ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 30th June 2026

Episode Date: June 29, 2026

00.00: Intro 01.50: Noah Kahan's oath 05.05: Top 6 - Effects of the newest GTA 10.15: Rise in intentional singleness 14.50: Man crying in his car 18.10: Taylor watch 23.00: Shannon's Unprectiable History 30.35: What did being pregnant ruin? 41.50: NZ Uber lost list 45.40: When did you text something inappropriate to the wrong person? 57.50: Fact of the day 1.03.10: Hayley's lock 1.07.25: See through Loafers 1.11.10: Did you spill a large amount of something? 1.22.40: SLP - Do you exercise on holiday? 1.28.10: Men aren't dating multiple people See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

from the ZM Podcast Network. This is... Fletchwan and Haley's Big Pod. Thanks to animates, making happy happen for pets. Good morning. Welcome to the show, Fletch Fawn and Haley,

happy Tuesday morning. Coming up on the show, Vaughn Smith, you've got the top six, and GTA. Yeah, pre-orders have been breaking records. It had an $8 billion budget

this game. Which may sound absurd. Yep, it is. I know, What did you say? The Beuge Caliphate cost $1.5 billion to make and when it was made. Mind you, if that had busloads of cheap Filipino labor, they might have been able to do Grand Theft daughter a little less too.

True. It's true. And buckets of hardworking Filipino workers. That's what most people don't see when they go to Dubai. Oh, you don't have to look too hard. They're definitely there. But it's already made $3 billion back in pre-sales. And that's just in the...

It hasn't even been a week. No. That's insane. And it doesn't come out until November. So you think it's going to be, it'll be a big, on the Christmas lists and everything. Oh, 100%. And I never pre-bite games because it's just a digital download. It'll be there when you need it. Yeah, exactly.

Probably crashed servers on the day where you can download it. Yeah. And the internet will get real hot. And then afterwards we'll have to turn it off and turn it back on again. Yeah. But I've got the top six effects of the newest Grandfif Dotto on society. Next on the show, though. Noa Khan has.

addressed something. And I think people in the music industry are quite happy about this. I think they are happy about it. I think Olivia Rodriguez has spoken about this as well. Yes. We've got to stop shitting in the pit. And Noah Khan...

This is disgusting. I don't know this was a phone. It's super fans wearing adult nappies. And he's really taken this head on. He has. The Flethalan Haley, big pod. Noah Khan has really opened up a big discussion about super fans at concerts.

Yeah, and their behaviour and just some general concert etiquette because there's something going on and it's not just Noah Khan, Olivia Rodrigo has addressed this, numerous artists, we've got to stop shit in the pit. Because people, like, they line up, they want to get the best view,

they want to get straight to the front of the stage and once they get that position, they're like, I ain't leaving. Yep. Even if nature calls and the call is, you gotta poop. Well, super fans wear adult napis.

Superfans were adult nappies? They camp out for these shows. That's rank, man. They want to be right up the front of these concerts, and they don't leave. I don't think I could physically poop in a nappy. Even if I put it on, I don't think I could release it. I just can't do it. I mean, okay, there are some big huge festivals,

but I've never been to a show where I haven't been so far away, been disappointed. You can always get closer. Totally. But Olivia Rodrigo literally said, guys, you can smell the front row. Olivia Rodriguez. I know, get a grab.

So during Noah Kahn's show in Philadelphia on June 26, a fan went viral for showing a turd on the floor in the pit, right at the front. So then he had to address it on Twitter. He was like, hey, if you've got to poop at a show, please, dear God, just go to the bathroom. I've pooped my pants as much as the next 29-year-old. But you guys got to understand there is a venue worker out there with a thousand yards steer dealing with this.

Yeah, 100%. That's nasty. So last night, he was in Toronto. Okay. And he said to his Canadian crowd, this is awkward, this is fresh, and more ways than one, you're going to find out,

there is etiquette. And then he made them take an oath. I saw them we swear. I will not shit my pants. I will not shit my pants. And if I do, and if I do. I won't take it from my pants

and put it on the floor. I won't take it. Okay, thank you. I have a minute call. Hang on. The National Center for IBS colitis and diarrhea. It's actually one and four adults suffers from IBS. I'm so sorry.

Shit all you fucking want. Oh, you, Shannon. Shannon left. Shannon lives. That's your growing of you swearing on here. I was like, oh, are we going to let shit? go by? Oh, I did not hear that. I'm so sad. This break. This break

now has many, many shits and one F for good measure. Shannon's in the departure large because she's got a wedding next week. Yeah, mate. What's our last day at work tomorrow? We'll let an F slide. Anyway, listen, I'm going to a concert tonight. I'm going to a big concert in France on Saturday night. A huge

stadium. Use the toilet. Use the toilet like an adult. The ZDEM Podcast Network. From the unmoderated comments. section, this is the top six. Yes, there's worry that on November 19, Grand The Florida's 6th's release day, which, to be honest, I'm not 100% convinced that's actually going to be released that day because it's faced delays and stuff.

It's been forever, hasn't it? It could be another delay. But a lot of people are worried about the negative effects on society. Because a lot of people will just take the day off. Or they're worried that. Oh, yeah. Excuse you, sir. I think it'll be a week.

Yeah, or take the week. can off and then play all this violence and then go out into the real world and start stealing cars. Ludging people to death. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Start working for the mafia. Punching hookers.

Only to later on, turn on the mafia and rocket launch somebody from, you know, really close. Yeah. Well, I've got the top six effects. Grand The Fifth 306 will have on society the negative ones and how to spin it in your favour. Okay. Number six on the list is obviously the mass workplace

absenteeism on launch day in the following week. Yep. Rather than saying you're calling in sick, say you're protecting your energy and honoring your bandwidth. That's cool. And then chuck them a bit of a studies actually show. Oh, wow. Modern professionalism performs best when fully aligned with the personal mission. Yeah, it's going to be a lot of people working from home.

And you just don't need to tell them that your personal mission is committing felonies. Virtual felony. With bloody gorgeous graphics, by the way. Oh, they look amazing. They do look amazing. Long, did you guys ever play the original Grand Theft Do you? It was the only one. The bird's eye where you just looked down?

No. I've played most of them in some capacity. Number five on the list of the top six, negative effects. Grand Theft Auto 6 will have on society. And how to spin them in your favour. Relationships breaking down because one partner won't stop playing. This will be huge. That'll be massive.

Yeah. But it isn't neglect. You could instead say this is radical prioritisation. Oh, wow. I like that. You talk a lot in relationships about setting boundaries. Yeah. And someone has set one.

It's called The Big Screen, The Lounge, A Comfortable Chair and Some Snacks. And a bit of like less... Little less, yeah. Yeah, you can say you're operating in parallel work streams. You are, that's good. Yeah, this is all... I've been on LinkedIn. Yeah.

It's been on the way to do it. It's giving LinkedIn how to spin a negative into a positive. Number four on the list of the bad effects of Grand Theft Auto and how to spin them in your favour. Kids exposed to extreme violence and crime. Well, that was a big thing with GTA, wasn't it? Well, you reframe that bad influence is early stage entrepreneurial exposure. Wow.

They aren't learning to steal cars. They're learning to develop a bias toward action and an agile approach to asset acquisition. Wow, that's a lot of A's. A lot of A's. It felt good saying it too. It's a mouthful. Number three on the list of the top six negative effects of Grand Theft Auto 6 and how to spin them positively.

People dropping $139 in a cost of living crisis. You could consider it. investment in human capital. Wow. How would you justify that? Well, you've taken money from allocating it on a grocery spend and putting it towards what they call in the business a higher yield experience.

Then fooge? Yeah. I think you need food. You probably need a better foo. Not as much as what you're buying. Just a couple of monsters. You'll get through. Yeah, a couple of big white monsters.

And a zombie chew. Yeah. A zombie chew. Yeah, man. Thought you would have gone for a new cluster rope. Don't. Nerd clusters. I'm trying to cut back.

I'm trying to cut back. Yeah. Cutting back to one cluster a day. Number two on the list of the negative effects of Grand Theft Auto 6 that you can spin positively. What about the fact that this is an overseas company and we're sending all of that money overseas? And New Zealand game studios have been completely overshadowed.

Well, don't see competitors. See collaborators that haven't on boarded yet. Oh, wow. What are you saying? It doesn't matter what I'm saying. Get off. off LinkedIn, bro. I'm all about a rising tide lifts or boats.

Say that. Yep. Some of the smaller boats obviously sunk by the bigger boat. Yeah, I think they get capsized. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Devastated. Yeah, they're on board though. It has been great, I was reading about the New Zealand gaming industry.

Some real movers. Yeah, it's amazing, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. And game development in New Zealand, yeah, yeah. Proud of your hon and good morning to our gaming listeners. Good morning to our gaming listeners. Who are either still awake from last night or not yet awake.

Number one on the list of the top six, negative effects from Grand Theft Auto 6. Spun to positive. You could say an entire nation became anti-social shut-ins. Yeah. What about people becoming deeply intentional about their social calendar? Actually, I quite like deeply intentional about my social calendar. Remote first lifestyles and better work-life integration.

Yeah, that's beautiful. Chuck them a bit of that. Crisis sounds like a boring management meeting. Chuck them. Oh, Jesus. Corporate jargon. If they're going to have these meetings and bore us with this jargon. It's only fair to use it.

to your advantage in a later piece and they can't argue with it because it was their words in the first place. This is true. That's the day's top sucks. Play Z-Ns, flesh, worn and Haley. Now, I get it, man. I absolutely get this.

There is a rise in intentional singleness, a title people were giving to being single by choice that used to be framed, I guess, like, oh, haven't you found someone yet? Or you just haven't met the right gal. You're a crazy cat lady. Yeah, you're mad. But now, I guess single people are reclaiming it.

And it's not because they can't find someone or that they're a minga. It's that they're choosing this life. 9-6-96, if this is you, by the way, let me know. If you are an intentional single. And do you know what is one of the biggest drivers other than the fact that, like, it's hard to find a good, decent human out there that hasn't already been snapped up. Money. Okay.

Yeah. How's so? So this is, this is, this particular status from America. So 180, what's 189 American dollars? Like three. Yeah, just shy of 400, right? 370. Surely that can't be right.

The average cost of a date in the US has climbed to $189. What? I mean, if you're paying for a couple of drinks and a meal and that's like, parking activity. Uber's there and bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. So that's up 12.5% from the year earlier. And Gen Z reporting that, Gen Z reporting that they're actually spending the most and millennials are dropping out a little bit. And we're like, oh, we're done with this. Millenials are jaded. We're like, no, I'm done with this.

So huge jumps and the cost of even just doing it. And you're like, I need that money. I just want that for myself. So a big chunk of this, like, single on purpose thing is money. Like, it's just too expensive to go dating. it's too expensive to go out and actually try to find your person. And the other thing is just having like complete freedom with your life, Fletch, which you'll understand is an intentional single.

Yes. Just like complete freedom, just protecting their peace and just, you know, living their life and making their own choices and just going like, I'm actually fine doing this. Sometimes you're still in your house and you're like, what are you doing here? Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that your...

I'm intentionally single. So you're going to need to... God, I get up early. I get up early. How do you get them out of your house? Clap loud and there's a I've got to spray. You spray them?

Okay, that's interesting. He just has a moment he was like, ugh, yuck. And just squirts them with it. It's just water, eh? Just a little water bottle. It's a 20 o'clock acid. It's acid.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It gets them out. Gets them out. Ruins the carpet, but it does get them out of the house. Wow. So messages. Yep, single by choice.

One, I want to. to focus on my career and potentially moving overseas. Totally. With the career, having somebody slows that idea down and put restrictions on it. Two is money. Too many gifts, dates, whatever. I like my big beard, big beard. I think they mean bed.

I like my big bed by myself. No cold seat, no snoring, no finding over blankets. Oh, no snob. Yeah, it's good stuff. Yeah, I relate to that. That's good stuff. Although you eat too many treats when you're not single. No, I.

eat more treats when you're like with someone. When you're with someone. Because they're all like, oh, I like you for who you are and you're like, yuck. And then you just give up and you're just like, oh, well, I guess this is me now. I'm blowing out. Another message was intentionally single after joining the police force. Oh, I'm a single cop. Yeah, right.

Unfortunately, I met my now partner three years later, have a baby getting married, ruined my single life. I suppose I love him. Jesus, that doesn't sound. That doesn't. I wonder if they... Fill me with confidence. We talked about the hardest professions to date. I wonder if they are wrong.

also a cop or in that kind of realm. So many messages. After she cheated on me with my best friend at the time, I've remained single for the past six years, just cannot be bothered. Yeah. People sucks, says Amber. Dating sucks. Now I have a cat, so I'm not lonely. What do I need a man for again?

Sometimes screwing things into walls. Are you having a real problem with your shelves, aren't you? It's taking two weeks to do two shelves. And now I'm just going to holiday tomorrow. You've got to start, Matt. with the tradies on the apps, Haley. Well, this is why I'm renovating again. You know, you're going to get them over to be like,

yeah. Can you put up a little shale for me? Help me, please. The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fleshhorn and Haley. Well, every now and then it is nice to have a timely reminder that men's mental health is often just kind of like, you're right, mate.

Men's mental, women's physicals. Yeah, yeah, that's a fair call. That's a fair cool. Handed a little bit the same. Well, a video has surfaced of a young man in Sydney. He's put on TikTok that he's not having a good time. I moved to Sydney like four years ago, and I still haven't made any friends.

And I moved after a break up, after like a three, four year relationship. And I haven't opened my heart since. And the last six months, I've been in a tough situation. And I really opened my heart to this person. And she did. She did, like, reciprocated, you know? And that's a small clip of the video.

Yeah, man. Not having a good time. And millions of people have now seen this club. Well, he'll get friends. We were hooking up people with friends. You know, he's got no friends. It sucks. He, um, this is just one of many.

One thing I learned when I was going through my separation is that, like, what? Wait, wait. So many, so many dudes. were just like, they had seen the signs in me that they saw in themselves and like bravely like, are you okay? Like, it seems like someone's going on. I'm like, yeah, going through this like, me too.

I'm like, what? You didn't say anything? Yeah. And guys going through stuff and there's still the expectation that you should be able to shoulder the load by yourself. Oh God, I know. I know. And I don't think that's just necessarily a male thing as well. I know some females that were brought up in houses where it was, you know,

don't talk about that. I think as well. What do you got to be, like, for appearance. What have you got to be? You've got everything you've ever wanted. Oh, I suppose I suppose this is my fault, is it? Yeah. Oh, God. But I think as well, like, if he's struggling and he's got no mates, like,

it's hard. Who do you talk to? Yeah. We've all moved to the big city, haven't we? Yeah, totally. In our lives? Yep. And it's so nerve-wracking, and you're like, I don't know if this is going to work, and you're kind of drowning and trying to find your crowd, trying to get your people going. You open up to like one person that shuts it down

and you're like, oh, well, that's that. That's that. Very lonely. Yeah. There needs to be more day. Because I know the Bumble did this a bit, but it was kind of fell flat. It needs to be more like dating apps for friends. Way more like,

we're just like swipe to shag. All meet a love. Yeah. Could got there. But not for friends. It means so cool if you were just like, this is what I'm into, you know? I think it's hard.

Like if you're working so much and there's no time. I know. Imagine having lame workmates. You guys are so lucky. You know what I mean? Just to have like such a cool workmate. Yeah, if all your time is spent at work and your workmates are lame, that sucks. That's lame.

And you guys are so blessed. To have you. Every morning you get to come to work and hang out with literally the coolest. It's not long as done us. Coolest chick ever. Yeah. Why have you got a hand pump? I found it and I can't stop playing with that.

It's got good resistance on it. Okay. Look at all the cool shit I bring into your life. The Z&M Podcast Network. We are officially on Taylor Watch. July 3rd, the still rumoured date of their wedding. Which will be the fourth for us? Yeah, yeah, so it'll be this weekend.

The day before Independence Day? It would be Friday or Saturday. Yeah. This is, no one cares about Independence Day. They're just, this is what everyone's living for at the moment. Like you said, this is America's Royal Wedding. Yeah, it is, man. This is huge.

And, well, let's talk about what we know so far, and then I've actually got a little treat for her. Oh, okay. Do you have any cake news? I don't have cake news on flavour, but where would you go? You know, if you would get married for a second time, have your second marriage.

Pretty a donut. If you're on your second, you're doing a donut cake. A donut wedding cake. Donut wall? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. I just wouldn't do cake. I'm sorry, but you're not hearing as much.

There was cheese instead. That was pretty good. Yum. Yeah, my bestie did that. Stacked cheese wheels. Honeycomb and stuff. Yeah. I'd probably have like...

Chocolate. What kind of cheese? Like, Eat them. No. Yeah, or like Bree. They had blocks of Edom. A Colby. A tasty.

The whole brand. And that one just called Table. Yes. No, that every day. It was a wall made of bricks of cheese. Oh my God. A brick wall of cheese. A cheese brick wall?

I'm not pissed off about it when I've had too many bloody Prosecos and I'm hunking at some medium. Every table has a slicer. Yes. And you just go slice your cheese off. There's a toasted set.

There's a toasted cheese grill cheese station. What's that thing they used to do way back there? Was it fondos? And you'd melt the cheese? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we could do that. All right, back to Taylor.

Less of the cheese. We've got no cake update. Well, remember this. And if you don't know, here's a quick rundown. A permit was filed, but an event company called Winnick Productions, closing West 31st Street, around Madison Square Garden from July 2nd to the 4th, tents, canopies, all this kind of stuff.

We're shutting down the street. Everyone's like, here's the wedding. The mayor has confirmed the permit, requesting a crowd of a thousand people. So that's sort of your guest list size, 1,000 people. MSG, the Madison Square Garden, and also the stuff that makes Chinese food yum. You just don't need to use much of it, though.

That's what always tricks me with MSG. be like, it only says quarter of a teaspoon. But also, we were brought up in the 90s to think that was real bad, but it's actually not bad. It was racism. It was racism, wasn't it? Yeah, yeah, they literally went like, oh, it's the MSG and Chinese food. It gives you a headache and it's terrible for you.

Like, no, it just makes food delicious. You literally put it on anything. Anyway, so nothing, do you know, currently still, everything is rumoured. Like, the timeline's rumoured. A thousand people's celebration on July 3rd is the most that we know, and then there's rumors that she'll have a tiny little one and then this bigger thing. but also Tim McGraw and Steve, Stevie Nix, rumoured to be performing.

Paul McCartney, Paul McCartney, also rumoured. Wow. I've managed to pull some strings. Okay. Because it's, like, reporters, like, they're keeping everyone away. I know someone who I went to high school with, who moved to New York, and they've gone now, but while they were there,

they were living with a person who worked in the media. Right. Who then dated a cop. Okay. became, he died. Okay. And then the cop left behind his astound. On the job? Like shot? Through the heart. Jesus.

While he, after he died, he left his estate to a man called Peter. Okay. Now, Peter is a distant relative of the mayor of New York. Wow. Now, through my friend that I went to high school with, I managed to get a camera and a microphone. Okay. Right outside Madison Square Garden. and we're going to cross to it now.

On West 31. On West 31. On West 31. West 31. That's where I've told Peter's mate to put it. Okay. We're going to cross now to my live mic of New York City. Just to see what, if there's any action outside Madison Square Gardens.

It's 10 past 3 in the afternoon. This will be busy. School pick up. School pick up. Yes. You know all those schools and... Don't they just go on the tube? West 3 first.

I'm just trying to hear. You might see it here, Taylor. Who is that? Probably just sounds like New York, doesn't it? I think that's vendors. That's vendors. This is my personal. This isn't stop the sound.

That's really cool. We can have this up running right up until the way. A lot of tooting. Why do they do so much in New York? They'll be packing in this week. Well, we can keep crossing to New York. I've worked hard there through my friend that I went to high school with. You've done really well there, Haley.

Thank you so much. Play ZM's Fleming. is Fawnen and Haley. Producer Shannon's unpredictable history. Hello, producer Shannon. Oh, good morning. Now, I believe, darling, for this segment, oh, that's quite a good Charles.

Mummy. I miss your mummy. Good Charles. I believe for this segment, Shannon, you have had to use Google pronunciation quite a lot. Man, there's this one guy on YouTube who does pronunciations, and he makes the videos about two minutes long,

obviously to get the ad sent. I hate that shit. And I'm just like, just tell me how to say it. Is it when they say the same, like the word over and over and over? Yes. No, he gives a backstory first. He's like, my name's James. Yeah.

I'm going to tell you how to say it in Latin and I'm then going to tell you how to say it in English. So just say the word. Yeah. This could be a four second clip. But why do they do that to get the money? Yeah, to get ad money. Yeah. But I'm...

What the hell is ad sense? Money. Money. Money. Money, honey. You're monetized stuff. This is why I don't have any sense. You've got no sense. I've got no ad sense.

Ad or other. I'm going with the Latin pronunciation today But bear with because I am a very A Kiwi gal So it's my attention to Latin at high school I went to a public school Haley Latin was an option at my school

That is insane Was it? Yeah I would guess for history purposes Not I'm going to speak Latin Yeah It's actually very I guess this was What useful language

Yeah Yeah But if you did like classics or history You know It was good to have Well we're heading back Luchia Virotatus Followed the light of truth

I don't you can't say that anymore. No, you're not able to call anybody a retardis. Let's get Veritatis. Let's get Veritatus in here. No. We're not saying that anymore. No. Carry on, Shannon.

We're heading back to the 30 ADs. So Jesus just born, I believe. When did AD start? Serious question. BC, obviously, before Christ. But AD starts after death or at the time of birth. So there's 30 whatever years unaccounted for in the midst of it all there. Look, that's not my specialty subject.

We're going to Rome today. I don't know much about religion. Oh, exciting. Home if you want to. Are we talking about the bathhouses? There's actually a house involved, but not the kind you like. Your holiday hasn't started yet. You can wait on the European bathhouses and spas, good sir.

We're talking about one of the most famous Caesars of all time. Salad. No. No. Egg. No. Paul Newman dressing. His name was Gaius.

Milan. No. Yes, Gaius Caesar. Gaius. He had a few names, as they all do, but we're going to go with Gaius today. Now, when you picture this story, I just want you to imagine, he loved the colour purple, and he only wore purple togas. Gai!

Well, so the English pronunciation of his name is Gaius. But I've gone the Latin, I told you, we're calling him Gaius. But if we wanted to go English, he would be Gaius. Okay. Now... Please refer to him from now on in the English as Gaius. Okay, Gaius. So, Gaius.

It's actually a beautiful name for a newborn boy now. Gaius. I don't think so Gayus Sproul Yeah She is a little bit How gay is he? Gayus?

Gayus Brow Gayus became the Caesar He was only 18 years old And very quickly He got very ill And had a bit of a mentee be And then became a very bad man We're not going to delve into why

This is a family show But Gayus, not a good guy Very quickly into his mental breakdown He started to have a really affinity to this horse called Encatatos. Encatatos. And this was a very famous racehorse and

very quickly Gaius was like, this horse is the best thing ever. I'm going to build you a marble stable. You're now going to have a wreath that is made full of stones. They have said if they equivalated, if they put the money he spent in modern day money it would be hundreds of millions of

dollars he spent on this horse. God damn. He drank... Why are you laughing and equivulated? I liked it. I was just letting her have it. I had as long as a mandarin in my mouth and she said equivalated and I almost died. I'm just saying we let her have equivilated

and she's telling us some great rich history about gay. I'm trying so hard. Equivalated. Yeah, if you equivalated it into modern terms, he spent hundreds of millions of dollars on this horse. Bearing in mind that like everyone's dying of starvation and he's like, this is my horse. And so every day in Catatos would drink wine out of a gold goblet.

So this horse was drunk, pretty much its whole life. But this horse was put on a pedestal and one day Gaius was like, my horse, here is a purple blanket to match me. So now this horse is kind of put at a royalty status in Rome. The horse is like, thanks,

babes. Yeah, they became kind of best friends. This goes on for a year. A lot of people are dying. Like I said, he was a really bad Caesar. Like, the worst of the worst. And... No anchovies. It gives you the kick.

So about a year of this horse being just like spoiled rotten Gayus decided to appoint him to be the highest form of council in Rome. Okay. The horse. Above all humans, he was going to become his right hand man. At state dinners, he would sit at the table with everyone and Gayus would translate... What do you mean? He would sit at the table and Gayus would translate his nods and be like,

incartatos agrees with me. and he would use this horse to really unbolster up his own political, you know, career. Yeah. People didn't like this. His counsel weren't stoked, so they were being beaten out by a horse. So two years later, they pulled him in a little alleyway and gave him a little one-two with a knife. Oh, they shived the horse. No, Gaius.

No, the horse actually lived on, despite being drunk, lived a very long happy life. Wait, this Caesar also got. stabbed by people. Why is everyone stabbing shanking? They didn't have guns. They didn't have guns. They had to shank them.

Yeah, they didn't have much other way to. In combat. Right. Yeah, but that's the story about how a Caesar appointed a horse to be one of the most powerful men in Rome. Wow. And so what did the horse do once its owner

its owner Gaius was dead? He just kind of became. He just retired back to his marble stable. he just lived out a nice long drunk life. God. That horse is my spirit animal. There is a statue of Gaius and his horse. Where is it?

It is currently housed at the British Museum in London. Of course they take everything. Because they take everything. London, bloody God, they love it. They don't look, there he is. Lovely horse. That's a big thick neck. That's a nice horse.

A little pixie cut. He does have a pixie cut. Can you just imagine your whole life you worked to be a political consul? Oh, actually, I'm sorry to interrupt. He's naked on this horse. You can see his doodle. Is it good? Ouch.

Even when you ride a horse fully closed and you pull it forward, there's still a light ball crushing. He's gone no saddle, no pants. Yeah, that's absolutely wild. Yeah. It might have just been for the carving, though. Maybe. Jump up there with no pants on, mate.

We want to do a carving. You stand there for four weeks? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's got to chisel this out. Baby, great. Yeah. Really good, really good history from you, actually, Shannon. Great stuff, Shannon.

Arguably, you're better of your two segments. We learn about gayas. The Z&P Podcast Network. Play ZM's FlashForn and Haley. I want to know right now, what did being pregnant ruin? Now, this is because a girl found out that she was pregnant just before her best friend's wedding. And she's like, damn it! Like, I just wanted to party.

drink and have a good time. You know, I'm stuck with this baby growing inside of me. I can't do any of that. And I know friends that have, I had friends that got pregnant and cancelled their wedding. Really? I'm not paying all that money. Postponed it. Like, oh, no, I'm not paying all that money to not be able to drink a home wedding.

Yeah, or this bar tab and I'm going to be sat there with this baby and me. Actually, yeah, a wedding would be horrible sober. Yeah, your own one as well. you would to be up to like toast and have a, you know, nice little cheers. It is like, because some couples try for so long to get pregnant and hearing that use is exactly what they want. But some people, they're like, wait a second, I've got a holiday coming up. I didn't plan this.

Totally. My friends were trying for years and years and years. So it's like, obviously you're stope. You're like, oh, I'm going to Fiji. Yeah. Mine would be like, I've been shredding. You know what I mean? If I'm like, fine, I'm like, man, I've really been hitting the gym,

getting shredded and I'm like, now it's gone. Yeah. Then we're already getting so many messages. Okay, this is so many, A. Canada does want us to know we've opened ourselves up to a million pregnancy, ruin my kuda.

That's all right. If I don't think I've heard of Kota, then let's not. I don't think I've heard it called a Kuda. I was just using her words. I just know that surf brand Kuda lines. Kudor lines, but that's about a Bali beach, not a woman's privates. Yeah.

Well, whether it was your kudor, your life or a holiday. Your life and a vent to holiday. Maybe you were training for a marathon, you know, you've been slogging away. What did pregnancy ruin? Oh, 800,000 MSL number. Jamie, good morning. I got pregnant and then became really, really allergic to my poor cat and dog. No.

And my baby is three years old now, so I'm still super allergic. Right, and you had to give the baby away then? That sucks. No, I don't think if she gave away the baby, it would have solved the allergy issue. So what are you doing? Claritine every morning or something? I just can't be anywhere near them so they'll come up for a pat

and I just have to kind of step away for things. No! I couldn't. And they just don't understand. I feel so sorry for them. Have you told your three-year-old that it's their fault? Yeah. Well, my three-year-old is in charge of patting them, so every time they want to pat, I tell them they have to go.

Isn't that a cruel twist of fate that the three-year-old's not allergic to the cat? Yeah. I know. Isn't that crazy that a pregnancy can change allergies? I never knew that. Yeah, it does all sorts. The worst thing is, well, the pets, obviously, worst thing,

but I'm also really alluded to cheese now. Well, dairy, so I can't have ice cream and cheese. Oh, I would find it so hard not to resent this kid. Yeah, you must really love this kid. My two favorite things in life, cats and cheese. Cats and cheese. Yeah. Lucky she's cute, right?

Yeah, she'd be. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe you'd be. Jamie, thank you so much. Hope, what did the pregnancy ruin? I was 37 weeks pregnant and Paramour was coming to town back in 2024. That was a great show.

We went, Hope. I don't want to hear it. Oh, did you not go? You didn't go. So I spent six months trying to convince my husband that I could still go. I could still party with everyone. It was fine. And no, I was high risk and he would not allow.

me to buy tickets and I cried every week, every time I heard one of that song, I was devastated. Yeah, I mean, hopefully they'll come back. You could say you were in the business of misery. Why didn't you just say you could have said it's misery business? Because the lyrics

and she's in the business of misery. I actually think Vaughan's version was better than yours. Do you? Yeah, I do. I don't like it. No, I think it flowed more, actually. Now I'm trying to like think it's more paramour. Yeah, I know you are. I can feel it. Oh, man, Hope, it was such a good concert. Like, her vocals were insane.

It was just amazing. And Matt, I had so many drinks. And it was just like a vibe. And then we stayed out afterwards. It was a whole thing. That's just me. Yeah, that is. That is.

Next time, Paramour comes. Yeah, next time. They'll be back. They'll be back. They've got bills to pay like the rest of us. They'll be back. Yeah, they do, man. Mortgages are key.

Thanks, Hope. Anonymous. Good morning. What did the pregnancy ruin? Is that me? Yeah, it's you, baby. Good morning. Everybody's very confused.

Everybody's very confused about their names this one. It was lost. It was lost today. This always happens with anonymous callers. We'll call you Shanice. Sheenice. Okay. What did the pregnancy ruin, Sheenis? Well.

Sheenice Warehouse, Shroskons. No, I'm currently seven weeks. What? And I found out about a week ago. after I won a $500 tattoo competition. Oh, because you're not meant to get one when you pricks. You're not meant to.

Because the baby will come out too cool. It'll come out tattered up. Yeah, it'll come out with tattoos. It also gets a mini baby version of the tattoo. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's why you can't get tattooed when you're pregnant. Amazing. Yeah, it is amazing.

But the hypothetical cords, it's tremendous. Yeah, it does. And so you can use the voucher after you've popped that out? No, there's, um, there was a, there was, um, uh, there was a, flaws that I have to have it within two months. That's some tattoo artist bullshit. Can I have it? I don't know. I think she's giving it to somebody else.

I want to take, I would have swept that up. There was no baby inside of me. Hey, good luck. Congratulations, by the way, anonymous. Thank you. Seven weeks. You probably haven't told too many people yet. No. That's what that's the anonymity. That's why they're anonymous.

That's why she's anonymous. Well, if you know it's Shanese, she's up the daff. She's at the door. And you heard it here first, New Zealand. All Janice is listening. You're like, God, damn, gosh, man. You've ruined my day. Some messages in, what did the pregnancy ruin?

But being pregnant ruined my back, I had to walk on crutches for the last trimester. Luckily, it was just temporary, and I'm all good now. Oh, my God. My bladder control was, what way pregnancy ruined? Being pregnant ruined my love of Susie. Ten years later, and I still can't smell sushi without gagging. Soosey. Sucy.

Sucy. Being pregnant ruined my car. I was moving house at the time. I didn't know I was pregnant. and I felt nauseous and had vertigo. Well, I thought the highway was clear for me to pull onto. It was not. My four-month-old car was a complete right-off.

Wow. Yeah. Shout out to the Volkswagen, though, because even though I'd been teaboned at 100 kilometres an hour, all I had injury-wise was a burnt thumb from the airbag. It's got a fantastic ANCAP safety rating, doesn't it? Yes, it does. The Volkswagen's?

Yeah. My pregnancy has put so much pressure on my internal organs that it gave me rectal prolapse. Don't laugh. Did you like laugh at rectal prolapse? It's a very funny word, but it's not funny of it. I ended up with a permanent colostomy bag. It ruined my rectum.

How do you not resent these shitty little kids, eh? This is what I think women who have prolapses and brokenness and torn this. And then your kids start smart mouthing back you. Yeah. ands rip a part. You ruined my rectum. You ruined my anus and my Wednesday. Jaden, your little shit.

How did your prolapse happen then? Mine. Just pushing too hard. Okay. I've had no prolapses. This is why one takes so long in the toilet and we're like, it takes two Sabrina Carpenter songs. We only poop when the poop's ready to come out.

I'll just go and have a sit sometimes. I'll just go and have a sit sometimes. I have a time out. On your phone. I pregnancy ruined my boobs. I had such lovely, natural, gorgeous breasts. and now they hang down to my belly button. It's right.

I mean, my mind's so to mind. I don't have a baby. So it's kind of almost like, at least you've got a baby to sort of justify the saggy boobies. Yeah. Renée just says, just my everyday Saturday at this point,

live laugh, toast a bath. Live laugh, toast of baths. Very, very funny, Renee. That's dark. That's dark. That's dark.

We're doing it today. We haven't a dog. We're doing that today. It's dork as a dog. I'm saying. Text of the way. Thanks to animates making happy happen for pets. Live love.

We were trying to get pregnant for six. Live laugh. Loaf. Toaster bar. We were trying to get pregnant for six months. Nothing happened. We had a big Europe trip coming up so we thought we'd stop trying. And it ended up being six weeks pregnant on the flight over to Europe.

Oh, my God. I just came back from my best friend's hen's doing wedding. In Mexico, I found out I was pregnant a week before we flew out to start the festivities. No. Just roll the things. dice. It'll be okay. Oh, no, no, don't roll the dice.

Don't roll the dice. You turned out fine and your mum was on a bottle of shards a night. My mum literally had a glass of champagne and I came a knocker. I was like sniff. They say that, though. You're at your due date and... It was my brother's birthday. Glass of prosci.

My brother's birthday. So she was like, I'm going to have a glass of champagne and I just bloody caught a whiff of it. And I was like, after years of searching, I found the perfect jeans. Oh, my God. Then I found out I was pregnant and they've never got to wear those jeans. Yeah, because then your whole hips chain shape. Yeah. Hannah said,

I didn't know that. Really? Yeah. It opens up. Pregnancy ruined friendships. People just stopped in vodem me places. Well, yeah, because no one wants to be around people with kids, do they what? Yeah.

We do it for a little bit. And then they get busy and just drop off. Yeah. But it's okay. You just go and hang out with other people with kids. It's why happens. That's where you get your mum. friends.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We've got lots of friends of kids and it's fine for a bit. I stretch my belly button and piercing completely. Good Morning to get, who's listening. And Good Morning Skid, we love you so much, but it used to be way more fun. I stretched my belly butt in piercing completely. I could never wear it again. Oh, wow.

Take it out. You could put a pen in there. Yeah. Just silver linings. Yeah. I live on a sheep farm. And the cruel twist of pregnancy was, any time I smell lamb now, as in the cooked meat, I can't smell.

It makes me feel like I'm going to be. sick still. Oh really? Still. See, I smell lamb and I'm like, aren't I a lucky girl? I'm about to get some lamb. Pregnancy ruined my ability to sneeze without pissing my pants. Oh dear. Yeah. I got pregnant

three months before our wedding. I already had my dress and already spent a load of money, so we went ahead with the wedding. My mum had to alter the wedding dress to fit me. And no drinks during the ceremony. I would honestly, I would postpone. I'm not sitting back watching you drink my bar tab.

The ZM Podcast Network, Clay, ZM's Flesh, One and Haley. Now, Uber have released their lost and found in XX for New Zealand for 2026 for the last year. Now these are all the things that have been left in Uber's. 9-6-96 if this is you, if you hear it. So according to Uber New Zealand's data, 11 o'clock at night is the most forgetful hour of the day

for New Zealand riders. It's followed closely by any time between 5 a.m. and 1 a.m. No, 5am. Oh, yeah, 1 a.m., proving late nights, early starts at prime times for forgotten belongings.

Right. Because people are going home pissed, right? Going home pissed or heading to the airport early for an early flight. How cute is this? The most forgetful day was Anzac Day. Like a lot of dawn, like probably old mates going to dawn services.

Oh, yeah. They're thinking about the soldiers. Leave their bayonet in the back seat or something. Auckland and Blenham have been crowned New Zealand's most forgetful. cities. Crash Hitch and Wellington followed closely behind. Now the most unique and

interesting items that were left. This is what we like. Here we go. Pool cues. A plant. Oh, pool cues. Maybe that was on Anzac Day, too. The old boys are down the racerplanes and pool. Unfinished burgers. Haley? Yep. Looking at you. Unfinished burgers.

Those do be respectful and not add the burger in the car. I'm just going to put it down. And finish it want to get hot. I wonder if anyone leaves behind their secondary burger. That's fair game. I'd eat this. Your secondary if I was a Uber driver.

I would 100%. Chili bins have been left in Uber's. A vacuum cleaner. Somebody left a number plate. Wow. And an Uber. I don't know if they were ripping off some number plates at the car park. Yeah, left behind.

They liked it. Drive away with someone else's fuel. Somebody's left a GoPro, a bicycle. I don't know how you leave a bike in an Uber. How do you know? Like in the bus. boot and then you get out. They're little foldy up ones with the little tiny wheels

and you're riding it and you're like, yeah, they're put it in the boot. Can I say they're anick? Yeah, they're a knick. They're a fold-down bikes. Yeah, they're a knick. They're a knick. I like a bike. I think biking, you know, all good with a bike. But when it's foldable, you just become so, yeah, like nobody is having sex with you. And the handlebars slide down into it and it could do it look how handy it is. I can take it up to the office. Dude, it is embarrassing. That's embarrassing. Other things left behind a New Zealand urbers. A scooter, a drone, a rug.

Somebody has left their false teeth. Oh yeah. This won't be your dad after he gets his implant. As we speak. An apron, a tent, golf club. Somebody's left a gaming console. Maybe someone went around. Do people still do land parties?

Dude. Tell me what the soul aches for. A land party. As a halo land party with just some linked up Xbox. Well, some nerds go on home and left there. Blood Gulch. Yeah. You know the map I'm talking about, guys?

Yeah. Blood Gulch. Oh, man. A little bases there. There was a little snipers. camping spot. Also left behind in all blacks jersey, the most forgotten items are phones, backpacks,

wallets, keys, vape, vapes and e-sigs? I don't know who's chasing up a vape if they leave that in an Uber. Now you might have a legendary vape. Yeah, it might be you know, a custom vape. This was a handcrafted. I inherited this from a

grandfather. Who vaped this vape in World War II. He was the first and that's why I vaped on Anzac Day during the parade at the honourer's memory. That's actually how they gave away their trench location. The Germans just look for the vap. They smell marshmallows.

When they stormed the beaches at Normandy, people thought it was a low fog. The Germans were just a herning the vapour, man. Let's vapes them out. Let's it can't land on the beach. It's in there comes them down. The Z&M Podcast Network. What's going on? ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Haley. I live on the best street with the best neighbours. I just love them.

I've got a great community at my end of the street. And in particular, my lovely neighbour Brendan, who lives in the house opposite me on the other side of the road, he just, he takes good care of me, you know? He must hear some things, eh? Oh, he sees and hears a lot. He's lived a life. Yep.

So nothing shocks him. You know what I mean? I want to know more about this mysterious character who's lived a life so much so that nothing shocks him. Oh, he's brilliant. He used to tour with bands as like a, guitar tech and all this. He's got tails to tell.

He's seen it all. He has seen it all. But when I pop away for just a night, you know, like a short stay, and my mum and dad aren't home, he'll pop over the road and feed Raleigh and give him a pat and all that kind of stuff. He's a good boy.

He's a good boy. And recently I've been touring a lot and away on the weekends and Brendan's been just every week. And you know, I've text Uncle Brendan. Can you pop over and hang out with Rolly for a little bit? and so the other day when I was driving home from Huanganui I was running late and I said Would you mind popping back?

Because I'm actually going to be late for dinner And I'm you know, Rolly, shan't wait And he said, yeah, yeah, I'll just pop over And I text him back and I said, you're the best baby Oh Baby. Baby's so intimate. Yeah, very intimate.

Did you mean to type like Bren? Yeah, I went to go be And I must have just been like a quick you know, like quickly before I drive again you're the best B or you're the best Brendan and it just, it said baby and I sent it off and then I started driving and so I didn't realise

it and then I got a message back and it was like laugh face and I was like, oh I just call my name a baby and it's too intimate. It's really intimate. So I had to go back and do a bit of like, oh, oops. Yeah, you're a legend. Thank you baby. Yeah, you're a legend.

Thank you baby. Yeah, Brendan. Yeah, yeah, Brendan. But if you say baby, all the time in text, right? It's just putting it in there. I must have just put B and it would have just filled out baby. Because I'd just call him B or Uncle B or something like that.

Yeah. Anyway, go on. Anyway, I want to know when you... Because you can edit those now. Oh, wait. He's not iPhone. Oh, he's green. Which, it was hard to get over it first.

Yeah. But he looks up to Raleigh. For middle-aged men. Uncle B. Yeah, exactly. He's in the 60s. I want to know when you text someone inappropriately. Accidentally.

Maybe it was the wrong person. It was an accident. You were like, oh. and how long did it just stay there? Because it's worse like you when you don't notice your mistake? Yeah, for sure. Because if you see it immediately, you can be like, oh, oh, typo, ha ha ha. Totally.

I mean, because I've, on WhatsApp, I've got two chats that are really always at the top. You two? Yep. And another person. Yeah. And sometimes I'll text the other person some things. And I think, God, if that went to my brother's Fletch and Vaughn. And I have this little edit.

little. I know, but we're so active on the chat, it would have been seen. Yeah. That hasn't happened yet. Please double-check, Haley. I will. I want to know. When did you text something inappropriate by mistake?

Well, Haley, you're not alone in this. You're not alone in this. God, I'm not. Gabby, what did you text someone accidentally? So, a little bit of backstory. I've just changed jobs. Okay. And on the weekend, I noticed that I was still

part of the group chat for my old job. Somebody popped a message in there and it came up on my screen. So I jumped in there and I went, oh, you guys need to kick me out of this group and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And catch you later. Hope you survived first week without me. And then I left the group. And then a couple of hours later,

I must have left that app open in the preview that came up on my screen. And I noticed that it didn't say you need a kick me out of this group. It said, you need to lick me out. Oh, my goodness. Gabby! It's a construction company with heaps of guys and I... They would love that.

Did group... I couldn't edit it? Did group stay as group? Because it could have been a whole lot worse. A group... Yeah, yeah. Oh, no. Gabby.

So was there a bit of light roasting? No, I'd left the group. She's left. Oh, you've left this plum, shell, and left. Like I could see just up to where I'd left and nothing more. Oh my God, you dropped it and then left. Yeah, and so I couldn't edit it. I could do anything.

And I was like, oh my God. Oh, that's so funny, Gabby. Brilliant stuff. Brilliant stuff from you. Let's go to Kate. Kate. What did you accidentally message someone? Kate, darling.

Kate. Cate darling. Katie, Moly, Katie. Kate might be in a tunnel. Let's go to Lucy. Lucy, what did you accidentally text someone? Is it us? Long time, listener, first time call.

Oh, hello. Hello darling. Hello darling. Many years just got into my first ever gay relationship. Woo! We live it. We actually have to ring the bell for that one too, I'm afraid. It's a gay bell.

Is it a gay bell? Okay. And woke up early one morning and sent a message to my partner at the time. And, you know, early days. Early thoughts. Many thoughts, many thoughts. Used language that I had never ever used in my life before. She's gone filthy, gay and filthy.

The lesbians bring it out of you, don't they? They do. They do. They do. They just get out of your skin. And phoned her about half an hour later and said, hey, did you get my text? And she went, no. And I said, oh, you're kidding.

You're joking, right? She says, no, I didn't. I said, you did. And I looked. And I had, without my glasses on, had sent it to a friend. a very straight friend um yeah

and had they read it had they read it yeah she did she sent a message back saying um I don't think this was for me you're right it wasn't

and now I'll just dig this big hole and disappear just jump straight into that one oh that's horrible oh I would die it was awful that is a die

moment yeah throw the phone in the ocean kind of thing. I'd get a whole new number. Thank you, Lucy. Kate, someone's got an apology to make to you. Yeah.

I was hoping one wasn't going to know. He wasn't going to say anything. Fletch, you were there the entire time. It was my fault. I had your thing on. We're just yelling at you. I'll forgive you. Okay, good.

Good, good. Thank you. Oh, you're out good, Katie. Now, who did you message? So my grandparents had just learned how to email. Oh. I was living overseas and I wasn't going to be home for Christmas. So I was emailing my grandparents and I said,

I hope you have a lonely Christmas. Lovely. Instead of lovely. And lonely, only one letter apart. Oh no. I hope you have a lonely Christmas. That would have felt it's quite evil to save some elderly people. Oh, and did you not notice until they said something?

I did not notice. I felt awful. And you've never spoken to them again. No, no. they've both died now. Oh. And they died knowing that you wished them

a lonely Christmas. Could have been worse. I'm just looking at the keyboard here. You could have wished them a Lobby Christmas. I think Lobby is better than lonely. You reckon? Yeah. A lot more confusing at least.

Yeah. Amazing. Thank you, Kate. Thanks for sorting you find out. That's naughty. Yeah, Kate. God. Your grandparents can bloody email.

You can't even use a phone. I was meant to text the customer saying I was heading to Hornby. Oh, I'm getting to Horny? Corrected to I am horny. How many, do you, during this, happen to our crisis listens a lot? 100%.

Yeah. In fact, let's change it, suburb to horny. Yeah. From now on. Rianan says, I'm a corporate travel agent. I've lost count how many times my clients have told me they love me at the end of a phone call. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Because you hit someone with a lot of information if they're all the booking and everything and they get to the end of it. Yep, yep. Okay, all right. All right. I love you. Exactly like that.

It's always when you're hanging up the phone, too. And then you go on your lap. Maybe I do. Maybe I do. Chloe said my brother sent me a picture of his penis on Snapchat last year. Oh my God. Horrifying. Wait, who sent it?

Her brother. I don't need to send him. Sam's penis. I don't need to see it. I don't need to see that. I can't. I couldn't. That's like you just wouldn't even go home for Christmas, right?

Like that's a fractured relationship now. Like that's it. You're never seeing your sister again. No, that's it. I was a manager at a small company. Receivered text her an employee saying his teenage daughter. daughter was sick. I accidentally replied, I'm so sorry to hear your daughter got dick. Why are you sorry to hear that?

Didn't even realize until they replied. How often is your phone writing that over sick? Yeah. Oh my God, all the time. No, D is right next to S. Instead of saying bring a plate, it ought to correct it to bring a slave. Okay. Different kind of party. Different party.

Yeah. My boss texts me one morning saying, I love you. It was funny, not awkward. imagine him saying that to his wife so I felt pleased for her. Maybe it wasn't for the wife. Oh. Juicy. That's juicy. I sent a spicy text to my mum

which was meant for my baby daddy instead. Full explicit detail. Live laugh, toast a bath. Kelda. Good to have you back on the show. I don't know if that's the same person or somebody else has just adopted the saying of the show. That's a great. Oh my God. I have to tell you about the t-shirt I saw yesterday. Go on.

It was, you know, like, the ads that were on before DVDs and movies, like you wouldn't steal a handbag, blah, blah, blah, the guy had, it was the same font, and it said, this was at the gym yesterday, you wouldn't steal a Venezuelan president. Wow. And I was like,

so he took the opportunity at the gym to go full political statement. Yeah, but I was like, that's a great t-shirt. Yeah. Producer Carwin's just making your selections of our inundated text machine. Company-wide email, 500 plus people, signed it off, kind retards. Yeah. Brilliant.

Yeah, monadena. Kind of... Yeah, because G is just below T there, so that's an easy. Yeah, it's real close. I messaged a valet asking if they had availability to clean out my uterus, because I wrote Ute and it was like, no other word starts with those three letters. A period of sorts.

Yeah. A period on abortion. Also, I'd call my Ute a uterus. Didn't you call your UDUterus when you had a Ute? Yeah, we had a Ute. Yeah, we'd a Ute. Yeah, the uterus. Yeah, uterus.

It's a bit of a classic. Yeah. I used to work at a restaurant and told the boss I had a good boinking for him at 7pm, but I meant booking, of course, but boonking. But did you though? This is so funny. This is so funny. This is so good.

I actually feel better that all I said was call my neighbor Brendan Baby. Baby, yeah. That's light. My mother-in-law was texting her granddaughter and meant to say, sorry for me the slackest grandma, but it ordered it from Slackers. to blackest? Never apologise. Never apologise

to being the blackest anything. My nascent is grey and from time to time sign off emails they'll go without the it'll go without the R so I'm signing off with gay.

Yeah right. Somebody changed their email order replied to let everybody know that they were on anal leave. Oh yes instead of annual leave. I think I'm going to do that actually.

We're out of office tomorrow and say I'm away on anal leave. Maybe I am. You know, it's actually not your business. The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZDM's Fletch, One and Haley. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Today.

Today's our fact of the day for snake week is that despite the fact that we're always saying we have no snakes in New Zealand. In New Zealand. We do have native sea snakes. Sea snakes? We got sea snakes. It's days in the wilders. We've got a yellow-bellied sea snake and three suns. species of sea crate that

turn up in our waters most years. They ride the warm currents. But New Zealand doesn't have any land snakes. We don't. Apparently when it broke away from Guamana 85 million years ago, apparently snakes hadn't even properly evolved. Now, that's what I've

learned this week also. I figured snakes have been around as long as lizards and dinosaurs. Dinosaurs. No, because the dinosaurs would have stood on them all the time. I mean, they would have stood on any. That's a ridiculous. notion. So of course they didn't last the dinosaurs. It would have stood on anything, you're right.

They're massive. Yeah, and the cold Tasman Seas kept them out ever since. Do you think it was just an update pack in the Earth simulation? Snakes. Well, like, we got patched. Yeah. Someone was like, we don't want snakes here. We did some new animals. Yeah, downloadable content. Yeah. But I tell you what, now that they don't have snakes, we can get them a whole lot of ground birds. Yeah.

And birds that wouldn't have survived the snakes. The tallest dinosaur was about 60 feet tall. Can you put that into a building? Can you put that into a building? Can you do that in a building? 60 feet tall. Six-story building. 20 metres. Six-story building.

That's tall. That building over there, over the road from us. That's how big a dinosaur was. So it would have stood on a snake, no doubt. No troubles. But it would have stood on, that's ridiculous in a say, it would have stood on anything that was smaller than it. Including snakes.

Including snakes. So nothing smaller than that would have ever existed. No. No. But then it's so big, the snake can move in areas that it's got nothing to do with. Why there were no snakes? Right. Trampled them.

What about the Tuatata? That was around. It wasn't. You'll find it wasn't. It definitely was. It wasn't. Now, New Zealand's got a no snake policy. You're not allowed snakes.

But then also, when they do show up, they get all, don't smash it with a spood. So because it's under the Department of Conservation, a class of them as a vagrant native species. So they're protected under the Wildlife Act of 1953, exactly like a Kiwi or a Tuatata. I'm sorry. harass or possess so much as part of one without a permit.

I would easily... Yellow belly. Loserly, I would easily spade one of those. There's no one. You would too, Vaughn, you've spayed with a couple of, you know, pests in your life. I'd spade a, but it's not a pest, it's a native, but I would, but apparently... It's a snake though. They're likely to, when they wash up on our beaches, because I remember there was one down

Fakatane start of the year? Oh yeah. They do mostly put them out of their misery because the water's... too cold for them and they wash up in the beginning stages of snake hypersemy. Misery business. It's too late for the paranormal. It's too late for the...

It's too late for... My God, that was a longer. That was so... That was nearly an hour ago. It was a misery business putting snakes down. No, no. Vaughn's was better the first time and it's shameful you've tried to go. It's wild.

It's terrible. Yeah. Also, you get used to the water. You're just going to stay in, move around. You know what I mean? Get your shoulders on to keep moving. Yeah, that's the thing. And snakes don't have shoulders.

so they can't get their shoulders on. You've got to keep moving. You're going to keep moving. That's the trick, of course, they're not getting too cold. So, yeah, most of the time they will be, there'll be a mercy killer. Do they breathe underwater? Sea snakes.

Yeah. They've got little tanks. Yeah, no, but they can't. They can't have tanks because they don't have shoulders. What is the tank? The only thing's stopping them. Hook two, you idiot. They don't have tanks.

What's taped around, Haley? They don't have tape. How'd they peel the tape? How'd they find the end of the tape? They've got no bloody fingers. Sea snakes do not. They've just got to lay one of those little James Bond ones. Yeah.

That's just all in the mouth, compressed their sea snakes cannot breathe under water the way fish do because they lack gills. And most surface to breathe air. Oh my God. How embarrassing to lack both legs and gills. And shoulders. And shoulders. You're such a loser. So embarrassing snakes.

You know, actually, what you're doing there is illegal, you're not allowed to harass them. So I'm going to need you to assure a formal apology to the yellow snakes. I have formally apologised the yellow snakes. I'm sorry. harass you. Thank you very much. It's at my nature. I appreciate that.

Does radio harassment count? Or is it just like on the beach? Public harassment? Yes, of course it does. Maybe even more so. We're using our platform to publicly harassing. You're broadcasting a harassment of a snake. Yeah, okay.

This is an abuse of my job. Yeah. Stupid snake. Okay. So our today's fact of the day is despite the fact that we're always saying we've got no snakes, we actually do have some native snakes. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. A doodoo do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do.

Now I have this lock. Here's a situation. I am supposed to be emptying out my garage, going through my life and disposing of things that no longer serve me. This is a combination, a three-digit comment, four? Four? Four-digit combination. It's bright grain. Yeah.

So I'm supposed to be sorting my garage out because I'm. going to convert it and into a lair. An underground evil layer. Fantastic. It's one of one of those. I'd love it. A real sign you're doing quite well

in the current economy that you can afford a lair. Oh yeah, your friends come over. No, I'm doing well for myself. Yeah. Oh, well done. She's got an evil layer. She's doing very well for herself. Do you guys want to hang out in the TV room

or pop down to the lair? Oh, the lair every time. So I'm supposed to be going through this garage and being ruthless and I'm just too emotional with it all. I can't do it. So what I've decided to do and said is I'll just get a storage unit as a place holder for a couple of months. Put it all in there,

deal with it when I have emotional capacity. So I got this storage unit sorted out and they're like you need a lock. And I was like, oh, I don't have a lock. And you can buy one here and I was like, no, I'm not buying one here. Surely in this garage I'd find a lock. So yesterday I was like, we'll get this lock

on this storage unit and I found this lock in my mum's car. And I was like, this will be it. Perfect. Right? So how much just that? of interest how much was the lock at the storage unit place? 10 bucks or something?

Probably would have just paid that. I mean, or stopped at a hardware store on the way home and got one the same one for like eight bucks, but they'll get you with the convenience fee. Yeah, yeah, for sure. But now, the only problem is, I can't, I don't know the code. And I messaged my mum and like every password to everything that she has, she can't remember it either. Oh, it's written down in a notebook.

Now, I've tried some obvious things. One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. days? I tried 0000000 If I go to But it's open That's the weird thing

Yeah but it's jammed You know so I've got to get the code To get closed So I've put 2406 Which is my dad's birthday That doesn't work Now I always thought it was those ones To reset them

You can't spin it all the way around There are 10 What about you do it here Possible Possible possible combinations For this lock Well how many hours left Of the show do we have

I tried funny ones I tried 69 69 69. I don't think Patsy's a 69 69. You don't think Patsy's 69? I don't think she's a funny lot girl. Oh, I think she is. I think she's a... What was the last four digits of your phone number growing up? 8133.

What's Patsy's PIN number? Where do we put it straight down here? I know it. Have you tried Patsy's PIN number? Yeah, and I tried mine because she knows mine because she's got my card over in bloody turkey, pain for her teeth. What have you got there? No, that was 833. That was the child. Yeah, because when you get it, you can push Oh, hold on. What are you just turning it around?

That lock seems broken, Haley. I don't know. Why don't you just buy a proper lock? I refuse. I'm sort of invested in the journey of getting this lock combination. You're going over, oh, do you need the lock before you leave? Yeah, I've got to put stuff in the storage unit. Because I was going to say that would pass the time on a flight.

10,000 possible combinations. One, one, one, one. No, you'd start with zero zero. Have you not tried zero zero zero zero zero. You've got tried these. Why would you have it as 0-0-0-0-0? You've broken it. Yeah, I think I might have broken your lock.

But then that's a sign of a bad lock. Yeah. Because all I did was just... No, that's bad handling. Yeah, it wasn't great handling. I just thought I could outsmart the lock, but all I've done is out-muscle the lock. Right.

Well, it's a cheap lock. You shouldn't be putting your valuables in a storage unit with a crappy... Did you try one, two, three, four, just that of interest? Yes, she did. She did. Surely, she didn't. I didn't. I just thought my mum would have set this.

Why would it be in her car? You know what I mean? So there's got to be something related to Pats. Yeah. Can you try 1-107? That's her birthday, 11th. Right. Thank God this wasn't on anything locked.

No, I know. God, does that work? You just cut it off, wouldn't you, rather than trying 10,000 combinations. Well, I think maybe I just might get some cable ties on it for now. I'm not buying a new lock. I'm going to figure this out. The ZDM Podcast Network

Well, see-through loafers Have appeared at Paris Fashion Week You don't have me at any part of that sentence No, I don't have me at any part of that sentence either. Loafers. I've never seen either of you in a loafer. God no, and you won't. I was just accused of wearing ridiculous boots in the kitchen just now.

They are ridiculous. I would rather wear these ridiculous boots because God knows anything could happen at any minute and we're going to need steel caps in the apocalypse. And then who will be laughing? Who's going to be laughing? Foreign Ellen Smith. We're not even to be smushing like alien invaders.

Yeah, so this has happened. This has happened. Paris Fashion Week. They are, how would you describe them, Haley? They're like... Fugly? Yeah, they're ugly. So it's Eve St. Laurent that have done this

as part of their menswear collection. And it has horrifying. I mean, it's got people... The whole idea is to get people talking, right? It's kind of like, who does that? Balenciaga. Oh, yeah. They make stuff almost to rage bait.

I think these. are the most hideous things I've ever seen in my entire life not only because they're see-through and you can and I don't mean see-through in like a cool 90s jellies way I mean see-through in that it's like you've wrapped a plastic yeah you know shies around them and they're like pointed toe I wouldn't yeah I wouldn't even say loafer

I'd just say it's like it's like pointed toe it's a dress shoe a dress shoe a see-through loafer it's a see-through town shoe yeah it's it's horrendous I can see every bit of your toe I mean if you're into feet people people might like them if you're in quite horny yeah if you're into feet Pits and a little feet. You got a little foot, finish.

My thing would be, and this was an issue, there was a while we, like, see-through high heels were a thing, and you'd have them, like, zipped up. Yes. But people's feet were steaming them. So kind of like when you would have, like, a roast chock, you know, a bachelor's handbag, and the bag gets all kind of frosted and sweaty and condensation.

Yuck. But people looking at them and being like, ooh, that's your hot foot. And then you just get. would rub up against it and no. St. Laurent you know what I mean? Like shoes I feel like we're done with them like in terms of

we've got all the shoes we need. Sneakers. Yeah. Boots. Nice set of heels. A normal loafer. A dress shoe. Yeah. You know a cowboy boot. Yeah. We don't need to be changing that. I don't think we need to make this square long pointed toe. I mean imagine your feet in this. You've got

long feet. Long toes. Long toes. And then you're adding a clear point. to this. I need to hide my feet as much as possible. No, I think there'll be... It was actually a call on the show yesterday when you were saying you were a size 12 and somebody messaged me saying

you've got to call him out on the fact that he won't let foreskin count his penis length but those toes count towards his tally for his foot. You can't pull the foreskin to make it long. I thought that's absolutely a fantastic point. You're not allowed to you.

What's we measuring his foot to the pad? Well, I reckon, geez, good knock half a size off for those toes. They're monsters. You're telling me if you've got a giant overhang fory that that counts towards length. No. I'm not, but I'm just saying there's got to be some sort of equilibrium here with how you do your measuring. Well, it's that long, isn't it? I think that it's discrimination, though, against circumcised men, isn't it?

You can't pull the forre to make, to add length. Yeah, it's like these men with forskine are playing off the ladies' teeth at a golf, and we have to start back. It's not that much of it. It's not that much of it. You know, zoom out far enough on a golf course as well. It's not that big of difference. Yeah, exactly.

I'm just saying everything's relative long toes. The Z&M Podcast Network. Play ZDM's Fletchhorn and Haley. Sam Fender, Olivia Dean, on ZM, Flechforn and Haley. The show thanks to Kimmiss Warehouse. The charity drivers are on now support Life Flight with selected purchases. 14 past 9. Producer Shannon lives in Meff Manor.

In the lift, she found an entire spilled bag of rice. Just sat there. Has the rice been cleaned up? I can't remember. No. No, it's still there. The big pile's gone, but the remnants are very clear. Scattered.

I'm just like a cup. Bits on each floor. I sent a photo of it to my boyfriend, and he said, did you take some? Yeah, I get a cup in there. And I'm like, times aren't that tough. I like this about your boyfriend. Rinse it. He's budget conscious.

Take it and put it aside just for drying rice. You know, next time something falls in water that shouldn't go on water. You need some rice on hand. You don't have to waste any of your precious Jasmine. Yeah. Well, I know no shortage of calls because we want to know when you spilled a large amount of something. Holy moly. Not a tiny or a medium amount.

We will be deciding if, in fact, you did spill a large amount. Yeah, and if you've missed the brief, I guess brace yourself. Prepare to be roasted. Let's go to Emily. Emily, what did you spill a large amount of? Well, I'll just tell you It was exhausting to clean up Yeah, she starts off with a good yolk

Oh, that was good So what, you work in the egg industry? Yes, so this was About four years ago now I worked for the company for like three years Okay So you've got a 12 pack of eggs Yeah

And then a box is 12, 12 packs of eggs 144 Yeah Yep I dropped four of them Four boxes. Oh, wow. It was when I very first started.

I tell you, by the end of it, I could do, like, on a trolley, I could do four, four boxes across without them falling. But when I first started... Wait, so you're telling me, 576 eggs. I had to get out the calculator for this one. Four boxes of 144? Yeah, and that's nothing. Like, a pellet would be, like, a four by four. Oh, no.

Man, that's worse. So did you panic in your son? Well, let's just make a big scramble, guys. Scramble, get some chives in this thing. Yeah. What does it just get ridden off? Yeah, it gets written off. So I write it down on my little book and I send it to my boss and they say, hey, this happened.

And they go, okay. I mean, accidents happen, you know. And this was just before the big, you know, like no more caged eggs all bar. That's right. Yeah. So, yeah. So, yeah. So, yeah.

So, sadly, sadly, those chicken suffered for nothing. Yeah, they suffered for nothing. True free-range one. True free-range eggs there. Emily, thank you. Matt, good morning. What did you drop a large amount of? Good morning.

So, I was actually two of them. One was 100 litres of engine oil, but this one's actually better. This is it I was learning to be a forklift driver when I was about nine years old back in the 90s when health and safety was minimal. Yeah. And I stuck the fork of the forklift into one of those large cages. which was full of one ton of PVA glue. This is brilliant. This is brilliant.

Oh my God, did you roll it up into a ball on your hand? Make it a fake skin? No, it went across all over the concrete floor of the transport warehouse and literally took about seven to eight months to clean up continuously. Dude! That's on you! Oh my God, you did that. And you were nine?

Yeah, my parents owned the transport company, so I was just a... Oh, no. I was helping out, you could say, but yeah, so I think it was around about 800 litres of PVA glue went across the floor of the transport. Good Lord. I'd just sprinkle some glitter down and just leave it. There's a new flooring.

Let that dry. Cut out photos of Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or some newspaper, paper mash. Yeah, okay. Yeah. So all these options. It's unbelievable.

Because a similar story, a mate used to work as a truck driver and said someone put the fork through a bladder of wine. Oh, go, I go, go, go, go. Like, and like a huge bladder that was inside a container. Oh, that's like kind of thing. Yeah. And everyone on their hands and knees. Yeah, yeah, sucks.

Slurping up the chardonnay. Oh, Matt, you knowty boy. Thank you. Dana, what did you spill a large amount of? Well, it wasn't me. It was the dog. And I actually found up a couple of weeks ago about our notorious dog. Oh, yes.

I remember you. Content, content, content from this dog. Thank you for the content. So she likes to get into everything, and this time I was cleaning out the pantry, and I'd left all the dry goods on the bench thinking they were safe while I had to go and do this sport run, because she wouldn't normally get into, like, cans of food or dry goods, but no, she dragged a full bag of five kilos of flour

down the entire length of our hallway with our brand-new black carpet. Oh, my God. And then a full party of flour in our daughter's bedroom because she takes all the food to the daughter's bedroom because the daughter is who feeds her. Oh, that's so cute. It's cute, though. Oh, no.

It was not fun to clean up. That was quite a few Dyson vacuum loads. I reckon that would have screwed your Dyson too. It really is. I've got a new Dyson since. Because if you had even a hair of my... moisture in there. That's paste. Yeah, it's paste on your new

carpet as well. Dana, thank you. Great story. Graham, what did you spell a lot of? Well, let me paint you a picture. There we go. There we go. Go ahead, Graham. I love this. What will he say next? It's a paint brand.

When I was in the Navy. What I was explain my joke. Sorry, Graham. We'll just get you to restart because the boys are making terrible puns. I'm sorry, because people might not know that Wattle is a paint brand for. Yeah, what will say next thing? Really liked it.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, so I was in the Navy, and I was painting the outriggers on the mast of the ship. The outriggers are white. Yeah. And I had a 10-liter pail of paint, so not a huge amount of paint hanging from the outrigger. And as I moved backwards, I tipped it with my foot.

Now the outriggers sit about 12 to 15 meters above the grey deck of the ship. Oh no. And needless to say it took me about two clean sacks of rags, 8 litres of thinners, and about four hours to clean the white paint of the grey deck. It would have gone everywhere. What a mess. Oh, yeah. I've seen what you've done there.

Yeah, I was working on that. I was working on. Were you working at a workshop on a little or something? That was a duelux story? No, no, no, no, no. That was shit, Graham, don't laugh at it. Don't laugh at that. That was crap for me.

Graham, thank you. Let's go to Nicole. Nicole, what did you spill a lot of? So when I was working at the milk factory plant, I ended up lifting on the hoist of 1,000 KGs of milk powder. Okay. Was it blue top? or green top?

Pretty much it gets exported to go overseas, but it was blue top. Just for my imagination. It's a visual layer. And I forgot to hook it up to the pipe at the bottom, which sucks it into the machine where it mixes. And a thousand kgs of milk powder went everywhere. Oh, that's...

Absolutely everywhere. I was in it to my niece. and I'm yelling out. You're thinking. Quick sand. You're like, I'm totally experiencing quicksand. And they're like,

you're stuck. I'm like, I'm stuck all right. You try to spit and then drink her. You know what I mean? Like, it drinks a way out of the milk.

A milk quicksand. Yeah. Oh, Nicole. Maybe the rice should join in with the milk to make a rice pudding or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're up to love. Or maybe the cocoa factory

could have a leak into the rice and the milk to make some kind of cocoa pudding. Like an onion. Like an onion. Betty's pudding. Yeah. A rice pudding. And then a Milo factory

could have an explosion. Yeah, yum, yum. Rane down Milo. Yeah, love this stuff. Nicole, thank you. Some messages. I'mundated. Where do you even start?

Somebody said that they put a forklift through a bladder, they call it. Yeah. In the wine industry. Yeah, yeah. And spilled a whole lot of pin on wire. I couldn't drink that much noir.

Now, if that was a save or a Prosecco, you'd be in there. With a cup. That's just a glass with a steak. Yeah. It is. It's beautiful.

Or a glass by a roaring fire in central Otago. I could do a couple of those. You know, I'm actually heading dear you on this weekend. Are you? And there's a lot of snow forecast this weekend. I might pop myself with it with a pin on wab or a roaring fire. Are you going to go to Emis Field? Who knows, darling?

No. I smash five. No, I'm on a budget. He's going for a divorce, Haley. No. So the answer is no. Oh, God, I would. I was working at a dairy factory.

I dropped one ton of cheese sauce from 12 meters high. And when everywhere we had to shovel it out. My nickname, Bree Larson. That's good. That's really good. Okay, very clever. You're in this factory and all this cheese sauce. Are you just going to scoop up a handful and have a lick?

Yeah. Yeah, I would. I'll just lick a finger. Yeah, a lot of these I'll get down. Are you allowed to do that when technically it's nacho cheese? I dropped a crate full of... I don't want to laugh at that, but I am because it's pretty good. I dropped a crate full of mixed spirits,

about 10 bottles at 5.30 in the morning when opening the cafe restaurant I worked out. It smelled like a walking Long Island iced tea. I was going to say, being long island ice tea here. Yeah, for the rest of a 13-hour shift. Jeez. I tipped over a trailer load of cauliflower

that have just been harvested through the fresh market. I sent a photo to your Instagram for reference. Get our eyes on that? That would be a lovely, I don't want to do your job, Shannon, but that would be a great on today's pod. One of those out of content sometimes. Don't tell me how to do my job. She just said no.

I thought that would be a great social post. Would that not be? I think it's shit. Are you telling me. She's the social producer. Are you telling me cauliflower aren't. Sexy content? Sexy content.

We're having a lot. I'm looking at it. Oh, that's a lot. Someone said, how much dog poo was a large amount. I was walking my dead dog and she wandered off. I'm assuming alive at the time of stuff. story. In order to gain her attention, I threw a sealed bag of dog poo at her.

Unfortunately, I miscalculated thrust versus distance, and the bag flew up in the air and landed in a tree over the path. I was unable to retrieve, said, so scarpered. Always wonder who was walking underneath when the biodegradable bag gave up the ghost. Have a great day. Fantastic. Now, I would say that's not a large amount, but great story. It's not a large amount, but great story, yes.

Let us laugh. Zat-M podcast network. Silly little poll. Do you exercise on holiday today? That's what we've asked you. Yeah, I saw an article about people going to Bali and Bali run clubs. They go early after the doctor. The yoga's and the Pilates and stuff in the...

Georgia who's in, has the day show coming up on ZM radio from 10. Make sure you're listening, yes. You exercise daily, right? Yeah, and on holiday. And on holiday? time? Yeah, all the time. Actually, when I've been to Bali, I'll go to those big fancy gyms that they've got there.

You're talking to the minion, not the microphone. Get rid of that dumb. That's better. I was going to say, I couldn't hear myself. There was a magnetic minion. You've got to get rid of the minion crap around here. This is our studio. You've got to your own studio. Look at the craps around in your studio. Everywhere.

How creepy. Anywho. Whereas I will exercise every day. Then when I go on holiday, even when in four weeks, I hardly exercise at all. That's surprising. See, I exercise very sporadically. And when I'm on holiday, I don't exercise. So we're all different.

Yeah. You might go for a run, eh? Sometimes. Not really, but yeah, sometimes. I think there's a great way to run through the city and see the city. How are we friends? Like, I just, there's nothing in common. A great way to get your phone mug as well.

And you just end up doing lots of walking on a holiday, don't you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You do, but you also don't. Like I've had my watch on and been like, I've walked around the city and you're like, I've done hardly any of them. You're like 7,000 steps. You're like, oh, okay. Right. Well, 61% of people said no, they don't exercise on holiday and 39% of people said they do.

Okay. For me, says Megan, holidays are for getting fat on new yummy foods and having fun and getting extra aura points to those who make time. Oh, but extra aura points to those who make time to exercise. Cura. Cura. Yeah, Noura. Luis says, I exercise my right to silence the numpdies. Okay.

Okay. Yes, literally the only time I have energy and time to be super active is when I'm on holiday, so I will exercise. Actually, fair enough, if you've got a busy work life, when you're on holiday, you're like, actually, I've got a bit of space, I might do a bit of a stretch. Also, when there is a lot of eating and drinking, it does feel kind of nice to just have a little bit of sweat. I just don't suffer the same guilt, I guess. Lovely.

I eat, drink, and don't exercise, and I'm like, see again tomorrow. Yeah. Don't mind a scenic run to a coffee spot, says Juliet. Hold on holiday. I walk like 2,000 steps a day, says Anna. Jesus, that one really came from nowhere. He sneezed. The pits are hell.

Yeah. Open up to swallow me with that sneeze. I think I've thrown my back out. Oh, no, darn. Oh, boy. Get down to be exegesis. Get him a weetting. I need it all.

Casey says, I voted no, but what about adult fun times? Usually there's a bit of extra of that on holidays and that. Exactly. There actually is. Cardio. Don't you. Georgia. Georgia.

Please, we don't need to know. Georgia. Oh, so you agree that it would happen for me? I love this. No, I'm not having any sex on holiday. Not outside of your sanctioned once a month, missionary only. Natalie says... With her husband.

Just a clarify. Correct. Eyes open so you can't imagine anybody else. Yeah. Even blinking is like, who are you thinking about? Who are you thinking about? Who are you thinking about? Who are you thinking about?

I am ugly. I have to say, but that's the most off-putting thing. If I had my eyes open or home, I'd be like, shocked. It's closed. You've got to get into it. You feel the mood. Anyway, we don't even, wait. You're close your eyes to hold it and try what you're in front of you.

What are you? Six. It's a little cold tomorrow. Six, eyes open or closed. No, it's a open close, open close. Yeah, but majority close. You're not like this. I mean, if you, no, you can have your eyes open because then if you make them,

if you do something that makes them shut their eyes. Well, that's what I mean, and then their eyes are closed. So how long's it taking you to make them shut their eyes? That's the problem. She doesn't blink. One day. I hope to. She doesn't blink.

One day I hope. One day he hopes to make a woman blink. Yeah. Yeah. We're distracted today. An excellent excuse to get away from the kids. We're back to talk about exercising on holiday. Not sneaking away so Georgia can shut her eyes the entire time.

I was in Fiji a couple of weeks ago. See it Adam and you could tell that everyone hated the insufferable couple that ran around the resort every morning. Oh, yeah. Not around the resort. Not around the resort. Poses. You're going to see them so many times. That's George.

Yeah. Poses. Have you actually run around the resort? Well, in Fiji, that's all you really do is run through the resort. You run around the golf course and then you run around the resort. You literally just sit on your fat ass by the pool and order another cocktail. What do you mean? That's all you do.

We do life so differently. In the morning. And then you have the cocktails, guys. Come on. I'm going to force my children to be the run while we're on holiday family one day, said Kate. Oh, mom. My husband does. He told me he was going for a 10K run.

woke up to him still gone and he did a cheeky half marathon. Oh, geez. That is cheeky. That's what he said he did. Oh, I beg your pardon. Beg your pardon. Do you exercise on holidays today, Sir Little Pol? 39% of you said yes.

Play ZM's flesh, for him and haley. Men, maybe, let's hate historically. Not all men, blah, blah, blah, blah. No, not all men, okay. We can start there. But historically, you would say men were more often encouraged to live a player lifestyle, have a bit of a roster

on the go, maybe be less inclined towards monogamy there's a big shift. Men are going full monog. Full monog in 2020 sucks. Men are reportedly ditching the multi-date

roster culture and choosing one person from date one. They'll go match, date, see it to its completion, whether that's marriage kids in a mortgage or just one date and it didn't go very well. I don't think they are. And they'll do this.

Yeah. Or are they just saying they are? This is just a debate that sparked online. A lot of people chiming in. There was a guy goes by the name of Marcus, not his real name, at 28 years old, says juggling two people got too stressful, felt like cheating even when commitment wasn't locked in. A dating coach, Luann Ward, fabulous name.

It just reeks of class. Says the apps put men on a rejection treadmill. endless swiping, they're like, uh, it just overwhelms them. So they're going back to, uh, monogamous.

Yeah. I can get everyone's, everyone's over it, eh? It's quite fun. I talk about this in my show Sprowl on the Proud, the roster.

It's quite, I enjoyed it greatly. I mean, it was fun for you because you were newly single, but for people that have been on the apps on and off between relationships.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was your first time on the apps. Yeah, for sure. Which is insane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I did go insane. I lost them. my goddamn mind.

But yeah, I suppose if you are looking for something deeper, people are just refocusing on the monogog, which, you know, I've made my feelings about monogamy clear. Right. How's that going for you? Just think as animals we, it's not natural. Yeah, yeah. You know, there's so many fun things to see.

But, you know, if you want to. See and do. See, do. Yes, so many fun things to see and see. But also, you know, get out there and find love and good on you. We're getting rid of the roster. Good luck with that. And Fletch, your take on the, on the monogamous?

I don't think people are doing that. Monogamy, you're actually, you're calling this study bullshit. I'm calling it. But he's also not running a roster. Slightly. He's haphazard. Sort of. Oh, you don't think, yeah, not a planned roster in rotation.

No, no, no. He's an agent of chaos. Yeah, for sure. You know, just an atom bouncing around. Yeah, yeah, a boing, boing, where do I land? Okay. It's a different word for a roster. Look at you. We're proud of your home.

I counted 79 all rights today. Fletcher, I believe that's a new personal record. Oh, fuck off. How many of those did you count? 79 of those too. All right. Well, if you enjoyed today's podcast, give us a rate and review. Oh, fuck off.

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