ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 28th June 2023

Episode Date: June 27, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. The Fletch, Fawn and Hayley Big Pod. Download the MyMaccas app and earn rewards on your coffee. Good morning, welcome to the show Fletch, Fawn and Hayley. I'm cold. Are you cold? You're cold this morning. I'm cold. There's a chill. I'm not wearing much. It's a chilly start to the day. I've got the legs out. Let me bring up the temps. Oh. Four in New Plymouth. God, Shelley. We're to love it. Thank God we got out of there.

When we were there Friday afternoon, it was like 19 degrees. It was like summer. It was insane. But there was no snow on the monger. No, she was low. No snow on the monger. Yeah. Hamilton's four. A little yarmulke of snow at the top there.

Yeah. Yeah. Currently lowest temperature in New Zealand, Taupo. 0.5. Okay. What is it in Auckland right now? 13 degrees in the City of Sales. And I'm cold?

Wellington 7, yes. Yeah, okay. You put on a, you've got a leather jacket. I'll put on a leather jacket. I would go for a nice sweater. I know, I didn't bring one. You didn't think about it, did you?

Dumb, stupid. Do you want to swap clouds? Because you've got a comfy outfit on. I don't know if I'd fit that. Little black dress and a leather jacket. I don't know if I'm a leather jacket guy. Why did you get a little black dress and a leather jacket? Do you know I was feeling a bit sexy this morning?

Were you? Yeah. I thought you might have had something on. No. No, I just felt like... Straight from here to something. I felt like being hot today. But instead I'm quite cold.

You're cold. Yeah. That's sexy. You've got to take the good with the bad. Yeah, I know. On the way, the top six. Vaughan, what have you got on the agenda today? Well, apparently Gen Z will be the death of the cup of tea.

Oh, no. Not drinking as much tea as generations before them. Do you know today I had a hankering. I woke up with a hankering for an Earl Grey, so a BYO. A sexy Earl Grey. I felt sexy and like a cup of tea. Yeah, but I also have bad news for you, auntie. You're not Gen Z.

Oh. Don't call me auntie. No, but you're sexy, auntie. I am sexy. I'm the hot auntie. Don't call that Facebook. You've got to be sexy, auntie, because my uncle married you. You can't be sexy, auntie, by blood.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Otherwise it's wildly inappropriate that we're calling her sexy auntie. I'm not even married to your blood uncle. Or you're just in some sort of convenient de facto relationship. Living in sin. Living in sin. He's rich. Gen Z preferring cold drinks over cup of teas.

And I'm guessing coffee. Or maybe they just prefer an iced coffee. They do an iced coffee. I had a cold brew yesterday. I'm young and hip and cool. I'm on coffee. Or maybe they just prefer an iced coffee. They do an iced coffee. I had a cold brew yesterday. I'm young and hip and cool. I'm on a cold brew. Well, the top six are dealing with this. Yeah.

In some fashion. I haven't decided yet. I just thought it was a funny topic. There'll be a bit of Gen Z ragging. There'll be a bit of older ragging. A bit of cup of tea ragging. Try to make Gen Y or millennials just kind of skate through the middle there.

I'm pretty sure we'll touch on dunking a biscuit in tea as well, I'd like to think. Yeah, what will they dunk their biscuits in? A very good question. Idiots, absolute idiots. Next on the show, there's been a study done that's looked at tired driving. Mm-hmm.

She says that she got to work this morning on how many hours sleep. Never done it. I never drive tired. Are youhmm. She says that she got to work this morning on how many hours sleep. Never done it. I never, never drive tired. Are you tired enough to see that burger as a baby yet? No, I don't see the burger as a baby. The billboard does not look like a baby. It's a burger.

For the show sponsor, there's a burger on the Northwestern Motorway. It's on that big silo on the left between Lincoln Road and Te Atatu when you're city-bound. Tell me when you're just coming out of Lincoln, especially with a bit of fog, that that's not a baby. It's got barbecue sauce and onion rings in it. The onion rings is the baby's chubby cheeks. I don't see it. I want to. I want to see it.

Well, next on the show, yeah, why you should not be driving tired. There's a new study out. It's pretty bad. Play. ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley. Well, a new study has found that driving on five, just five hours of sleep is as bad as drink driving.

I mean, obviously at the lower end of drink driving, not like, you know, 18 bottles of wine, blottoed kind of. But yeah, isn't that interesting? How many hours of sleep did you get last night? No, actually quite a few. I feel chipper this morning.

But there's definitely some, mine's less so in the mornings. It's more like in the afternoons. You know, if you haven't had much sleep, you've been up early. You know that feeling when you're just like, oh, holy. Put a window down. They reckon about 20% of vehicle crashes are caused by fatigue. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

That makes sense. Fatigue. What are the other, does it say what the other major causes are? Speed. Being a prick. Speed will be in the being a prick. Ford Rangers. There'll be a few Ford Rangers on the list.

Ford Rangers. There'll be a few Ford Rangers on the list. Ford Rangers. They're not always in the accident but they've overtaken you where they definitely shouldn't have. So it feels like they're directly responsible for the accident

that happens when you have to slam on your brakes and then you lose control and go into a ditch. Yeah, okay. She just yawned. Bear that in mind.

I did just yawn. Just had a big old yawn. You said you had lots of hours sleep. It doesn't matter. It's just never enough. You just had a big old yawn. You said you had lots of hours sleep. It doesn't matter. It's just never enough. I can still squeeze out a yawn. Yeah.

Yeah. I did it. Don't do it because people might be driving and listening. I'm not talking because I'm putting all my concentration into not yawning, even though I've now seen two people yawn. Do you do that thing where you know where someone's talking to you directly and then you need to yawn so you do that thing where you know where someone's talking to you directly and then you need to yawn so you do that funny face which is like

where you want it. It's like you're like yawning but not opening the mouth. You're like sneezing when you don't sneeze and you're like, and it just looks like you're having like an implosion. And then when you yawn without yawning you're like, it looks like you've got locked your mouth. But you're trying

not to yawn in front of them because you don't want to offend them, but it's not their fault. Yeah, and they can absolutely see when your mouth goes like, that you are in fact yawning. You're just not going, oh. So now I'm going to yawn. Oh, you don't.

Also, you yawn. My doctor, because remember I went to breathing school, and they told me that yawning is also a sign of not breathing properly. So it's the same as like, you know how people sigh? Like if you don't breathe good enough and then you go,

you're a catch up breath. Yeah, yeah, it's really good. Yawning's the same. Your body going like, hey, you're not breathing well. You're wanting to get some air right into the ends of those little lungy bits, right?

Yeah. So like you imagine your lungs like a state highway and then it goes off to a smaller road and a smaller road and eventually a gravel road and people don't breathe through their gravel roads. Yes. You've got to get a bit of breath on the gravel road.

Yeah, so your body makes you yawn because when you yawn you go... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's like a rider. I'm still not yawning. I can feel one just at the back. You've done well.

I really want to push through but I'm being known. Nope. What is it? Psychopath. I'm embracing my inner psychopath because I don't feel empathy really.

That is so good. I know it's good to you. No, no, I need to do it. I'm not even tired. Neither of you should be driving. Play ZM's

Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. I just poured a cup of tea and the tab went in. You know, the little blue tab. Oh, yep, yep. And now there's all little bits of blue floating in my cup of tea and the tab went in, you know, the little blue tab. Oh, yep, yep. And now there's all little bits of blue floating in my cup of tea. Oh, the tab shouldn't be.

The tab should be more water resistant than that. Yeah, most of the tabs are just like paper printed. That's like a cardboardy. Oh, yeah. This wouldn't have happened if I had driven past McCafe on the way in. Instead, bloody twinings and I've got a blue tee. Now there is you know I'm very excited about the Barbie

movie. Well it's got a news yesterday it's received an M? Yes. I thought you were going to say an Emmy. I was like really? Already. Emmy? Always predicted to be so great it's getting a daytime Emmy even though it's a movie. I think it got a mature rating, meaning you can take kids to see it,

but there'll be some naughtiness. But there is, oh, so it's PG-13. Okay. PG-13. But that also will tell adults that it's not a kid's movie. Yeah, good. But it's a movie you could take your twins to. Okay. tell adults that it's not a kids movie but it's a movie you could take your tweens to. Perfect.

Well, there is a house in Malibu, which is where Barbie lives, that you can now rent on Airbnb. It's Barbie's dream house. Oh yeah, Malibu Barbie, right. And it has been painted Barbie pink. It's insane. Look at the photos. Look at that.

My heart is so full. It is like my heart is so full. It is like neon pink and baby pink. I'm going to LA next week. I'll go and see it. Go and see it. Because surely you'll be able to just walk down the beach and see it, right? No, maybe not. It doesn't look like it.

It kind of looks like it's tucked up on a hill. You'll be able to search and find out the listing and drive past 100%. Dude, change everything. Stay there. So this is a house that was already in Malibu that they've just kind of taken over. They've kind of done up. Yeah, done up. Because it's a stunt.

These are never on for very long, these listings. Nah. You can rent it. I think you can rent the, they call it like Ken's room for two individual one-night stays. So, yeah, it is like a little small thing. That's starting on July 17th. You can do this. Do you know I saw the aerial photo?

There's like a slide into the pool. It's amazing. On the aerial photo, though, they didn't spray paint pink the back bit of the roof because, like, you can't see it from the road. And I was just like, why did you spray paint all the roof? Yeah, come on. Like, you've gone to all this effort. There's an aerial photo.

Everything else is pink and looks like Barbie's house, but you didn't spray paint the rest of the. Yeah. So you can look through. You go in. There's, like, a full kitchen and stuff with, like, pink chairs, pink couches. The bedroom is amazing.

Does it say how much a night? It's going to be a lot, right? Oh, it doesn't say in this. Yeah, right. But there's like a big wardrobe and it's Ken's wardrobe and it's got all these like cowboy shirts and little vests and stuff.

How gay is Ken, eh? Look at this wardrobe. It's like pink tassels. I mean, good for him. I love it. Cowboy boots. There's a pink bar outside. It's actually brilliant. They've done a great job. It's so brilliant. You have to try and get photos of that.

Yeah, do it. Find out where it is. I'm trying to go. I'm looking now. I'm looking where Malibu is. Yeah, it doesn't give you an exact location, but I'm pretty sure. You'll definitely be able to find it on Google Maps on satellite. Play ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley from the Panoramic ZM Think Tank. This is the top six.

Should I just turn my own microphone on? You've got none of the microphones on. Was I silenced as well? We were all silenced. Stop silencing us. You're a prick. It is being put forward that Gen Z is killing off the cup of tea. Young people are ditching their traditional hot brew for trendy ice drinks like kombucha.

I love a booch. I saw someone drinking, this dude drinking the booch at the gym the other day was like, in his 50s he had a full head of grey hair that was tied up in a man bun. Oh, okay. And he had a beard and he had a sleeveless tee on. Not a singlet, a sleeveless

tee. Oh yeah. And it was tight and he had sinewy yet muscly arms. I was like, dude if I was to draw someone who drinks kombucha at the gym, you would be who it would be aiming for. His gut health sounds top notch. Yeah, top notch. Absolutely top notch. Top notch gut health.

A fizzy drink at the gym, though. Yeah. Because the other day I was doing a cycle class, a spring class, and a girl next to me opened up her soda stream and went, and I was like, No, that doesn't quench. No, you can't scull. Like, I love sparkling water,

but that's not a mid-cycle class drink. No, it's not. Weird. So apparently Gen Z would prefer a lemonade, kombucha, or a juice over a cup of tea when catching up with friends or family. I mean, you know me, I go for a juice, don't I? When we have brekkie.

You love a juice. I don't like hot drinks either, but I'm loving this cup of tea. There's a freaking hair in it. So, yeah, they're apparently opting out of the cup of tea and they believe this could be the decline of the cup of tea. Now, the tea, I won't be too sad to miss the tea, but the coffee, of course, must stay.

Oh, yeah, coffee. I couldn't care if tea disappeared off the face of the planet tomorrow. Well, I've got the top six other thing Gen Z will kill, along with the cup of tea. Okay. Number six on the list, pegs. Do they not peg? Probably just use the dryer. Probably just use mum and dad's dryer or just chuck it over the clothes horse.

Oh, no. No, no, no. It never gets as strong westerly. You can't have lions in the middle of your T-shirt. You've got to peg. People that just hang. You've got to peg, even on the clothes horse. Yeah, they don't. It never gets as strong westerly. You can't have lines in the middle of your T-shirt. You've got to peg. People that just hang. You've got to peg, even on the clothes horse. Yeah, they don't.

They just chuck it on. Goodness me. I'm a big fan of pegging. You're a big pegging boy. Come back to you later for some pegging tips and technique. Well, and I know you use the same colour pegs for items of clothing. I don't care about that. I'm not that much of...

Oh, no, you've got to match your pegs. I don't match pegs. Nah, neither. I don't care about that. I'm not that much of... Oh no, you've got to match your pegs. I don't match pegs. Nah, neither. I'm rogue when it comes to pegging. Number five on the list of the top six other things

Gen Z will kill along with a cup of tea. Marriage. Oh yeah. They probably won't do that. Can't afford it. Can't afford it. It's expensive.

It's the patriarchy or it's the matriarchy. I don't belong to anyone. Yeah, it's one of the archies. Yeah. Anna. Anarchy. Yeah. Yeah, it's one of the archies. Yeah. Anna. Is it Anna's? Anarchy.

Yeah. Bit of that, bit of that. Number four on the list of the top six other things Gen Z will kill along with a cup of tea are phone calls. Oh, yeah, yeah. Don't like phone calls. Phone calls. Too much anxiety. Your phone rings.

I'll answer it, even if it's a blocked number. I need to know who's there. It's curiosity. No, I just divert that to voicemail. Yeah, same. I love voice messages. Leave a message. Number three on the list of the top six other things Gen Z will kill along with a cup of tea.

Breakfast. Oh, yes. Skip that. They'll skip that. Just skipping breakfast. The most important meal of the day. Well, that was a marketing campaign. Was it?

Yeah. Oh, I believed it. Yeah. Well, that's why it was good marketing. I just only know that if I don't eat breakfast, I'm a hangry monster. You're a hangry little monster. You don't want I believed it. Well, that's why it was good marketing. I just only know that if I don't eat breakfast, I'm a hangry monster. You're a hangry little monster. It is the most important meal of the day.

You grew up on the lush grass of the 1990s. Yeah, I did. Under a thriving national government. There was no shortage of anything. Bulger. There was so much breakfast cereal we didn't know what to do with ourselves. Oh, they really were just throwing breakfast cereal.

They had too much, if anything. Yeah. Number two on the list of the top six other things Gen Z will kill along with a cup of tea, winding down your car windows. Did they not do that? They've all got air conditioning. Oh, yeah.

Okay, right. Oh, my God. You've got to crank. You've got to crank the window down. Get some fresh air. Stick your head out. Smell the countryside. And number one on the list of the top six things Gen Z will kill along with a cup of tea,

the radio. Oh, no. These bastards. No, they won't. Aren't listening to the radio enough. No, they are. Hello, good morning. Good morning to our Gen Z listeners.

They're not listening to the radio enough. Unbelievable. Are you guys listening? They're listening to the podcast. Come through, Gen Z. Yeah, I know they listen to the podcast. They listen to the podcast. You can podcast the show. Yeah, I know they listen to the podcast. They listen to the podcast. You can podcast the show, iHeartRadio, wherever you podcast.

You can. Absolutely welcome to podcast anytime. What should I search in my podcast app? We'll just search the name of the show. Which is? Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Yeah, just search that.

Or you could do sex.life, your other podcast, Hayley. That's done very well for itself, hasn't it? Totally. Oh, that was a little condescending. Morgan Penn. Yeah, it's done very well for itself, hasn't it? Totally. Oh, that was a little condescending. Morgan Penn. Yeah, it's done very well. I didn't mean it to be condescending. I think you can just also search FBHZM.

Oh, you're fantastic. And podcast things. There you go. There is an artist called FBHM. Oh, no. Get rid of them. They do remixes and such. Oh, do they?

Okay. What are they? Play us some. Why am I connected to the office speaker? What's the office speaker? Where's that coming from? Uh-oh, that's a problem, isn't it? Oh, mate.

How long have you been connected to the office speaker? I'm still on the office speaker. That's playing at home. Oh. Did you just wake up your family? I just cranked up somebody's. Is this SVHM?

Listen to the radio. Listen to the radio, you dumb little idiots. You are too young to remember when Prince Diana died. It was a sad day. It was a bad day. Do you remember the Tune Towers in the Spider-Man 1 movie trailer that they had to remove because of the terrorist attacks on the Twin Towers that made them fall

and before the movie came out but after they shot the promo? It's not a fun song. No, you don't. Dum-dum-dum-dummy-dummy-dum-da-dum-da-da-da-dum-dummy-dummy. Play ZM's Fletch Vaughn and Hayley. Play ZM. There is a bar in Hong Kong called The Savory Project. It opened in May this year, and it celebrates a range of ingredients that you wouldn't typically see on a cocktail list.

And this is becoming a trend. Savory cocktails. So usually, right, I mean, your Bloody Marys, that would be a savoury cocktail. Celery, tomato, cucumber, black pepper, a bit of hot sauce. At the very least, I will allow a cucumber into a cocktail glass. And that is it. If I make like a vodka soda or a gin soda,

I'll always put a dash of Tabasco in it. I think I've spoken about this before. It's delicious. Huge Tabasco fan, but I don't know if it's another drink. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. I'm going to make you some. They're so yummy. Okay. So this place has items

on their menu like beef jerky, corn husks, roast chicken. What? A roast chicken cocktail? Mushrooms. You name it. it's on there. I mean, I love all of those things individually for dinner, but not in a cocktail. There's one cocktail that is mushroom, clam and leek. Clams. Ugh, no.

Mushroom, clam and leek. No, I just cannot imagine that tasting nice Even outside of a cocktail There's another bar In New York City Called Double Chicken Please I'm in, that sounds fun They have

Their cocktail menu is Broken down into appetiser main And dessert, so your dessert you get your Sweets. Yes. Floofy pink, candy floss. We love those ones. Catastrophes.

Yeah. And then the other ones you could have like a pizza flavoured, a parmesan cheese, Japanese cold noodle flavour. I'm so in for this. That, yum. There's a bar in Wellington I love called Caretakers. Yeah. And they don't have a menu, eh?

And it's like you go in and someone, you know, swings a chair backwards, sits down and says. What do you like? Yeah, what kind of flavours are you into? They do one. Mandarin lip balm. Yeah. You go in and you're like,

I want something kind of like not that sweet, maybe vodka based, but spicy. And they just make it. And they just make it. And they made this one that was like a bloody Mary without the tomato so it was clear

and I had black pepper and Tabasco cucumber celery it was so good but you can have a sweet one yeah and vodka so it was like a

martini yeah almost but like I like a pickle pickel-tini martini with a bit of pickle juice. Martini with a bit of pickle juice. No, no.

Yeah, yum. This looks yum. But yeah, it's a trend. It's kind of... It's on the rise. Give it a go. Give yourself a cold pizza or a roast chicken.

I can't wait for a cocktail. I can't wait for pickle vodka cruises to come out. Oh, yeah. Well, there's pickle beer. There is. There is. There is pickle beer.

That was yum. This might be my time to relaunch the ham daiquiri. Oh, yeah. I don't know if it is. New Year's 2008 into 2009, the ham daiquiri. I'm left over Christmas ham in a blender. Yeah. And then just follow a daiquiri.

I'm not into blending up the meat. And then just follow a daiquiri. Yeah. Yeah, because the sweetness in that was kind of like, it was like the glaze on the ham. Like a pineapple base. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Orange base.

Yeah, with a bit of minced up ham. Sort of marmalade. Repugnant is how they're described. Most people wait until they're in palliative care until they blend their mates. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In a rest home. Not me.

Always been ahead of the curve. Wow. Play. ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley. Vero Insurance. They are going gender neutral. And I didn't even really think that insurance was

heavily gendered. Definitely, definitely on age, right? Health? Younger, older, like, Definitely on age, yeah. If you're under 25, you pay more for car

insurance. But less for health insurance Yes. Yes. Because you're a spring chicken Yes, and if you're older I think your insurance can go up a little A lot. It's too close to dying There's a sweet spot, and I think it's always been slightly gendered towards females being cheaper. But they live longer

They live longer, and statistically they're better drivers. We're not dumb. So do you pay the same as say if you were exactly the same age as Vaughan with no speeding tickets

Are we not the same age? You would not I'm a little bit younger. Just a little bit. A little bit. You would pay the same or do women pay less?

I don't even know. I don't even know how much Aaron pays for insurance and what I pay. I thought it was all based on the car. Yeah. So women are often stereotyped as being bad drivers,

according to this article I'm reading. Those are not my words. Often when I get cut off, I'll look, and there she is. But new research shows that they are actually more competent than men behind the wheel. So it's young men, regular drivers and extroverted or neurotic people are more likely to be distracted while driving. That's how the song went. Young man, extroverted, lose attention.

Slow down. I said, young man, your insurance is higher. Men get more speeding tickets. So that's a factor as well. That's testosterone. Yeah. Putting the foot down. Heavy foot.

So what does this mean now? It'll just be genderless insurance. Yeah, so other insurance companies, so this is just Vero that's doing this because they said that a binary way of doing insurance does not reflect the customer base. Because then it's the same thing. If it was gendered,

right? What about non-binary people? What about trans people? Where do you, where do they fit? So they were like, it doesn't reflect, having gender is even part of it,

does not reflect our customers. And then other, they asked other insurance companies and they said, our car insurance is based on a number of factors, including customer's age. So if you're old and you're driving, probably pay a bit more. Where they live, like if you live in Auckland or on a rural road, much quieter.

Make a model of their vehicle, their gender, the type of licence they hold, years of driving experience, their claims history and a number of accidents that they've had. So there's like lots of factors. And so Vero's saying they still have all those factors because you have to take those into account. If you crash your car every month, they're going to be charging you a lot for your insurance.

You may be uninsurable by then. Yeah, but gender, gone. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. I did not know Brett Goldstein before Ted Lasso. And I think the majority of the world would not have known Brett Goldstein who plays Roy Kent. Yeah, so he's been in New Zealand. Yes. When did this was all set?

How did this get in and out? He's been filming some stuff here for Leslie Mills, the gym. I believe that's her full name. Yeah, it is. Leslie. Leslie Mills. I love Leslie. She's puffed. We're on a mission.

All will be revealed later. Nancy Mills. Les Mills. Nancy Mills. Married to Les Mills. There's a photo of her... Oh, is that real? Yeah.

Doing gymnastics above the squat rack in the women's gym. Is there? Yeah, when you squat, you're like, come on, Nancy. How old is that photo? Is Nancy still around? No, it's like black and white. Old. But is she?

How old is Lesley Mills? I don't know. Well, apparently, according to some research out of Lesley Mills, Gen Z are not regularly exercising. The majority, 64% of them. So does that mean, or just anything? Roy Kent's in there. Yeah, he's doing some kind of, I think they're launching into the US.

Yeah, they are. That's the news, and he's kind of filmed some stuff. He was here in New Zealand, I can't believe it. Because Les Mills, the classes, like the trademark classes like Pump. Yeah. They are around the world. Yeah. People buy them.

Like when I was in Edinburgh, there was a gym that I joined when I exercise regularly, which clearly I don't because I just ran. Across the office. Across the office. And you're very puffed. Really trying to hold it together. But yeah, they do those but I think they're going to actually like

have their own gyms overseas. Right. But when they did this research it was, yeah, the majority of Gen Zers are not exercising regularly. I don't think it's just like at a Les Mills class.

Just like general exercise. Right. You have to. It makes Mickey happy. Gets the endorphins going. Keeps the heart ticking. And then... I mean, this has become a terrible...

Did you see yesterday that the Heart Foundation have decided that not even one drink a day is... Because remember how it used to be? Oh, I know. One drink a day is good for you. Two for men, one for women. Yeah, it keeps the heart pumping. Wine or beer or spirits?

All of it's bad. Oh, of course it is. Without us saying all of it's bad. Of course it is. Oh, come on. Remember for a while, red wine was like, you can have a glass of red wine. Because it's got the... Antioxidants.

Antioxidants. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's got the what? Riboflavor. Riboflavory doobie doobies. Ribena flavor. No, I didn't say ribena.

I thought you'd say riboflava. Riboflavoroids or something. What is riboflava? I don't know. Riboflavoroids? Yeah. What is Reba Flava? I don't know. Riboflavoids? Yeah, riboflavoids. It's in red wine. I'm really tasting those riboflavoids.

Robin Williams was in that movie in the 90s where he played a scientist and that green stuff that bounced around. Yeah, that's a riboflavoid. That's a riboflavoid. Riboflavin. No, ribodubadoobas. Dubbedubbedoo?

That's the Flint style. No, it's in wine. It's in red wine. It's in vitamin B2. It's riboflavin. No, it's not that. There's other stuff. I'm literally looking at the word riboflavin and it says next to it vitamin B2.

Yeah, but they didn't say it's riboflavin. It's something else. I don't know. It's antioxidant. Yeah, well, it's good stuff. Riboflavin is a well-known photosensitive responsible for the light induced oxidisation leading to the spoilage of wine. Huh. That didn't really tell you anything

But is it in wine? Yes apparently it is Vitamins in wine Now let's Polyphenol Polyphenols Polyphenols I feel like you're not Saying it right Oh the polyphenols

Yeah those things Polyphenols B Yeah, those things. Poly, poly, poly, polyphenols. Yeah. Excomic acid. B-group thiamine. My own. This all sounds good stuff. It's all good for you.

It's all good stuff. Myrodoxid oxidon. Okay, so two Gen Z. Drink red wine. Sure. So you get all your polyphenolol and your flubbery rings. And your doobie doobie doobies. And your doobies doobie yabba dabba doos.

Yep. And go to the gym. Or just, you don't need to go to a gym. You can. Go for a walk. Walk the dog. Or just, you don't need to go to a gym. Go for a walk. Walk the dog. That is surprising, though. Go for a swim to the lab. That's a lot higher than I thought it would have been.

Because I feel like millennials are, like, obsessed with the gym. Yeah, no, because millennials have hit the age where the metabolism has absolutely put the handbrake on. I'm pretty sure Gen Z will find their gym. Find their way to the door. To the gym when their metabolism has ground to a halt. Play ZM's Fletchford and Hayley. Fletchford and Hayley.

Silly little pole. Silly little pole. It is so silly, silly, silly that the silly little pole. Silly little pole. Silly little pole. Silly little pole. Silly little pole. Silly Little Pole. Silly Little Pole. Silly Little Pole. Silly Little Pole today.

Midwinter celebrations. Midwinter Christmas celebrations. Love them or no, those can wait for December. So you guys just introduced me to your lovely friend Alice, who goes hard. Oh my God. Stop stealing our friends. stop stealing our friends. Stop stealing our friends. Stop giving me

such wonderful people. She's stealing friends again. There's enough Alice to go around. There's a lot of Alice to go around. But she does like fool the kids. The way you said it made her sound. She's not. That's going to get in her head. She's tight.

No, she's tight. The personality-wise. Yes, exactly. But she was telling us over the weekend how they do full Christmas tree. Everyone wears the ugly Christmas jumpers. They do gifts. But her kids don't get screen time, so. That's right. She's probably doing that to keep them entertained.

Where I just throw an iPad at my child and I say, I don't know which one you are. Yeah. Watch YouTube, bring me in my paper. Big one. Big one and little one. Yeah. And then I was like, are you the big one or the little one?

And the little one said, I'm the little one. And I said, I thought you were the big one. Goodness, aren't you growing? Wait till you see the big one. And I still haven't seen the big one. She's out of the bar. My little bowl. Is she that old now?

God, time flies. Midwinter the bar. Silly little bowl. Is she that old now? That's how quickly it happens. God, time flies. Midwinter Christmas celebrations. Yes, love them. 42%. 58% of people saying no, it can wait till Christmas. I love Christmas. That's actually a lot more into it than I thought. Good excuse for a big cook-up and too much wine with good friends,

says someone without a name display on Instagram. CNNZ. Oh, okay. CNZ. Oh, okay. CNZ. Bridget said, my close girlfriends and I live in Queenstown-ish. I live in Cromwell, she says in brackets. But mostly from Northern Hemisphere,

we love to force our Kiwi kids into Christmas jumpers in July. Oh, yeah, that would be pretty cool. That's a feel a bit like home Christmas. You can't wear them in summer. It's too hot. Nikki says, Christmas Day once a year is stressful enough. Why put yourself through that twice?

Kendall, my work now doesn't have Christmas parties. As so many people wouldn't come due to it being a busy and expensive time of the year. Now we have big parties in July and I actually love it. Something to look forward to in winter. That's a good idea. That's a good idea. Because, yeah, that's the year. Now we have big parties in July and I actually love it. Something to look forward to in winter. It's a good idea. It's a good idea. Because yeah,

that's the thing when there's Christmas parties it's always like one week in December and every week is always busy. It's so busy. Grumpy Lisa.

I'm going to start referring to her as Grumpy Lisa because whenever she replies to a silly little poll it's always Grumpy. Aww. Grumpy Lisa says don't do an early

Easter celebration so why would you do a Christmas? Christmas shit is bad enough once, never mind twice. Keep it in December. Thank you Grumpy Lisa says, don't do an early Easter celebration, so why would you do a Christmas? Christmas shit is bad enough once, never mind twice, keep it in December. Thank you, Grumpy Lisa. That was a little bit grumpy.

That was a little bit grumpy. Because Christmas is about the birth of Christ. That's a fun day. No, it's about presents. Not the day that he was put on the cross. That's a sad day. No, it's about presents. The last little poll Grumpy Lisa replied to,

we asked if public proposals were a good idea, and she said, no, you're going to look like a Muppet. She's not wrong, though. She's a grumpy Lisa. She's not wrong, though. She's not wrong, but she is grumpy. We should just get a, what does grumpy Lisa think? I think next

time Lisa replies to Cilla DePaul, it'll be happy and cheerful. No, she's grumpy Lisa. She's grumpy Lisa. Here's happy Lisa. Okay. No, it's not. She's just ordinary Lisa. Here's happy Lisa. Okay. No, it's not. She's just ordinary Lisa. Okay. There's too much pressure put on Christmas Day. Midwinter is usually more fun and relaxed.

So she is actually a positive thinking Lisa there. Because also then like the shops around aren't overrun if you did do like a full gift giving thing. Yeah. I'd never host one, but any excuse for a party, right? From Kanga, which is a very good point. Who are the Grinch's?

Says Gianna. Yeah. Gianna, the name. What a name. Incredible. Bet Lisa's grumpy that someone out there's got such an exotic name. Lisa would hate that.

Leave Lisa alone. It's pronounced Guyana. Gianna, who are the Grinch's that don't want another reason to get drunk in the middle of winter? Midwinter Christmas is the best. Yeah. From Gianna. We should have done a midwinter Christmas party with everybody.

We should have. Is it now? There is one. Isn't there? Where? I got an invite, a Facebook invite. Oh, yeah. That's just drinks.

That's just drinks. That's just gay drinks. No, I'm pretty sure it had's just drinks. That's just drinks. That's just gay drinks. No, I'm pretty sure it had a Christmas tang. Did it? No, it was just gay drinks. No, I think you're right. I think it was a midwinter... No, it was midwinter drinks.

I don't think it was midwinter Christmas. Did it not have a Christmas tang? No. Let me check. Let me check. Yeah, okay. It's just midwinter drinks. When the hell is this happening?

Any day. Tomorrow, today, this week, this month. I don't know. Double week's lay, okay. It's his midwinter drinks. When the hell is this happening? Any day. Tomorrow, today, this week, this month. I don't know. Double week's lay, hon. People slightly in favour in today's little poll of midwinter Christmas. Play ZM's Fletch Von Anele. Play ZM.

They threw their ashes at Pink. I know. Their mum's ashes. Did you see this? Yeah. Not at her. On stage. Did they throw at Pink?

Yeah, they threw their ashes at Pink. That was the DLA. Yeah you see this? Yeah. Not at her. On stage. Did they throw at Pink? Yeah, they threw the ashes at Pink. That was the DLA. Yeah. That's what happened. Like at, there's a singer Pink or at the Pink concert. Ashes at Pink. At the concert at Pink. Pink is stunned as fan throws mum's ashes at her during concert.

Oh, yuck. Pink shocked as fan throws their late mum's ashes on stage mid-show. I don't know how I feel about this. Go down to the beach or a park and do it there. Go on top of a mountain or something. Oh, don't. World Chocolate Day is coming the 7th of July. Just quickly, we're celebrating with Arnott's Tim Tam.

Just go to ZM online on Instagram and there are polls each day. We're going to create the ultimate at-home indulgence pack. And then on World Chocolate Day, July 7, make sure you listen to ZM for a chance to win and celebrate World Chocolate Day with Arnott's Tim Tam. What more could you wish for? Now, a lot of people travelling at the moment. Of course, it is summer

in the fun part of the world. Yes. Europe. So many Instagram stories. Yes. Have you hidden anyone or blocked anyone? I've just allowed Manny McLean back on my feed. He's back in New Zealand. He's miserable now like the rest of us. Yeah, exactly.

Welcome back. Welcome back. Enjoy the cold. But people are travelling a lot, be it near or far. And there is this amazing, I really feel like people should follow her. Free shout. Her name is Chelsea Dickinson. And she goes by Cheap Holiday Exp on Instagram.

She's loads of tips. Loads of tips. Now, is this tip going to be better than the fishing vest jacket? Well, she did the fishing vest. She did also. That was her as well. Right, okay, so she stands by that one. Another one she does is the neck pillow.

Chuck that full of socks. Oh, no, I hate neck pillows. Oh. Chuck it full of socks. Oh. Chuck it full of socks. Oh, no, I hate neck pillows. Oh. Chuck it full of socks. Oh. Chuck it full of socks. Because I hate neck pillows. Because then when you weigh your bag, if they weigh you and you've got carry-on only, put that on your neck.

But how much do socks weigh? Tons. Literally. It seems that she's really putting herself out. Just book early and get a bag. This guy. This guy. You don't want to be breaking across Bali with a bag.

She sounds like a ball act to travel with. Oh, should we go to the bar for a drink? Oh, no. What we're going to do is we're going to go down to this place and get a bottle of something, and then we're going to go to this place and get something else, and then we're going to smuggle this. I'll meet you there.

Listen to this. You get kicked out later on when you're smuggling drinks in or whatever. Grow up. You're off to Disneyland soon. Some of these will help you. She has a template on her website that she uses to get free hotel upgrades. Oh, okay. You can email them.

So you just do this. Is it my wife and I are newly married and we want the honeymoon suite? Even though you're not, you've only been going out for like six months. Basically, hi, I hope you're well. After reading some amazing reviews, I've booked a stay at your hotel. What? This doesn't work. For me and my fiancé.

Oh, yeah, okay. And we are both so excited. I cannot wait to try the spicy margarita from your library. So she's done a bit of research. This will be our first getaway in a while. Or like first getaway since we got engaged And we'd love to be considered for an upgrade To help us celebrate if you have the availability

Oh no That's not working Upgrade or not We're really looking forward to staying with you Oh no That's so desperate If I worked at a hotel and someone emailed me that I would find the worst room in the hotel

No I'd be like good on ya Near a construction site or a busy road And I'd put them in that room I'd be like good on ya. Near a construction site or a busy road and I'd put them in that room. I'd be like good on ya. Here's her new tip and this is great, right? Okay. These boobs, they're not taking up enough space. Right. Okay. Right? I mean some... Some boobs

do take up a lot of space. Yeah. Mine take up a smaller amount of space. Some people just take up barely any space. Mmm. So her hack is you go and you buy the biggest bra with the biggest cup size that you can find and you stuff that thing full of clothes. Look at her. She's

got t-shirts, togs, shorts, all sorts. Because I imagine they would be comically huge once you stuff the bra full of t-shirts and socks. Regardless of what size their body is, will have big cajongas.

Yeah. Now, they're not going to look at your lumpy cajongas and say, is there something in your bra? Yeah. They simply won't do it. I don't know how you, I don't know how you, Vaughan, will get away with this when you're over. Just, again, pay for a bag.

You might have to get the girls, Get the girls in little big bras. Yeah, stack them full of socks and such. And then she arrives at a hotel. The hormones in these chickens these days. I know, they're making the kids grow so quick. But then they arrive at the hotel. She's like, hello, I'm here for the upgrade. Yeah, I'll just take this thing off.

The hotel's like, what have I done? No, this is genius. There's some good things, but no. But it's just more for the times when you book, you don't book a bag, and then it's too late to buy a bag because you're either on your way to the airport or that morning. Or like if you were like, say you were like based in Paris and then you wanted to do a day trip or a two-night stay somewhere,

but you just didn't want a backpack, shove on a bra, stuff it full of clothes, and voila. Next on the show, you've got an announcement. I have a big announcement. Not pregnant. But look, if you can't get tickets to Taylor Swift, boy, oh, boy, do I have a second best for you. Next best thing.

Next best thing, you can come and see me. If you live in Wellington, I'm bringing my show, Ailments, down there officially in August, which is so exciting. I love performing in Wellington because that's where I'm from. How many shows are you going to do? I'm doing two, 11th and 12th of August at Te Awaha Theatre on Dixon Street.

Yeah. And if it sells out, I'll add a second show on the Saturday. Now, we were lucky enough, this was our first time seeing your show, Hayley, on Saturday in New Plymouth. That sold out. Yes. It was very funny. Are you surprised? It was so good.

It was just amazing. It was very good. It was so good. It was really, I couldn't see Fletch. I could see, because you guys had two tables. We had a big group down there. Couldn't see Fletch, but you were on the table with your mum and dad and friend of the show Morgan Penn, friend of the show James.

Yes. And Vaughn, you were on the table with Aaron. A yoga teacher. A yoga teacher, my friend. And I saw I could see Vaughn's was just under a light like the audience lights

were really low I asked for that I asked for that you asked to be spotlighted I asked to be spotlighted so I could be like sleep light unimpressed look on my face

the whole time so I should try harder for everybody else yeah yeah but I saw his face the whole time he was loving it I kept forgetting to laugh

yeah because I was just watching in awe. Yeah, no, I was very, very impressed. It was so funny. Go, go, go. What was funny though is when I came off stage, you sort of come off and it's such a strange feeling and the backstage manager, Graham, was there

and he was like, man, there was a table. There was a table in the middle. You guys were smack in the middle. There was a table in the middle. You guys were smack in the middle. There was a table in the middle that had the weirdest laughs. And I was like, yeah, I know exactly who that is. What, two people? Two people in our party.

One, friend of the show, Morgan. She kind of laughs like this. She's like a... Did she make that noise on the in? Take a breath on the in. It's on the in. Oh, they must have heard it. It's so bizarre.

It sounds like a Tuscan raider from Star Wars. And then the other one was James, who just has the funniest little giggle. I think we've got audio on it. I've got a video, yeah. See if you can pick this up. What are we doing here?

It's not being really bushed, so to speak. So it's that volume even just like at a cafe if he's amused. Yeah, yeah. No matter how big or good the joke, it's a gift. It's a gift. As a comedian to have someone like that in the audience

because it just gets other people laughing. It's so much fun. It sounds like the Wicked Witch when she sets her flying monkeys off. Fly, my pretties. I was literally between both of them and it was great. It was like. Oh, my God. What a pair.

I can't believe the stage manager said something. I love that he didn't know that, like, yes, those are thou with me. I love that he just didn't know. He was like, oh, my God, did you hear? There was that table with the laughter. Have you seen that video that's gone viral recently? And it's like an old French show and they got all the guests on who had strange laughs. And they set each other off. And they set them off and everyone's

like, and everyone's like, it's so good. Anyway, I just feel like a good laugh on hump day. And I wondered if we could take some calls. Do you have a very strange laugh? Or perhaps your friend does?

I think we should say unique. Unique. Because then that doesn't sound bad. Yes, unique. Unique. Or does your friend have a unique laugh and you can, like, give us an impression? We will need an impression. Of how it sounds. Yeah.

Or if you call us with your unique laugh, we'll try to elicit your laugh. Do you know how you make people laugh? Is you start laughing. Like, if you, like, sit there. They do, like, laughing yoga, where you sit there and go. Oh, that always looks weird when you see videos of it. But eventually it catches. It's contagious.

We want to take your calls now. 0800 DALS at M. You can text as well, 9696. Do you have a friend with a funny laugh, a unique laugh, or do you yourself have a unique laugh? I don't know. Just like hearing those two examples, I don't know if anybody's going to call up and be like, yes, here's my laugh.

I don't know. I mean, it's just going to bring us joy, isn't it? It's just going to bring joy. Nothing heals like antibiotics, hydrocortisone cream. Yeah. And laughter. And laughter. Well, you've announced some new comedy shows inisone cream, and laughter. Well, you've announced some new comedy shows in Wellington in August, Hayley.

11th and 12th of August. Tickets aren't on sale yet, but keep an eye out on our socials and my socials. It was the New Plymouth show that we were at at the weekend, though. The stage manager mentioned the funny laughs. And they came from our tables. Do you have any choice in your laugh no i don't think

so i think it's just same as a singing voice it's the audience yeah i don't ever remember anybody could be taught to sing you can learn how to sing but the voice is still the same this is after i paid you five thousand dollars this is good and you're getting so much better bro this is good news for me because you know i've always wanted to start a Maroon 5 covers band. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What's a Maroon? This love. This love is taking... Listen to my men, my students.

Singing. Singing so well. So we want to know if you or someone you know has a unique laugh. That's right. Our friend Morgan Penn, the sexologist who... And James, do you want to do a... What's his? Like, tickle me Elmo. Oh, my God, that does make me laugh.

Kate's called up. Good morning, Kate. Kia ora. Kia ora. Now, this is your partner. How does your partner laugh? He laughs pretty much like Jimmy Carr. How?

That's right. Is he? He's like Morgan, except he does multiple ones. He does like this. I can't do it for too long, Matt. It's a psyching out. We went to Jimmy Carr early in the year, and he had that text in a question or something,

and we said, oh, Jimmy Carr, you stole my laugh. Oh, my God, amazing. That's brilliant. Kate, thank you. Keep your calls coming in. Oh, 800 dials it in. Yeah. Someone said, do not call me, and there's no way I'm doing it,

but I've been told I sound like Goofy From Mickey Mouse and I laugh Oh my god that just makes me laugh as well Do not call me I will not laugh for you Well if you would like to Weird laughs Do you know once I woke Aaron up from a dream

Because I was laughing like Muttley? Somebody messaged in saying when their brother's really happy and amused, he laughs like Muttley the dog. Like a real... Yes, that's it. I do. You do. You've got a wheeze.

I do. I got a wheeze. Yeah, I love the wheeze. It means I've got you. Yeah. Matu, good morning. Good morning, team. How are we?

Good, good. Bloody good, mate. How are we? Good, good. Bloody good, mate. How are you? How do you laugh? How do I laugh? I laugh like a normal person. Right. Oh, that's what it is.

Yeah. Who are you dobbing in, though? My brother, my older brother. He's a bit of a early morning car starter, eh? Okay. How does that... Yeah, bro. Exactly.

Yeah. There we go, yeah. But it's like the spark plugs are out of the car and she's not going, so... Oh, my God. Starter engine. Engine's cold. Oh, that's brilliant.

Matu, thank you. Some messages in. I have a friend who laughs exactly like Janice off Friends and another one who sounds like SpongeBob. SpongeBob, the trick was to run your finger up and down his face. That's your SpongeBob laugh. Those two laughs are going to take any awkwardness away from any social situation I'm in.

It's fantastic. Yeah, I love that. Yeah. I work in a mental health hospital. My loud witch laugh either makes my patients laugh or very scared. That could go either way. I think you'd really have to watch it. My friend's husband laughs like a dolphin.

Oh, that was good from you, Fletch. My workmate laughs like a coony coony pig. How do they laugh? Oh my God, I like that. I feel like you laugh like that when you've made the joke. Oh my God. All right, we're going to come back next. And it's minutes away.

The first trip, we're going to call somebody and send them to Melbourne to see Taylor Swift. I feel like I might cry. I know. I feel like I might cry. I know. Somebody just messaged in saying they heard a laugh once they liked, so they stole it.

You can't take a laugh. 25 years ago, my husband told me to laugh like a witch. I immediately and completely changed my laugh. Years later, I met a woman whose laugh was so fantastic, like chimes in a light breeze. How do you do that, though? And so I stole it. I still laugh like who to this very day.

She's still a friend and I've never told anyone. Wow. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Play ZM's Fletchford and Ailey. Play ZM. Okay. Phones at the ready. Okay Phones at the ready I'm a little bit nervous I

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Both of you, you've got a very important job to do. It's because this, is this going to make someone's bloody year? And I love doing it. And Fletch is nervous because he's got to use the phones for the first time in ages. I will say it's a little bit,

it's a little bit it's a little bit below me to be calling a number uh that's a producer's job concentrate dial don't talk and dial oh my god i've just done it i've just talked and dialed the number fantastic from you like someone born in the 90s 80s 70s do we have a plan what are are we saying? They answer. They answer to the phone first. Oh, my God. Hello, Sally speaking. Hello, Sally. How are you? Good. How are you? Good. My name is Vaughan.

This is my co-worker, Fletch, and I'm Hayley Sproul. Hi there. Good morning, Sally. Hello. Have you just woken up, Sally? I haven't. Did we wake you, Sally? We've been awake since 4am. What have you been doing?

Sally, we'll be calling every morning at 4am from here on out to make sure you stay your day right. We'll say good morning, Sally. But today we ring with very good news. Oh my God, I'm already just like jumping because I'm hoping. Okay, well, Sally, here's the good news. Sally, we are sending you to Taylor Swift. Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Here we're going. We're hooking you up with two tickets, flight accommodation, and we are going to make your dream Taylor Swift era's outfit. Did you draw that? I'm looking at it. It says, my outfit combines inspo from my favorite albums

and some of the amazing outfits that I love. The bodice, am I saying that right? The bodice is navy with lots of sparkles and rhinestones, and the shape is based on her one piece she wears for her Bejeweled video. Did you draw this? I did, yes. A little bit of a fashion, a flair for fashion design. Now, who are you going to take?

Oh, I don't know, but probably my sister, maybe my husband, but... Well, don't take your husband. Okay, I'm cool. Yeah, but then is he fully into Taylor Swift? You don't want him talking during songs. No, this is it, right, because, yeah, not as much

as me, so, you know, I'm going to be going crazy, so I need someone to match my energy. Yeah, because he might be like, what's this song from? Or I think I've heard this one on the radio. And you're just like, shut up and lose your mind. Or just use like the next like six or seven months just to like really get as much out of your friends as you can. And then take your favourite. Hell yeah, man.

I mean, you've got a long run. Yeah. The weekend of the 16th and 17th in Melbourne of February next year is a long way away. I mean, you've got Christmas, Halloween. You've got lots of things that could really spoil between now and then. Oh, my God. What an exciting thing to have in the calendar.

Sally, congratulations. I'm so excited. Thank you so much. For lights, accommodation, your era's outfit, and tickets to see Taylor Swift in Melbourne. You do not have to be sitting online today or on Friday because you are going to Taylor Swift.

Oh my gosh, this is crazy. Thank you so much. Well done. Play. ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley. Congratulations again to Sally who is our first winner off to Melbourne. We'll give her, we'll make her

ERAros outfit, flights for a friend, accommodation and tickets to see Taylor. So if she doesn't need to worry about pre-sales or tickets this Friday, we have two more draws. One with Georgia tomorrow, Bree and Clint on Friday. And there is also another draw for the Instagram competition.

Comment to win. That's it. It's not over. Yeah. Now I mentioned this earlier. Stat Statistics Australia posted last night, because, you know, people are about to jump on for the pre-sales.

They said only 1.7% of Australia will be going to Taylor Swift. And that's not even including us. Yeah. That's not even including us. Which I think is, I think they worked that out at five concerts, around four or 500,000 people.

So then add New Zealand in, this is why people are stressed. Now, this is why you've got to be organised. Now, there are some tips. Yes. If you are getting tickets, there are pre-sales today for Sydney. That will be at midday. New Zealand time. New Zealand time.

And then four o'clock this afternoon for the Melbourne shows. Yes. So Frontier Touring have shared on their actual Instagram their tips because I think a lot of websites are doing versions of it. They're like, here's how you do it for this concert and this ticket sale. So they said ahead of the pre-sale. So if you have not done this and you're hoping to get tickets at 12 o'clock today, now, homies, now.

Is that what it says on the website? Homies. Now. Is that what it says on the website? Homies, now. Is that what it says on the official Ticketique Australian? Yeah, they say, homies, run, don't walk. Okay. Ahead of the pre-sale, get your unique Frontier pre-sale code now at frontiertouring.com forward slash Taylor Swift and write this down.

Do not share your pre-sale code. So if you don't have the code, you don't have a chance. Right. Okay. You've got to have that to enter. Okay. Frontiertouring.com forward slash Taylor Swift. If you are an existing Frontier member, we have already emailed you your pre-sale information. Check your junk and spam folders if you don't have this. Doing this before. Log into your Ticketek Australia account and select keep me signed in on the device you're going to use at pre-sale. So if you go on your phone

and you're busy faffing about logging in, what's my password? And that's an important one, Ticketek Australia, because there's Ticketek New Zealand, right? Yeah. Yeah, so different. And then when the pre-sale starts, they're saying head directly to taylorswift.ticketek.com.au

and join the queue to buy tickets. Don't head to frontiertouring.com. That's not where you buy them. Yeah. They're just presenting it. taylorswift.ticketek.com.au Only use one browser or device. Don't open multiple pages

because it could do that thing, you know, when you're like looking for flights and then you've got multiple tabs, multiple flights. Yeah, yeah. You can't book them because I can see you looking at other flights.

Yeah. One tab, one browser. Do not refresh the queue page. That's the big one we keep hearing. Do not refresh the queue page. You will be let through when a spot becomes available if you refresh back at the queue. Because some tips are saying open multiple browsers,

multiple devices, but they're saying don't do that. Keep an eye on the website timer once you get in because you've got to set time to finish your purchase. So have your credit card next to you. Yeah. Yeah. And their last tip is breathe. Seriously.

Is it? Yeah. I didn't breathe that whole time. I was planning on doing that all day. Are you? Breathing. Okay. I've been doing it so far today,

you may not have ever noticed. You probably couldn't even hear it. Seamlessly. I've heard it a couple of times. Seamless from you. Also, there are four tickets per customer. So if you've got more than four friends going, you're going to have to break off into groups.

There's no way you're going to be able to select seats next to each other. Sorry. You're just going to have to take what you can get, if you can even get them. And each group of four needs a reporter, a recorder, the person that writes down all the notes to do the presentation later on. The reporter will report on the presentation and the two other people have to put in the footwork

to make it the fact that they're not doing that. Yeah. Well, one person should be on snacks, to be fair. True. Yeah, you should be the person. Put the friend in the friend group that's not Vaughan in charge of the booking. If we were booking tickets, Fletcher's booking.

Fletcher's booking. I'd do snacks. I mean, you booked tickets yesterday. No. How did that go? Well, you see, I paid you. There's two lots of tickets now.

You tried to wind me up at the airport booking a hotel and I just had to walk away. Yeah, I did that. I think. Oh my god. I think. Very stressful. Well, good luck. Good luck, everyone. Ahead of the pre-sale. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley.

Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. You look like a woman about to give birth, bouncing on a Swiss ball. Come on, get out of me. Get this damn thing out of me. Why are you an old Jewish man? Get it out of me. I have to get it.

Get it out of me. Take it out. It wasn't in there in the first place. Last night we were sitting at the table counting all the coins. We're going to, on some holidays soon, going to Los Angeles and Disneyland and stuff. And I said to the girls, I was like, get all your, because they're getting birthday money and they just like put it somewhere.

When I got birthday money, it was spent. The next time we went to town, I was like, let's go. Yep, same. Always a trip to the warehouse. Lollies. The next time we went to town, I was like, let's go. Yep, same. Always a trip to the warehouse. Lollies. A little dragon statue. Quack the gun. Come home. Just rain terror on the household and then lose all the bullets and then

mum would be like, well, you're not getting any more of those. And then the gun would break because you would try putting something else in it. Did you say, why are you being such a bitch? Buy me some more. Even you saying that, I was just, I just got to take it back to my childhood And I was just like Man She would have just went

Yeah She would have She would have grabbed the gun off me And beaten me with the other end of it Yeah Like they do in the movies And we were Stacking them

So the 50 cent coins Went in stacks of 10 Yeah And the 20 Stacks of 10 Went in stacks of Yeah we had 138 dollars Whoa

Because the girls Must be, must be nice. People give them coins all the time and they just put them in this thing. The only person that ever takes them is me. And I take all the $2 coins to buy bags of horse manure to put in the vegetable garden from the place down the road. What a cool way to spend money. What a great way to spend your kids' money. So there was like one $2 coin left.

Man, so cool. And that's awesome. Or you can buy lollies. You know you can buy lollies with that. All the rest of them are coins. Or I can put a lot of effort growing a vegetable that I probably could have got cheaper and less time just by buying from the supermarket.

But anyway. Give a man a fish. It's my therapy. So we were counting them, and then I got to the point where there was 10 50s in a pile. I said, so how much is, how many are in that pile? Trying to do some math stuff as well. Oh my God.

Will they like stop pushing your math agenda at us? I said, okay, so how many cents are in a dollar? She's like, no idea. I was like, 100. She's like, okay. So there's 500 cents in that pile. How many dollars are there? $2.50.

No, you're not really getting it. $50. No, you're not really, not really. $10. No, just stop and think about it. $7.80 No you're not really You're not really getting it $50 No you're not really Not really $10 Just stop and think about it $7.80 No Yeah

So anyway then we worked It all out And then they were like Why are they called dollars I don't know I don't know And I was like Did you just say go to bed

Go to your room It was bedtime The questions Started coming thick and fast Because it was getting Towards bedtime Why are they called dollars I was like Don't know And then she's like It was bedtime. So the questions started coming thick and fast because it was getting towards bedtime. Why are they called dollars?

I was like, don't know. And then she's like, and why is a sign for a dollar and S with a line through it? And then the US, why is it two lines? Because Kesha did it. Of course. And then the US Treasury were like, because we all wake up in the morning feeling like padiddies. Yeah.

Why? Of course, Kesha. Kesha did it. And then feeling like Pai Daddy. Yeah. Why? Of course. Kasia. Kasia did it. Yeah. And then we've just followed suit. Yeah. Brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack and I'm out for the day. Yeah. Well.

God, your breath must stink, hey? Every time I hear that song. Start of the day, she's brushing her teeth with Jack Daniels. Yeah. So there's no real answer. Because money's been around and people that invented it didn't really talk about it. It just kind of happened. It wasn't history at the time. It was just happening.

So they didn't really talk about it. But the closest they believe is the English word dollar came from a Spanish piece of eight. Now a piece of eight was a Spanish coin and it was traded through ports of which the Dutch Seepapi and the Dutch. See puppy. See puppy.

See puppy. And the Dutch called it a dolder. A dolder. Oh, so like a dolder. Yeah. So then there was a large German silver coin, which is also used through Europe. So they think that the S stood for silver.

Yeah. That was punched on there. And the I or a J was from the Dutch word, Jokumsthaler, but they just called them Thaler, so for a T. Right. Started with a T. So they think the original one was an S for silver

with the J meaning that the Dutch would trade it to people. Right. So the S and the line through it, and then they lost the line through it, and that's how it became the symbol for the dollar. For the dollar, dollar, bill, y'all. The dollar.

And then the English took it on as dollar. Yeah, okay. That's their best. Dollar. That's historians' best guesses. Best guess. But really, we don't know. There's no, like, hard and fast, sure, agreed upon.

So what you're saying is pre-cash it's very eerie, wishy-washy. It's muddy. In fact, we should go and edit this Wikipedia page that looks into the history of the dollar sign and just put an extra, because there's early history of the symbol and there's a few theories in there. Then less likely theories under there.

So maybe at the bottom of the less likely theories, we could put a long shot, but it's an interesting story. We'll just put a post-cash history of money. Of money. Of the dollar. Of the dollar sign. So I guess today's fact of the day,

given that nothing can be confirmed, is the actual origin of the dollar sign being represented with an S with a line through it is up for grabs. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Yeah. You really went all out on this keyboard. Sounds like it costs about $7. Wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy.

Put my glasses on out the door. I'm going to hit this city. Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack. Because when I leave for the night I ain't coming back play ZM's Fletch Vornanale play

ZM I fixed my algorithm now if you have been listening um loyally for a long time a while ago

I mentioned that my algorithm on Instagram reels which is my chosen um binge home uh had gone Christian like that my algorithm on Instagram Reels, which is my chosen binge home, had gone Christian.

Heavy Christian. Heavy. I'd say 88% of my content I was receiving was Christian content. And not funny. Not funny Christian. Not that I laugh at Christianity, but some of the earnestness of it makes me chuckle.

And I would see a funny preaching video where someone was maybe hum-da-la-la-ling and I would send it to you guys. Don't drag us into this. Because I kept sharing it. Well, you know, you were an unwilling receiver. Because I dragged you into it, Instagram was like, got ya.

She loves this kind of stuff. She loves preaching. Let's get it gone. She's just missing righteous gemstones, which I believe, when's that out? It's back. God, that is such a great show. Yeah, let me have a little Google there. That's a good deal.

I can't wait. Season, we have to season three? Yeah, baby. Yeah. I can't wait. Yeah, dude. 18th of June was season one. 18th of June was episode, sorry, episode one, two. The 25th of June was episode three.th of June was episode sorry episode one

two the 25th of June was episode three I'm gonna wait I wanna binge all that at once I love to binge for next week so I've fixed it there's this one guy

he's a South African guy and he's like I reckon people would've seen him if you're not close to God you're not getting close to my heart no matter how beautiful you are, God is always number one. Like in his earnest videos, he's just like buff dude. Oh, so they're following him because he's hot.

If your woman isn't praising Jesus before she praises you, she's not worth your time. So she should praise Jesus before she praises you. We should love Jesus above everyone else. Gotcha, right. He's saying if you love me more than you love Jesus. Yeah. Anyway, so I started saying,

no, don't show me these. And it's totally fixed my algorithm. But somehow it's taken it into tinned fish reviews. What do you look at? Dude, I don't know how this happens. Where's popping off with good tinned fish? Before you click a video

or a friend sends, are you always just like, if I watch this, I'm going to get... It's the algorithm. The algorithm's going to think I like it and then I'm screwed. Maybe. I think it's when you linger on something, right? Someone's like, scroll, scroll, scroll, and then someone's reviewing a tinned fish. Yeah.

And I've maybe lingered and gone, oh, yuck, I'm not a huge fan of tinned fish. Yeah. And now it thinks I like tinned fish and now... Well, are a huge fan of tinned fish. Yeah. And now it thinks I like tinned fish. Well, are there a lot of tinned fish videos? Is there a lot of content on tinned fish? It's a whole world. Of what?

Tinned fish reviews. Here's a game. I just opened up Reels. Here's a game where a guy has a belt, but he's also blindfolded, and he's in a room with a guy whose nostrils are blocked, and he's got a harmonica jammed in his mouth and he's got to sneak around and the guy

with the blindfold on has to hit him with a belt and when he hits him he obviously goes on the harmonica so he's easier to find a hit again. Instagram rules.

That's good. And he's got rubber chicken on his feet too so every time he walks he goes Now that's a fun game. I thought you'd found a funny tin fish video.

Oh no, they're not funny. They're just good reviews. Yeah. So anyway, I'm out of... My algorithm's sort of out of that and into tinned fish. And that's the thing. And the algorithms of TikTok and Instagram Reels and just any kind of social media are good.

Yeah. They get you. They're clever. They understand you. You watch a couple of videos and they get you. They're in. It's like a good lover. You tell them what you want and they'll give it get you. They're clever. They understand you. You watch a couple of videos and they get you. They're in. It's like a good lover. You tell them what you want and they'll give it to you.

And they'll bring you tinned fish. And they'll bring you a can of tinned fish to review. Tinned fish, yeah. Tinned fish. Hey, apparently that's delicious. There's tinned fish. When the apocalypse comes in, boy, oh, boy, does it feel like it's coming. Tinned fish.

Play. ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley. There, I, wow, look. I have always been a bit flighty and a bit absent-minded. Yeah. I can like almost hear Aaron being like, I bet. Like very much so. Yeah.

And I forget things. I did not think I'd forget this. And I was just sitting here and I looked at YouTube, because I love it when I've got gossip for YouTube. It's one And I forget things. I did not think I'd forget this. And I was just sitting here and I looked at you two, because I love it when I've got gossip for you two. It's one of my favourite things. I love being like, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, we love a goss. And I looked at you and I thought, oh my god, I haven't told you guys the biggest piece of gossip

I received recently, which is Hollywood, like I've got a piece of hot Hollywood gossip that was shared with me. And listeners, don't get excited because she can't remember this. It's an elusive, a highly sought after role. Right. And I know who was cast in it.

And it's gone. And I was like, oh my God, tell me. I want to know. It's gone. Oh, my God. Tell me. I want to know. It's gone. Oh, my God. It is gone. Why I didn't tell you when I was told. I feel like this.

I don't know. This should have been in the group chat. I know. I must have been busy. This is like when you see someone and they're like, now I had something to tell you. And you're like, what is it? And they're like, I cannot remember. And you're like, well, you simply must remember.

Guys. Okay, what was it to do with? Mums do that lots. Now, what else? I did have something else to tell you. I think I had something for you. I did have something to tell you. And then, like, you call them back when you're on the two calls later,

like weeks later. That's who it was. Things died. Things died. Yeah, your cousin's dead. Your cousin. What the hell? What are you telling me?

I just couldn't remember. You were never close. I just kept my mind. You know, dinner was, the cats needed feeding. Guys, I'm so frustrated. It's gone. And the thing is, like, if I remembered, I would have just told you. Actually, can I just stop while I remember?

Jared, when you're looking after our house when we're away, if Lulu, our dog, dies, just chuck her in the chest freezer and do not tell me. Dude. I said yesterday at a show day, I was like, when you're looking after our house when we're away if Lulu our dog dies just chuck her in the chest freezer and do not tell me dude I said yesterday to Sade I was like this dog it's looked like

the walking dead for a while now but now it's a little bit off balance it's still eating it's happy it loves a scratch and such

but I just I said to Sade I was like I don't want any we're not going to ruin the joyous will you hold that over Jared? If your dog dies while-

Oh, God, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, but Jared, also don't actively kill her. I have, last night when I was doing a little bit of rearranging in the chest freezer, I put a space. You cannot put a dog in a chest freezer, a dead dog. You're damning it. You're cursing the dog.

There's a, I've got a. You didn't let me finish. I've got a box that fits perfectly. I'll tell you where I put the box. Just put her in the box and put her in the freezer before she starts to roar. Next to the mint. But it'll be in a box. Ah, put it in a bag.

Put it in a hole in the ground. I don't want to leave it up to him to dig the hole. I don't think, I'm just going to put it out there, I don't think Jared would be very good at digging a hole. I think the problem is where we're burying, and this is the last pet that gets buried because now they're all too big.

The next lot are getting cremated. This is the last small animal. Yeah. It's a very rooty part. You remember when we were burying Kaz? We were trying to bury Kaz and everyone kept hitting roots.

Hitting roots of this bloody tree. Wait, is Kaz still there? Yeah. Kaz is before my time. You haven't built a road over it or anything? No. You haven't put a deck over it?

No, no, no, no, no, no. It's still there marked with stones and such. But yeah, it's a whole rigmarole to dig. So I just leave it there. I'll take care of it when I get home. But don't tell me. Until I get home. Because I will be sad.

That sounded to me, that sounded callous. Yeah. And a little cold hearted about a pet that we've had for a long, long time. But I'm just being realistic. You don't want it to ruin the holiday. I don't want it. It'll really sour the holiday. Sade will be real upset.

The kids will be beside themselves. I'll be upset as well. And there's nothing we can do from there. So she's in the freezer. Now, do you want the same for Nan or any other pets? No, I think you better tell me if Nan. No, I don't. It really ruins a holiday.

Do you want Jared to put Nan in the freezer? My mum's going to be over there. I've only got one grandmother left. And by the way, she's not going anywhere until the Warriors win the NRL. Oh, yeah. This could be our year. It could be. This could be. She told me. She said, I'm not going anywhere until the Warriors win the NRL. Oh, yeah. This could be our year. It could be. This could be.

She told me. I'm not going anywhere until the Warriors win the NRL. Is there space in the freezer for Nan? Not in my freezer, but she's got a big chest freezer. You know what they're like when they get old. They don't have a lot to eat. Yeah. She'll be crawling.

She'll probably feel it coming on and just crawl in there herself, to be honest. Like a cat, take herself away. Yeah. She's just like, ah, don't worry about the fuss of it. We'll go under the deck. Yeah. No, she couldn't fit under the deck. That'd be terrible.

But we probably need to know about that one. Okay, yeah, right. We'll go under the deck Yeah No she couldn't fit under the deck That'd be terrible But she We probably need to know About that one Okay yeah right That would ruin the holiday But yeah Because yeah Mum will be there

Mum would probably Yeah my mum was in Italy When her dad died And I was there You can't not ring Yeah you've got to ring Especially when they're there For like five months

And you're like Hey Four months ago Pop died You can't wait that long It's too much Thank you for not telling me He's in the chest freezer Especially when they're there for like five months and you're like, hey, four months ago, Pop died. You can't wait that long. It's too much. They're not telling me. He's in the chest freezer.

Hey guys, apparently being the company's most successful podcast isn't enough. They want us to tell people to tell more of their friends. So people are clearly liking it, but we have to tell them to tell others to like it. I would concentrate more on the shitter podcast that the company makes. Yeah, same.

You know, the real losers out there. Same. No, no, no. We'll just... Yeah. Maybe we won't say nice. Maybe we should even

encourage people to listen to other podcasts that the company makes. Yeah. No, but only after ours. Yeah. Nah, nah, don't do that. And not more than ours.

Give us a sexy little review though. ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley.