy. He was tied with Florence Pugh.

Oh, yeah. She does have a sexy voice, but gravelly. And she's like, can be a bit rough as well, which is hot. Michael B. Jordan in at six. Oh, yeah. That's just a sexy man. He's hot. He's sexy everything.

Paul Meskell. Yeah. He's Irish. Yes. And Irish. Okay. He's in one of those youth shows. Yeah.

Selma. Normal people. He was in normal people. That's definitely not for youth. Definitely not for youth. And what are you younger? He was young. Salma Hayek, isn't it?

Four. Salma Hayek does have a sexy voice. Yeah, she's got a great voice. She's sexy. Chris Hemsworth. Really? No, see, that's too close to home for us. Australia.

It's deep. Number two, Chudy Gatwa from Sex Ed, and he's the new Doctor Who. And he's going to pop up in Master's of Air. His name's in the credits for Master's of Air, and he's not been in it yet. Oh, okay. New episode today. Watch that later. And number one is Stormzy, the rapper.

Oh, yeah. Can we hear Stormzy? Can we hear Stormzy? Got any Stormzy? You've got it. It's in there. Stormzy in the system? I think Jared's just put Stormzy Stormzy? You've got it. You've got it. It's in there. Any Stormzy in the system? I don't think Jared's just put Stormzy.

Yeah, show bits A. You want to push a button? You're done. I'm done. He's out. I'll do it. I am not working past nine o'clock. It's Friday, Jared.

Jared hunted us this file. No, don't do that. Let's put the sliders. That one. Vaughn's having a go on the buttons. Where's this one? No, you've got to go up there and pull that down. Show bits. Show bits there. Yep. And then press got to go up there and pull that down. Show bits.

Show bits there. Yep. And then press that button and put that one up. Yep. No. You've already got something playing on there.

That's too loud in the background. No. Oh, no, wait, wait, wait. Show bits A, we want to hear it. Okay. He knows what he's doing. My name's Stormzy and today I'm going undercover

on the internet. Oh, yeah. Don't turn me on in the workplace, please. Nice. Hello, my name. That's why I didn't turn me on in the workplace, please. Nice. Hello, my name. That's why I didn't want to play it. Well, now I'm all aroused.

What are we going to do about it? Luckily, it's the end of the show. Well, we'll go for brunch. I'll go deal with that. Hey, guys, apparently being the company's most successful podcast isn't enough. They want us to tell people to tell more of their friends. So people are clearly liking it,

but we have to tell them to tell others to like it. I would concentrate more on the shitter podcasts that the company makes. Yeah, same. You know, the real losers out there. Same. No, no, no, we'll just... Yeah.

Maybe we won't say nice. Maybe we should even encourage people to listen to other podcasts that the company makes. Yeah. No, but only after ours. Yeah, nah, nah, don't do that. And not more than ours. Give us a sexy little review, though.