ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 24th March, 2025

Episode Date: March 23, 2025

Pigeon contraceptives Happiest countries Top 6 Other animals we need at the Zoo Would you afterpay your DoorDash? SLP - Do you have a landline phone? Sabrina Carpenter backlash Girlies, the peplum top is back What did you accidentally upload? Secret Sound winner Lacey! Teddy Swims IV Hayley left something at the QT Fact of the Day What movie speech have you memorised?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hayley. Thank you, Bryn. Good morning. Welcome to the show, Flesh, Vaughan and Hayley. Thank you, Bryn. Good morning. Welcome to the show, Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Good morning, darling. Good morning, darling. Is this the last week before Daylight Savings? Will you shut your mouth? Or do we have one more? Two more.

Two more. Two more weeks. This week, next weekend. Wait, I'm going to... Then the next day I go to Australia. What is that going to do to me? Is it going to make it worse or better? You're going to be all over the show.

I don't know, love. Oh, duh. All good, all good. Guys, I woke up at 2.45 this morning and then we're like, up she goes. You were like, I'm awake now. Yeah, here we are. No, it's fine. She says that.

Let's just see how the energy falls. No secret sound. When are we playing Dochi's Anxiety? Because I feel like I could set her off. No secret sound today because on Friday it was one. Amazing. After, what, nearly six weeks? Was that our longest secret sound ever?

It wasn't a wooden horse sneezing, which really shocked me. Yeah, wow. I felt for sure it was that. It was connecting jumper leads. So yesterday I had to use jumper leads. Did you? What happened? Yeah, I don't know. The family car battery went flat and wouldn't start.

Oh, right. Now, I, of course, wouldn't take blame for that, leaving a door open and a light on all night. No, I certainly wouldn't. Someone did, though. And I connected to the place where we stayed. Yep. Shout out Waipu Cove Campground.

Okay. Great place. Stayed there the weekend. Beautiful spot. Beautiful spot. And I put the jumper cables on, and August was like, secret's out. Oh, really? Yeah, as I clicked it on, she was the jumper cables on and August was like, secret's out. Oh, really?

Yeah, as I clicked it on, she was like, there it is. There's the secret's out. We'll chat to Lacey, our winner, later this morning, see how it's sunk in for her over the weekend. $50,000 richer.

And also Teddy Swims joins us on the show. There's a gentleman. There's a gentleman. He's a great man. A scholar. Coming back to the country, playing Auckland and Christchurch. We'll chat to him just after 8 o'clock on the show this morning.

That's a third big sigh I've had since we started the show. That's a sign of a really stressed out person. Next on the show. He's about to break. Next on the show, the first square on our sheet just says pigeon contraception. That's all I'm going to say. We've got big, important topics to discuss on the show today. first square on our sheet just says pigeon contraception. That's all I'm going to say. We've got big, important topics to discuss on the show today. Pigeon contraception.

Play Zed-N's, Flesh, Vaughan and Hayley. Pigeon contraception. Yeah, you're right, that's the hand wash. That's my hand wash at home. It is your hand wash. Carry on. Monday spotted. The email from Flesh sent yesterday at 7.40am.

This guy gets up early on a Sunday and gets to work. An idea for the top six, Vaughan. Top six names for the pigeon contraceptive. Now that's all it says. That's funny. It's funny stuff. Number one, the Air New Zealand green lolly. He's got the worst idea.

He comes in with some crap. It's all filler. It's all filler on a Sunday morning. This would have been a great idea for the top six. We have cocked the roasting gun and we've got a pointy nail because he's about to wear it, but please tell us. Tell us about pigeon contraceptives. No, the idea came from a news story.

There's a German train station, one of the big ones, and they're sick of pigeons. So what they're going to do is they throw out like, it looks like bird feed, but it's laced with contraceptives. So it's chenille or it's yasmin. See, this would have been funny. Well, those are just two birth controls. That's two.

Well, it's funny. It's not funny. That's just what birth controls are called. But it's your job to come up with six pigeon birth control names. Right. And then so the pigeons... Three. Okay, that's good.

Okay. Okay. Okay. So the idea is that these pigeons gobble up this food and then they can't make babies. Great. Less pigeons. Drastically reduce it.

And of course it only affects the ones that live in the train station so we're not like killing an entire species and it's not contagious or whatever. So also according to PETA, P-E-T-A, it's humane and non-toxic so they don't have... Well, can I tell you

I'm very... He's dead now so you can't go after him. Okay. He's my grand... He was my granddad. Okay. They owned a horse farm

and they had a real problem with just tens of thousands of birds coming for like the maize and the meal that they feed the horses. Oh, yeah. So they would try to get into the shed, rats and mice.

Oh, Warren, what is this story? It's going to be horrible, isn't it? And so he got this consultant and the person was like, trial this. And it was these poison pellets. And he put them out. And the birds, my job once during holidays was to go around picking up all the dead birds.

Did they just drop from the sky? Yeah. And that's how. They'd eat it. And then they'd just be like, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly. Oh, that's terrible. And you had to clean the lawn, you had to

go around and pick them all up off the grass before you mowed the lawns. Oh, that's grim. If anybody's cursing my grandfather at this stage, he felt so bad. And years later he'd say, remember that thing with the birds? Just stop it, Grandad, stop it.

That was bad. It wasn't great. This doesn't kill the pigeons, it just stops them. It renders them infertile so they can't continue breeding. Great idea. It's way more humane. Air New Zealand Green Lolly. It was a great idea for the top six.

I'm really disappointed. Who's going to be the new CEO of Air New Zealand Green Lolly. It was a great idea for the top six. I'm really disappointed. Wasn't that who's going to be the new CEO of Air New Zealand? Wasn't that his suggestion? For who was going to be the new CEO of Air New Zealand? It's always the suggestion if there's ever an Air New Zealand based top six. It's always number one is the Green Lolly. Yeah, it's humour Vaughan. Look it up. You just see him in the NZ

International Comedy Festival with his show The Green Lolly. You do have the top six coming up. Boy, do I. We want some pandas. I remember going to Auckland Zoo in 1988 and seeing the pandas. Have we had a death? Huh?

We don't lose a panda. I thought a giraffe died somewhere. Yes. An elephant? And we lost our elephant? Yeah, no, the elephant got shipped away. Yeah. What's the story off the back of?

The giraffe had a heart attack, but it lasted for a while because it took the news so long to get to its brain. Shut up! It's got to take an elevator. So lame. Yeah, we did. So I got the top six. If we're getting pandas, which are always, by the way,

always on loan from China. Yeah, you've got to rent them off China. You've got to pay a big bond too. All the prints in black and white. All right, well, the top six other animals. What is wrong with both of you today? What is wrong with both of you? The top six is coming up.

The contract law of pandemonium. I don't think that you guys let off enough steam this weekend or something. Do you need to go run around? I've got to repent. I've got to steam build up. That reminds me of trains. Okay. I've got the top six other animals we wanted at the zoo.

Play ZM's Flesh, Vaughn and Hayley. This comes out every year. Happiest countries based on lifestyle, income healthcare access. Have you guys ever listened to the podcast The Happiness Lab? No. It's a Pushkin podcast. You can find that on iHeartRadio

That's a brilliant KPI So early, so early as well And they did a special podcast after the happiness report came out Forgive me if I'm treading on toes No, please tread away. Family happiness is directly They did a special podcast after the happiness report came out. Like, forgive me if I'm treading on toes. No, please tread away.

Family happiness is directly linked to eating meals together. Oh, yeah. That makes sense. Time to sit down, catch up, have a chat. And it's like even like, and they went through all this person who had like done a PhD in the area was talking about why. And it's just like, even if you just sit there and no one says anything, you're uniting as you're a unit. You're doing it as a unit.

Even if it's watching TV, so you can talk about things that are affecting the world, you're doing it as a family, doing it as a unit. Everybody could be having a different dinner, but you're just at the same place at the same time. Well, that's what they've always said about the blue zones and why they live the longest is because of the community and the family. The community. Yeah.

Totally. Do you know, United States has dropped down. They're not having a good time. And they were like, it's the political you know, polarisation between everyone. So, at the very very bottom of the list, the unhappiest is Afghanistan yet again. They hold

that. Do you know what? I'll let them off the hook. Yeah. Yeah. They've had a rough kind of forever. They've had a rough forever, haven't they? The telly bands in charge. Yeah, exactly.

Lebanon's and, you know, like the ones you sort of imagine. Here's the, oh, well, let's go from, let's go from 15. Okay. Ireland's in there at 15. Good life. Belgium's in there at 14. Switzerland, 13. 12, New Zealand.

Hey! Suck it, Swiss. Yeah. We beat the Swiss. We beat the Swiss. That's really good. And they've got Toblerone and bridges they can blow up.

That's right. Canada is 18th, so we beat Canada because we often get compared. Happy, friendly, lovely people. Above us in 11, I will say it's Australia. And that hurts.

That hurts. That hurts a little bit. But they have snakes and stuff. Yeah, I will say it's Australia. And that hurts. That hurts. That hurts a little bit. But they have snakes and stuff. Yeah, they've got snakes and spiders. No, I don't. Oh, but they've got a lot of chicken palmies. Yeah, they've got chicken palm and they've got koalis.

Chicken palmy. A palmy and a koali. Do you know what I mean? That adds happiness. So your top 10, you've got Mexico. Very happy place. That's nice to see. Tacos.

It's tacos and margaritas. What are you upset about? Why are you upset? Hello. Go get a taco. Luxembourg is number nine. Israel is number eight. Feels like the happiness might be coming at somebody else's expense there. Yeah, sort of feels like.

Didn't expect to see that. I would have opted out this year if I was there. It's not good optics. Yeah. The optics aren't great on having Israel in number eight. The optics aren't great. I'll say it. Number seven is Norway.

Number six is Costa Rica. Oh, yeah. Costa Rica. Costa Rica's beautiful. It's so much fun. Now, listen to this. And this is every single year. Yep.

Here's your top five. Netherlands, Sweden, Iceland, Denmark, and in number one, it's Finland again. Always. Always. Haven't they been number one for like a bajillion years? A bajillion years Almost as long as Afghanistan's had been at the bottom Which blows my mind given how much they live in the dark

I know For the winter months Don't they have to have like solar lights or something to make themselves happy? Yeah, yeah There's just not that many poor or hungry people and when they are sick, they get looked after. Yeah, I suppose if it's cold and your house is made for it,

it's probably quite pleasant. Yeah, totally. You put on the boots and you go for a walk in the snow. I put on my little foot. I don't even know what the section is. Nothing to be sad about. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. From your local community Facebook page,

this is The Top Six. $25 million. $25 million is what council leaders are seeking in Auckland to bring pandas to the Auckland Zoo. Cute. I've seen the pandas in Hong Kong. Yee-yee and Ling-Ling, and they're so cute. And they're always, it doesn't matter what zoo or wherever you see pandas around the world,

outside of China, they are the property of the Chinese government. Right, that's right. And quite often there's a bit of political sway behind decisions like this, isn't there? Like a bit of a, you know, like a... Wait, wait, nudge, nudge. Do you think the Rarotongan Zoo could be getting some pandas? Oh, God. The Cox Islands.

A bit hot there. A bit warm. After they made their deal with Jaina. Jaina. So, it was 1988. Zalzal and Feifei were only here for three months. I remember we came up as a family. We were the trainer.

The school... Man, it was humming with school kids. There was masks. Like, panda masks. Yeah. And away you with school kids. There was masks, like panda masks. Cute. And away you went. I don't think I saw them. It was 1988.

I wasn't alive. I wasn't born, yeah. Wow, that's insane. Oh, wow. So, and then John Key apparently tried to get some in 2015, no avail. So. Didn't get the flag done, didn't get the pand done Didn't get the pandas John

John John John Looking back God John What did he do? Those are two big failures You went to a couple of ponytails

And bloody God Ate a hot dog? Yeah Gobbled that hot dog Hammered a nail? Minced around in a World Cup uniform That's right

Nah Great guy Today's top six Is the top six animals we should get for the zoo. Why stop at a panda? Number six on the list, a platypus. I think, do they have one already? No. Yuck.

We don't have one. Don't we? All-con zoo doesn't have a platypus. Okay. Yuck. That'd be great. The most mixed-up animal of all time. That is, did they?

A feral. I want to see it. Number five on the list of the top six animals we should get for the zoo. You don't see enough great white sharks in zoos. You really don't? No. What's that elephant enclosure up to? I don't know if you could put them in that seal enclosure. Would they

eat the seals? They would. It would certainly add a little punchiness to the seals getting around that tank and swooping past the windows, wouldn't it? Yeah, that'd be cool. Number four on the list of the top six animals we should get for the zoo. I put her off with platypus.

I'm going to win her back with koalas. Yes. Oh, my God. Do we not have koalas? No, no, no. I don't think you see... I googled animals

you don't see in the zoo and someone's like, koalas outside of Australia. Oh, okay. You just don't see koalas. Can you not export them? I organised my trip to Melbourne Zoo

and I'm going to go to the one in Sydney as well. Toronto Zoo. Yeah. Great. Taronga. That's your favourite animal. Oh my God, I love them so much.

Wait till you're holding one and you get a little sniff. Yeah. Some people don't like it. I like it. Oh my God. I'll be crying. Sometimes they poo on you. I don't care.

Yeah, they poo a little wee. I don't care. I'll hold it. Number three on the list of the top six animals you should get for the zoo. Giant squid. Oh, okay. Coloss get for the zoo, a giant squid. Oh, okay. Colossal?

You hear about a colossal. I'm willing to buy it at a giant and feed it enough until it becomes colossal. If we put the colossal squid in with the great white shark, who would win that? I guess we're about to find out. Yeah, good stuff. But are they slippy, though? I reckon a giant squid.

You reckon? Yeah, because remember we watched that they slippy, though? I reckon a giant squid. You reckon? Yeah, because remember we watched that one about the squid in the tank and it was eating the sharks. It would just, like, jump on them and drill into their brains and, like, eat them and then hide the bodies. I think squid cephalopods, extremely clever animals. Maybe just the size thing, though. The shark could be more nimble.

Yeah, well, it's saying that they could prey on smaller sharks, but maybe not a great white. Right. Find out this summer at Auckland Zoo. How's our colossal squid going at Te Papa? That thing was getting manky, man. It's in formaldehyde, right? Yeah, I know, but it was going a bit off.

I remember when they caught it and they were like, oh, we're going to display it. And then I saw it and I was like, I wouldn't have. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Photos would have sufficed. Yeah, some photos. I can almost smell this thing. I did, I read the other day, though, that wouldn't have. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Photos would have sufficed. Yeah, some photos. I can almost smell this thing. I did.

I read the other day, though, that they're keeping the giant Gallipoli people. Oh, yeah, they're great. Which was only ever supposed to be, what, a six month? Yeah. It's been 20 years. And it's been there since 20. I could go see those. Dude, every time.

Every time. It's so good. So good. Is that wetter? Yeah, it was. Yeah. Every time. And you're waiting for them to move every time.

They don't. They don't. They should make them blink. Oh. That'd be cool. Every time. And you're waiting for them to move every time. They don't. They don't. They should make them blink. Oh. That'd be cool. And breathe. Their chest like slightly breathe. Yeah.

Oh, that put me off. Number two on the list of the top six animals we should get for the zoo. I'm calling for a honey badger and wolverine enclosure. Two of my favourite animals. Aggressive though, eh? Very aggressive. And every now and then it's got to be right beside the Tasmanian devil

enclosure and you can open the gate and just watch. One of the greatest fights of all time. I don't think it's going to be like pandas. You're not going to get people lining up for the honey badger. Maybe not. Sorry. Honey badger is apparently semi-impossible to keep in a zoo because they're escape artists. And number one on the list of the top

six animals we should get for the zoo, I'll just say it, I can't see anything going wrong. Dinosaurs. Yeah. I think that's a great idea. Dinosaurs. Which is why I want to walk in.

Which one in particular? All of them, but mostly the T-Rex. Yeah. Love it. Love to see a T-Rex. That is today's top six. Play ZM's Fletchborn and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Hayley.

Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Hayley. I just forgot it's not even 7 o'clock in the morning yet, the conversations we've been having off here. 18 to 7. That's private, darling. It's private. Now, our DoorDash is a food delivery service that it's not as big in New Zealand as like the States

and Aussie. But we have it here. Yeah, we've got it here. Uber Eats and DoorDash, the main ones, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So they're What's the other one? Bought Panda Express. No. Panda. Postmates we don't have here, eh? No.

Panda something. Yeah, I know. Yeah, because I always see them around in the city. Pandas. Yeah, pandas. Pand No. Panda something. Yeah, I know. Yeah, because I always see them around in the city. Pandas. Yeah, pandas. Panda something. No, they're real life pandas. It's been a very panda heavy hour on the show. That'll be it. That's it for pandas today.

No more. I can't promise. Shannon, you quite often use DoorDash and Uber Eats, living right in the city next to all the fast food. Oh yeah, all the goodies. It's just quite easy to order it, isn't it? Rather than walk 100 metres. But anyway.

Totally. Do you know that's why, Pete, you actually do live a little further away. But in my building, people Uber Eats and get deliveries all the time. I'm like, that is, it's the epitome of lazy. You literally live. We live 100 metres from everything.

Totally. There are times, so in the CBD, between two and five, there's happy hour. And so sometimes we can get food delivered for way cheaper than if we went into the store. Really? Yeah. Well, the stores are

struggling, but never mind. I know. And like, look, I can acknowledge that, but also How good is it when someone turns up with food? And also, do you want me to eat those nachos, that curry nacho I tried to make the other day? If my options are cooking or that. Yeah, it's probably better you do ordering. Yeah.

I did look on the app, though, and yeah, this works in New Zealand. I could afterpay if I needed. So they've added afterpay as an option, I guess, because afterpay you always sort of imagine is your big purchases, your things that are a little bit more palatable, broken down in four. I've never used it, but is there like a limit? Like a minimum spend? I don't think so. I've never used it, but is there like a limit? Like a minimum spend?

I don't think so. I think you can do small orders. Because weren't you saying you saw someone that was after paying a Starbucks? Yeah, I just saw something on Facebook of all places, but a guy's screenshot

of his like Starbucks app and it was like, oh, just played off last year's coffee and it was like four installments of 125. I mean, why? Like, what are you doing? I sort of, oh, just played off last year's coffee and it was like four instalments of 125. I mean, why? What are you doing? I don't know how I feel about this because

you know, it's like is it an essential? I don't know. I don't know. After paying essential things, I'm like, you can get dangerous here. Do you know what I mean? Paying off your butter chicken with a cheese garlic naan. I hate it.

I hate afterpay. Everything like this, people fall into traps, don't they? Yes. You're talking to the... Yes, but I know I have the ability to pay it back. So that's the safety of using afterpay. I know it can get people into dangerous situations.

You should just do what I do and just use other people's rent money before you have to pay rent. What about nowadays? We don't do that anymore. That was a good hack. How have you been financing yourself given that you no longer have flatmates?

Yeah, it's been quite weird. Should you do it just before pay when your flatmate's money doesn't come in anymore? So I keep an extra week's rent in the rent account in case something happened. That's really smart. Thank you. But I always know it's there.

I'm always like, if I got hungry, there's a bit of extra rent money. That's not what it's for though. No, I know. It's emergency fund for the rent in case something happens. But. But also. But butter chicken.

ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Silly little po. Silly little po. It're a silly little pole. It got me. Do you have a landline? Now, why are we doing this as a question? Because I've had a number of articles come across my desk, Fletch.

Here at the Daily Bugle. Here at the Daily Bugle. Get me photos of Spider-Man. Of landlines making a big comeback. Because parents are going, they're appreciative for much younger and younger kids to have cell phones leading to, you know, bloody anxiety and bullying and all this stuff. They're just going, no, there's a landline? Then you're in the bloody adolescence TV show. I still haven't watched that.

Have you finally watched it? I couldn't sleep on Saturday. Yeah, I know, and that worries me. And then I've kind of heard a bit more about it, and I'm like... It is one of the greatest things I've ever watched. Phenomenal television. Netflix did a big Q&A over the weekend. Oh, my God, I know.

And answered the how did they film some things. All the... Yeah. Oh, my God, it's incredible. But yes, the story of this guy. I mean, it's this young kid and stuff. So families are going, no, we're going to get a landline back in the house. 04 or 06 or whatever you go to, 09, wherever you are.

Still always wild to me that all of the South Island is 03. I feel like North Island should have its own 07, 06 and 04. Yeah. Yeah. Wild. It's so weird. How embarrassing for them. But it's also quite expensive, though.

I remember, like, when people were hanging on You could get a naked landline And it was a little bit cheaper But then it was still like Wasn't it 40 bucks a month or something? 50 bucks? I don't know I used to get in trouble

Because I lived in Wellington And my best friend moved to Christchurch For three years And if you called out of the same city It was more expensive, right? If you called an 04 to an 03 It was a toll number, yeah Yeah, toll

Yeah But there was even some like 07 Even even 07, where I was in the Waka To. Just to call, there was places. Yeah, Waka To. Went too hard on it. Went way too hard. There was someone I went to school with who, if they phoned their neighbour, it was a toll call because that was the line.

Oh. Like they live right on the boundary of it. I mean, dumb to phone your neighbour, just go knock on the door. You would because it would be cheaper. The good old days of the landline. Well, they could be making a comeback. No, 6% of people still have a landline. 94% of people, no landline.

I think you're better to get, as opposed to landlines, dumb phones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That have just none of the social media apps. Text and phone. Yeah, and maybe some maps and music. My mum even said they'll get rid of their landline when her mother passes.

Oh, wait, she had a few responses like that. Yeah. Yeah, my pop had a landline till he left, till he was gone. I get enough spam calls on my mobile phone, says Lottie. Why would I have a designated telemarketing hotline in my home that doesn't have the ability to block? Fair call. Peter said, got rid of ours when the grandparents died. doesn't have the ability to block. Fair call. Peter said,

Got rid of ours when the grandparents died. They were the only people to ever call on it. All right, Pam. Sorry to hear about that, Peter. Coralie said, I have a landline and I don't answer it when it rings. I only use it to call my cell phone when I can't find it. $8 a month.

Priceless. $8 a month? It doesn't answer it when it rings? It would drive me nuts. Remember when you didn't know who was going to be on the phone when they were calling? Like every single phone call coming into your house was a mystery.

Hello, Sprout household. My nan still answers the phone like that because she's got no ID. She's got no caller ID. When you call her, she's like, hello. Who the hell is this? You're like, hi, nan, it's Vaughn. And she's like, oh, it could have been anybody on the other end, couldn't it? It could have been Osama bin Laden. Probably not. Not. He's dead, oh, phew. Could have been anybody on the other end, couldn't it? Could have been Osama Bin Laden.

Probably not. Not, he's dead born. What? Yeah, he was murdered. By who? America.

Oh, we've got the worst cell phone reception said night, eh? So until that improves, we have to keep the landline. Yeah.

Yeah, hearing that, Danny said, I know, but my parents still do and it's probably the only number I know off by heart. I can still recall all of my friends. Same. Yeah. Recite. Danny said, I know, but my parents still do and it's probably the only number I know off by heart. I can still recall all of my friends.

Same. I could recite for them now, but I think their parents still have landlines associated to that number. And it's wild now because I don't remember anyone. If I didn't have my phone, I wouldn't know your number. Wouldn't you?

Really? Do you know Fletcher's? Yeah. It's tattooed on me, just in case. Oh, that's right. Just under the do not resuscitate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it says, do not resuscitate and call this number. It's tattooed on me, just in case. Oh, that's right. Under the do not resuscitate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it says do not resuscitate and call this number.

It's his problem now. So Sabrina Carpenter, huge pop star at the moment. I mean, she's just, she's everywhere. She's killing it. I love her music. She's great. She's part of what I think is such a good moment in pop right now. If we were to go to war tomorrow,

and I would, of course, be piloting a B-27 bomber, the kind of guy I am, I would have Sabrina Carpenter as my, you know how they paint girls on the side of their planes? Not jets. They weren't jets, Hannah. They weren't powered by jets. It's a plane.

It's a jet. It's a plane. It's the same thing. A plane is a jet. It's a helicopter. It's a plane. It's the same thing. A plane is a jet. It's a helicopter. It's a torpedo. They're all the same. Man over 40 talking about World War II.

Oh, God. Oh, God. It's got to be historically accurate. We're B-27s? Yeah. She does look like an oldie time pin-up girl. Pin-up girl, yeah. I think it's called pin-up girl.

Yeah, for sure. And I've seen people, I saw someone say it online, and I was like, that is the perfect summation of the whole energy she has. Totally. Maybe a little bit dirtier. It's the little corsets, it's the corsets, the glitter, the hair, the glam. The modern version of the pin-up. Yeah, but nobody no one with the ability to do art

has done it yet. Well, you don't have a plane. If you were in the Air Force and you did paint that, you painted Sabrina Carpenter onto your aeroplane I think you'd go to HR because it would be harassment. It would be a bit harassment. It would be harassment-y. The pin-up's got to be kind of fictitious.

I think when you're sending men off to an almost certain death, they'd let you away with putting up. No, I think you'd be in HR. Really? I think with the fatality rate of the bomber crew. They'd be like, Vaughan would just like to bring you in here during this World War III. We're actually stopping you on your flying mission

where you had a 10% chance of returning home. And then even if you did, you'd be fatally scarred because you're going to lose all of your best friends. But we do need to talk to you about the woman you painted on your plane. Yeah, that's objectification. That's not on. It made Steve, who he thinks gay, but it's the 1940s, so we're not saying anything.

It made him uncomfortable. And now Steve doesn't want you to fly the plane. I'm the best man for the job. It's out of my hands, man. I'm so sorry. You're the best man for this young woman. Yeah. And when you get back out there,

it will be painted over with grey paint, and that's just life. Well, people, we're joking about the objectification of Sabrina Carpenter on the side of your plane as a pin-up girl, but people are very upset with Sabrina because, do you know, at the Brit Awards, when she performed, and she had, like, the guys and the big busbies and all of that,

the bee feeders, they received 2,000 complaints from her little performance at the Brit Awards. Really? Because of her overtly sexual performance. Oh, with the bee feeders. With the bee feeders. Yeah. And then...

Because you've had complaints when you've been with the bee feeders. With the bee feeders. Yeah. And then um. Cause you've had complaints when you've been with the bee feeders, haven't you? He's a big, he's a notorious bee feeder. Yeah. Yeah. Mostly because I ate their beef. Yeah. And then I said, got beef? Yeah. You want beef? Yeah. Where's your beef? Where's your beef? I ate your beef.

So, and then. Did she replicate a position with the men in the bee feeders? No, she kind of came out of. Because that's when she sings the Juno song and she in the bee feeders no because that's when she sings the juno song and she says the line that's the other issue but no she came out of the ground like kind of came out and as she passed past his crotchal zone she made a suggestive move you know goodness yeah i know disgusting but then as you know there's some certain lyrics and bed chem and all those kind of things that are like overtly sexual. And then there's the Juno positions.

And the one that recently has sparked a debate online is the Eiffel Tower. The Eiffel Tower. Yeah. If you don't know what the Eiffel Tower is. Because she was in Paris. She was in Paris. I think it was a clever move.

Yeah, it was great. Before the chorus she goes, have you ever tried this one? And then she does a position and the crowd goes crazy and sometimes it's like a little on her back and this time it was an Eiffel Tower. High five in the middle. I was getting wound up about this stuff? Thousands of people

online are just like, oh my god, degrading to women. She's the woman. She's the woman deciding it. It's actually anti-feminist to not let her do the Eiffel Tower move. So, ha, gotcha. People were coming out going, people were saying, maybe, just

maybe she doesn't see sex as something degrading. Maybe girls are allowed to see it as something intimate or fun, dare we say. Isn't that her whole thing? She's just having fun with it. And she's come out as well going like, God, I think people just think that I'm this horndog. And she was like, no, I'm just expressing myself for God's sake. Do you think as well it's because she kind of has like a petite, young-ish image that people are like, oh. Maybe, yeah.

She's tiny, right? She's tiny. Yeah. She's really bitty. But how old is she? 20-something. Sabrina Carpenter. I think she's like 46.

I typed in Sabrina Carpenter into Google, and all my searches are Sabrina Carpenter, Google, painted on World War II plane. Sabrina Carpenter, pin-up girl on B-27 bomber. Oh, man. Oh, they're listening. She's man. Oh, that was smidge. She's 25. She's a woman.

She's a grown woman. She's a grown woman. She's an empowered grown woman. Wow. Shannon's saying she's only a month older than Shannon. Which makes me feel like a minger. Why do you feel like a minger? Well, look at her at 25 and then I'm 25.

And look at you at 24. Shannon, permission to speak freely? That won't result of an HR complaint? Wait, Vaughn's about to paint you on the side of a plane. I'm going to paint you on the other side of my plane. You're on the co-pilot side. That's a beautiful compliment. That's Steve.

He feels uncomfortable flying with you. Don't look at it then, Steve. If you've got a problem with it, Steve, don't look at it. Just put something masculine on the side. Play ZM's Fletchborn and Hayley. Now, guys, you know passion is my fashion and my fashion is my passion. You can tell because I'm wearing a complete outfit. Again, from Kmart, the K stands for Karen.

Rations are my passion. Let's see, boutique. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Kmart range. Karen Walker's boutique, Kmart. I should stop saying that. She'll probably sue us. Yeah, she's upset. She has message. She'll stop sending you things.

Yeah, that's not my shirt. That polyester flammable thing you're wearing. But I'm upset about this fashion. I don't go off the trends. I guess I'm kind of a kooky, crazy girl like that. Do you know what I mean? I'm just unique and I'm kind of like hip and cool in my own way. Right. That's what everybody says and then they all dress the same. Yeah, yeah and I'm kind of like hip and cool in my own way. Right, that's what everybody says and then are they all dressed the same?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've seen so many women in oversized business shirts lately. But not with the miniskirt and the Chuck Taylors. Yeah. Really? Yeah. No, but not with like all that silver jewellery and stuff. Oh yeah, jewellery. No, but they wouldn't have a deadly pony's handbag with her. They all have.

Oh yes. What? But I'm very unique and trendy and cool and I've actually come up with this look myself. That's crazy. There is one thing that's come back and I'm going to bring in my fellow women here, girls and I need your honest opinion on how we feel about this. We're adding bulk to the waist. We're adding bulk to the hips.

Okay. The peplum's back. Breathe in. Yeah, okay. Let's just deal with it. Has somebody left something vibrating on the desk? Yeah, it sounds like Hayley's left something, but there is a drill up. More on that later. It's me. I don't want to bring the women in.

Turn them off. Guys, the pep on top. This is what happens when too many women get together. They turn on each other. Yeah, we do. And we sync up. It's crazy. It's hectic out here.

In the month of International Women's Day, look at them going at each other. I know. And each other's thro at them going at each other. I know. At each other's throats. Going for the throat. I know. We missed our jelly wrestling this morning, so we're all pent up.

Now, the peplum top, guys, if you're not aware of it, it's like tied into the waist in these little, almost a mini skirt. Yeah. Yeah. The idea is like you're covering the bloating. The belly. But you're just adding so much volume.

Yeah, because it makes you look like you go out. But then you then do go out. You got that noise? That sounds like my B-27 bomber's been warmed up in the background. Someone's painting Sabrina on the side of it and I'm just getting ready to go and launch war on German factories. You're just getting it all ready for you, nice and warmed up. So the peplum is making a comeback

and it's not just making a comeback in high street fashion. I'm just showing the boys some examples. It's Pagani, isn't it? Yeah, Pagani. So that's your cheaper version there. Who did I recently see wearing one of these? Georgia Burt? Oh, maybe. That's disgusting. Yeah, but she wears half shoes.

Do you know what I mean? But I think she's wearing the more like modern take where it's not as peplum. For me, this is a no. I'm going to say it. It's a no from me. Yeah. As a size 14, I'm not adding volume.

As a 14, we're just not adding bulk around the midge. Yeah, it's not happening. Especially because the whole point was you would have the flare out, but then you'd go back to a skinny jean, whereas the current trend is a baggy jean. So what are we doing? We're going baggy, baggy. Stop it.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, what about a peplum on the boys? Because now you guys really, as a gender, lack a lot of shape. We got all the shape. We go in and out and in and out and in and out like this. You guys are just like columns. Columns of black. Columns of black.

Columns of black. Why don't we just chuck a lovely little frilly peplum on you? Columns of basic AS Colour t-shirts and shorts. Why don't we get AS Colour to make you a custom peplum shirt? No, I'll be fine, thanks. We've got a photo shoot on Wednesday. Now you're talking a lettuce hem. A lettuce little scotch hem.

What is a lettuce hem? You'll search it and see. Oh, and it's all crinkly like a lettuce. Yuck. No, absolutely not. It's very popular in fast fashion. Peplum originates from the Greek word for tunic. Ah.

How about that? Cool. That's the origins of the word peplum. Thanks for really adding to this. I had it penned as a French word. Just save your facts for after eight, I reckon, bro. You're all good. Play ZM's Fletchborn and Hayley.

Okay, I can't say too much about much here, okay? So Friday night, me and Morgan and our friend, we went out and we attended a certain type of party event in which the dress code was don't wear much or you won't be allowed in. All of these details will be revealed in a podcast. Well, maybe. Maybe.

In the future. Maybe. Maybe it's called Sex.Life. Maybe. Maybe it's season three coming soon. Maybe. Maybe. So we do. We head to this kind of a wild party and I am scun to Leclard. I'm not wearing much. And I...

Because you left my house pretty early. We said goodbye to you pretty early. Yeah. And the party wasn't until 10 o'clock. I know. We didn't get there until like 11-ish. Oh, my God. I know.

You would have hated it. But we had like... We went and had some dinner. We had some hotel room drinkies. We were all getting ready. I had to pour glitter all over my body. And off we go to this thing. And for the confidence I required to wear such little coverage,

I had a few drinkies. I had a few drinkies. And a great night was had home by 1.30. I actually didn't think that that was too bad. And the next morning, because of these hours, I wake up at 6 o'clock, as we usually do,

regardless of the night before. Yeah, you were up early. Yeah, I know. Because I watched the sunrise wholesomely with my children on a beach. We're so different, and yet friends. We're living different lifestyles. We are. Yeah, I know. Because I watched the sunrise wholesomely with my children on a beach. We're so different and yet friends. We're living different lifestyles. We are. Yeah, I know.

I was up early and thankfully because I had a message from my dear friend Rachel who was like, hey, darling, with love, is this video meant for the public? Which is exactly the kind of message you want to wake up to. I know. And I was like, where is it? Where is it? And it wasn't too bad, but I was in my undies. And down the barrel of the camera,

I was trying to send a private message to a friend. Yep. And I was like, it's just me being a bit of a sloppy drunk really and just going like, Morgan, Morgan, come say hi. And I'm in my undies. So instead of sending it, you posted it to your story.

Well, thankfully not on Instagram where I do all my social. I weirdly somehow in my stupor managed to log into my professional Facebook page. So if the corporate- the Metasuite? I open up Metasuite, I guess. What is that app called every time you go to a Facebook page? It's like, do you want to open Metasuite?

Metasuite? No, I don't want to open Metasuite. Right, so if the corporate hosting gigs dry up in the next wee while, that's probably why. I will say it was seen by 100 eyes. And I'm not mad at that. That's pretty good. I mean, there was more than 100 eyes at this party. If it was seen by a hundred eyes. That's pretty good. I mean, there was more than a hundred eyes

at this party. If it was on Instagram. It could have been like 20, 30 thousand people. Anyway, look, it was an accidental upload and I've been guilty of it in the past. This is not my first rodeo. This is what I wanted to ask our listeners this morning.

If they themselves have accidentally uploaded something to the wrong place. Because that's the thing, the button is right there. It's next to the other button. Or, you know, you're trying to send a snap, put something on to someone directly

and it goes on the story. I've had once where, you know, sometimes it'll just open in your pocket and there was like a draft in Instagram. In an Instagram post. I was like, how did that happen? How did that happen? How did that happen?

That makes me... I almost need two-factor authentication on any time my phone's touched. Are you meaning to touch your phone? Please respond to the email code we just sent you. Confirm again. Do you really want to upload this? Four-digit pin to email to three of your email addresses. But, you know, we have this. Sometimes it's a mistake, a slip, upload this? Four digit pin that we've emailed to three of your email addresses. Yes.

But, you know, we have this, sometimes it's a mistake, a slip, or sometimes we've had a couple of bevies and we've uploaded it to the wrong place

and for the wrong eyes. What did you accidentally upload? Give us a call, 0800 DALES at M, text through 9696. What did you accidentally upload? And to the person that just texted,

was Hayley at the... Yes, I was. Yes, I was. Yes, I was. Big Friday night for Sproul, and accidentally I uploaded a private video to my professional Facebook page. Don't go looking for it. It's long gone. It's gone.

Long gone. It's gone. Thankfully not seen by too many people, but it definitely shouldn't have been seen by anyone. And it wasn't too bad. I mean, it could have been worse. It wasn't too bad. I'm just trying to say hello to a friend,

and I am in see-through lingerie. Okay? Okay, yeah, great. So, some nips. Anyway. Okay. Nips online on my professional page. I'm surprised they didn't shut that down.

Yeah. Facebook. Quite often they just... They do detect nipples. They've got a nipple detection agency. They do. It's a full-time job. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Well, I shut it down. I wish they did shut it down, to be fair. We want to know, though, when did you accidentally upload something for the wrong person to the wrong place and there is no shortage? I was sending some intimate photos back and forth

via Snapchat in its heydays and got a message back from one of the girls in my year to let me know I'd accidentally uploaded a full frontal vagina shot to my story. Quickest delete of my life. Didn't you accidentally? Dirt balls, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And it was even, the whole thing was a joke, wasn't it, with your wife? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wait, where did you upload your balls? It was Snapchat. It was years and years and years ago. It was before I had kids, definitely. And we were talking about how we'd never sent nudes. Yeah.

In the early stages of our relationship, I'd never sent nudes. And so as a joke, I took this really blurry sideways photo just of the testicles. Yeah, great. Like not a great photo. And went to send it to her, but accidentally clicked story. And then it was up for like 45 seconds. Luckily, it was late at night

and I didn't have much Snapchat action happening and I deleted it, but I don't think it had any eyes on it before it got deleted. Okay. Now, apparently, that person went on to say she was the only viewer of the story. I went to boarding school, so she'd seen it before.

Okay. But still, obviously I don't want it out there. Because that's a lot. That's a lot, yeah. That's really a lot to receive. I drunkenly tried to send a very sexy video via email to my boyfriend when he was away for the weekend. Emailing. Dearest Stephen, I hope this video finds you well.

I look forward to your return from war. Please kick the stick. Is your pilot still born and are you going to be 27 bomber? That's another reference to World War II I've squeezed in. I didn't pay attention to what I was doing and I accidentally sent it via my work email to someone on the IT desk. Not only

did I get roasted by the IT guys, he obviously showed the whole team. That's an HR issue. Don't do that. My manager got sent it and then I had to get a lecture about the misuse of company IT. I also want to highlight that she said send a very and verys and capitals. Very sexy.

Okay. So IT needed to talk to you about your TIT. Yeah. Yes. I had a seductive photo lying on my front on the bed wearing only a G-string, which I had taken some time earlier from my partner,

which somehow when my phone was in my pocket got uploaded to my Facebook store. See what I mean? It can do it on your- Two-factor authentication. Yeah. Every step. My mother-in-law is- This is probably my favorite.

Okay. This is so good. My mother-in-law is not IT savvy at all and managed to post a photo that she'd taken of her work login and password on, so she didn't screen capture it, she'd taken a photo of a post-it note with her work login and password, somehow uploaded it to her Facebook and Instagram story

accompanied by a Celine Dion song as a backing track. What? Chef's kiss. When I was young, I never needed anyone. It's just a password and a post-it note? Sue.Snap. Password, password 01. Full cock and balls on my Snapchat story.

My best mate told me about an hour later, I then put up, obviously, a Snapchat story straight afterwards saying my Snapchat's been hacked. Oh, yeah, of course, Of course that's what you do. Nobody believes that now. Yeah. Yeah. A chick at my school uploaded a nude to her Snapchat story,

got taken down quick, but didn't stop people from seeing it. Yeah. That's so sad that that happens. Yeah. We're grown-ups in a workplace. Oh, yeah, totally. It's funny, but when it happens to kids, it's not. Years ago, I sent a pic of my neck absolutely covered in hickeys to a friend,

ooh, I know, and captured it. How the hell am I meant to go to work covered in these and put it on my Snap story and all my workmates saw it? Not me, but my best friend was having a sexy time with her boyfriend through Snapchat. Oh, so they must have been sending each other. Yeah. And posted a close-up video of everything to her story.

Oh, no. It's too dangerous. That's why you've got to use a messaging service, not a public social media thing. I dropped my phone in the toilet and somehow as I had the water, I took a photo upwards. Shut up!

Shut up! Okay, I know it's Monday and it's only 7.42, but that's Text of the Week. I'm sorry. That's Text of the, but that's Text of the Week. Yeah, I'm on board. That's Text of the Week. That's Text of the Week. Where did the photo go? Emma took the photo.

Great. Emma put it somewhere. Text of the Week. Please tell me that went on Instagram stories. Text of the Week. Text of the Week is thanks to Animates who got a $50 voucher. Oh, my gosh. Thanks to Animates making we've got a $50 voucher. Oh, my God. Thanks to Animates, making happy happen for pets.

This is just so bad. We're all just human, do you know? We're just trying to have fun. We shouldn't have internet world in our pockets. No. And fingers are going whoop. We're fallible. We're chimpanzees without fur.

Play ZM's Fletchborn and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletchborn and Hayley. ZM's $50,000 secret sound. Don't panic. Don't panic. Don't panic. It has been won. It has indeed.

This was Friday, I believe. The sound that we had been pouring over for weeks. Wooden horse sneezing was my guess. This was the extended. The extended secret sound. Those are jumper cables going on to the battery terminals. It's not what I heard. I mean, it was there all along.

It was like a spring-loaded metal scrape. Yeah. That was good. I think that's one of the hardest Secret Sounds we've ever done. This is why it went on so long. But somebody that knew it pretty much all along. Well, weeks ago, yeah. Weeks ago, Lacey, who won Secret Sound and is $50,000 richer.

Good morning, Lacey. Good morning, guys. Good morning. How are you feeling now? Because you won this on Friday just after 5 o'clock. How are you feeling now? Has it sunk in? Well, first of all, long-time listener, first time being called.

Oh! Yay! First time being called. It only took you to win the Secret Sound for us to call you back to get on the show. It took a fair amount. Wow. Yeah, where's the head at after Friday? Has it sunk in yet?

I don't think so, yeah. It has been a whirlwind, an absolute whirlwind. It's just been, yeah, absolute chaos. It's funny because everyone was telling me I was so cool, calm and collected but if anyone had seen my house at the time so like picture this

I am on the phone ignoring my two young children Yeah. There's a bit more important things happening right now. That's character building by the way. Yeah, yeah, totally. Flying one full of chips

so she would be quiet and just keep the other one happy by giving her the toy and then the two year old is trying to grab the toy off the baby. And so you can kind of hear the baby a little bit in the background. So it was chaotic

and I was so flustered and so excited and it was so bonkers. But yeah, you can't really hear that because it sounds so conflicted. It certainly wasn't. Because people, yeah, people were like,

oh, she was so chill about that. You were like, amazing. Oh, $50,000. She's watching. $50,000, guys. Come on, make it more. Having been in a situation where you're trying to stay cool but watch a two-year-old interact with a baby,

you're always just like, it's like watching a crocodile be too close to a capybara coming near the woolly. And you're like, no one's going to strike. I've got to be real. Not only to- And also, immediately afterwards, she's trying to make me read her the Gruffalo.

And I don't know if you've ever tried to read the Gruffalo after you've just won 50K. Yeah, no, I haven't. I've read the Gruffalo, but I've never won 50K. The Gruffalo was richer. Not only did you win 50,000, you won 51,000 because we run the competition that whoever guesses the secret sound online first wins $1,000.

And you had registered that guess some time ago. How long ago did you register that? It felt like a lifetime ago. It was many, many, many thousands of calls ago, I think. Yeah. God, thanks for saying that. I couldn't tell you the exact date. You've just got to get through.

Yeah, I've been trying for a very long time. And every time I was busy over the call time, I would rope in my husband, my friends, and try and make them call. And I think everyone's getting a little bit sick of me. Wait, so you were going to be, did you tell your friends your guess? I did. So what was going to be the deal if they got through? I didn't make any deals. I kind of just,

so funnily enough, just before it happened, like I'm talking an hour before it happens, I was at like a mum's space group and you go around and talk about your week and I pretty much,

I straight up told everyone, I was like, I haven't won Secret Sound this week, but I can reflect my week and everyone was like, so what is it then? I told everyone the sound and they didn't,

no one believed me, but everyone that I've told in the last few weeks you? No one believed me. Everyone that I've told in the last few weeks, no one's believed me. And anyway, an hour later, I get through. Oh, my God. I love that you weren't gatekeeping on the sound. You were just like, here you go. Some people would go out of their way. They knew the secret sound and they'd deliberately tell people the wrong sound.

You protect it. Yeah. I just figured there was no chance I was getting through. So I was like, well, if I at least tell other people that I've got a chance of getting through as well. And if they wouldn't have to go, I'd be happy for them. So what's the plan? Now, I mean, you don't have to divulge completely, but did you have anything specific in mind

to use the money for? I might buy a couple of blocks of butter this week. Yep, that's nice. Yeah, butter. It's nice to be able to afford butter now. It is. Yeah. So I'm a stay-at-home mum, and I'm sure other stay-at-home mums will agree.

When you're not financially contributing to the household, you kind of just feel like you're putting more pressure on your partner who is. And so I think that's probably the biggest thing it buys is just that pressure off, that weight off. Oh. Weight off, supply, supply. That is so nice.

What an amazing thing for your family. Yeah. Well, let's buy your partner a gift. What does he like? Landrivers? Lego? Bottle of whiskey? Yeah, that's the thing.

He's got very expensive taste. He likes diggers. Oh, no. No, no. Lacey, don't buy a digger. Buy him a digger. A 1.8 tonne digger. One of those little diggers. A 1.8 tonne digger would be perfect. Oh, no, Lacey, don't buy a digger. Buy him a digger. A 1.8 tonne digger. One of those little diggers

and a 1.8 tonne digger would be perfect. Oh, no. He's already got a 1.8 tonne digger. He doesn't need another one. No, it's... A man can never have too many 1.8 tonne diggers. Buy him some nice undies and a fresh set of socks. Yeah, lovely.

And then you spend that money. And this digger. Can I come and play on it? No, digger. To be honest, he would love that. Did any friends... That would be his highlight. Did any friends come out of the woodwork that you hadn't heard from for a while?

They're like, Lacey, cashed up Lacey, my best friend. Well, I have been told I should let my toddler spend the money, but I would hate to see the state of my house if she got to do that. Oh, yeah. Maybe some toy diggers. 1.8 tonne toy diggers. Lacey, congratulations.

$51,000 with our Secret Sound competition. Thanks to our friends at Super Liquor as well. That was a very successful season. Yeah. And you guessed it. Thank you guys so much.

And I genuinely am excited. My voice doesn't give it away that I am late. Of course you are. I think I just, it hasn't sunk in yet. As someone who also suffers from lack of excitement voice, I can totally, I totally know what you mean. I totally get it.

And resting bitch face. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And also from my hometown, New Plymouth, the New Plymouth economy is $50,000 richer because of this. Yeah, beautiful place. It's a beautiful place. $51,000. Thank you very much. Well beautiful. 51. Beautiful place. 51,000. Thank you very much.

Well done, Lacey. Play ZM's Fletchborn and Hayley. We are joined because he must love us. I think, guys, I think he loves us. I think he's obsessed with us. I think he's obsessed. I love you. I am very obsessed with you guys, obviously.

Don't do your thing. Don't do your thing. Yeah, of course I love you. He's coming back to New Zealand again. Go ahead. Go ahead and introduce me, though. Teddy Swimps. Teddy Swimps.

Teddy Swimps. Teddy Swimps. Teddy Swimps. Which, by the way, the coolest hat. What's up, dudes? You're wearing your Wayne's World hat, and we love it. Dude, I got a Bobby Boucher jersey, too. The waterboard.

Dude. Have you ever done a cover of Bohemian Rhapsody, speaking of Wayne's World? I think that's a song that you really gotta leave alone, you know? Like, you really gotta leave that song alone. You just don't get Freddie Mercury, you know? I've covered a lot of songs. That's one

song that I'm like, nuh-uh. I don't care how good you are at it, you leave that alone. No, Teddy, I disagree. I think because, I mean, your music gets covered a lot and people because you've got such a different tone to your voice, I reckon you would kill a little bit of Mama Just Killed a Man. It's Freddie Mercury, though. Come on.

But you also, Hayley is Queen's biggest fan and she is granting you permission. I do. I've got two Queen tattoos. Well, thank you. Thank you. Yeah, you should do it. Speaking of. It's a great time for you to say.

Teddy, I've got to ask you, how does it feel when you see people covering your songs? Because we were just listening to one that was like unbelievable. Anything from like a quiet woman singing a ballad

to huge choirs doing it. Like, do you watch these often and go like, oh my gosh? Man, you know, it's so crazy. So here's where I was doing right before I walked.

So I was walking back to my hotel. I'm in Buenos Aires right now. We're getting ready for La Paliza. And then I was practically running back here because we're in Buenos Aires. We went to the cemetery and on the way back here, right before I told you guys,

my dear friend, Carl Michael, who's like one of the greatest singers ever. He did my song. He posted a video of him doing Some Things I'll Never Know, which is like my favorite song I've ever done. And he posted a cover of it. And there's something about when people cover your tunes that like I think I think there's like when you when you listen to yourself, sing your own songs, you forget how beautiful they are because everybody kind of hates their voice a little bit or gets used to the way it sounds or gets used to the way they perceive a certain song. And so when you hear somebody do something else, it kind of reminds you again how beautiful that song actually

is, you know? It's like a it's a beautiful reminder that I was like, damn, this song is really good, you know? I will say I was in a very dodgy it's like a horse and hound kind of a pub thing. And someone was doing karaoke at 2am and they were singing L a pub thing. And someone was doing karaoke at 2 a.m.

and they were singing Lose Control. And I, it was not good. It was a butchering of sorts. Well, you know, I'm just glad, I'm glad they're, you know, that's what we wrote the song for was that, you know, I think with that song in particular too, it's one of those songs that were meant to be karaoke pubs. You know, like that song is meant for that. You know, it's like, it's meant for like, as were meant to be karaoke pups. That song is meant for that.

It's meant for as soon as you hear the first line of the song, you're like, you better hit that damn run. Don't bite off more than you can chew. That's kind of the song. Do you have any go-to karaoke songs? I'll tell you when it comes to me and karaoke.

I'm very... Nobody likes a good karaoke singer, right? So like these people work all week to go to a karaoke bar and do karaoke all week. And they're waiting to like suck at karaoke and like do their thing. There's nothing worse than somebody going in karaoke and being amazing at it. You're like, dude, get a life, dude. Like I can't – I'm not going to go to a karaoke bar. I'm not going to go to to karaoke bar and put it down but what i do what i will do if i am in a karaoke bar

if somebody ever asked me like hey will you sing this with me or you sing this with me i'm happy to do it with anybody yeah you know and make it a camaraderie of karaoke because karaoke truly is a camaraderie sport you know it's not about like being good at karaoke it's about the camaraderie sport. You know, it's not about like being good at karaoke. It's about the camaraderie. So like, I'm always down. If you ever catch me at a karaoke bar, I would do a duet with you.

But I'm not going to go up there and be like, everybody, shut up. I got this. You know, it's like, I can really relate to that.

I can really relate to that too. Hayley, are you listening? Because I've done karaoke with Hayley once and she was in my ear the whole time when I was singing.

She was like, you're not on the right note. You're not on the right note. You need to go up. It ruined my karaoke. See, that's what karaoke's all about. Being on the wrong note. He was down here. That's my one opportunity.

Hit the wrong note. Oh, gosh. Now, tickets go on sale today for your shows in Auckland and Christchurch. You're coming back. I feel like every time you come to New Zealand, you're just getting

more and more famous and bigger. Yeah. That's my home, dude. You know that. Yeah. I love you guys. Come on, dude.

That's my home. I'm so excited. You and Jason Momoa and Ed Sheeran, all artists that come here and go, this feels like home. Do you genuinely feel that about New Zealand?

God, I love it there. I mean, also, yeah, remember, like when I first started five years ago, posting covers, it was the first people that ever cared about me and liked me was New Zealand. It was Auckland, you know, first. And like, I owe my entire life to New Zealand. I really do.

Like my entire career, New Zealand. I really do. Like my entire world. I can't say how much that place means to me when I go there. Like it means, it's so home to me. It's like, I don't know, it's so similar to Georgia, I think, in a way too. Like where it's like the hospitality and the love and the, there's this kind of like, you know, there's a thing about it that I just, you don't get anywhere else in the world. You and I have something in common.

We both love eating. Like, we love our food. And is there a New Zealand food that you, like, crave when you're away? And also, next, I want to talk about being in Bordaseros. What are we eating? But is there a meat? What are we eating? Got to be meats.

And in New Zealand, is there like something you look for dating when you're here? You know, I do a whole lot more drinking when I'm there, unfortunately. We're very good at it. Okay.

Twist my arm. Food and drink? Okay. So I genuinely, I genuinely think that the last five years I've been there, I can't tell you

a New Zealand food that I've had that I think I've had a lot more alcohol because I've done anything that I've done tell you a New Zealand food that I've had. I think I had a lot more alcohol. Well, it's part of our cultural identity. You guys like to freaking party, dude. We love to party. We do, we do.

It's in our blood. We love to party. We do. Well, tickets on sale today. For Teddy Swims when he comes back to New Zealand. He's playing in Auckland and Christchurch. Teddy Swims, we're really looking forward to it, man. Can't wait.

Thank you so much for the chat today Hey, love you guys, see you soon Play ZM's Fleshborn and Hayley What a guy, what a gentle Like how, yeah he's so great He's amazing, so In October, Christchurch the 7th Auckland the 9th

All the details, Frontier Touring ZM Online, tickets from Ticketmaster At 11am for both of those shows. October 9th, you say? Yep. Thursday? Yep. Or the day after me birthday?

We simply must. We simply must. We simply must. It'd be fantastic. And congratulations to, we've given away two double passes. Tori and Courtney were our Teddy Swims winners. Well done, Tori and Courtney. If you want to say that on air, says Carwin.

Okay. In our group chat. Yes. Oh, yeah Tori and Courtney. If you want to say that on air, says Carwin. Okay. In our group chat. Yes. Oh, yeah, sorry, don't read that bit out, Carwin, says don't read out that if you want to say on air bit. Well, you've done it twice now. And then you kind of reiterated that you shouldn't have and then you did it again.

She sort of tries to send subtle messages to make it seem like that came to you, not from her. God really showed how the sausage is made. Speaking of sausages. Oh, poor they found it. I was like, oh, no, I have walked into a trap. Now, explain yourself. I had a staycation on Friday night because I went to this big party.

It was really late. It was in town and I don't live close to town. So I just thought it was a good occasion to book myself in for a little staycation. And I did that. You live quite far out of town. Yeah, totally. With the cost of an Uber and it was a business expense, you know, it was a night and we could have

dinner and get ready and all these things. So it all kind of worked out and then my lovely friend Morgan, who was not sure if she was going to stay or not when we were getting the Uber from the party, she was like, no, I'm just going to go home. Just fill up my own bed.

And I was like, absolutely fine. I go to the hotel and I go to sleep. And in the morning I wake up very early. And I love a hotel room. I've talked in detail about this. And I want to make the most of my relaxing time. I love the tight sheets. You know, like the tight sheets.

No, I pick those right out. What about when you're in a hotel and the tight sheet comes out and you can see the mattress? Yeah, that's off for me. No, I'd climb into the tight sheets and then go. And a Tasmanian devil and I make it. And it's one of life's simplest, best joys. I know. And you've got to make the Tasmanian devil and I make it and it's one of life's simplest best joys

I know and you've got to make the Tasmanian devil noise when you do it and spin around and kick your foot you really do well speaking of life's

simplest best joys I also in the morning was like oh my gosh I you know I I'm just a shy queer girl

I'm just like quite shy I'm a woman of pleasure and leisure okay and I had packed on the if Morgan wasn't going to stay, I had chucked into my bag along with my party outfit the SP2, my SP. Right, which is a personal massage device.

Which is a personal massage device. It's a sore neck. Oh, not so much the neck on that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah. So I realised during my leisurely morning on my own that I had packed this thing and therefore I would indulge in the use of it.

Yep. And that's fine and I did it for good stuff. And then so I get home and I go to unpack my bag and put all my things in the wash and all that kind of stiletto glitter. My apologies to the QT hotel. That bed looked like a fairy exploded. Oh no. Glitter's the worst. Oh I know. I'm just very

feel bad for them. And that's when I realise I have not taken it with me. And not only have I not put it back in my bag when I was packing out of the hotel to leave, I didn't even bother taking it out of the sheets. You know?

It's entangled in the sheets. Oh, right. So they're poor housekeeping. The glitter is now the second worst thing on the sheets. Can I ask, what are you going to do? It's written off, right? No, it's gone. Oh, my God, no, absolutely not.

No, there's no need for that. How much do they cost? How much do they cost? A hundred and... No. No. They're a lot cheaper now. You can get them for like 60 bucks.

Yeah, I'll just get a freshie. I'm going to get a freshie. Would you... Do you mind that they're only 60 bucks? Yeah, would you try to retrieve this? No, you give it up. Or would you give it up and get a new one? Gone.

Yeah, I think using Wild Secrets, I'd just get a new one. Well, you've mentioned Wild Secrets twice. You're going for a freebie. Have you got a discount code or something? I've got a discount code and I've used it. To make your satisfier cheaper. So there's no way you're calling the hotel to be like, hey, look, I...

Oh, absolutely not. I feel like Carwin, you would. I don't know. Like, maybe if it's Morgan's one, maybe. She's an expensive one. But maybe, why not? So you're saying there's a line, a price line that you draw the line at. Yeah, maybe there's a price line.

Also, like, maybe if I'd also accidentally left something else there. Like, oh, my jacket and my phone charger and my other charger. Yeah, I think I might have left a phone cord in there. Yeah, crazy. I'm absolutely left a phone cord in there. Yeah, crazy. I'm absolutely happy to just walk away from it, but genuinely mortified about the fact that it's like not even just sort of in the bathroom, you know, where I've left toiletries. It's just like fresh in the sheets.

But the problem is I've already got the number and I'm already starting to die. Don't do it. No, no, no, no, no. So you've got to call. Oh, my God. No, no, no. no, no. So you've got to call, you've got to get the... No, no, no. I just figure we'll...

I hate waste. So I'll... Here we go. Get to reception, I can help you. Good morning. This is Hayley Sproul from Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley at ZM on the radio here. How are you? I'm good. How are you? I'm good. How are you?

I'm very well, thank you. Okay, I just have a query, I guess. I stayed at the QT Auckland on Friday night. I was in room 308 and I think I might have left behind a couple of things. I was just wondering if the cleaners might have found anything, if there was anything handed in from room 308 on Friday. 308, okay.

Let me just quickly open up your booking on here. Okay, thank you. So you checked out on Friday, on the 21st? No, I checked out on the Saturday morning. On Saturday morning, okay. And what's the last name, please? Sproul. S-P-R-O-U-L-L. Hayley Sproul,

I do have your booking on here. Yeah. So I'll have to double check with housekeeping if there's any lost property from that room. Okay. So I'll have to give you a call back if that's okay with you. Yeah Yeah that'll be fine It was just a

Like a Like a small massage gun thing Sorry small message Yeah like a small massage Message gun Yeah Okay Small message gun

Yeah it's like burgundy Okay And what is the best number to call you back on? I do have your phone number on file here. Yeah, that's my phone number. Yeah, you can use that. Okay, I've written down your phone number. I'll go check with housekeeping now,

and then I'll give you a call back as soon as possible for updates. Okay? Awesome. That would be amazing. Thank you so much. No worries. Okay. Bye.

No, that's good. Why did you make me do that? We were a step closer. We're going to get that back. Thank you so much. No worries. Okay, bye. Oh, that's good. Why did you make me do that? We were a step closer. We're going to get that back. That's 60 bucks. Also, why did I panic and embarrass myself and say it's Hayley Sproul from the radio? What a loser!

Oh my God, I hope he doesn't go. If he calls, I'm not answering. I just don't want to know. I hope they use gloves. I just like to imagine it's rattling around in an old banana box. In the cleaner's cupboard. In the lost property along with

phone charges and socks. Oh God, help me. You're welcome. We're in a cost of living crisis. Thanks guys. Yeah, thanks for that. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day.

Today's and this week's Fact of the Day theme is vasectomies. You still haven't had one yet, have you? No, I haven't. Snippity dippity. Snippity dippity. And it's called a vasectomy because that's the vas deferus is what is snipped. Snipped. Oh.

Okay. Yeah, and an ectomy is like, you know, the medical procedure. Yeah. So with that explained, I can tell you the most popular month in America to get a vasectomy by miles. Oh, okay.

Can we guess? Yep. Is it after Christmas? No. Well, it is. The month is after Christmas, but it's not straight after Christmas. Well. Well, it is. The month is after Christmas, but it's not straight after Christmas. Well, then I'm right. Did you hear that?

I was right, and he said no. But technically, every month is after Christmas, except December. Actually, though. Actually, I've got him. Yeah, actually, that's a perfect guess because he can't be wrong. Okay, can you be more specific, Hay Hayley and win this round of guess? January 7th. No. I thought, the reason I said

Christmas is because people spend time with all these horrible children. Loud and they've ruined the day. So the day's about me. They reinvigorate the magic of Christmas. The dad's like, never again will I put myself through this. They're broke from buying all those toys for those kids.

And they don't appreciate them. Yuck. 500,000 American men get a vasectomy every year. And the majority of which happen in March. Do you know why March? It's after Christmas. Because Christmas gets away on you and then it's mid-January and you make your point and it's,

oh, you don't want it to be in February. February's a short month. Easter. Basketball. Basketball. March Madness is a basketball competition. I don't know a lot about basketball. March Madness happens, surprisingly enough, in March.

It is the NCAA Division I Men's Basketball Tournament. 64 teams enter in a knockout competition. Is it all the advertising during it? There's heaps of advertising. No, no, no. So men just want time off. Oh. So they can watch March Madness.

Wow. They're like, well, if I'm going to be laid up on the couch, not being able to do anything for a few days, it might as well be at the time where I can sit down and there's just going to be basketball game after basketball game after basketball game and they can watch it. And they said,

it is without doubt the reason why March is the most amazing, popular one. And how long you pulled up for after your operation? I think it varies

from man to man. Because I thought most guys could get it done on a Friday and go back to work on Monday. Which is a great time for an operation, by the way. Oh, good. You remember that

when your shoulders are up. Yeah. And then you're back to work on Monday. Which is a great time for an operation, by the way. Oh, good. You remember that when your shoulders are up. Yeah. And then, you know, you're back at work on Monday. Yeah, as you will be after your surgery on Friday. And it's not only so well-known, it's like well-known to advertisers. In 2012

I found an article saying that during March Madness, if you could prove you had a vasectomy, a pizza place would give you a free pizza every day for five days. They'd just send you a pizza. Wow. It was like a marketing ploy in America for them to be like,

yeah, prove to us you've been watching March Madness and you've had a vasectomy. We'll make sure a pizza arrives at your place at like one o'clock in the afternoon every day. God, I love this. Yeah. Right. So I tried to Google if there was any equivalent for men in New Zealand.

Right. But there's not. Okay. Because there's not a competition that that many men want to watch. No. Yeah, 500,000 men in the United States get a vasectomy every year, and the largest month by a mile is March, so they can sit down and watch March Madness Basketball.

Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Born in Haley. I don't know why this has popped into my head. The schnapps brews taste like schnapps brews. Now I just can't keep, I keep thinking of movies. What's that from? Willy Wonka. Ah, yeah. Well, the White Lotus, very interesting. I haven't watched it, but you're saying it's a wild season. It's a great season.

Really good. People rave about this show. Is it almost finished? Midway. Midway. Okay, so last week it had an episode. Sam Rockwell pops up in a cameo appearance and just delivers the wildest.

Made for memes. Made for memes. And Walter Goggins, who I love, and he's saying a thousand words without saying a single thing. His reaction, what did you say? Reacting, acting is reacting. Acting is reacting. It's beautiful.

And this monologue that Sam Rockwell delivers as this character, immediately was recognised as something people will use to audition for drama schools. Totally. Or like Juilliard College of Performance. Or just at a party. Yeah, yeah.

The dudes are coming out and being like, I've memorised this. Yeah. And they recount this and we were like, what did you do when you auditioned for acting school?

Because I'm imagining there's always one of these in the ethos for acting. For singing, it's Alicia Keys falling. And that's why you didn't get into Toy Ficardi. And that's why I didn't get onto X Factor. It would be great to see an X Factor for acting. To see what?

Because, you know, they sing songs, but they'd come in and have to do like a monologue. There are the famous scenes that everyone always knows. At drama school it was always, he tastes like you but sweeter from closer. Or there was the blood diamond, like what about the babies? Something rather like this.

They were just like the same ones. What about the babies? Like she's talking about the state of Africa. Anyway, it's sort of a deep monologue. But yeah, there's always those things. And then you go like, for a comedy now, I'm like, it's Bridesmaids. Bridesmaids are incredible.

Help me, I'm poor. Anytime you're on a plane. Help me, I'm poor. High stove. Are you an appliance? Totally. I am. I am.

I am Mrs. Iglesias. Everyone knows the plane scene. It's so good. I love it. My mate, Johnny's wife hadn't seen Ace Ventura, so she sat down to watch with him, and he recited every single line of the entire movie. Wow.

Dumb and Dumber was like that for me when I was younger. I couldn't watch it without, I'd just watched it so many times, I knew all the lines. You could just quote it. Doing Austin Powers would be like that? Like all of Dr. Evil's lines? I'm 100% ready for watching Austin Powers again.

Oh my God, I watch it annually. I just love it. It's so good. Yeah. We want to know this morning what movie, like, is your quotable or if you know, like, a scene. An extended scene. Somebody said Shawshank Redemption monologue.

What's the Shawshank? At the end or on the roof. Well, there's multiple, right? At the start, there's the story. At the end, there's the wrap-up. Add it all, friend. Yes. Do you know that one would be like,

my mama always said to me, life is like a box of chocolates. How are you doing there? Everyone will do Forrest Gump. How are you doing there? That's Forrest Gump. He's very congested in the nose. Would we put that on par with Arnie?

Oh, that was bad. Oh, my God. It's so good. That was fucking worse. That was at Police Academy. Bob Goldthwaite guy. Hey, what's going on? I didn't realise it had gotten worse.

Napoleon Dynamite. Sometimes if it's dark and quiet, I just shut my eyes and watch the movie in my head. Eat your food, Tanner. Oh, wow. Okay, well, I'll let you know who dials it in. Give us a call. Text food, Tanner. Oh, wow. Okay, well, I want you to hit through Dials at M. Give us a call. Text through 9696. Oh my god, this is so good.

What is the movie that you can quote at any given moment? We want to know those movie scenes or quotes that you can always recall. Rattle off. Maybe it's an entire monologue, because White Lotus has given us another one of those legendary moments. It's incredible.

Yeah, oh, it's my favourite show at the moment. That and Landman. Told you it was good. That's so good. Is it good? Yeah, Billy Bob Thornton.

Oh my God. There's so much good stuff to watch at the moment. Yeah, and The Pit as well. Oh my God, that's so good. And what's the one with the hot big guy

with the hot big body? Reacher. Yeah. I watched him eat at the weekend. Yeah. He's got to eat a lot because he's a big boy. I've watched him do many things. Some messages in on those movies that you watch over and over and over.

I just love someone texting in just straight. No other context. Mawa. So good. Yes, that is good. Charlotte, what is the quote that you always remember from a movie? I can pretty much do all the actions in the One Direction movie

for when they cover teenage dirtbag. Wait, did they have a movie? Is that because when you watched it you were like 10 and obsessed? I was 13 and I think I watch it every month.

You still watch it every month? Yeah. Okay, wow. Do you grow tired of it? No. Not really. Like my favourite boy band ever. So I watch it every month.

Oh my God, Charlotte, I like you. I love that. Thank you, Charlotte. Mallory, what is the line from a movie that you can always recite? I can pretty much recite several scenes from The Princess Bride. That's a classic. Very quotable. Childhood classic.

Fletcher's never seen it. I can tell immediately by the look on his face. No. Princess Bride. Or maybe. Oh, my goodness me. Give us a line, Mallory. Yeah, what's one of your favourites?

I'm not a witch, I'm your wife. Love that. Love that. If there's Princess Bride. Now, Malwich is... Is that the one? What brings us together today. Yeah.

Yes. Brilliant. Thank you, Mallory. So good. So many messages coming in. Shrek 1, I've watched it so many times. I knew all the words by heart. And mum used to say, why are you watching it again

if you already know it so well? And I'd say because I can act it out mum, shut up. You don't want to say shut up mum. You don't want to tell your mother to shut up. Dumb and Dumber excuse me, whenever I see a limo I always say, excuse me, can you tell me how to get to the medical school? I'm supposed to be doing a lecture in 20 minutes

and my driver's a little bit lost. That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey. Austria. Austria. Well, g'day Mike.

Let's throw another shrimp on the barbie. So good. I love it. My brother can quote the entire first Harry Potter movie. The entire film.

Been able to do it since he was a teenager. He's 30 now. He can still do it. He walks around the house at home just quoting the whole thing. Wow.

From the opening sequence to the end. I reckon get him tested. There's dirty now. He can still do it. He walks around the house at home just quoting the whole thing. Wow. From the opening sequence to the end. I reckon you get him tested. There's a little. There's a special interest in there. Keep your texts coming in, 9696. We're talking about those movie lines that you can always quote, those movie scenes.

Georgia Burt, do you have a favourite quote? Oh, look. I love, oh, this is so exposing. I'm obsessed with The Notebook. Really? And I could quote the entire movie. What's the scene in the rain? I wrote you 365 letters.

I wrote you every day for a year. It wasn't over. It still isn't over. Blah, blah, blah. And then they hook up. But... Blah, blah, blah. The best is when they're screaming,

what do you want? What do you want? What do you want? Yeah, what do you want? Are we going to have to work at this every day? Okay, I'll stop. Wow. Honestly. Is that your favourite movie?

I've watched it like over 200 times. It is a good movie. And I love crying. I've seen it once. Yeah, I've seen it once. That's enough. You know what I mean? It's a bit soft. Yeah, I think that's what I want. Yeah, you're a romantic. I was going to say we.

That'll be the way you want to go, is it? You and Haim both within like minutes of each other. Hopefully me first. Old age. Holding each other. Holding each other. Him reminding you of everything that's happened. Yeah, let's go through the good and the bad though, right?

That move destroyed me when I watched it. Yeah, that's right. Destroyed me. Old Smoothie's a softie. He's a softie. Nothing wrong with being a softie. Destroyed me. Obviously, Fight Club's in here, the rules. Number with being a softie. Destroyed. Obviously, Fight Club's in here, the rules.

Number one rule of Fight Club. Great movie. The Castle. Oh, yeah. We're just hearing about The Castle so much. What are these, love? Go on. Resouls. Why would you go out when you've got these at home?

Dreaming. Everybody always says, tell him he's dreaming. Tell him he's dreaming. You couldn't get the when he's trying to buy that thing and the price is really good you couldn't get the materials for that

oh god no great movie that's actually worth a rewatch that looked like a hole Rambo's final monologue in the first blood because he mumbles

the entire thing you're like what is he even saying but then when you learn it you can decipher it right no kiss no coach from Catherine Kim

I've got it tattooed. Really? Oh, wow. What's no kiss, no coach? What's the context of that? I don't know. I was never really a Kath and Kim-er. Talladega Nights is getting a lot of,

you sort of might. Talladega Nights is a great tattoo. So good. What was this? Shag and bite. And one of the kids at the table is, I'm coming to you like a spider monkey, champ. Oh, my God.

Dear, sweet, baby Jesus. Little infant. Nestle in a swaddling cloth. Baby Jesus. Oh, gosh. It's my favorite baby Jesus. It's my favorite Jesus. Baby Jesus.

Napoleon Dynamite, guys. Yeah. That movie was iconic. I said baby cheese, Kim, not baby Jesus. Oh, that's it. That's a good one. I'm all jugged up. I'm out of you. I said Baby Cheese, Kim, not Baby Jesus. Oh, that's it. That's a good one. I'm all jugged up, I'm out of you. I'm coming across this table and you like Spiderman.

That's a great movie. That's got to have a rewatch as well. That's flawless. There's literally hundreds of messages. I don't know. I mean, and some of them are like great movies, good like respected movies. A lot of them are like, dude, where's my car?

And we just like remember that. 100%. Will Ferrell movies seem to be very. Yeah. What's the scene where they're at the drive-thru? And then. And then. And then.

And then, and then, and then, and then, and then. Yeah. Oh. God, isn't that nice. Memories. Oh, isn't that nice. Memories. Nostalgia. Nostalgia. Takes us back to our happy place, doesn't that nice? Memories. Oh, isn't that nice? Memories. Nostalgia.

Nostalgia. Takes us back to our happy place, doesn't it? It does, because we block out the world and all the awful things that are happening. Terrible, terrible things. Just pop on a movie and pretend. Yeah. Just keep that mental breakdown at bay for one more day. Pop it right down.

Just. Down, down, down. Push it down. Right down. Ouch, ouch. Make sure it wakes us up at three o'clock in the morning. Turn it into a tumour. With an inconceivable panic attack.

Oh, push it. Your father and I have got to see it. I can see it, Maud, I can see it. It's coming out now. Is that the podcast done? Because I'm busting for a poos. Busting for a poos. Jesus.

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