ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 2nd October 2024

Episode Date: October 1, 2024

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The ZM Podcast Network. The Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley Big Pod. Great Things at Brewing at McCafe. The perfect start to every day. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Shut up. Thank you Bryn. Good morning. Welcome to the show.

Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Two minutes past six. We're just having a little debate. Vaughan and I. But we're back. We're just having a little debate. Vaughn and I. But we're back. We're here to entertain the nation. Now, coming up, we need to talk about a doco that you watched that made you cry. How many times?

I think by the end it was five. Jesus. I'm halfway through. You haven't cried. Wait, but you're a... When was the first time in the doco that you cried? Before halfway? I had a little Weep about a third of the way in

Halfway is when it cranks into crying territory It's just a beautiful documentary Okay, well let's discuss this documentary soon on the show Or I could be premenstrual You know with me it's rogue, like we don't know It could be a year away, it could be tomorrow I did get a bit grumpy yesterday Shadows premenstrual You know with me, it's rogue. Like, we don't know. It could be a year away. It could be tomorrow. I did get a bit grumpy yesterday. Shout out to pre-menstrual.

I just know you know these things about someone when you've been with them for 20 years. Yeah. And just like, I went, she's like, do you have to do that? So I know it's on the way. Yeah. Do you have to do that though?

Just clear my throat? Yeah. I don't know if I have to. I just did. If there was a way for you not to do that, though? Just clear my throat? Yeah. I don't know if I have to. I just did. If there was a way for you not to do it, that would be ideal. Yeah, take myself away down the other end of the house and just shove a bottle cleaner down my throat. Yeah.

Or move out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or just leave. Move out for the next week. She didn't cry. What's that extra little room you're doing in the garage going? Because that's the period station. That's my period bunker.

Because at some station there's going to be three menstruating women in my house and I don't want to be there anymore. room you're doing in the garage going because that's the period station. That's my period bunker. Some station is going to be three menstruating women in my house and I don't want to be there anymore. The top six is coming up.

Yesterday the Prime Minister said I get it, I'm wealthy. Okay. That's a nice sentence. Because he profited

like two months. He sold an apartment. That's right. In Wellington. And made 70,000 or something yeah and if he'd sold it

two months earlier he would have paid the bright line yeah I mean you know you can hold on to it for two months and not pay the bright line

that's not like yeah everyone would do that it's good business yeah I get it I'm wealthy that's the rules

but just the line I get it I'm wealthy I was just like that's not what you say you're trying to relate to the everyday person, Prime Minister. You say that to your friends.

You're in charge of the government and it's like trying to strip teachers of rights they've always had and you know just literally Dunedin's not getting that hospital that they were kind of promised and the police, I thought we were getting more police officers. You are, not really, but you are and I get it. I get it, I'm not really, but you are. But I get it.

I get it. I'm wealthy, man. Hate me, whatever. I get it. Regardless of where you stand on the political spectrum, I get it, I'm wealthy. At a press conference, it's a wild thing to say. So I've got the top six other.

I get it, I'm blanks. You don't want to hear from your prime minister. Play ZM's Fleshborn and Hayley. Now, I'm actually quite a good person. Okay. I'm a decent person to my core Right, if you have to say it though No, no, no, I

Do it, I act it, I be it I've seen it, I've done it, I am it A good person But I do love a gossip I do love a little bit of a, oh my god did you see Oh my god did you hear Don't they say that if you gossip Like in the workplace or your friend group,

then it's a good group of people? Yeah, totally. Because it means you kind of care? Yeah. But I mean, you can go a bit too far and be a bit bitchy. Yeah. Now, some scientists, and I wonder why they're putting their time behind this when we've still got things like cancer and AIDS and all sorts of things.

We've come far with the AIDS stuff, though, I will say it. Not as far with the cancer stuff. Scientists have looked into the art of gossiping and how to avoid getting a reputation for being a mean person. And I think we'll do a little role play with this tip. The tip is you can talk about the person. Let's call them... Vaughn.

No, Vaughn has to partake in the gossip. Let's call them... Vaughn. No, Vaughn has to partake in the gossip. Oh, okay, right, okay. Let's call them... Hayley. No, no, I'm also in the gossip. Oh, okay, right, okay. I'll just flip the paper open and whoever wrote the article will use them as an example.

Yeah, perfect. Richard. Richard. Okay, so we want to have a good gossip about Richard because Richard's wife is cheating on him. Oh, my God. And Richard's really let himself on him. Oh my God. And Richard's really let himself go. Okay.

So that's all we want to have a gossip about. Wait, is it Richard's fault that his wife cheated on him? We're just having a little gossip because maybe he's a bit of a dirtbag and we know this. Okay. The tip that these scientists have come up with is you can talk about them, but you have to act like you're quite concerned about them.

You have to do it through a lens of being quite concerned. So then you don't come across as bitchy. I've been doing this for years, baby. So you'd be like, hey, I saw Richard post that thing, is that okay? Yeah, I know. I was wondering that as well. I wonder if it has anything to do with,

you know, because I just noticed that he's been looking quite fatigued recently. I worry that he's not getting enough sleep. Fatigued. Well, I just noticed that, you know, sort of his skin was sort of looking a bit faded and saggy. And I think, you know, the poor guy must not be getting that much sleep.

Yeah. I'm worried about him. So because you're sounding concerned, that makes it less bitchy. Yeah, because I heard his wife. They'll say, here's someone who's concerned. I will share my concerns. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Whereas you're not actually concerned. You just want to have a's concerned. I will share my concerns. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Whereas you're not actually concerned. You just want to have a goss. No, you want to be like, he looks like shit and his wife cheated on him. You'd be like, oh my gosh, that's terrible. Really worried about him. I'm really worried about him too. Yeah.

Because it looks like he might be sort of, you know, overeating, you know, as a result of like feeling a bit traumatized by this. I haven't seen him, well, because, you know, his wife changed her profile picture to just her and Richard's changed his to him and the kids. Yeah, I saw that as well. Yeah, I'm really worried about him. Oh yeah, I noticed that as well. Does that sound like I care? Yeah, yeah, really. No, not really. Yeah, yeah. Does it not? Does it not? It's really interesting. Okay, wow, so scientists have actually studied this and worked it out. Yeah.

I'm worried about his wife as well because I just noticed. Oh, you're still worried about. Yeah, I'm just worried about his wife as well because I noticed that the man that she's been hanging out with recently is quite young. Right. Yeah, and quite fit. And I was like, I'm just worried for Richard

and how that would impact him. Yeah. You know, given that he's much older and not as fit, you know. And that just makes me feel concerned for Richard. Now I don't look like a mean gossip. Yeah. Richard's wife's a bitch. She dogged him.

Oh, my God. Oh, poor Richard. That's the information you're after. That's why Richard's after. It is the information I want. That's what you wanted, isn't it? That's what you wanted, your dirty little gossip. Is that right?

Is that what you wanted? Yeah, that is. You're lapping up that little tidbit about Richard, aren't you? With the caring, it was all a facade, wasn't it? I've got to say, Vaughan, you are one of the biggest gossips I know. Oh, my God. My favourite thing is when I'm just going about my day and then Vaughan drops a cup of tea.

Or we get a call. We either get a FaceTime, three-way FaceTime, or we get just a little cup of tea dropped into the chat. It's great stuff. And we're like, serve us up. I'll have a lovely hot cup of Earl Grey.

But you know it's currency. If I'm giving it to you, I'm also taking it from you. Oh, 100%. That's why you don't tell Vaughan anything. I tell Vaughan everything. Well, everybody knows then. I told Vaughan a secret

and he kept it. And then he said to me, I'm actually keeping a secret from you that I know of Fletch. And I was like, oh my God, this is unbelievable. It's unbelievable. And I was like, tell me. And he was like, no, I won't. He keeps a good secret.

I'm a great, yeah, I'm, no, nah. Are you kidding me? Get me drunk. Gotta get in line. You would have probably seen this If you've got a Netflix membership It's called Will and Harper And it follows Will Ferrell

And Harper Steele Who used to be the head writer Of SNL Yep Legendary American Legendary American. Legendary American writer. And when she was a man, was the head writer. And then at 60, at the age of 61,

transitioned to a woman and realised she was trans and sent this email to the people she loves, including Will Ferrell, who was one of her best friends, saying, this is what I'm doing. This is who I am. And this documentary follows Will and her going on this road trip across America. And it's like a chance for them to be like,

what is our friendship now that you're a woman and I'm a man? And we've been best friends our whole careers, basically. Because they joined SNL at the same time. Yeah. She wrote all of Will Ferrell's like legendary Saturday Night Live sketches as well yeah right yeah yeah and it's beautiful like it's just this because I think you think of Will Ferrell as being this like just sort of bloke

yeah and he's just kind of a pretty like I don't know bambling sort of blokey American guy and his newly trans best friend on this road trip across America. And they visit all these places where Harper- Like middle America? Middle America, where Harper used to go when she was a man and felt safe. And now she's like, I'm a trans woman and I don't.

And it's like this beautiful thing. And there was this one particular moment where she went to this old like dive bar and she loves this like terrible beer. It would be like the equivalent of... Natty Light. What is it? Natty Light. I've never heard of her. But it's like crap. Will Ferrell like roasts

her the whole time on it. Yeah, right. There was that song, remember? And he's like Natty Light squeaking in the back. It's just like a run-of-the-mill mass-produced American beer. Like a Ranfurly. A Ranfurly? My pop exclusively drank Ranfurly.

I think it would be more like a Tooey or a Lion Red. A Ranfurly is if a Tooey took a piss. That's what Ranfurly is. But in moderation, of course. Of course. I wouldn't even have half a Rand felt. But in moderation, of course. In moderation, of course. Of course.

I wouldn't ever have half a can with my pot playing a game of pool. Yeah. And there's this one moment, yeah, they go into this old dive bar full of like bikers and like people from the racetrack and she's like really scared of the reaction. And it's like, that's not, they're just like, oh my god don't be stupid, like welcome, you're welcome here

have your shitty beer and whatnot and then they go to this race track that she used to go to when she was a man and this like guy kind of comes up to her and she's really like nervous that she's going to get, you know, called out or something and he just asks questions like

and it's really nice and this kid's there and you cried I cried a lot right and Will Ferrell cries a lot because he's just trying to like understand and protect his friend and he keeps feeling like he's putting her in these vulnerable positions and it's such a beautiful film

and they really because they were saying like they it was actually supposed to come out later in the year but Harper and Will were it was actually supposed to come out later in the year, but Harper and Will were like, no, it has to come out before the election. Right. Not like it has to, because it's a very like easy way in, I guess, if you didn't understand trans people. Yeah.

It's a really easy kind of nice way because she's just like to Will, like ask me anything you've ever wanted to ask a trans person before. You're my best friend. Like you can ask me anything and I won't be offended. And he does. He's just like, I just want to know, what's this? How long did you know? How does it feel to get boobs?

What are you going to do? Do you want any more surgery? That question that they're driving in the car and he, Will Ferrell, is talking to Harper about what's it like getting boobs? Then Will's got another question and it's like, the question you don't ask. Yeah. Right. But in this it's fine because they're friends.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And she has said, ask me everything you don't want. You would feel too nervous. Will Ferrell stumbles around the question is there any food or all the internet. Like the whole thing is just. Very vulnerable. They go to an Indiana Pacers game yeah and they don't know

they meet the governor of Indiana who doesn't say anything on the spot but turns out to be horrifically transphobic yeah and like the past

man like it needs to be banned it should be illegal everything but like happily had a photo with Will Ferrell who is now

Will's like I don't I didn't know that person's politics they just wanted a photo with Will Ferrell and now I've got a photo with Will Ferrell, who is now Will's like, I didn't know that person's politics. They just wanted a photo with Will Ferrell. And now I've got a photo with them. That's not my endorsement of them. It's just interesting.

It is. We're halfway through. It's getting rave reviews online. Rave reviews. Yes, it's on Netflix. It's on Netflix. It's called Will and Harper. And it's like a beautiful, easy watch.

I loved it. And I cried. Play ZM's Fletchford and Ailey. Play ZM. It is Vaughn's Sirens of the World. All right, I've got a siren. You've got to tell me what emergency service. Yes.

What country? Simple. What prize are people playing for right now, Vaughn? Big smooch. What country? Simple. Now, what prize are people playing for right now, Vaughan? Big smooch. Big smooch. Oh, but what if they're not in Auckland? What, are you going to get them to fly up to smooch you on the left? You're paying for them to fly up.

It's a smooch with Fletch. Oh, no, I don't, no, I don't. He loves smooches. I'll do a smooch. Smooches. No, we're going to need a legitimate prize. Yeah, I'm going to have a voucher. Do you know what? Let's do, because we haven't done our quarter of the week. We could do that, we're going to need a legitimate prize. Yeah, McCafe voucher. Do you know what?

Let's do, because we haven't done our Caller of the Week. We could do that. We're going to sign it to that. McCafe Caller of the Week. $50. Siren guesser. Oh, that'll get you a few coffees, won't it? Yeah.

Okay. We're at $4. It would get you approximately. Yeah. Well, it depends how much the coffee is, Lorne. Well, I drink a $4 coffee. It also depends on if they want to get a panini or not. Or a muffin. Exactly. Oh, yeah. Now we want to get a panini or not. Or a muffin.

Well, yeah, now we're talking. Now I want a panini and a muffin. I just hate when we talk about food on the show. Nah, keep it in those oats that take you three hours to eat every morning. Shut up. Okay, so if you'd like to win, you need to identify, like Vaughn said, the siren, what country and what emergency service. Ready? Okay, all right, yes.

Oh! That sounds like I want a beat to drop. Emergency service. Ready? Okay. All right. Yes. Oh. That sounds like I want a beat to drop. Wow. It's giving ambulance vibes to me. As always, when the first guesser either guesses the right country or the right emergency service, I will tell them they've got the right one there. So if you think you know what it is, you can text. Otherwise, call right now.

0800-DARZATM. Even if you just have a guess. I just want like a... Can you start it from the start again? Because it sounded quite different. What's that little undertone? So people are just driving at the moment thinking they're being pulled over. You're not.

It's us. It's us. God, that's beautiful. It's a beautiful sign. I love that. I've never heard it. Are you thinking ambulance as well? Or are you thinking police?

It doesn't say fire to me. Feels police-y to me. Feels police-y. Feels police-y to me. Some texts in. Someone says Ambulanz Germany. Am I answering texts or only calls? I don't know.

I think we should do calls. Yeah, I reckon we should get some calls. Let's start with Carla. Good morning, Carla. Hi, good morning. Welcome to the show. Welcome to Sirens of the World. Carla, wait.

Hang on. What are you doing up so early, darling? Oh, you're going to laugh at this. I went to go to the gym, but I've actually hurt my back, so I'm now driving home. Wait, you hurt going to laugh at this. I went to go to the gym, but I've actually hurt my back. So I'm now driving home. Wait, you hurt it in the car? No, I, well, I don't know. I've just hurt it.

I'm not, okay? Wait, that sounds like an excuse. Can I just say, okay. Hayley, we've got an excuse for you, Carla. Because I got told off, Carla, by my trainer because I was making excuses. And she said, you are more than your excuses. And I said this to Fletch and Vaughan. And Fletch said to me, oh my trainer because I was making excuses. And she said, you are more than your excuses. And I said this to Fletch and Vaughan.

And Fletch said to me, oh, my God, I have a quote. Your excuses will destroy you and take everything that you ever wanted if you let them. So will a bad back. Leave her alone. She's here to tell us what's going on. Carla, you turn your ass around. You ignore that back pain and you deadlift. No, don't ignore back pain.

You deadlift. But wait, was it getting into the car that hurt your back? I honestly don't know. Hey, it's just one of those things you wake up and you'll be like, I'll go to the gym, I'll stretch, that will be good. But I couldn't even do the stretches. I'm like, I'm out. I know, that sounds serious.

That sounds like you need to get to a physio. Or you're over 40, one of the two. You need to get to a physio. Get to a physio. Now, Carla, let's turn our attention to Sirens of the World, a segment very few people wanted to return. But let's have a listen to the siren. We need from you the country

and emergency service. Oh, I'm gonna lock in Australia and ambulance. Okay, Vaughan. Carla, wrong on both accounts. Not an ambulance and not from Australia. No workout and no cafe. Okay, Vaughan. Carla, wrong on both accounts. Not an ambulance and not from Australia.

No workout and no McCafe voucher for you. Do you want another guess? No, I was adamant it was that. I don't even have another one. So it's not an ambulance and it's not an Australian. Well, just pick another service in another country. I feel bad you've broken your back. Okay, let's go. Someone text in saying Fire Engine, Germany. Well, I was've broken your back. Okay, let's go. Someone text in saying fire engine

Germany. Well, I was actually going to say fire engine, but I would have gone England. Wrong on both accounts. Oh! Wow. I tell you what, thank you so much for playing, Carla. I tell you what, it is heating up. Sirens of the world. Just like that wheat sack's going

oh, I want you to go home and put it on your back. Oh, 800,000. Let's take some more calls if you would you to go home and put it on your back. 0800-DARLS-IT-M. Let's take some more calls if you would like to win a $50 McCafe voucher. Somebody does say, it sounds like the New Zealand tsunami alarms. Oh no, but would you do that to us?

No, no, no. I don't dip a toe into civil emergency alarms. Only emergency response. Okay, well if you think you know 0800-DARLS-IT-M. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Born Sirens of the World. Yes, you are not being pulled over if you are in your car at the moment.

23 minutes away from 7. It's a segment not many people wanted back. Born Sirens of the World. You've got to guess the siren and not only the emergency service, but the country where it is from. And it's proving tricky this morning. Very tricky. Can we hear the siren again, please?

See, I feel like it's the police. Smooth, man. I feel like it's police and it's European. Of course it is. You said it feels like it's police. We've established it's the police. Someone guessed fire and they were wrong and someone guessed ambulance and they were wrong. Well, again, I'll say it again. We've established it's the police. Someone guessed fire and they were wrong and someone guessed ambulance and they were wrong. Well, again, I'll say it again. I feel like it's the police.

Oh, there were rocks in your head? Wow, where does he get his... Is he just vibing these clues? I don't know, man. Yeah, I'm not even paying attention to what you're saying. We've got a few countries to go. Okay, well, let's go to Courtney. Courtney, whereabouts?

Is it police? Yes, Courtney. No to Courtney. Courtney, whereabouts? Is it police? Yes, Courtney. No, Courtney. What country did you say? America. No, it's not. No, it's not, Courtney. Okay.

What is it? Rocks in your head, Courtney? No. It's police, though, right? Yeah. It's police. It's not police, but you get nothing for that. Yeah, so they say. They's Palais. She got those clues.

She's like, this county is Palais, yeah. So they say. They keep saying. Some text messages. Has anybody got it? Someone said, police South Africa? No.

This is a perfect sample for some filthy drum and bass. Yeah. No drum and bass. No, it does, but it's filthy. No, no one's got it. No one's got it. No one's got it.

No one's got it. No one's even come close. Someone said New Zealand police. Have you ever heard that? Have you ever heard that? Maddie? I was going to say, do you know there's something really cool about, Maddie, you'll love this.

I just know you're going to love this. The country that this comes from, and this might be a clue, the police lights on the top of their car are on scissor lifts. What? So if they're stuck behind a van, they can lift the lights up to a higher point so people can see. Okay, Maddie, does that help?

What were you going to say? Are you going to change your guess? Oh, I have no idea now. I was going to say, obviously, police car from Ireland, but now I have no idea. No, it's North Wales. I've been watching an Irish police show

and they didn't have sizzlers. Very similar to the British, aren't they? Yeah, very similar. Are we jackpotting, Vaughan? What happens now? We're jackpotting. We'll come back next week. Next week? One text has got it right. Really? But you're not giving it to them

because they didn't call up? Nope. Is it? Two texts have now got it right. Oh, I know what it is now. Because I don't know. But I do now. Okay. Two texts got it right. Okay, well, next week, oh, we've got a jackpot.

Jackpot. Three texts have got it right. Three texts got it right. Born sirens of the world, ZM. Play ZM's Fleshborn and Hayley. I'm here with some fashion news. It's fashion week all over the world, ZM. Play ZM's Fleshborn and Hayley. I'm here with some fashion news. It's Fashion Week all over the world, you know,

so I'm really, like, tuned into what's fashionable. Is it? I thought Fashion Week was... What's the one that's happening at the moment? There's one happening at the moment. There's always one happening. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because all the shows have been showing and all the celebs have been celebbing.

Today, my fashion choice was dictated by the fact that I've got a low cut dress on and it was a little bit of a side breast situation and I thought that that was a little bit too much for Fletch. So what I did today in my fashion move was I actually buttoned up my over shirt for him. Thank you. Because he said he didn't want to see any

Aries. I didn't want to see any side boobs this morning. He didn't want a cusp of Aries in the workplace. He didn't want to see it. So this morning. He didn't want a cusp of airy in the workplace. Yeah, he didn't want to see it. So summer is imminent. We're at first week of daylight savings. Yeah, and when I think summer, particularly in New Zealand, I think of a couple of key items of the wardrobe. Shorts, jandals.

We're going to chat about jandals and thongs later in the show because there has been a huge amount of claims made through ACC for injuries. ACC ain't happy with the jandals. No. I don't wear jandals. I'm into the Birks. I've been into the Birks for a few summers now. Yeah, I'm a slide girl.

I can't stand the feeling of that bit between my toes. Yes, because I've got gym jandals for the shower. Yep. Just cheap. I think they're from the warehouse, like 10 bucks or whatever. Okay. And they were in my gym bag and I, yesterday I didn't want to put my shoes back on

because I was going for a face seal. So I was like, I'll wear my jandals because my burks are in the car. And I was just like walking, even just that small walk to the car I was like, eh. But there's a new jandal trend. This is fashion trend number one. Coming to summer 2024 25 square

toe jandal. Now this is a jandal, square-toe jandle. Now, this is a jandle. Think your classic Havaiana shape. Yeah. But at the end, it's got a square toe like you would a square-toe shirt. Oh, yeah. I've seen jandles like that. My uncle wears those thick, not para rubber jandles. Like a special jandle.

Nah, they're not. Everybody was wearing them back in the 80s. It's a big, fat, foam thing thing and you wear them until they wear out and they were always black, blue and black. Oh yeah, they were like a licorice. They had like a licorice all sort. They had like layers. I'm not talking your para rubber ones because I'm familiar with those.

No, they were foam. They were foam and they had a fat wide material strap on them. Yeah. Like a cotton material strap. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Those always had a bit of a square toe. Wait, so are the Birks out this summer? No, they're not saying Birks are out,

but when it comes to a jandle, if you want to spice it up, make it more fashion, darling, you've got to go for a square toe. Now, you can get a pair of square toe jandles for only $10 from Ruby, which is the cotton on of shoes. Right, okay.

And I'm sure Havianaas making them square as well now? Probably. Ooh, I don't like it. I don't like it. But I don't jandle, so I'm happy to just let this one fry. It won't impact me. Girlies, young Gen Z girlies, are we into the square toe jandle? Yeah, I'm not mad at it, but yeah, Havianas are the OG.

The Ruby ones are kind of the dupe. Oh, okay. If you can't afford your 30, you can go for a 10. I think that they give quite a chic heel look. Like if you're wearing them with jeans, which a lot of the girly pops are. Oh, so it's just you going out in jeans. I'm just in jandals.

I've been doing it for years. You're all finally catching up. Who's this? Because there is a trendy heel style at the moment that has the jandall front. It's got a heel on the back, but it's not a jandall, but that thongy fit thing. I don't know if we need that. I feel like I've just sort of hit my mark with footwear. I'm sticking with a Chuck Taylor and a Doc Martin. You know, classics.

Timeless classics. Timeless classics. Here's your second one. Okay. Shorts, right? We've got to wear a pair of shorts during the summer, get your pins out, get your glow sticks out. Now, a lot of women wearing a bloomer short.

Think your old-timey, frilly knickerbockers. We're wearing bloomer shorts. They're like frilly little. I'm going to look ridiculous in those. I'll say it looks like an adult nappy. Yeah. Oh, hon, yeah, sorry, clarify. I don't think they're men's fashion. You will

in fact look rather ridiculous in these. So you're going to wear 1930s great Gatsby party or something. It does. It does. Frilly bloomers. But you've forgotten your dress. The top. You've forgotten your dress. And you're wearing square-toed jandals. So if you want to be fashion, apparently

we're wearing square-toed jandals. So if you want to be fashion, apparently we're wearing square-toed jandals and we're wearing bloomers. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah. This is the Top Six. In a radio interview, the Prime Minister has said, if we're going to criticise people for being successful,

let's be clear, I'm wealthy. Let's be clear, for being successful, let's be clear, I'm wealthy. Let's be clear, I'm wealthy. Great, must be nice. It was off the back of him selling an apartment in Wellington. Which he's allowed to do. It's just not a great sentence. No, it's not a great sentence. It's not a great sentence. When people be struggling

more than I have ever remembered in my entire life. Yeah, I get it. I'm wealthy. Well, I get it. I'm wealthy. Well, I get it. I'm dot, dot, dot, blank. It's the latest top six. The top six. I get it. I'm dot, dot, dot.

You don't want to hear from your Prime Minister. Number six on the list. I get it. I'm better in bed than you. Oh. I don't want to hear that. I don't want to hear that. I don't want to picture that.

I don't want to know that. Yeah. And I also doubt that. That a girl. We've got want to know that. Yeah. And I also doubt that. That a girl. You've got a starfish on her hands. I've got a little pillow princess here. Oh, yeah. You get on top.

Yuck. Don't even imagine it. Don't. Let's move on. Number five on the list of the top six. I get it. I'm blanks. You don't want to hear from your prime minister.

I get it. I don't indicate at intersections. Oh, you pig. I get it. I'm blanks. You don't want to hear from your Prime Minister. I get it. I don't indicate at intersections. Oh, you pig. I don't know what you're doing. Oh, these people. Where am I supposed to know where you're going to go?

Yeah. It's right there. See where your hand is on the wheel? There's three options and you look like you're going straight because, oh no, you left. Okay, cool. Number four on the list

of the top six. I get it. I'm blank, blank, blanks. You don't want to hear from your Prime Minister. I get it. I'm not a big fan of summer. It gets too hot.

Oh. I can't stand that. My brother's like that. Doesn't he live in Melbourne? Yeah. Don't live in Melbourne if you don't like the spot. It's like 45 degrees. Yeah.

It's too hot. It's a bit hot for me here. He's an air con boy. Top six. I get it. I'm dot, dot, dot. You don't want to hear from your prime minister. Number three.

I get it. I'm going to heaven and you're going to hell I don't want to hear that I don't really believe him The whole concept You did, you did, you know, that's the end Number two on the list of the top six I get it, I'm dot dot dots, you don't want to hear from the Prime Minister I get it, I'm not scrubbing the toilet when I leave skids

Oh no, you've got to scrub the skids, Prime Minister. That's a shared toilet in the Beehive. And number one on the list of the top six, I get it. I'm dot, dot, dot. You don't want to hear from your Prime Minister. Whoever your Prime Minister is, by the way, you just don't want to hear this from the leader of the country. No.

This isn't targeting the right. No. Coming from a mouthpiece for the left. I get it. I'm hot. It's not all easy though You don't want to hear that I'm just hot

You don't want to hear that You don't want to hear that Yeah You don't want to hear that We know You know It doesn't need to be said out loud In fact it's better

It makes you hotter If you never say that you know you are Yeah Oh yeah totally Yeah If you're modest about it That's why you'll never hear me say it Yeah

Why you just Never say it Kind of did You all it's obvious Huh That's today's top six The way you just kind of did. You all, it's obvious. Huh, I said I stopped sex. There is a gentleman, his name is Josh. Josh Williams, classic name. Yeah.

You won't know him, he's not famous. He's 26 years old. He worked in customer service administration. Okay. That's just a classic corporate job. He said that he was fired from his job after his employee went looking for his internet search history. Okay.

Now, immediately, your alarm bells go off. Ding, ding, ding. What have they been looking up? Now, for him, it wasn't terrible, but they printed out 50 hours worth of search history in which he was Googling stuff like Simon Cowell botched Botox. So it was less the content of what it was,

but how much time he'd spent. How much time. Because a mate of mine manages a workplace and he said this woman went on holiday and he was like, what has she been doing? And we got the same thing, got the printout Because a mate of mine manages a workplace. And he said this woman went on holiday. And he was like, what has she been doing? And we got the same thing, got the printout of like what her day looks like on her computer. And he's like, she was working for maybe like an hour tops.

What? That was, well, this guy. So another thing he Googled was do turkey teeth hurt? You know, the big veneers that people go to Turkey for. But like, you know, I always get sidetracked by thoughts. Yeah, totally. And then I'm just like, well, I must know. I can Google it. I'll Google it right now.

I do it all the time. I mean, we have down times. Like whenever a song is playing, either we're catching up as genuine friends. How are you? How's the family? My love to the kids. Or we're on our phones or our computers. And we're looking up weird things. Or we'll talk our phones or our computers and we're just,

we're looking up weird things or we'll talk about something and we'll just go and Google it. But I don't think, like our work wouldn't think that was suspicious.

Was he, so what, he was just spending no time doing actual work. I know, but he was like, so he got fired. Yeah.

And he. For Googling Simon Cowell's teeth on a Simon Cowell. Simon Cowell botched Botox. Botched Botox. Like 50 hours of other useless shit, basically. Right. And he said that he didn't feel like the job provided enough work for him

within his allocated hours. He was like, I've got my work done. There's actually not enough for me to do. So he just sat there. But they obviously wanted to get rid of him, right? Obviously. If they went looking, they must have had their suspicions. Yeah, totally.

But there was no mention of anything. It doesn't sound like he was looking up anything, you know, like completely inappropriate. Yeah, yeah. It was funny because I mentioned earlier, I was doing my accounts and I as part of that, we've got all this paperwork

to do for our house, for the council. And Aaron's got an iPad and no computer. Right. And it's really hard. It doesn't work. It's sort of a, it's more of a toy than an actual working computer. Are you sure it's not a My First iPad? It is.

It's like a My First. It's like a Barbie. It's got big handles on the side maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Does he take it out for dinner and he sits there with headphones on? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And just gets the chicken nuggets? Yeah, and I'm like, take your headphones off and engage with people.

Talk to your uncle. Talk to your uncle. Oi, five more minutes on that. I say things like that. Yeah, and he's like, Mr. Beast New Video, I'm watching Mr. Beast New Video. Well, five more minutes and then I'm putting that away. Okay. That kind of stuff.

But you just can't do a lot of file stuff. So Aaron was like, oh, can I drop it all to our Google Drive? And he said, when you're at work, can I use your laptop? I just thought, I don't know, it put the fear of God in me. Why? What's on there? You're incognito, right? There's just myriads of things everywhere.

What? I don't know. It's just chats. Not like with men. Oh, he could read all your Facebook chats. Yeah, all my Facebook chats, our Facebook chats. Why didn't you make a login profile for him? That felt a little on the nose Like I had something to hide

Which I don't But do you know what I mean? If you go looking for trouble, you'll certainly find it That's the rule You know what I mean? That's the old rule Wait, so what did you do? Did you delete your search history?

Yeah And I left the tab, the one tab that he needs to be on. I left that open and everything else closed. He's not going to look and know, is he? Oh, God, no. He wouldn't be like, know how or have any reason. I don't know. It was just something like that.

Yeah. I mean, if you're worried about the fact that he's got too much time on his hands to start going through it, just send him a link to the Mr. Beast video. Yeah, he'll love that. That takes up a lot of time, doesn't it? Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Silly little boys.

Silly little boys. It is so silly, silly, silly That silly little pole Silly little pole Silly little pole Silly little pole Silly little pole Today's silly little pole. Do you include last names, surnames on your contacts?

I do. Unless the only time I don't do it is when it's tradie and I'll say so and so plumber. Plumber. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or you can't remember the last name so you just put like a name and then what you know them from. What's that called for hookups? But I never

had that. Oh yeah, like blonde, tall. None either. Yeah. Joanna. Joanna. Long legs. Mowlyly lips Or the country that They're from Yeah No one No one

That we're talking about For example We're talking to Atlas himself here Just for example No one's getting around I bought Fletch once This lovely gift And it was a big scratch thing

And when you go to a country He scratched it And then he started scratching And I was like But you haven't even been on holiday He's like Oh when you go to the country, he scratched it. And then he started scratching it and I was like, but you haven't even been on holiday. He's like, oh, when you go to the country. Rude.

I'm right here. Rude. So good. Rude. I'm saying my history's pretty vanilla. I'm embarrassed. I'm going to say that was a terrible scratchy. I don't win a single thing.

I think every time you scratch one of those countries, you were having your own personal victory. Yeah, I think you were winning. You know what I'm saying? A lot of that, those Central American countries got scratched quick.

My man. No comment. My man, fist bump. Give me fist bump. My man, come on. Give him a fist bump. Give him a fist bump. My man.

My man. I don't want to take one of those. I don't want a fist bump. My man. My man. My man. My man. My man.

My man. My man. Fist bumps all around. My man. My man. Do you use last names in your phone contacts? Yes, 40%, sometimes 46%, and no, 13%.

Okay. So a lot of people are doing it. Yeah, most people are. I have no one saved in my phone contacts apart from work colleagues. Gawks, that comes from. Oh, my God. Do you reckon phone contacts is a bit of a boomer thing? Because most people are using, like like Messenger and Instagram and stuff.

Oh, maybe. Maybe. Could be. Kat says, really, but off really as in? Rarely. Not very often. Rarely. Yeah.

But often put an identifying feature after, like Nick, work, Sam, biking. Sarah brother can get me a job in Oz. Love that. That's a long last name, isn't it? That's a long last name, yeah. Sarah brother can get me a job in Oz. Yeah. Oh, it a long last name, isn't it? It's a long last name, yeah. You're a brother that can get me a job in Oz. Yeah. Oh, it might be Polish, actually.

Yeah, I think it's Polish. A bit of Polish there. Meredith says, every my husband and my parents, full government names. Oh, wow, yeah. I like the idea that it is a government name. Yeah, it is.

Because you have to name your baby. Yeah. Your full government name. That's how I'm going to ask people, what's your name from now on? What's your full government name? Hey, nice to meet you. I'm Vaughn Smith.

I'm Vaughn Alan Smith. Yeah, what's your full government name? One Al and Alan. Yep. Yeah. I just like that it looks neat in my contacts. Yeah, me too. I like it with the business too.

Yeah. Because it gives you an option for the company they work for. Sometimes I'll put in there. Yeah. I like to put the company in there. Just full forms rule. Yeah. It's like when I used to have an iTunes library.

I spent so much time going through and putting everything in. I had what record label they were signed with, what year it came out. I found the album art, dragged it in. But if you had bought that music, that should have already been there. Where are you getting the music from that you had to put in? LimeWire, baby! The LimeWire files used to be such a mess. Yeah, I think it's out of the jurisdiction now.

What is it, the statute of limitations? Oh, dude, yeah, that was like 18 years ago. We're all good. Yeah. LimeWire. It was all that lowercase letters. Mum's just said I'm in her phone as Carl. Carl Fletcher.

Or just Carl. It should say Carl's son, I'm in her phone as Carl. That's it. Carl Fletcher. Or just Carl. It should say Carl's son. First son. Carl Goldenboy. Favorite son. Carl Fletch. Fletcher. Is she going to call me Fletch?

That's literally her last name. I know. Why would she say that? She's Fletch as well. Was your dad ever, like, did anyone ever call your dad Fletch? Yeah,

I guess so. Yeah. Okay, full government names. Next one, Kirstie. Next time I see your dad, I'm going to be like,

sup Fletch. No, that's my name. No, but it's actually his. Yeah, I'm going to call him Fletch and you're Fletch Junior.

Yeah, Fletch Senior, Fletch Junior. Yeah, I like that. Kirstie said, sometimes, but never at all,

never at all when it's helpful. And now I have two Emilys and four Emmas no differentiation she sent a photo of her phone with her Emilys and Emmas

and she did right like who are these people that's when you've got to put something even if you don't know their last name yeah blonde

Emily Netball yes totally Emily Biage yeah and then that name sticks and you know how your surname was always

like what your family was doing when surnames were invented. Yeah. So Emily Netball. Just you and her family were just Netball. Yeah. I love Netball. Ashley says, only now since I accidentally sent a voice memo of a fart to the wrong Ebony.

Now, I don't have a Emily to speak of. How many Ebonys have you got on your phone? This person's got at least two Ebonys. See, I'd change one of those Ebonys to ebony no fart. Yeah, ebony like funny farts and ebony no farts. Yeah. Ash says, I legit don't use any names because I'm lazy. I just memorise

the last three digits or assign a vibe to the number so I know who's texting me. What? They're assigning a vibe to a number? This is a savant skill. Wait, how do you, do you mean like an emoji for a vibe or a vibe? No, I get it because you look at some people's numbers and they just make sense.

Oh my God, no. I think your last phone number suited you more than your new phone number. Really? Thank you. I've had mine since the start of time. Yeah. It was my mum's. I inherited it. If you looked at mine, you'd be like, that suits. Yeah, mine's nice. Yeah. Someone texted in here, my husband's. I inherited it. If you looked at mine, you'd be like, that suits. Yeah, same.

Mine's nice. Yeah. Someone texted in here, my husband's wild. No names at all. Just raw dog numbers. What? That is so stressful.

And what, he remembers who the number is and assigns it. I suppose you'd remember the important ones and then it just picks up the rest of them and is like, hello?

Vibes it. Vibes it. Oh, good day, mate. Out of millennial. How else do I tell the difference Between the 16 Sarahs And 11 Emilys That I know

Yeah We were all literally Named one of six things Well obviously Emily Netball Emily Netball Is of the Netball dynasty Yeah

If your last name Isn't in my phone There will be an emoji instead And that means You're extremely special To me says Amy Oh okay Yeah

Do you guys put pictures Nah I do on some Yeah I What emojis No no no Like a photo Oh yeah Special to me, says Amy. Oh, okay. Yeah. Do you guys put pictures? Nah. I do on some. Yeah, I... What, emojis? No, no, no, like a photo. Oh, yeah, where they call and it shows their face.

Yeah, I love that. I do, yeah, yeah. I've got a few. If you used to auto-sync, hey, if you had it linked to your Facebook or would it auto-sync with whatever their profile picture was, I don't know,

does that happen anymore? Nah, I don't think so. Yeah. Yeah, and Dana, show regular Dana, shout out to Dana's just finished carving for the season

Dana and Squitter she's in my phone as Dana carving Dana carving I put her as Dana moo Dana and couple of cow emojis

she said more often than not their first name and then whatever job they most recently did for me moo cows Steve Milking Roger Hay

all of that that's good stuff that's a little poll cheers play ZM's Flesh, Fawn and Hayley trying to get better with money Steve Milking, Roger Hay, all of that. That's good stuff. That's a little poll. Cheers. Play ZM's Flesh, Fawn and Hayley. Trying to get better with money. And what I did is I made a budget and I wrote down everything that I sort of thought

that we would spend in a month. And then at the end of the month, you go and you put your actual spends, you work out the difference, you try to get better. Where can we save some money, right? Okay. So yesterday, being the 1st of October, it was time to enter all my data for september yep some harrowing spins in there right some areas of improvement shall we say whereabouts are the

improvement areas uh spent a lot of money going to the pub okay going to the pub too much and spent less on groceries than I had anticipated. Right. That's because you were like, instead of cooking dinner, you were like, should we just go to the pub? Get a burger. Should we just do that? Yeah. Okay. Other areas include

nights out. Okay. Which I separate from nights at the pub. Right. Okay. Iron Maiden dropped a bit of money. We went out a couple of weeks ago, dropped a little bit of money. Probably didn't drop that much money. Yeah, right. Go write it all down and look at it in the eye and be like,

all right, well, next month let's do better. That's confronting. It is confronting. Also, one of the sections of my budget is Ubers because I live quite far away from town, but in an Uber it's like. Do you break down, are you breaking down everything? You do. Everything, wow Does your bank have a thing that

was it my old bank did the circle the pie graph and it would kind of be like hey here's how your thing stacks up I think it was Westpac. And you would allocate it and then it would give you the pie graph of your spending and it was always food. Well no it's always food. No it wasn't. and it was always food. Well, no, it's always food.

No, it wasn't. Supermarket, supermarket, food, food, food. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So anyway, so Ubers is one of my sections and I put in how much I had spent on Ubers for the month. And again, like a couple of nights out, it was a little bit more than I wanted. But then I was looking, so on my bank account,

on my bank statements, on the card that my Uber account is attached to, it would come up with Uber and it would be like, I live quite far away. So it's like $49 or 40 something dollars. And you're like, okay, that's a Uber ride and I've got receipts for it. But then there was another one called Uber BV. And I don't mean to trigger women when I say BV. Uber Bavarian. BV, yeah. And it had- What does BV stand for as a trigger?

Bacterial vaginosis Oh, what's that? It's not great I'm going to Google it Good for you That's the first thing if you type in bacterial It's a hit of meningitis It's very common

Just a little, you know, antibiotics and you're fine And I found nine transactions From this Uber BV all for like $4.92, $5.41, $5.90, $8.35, $3.45, $3.94, $3.45, all over the space of three days. And I was like, what is this? That's a tiny Uber. Yeah, and I was like, is this a time where maybe,

maybe I'd had a couple of drinks and I was like cancelling or, you know, like couldn't find the Uber or something. But no. And so I called Uber and they said it's not them. And then I called my bank and they're like, not us. Wait, you managed to get through to Uber? Oh, my God. I didn't know they existed in a physical. Yeah, they don't put their contact info anywhere easy to find. They do not want to talk to you. Yeah, no, they don't put their contact info anywhere easy to find.

They do not want to talk to you. No, they don't. It was one of the most harrowing afternoons. And then my bank closes at six, their phone lines, and I called them at 5.57, got straight through to a lovely woman, and she was like, oh, yeah, this definitely looks like a scam. Has anything else happened outside of those three days, which are at the start of the month?

I said, no, there's nothing else. And she said, oh, well, the only thing really we can do is cancel your card and we'll get you a new one and we'll start again. And I was like, I can't be bothered because you know what it's like when you get a new FPOS card, like you've got to change everything.

So someone's short-shanking your bank account in small amounts so you won't know. You've found out, but rather than cancelling your card so they can't shawshank the account anymore, you're going to let the card expire when? The card naturally expires? Yeah. In December.

How much are they taking a month? No, but this is only once that they've took nine amounts in three days. Okay. Is it a recent three days? September, early September. Because what if they Shawshank to see if you notice and then they're going to come back for one big raise. Yeah, that's what online says.

Yeah, I'm looking online and people are saying Uber BV, lots of people, this has happened to so many people. Going back, these posts are like 2019, 2020 taking like 50 euros. What is it? Does anybody online know what it is? No, they just, it's like a little scammy little thing. How do they get your details? But how do they get your details? Yeah. Don't know. Don't know.

Don't even know. Don't know. Probably bought something dodgy. I don't know. Yeah. But it's such a, I have so many subscriptions on this account. Okay, but look at it this way. You're two months, what, three months away from your card expiring. Yeah, but when your card expires, you get the new one with the same number, right? Yes.

Yeah. So if I cancel my card, I get a new one with a completely different number I've got to start again. The trouble is, if they do take lots of money from you the next time. There's not lots of money in that account, to be honest. Good luck to them, I'd say. It's usually pretty drained. As you've previously mentioned. Food, pub, Uber's.

Food, pub and Uber's. Nights out. But like your bank has told you to cancel your card and you're saying no. They won't look after you if you get scammed. And it is for a lot of money. Just change your card. Who will look after me? Just change your card. But I don after me? Just change your card.

But I don't want to. It's scooter rides. Oh, it's scooter rides. You did because we took a scooter. It's scooter rides. It comes to if you book, because you know, you can scan scooters through Uber.

Oh my God, it is. We went on Limes the other day. No, but hang on. Nine, oh my God. This is when I was doing that MC event and I was scooting from here to thing. I'm not getting scammed. At Scooter Rides.

Thank you to the phone number that ends in 797 for solving the mystery. Oh. At Scooter Rides. That's why it's always small amounts. Because Lime you can book through Uber. Oh, thank God. Wait, but the Uber lady told you it wasn't Uber. She Lime, you can book through Uber. Through Uber. Through the Uber app. Oh, thank God. Wait, but the Uber lady told you it wasn't Uber.

She was like, it's not us. But it was. I mean, it's Lime, but it is. Yeah. Oh, my God, you're not getting scammed. Oh, my God. Thank you. See, the power of radio.

You come on, you share a little conundrum in your life, and a beautiful listener solves it for you. Because I was looking, because you know, when you're trying to settle your accounts, I've got a very active and concise calendar. Very precise calendar. And it has everything I did and I was looking on those days being like, I did not go

out on those days. I was not catching Ubers. I was at the MC event and I was scootering back and forward from work. There you go. Oh my god. There you go. Now you look like a right tit don't you? I would have looked like a right tit, don't you? I would look like a right tit if I cancelled my card last night and I'd be so upset right now going through about 20 subscriptions

having to update it all. Thank you, listen. Oh, this is great. Someone said you're going to have to update your subscriptions anyway because it's got a new expiry date and a new CVC on the back. And they're right.

They're right. They've been to me before. Thank you, thank you, thank you. And they're right. They're right. That's happened to me before. Well, we are entering the summer period. Despite a brief foray back into shitty weather for the rest of the week, I think. Yeah. And maybe henceforth. But we are moving towards summer footwear. Yes.

Maybe it's time to put away the boots, get out the Birks. I'm ready to get that Birkenstock blister on the top of my foot. Oh, my God. I put on my old blister. I always get it on the arch of my foot, just in the little, on the side. Yeah. From the Birks. Well, the Birks don't make this list.

This is the list of ACC claims revolving around certain types of footwear. Okay. And at third place, Crocs. Oh. Yeah. Slippery A. Rubbery. They don't have a lot of stability. No. They, uh, Croc-related

accident, $63,797 payout through ACC. Yeah. High heels payout through ACC. Yeah. High heels in its second place. Yeah. With a big jump, $472,000 related to injury, the cost of injuries related to high heels. Yeah.

But number one, the humble jandal. Yeah, that caused a lot of accidents. $1.3 million has been paid in active cost relating to 495 people who had Janda-related accidents that caused ACC clients. Does it say what some of the accidents are from Jandas? Because I know that some of them get caught in escalators. Do you know the worst one? Driving.

You see, I'd rather drive in bare feet. I'd slip mine off. Even in Birkenstock sometimes I'd rather go war dog on the pedals. Because the toe bit can flip under the thing. Just everything. I don't think you're supposed to drive bare feet are you? But it's got to be

better than Jandals. So about $2,700 on average per Jandals accident is what the rehab and the fixing up costs the ACC system. I reckon the only jandal accident I've ever had, I was in Edinburgh, and if you know Edinburgh,

the streets are made of cobblestones, like old cobblestones, and it just started bucketing down and I was wearing jandals, and it was like slip right in, and they didn't grip on, and I did that slip up, landing your ass. So all up from jandals, High Heels and Crocs, it's millions of dollars. Yep.

ACC have said millions of dollars. It's costing us millions of dollars to fix people. Yeah. So we want to know your Crocsident or Jandalsident. Or Jendicent. Jendicent. Jendicent. Jandals.

Jandaccident. Jandaccident. Jandaccident. We want to know your Crocsident or your Jandaccident. Jandacident. Jandacident. Jandacident. Jandacident. Jandacident. We want to know your proxident or your jandacident. Are we going to do our high heelsident? Yeah, we'll take high heels as well because everyone's rolled a bloody ankle and a half on those things. But have you ever...

I've never worn high heels. Have you ever stood... I very rarely wear them, especially a stiletto, which is the one with the very thin heel. And I stood on my own other foot through the top thing. Oh, my God. It's no good. I don't think you're a heels person.

No, I know. I'm like six foot already. I'm fine. I'm a boot gal. Because we asked on Instagram and we've had a flurry of responses. Should we get the ball rolling with some... A McFlurry or just a normal flurry? God, I haven't had a McFlurry for so long. A McFlurry of responses. Okay, thank the ball rolling with some mitsy? Or just a normal flurry? God, I haven't had

a McFlurry for so long. A McFlurry of responses. Okay, thank you, Vaughan. Show sponsor. Show sponsor. My daughter's friend was running in Crocs, got her big toe,

her toenail caught under the underside of the gibbet. You know the gibbet thing he pushed through and got caught on and just ripped the whole toenail off. Why'd you read that one out?

Why'd you read that one out? Why'd you read that one out? Why'd you read that one out? Okay, I'll tone it down for the second one from Hannah. I feel sweaty after that one. That's sweaty and a little bit gross. I was running in jandals and the thing that holds your toes back, you know, the little, what is that thing that's got to go? Plug, the plug.

The plug. Yeah. Came out when I was running. I slipped and degloved three of my toes. Morten, you just said you'd calm it down. Oh, I did calm it down. I'm going to leave work. I can't be here.

I can't be here for this. Okay, I'll tone it down. Okay, I'll tone it down. No, it feels like you're not toning it down. It feels like he's toning it up, isn't he? I'll tone it down. I slipped over and then my femur went through my thigh. I was wearing janders on an escalator once.

No. Oh, Vorn, no. My janner got caught when the stair came down and it pinched it and it ripped my toenail off. Shut up! Oh, no.

Well, this is what we're asking this morning. I'm going to open the text machine and I'm going to vet some of these because I can't be having any of that.

0800 DALZIDAM. Give us a call. You can text her as well. 9696. What do we call it? What was your croxident? Yep. Or your jandaccident?

Or your high heel-cident. Or your high heel-cident. Give us a call. Now, we wanted to know what was your croxident, your jandaccident, or your high heel-cident. Heel-cident, yep. And we don't want them to be too manky because I can't handle it.

Hannah, what happened? I was at work. I was interviewing a guy for a job, and I had high stilettos on. This is a few years ago now. I don't wear stilettos anymore. Hell no. Hell no. But I had my legs crossed, like, trying to be, like, dignified and whatnot.

Very demure. Very, very mindful. And one of my legs went dead, so I kind of like stood up a little bit to swap legs and put my weight on the dead leg and the heel wasn't flat on the floor. So the ankle rolled and actually dislocated. And then I fainted. I was taken to the hospital in an ambulance, and actually dislocated. And then I fainted.

But taken to the hospital in an ambulance, got bandaged up, got some crutches, sent back to work and gave the guy the job. Yeah. I was going to say, did you just give the guy the job for all the hassle? You did. Amazing.

Absolutely. Can I just say, because we did Sirens of the World, we didn't give our Call of the Week. I think that's a great call for Call of the Week. Can we call the week? Because it's such a funny image. Hannah, a $50 McCafe voucher. Thanks to our friends at McCafe.

Well done. I think for sharing that humiliation. I just also love that the story went from bad to worse to worse to worse. To even worse. So good. Thank you, Hannah. I'll send messages in. I slipped up two steps

in Jandals 18 months ago. I broke my shoulder. I've been off work for 18 months now. Oh my God. So that's a big part of that ACC. You're an ACC.

That's why I actually prefer Birkin socks. You do feel a little bit because they've got the shape in them. You feel a little bit more. They cup you a bit more. I like to be held.

I like to be held. I like to be held. I just got a foot cramp from how badly I clenched my toes at the dead gloving story. Does that count? Stop saying that. I was like,

yeah, it certainly does. Please. It certainly does. Honeymoon in Thailand, got out of the pool, put my jandals on to go back to our room. My foot slipped and rolled

off the side of the jandal, broke all the bones down the side of my foot. On holiday. Ah. All the bones. Okay, keep your texts coming in, 9696. Shoe incidents.

Yeah, shoe incidents. What are they? High heel incidents? Yeah, ACC. ACC has paid out more than two. Jand accidents. More than $2 million for accidents. You hear about some of these injuries

that people are sustaining. I'm surprised it's not more because some of these are very expensive. Like the person who just said they've been off work for 18 months. Yeah that fall under jandals though shoulder because they slipped up the stairs and they broke their shoulder but then if you didn't say on your acc form jandal or if you just said i tripped up the stairs they wouldn't have jandals associated yeah i was on white hackett oh josh that reminds me we're simply musket, Wahaka. It's been too long, darling.

Long, darling. It feels like eons have passed. Eons have passed. Eons. I was at Wahaka walking down the beach and I slipped on Jandals, dislocating my ankle and breaking my leg, resulting in me having to be helicoptered. Well, of course, darling, darling,

it's the only way to get to him from Wahaka. Oh, my God, darling. Darling, bougie helicopter ride back into Auckland. Three surgeries later, it's still not right and as a result,

I've got arthritis. Oh, God. Darling, I tell you what would relieve the pain and suffering. A lovely weekend. A lovely weekend

in Mudbrick, darling. Can I, number 164, the ends in 164. I need more information. I once accidentally super glued my jandle to my feet. How'd you do that? How did you do that? Were they trying to get the plug back in?

Yeah. And maybe they like glued their, I reckon that's what happened. Don't judge me. This is how the text starts. You know there's going to be judgment. You know there's going to be judgment. My jandals were wet And I was trying to reach oranges to pick from the tree

God, this just keeps getting worse Couldn't reach So I moved a bar stool Idiot Never stand on them To the edge of the decking Oh yeah So, so far we've got jandals

That are wet Yep Picking fruit from a tree Reaching Bar stool, edge of deck Climbed onto it in jandals that are wet, picking fruit from a tree, reaching, barstool edge of deck, climbed onto it in jandals and overreached, stool shot out from underneath me, fell onto

the air conditioning unit off the deck, scraping the back, dislocating the ankles. I don't think jandals are fully to blame there. Yeah, we all saw that coming. Yeah. There's so many. It was driving with slides on, so we'll take it. We'll take that.

Foot slipped and the slide got wedged under the brake so I couldn't brake. Ended up crashing into a fence. I was totally fine but the car was not. That's,

we've got to drive bare feet or shoes. Yeah. Yeah, every time. I was walking in sneakers on flat ground. No, we're not talking about sneakers. Excuse me?

We're not talking about sneaker accidents. Oh no. Sorry, it's 0800 ZDM. What are your sneaker accidents? No, we're not talking about sneakers. Excuse me? We're not talking about sneaker accidents. Oh, no. Sorry, it's 0800.ZDM. What are your sneaker accidents? Yeah, we're not talking about sneaks. We're not doing sneaker accidents. Your sneaker accidents. That will be next week.

We'll take your sneaker accidents. We'll do sneaker accidents at another time. I was doing the hokey-cokey. Now, they say in the UK, because, of course, you wouldn't do the hokey-cokey here. You do the hokey-tokey. Hokey. Yeah, absolutely.

Do the hokey-tokey. It's certainly not cokey here. It's not hokey-cokey. Here you do the hokey-tokey. Hokey. Yeah. Hokey-pokey. Do the hokey-tokey. Certainly not cokey here. It's not hokey-cokey. No. It's different. In the UK, there's a bit of hokey-cokey. When someone stood on my foot during the shake all around bit

in a stiletto and it went down through my foot, the stiletto end went through the foot. Why did you read that one out? Yeah. Someone messaged me at work Christmas party, I jumped off a little ledge in high heels, didn't realise there were cobblestones on the other side,

ankle went completely flat underneath me. I cried and instead of going to the hospital, I nicked a bunch of drinks so that the pain was bearable, went out until 3am and then ubered straight to the hospital to learn it was broken and needed a cast. Christmas party won, me zero. I would actually say Christmas Party won, you won. That sounds like a one-all draw to me.

It does feel like a one-all draw. Clay, ZM, Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Well, producer Carwen has a little surprise for you, Hayley. Is it because it's my birthday in six days? Yeah, of course. What? Is this going to be... Okay.

No, I'm open. Nothing could be more embarrassing than me telling Stephen Adams that I wet my pants. That's true. At a basketball camp. For context. As a child.

For context. As a child. Yeah. At a basketball camp. Yeah. Okay. Okay, so let me set the scene. So I was out for dinner last night.

Cute. Oh. Must be nice. Must be nice. Date night. Where did you go? Badoozy? Is that what it's called?

Oh, must be nice. Must be nice. Yeah, I've been there. Actually was quite nice. Okay. But you know, I set the scene. It's quite a nice restaurant, quite a nice area, when you'd quarter. I love when you'd quarter.

And I'm staring at this. Is that bridge working yet? No. Oh, I wanted to go to the bridge last week and it wasn't working. You've got to go the long way. No, you've got to get a ferry. There's a ferry.

There is a little ferry over to like the Hilton. A ferry that goes 10 metres? Yeah, from the Hilton, like on the other side, the viaduct to Wynyard Quarter, which is like a 10-minute walk. That's embarrassing. It's not even 10-minute hobble. That's also a Hyatt, which is like a 10 minute walk. That's embarrassing. It's not even 10 minute hobble. That's also a Hyatt,

not a Hilton, but close. No, the Hilton on the viaduct. Does it go from there? From there to Wynyard Quarter. It's that. It doesn't go from the,

it goes from the Hilton to the Hyatt. So if you parked at the old car park there, you'd have to walk further away from it to get the ferry over there. Oh my God, okay, no, no, just walk. Gondola? Yeah, it to get the ferry over there. Oh, my God. Okay, no. No.

Just walk. Gondola? Yeah, we could get some gondolas. Yeah, they should get a gondola. That'd be fun. Yeah, beautiful. Okay, so we're down in Winningport. Anyway, we're just here solving Auckland City's problems.

Don't worry about it. Again. So, anyways, I'm staring at this car, and I'm like, this car is weirdly shaped and, like, weirdly long. Like, it's not a limo or a Hummer, but it's giving Hummer. It's not a Hummerzine? No. You know this is the show of Hummerzines.

We love a Hummerzine. We love a Hummerzine. But it's giving like, if a Hummerzine had a baby with an SUV. Yeah, right. Big truck. It's like weirdly long. Anyways, I'm staring at it.

And then out jumps the passenger and they're wearing this gigantic hat giving Pharrell Williams hat. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know that one that's really tall on his head. Like a Mad Hatter hat. Sort of. But like if Mad Hatter was at a rodeo.

Okay, right. Anyways. And I'm like, that's a really interesting hat. And then I'm like, God, that's a really interesting, buff, tan, hot looking man. Daddy's home. Is it Jason? She's picked up on it pretty quickly.

Do you know what? Because I knew he was coming back. So Jason Momoa is back in New Zealand? Yeah. Yeah, he's filming another film here. Sorry, it's weird that I'm like immediately like I know all the information. But he is filming another film here

and I knew he was coming back sometime in October, but I didn't realise he was here. Yeah. Chugging, like, a beer as well as he walked down the road. My man, my man. Now, is that in breach of the council, speaking of the council, of the council bylaw? Ginger beer.

He was chugging a gin, neck, and a kombucha. Obviously in moderation. Oh, my God, yes. You don't want a high sugar spike. Your glucose there. But I'm thinking like, he wanted to go to your show last time. How do we get him to this one? Oh my god. When are you

doing your comedy show in Auckland? I open my show in Auckland tomorrow night. There's still tickets by the way. Qtheatre.co.nz if you want to come. There's a few. I open tomorrow till Saturday. Yes, because last time last time Your tongue's coming out of your mouth a bit. I can't get control of it.

Last time when you embarrassingly interviewed him and lost it. And I sat on his knee. Without being invited. You gave him tickets and he did want to come but he had the... He had the premiere for Fast and Furious. Yeah. What's happening? So what's happening now

is that he's here and my show opens tomorrow at QCN still tickets available and there's always and I said to him at the time there will always be two tickets for Jason

and more on the door maybe I'll send him a quick little I need to calm down first I think we can't I think we take a few breaths and we can't and then I think we like

come up with a message when did you when did you last message him when you saw his gig when I saw his gig and then I went home and he messaged me being like, come out for a drink and I was already home. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I'll be like, hey. Well, that's actually a pretty, the biggest selling point for your comedy show is if you buy tickets, Jason Momoa could be there. Yes, me! No! Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like there's actually a good pull now for this gig.

Don't go for Hayley, go for Momoa. For a man who's seen it, what, twice? Hasn't sold out yet and then if he sits up... You watch the ticket sales now, I bet it sells out within the day because Jason Momoa could be there. That is so embarrassing that if people come the whole time, I'm like on stage

giving it my all with my free award nominee show. And there's two empty seats? And people just looking around being like, oh, shame, there's two empty seats there. Two really good empty seats. No, no, why are we giving him two? We don't want him to bring someone with him. Yeah.

Oh, my God. How? Imagine I'm up on stage. He is the most beautiful girlfriend ever. Like, she is stunning. Well, she doesn't want to go. Imagine she's here. I'm up on stage. I look at him like, he can't. Oh, she is starting. Well, she doesn't want to go. Imagine she's here. I'm on stage.

I look at her. I'm like, he can't. Oh, she's here. And then I get to perform my hour of silly little ditties and comedy. I'll send her a message

and see if she wants to hang out with me. No. If I see that, I'll be like, oh my God, guys, I'm sorry. I'm feeling so parched.

Go off stage. Vorn, get to QT now. Well, this is exciting. Great news. It's hot in the studio. You're really heating up, aren't you? exciting. Great news. It's hot in the studio, though. You're really heating up, aren't you? It's really hot.

It's warm. Good stuff. Well, next on the show, Carwin, we don't know about this, but there's a little surprise. Why's Carwin got these little, look at her with that little grin on her face. She's loving this. Another surprise from Carwin next. Is he coming into studio?

Is that it? Because I look kind of cute today I wouldn't be mad. Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Hayley. I'm just feeling a bit sassy this morning. 822, now producer Carwin has what she's billing

as quite a surprise for us. Yeah. I'm trying to, before I always get a surprise, I'm trying to go down and work out what it is go through the thematics I'm like okay what's coming up what could it be

is it treats is it food is it snacks treats food and snacks are all the same thing like those could all definitely be involved okay

so on Monday we spoke about how Hayley just bought a few jackets and hasn't really used them you know and she was organising her wardrobe and

she remembered she had an extra bag of clothes in the garage and she went into it and there's all these expensive jackets that have been worn zero to one times each. Classic female behaviour there. Yeah, it is classic. But also I was complaining that it just hasn't been cold enough in Auckland. Yeah. I feel sad about these beautiful

jackets. I'm too hot. Like going to waste. Yeah, they deserve to be seen. Was someone sending me more jackets? in Auckland. Yeah. I feel sad about these beautiful jackets. I'm too hot. Like going to waste. Yeah. Yeah, they deserve to be seen. Was someone sending me more jackets? They don't expire. You know, jackets can be used multiple, like in other seasons. They do expire when your body

decides to put on 25 kgs on its own. Okay. Well, a lovely person who listens to us but also works somewhere pretty cool, Laura, got in touch. Okay. Well, I want to guess where Laura works. Okay.

Go for it. Cakes R Us. Cakes R Us. Jackets. Jackets. The Jacket Factory. Jacket Factory. The Jack Fact.

Yeah, the Jack Fact. Yeah. Jackets for kids. And they're like, we want to take these jackets off your hands and give them to some kids. Some kids in need. Some kids in need of that jacket. I'll say I love, you know me, I love my charity work, but that'll be a bit of a

poo surprise. We're going to take all your nice expensive jackets and give them away. Oh my god, thank you so much. No, our lovely friend Laura works at Kadrona in Queenstown. One of my favourite spots in the country. Oh, it's so good. I haven't been there for years. The pub at the bottom, the distillery over the

road, the history. Because, you know, a bit of a history about the gold mining. You know, I want to get into gold mining. Oh, it's so good. I haven't been there for years. The distillery over the road. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The history. Because, you know, I'm a bit of a history buff. The gold mining. You know, I want to get into gold mining. Oh, it's a great spot. I learned how to ski. The ski, yeah.

Of course, the mountain. I did the karts in summer. Oh, the summer. That was so fun. That was so much fun. Okay. And so lovely Laura wants to shout us a little trip down. Oh!

So, like, it's the end of season. They want to get that vibe, capture the end of the season and celebrate that they're going to be the biggest ski field next year. Oh, yeah. In New Zealand. That's crazy, eh? I didn't know that. I didn't know that either.

And also, so, wait, when? I know because last time I was down there, they were talking about the willow, which was where they filmed that old movie Willow. Not Wind in the Willows. Willow with the little magical fellow. Okay. The little, what's his name?

Warwick Davis. Warwick Davis. That's right. But it was an old movie and they filmed it and they were calling it Willow's Run because that was where they filmed it and that was opening a massive area and I know they've opened some more since.

Holy. Jesus. So there's something else coming up in the next week or so that I think a few of us maybe know about, like just a certain woman. Oh, on the 8th of October. Yeah. It's my birthday.

Just a certain birthday. I'm turning 27. Plus 13. I'm not laughing at that. I'm not laughing at that. I'm not turning 40. I'm turning 35. Yeah.

And that's so fine. So I'm thinking we go to Queenstown for your birthday. That's a quick turnaround. I would have to get someone to look after my cat. Don't. Oh my god. I would love to go to Queenstown for my birthday. Should we go to Queenstown for your birthday?

Do we have to do the radio show from there? We will have to still work. So we'll do the radio show there on the mountain. We still have to work. Yeah but that's alright because we'll do it on the mountain. That's not work is it? It's not going to work. So we'll do the radio show there on the mountain. We still have to work. Yeah, but that's all right because we'll do it on the mountain. That's not work, is it? It's hardly work. We'll do it in the snow or something.

We'll broadcast in the snow, yes, please. On my birthday, on Tuesday. Do they have those? I saw a kid with one at the mountain at the weekend in New Plymouth. It's like an ice cream scooper, but it's for snowballs. Do they have those? I don't know. Can you get me one of those, please? We'll look into that, yeah. Thank you. Oh, my God, yes but it's for snowballs. Do they have those? I don't know. Can you get me one of those please?

I'll look into that. Thank you. Oh my God, yes. Pre-made snowballs. Yeah, you get pre-made and make snowballs when you squish your hands together like scissors.

God, you're lazy. But it's a snowball making machine. Do you know what I mean? Like pick up some snow and make a snowball. No, but these are perfectly con...

Con... I was going to say circular. Circular. I was going to say conica but they're not conical. Conical, no. That's a cone. That's a cone.

They're perfectly spherical. Spherical. Yes. It makes the perfect snowball. Oh, my God, this is so nice. I love this idea. Wait, so we're going to be away for my birthday? Yes, you will be away, but we're going to be in Queenstown, baby.

No, this is great. I don't care. That's great. I'll just tell Aaron. Wait, are we going to be away for his birthday two days before? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. This is great. I'll just tell Aaron. Wait, are we going to wear away for his birthday two days before? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. This is great.

So we do a show from Kadrona. Yeah. And we have a snowball thing for me. And this is great. This is perfect. And Hayley gets to wear her jackets. And Hayley gets to wear her jackets. That's the main purpose that everybody seems to have forgotten.

Yeah, yeah. I think we should all wear a Hayley jacket. Yeah, okay. I can bring... Are wear a Hayley jacket. Yeah, okay. I can bring, are we all going? Yeah, we're all going. I was going to say, there's some radio work from up there, but we've done a radio show from there before.

Years ago, yeah. Years ago for the Bird and Open, we were up there, weren't we? I did a breakfast broadcast from there, my foray into television. Yeah, we're not doing TV any, TV's not around. Dead.

Dead. Do you guys want to wear one of my jackets? Yeah. Because I'm not going to be able to wear them all And I know which one I want to buy It's the one that I lost my mind And I bought in Arrowtown Which is just out of Queenstown

I lost my mind And I was hungover And I bought a very expensive jacket Can't wear it in Auckland Because it's too hot So I'm going to wear that one But maybe one of you can wear the trench With the fur collar and the fur cuffs

You've got very excited at this news I've got a half a puffer I've got a pink wool coat So what does that mean? When's your birthday? Tuesday Tuesday the 8th of October Okay the show will be live Live from Kadrona very excited at this news. I've got a half a puffer, I've got a pink wool coat. So what does that mean? When's your birthday? Tuesday. Tuesday the 8th of October. Okay, the show will be live.

Live from Kadrona. We know Kadrona's in Wanaka, the person texting him, but you fly into Queenstown. Oh, yeah, sorry. We should spend some time in Queenstown. Yeah, of course.

We should spend some time in Queenstown. We should go to Walter's Peak on the urn slaw. Oh, I've been on the urn slaw. It's so good. It's because there was mate, eh? You went to a small... No, no, no. You should go on the urn slaw I've been on the urn floor. It's so good. It's because it was mate, eh? You went to a smoke.

No, okay. You should go on the urn floor. For a start, you know, I used to scoff at the smoky old girl. Yeah. Oh, it's so much fun. And then I went on the smoky old girl and I saw a steam engine working and I was immediately like, I've never, ever been on a smoky old girl. My God.

The smoky old girl is one of my favourites. And then at the other end, there's sheepdogs and sheep and cows and meat. It's going to be the best birthday ever. It's going to be the best birthday ever. With my closest, dearest, bestest friends. Somebody said they demand an on-snow jacket fashion parade. Oh, 100%. I'm going to bring the very best five jackets I have

that didn't get worn this winter. Oh, my God. Thank you. Thank you, lovely Laura. It's exciting, isn't it? Laura, Laura, Laura. Lovely Laura. Thank you.

Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Hayley. It's time for... Fact of the Day, Day, day, day, day. It's cloud week here at Fact of the Day. I'm just going to go into my phone and find my flagged messages because everybody that sent me a photo of a flag yesterday, a flag? A cloud.

A cloud. Got flagged. So let me find, how do I do this? Oh, that's cool. I don't know if we've got time for your personal cloud shout outs, Vaughn. Steve Harris! This isn't the weather. Sent me.

At the end of the weather. This isn't his picture of a cloud, but he sent me a Twitter post that he found of these clouds. Oh, that's beautiful. Taken, this will be one for you, because this is where you're going at the end of the year, the desert in Chile. Oh, wow.

Look at these clouds. That's so cool. Look at these bumpy, bumpy clouds. Also, please don't launch my holiday ahead of my official announcement. Have I pre-launched your official holiday? Yeah. Wow, spoiler alert. That's the sound of the mountains.

Oh, wow. So they look like lines of clouds, like tubes of clouds. Lines of clouds. Yeah, lines of clouds. They're all wrapped up. Lines of something. That's incredible. Yeah, I know.

Isn't that beautiful? Wow. Somehow we could probably share that so everyone listening could see, but that's out of my jurisdiction. Ah, just imagine it. I can just dream it up in your head. Boston sent me

these pictures of clouds. Boston? Oh, they look like UFOs. I said, shit yeah, dude. Those are good clouds. Where did they put a butt plug?

It looks like a, well, why does it look like a butt plug? It looks like a comma. Why did you put a butt plug? I would have said spinning top,

dirty girl. Come here. Come here. Smack on the hand. Come here. Come here. Come here. Smack on the hand. Come here, dirty girl. Dirty girls get smacks. See, that's just made it even dirtier.

Yeah, it has. Do I? I don't know what this looks like. What do you reckon this is? It looks to me like a central Otago, a central North Island. Big, huge pylon lines going over the top there. But Boston, thank you very much for your photo. Shit, you're dirty.

More than I feel. It's Boston. That is Boston. Hot play. Sorry, I am listening. Someone just texted about $6 tacos in Wanaka. So I'm just... Okay, get the info immediately.

I need the information. No, no, you keep going on clouds. If you want to send me photos of clouds, you can send me photos of cool clouds that you put on Instagram. It's Cloud Week here at Fact of the Day. It sure is. Today's fact is that there is a word for measuring how much cloud cover

you currently have. Cloud per square something. Nope. Octas. Octas. Eighths of a sky. Oh, okay. So when making observations at a weather station,

cloud cover is measured in octas, eighths of the sky. But the sky is infinite. Well, no, you can't see all of it. Yeah, but they don't know what I'm seeing. I'm seeing a different part of... But if you're at a weather station, an elevated weather station, if they look up their measurements, they can measure by eighths of the sky.

But my sky's going to be different to the weatherman, wherever he's looking up. I know it will be. But why... Are you aiming for another smack? Is he going to do an individual count for each person, where they stand? No, they'll say the whatever weather station octa was this. And they'll just say it was a cloudy day.

Well, that's of no use to me. So zero octas would mean there's not a single cloud in the sky, which is termed a nubulus. Oh, I love a nubulus day. A nubulus. A nubulus. So octas. It's like the Bristol stool chart.

So zero octas, sky absolutely clear, of course. One, a few clouds. Two, a few more clouds. Yep. Three, scattered clouds. Also for four. Broken clouds, five and six. Eight is overcast entirely.

Nine, obscured and then not measured as the other option, which is just lazy. So you would say today looking at our sky window, I'd say eight octas. I would say eight as well. Okay, eight octas. Because I can see a skerrick of blue. And if it was blue.

A skerrick. It would be a nanobulus. A skerrick. Yeah, just a skerrick of blue. What a lovely word blue. A skerrick. It would be a nanubulus. A skerrick. Yeah, just a skerrick of blue. What a lovely word that I don't think I've ever heard before. Skerrick. Skerrick? Do you not know what a skerrick is?

We didn't go to a private school. It's Australian. They got it from my poor friends. It's Australian of origin. A skerrick. Just a skerrick of vanilla. We didn't go to a private school. Please use basic words around us.

Sorry, I done seen the clouds. Yeah, thank you. Dear little bit dear. Yeah, little bit blue. Little bit blue. So today's fact of the day, here at Cloud Week and boy, I tell you what, people are loving Cloud Week. It's better than Calendar Week. It's not. It's all about Calendar Week, which

is fascinating and interesting. The worst week we've ever had. Is that the unit of measurement given to describe the amount of cloud cover at every given location, such as the weather station is an octa. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Play ZM's Fletchford and Hayley. Play ZM.

Hayley Sprouse scandal cow. But I'm back with some more scandal. Wow. I know. The scandal never stops. You're the hottest thing on the entertainment news circuit. Thank you very much. I actually spend my life hunting out these scandals.

You'll be on the red carpet soon. Your first red carpet before you know it. Oh my gosh. What will I wear? No, you'll be on the side with the microphone. Oh, okay. That's what I meant. No scandal cows allowed down the carpet. You have to stand behind the barrier. I'm Haley Sproul's scandal cow. Surely I get to walk

the red. No, they don't want you making a big pose. On all fours. A cow patty on the carpet. The scandal I have in my hot little hands today involves Cardi B, rapper extraordinaire, who revealed that she was, she found out she was pregnant after having kind of a major surgery to get some butt injections removed because she has an enhanced tush.

Wait, did she have injections or implants? Injections. How do you remove the injections? You suck them out and you dissolve things. But she has a full surgery. So the injections go kind of solid or is it some kind of goo? I don't know. I don't have butt injections.

That's horrible to think about. I just hit the squats. Yeah, I mean, I saw you at the gym yesterday. Hit them with sumo squats. That's right. But she had some butt injections to give herself the round tush that we know. And she was like, ah, you know, it kind of makes it look a bit lumpity-bumpity. I'm going to get it removed.

She got two blood tests done. They passed her, cleared her to have the surgery, no issue. Yeah. And then afterwards, she found out she was pregnant. Now, she has only made love, I'll use those terms, twice in 2024. Is that what she said? Yep. So she assumed it was the early one and was like, okay, that's probably fine.

Then they were like, nope, you're four months pregnant. Four months. So she went under and had the surgery. Full surgery. Because is it bad to go under if you're pregnant? Like to have anaesthetic and stuff? Yeah, and especially when you're like four months pregnant, I assume there's some complications or maybe then it would be

other steps that an anaesthetist would take. Is that an anaesthetist statistician? He doesn't have a medical degree. Oh my god, I'm embarrassed again to be one of two medical professionals on the show. You said ana anesthetist.

That's its full title. Of course, sorry. They shrink it for the every man, everyday man. Anesthesiologist is what dumboes know as. Anesthetist. Anesthetist.

Full title. Of course, I'm sorry. I had to break down things for this demo. But maybe they would do something different if the woman was pregnant. Yeah, 100%. Anyway, you hear these stories all the time and I want to hear more. Haley Sprouse scandal cow demands more scandal. Right. I'm hungry for it.

Right. What do you want to know? I want to know what you did when you didn't know you were pregnant. Oh, I love this. Because of roller coasters. Yeah. You know we should go on you didn't know you were pregnant. Oh, I love this. Because of roller coasters. Yeah, dude. You know where to go on roller coasters

when you're pregnant? No, God no. There's always like back, neck condition or if you're pregnant or if there's like a long list. The amount of time

I go to things or like procedures or whatever, procedures, it makes it sound like I'm like absolutely full of plastic, but like little bits

and bobs here and there and they're like, any chance you're pregnant or MRIs, any chance you're pregnant? I'ms? Any chance you're pregnant? I'm always like, nah. Botox? I mean, you wouldn't know.

You've never had it. I've never had it. I'm 27. I've never had it either. And that's not even a joke. Like, Hayley. I'm not joking. If you want to see my jokes,

you can book and see my comedy show running from Thursday to Saturday this Saturday in Auckland. And if you do go along, you won't see her forehead move. Jokes like that. It's wild flutters in other parts of the body, not in the eyebrows. Don't flutter in there, Betty.

That's good, eh? You'll hear jokes, but one thing you won't see. Are you allowed to do that when you're pregnant? Yeah. I wouldn't have thought so. I think so. But like a lot of pregnant women don't go and get their hair done because the bleach and the chemicals and all the things that you're lot of pregnant women don't go and get their hair done because the bleach

and the chemicals and all the things that you're inhaling, they'll just have to let their hair go. Fine, if you're not pregnant. Yeah. Sure, poison yourself. Yeah, totally.

I know people that have like absolutely like been overseas on holidays, partying, and then find out that they are surprised. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Totally. Expecting a kid when they weren't trying. I'm a belly, barley belly every morning for a few hours. Yeah. yeah, yeah. Totally. Expecting a kid when they weren't trying. I'm a belly, barley belly every morning for a few hours. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I think it's just adjusting to the new food.

And they have been like ruining their bodies on these holidays. Oh yeah, for sure. And you're just like, I wonder what these kids are going to turn out like. I guess we'll see in 18 years. Yeah, totally. Well, this is what Hayley Sprouse Scandal Cow

demands to know. Okay, well give us a call. 0800 dials that MSR number, text through 9696. What did you do when you didn't know you were pregnant? Give us a call. Candice, what did you get done when you were pregnant, but you didn't know? So I went and I had a sore wisdom tooth,

and I was like, oh, you know, I'll go get it removed. And I went in and I needed x-rays. And they were like, are you pregnant? I was like, no way, no way. So go get it removed. And I went in and I needed x-rays. And they were like, are you pregnant? I was like, no way, no way. So I got it all done, x-rays, everything. And then a week later, I found out I was pregnant. Oh, yeah. Oh, is that because you're not meant to x-ray the baby?

No. Oh. That's why everyone leaves the room. I mean, it's not super-duper harmful. How is the Incredible Hulk? Yeah. Well, she's the sickest one of the four, so. It's because you X-rayed her.

You X-rayed her. No, I'm sure it's not. Wow, amazing. And you had no idea. Nah, not a chance. Oh, yeah, actually I am. Yeah, I tell you what though, that's on the lighter end of things.

Candice, if that makes you feel any better for some of the stories that we're hearing this morning. Yeah, I think you're right. Holly, what did you do when you didn't know you were pregnant? Morning. So I had this test, this medical test. I had been trying for a baby. Yep.

And I had this medical test that you cannot have while you're pregnant, so much so that you can't book it in advance. You basically have to call up, be like, yo, I'm menstruating. Yo! Yo! Yo, what yo i'm menstruating hello hello there blah blah blah clinic and they're like come on in pretty much um maybe not that rugged but but alas. Okay, alas. And so they were like, yes, sweet, cool. And then they had sort of talked through the rest. They put mildly radioactive dye, like, in your uterus.

Oh, my God. And then they put you under this machine so that they can see any, like, blockages or what's going on. Oh, so you were trying to get to the bottom of why you weren't getting pregnant. Well, yes and no. When I had done, we'd done some fertility treatments and that had shown that, like, we already knew there were going to be issues, but they were like, oh, we think you might have cancer.

And we're like, oh, good. Oh, my goodness. And so this was like a test to, like, check for that and sort of just check how everything was going. Was it one of the steps in the bajillion you take? And then, anyway, they'd sort they sort of said, yep, some people have really reactive side effects and things, but it's very small.

Anyway, long story short, ended up in the ER, vomiting so unwell, doubled over in pain. And so anyway, my six-year-old here to tell the tale as to I was three days pregnant. Oh! Three days!

Is your six-year-old glowing green from the radioactive dye? No, but she's tall, thin and tan. She's tall, thin and tan, so I'm expecting that that's got something to do with it.

Tall, thin and tan. I want radioactive dye when I'm being baby. Yeah, why was I blessed with that? You're already quite tall. I'm tall. I'm going to be taller.

I'm going to be thinner. I'm going to be tanner than that. You're tanner than that. Yo! I'm shedding my I'm going to be taller. I'm going to be thinner. I'm going to be tanned. You're tanned. Yo! I'm shedding my uterine lining. You're done. Holly, amazing. Thank you for sharing.

Keep your texts coming in 9696. Some texts in. My 18 hands high. That's a big horse. Yep. Ex-racehorse. I bolted while I was riding and we were heading straight towards a gate and I knew we wouldn't clear it. So I bailed.

Yep. This horse. Hurled off the horse. Like abandoned ship. Abandoned ship. Except it's more like jumping out of a car. Yeah. Because you've got to roll. Tuck and roll. Oh God. Rolled about eight times before coming to a stop. A week later I found out I was four weeks pregnant. How lucky. The child. Wow.

Very dizzy. Constantly dizzy. Is got a dizzy child now? Dizzy child Yeah That's probably why I ate 24 oysters In one sitting When I was pregnant

Oh yeah Not supposed to do that Not supposed to eat seafood Raw fish Yeah Any raw fish Or deli Deli meats

Yeah or spas Because a lot of people Are texting that in That's why somebody asked My best friend Had a surprise baby Didn't know until She gave birth

Her entire pregnancy She'd been in and out of hot tubs eating deli meats while pregnant turns out it was pregnancy craving those surprise births

imagine taking it home and being like oh we don't have a room for you we don't have any stuff for you I've actually also got a holiday next week

yeah terrible seems to be kind of busy I went to an M&M concert and a week later went skydiving six weeks pregnant.

Jeepers. And had no idea. The first trimester with my third child I was offered a chance for a free bungee jump that I couldn't pass up. So I said I wasn't pregnant.

Oh my God. She's five now and seems fine. Is she long? She's five now and seems fine. Long, thin and tanned. Okay.

Oh my God, someone here was going hard at the gym, lost about 10 kgs with weight watches, was just shredding and shredding and shredding, but I could not get rid of the lump in my stomach. I was 26 weeks pregnant. 26!

Oh, my God. So I'm just getting all toned up and I'm losing weight. Sometimes I see pregnant people at the gym and I'm like, how are you doing that? I know, I just love it. Oh, my ass. Yeah. I went to Soundwave in Brisbane, didn't know I was pregnant.

That's music. How good was Soundwave? That was a great festy. Never went. Sun has a great taste in music. Oh, yeah. I feel like I may be some way involved. Yep.

How did someone have their tubes removed? A couple of messages of that. Two weeks later, positive pregnancy test. Yeah. The tubes from your uterus to your ovaries. I suppose. And it already moved down. The eggs come from the ovaries, gone into the uterus, prego,

and then get the tubes removed. We don't need the tubes. It's just sat there watching the whole thing happen. Like it's just moved out of its childhood home and it's watching it getting pulled down. Yeah, like, bye ovaries. Thank God we moved out of there. Thank God we got out of there quick smart.

Bloody developers these days. Yeah, I know. Thank God we moved out of there. You think, God, we got out of there quick smart. Bloody developers these days. Yeah, I know. They move so quickly. I was on a two-person glider flight when I didn't know I was pregnant. I was so nauseous, I was sucking in the fresh air through the tiny hole. That equalises the pressure to outside so that the glider doesn't on and on itself. And they were just like.

I don't feel good. Give me some of that cold, cold, fresh air. We had to make an urgent landing before I vomited. Turns out I was pregnant. Oh, wow. I was go-karting. Had to stop halfway through because I had bad nausea. Turns out I was pregnant.

Was confused when the guy telling me that people do get motion sickness on go-karts because I'd never had any form of motion sickness before. Yeah. Oh, my God. First pregnancy, went to Fiji for a week holiday and a Katy Perry concert. Turned out it's three months along. Second pregnancy went to an Aerosmith concert

and was VIP hosted. Big, big weekend. Both of these could seem fine. I love that. Big weekend. You're going to growl at loving concerts. Someone went tobogganing. They were doing a toboggan and something went wrong

and they had to bail out of it. A week later, I found out I was 13 weeks pregnant. I found out I was pregnant before I was due, when I went in to have surgery to have a cyst removed from my ovary. Oh, wow. Well, they're just in there and they're like, hello? Hello there. What have we got here?

The person who texted in saying that they got their tubes tied and then found out that they were already three months pregnant, so you went in to get your tubes tied to make sure that you weren't going to get pregnant. But what a blessing. What a blessing in disguise. Was that the same one who said my auntie went No. No, there's a different one. Another one. Went to get her tubes tied and found out

she was in fact pregnant, three months pregnant at that stage. Oh my god, another one. I've got a holiday coming up. I got bucked off a horse I was breaking in. I didn't know we had to break in. Yeah, you break them in. What's like ballet shoes or something. Yeah.

Then the next day I was pregnant. What do you just think? Horses come out ready to be ridden. Yeah. Jump on board. I don't think you're even supposed to ride them until they're like three. What do you mean?

I don't know, I'm not horsey. Pat them. Pat them. Feed them. Trot them around on a lead in a circle. Lead. Jump on, see what they do. Oh.

Who did you tell me you were? Yeah, that was my tum-tums. That was my tum-tum-tums. Hey, guys, I reckon that was the most fun I've ever had on a show. Not for me. Vaughan? Nowhere even close. Nowhere even close.

Nowhere even close. You haven't been here long, have you? No, I haven't. No. Well, if you were listening and you had fun, why don't you give us a little review and a rating? Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley.