ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 23rd October 2024

Episode Date: October 22, 2024

David's new lunches Top 6: Ways to get youth into councils Fashion news: Tiny watches are in ÖOF TATATÀ Interview with JASON MOMOA What's ya jobby SLP: Group Dinners, do you share food or order individually? Our iHeartRadio playlist is live Creepiest stuff your kid has said? Brin had a dream about Hayley Hayley caught a tradie Fact of the Day When did you have to congront your phobia?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. The Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley Big Pod. Great things are brewing at McCafe. The perfect start to every day. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Thank you Bryn. Good morning. Welcome to the show, Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley.

It's two minutes past six. Hi. Howdy. What a day to wake up looking like an absolute minger You know on Monday and I made a comment about it That I just woke up having a fleabag day Where I just looked impossibly good Today we have

Ooftatata, Jason Momoa And his band In the studio Before 7 We're working on their time man They're busy people. And yeah. This is after he messaged you.

He did message me. It was like, oi. Let's do an interview. When am I going to get on your show? He called it my show, by the way. Ha!

Fletch and Vaughn. Who? You can have it, mate. It's past its heyday. No, now it's the heyday. Nah.

No. The last three years are the heyday. He's coming in with his band soon before seven. How many people are in this band? Three. Oh, that's a good number for a band. Kenny Dale and Mike Hayes and Jason Momoa, they're all coming in. Vaughan's not wearing deodorant.

He's forgotten deodorant. I bought a brand new natural deodorant yesterday. My daughter was like, that one's a good one. How does she know this? I think my body just gets used to deodorant yesterday. My daughter was like, that one's a good one. How does she know this? I think my body just gets used to deodorant or antiperspirant. And it's like, ha, we found out how to beat that one. And then the next one's like, ha, found out how to beat that one. That's why you were smelling at the gym, maybe.

Yeah, I think that's a gym. I'm also now so paranoid about smelling every third wear. I soak whatever I've worn. Oh, my God. I never soak my stuff. You never smell. Like, calm down. I literally never smell you being smelly. God. I never soak my stuff. You never smell. Like, calm down. I've literally never smelt you being smelly.

Well, I was told I smell. I know. You were told that. We see you every day. And it's a core memory. You see an inside out? It's a core memory. And yet he clocked therapy.

I clocked therapy in one. In one go. One sesh. It's everybody else that's the problem. Well, we need to source you some deodorant. Yeah, I'm on the hunt. You know, I went to the downstairs bathroom here at Inside Me. Because sometimes there's a row can.

Yeah, because that's when people who cycle to work shack up and freshen themselves up with a wet wipe. What's happening down there? Oh, I just mean park up. I don't know why I said shack up. Like you'd put your bike in a shack. No, I like, yeah. Yeah. So they park up and they have a shower

and freshen up down there. I thought there might have been a rogue can of D.O. I'd settle for a Lynx Africa. I do have some Sol de Janeiro body spray. That's not going to stop the sweat. But it won't stop the sweat. Oh, we've got some Rexona. We've found some Rexona at

Hodaki. Yeah, fantastic. Clinical protection, good enough for the All Blacks. Oh, get your nips out. Good enough for me. Do you know I had a great nip day yesterday?

What do you mean? Why did you have a great nip day? I took my shirt off and the nips looked good. Oh, right, okay. I love a good nip day. I've got good and bad days as well.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Some days you're just like... Winter. My nips love a winter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It days you're just like... Winter. My nips love a winter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the cold. If I pull it off in that puffy, I'll give them a flick.

Jason Mimoy and Band joining us on the show before seven this morning. Very shortly. Live in studio. Hayley, I've just requested you to be my sponsor as I'm a visitor

at my own workplace again because I can't log on to the Wi-Fi. For God's sake. It actually makes me feel very powerful, which I quite like. I just sorted out my Wi-Fi. Do you need me to help you? No, because neither of the passwords,

because they said log on to the Wi-Fi with the password you used to log on to your computer, and there's two that work and neither of them work. We'll sort this out later. Do you reckon Mike Hosking will hotspot us through the roof? He could do. He could hop onto Mike's. Is he hotspotting off his phone?

Is he? I don't know. We could hotspot off. The luxury. Okay, approve. Oh, now the studio stings of Rexona. The top six is coming up. Sure is.

I can't remember what I wrote. I wrote, ah, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. The top six ways to get youth into, like, district councils, city councils. Because apparently there's an issue, like, people don't want to get involved. It's boring. Hello, knock, knock, knock, like people don't want to get involved. It's boring! Hello! Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock! What a boring job! And it's just old white dudes and sure you might have a great idea and some old white guy will just shamble it and make you

look like a fool in front of everybody. And people just whinge at you the whole time. Yeah. Stop putting the rates up! Oh, there's a pothole! Yeah, but we have to put the rates up to pay for the pothole. Yeah, but don't want my rates to go up! My bloody water pressure's shit! Well, I know, but that's just because for decades we've been underfunding, like, rejuvenating the water service. We just keep building houses.

Yeah, we're just going to need to, like, make it better. And the way we do it is we're, Oh, you bloody arseholes. Yeah, I would never do that. It's because you're spending all your money on bloody rainbow crossings. Hamers! That sort of stuff. It's like, no, all your money on bloody rainbow crossings. Hamos! That sort of stuff.

I was like, no, no, no, no. The rainbow crossing was like, there was a time where the street had to be shut, but it was going to be shut anyway. So the cost of the rainbow crossing was absolutely nothing and it kind of made a whole community feel part of a larger picture in a city. Remember when they tried to paint white over it and then we painted rainbow over it and it made the rainbow colours brighter?

Thanks for the undercoat. Yeah, thanks, Destiny Church thanks for the undercoat yeah thanks Destiny Church for the undercoat that is brilliant anyway top six ways to get the youth

into district and city councils it's coming up in the top six play ZM's Fleshborn and Hayley David Seymour who I believe

is a politician yep I think he works in government I believe he was made in a workshop by an old Italian man who made a wish upon a star

that he one day could be a father. And when he lies, his nose grows long. He was talking big about these $3 lunches. These are the lunches they give school kids. They give school kids. You may remember earlier in the year, he said

they needed to update the woke school lunches. For example, couscous, he said woke. Quinoa, woke. He was like none of that. Hummus? Sushi, woke. However, chicken katsu, which is on the menu, not woke.

Not woke, interesting. Is chicken katsu crumbed chicken? It's schnitzel. It's schnitzel on rice. Schnitzel. It's schnitzel with a sauce. Schnitzel on rice. Yeah. And so he's rejuvenated these.

These feed about a quarter of a million of our kids every single day. Feed them all. Wow. Feed them all. Feed them all. Even the rich kids. God, that's left-wing bullshit, isn't it, from me? Yeah, I mean, they can opt out if they want to bring.

Yeah, totally. What do rich kids have for lunch? Hayley, what did you get for lunch? Well, I had a platter after school. Yes, but I'm talking about at school, darling. At school, a shake. Just a shake at lunchtime. I was on the Slim Fast shakes.

I just had a show of Slim Fast. It was a different time. You could call a child fat to their face. Yes, exactly. I didn't have rich lunches. Also, I didn't grow up that rich, guys. Okay? God, I can't. I'm just saying, no, I didn't have rich lunches. Also, I didn't grow up that rich, guys. Okay? Semi-rich.

Okay? Quasi-rich. I'd like to just say a little bit humble here. Semi-rich. Yeah. So here's some of the things that are on the new menus. And we had to, yesterday, if you're watching the news, you had to enjoy watching David Seymour eat them.

Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. He's not an eater. He's not an eater. He's not an eater. I think he's sort of tube-fed. Yeah, he's not an eater. What do you mean he's not an eater? He looked like he was eating for the first time. Like a little baby lamb loon. Like, look at that.

Oh, God. This is mine. When the larks leaves the country, the guy that can't eat could be in charge. He can't eat. He's not an eater. He's either tube fed or he gets fed by hand. Tongue heavy. You know, hand reared. Yeah.

I think you could see him thinking, tongue out of the way, tongue out of the way, tongue out of the way. Jaw up, jaw down, jaw up, jaw down, swallow. Okay. He said he's been able to save $130 million a year with new lunches that'll cost $3 each, $3 per serve. Right. On the menu, not woke, we have a butter chicken curry.

We have a chicken katsu on rice yeah lasagna yeah chicken pasta salad and they look they look sizable they look all right i'm not against it to be honest like looking at it like knowing that sometimes you'll serve a child a lovely meal and they'll be like, oh, if you take them out for dinner, they're like nuggets. It's a waste giving them anything flasher. I think it's coming to the right, and that's good. I'm pleased with the menu.

I thought it might be a bit more processed, like ultra processed, but it's not. I mean, butter chicken can be a bit naughty, right? But do you get a garlic naan? Garlic and cheese? No, naan. There was a bun. There was a bun. It was Jason and I.

Well, you've got to put a Pakeha bun in an Indian dish. Right. That's wrong. And then there's yogurts and there's apples. I'll say they look Braeburn. Just on the phone, I'm going to say they look Braeburn. Well, they've got all these Braeburn trees. We've got all these Braeburn trees.

Yeah, dude, I've got a Braeburn tree. So we're grabbing the hot apple. Okay. And we've got to do something with them. And mandarins. And they don't make good juice. Yogurts. And then I'll say some sort of brownies and slices.

Okay. That's all right. That's better than the lunch I'm eating. It's good. Yeah, feed them all. No one's making me a butter chicken and a brownie. He was asked to rank the meals. Okay.

He gave the Rissols nine and a half out of 10. Now, what is a Rissol? Now, that's like a kofta, isn't it? Excuse me. What's a Rissol? Meatball. No, a meatball's a meatball. A meatball's a meatball.

A Rissol's a big meatball squished flat on the barbecue. A patty on flat. It's not a patty. That's a patty. It's not a patty. It's got lots of breadcrumbs in them. Tell me the distinct difference between a patty and a Rissol. My mum's Rissols have a ton of breadcrumbs in them.

A Rissol's got filler. Bristles had the breadcrumb to make the meat go further in tough times. But then also a meatball can have that too, right? A meatball stays in a ball. A bristle's squished a bit more. And I would say it's bigger. That's a patty. That's my idea

of bristle size. What he's describing there is a patty. If you put it on a burger, the tomato's going to slide off the top. R-I-S-S-O-L-E-S. So just how you would think it would spout. Yeah. Now, just looking at these rissols, I'll say they are small, thick patties. Yeah, they're thick patties.

But that's the thing. It's way between a patty and a meatball. It's neither, but it's dedicated to both. Rissol is a ball or flattened cake of chopped meat, fish or vegetables. God, that sounds... It originated in France. I always thought it was Australian. Because of the castle. Because it's an Australian word.

What's this, love? But how do you say it in French? La rissole. Play ZM's Flesh, Vaughan and Hayley. Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah. This is the Top Six. I just want everyone to know I'm on the company Wi-Fi again.

Oh. We got there, didn't we? We got there. Who helped you there? Who held your hand the whole time? Fletch. Fletch did. Thank you.

He just said you tried changing your password. I said, why would that work? And it did immediately. Anyway, things remain unexplained. Also, Fletch suggested today's top six again. Two in a row for Fletch. Do you often feel the weight of this show on your shoulders, Fletch? I quite often suggest the top six.

I know, but I just decided you need to start getting credit for it. Okay, right, okay. We're doing writer's credits. No, like executive producer. I'm not a glory hole. He's an executive producer. No. You're not a what? I'm not getting credit for it. Okay, right, okay. We're doing writer's credits. No, like executive producer. I'm not a glory hog. He's an executive producer. No. You're not a what?

Okay, I'm not a glory hog. A glory hog. A glory hog. You said glory hog. You said glory hog. The first time you said glory hog. I'm not a glory hog. Or a glory hog.

You said it again. You said, when you... Yeah, he said he's not a whole or a hog. Okay. What about, are you a glory hog? Are you like, no, I'm my glory hog. Absolutely not, Vaughn. No one else is mine.

I'm not. I'm not leaving. I'm not a glory hog. Okay. A rising tide lifts all boats. That is true. Oh, he inspires me every day. Inspirational.

Thank you. You're welcome. Your excuses will kill all of your dreams and something or other if you lend them. Yeah. Top six ways to get youth into district and city councils. There's a push to get young people involved to make them feel like they're part of a city that they'll never be able

to afford a house in. So old men at council meetings, at town hall meetings, because they're the only people that go, let's face it. I'm more yellow than what would you know? You're young, you've got no experience. I, Mel, have been alive for 60 years. I pay rates.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Like that guy, isn't that the mayor of Gore, like 25 or 26? Yeah. And all the old mates are like, no. And what a nightmare it was for him to get, you know, anything. I mean, but everyone can afford a house in Gore, you know what I mean? Aren't they nice and cheap down there? Well, the rising tide has lifted all boats, unfortunately, and it has gone up. It might be cheap in comparison,

but property prices are up. I've got the top six ways to get youth into district city councils. Number six, tell them currently the council is giving low-key Sigma Riz. I hate it. I hate this already. You have seen nothing.

I read these to my daughters last night. They both had their heads in their hands. They're like, please don't, Dad. Please don't. Number five on the list of the top six ways to get youth into district and city councils. They could be the mayor that ate, left no crumbs, and everyone's delulu about.

What is happening? I'm embarrassed. You should be. This is the youth. Number four on the list of the top six ways to get youth into district and city councils. Tell them the city needs their help to get their gat back. And they're going to need to let you cook.

Oh, God, this is horrible. Did I say this on here that when it was my best friend's birthday that her 11-year-old daughter was like, things I love about my mom. She's kind. She cooks for us. She got a fat gat. Wow. Jess was like,

thank you. Thank you. I appreciate that. Little, little butt boost there from the daughter. Number three on the list of the top six ways

to get the youth into district and city councils. I tell them that they get to decide if the city needs more or less phantom tax to get the place it's dripped back.

Stop. Now what's drip? Is that coolness? It's like a good look. Is that like poor water pipes? Yeah. Is that like Lempton Key on a rainy day in Wellington? You would think so, but no.

It's drip as in like, oh, you look good. Got my drip on. God, Fletch, embarrassing. Number two on the list of the top six ways to get the youth into the district and city councils. Say that council meeting needs you mewing hard and get those Ohio basics to sit. What? That council meeting needs you mewing hard

and getting those Ohio basics to sit. Can you translate that? What is Ohio basics? That city meeting needs you up there, like, doing your thing, looking good, mewings that thing. Yeah, okay. So it's been used as sort, looking good, mewing's that thing, right there. So it's been used as sort of a metaphoric mewing and getting those Ohio

basics, so we all know what a basic is, like a basic bitch, but Ohio is like weird and strange, like these strange weird basics to sit, sit down, shut up. Okay. So we need you up there doing your thing, making all these weirdos sit down and be quiet. I'm not voting for him for council. He's not getting my vote.

I don't need your vote. I'll vote for the right wing white man. I've got the youth vote. A.K.A. no one from the youth ever vote. And number one on the list of the top six ways to get the youth into district and city councils. No cap! This place is skibbity toilet with Al Riz. And they want it to

be bus and goat doing the gritty no bungling. No bungling. No bungling. Stop, stop. I am stopping right now because that was number one and that's where lists end when you count from a big number to a small number.

I think I spewed. You know when you get that sort of saliva build up when you're about to. A little acid burn. That's today's top six. Let's talk about Paul Meskell who by the way

is just really doing it for me You may have seen him if you follow me on the social media and if you don't at Hayley Sproul Just getting a plug in there at Hayley Sproul on Instagram I shared his GQ photo shoot where he is hanging off of scaffolding

He knows what he's doing with his arms while he's doing it wearing a mini kilt He is hanging off of scaffolding. He knows what he's doing with his arms while he's doing it. Wearing a mini kilt. Almost as short as my marching kilt. Those tiny little mini skirts. It tickled me in ways I was unaware were alive. He's going to be in the new Gladiator 2 movie. Is that out?

Soon. End of the year. November. Oh my god, yeah. And Pedro Pascal's in that. It looks amazing. Yeah. The arms. Get ready for the arms. Get ready for the arms. Russell Crowe's not back. He couldn't bring the arms

to the party. He died at the end of it, didn't he, Vaughn? Spoiler! For a 20-year-old movie. How old is that movie? It's not a spoiler to say It's his son eh It's a great

Isn't that kind of Semi well known It's a great film 24 years old Gladiator came out in 2000 Yeah I know I know That's insane

I remember it was my first year At like uni tech Broadcasting school When it came out Yeah right So then he went to a uni tech No no I said uni Slash tech

Slash broadcasting school It was almost a course. It was course. It was pretty much the address of course. Because I actually need my eyebrows done. It was an old dentist warehouse. So I really held high regard amongst tertiary educators. It's a degree.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It is a degree. It's a cert. Yeah. So let's talk fashion because the thing that everyone's talking about is Paul Mescal's tiny little watches. He's wearing these like, you know, back in the day. That's yuck. I just Googled it.

I don't like it at all. It looks like Nan's watch. He's got these big bulging arms. Like jacked. He's jacked. He's sidewaysing through doors. Is this the 80s? We're talking about the 90s?

Mum, it's never been males fashion. No. I can never in my life remember males wearing these tiny watches. Mums though, absolutely. Mums and Nans. The mums and Nans loved her. He's been wearing these little slim, slim black leather and gold Cartier watches.

And it's such a change from like men's watch fashion was like the bigger the better. Chug. We want lots of silver in there and like the big, big watches. You want a compass in there. You want a compass belt and some diving things that tell you how deep you are. You want a Pip-Boy like off Fallout. You want a big forearm Pip-Boy there.

It also tells you the time. All dials and stuff. And his is just a ticking hand with 12 to 11. Can you close the rings? No, it doesn't even touch the heart rate. Not electric. Not electric. Guys, Jason Lamour and the band just turned up.

I'm going to watch. Hey, band. Hi, Kenny. Hi, Mike. Hi, Jason. Well, let's stop talking about watches. Do you know what I mean? It's not really that interesting anymore now that these guys are here.

Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn, and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. 22 minutes away from seven. We are not alone. We are joined in studio by Ulf Tatata. Good morning, guys. Morning.

Hi, hi, hi. Yeah, straight into the mic, Jason. Sorry, sorry. Get a little bit closer. Sorry, I've got a teacher Good morning, guys. Morning. Hi, hi, hi. Yeah, straight into the mic, Jason. Sorry, sorry. Get a little bit closer. Sorry, I've got to teach him. Hold his hand. Yeah, I know. I will if I have to.

Jason, mic. I can't even hear you in my headphones. Oh, there's a button. Oh, yeah. No, no, no. Push the red button. Yeah. And then twist that.

Bass players. There you go. Jeez. Is that on? No, it doesn't work. Oh, that's not on. Okay, we'll fix Jason's headphones. Okay. This is terribly embarrassing. Oh, that's not on. Okay, we'll fix Jason's headphones.

This is terribly embarrassing. That's not a Jason issue. But you guys are about to do five shows around New Zealand? Six. Six? Yeah. Maybe a little more. So far. Depending on how it goes.

Depending on how it goes. It's going to go great. Well, I've already seen you guys before. I came to Tuning Fork when you played a few months back. How'd you like it? Not for me. No. It was trash. Honestly, I tried to boycott for me. No. It was trash, honestly.

I tried to boycott this interview just to be like, no, it's bad. No, it was amazing. So we're going to chat with you guys very soon about the band, the show, and all good things.

ZM's Fletch, Vaughn, and Hayley. Joining us in studio, these are words, and I'm speaking them, Jason Momoa, Mike Hayes,

Kenny Dale. Thank you so much for coming in this morning. Thanks for having us. Thanks for inviting us finally. Jason, you'll be used to early mornings because you're working on film sets. But Mike, Kenny, not so much? Rock and roll boys with kids? Oh yeah, absolutely. I'm up

any time of the day or night with three children. We've dragged you in nice and early. Now you guys are playing six shows around New Zealand, but as I mentioned before, I came to the Tuning Fork, which is such an amazing venue. It's like a small venue. You're doing a bit bigger now, eh?

You're doing Power Station. Power Station, which we heard was amazing. Have you been yet? No, we haven't been. Haven't seen it. Everyone keeps raving about it. It's iconic, yeah. The early 2000s was the power station's heyday

and it hosted the most amazing array of bands on the way up. It was like, I've seen, who have we seen at the power station? I've seen NoFX at the power station. When they came, one of their last tours, last time they came here, it's a hell of a venue. I think I've had nights at the power station where I've been told I've been at the power station. No real recollection.

And then you walk out of the power station, you see it surrounded by, like, townhouses, and you're like, these poor people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm so sorry. I'm just wearing my Uber. These poor, poor people. But you guys, oof, ta-ta-ta, how did you come together?

Because you've been friends for years. Yeah. For a long time. I actually used to watch these guys in Hollywood. So Mike used to work at, both of them used to work at Guitar Center. And I went in there and wanted to start learning how to play guitar. I was like 26 at the time. And then I met Mike and I went in there kind of wanting to learn how to play blues,

like Bottleneck's line, Robert Johnson's Sun House stuff. He's a huge Sun House fan and Robert Johnson. And then we connected over the Chili Peppers and so the two between Blues and the Peppers we kind of like formed and then he basically taught me how to play guitar and McKinney and both of them have taught my

children, they've taught them drums and so I would go watch them at shows and that's like they were just my friends. Mike when 26 year old Jason Momoa walked in and you were like, this guy's already good looking and big and brown and beautiful. Were you like, you don't need, no, you don't get to have a guitar as well.

Sorry, dude, you don't get to rock and roll. And then he takes off on his motorbike and you're like, I'm going to get one of those as well. He's got too much. Don't let him learn that. No, I had no idea who he was. Oh, that's good. I had big old dreads.

That was Stargate Atlantis. I had big old dreads. No one knewgate Atlantis. I had big old dreads. No one knew who the fuck I was. I was like, I was like Predator. That's all I know. He was skinny too. He was skinny. He was tall,

but he was skinny. You look, Jason, you just mentioned this before. You're doing some crazy cleans. You look skinny now. What are you, what's the,

what's the track? I lost like 30 pounds. What? 32 pounds in about 16 days now. I just, somebody just said to our producer, I was like, get the boy a scone. We can't be having that. Yeah. I'm almost done.

You're a growing man. We need you to have some carbohydrates. Trust me, I don't like it either. Yeah. I feel like learning guitar at 26 is hard, though, because I, and learning blues, because I learned piano my whole life, but I learned classical, darling, Chopin and Bach and the likes.

And then people would always be like, let's have a jam. And I learned piano my whole life, but I learned classical, darling. Chopin and Bach and the likes. And then people would always be like, let's have a jam. And I'm like so rigid. Whereas like blues is so loose and kind of like you got to vibe with it. That's the great thing about Jason's artistry is that he, when he puts his mind to it, it literally happens like that.

And he wanted to do it so bad. And that's what, and when he came in, he was like, I want to learn Son House. I want to Robert Johnson, but I don't know how to play guitar i was like sweet you know what i mean like that's the stuff you really i didn't even know how to play a chord but i could play slide so i learned i kind of learned everything back ass words that's like kind of an actor you always like crash course you're gonna be you're gonna have the best teacher you're gonna learn

all this you know because you only have two weeks you're ready for a role so that's just kind of how we learn yeah i wouldn't know how to at the time i didn't know how to play a fucking bar chord can i ask did you teach because when i saw the um uh you guys at tuning fork there was one move jason that you did on the bass because you're on the bass kenny you're on the drums and mike you do vocals and guitar and there's one move i don't know if you taught jason how to do this but it sent the room crazy and i think it was at the start of a Metallica song. And Jason, you had your middle finger, I'm going to say, hooked in a come hither motion.

And I'm just going to say, that's how I could describe it best. It's sort of hooked in a come. No, no, it was just the middle. No, no, just there. Like that. It was hooked like that. So not straight like you're pulling the finger. No, no, hooked in a come hither motion.

Sort of like that. And you were sort of sliding it down the neck like that. And I tell you, it really sent some of the room crazy. Did you teach Jason that, or Jason, did you come up with that on your own? Of course I did. This is like a monkey solving everything I know. Mike Hayes, the dark horse I've eaten.

No way he's got three kids. He can't keep her up. We call him Mike Dick and Ribs. It was interesting, the crowd though, because you've got like kind of a middle crowd, like a rock and roll crowd, a heavy crowd, and then definitely some pretty jazzed

up ladies. Oh yeah. Yeah, I was like, this is probably what a Taylor Swift concert sounds like when I'm back on the drums. Like, there's so many girls. In Florida, I think I was very curious what it would sound like to hear just the ladies scream. Oh, yeah. So, it's intense. The ladies like Jason Momoa.

We got him to take his shirt off now. Yeah, I didn't even notice when you did that. I was too focused on the music. I mean, I thought I did something cool and just the place erupts. I was like, wow, I must have did it. And then I look over and he's got a shirt halfway off. So I was like, ah, whatever.

That's what's happening here. I really thought I did something cool. Nope, Jason took a shirt off. Kenny, speaking of cool, you look very cool when you play the drums. And I always think, yeah, like cool. It's like a cool vibe. And I learned the drums for a few years

when I was a teenager, cause I was like, I wanted to be in a band and I couldn't learn for a few years when I was a teenager because I was like I wanted to be in a band and I couldn't learn guitar it was too hard so I was like I'll learn the drums but I'm left handed I am too. Are you? I didn't even notice. How do you make it look cool because like you know usually drums I just play it right handed

I play the right handed way but I am left handed yeah. Sorry these guys aren't musicians. Let me just translate. Hey, whoa, we played rock band on the Xbox. We did Freebird, the one you had to unlock. Yeah, right. 13-minute live version of Freebird. Yeah.

But usually, you know, drummers look cool because they cross their hands like you do. And I just couldn't figure it out. So I'm like, I look kind of lame. There's things if I'm trying to learn a song and I can't figure it out so i'm like yeah i look kind of there's things there's things if i'm trying to learn a song and i can't figure out the flow of it like the the change from playing the beat to going into the like a fill or something like that i have to stop and remind myself i'm left-handed and then start it with my left hand i'm like oh there we go yeah yeah which is which is uh interesting sometimes i get really frustrated and i have to remember that I'm left-handed.

So I need to start it with my left hand. Yeah. Well, it's nice to have a fellow left-hander in the studio. Okay, well, as you guys mentioned, playing some shows around New Zealand. We're going to come back next. We'll give you the dates and we've got some tickets to give away.

Oh, we do. Tickets, a double pass to each show around the country next. Play ZM's Fleshborn and Hayley. I finally have my way and we've got a rock and roll band in the studio don't get me wrong I love my Taylor Swift Tuesdays you know I had a lot of fun

every Tuesday baby and every time I suggest we play some Metallica you say no so we've got the next best thing oof ta ta ta in studio and you guys are playing a bunch of shows around New Zealand this weekend Labour Weekend

Auckland on Friday Corriglen Tavern which was amazing on Sunday and then Saturday 2nd around New Zealand. This weekend, Labour weekend, Auckland on Friday, Corriglen Tavern, which is amazing on Sunday, and then Saturday 2nd in Rotorua, Friday 8th, Christchurch, Saturday 9th,

Wellington, so far. Yeah, so St. James Theatre in Wellington, James Hay Theatre in Christchurch, the Energy Events Centre in Rotorua,

Corriglen Tavern this Sunday in Power Station, as you mentioned, on Friday in Auckland. Now, tickets are at Ticketmaster but if you would like to win a double pass, we've got one to give away for each show

just text OOF O-O-F to 9696. If you text three O's it won't work. Yeah, it won't work. It won't work. And after the OOF, text the location the ticket that you want tickets for

e.g. Auckland or Corrigan and we'll draw out a double pass for each one you've picked a hell of a weekend to play at Corrigan yeah

this long weekend what's the American like long weekend that kicks off summer Memorial Day Memorial Day this is kind of our Memorial Day

it's a long weekend that tells us summer's here Yeah yeah yeah Well we're going to Keep chatting with Uftatata next Play ZM's

Fletchpawn and Hayley Can I ask you guys Because you don't Have an opening band Do you? No Oh yeah We have Uncle Tito

Yeah we got Uncle Tito I thought I'd just Slide in that I'm Actually also in a band But we play I think it would be A good fit. We play exclusively downbeat covers of System of a Down.

We're called System of a Lounge. Sweet. Yeah, and it's, we're pretty good. You're being for real? Yeah, yeah. That's pretty awesome. We're also a three-piece. What do you play?

I play the keys and I sing. And I've got a keytar. Oh, yeah, I've got the same keytar. A core keytar, which I know that you played in a film. But it's pretty cool, man, playing the keytar a core keytar which i know that you played in a film but it's um it's pretty cool man playing the keytar it's pretty i'd be interested in that for sure the keytar is not hot mike that's a lie and i know that you're being we're gonna make it hot though yeah i don't know 2025 is gonna be the year of the keytar yeah it's just so much easier to not have to relearn

a new instrument when you spent your life playing piano to just go click your wrist around like that and do it was Frankie Goes to Hollywood

that was I think so sort of the keytone I think so flagpole right you're all it's back for 40 years later Frankie Goes to Hollywood

thank you relax I've been told we've got to wrap it up guys but thank you so much for coming and joining us. Go and see Uftatata, or we're giving away tickets. Yeah, Ticketmaster for the tickets.

Guys, thank you so much for joining us this morning. Thanks for having us, man. Mwah. Mwah. Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Hayley. What's your jobby? What's your jobby? Play ZM's Fletch, Bourne and Hayley. What's your jobby?

What's your jobby? What's your jobby? What's your jobby? We haven't played in a while. We haven't played in a while. We ask you three questions about your job and then try to guess what your job is. If we can do that. First person, you win $100.

Good time for it. It's fair to assume everyone we've talked to for What's Your Job is either at time of broadcast, on their way to work, or already at work, right? Yeah, yeah. No one's on a day off. Do you remember when we had the window squeaking clue?

That was a big clue. No, don't bring that up, because Vorma's upset, because he did say windows. I know. I think the first question, he cleans windows. Okay, maybe this is putting a wedge in our friendship, this game. Yeah, maybe. Could be our first fight. Niamh, good morning.

Morning. Are you on your way to work? Yes. Okay, that's not a question. That's not a question. Don't phrase it as a question. That's not a question. You say, Niamh's on her way to work.

Or it sounds like she's on her way to work. Or it sounds like she's on her way to work. And then she says yes and we get a freebie. Okay, alright. Well, the questions start now. Okay, I'm going to start.

Do you wear a uniform for your job? Yes, I do. Good question. This could be Jacinda and Clark's baby. No. Niamh's too young.

Too young. Too young to be working. You know those communists, they get them working real young. That's a joke. Niamh Ardern.

That's a joke. Niamh Gayford Ardern. She could be a nurse. So she wears a uniform. Could be a nurse on the way to work. Could be an early childhood educator because they'll often wear a uniform so that you can tell they're not just someone there to steal children. Yeah.

Which is nice. What if the person stealing children wore the uniform? Well, then I guess they earned those children. So she's on her way to work. It's 7.11. It's quite early. Okay. It's safe to say that maybe her workday starts at 8,

not starting at 9 unless she's got a huge commute. Okay. I'm going to say, do you work in the area of helping people? I do. We've got a nurse on our hands. We've got a nurse on our hands. We've got a nurse on our hands. She's called up because she knows

that every time we've got a nurse on, we like to give them a round of applause. I always feel like the shift work of nurses, when we start, they're wrapping up their day. If she's on her way home, she would have already started early. She could work at a clinic, Vaughan. She could work at a different clinic.

God damn it. She could work at a clinic, a white cross of sorts. Yeah. Okay, so if I ask the question, do you work in health? We'll know then she's guaranteed a nurse. But if she says no. Or a doctor. Because she helps people, right?

Yeah, then it will narrow it down for us. So then it would be, because what if it's not a nurse? What if it's an old person's? Oh, yeah, an old person's... A retirement helper. I shouldn't say old person's. Yeah. I think we're going to say old folks.

I think we say pre-grave. Yeah. What, Alan? No, it goes preschool, school, uni, life, misery, retirement, more misery, slog, slog, Yeah. Pre-grave. Grave. Grave. Can you ask your question to Niamh, please?

Do you work in health? In the health industry, Niamh? Yes, I do work in the health industry. Go on. Do you guys? Are you? No. What?

Do you want a little clue or no? No. You can't do that. You can't do that. We don't do clues. Because you know what? She's kind of saying I'm not a nurse, right? Her offering.

This is naughty from your name. She did a dental nurse. Dental nurse. No. I don't know if that's in a correct term in 2024. Dentist. You can't say that anymore. I don't think you that's in a correct term in 2024. Dentist. You can't say that anymore. I don't think you say dental nurse.

Shut up, thief. Don't. Wait. That might have been a no to you don't say dental nurse. We're discussing. We're discussing. It's naughty to give clothes names. Shut your mouth unless.

School nurse. Okay. School nurse. Oh, okay. School nurse. School start. Yeah, just after eight. Kids are arriving

They're hurting themselves Wait, the schools have their own nurses? Some schools do Some schools do Do they? I did, ours was called Nurse Dagger I know, crazy, eh? She used to look after us

And take our nail polish off She works in health She works in health She wears a uniform Okay See, our school nurse didn't wear Radiologist Oh, shit

They open at eight, right? Do it. Do it. Come on, Vaughan. You've been right and we've put you off. Dave, are you a radiologist? You were so close, but you've just said it slightly wrong. A radiographer!

Radiographer! Yes. Well, that's what you mean! That's what you mean! Is that right? Yay! What's your job, Eve? That's your job, Yay! What's your jobby? We guess your jobby.

We guess your jobby. Oh, that's fantastic. Come on, we'll take radiologist, radiographer. That's what we mean. Same thing, right? Yeah, we're all part of the big radio family, you know? Yeah. We're all saving lives and identifying injuries.

We're all on the radio spectrum. We're all on the radio spectrum. Yeah. We got it in one. That was amazing. Niamh, $100 cash for you. Amazing. That was great.

Can you see when I've got things inside of me? What? Because I've had x-rays recently and you know you can see your poop or your tampon or something. Oh yeah, can you see tampons and poop? Yeah, you can. What's the best thing you've ever seen inside someone? Yes. Oh, the best thing I've seen?

I think the most hectic thing I've seen is fishhook. Oh! I really thought you were going to say an adult fun toy. No, I haven't personally, but my colleagues have. No, you whip that out of the car park. Safety string. No, I haven't personally, but my colleagues have. No, you pop that, you whip that out of the car park. Safety string. No, that's what they're there for. They need to see how far up it is. Oh no, so they haven't

gone in and forgot it's there and they're just getting a shoulder x-ray. Who are you? I forgot it's in. Shoot, that's been in there for days. Oh, it's stuck. No wonder I haven't pooped in weeks. Next time you get your MRI, can you just write on your hand to check all Oh, shoot, that's been an episode. Oh, it's stuck. No wonder I haven't pooped in weeks.

Can you just put a, next time you get your MRI, can you just write on your hand to check all cavities? Yeah. Check all cavities. I actually am an MRI technologist radiographer. Oh, you. Amazing. Can you next time today when people jump in the tube,

check on ZM, I reckon. The last time I got in there, it was a different radio station. Yeah, I asked for ZM when I had my MRI last week, a couple of weeks ago. It was great. I wouldn't be able to stay still. I'd be laughing, rolling around in there.

We need to start again. Thanks, Niamh. Well done. Thanks, Niamh. $100. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Today's Silly Little Poll. At group dinner, do you share, like, one order for the whole table and share? Yep.

Tapas. Yeah. Tapas. Tapas. Small plates. Style. Three to four large plates. That don't have to be.

And about six small plates. I went for the Spanish. I don't know exactly how you describe the... Of the Spanish. Because they only do it on the Cs, right? They don't do it on the Ss. I shouldn't have done it on Tabas. Tabas.

Because they do Barcelona. Ibiza. Barcelona. But they don't go Tabas. But Ibiza is a Z. Yeah. I think they still go a little bit. They do.

You went full, like, Sylvester the Cat. It doesn't need to be... It doesn't need to be... Suffering bug attack. It doesn't need to be small plates. It can be sharing mains. Yeah, man, I love it. This happened last night out with some friends for dinner.

And Matt, our friend Matt, was like, okay, because he's a teacher. He said, okay, hands up. Who wants to order their own thing? And he quickly put his hand up. 100% Matt works. He put his hand up. And nobody else did. Overruled.

Overruled. What did he want? He wanted to order just, I don't know, a pizza or some Italian. Did you go Italian? Yeah, we were at Italian. Now, the lady that was our waitress was like, you can share. And she kind of got us over the line. She was like, you know, you can get like three pizzas.

You can get some ravioli. You get some like little pasta dishes. And we were like, let's have a meat dish. I've never done shared Italian. No, neither some little pasta dishes. And we were like, let's have a meat dish. I've never done shared Italian. No, neither. It was amazing. I love it because we always do this and we always make Daddy order. We're always like, Daddy, can you order? And Vaughan's like,

leave it with me. It's one of the hottest things he does. Thank you very much. I take great pride in kind of getting a taste of the table, like what everybody's after. Like recently we were out and your friend didn't eat seafood. Which is wild for someone who lives on an island. Yeah. Just absolutely mind-blowing.

I know. And we eat a lot. We love our seafood. Yeah. And I love it. I love getting it kind of there and then you go through the menu and you're like,

we need a little taste of this and then we want all the different sorts of meats and I want different cooking styles. And the good thing with eating with Vaughan when we do this is I think some of the anxiety around it is that it's not going to be enough food. I'm not going to get enough. Oh, you'll always get enough. Vaughan will always

get enough. Always overrun him. Always overcome. He waits until the waitress's face looks a bit like... And then we're like, we've hit it. And she's like, that's a lot of food. And I'm like, one more. One more dumplings. And then I love going back and being like, actually, you know what? I said to make it three dumplings.

Yeah. Yeah. It's a power play. What have the people said? Well, I'm sad to say, selfish. They're being selfish. They want to order individually. No.

34% said we'll share food. 66% order individually. I love eating more than I love drinking. I think eating is the best socialising. To me. I love eating more than I love drinking. I think eating is the best socialising to me. I just love it. Full bellies,

happy times, jovial moods. For me, conversation is the best. Yeah, over dinner. Yeah. Couple of cocktails,

Drew? In moderation, of course. Only a couple. Your honour. Only a couple. Only a couple. What do we have?

Oh, by the way, I moderately drank a jug of sangrees today because it was a happy hour special. Only a couple. What do we have? Oh, by the way. I moderately drank a jug of sangrees today because it was a happy hour special. Oh, nice. In moderation. Financially, that made perfect investment sense. I'm proud of you as an economist.

Yeah, no, thank you. We have to do all things in moderation, including spending money. Yeah, in moderation. Yeah. Can't do it all. Kat says, individually, because I'm celiac

and I don't like forcing the unhappiness on others. That's fair, Kat. Oh, that's fantastic. If you've got someone who's that, you know, got something like that, 100%. Sit it out. Order your own, by all means. But you've got to be vocal to say it,

rather than be like, can we get some gluten-free options? Just be like, hey, you guys go crazy, I'll just order my own. I'm going to get my own gluten-free option. Oh my God, do you remember when we went to dinner and we were all sharing and someone just wanted a bun, a pork bun, and didn't want to spend any more

money or order any more food and sat there. No, you weren't there. You weren't there and just sat there eating their bun. Because that's the sort of thing I would bring up weekly if I had been there. It was a table of six. Who was it? Microphone's off. Tell me who it was.

Off! Yeah. Jason's already used our F word quota for the day. So I can't use it. We couldn't tell him not to say that because he was so hot. I counted three. And when we say it, it's like meh. When he says it, it's like ugh.

So you're like, it's fine. Don't worry about it. It's kind of horny. It is very horny. It was hot, actually. Yeah. Such an horny boy. Chantel says, it depends who is at dinner and if they like to share. We've got a people pleaser here.

Somebody's daddy needs to sit at her table. Yeah, you need a lead. You need a lead. We should share, man. It'll be great. Leave it with me. Pick up the menu. Take charge.

Andrew said, because I want to eat, because I want to order what I want to eat, not to share with other people. Also, I will say that the reason this is Silly Little Pole is because while we're at the dinner, after we're having this exact conversation, Carl would message saying, what should Silly Little Pole be? And I said, boom, always on.

This exact question. Or even though it's dinner, I'm still working. Always on. Always on. That's a billable hour. Always on. I'm back. I will be. Yeah,'s dinner, I'm still working. Always on. Always on. That's a billable hour. Always on. I hope you claim it back. I will be.

Yeah, claim it back. I'm claiming the dinner because technically work made me work at dinner. Yeah, perfect. I was also working, technically, because I was preparing for the Oofta Ta Ta interview by plucking my moustache. So I'm always on. If you're going to claim those hours, that's billable hours. I'm claiming that.

It's contractor. Yeah, always on. Alexandra, I usually share with just one person so we can both try a few dishes and split our portion of the bill. That works. That's just a two person split. That's fine. That fits the bill here. Rebecca, it really depends on who

and where you go to. Here's the other thing. If you're going to a place where the food doesn't fit this bill, I think it reflects poorly on the restaurant. If you're going to a place where the food doesn't fit the bill, I think it reflects poorly on the restaurant. If you're going somewhere where you can't order an array of things that everybody wants to try, you've picked the wrong restaurant, and that's kind of on you.

Unless it's like a pub which is like steak, chip, salad. You know what I mean? We're not sharing that. That's an individual dish. That's an individual dish. But most restaurants now are sharing. Like Indian. When we go out to Indian, we should share more.

Yeah. You know, like I want a bit of butter chicken, I want a bit of hot this. It makes people like me who only ever get butter chicken try different things. And then I end up liking it. And then you're like, yum, that's great. Rebecca said, if I go out with my besties, we share food. Non-besties,

it's individually order. Why are you going out with your non-besties? It does cause a, it brings the table together. And also, you've got to think, some people might not have as much money, so they could be saving or they could be on a budget. Yeah, we haven't even talked about that. And then, so they can order a small, you know, cheap dish.

Yeah. Whereas if you share, you're more likely to order more food. Maybe it's more expensive. Per head, though, comes out pretty good. Yeah, it does. Even if you're doing a dish per, and then you get a bit. Liv said, I'm not paying for Sarah's salmon frittata

to share when I can't eat it. Well, this is also the problem because Mike got a tiramisu and nobody else did and now we've all got to pay a slice of Mike's tiramisu divided by eight. Did no one else get put? Well, we had a spoon but, you know, Mike said tiramisu and we didn't, you know, we haven't got one. How big was the tiramisu?

Eight people had a spoon of the tiramisu. You deserve to pay for that. But I feel like Mike had maybe three or four more spoons of the tiramisu? Eight people had a spoon of the tiramisu. You deserve to pay for that. But I feel like Mike had maybe three or four more spoons of the tiramisu. It all comes out in the wash. That's what we say when we go out. It all comes out in the wash. Even though every time we go out, my coffee order's more expensive. I'll just rewind the show.

What jug of what did you have? Sangria. Yeah, I thought so. Mike, you're on the clear, mate. You're ready to go. That's a little poll. Play ZM's Flesh, Fawn and Hayley. Well, last week?

Yeah? Millennia? Time's a construct and you're all buying into it, man. It was last week. Wake up. It was last week. We talked about if you were handed a phone at a party

and it was plugged into the stereo and someone said you've got 30 seconds to pick the next song, you've got to save the party. What song would you pick? The song's coming in.

I love this. It's one of the most cooked playlists like in terms of the genres, the decades that it spans, the style of music, some interesting choices, and not all of them made them on here. Yeah.

No. So we, a.k.a. someone else in the office, went through the text machine. Because someone made one in our international podcast fam. You can join that. That's on Facebook, but only if you're nice. We don't like assholes. I'll boot you. I'm assholes. I'll boot you. I'm a moderator.

I'll boot you. Well, what I did, Fletch, was I opened it up on my computer, this playlist, and I pressed play, and it said it was playing, and then it didn't, and I was like, I'm all ready to go for the on-air break. Okay. And then guess what? I pressed play again, and it said, you've got to sign in, and I just don't know the details.

So now I've clicked it on my phone, and I just don't know the details. So now I've clicked it on my phone and I'm hoping for something a little bit magic. Okay. Great. Oh, it's thinking. That's a good sign, isn't it? That's frustrating. Let me just go straight to the app. Okay, we don't need to play some

songs. Yes, we do. We can skip through. We can tell you that our playlist is live. Yeah, it is live. It's on iHeartRadio. Oh, now I'm streaming iHeartRadio because I opened the iHeartRadio app. Oh, I just heard my own voice. We did that the other day. We can't do that again, can we?

It's on the iHeartRadio app, which you should have already downloaded because not only can you get our sick playlist, you can listen to us wherever you go. Yeah. Here we go. F.E.H.'s songs to guarantee to save a party. Oh God, we've got songs. We'll put an apostrophe in songs.

It doesn't need to be there. We need to rename this, Carwen. That needs to be renamed immediately, Carwen. There's no possessive. There's no necessary possessive apostrophe. She's gasbagging with Georgia. Carwen, we need to change the name of the playlist. Someone put a possessive Apostrophe in songs

Songers Songers No let's leave it FVH's song is Guaranteed to save a party Let's leave it FVH's song is Guaranteed to save a party

I like it Because only people Listening right now At 7.36 Will know that we think It's funny now The rest of people Who are just

I can't have that I can't have that I can't have that Queen Margaret College Are you kidding me I can't have that What are you doing You're the worst DJ I can't have that. I can't have that. I can't have that. Queen Margaret College. Are you kidding me? I can't have that. What are you doing?

You're the worst DJ in the world. Can you just go back? Go to mine. No, I've got it. Is that not playing? Why isn't that playing? You don't got it. Oh, it's because of the low and slow start to Living on a Prayer by John John Bon Bon Jovi.

John Bon Bon John Jovi. John Bon Bon. Have you not tasted this delicious array of desserts, John Bon Bon Jovi. John Bon Bon Jovi. John Bon Bon. Have you not tasted this delicious array of desserts, John Bon Bon Jovi? It's bonbons. All right, here we go. What? It's you!

You had the wrong thing up! Next song. You make me look like a dum-dum. I didn't like this song. Next one. You're home. Great. Great. Great. I'm going to tell a party.

This playlist is all over the show. It is wild because the start of that song, you're like, what song is it? Then it gets to that part. You immediately know it's Gloria. But we've got like The Killers. We've got Boney M. We've got Chumbawamba, Black Eyed Peas, Shania Twain. Creed is obviously on

there and we want to make sure that people know that. On the songs is from Songers. On the songs is Guaranteed to Save the Party. Neil Diamond and then followed by Neil Diamond Eminem. And then we jump to Bewitched and then following Bewitched on this is Dane Rumble. Now that's

just giving you a little cover of what is on this iconic, and then it's Tina Turner, Queen, Savage Garden, John Devitt. Like it just can't. It's all over the show. It is so good. I'm going to throw a party. I'm going to throw a party just to have this playlist on. Well there you go. Go to the next one. I'm out

of fast forwards. Okay. Well this is the playlist. I believe we've changed the apostrophe. Yeah it's changed. It's now just songs. So feel. You who are listening at 7.36 this morning will know that originally, the playlist formerly known as FVH's Song Is That Guaranteed to Save a Party. And it's got a little thumbnail and it's us and my grumpy face.

That's just my face, unfortunately. Imagine that's the face of someone who's like this song better save this party. And the face next to it which is Hayley which is always happy. That's the face that is made after these songs. That's the face that wants to stay at the party and Vaughn's face is the one that's like when are you

leaving my house? And I'm like and I'm like another Uber cancelled. Can everyone open their phones and try to get me an Uber, please? Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Hayley. There is a kid called Jamie. He, for his entire life, has been of the understanding

that he was one of the 1,517 people that tragically died when the Titanic sank, April 15th, 1912. Oh, God, here we go. Shut up. How old is he? He is currently, he's now 14. And he's believed this for?

His whole life. Right. As soon as he had consciousness, he would start telling stories about being on the boat. Because all of these stories, there used these be lots of these stories was before People were like autism All right Kids can become hyper focused on something learn everything about something and then it can be rattling around in their head

But then I watched a one of them stories about this a documentary It was about how kids people just don't think kids are capable of absorbing information and kids are sponges and they'll just be like what titanic what when fix especially if they do have a they're on the spectrum and then they put themselves in action and then their parents become obsessed with them telling these stories about listen to this story about when he was on the titanic and like me i've told lies that after five years i I believe them. But then sometimes kids say things

and you hear these stories and you're like, how would they possibly know that? So he started drawing pictures. Like his thing was he would draw pictures. He was like, this was the top floor and here's where this was and this was. This is where I was as the boat went down and kept doing all these really, and would always have these facts

about people in the boiler room and he facts about people in the boiler room. And he would say, oh, people in the boiler room, they died first. And he felt like it was part of his fault that they were trapped. And when it, like, he's just believed it his whole entire life. Now, they've made like one of those sort of small YouTube documentaries on him, you know, being like this wild kid. But as parents, the first time you'd just be like, that is creepy. You know, kids and they see ghosts and stuff or they say something like mom do you remember when we met no when when we

went to the park in london we've never been to london no not in this life the last time and you're like jimmy shut up don't have any cheese there was a story literally right next door to us growing up there was an old house yeah and it wasn't lived in. It was used as like storage, but it was one of like Kiwite's original houses. And years and years later, this family move into that farm and live in another house on the farm.

But they're all dead. But they, no, no, they're not dead. The family's not dead. Oh, they were real. But the son starts talking about his friends that live in the shed. Oh gosh. And they start living with his friend. And then because Kiwite's like this, families oh they were real but the son starts talking about his friends that live in the shed oh gosh and they start living

with his friends and then because Kiwite is like this area and people were passionate about the history and stuff

of it in the local school library there was a story about the people who built the house and he came home with a book he's like

found them in the book and pointed at the people who built the house so he's friends with the ghost he was friends with the ghost that was the whole theory

and it was wild I remember when I was young, I got told that story. I was like, oh, that's crazy. Even now, it gives me a little bit of goosebumps. Yeah, same. I just got a little bit goosey. Because I guess I knew the house and so I could relate to it. Whereas so many of these stories, I'll be dismissive because

I've got no tie into it. Yeah. Because I've told the story before that me and my best friend Jess, when most kids were going to like basketball camp or school holiday programs, our mothers sent us to witch school in the heart of the Arcadia, if you do remember. And we did these four sort of courses on witchcraft

and one of them was about, I'm hearing it. One of them was about auras, you know, this sort of potential glowing light and what it says about you. And there was this young girl, like much younger than us, called Genevieve, and I'll never forget her long hair, like wide eyes. Wednesday Addams. Yeah, huge that kind of vibe. And I remember her saying like, oh, I've always been able to see auras. I can

see them all. I can see yours at the moment. And she looked at my best friend Jess and said, you don't have one. And Jess was always like, eww! I want one! Anyway, this is what It was like when Bart sold his soul on the episode of The Simpsons. You've always got a Simpsons reference for us, up the sleeve. I want to know this morning,

like what is the creepiest thing that a kid has said to you? Could be your kid or another kid. But you know, they just come out with these really rogue things. There's someone in the corner. They've been talking to someone that's not there. They've seen a ghost. They've lived a past life. This is how scary movies start.

This is how horrors start. Well, it is the season. We are merely a week and a bit away from Halloween. Okay, so 0800 DALS at M. We want to take your calls. We've got to find some spooky music. I can find some spooky music. Not X-Files because it's not aliens.

No, no, no. It's got to be spooky music. I'll find some pumpkins or something. Yeah, like... Smashing pumpkins. Like Beetlejuice. Okay, 0800 DALS at M. Give us a call.

You can text 09696. What is the creepiest thing that a kid has said to you? Now we're talking spooky stories, witchy stories. We wanted to know what is the creepiest thing a kid has said to you because there was one kid who believes he died on the Titanic and he had all these drawings and stories to prove it. Katie, good morning. Good morning.

Good morning. What is the weirdest thing a kid said to you? The spookiest? Well, it was kind of me when I was a kid, but it was my mum that said the weird thing. So for as long as I could remember, I'd have what I thought was a dream where a lady in a white dress with dark hair would come and visit me in my room and would sit on my bed and touch my foot. And I remember years later when I was a teenager telling my mum about it, I was like, it was a really weird joke that just kept happening.

And she went and got a photo and brought it back and she said, is this her? I was like, oh my god, it was. And she said, this is your great-grandmother or great-great-grandmother, Lily. And she visits all of the females in our family. So she visited my aunties, my female friends. When you were like, she visits all the females in our family. So she visited my aunties, my females.

Oh, I got the worst. When you were like, she visits all the females in the family. For some reason, that made it so much worse. Oh, my God. Maybe you're witches. I don't know. I should go to witch school.

I think you've got to wipe in your witches. I think you should come to my witch courses. I've got hard nipples and not the fun kind. I've got hard nipples. The scared kind. Yeah, the scared kind. Oh, you better hope your dead grade's not visiting you after work, Hayley. Oh, no, I know.

Oh, God, no, Nana, get out of the bedroom. You don't need to see this. I actually paid a lot of money for a woman in a white dress to come into my room and play with my feet. Wow, really? It was in Cambodia. It wasn't a lot of money, but it was. For them, it was.

Katie, that is so spooky. Samantha, what's the spookiest, creepiest thing a kid said to you? Oh, so this was my son. And he was, I don't know, I think about three. We were all camping, like family camp out in the Coromandel. And the kids were just drawing pictures. And we asked, you know, what they were drawing. And Saxon said, oh, this is us all sleeping.

His mum, his dad, you know, blah, blah, blah. And I pointed to this dark figure that he had drawn. And he said, that's the man that watches us sleep. I just got another one. Oh, my God. So nobody slept that night, if you can imagine. Yeah, I know. That's the start of multiple horror franchises. Oh, no, that's not good.

Samantha, thank you. Rebecca, what is the creepiest, spookiest thing a kid has said to you? Well, I'm a teacher, and one day this little six-year-old girl gave me a picture that she drew of me. And it was a lovely little picture, but there was this ghost hanging above me,

like in the sky. And I was like, oh, what's this? And she said, oh, that's your little friend that follows you. What? The friend that follows you? I do like that. I do like that. I just got a chill in my spine.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But so you've got a ghost following you, Rebecca. Apparently so. I'd like to think of it as a little guardian angel maybe, but I've kept that picture. One of my witchcraft courses was on guardian angels, and so I'm here to tell you it's a little guardian angel maybe, but I've kept that picture. One of my witchcraft courses was on guardian angels, and so I'm here to tell you it's a guardian angel, not a ghost. Just saying.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God, Rebecca. Yeah, thank you, Rebecca. Some messages. On my son's eighth birthday, he said, I never thought I'd make it to eight years old. I said, what do you mean? He's like, well, I haven't the last few times.

I don't like it. My son was born and needed to be resuscitated at birth As soon as he could speak he could describe the resuscitation from a bird's eye view He was watching it

as an out of body That is creepy I know someone like that Yuck Keep your texts coming in 9696 0800 Darls at M I literally am like

giddy from this I'm getting chilled every time we're hearing these stories of the creepiest thing that a kid has said to you. Because there was a kid that believes he died on the Titanic. That's what sparked this all. And we're hearing, come on, non-believer Fletch looking at me.

Jeez. Okay, I had some goosebumps. There's some goosebumps. It could almost be, I'm just looking at the time, there could be a spillover. A little Halloween spesh. Well, there absolutely could be a spillover. Because some of these are quite long.

Because so many are coming up. Yeah. I've been kind of trying to stick to the simple, small ones. Okay. My then four-year-old son told me I was pregnant. I had no idea who it was. He was right. Several weeks later, he said,

I'm sorry the baby couldn't stay, but you'll be okay, Mama. I'm still here. Oh, my gosh. I had a miscarriage three days later. Oh, my gosh. Two years later, he told me I'm still here. Oh my God. I had a miscarriage three days later. Oh my God. Two years later, he told me I was pregnant again. He was right.

And he said to me a little while later, but it's okay, mum. My brother's going to stay this time. And it was a boy. It was a boy. What the hell? Oh my God. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Okay, see, how do you explain that? How do you explain that? Because there's that thing where some people can smell pregnancy, but you're like, that's not... How does a child know?

How does it know about a miscarriage? And how does it even know that's what they can smell? I was at a friend's baby's funeral. It was one of the saddest funerals I've ever been to. I was across the road with my two-year-old, and he pointed in the air and said, oh, look at the very pretty angels, Daddy. They've come down, and now they're heading away.

Oh, my God. What? What? angels, daddy, they've come down and now they're heading away. Oh, my God. Even if the mind of children is a wild and imaginative place, but the timing of it makes it. It was probably a seagull. You know, it was probably a seagull. Let's just say it was probably a seagull. Because they came, no chips, they leave.

Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. How many times he says, pour me a drink, reminds me of what it was like being an ugly guy at the bar when the bartender just kept going to chicks around you. Hey, somebody, pour me a drink. Can I get a pour me a drink? Can I pour me a drink?, pour me a drink, reminds me of what it was like being an ugly guy at the bar when the bartender just kept going to chicks around you. Hey, somebody, pour me a drink. Can I get a pour me a drink? Can I pour me a drink? Somebody pour me a drink?

Sorry, somebody pour me a drink. End of three and a half minutes and you're still like, can you pour me a drink? Can I please? That's why you have to get your wife to go up to the bar and get drinks, isn't it? Yeah, the key was you just get it,

cash, and you just hold it out. Now, this was the early 2000s. Cash, they'll be like, what is that? Yeah, yeah, yeah? A little coin purse. We don't accept that, sir. Bryn Rudkin, lovely to have you in studio this morning. Thank you for having me. You're welcome. Now I emailed you yesterday,

so every now and then we email back and forth and I just wanted to know whether Atamari had gone from the news in the morning and so you've brought it back. I get things done around here. I heard your feedback. I've listened.

Yeah. And it's back. And you also dropped in that you had a dream about Hayley and we thought, well, we must hear about this dream on air. Yeah. Yeah, do we have some weird sort of dreamy music? Oh, yeah. Oh, okay.

I'll find some. Just to really set the scene. I like the dreamscape music. Yeah, I love that. Was it a scary dream? Because we've got spooky music on go. No, I don't think

it was scary. Okay. But it involved you. Wow, this is quite... This is not it. I think Dream Scape may have also been the name of a dance festival.

Actually, no. Get some Enya. Enya. Yes. Oh my God. Only time. You don't need to tell me twice that the show needs more Enya.

I've been pushing for it for years. Every Friday, Friday Flashback, he's like, Enya, E. Oh my God. Only time. You don't need to tell me twice that the show needs more Enya. I've been pushing for it for years. Every Friday, Friday flashback, he's like, Enya, Enya, only time. And we're like, no, no more Enya, boy. Who can stay? Come on. What's happening? For God's sake, don't you have premium? Oh, there we go.

Okay, there we go. Perfect. You'll just remember I only just got back on the company Wi-Fi. Oh, yeah. Okay, Bryn, you're asleep. I'm asleep. I haven't been sleeping very well because I've done something to my foot. Oh, yes, you did limp him. Oh, yeah. Okay, Brim, you're asleep. I'm asleep. I haven't been sleeping very well because I've done something to my foot.

Oh, yes, you did limp him. Yeah, I sprained it about 15 years ago playing Ripper Rugby. Right. And I think, well, they say things linger. So I'm just... That ended your career. Yeah.

Because you give me Aaron Cruden vibes. Oh, thank you. He does. He looks a little bit like legendary all-black Aaron Cruden. Okay, right. I didn't know that Aaron Cruden played Ripper Rugby. He would have started somewhere. Yeah, I suppose so.

Okay, so you're not sleeping well at the moment. No, yeah, my foot's keeping me up. Because of a 15-year-old sprain. A 15-year-old sprain. Well, there's the health system in action, isn't it? Yeah. Anyway, I had a dream about you, Hayley. Did I look good?

Have you been taking sleep assistance? Some pills or gummies perhaps Red wine, yes Nothing like a red wine slumber And a bit of Baileys In moderation Not after the red wine, that got curdled Yeah, it's got curdled all over it

But yeah, I've been dreaming about I had one dream about Hayley. Oh, okay. And you were on the Inter-Islander. I haven't been on for years. I've never been on as an adult. Yeah. So I'm quite happy.

You were on the broken one. I think it's the utter teddy. The utter teddy. Okay. Which is, I think, up in Singapore at the moment getting repaired. Oh, thank God. But you were on it when it was in the Cook Strait. It lost all power.

A major blackout. Oh, my God. At night time. Oh, my God. Are you on the boat as well? Or are you watching from afar? but you were on it when it was in the Cook Strait it lost all power a major blackout oh my god at night time oh my god are you on the boat as well or are you watching from afar I'm like God I'm like looking down

yeah right so you're not even in your own dream not in the dream how bizarre it's like an out of body experience yeah yeah and was I panicking in the darkness

well you were mustering everyone you were getting everyone together a hero of sorts a leader yeah in fact you were trying to get into the bridge, I think, of the ship. No, wait a minute. So she was storming the captain's quarters.

Yeah. Wow. Did she have a moose head on and was wearing one of those things with face paint? No, it wasn't storming the capital. No. It was like that Captain Phillips movie. Oh, yeah. I'm the captain now.

And Hayley's the Somalian pirate in this situation. She is. What? Now, I also saw- I would have given that role to a Somalian, but that's whitewashing in Hollywood. Well, I took the captain now. And Hayley's the Somalian pirate in this situation. She is, yeah. What? Now, I also saw... I would have given that role to a Somalian, but that's why I was in Hollywood. Well, I took it. Exactly.

I also saw a lot of peacock feathers, so I was wondering... I was wondering if you were off to the world of wearable arts. Perhaps. What direction was the inter-islander going? Was I coming Picton to Wellington, perhaps? I imagined Wellington-Picton. Same.

But now we're going picked in Wellington. I'm on my way to the World War I. Wait, so the ship has lost all power and Hayley's wearing... Peacock feathers. Peacock feathers. Well, no, you weren't wearing it. They were just, I just saw them. They were around.

I don't know if there was a shipment of peacock feathers. Oh, peacocks. Yeah. Perhaps there were peacocks there. And were people listening? Were they following my orders? I think so. Were they being mustered?

Yeah, I can't really remember, but I did write down, because I always Google, what do dreams mean? Oh, yeah, nice. So that was the extent of it. You watched me mustering people in an emergency on a boat.

Somewhat of a hero. Somewhat of a hero. During the Toronto breakdown. I tried to Google what that could mean, and it came back with two options. What did you Google? I said, ship breaks down. Oh, the Coast Guard had to come and tie came back with two options. What did you Google? I said ship breaks down. Oh, the Coast Guard had to come and tow it back.

Oh, amazing. So I think I Googled that and it came back with one. Turbulent times. Feeling overwhelmed. Does that resonate with you? Turbulent times, feeling overwhelmed? I thought it might resonate more with you because I was dreaming about you, but

I don't know. It resonates deeply, Bryn. Or two, you just have a strong desire to travel. Yes to both. Yeah, yes to both. I think the turbulence in my life makes me want to travel more. Yeah, I think you're putting this on Hayley. This is your dream. Oh, so is it for me.

But it wasn't happening in your head. Yeah. I don't think my meaning would come across all of Auckland into your head. You're projecting your dreams onto Hayley. Did you Google dreaming about peacock feathers? No, but let me do that right now. Do you want to do that right now? Get that on there. Because that could mean something.

Dreaming about a peacock spreading feathers. A dream about peacock feathers can indicate a new phase of life. They're related to new opportunities, new beginnings and the ability to rise above any challenges in your way, like a ship lost at sea. A ship lost at sea. If you're feeling stuck, this could be a sign for you to make a change. So we just need to work out whose meaning

it is. Do you feel a bit like a ship at sea without a rudder? Ah, well, Rudkin's my last name. Yes. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's all connected. Well, maybekin's my last name. Yes. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It's all connected. Well, maybe this could be this meaning of feeling lost at sea could be related to your love life because we do want to have a little bit of an update.

Oh, yes. You went on a date with a clairvoyant. She was an older woman, much, much older, and she has passed since. She has passed, yeah. She didn't see it coming. She's the second one. Yeah.

Because the first one, I believe, the Scottish clairvoyant, Lorna, she drew you a Navajo spirit guide? Yeah. Native American Indian. Yep. How? That's the name. Yeah.

How? The only way to know? Warrior Cherokee. Yeah, that's right. Yes. And he was your spirit guide. And she passed away. She's cucked it.

Sorry. And then my other one. My other one, who I suppose I went on a date with, yeah, she died too, a couple of months ago. Wait, so a third? No, that's the second. Oh, the second one has died. Right, okay.

Oh, God. I know. What are you feeding these clairvoyants? Well, I don't know. Too much red wine. Turbulent times. Yeah, we're't in Bailey's. Turns out lethal, mate.

I'll be honest. I predicted her death because... He's been handed the mantle. He's been handed the mantle. Oh, my gosh. Because she had a very bad hip and she walked sideways. What are you doing to these old birds? That's why.

They've all got bad hips. Like a crab? Like a crab. She walked like a crab. Did she have pincers like that? Were you dating a crab? She could have been a crab. She could have been a crab.

So do you reckon you've been having, and this is why you're having dreams about me and you're not in them because you're clairvoyant. So you're seeing for other people now. So I do have turbulent times ahead. And I do need to travel. I need to go overseas. But maybe that's a warning.

Don't travel by air because you could have turbulence. Okay. So you've got to be, no, but if you travel by ship, then it's going to be. It's going to take too long. I don't have that long of a holiday break. Yeah, but you could save everyone. I only have allocated leave.

You know, it's not, I'm not going to waste it saving other people. Do you guys like this Enya song? Sail away. Sail away. Sail away. Sail away. Oh, my God. This is no coincidence. It's all connected.

Jesus. It's all connected. I'll run a Chrome and throw a float. Is it? I think that we need to do, now that we know that Bryn has hit these clairvoyant powers now, I think next time we get you in, we could get some callers on,

and you might be able to channel through the microphone, through the headphones, some clairvoyance. But there haven't been any other dates with clairvoyance? Well, actually, I do have an update. I've recently started volunteering at an old people's home. Oh, my God, I love it. I wanted to do that, and then I was like, oh. Yeah, they've discovered.

Too busy. Oh, no, you should come with me. Yeah, I will. Yeah. It's busy. Do you know somebody else that works here volunteers, and they, oh, my God, it makes me so sad every time they put up a photo

they don't get any other visitors. Yeah I know. The old people. Yeah. Like they don't get any other visitors. Yeah right. Is that why? Yeah well some of them you don't really want to hang out with. Really? You're looking like a saint and I teed it up for you to just spike it down and you were like. You can

see why their family don't visit. Yeah I wouldn't use those words right but I'm sure the old girls are really like flirting with you at the moment yeah well I've been

discouraged from encouraging relationships I'm more of a companionship oh right inappropriate sort of some cause of inappropriate behaviour

yeah okay bro well we look forward to your updates and your clairvoyant powers back on our radio. Yeah. People are loving it.

We want more Bryn. Yeah, we'll give you some more Bryn updates. More Bryn. When they happen. Yeah. Next on the show. Yesterday I copped a bit of an eyeful. Saw a bit more of a tradie than I was anticipating.

Oh. In the afternoon. Play ZM's Fletchborn and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletchborn and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletchborn and Hayley. I was... Why did you put a man? It's Hayley's story. Yeah, it's me.

I'm telling a little story. I'm biting a battery. Why should I not have done that? The text. Oh, the lovely text. Sorry, I can't play it. I was waiting for you born to catch up. I'm so sorry.

Well, we just had lovely Bryn Rudkin in studio who at the end mentioned that he volunteered. He's volunteering. And then he played it off and he played it down and of course he made a slight bit of jest, didn't he? That, you know, not all of them. Well, someone just messaged in saying their dad has just gone into full-time care

and they were walking on Monday to visit their dad and they heard Bryn's voice in the corridor, a very recognisable voice, and I'll tell you what, he is very, very good with the elderly. I bet he is. We love Bryn. That's why we they heard Bryn's voice in the corridor, a very recognisable voice and I'll tell you what, he is very, very good with the elderly. Oh, I bet he is. We love Bryn.

We love our Bryn. We love our Bryn. And now we can see into the future. This is fantastic. Great. Especially with the big lotto tonight. He didn't mention the lotto.

Asterix on that. But I bought a ticket before Bryn gave us his numbers. So I'm just going to write on that pre-Bryn, post-Bryn. Okay. Weird that his numbers

were 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. It's so unlikely. No, it's as likely 6, 7, 8. It's so unlikely. No, it's as likely as any other number combination. It is, yeah. Now, yesterday I went to my friend's house. It is my friend because we all share him as a friend. Because I needed to pick up a pail of paint. He had a particular type of paint and we only needed a little bit.

So no point getting some. So Aaron sent me to go get this paint and where our friend lives is at the back of a very big property like a long property they live in a tiny home and um you have to pass this big house that's being built there it's huge vaughn knows this house and they um have a lot of tradies working on at the moment when i turned up which i will say and i not to have a dig, but I have finished renovating, so I feel warranted to do so. 6.30 p.m. I turned up and the tradies were still going.

Wow. What is he doing in my house? What is he doing in my house? I'll say it. You want to see it in my house? I'll say it. The cashies working at 6.30? It's a cashie.

Oh, you reckon? If they're working at 6.30, it's a cashie. After making the most of the twilight, it's a cashie. Oh, a little bit of inside knowledge there. No, I'm just saying that I know what tradies are like. Oh, yeah. Same. They'll turn up at any time for a bit of cash.

Well, you're not going to get anything built. Get that from the IRD. Wink, wink, nosh, nosh. I thought it was like turn up at 12, smoker at 12.30. Anyway. Yeah, need a part. Be gone for three hours. Yeah, yeah, need a part.

Not be contactable by five. Definitely not going off to another job. Anyway, so I turned up a lot of tradies there, be gone for three hours yeah yeah need to park not be contactable by phone definitely not going off to another job anyway so I turned up a lot of tradies there and I gave them a little wave as I

pulled in but I was so tired yesterday just because I loaded a skip all day do I look jacked um yep ripped

ripped that's actually what Carlin said to me she's like man your shoulders are gonna look pretty jacked for Jason Momoa coming in studio

with all the heavy lifting into a skip. Anyway, so I didn't want to stop and catch up with my mate. I was like, give me the paint. I'm going to go. So I was quick. And I came in, pulled in my car to my friends.

He went in, got me the paint. I put it in the front seat. I buckled it in. He said, because the lid's not tight. Oh, yeah, good. Buckled it in like a passenger. When you're far, always buckle your paint in. Always buckle your paint in.

Kids, you must remember every, that's what the song's about. Buckle your paint. Now, then I backed out and I drove past the tradies again and they obviously anticipated that I was going to be staying there a little bit longer

or I was arriving for dinner or something like that because the look on a guy's face as I drove past a tree and I turned, just happened to turn at the right time. And I saw a willy. I saw a fresh willy.

How did you see a fresh willy? It was going to the toilet. He was having a wee-wee against a tree tree. And I think that he didn't anticipate that I would be driving back past so soon. Did he not hear the car coming? Yeah, I know, but he was midstream. It was a short drive between me and him. Yeah.

By the time I was there. Because you'd left the car running. So he's like, oh, it's up there. Yeah, yeah, yeah but he was midstream. It was a short drive between me and him by the time I was there. Because you'd left the car running. So he's like, oh, it's up there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, okay. So I saw it all. I saw it all. Right.

Yeah, yeah, I saw it all. And the worst part is what you have to do as a penis owner is you've got to shake it right at the end. I thought you were going to say you have to get warrant and registration every year. Yeah, you've got to do that. You've got to take it into PTNZ. No, you don't have to do that. Penis testing New Zealand., you've got to do that. You've got to take it into PTNZ. You don't have to do that.

Penis testing New Zealand. You don't have to do that. You do. Well, has Aaron not got a warrant and a reg on his? No. He's got road user charges. Oh, yeah, it's a diesel. It's diesel.

It's diesel. He wants to get the rust around the edges checked, though, because that's going to become structural at some stage. Yeah, I know, I know, I know. I'll upgrade to a new one, I guess. I'll sign it off on one stage. But, yeah, and then he had to quickly shake at some stage. Yeah, I know, I know, I know. I'll get an upgrade to a new one, I guess. I'll sign it off on one stage. But yeah, and then he had to quickly shake it. Right.

And it did, I saw the whole thing and I don't think I've ever really looked at a willy. I know what you mean. Shaken before. Post-wee-wees. You've never been in the shower and your boyfriend's gone in there and used the toilet and had a shake?

Yeah, but I've never seen it. I really caught its eye. Right. You were looking it in the eye. Yeah, but I've never seen it. I really caught its eye. Right. You were looking it in the eye. Yeah, and then I caught the builder's eye and he was so embarrassed. It was so embarrassed that I saw it all and then I honed off. I should have done more. Did you give him a little beep?

No, I didn't. I just sort of was like, looked its eye, looked at his eye and then I just kept on driving. But yeah, it's odd. I haven't seen a fresh willy in a long time. It's a weird one, the old willy shake, because at a urinal, if you're just like blinkers on straight ahead, but then someone next to you is giving theirs half a dozen,

half a dozen, it's the movement. Fantastic peripheral vision. Look. You can see behind it. And. Well, you don't want to. You don't want a couple of. Mine's the movement. Fantastic peripheral vision. You can see behind him. Well, you don't want to. You don't want a couple of drips or dribble. Yeah, no, of course he doesn't. So you've got to give it a shake.

You see a flash of beige down there and you're like, I've seen it. He's more than welcome to pee against the tree. I have no problem with this. The tree is lads on site, you know. But I don't think they anticipated a woman driving past and clocking it right in the eye. Out of 10, I'm not used to, you know, but I don't think they anticipated a woman driving past and clocking it right in the eye. Out of 10, I'm not used to, you know, if I was going to see

one, I'd want to see it in a different state. So I don't feel at liberty to rank based on the state it was in. No one asked you to rank. It was weird that you said my rating out of 10 and then Renegdon giving a rating out of 10. No, Fletch said out of 10. I missed the out of 10. No, I'm just not here being like, giving a rating Out of 10 No Fletch said Out of 10 I missed the out of 10

Yeah yeah yeah No I'm just not here Being like And we know We must rank Classic Fletch What do you want to know What was it out of 10

Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley Fact of the day Day day day, day. It's Cars Week here at Fact of the Day. No, not like McQueen, you silly idiots. Cars as in the vehicles. It's a themed week at Fact of the Day. And yes, I had all my facts sorted on Sunday, but I've

changed them out because I keep getting great facts. He's rolling with it. I found this one by happy coincidence. Remember we were talking about what those things are called that drive around Antarctica? Yes. Oh yeah, because I mentioned my cousins in Antarctica. Yeah, and we were talking about them and I was like, well, does he get to drive the, and I was like, what are

those things called? And there's some at the Christchurch. The ones on the tracks. Big snow tanks. And they're little cubes. Yeah, at the Antarctic Centre in Christchurch. They sit on top. Yeah. Haglund.

Haglund. Haglund. Haglunds is what they're called. Haglunds track vehicles. Oh, they're fun. They're like tractor tanks. No, they're not like tractor tanks. They're like-

But they've got the tank wheels. They've got a track. I don't know how you describe the top. Are they like a minivan or a Nissan Cube meets a tank? Like a mummobile tank. Yeah, like a mummobile tank. They're like a fire engine cab without the bonnet and without any of the fire engine on the back,

just plonked on a track. Yeah, so a Nissan Cube. Yeah. We're trying to describe these things. We've used about 10 different cars as reference. They're square and on tracks. It's not cube-esque. The signature thing about the cube is the weird little nose.

It's two cubes, yeah. A couple of cubes. It's very boxy and it's on tracks. And I was like, what are those things called? And they're called hoglons. But I Googled what are those vehicles they drive in Antarctica called? And Google told me Volkswagen Beetles. What?

And I said, you have officially lost your mind. Yeah. AI, you can't trust it all the time. A Volkswagen Beetle. Stupid. I looked into it. The first commercially made vehicle to be driven in Antarctica was a Volkswagen Beetle.

Oh, my God. Like the bubbly ones. The bubbly, old school, classic. How do they sound when they go down the road? They're like... That's quite good actually. They sound like a little Jetsons car. Did they have special tracks on them?

Or tyres? Nope, standard, run of the mill, stock standard, Volkswagens. The first one was called Antarctica 1. It was a red Volkswagen Beetle, which is the best colour for a classic Volkswagen Beetle. And it got shipped down there. And it was used at Mawson Station exclusively between 1963 and 1970. There's an entire book called The Volkswagens of Antarctica.

There's another book called The Antarctic Volkswagens. And it tells the story about the Ruby Red Beetle, Antarctica 1, and two orange beetles that followed afterwards, Antarctica 2 and 3, that were used on this. No chains? Just, as I recall, rear-wheel driven, they were rear-wheel driven cars because the engine's in the boot and the boot's up the front. Right. That's how Hitler wanted it.

But they didn't have chains on it. No chains. Or anything. Okay. But we've got chains to go up Kadrona. I know, but how Hitler wanted it. But they didn't have chains on it. No chains. Or anything. Okay. But we've got chains to go up Kadrona. I know, but look, here it is towing a sled. It's towing a packed sled. Amazing.

Oh my gosh. They said it was reliable. It never skipped a beat. It was comfortable. And they drove it around Antarctica at Mawson Station. It was their first official commercially produced vehicle in Antarctica. The first cars of Antarctica, the Antarctica Volkswagens. That's madness.

It's like a really well-documented history. If you're into Volkswagens or just cars in weird places, I'd fully recommend giving that a Google today. Bit of a rabbit hole. Yeah, slipped down a little bit of a rabbit hole. If you've got time for a rabbit hole. If you've got time for a rabbit hole, get amongst it. But today's fact of the day is the first ever commercially produced vehicles

in Antarctica were Volkswagen Beetles. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. A friend of mine, his name's Auburn, he lives on Guernsey in the Channel Islands. In between France and England. They can't decide what they want to be. And people on Facebook Marketplace, they sell Nazi memorabilia. Oh, wow.

What a place. The Nazis had it during World War II. Did they? Yeah. They were that close. And people would just like in their gardens and they find like people who have like buried medals or like in their old shed that's behind something and stuff.

Oh, so they're not like, oh, they're not like, hey, how great is this? Let's all be Nazis. They're like, who wants this thing I found? Or had or inherited. Dig it up in their garden. Yeah. I love antiques and lots of old things,

but I would never have Nazi memorabilia in my house. It's cursed. Neither. I've been trying to tell Fletch to Nazi memorabilia in my house. It's cursed. Neither. I've been trying to tell Fletch to get rid of his full SS uniform. It's so weird that he has that on a mannequin. On a mannequin. In the pose. In the pose.

In the entranceway. We joke, we jest. We joke, we jest. And I digress. He told me that he's had this bunged shoulder and he had to go in and get an X-ray and an injection. This is your friend the Nazi. This is my friend.

Not a Nazi. He's a Nazi sympathiser at the most, but he's not yet a Nazi. He doesn't collect the memorabilia yet. He's not a Nazi sympathiser. We digress. We digress. We're laughing out loud

and we're digressing. We're digressing, we're joking, we're jesting. And the doctor gave him the steroid injection in the shoulder. That's what I'm getting next week.

He said it did nothing. But he knew it was going to do nothing. Because he's a medical professional. Oh, right. Okay. He's not. He's not. Okay.

But he knows better than everybody. So the doctors are full. Of course, his wife's a physio, so it helps. So he gets the injection, the steroid injection, and then the woman's like, I'm the woman. That's fine. On behalf of woman. The medical professional is like, I'm going to put,

because it's a big needle, is that right? I don't know. I've had one on my back, but I don't look. He said it's a big scary needle, as thick as a McDonald's straw, and it's sharp. Don't tell me that. They don't even look. They just shut their eyes and hope for the best and jam it in somewhere.

You get a local anesthetic. Yeah, it's guided in. And then they guide it in. Yeah, I had one a couple of weeks ago. Didn't work. Got it. And then she's like, that's going to need like a plaster. Oh, yeah.

And she pulls out a ball of cotton wool and a plaster and comes towards him and he's like, terrified of cotton wool. Real. It is a yuck. It's like when people rub Like the marshmallow corn flour Or whatever they put on those

Some people can't do marshmallows And they do your marshmallow without it But they all stick together Yeah, yeah, yeah Yuck, I don't like it But I'm not phobic of it Yeah, but the cotton wool He's like, always has been

Always will be Sometimes you get a blood test And they'll give you The little cotton wool and a plaster And tape over it Yeah It's absorbent. So he's like, get that away from me.

Like, that's not, the plaster, I'll take the plaster. I'll be like, cotton wool. And she's like, are you scared of cotton wool? And he said, I just, it's just. Yes, he's scared of it. He's scared of it, yeah. But he's a big man, so he's not scared of cotton wool, but he won't have it anywhere near him. She's like, we've got a new phobia treatment at the clinic.

And he's like, what? She's like, you've got a new phobia treatment at the clinic. And he's like, what? She's like, you put on a VR headset and it slowly introduces your fear. And apparently there's a cotton wool setting. I believe it may be

AI generated. So they can generate any fear. It'll start small, a little bit of cotton wool. I don't know how to get this because the sound and the feel is a big part of the cotton wool phobia I've heard. And apparently you leave it on for an hour and it might take multiple sessions, but there's like a flying one, like you're in it

and you're in the plane and then all the usual noises of takeoff and stuff happen. Right. And what is that? Exposure therapy. Exposure therapy. Because I got offered exposure therapy when I nearly crashed my car on the motorway because an MOTH flew in the window.

And they were like, it's getting a little stupid. Tell us another story about the MOTH. Oh, I was, when I used to, I flatted, my flatmate moved out and I lived in the flat alone for a year. And I had something in the oven and then MOTH came in the front door and so I just grabbed my keys and ran out the door and drove to my parents' house, which is an hour away. And I got to the Wairarapa and my dad was like,

yeah, you can stay. And I was like, no, you've got to come back with me. He said, why? I said, the oven's on. He was like, shit! Oh my God! Hey, lady! Before we get in the car, I was like, what am I going to do?

Stay in the house until you're off? Yeah, bad. I know. It's just an MOTH. I know, but I got offered exposure therapy In which I would have to confront one And I was like, no Really?

Now I'm 35 and still Because I wonder if a fear is so great That exposure therapy is I tried hypnotism Because that's softer Yeah? Yeah Didn't work

Nah, but I'm not a believer Right I'm too, you know, cynical about that. What? Oh, I'm under. You were. Oh, I'm under. Changed my brain chemicals.

An hour ago, she was almost in tears because of spooky things kids said. She is too cynical for hypnotherapy. For hypnotherapy. Yeah, true. So I want to talk this morning about confronting your fears. When did you have to? Maybe you're terrified of something, but someone was in peril. Yes.

Like, you know, like my mate, if his kids fell into a vat of cotton wool and they were going under, he would jump in and save them? Would he jump in and save them? Or be like, we can make more kids. It's actually quite fun making more kids. We can make more kids.

And I've taken notes on what I did wrong this time. I won't do it again. The making process is fun. You've been going on about winning Lotto like all day. Yeah. What if, how much is Lotto? 30 mil. 30 mil.

Plus giving you guys a little 2H. What if we put $30 million in a bag, but it's in a room with a thousand MOTHs. All you have to do is walk in, grab the bag. How much money? Lotto, 30 million. That's madness. Of course she's going for it.

Yeah, you'd have to, but I'd be, my legs wouldn't work properly, so I'd have to crawl. Like, they make my legs weak. But they're going to be all over you. There's like thousands of them there. I'd just have to scream through it and But you would do it. Yeah, I'd have What if it was just for, like, say your

ticket, and you're like, wait a minute, those numbers do feel familiar, but I'm not sure if those are my numbers or not and it was on a table and they were slowly eating it because you know how they eat things. What if it was $1,000? No. No way. $10? No.

$100? Now we're cooking. Okay. It's so hot. We want to take your calls this morning. 0800 DARS at M. You can text 09696. When have you had to overcome a phobia?

When did you have to, not overcome, perhaps confront? When did you have to look it in the eye and be like, there's bigger things at play here. I need to get this done. I feel unwell. I've closed the text machine because people keep on texting in the M-O-T-H word and I can't even look at it. Just to make you go, that's mean, that's mean. Yeah, so maybe

I don't know, you're in a situation where you just had to do something. Yeah. That can freeze your fears. A lot of people have a phobia of spiders, really crippling phobia of spiders and then you're in your house and there it is and you're the only person who's got to deal with it. Like for a job interview, but there's a spider on the front door, Matt.

On your keys. On your keys. Like, what do you do? I guess you just don't get that job. Yeah, I guess you just never make money ever again. Okay, 0800-DARLS at Amazon number 9696. Text in. When did you confront your phobia?

We're asking you now when you had to confront your phobia. Look it right in the ugly eye and just say hello. Yep, it's So many messages in. I've closed this text machine. I've got to say, I've got to congratulate people sharing these stories because some of them are quite traumatic. Yeah, some of them are full on. Really full on.

Phobia's not a joke. Kaya, you're on your way right now to confront your phobia. Yeah, I am parked right outside. Wait, what are you doing? I've got a feeling. Dentist. Dentist. Yeah, it is the dentist.

Oh, darling. It is, good girl. So what is it for you? Is it the noise of the drill? Oh, it's just like a little bit of backstory. When I was about 10 years old, I saw a picture of Dad's friend's wisdom teeth that he'd got taken out and they still had part of the gums attached and everything. So I've pretty much been scarred

since I was probably like 10. They say there is always an inciting incident, you know. I actually read something earlier this week that really tickled me. Genuinely, I read it on my phone and I laughed and I recounted it to these two with tears in my eyes.

The next time you're at the dentist to alleviate tension, every time they put their hand in your mouth, lick their fingers. Oh, yeah, got it. Got it there. Just run the tip of his finger. Why are they licking? Like a real conscious.

Every time they put their finger in, I always have to fight myself. Don't lick it. Don't suck it. Don't go. Wait, so every time something goes in your mouth, you've got to fight myself. Don't lick it. Don't suck it. Don't go, um. Wait, so every time something goes in your mouth, you've got to fight

the urge to lick it. Yeah, interesting. Don't do it. Confession there. Don't do it. Good luck, Kai. You're going to be fine. Good luck, Kai.

It's going to be great. They're great people. They're very caring. Otherwise, ask for the gas. Yes. I'm not allowed it, apparently. You have to go through

a specialist dentist for that. Oh, man. When they give you the injections to numb everything, it's great. You don't feel a thing. Yeah, you'll be okay. You'll be fine. Godspeed. Thanks, Kaya.

Zoe, when did you have to confront your phobia? Actually, very recently. I have a absolutely gut-wrenching, very bad phobia of vomiting. Oh, wow. Yeah, that's a common thing. My niece has got this. If someone starts vomiting, she starts crying and just runs aimlessly away from them. Oh, really?

Hates it. So how did you have to confront it recently? Well, it all happened a very long time ago. I was 13. I got really vicious food poisoning. And then from then, I was just like, nah, not for me. And I've managed to go like... I don't think many people do see someone vomiting and they're like, yeah, good stuff, man.

Can I wash? Some people can like deal with it and it's not that big of a deal. Yeah. Yeah. But for me, I'm just like, not for me. Yeah. So I've gone maybe eight or nine years avoiding it at all costs. And then recently I tried a new antibiotic and it just did not agree with me

and it all happened and I was like, oh my gosh, breathe, you'll find. I was like bawling my eyes out. I was an absolute wreck. But, you know, it's just got to keep exposing yourself to it. Do you think it made it better at the end of your bout of illness? It did actually, yeah. Yeah, yeah, exposure therapy. I'm not feeling as yourself to it. Do you think it made it better at the end of your bout of illness? It did, actually, yeah. Yeah, yeah, exposure therapy. I'm not feeling as bad about it.

Yeah. Okay. That's good. You've got to look it in the eye. Yeah, when you said exposure therapy, I was like, how's this going to work? But you just kept following it. Well, you know, you don't take you into a doctor's office and they make you sick. Zoe, thank you.

Maddie, when did you have to confront a phobia? I'm still currently having to confront it after a week. Why? What's your phobia? I have a massive fear of spiders. And last week I was driving to pick up my son from school and a spider went across my windscreen right by my sun visor. And it was just small, but it was fast. And I literally almost crashed my car

and then got to the school and thought, oh, we'll just leave the car there and went and picked up my son and then realised I had to drive home so I had to confront it and I climbed into the back seat and tried to spot it, couldn't see it and then I proceeded to bomb my entire car,

still haven't found it and it's been a week now. It'll be dead. It'll be't found it. It'll be dead. And it's been a week now. It'll be dead. It'll be dead or gone. It'll be dead. And when those awful creatures do die, they curl up into a tiny ball, you won't even see it.

You won't even see it. It'll be crushed underfoot. It'll be fine. Don't you worry. Oh, God, Maddie. So, yeah, it's been a week of driving with it and just hoping it doesn't appear out of nowhere. Probably just sell the car, Maddie, to be honest.

I think we could set the car on fire. I would. Maybe we could blow up the car, I guess. Keep your texts coming in 9696. When did you have to confront your phobia? We've run out of time, but a couple of quick text messages. We'll go a bit quick. When did you confront your fears?

Another dental work. When I was terrified of dental work. I'd have to be sedated to even go for a checkup. I took a job at a dental school. They told me to just lightly expose myself, be around it more often. It cured me. Really?

Just being around it? I guess that's exposure therapy. It doesn't say they were teaching people how to do fillings. That's how I stopped my fear of flying. I became a pilot. Wow. Okay. People don't know that Vaughan and I are trained doctors

and you're a trained pilot. It's so weird. It is weird, but you've got to have something to fall back on. Yeah, yeah, that's my fallback career is medicine. I'm scared of the same thing Hayley's scared of. I had a C-section and they must have stitched a nerve and made it crippling to get around and M-O-T-H flew at me and I jumped.

Huge amount of pain. But then it was gone and the pain never returned. So thank you, Moth. I'm still scared of you. There was one person who texted as well saying they've got the same phobia as me and they have a child

and once one of the MOTHs flew into the kid's ear and the kid was in a great amount of distress and fear because the thing was alive and so what are you going to do? Are you just going to watch your kid in distress?

Suck it out. No, she had to get a fingernail and deal with a fluttering. I don't know why I'm sharing this story. I've got some tweezers. I have a gut-wrenching fear of being home alone. Oh. And when I'm home alone.

Sounds so pleasant. Pull the curtains. Use the TV for once. And just everything around me scares me. Everything's jumping. But I've slowly got used to it. Yeah. That's jumping.

That's terrifying. I've got a huge fear of rats and mice. Had to combat my fear when I worked in a pet shop and I had to feed them. Why'd you guys forget a job there? The only thing they ever sell in pet shops anymore is rats. I know. And birds.

Terrible place to work if you've got a fear of those things. I have flown over 30 times, but every time I have full-on panic attacks, crying, hyperventilating, you know, the sort of person you absolutely want to sit behind. I've tried hypnosis, natural remedies, and lately diazepam from the doctors. Nothing works. Still terrified of flying.

Yeah. Yeah. So many people. We're just all afraid. We're just little babies. All little babies, we're afraid of life. Spiders. A white towel dropped out of my son's day.

We've had a watch tap. We've had a watch tap from the producers. Look, Georgia's there. She's like, it's my time. It's my time. No one taps a watch to warn Smith. Georgia, you know what? We're taking some of your time.

My son's daycare bag, a white towel dropped out. It was just me and him at home. I sprayed a whole can of bug spray on it. I think it's dead. I think it's dead. The surfer was on. Put a container over it. It could finally lately move from the spot we were standing in. I think it's dead. Ruin the surf it was on, put a container over it, it could finally lately move from the spot we were standing in.

I'm terrified of dressed up characters. When I was about four or five years old, my old school or kindy was having a teddy bears picnic and my dad was dressed up as a giant bear. So to confront my fear, they made me go into a room where there was a massive bear there to show me the inside of the costume. And when I lifted the head, it was my dad.

And then I learned to not be scared. It's just my dad in there. So we should dress up. The bear ate her father. And then they de-headed the bear and the father was in there. Oh, God. Well, congratulations to you, podcast listeners. You've reached the end.

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