ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 25th June 2024

Episode Date: June 24, 2024

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ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. That is us. Thank you, Bryn. Good morning. Welcome to the show, Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Which one are you? Two minutes past six. I'm Fletch. Right. And that's Vaughan, and you are, I believe, Hayley, if it's you.

Don't presume to know who I am. Current jackpot, five on time, $21,500. I want to give this away so bad. Do you know what? In my head when I hear that, I go, $20,000 of it, you think about how you spend it. The extra $1,500, it's not like fluff on top. Do you know what I mean?

You can burn through it. That's just like some celebration because you've won. Some bubbles, nice dress, that kind of stuff. We just announced the winner at 8 o'clock this morning of the top sixes on the way. All Black squad named yesterday. The news gives way too much of a shit about that, I'll tell you what. They keep cutting back to someone and someone else and someone else.

It's just a bloody sport. Calm down. But the top six people that should have been in the All Blacks is today's top six. What's a, um, I know, I know, but I'll ask just so that the listeners know. Do you mean like, are you going to do a rhetorical question? No, no, no, no. I'm going to ask an actual question.

I know the answer, but I just feel like some of our less educated listeners might not know. Why are you looking at me? What's an enclave? An enclave. An enclave. Enclave. So those are the three different pronunciations. You just said you knew what an enclave. An enclave. An enclave. Enclave. So those are the three different pronunciations. You just said you knew what an enclave was.

I'm just trying to be the voice of the listener. Okay, right. Okay. What is it? What? In what context? Hong Kong, the Chinese enclave. It's like, I guess, could you say the Vatican City is an enclave?

Like almost a sub-country. Like it's surrounded, yeah. Like it's a territory inside a territory, right? I've always wondered that. Hong Kong. There's a cultural difference. Yes, right. But that's a whole issue in itself, isn't it?

Because they got China. Well, they're Hong Kong, yeah. Hong Kong, China. They went independent from the British. The British had a 99-year lease, as I recall. And when their lease ran out, their landlord was like, we, all of it. They went independent from the British. The British had a 99-year lease, as I recall, and when their lease ran out, their landlord was like, we'll have that back. Yeah.

And then there's people who'll be like, well, actually, it's been so long, we're our own place now. Well, I'm glad we answered that for the listener. Well, the reason I'm talking about Hong Kong, I love Hong Kong. I've been there a number of times. I've flown through, but I've never stopped. Oh, it's so much fun. It does.

It looks amazing. It's a really fun city. Yeah. Good party vibes. But apparently, well, like yourself, people are just flying through, and tourism is struggling hard post-pandemic. They haven't been able to get people back. But is it now, because it's part of China, is that now,

and I saw that New Zealanders don't need a visa now for China, but is that the, would that be the problem? Yeah, they said post-pandemic and in the wake of the Beijing influence crackdown on civil liberties. Yeah. They're basically saying it's not a desirable place to go anymore. So their cultural, sports and tourism secretary, Kevin. Yeah. I call him Kev.

Kev. Kev. Okay, yeah. Kev. Kev. Kev. Okay, yeah. Kevy. Kev said that he thinks the way to get tourists back is if we smiled a bit more. If we, the people of Hong Kong, smile a little bit more. Have a friendlier face.

Is he saying, give us a smile, love? He's basically saying, yeah, give us a smile, love. You know it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile. He said a handful of black sheep are tarnishing our image, giving an appearance of Hong Kong being an unfriendly place, curt service and unfriendly people, turning off tourists with rudeness. And he said that he wants people to focus on

giving a good performance for tourists when they're here, encourage friendliness. He's even going to go try to work out a potential reward scheme for people that are... For smiling. For smiling. Like 10 smiles and you get like a little something. Yeah, he's asking everyone to take part to enhance visitors' experiences by being courteous, helpful and smiling more. I don't like that.

Could you imagine if tourism was down here and the Prime Minister was like, guys, I'd like us all to smile a bit more. I don't like that. Could you imagine if tourism was down here and the Prime Minister was like, guys, I'd like us to smile a bit more. Yeah, we're coming across a little bit bitchy as a country, New Zealand. Can you imagine what people would say to that? Luxon being like, let's give us a smile. Give us a smile, love. In the campaigns.

Yeah. Yeah, so that's literally this, I guess it's like tourism ministers' approach to getting more tourists back is just smile more. I'd go. Don't have such a sour look on your face, Hong Kong residents. You don't want to arrive to a country and everybody's got a creepy smile on their face,

like a government-issued smile. It feels government-issued. It feels like a North Korean haircut. It does a little bit. Do they have all the cameras now in Hong Kong like they do in China? With your social score? Like, it could get to the stage where if they don't see you smiling in front of a tourist,

you get, you know, minus a star. If they're going to bring in some kind of reward system for smiling and being courteous, surely it's going to go the other way. And if you're rude and unfriendly looking, go to prison. Five days in prison for frowning at a tourist. For frowning in a public area. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. All right, whenever I see pylons on the side of the road,

whenever I see a pylon, like everyone piling on one person, I'm just glad it's not me. But whenever I see pylons on the side of the road, I always think, wait, one, yeah, I'd love to see one of those getting put up one day. Okay.

Because they're all there but I've never seen one being put up. Yeah, yeah. Never. How do they arrive? In bits? I think so.

Yeah, I think they crane them up. Right. Bits and they crane them up. And maybe right at the top they might helicopter some if they're big enough. Oh, yeah. They might lower it in

on a helicopter. I think, when was the last time someone climbed up one of those? I love seeing maintenance men climbing up them. I like when they have the big balls on the lines so that helicopters can see the cables. Yeah, same.

The lines, that's cool. That's good stuff. I like it when I see one right in the back of someone's backyard and I'm always like, oh, that sucks. Oh, yeah. You can't dress that up, can you? Yeah, you can't. It's not like the cell phone thing you make look like a palm tree.

Yeah. Well, do you know Transpower, the people in charge of those, on the maintenance side of things, across the country between $150 and $200 million a year maintaining power pylon towers. Right. Isn't that crazy? How much?

Between $150 and $200 million a year maintaining those towers. Well, you've got to maintain them. Aren't they sturdy? Nah, because I've seen some, and I'm like, that could do with the paint. I'm like, when's that falling over? Paint. So at the base, they're always on big concrete pads. For those that missed the news, and maybe you weren't in Northland

or you were under a rock last week, 100,000 Northlanders were without power for a long time because one of these fell over. When I saw it falling over in the news, I'm like, how the hell did that happen? How does it fall over? We have our answer. Oh, fantastic.

Part of the maintenance is base plate repairs. Now, set in the concrete that the legs sit on, big bolts come out. Yep. Now, then the pylon gets put on top and these massive nuts get put. Probably two of them. Big nuts. D's nuts. D's size nuts. Because the little nuts that are A size, B size,

D size, D nuts, get put on. Probably two of them. And I'm guessing there's some locknut juice as well. Vaughn doesn't know what he's talking about. You don't know what you're talking about. A bit of a washer on there. Locknut juice. What the Vaughan doesn't know what he's talking about. You don't know what you're talking about. Put a washer on that. No, because there was always one at the end.

Locknut juice. What the hell? I don't know if that's a term. Locknut juice. Locknut. You know, you put it on and then you put the stuff on. I'm almost scared to Google locknut juice. It doesn't undo.

It's always like a blue goo. And you put it on and then you do the screw up and it sets and it holds the nut on better. There was always one at the end of Teatro 2 and I'd go for a run. I'd be so exhausted. I'd sit under the pile on it. There was always one at the end of Teatro 2, and I'd go for a run, I'd be so exhausted, I'd sit under the pylon, and you'd look, and there was these two huge nuts on each bolt. Why did you sit under a power pylon? It doesn't seem safe.

I was hoping for superpowers. Yeah, it's making a lot of sense. I think it's frazzled you so far. Frazzled my brain. So each of those, there's four legs on each of these pylons, and each one multiple bolts. As part of the maintenance, they need to take it off. Make sure there's no corrosion in the base plates.

Oh, yeah. Because God knows up north if they get hit by a big storm and there's corrosion in the base plates, over she goes. Yeah. Now, the idea is you do one base plate at one leg at a time. Oh, yeah. So you take all of them off. Make sure there's no erosion.

If there is, deal with the erosion maybe a quick. And then you've thrown. So the other three are still anchored. You've got three anchored points on the pylon at any time. No chance of that coming out. Correct. Oh, well, that makes sense. What went wrong?

They undered the nuts on three of the legs at once. Oh, dear. Now, who's done that? This feels worse than the guy who left the... Blowtorch on the Sky City. The blowtorch on the Sky City. Nah. I'd say that was worse.

Oh, no, you're right. 100,000 people were affected with the loss of power. Yeah, and then the productivity. The actual thing fell over. That was just kind of one property. Yeah. That did poison a lot of Auckland Central residents. It did. I'll never forget the headache.

Oh, yeah, we were in the studio next door. We were in TVNZ next door, and it was like getting to the point where we were like, how bad does this have to get before we cancel? Was that a joke or an answer? Yes, points. Okay, so they take all three and it topples over. Is it because they, was it quicker just to quickly get them off? That I don't know.

Is it something they'd normally do and this wouldn't happen? No, no, no. Well, that's the question. How many times has this happened? Because if you think, the pylons are generally in a straight line, but if this one was on the side of a hill and if the others went in a perfectly straight line, the minute it's obviously got a tension that keeps the wires tight,

if you take off three quarters of the support and all the tension's put on that one, it's just going to pull it straight over. Could you imagine being the people that were there working? It's sort of smaller than I expected. When you saw it going over you'd be like, ah. Yeah.

Oh, shit. Is that like written warning? And then, you know, like next time another one topples over, it's a second warning? This feels like a big investigation. Or is this like you don't have a job? They said something like this has never happened in living memory. They'll put a pause to all base plate maintenance around the country.

You're that much of a mess up that this has never happened before in living memory. And it'll never happen again. It fell really close to a barn. I thought you were about to say a bar. I was like, ouch. Oh, no. Devastating.

No, like a shearing shed. Right. So they were lucky. Shit, if it had hit that. Well, okay. Glad that we've got to the bottom of that. Wow. I mean, are we?

And apparently, well, no, apparently, they're meant to be, there's a system, and they haven't worked to the system. No. So. One leg at a time.

One leg at a time. One leg at a time. Let's just remember this. One leg at a time. Two nuts at a time. Two nuts at a time. One leg at a time. You never go three nuts.

It's too many. Never go two legs. You need to do one nut. Six nuts. Give it a break. Recover. Next nut. Next nut. Next leg.

Pausing in. Next nut before your final nut. And then you can get on to the next tower and you can nut. All day. Yes. You just keep going until the end of the work day. And nobody's without power and everybody's safe. Everyone's safe.

Do we have to come up with everything? Better nutting everyone. Better nutting everyone. Beater nutting everyone. Play. ZDM's Fletchborn and Hayley. Fletchborn and Hayley, silly little pole, silly little pole. It is so silly, silly, silly that the silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole. Silly little pole, silly little pole.

Silly little pole. How many scoops make the perfect Milo? Yeah, there's debate at the moment because a TikTok from a Queensland woman called Karina, marking Cup of Milo, has caused this debate because she put five, I would say, heaped tablespoons into the bottom of a glass, put a little bit of like, it looked like hot water from the kettle to melt it, and then she used oat milk, and then she topped it off with two more heaped tablespoons.

So she's seven. And people are like, okay, that's more Milo than milk. We used to have those long, skinny glasses, the Milo glasses, as a kid. Yeah. And then... They were impossible to get a spoon into to stir for recollection. Yeah, silly glasses. Silly glasses.

Call me old-fashioned, but I like a wide glass. Yeah, you like them wide. A tumbler. A tumbler, yeah. High ball. But my dad used to make them. It would always say, three scoops, not stirred in. That was the rule. But you'd go scoops first, milk

on top. Why? Because did you like it chunky? Yeah, I didn't want it chocolatey. I just wanted to eat the Milo and then drink the milk. I didn't want it like stirred in and make an actual chocolate milk. Right. I hated that it never stirred in properly. Yeah. Like, that's why I liked quick.

Nesquik. Nesquik, yeah, because it would go it would dissolve in properly. Yeah. Like, that's why I liked quick. Nesquik. Yeah, because it would go, it would dissolve in and then you'd actually have a chocolate milk. Yes. Whereas I would more eat Milo on ice cream and cereal when I was a kid. Sort of a decorative. Yeah. Right. So bad, eh?

I mean, it's just sugar. Oh, it's yum though. It's yum. How many scoops make the perfect Milo was our silly little poll. 3% of people said one scoop. When I voted yesterday afternoon, there were no votes for one scoop. It was all a

third, third, third. Don't bother. If you're gonna do it, do it. Yeah. You gotta jump all in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Once upon a time, I would've agreed with you. But now, as a parent, you're wary of how much your kid is... Especially if they're like, can I have a Milo in the morning? You don't want them going four heat.

Yeah. No, it's a treat. It's a monster for a couple of hours and then like a titchy mess. Yeah. So I've changed. Teachers deal with that, not you. Oh, I'm thinking weekends. Ship them off, ship them out.

Oh, absolutely. On weekdays, get them rocked up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Who cares? No, but it's going to affect their learning, isn't it? That feels like a you problem. You know what I mean? Not a me problem. 35% of people

said two scoops is the right amount of scoops. The lead out on 41% is three scoops? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what we're doing. 21% of people voted for four plus. Four plus. Do you know what I mean? If we're doing it, we're doing it. Yeah. Right. Let's get into it. Danielle says

one heaped dessert spoon. I've taught my daughters the same. I got caught when I was five putting three teaspoons in a mug and mum told me no Milo for a week. Milo ban. She didn't tell dad about the punishment, so I just asked dad for the Milo daily.

Hashtag daddy's little favourite. Found a dad loophole there. Clever. But also, when she was five, putting three teaspoons into a mug, I dare say three teaspoons would be the same as one heaped teaspoon if it was a dessert spoon. Yeah. Those are big spoons. Michaela said, never add sugar.

Just as much Milo as you can. Yeah, I mean, it is sugar. Hey, Michaela, listen up. It is sugar. Did you believe back in the day I would do a mocha and add sugar? Yeah, yeah mean, it is sugar. Hey, Michaela, listen up. Michaela, listen up. It is sugar. Did you believe back in the day I would do a mocha and add sugar? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like wild. It's already got chocolate in it.

Yeah. Did you used to, when we had swim club at the Eastbourne Pool, they give you Milo, but there was no milk? Did you ever have that? Oh, with just hot water. That's what I call camp Milo. Camp Milo. And you'd line up and they'd have those cups and they'd put Milo, water.

I actually prefer that over just cold milk and Milo. No, I love cold Milo. Did you ever have Milo milk powder and water? No. No. Milk powder. Aren't you a dairy farmer's son? No, I call those church Milos.

Oh, they're church Milo. Because when we would go to church, I grew up a heathen. And the kids would go next door. I'm going to hell. Yeah. Did would go to church, I grew up a heathen. And the kids would go next door. Yeah, I'm going to hell. Yeah. Did you go to church when you were a kid? No. His parents were atheists.

He's second generation atheist. Yeah. Good on him, hey? Good. Nicole says Milo is flavourless as if you need at least 100 spoons. It's not flavourless. It's malty though, eh? Yeah, it's malty.

With chocolate. Tis malty. Aim says two for hot. If you're making a hot Milo, it's two heaped spoons. If you're making a cold Milo, it's five plus. Yeah. Half a glass. Yeah, and just way less likely to dissolve.

Two or three, depending on the size of the spoon, says Gareth. Anonymous, please. God, how spicy can it be that you're asking for anonymity on a Milo Facebook? Oh, my God, okay. There's no judgment here. They could be like a leader in the health industry, like a dietician. That's right. And they're like, I love seven spoons.

They could work for Milo. Yeah. Today I deliberately made the most depressing Milo. 98% hot water, 2% milk, a teaspoon of Milo, was like a tragic school camp, but I'm pregnant and that's what I thought was a good idea.

I actually enjoyed it. It's tragic. It's my first Milo in years. Maybe anonymous because she's pregnant. She's pregnant. She doesn't want us to say her name

and then say pregnant. She might be in the early stages. Congratulations. Congratulations. Carl says, no scoops of Milo. What are you, five years old? Grow up. Actually, a hot Mil no scoops of Milo. What are you, five years old?

Grow up. Actually, a hot Milo is good for a small child who needs a singlet. Yeah, yeah. Warms you up from the inside out. Warms them right up. I haven't had a Milo in years. Neither. We've got Milo in this building.

Yeah. Maybe it's Milo day. Anita said, one heaped teaspoon, two teaspoons, and some sits at the bottom of the cup. Yeah, you've got to and some sits at the bottom of the cup. Yeah, you've got to have it sitting at the bottom of the cup. It's a little treat afterwards. Henry, four plus, but I'm prepared to reduce that number to get the body that Fletch has.

How many scoops would Fletch have? High praise there. Henry's noticed the work you've put in. High praise. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Is that from the train or Henry the train? Henry the train, Henry the train, yes

That's cool Scoops of coal rather than scoops of Milo It's their version of Milo though isn't it? Yeah it is Apparently the website says 2.1 teaspoons recommended 2.1? Who's doing a.1 teaspoon? Just say 2 Milo

I think she lost a bit of respect there Just say 2 he Milo. I think she lost a bit of respect there. Just say two heaped. Just say two heaped teaspoons. Yeah. 2.1. Somebody wants to put in a vote for Ovaltine. Go listen to a different radio show. I don't think I've ever had an Ovaltine.

I'm happy to lose a listener to that. Don't lose our Ovaltine listeners. Pass you on. There's like 100 of them. That sounds like something. Go listen to The Rock, you know? That's what I think when I hear The Rock. I always think of a nice warm Opal team to start the day.

We've got one and the most shows, one and a bit shows before we go on holiday. And so I've been doing, I love a little pre-holiday, like I need a little top up of this. I went and got some undies. Oh, okay. Yeah, like fresh undies. What else did I get?

You're not going to do a flight with new undies, are you? That's a risk. No, tried and true, the style I always buy. Yeah, but I feel like for a flight, you've got to have trusty worn-in undies. Even if it's just a short flight,

say to Australia. You know, I did mention, I can't remember if it was on-air or off-air, I think my PH is out because I'm really burning through them at the moment. My undies have reached the end of their shelf life and they're sort of disintegrating. Do you think it's acidic? Because I've got a pool tester at home. I could bring it in, we could do a dip.

We could do a dip. It'll tell you your pH. And then we hold it up against the back of the jar and it tells us what pH you're at. And we could see. It would be right in the middle, right? It would be a seven. And then we could give you a bloody chlorine shock treatment

if needed or just a slow... Well, I'm off on holiday tomorrow. It would be right in the middle, right? It would be a seven. And then we could give you a bloody chlorine shock treatment if needed or just a slow... Well, I'm off on holiday tomorrow. It might be too late. Yeah, I don't know if a chlorine treatment's going to help. It just sounds like these undies are old. You can see Sade walking in during all of this. It's not what it looks like.

It's not what it looks like. We just need to get the pH reading. No, my undies, yeah, I think they've just reached the end of their life. Right, okay. So I was like, I went and got a bunch of new undies.

Then I needed to go to Kmart. When a woman says she needs to go to Kmart, one time in 300, she actually needs to go. And then I needed to go, oh, this was, I said to Aaron,

are you able to go and get me some currency for where I'm going? Yeah. Because I'd like to have a little bit of cash. I know, I know. Where are you sending them? It's old school. No, you can't do it. The banks are never open.

I know, this is why I had to go to a travel ex. So many banks now don't do currency. No, they got rid of their bureau de change. Bureau de change. Bureau de change. Bureau de change. Bureau de change. Bureau de change. Yes, I know. Because I said this.

I was like, I'll just pop into our bank. And he was like, no, I don't do it. No. So I had to find one of those travel X or, you know, travel whatever. Yeah. And I went to a. Charging a premium, isn't it? I went to a kiosk.

And it really blew my mind because I asked for a bit of money. And he was like, yeah, we've got it. And I was like, you're just in an open kiosk in the middle of a mall. With like foreign money? With like thousands of dollars of foreign money. And just one of you. Ram Raiders don't want euro, do they? It's a simple exchange.

Go to their drug dealers and they're like, hey, mate, you don't take euro, do you? Drug dealers are like, ah, it's a whole headache. Because the bank got rid of their bureau. It's due to change. It's just cautious. Anyway, so I was like, I went to the kiosk bit, and there were like three different people that was really busy. Yeah. So I sort of hopped in behind who I thought was next.

It was sort of a, because of the kiosk situation, the line wasn't clear. Was it round? Was it a round kiosk? Square kiosk. Okay. Because sometimes, you know, when there's a round desk, it's hard for lines to form and people are like.

Well, imagine that was similar situation, though it was square. So there was like one guy at the desk with the guy. Then there was a couple to the sort of side and I kind of came in on the corner. Okay. Rogue from me and I was wrong to do so. Yeah. Because I sort of felt like I was closer to the guy who was wrapping up,

but actually then I acknowledged that the couple had been there before me. Ah. So when he left, the guy who was dealing with him, the guy sort of said to me like, where are you going? And I said, no, no, you were here first. And he said, oh, yeah, thank you. That's good. Because I'm a decent human being.

It's the right thing to do. Now, while I was navigating this sort of exchange on the corner here, another guy kind of came in, but it went directly behind the couple that I've just ushered forward. I was like, I was here first quite clearly, even though I'm not directly in a straight line behind them. Yeah. We're in a square kiosk, middle of the mall situation. It's quite confusing.

Yeah, yeah. But he was doing that thing where I could feel him shuffling forward to be like, I'm next. And I was like... Oh, no, no, you have to shuffle. In fact, sir, you're not. But I was sort of side. Do you know what I mean?

I was sort of on an angle. I hate that. I hate that. But I was so clearly there. Yeah. And then I was like, maybe he thinks I'm with the couple because he might have seen me talking to them.

But I was talking to them, ushering them in the correct order of arrival. And then I was like, maybe he thinks I'm with the couple because he might have seen me talking to them. But I was talking to them, ushering them in the correct order of arrival. And then I, so they were wrapping up and I was sort of shifting my energy, like kept shifting my energy to be like, and I'm next. Hand and wallet, I'm next. Here we go. And as the couple cleared, the guy behind, who had sort of attached himself on,

who was clearly behind me in the line, the metaphorical line, started moving forward. And then luckily me and the guy that I had ushered forward caught eyes and he sort of turned his body to open just to me to be like, way you go. I was like, we're on it, mate. And I stepped forward, which at that point, this other line cutter kind of went like,

like that you were there first I was here first I was here so clearly first so he sort of made this like big kerfuffle you know did that thing because he was on his own as well

looking around like a kerfuffle look at this look at this bitch cutting in the line yeah it made me look like I was some terrible person

but you were there first I know I know I was there first. I know. I know. I was there first. Sorry, I just needed to get that out. It hasn't been bugging you. It doesn't really bug me that he painted a picture of me that's not true. Because I'd actually ushered the correct, I'd been ushering the lie.

And I knew where we all were. But the person behind the counter knew you were next. He just didn't say anything. He was so uninterested in the whole proceeding. Yeah. Yeah. I just asked for some money and I said, do you have the money here? And he said, yeah. Like, what do you think this is?

Wow. He gave you a yeah. Sort of aggressively counted it out and I was like, alright. Alright, none of this, or where are you going? Off on holiday, are we? None of that. Yeah, right. Just aggressively slam them in the back. It's like everyone you're running into has a problem. No, this is not me and an arsehole in the morning.

You met an arsehole. Met arseholes all day, then you're the arsehole. That is not what's happening. Are we sure? Because you've just said two people had an issue with you. Well, now I've got a third arsehole. It's you. Play ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley

from the Panoramic ZM Think Tank. This is the Top Six. How's it? What's up? What's happening? The All Black Squad was named yesterday for England. For the upcoming season. Huge rugby fans here.

Yeah. Yeah, England. Man, I can't get enough of the ruggers. I saw some Italian rugby players yesterday. Sure did. In the city. Are they not playing the All Blacks? No way.

No. Because they said it was against England. Yeah, I thought that was the first All Blacks games were against England. I don't know. Maybe they were just wearing Italian rugby jerseys for fun. An anonymous friend actually sent me a photo. They had a great zoom on their phone and they managed to

pinch and zoom on a particular Italian player. An iPhone 15 Pro man. Probably. Yeah. It looked like a kind of rugby player you would have loved, didn't it? You showed me the photo. Bit of a mountain man. An Italian mountain man. Somewhat of a mountain of rugby player you would have loved, didn't it? You showed me the photo. Bit of a mountain man. Bit of a mountain man. Oh, really?

An Italian mountain man. Yeah, somewhat of a mountain or a man. Olive. The complexion. Oh, gorgeous. Yeah, yeah. Man.

Do you think they were the Italian rugby team? I don't know, Vaughn. I'm unsure. I'm going to Google Italian rugby New Zealand tour. The Leagues gave rugby. 2024. The Leagues gave rugby. 2024.

The national team. Fletch is just showing the photo that I forwarded to him just now. Rather than me showing it to you, I put it through Fletch. Thank you. Yeah, yeah. The national team will travel to Auckland, New Zealand, on Saturday the 22nd of June. They'll be there.

That will be Azuri's base for the first part of the summer tour. After the first two test matches on the calendar against Samoa and Tonga. Then Australia? Then Australia. July 5th and 12th, respectively. Oh, right.

So it was the Italian UltimateRugby.com that used us for it. Well, there you go. I'm not Googling them. I'm not Googling them. I'm not Googling them. Back to the All Blacks team. It was named yesterday.

Some surprises and some not surprises. Do you know who? I saw the list. I was like, far out. You're putting him in there with all the forwards in the back? I stopped getting turned to the All Blacks when all of the birth dates ended in 2000 and something. Yeah, what the hell, eh? Where are the rugged, weathered, leathery old All Blacks?

Where are the 42-year-olds? They're all nearly dead. They're all just rich and hanging out. Their knees are just absolutely cacked. Top six people that should have been in the All Blacks squad announcement. Number six on the list. Reece Walsh. Oh, yeah, okay.

Why are you taking him out of the Broncos squad? Because, you know, I'm a Waz man. Yep. But also, he's a good-looking boy. Get the viewership up on him. He's a good-looking chap. He's got a baby face. He's 21 years old.

Yeah, Mum thinks he's a bit... Mum's done a little time for Reece Walsh. Oh, she doesn't have time. I was like, oh, why not? And she's like, ah, bit of a pretty boy. She likes her rugged farming men. She's a rugged man. She does.

Hard, callous hands. She might like some of those Italians, though. She wouldn't be against it. Yeah. She wouldn't be anti. No one's anti. Number five on the list of the top six people that should have been in the All Blacks team, Colin Meads.

Where the bloody hell was Pine Tree? He's dead, isn't he? Eh? Yeah, this is really going to hurt you. Pine Tree He's Dead isn't he Eh Ah This is really Gonna hurt you Pine Tree's gonna live forever Number four on the list

Of the top six people That should have been In the All Blacks team Another one of the Barretts Just another one They just sort of Used them all up No there's eight Barretts

Is there eight of them Oh gosh Okay you took another One in yeah sure We've got three in there Yeah Five more Barrett's. Okay.

Have a couple of those. Number three on the list of the top six people that should have been in the All Blacks team, Chemist Warehouse. Why? Just because. It's everywhere. It might as well be in the All Blacks.

Fair enough. So they'll just play. The Chemist Warehouse will just play. The Chemist Warehouse. Yeah. Have you seen the size of those things? I'm imagining a front rower. It'll be a front rower.

Oh, definitely. Number two on the list of the top? I'm imagining a front rower. It'll be a front rower. Oh, definitely. Number two on the list of the top six people that should have been in an All Blacks team. The Labrador at the dog park that can fit a whole rugby ball in its mouth.

Yeah. You'll never catch that. You'll never catch that. You'll never catch it and it'll be cute. But if you see them they go, ha. It's like people

that can hold a basketball in one hand. Yeah. Massive hand. I love that. That's a cool trick. Someone holds a basketball in one hand. Yeah. Massive hand. I love that. That's a cool trick. When someone holds a basketball in one hand, I'm like, why can't I do that?

Just in the middle. Just get them both in one hand. Yeah. And number one in the list is... You're on Miami Heat sometimes. I am on Miami Heat. It was all that Italian rugby. Have you got a favourite yet?

Have you found a name? I've just seen one. Unit with a puku. Now, you know I love a unit with a puku. Unit with a puku. There's sort of a subtype of mine, which is units with pukus. Yeah. And number one on the list of the top six people that should have been in an All Blacks team,

a Boston Dynamics robot Oh my god That thing You would never stop it How rad would that be You know the Boston Dynamics robots The robots Oh yes yes yes

Those weird Dogs Not long until those Are strapped with guns And they're on the front lines Yeah 100 I mean rather them than us Is it bad

I want to see that As long as the front lines aren't against us. Yeah, yeah, exactly. That's today's top six. So a lot of people are using burner phones to try to wean themselves off of being addicted to their smartphones. I thought burner phones would, yeah, they've become what we now call a dumb, what we used to call a dumb phone. Yeah.

Like text and calls. Yeah. No email. Because there was a big stack of them yesterday at the supermarket. Burner phones. Yeah. Just like cheap, sort of disposable, well not disposable

because obviously there's a lot of like things in them that can be recycled. How much were they? Like 50 bucks? Yeah, I think under 100 bucks. Okay. Well, 83% of Kiwis have smartphones. That's an insane amount. 63% of Kiwis say that

they spend two-4 hours online on their phones a day Which is a lie because if they go into their screen time it's way more than that You say it out loud and you're like oh my god I literally just put down my phone to talk to you and when we stop I'll pick it back up

It's endless so more people are using these quote burner phones so that they're not lured in by fun apps and the internet and all this. And then they don't waste time on TikTok, Instagram. So if they want to check their emails, they've got to go onto their computer. If they want to go on the internet, they've got to go on the computer. It's like more effort. It's not just in their hands. And I was reading this article from the NZ Herald. Great publication. Now, about these burner phones and why people are switching away from them. And then I was reading this article from the NZ Herald. Great publication. Now, about these burner phones and why people are switching away from them.

And then I was like, burner phones, though, used to be this whole thing where, like, you're having an affair. So you've got a little phone. We know the burner phones from Breaking Bad. Yeah, drug dealers. Because he's doing drug dealing. He's doing the drugs dealing. He's doing the drugs dealing. And making.

Now, he never did drugs, did he? No, he never did. He never tried. He made the drugs He's doing the drugs No, he never did drugs, did he? No, he never did He made the drugs Walter White This fictional character Anyway, it got me thinking about burner phones and it sparked an idea for a phoner Do you have a burner phone?

Or have you had one and why? Not so much for the reason of to try to get yourself off of your smartphone, but maybe you had a little secret or something. Sometimes I see people with two phones. And, you know, a lot of people that have two phones, one's a work phone. Yeah. But then that seems annoying.

I hate that. Same. I've always just been like, no, can you just all be on my one phone? But some work phones are far more restricted than ours. You can't go on to. Ours are just basically our phones. If we're on the Wi-Fi, it'll stop us going to things. But once you're out, you can go wherever you want.

Yeah, it's like Dad's paying for our bill. Like, we still can access everything. They don't see everything, eh? They don't see everything on our search numbers. They can't. They see everything. Do they? They see all your Justin Mamaw fan sites.

No, no, no, no, no. They don't, no way. They see everything. They don't, no way. Not on your phone. But that's why people have, they read all your messages, everything. That's actually insane. What's insane is that I still have a job.

Yeah, a lot of people have the extra phone because of work, but some people do have a burner phone. Maybe this could be a sort of semi-anonymous phone because maybe you've got it for a naughty little reason. Because I don't think anybody's going to call up and say, yeah, I've got a phone because I'm having an affair. It's just not going to happen. Well, they can text in.

9696. They'll call in and say, I found my partner's burner phone when they were having an affair. Oh, yeah, have you found a burner phone? Yeah, great. I'd love to hear those stories too. Oh, my God, yeah, went looking in the back of the wardrobe. You're like, what's this?

And how did they explain their way out of a burner phone? Yeah. Why do you have two phones? It's the burner phoner. Why do you have two phones? Why have you got two phones? 0800 dials at M, 9696. Have you found one?

Do you have one? Why? What was the story behind this extra phone? I think this is almost an impossible phoner topic because nobody's going to admit to having a phone to have an affair. We shall see. We'll see. 0800-DARLS-IT-M.

Give us a call. If you have a burner phone or if you've ever found a burner phone, meaning like a little secondary phone, secret phone. Yeah. Because more and more people are getting them now to unplug from the smartphone world. But also, historically, they've been used for naughty things. Yeah, to me, the term burner phone shouldn't be used for a dumb...

It's just a dumb phone. Just a dumb phone that you can't get on the internet. Yeah. There's a $44 4G mobile phone made by Moby Waya Hinto at Harvey Norman for $44. See, this is the thing. You can unwind eyes. The 2 Degrees mobile phone Alcatel at

Woolies for $59. See, you're not going to be in bed scrolling through that before sleep, are you? Unless you can play Snake. Unless it's got Snake. Oh, you just have games on it? It won't have games, will it? It might have the most basic of games. Oh, okay. Well, maybe you still...

Oh, I'll play Snake all day. I'll play Snake till that Snake fills up the whole screen. You'll be up till 2am playing Snake. Claudia, why did you have a burner phone? I had one because when I used to get grounded when I was younger, taking my phone away is like taking my life light away. So I had a backup one so I could still text my friends and my boyfriend and everything without my parents knowing. Oh, you little shite.

Now, first question. I love that. What kind of stuff are you getting grounded for? I kind of remember just, you know, stupid teenager stuff. Arson. Just a bit of arson, I reckon. Yeah, side arson. Strict parents or naughty girl?

No, my parents weren't that strict, to be honest. Naughty girl. Naughty girl. And did they have any idea about the burner phone? Yeah, I told them about it, like, years later, and my dad actually found it really funny and thought, like, it was quite smart as well. Yeah, kind of proud of you in a way.

Was mum not happy, though? Was she a bit salty? Mum was kind of surprised, but it was always dad that gave out the punishment. Oh really? My mum was the punish giver. The punish giver. Patsy the punish giver.

Claudia, thank you. Some messages in. I found a hidden phone at the bottom of my husband's overnight bag hidden under the lining of the bag. He was a truck driver. No, you don't want to find that. Been married 22 years at that stage. Long story short, multiple girlfriends over two different apps.

But I played a game first, got myself a new SIM card and borrowed a phone and played a game with him and his 27-year-old girlfriend for a week before I confronted him. Okay. Do you know what? He's 27. You hear this and you? 27? That girl was five years old when you got married.

I would do the same thing. I think once I emotionally recovered from discovering that my partner was having an affair, I'd be like, yeah, let's play with this. Your partner has trouble maintaining one phone, let alone two. Well, I've always said that if he was having, if I discovered Aaron was having an affair, I'd just be

proud of him. Yeah. Sort, yeah. For sort of like being able to get that all together. I'd be like, you enjoy that, my boy. You've worked hard for that. You were. You were. You've learned some new skills. Yeah, I'm proud of you. I have a burner phone to communicate with the narcissistic father of my child. That way I don't have to be anxious that he can message

me or call me whenever he wants. I'll only turn it on at certain times to communicate with him. So you're limiting access to you. Yeah. That's kind of smart, yeah. My husband's mother has a burner phone because she thinks the government can track her through a smartphone. Lol.

She calls or sends a text and then takes the battery and the SIM card straight out of the phone. It's insane. You can never call her. What? She has to call you. Oh, that's nuts. Come on.

Yeah, we're all good, you know. It's probably not, she's not tracking you, Hon. I don't care. Yeah. The government doesn't care about you. She's like, you would say that. You're the media. You're working for the government.

We're the mainstream media. We work with a guy who's a flat earther. He has a normal phone for work, but outside of work he has a cheap burner phone. Apparently 4 and 5G creates radiation and the government's listening in on our phone calls. Oh, wow. Oh. Oh, wow. Oh. Oh, God. It's sad when people go down these holes, isn't it?

I lived in a boarding house throughout high school and we had to hand in our phones every night so we all had basic burner phones. So you could keep texting. We hand in these real shitty ancient bricks that clearly weren't our real phones because they were handing in the burner phones. Keeping the good phones.

Oh, keeping the good smartphones. Keeping the good ones. That's clever. I mean, the school phones. Keeping the good phones. Oh, keeping the good ones. That's clever. I mean, the school would know exactly what's happening. Yeah. Bill, is this your phone, is it? Is it really? Really?

You're a 16-year-old with this phone? My friend has a Huawei which holds two SIMs. Oh, yeah. One passcode unlocked his normal life. One passcode unlocked his mistress life. Well, the thing now with modern phones, you can have, I think, is it 10 eSIMs? But you can still access them.

But do different passcodes unlock different profiles? Or just different phone numbers? You can just turn the line off. But the messages would still be in your messages. Yeah, they would be. This sounds like two different profiles. Yeah, wow, okay. Good lordish. I mean, they're just basically little computers. I can't say where you couldn't. Yeah. Yeah, they would be. This sounds like two different profiles. Yeah, wow, okay. Good lordish.

I mean, they're just basically little computers. I can't say where you couldn't. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. I had to burn a phone to sell D-words. D-words? You can say drugs.

Oh, drugs. Drugs. No, D-words. Oh, my God. D-words. They're drug sellers listening to the show. Imagine going to a party and being like, hey, we're going to do some D-words.

Anybody got any D-words? Well, this guy does. He deals in the D-word. Play ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Play ZM. You know how I got scammed? Not scammed, but the bank called me and said I had to cancel my card and all that because I used a dodgy ATM. Because the ATM down the road from your house had one of those things on it.

Yeah. And like everyone in my community had to get new cards. Yeah. Was it just a camera they put in? Yeah. It wasn't even a skimmer, was it? Yeah. And we actually did go back and through our account and no money had been taken.

But lots of people had heaps taken. Yeah. Like people on the community pages were like, yeah, they took $20. Yeah, took everything. Oh, what? Yeah. Some people got like absolutely cleaned out. And then we had nothing. I think they just marked that ATM as dodgy and then we got picked up.

That's why I always use ATMs under an umbrella. I have a mini umbrella and I just like. Like a cocktail umbrella. You pop it up over your car. I do, yeah. Little paper one. And then I put my pin in. So the card gets guided in

under the guise of the umbrella and then the umbrella shifts to above the keypad. And then I fold down the mini cocktail umbrella and pop it in my wallet. Wow, that is genius. It's a pink one. Do you want to see it? It's lovely. I trust you. I don't need to see it. I believe you. I've got it in. It's a pink one. Do you want to see it? Yeah, no, no, I trust you. I trust you. I've got it in there. I don't need to see it.

I believe you. I use my built-in sort of God-given umbrella. The hands. The hands. Always cover the ATM thing. But in shops, I'm less like that because I'm, you know, like the shop assistant always looks away. They always do that thing where they're like,

just enter your pin. Why was I putting my pin yesterday and didn't pay away? Oh, because I was using a different account. I've got two accounts and one of them's hooked to one and one's hooked to the other. And I like had... Thank you for explaining your bank account structure. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, money spread everywhere with me.

I'm lost. I still write cheques. Yeah, I know. It's really annoying when we go out for dinner and one of us covers the bill and you're like, here's a cheque. I'll write you a cheque. Yeah, and I'm like, I'll just cover you. One's like annoying when we go out for dinner and one of us covers the bill and you're like, here's a check. I'll write you a check. Yeah, and I'm like, I'll just cover you. One's like, don't cash it yet. Don't cash it. Can you just end of the month?

I'm going to post out this check, yeah. End of the month. Next payday. Next payday. Anyway, so yesterday I mentioned earlier I went shopping to get a few last minute things and I was at the till and the woman put all the stuff together and like this

and was putting it in a bag and then she went, beep, beep, like this. Yeah. You know, pops up on the EFTPOS machine and was putting it in a bag and then she went, beep, beep, like this. Yeah. You know, pops up on the FPOS machine and I inserted my card. And then like, instead of doing that classic thing where you, you know, they sort of awkwardly look away or keep busy or look over your head

and you're always like. It's such a weird dance. Such a funny dance with them being like, I'm not looking, I've got no interest in what your pin number is. She just like looked right at the pin pad. It was like so strange. It's the first time I've ever had it. Just straight up was just like. That's a

good thing about pay wave, right? You just go boop and there's no weird where do they look when you're putting in the pin. I know. She's just like I couldn't care less because I don't see anything. Yeah. Are you sure she was looking at the pin? 100% her eyes were just like She wasn't like daydreaming? Daydreaming of a

pin. Daydreaming of taking all my money. Like it was the weirdest thing. And I sort of was like, I went, da, da, da, da, da. And I looked up and saw her just watching my hand. And I was like, excuse me? I sort of had a weird look at her. And then she was just like, have a great day. Like there was no acknowledgement or no her snapping away being like,

oh, I wasn't looking. You know, like if she was in a daydream and then saw that I'd seen, she was just like, yeah I saw it. She was probably like stupid pin. Yeah, she's like dumb pin. She probably judges pins. Oh my god. I would do that if I worked in retail. No you don't. You would do the dance.

I was just like, one, one, one, one. You'd be like, you absolute fool. You idiot. You do the dance of looking away. I was just like, one, one, one, one, you'd be like, you absolute fool. You idiot, yeah. Like, you do the dance of looking away. I was like, she was young as well. Maybe she was so young, she was like, what's that you're putting up? Yeah. Everybody else just goes, doot. Yeah, the lady in the dairy did that, but she overlooked away the other day

because I remember it because it was odd. She like, I got my card out and she was just like. And then just like looked up at a corner at nothing. I was like, you don't need to go that far. Yeah, yeah, make it normal. When you worked in retail, did anybody pick up the machine and like hold her hand and do a secret pin? Yeah.

Did anybody get out their little cocktail umbrella? Shockingly, no. No, okay. When I worked in retail, because we didn't have like a cradle. Yeah. You know, like lots of places have a cradle. Some of them have them on the bench. Oh, yeah, just the cordless ones have to sit in the cradle to charge.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whereas we had them wired. So, yeah, people would pick them up all the time. And this is where pay wave wasn't so everything. So people always had to put in their phone. Anyway, I just found it very strange. She's just always like, like she's memorised it. Then I was like, what do I do now?

Well, I guess you just wait for your money to be siphoned out of your account. Just taken out. She's memorising my number. It's probably on your Wikipedia page. Someone's added in. Do you think it was strange she was asking for your mother's maiden name as well? Yeah. Yeah, and I was like, why?

Robinson, what's that? Yeah, yeah. Why do you need all this information? I just want to buy some undies. Play ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. What's your jobby? What's your jobby? What's your jobby? What's your jobby?

We welcome Rebecca to What's Your Jobby. Good morning, Rebecca. Good morning. Oh, authoritative voice. Authoritative matter of fact. Yeah, matter Jobby. Good morning, Rebecca. Good morning. Oh, authoritative voice. Authoritative matter of fact. Yeah, matter of fact. Good morning. Nice, clean, clear voice there, Rebecca. Now, we're going to ask you three questions,

Rebecca, and then try to guess your job. Can I go first? Yeah, go. Do you work regular, normal hours, like what people would class as a 9 to 5? Yeah, I do 7.30 to 4.30. Okay, so you're in the same. Great, so we're talking office.

I'm doing office. We're talking regular. Regular office. Some sort of corporate situation. 3.30 to 4.30 is regimented because teachers would tell us their lover. I'm getting a sales vibe. You're going sales? I'm always feeling towards HR.

Oh, really? Okay. Yeah. She's getting a sales vibe. You're going sales? I was feeling towards HR. Oh, really? Yeah. I'm getting a sales vibe there. So if we know, could we office? Yeah, shall I say, are you based in the office? Are you based in the office? No. Oh, shit. Well, that's just totally written down. You've actually

abandoned me in my hour of need. You've got F all information. This is right sale. She's out and about. She's out. She's on the road. What do they call those people that put Coke in the fridges?

Yeah. Yeah, on merchandisers. Merchandisers! Yeah, yeah. Put Coke in the fridge! A vending machine? A professional? No, they go to dairies and they're like, how many do you need today?

No, but she wouldn't work 7.30 to 4.30 that strict. You'd be on the move. It wouldn't be that. No, but that's what our friend Todd did, and he was kind of like that. 7.30 to 4.30. But 7.30 is a bit earlier. What should I say? Are you on your feet?

She's not on her feet. Are you on your feet for all the day? No, that's not specific enough. You've absolutely left me in the lurch here. Well, don't blame us. I was going to ask her if she liked her job, but that was a side question. Don't answer. That's a side question.

That doesn't help us. Rebecca, Rebecca, Rebecca. 7.30 till 4.30. Oh. Retail. Yeah, because it's not an office. Retail. Or cafe, cafe.

Cafe. Yeah, because they'll shut at 4.30. Nah, that's even late for a cafe. They open early but shut later. If you're opening a cafe at 7.30, bloody hell, you've missed the breakfast rush. Oh, shoot. Okay, we need a question. Oh, shoot.

Do you wear a uniform as your job, as part of your job? No. No uniform. Rebecca, is your jobby a retail assistant? No. I knew it too. I knew it. What is your job?

I'm a ceramic manufacturer, so I just work for a ceramic company. You work for a what? A ceramic company. A ceramic. a what? A ceramic company. A ceramics. We would never have guessed ceramics. That's too hard. What do you do for the ceramics place? So I make things using, like, clay and moulds.

Oh, my God. That was literally going to be my question. It's actually opened up my world of questioning, though, for the future of what's your job be. Like, are you working in a creative capacity? Or do you work with your hands? You know, something like that. Do you work with your hands?

Creative. Oh, sorry, Rebecca. Wow, what's the ceramics company called? Anko. Anko. Anko. Anko. Don't say Anko over time.

I wouldn't say you're cheap Chinese. Rebecca, is Anko your major competitor? No. Oh, okay. She's more of a specialist. The point is she wants to be even put in the same category as Anko. She's more specialist. She wants to be even put in the same category as Anka. She's like, hot turd. She went hot, put on that

thing. Rebecca, thank you. Good morning, Paige. Good morning. Welcome to What's Your Job? I'm going to go first. Hayley's going to go first because... Because you... I'm not good to finish. I'm not a good finisher. Okay, Paige, do you create something as part of your job?

No. Okay. I reckon she's early childhood or marketing. Sure. Her name's Paige. She's only 20. You wrap it up. You're feeling confident.

You could say everyone in a job is creating something. That was a stupid question. No, it wasn't. Because you're either building a house or making pots or making artwork. But if she's an early childhood teacher, she's creating a bit of future. Yeah, exactly. Okay, you go second then, Fletch. Do you work in an office?

No, and not, yes. Okay. Nah, that felt like it's not, that's not, that's not. She's a flip-flopper. Wearing a blazer and some comfortable kitten heels. Or she's like a merchandise person. She's a merchandiser. She's a merchandiser. Do you visit?

One of these callers has to be a merchandiser. Do you restock shelves in places? No. She's not a merchandiser, guys. God damn it. Now you're on your own. I put all my eggs in the basket. Now you're on your own.

Did you ask your question? Yeah. What was your question? I said, do you work in an office? She's like, in and out. Okay, in and out of the office, not creating anything, not a merchandiser. Could be a police officer. Remember we had a police officer once, didn't we?

She's either a bobby hitter or a teacher. And they go in and they're like, I arrested this guy at 12.42. But that's not their name. She's a cop. With the office, I guess I am in the same place all day. Oh, shit. Okay, she's not a cop.

She's a teacher. And then she's in the office. She's in a classroom. Oh, yeah. Or a staff room. You reckon it's a teacher? Paige, are you a teacher? No, I'm not.

Oh. Puss. Nurse, nurse, nurse. No, because that's in. No, that's not. That's not. Paige, what's your job? I'm a nurse.

Oh, shit. Sorry. God damn it. Dan, that was a... We don't get a fourth question. No, we don't. Or a second guess. Okay, unfortunately, shit. Sorry. God damn it! Dan, that was a... We don't get a fourth question. No, we don't. Or a second guess. Okay, unfortunately, Paige...

Oh, for God's sake, we have to get this. Have we got... Is Laura there? I believe so. Laura, good morning. Morning. How are you? This is our last chance, Laura, to give away some cash.

You can do this. We can do this. You can do this. Okay, just tell it. I just need to hear her voice. We're not hearing enough. Laura, tell us what you ate for breakfast this morning. That's not a question.

That's just to hear her talk. Okay. I've just stopped at the petrol station to get a coffee and a muffin. Okay. You work in the outdoors. She's some sort of construction or landscaper. Okay, that's my question.

Laura, do you work predominantly outdoors? Absolutely not. Okay. All right. We went to landscaper. That's... What a waste of a question. Do you work outdoors?

The answer, she's given us a bit of a clue there. Absolutely not. Laura, do you work... Does she have to study? That we haven't asked that today about a tertiary education. Did you need a tertiary education for your job? Yep.

Teacher. Good luck, Flesh. She's an early childhood teacher. You reckon she's a teacher? She said absolutely not, though. Do you work for someone that makes you question the future of mankind, was my question. Because then I was going to say teacher. Shall I just answer? No, she's not a teacher

because she said absolutely not when I asked if she works outside. Yeah, but teachers work inside. But they go outside. You wouldn't say

absolutely not. Yeah, okay. That's true. She's a masseuse. Oh, I think she's just in the office. Do you work with people? Like service?

Do you work with the detached people as part of your job? No. Okay, do you work with people like do you do you work with the people as part of your job no i okay do you work in an office um yes oh that's not this is we've done that she's a lawyer she's uh she's tertiary educated she can i change that answer a little bit like traditionally no but i do oh thanks it's really clarifying traditionally your job would not be office based but you Like, traditionally, no, but I do. Oh, thanks. It's really clarified. Traditionally, your job would not be office-based,

but you are office-based. Correct. Yeah, I think she does admin for construction. Where is that coming from? Where is that coming from? She's given me energy. What, because of the early morning stop to get some fuel? To get a coffee and a muffin.

I don't know. What are we going for? Do you... Go for one. Are you... Are you a... Baker. No.

No. She's a cafe owner. She's in an office, but not traditionally. She's not a cafe owner. Why would she have stopped to get... I don't know. Why is she selling the business? She's trying the competitor's muffins.

Margaret Research. Can I give you another wee clue? Yes, because we want to give you 100 bucks. Come on. Yeah, I would really like $100. Yeah. You've mentioned my profession today already. For God's sake.

Oh, merchandiser. Traditionally known. No, she's a teacher. You reckon? Okay, go. Are you a teacher? Laura, are you a teacher? I'm a nurse.

No! Wait, what? Damn it. How are you office based? Because I work in mental health, so we work in an office, not a hospital. Oh, for God's sake.

So you work in mental health as well. And we don't give you no money. My mental health is just plummeting. Oh, George. You're going to have to go and see one of your friends. I like that. We should give her a raise just for that zinger, I think. It was a good vibe.

It was a good joke. Why don't we give her a call of the week instead? Oh, great idea. We'll give her some McCafe. She'll get you more muffins. She loves a muffin and a coffee. It's proven. Thanks to our mates

at McCafe. $50 McCafe voucher for you. Well done. Boom. We didn't win. Clay, Zed Enns, Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Paywalls are for suckers. You can get round them

and here's the proof. A university, in fact, this happens at a few universities, but Arizona State University has been held up as like a great example of it because it doesn't get cold in Arizona. And you know what old people don't like? Being cold.

Oh, yeah, okay. So there are other universities that have these, but they're all in areas that experience like the seasons, basically. They're very cold of winter. They're very warm of summer. But in Arizona, it gets hot, but it never gets cold. So they have a Mirabella. Mirabella is the name of basically a retirement village within a university.

Lovely. That you can pay to become part of if you buy the unit. Yeah. You pay to become part of it. And then there's a rent every year like it would be if you were living in a retirement village. Like what do you call it? Like a body corp fee?

But it's not just living there and the grounds and everything being taken care of for the body corp you get included in that is food, utilities housekeeping maintenance, local transport free local transportation and and access to health care.

And you get to learn. So you've got a nurse on call the entire time. And the university is included as part of that. And you can do whatever course you want. Oh, my God. What would you do? Because you're not looking for a career. There was a lady the other day, I think it was Stanford,

105, got a degree. Because you're just doing it for passion, to just keep learning, right? But why don't you just do what every other old person does and just do a crossword or Sudoku and watch a chase? Yeah. Oh, the chase would be... It's not quite the same as advanced learning.

Yeah, true. What would you do if you didn't need to turn it into a career, you didn't need to earn money from it, what would you go and study if you were at this fun university with free drinks and food? Molecular biology. Really? Wow!

This lady they talked to said there's no pressure to pass. You can just go and sit and just be like, interesting. I do like history or something because I'm really into history. Are they the only people on campus or are they mixed in? No, no, no. It's a full-blown university. Oh, no.

They'd be worse than the adult students. They wouldn't hear. I'll be off to the party. They'd have to sit in the front row. This lady in her 70s said, first year I took classes in media studies, cultural geography, government, and politics, and now I'm taking a course on woman in film.

And basically, like you said about not being good at history, seek studies in areas that I have never really known a lot about. Yeah, yeah. That's actually quite cool. And then on Fridays you're like, hey, we're getting crunk tonight, kids. No one's saying crunk anymore.

Nanny wants to come and get crunk. Play ZM's Fletchford and Hayley. Play ZM. Okay, we head to Czech Republic. Oh, yeah. Where an MMA fighter by the name of Lukas Bukovic had just been brutally defeated in the ring in front of thousands of people.

Now, you would think, if you had the idea that after your MMA fight, that you would get on one knee and publicly propose to your girlfriend, you would think that after being absolutely defeated, like absolutely slayed, that you might not do it, right? You'd be like,

this feels like something you do on the back of a win. Yeah, you're high. You're high, we're up, we're celebrating. And by the way, I love you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. But anyway, he got beaten in this match. It was announced that his opponent had won. And then he still just took the moment.

And his girlfriend was in the ring. And he gets down on one knee in front of the audience who start cheering. They're like, great. We've come back around. So it's like he's going to get a win today. It's a big arena. It's a big arena. Huge.

Like when you see them on the TV, right? Thousands of people. People love going to watch people get their shit brutally kicked out of them. That's the thing with MMA is you're getting kicked in the head. A lot. It's a lot. Anyway, so down he goes. The umpire or whoever, the announcer, comes on over with the microphone.

And he's down there. He says something in his native language. Yeah. And the girlfriend, you just see this look go over her face, and you're like, oh no. Oh no, what's happening? What's happening?

She puts her hand over her face like this, not tears, not proposal tears. She's trying to. She says no. Okay, you just say yes, and then you leave the ring and the stadium, and then you're like, hey, look. Yes. Lukey Petrova.

You really put me on the spot, Lucas Bukovas. You're like, you put me on the spot there. I am saying no, though. I didn't want to embarrass you, but I know I don't want to marry you. Exactly. But she just said no. And then apparently in a translation that I've since found, she actually said no, and also, why would you ask me this?

You cheated on me. And the audience goes crazy. It's weird. And then his trainer throws water on it. It's not a classy moment. It sounds like some kind of old episode of Jerry Springer or something. It feels like it.

Jeremy Kyle. The WWE. Yeah, it does. Not the MMA. And he's come out online and was like, I didn't cheat on her and all this kind of stuff. But publicly beaten twice in the ring. Yeah.

I mean, absolutely terrible. So I want to know, because I always think this, even if it was remotely public, if my partner proposed to me, I'd be like, oh my God, yes. And then I'd leave and be like, I'm sorry, but I didn't want to embarrass you, but I can't do that. I know I don't want to marry you. I'd do it privately.

But I want to know when someone straight out the gate declined the proposal. Were people watching? Or maybe you've proposed. Will you accept calls from people that said yes and then said yes in public and then a no in public? If she doesn't, I will. Yeah, so you know what I'm saying. I won't accept those calls, but Vaughn will. I will accept those calls. Okay, you will, but you won't. Yeah, yeah. I will. Yeah, so you know what I'm saying. I won't accept those calls, but Vaughn will.

I will accept those calls. Okay, you will, but you won't. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so we want to know. When they come in. We want to know when somebody turned down your proposal, or did you turn down a proposal? Yeah, and like how many, like how bad was it?

How embarrassing? Were people watching? Oh, you just say yes and then say no later. Yeah. Surely. But also, I feel like, well, Kiwis admit to this, so, like, it's a bit embarrassing. It's probably in the past and you were like, oh.

Imagine if it was, like, at a family event, your whole family's here and you're like, no, I don't want to do that. Just say yes. Just say yes. Talk about it in the car. Just take the ring on your finger. Okay, 0800DARLS.M.

Give us a call. You can text her anonymously as well. 9696. When was the proposal outright declined? Gosh, goodness. We want to know. Golly gosh. Golly gosh.

Boy, oh boy. We would like to know when you declined the proposal or your proposal was declined because an MMA fighter publicly in front of thousands of people had his proposal declined. And this is what always makes me cringe about these public proposals is you kind of forcing their hand. Now, we have had a message through being like, if you're in a long-term relationship and

you say no, like, why are you in this long-term relationship? But I can imagine that it would like shock you sometimes into realising actually that's not the future I want. You know, maybe the question kind of makes you realise that's not what I want. When I was proposed to, I said yes and you know what a waste of time

that was. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding, I was trying to say something mean and then I backed out. And then it fell back. Well you're just, what you mean is you're just waiting for the wedding, aren't you? Waiting for the wedding. That's fine. But I happily said yes. Yeah, because when was the proposal?

Like, not... 20... 28... How old am I? It was two days before my 30th birthday. I'm turning 35 in a few months. Right. Okay.

No, it's fine. It's good. It's good. It's just making sure. Just making sure he's the one. Some messages in. Okay. My husband proposed to me at Tiffany & Co.

Oh. Posh. Oh, posh. Tiffany & Co. Always. Yeah, okay. Well, I said, what about breakfast at Tiffany's? She said, I think I remember the film.

I thought you said that's what the text was. I think we both kind of liked it, and I guess that's one thing we've got. Don't do this. My husband proposed to me at Tiffany & Co in Sydney eight years ago

with help from all the staff and they were all watching me to take the ring. Like a Tiffany's & Co flash mob. Yeah.

And I could just not decline in that atmosphere but I missed the timing to reject it afterwards and here I am. Is it too late now? Oh, my.

They can't be serious. They can't be serious. Wait, are you being a silly bugger? They've been engaged for eight years, what, married for six? Okay. Just never miss the chance to say no. Obviously, yeah.

To bow out. Sometimes you just sort of fall through life. Yeah, here you are. I'd broken up with a guy after about five months. He kept wanting to catch up to talk. I was like, I suppose I owe him an air closure.

We met up to talk and he got down on one knee in coffee culture. I was mortified. I hissed at him, you get up, you get up now. Stand up.

Everyone was watching and ready to clap. If you're going to propose to me, take me to McCafe, the show sponsor, where great things are brewing. Thank you. Thank you, Vaughan, for covering the show sponsor there. You know me. I love making this company money.

I know. You're a company man. I know how to make it up in the morning. Vaughan job satisfaction? I said, we've got to make good money for the company. It's about making money for the company. My ex asked me on a rugby field that we met on, and I said no in front of his entire rugby team before his final game.

Oh, no. At least say no after the game. Oh, God. Did he lose? Follow up. Yeah, how did that? Did it make him play better? Yeah.

Or did he, like, run into the goal post because he was misty-eyed? Misty-eyed. My Nana was proposed to six different times between the age of 51 and 66. We got a hot Nana. She sounds like a hot Nana. She sounds like a hot Nana. She said yes in public

when she was asked each time, but then later declined it. Old man, just be horny as. She said no in the privacy of her own home, she offered them the rings back. Four of them told her to keep the ring, but my main ring is one of her wedding proposal rings. Oh, so she's like,

I'll take the ring. Yeah, I'll take it. Right. If you're just going to be leaving them. Man, these rest homes, eh? Yeah. Absolute horndogs. Friend of mine declined a proposal. She said yes, but then at home she said, I wanted to be respectful and not embarrass you in front of everybody. Yes.

Called off the relationship, and two weeks later we see online and used the same ring and proposed to his work colleague. Oh, my God. A friend organised a room at a fancy hotel in the viaduct and arranged a huge reception party in the bar downstairs. She'd been hinting at him for years and then she said no. What? Why? He had to go downstairs after

an hour or two and tell everyone to go home. Why? Oh no, I would have just changed. I would have just changed. I would just text a friend and be like, deal with this. Yeah, yeah. Make them go. I'm not coming down. Make them go. Broke off an engagement. It was four months after the question. You're right, the question shocks you. You get taken up in the moment.

You say yes, you want to be respectful, and then you've got to pluck up the courage to not only say no, but also take back. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That time. I thought my wife was saying no because the first words out of her mouth were F off, but no, she was just shocked. Just shocked.

She then said yes. Okay, so that's actually a reverse of most of the. Why would you? I'm just going back to the other one. Hinting, hinting, hinting, hinting, hinting. Yeah, and then. He does it. No.

She says no. She's cheating. You're sending some mixed messages. That's mixed messages. And that's what we women, you know, we get stereotyped as being those people that send these mixed messages. And this is why. Because of girls like this.

And then we get a bad rap for sending these bad messages. But I'm not. It's cases like this. And then we get a bad rap for sending these bad messages, but I'm not. It's cases like this that give us that image of playing boys like us. It's not everyday occasions where a man or another partner will ask, are you okay? I'm fine. It's a mixed message.

I'm fine, you should know why I'm not. Ah, there it is. I want you to want to know why I'm not fine. I want you to want to know. The fact that you have to ask, no, I'm not. Ah, there it is. I want you to want to know why I'm not fine. I want you to want to know. The fact that you have to ask. Yeah. No, I'm fine. My daughter's... I don't think she's fine for me. Ignore this and move on.

Oh, wow. Ignore me. Ignore me and move on. Why don't you move on with someone else? My daughter's father proposed. My daughter's father proposed and we weren't even together at the time. So I said what the F makes you want to think I'd marry you? Oh, jeez, that's brutal.

What about my attitude would even have given proposed to me vibes? What is wrong with you? That's a good way to know you. You don't want that to be the response

to do you want to marry me? What is wrong with you? What is wrong with you? What the hell would give you that idea? At least you're getting a firm answer and no mixed messages.

No mixed messages. Straight up. No mixed messages here. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. It's time for... Fact of the Day. Day, day, day, day. Yeah. Today's, this week's Fact of the Day theme is

the liberties that went to school together. It's a short week and I was not in the mood, so. That's fine, I'm enjoying it. This is easy for you. It's easy peasy. I like this, it's good, it's interesting. Way better than calendar week. But the problem is now I've found some shit on your face.

We will never forget calendar week. No, calendar week was a great week. It wasn't. Space week was a good week. Space week was a calendar week. No, calendar week was a great week. It wasn't. Space week was a good week. Space week was a great week. Calendar week. Just count your best week. Calendar week.

I enjoyed calendar week a lot. I don't remember a single thing about it other than those strange 78 seasons. But the problem is now, I've seen watery toad on a frog. This is the worst week in fact of the day. Watery toad on a frog. Rainy lump of coal season That was Japan Racist

We're not being racist It was silly It was just Facts we didn't need to know Really going to Japan It was long It was contrived The problem is now

I've found too many Good examples of celebrities Reel them off Cream them all in Tomorrow I might just do a reel Okay But today I want to give Special time to an Australian situation

of two celebrities that went to school together. Oh, okay. And he was with brothers. It never even occurred to me that these two would be friends. I don't know why. They're both very well-known, high-profile Australian actors of exactly the same age. Is it Margot Robbie?

No, it's Naomi Watts. It's Naomi Watts. It's Naomi Watts. And I know this. Heath Ledger. No. No. Heath Ledger and the girl that's good friends with Seth Rogen in the movies with the Seth Rogen movies.

What is her name? Rose. Rose. Mick. Rose Byrne. Rose Byrne. Heath Ledger and Rose Byrne went to school together. They were very good friends. Did they? Nicole Kidman. Nicole Kid Rose Byrne Went to school together They were very good friends

Did they? Nicole Kidman Nicole Kidman and Naomi Watts Went to school together Did they? Of course They went to North Sydney Girls High North Sydney Girls

Is it a posh school? Is it fine? It kind of Because I googled North Sydney Girls High And then it was going to put An alumni to see who else went Yep

No one else of that. But lots of scientists and stuff. But it came up that, you know when you like posh schools sit on that ranking. North Sydney Girls High School ranking 2023. Where they rank in the term of schools. HSC school ranking

trend. I don't know what that means. It looks alright. Which Sydney school did Jemay go to? Jemay. She's far out. It is a serious question. I don't know. It was some bloody rural.

That was a private Sydney school. Jemay private school. What school was it filmed at? We looked this up once. Hilford Girls Grammar School. There you go. That was her school. Jemay King. That looked was it filmed at? We looked this up once. Hilford Girls Grammar School. There you go. That was her school. Jermaine King.

That looked povo the way. No, she went to a flash private school. And then they lost the money and had to go to a public school. Okay, that's why it was povo. Yeah. I'm allowed to say that I went to a DSL 1 primary school. Yeah, I can't say that having gone to a DSL 10. Our windows at school went up.

Yeah. They were wooden and school went up. Yeah. They were wooden and they went up and you could hear the weights in the frame of the windows. Oh, that's poor. That's poor though. Ours were shutters. And if someone broke the window, it was a whole ordeal.

They had to come out and put the putty. The putty. The putty in, yeah. They had to putty the windows. You break a window, they'd have to take it and they'd take it and scrap out all the old putty. And then they'd cut a piece of glass to fit in, they'd put it in, they'd put more putty. It's not a competition.

Whose school was more povo? Oh, I wouldn't, I'd lose that one. Mine was in a heritage listed building. Oh. And it wasn't freezing cold? No, there were like two bits. It was like a 70s wing where most of the classes were. But the main like old school building of Queen Margaret's was this...

Who loved it? ...villory. Ours was old, but no one dare list it with anything. Oh, yeah, right. Council red tapes are a nightmare the minute you get a heritage-listed building. Other than earthquake non-safe. Yeah, that'll do it. That'll do it.

So today's fact of the day... Oh, I thought you were going to give us more. No, that's tomorrow's. I'm going to cram it in tomorrow. Yeah, tomorrow we're just going to ram it in. Ram it in Tomorrow I'm going to wrap it up Or we're going to cram it in tomorrow Yeah tomorrow We're just going to Ram it in Ram it in Ram it in Ram it in

A whole list of celebrities That went to school together Today's fact of the day Naomi Watts Nicole Kidman Old school friends Fact of the day Day

Day Day Day Yeah Do do do do do Do do do do do Do do do do do Do do do do do Do do do do do Do do do do do Do I've been doing this thing recently

We did it at dinner the other day And Aaron said something and I was like No And then I found out I was wrong Yeah And I've sort of had to be checking myself a bit more. And then yesterday, because one time, one time in my life, I couldn't find my passport and I had to get an emergency one.

Yeah. One time. It's a pretty big one. He now is always like, where's your passport? You don't know where it is. You know what happened last time. Do you remember last year? We were after the show. We were going to Melbourne for the weekend. And I said to you time. Do you remember last year? We were, after the show,

we were going to Melbourne for the weekend and I said to you on air, you were away, eh? Or I didn't care. Yeah, I think away mentally or physically, I can't remember.

I was literally drifting away mentally from this until you dragged me back in with a, you pointed at me and I was like, what did he just say? I think it was that week

you were sick or something. Oh yeah, it sounds about right. And I said to you, we were doing this show. Sickly little child with a, you pointed at me and I was like, what did he just say? I think it was that week you were sick or something. Oh yeah, that sounds about right. And I said to you, we were doing this show. Sickly little child. Yeah, you are. He's cold, eh? Terrible little immune system. Cold.

You do have a bad immune system. That's what we need to get him for his birthday next year, just a big pack of singlets. Yeah. This is why I keep saying, get the gut health. You need to be on the kimchi's. And the, okay. Well, anyway. And the viral X.

And I said to you. I'm drifting away again mentally. I'm drifting away. Come, anyway. And the viral X. And I said to you. I'm drifting away again mentally. I'm drifting away. Come back, come back. As a joke, I said to you, do you have your passport? And I was like, yeah. And the look on your face.

I didn't have it. You didn't. No, but I knew where it was. Right, but your fiance had to sit in peak hour traffic with everyone else driving to work to bring the passport to work. And then we zipped to the airport.

Yeah. Anyway, but because we're renovating, like nowhere in our house has a home. It's like a tip. It's awful. Nowhere has a home. But I knew where it was. In my head, visually, I could visualize where the passport was.

So yesterday when Aaron was like, you've got your passport out? I was like, yes. And he was like, have you got it out? And I said, no, but I know where it is. He was like, do you? And I said, yes. And like I kind of back off. Like, oh, yes, I know where it is.

It's fine. Didn't know where it was, did you? I opened the drawer off. Like, oh, yes, I know where it is. It's fine. Didn't know where it was, did you? I opened the drawer where I thought it was, and it wasn't there. And I was like, oh, shit. Because that drawer that I opened up is literally like the one bit of furniture that has a drawer. Everything else, boxes. You should see the state of our garage. We've got a really big garage, and it's just storage.

So at this point, you're like, I need to locate my passport, but you can't show Aaron that you're looking. Yeah. He was, our friend was over and they were hanging out and I was like, do, do, do, do, do, do. Like, trying not to let him hear that I'm like, looking through my undead drawer, do, do, do, do, do, looking through this, looking through a box,

looking through a bag, looking through like nowhere, nowhere, nowhere. And I'm like, oh, shit. You fly literally in 26 hours. Then I had to do the little Google on my phone, like emergency passport, just in case, just in case. It was terrible. And I just had to underplay. I couldn't share the stress. I couldn't be like, oh, my God, babe, help me find it.

I can't look because I had been so dismissive of the idea that I didn't know where it was. No. No. Aaron, I know exactly where it is. No idea. The fact I found it is unbelievable. So you did find it. I found it.

It was in a tote bag filled with jewelry I don't wear and wires and a head massager and some massage balls. Why would you? In a tote bag, upstairs in my loft bit of the garage, underneath two bags of clothes. In the garage? Yeah, my dude. It was like nowhere. Where it was was completely nonsensical. You have to take more care.

It needs to go in that drawer. I know. It needs to go in the drawer. I know, but we polished that piece of furniture and emptied everything. Right. So it's just like, oh, my God. Anyway, found the passport. It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.

You are giving me a lot of stress here. You think? Yesterday, I was like, I'm going to have to go inside and be like, I don't know where it is. Anyway, so. You were right. Before you got to work, Vaughn, I said to Hayley, I said, how was your packing?

Because you said, I've packed everything. Well, I've got this amazing new suitcase. And I was like, did you fit everything in? And then that's when Hayley, and now get ready. I said, I've actually got half of the space still available. Get ready for my apology. Here it comes. It was a lot easier with the packing stuff.

Well, I didn't hear that. We didn't hear that. It was mumbly. Something about the radio in your third year is that you need to enunciate. Yeah, I just turned the music down. When it came to packing my suitcase to go Yeah, I just turn the music down. When it came to packing my suitcase to go away, it was actually a lot...

No, again, I just missed that bit. I have been told I have a very good voice. Speak to the back of the room, woman. Your ears are blasted from years of radio. I packed my new suitcase

and found I had lots of room left and I think probably someone that had to do yes when the thing is out. With the packing cells that you said that I should buy and that had to do yes when the thing is out. With the packing cells that you said that I should buy

and that I said is completely useless and stupid. I told you. And how great are they? And how great are they? They're so great. It's really just

everything just slipped into place. It was just sort of amazing. Did you go to Kmart? There's sort of just like six packing cells. Well, I actually, it's not my favourite aesthetically because I did go to Kmart

and I got a three pack because I found a couple in my garage that obviously Aaron's used. So they are mix matched. Right. And I'm taking some, I can't say that. Okay.

But I'm taking some other things for some other things. Yeah. And they're in different, so there's three different types of packing cells. Right. And boy, oh boy, they've really saved a lot of space. Wow. Apology accepted. To me, it just didn't make sense.

What you're actually doing is you're adding fabric by having the packing cells. And yet somehow there's more space. Packing within packing, isn't it? Yeah. Because I was just going to roll it all up and have it all in there. No, that's a monster move. I'll say it.

Are you what? They're life changing. They're what? They're life changing. Wow. They are life changing and I'm sorry. Apology accepted. Thank you.

Play. ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Well, a new study has suggested that women that like tall men rate themselves as attractive. Rate yourself? Rate yourself, do you? This is you. This is you.

You love tall men. What is I do love? I love just big men. Just all men. So if they're shorter, I want a bit of weight to you. Right. You know what I mean? A burla.

The study suggests that how a woman perceives herself can influence what traits she looks for in a partner. Right. And it suggests that women that rate themselves as good looking are more likely to be drawn to taller men. To big men. Because they, yeah, they think they deserve them. They think they deserve them. Deserve them. They think they deserve a tall man.

Yeah, they think they deserve them. Wow. Because they're good looking. So they're like, well, I deserve a tall man. I deserve a tall man. Tall being the sort of classically handsome trait. You say this because you yourself are tall, Hayley. You're like, well, I need the tall man because I'm taller.

Yeah, I like to be with a person that's taller. And when I'm already 179 centimetres, 5'10 and three quarters, 5'10 on my agent's profile. And you can ride a horse. And I can ride a horse. On your agent's profile, but not in real life. Do a brilliant Cockney accent. What was I saying this?

Oh, yeah, because I'm already tall. I like having someone a little bit taller. I wouldn't be opposed to dating someone shorter. But again, they're going to need to eat some food. Stack on a bit of pukka. What if they're a jockey, though, and they can't eat food because they've got to be under a weight limit? Yeah.

Well, perhaps not quite my type, but maybe they've got a charming personality. I never say never. I never say never. Now, as some side research I actually looked up. I can see you driving a horse float. Me driving the horse float? What, like a truck that's also a horse float?

Like a one-unit thing. And you'd stay in the back of that while they're racing. Well, I'm staying in the back. Are they racing? Is she racing them? No, the... No, my jockey boyfriend's racing. Oh, your jockey boyfriend's racing.

I don't think the jockey... The jockeys just kind of ride whatever horses are there, right? I don't know. They get assigned so many races. No, not Hayley's new jockey boyfriend. He's got a truck with a horse in it. He's got his own horse. Yeah.

Maybe he's not a jockey, he does equestrian. He's a jockey owner trainer, the rarest of the equestrian. I mean, there's money coming to this household. I actually looked up... There's a lot of money going out too. A lot. Horses. I looked up some actors who are taller than six foot four.

Oh, okay. Just as side research to help you out for your article. Okay, well, thank you. Nothing for me. The guy that plays Wookiees in Star Wars Tall He took over from Peter Mayhew who did Chewbacca So he was Chewbacca in the sequels

And then he played a couple of Wookiees since He's like 7'6", he's a Swedish Whoa, far out, that's crazy He's a good looking Because you know you're like 7'6", that's like Getting to the point where he may look out of proportion Yes He's a good looking dude too

You just let Vaughn Crowbar in some Star Wars nerd stuff I'll have it I'll let it go I'll let it pass Because it's about tall people So Ben Affleck Bigger than Wookiees or humans Ben Affleck is 6 foot 4

I had no idea he was that big I knew he was a tall man He's a unit But not I didn't know he was that tall I remember Matt Damon's 6 foot And I always just thought He was short

But he's not Yeah I always thought that too But he's standing beside Ben Affleck Jacob Elordi. He's tall. He's 6'5". Is he that tall? 6'5". Are the Skarsgård brothers at all? They're 6'4".

Eric and Alexander. What about Bill? Bill? Bill Skarsgård, the one that plays the clown. He'll be a bit shorter. Winston Duke is 6'5". Jason Moore is 6'4". Not shorter. Winston Duke is 6'5". Jason Moore is 6'4". Not mad. The Rock is 6'5".

Man, these are some big boys. No, Bill Skaggard's, yeah, 1.92 metres. Yeah, that's tall, man. He's tall. Yeah, that's tall. They're all tall. Tallest female. I wonder what the tallest actresses are in Hollywood.

Because, like, Nicole Kidman's tall, isn't she? How tall is she? She gives tall energy. She gives tall. She's with Tom Cruise. When everyone got to know her, she was with Tom Cruise. Gwendolyn Christie, obviously, Brienne of Tarth. Game of Thrones, yeah.

1.91 metres. Oh, wow. She's tall. That's four? Yeah. Okay. Because usually you hear about them and they're all tiny. Yeah.

You know, when you're like, Kim Kardashian's like three foot two or something. You're like, because usually you hear about them and they're all tiny. Yeah. You know, when you're like, Kim Kardashian's like three foot two or something. You're like, that's crazy. She's a little bit taller than that. No, she's like three foot. Not much. Not much. Oh, another one in the bag.

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