ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 25th March, 2025

Episode Date: March 24, 2025

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this is Flesh, Fawn, and Hayley's Big Pod. Brought to you by Chemist Warehouse. The biggest brands at the lowest prices. Play ZM's Flesh, Fawn, and Hayley. Thanks, Bryn. Good morning. Welcome to the show. Flesh, Vaughan and Hayley. Thanks Bryn. Good morning. Welcome to the show.

Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Happy Tuesday. Happy Tuesday, guys. Vaughan in the studio today. Vaughan is still unpacking his stuff. Guys, it's... Too busy gas bagging. It's a casual start to the day.

Yeah. Da-di-da-di-da. Sometimes we do cash. Cash Tuesday. You know? And tacos later on. Are you going to do tacos this Tuesday? Come on, plug in.

Here he is. God, you're absolutely faffing about. That was key. I'm lucky to be here. I'm lucky to be alive. More on that later in the show. Yeah, Vaughn, well, according to him, nearly died. Hayley and I have a suspicion he's making up stories to impress us.

We said... Is your life so boring you're just making things up? Dude, that's our entire career. Hayley and I have a suspicion he's making up stories to impress us. Is your life so boring you're just making things up? Dude, that's our entire career. Exaggerate existing stories to make them more interesting. I come on the radio and tell them, but nah, this one happened and it was pretty full noise. Okay, the top six is on the way. There's a rebrand. Dude. And dude-ess, if I may.

You can just dude me. Dude, okay, with permission. Dudes, Lynx Africa will be no more. That's going to be a rebrand. How disgusting. And they're not going to turn it. Because you know overseas it's called, what is it, Axe or something? Axe Body Spray?

Yeah, they call it Axe. Britain calls it Lynx, eh? Yeah. America calls it Axe Body Spray. We call it Lynx. Australia calls it Lynx. Yeah. I call it delicious. I call it Lynx. Australia calls it Lynx. Yeah. I call it delicious.

I call it sex bait. You know what I mean? Why, no. This 1990s scent of sex is having a rebrand, and that's not on. I've got the top six other timeless scents you could perhaps rely on. Now, for the sniffers among us, these are well-known historical scents. It's coming out in the top six. I'm looking forward to that. I am looking forward to it.

Put it in the cow. Next on the show, a solution. A surgeon's come up with a solution for something that I don't struggle with, but you do a little bit, Fletch. Wow, rude. And you do Majorly Vaughan. Hey! Rude. Solution next. Play ZM's Fletly Vaughan. Hey! Forget it. Rude. Solution next.

Play ZM's Fleshborn and Hayley. Now, Botox. Now, usually with Botox, I've heard, mine's just natural. Right. I've heard that you do it to, you reduce the lines that are already there and it stops you from creating movement in places that are going to bring up lines, right, in general. So you've got a smoother look. That's the usual term for Botox is to do that.

But now there's a rise in the use of Botox as a cure for resting bitch face. So that's like not when your face is moving or frowning or scowling. It's when you permanently look pissed off. Yeah, that sucks a little bit, isn't it? Not overly. Yeah, I get asked, like, it's not bitchy, I just think

there's nothing happening there sometimes. I've been in meetings with people and later on, somebody said to me, great poker face. Like, it wasn't doing a face. No, like, perfect poker face. Like, they had no idea. I was like, huh? To relax your face, F face. Like, they had no idea. I was like, huh? To relax your face, Fletch?

Yeah, you look pissed off. You look so shitty. Yeah, you look shitty. You look really like, what have I done? I know, I do. I do have bitchy resting face. We've both got our mother's faces. Right.

My mother's resting face is like, what's she thinking? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I have trouble when people are talking. I almost have subtitles. Yeah. Oh Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I have trouble when people are talking. I almost have subtitles. Yeah. Oh my God, yes. Very hard for me to hide my disgust

or disdain at a situation. It's just right there for everybody to see. Well, do you know that they're saying that there's a rise in rich resting bitch face

because of the use of things like Ozempic and people are losing weight so quickly. And in your face, especially as you're older, it's hanging more and you get more of a scowl. So like your lips, you know, literally pointing downwards, showing like disdain and unhappiness.

So like this. So they're now using Botox to kind of almost give you a slight perma smile. Like almost kind of pick up just the corners. Turned up at the edges. So that you'd look less annoyed at existing. At existing. Yeah, and they're like, we're getting this all the time now

because like the droopiness of when you lose weight so quickly and kind of your face sort of hangs on your bones a bit is making people upset. Are you saying I've got a droopy face? Yeah, what I'm saying is you've got a saggy, waggy, baggy face. And it's hanging off. Okay. Yeah, great.

Fine. Yeah. I get it. Like, you're kind of like pulling it all upwards and that makes you appear brighter and happier. Yeah. Well, because if you've got resty bitching face, you can go in and say, give me a permanent smile. Make me more approachable.

Play ZM's Flesh, Vaughn and Hayley. A Kmart insider. Now this always... What is that? Is it the inside Facebook? You know, because we've got a lot of groups with hacks. Yeah, there's heaps of the better parent moms groups and stuff. So a Kmart insider.

This is how wild it is. The shop has like, it's reached status where someone with a bit of goss is like an insider. Like you'd say, a government insider. People love it, don't they? They know more than everyone else knows. They're saying that the controversial central checkouts are going to

be moving back to the front of the store in some Australian stores. Right, and apparently they've already started in some in Perth. Some of the Kmart stores have moved the checkout to the... They've started far west and it might be moving east. Isn't that just going to congest the entrance to the store though?

It's how every store functions. Call me old fashioned. Come on old fashioned. Call me old fashioned but I love a checkout by the entrance. I'll say it. Make Kmart great again. I love the ones in the middle. It, exit. Make Kmart great again. I love the ones in the middle. It just is a unique experience.

No, no. It's just having a little fun in there. It's a weepy snake. Yeah, the line snakes around. The snake is annoying. The movie gets busy. The congestion's significantly worse than when it was at the front of the show. And they've got to have such a wide alley to get down to them.

And then you've got to check. It's like JB Hi-Fi. You've got to show your receipt at the door to get out. Oh yeah, their ones are right at the back. Yeah, I hate that. You could walk through and nick something and put it in your bag. That's the thing. Is that why they're changing it? But they put them there in the middle, right, so

that you're stuck in the middle of the store and you might see some more stuff you want to buy while you're in line. While you're waiting. Yeah, that's the idea. But then they've got to check the bags on the way out because it also makes it easier to shoplift. I just feel like. Yeah, but then they check your receipts at Bunnings and Mitre 10 and they're by the door.

Yeah, they do some. Mitre 10, I don't get a check. Oh, yeah, Bunnings are pretty hard out with the receipts. Yeah, they are, right. You've just seen me walk from the checkout, like right there. I just have the thing there. I'm carrying this giant heavy thing, but sure, right. You've just seen me walk from the checkout like right there. I just have the thing there. I'm carrying this giant heavy thing, but sure, I'll put it down.

I'll put it down for you to show you the receipt. I just feel like it just makes Kmart just like every other store. You know, it's lost its identity. The central identity of the snake. Right, you think this is unique, do you? Yeah, I do. I think it's just sort of, you know, how common. How very common of it.

Nah, I'm looking forward to her being back in the middle of the store. Because then there's also that thing where you're in Kmart and you look around and you're like, where am I compared to the centre of the store? And there's that big ass thing that's like, pay here. Shouldn't need that. Just back by the doors. It is annoying when you do leave Kmart and you

spot something that you would like. Now, I personally choose not to steal it and just put it in my bag. That's my personal choice. But then you do have to go right round, back around to the thing. Whereas I suppose if you were leaving at the exit, you wouldn't see it and you'd just leave. And the amount of people just working their hovering, being like

cash and card or just cash or just card. This one's just cash. This one's just card. This is cash and card. Cash and card? Constantly, over and over. Let's do a little bit of cash and a little bit of card. Do you want a split payment? Do you want to split the card between the cash and the card? Or are you going to do two cards and a little bit of cash?

Take it back. By the door. It's why it works. Yeah, by the door. Common. Well, fingers crossed it could be coming here. Looks like that. Fingers crossed.

God, something to be excited for. I don't think it's going to stop. Oh, my God. I am utterly... You know what I'm excited for? You know we're always going to have something in the calendar. Holidays and Kmart changing their store. Kmart counter move.

We're going to dedicate this break now to two wild news stories out of Australia. Yeah, g'day and calm down, Australia. There is a science a man who's been described as a science nerd. Great. Who is facing jail because he wanted to collect all of the elements of the periodic table.

Hydrogen, helium, lithium, brillium, boron, carbon oxygen, oxygen, fluorine, neon. Yeah, I don't know if he had like little jars and a little one of those cricket label makers. I've seen, it's like, you know the periodic table when you look at it, it's kind of a whole bunch of squares and it's stacked and there's like two columns that meet in the middle. Yeah.

For some reason. Noble gases? I can't remember. Just too alphabetical. But I've seen somebody with. It's so much easier to remember. It was like a museum and it had it and they were all little glass squares and they had samples and it did look rad.

I'm sure. I don't know if this is what this guy wanted to do, but he, I don't know where, maybe the dark web or somewhere, but he imported plutonium into Australia so that he could collect and have little jars of all the periodic, and so they swarmed his home in late 2023 and now he's in court and he's waiting his sentence, could face prison.

And he's just being described as a science nerd. Yeah, it's got big, like, missing the basics to achieve a larger goal. Do you know what I mean? Like he's maybe not picking up on the social structure of how things work. That you can't just import plutonium. Because plutonium is the green stuff in The Simpsons, eh?

Correct. That's right. Well, that might be uranium. Because it's either you, which he probably, if it was after all of them, would need some of that as well. So, yeah, apparently there are non-proliferation laws and basically you're not allowed to import this kind of stuff. You're not allowed to bring an orange into New Zealand.

They don't want people making bombs in their garage. Nuclear bombs. We don't want nuclear bombs in garages, even if you've got a tiny little bit. Yeah, so if you do want to collect a set of the periodic, I guess you've just got to get a jar and pretend it's plutonium. You just put like a little nut, a piece of metal from Mitre 10 or something in it.

What's that? Gunge or the kids are making? Slime. Get some slime in there. That's fine. You can use slime. Yeah. Okay, we've got another odd Australia story.

Can I tack on the back of that? Speaking of the dark web there is a woman, her name is no, that's the prosecutor there's a woman who, she's from Victoria and she used to work at an animal shelter and she has been charged

offensive conduct involving human remains. Now that doesn't look good on the old CV, does it? I'd be leaving that off LinkedIn. Yeah, I wouldn't mention it. Not even in my Insta profile would I mention that I'd been charged for offensive conduct involving human remains. Because she was

accused of selling human toes on the dark web. Now, where'd she get the toes? This also sounds like not too much of a leap from where your house is at with all your taxidermy. I mean, listen, if I went to an odds curiosities thing and there were human toes for sale, would I purchase them?

Yes, because it would be a curiosity to have, wouldn't it be? No. Like a vintage jar with some kind of, like a human ear floating in it. With a green formaldehyde in it. Shackleton's toes from frostbite. Yes, from frostbite. And then you guys are coming back. You see what I mean?

Check this out. It's not too far from your house. It's not. It would be ill-gotten gains. Yeah, and it's a bit bloody tupper, isn't it? Yeah, it is. Heaven, your human remains. So she, because she used to work at this animal shelter centre,

apparently a dog turned up at this centre and vomited, and in the vomit of the dog was these human toes. This dog had just been out in Melbourne somewhere and ate some guy's toes, ran away, and then vomited them up. The dog who ate the toes had eaten the toes off of his owner who had died of natural causes. Oh my God. I didn't know that bit.

And because the dog's owner had passed, that's why the dog was taken to the shelter. So the person's passed at the house. So they didn't need the toes. They've had a nibble. Because we talked about your pet will start eating the tip of your nose first, but he's gone toes.

So then she was like, oh my god, this dog's vomited. Took them, formaldehyde, put them on the dark web for 400 Australian dollars. Now I will say The dark web, eh? But she's been on there before. She sells like weird odd specimens, an alligator claw, a bird skull,

a guinea pig trotter and children's teeth. A guinea pig trotter, and children's teeth. A guinea pig trotter. Yeah. What a pathetic thought. There's a market out there for this stuff, though. That's what's peculiar, right? Yeah. So the family of the guy whose toes it is as well has been informed

that the toes were tried to, you know, have been sold. Do you think they'll have a little mini burial? Of the toes, yeah. Yeah, sing a song. Like a little cute coffin? Yeah. Oh, they'll have a little mini burial? Of the toes. Yeah. Yeah, sing a song. Like a little cute coffin. Yeah. Oh, my God. A little coffin for toes.

Yeah. Stacked. Oh, how cute. You could probably get one of those mini coffins off Teemu. I reckon they'll just dig them up and just add it to his already. Nah, but no. Because they want to bury the rest of the body. He's already settled.

I'd just use a sort of a drill, drill a hole down and then just drop them down the hole. G'day Gav. Do do do do do do. Gav, you left these. And then just put the dirt back on. Oh God.

That would be my solution. Grim. Bugger digging a hole hole. That's grim. I think my story was a bit more grim

than yours in terms of where we went to on the dark web. trying to rism with the tism in his collection of elements. That woman's like that's proper dark web stuff Yeah, this guy's just trying to rism with the tism in his collection of elements. And that woman's like, that's proper dark web stuff. Yeah, I think there's a little bit of insanity there.

Play ZM's Fletchborn and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletchborn and Hayley. From the Fletchborn and Hayley group chat, this is the top six. Well, old links were like, guys, it's RIP to Lynx Africa. And everyone was like, what? No.

Rest in Africa, it said. Everyone thought it was the end of Lynx Africa. Yeah. A rebrand, a can change. But they're still calling it Africa. Yeah. Oh, lame. Sort of making something out of nothing.

Yeah. Well, it's a bit of a boy that cries wolf situation. You know? Yeah. It's a marketing ploy that we all fell for, hook, line and sinker. But it got me thinking about some retro fragrances, some classics, some beauties,

some ones that I'll say the name of and you'll probably be able to smell them, Timeless Scents. Okay. Number six on the list of the Timeless Scents that better not be going anywhere. It's good. It's Jupe.

You want to pick up your Jupe today? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's classic. I am. I'm going to pop into show sponsor Chemist Warehouse and pick myself up some Jupe. Good. Yeah, great.

It's a classic fragrance. And go hard with it. Because what was it? $42 for a big one. Yeah. I'm going hard. I'm going to come in tomorrow reeking of Jupe. It's affordable.

And you'll be like, is that a 17-year-old boy from 1999? And I'll be like, I was. I will say it's a lot better than that other one that you used to wear, the musket. It smelled like a musty Uber. Yeah, musty, musty, like damp. You go for it. But this is a problem. You and I have different scent palettes.

I like a very masculine. Musty. Yeah. It's musky. I think different scent palettes. I like a very masculine, musty. Yeah. It's musky. I think it's musky. You're a florally coconut boy. Yeah. Not a coconut boy.

The lilies, the frangipani. Yeah, light and floral. I'm dark and musty. A lot of people ask me about my fragrance. Oh, I know. Twink bait. Twink bait. Number five on the list of the top six timeless scents that better not be going anywhere.

It's got to be Britney Spears' Fantasy. Oh, my God. I can smell it right now. Sweet. Dollar for dollar. Got to be the most popular celebrity perfume of all time, right? Yeah. Do you know what?

I loved it. It was so sweet and fun and nice. It was really yummy. Yeah. If someone spritzed it on me right now, I'd be like, thank you. Wouldn't be bad about it. Wouldn't be mad at all. In fact, I'd be like, I might grab a bot.

Your day would have sort of a juvenile appeal to a little juvenile energy. Are you looking up what's the highest selling celebrity? I am, yeah. I'm not getting like a definitive all-time seller. Maybe it's hard. For men? Well, just of all time. Well, Chanel number five is women.

No, but is that a celebrity one? Oh, no, celebrity one. No, I hear that's one of the most popular celebrity fragrance. J.Lo Glow. J.Lo Glow was pretty massive. God, it smelled like soap. I can smell J.Lo Glow right now. Yeah.

Soap, soapy. Number four on the list of the top six timeless scents that better not be going anywhere, it's got to be Elizabeth Arden Red Door. Oh, mate. How do I know my mum's ready to get ready without her saying she's ready? Yeah. If I can't smell the punch and waft of Elizabeth Arden Red Door.

Classic. And of course, her mother, Marlene, my nan, who's still alive, Elizabeth Arden White Diamonds. Oh my God, of course. White Diamonds or Red Door. They were a couple of Elizabeth Arden gals. We love her. We love it. They loved it. Number three on the list of the timeless scents that better not be going anywhere.

This one has truly stood the test of time. It's got to be CK1. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Aaron's worn that for years. He only just changed, like, last year. Why did he change? What's he changed to?

Sauvage. Ooh. What's Sauvage? Oh, Savage. No. Dior Sauvage? Oh, Savage. No. Dior Sauvage. Oh, sweetie. Get cultured.

Is it spelled like Savage, though? No, it's S-A-U-V-A-G-E. Oh, okay. Yeah. Sauvage. It sounds like sausage. If I said that right now, I thought it said sausage. Sausage.

Do you know, if you look on TikTok, they say Dior Sauvage. Is that the one Johnny Depp? It's the red flag smell that all the girls who love a boy with red flags are like, where is he? Red flag. Oh, right, I can sniff out a red flag. I've got a red flag here. It's the smell of the red flag.

Is that because Johnny Depp is the face of it? Yeah, probably. And also, yeah, all the bad boys, the naughty boys, they wear Sauvage. He should go back to CK1 and be a real timeless gentleman. Or a spritzy boy. Number two on the list of the top six sens, timeless scents that better not be going anywhere, Spice Girls Impulse at number two. Oh, man, I can smell that now.

Yeah. Taken right back there, right? And number one on the list of the top six timeless scents that better not be going anywhere. I don't know what this is about a man that wears Hugo Boss, Hugo. Oh, that's a great smell. It was the one when I was in high school, people saved up. There was some guys that bought communal bottles.

Did they? Did you ever have that? No. These group of friends would all chip in. They'd buy themselves a big box, and then they'd bring it to school, and that spritz up before school. You get a spritz, and you get a spritz. Yeah.

Who's been spritzing? Who's been double spritzing? Who was in charge? Dude. Yeah. Of the bottle. You took this home last night, and it less of it today than there was yesterday. I was hanging out with Cassandra.

We've got to put a little line on it so you're not spritzing out of like the sprit season, bro. Stop owning the sprit. That's today's top six. It's 10 years of Raya. I mean, they call it the celebrity dating app, but it's like people that move in certain social circles as well are on these apps, are on Raya. We had Shawn Mendes, Brodie Jenner, Charlie Puth, Ben Affleck was on there, Lewis Hamilton, footballers, sports stars,

the rich elite. But not Carwin. But not Carwin, who's still waiting. Producer Carwin, who already has a partner now. Yeah. But when you were in your single mingle phase. Somebody, because you have to be invited to join this app. Yeah, Newsreader Bryn.

Newsreader Bryn invited me. That's right. You need references from people who have already been accepted and invited to Raya. And how's your application going? I deleted the app, so I'm probably being accepted and I just don't know. Oh, so you're sleeping in a sleeper now.

I'm going to have a look. So it's 10 years and so many people, because you apply and you kind of have to say what you do, you have to upload your social media basically to be like, Oh, yuck. people know who I am. Right. And then the more references from rarer users you have

to sort of advocate for you that you are someone, the more chance you have. It's just gross, really. People wait for years. Yeah, I feel like in New Zealand it wouldn't be that exciting, but if you were, imagine being in LA and the kind of people you'd see on there. So they were like girls.

One of the problems in America is that girls who are like, use Hayley 10, you know, that kind of vibe girls, are definitely on there hoping to swipe to see a famous person. Like that's their vibe. And then if you're on there and you're not famous, you might just be like a successful business person that you don't get as many matches

but it's been 10 years of this and yeah I mean depending on if you're posting your helicopter private helicopter or mansion

I think that would help I just want to have a nosy do you know what I mean like I would love to be on it and then be over in the States

and be like oh my god I'm going to jump on do you know that Raya's been now 10 years old? How old would Tinder be? Because Tinder was...

Longer than that. Would be longer than that. What year was Tinder established? March 2015 was the year Netflix launched in New Zealand. So Netflix has been in New Zealand now 10 years. That's wild, eh? That's so wild. 2012 was when Tinder launched.

Okay. Yeah, there you go. Because it feels like Netflix has been around way longer. I can't imagine it went down. In New Zealand. How long did you say? 10 years. 10 years.

So 2015 March it launched. That's wild. That is wild. Although, did people used to get on it? The CDs. The DVDs. In America? DVDs.

And do a little sneaky VPN to get on it before it launched officially here. I don't remember. I don't even remember joining. Or just downloaded the shows that Netflix had on it. Yeah. Yeah, that's weird. I can't even remember. Time, mate.

Time. It's just passing us by. Play ZM's Fletchborn and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletchborn and Hayley. Fletchborn and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletchborn and Hayley. Fletchborn and Hayley, silly little pole, silly little pole. It is so silly, silly, silly that the silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole.

Silly little pole doesn't bother you if someone vapes inside. Vape, not your traditional smoking, is it? But it's still the expulsion of something from somebody's mouth. Mmm, it is. Yeah, and I don't know, people don't seem to care as much vaping because they're like, well, it kind of... Doesn't go in you as much. Yeah, it kind of evaporates.

It doesn't smell bad. Yeah. You go to concerts now, it's like... Doesn't go in you as much. Yeah, it kind of evaporates. It doesn't smell bad. Yeah. If you go to concerts now, it's like vape clouds everywhere. But do they actually let you... There's a rule about no vaping. No, you're not allowed to. You're not allowed to,

but they see the light on. Every now and then, Aaron will bloody have a toot and blow it down his shirt. I'm always like, Aaron, we're at a restaurant. I saw a guy vaping at a restaurant. At a restaurant.

Like a pub, you know. Yeah. But you see it everywhere. I've seen it on trains. I've seen it on... You've seen it on a plane. Someone at restaurant. Like a pub, you know. Yeah. But you see it everywhere. I've seen it on trains. I've seen it on... I've seen it on a plane. Someone at the gym was in the changing rooms just having a vape. I was like, not even hiding it.

I was like, weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, this is really funny because there was a... This is a Scottish man. He's on a train and someone's vaping on the train. I've smoked for 50 years. If I can go eight hours without a cigarette flying away abroad,

you can go more than two minutes without f***ing vaping or f***ing vaping. Sorry, I don't need a lecture. Put it in your f***ing pocket and lock it. You get at least asked politely. I could have punched you

f***ing without f***ing asking you. I just... Because he's Scottish. You could have asked politely. I could have bloody... This Scottish, like... It's like, no, he asked a wee... I know. A he's Scottish. You could have asked politely. I could have bloody asked. The Scottish, like, it's like, no, he asks, are we, are we triple broad? A broad. Like, and this, this teen, I think he's like a school kid, is just vaping on like a train, a two minute train ride.

I don't need, I don't need the lecture. Does it bother you if someone vapes inside? 77% of people said yes. They don't want it being done inside. Would you let people vape inside your house? Yeah, I do. Yeah. Because Aaron does.

I don't know. It doesn't bother me at all. I mean, most people who I know that vape, if they're going to vape, they do just go outside. Yeah. And then I'll say, oh, you don't have to do that. And then it's like, fine. Right. But it's like shoes off.

You take shoes off until you're told to leave them, that you don't need to take shoes off. Aaron wouldn't vape inside his parents' house or my parents' house. But he has at mine. Wow. A couple of brewskis on board. 77% of people said yes, it does bother them. 23% said no. Okay, so that's overwhelming.

That's like, you shouldn't do it. I wouldn't have anticipated that. Alison said it's nicotine and I don't want it in my breathing space. Fair enough. Yeah, that's kind of fair enough there. Tiana said I'm a painter and that film that builds up on your walls, etc. I could only imagine what it's doing to your

lungs. So she's a painter and she's seen what vaping inside leaves on the walls. Oh wow. Okay. Because you can see when someone's been smoking inside because chances are if you smoke inside you're also the person that had that um asbestos looking ceiling cover that my parents always had yellow with some um with some glitter in it and that always absorbed it and it was always brown yellow but vapor yes without the color yeah it leaves a film. That's very interesting.

Spaghettiana, which might be another Tiana on the back of our, we've just had a Tiana. We're going to another Tiana. Spaghettiana. That's great. That's clever. Yeah, it doesn't bother me

because I used to be a vapourer insider. 58 days vape free now, still doesn't bother. Killed it. Well done. Congratulations. Well done.

58 days. Keep it up. Keep it up. I've got to say, it's an expensive habit. I've got friends that do this and it's just like, how much are you spending on this? Not as expensive as ciggies.

Not as expensive as ciggies if you used the equivalent amount. But if you're constantly tooting, and that's the thing people do, because it's like they just get that habit. It's like a cigarette runs out, and you're like, well, I'm finished with my delicious cigarette. But with the vape, it doesn't run out, right? So you're probably vaping more.

My work colleague does this all the time, and not only does it drive me mad, but he thinks he's getting away with it. He'll put it up his sleeve, turn the other way, and has a puff of it, thinking that I can no longer see the puff of smoke in the room. Dude, I can see everything. Yeah, and we can smell the delicious grape,

blueberries, and grape. Yeah, yum, yum, yum. Candy floss. We've heard from two Tianas. Now we're going to get a Gianna. Oh, my God. I'm waiting for a Diana, because it doesn't rhyme, but it's, yum. Candy floss. We've heard from two Tianas. Now we're going to get a Gianna. Oh, my God. I'm waiting for a Diana because it doesn't rhyme, but it's spelled the same. Diana.

Please keep your bubblegum USB habit to yourself. Okay. You've got a grumpy Anna. Rebecca, not so much inside, but if they're right next to me and we're inside, then it's a problem. It's just about their proximity to me. Yeah. I don't mind because I'm a vapor.

Kyoan. Annie said, I bloody hate it even though it smells nice. I mean't mind because I'm a vaper. Kill him. Annie said, I bloody hate it even though it smells nice. I mean, that's the juxtaposition, right, of a vape, is that sometimes it is nice to smell whatever blueberry ice is. A little sweet waft. Yeah. Don't want to be choking on that vapor.

Adam, ooh, mingy. Get outside, you candy floss stinking Neanderthal. Oh, my God. Swinging for the fences on that one. That's a little pop. Get outside you candy floss stinking Neanderthal Oh my god Swinging for the fences on that one That silly little pup Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley Now Justin Bieber's been very quiet on the scene for a while He had some health issues

He had the paralysed face thing And he was quite unwell for a bit, right? Like He's just sort of Disappeared Yeah, and then lots of speculation about His marriage for a bit, right? Like, he's just sort of disappeared. Yeah, and then lots of speculation about his marriage and if he's handling life at the moment, and it turns out, no. Yeah, no, not really.

And he was spotted out in public with his wife and at a couple of, like, fashion events during the fashion weeks of the world. And he had this kind of like very obscure smile that was like people were talking about, like very like odd, like an odd, non-normal smile, and people were like, is he on drugs? You know what I mean?

Like he was like kind of talking with his wide eyes and this big kind of smile, and people were like, I think he's on drugs. Well, he has made a series of posts on Instagram after being very quiet on it for a while. One of them was, it was like a number of photos of him as a young boy. That's the other thing, like the P. Diddy thing.

Everyone was sort of like, is he, you know, like thinking about that because P. Diddy was his mentor and yuck. And he had these photos of him as a kid and he said, I got anger issues too, but I want to grow and not react so much. SMH, which I just learned. It's crazy. Shake my head. Shake my head. Well, I couldn't work it out.'s crazy. Shake my head. Shake my head, yeah.

And I couldn't work it out. That's what that one is. I was like, do what to my what? Yeah, your mind went dirty. My what? Yeah. Your head. And then he did another post.

It was a video and some music. And he said, I think I hate myself sometimes when I feel myself start to become inauthentic. Then I remember we're all being made to think that we're not enough, but I still hate when I change myself to please people. That's had like tens of thousands of comments and hundreds of thousands of likes. And he also posted a series of like photos and stuff saying, people told me my whole life, wow, Justin, you deserve that. And I personally have always

felt unworthy, like I was a fraud. Like when people told me I deserve something, it made me feel sneaky. Like, damn, if they only knew my thoughts, how judgmental I am, how selfish I really am, they wouldn't be saying this. I say all this to say, if you feel sneaky, welcome to the club. I definitely feel unequipped and unqualified most days. So he's having, like, lots of self-doubt and, like,

obviously not feeling the best about himself, which is very sad, isn't it? And then was he going to be touring? Like, that was the, people were't it? And then was he going to be touring? Like that was the people were saying, oh, Justin Bieber's going to be touring and stuff. And you're like. I don't think he's in any space to be doing that. No, I don't think so at all.

But then, I mean, his wife, Hayley Bieber, hasn't made any comment publicly or anything like that. They're just sort of out and about. They kind of look like they're all right. But obviously he's really struggling with himself at the moment. Well, you think he's like growing up in front of the world. It's never good. That would be the most horrible thing imaginable. And everything he's done since has been pulled apart.

And Fletch stole his hat. And that was the worst of it all. I did not steal his hat. Someone else stole it. A listener stole his hat. And then you had a of it all. I did not steal his hat. Someone else stole it. A listener stole his hat. And then you had a photo in the hat pulling the fingers which really started all of this, didn't it? You did.

Right at him. Can you think of an example of someone who started out as a child that didn't at least have a little blip along the way? Because there's this, I've seen a couple of articles about Macaulay Culkin and Lindsay Lohan

who are both child actors who hit the skids and have kind of pulled it back a little bit now. And got great plastic surgery. Yeah. Lindsay's literally never looked better.

Phenomenal work. Yeah. But yeah, you're right. It's... Like some of them, they're great. But if you look at like back in the day,

like Drew Barrymore started as a kid and then she became a drug addict at like 12 in the day Like Drew Barrymore Started as a kid And then she became A drug addict at like 12 Yeah It's like you can't You can't even imagine Especially in Hollywood

At 12 What was she on the Benadryl Or something I don't know Robitussin Robitussin Yeah yeah yeah Because it's so sweet

And she was like yum Thinking mum's Robitussin Yeah yum Okay But imagine growing Not only growing up As a child star But in Hollywood

Oh it'd be horrible It's just enablers And just Okay this is from 2016 This article Nice and fresh That's how far back Imagine not only growing up as a child star, but in Hollywood. It's just enablers and just bleaching. This is from 2016, this article. That's how far back we had to go to find an answer. 11 child stars that didn't go off the rails. Daniel Radcliffe. Yep.

That's the guy that played Harry Potter. You're saying don't go off the rails, but I imagine they still have issues. Issues. Trauma. Yeah, totally, like mental health issues and trust issues and it was probably hard for them to ever find

a good relationship. And they'd be living a reclusive life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because you couldn't go anywhere. I would hate to be more famous. Joseph Gordon-Levitt was on the list because he's been in Natalie Portman. She, I don't know, that was a completely different situation because she went to Harvard and all sorts of things, didn't she?

She did. But then just some other people that you wouldn't have heard of. Stinkless, then. Do you know what? Maybe just do three. Leave that back for 2016. Maybe just do three actors. Nine Disney child stars that didn't go off the rails,

but then Disney, if you were ever on anything, Disney Channel. Yeah. You know, they'd probably put you on this list if you didn't absolutely lose your mind. Well, thoughts for Justin Bieber, because it's a bit of a sad affair, isn't it? Mm.

Okay, a positive spin just to end. Yeah. I've got a nice fresh punnet of raspberries on me And I tell you what, plump and juicy Plump and juicy I was just trying to, you know Get us back up there Play ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley

Well, rather than pay $5 for honey Like everyone else at the supermarket It's just so much easier It's way more than that Vaughan decided to become an amateur beekeeper. That's right. An apiarist. Yeah.

An apiarist. I'm learning, because you've got to register. There's a registry for honey makers, apiarists. You've got to register. It's a very important industry to New Zealand, so obviously there's some accountability. Without the bees, we die.

Without bees, we die. Without the bees, we die. We must protect the bees. Why just buy honey at the supermarket? These are also pollinators. Right. My veggie garden pops off, the flowers are brighter. And I tell you what, it's a fascinating thing to just watch and be part of. Yeah, watch and be part of.

Watch, but not be part of. Dylan, who is teaching me the ways of the bee, he's significantly smaller than I am. I'm a large gent. Okay. 6'2". Hot. It's hot.

I know it's hot, but it's also the expectations of 6'4 aren't on us. It's the perfect height because we're over 6 foot. We can honestly say we're over 6 foot. But when you say you're 6'4", people expect you to have a whopping wang. That's right. That is just not something. 6'2 with a moderate wang, we're four people expect you to have a whopping wang. That's right. That is just not something. Six two with a moderate wang, we're fine. Six two with a moderate wang! We're absolutely fine

with that. I'm not shocked. I'm just like of course, that's fine. Six four with a moderate wang, you're like I know because you said you were six four. What's happened here? And so the wang the expectation on the wang significantly more. It's fine. It's still fine. Six two with a moderate wang. It's fine. It's still fine. 6'2 and a moderate wang.

It's a moment of surprise. 6'2. Yeah. 6'2 and a moderate wang. 6'2 and a moderate wang. Looking for a boy with a moderate wang. 6'2 and a moderate wang. Moderate wang.

So I bought myself a B-suit on Teemu. Of course you did. Fletch immediately put on. It looks great. Yeah, I know. It looked hot because he's six foot with a moderate wang. Six foot with a massive wang. And you could really see it in the

B suit. It's because it was quite hugging. The B suit really gripped it. Really? Now we know. So the B suit's worked fine. There's like been like three times the hives been open and I've been in the B suit and it worked fine. First time I didn't do the zip up right and two bees got in through the little hole. And I was panicking and they were in the suit with me.

I was like, I'm sorry. Squash, squash. They were like right by your throat. Yeah, dude. No, no. So that worked fine apart from the hole. And then I was like, that's on me. That's user error.

Yeah. And then the other day we did a bee check and there's some of them varroa mites. Oh, no. No, good. So we need to get some strips. We did a bee check And there's some of them Varroa mites Oh no No good So we need to get some strips So I went and purchased Some strips That you put in there

And it kills the varroa mite Right And that's what we're gonna do We're gonna stop this colony collapse Gotta protect our bees We love our bees Do you see the queen Yeah yeah yeah

The queen She's a big girl So you can Are you like Hey queen Hey queen Pop off queen Hey yo

Queen doing her thing And you say she's a big girl. Queen be queening. Yeah, she's a big girl. Shake that booty, queen. Yeah, she does. How much bigger is the queen than the other bees? Twice as big.

Wow. Yeah. Okay. But there's so many bees in there. It's really like, it's the most interesting thing to just look at. Oh, my God. They're amazing. Like, they're just amazing.

They make the hexagonal shapes. Hexagonal. You've added anagonal shapes. Hexagonal. You've added an I in there. Hexagonal. I'm aware. I've seen the Honey Puffs ad. Yeah, you've seen Honey Puffs ad. You've seen the documentary, Honey Puffs ad.

I've seen the documentary. About the Honey Puffs ad. On how they make the Honey Puffs. So Dylan's busy and I'm like, I believe I can put the strips in. I went and purchased the strips. He's like, this is where you put them in. And the strips also came with instructions like space them apart, keep them in the centre, two in the top box, two in the bottom box. And it kills the mites, this is where you put them in and the strips also came with instructions like space them apart, keep them in the centre,

two in the top box, two in the bottom box. And it kills the mites but the bees can still live in there. The bees are sweet. Okay. So that's good. Also,

gross that you've got a mite. Yeah. That's so dirty. Excuse me. No. You're dirty. We don't say that anymore but I don't want to be

playing around with your mites. But it can be cured. It's just a case of strip antibiotics and I'm just going to wait a couple with your minds but it can be cured it's just a case of strip antibiotics and I'm just going to clean again we'll wait a couple of weeks six weeks

six weeks you've got to leave the strip in six weeks six to ten weeks god okay no honey for me so Indy

my oldest daughter is I'm like I'm going to go do this I'm in the bee suit got my little smoky machine also off Timu yep

that's going to burst into flames isn't it? The smoke's coming out. What smoke's in there? I bought these little pallets and it smells like weed. You just got a durry in there. It smells like weed.

Does it? Yeah. The little pallets. Right. That's all I've heard. Yeah, yeah. And so I already take the lid off

and the steel lid off. I'm like, this is going so well. And you're in your Timu B suit. I'm in my Timu B suit. I don't have anything on under my Timu B suit. What what do you mean like I got a singlet and shorts on okay and I'm in gumboots obviously yeah and my timu b-suit so I take the lid off that's going well take the next little lid off I'm like all right ladies excuse me and I like put a little gap between the

the racks yeah to put down the my strip and all of a sudden the bees are like we don't like you at all and literally like swarming and Indy's like there's lots of them

I was like yeah it's alright it's alright don't panic I can feel you they can feel your panic they feel the fear you have to

the breathing is a real thing with the bees and I was just relaxing and I was just like it's all good and she's like they're everywhere and I was like and, it's all good. And she's like, they're everywhere.

And I was like, and they sound angry. And they did. They sounded different. Did they? And then I'm just. Imagine it's six o'clock at night and, you know, you're sat down to eat your dinner in your home. And someone takes the roof off.

Someone takes the roof off. And a polyester bee suit. Yeah. And they're like, I'm here to treat your chlamydia. Put a giant strip into your house. We were going to deal with it next week. So they're going. And all of a sudden I'm like,

I've been stung through the suit. Oh, you're telling me that the holes in the Timu bee suit are big enough for stings to get through? No, they're landing on the outside of the suit and just like driving in there. Stings. And on the gloves.

You'll remember the cheap Timu gloves as well. Oh, genuine leather. Genuine goat leather. Born, yeah. Oh, look, guys. Genuine leather from Timu. The hand part is leather, but then there's a vent, like a breathing bit.

And they go. And the mesh. No, no, they're not going through, but they're just landing on it. And because I've got nothing on underneath, they're just going, sting, look, I'm in. So the first thing I was like, oh, I've been and indy's like are you okay she's standing at a distance i said yeah it hurts a little bit oh there's another one that's when i stopped feeling them but i knew i was getting them oh my god how many did you get so i managed to get the two strips in the top box and then i was like

my adrenaline is humming because I don't know if that's the body's defense to being stung. Yeah, it is. And I'm like, and I can feel my heart racing. And I'm like, I don't think I'm going to be able to get the bottom box with the strips in it. Screw the strips. So then I'm just concentrating on getting the lid all back on

and putting the thing on and closing it. And I am just getting riddled with stings. And then he's like, they're all over your back. They're all over your head. I'm like, try to relax because you're only making it worse. And she's like, and then I get the lid on. She's like, smoke yourself. Smoke yourself.

I'm using the smoke puff on myself. Relax, bees. Relax. Everybody relax. This is terrible This is bad If only If only the suit

Had just A higher quality Weave to it You wouldn't have Received a signal I'm sitting underneath The suit I'm getting so many stings

And then I shut the thing And I'm walking away And they're still all over me They're so angry And I'm like What have I done to you I was trying to save you From the varroa mites And then he's like I'm gonna get the hose I done to you? I was trying to save you from the varroa mites. And then he's like,

I'm going to get the hose. I was like, that's all hooked up to sprinklers because it's so dry. She's like, stop, drop and roll. I'm like, that's for when you're on fire. And she's like, I'm going to get vinegar and runs inside the house and Sade and her come out freaking out. And I eventually

kind of get inside and get all the bees off and take the suit off. And they're like, oh, no. And we counted them, 22. 22. That's dangerous. Yeah, and then. A little bit puffy this morning, your arm.

My arm and wrist is a little bit puffy. It's definitely not as bad as I thought it was going to be. You can see like, you can just mostly see like brown dots of where they got me. You're lucky you're not allergic because a lot of people puff up from them. If you've got 22 of them, that's a... I remember getting one as a kid and just having a massive reaction to it. But there was three in one spot somewhere in here.

Do you know what did happen though? Because you seen his photo, you were like, oh my God, look at these bee stings. And I was like, oh my God, look at the veins on Vaughan's arm. And I got confused. I got confused for a little bit. The veins really popped. They all popped out and you were like,

look, and I was like, oh my God. You didn't know if you should be concerned for your friend or turned on. Or turned on.

I was like, this is confusing. It's Vaughan. Hayley, snap out of it. I had this euphoric high and everyone was worried and I, we had no antihistamines

so I ate like heaps of the kids bubblegum flavoured ones. Why didn't you text me? I could have brought you some. Nah, it's alright. And boy, did I sleep well Yeah, I bet

Because you were sedated By stings By 22 bee stings You know, if I wake up At two o'clock in the morning With my classic Panic attack insomnia From now on

I know what I'm going to do Stick, yeah Stick my hand In the hive I'm like, guys Put me to sleep I need to get back to sleep Anyway, yeah I feel like a million bucks today.

We want to know this morning from you, our dear listeners, what did you learn or teach yourself from YouTube? Because, you know, a lot of people use it for DIY or beauty hacks or craft hacks or how to do this or how to fix that. Fix your car. Fix your car. How do I get rid of this noise from this thing? Or like this man who taught himself how to perform a surgery

and then just did it on himself on his lower abdomen. Absolutely not. What kind of surgery did he do? That's not right. I can't even look when I get a blood test. I can't even look at the needle going in. No, can I? And I've been watching the pit.

I've been watching the pit. Oh, yeah. On neon, which, oh, my God, it's such a realistic medical drama. Some of that, like, when they cut him with a scalpel, I'm just like, I just can't look. Neither. Some of the stuff, I'm just like, it's so realistic. Once, no, I can't even say it.

I can't even say it. But my granddad, who was on Wolfram, the blood fella. Oh, yeah. God bless the grandparents on Wolfram. Had a scrape. Oh, yeah. And with old people, the best thing is to do is to put the skin back on the scrape. And I remember them lifting up his leg and me just going, and the noise going.

I was like, I'm going to be a fainter. Love a fainter. It's not for me. So this fella here had some stomach pain, which, you know, it's very uncomfortable. He wanted to cure himself of what he suspected of as appendicitis. Okay, which needs to be removed, otherwise you die. Very serious condition. So what he did was he locked himself in his room

and he watched on YouTube how to perform an appendectomy, whatever it is. I'm assuming there's not one of those. Hi guys, welcome to my tutorial. Lots of you guys have been asking how's appendix going. I'm guessing it's like actual medical procedures

that have been uploaded. Yeah, surgical stuff. You can watch it online. So he, what he did was he watched this on YouTube, thought he'd got it. He then got a knife and made a seven-inch incision on the lower right side of his abdomen. What did he numb himself up with?

Did he miss that part? I haven't actually seen that yet. I was going to say vodka sodas. You weren't a vice. This is going to surprise you. You might be like, oh my God, the surgeries went well. What a genius. No, no.

So the blade went too deep, deeper than intended, which then, quote, intensified the pain. He then stitched the wound himself. I'm like, with what? The sewing kit? At which point his nephew found him and he was rushed to hospital where he remains in a critical condition.

I must say, I do love an old mate's, an old mate's attitude to fix it. He had actually bought the surgical blade, the needle and the stitch cord from a marketplace. What, a surgical marketplace? Yeah, just like an Indian market, yeah. Wow, Facebook marketplace. So this guy, yeah. I mean, that's marketplace? Yeah, just like an Indian market, yeah. Wow, Facebook marketplace. So this guy, yeah.

I mean, that's an extreme story, but people do save a lot of money. No, that's the final we want to do this morning. When did you perform medical surgery on yourself? No, we want to know what you learnt from YouTube because a lot of people go, I don't know how to do that, and they just jump on the line. Well, you fixed your vacuum cleaner. Fixed the vacuum.

I'll give anything a go. Yeah. It just comes apart and parcel'll give anything a go. Yeah. Especially when it just comes apart and parcel of being such a tight ass. It does. You're like,

I'll be able to fix this myself. I'll be able to do this myself. And I just, I'm a tinkerer. Like, I just like, and you know what the weirdest part is? You'll be like,

there's no way this 2004 Suzuki King Quad motorbike that I inherited from my granddad, anybody else could possibly have uploaded a video of dealing with this extremely specific fuel problem I'm having. Guess what?

Five videos. Yeah. Totally. Everything is on YouTube. It's so, it's. And hats off to the people that make those videos. I know. Yeah.

Because some of them have like 2,000 views and you're like, you know what? I appreciate that. Yeah. Actually, it really helped me. That really helped me. What also blows my mind is when you find a super I appreciate that. Yeah, actually, it really helped me. That really helped me. That's what also blows my mind is when you find a super specific problem that you've had

and some dude made a video for it seven years ago and you're like, my king suffered through it seven years ago and since then, 35,000 people have also suffered through it. Yeah, totally. It's genius. Okay, well, 0800-DARLS-IT-M. We want to take your calls now. Text through 9696.

Here's an example from a text we just received. Honestly, I learned from YouTube how to drive a manual the other day. I just sort of feel like you need to do it in the car. Yeah, I would have thought that would have been to get your license. Because to me, they've got it on the dashboard while they're trying to learn to drive a manual. Okay, clutch it. Unless you're in a massive, empty parking lot.

All right, text, call us, 0800, dials it in. What did you teach yourself from YouTube? A man, well, thought he learned on YouTube how to perform... An appendectomy. Appendectomy to remove his appendix. Screwed it up royally and is now in critical condition. But YouTube, YouTube, he thought could teach him how to perform surgery. Callie, what did you learn from YouTube?

Good morning. Good morning. So I learned how to fix the trigger on my Dyson. Thank you. That's what I did too. It's exactly what we wanted. Those bloody triggers are always breaking, aren't they? Right, right.

Yeah, you get a new trigger from T-Mill or whatever and you whack it. You know what the hardest part about that was, Kelly? The screwdrivers needed were long and very small. 100%. 100%. That was the thing that got me. It killed me. But I did it.

I just feel like Kelly and Vaughn could have such a good hang. When Fletch... We could totally hang. We could totally hang and talk. Yeah, be like, hey, we don't need to buy new things. We can just repair old things. It happened to Fletch as well, and he bought a kit that included a trigger

and specialty screwdrivers, and that made the job just a whole lot more easier. And then I just bought a new one because I didn't trust myself to... Well, I've just been all day worried it's going to catch fire. What did you do with your other one? It's around, it's there. Can I have it in a storage?

Absolutely not. Well, come on. What are you going to do with it? We'll fix it. Yeah, we'll fix it. Then Kelly and Vaughn. Kelly and Vaughn will fix it. Then you'll sell it. you going to do? We'll fix it. Yeah, we'll fix it. Then Kelly and Vaughn. Kelly and Vaughn will fix it. Then you'll sell it.

VK fixes. Then you'll sell it. VK's repairs. We're going to sell it. Well, how do you think VK's going to bloody get some money on board? Thanks, Kelly. April, what did you learn from YouTube? I learned how to install a dishwasher.

What? How do you install a dishwasher? Nice. I know I've done this. And no, I was really confused because there was only one hose. And I was like, where's the hot hose? It gets hot and heats its own water. Yeah, it took a while.

It took me about three hours to properly install it. But you did it. It worked. So what did you do? Did you have to remove an old one? No, I got my dad to do that. It doesn't take away from what you did do, April. remove an old one? No, I got my dad to do that. It's fine. It doesn't take away from what you did do, April.

Exit pipe, entry pipe, power. Push in. And then push it in and hope that when you push it in it's not squashing the hose and making the water.

It's not squashing the hose. Well done, April. April, thank you. Some messages in. That top text, I literally learned how to do my job on YouTube. I like that.

I love that. Fake it till you make it. Yeah, be like, hi, yeah, I work in marketing. do my job on YouTube. I like that. I love that. Fake it till you make it. Yeah, yeah. Be like, hi, yeah, I work in marketing. Be like, quickly, quickly, how to sell a product. My brother left a spoon in the microwave for 30 seconds. Don't do that. It stopped working and kept making a buzzing sound.

It was quite chaotic. My dad fixed it off a YouTube video and we still have it working today, although I feel like it's leaking oil. No, I don't. Oil. Can I stop you there? I don't think so. I'm just going to put a pause. I'm just going to put a pin in it for a moment. I don't think microwaves leaking oil. No, I don't oil. Can I stop you there? I don't think... I'm just going to put a pause.

I'm just going to put a pin in it for a moment. I don't think microwaves have oil. No, neither. I don't personally oil my microwave. Also, I don't think I'd be fixing anything... Microwave-y? Microwave-y. Yeah.

That feels a bit too far. Yeah, like the kind of thing that can make you grow an extra finger. 0800M9696, Keep your texts coming in. What did you learn from YouTube? A lot of people learning a lot of things on YouTube here. Yeah, well a man trying to give himself an abdominal surgery. Yeah, it didn't work. Yeah,

but he got his tools from the marketplace. So that was a good start. Yep. So far we haven't had anyone trying to perform surgery on themselves, but a lot of people are learning stuff oh that top text is a bit nerve wracking I'm a nurse and we use YouTube for work stuff all the time

I've seen tradies do it and someone messaged in saying they were watching their plumbers YouTube how to do something when they were working on their house I was like it doesn't like fill you up with courage it doesn't fill you up with good stuff lots of vacuum cleaners I'd say like the vacuum cleaner like fill you up with courage. No, it doesn't. It doesn't fill you up with good stuff. Yeah. Lots of vacuum cleaners.

I'd say like the vacuum cleaner, most people are just like, I'm not paying that to have it fixed. I reckon I can give that a red hot go. That's the thing. They're so expensive. Yeah. I found my wife on a number plate light bulb,

which I didn't even know existed. Who knew? The auto shop I bought one from said they couldn't install it for me. I was like, well, you're bloody useless. I found a YouTube video of my exact car model. Did it. Guess I'm a mechanic now. Yeah.

Wow. And then take it out after the waft so that the cameras don't pick it up. What? Oh, at nighttime. Yeah. Yeah, what? Oh, no, what? What?

I'm a kitchen designer and fully learned how to use SketchUp and everything I needed to run a successful kitchen design company from YouTube. Fake it till you make it. Wow. Wow. I also impressed my husband and children when I can rebuild motorbike carburetors and engines, which I learned from my brother.

When I learned when my brother was grumpy at me and wouldn't help me fix my bike, so I YouTubed it. Wow. Mm-hmm. It's a bit hot, eh? Thinking about, like, someone stripping a carb, putting it back together.

Yeah, it's kind of hot. Get a good fuel mix on there. Dirty hands. Yeah, filthy hands. A washing machine guy from Invercargill online taught me how to totally dismantle my top loading washing machine, clean it, putting it all back together.

It was like a brand new machine afterwards. The best thing I've ever come out of Invercargill. Someone said I learnt how to change the brakes on our mountain buggy pram. I don't know. I feel like that's a professional job. No, the mountain buggy pram, it's just a foot brake. It's like a park break. It's not like

you don't, it's like when you until the baby's rolling down the mountain. Well, exactly. And we spoke about this in yesterday's little bit of pod, Runaway Pram. I saw this exact thing happening. Runaway Pram. Never comes. Play ZM's Fletchborn and Hayley.

Very soon, actually, Two weeks from now Where you will hear Well you won't hopefully be able to hear it But you will know that I'll be broadcasting from Australia At three o'clock in the morning Yeah did you know that we could do this? Just go away for two weeks and broadcast from another country? Three weeks yeah

Three weeks? I'd go the other way though Because Australia means you have to get up super early You're going to be up like Our five o'clock is I think two fifty-ish was sort of my plan Yeah Because Australia means you have to get up super early You're going to be up like 3am I think 2.50ish was sort of my plan Yeah And then

You're over there for the comedy fest So you're up late Are you just going to stay up through the night You're insane How are you going to stay awake I don't know I've got plans I mean I obviously can't drink Because I don't want I've got plans I mean I obviously can't drink So

Because I don't want to turn up Sloppy on air That's the first time I've ever Heard you say I've got plans And it didn't involve drinking Yeah I know I'm becoming involved

I was like I'll eat And I'll go to the gym And I'll shower And then I'll You know Hang out Do the radio show

And then go to sleep Do the radio show And then I'll go to sleep Right Because I'll be finished By like 7am If you went to America It would be like 9 o'clock in the morning.

Perfect time. That would be perfect, wouldn't it? Roll out of bed. Well, I'm going over to perform my last year's show, Wild Flood. It's in the Melbourne Comedy Fest and then I go to Brisbane and Sydney. So I've got like three weeks busy. I've got interviews. I've got shows.

I've got gigs. I've got all sorts of stuff planned. Exciting. Oh my God. It's the most excited I've been in a while. But I did think yesterday, because my eyebrow hairs are coming through. Right. Looking a bit scruff.

The mono's in. The mo's back. The chin tufts are tufted. The legs are fluffy. I've had them laser, but they're a bit fluffy. Right. The toes, they're just... Does he have a little bit of a hobbit toe?

On like one of them, there's a couple of sprouters. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, really? I'm not afraid to say. I've got a bit of a hobbit sitch. I don't have any hair on my feet. Don't you?

No. What a pristine little twink you are. Yeah. I don't think so, Vaughn. I don't think that's the definition. But okay. I think I'm between the two of you. You've got a hairy foot, Vaughn. Hairy-ish foot. Fletch has nothing. I've got a few.

Check out my croc tan. Can you see my croc tan? Is that sexy? Come on, guys. Is that sexy? What am I dealing with here? Is this a sexy croc tan? No, it's not. So my plan is because I don't want to, so I'm looking a bit rough, and it's only going to get rougher

because I was like, I don't want to deal with all of this hair removal, primming kind of looking all taut and put together now because come the time that I need to go to Melbourne, it's going to be an almost, it's a little sparse, but not enough that you can be able to deal with it. You're not going to grab it.

So I've got to do a fortnight grow out, and that's just something that you guys are just going to be an almost, it's a little surprise, but not enough that you can be able to deal with it. Not going to grab it. So I've got to do a fortnight grow out. And that's just something that you guys are just going to have to embrace. Sometimes after the show, as genuine friends, we like to go catch up and get brunch. And where we sit outside, it's very bright sunlight. All the hairs will be popping. They're going to be popping

and you just have to like, you've just got to like I've just got places so you can be in the shady bit. We can take a paper bag. I could hide in the shadows be in the shady bit. We can take a paper bag. I could hide in the shadows for a couple of weeks. We could get a paper bag. But I think we're just gonna, I just think you guys get to embrace it. As I say to women all the time, you notice this a lot more than anybody else does. Yeah, I know.

But I do keep on top of these things. And what I'm announcing is I shall no longer be keeping on top of them until I leave. I didn't even look at your monobrow until you pointed it out now all i can say is your monobrow wow really yeah that's probably the least bad it's not i was gonna say this is like nothing there i can't see a single here yeah i know but i'm bracing you i'm just bracing you in the world that that is gonna fill right in that's gonna fill to fill it, like the chin. Yeah, you have a chin strap. In two weeks. Yeah.

100%. I've got polycystic ovarian syndrome. I can grow it just like you can. Even better. Hey, I challenge you to a beard off. I challenge you to a beard off. Challenge accepted, Vaughan Smith. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley.

Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Jeepers. Okay. This is about burnout. There was a massive study conducted in Australia about who's burnt out and burnout is different to stressed, exhausted, tired, drunk too much on the weekend.

Absolutely done. Burnout is often related to, it's mostly often Burnout is often related to, is mostly often, is mostly related to work. Right. Or like what you do for a living and things that you do.

So is this broken in generations, broken down? It is. So the burnout measure defines by three criteria. Exhaustion is one. Loss of empathy towards service recipients or cynicism directed towards one's job and reduced professional accomplishment.

So you hate your job, you're not doing well at it and you're exhausted. That's how they measure burnout. You're just turning up for the paycheck. You're turning up and you're sorry. And resenting every single minute of it. Yeah, so they went down by the generations and it said that Gen Z were

the most burnt out. Yeah. They've only just bloody started. Millennials just under that. Sorry. That was so millennial of you. It just came out. Give it another 10 years.

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Jesus. Sorry. Already. Sorry.

Yeah. No, of course. Sorry. You need a holiday now. So they're saying 34% of Australians in total, regardless of generation, are currently experiencing burnout. Jeez, that's... 34%.

Concerning. Rough. Very concerning. And of that percent, 45% were Gen Z, 41% were millennials. Our resident Gen Z just has weighed in. Okay. Shannon, why are you feeling burnt out? Because I have to do all of your printing

and convert PDFs for the boomers. Listen. Because you guys won't learn how to use a printer. No, it's not that we won't learn. It's that we can't install anything on our Macs. Would you believe what computer I've got? What? A Mac.

I did say. But you're a producer. We don't have the same accesses. It starts with P and so does printer. We're not supposed to produce your medical documents. I needed some forms printed and then I needed them scanned and emailed back to me. I will say one of my friends who is Gen Z quit a job because her CEO of the company refused to write emails. So he would dictate out loud and she would type it.

Get a grip. See, we're not that bad. What was her job? What was her job? A local radio station in New Zealand. Oh. So she wasn't his personal assistant. No, no, no.

She was a full-fledged staff member. Well, see, there's literally a text to type. The dude can't type. I don't even know how to load that up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He doesn't have advanced technology on here. No. It's costing people a lot of money.

The funny thing is, the boomers down the bottom line, they're like, I've never experienced anything like that. Because it's a shame. They don't get it. They wouldn't say I'm burnt out because then you're showing weakness and the boomers can't show weakness because they were raised by people who fought in a war.

And if you ever, as a boomer, said, I don't feel happy, I'm sad, their father would say, you want to know sad? I saw three of my friends' faces get blown off. By the Nazis. By the Nazis when we were on mainland Europe. Continental Europe was at war. You're crying, what are you, gay? That's what he would have said, something like that.

Why don't you go speak German or Japanese and then say a whole lot of racist stuff? So that's why they're like, I'm okay. So would you rather be a millennial who expresses when they're feeling burnt out and takes the time off necessary needed to recover from this so they can come back to life feeling rejuvenated, or a boomer who pushes it down and eventually it turns into a tumour.

A tumour or a stroke. A tumour or a stroke. Or high blood pressure and those rosy cheeks. Rosacea. It's a big rosacea energy. Because the blood pressure gets a little bit high. Or would you rather be Gen Z, who were just slightly inconvenienced this morning

and now they have got burnout too? Shannon just threw daggers at you. I'm glad I'm not looking. Play ZM's Flesh, Fawn and Hayley. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Yeah. It's vasectomy week at Fact of the Day. Snap, snap.

Just gave you a little jingle. Yeah. Like a sting. Yeah. Snip, snip. Vasectomy Week, snap, snap. Yeah, I like it. I mean, Fact of the Day already has a jingle.

It feels like a jingle within a jingle. Yeah. Too much jingle. It's over-jingling. It's over-jingling. Do you think it's let for in Haley and General's over-jingled? It's over-jingled. Over-jingled, un-gingled. Perfect amount of jingle. It's over-jingling. It's over-jingling. Do you think Fletch, Full and Hayley in general is over-jingled? It's over-jingled. Over-jingled? I'm going to jingle.

Perfect amount of jingle. I'll pull back. The first recorded vasectomy is today's fact of the day. How'd they work this out? That poor guy. No, that poor dog. Oh. The first recorded vasectomy was performed on a dog in 1823.

Oh, wow. That's ages ago. Yeah. wow. That's ages ago. Yeah. It was a long time ago. The first human vasectomy, not for sterilization purposes, but to bring about atrophy of the prostate was when that happened. Okay. And then during the Second World War,

a vasectomy was finally regarded as a method of birth control. So the vasectomy as a method of birth control is less than 100 years old. Wow. Yeah. So vasectomy program, the first national scale of vasectomy programs was India in 1954 and it

wasn't for the good reason. Oh. It wasn't for the good reason. Okay, right. It was to stop poor people breeding. Yeah. Because you know, India's got the caste system. Did you learn about that in social studies? Yeah, but I've forgotten all about it. The caste system.

And so the people at the bottom, the peasants, who are actually a very integral part of the whole system, you know, because they work hard and the people above them take their money. Well, you can't have a strong pyramid without a base. You can't. That's where it's at, right? Otherwise, you've just got the top floating, teetering. Yeah, so

it was, that was on, you know, large scale, but, you know, the first one was on a dog in 1823. Wow. And dogs still get vasectomies. Is that what you, when you neuter your dog? No. Because they're two different things. Because

if you want the dog to still have the balls, because there's a bit of thought about the fact that you take that away, and they're a bit like, yo. Yo, what you do that for? I went to sleep with balls. I've woken up without them. Yeah. And I don't know.

Whenever I see a dog's balls, I'm like, ooh. I don't know what they're doing there. And they get caught between the thighs at the back and they sort of push out by the tail. Very pronounced. Very pronounced. And pink. Most dogs aren't pink.

And then so the contrast. Yeah. When you see a man's balls, they're sort of similar in tone to the rest of the body. Because when I say a bull's testicles. Oh, far apart. Massive. But at the same time, I'm like, that's where they belong.

Yeah, totally. That's them. That's them. You're a bull. Yeah, but dogs, it is always jarring, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. And they're so tight. Yeah.

They don't drop like a man's. There's no relaxation in the area at all, is there? They're tight little balls. And, you know, like, I would put it below the lipstick for a jarring thing I don't want to see. But the lipstick's often not there. It's not ever present. God, when you catch a lipstick in the eye, eh? Far out.

Like, that's my day ruined. When they lift their leg and they're, like, licking, but then they've got this weird ability to, like, lick, but also look you in the eye and you're like, not now. You dirty boy. This is like cat civetta. This is like cat civetta. Yeah, they keep their lipstick and everything gone.

Too much butthole. Yeah, well, very pronounced butthole. Why don't I see as much dog butthole as I do cats when they're atomically similar set up? I don't know. Anyhow, today's fact of the day is the first recorded vasectomy was performed on a dog and dogs still get vasectomies. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day.

We're just talking about Goethe and how he must be stoked that that's being sampled. Like he's just getting more money. Yeah, good. Stoked for him. Can Brie get a slice of that? Yeah, probably. Brave for the New Zealand economy. Sure. So by streaming that song and us playing it, we are helping

the New Zealand economy. She sends money home. I don't think she does. Every time someone goes and visits her, she gives them just under $10,000 cash so they don't have to tick that thing coming back into the country that they carry more than $10,000 cash so they don't have to took that thing coming back into the country that they carry more than $10,000 cash. And it's like, you feed this back into my nation. Yeah.

Well, actually, she gives them $10,000 cash but says, buy some duty-free for yourself. That's not what happens. That's what happens. That's the inside word. But, you know, they must be making money for themselves off that one being back. Donald Trump has asked a governor

to remove a portrait of Donald Trump because he looks like, and we've just worked it out, he looks like the son off the old TV show King of the Hill, the old anime show. Correct. He said, I would like the removal of that bad picture from the Colorado State

Capitol building, please. He's like, I don't look like that. He does. He does. It's just really puffy. It is a bad, yeah. The artist also did Obama and he looks wonderful and the one on me is truly the worst.

She must have lost her talent as she got older. Brilliant. Wow. The most Trump sentence. Yeah, but also if you show, if you're telling the world you hate this photo, it's only going to make people share it more. Want it more, exactly. Now that it's taken down, the photo

of it before it got taken down is millions, millions more people are seeing it than would ever have seen it. Oh yeah, I would have never, this would have never crossed my desk. I would have never looked at it. Now I'm laughing. Even the leader of the free, in speech quotations, world

asks you to take a photo down because they don't like that photo of themselves, the painting of themselves. What is he like, a girl? Yeah. What is this, a girl? And this is an Instagram carousel that you're the fourth photo in and you're not happy with the photo,

so the whole carousel's got to come down because I think once it's up, you can't delete individual photos, can you? Maybe you can. No, you can't. What is he, just been cast in Taskmaster? Oh. Maybe I will get some photos taken down. Can you?

Okay. Maybe I will get some photos taken down. I was? Okay. Maybe I will get some photos taken down. I was laughing. I don't think I've ever said to someone, oh, I hate that photo of myself. Can you take it down? Because I just don't care. Do you remember when Taskmaster was announced?

And I was like, oh my God. And I looked on Instagram and I was like, get my agent on the phone. And I quickly rung and I messaged the producer being like, why did you do that to me? Take it down right now, immediately. The full announce that released it to the news. Everyone had the photos.

I was like, nope, change it. Nope, no, no, no. I've never looked worse. Did you change it? Did you get it changed? As a woman, you should have known

that that would not be a photo that I would choose. I thought you looked great and you won. No, I didn't. You did, you looked great and you won. No, because I looked great

in the promo photos because I got it changed. You should have seen them before and you would have even said to me then, not your best sprout. So I definitely, I was like,

take it all down. Take it down from the internet. Take it down from every news thing. No, no, no, no, no. I refuse. I refuse. The problem is

when you put up a photo like with your, like your group show with your friends, you only look at yourself and you're like, good photo of me. I'll put that up.

I couldn't care about either of you. If there's a group situation and they're like, good photo of me. I'll put that up. I couldn't care about either of you. If there's a group situation and they're like, what photo do you want? I don't care. And I'm literally in photos with my eyes closed and blurry because I just don't care. That's the thing. Worry about yourself.

I'm fine. You get uploaded to a friend's carousel and then, yeah, you're the one with your eyes closed. You're like, you didn't even see. Yeah, yeah, because you were just looking at yourself to make sure that you looked harsh. Well, yeah. Because you were just looking at yourself. Exactly. To make sure that you looked harsh.

Well, this is what we wanted to ask this morning. 0800 DARS at M. You can text through 9696. Why was there a fight over a photo? Because maybe they were like, no, they didn't want to take it down. Or maybe you know that they uploaded it because they looked better because you looked so bad. Or maybe, you know, they've uploaded it out of pure venom you know and they're going oh really god you're in a fight i'm going to upload a terrible

photo of you being like oh my god me with my friend like she looks like crap well they uploaded it and just because they looked better than you yeah exactly what was the fight about over a photo oh 800 dollars at emmy you can just touch more on the fact fight about over a photo? 0800-DALZITM. You can text that. I just wanted to touch more on the fact someone would upload a photo of you that you were in, that you look bad in, and what, put the caption like... To get back at you. ...supportive of you, but it's venomous.

100%. Welcome to being a woman, babe. We are complicated. Oh, my God. Okay, 0800... Run. Everybody run. 0800-DALZITM-9696. What was the fight over the photo?

Photo or a picture that was posted because Trump is not happy about his terrible portrait. The way he looks like. It is an awful portrait. What is it? It's Bobby Hill.

Bobby Hill. Yeah, it's puffy. And now it's drawn attention to the portrait and people are posting it more. Well, it's everywhere online so it's backfired on him. Yeah.

But maybe there was a fight in the friend group because somebody uploaded a photo they shouldn't have, or it was a nice photo of them, but not of you. I posted a compilation of terrible photos of my sister for her birthday on my Instagram, forgetting that her ex-boyfriend followed me. I posted it, then put my phone down and went back to work and picked up my phone.

20 missed calls and texts from her saying, you need to take that down, because I can only appear hot online now to make my ex jealous. Yes, 100%. When you break up with someone, your only job is to just look hot. Yeah, it is. And post about it as often as possible. What's the tax code on that job? I'm just coming to the end of the financial year.

We need to be over these sorts of things. I think it's M or something. M, okay, M. M-H, massively hot. Fiona, when was there a fight over a photo posted? Firstly, long-time listener, first-time caller. Oh, well was there a fight over a photo posted? Oh, firstly, long time listener, first time caller. Oh, well spoken. Welcome.

Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Yay! This actually happened this morning. My daughter, my lovely, sweet daughter, she's 14 and will be mortified that I'm telling the story. She posted this gorgeous little montage of her brother and her

doing all these cute little poses, and it was just gorgeous. And there was this picture of them holding up their Easter bunnies, and they were just so excited. And then in the background, there is my husband, and he's got pulled to the side his shorts and he's showing his all of his stuff. We got ballsack. We got dad's ballsack.

He's doing a baby bird. Dad's pulling a baby bird in the background. That's what he calls it. It's a classic. Your husband's obviously an established and fine gentleman if he's familiar with the baby bird. It's a classic. Look what I found. I found a baby bird. It's a classic. It's a classic.

Look what I found. I found a baby bird. Yeah. Actually, you shouldn't be baby birding anymore. Yeah. Okay. And so this has accidentally ended up on, yeah, right on the post. On TikTok.

Yeah. So I get a text from his sister this morning saying, do you know what your daughter's done? And do you know what your husband was doing? I am just I love this. Daughters to the left of you, baby birds to the right, stuck in the middle of you.

Yeah. And so has that been taken down now? Yes, swiftly. Okay, swiftly. I would have been interested to see if TikTok had a very good AI for detecting baby birds, though. I don't know.

Apparently not. Apparently not. Okay, well, good to know that you can sneak one through on TikTok. Thank you, Fiona. Thank you for calling. And welcome to the family. Officially. Officially.

Okay, keep your texts coming in. 9696, 0800, dials at M. What was the fight over a photo? Play ZM's Fletchborn and Hayley. When did the photo cause an argument? When did you're like, take it down. How wild is this? My partner's cousin who lives in the UK posted our newborn baby's photo on her Facebook page.

How did your partner's cousin get a photo of the baby? It's too far afield. You don't see your cousin photo your baby. Maybe in a group chat and then they just quickly posted it. She posted it on her Facebook page announcing her birth when we said we weren't posting anything about it online and got her name wrong. So obviously there was a bit of a fight there.

I got into a heated back and forth convo with a club manager after they posted a horrendous photo of me from a night out on their bar's social media page. Oh, God, I've had that before. Oh, yeah, and they stamp it with the bar name. Yeah, and they have the big flashing light on you. Yeah, and you're sweaty and your eyes go, because of the bright light.

Yeah, I've had that. Yeah, and they were like, Quasimodo joined us at the club at the weekend. Old sloppy Quasi turned up. Slops quaz. Slop quaz. My favourite thing used to be cropping my sister's face

and bad photos of them and on her birthday I'd share them on her Facebook page. Still to this day my sister has one that is so bad it's very intoxicated.

Each year it comes back up. Man, I love sharing that every year. Who does that? John Krasinski and Emily Blunt. Don't they do bad photos of themselves each birthday

and say happy birthday to my husband? I think so, yeah. And Brian Reynolds and Blake Lively do that too, don't they? Yeah, I think they do. Or cut each other out. Wow, okay, what are you on their side behind? Guys, I am always in the middle. I'm what?

Who are we talking about? We were avoiding it. Who are they? I actually don't know what's happening. The whole thing, I don't know what's happening I don't think anyone does I don't think anyone knows what's happening I think they're all

Somebody else said nightclub did me dirty I was on stage wasted I pulled my undies up with my skirt Hitched all the way up For a bit of a gag Talk about embarrassing Once I saw it, everyone was commenting on it and sharing it online and I was like,

take it down. And so they took over a day to delete it. Oh, wow. But then by that time, everybody's got it. We've seen it. Yeah. My mother-in-law posted about our engagement and the birth of our kids and wedding pics

all before we'd even announced or had time to tell people. She got told to take them all down as they happened and then she went and did it again for different events and then she went and posted my sister-in-law's new baby and all the details recently before they had it. Every wedding now it's like don't take photos, don't upload Please wait. Please wait. Georgie

you just had your wedding a few weeks ago. Did anybody break the rules? Actually no. I think people get it. Also I feel like people stay off their phones at weddings now. Right? Yeah. Like, until later. And then they've had a few shampoos. Yeah, I might be hungry. Honestly, over it. Yeah. Hot.

There was a couple. I think you got a photo early, didn't you, Vaughan? I got a video. A video? Yeah. I think it was a video. I had a photo. Yeah. Yeah, Vaughan got a video early. But that was, she asked. She asked. And that was the only one that I know of. Okay. Okay. Yeah.

And then how often do you reckon you'll post your wedding photos? Like once a week? You just do it once and you've got to be done. Just once. I reckon you put reminders in your phone actually.

Right, to post more. No, no, for when you're just going to post that you actually get amongst it. So you're like two months? One month. Okay. Every month.

Every month. And then sort of after six months every second month. And then birthdays. Oh my God. Birthdays. Valentine's, Christmas. And of course you've six months, every second month. And then birthdays. Valentine's, Christmas. And of course, you've got to take the opportunity if it's like your mum's birthday,

you upload the photo from your wedding of you and your bride with your mum and be like, happy birthday to mum. And do the classical thing. Don't even look what mum looks like. Just make sure you're looking good.

Yeah, you're looking a little bit snatched. That's how it goes. I got one's got caught, this text to finish, one's got caught in the middle of two friends arguing over a Facebook album from a house party. No's how it goes. I got one's got caught, this text to finish, one's got caught in the middle of two friends arguing over a Facebook album from a house party. Gather around, children.

In 2007 through 2010, boy, we used to take a whole digital photo, a whole digital cameras with the photos at house parties and upload the entire thing. I tell you what, and captioned every photo. There wasn't anything terrible. Some of those have been hidden now, haven't they, Vaughn? They certainly have. They certainly have.

If not deleted they're on an only me. There wasn't anything terrible about this these photos but friend A just thought she looked average and demanded friend B take them down.

She didn't. So friend A then downloaded all the photos edited herself to look better with like beauty filters and stuff then re-uploaded the photos to Facebook

then reported friend B's original album so Facebook would take them down. And only the ones with her with the beauty filter on remained. What a... All go. It's all go. Again, this is another tick in the column of turn off the internet. Yeah.

Unplug it at the wall. Four minutes away from nine. The show, thanks to Chemist Warehouse, cracking yesterday was like 45% off the Sunself range. I'm going to Chemist Warehouse today, actually. Me too, get myself some juice. I'm getting some salic acid CeraVe wash. You've raided the Chemist Warehouse shelf in Georgia's studio and you've taken some lube.

Yeah, you got the purple lube. What have you got lube for? Oh, do you know why? Did you think it was like face cream? Hair gel. Something about Mary moment over here. At least make it a believable lie, Georgia Why is the board going in here, Joe? I was going to say it was an arnica rub

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