ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 28th April 2026

Episode Date: April 27, 2026

On Today's Big Pod,  Betting on the weather Guy got pulled over in a Waymo Top 6 - Other collabs for Burt's Bees Themed hangouts are the new bar crawl Brin's Adventures How to hit on someone depending on the generation Vaughan is looking for the perfect toaster We will create you a couples name Hayley has to change her show The awkward dressing room moment QLP - Did your relationship survive cheating? Fact of the day What's your crazy yarn that no one believes? Celebrity Treasure Island What each generation complains about in therapy Not enough for the News News SLP - Have you ever gone through a partners phone without them knowing? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

from the ZM Podcast Network. This is... Fleshwoman and Haley's Big Pod. Thanks to animates, making happy happen for pets. Thank you, Bryn. Brin is back from Japan. Oh, good.

We're going to have to catch up with Brin during the show to get the rundown. God, yeah, it looks so good. Because I imagine that would have been an amazing trip. Japan would be amazing, full stop. Chuck a bit of Brin on time. Oh, no. Aragato.

Yeah. And Haley's also back. And Haley's back as well. In studio. In studio. I'm so happy to be home. Do you want me to get that? I was thinking that yesterday.

Struggling to get a... I drove past your house. Did you? Your stalker. Yay. Yeah. Thanks, doll. Drove past and I thought she'll be glad to be home.

Oh my gosh. It's lovely and cold. I'll tell you what, Brisbane's too warm. It's hot. It's hot. It's hot. Hot. The whole time was hot.

Hot. Well, you're back in studio. The top six. Vaughn. Yeah. Burt's B's. Love him. Famous lip balm.

Oh, yeah. Burt's bees. Yep. Are doing a pickle co-lab. It started out as a bit of an April Fool's Jokey joke, but people were like, actually, that would be yum. Get some pickles on my lips. Yeah, get pickles on my lips.

Pickles on my lips. So I've got the top six other Bert's B's collabs. Next on the show. You know you can bet on anything? Yeah, you can. There's that gambling website? Yeah. What is it, Pollymark?

Can New Zealanders do? I don't know. I don't want to. I have an addictive personality. No, I mean, that's pretty bad. Like, a lot of people in the White House have been betting on some pretty serious things and making some serious money.

Oh, really? Yeah, like, you know, the war and things like that. Corruption is complete. Corruption's corrupting. It is, yes. So, somebody's bet on something. And there's a whole, like, investigation going on. It was a weather bet.

Oh, okay. On the weather. Not weather or not to. Weather is in rain, sun, wind. The weather weather. Okay. We've got some scandal. We've got some scandal.

with some scandal. Delve into that next. The Fletchborn and Haley, big pod. Everybody is betting on everything, it seems. And I've just Googled. No, you cannot legally use Polly Market in New Zealand. Yeah. No Mario messaged in.

You know Mario a man on the horse. Yeah. The call from the horse. Moronsville, Mario. You said, yeah, no, you can't. The only thing you can use in New Zealand are TAB and Betcha. All overseas betting agencies were banned. I mean, it's long been the case, like even in America, the UK,

you can bet on who's going to be the next James Bond. They're still mucking around with that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But in America, polymarket, betting on anything has become a huge thing and a huge problem. So there's an investigation underway after someone walked away with $21,000 US dollars for betting on the weather, temperature reading specifically at a Parisian airport. Because they always, boomers hate the fact that temperatures are taken at the airport. Why?

Did you not grow up with this? Mom's just like, it's not, no, it's warm under that. That's because they measure it. Oh, my mum does that. And Hamilton, it was always like, they take that temperature down by the river. My mum does that.

24, so that's 26. Yeah, always. Yeah, they've got a real problem with the weather station. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 19, so that's more like 20. Yeah, they take it in the shade. That's so funny. I didn't realize that was a generational thing.

My mom's terrible for it. I love that someone with no meteorological, you know, experience or expertise. Or know-how or education. Yeah. Doubt that Nie were. Why are they doing it in their shame? I'm pretty sure they don't.

They will have found the position that works better. Things have changed. Yeah, but it's windy or out by the airport. Oh, that'll be 25. Yeah. Yeah. Certainly warmer hair. Yeah.

Oh, it's not. It's 17, but it's not. Oh, we're in a microclimate. I always added a couple. Yes. So basically what? They reckon staff had access to the thermometer or where they take the reading? Yes, correct.

And they think they used the hairdry. or a lighter or something to boost it up degrees and get the money, hit their perfect temperature. So there's a French investigation about the tampering with the weather station. Right. Because is it, like we all know insider trading, which is, you know, when you work for a company or you get inside information that maybe they're about to merge or sell.

Yeah. And so you buy and then you sell right before. Yes. Or you sell after the news and you make heaps of money. Yeah. We know that's illegal. But is it insider trading if it's temperature? or like when the US is going to announce a truce or a war?

I don't know. Like, is it the same? I don't know. See, it's cooked to me. You can bet on that because, like, Donald Trump could be, like, oh, I could make a billion dollars, get some guy to a bed. Well, he literally has been born. And people in the administration.

I was going to say this all, I was going to say this all ruck people up and even saying that. But, okay, so it's been happening. Yeah, it's been happening. Yeah. Okay, cool. Yeah. I think they warned somebody's in trouble, someone that works in the military for this very thing in the last week.

Okay, cool. I'm starting to think that guy might be a bad guy. Listen, hear me out. My opinion on Trump is turning. It seems like the information on the polymarkets is quite open. Like, you can see the big bets happening. Yeah, right. Yeah.

So the weather sensor went up six degrees Celsius in seconds on the two days where this person bet $19 that it would, resulting in the $21,000 payout at the Charles deGoo. So they were like, it'll exceed 22. It's less than 1% chance at the time of the year that that's going to happen. And then put a hundred bucks on. And then it happened two days in a row.

That's so cheeky. You wouldn't even need a hairdry because you'd have to plug that in right. You'd just use a lighter. Well, that's also a light. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Battery-powered hair dryer. Flam thrower or something like that. And then they, so they made the bet, won the bet, withdrew the money and deleted their account.

And so can they find them or no? Well, there's an investigation underway. Oh, yeah, okay. But I mean, it's obviously someone that works at the airport, right? That's so good. It's like you can't even be mad at this. It's quite brilliant. I didn't know this, but when airport temperature data from that weather station is used to calculate things like takeoff distances

and how quickly an aircraft can climb. So tampering with it could genuinely put people's lines at risk. I didn't know that. I wouldn't have thought of that. Well, do you think a plane can take off better in the cold or? Probably worse. I didn't even know that was a factor. No, neither.

Okay, so this guy's probably going to prison just for making a thousand bucks. Yeah, yeah. Was it worth it? Probably not. No one. There's also a case where a U.S. soldier was arrested for placing polymarket bets using classified military intelligence about the capture of Venezuela's Nicholas Maduro. Oh, my God.

So he's like, bet, bet, guys, we got him, but shh. Someone go and bet $50,000 that they're going to get in today. Bet, lob. Oh, we got him. We got him. Wild, eh. The fleshborn and Haley, big pod. I actually can't believe that we live in a world with self-driving cars.

Like, here we are. It's the future. It's so bizarre to me. The Waymo's over, it's big in America, right? Are they anywhere else? Yeah, I've seen them in L.A. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, they're in Europe.

It feels like this is some of the European Union would put in absolute no longer. I don't think so. So the roads in Europe would be insanity. They'd be a little fiat. Yeah, they would be fiat. Let's be honest. We're not getting self-driving cars in New Zealand until they're really good.

We've got too many bendy bits. We've got too many bendy bushy bits. Whereas like in LA in particular, it's all highways and just like big wide roads and stuff. So Waymos, if you don't know what they are, they're basically like self-driving Tesla cars that have these little robots on them. They have a big thing on the roof

and it's got cameras. Yeah, right. If you ever see those going by. And they self-drive you. So you can get into a Waymo and literally just be you in the back. And there's no one in there. There's no one in there and you can just be on your phone and it.

Yeah. And the wheel turns. It's so bizarre. So weird. I haven't been in one yet, but I don't know that it would. It makes me freaked out. So there's a guy Joe who was sharing his experience of being in a Waymo. And it was late at night on a weeknight, so it wasn't like a very busy road.

Yeah. And he pulls up and he pulls up and he pulls, the Waymo pulls up next to a police car. And the police car has its lights on, like flashing, you know, as a pull over. And the Waymo takes off. And the cop goes after and the cop's like flashing its lights and stuff. And then the Waymo recognises this because of its cameras that it needs to pull over because it's something the police person needs to do something. The Waymo pulls over.

The cop pulls him behind. The cop gets out of the car. The Waymo takes off. And this guy, Joe, is just in the back like, well, I can't do anything. He's not driving the car. It happens three times he says that the cop like pulls over. The car's just really confused. Does the cop not know it's a waymo?

I think the cop's worked out it's a waymo. There's a waymo thing on the roof and stuff. So eventually the Skyjo is able to put in his app, I guess. Yeah. Pull over. Stop, stop, stop, stop. And then the cop comes out and all the four windows automatically drop down. And the guys that's in the back like, hey.

And the cop's like, oh, okay, you know, here we go. Yeah. And then he has to sit in the back and wait while the cop gets him to call into the call center of Waymo so they can talk to each other. Was it speeding? Apparently it was swerving. Oh, okay. But then the guy Joe thinks that he was swirming because he was trying to get out of the way for

the cop. It was this whole thing. That would be a nightmare because you have no control over it. And this guy Joe was saying that he was like, am I going to get charged for running away from a police officer? No, Joe's well down the list of people who are to blame for this. Well, it'd be like if your Uber or a taxi driver took off. It'd be like charging the kid in the back of the car if the parent tried to out

the cops. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. I'm just looking up how often do Waymos have accidents? Because haven't there been a couple of incidents where they've stopped in bizarre places, like on train tracks? Like, that would be scary.

And then the door's lock, it's got kitty lock. You can't get out. The train's coming. I remember what you did two years ago. And you're like, no, no, no, no, no, what they have? I've been talking to your chat GPT. As a lower rate, they've had lowered the rate of serious accidents. this year, a 79% reduction in airbag triggering crashes.

So that's... Oh, well, that's a... That's fantastic. But, you know... Humans. We're out there still having pretty bad accidents ourselves. Listen to this. There are 0.02 serious injury incidents per million miles

compared to 0.22 for human drivers. Right. So you're safer in a Waymo. In an automated car. Wow, okay. You're safer at a Waymo, and if everyone else is in a waymo. Yes. If we get rid of the humans is what you're saying. We're safer.

If we get rid of the humans. If we just all become, as a planet, passenger princesses, and the way most do the driving, we're safe. The Z&M Podcast Network. From the unmoderated comment section, this is the top six. Hello there. A Bert's Bees, CoLab has been announced. I think this kind of started as an April Fool's joke.

and then people were like, actually, that's slap pretty hard because you can't go wrong with pickles. No, you can't. This wouldn't be the first time a company's joked about something at April Falls and it's happened, right? I'm doing a, googling it and, yeah, there was a few. It usually involves pickles. Yeah.

It sounds like, pickles, what a crazy flavour. Everyone's like, no, what an elite flavour. Bert's bees and Grillo's pickles have teamed up to create a pickle. A cucumber dill lip balm. Yum. Blending a smooth formula with Grillo's signature flavour. I love Bert's bees. I'm not a Bert's pears.

bees is a good stuff? It's nice. It's just, it's not super, like, medicated in that, you know, it's nice and natural. It's beeswax, right? Yeah, it's yummy. It's got other stuff on it as well, but it's. Yeah. Nice and soft. Well, I thought, on the back of pickles,

what else are we loving? The top six flavors for other Bert's Bees Collabs. And they do call them flavors. Yeah, they are, because you lick them and taste them. Because they've got a pomegranate one, eh? Yeah, that's a good one. I use a cucumber one already. Cucumber and mint. It's nice and cullin. In this, they tend to

Brans is a limited edition, they don't ever say flavour a limited edition fresh cucumber dill moisturising balm and then it just says barm and balm and it never says a new flavour there might be a rule right around there might be encouraging eating it yeah I wonder if that's the case

we've all nibbled on a lush soap you know I mean the first time I saw a lip balm as like a kid and I was like these must taste great they smell amazing oh wow fingerful no explains a lot doesn't know about the development he's a lip balm eater as a child yeah maybe that's what happened to the face

eating of this is kind of clogged the paws or something. Yeah. It could have just stopped its development from developing into the face of a man that looks like he can have sex. Right. No, no, I thought I put have sex just wasn't good. It just needs to be getting worse. Knows how.

The description. Knows what to do. No's how, yeah. Top 6 flavors for another Bert's co-lab. Flavors of the moment. Okay. Number six on the list. How about a maple bacon balm?

maple bacon yeah yum sweet bacon balm sweet bacon balm a little greasy so it actually felt like bacon grease yeah give us a kiss pork lips imagine because it's one about did you just eat a sweet bacon yeah okay bert's bees already do a vanilla maple okay but that's not bacon yeah so just add some bacon and we're there and we're already there yeah you need the pork element yeah definitely need that pork fat uh it could be be balm slash bacon fat yeah oh i can feel all the grease on my lips. Super greasy. Okay, there is already a bacon balm.

But not Bert's Bees. No. And not maple. Well, this is Goet's take on it. Get into a Burt. Number five on the list of the top six flavors for Bert's Bees co-lab is a go-chujan. Oh. Gochujan.

What's that? It's the hot flavor at the moment. It's the Korean hot. It's what's on our polyflower, darling. Yeah. The Gochu Jung, the red paste. Oh, I love that. You bought some from the Syma.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I've just never known how to say it. I have to Google it as well. Go to jam. Go to jam. Yeah, yum. Yeah, it's good stuff. Number four on the list. I mean, it's full of sugar. Yeah, who cares? That's why it's job. You shut up, who cares?

Number four on the list of the top six flavors for a bert's be colab ready salted. Oh, and you know people would buy it. But you're just going to be like that. The whole place is a light salting. You're going to be like this. That could do with a dip. Yeah, that needs a bit of vinegar. I wish it had flavor. Could have been salt and vinegar, actually. Salt and vinegar, would it sting?

It's good for you. There's nothing worse than when you're at someone's house and they bring out some chips and you're like, yum. That's a salt and vinegar chip. Yum. No, same color. It's really salted. Yeah, yeah.

Number three on the list of the top six flavors for a bert's bees co-lab. For the adults, apparel spritz. Yum. Apparel sprits on the lips. Yeah, that would actually be yum. Yum. Let me spits on your lips. Yeah, let me sprit on your lips.

Number two I mean the slogan writes it It does, yes I like spritz on the list Let me spritz on your lips Number two on the list Number two on the list Is hibiscus rose mint and cucumber

That's doing too much Yeah yum Sometimes you know you see something And you're like You're doing too much It's not enough It's really salted Not enough

Hybiscis rose mint and cucumber Too much Yeah I do mint and cucumber And then there's roses fine But it's too much It's too floral It's but someone will have it And it'll be their favourite

And number one on the list of the top six flavors for Burt's B's Co-Lab. It's hot honey. It's hot honey. Everything's hot honey. Everything's hot honey in 2026. With their brain Clint's chips were hot honey. Yeah, they are man. They are hot honey. The chicken. Yes. And they do a hot honey dip now for your nuggets. Yeah. So, Subway did a hot honey. Everybody's doing hot honey. Yeah, it's flavor. Get on board, get a little hot. Well, you've already got the bees wax. Yeah. Although Plains birds' bees doesn't taste like honey.

You might think because it's beeswax. It might have a honey. Doesn't. It's not sweet. Yeah, well, something to ponder. That's the day stop six. The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's FlashForn and Haley. We know that the younger generations, the Gen Zs in particular,

and the millennials. Yes. Us younger generations. We're not drinking as much as we used to, and Gen Z less overall. So the idea of the humble pub crawl, which I haven't done for a while, I was thinking about a pub crawl at the weekend

when I was having a drink with my good friend Fletch. Oh yeah? And our friend Big Hearted Jets. That wasn't a pub crawl, we were at one pub. I was thinking it would be nice. Well, I think we're doing a pub crawl. Yeah. We could go on.

Hard when you're going to drive home with your kids though. Yeah, your kids were there. I don't know if you guys are about this. Frown upon to take your kids on a pub crawl and then drive them home drunk. I think that is overall. I did the parenting course. We did invite you to the next pub. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But that's all right. The car had to go home. You want a chicken on chips. Yeah. The cabab shop was closed. Oh no. Heartbreak. Because it's not 2 a.m.

Vaughn. Yeah, why? They only open it 2 a.m. But not 2pm. 2pm on a pub holiday. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So the pub crawls out of fashion, right? Because it basically encourages drinking a lot.

Yeah. Drink at each one you go to. So here's six ideas that people have been doing instead of a pub crawl. And I like these. book crawl. This one, you'll like this, producer carwim. Hot between cafes with a book in hand, reading a set amount at each stop, great for book clubs of solo slow days. So you might go, you know, I'm going to read a chapter here,

and then I might go to another little place for a slice, and then I read a chapter there. Yeah, that sounds so fun. Cute, hey! You wouldn't want to have a coffee or a caffeinated beverage at each stop. No, you could do a smoothie one place, lunch one place, maybe a glass of wine at one place and something like that. Have your day and read a chapter each place. This is nice too, because sometimes when you're reading,

a book you're like, oh, I'm kind of done. But if you go, okay, I have to get to a certain spot and then I can change location. Yeah, you get your steps in. Okay, now this one is for you, Fletch, bakery crawl, visit multiple bakeries and sample one item at each for a mini tasting tour.

So you could like put together a list of like which bakery has the best raspberry slats. I bought in some Anzac biscuits. Oh, nice, thank you. They just reminded me because I ate three. There were three different types of Anzac biscuits and I ate all three. Okay.

Okay. I'm looking forward to trying them. You need a gap though because this slice is pretty... You'd walk between, I reckon. Walk between the bakeries. Do it. It's like Dominion Road or somewhere that's got like five or six of them. Yeah. You know, go like that.

Okay, and here's one for me. Thrift store crawl. Hit three or four different vintage thrift shops with optional challenges like a per store budget. Like $10 each store. What can I get? $10 each store? When did you last go to a thrift shop?

Yeah. Okay, a food crawl, this is for all of us. Split a night out across multiple restaurants by course. So entree, I've done this before, entree at this restaurant, we move. We did this. This is just us on a Friday. We start with lunch, go to a bar and then end up somewhere for dinner. Dinner party crawl, so say the three of us were doing it,

we'd do entrees at Fletches, we'd do mains, at Vaughns and put at hails. Oh, that sounds like you've got the most mess. Yeah, he's got the most. Well, he's doing the most. He's doing the main. And the final one, which I like park crawl, visit multiple parks with different activity at each. Something active, something chill, something creative.

I used to do this when the girls were little, we worked out this loop of all the best playgrounds and you'd go to like these really, and they were killer playgrounds like they were good, not killer, people weren't dying at the playgrounds. Yeah, they were good playgrounds like adult stuff was there too. Yeah, me, me. You could actually add booze to all of those too.

Okay, well this was the point is to sort of put down the booze and make it not a priority, but yes, you could add booze to all. The Zanin Podcast Network. Well, we've noticed this absence, haven't we? We have. We have. From our news bulletins and he's back, baby. He's back.

Brin is back. From out of space. Unfortunately. Well, you know, I had four hours sleep last night. The weird thing is, I couldn't sleep because of how quiet it was. Because you've been in the hustle, bustle of Japan.

Of Japan, where it's just full noise 24-7? Right. Where were you based, Tokyo? Well, I did a wee trip. I started in Osaka, and then went to Kyoto, and then to Fuji and then to Tokyo. Fugee.

Yeah. Fugee. Fidgian's in Fugee. Niche reference. Ah. For those that enjoyed it, they enjoyed it. For those that did it, and it just sort of felt like we interrupted Brennan, it was rouge.

The Fijis? Did you see, you saw the mountain? I saw your photo, you got a pretty good mountain day. Now, I was stressed out about that because apparently there are only like 80 days in a year that you can actually see Mouth Food. They call it Mount Taranaki of Japan. Yeah, yeah, yeah, but when you see it, it's beautiful.

Yeah. And I just happened to luck out, because the entire week it had been overcast in cloudy and the one morning that I was at Fuji and I did splurge on the hotel room for that one night. I saw it. It was very stunning. Amazing.

I was extra anxious about that and I woke up and it was pristine. Like out your window, it just looked so beautiful. I like to think that was your old medium. The old girl that died. Yeah, parting the clouds here. Or your Native American guardian spirit. No, it was the cat looking its ass at one of the temples I went to the day before.

I think that's where the good luck came from. Yeah, well, that's actually like. Is that a true thing? Yeah. I don't know about licking itself. Right. But it was the cat in the temple. Yeah, right.

I'm going to say, if a cat look in its asses, good luck, I'm deep in good luck then. Yeah. My cat's always doing that right in front of a man. Did you get any fortunes? Like when I went, when I was in Japan, I went to this temple and you could like take something from the wall and it gave you a fortune. Like a vending machine? No, no, it wasn't a vending machine. The vending machines over there.

Oh, yeah. Did you use any vending machines? I actually didn't. No, because it's just too overwhelming. Didn't get a sandwich from a vending machine or a vibrator? Some soiled underpits? Yeah. Well, I saw, I...

Can I say... Well, you have, but it's okay. I whispered it, though, so no. You saw some... Some backdoor beads. Yeah, okay, backdoor beads. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So if you're into that stuff...

You can get it, you can get anything from anywhere. Anything in a vending machine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you love it? It was amazing. Did you do that thing when you go to a nice new country and you're like, I can move here? I could live here.

Was it one of those lived there or just nice to visit? Well, I tell you, they've got a lot of Toyotas over there. A lot of them. Oh, that's good. You're an ambassador, Horn. A lot of Toyotas. Yeah. Really?

North Harbour Toyota would love that. I'd love to hear it. Derek will be stoked. A lot of Hondas too. Yeah, right. You're in Japan. Kawasaki's. A lot of Kawasaki motor bikes.

No, I didn't see any of them. No, I'm not a one. What was the best thing you ate? I got... Best thing I ate. Please tell me you indulged in the food. You weren't like a... You're not a fussy boy.

You're already eating. I think you're going to hate this. But I had a really good pizza. Oh my God. Run! Oh, wow. It was amazing. Do you know, I had the best Italian I've ever had in my life in Tokyo.

Yeah. And I've been to Italy. Yeah. It was just the best. Did they make some sort of recipe swap with the Italians in World War II? No. We're both on the wrong side of history there. No.

No? Just a classic margarita pizza. It was... Oh, my God. Did you go for it like a classic bento box? No. No, no, no, none of that. Did you eat any Japanese food?

Well, on the last day, I went and had some ramen for the first... On the last day! What were you doing it if I went to Japan? I'd primarily live on ramen. Well, I was mainly eating from the 7-Elevens and the Lawson's. Because he blew so much money on that hotel to see Mount Belje. I hate to... I haven't even opened my bank account yet,

I just... Oh, post-holiday. There'll be nothing in there. Yeah. I just opened mine for the first time after a month away. Yeah, it's not good. Some sort of evaporation things occurred. Where does it go?

The money? Yeah. Food. Pizas. Italian pizzas in Japan. Italian pizzas in Japan. I'm surprised. I will share one story.

I'm surprised they actually let me into Japan. I made a huge mistake when I got there. The customs official... You know you're going through board. order control in their, you know, checking your information. The customs officer, she put her hand up like this. Stop. I gave her a high five.

Oh, Brin. No. You're like, this is how they greet you in Japan. I'm like, well, for me. Yeah. Stop. How did she take that? She's like, no, no, no, wait.

So that was awkward. Bad start for the trip, but you'd recommend Japan? 100%. Yeah. Did you travel by yourself or was there a... Mrs. Brun? No, it was a solo trip. Wow.

Did you find a Mrs. Brin? Found no one. A Mr. Brin? No, nothing. No one. And then they Brin? No one. Gosh.

96-96. If you would like to apply. Yeah. To be Brin's travel partner. Yeah. You didn't get on the apps when you were away? Have a little swipty swipey swipe. I had a look on Timo.

No, one. Different app. I mean, you're so close to Trani. You could probably just do a pickup. The shipping can be cheap. Play. Z-N's. Let's morning Haley.

Now, if you are needing to find someone to love, it's winter, it's going to get cold, needed someone to snuggle with, you know? Snuggle. You get a schnergle. A little snuggie, luggs. A little snuggie luggs. Snuggle feels to me like a snuggle,

but a very like nose-heavy snuggle. Like you're pushing your nose into their nose. Sounds snotty. Yeah, it does feel snoddy. A little bit congested. Here is how, so each generation was asked, how they like to receive being picked up, basically, being hit on. Yeah.

And I've condensed it down and given an example of each. So let's start with the boomers, age 61 to 79. Can we guess before you tell us how? Can we guess? How do they like to be flirted with? If I was, if you were a boomer board and I'd flirting with you, I'd probably say, Just grab my tits. Nice norks, yeah.

Give it a, uh-oh-oh. Yeah, yeah. Nice norks, you'd tweak the bottom of it? Get underneath it. Nice norks, love. Heavy. Yeah, oh, heavy tits. Sorry, sorry.

All right, well, let's see how. We just want silly. Well, no, we just make him... No, boomers would like, I think, boom a woman would like a gentleman, like a chivalrous gentleman. They're not, they don't, put aside your suffragette stuff for a little bit and treat me like a lady.

So the boomers say be authentic, don't copy like tacky movie things, so being authentic, asking questions and actually listening to the answers, so there's your gentlemanly thing. Pick up lines, only work if they suit your personality, and seeking consent as things progress. An example they've given that you could say to a boomer

if you were wanting to pick her up in the supermarket, let's say. Yeah. Couldn't help but noticing you. Are you always this hard to ignore? But that is cheesy. It's so cheesy. Comment on something in the environment. This band is either great or terrible.

I can't tell. What do you think? I quite like that. That's a good one. Or the grocery store thing, notice something in their basket and riff on it warmly. Mm. Riff on it warmly.

Bananas. Oh, you. Someone's getting their potassium. Yeah, yeah, bananas. I've got something else sort of long and smooth that you can. Oh no. Rap you. No.

No. I'll have noticed you've gone for Olivani. Yeah. Health conscious, though. I see you're concerned about your heart.

No avocados. I see you're scared of the healthy fats. Okay, Gen X, that's your 45 to 60s. Be funny. They want funny. The Gen X is genuinely curious.

Land compliments that go beyond looks, not just like, hey, you're hot. Like, oh, you've got a great personality. Someone tells me I've got a great personality, though. I read that as like, get a dog face. Yeah.

Oh my God. She's so lovely. They don't want to drink. Oh my God all the time. Oh, she's funny. She's good to be around. Don't drag out online chat. They want you planning a date within two weeks.

And subtle physical touches, i.e, hand or shoulder. Right. So not the, not the gnaw-n-orke. Not the norks. So the gen Z, they say skip small talk fast. So you go,

how are you? What do you do? Okay, genuine question. Yeah, what's the most interesting thing that's happened to you this week. I do that a lot. I like that. Callback compliment.

a number of detail they mentioned early and bring it back in conversation. So they mentioned something. Lock it in. They like that. Yep. Deadpan opener, here's a suggestion they've given. I was going to play it cool, but honestly that felt like too much effort. Want to go on today? Like that. I like that. I like that. Okay. Here's Millennials. Here we are,

29 to 45. I've put you in there by the way. Thanks. Snuck-knuck-on. He's snacks. Honorary. Honorary. Millennials, 29 to 46. I'm an ex-ennial. Be friendly, witty and low pressure. We're chill. Oh, no. That came across so cringe. like back and I put it on the end. Friendly,

low pressure, which are safety, positivity and reciprocity are the three pillars. Brief warm interactions beat long drawn-out approaches. Younger millennials more likely to share Instagram

than their phone number. Here's some examples. Millennials, I find you intriguing. Oh, God. Intriging. Again, what dog face? Specific and unusual lands better than you're beautiful.

Just from me. One millennial, you're beautiful. Start with your beautiful no matter what they say. Eye contact, slight, nod towards somewhere quieter, being like, should we go over there so I can hear you? Because I'm like, oh my God, he listens.

Because I'm a generation that grew up primarily wearing headphones, and I've absolutely rooted my hearing. If we go to somewhere definitely quiet without this background noise. I know this is Ford, but coffee sometime, hand over your number, walk away. I like that, I take that. And here's your Gen Zs, this is where it ends. Gen Z 13 to 28? No eye contact.

Yeah, playful, meme-based humour. Context consent and body language Compliment something non-sexual I like your glasses, I like your bag I love it, send them a meme, wit and standing out matters in crowded online spaces Because that's where it is

Pick your memes carefully though Hard note of begging If it's real dark You could send them a dark meme And it might not land Yeah because of your gen millennial humour Yeah we're being a lot

So there are examples of flirt with them Send a cheeky gif as an opener On apps instead of a hay like a little fun giff. Send Mr Bean. Trust me. I don't know of Mr. Bean. Trust me.

Send a Mr. Bean gif. You've been sending Mr. Bean Gifts lately. Mr. Bean's back, baby. He's funny. Mr. Bean's back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a pick-up line you could try after the Gen Z. Self-aware humor.

I rehearse something better to say than this, but now I've forgotten it. Nah. You don't like that? No. Makes you cringe? Yeah, it's because you didn't. I think just get out there. Oh, I know, but your examples that you've posed

just going up and grabbing someone's gnaw gnaw gnawks. No, only old lady. That was the boomers. That was the boomers hit on. So we're not doing that with millennial. No. No, no, no, no. No.

No. No. No. Across the generations. For clarity, I'll say I wouldn't, regardless of a lady's age, I'm not opening with a nork grab. No, neither. Just a joke. Yeah, I just think, yeah, regardless of generation.

Hands off the norks. The ZN's Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fleshhorn and Haley. Saturday morning. It's my new tradition. I have three froached eggs. Ask me. Ask me.

Fry poach. It's where you start frying and Wednesday's like bubble, you pour water and put a lid on them. Like you do with a dumpling. It's changed the game. It's so much easier

than trying to poach the perfect egg. I can't poach. I can poach well but you're going to sit there and you're going to watch them. Yeah, yeah. Frot is the way to go. No.

Get a little on me. Scramble every time. Yeah, I'll just fry. Really? Yeah, man, I was heard of fry. Dude, I love that crispy bit of an egg when you do the dirty fry. It crunches and yeah.

That's great. I'm going to try this eggsy Have you seen those eggs where people have been like putting cheese and then cracking the eggs into them and then putting chili oil on top and then folding it and putting on toast? Situation. My daughter started cooking eggs in the air friar.

Oh yeah, they're good. I boiled eggs. Yeah, you're boiling eggs in an air fry. That's wild, eh? So anyway, an accompaniment for my eggs, of course, because I am a New Zealander. An Ulteroa, New Zealand, has to be a fixed slice of Vogel's toast bread.

It simply must be. Yum. No other bread will suffice. I love Vogels, eh. Far out. Oh man, it's good bread. It's where as bread goes. It's good size for a toaster.

It's perfect for a feroched egg. Two bits of toast, an egg on each and then plop in the middle. Yeah. The third egg straddles both. Yes, the third egg straddles in the middle. That's how that goes. This is controversial. I don't know if you guys vegimate your bread.

I vegger mite my bread with your egg. Yeah. Your marmite. Yeah, vegime. Get a bit of that underneath. It changes again. If you got avocado, put a bit of that on it. A chili oil, chili oil,

Gidgime, avocado. We're all having the same breakfast. Yeah, it's lovely, it's delicious. Here's the problem. And last time when I saw this, so many posts this on Reddit, I was like, hell yeah. What toaster does Vogels in one perfectly?

I'm yet to meet a toaster and all of my travels where I will eat this around the New Zealand. I don't know. I'm yet to find a toaster that does Vogels in one. No, my doesn't. No, I don't blame Vogels for this. No, no, they've made what they had to make to make the bread delicious. I don't blame Edward Vogel.

You're talking about. from the freezer, aren't you? I'm correct. I don't eat enough bread to leave the bread of the Vogels because the kids don't eat the Vogels. Well, because I've got a frozen button on my toaster.

I think it's a beautiful. Nothing. Never in one. I think mine's perfect. And I need it to be a four slice. Because there's some that have, because yours also has the fruit toast function, eh? For a crumpet.

Mine's got a crump button. I don't think it does much. I don't want to brag, but I've got wide slots. I've got wide slots. I've got wide slots. Yeah. can have a thick a bit. My slots are slim.

Into the slots, when you put it down, it goes, and holds it in place perfectly up, right? Because if it's on the piss like that, you don't want that. That's nice. It's got a frozen button, it's got a crumpet button. That's nice. Yeah, beautiful.

That's nice. Sounds like a fleets. Do you want to hit a little 96-9-6? 9-6, if you've got a to toaster that'll do a Vogels and one from Frozen. I don't ask for much. No, he doesn't ask for much. Well, what's your toaster now?

Did you cheap out? I don't know. A black one. A black one. Right. Yeah. I don't know what brand is. I think mine's brievel.

Yeah. No, it's not a kitchen aid. I wouldn't have spent that amount of money. Mine's not fancy. Mine's, oh, I just got mine because it's blue. I'm spending all my money on bread. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not how to cook them.

Yeah. Okay, 966 if you've got a good toaster. Yeah. We'll just sit here and wait in silence until we're getting. Everyone says that the show feels like we're just catching up because we've been away. That's fair enough. We had Brennan before catching up with our mate who's been overseas. We have made.

It kind of is what our show is. We're just catching up, man. Yeah, we're just catching up. Matt joins us. Good morning, Matt. Good morning. Good morning. And the ultimate toaster for a Vogels, a Juulat toaster. It's an English toaster.

They use them in cafes and that all through England. It has settings up to five. Normal toast. Vogels is a four from Frozen. Whoa. Okay. How do I spell this brand, Matt? D-U-I-L-T.

I've never heard of that brand. The only thing is ridiculously expensive. I'm looking here, $750 for a four-slice. Whoa! I didn't know that we had Lotto Powerball winners listening to the show. Good morning. What? No, that's too expensive.

No, these are beautiful bits of engineering, though. Oh, right, so they're like, hoosh. So if we were to start a cafe and we need a good toast and a hurry. You do that. Yeah, right. On there are dewilit.com.com. NZ, I've got classic toasters or light toasters. It's light...

No, not a light toaster. You want the full industrial six light. Yeah, I do. Matt, what is your insight here? How do you know so much about these toasters? Do you work in Hospo? No, well, I'm an electrician, and many years ago, I lived in the UK. Yeah.

And I was working at this place and I said, oh, we've got these toasters, but they're too expensive to six. We're getting rid of them. And I said, oh, I have one of those. And that was 25 years ago, and I'm still rocking this own toaster. Pass off. Oh, my God. So it still works, and it does evagels from four on setting four.

I'm looking here. Do you have the sandwich cage that you can get as an optional extra? You can make toasted sandwiches in them? No, no. 25 years ago, that wasn't an option. But I have a thick slice. Six slice. It looks like a thick slice, my man.

You'll just give you just given everybody listening now Toaster envy, I think. You've got a toaster bono over this. Oh, I'm looking they're coming different colors too. There's stainless steel. There's like a cream white. There's a brown. There's a red.

Someone said you haven't been specific enough for and for the recommendation how toasted you like your vocals. Oh, I like a brown but not burnt. Probably what Matt's doing on a four, I reckon. Yeah, yeah. It's right. Matt, thank you so much. Great insight.

Thank you. That's the Ferrari. Well, that's a Ferrari of Toasters, isn't it? That's the Rolls Royce of Toasters. Some messages in, someone said, Russell Hobbs, does a Vogel from Frozen in one. I don't trust him after, because he left Team New Zealand and went sailing overseas.

No, that was Russell Coots. Who's Russell Hobbs? He's the guy... He's the jugs and Toaster Man. He was on Campton Cookship. Oh, right. They named the town up north after him. Hobbson. Hobbsville.

Russell and Hobsonville. Yeah, exactly. Right, right. Okay, some other feedback. Um, somebody said Vogels had a partnership with Smeg. Oh yeah, I love a Smeg. I like a Smeg. Because remember I wanted the Smeg, Daltang, Gabana co-lab they did.

Did they? Yeah, and it was all like amazing Italian artwork all over the... On the toasters. They did a fridge, toaster and jug. They did a retro fridge. I remember those Smig retro fridges look pretty cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone said they got a budget came out one and it does the trick.

Okay. See there you go you don't need to spend a lot of money You just need the right toaster Yeah you just need the right toaster I've got a four slice kitchen ate And it does everything My zip does pretty well She's on her way out

How do you know what it just tells you? Michaela just said her zips on the way out You just know like man Man's on your way out When one side's getting toasted If you want to say goodbye to the zip toaster You better come in the next couple of weeks You should probably come home for Christmas this year

Because we don't know if Zip's It's got another Christmas in her. Hey, go pop in there, Ray. It's Zip's birthday tomorrow. You make sure you send her a card, okay? Yeah, could be the last one, eh? It might be the last one. You get in touch with her.

The Z& Podcast Network, play ZN's Flash, Forne and Haley. So, if you are a couple, and you don't have already a couple nickname, say Carl and Vaughan would be... It doesn't have to be... Someone said he's just talking shipnames. It doesn't have to be a man. amalgamation of names. No, no, no, no, just a little... What was it, we came up with...

Yeah, last week on air, I don't know, it was last week, and that feels like two years ago. It was like popcorn or something or... Yeah, we come up with a cute little name. It's a food-based one. Raman, it was about ramen or noodles or something. Dumplings or something like that, anyway. A cute little couple name.

Damn-dam, damn. Damn, Doodles. Damn-Doodles. Because it was Daniel and Dan-Dan noodles. Yeah. There we go. Well, if you are a couple, you don't have a couple nickname, text in your names, and we're going to give you one.

We'll chuck your one. We don't have time to go back and forth. They're not graphic designers. No, no, it's a one and done. It's a free service. No one loves a bit of back and forth. A bit of vague back and forth more than graphic designers. Can we try it with a rounded corner?

No. So, texting your names in your couple right now to 9-6-9-6. And we're just going to spit off. Hayden and Jessica. Okay, Hayden and Jessica. Also, I'll 800 dials at M. Because, yeah, we've got some time. Let's do this.

We've got to work on the hay, I reckon. Yeah. Because that's what people do with me, with, Nick games, Hay and Lee and all that kind of stuff. Hayden and Jessica. Hey, hey, Jess. Hey, hey, juice. Hey, hey, Jesus. Jesus.

That's terrible. That's terrible. Oh, man, we've got too many. This is overwhelming. Oh, no. Also, by the way, we have no skill in this. Oh, yeah. We just came up with Damn Damn No, and we thought that was really funny.

No, I think we've been off more than we can chew. Have we? Oh, really? I'm overwhelmed. I'm overwhelmed. Oh, it's clocked out. Too many. There's like literally hundreds of texts.

I'm overwhelmed. I'm over stimulated. You're right. overstimulated me. Stop talking. Okay, stop texting. Stop texting. If you haven't texted already, stop. No, just a couple more. Okay, I call my wife Possom and she calls me Lobster.

What can you do with that? Poss Lobster. Poss Lobster. Are we going to invite the Posslobs over? Posslobs great. The lozums. Gah, Possoms. The possums? I'd call them the plopsim's.

Man, we're terrible at this. Why did we think this was going to work? Why did we think you could do this? We had one time with Dandah, and it was, we've had it one at wonder. and we think we can follow it up with our second single. Pip and Rich. Pippin Rich. Piping Dick. Dick.

Pipy long dickies. Pipy long dicks. Pipy long dicks. Pipy long dicks. We're back, baby. We're back. We're back. Oh, see, this was easy.

Oh, shoot. Okay. Manu and Eva. Manu and Eva. Manu. Maneu. Mneuver. Maneuver.

Maneuver. Are we going to invite maneuver around? Yeah. Yeah. There we go. Oh, they're pulling a bloody maneuver over there. Yeah. Yeah.

See, this is easy. This was easy. Manover. Okay, give us another one. Hamish and Liv. Hamish and Liv. Hamish and live. Live, love, hymish.

Yep, yep. Live love, Hamish. Live, love, Hamish. Because live love Hamish. Yeah. But you spell it, live, love, Hamish. Yeah, live love hamish. Are we going to invite live love hamish?

Yeah, beautiful. You get a thing, live love, and then like the last one, you just cross it out and write Hamish. Live Love, love, no, live, Hamish. Live Love, that's funny. That's really funny. Yeah. Allie and Andy and Andy. Yeah, one alley

You know what I mean? Lady Andy Bellam What? You don't remember that old bad They changed their name though It sucks It was a bad name A bit of slave stuff

Yeah it was a big slave Well let's call them the slavers The slavers All right there we go Yeah That's terrible Next Great

Brendan and Adam One's a dairy farmer One's an account manager I just call you Brendanandum Brind Adam Brindam Yeah that to the Brond

Oh, like the Brenda Irwin's, but it's the Brendan Adams. Or like memorandum, Brendan and Owen. Are the Brendan Adams open or they closed? Brent Adams. There's been another slip on the Brent Adams. Okay, sure. Jolene and Lance. Joe Lance.

Joe Lance. Joe Lance. I think it's Joe Lance, Joe Lance, Joe Lance. I'm begging of you. Please don't show my Lance. Yeah, yeah, perfect. Perfect. I feel like we're slipping now.

Shit, we're getting worse. I feel like we're slipping. Joe Lance. Ashton and Neve. Neve. Ashden and Neve. Ashdeneeve. That takes care of itself. Now we're just sort of mashing them together now.

Scott and Suez. Scott and Suez is got to be easier. Scott and Suez. Soos. Soes. Scroes, you lose. Scott in the name of Suez. This is hard. I think we're terrible at this. We're actually really bad.

We're genuinely. We had a couple really good ones. No, no. Genuinely on Friday we were like, this is great. We naturally said put in the calendar for Monday. This is going to be great content. Get three of the nation's most creative brains. Sam Lena. Sam and Selena.

Yeah, Sam and Selena. Samlina. Yeah. Salina. Salina. Salina. Salina. Salina. Salon.

Salon. Salon. Salon. Salon. Salon. Salon. Salon. Salon.

Salon. And what are you getting? You're over complicating it. Saminina. Samanina. Oh, you just sort of. Samleinas. My boys are Ollie and Jesse and people call them the jollies.

Yeah, that's great. You better at radio. Someone said this is quality radio. Yeah. I mean, it's been a cracker hour. I've really enjoyed this hour. I've actually thoroughly enjoyed it. We don't deserve this kind of negging.

You know? Allie and Andy could be oldie, like the supermarket. Oh my God, someone said cool possum and lobster surfing turf. That's great. Oh, see, where was that before? We were poslob, poslob. Surf and turf. Yeah.

The lobster could be part of the... No one's eating a possum and thinking, hmm, turf. In desperate times you would. In desperate times you'd eat a possum, yeah, but they don't need turf things are going to get. By the way, I don't know. two possums at the weekend in my traps. The trick is to put the apple in, cover it in cinnamon, and then trickle it with late maple syrup.

Do you know being in Australia, they love the possum? Yeah, they do. They're different. They were like, oh my God, they're so cute. And I was like, get, they were always around. Yeah, get them. Get them gone. I was like, I'll just shot them.

They came over here and went feral, just like Australians do in Queenstown. Yeah. All right, well, there you go to the hundreds and hundreds of people that messaged in this morning. We hope you're satisfied. I think we end that because it's like an end. Because I've got it actually written on our planning sheet.

We'd also do it next break. I don't think, so I think it's done. Someone said last week when you did this, you said you were only going to do couples with the same names. Give them nicknames. Okay, well, if you've got a same name as your couple. Join us next. Someone said Sam and Lena.

Slam. Slam. Slam Larmie. The Z& Podcast Network. Is this a show real? Play ZDM's Flesh, Fawn and Haley. Now, my, I've done, Australia. the baroness is done and my new show, Sprow and the Prow, starts next week.

How are we, have we finished it? Yeah. I've got a new ending. Oh, okay. A bit of a plot twist. Okay. Yeah, yeah, I'm really happy with it. I'm really excited.

I will say, so I open in Auckland next week and it does appear to be sold out, but there's like little single tickets. Now, don't let that put you off. It's so weird. You can just go and, like, sit on your own. But it's so weird that, like, there are so many places in New Zealand where you book, and they'll just let a single ticket happen. You should be able to book.

Yeah, they're like scattered around. There's like seven tickets on each show. But if so, that's your only chance to come. And then Wellington's the following weekend. I am filming it, and you guys need to Haleysprow.com. Okay. Anyway. Are there some tickets to Wellington?

Yeah, well, because I'm doing the opera house on my own, like a psychopath. Oh, wow. So wait, she bit off more than she could chew. No, no, no, it'll be okay. Just Haleysprow.com if you're in Wellington for tickets. Because I'm filming that. I'm very excited. But anyway, so the show, Sprow and the Prowl obviously is all about

Sproul being back out on the prowl after many, many years off. And I was sorting my complimentary tickets for my mum and dad. And I just got home yesterday and I was like, just double-checking, mum, on how we're feeling about coming to see Sproul on the prowl, on which I will be talking in great detail about some of the antics of which I've been up to in the last 12 months. Your single-dating life? My single-dating life, let's just say I've really entered with a bang, you know? At least one a week.

At least. And my mum and dad have made the bold decision despite loving and supporting everything I do to not attend. Wow. I think it would be a hard thing to hear in detail. It would be like if you were the parents of an actress or an actor and they're in like a hard out sex scene or something. It would be weird, right?

I think they like to just, they don't judge me at all. and they're happy with all of my decisions. But I think to sit in a room full of hundreds of people. Chearing and jarring on my antics. Yeah, they have withdrawn their support for this one. Oh no. But you shouldn't, Haleyspiral.com, for tickets. I am touring around the entire country.

Lots of places sold out and they do apologize. What are you going to do? People want to hear about what Sproul's been up to. Everyone except for mum and dad. The Z&M Podcast Network. Play Zat M's Flashworn and Haley Now I was in Brissy over the weekend Completing my Australian tour

And I had a little bit of a Moment in the dressing room With an fellow comedian Oh yeah Oh I've always suspected doesn't like me Oh okay Who? I can't I won't say You had a moment with... Wait a New Zealand or an Australian comedian

Australian? Oh okay Based yeah yeah yeah I've just always sort of thought that she was not my biggest fan Oh, okay. Which is fine. But she is? No. No, no, she was friendly.

She was friendly. She's always friendly. I don't know. I'm making beef out of nothing. I've just, it's probably my own thing. I think she doesn't like that. Hey, Fletch, woman. That's fair.

So there's no evidence that it's all in your head. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. Okay. Yeah, yeah. And you had a friendly interaction, but you thought it was forced. We'll have multiple. It feels performative. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I would say... Hey, Fletch. Woman. Woman. I would say Brisbane was my most, my favorite destination. The crowds were awesome and there's so many ZM poddy listeners there. Listen on, I heart, wherever you are. Take us where you go.

It's a bell. There's just a bell in front of here there on. That was a KPI. At KPI. And the vibes were on. So I did this great show on Friday night. And then Saturday I got to the rehearsal space where this other comedian was a head of me and we're sharing a dressing room.

And I just come into the dressing room. And I noticed that there's a little gift bag on my half of the counter. And it's like this little gift bag and it's got this tissue paper wrapped thing in it. And I was like, oh, there's some fans come in and left me a little gift, you know. And I was like, this must be a ZDM listener or something like that. You know, they've left me a little prezi. no card. I was like, oh God. So I unwrapped

this thing and it's this great vintage cup, like a mug from a famous ex it says stolen from Mabel's Hall. Yeah, yeah, Las Vegas. Yeah, so it's like an

antique and I was like, I've nailed it. Like this person's just nailed it. That's so nice and I was like, who the hell has done this? And I said, do you know it will be cute? I always have a glass of wine on stage. I'll put my wine in my new little mug. And then when I sit from it, I'll be able to say,

now who snuck in and put this in my dressing room and I'll be able to thank them in person? Yeah. So I unwrap this thing and I open my wine and I pour it in there and I'm ready to go. And then it's nearly time for me to come on and this comedian her show is finished so she comes into a dressing room and I'm getting ready to go out and I said

oh my God, look at this. Isn't this so cute? She was like, that's mine. Oh, hey, A fan had not left it for me. She'd bought it from an antique store that day and had just popped it down on the bench. Oh no. And not only had I assumed it was a gift from me,

assumed it was from a fan, how embarrassing. But I'd unwrapped it and I'd filled it with wine. Yeah, and all of this was in your head as well. And I was like, yeah. Yeah, all of it was in my head. And then... How was her... Can you deliver it?

That's mine how she delivered it? I'll be like, I'll be you. Oh my God, look at this. A fan gave me. Look how cool it is. that's mine. Oh yeah, she hates you. Oh, yeah.

96, 96 out of 10, how much does she hate Haley? Yeah. Given that tone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she was like, no, it's totally fine. But then I had to like pour out the wine, clean it, rewrap it in the thing, put it in the bag. Or while I was like, oh my God, I'm so embarrassed. I'm so embarrassed.

I'm so embarrassed. She kept being like, it's fine. But the tone tells me it wasn't fine. It wasn't fine. Yeah, the tone is telling a different story. That's not really like, man. I mean, it was an antique. It's been obviously used before.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You've used a bra. new thing. I know. But like, yeah, why did I have to not only unwrap it

but fill it with wine and like immediately be using this thing that's not mine at all. Yeah. Anyway. So you don't have a mug? I don't have a cool vintage mug.

No one left me any gifts. But you do have a mortal enemy. Yeah. Yeah, this is like trimming apart. Yeah, man. Really. She'll pay. The Zat-N podcast network.

What's going on? Zatem's Fletch, Vaughn, and Haley. We ran a quick little poll. Has your relationship survived an affair? Whether it's an old relationship that did survive but then didn't. Yeah. Ultimately it didn't.

Yeah, but what if it broke up for some other reason? Oh, right. Yeah. So I was reading an article. It was from the Daily Telegraph from the United Kingdom. It was a couple's therapist that said an affair needn't destroy a marriage. Like it doesn't have to be the end of it, but you've got to do the work. But the person that got cheered on is allowed to sleep with one person.

No, it's definitely, I don't think that's quite... No, it's point for point. I think you've got to even it out. It's definitely not. And then if that other person sleeps with another person again and cheats, they get to sleep with... The second time around you actually get to sleep with two people for the price of one. I think that's quite toxic.

It's giving toxic. It is giving toxic. But no, you've got to do the work. You've got to, like, re-allow trust. You've got to go to therapy. You've got to work on your communication. Get to the bottom of why and that kind of stuff. I mean, it probably opens up a wider conversation about monogamy, doesn't it?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Pornogamy. More like, ptunogamy. Yeah. Plumogamy. Well, we add a quick little poll. Only answer, if you've been in a relationship that involved cheating.

Did your relationship bounce back from cheating? 26% of people said yes. 74% said no. It's a lot, eh? It's a quarter. Okay. A quarter have worked out. That's interesting.

I hope the people that said yes Give us some more information He slept with my best friend I took him back years later And two kids now And I leave him as long I'm just not into it He runs off with my other friend

Of over 20 years What? I'm just reading his written I think someone had a couple of wines They're dealing with the fact The skies down it again There's some sloppy wines They took him back

But then he did it again And they had two kids now And I leave him as long As I'm just not into it That's what it says. He runs up with my other best friend who of over 20 years. This is why I only have really ugly friends. Yeah.

Yeah. Excuse you? What? Excuse you? Excuse you. On behalf of the entire giggle, all of whom I would say are incredibly good-looking people. Some more than others. I would say we're at very attractive.

Who's the hottest? Jared. Oh, yeah. Jared. Dr. Shawnee's a good-looking dude. Jared was on the reform of Pilates machine at the weekend. I'll tell you what. Oh, my God.

He was doing a bit of a show. for everybody and it was quite hot. Where was my live stream? Where's my video? Next time we'll live stream. I think Matt's going to be really upset that you said, Jared. He knows. Both of my mats. Both of my mats, no. They got a special place in the heart. Yeah, yeah.

They look at me how I look at Jerry. I can't look at Morgan. I thought I was only allowed to look at dudes in the game. I know, no, there's been my members of the gagel. Yeah, yeah, okay. Megan said five years on and he's still obsessed with me and begging to come back. I initially didn't help it by sleeping with him twice after he cheated on me, but I was sad, loll.

I was sad, loll. So when he ended the relationship, five years on, he's still begging. Oh, yeah, you, yeah. And you sleep with him again after he cheered on you just to be like, this is what you can have, but you're not going to get it anymore. Nicola, hard to bounce back when the stupid C word kept cheating. Oh, yeah. Turn me into a bad person.

As in his next relationship, he cheated with me. Oh. Okay. We've got a serial cheater on our hands. Jamie said we had a baby on the way, so I felt we had to bounce back, but he kept doing it and betrayed my trust, so it never returned. Yeah. I tried, put in the work.

Marissa says, by the way, yeah, I always feel like I need to roll the R in Marissa. Marissa. Marissa. Okay. Marisa. Marisa. I think more people work through it. It's just not known publicly.

At first I tried for the family unit, but time heals, and now we're stronger and appreciate what we have more than ever. Yeah, time does hear. forgive though, go. Everyone loves differently. That's the thing. You have to be forgiven. Yeah.

And not just say you're forgiven. Yeah, and then hold on to it as a burning resentment that'll let you alive. And every time they're 10 minutes late, we'll wear a view, Bade. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You with that girl again. Bring it up in every argument. Yeah, yeah, weaponise it. Oh, webinise it.

Sam said, I pretended it. It did bounce back, but I should have ended it then and there. We dragged it up for four more years instead. Clown face emoji. Yeah. Including him cheating on me more. Okay. Face palm emoji.

Love isn't dead now, but it certainly was then. Love isn't dead. My boyfriend at the time cheated on me one year. Pardon me? Someone walked past. All I saw was movement outside the studio and then both your necks snapped. And next snapped to see what was outside of studio. Haley said my boyfriend at the time cheated on me one year into the relationship with a girl he liked before we were together.

It took a long time to get the trust back and for years I felt insecure. But we are now happily married and met together for 13 years. Wow, okay. Melissa said... Could you do it? I don't know if I could. Dude, you can't even be in a relationship.

Oh yeah, no, I don't want to be. But if you were... But if I was... No, it's over, it's done. Yeah, I'm sort of just like... And no judgment to anyone that has forgiven. I think it's a great skill. But I'd be like, no, you cocked it up.

No, you messed it up. You don't get me. It did the first time, says Melissa Young and Dumb, I believed he would change Then we ended up at separate universities Doing long distance and he did it again There was no coming back Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah

Fool me once, shame on once, fool me twice, shame on all the twice. Twice the full, two birds in the bush Is worth fools in the hand. Twice the full gathers no moss. Yeah, an elephant never forgets Yeah, yeah, that's right. A fool in the bush is worth Olivia said, two in the hand

Yes, it took a lot without kids likely would not have tried two years later going stronger than ever Nice A family unit They were doing a family unit Well there you go quick little pile We said

I only answer this If you've been in a relationship That involved chatting Did your relationship bounce back 26% of people said Yes it did The ZM Podcast Network Play ZM's Fleshhorn and Haley

Fact of the day Day day day Day Day Yeah Do do do do do do do do do do do do do It's accidental discovery's week. Oh, okay.

I was reading this story. It popped up about this man. It's 1963 and let me take you to Turkey when it was called Turkey. Okay. Not Turkey. Turkey. Durkia. Before the hair plugs.

Before the hair plugs, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, my God. I really want to go because I keep seeing heaps of reels and TikToks of the cats. of Istanbul. Oh my God, the cats of Issyndall the best. Yeah. And our friend Todd was just there recently and he was posting heaps about the cats. My parents are going this

year to get teeth done. Not turkey teeth but my dad's always had a like a tooth on a plate like for years and he just keeps losing it. Oh, so he's going to get it screwed in. And mum's getting an implant and mum's getting an implant too. How much did they cost there? Like mum was telling me yes it was like a sixth of the cost.

Because what is it? And it's reputable when you stay at a hotel and all this kind of stuff. It's like 10 grand a tooth here? Yeah, yeah. It's like 1800. Oh, wow. A tooth for an implant. I'm going to go.

And you get to see cats. And you get to see cats. And there's cats and... Cats and... Cats and hamas. Tried lamb and... Well, it was in Turkey in 1963. In the Turkish town of Deren Kuya.

No, I'm sure I'm not saying that right. I do apologize. Derenkuya. He noticed in the basement of his house, which he planned to renovate, his chickens were disappearing through a crack in the wall. His what? His chickens? I don't know what his chickens were doing

in the basement. That seems a weird place to keep your chickens. Yeah, because it would smell really bad. Yeah, maybe they went in there. Maybe there was like an outside part and the chickens just went in there for shelter or whatever when they laid their eggs. And they noticed the chickens were disappearing through a crack in the basement. Goodness. Yeah, right. So it was like, well, I was going to do some renovations anyway, I'm going to have a look behind this wall. He looks behind the wall. What does he find?

He finds a tunnel. He follows it. It doesn't end. He finds the ancient city below Derryin Kuyah. It was built around 2000 BC. Wait, is it taken over by chickens and is the Prime Minister of chicken? Dude, it's a chicken, it's a chicken universe down there. Okay. Wow.

So the tunnel connected to a network of passages, chambers halls, stables, kitchens, wine presses, olive presses, schools, chapels and dungeons. It's an entire underground functioning city carved by hand into volcanic rock, extending 18 floors straight down into the earth. What? At its deepest, it's 85 metres underground. So that's a 25-story-story-story-story. building down.

Underneath somebody's house. It's underneath D-E-R-I-N-K-U-Y-U. Oh, yeah, okay. I'm Googling some... So it's amazing. They said archaeologists, of course, were immediately interested. They reckon 20,000 people.

That's what I was just about to say. It could shelter up to 20,000 people when at full capacity, along with their livestock and enough stored food and water to outlast a siege from a neighboring army. It was a silo, like a new, nuclear fallout, thousands of years before the nuclear power.

So it was to hide from other invading armies. Not the climate. No, no, no. Like we will have to do soon. That we'll need it for. I've actually begun digging. Yeah. Turns out the water table at my house, real high.

Terrible place for a bunker. Sorry guys. Yeah, yeah. We're going to need to find another property for the bunker. Real bad. So it could be sealed off. Each floor could be sealed off independently as well. Massive circular stone doors that are roll shut and then lock from the inside.

like essentially, what do you call it when you put it under your tire so your car doesn't roll away? Just like blocks. A wedge. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, Chuck. What is the name?

That little chonk. Chonk. Chunk? Chon. Chon. Chon. Chon. Chon.

It is. It's called something like that, eh? A chud. What is the wedge called that goes under your tire? Anyway, they'd put one of those on each side of the circuit. I think so impossible to open

from the outside because you couldn't grab it to get it going. I mean, you could probably like push it. A wheel chock. Chalk. There's going to close. It's so close.

Yeah. It had 15,000 ventilation shafts at 10 centimetres wide, allowing fresh air down into the lowest occupied levels. And they're just like, the engineering is amazing. It was so sophisticated at the time none of the floors have ever collapsed, even since it's been discovered and like explored and everything, even though it's been there for thousands of years. And it was just built for the purpose of disappearing to make it look like the city up top

had been abandoned and there was nothing left. Mm. Mm. Now, can you visit? as a tourist. I don't know as a tourista. Yes, you can. It was also connected underground to at least one other underground city called Kail Mackey via a tunnel that was roughly nine kilometres long.

So for 10 New Zealand dollars, you can go eight accessible levels, 85 metres underground. Right. Eight of a... Oh, God, I don't know if I'd want to. I'd feel a bit claustrophobic, I think. Eight of an 18. Yeah.

So there's 10 floors even further below. Yeah. But even like, okay, so they would have been burning oil lamps? Yeah, I don't know. For light? Because they didn't have, um, ever ready batteries back then. They didn't have, yeah. No energizer bunny.

No solar, no solar powered garden lights that they could pull out of the garden. What I was saying? And he completed, it was completely forgotten. Yep. It was like, off the record. Did he get his chickens back? He got his chickens back. He got his chickens back.

Love that. So one of the most, today's fact of the day is a man who wanted through renovations on his basement after his chickens disappearing through a wall made one of the most significant archaeological discoveries of the 20th century. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day,

do do do do do do do to do do to do do to do do to do do to do do. Becky just messaged and she's been it's bloody amazing. That's a Becky review. Oh, she go? I think we should go. That's a Becky review. I'll go anywhere that Becky recommends. I will have all my nose and sort of like face all bandaged up in the tits and stuff.

I ask Becky if you'd go post up or pre-op. Becky, did you go post-op or pre-op? Or did you go to Turkey for the old-fashioned reason of tourism? Not. Because I'm going to have to remain vertical. Upp right. Because the boobs need to settle. Do a couple of days in hospitals, settle the boobs and then do the tour.

Okay. Will you guys wait for me though for the boobs to settle? I'll wait for the boobs to settle. I'm sure there's other things I could do. There's lots of cats. We could find some, um... I don't want to pack. What's wrong with padding?

Becky said it was 22 years ago. Oh, okay. I don't think that matters. She said no. She was 21 at the time, no boobs. Oh, okay. Didn't get her boobs. I think she's got boobs.

She's more referring to no boob job. Yeah, right, right. Yeah, right. Yeah, right. Just old-fashioned tourism. Shout out, Becky and her around boobs. The ZN podcast network. Now, what is your crazy yarn that no one ever believes?

And they always like, oh, that's bullshit. You know, that's not true. because a woman shared online, and it's timely because of the Michael Jackson film, she shared online her little Michael Jackson story. We're parked in front of his house, and two paparazzi are sitting out there, and they're like, Michael Jackson just died. And I'm like, what? I'm like talking to them.

We're all like leaning over the best talking to these guys. They're like, yeah, that ambulance that just drove off, that was Michael Jackson's body. Like he's dead. Like he's dad. And people like, that didn't happen. I remember the day. Same. I was playing Michael Jackson in a store.

I was working in my clothing store. I thought you meant you were like acting as Michael Jackson. Yeah, I was. Yeah, I was some t-shirts. I was playing it and someone said, sad, eh? But she was sat outside on one of those like celebrity tour bus things. Wow. Oh, and they're like, here's Michael Jackson's house.

And then they were like, he's dead. See that ambulance? That's him. He's dead body. Crazy, eh? But people are like, no, you weren't there. You weren't there. So we want to know from you what is the crazy yarn that you have that no one ever believes.

Do you guys have one? Mine only one would be the Jaguar story, which you guys still don't believe. Nah. I can't remember because most of my stories that people can't believe I've made up anyway. And then I forget them because I made them up. It's hard to remember your web of lies.

I think we've got a twilight. I'm a fly in my own web of lies, you know. It's always those stories that are just, yeah, just unbelievable that. Just too crazy to be true. Yeah. Starting to get some messages in so you can text them through, 9-696.

What the hell? 0,800 dials it in. What is the crazy yarn? The things that have happened to you that people just do not believe. You've got a yarn in you and it just, people just go, that's not true.

Yeah. I mean, we've all got those friends that love a yarn and you're just like, well, that didn't happen. I love it. Yeah, or like a few aspects of it might have happened. Yeah, yeah.

There's definitely some filling content. Um, Ellie, what is the thing that people can't believe the story that happened to you? Um, back around 2008, 2009. I was out in town in Wellington with a friend and we heard a bit of a commotion

look over and base hunter is there. Vaughn, can we bring up some bass hunter please? Yeah, now you're gone maybe. His seminal classic. Okay, and then so what happened? You met him? Yeah, so we go over. My brother was real into shuffling at a time with a big fan

so I was like, can you please find my t-shirt? Yeah. And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. And he signs my T-shirt. And he's like, do you want to get crazy? And I'm like, what do you mean? And he's like, you need to do something for me. You need to sign my butt.

And I was like, what? And he's like, I sign your T-shirt, you sign my butt. And he proceeded to pull the back of his pants down on Courtney Place and got me to sign his butt with a vivid. Wow. And at his show the next night, he proceeded to move. the crowd and my signature was still on his pocket.

That is a great story. We kind of skipped over the fact that your brother was really into shuffling. Did he do some shuffling in the middle of the street for Bass Hunter? Oh, he lived down south at the time, but he shuffled a hole in the carpet at home in front of the mirror. He shuffled a hole into the carpet.

Wow. There's so much to the story. We've met Bass Hunter many years ago. He's crazy. He is crazy. That is something. That was something. he would do. He was just, what is, like, I fear for him now. What is he doing now? Is he okay? I reckon he'll still just be touring, you know, those DJs. They do, like, do buy residencies and get paid a fortune to do it. Ellie, thank you. Kayla joins us. Kayla, what is the story that nobody believes from you? Oh, my gosh. Well, when I was about 10 or 11, I used to go to this acting school and I would audition for commercials and TVs and whatnot. Yep.

And I had a script come across for a role in Hannah Montana. Oh, get out. And I'm 10. I'm a huge, huge fan. So it's like a deal of a lifetime. Anyway, I got a call back for it, got through some, you know, some rounds, eventually got passed over for it. The girl who got the role is now in many, many Disney franchise movies.

She's famous. She's living in the grandwife. And I missed out on my opportunity to be famous. Wow. What's her name? China Oh my God, what is her name? I try to block it.

Right. China and McLean, I can see that. Trying to block her out from... She basically stole your life, Kayla. Essentially, I mean, I could be super famous and married to Harry Styles and living the life. Yeah, but she took that from you.

She took that. She did. Kayla, thank you. Wow. I've got 7 million Instagram followers. Yeah, Dania, good morning. What's the story? Nobody Belize.

leaves, the big yarn. So when I was four, we had a call where we were living that everyone should be inside because there was a massive swarm of bees that was going over. The bees. Bees! And my mum went outside

to call me and I was on the neighbour's trampoline and she literally said I just saw you just covered in bees. And then the queen must have flown away and then they all disappeared and then I just collapsed on the tramp. I was then taken to hospital

Oh my girl, it's my girl She needs a glass She can't see with her glasses Yeah Movie petrified me too Yeah And then I got put into an induced coma For like three days

Because I had no like facial Like you know Like I had no like Oh my God Like I was so swollen So I think I had like over 50 stings From the bee Oh my God

So you're telling me you killed 50 bees Oh wow Oh, calm down. They tried to take her life. Wow. Colony Collapser. Daniel, thank you. Marie, what's the story that nobody believes?

Okay, so I was attacked by a ghost. I don't believe that. This is what we're here for Marie. I don't believe it. This is a first story. No, I believe you. Okay, well, Haley's a believer and a believer. I'm a believer and a believer.

So try Haley for this story, Marie. Go. Okay, Haley. this is aimed at you. So I was never a big sort of supernatural person, didn't really believe much in it. But I was staying at a friend's house that I'd never stayed at before. It was really quite an old property, and he had little kittens.

And anyway, I was sleeping on a pull-out couch on the lounge, and there was sort of in the morning, I felt this thing jump on my feet, and I thought it was a kitten. So I went to sit up, but it ran up me and sat on my chest, but there was nothing there was nothing there. So I just went And I couldn't sit up It was pushing

Yes, right This is a common thing with ghosts My mum had this When she was younger That a demon sat on her chest And she couldn't move It's a cool dream It's a little dream

A lucid dream I was actually away Because I was looking And then I just went Oh my God I tried to scream Like the pressure on my chest Was so intense

I couldn't It's called sleep paralysis I've had it when I was a kid too And then it made the noise and it went, he he he he he he he he he he he. And I just went, oh. Anyway, and then I felt it lift off and I sat up and screamed and my friend came running through. And I have a friend that's going to sound even more than a bit of a white witch. She was a white witch, of course.

Yeah, of course she was. I only, I'm only friends with blue witches. Ignore them, carry on, carry on. And then she said, oh, that sounds like a ghost gob. and that's why, yeah. I never heard of it. I looked it up and I looked it up and it sounded just like what happened.

Yeah. Yeah. I believe you. I believe you. I'm sure. What are you doing? I'm a believer. Yeah, I'm playing I'm a believable.

Oh my God. You've converted me, I believe. I believe the ghost goblin again ran from the feet up to the chest. Oh, I don't think so. I love this. Okay, well. Wow. How do you explain it?

Probably ventilation. I reckon it. Lack of ventilation. I can remember having it as a kid and it felt so real, but it wasn't. No, no. Well, Marie, thank you for sharing. Thank you for sharing.

No worries. Yeah. I love that she knows that people don't believe it. So many messages and texts, those are stories. We want to hear them now. 9-6-9-6.

They thought Marie was saying goat? A goat. Like a goat. A goat ran up. That'd be uncomfortable having a goat sit on your chest. Yeah. And goats don't go...

9-6. 9-6. And that's it in your chest. Get to more of those next. that no one believes. Yeah. And maybe you don't have the evidence to back you up. I mean, now we're just getting a lot of stupid ghost stories.

There's some other ones. There's some other ones. I saw a penguin on a rock in the Karangahaki Gorge. It's been the family joke for 20 years now because what would a penguin be doing there? Penguins are wild. Penguins will just... In the Karangahaki Gorge. No, there's no way.

No, it's a river that goes through there. It would have been a seagull. A seal ended up in Morinsville once. A seal ended up in Riverhead. But that's believable because it's the head of the road. A seal ended up in Morinsville. Yeah, pretty jumped off a boat. Huh?

In Morrisville? Yeah, it came up the river. From the sea. Hundreds of kilometers. No, it didn't. It did. No. It did. And so I totally believe you, penguin person, 231.

I totally believe that you saw a penguin. I don't know. I think you need to go to speak savers and that was a bird. Yeah. Oh, you think it was a shagg? It was a seagull. Big shags. Shags.

Yeah. They have the same coloring as well as well. The longer beak and the bigger neck. Yeah. Somebody else said that they pushed in front of Prince William to get a drink. I didn't realize it was him. No one ever believes that story. That's great.

Like over in the UK maybe. Wait, where were you follow up to that? Where were you getting a drink? What kind of drink? Were you in the UK? Was he in the pub? Yeah, was it a juice bar? Was it a pub?

9.09. We needed to follow up on the Prince William story. Maybe they went to university together. Could have. You know? When he was at the bar. at Yale. My mate said he got picked up by Joan Alamo,

hitchhiking from fielding to Martin one day. We still don't believe him, even though he has specific details about the interior of Jonah's car, which at the time was a skyline Godzilla. Brilliant. Brilliant. With a fusion set with a fusion sound system.

Was it Jonah that was sponsored by Fusion? I think so, yeah. And the little blow-up green aliens that you got free if you bought a fusion. That's very funny. Maybe when car face plates came off the stereo? That's a wild time. Yeah, that was a wild time.

Take that with you. Take that with you or someone's going to steal your stereo. Oh, yeah. My brother is a yuck, Ozzy Bogan, and he tried to tell us that he and a group of mates were at a cafe and Brisbane Hotel when Taylor Swift was touring. She saw them and thought they looked chill and asked to hang out with him for a while. I do not believe him, but you'd be the judge. No, I don't believe that for a second. Yeah, no.

That didn't happen. I was kidnapped in a laundromat in France when I was 18. No, you weren't. Wait, that's like taken. I will find you. I will find you. Kidnapped in a laundromat in France. The annoying part would be, you're closest.

stuck in the dryer. Yeah. Someone's going to pinch them. You come back and your knickers are on the floor because somebody needed to dry. All serious in this knife, that sounds like a serious situation. Yeah, follow up to that. How did you get

out of that? Who stole you? Was there a ransom? Yeah, don't just tease us with those details. I saw turkeys getting led down the road with a remote control once and no one believes me. What? How would your remote control a turkey? I don't think that's a thing. I think someone's

having a joke there. No, but you could because you know there's those holters for cows and they're invisible. fencing. And dogs, like that invisible fencing. Yeah, I don't believe that. And the noise behind and the turkey's like, I'll walk away from the noise.

It's definitely one of the harder ones to believe. Yeah. I'll say that. The polo party in the UK when I pushed in front of Prince William says 909. A palo party, darling. I'd love to go to a parallel past. You're doing.

Me and my ex were leaving a boxing event. My ex was driving and tailgating the car in front because it was going so slow, right up their ass. Pulled over and Sunny Bill got out and tried to fight them. You regret that instantly, didn't you? That's so quick. I reckon before it even hit you in the face.

Yeah, he's tall. Very strong. When I was younger, I saw two infants on the floor of my room when I woke up, just cooing and rolling around. I told my mum when I came down for breakfast, there's babies in my room. We went out and they were gone. She asked what they looked like and what they were wearing. I described them.

She went and got a photo album that I had never seen. I was only six, and I didn't even know what my two older deceased siblings looked like, but the outfits they wore when they passed away were identical to what I saw them rolling around the floor. I'm feeling that. Maybe. Probably some point next week we might need a bit of a tingle. I think we might be ready for a tingle and a wingo. The Z&P Podcast Network.

Play ZDN's Fletchworn and Haley. Back baby celebrity, Treasure Island. A show I have been asked to do, but I've always said no, Brie. Why? Why have you always said no? You'd be bloody great. No, I'm too competitive and too hungry and too anxious. And everyone would realize she's a bitch. Yeah, and I sort of need an air of like, not a bitch.

Yeah, there's nowhere to hide on the island. Yeah. So you are, again, hosting Celebrity Treasure Island in a new season with new C-Labs. I keep waiting for them to put me in. Oh, yeah. I keep asking the director, I'm like, are you, are you going to put me in, coach? When am I going in? Yeah, yeah.

And he said absolutely not. Oh, twist. Yeah. You'd have too much, like, intel, you know what I mean? like you'd know too much, you've seen too much. They'd want to get rid of me straight away and that's probably a good idea because, yeah, I know the ins and ounce.

But as someone who is also an anxious little butterfly like myself, would you seriously, if you weren't hosting it, go on her? Oh no, I'd hate it. I'd hate it. The pressure. And I don't think I could hack being, like, in that tight quarters with everyone else, like I need my alone time. Same, same, same, same, same.

And then they'd start making clicks and groups and stuff and I'd be like, cool, big sort of high school triggering here. I'm on the out again, just like high school. So this year we've got rugby people, we've got actors, we've got a miss world, we've got radio hosts, past and present. Yeah.

We've got comedians, we've got sync, like there's a remote mixed bag. I think this is the first season for me where I pretty much knew everyone before going on to the show. Yeah, right. There's some chaotic personalities in here. Oh, yeah.

David Correos. I mean, he's a dear friend of mine. David Chaos, as he's known in the industry. Yeah, man. With Knicks as well. Yes. Who does the social media content and she's so funny. She's got such an amazing story, that woman. Oh, I know. Her whole life's been a journey.

Yeah. Are you guys excited about anyone that's on it in particular? Well, I want to see Liv Parker. Chris Parker's little sister. She's an actress and a comedian. It's very funny. And I'm like, do you have the family pressure of a previous winner? previous winner.

Yeah. And did Chris train her? Yeah. I asked her that last night's episode. First thing I asked, I was like, what did your brother? Did he give you any tips? Yeah. And even the bigger twist as well is that it's in the exact same place where he won back

in 2021. We filmed this season in the same location. I reckon Barry the Treasier somewhere different. Yeah, probably a good idea. You got a pen and paper. Do you want to write that down? Yeah, I'll write that down. Yeah.

He'd probably put a pin on Google Maps. Yeah, he probably did. It was like, it's here. It's here. Yeah, no, that'll be interesting to say because I would be, I would be, I'd feel extra pressure. Oh, totally. Because you don't want to be the one in the family that doesn't win. Who comes up with the challenges?

Because after like a number of seasons, are you like, oh, shove them on a stick, you know, and make them whack down a tablet and throw a ball. You know, like if you start running out, you're going to come up with creative ways of doing it. Very talented and creative people. I've come up with a few over the years. Have you? Yeah, for my charity challenges, the little fun ones in the beginning of the episode. Like the slip and slide, I don't know if you've ever seen that one, that was me.

I just want to minute. It's giving big, it's giving big breeze, slip and slide. I just wanted to see the celebs grease up. Oh, was it the slow mo, and they're all in slow mo going, yeah, I remember that. It was great. I came up with that one when I thought you were going to be on it. Because you wanted to see me slide in slow-o. Yes, it's a sight to behold.

Do you, because, I mean, I don't know how much you can tell us, but who wins. Definitely can't tell us that. No, but you know, like we've been a bit numbed maybe of reality TV. It was slightly different because this is a competition, but with maths of all the drama that was in MAMS, is there drama on Celebrity Treasure Island? Because there has been in the past.

Yeah, I mean, one of the greatest scenes from Celebrity Treasure Island was between Candy Lane and Edna Schwartz from Boss Babes. And they just were like fighting hard. Do you remember the last? Mine? Candy Lane. Edna goes, don't be putting words in my mouth. And Candy Lane, without a beat, goes, there's not enough room in your mouth for my words. It was so good. It was so iconic. My favorite moment of Celebrity Journal was then Maddie McLean cried and said, I don't have to prove myself to Susan DeVoy. Oh, no. No, no, it was to Barbara Kendall.

Barbara Kendall. I've got to know the truth of Barbara Kendall. That's what it was. Sorry, not said. I'd say this season gets pretty ruthless. Great. And there's definitely people in there, which is my favourite, right? I don't want people in there just going, oh, it's not a big deal. We'll just have fun. But there is people that call the other team F and B word. Oh, wow.

Okay. And, yeah, there's a lot of times where I feel like it's about food. Have you got tears? Because I cry over the food thing. That's why Fletch has said no in the past. Yeah, I don't know. I get hungry. It might be the most tears in any season ever.

Mainly coming from one of the rugby players. That's beautiful to say. Yeah, that's beautiful to say. Well, it premiered last night and you can watch it tonight. Tuesdays and Wednesday, 730 on TVNZ2 plus TVNZ plus, plus, plus, plus. Plus. This afternoon, we are giving you the chance to win. Yes, we are.

It kicks off with Clint and I this afternoon. treasure or the island. You get a choice if you get through, if you get through, there's an amount of money, which we won't tell you, or you go in the draw to win a trip to Rarotonga. So you take the money up.

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Brie, thank you so much for coming in early. Thank you, guys. Appreciate it. Play, ZM's, Flesh, Foran, and Haley. Right now, the things that each generation are complaining about in therapy. Thank you for reminding me. Haley looked extremely lost. I was like, where am I?

It's been a long week. It's been a long week, man. It's been a long week, man. It feels long. Far out. Is it? Right? Yeah, it's Monday.

No, it's not. It's Tuesday. Oh, my God. It's been such a long week. It's a Monday Tuesday. I thought it was Thursday. I knew it's started with tea. Anyway, I'm back, yeah.

No, so what are people, depending on their generation, talking about and I did say complaining about it, and I shouldn't. I shouldn't say it like that. What are they theorizing? What are they discussing? Yep. Here's a bit of a breakdown. We did this earlier.

This is perfect. It's kind of a little mirror here. Boomer, Gen X, millennial and Gen Zay. That's who we're looking at now. Older or younger, we don't care. What are the boomers talking about in therapy? They don't go. No time.

They're busy, busy, busy, busy. 80% of surveyed boomers said they are unlikely to seek therapy. Oh, what am I going to do that for? Oh, what do I need that for? Don't be ridiculous. Yeah, I mean, they're the reason the generations you're about to mention are in therapy. Yes. They're not going.

Those that are going are talking about aging, illness, grief and isolation. All their marriage is ending? Yeah, identity crisis, post-year. Identity crisis, post. retirement? Who am I without this job? Yeah, good call. And they, so basically the overall thing is that they grew up that believing that therapy was for the week

and was a sign of failure. Isn't that crazy? Talking about your feelings? Week. No. Discussing it with a professional who can tell you that the anxiety that's waking up at 2 o'clock in the morning is unjustified and a way to deal with it in a proper professional manner? Week. It's like both me and my brother have anxiety

and then my mum will be like, oh God, I've got this just sort of annoying, rattling, sort of feeling in my chest. It's all sort of tight. No, no. What do you think? I don't know why you get that. You get that from your father. Yeah, yeah.

I've just got this sort of, I just can't sleep sort of thing going on. You know what I mean? It's just sort of like a worry and whatnot. But it's not what you guys have. Okay, Jenny X, what are they talking about in therapy? They're talking, they're the sandwich generation. They're talking about their kids and their aging parents. So they're kind of like on the cusp right going,

oh my God, my parents are... The next cab to leave the rank? Yeah, next cab to leave the rank. but also I've got these kids and everything, career pressure and time constraints of being their big barriers. They're starting to look at regrets. Oh, okay.

Getting a bit older, they're starting to look at their regrets. Like, what was the whole point of that? I went to university, I did that job. What was the point of that? Or maybe just leaving a relationship at the end of marriages, being like, what was the point? Yeah, I've wasted the last 10, 15, 20 years. In my life.

So a lot of them have come to therapy late because it was never normalized for them. Yeah. Because they had them, you know. The boomer parents, yeah. Okay, millennials, this is us. Okay. We've got too many choices.

They gave us the world. We don't know what to do. We're paralyzed by fear and making the wrong one. We're at this age in our life where it is like, if we haven't found our path yet, starts to get a little bit scary. House marriages, kids, we're not hitting the milestones that our parents hit at the same age. They're later. They're not. They're not.

Well, ideally, we're not. We don't hit kids anymore. Yeah, ideally. But yeah, so our parents achieved all the kids. milestones at much younger ages and we're not hitting them. Yeah. We can't, we're not, like, we haven't had kids. But they also just looked older than us at our age.

Yeah, yeah. They did. Like you see all the TV shows and they're all like mid-20s. You're like, what? Yeah. Dating being a disaster, apps in pandemic isolation, hit millennials the hardest. Depression's a primary diagnosis. But the biggest therapy demographic is the millennials.

50% of people in therapy are millennials. Wow. Okay. Because we've got historical crap to deal with. And G and Z kind of. afford it. Gen Z can't afford it. I'd love to, but shit, it's expensive. But we also know that we can talk about our feelings.

And the last one, Gen Z anxiety is number one. Mostly social anxiety. FOMO. What generations are talking about in therapy. Gen Z's talking about the FOMO made by every made worse by everyone posting online and comparing yourself to life online. 37%

of Gen Zs said that they think therapy is mentally weak. That's shocking. We've taken a little step backwards. Blowback. Yeah. that blowback Gen Z. Like you think that, you know, our generation was going to be the last generation

that used a whole lot of slurs. Yes. But they're coming back. Yes, they are. So the Gen Z wrap up here is that they would prefer to post about their trauma online than process it properly in a therapist office. Play ZM's Flashawn and Haley.

Bryn from the newsroom is in with us. Good morning again, Bryn. Good morning. Hi, Brinie. You're back. Twice in one morning. What a treat. Aside from the board.

What did we do to be so lucky? I think you're saying that right. Yeah, what did you say? You say, twat. And to what? Do we owe the honour? Well, I think you just need a gap fill, don't you? Yeah, we do.

Sure, we do. Sure, it feels long. Wow, wow. Okay, well, it's time for all the news stories that weren't enough for the main news bulletins. Good morning. A 75-year-old American millionaire big game hunter made a jumbo-sized miscalculation

and has died after a group of. of elephants gave him a truly crushing reception. Oh, good. During an antelope hunt in Central Africa, this is great news. What began as a routine outing quickly turned into a situation that got out of trunk troll. Can we just not, can we just acknowledge some ownership here? Did you like this, hey? No, no, no, no, no, I don't.

I said I'm joked out. I'm joking out. Amy's tired to pass it to me, I said, F that. Yeah. I'm, I got a trunk troll. Out of trunk troll. What is that? Well, I was really struggling for one at the end.

Yeah, well, we can't tell. Yeah, yeah. At the end, this is the first story. It's not even the end of the first story. There's another paragraph. Oh, my God. Give me a break. It's been a long week.

What you're saying? It's a short week. It's been a long week. It's a short week. It feels long already. What are you saying is he's overridden? He's overwrote. Yeah, well, here's the next part of the story.

Oh, wow. I thought that was the punchline. It's crazy, man. Officials say the seasoned hunter likely didn't expect the blah blah blah blah. You're right. See, I've been away. I'm still getting used to. You're right.

We're a long week, man. A long week. But in a long week. We're at the last end of a long week, go you? Let's finish this first story because I've got two mortuary. Oh, goodness. Officials say the seasoned hunter likely didn't expect to become the one being hunted by the heavyweight locals. The incident serves as a stark reminder that when you're in the wild, you're not always the one calling the shots.

sometimes you're just along for the ride or in this case the stampede God it took so long to get to a joke I would have said I didn't think a name would have a joke I would have said the guide misled them he wasn't up to task

oh that's good where were you before when I said I did offer for you to do it and you said no we can't sit here and complain I said it's a long week I said this is a short week God it feels long it's a long week guys well that'll just do

move on to the next one Come on, yeah, that'll do. I can't even remember what the story was about. I do love how the story is just... Who knows? The show has just turned into tearing... Fletches running a time. ...to put effort into the show.

This is why I don't put effort. Who else went above and beyond? 9-6 if you can come up with a better... Elephant. Always we'll take... Absolutely, yeah. Okay, Brian, sorry, back to not enough to the next news news. Okay, to the next story.

In a futuristic farewell, a woman used... holographic technology to ensure her late husband didn't ghost his own funeral. See, that's good. That's great. That's great. That's good. Thank you. The digital version of the departed delivered a speech that left mourners both comforted and slightly pixelated with emotion.

Bryn laughed at that. No, I'm laughing because it's, I don't understand. Are we talking to two-part hologram? Yes. Yeah. At his own funeral. I'd love to do this. I know people who have died, you know, they knew they were going to die and they're

recorded a video to be played at their funeral. Or people have a living funeral. A living funeral before they die. It feels dark to me. Yeah. Attendees said it was a moving experience proven that even after death, some people still know how to project their presence. You see, that's good, that's good. It was tired, it was better.

That was better. And in California, authorities have uncovered a fraud scheme that's almost too unbearable to be true. Suspects allegedly dress someone in a bear costume to stage vehicle attacks, attempting to claw their way to insurance payouts. Investigators say the plan has now been paused.

You're like pause, bare paws. Yeah. And those involved may soon find themselves in a very real, legal, grizzly situation. I was going to say grizzly situation was a set. I was thinking something about porridge as well, but I couldn't work it in. Yeah, yeah, yeah, right.

Plunky right. Clunky right. It's slightly clunky delivery at the end there. Clunky, clunky. I'm going to, I know it's been a long week, but I'm just going to say a clunky delivery. I know. He's got clunky material.

I tell you what, I'm willing to give you both because Christ's this week is long. It's been a harrowing week. What are we there? Like how many days are, how many days have felt like out? We've had five. We've had five days in this Tuesday. Is it Pride, Abrin?

I think it is. Oh, thank God. Yeah, well, welcome back, Bryn. Welcome back. I'm glad that's over. And thank you for an average delivery there. An average delivery of some piss-poor writing. The Z-M-Port.

Podcast Network. Silly, silly little poll today is have you looked through your partner's phone without them knowing? What sparked this silly little poll? Well, there was a study that looked into Americans. They basically just asked Americans this exact same question. Right. So it would be interesting to compare the results to see if we are like the same. Well, you pull up the American numbers.

I've got our personal show. Many people will internationally answer this question, so I feel this is more international than America. This also, by the way, was Australians. Australians? No, I apologize. So close to home, let's see how we rank. It's such an invasion of privacy.

So the options we gave you were yes and they never found out, yes and I told them afterwards, or no, never. We only tell them afterwards if you find something that needs a dress. Yeah, you throw the phone at their face. So Australians, 47% of respondents would never look through their partner's phone without permission. Okay, so 44% of people. people who replied said no, never.

So 22% in Australia said that they've admitted to snooping once or regularly. 31% would happily dive into their partner's messages if they felt they had a good reason. Yes. I don't know. I don't know. 44% said no never. 41% said yes and my partner never found out. And 15% said yes and I told them afterwards.

So it's about half and half? Yes. Yeah, roundabouts. Just slightly over half having done it. I never have. I've never looked at someone's phone without them knowing. I go through Fletcher's fine. I don't need to see that.

There's a lot of Reno pictures. It's nothing exciting at the moment. I have a friend recently that went through their, they have an open relationship, and they went through their partner's phone and found out that it was very open on their side. No, but the open thing, that's the rule. Then we're not looking.

This is what I was saying. What were their rules for the open relationship? Don't ask, don't tell. Pretty much it don't. Pretty much we know it's open, but we don't talk about it. Yeah. Wow. So then what are you looking for?

I know. Trouble. Trouble. I don't know. I was just like, good luck with that. Okay. Yeah, I did notice having a break from social media at the moment, so. Oh, gosh.

TBC. Can't be going well. Some feedback on this. Kathy said, oh yes, I looked through the hidden phone that he had, and I told him I'd look through it as as I was kicking him out of the house. What? They had a secret phone. I mean, if he's got a secret phone.

I'll probably clocking what that is. Eddie says Yeah I went through her phone And her notes app And found out that she'd been Keeping a list of all the problems She had with me It's quite a confronting, Ray

Well, do you think it is We don't have follow up there, Eddie? What happened? Do you think it was like a work-ons list? Yeah, yeah, yeah Who does this, writes it down. P.B. said, no, but I had an X.

Unlocked my phone using my thumb While I slept. He found nothing incriminating But I was permanently icked by it. Yeah. What was he? hoping to find. Also, moving someone's thumb about it.

Yeah. And putting it back down with it. Do you know in the movies it doesn't work when you're dead? No, the face thing, eh? No, the thumb. Your finger. Because it's the heat and the electric charge, right? Isn't that fascinating?

I think what it speaks to was a larger distrust. Yeah. And trust is a real foundation of a good relationship. Yeah. Even if that relationship's open and you said, don't ask, don't tell. That's the trust. Anonymous, please. He's got a code on it that I don't know, so I can't.

My choice, that's my choice not his. I'm a nosy bitch with nothing to be worried about and don't want the temptation of knowing I could if I wanted to. Wow. Yeah, you know it's like a little bit of it. I want to know. But then you say, put a code on that and don't tell me what it is. And he's like, why?

Because I can't help myself. I'll look through it. The whole thing. Yeah. But then she'll just find one thing like you like to model's photo on Instagram. Yeah. You hate me. That's her job.

I'm trying to help her stay employed. Oh my God. A cost of living crisis. Yeah. You think that beautiful woman has tons of options on what she can do for a vocation? Yeah. Lydia said, if you think you need to check, you're always right.

Yes. Wow. That's profound, eh. You've got to trust your intuition, don't you? Yeah, yeah. Shania, Twain, says, not for any, are they cheating reason, mainly to find out if he ordered what I wanted for my birthday or Christmas.

Then you're going to ruin the surprise. If he has, you're going to ruin the surprise. if he hasn't, you're just going to be upset. Yeah. I found that she was chatting up her ex shortly after our daughter was born. Says Michael. Wow.

You know, she's been through it, though. Pop to human out of her vagina, you know. What did you do? Kate said, only once with an ex and I found his active Tinder account. Wow. There would be enough. The Tinder's on the phone.

That's wild. But again, you trust your intuition. The bold nature of some people or if it fails to amaze me. Yeah. Or to be on TV. Tinder, you have to have a face that other people could see, including her single

friends. Yeah, and even in a big city, you're not getting away with that. No. Big city, even in a... Big city life. Mid-sized country, such as ours. Yeah. It's too small. Even in a medieval medium-sized city. Yeah. In a medieval village. It's too, it's too close. It's too... Yeah, too small.

What about a middle-aged thriving port city? You're not getting away with it. You're not getting away with it. You're not getting away with it in a Mediterranean fishing village. Everyone knows someone, you know? What about a ancient Egypt. What about the spice market? Where?

Morocco. No, you're not getting away with it. Not a Morocco. You're not getting away with it. You're just not getting away with it. Regardless. Yeah. What about an early Aboriginal tribe?

You're not getting away with it. You're just not getting away with the cell towers, Haley. Now you're being ridiculous. Oh, now I'm being ridiculous. What about a mid-22nd century Mars colony? You're not getting away with that. You're not getting away with it. It's small.

It's small. And everybody's sharing the same oxygen. Yeah. Neve said she can't because she's visually impaired and he refuses to have the Zoom feature enabled on his phone He's gotcha He's gotcha Fletch isn't laughing at your visual impairment

I'm laughing at the fact that he's gotcha For you to check if he's chatting on you You're going to need him to enable Zoom Yeah, the Zoom function Well for silly little poll we asked Have you ever looked through your partner's phone Without them knowing 44% of you said no never

The rest have Oh, another one in the bag. It's a Versace bag as well. If you enjoyed that, give us a rating and review and be sure to tell your mates. You don't sound sincere there, boy. I'm just reading what's written here. Play ZM's Fletchhorn and Haley.