ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 30th March 2026

Episode Date: March 29, 2026

On Today's Big Pod, 12 Tonnes of Kit Kats went missing SLP - If you find a broken egg in a supermarket, what do you do? Why Gen Z leave their phone on DND Top 6 - Naughtiest St names Women are less likely to receive CPR The rat in the bush The return of $10 Suburb What went wrong in science class? Mysterious undies The first song we ever played on Spotify Fact of the day What makes you super jealous? Bet I can guess your pets name What fell out? Not enough for the News News See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZDM Podcast Network. This is Fleshwin and Haley's Big Pod. Brought to you by Chemist Warehouse. The biggest brands at the lowest prices. Good morning. Welcome to the show, Fleege Fawn and Haley Happy Short Week. I'm wearing a cap. You are.

With my boys. That's got really bad hair. And it is back in 2026. $10. $10. Yeah, brou-bra. Have you come out of your own personal recession? Well, no, you know I was in the midst of a personal recession when $10 suburb was happening.

I just couldn't be stopped losing my mind. Yeah. So $10 suburb's back. If you didn't hear it last time, here's how it works. Randomly generate a suburb. If you're in that suburb and can prove it, $10. Immediately. Like I transfer the money from my personal bank account to yours immediately.

Our good friends at One, Ruth. Upstairs. Upstairs. Company. Synergy. How can we get on board? said, well, you simply can't add more money to the $10 suburb. That's the beauty of it.

If you make it $100,000 suburb or whatever. Boring. Boring, I mean, boring. Who wants that? What we've got is $10 suburb, $1,000 street. So before we go on here, before you tell us where you are in that suburb, there will be an envelope sealed with one street in that suburb.

When you prove to us you're in there, we open the envelope. If you're on that street, you get $1,000. Yes, I love this so much. So you're taking care of the $10 part. Oh, I ain't taking care of the $1,000 part. And what is this taking care of the $1,000? Somebody wins the $1,000.

Do you transfer that instantly? No, I don't. Okay, right. The 10 will be immediately there. And you'll get the 10 immediately. The 1,000 will take some time. They'll have to do some checks. Right. Do it?

They still write checks? No, they internet transfer, Vaughn. Do that? Yeah, they do. Well, all thanks to one roof. Well, if one roof, give me the bank account to log on and transfer it, I'd do it. I doubt they will. I doubt they will.

$10 suburb, $1,000 street is coming up this morning around 20 past 7. The top six on the way. We're dealing with naughtiest streets. There's some really naughty street names out there. The spin-off of compiled a list. Love this. A street-based show. Because it's a very street-based.

We should go get Tony and I'll sit out. We'll swap. And we'll get some streets being editor. Oh, brilliant. Sounds good to me. Next on the show, though. 12 tons of something have gone missing. It's a lot of tons.

It's a lot of tons, right? Is it 1,000 KG? 12,000 KGs, yeah, wow. Insert product here, I'll tell you. What has been heisted? Hoist? Hoist. Heasted?

Hoisted. Hoisted. Haisted. Next. The Fletchhorn and Haley, big pod. 12 tons. You like what I did there, hop, right? Hop, I missed it, sorry.

Because it's animates, hop. Yeah. Get it. Like a bun and. Yeah. No. Sorry. Was it?

Hop in store or online today. Easter bunny? Yeah. Because it's Easter. It animates and very animals. Easter for him is more about Jesus than the bunny. Yeah. Sorry.

I'm all about the chocolate. Jesus centric. Jesus centric. I'll find myself to be very Jesus centric. I wouldn't describe you as Jesus centric. 12 tons of Kit Kat bars have been heisted whilst in transit

in Europe. This equates to 414,000 Kittaks. Oh my goodness. Just regular... No. Normal ones? No. An exciting new Formula 1 Kit Kat co-lab. Oh.

Okay. Oh, did you say that our guy, our friend, Leo Lawson? Lewis. Louis. Leona Lewis. Leona Lewis. Keep breathing. Bleeding. Bleeding.

We've got all of this. Oh, I can't keep bleeding. Liam Lawson made the top ten. Yeah, I know, got some points at the Japanese Formula One. Friend of the show. I don't want to... It's kind of ever since he came on the show, he's kind of turned it around. I don't want to say, I don't want to be kind of responsible for this.

Do you think it was our intoxicatingly positive energy? Yeah. Just saying it may have been. It feels like it was. I think he's listening to the pod while he drives around. And he's like, ha ha ha ha. I am laughing out louder. With Fletchhorn and Hay.

William concentrate. He's like, googie. Yeah. So 414,000... You think he's listening to us as he drives, maybe? The podcast, on my heart. And they're like, Liam, he's like, hold on, pause. What's up?

Yeah, man, ram, ram. 414,000 kickats. Gone. That's a lot. Gone. One truck. How? Is that just how much?

It left the factory in central Italy, and it was en route to Poland. Do you think... Always blows my mind, too, that you can just drive from Italy to Poland and a truck. I know. That's crazy. It's insane, right? You just drive and you're in another country. It's so foreign to us.

Because I'm in the middle of nowhere on islands. Yeah. Yeah. Do you think in your lifetime you've eaten a truck's worth of junk food? Let you think, how many did they say? 400 something,000. 12, tons. Truck and trailer.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm imagining so. Burgers, chips, chockies, lollies, slices. Maybe you'd fill a medium truck? I'd fill a skip bin. You know what I mean? A large skip.

Yeah. I think I could have filled one of those, you know, the big skips. 12 is it 12 cubic metres? Yeah. Whenever you're going to get a skip, ladies and gentlemen, don't waste your time on a small skip. You're going to fill it up, you're going to overfill it. They're going to come and they're going to charge you the extra because it weighs too much. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You'll find stuff to get rid of and your neighbours will help. Whether you want them to or not, if you have skips outside, your neighbours are dumped some of their shit in it. 100%. So 12 tonnes of Formula 1 branded Kit Katz. So apparently each bar has a unique batch code that can be scanned. and if they show up on the black market. Yeah.

To trace the stolen goods. So, you know, what's the point? People steal, I don't know, eating them? Selling them? Yeah, surely they'd sell them on the black market. But then you couldn't buy them if you own a dairy in Europe and you get caught with these. You're screwed right?

Who's buying chocolate on the black market? People are buying like guns and drugs, aren't they? And sickies and cats. Well, chocolate's gone super expensive. Of course people are going to buy it on the black market. I do wonder if that. They thought that they were stealing a truckload of something else, though. Yeah.

When they were like, oh, they've stolen this. And you're like, they weren't aiming for that. Yeah. They get it back to the abandoned warehouse and they're like, oh, can't wait to look at the grenades. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. You'd like, ah. You'd still have one. Yeah. You'd have a break. Yeah. Have a break.

Have a. Have one of your 414,000 Kittats. The Fletchhorn and Haley, big pod. Silly little poll today is a little pole today is a little pole today is a What do you do if you're checking an egg carton at the supermarket? I notice the eggs are broken because producer Shannon bought eggs. A real conundrum. Didn't, and then got home before she knows one of the eggs was broken.

No, not only one of the eggs. Oh, multiple eggs. I had three broken eggs. And so now I'm a whole number. No, was this from the dairy or the supermarket? It was from a supermarket, which just proves my point I should only dairy. Because the dairy just has a glad wrap lid. They don't have lid.

Oh, yeah, love that. Oh, right. So I can see. But no, I don't check. I'm sorry. What? Yeah. Like a tray like that.

A tray. Glad it wrapped over. Really? Yeah. But my issue is, is when I'm at the supermarket, I'm a basket girl. I can't check my eggs. And so someone's done me dirty here. You're allowed to put the basket down.

Yeah, it's not the floor is lava. You know that, right? The basket is lava. It's a really good point. But no, and I just feel like someone set me up. I feel like someone saw there was three broken eggs and put it there. I always checked my eggs. Just last week, I opened a card and there were 11.

in there. Of a 12 pack. Or a 10 pack. Either they hadn't put the extra egg in or someone had just taken. Yes. And they took an egg out of another car. But also, do you know what I do?

I open up a 12 pack and I'll get two fingers and go boop-boop and I'll wiggle every single one because sometimes they crack on the bottom and they stick. And they stick out. Not nice. Buying 12. I haven't bought 12 eggs since I was a youth. That's crazy.

Well, how many are you buying a 6-pack? It's a late living. Okay, yeah, it is. But you've got a check because eggs now are like anywhere between 80 to a dollar an egg. I know and I just lost 50% of my eggs. I bought a six pack and three were broken. So you've been them?

Yeah, well they were stuck to the bottom of the tray. Yeah, yeah, they're not coming out. And that's the thing. You don't know how long they've been cracked for. They could be like real manky. Leaky. Could have been when they put them in the carton and the factory. Well, this is wild behavior of the results.

I'm just, I just found this figure. Dot nz is an interesting website. It charts the price of things. We've come down a little bit since the dizzy heights of August 2025 with the price of eggs, but they're still up there. Yeah, I reckon, it depends if you buy the happy eggs. Happy eggs.

By the happy eggs. The ones where they lived a beautiful day life. Don't buy the prison eggs. Don't buy prison eggs. So we asked, what do you do? Do you, A, go and tell someone. Excuse me! I did consider when I had a cardon of 11 eggs, I like, should I tell someone? And then I was like, I don't give a shit.

Yeah, to put it back. And I just put it on top of the shelf. That's a good way to get it out of circulation. I'm like, what's that to what I'm there. Two, or B, I said it with A, didn't I? B, I shut up. A, two and yellow. I go and tell someone, I shut the lid and pick another carton or I don't check my eggs. Yep. Five percent of people said I go and tell someone. Excuse me.

Born. We've got an egg. Fletch, these are some of our listeners who are doing the community of service. This is no yoke. We're dealing with a shell of a problem. 11% of people... Come on, give us one more. Chuck an egg-zillant in there.

Exil. Yeah, but I think it's not ex-solent. Yeah. It's... Some of my... Oh, no. It's a disaster spig! Loose.

The third one's always the weakest. Yeah. But then sometimes you'll get a good on the fourth, so maybe just... Yeah, yeah. Maybe keep it bubbling. Keep it growing. Keep it growing. Egg.

Like, exited. you know. You don't want to exit with a broken pack. You don't want to exit. I was about to exit. Yeah, it's loose. 966. We'll come back to it.

Yeah, you're 96696. Actually, we'll crowdsource this one. Yeah. You've got another thing that the nerdy person who alerts the authorities in the supermarket because there's a broken egg. 96696. I shut the lid and, sorry, 11% of people

don't even check their eggs. Which is wild. 85% of people shut the lid and pick another carton. Let's walk away. Yeah, I got enough on my plate. Same. I'm not dealing with this. bullshit.

Done. Someone else like Shannon will come along and buy it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Melanie said, wait a minute. People check their eggs? Yeah, hell yeah. I'm checking the eggs.

She's never pop the top pop the lid. You're paying like 90 cents to a dollar any egg, of course. Check those eggs. Are you throwing money away? Sometimes they leave one in that's had a beak. You know, a beak. A beak.

Yeah. After they lay it, they're just like hard. Yeah, yeah. Pick it? My dad. You know how he used to take holidays and just get other jobs? Yeah.

He's a workaholic. He used to drive a truck that delivered eggs. Excellent. Yeah, excellent backing. It's good, but... Excellent. Oh, it seems... We'll save it.

The palettes of the eggs are usually so terrifying watching someone with a forklet of pick up a pallet eggs. Oh, yeah. You're like, this could all go horribly wrong. You don't want to scramble them. He's good today. Funniest on the show. I hadn't even thought about...

Yeah, scramble. cooking options for eggs. Guys, we've got two doozies on the text machine. Okay, wait. So far, 9-6-9-6. We'll re-ed-pun the whole situation at the end. I move the box to the side with the lid open so other people don't pick it up, said Renee. I'm being an egg fairy for those unsuspecting non-checkers.

Okay, good. Adam said, who has a time or want to tell someone that there, that isn't even paid enough to care? Just grab another box and we move on with our day. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I said I switched him out of a different carton if they aren't too icky. Wait, so she'll rearrange the cartons. Grab a new carter, your psychopath.

Yeah. Who's in there sort of curating their own? Put it inside. If you're grabbing one and stealing eggs out of that. They'll do the rearranging of the ones that can't be silent and stuff. I take the carton with the broken egg and a good new one to the checkout. Hand them the broken one explaining I found it broken and I pay for my good ones, says Debbie. Oh, I've got a good Samaritan an hour hand.

Yeah. Now you've just given them a problem. problem. They don't get paid enough to care about that. You pass up the eggs and you say, I'm a let you fix that. Yeah. Omelet. Oh, that. Ommolette.

Yeah. Omma lit you. Oh. Like an omelet. It was weak. It was weak. I thought it was pretty good. It was clever, but your delivery was piss poor.

Do you know what I'm? Yes, that was the issue. You know you're going to say. Omelette you deal with this. You need to say omelet. Omelet you deal with this. You just came out, I'm a let you. I let you.

I can omelette you. Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. It didn't work. Aisha says, I use click-and-click, but the amount of times I've got home and found broken eggs in my cart is ridiculous. I need to start checking.

If I was going to click-and-click, I'd definitely check. I wouldn't buy eggs, click-and-cleet. I wouldn't buy produce, click-and-click. They give you the dud broccoli. They do. Little mini one. They give you the dud veg. Someone just message in, aside from the ponds.

I'm so awkward that the lady at the till checked my eggs the other day and said, there's two broken in here, and I said, oh, it's fine. I just put them home and threw them out. No. Rather than be like, well, get me a fresh set. Oh, fine.

Going back, that's like two bucks. That's a sixth of your eggs. Oh, no, it's okay. It's okay. Sarah said, wait, you're supposed to do something? Again, just put them on the thing and walk away, Sarah. You're fine. What broken egg?

I've never seen a broken egg in a carton on a shelf before. Guilty eyes? Peyton said, it has literally never crossed my mind to tell a person that the egg is cracked. No. And Stephanie said, I ain't paying for broken eggs, and I don't know who I'm going to tell of the supermarket. No one out there cares about their jobs anymore. No.

Yes, they do. Yes, they do. Okay, we've got two. I think we're going to pick the two dursies. Okay, okay, okay, okay. So you've got to do one, two. You did two. I can't remember them. And then we were looking for a third.

Okay. What was it? Excuse me. It appears to be some foul play. Oh, yeah, that's not bad. Yeah, that's good. That's not bad. Excuse me, there's some broken eggs in here.

seems I should always be chicken you're at my eggs. Chicken my eggs before I buy them. Weird moments ago you said my delivery was before. Looks like I was such a staple. I was terrible. Now where can people come and see you do comedy? Haleysprow.com for tickets to see my comedy show. She's having extra shows with delivery.

Extra shows. Extra shows. Extra shows. So I'm not surprised. What's up? What's up guys? Man, what's the deal with eggs these days? Why they always be broken like that?

I'm going to let you check these Yeah See? Okay actually When you hear it coming out of your own mouth It's a bit different Silly little poll today is What do you do if you're checking an egg cart

In the supermarket of the unit? The eggs are broken 85% of you Shut the lid at somebody else's problem The ZN podcast network This is called the one Gen ZZ habit That we should all be taking on board Oh do our Gen Zs do this? Let's find out

Shannon Carwin Do you leave your phones on Do Not Disturb 24-7? No. Not 24-7. No. But I would say... You take work calls? Yeah, I use it, I would say more than most people. Right.

I would only do it during like a movie or a show or something. I never used to be, but I'm a big fan of it. Yeah, because I've got the new phone, no need a brag, it's a work phone, don't worry. There's now AI with Do Not Disturb. So for me, I'm on Do Not Disturb every time I'm at home, but it will use AI to detect if it thinks it should push through. Oh wow. So it'll be like even if it's just one message,

they'll be like, I can tell from the tone of this, you need to see this right now. Wow, like someone's died, you should probably answer this message. Yeah, your mum sounds upset. So this is part of Gen Z's trend of digital minimalism. Yeah. Like, because it was so heavy in their lives,

from woe to go, basically. Yeah. They're a little bit sick of it and exhausted of it. And they prioritize things like health and well-being. Whereas we were like, Foreign concept. Foreign concept. So they put their phones on

Do Not Disturb 24-7 to reduce stress and boost productivity because there's this study that said it takes 23 minutes to refocus after an interruption. Now that's for a brain that works normally. Right? But if you're more prone to be distracted

or busy or whatever, it's more. So every time you're right, I'm going to do this, I'm going to sit down and do this task, I'm going to go and do this thing, I'm going to paint this thing or do that, whatever your job is, The moment you stop and look at your watch or look at your phone and go, oh, okay, reply, reply, reply.

23 minutes later in 10th and refocus. Messaging a millennial friend the other day on I message. And I quite like that. It will tell you if they are into not disturbed. Yeah, my bestie puts it in D&D way. Yeah, and then you can see so that you're not, I guess, like, why haven't they messaged me back? Yeah.

Because you can see that they're obviously just ignoring everyone, not just you. They're protecting their peace. Yeah, and I like that. And then you see that. Why, I just push through it. Well, if I see my best friend, it would always say Jess has notification silence. It was a message anyway. That gives you the option, doesn't it?

Like, you deliver this anyway? Yeah, push through. Is that an option as well? And I'm like, girl. Yeah. Am I fat? She's like, oh man, I'm like in a meeting. How do you?

But yeah, it's part of protecting their pace. They say it can be really helpful for people with ADHD who struggle to focus anyway. And everybody's got that these days. Yeah. Yeah. So do not disturb. it, I guess. Yeah, yeah.

So they're saying if it could be something bigger, you know, like if you're like really avoiding your phone, that could be something you need to address. But it's a good thing. Turn it off. Turn it off, keep your cortisol low. Keep it nice and calm like, ma'am. And if someone...

Just take a note out of chill, relax, and no anxiety. If there's breaking news or if someone's died or what... They'll get hold of eventually. Also, what are you going to do about it? Yeah. I don't know that when we were getting 15 a day about it. I like it when they're like breaking news. in All Black that's 104 that played three tests.

Sadly died. 1939 has died and you're like, who? How triggering is this? Like, ping, look. Jacinda Ardern calls 1pm press conference. I don't know how well. Let's go out because we're going to be locked up. Anyway, I'm going to do it from tomorrow.

From tomorrow? You're expecting some calls today? Yeah, yeah, busy hustle life. The Z&S podcast network. Play ZM's Flash forun and Haley. from the unmoderated comment section, this is the top six. Well, we're eating hot grass buns.

And we shan't apologize on this week of Easter. Don't ask where we got the butter from. Tis the season. Tis the season. New Zealand's Nordiest street names from A to nearly Z is a spin-off article written by Emmer Glacin. I know Emigleason. Yes.

And it made me laugh a lot. It's a list of some dirty place names, rogue place names, street names and there's a long list of them I've picked six that I really like If you want to read the rest You can go to Spinoff.competon Zid Good stuff

So this is kind of plagiarism But I've credited So it's a citation of sorts Not direct plagiarism Okay yeah well you've given them some publicity So that's probably like that Our friends at spin off Top six funny street names

Because today we're doing 10 dollar suburb of $1,000 street Yeah keep listening about 25 minutes Your chance to play and win Top six funny street names from the spin-off article number six on the list lickfold lane in hamilton lickfold lane

they knew the origins of lickfold lane they knew what they were doing when they named that how did they get away with that that's some horny developer right yeah yeah yeah yeah i don't even know where in hamilton lickfold lane hamilton uh uh uh it is in buquete oh yeah

i know where that street is that's so weird I've never known. That's true. We should have also called the top six places that are always having the streets stolen. Street signs stolen. Yeah, 100%. I knew New Plymouth had to put Shortland Street on a really tall pole.

I know there was a Holden Road that had to get on a real tall pole. But imagine you go to, you know, you're on the phone to the call center, you're getting insurance or something like, what's your address? 17-Lick-Fold Lane. Yeah, sorry. 69. 69 look-fold lane. Is there a 69?

It doesn't look like very long. wouldn't usually have 69 houses on it. Yeah. If you were 60. No, there's 69, look forward line. Yeah. Tip of the hat.

Man, that rules. That's so good. I just want to send them a letter. It says nice. Rad address, man. Yeah, they open it and it just says nice. Let's do it. Can we do that?

Can we send them a calendar mid-8-8-A-n? The producers are shaking that shanking their heads. Oh, yeah, I don't have to do it on mine time then. Number five on the list of the top six. Funny Street Nats from the Spinoff article. Pousay, And Ferryly. Four.

How was it? P-U-S-E-Y, P-S-A. P-U-S-A road. Okay, good. Carry on. P-U-S-E-Y. Yeah. P-U-S-E-Y.

P-S-A. Where do you live? I live in Pousay Lane. Fairly, Fairly, Fairly. Number one, Pousy Lane. Good pies and Fierling. Oh, the pie shop's egg. So good.

Really? Pop-down for a pines and P-S-A-R-A-R. Vohen. Carry on. Number four on the list of the top six-20 street names. In Martin, there is a street, a road with a Māori which apparently translates to Big Poo.

Big Poo Road. Love that. Yeah, take a big poo road. And at number three, we'll back it up with a little bit more of the Rio. Huru Huru Road. And there's one of these in Auckland and in Vicargo. That's Moli for Pube's. Pube's Road.

Pube's Road. Love that. Well, you've got to go down Pube's Road to get a lookfold lane. VOR. Which is just off. The corner of Huru Huru Road and Pousay, the road family.

And we can't get in trouble. It's a place. There's a street. Try. Can I complain about this? Then street names. You just try. Number two on the list of the top six funny street names from the spin-off article.

Horny Blow Road in Matacoa. Yeah, okay. Horny Blow. Horny Blow. It's only fair if you visit Lickfold to take a trip down. And Hornetville. Okay. And this isn't even that dirty.

It just cracked to be on. There's one in Clark's Beach. There's one in Hickataya and Komata. the Gobble Road is number one on the funny street names. Gobble. Gobble. Gobble Road. Gobble it up. Gobble Road. Gobble road. Wow. Love that. The ZAN Podcast Network. Do you know, no matter where in the world they are, should they suffer a cardiac issue,

like a heart attack or, I don't know, all those other cardiac issues that I'd know if I had completed my final paper of being a cardiologist. But I just stuck with sort of general media. General medicine. Women are less likely to receive CPR than men. You don't know why? You don't want to touch our boobies.

No one wants to get in trouble for touching someone's ditties. But what if I'm dying? I don't know, you might come to him and be like, get your hands off me. You're cancelled. I've never thought, like you wouldn't really think about it until there was the time. What do you?

Yeah. I've never done a first aid course, so don't look to me. No, neither. I'll give it a red, neither, but I'll give it a red hot go. You've seen enough and kind of know enough right to give it a red hot go. I'd pump away. What about the mouth to mouth? Would you do some of that on?

They've changed now. There's not much mouth action. Isn't it 30 pumps to two mouths? 30 chest pump. And you don't tongue? There's no tongue, yeah. If I wake up in your tonguing. Come on, but now I'm complaining.

I've just saved your life. Let me put a little tongue in. No tongue. It's how I get a good seal. Yeah. So they studied, this is from a 24. study but an Australian surf life-saving clubs kind of brought it back to the

forefront because they've got and this is the other thing you go to these first aid courses and the mannequins have a male anatomy. Yes. Oh they do don't they? Yes, yeah. So they've made one with boobs. What kind of boobes? Little itty-bitty bit. You're not sort of like medium

pretty good. Nice. Yeah, okay. Smithy seems quite happy. Are they squishy? Because the thing is if I'm on my back as well, they're not sat up on the chest. They're falling to the side. You know, these ones are naturals because they're going to the side as God and gravity and intended. You get a gawk, you want a gawk, man. Yeah, she'll get you guys a gawk.

Now, I will say with the mouth open, it does look like a sex doll. Oh, yes, she does. They are parting the way a natural breast shell. Great nungers. Great nungers. Great nungers on the CBR doll. I would have wanted a little bit more pigment on the nipple,

personally. No, I think that would have made it too. Yeah, because the nipples don't get it. It's a bit horny. The nipples don't matter. That's really interesting because, Yeah, I guess they have always been male CPR dolls. And then you rush over and be like, oh God, it's a woman.

You don't want to touch her boobs, so you're sort of up on the throat choking. Like she wakes up and I've got my hands on her breasts. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Straight to HR kind of thing. Yeah. You have full permission to breast me if I'm, I'd just save my life whatever it takes. Probably wouldn't. You still let me die.

I've just had a heart tape. Are you allowed to use your feet? Ooh. Could I use a stick? Staying alive. Staying alive. Could I use a broom? No, you're not going to get enough push down.

No, they're better than the end of the broom. You get a broom that way on the thing. Yeah, I suppose you could. Guys, breast me. I'm dying. That's okay. I'm dying. So, apparently, gender played a bigger role than anything. Like, your racial background didn't matter.

But if you were a woman, you're way less likely, 14% less likely. To get CPR. That's terrible. Regardless of where in the world you're, wrong. Yeah. So now there's a CPR um, um, um, um, um, uh, boobbies, but mal, mow, eyes up, eyes up, eyes up, eyes are up here. Okay. Thank you. My fake mannequin eyes are up here. Thanks. No, her eyes are shut too. The mannequin's eyes are shut. Of course, she's dead. Because she's had cardiac arrest. If she was just looking at you, if she, if she was

lying there just enjoying the sunshine, don't start pumping on the breasts. That's CPR only. If she's in distress? What if I've been invited to? Well, that's different. Do the eyes shunt though when... Yeah. They do. Sometimes in TV shows they die and their eyes are open and they do that thing.

It's kind of a sick bucket list to shut somebody's dead eyes. That's a real sick bucket list. I want to die with my eyes closed. Because I want to know if it's like easy to like if because they just gently run their hands over and they shut. I reckon if it was dead and they'd been dead for a little while you'd have to be like... Rig and mortis. I don't know if they would even shut. You'd just grab the lash I and sort of yank down.

Spit in the eye, lube it up a little. Re-moisten it. Re-moisten the eye and it might slide over the top. Permission to spin in my eye when I die. I don't want open eyes. Again, I'll use the brain. Next on the show. It's one of those hard yard brooms. Yeah.

Oh, Bryn. You're scratching her face. She's bleeding. Play Z-Ems. Flesh, one and Haley. I went away this weekend. It was my friend Shari. You know, Shari, who does my hairs. It was her. She's done our makeup before. It was her 40th birthday. Lovely.

Well, that's been. No, it's actually, it's too calm, actually. Oh, okay. We made this weekend all about celebrating her, and I went away with a lovely group of women. Just six of us, having a beautiful time. What, like an Airbnb or something? AirB, a batch up near Matakana by the beach.

How quickly did you turn on each other? Within minutes. Yeah. We actually did mob wife theme as well, So there's lots of leopard print, lots of furs and whatnot. Oh, I love that. Yeah, so I turn up, some of them had been there on the Friday. I turn up on Saturday morning and there's screams.

And I come, and there's a balcony looking down. I come out and they said, hey, you've got to deal with this problem. There's a rat. I was like, a rat. They're like, there's a rat. That's my impression of Justine Smith. There's a rat. And I go over and look at this rat and there's a guy and there's a little rat.

And he's on his legs like this. And I went, to frighten him off into the bush. And he doesn't move. And he's looking poorly. You said he's like this. Is he up on his back legs? No, no, no, sorry. He's on his tummy.

So is it like he's been taken by a cat but he hasn't died? Yeah, maybe. Or like he's been poisoned. Yeah, the later stage is poisoning. And then I was like, okay, poor guy, we don't have to deal with this. But I go upstairs and I get distracted

by making margaritas for the group with the slushy, which, by the way, it's your custody, it's your weekend. Wait, when am I ever getting the ninja slushy? Well, you've just emptied your house. Well, you're going to set it up in your storage unit today. Yeah, I'm like you're no friends. Go down to national storage and have a couple of margots. Excuse me, I will have a margarita storage party.

Yeah, that's pretty, that's actually cool. Yeah, you would. I'd come from a lot. Although there's not much room now that my furniture is in there. But anyway. Yeah, right. Anyway, so I go up and get distracted by margaritas and they said, did you kill the rat? And I said, oh my God, no, I didn't.

And they're like, you have to, me. Why are you, though? I had the most strength. Kanoa Lloyd, useless, I'll say it. And so I go down and I find a spade. and I'm... Haley! No, no, no, this thing is suffering, greatly.

Yeah. He's really having a hard time and I was like, I'm going to channel my friend Vaughn Smith and I'm going to put this poor thing out of its misery and I'll spade it in half and we'll just be done with it. In half? Spade it in half. I would have gotten the head off.

If you spade it in half, it'd have probably be like, and it will not kill it immediately. Well, it didn't matter because they come down. It's on its back. Like this. It's like full, like cartoon dead. It's on its. back, little paws up.

And of course, you're like, I can't give it CPR, it's got breasts. It's got breasts, I'm not touching that rat's breasts. Yeah. And you were like, I got the spades, so I'll just go, shook. No, but then we're like, we can't just leave it there. You know what I mean? It might attract more rats. He's just there by...

Well, he's going to have a funeral, of course, so the other rats will come. We did a little tongue. If word gets out. Yeah, yeah. So, at this point... What did you have him, like, lying in the lounge for a week in his sleep beside? Yeah. It's an open counselor.

No, well, we sung a small writer. Well, please let us know when the unveiling is. I'd love to. Yeah, you'd love to attend. No, we hit him with a tearoja. And then beloved friend and journalist, Kate Rogers. Hey, Roger? Roger.

I stuck on the east on. I know. Yeah, so we used to call John Key, John Keys. John Keys. I still do. John Keys. I do. And Christopher Luxem's.

So Kate's there, and she said, we'll shovel him up and we'll fling him into the bush, and let nature take care of him. So we're tearohorhing him. all the women are from the balcony, the whole thing. And then we get him onto the spade and Kate just goes, instead of sort of swinging him into the below, she flings him high into the bush

where he proceeds to land on a branch. Oh, stuck in the tree. Kind of perfectly bent over like a branch like this, hanging. There's his tail. He was like slung over a branch. No, you've got to be. He got one of them.

sky funerals that I want. Yeah. Where they used to build a pyre and chuck you on top and the vultures had come down and eat you. Well, there were huge birds everywhere because we're in this beautiful native bush. That's why you should have buried him because if he's poisonous

and someone starts eating this rat. Yeah, I mean, look at him. He just, he absolutely just hanging out. And then the next morning I went down to see if like a bird had taken him or something like that. But no, he's still there, just rest swinging. Okay, yeah, right. You know, like those motivational posters

hanging there. That's the pose. He's just like, ah. Hang in there as you're like, yeah. Who launched him? Kate Roger. That looks like it was quite quite high. Mate, she huffed it. She's got guns on me.

She's back like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Woof, like a tribus shale, whatever those things are called. And then everyone was like, why'd you do it like that? Why don't you just heave him into that little down bit? Nah, she's like, he deserved better. I just want to know how long he's going to stay there for, hanging. Do you know when as a kid, there was a dead possum and a tree on the Minanah's road.

And it became a thing every time I stayed with Nana. In autumn, years, that possum skeleton remained up there. Years. Like for years later in autumn, when all the leaves fell off the tree, you could still see it in the fork of the tree. We're thinking of making this a regular, so we're going to go back for a winter trip. I'm hoping that the rat is still hanging in there.

Just hang in there. Just hang in there. If you're finding it tough on Monday, hang in there. The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Flashfallen and Haley. It is back. Vaughan's $10 suburb.

All thanks to one roof. It's now $10 suburb. $1,000 streets. Explain the rules, Vorney. So I'm about to read out a randomly generated suburb, and then you call if you're in that suburb. That's how simple it is, and you win $10 after going through some real points of having to prove it. Yeah, like you've got the NZ post suburb map.

You'll tell me whereabouts you are, what you can see. I'll probably go to Street View, have a little bit of a gander, ask some questions. Great. I know last time we asked people like the color of fences and roofs from Street View. So, yeah, there is a rigorous check to make sure that you're not lying. Yeah. And that would normally be it.

You would personally transfer $10. And then Fletch and Haley have to sit on the phone as I painfully ask you to give me your bank details. I'll transfer you $10 for being in that suburb. However, one roof, we're like, we love this because we sell houses and you'll never. You ever guess where houses are. Yes. Yeah. Oh, they're on straight.

They're in suburbs. Can I only disable one, if you are browsing for homes, for sale or rent, use the one roof app, download now. Do you know, I use one roof all the time. I'm not even looking. I knowsy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's the best.

It's the sexiest. Yeah, it is the sexiest. So then that would trigger the next round where I open an envelope. And if you're on that street, you win a thousand dollar sinks of one roof. Hit it. That is the random suburb generator noise. God, what a machine. Rickerton in Christchurch is today's suburb.

So call me right now, 0,800 dial Z.m, if you're in Rickerton, and you're willing to prove it. You can be living in there, you can be passing through. I love this. I love this so much. You can be on Rickerton Road, but you better be within the boundaries. If you're on Rickerton Road, but you're in the next door suburb. We played this last year for two or three weeks. And I feel like it was only one or two times we didn't get anyone.

It was because we didn't know we didn't broadcast to that town anymore. Yes. And someone was like really close and they were listening on I-Heart, but there was a delay and they didn't even got through. Yeah, damn. So I don't want upper-ricketing, by the way. I know people are going to be like, Armey. You're an upper-ricketed, baby.

You've got to be on my Ricketts. Sarah has called through. Good morning, Sarah. Good morning. Now you are claiming to be in Rickerton right now. I am. I've just gone on to Clarence Street. Okay, well, we'll ask you to pull over on Clarence Street.

Let's just look on the map there, Vaughan. Make sure that's in Rickerton. Clarence Street from start to end is in Rickettin, but we're going to need to prove it. Worri about some Clarence. What are you at the corner of? We're at the corner of Elizabeth Street in Clarence Street. Sorry, Sarah, who's we?

My son and I. Oh, hello, son. Hi. He's probably going to want some of this money for lollies. Oh, yeah. Yeah, hi-I bet he does. Okay, what can you see? Tell me about where you've...

So you've pulled over, you say? I have pulled over. I can see Westfield, same a yes. Yeah, but you've said that if you're a Rickerton because Rickerton Westfield is quite a... I mean, I'm sorry, Sue, I don't want to doubt you. What number house are you outside? Oh, I think it's 134.

134. Okay, let's look on the Google Mac here. I'm just popping down the road to 134. On the street view. That's an interesting move, Rooketon. the numbers on I don't like when streets like the numbers right opposite

each other down the line I live on a street like that it's so annoying okay you're at 1 3 4 oh yeah me too yeah that really does my tits in they should reorder it

yeah I reckon reorder it yeah they should reorder you ever on a fresh number yeah okay you're outside 134 yes

describe the fence for me it's a wooden brown fence and there's lots of flanks yeah plants in front of it.

Yeah. Yeah. Is that what you're seeing for? That's what I'm seeing. Now there's a sign. Oh. You should be parked. Well, unless someone's knocked it over because this is street view,

someone could totally have honed down that street and not go to the sign. What does the little sign on the footpath say right outside that house you've just described? Oh, I can't see a sign on the footpath. Oh, good. Sign's probably gone. Signs probably gone. That's put down to my mind. How many letterboxes are down the side of that driveway?

Oh, this one, I'm just outside of, um, it's just a single, Lead of up. Vaughn, are you... Is that not matching up? Are you saying Sarah's a liar? I'm not a liar. It could be... They've written on this and Sharpie.

So they... For it could be a nine. Okay. Well, she described the fence. So are you happy to award her the $10, Vaughn? I'm happy to award her the $10. $10? We're awarding the $10.

Maybe they've taken down on the letterboxes. You can replace the boxes. Oh, okay. Well, sometimes Street View can be years old as well. I should say on here. It was captioned in April 2025, so a year old. Okay, okay. Now, Sarah, congratulations.

You have won $10 for $10 suburb, but now producer Shannon is bringing into the studio an envelope. $10 suburb $1,000 street. You are on Clarence Street? Yes. Now, what street did you just turn off? So I came off Whiteley as Oh you'd be gutted if it's Whiteley

You'd be gutted if that was the winning street Okay now this has been generated before Before you called Before we even started this segment Vaughan is opening the envelope So $1,000 street today If that says Clarence So what street are you on?

Clarence Street Clarence Street Vaughan The $1,000 Street is painfully close but you're not on it. It's Mandeville Street today. It's two streets over. You're two streets away from winning the $1,000, Sarah.

Mike. Oh, next time. Next time, next time. Well, congratulations. You have won $10 personally transferred from Vaughn Smith's bank account, even during a personal recession. Yeah, it's crazy, actually. Hold the line there, Sarah, and we will transfer that to you.

And $10, so, we've $1,000 street. All thanks to OneRoof, browse homes for sale or rent with the OneRoof app. Download now. Now, how often are we doing this, Vaughn? How often can you afford to keep up with this? Well, I think we're scheduled for at least a couple of weeks, so good luck with that. Play. That ends, Flesh Vaughan and Haley. 0800-Darles at M-66.

What went wrong in the science classroom? Great. Like, how many times did Abundsen Burner catch things on fire? Or the wrong chemical mix? Science was always the one where people played silly buggers with serious consequences. Yes. Because, like, you could play silly buggers in English, but what, like, calls Shakespeare, like, William Fartspeer or something? Yeah.

And science, you could burn a building down. I know. Well, a science teacher in Canada, in British Columbia, has had his teaching certificate suspended for just two days. Oh. Just two days. Oh, nice long weekend. After he allowed students to handle dry ice with very few restrictions. leading to an explosion that left a hole in a ceiling tile.

He had been suspended for 10 days as well after the incident. So all up he's had, he's had a two-week holiday, basically. Oh my God, the tan. From school. Apparently students were also handling the substance without gloves. It can frostbite. What are we raising? Oh, it's really bad.

Man up. Apparently also put dry ice into the mouth. Oh, piss off. No, that's like that. I'll stop you there. I'll stop you there. No, he's not. What's he done there? That's not good.

So students were handling with bare hands. Apparently are on the second day in the classroom. Students put dry ice into a bottle that exploded upwards and left a hole in the ceiling. That's classic dry ice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because it expands and you makes an explosion. So, yeah. And that's the teacher. That's not even the students.

Well, we asked on Instagram if anybody had any science class, whoopsie days. I love this. And we got quite a few responses. somebody said the Bunsen burner lit a poster on fire which led to the whole wall being on fire. Those things were fun to play with. Bons and burners. It was wild when you went to high school

and you were 13 or 12 or whatever. This shit they were allowed to do. And they're just like, here you go. We had... We were making bacteria and petri dishes. We could have started something. COVID. We did heart dissecting.

Cows hearts, I imagine. And a girl got so overwhelmed by. by the side of the heart that she had a seizure. She fainted, she was like, and then had a seizure on the ground. Oh, my God. It's really full noise. Jordy said when reading out loud to the class, any time it said organism, you had to say orgasm.

It was the unarts, but the rule of science class. Sarah, I smashed a test tube and it cut my finger, and then I saw the blood and I fainted that I hit the deck. Oh, yeah. Oh, dear. Yeah. Our kid hit another kid with a block of wood, severely injured, and then ran away. That sounds like woodwork shenanigans, doesn't it?

Yeah, not science. Now, what work and metalwork were another one? Well, they're not called that anymore, Vaughan. Textiles or whatever it's called. Hard tech. Hard tech. Hard tech. Soft tech.

Yeah. Shiny, shiny text. Yeah. So they were crazy though. They let you play with really sharp things. And machinery. And they'd ski you with the stories of people getting their hair stuck in there. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yuck. Okay, well, this is what we want to know this morning. Oh, 800 at 10,000, text through 9696. What went wrong in the science classroom? We should be playing prodigies fire starter in the background. Oh, really? Is that the big theme? That's the big thing. Yeah, well, a Canadian teacher's been suspended all up a couple of weeks for a dry ice incident.

But he was like putting it on their raw hands and mouths. It's very weird. Sophie, what happened? Yeah, someone hid a Bluetooth speaker. I think it was in a tissue box and was playing some adult. content through it and our yeah our substitute teacher was very

old and I don't think he could hear all that well so he was just teaching up science with some fun noise in the back from the background. Oh no. Also substitute teachers don't care hey're getting paid way more than all teachers. Yeah yeah. And what

wasn't even an explosion or a gas lake or anything? Did he catch on to it in the end or did you guys just all get away with it? No, no the guy who was doing it was kind of sitting there like, how have you not heard this? And I think the guy moved to the teacher, turned us back or something, and he moved the speaker, but he still wasn't here anything. That guy in jail now or out of jail on good behavior?

Yeah, he dropped out of year 11. I don't know what he did with him. Yeah. He's definitely done to stand. He's giving big and a gang vibes. Sophie, thank you. Angela, what happened in the science classroom? Oh, well, when we're in science in high school,

my friend led off a little quiet one, but it was so, so bad that the science sector started sniffing around, got near her chair and then evacuated the class thinking there was a gas leak. Wow, the silent but violent. You smell that bad that someone thinks it's a gas leak. I think you've got some dietary problems there. Yeah, there's an issue. There's an issue, some bowel issues in there. So good, Angela, thank you. Messages in. I lived in the Middle East in the early 90s. we did a science experiment to distill crude oil. What?

It exploded. Our school uniform was white shirts. We all looked like Dalmatians. No one was seriously hurt, but it was very memorable. An explosion of crude oil. I guess you've got to get the population prepared to, you know, get into the national industry. Yeah. Yeah, you're also young.

If you could remember how to do that, that'd be really great, actually. What right about now? I'll get some cheap fuel. Yeah. You make your own sort of thing. Keep your messages coming in. 9-696. Oh, 800.

What went wrong in the science classroom? More explosions. Come on. We want to know what went wrong in science class. Maybe some fire. Maybe you created a monster. A teacher's been suspended after a dry ice bomb. Remember when we made a dry ice bomb accidentally? Should we talk about that?

There was no accident about it. We threw it off the back of the boat. We've had some dry ice and we saved it and we were going out on a boat. Yeah. Somebody who had a boat. And we made it and we were driving along and we were in a quiet bay and we threw it off the back of the boat. And we were just like, oh, it's not going to do anything. And that just went,

poof! And the water went, oh, shut up. It's pretty exciting. It was wild. And the sound like, how many fishies died? All of them.

And to the industry, I apologize. No, no fish died. We went back. Because we were like, holy shit, we went back. It's pretty exciting. There was no dead fish floating. Wow. Thank goodness me.

It's pretty crazy stuff, dry ice. It's very crazy. It's not to me, swissue. I didn't realize I thought it was super light, Nah. In the right situation, it's Super Caj. Yeah. Mixed with the wrong things.

Mix you with the wrong things. You're a bloody tornado. You're a nightmare. Yeah. That didn't feel like an opportunity for a pile on, but that's all right. I guess the door opened a little bit. I put my foot in it. And I was like, I'm going to have a pile on here.

The retro base, you're a right. Give us some tissues. No, I'm all good. Come on, love you. Come on. If you want to be one of the boys, you've got to learn to take a bloody ribbon. Yeah, I'm wearing a cap today. I'm one of the boys.

One of the boys. One of us, one of us, one of us. The retromates in my class would suck on the gas coming out of the Bunsen burners for a buzz. What? Oh, no. That's dumb. That's poisonous. They're dumb now, way. Oh, they were dumb there, no dumber now. My mum blew the windows out of her science class. What, how? No, no.

What, just left the gas on and then lit it? Had a dary, but was this back in the 80s or something? Oh my God. Also, they were doing dissections of rats. but they had to gas their own rats. Oh no, ours arrived dead. They had to gas them so they could dissect them. Mom hooked up the wrong hose. So her rat wasn't dead.

It was just asleep. And then when she got into it, it freaked out on the way. No. Too many dead rat stories on the show today. When was this? That feels like a while ago. I mean, when in history, yeah. Yeah, yeah, it feels like a while ago, eh?

Someone in my There was a fire in the science class Someone ran into the hallway And came back in with the firehouse Often these sorts of fires Aren't sort of a water fire situation They're a specialised extinguisher And turned it on but then couldn't turn it off

And it just sprang wildly on the science class Smashing all the glass tubes and such That's a fun day at school Yeah I accidentally mixed my soap incorrectly In science and intermediate It melted the container it was in Cause what the teacher described as a mustard gas

and we all had to evacuate the classroom. My God, excellent. You made mustard gas. What were they trying to make their own soap? Why? Oh my God. What? During the 2019 Christjerk shooting, we were in lockdown at school.

Yep, terrible event. Not making light of the situation, but we were in lockdown and we were in a science classroom for five hours. We weren't allowed to leave to go to the toilet. There was a pee bucket, but one girl needed to go number two. No, piss off, no. No, she did that. They made her shit in the science room sink.

No, this isn't happening. Please tell me she got a nickname after this, like, sink shit. Five hours isn't long enough, I'm sorry. Oh, but if you went into the fire, you don't know what it's like, because you know when your nerves get going, they don't know why they're in lockdown. Oh, no, of course, yeah. And then your body panics, and it just pumps you full of adrenaline.

Plug it up. You're only going to need to poo because of the adrenaline, and when the adrenaline wears off, you realize you need to poo. Oh, no. So imagine, if you will, a high school. all right, have we do. Sit up on the bench and shit into a sink. Nobody look.

It's text of the week. Nobody, like, is it got to be text of the week? No, no, I don't care, but it's got to be text. Can we have some follow up? We need to follow up on this girl. Is she okay. I feel like also. You change schools.

But I feel like with the gravity of that whole day. Don't look to be in the eye. I feel like the gravity of that whole day, everyone would kind of be like. Exceptions were made. You know, like that had to happen? Yes. I'd like to think that. So no one teased those guys who planned crashed in the mountains and ate each other.

No. No, no. Just we all like to stut. Yeah, yeah. Give that text of the week. Text of the week, thanks to Animates Making Happy Happen for pets. We've got a $50 animates voucher for you. Does she fom it in the train?

No, I reckon she would have pooped in it and then they would have covered it. Please. No, covered it, surely and left it. That's another day's problem. Let's have a follow up for that text. We'll have a follow up. The Z&P Podcast Network play Z&M's Flesh, Worn and Haley. Do you know on Friday night?

I ended up having the earliest night. It was lovely. I went to the movies. What did you say the movies? What was it even called? It was dreadful. Why'd you go? Because I just felt like going to the movies

and there wasn't really anything on. And this was like some, um, some, it was terrible movie, 2026. It sounds like this is a lot of money.

To me to say Project Hal Mary was on a movie of the year. It was called, They Will Kill You. It's like a horror. It has some of air weaving in it. Horror, horror comedy thing.

Anyway, had a nice nap. In the movie. Yeah, it's time. That's an expensive movie. Well, I've been sick all weekend. I've got zassie boots in it.

Spock your zazzy boots. Yeah, I've been sick all weekend and I couldn't talk and I had to pull out of a gig because I was like, I was going to go there and I fell asleep and it was nice. Sober, like, it was nice early night. Soba like that's a big thing for you. It was a big achievement on a Friday night, thank you. Wake up, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed on Saturday and they opened the door to my deck. For our internationalist is porch.

Porch. Yeah, porch. Back porch. And, um, okay, I see what's happened. I lost the boys' attention and a hot brown person walked past. No, I was just weirdly walking in a weird line outside the studio and I thought they were looking in. I was concerned for, like, an assassination. Yeah, that's what it felt like, right?

I felt like she was going to throw open her business attire and it was going to be a suicide vest. Right, okay, right. Wild. And I'd be like, I was going to be like, keep talking. And I'd get behind the desk just for the exes. extra but a cover. Whatever Vaughan was having a perv. I tried to help him out there. I turned around and saw the type and was like,

well, there he went. Anyway, so open the door to my back porch or my DAC and on there with no explanation, it's been raining overnight, no explanation was a peer of men's undies. Oh, okay. Not my dad's, not anyone I know, just a peer of men's undies.

What kind of undies? Yeah, because I'll have them for a little holes in them. No, no, no, no. You are washed. I'm, I'll wash them. You don't do secondhand underies. Here's the best bit.

They're kit, right? Is Kit? Yeah, that's a brand. Is that from the warehouse? Never heard of it. Kit, K-I-T. Is Warehouse or Kmart or something like that?

They're cheap, but they're a fine. Boxer brief. Cotton? Men's underwear. Sweet wicker. Hellenstein. Are they from Hellenstein's, I think, maybe? Anyway, whatever.

We're really getting caught up. We're getting caught up in the detail. telling a story and she starts using people's race even though it doesn't matter. Do we need to worry about what brand or where they're from or isn't? It's a lovely Indian man today. And you're waiting for that to be relevant to the story. Yeah, yeah, and it's not.

Oh, yeah, it's not what you talk about. It's just a marker for them. So they're just on the deck. And there's no, it wasn't windy the night before they're there. I check the men of the house. I didn't look. Man, there's only one man of the house. It's your father.

That's right. So I make sure that they're not his or any other man that's visited. and they're not. And I can't figure out when they're there. When I picked them up with the end of a broom, the patch on the wood on the timber was dry. So they've been there for quite some time, you know, because it's rained on top of them.

The great thing about these undies and why I think that you won't want them is because they have beer glasses all over them in YTB, which I don't know if it's Year the Boys or Year the Bears. Look at these undies. Where did they come from? Has someone come over for an illegal swim in the hot tub? The hot tub's not working.

Your neighbour also, I've met your neighbour who's... He wouldn't wear knickers like that. One of my neighbours is very well to do. And one of my other neighbours, he just wouldn't do this. They wouldn't be able to throw their undies over the fence. No. They wouldn't be able to throw them. There's no washing lines nearby.

Maybe you've got a cat in the neighbourhood that, like, you know, some of those cats, they bring home neighbours undies. Yeah. Maybe your cat started sniffing around. Well, he's never done this before. And how would he grab them from anywhere? I don't know. If only you'd hooked up your bloody security cameras

like I've been telling you to do for the last year. Yeah, I know. I need to remember to do them. I'm going to do it because there's no, I have no idea. I've absolutely no idea who's undies is there. If you're missing a pair of, yeah, the boys undies. Here the boys? A media, I think.

Right, okay. I haven't looked. They're still set there. I just can't figure it out. Oh, you put them in the bin. Yeah. Yeah, I will. Don't, and if you always don't come over to my house to take off your own.

undies. Oh, do you think it might be a explicitly invited to? No, I just don't. It's just a mystery to me where they've come from. It's just a cat leaving them on the porch and Haley's like, God, some guys

just come around and giving them to me. Guys, guys, stop stalking me. Guys, desperate. God, you want me? Leave him behind your undies. The ZM Podcast Network Play ZM's Flashfallen and Haley.

Well, Carwin told us she'd stumble across this before the show and we said, Don't tell us how. Don't tell us how. No one's allowed to look. Apparently, you can find out what the first song he ever played on Spotify was.

Eich. I don't want to know this. I don't know when I joined. I was like, I can't remember when I joined either. And so I was like, this will be interesting to see. And do you know what?

It's still like one of my favorite songs. But this is going to take a second. So, open up your Spotify, go on to the search. It's been a while. Play along at home. Play along at home. Open up your search tab.

Yes. Where it says what do you want to listen to? Yep. Type my first play. on Spotify. My first place. Oh yeah, that's been up searched a lot. Prompted, prompted playlist. Yes, yes. And then if you

go into it, it should say... I saw these AI generate apps. So if you it should, I don't have it... Go generate? Yeah, generate. And then it just takes a couple of seconds. Okay. Okay, okay. See, I haven't been on there for a while. I actually choose to listen to my music on I heart. I listen to the podcast

wherever I go. The KPI there, Haley. Yeah. And so you'll get yourself a little mini playlist with the first. First one, two. So it's... A sequencing from first to latest. And time of listen. So mine is power and control by Marina,

formerly known as Marina in the Diamonds. I remember Marina and the Diamonds. Remember, she's still about, babes. And then every other seven songs is a Nick Jonas song. Are you sweetie? Including introducing me from Camp Rock. Okay. Do I tell you what date you join or what...

Yes, so it says... First ever stream of Power and Control by Marina on the 15th of November 2014 at 1.22 p.m. Oh, she's a laughing. Man, mine is all like real hipster music from the 2010s. My first ever song I listened to was a version of Skinny Love. Oh. Birdie Skinny Love. Bonavier's Skinny Love, thank you.

Pull that up for people. I'll pull that up for people. I don't even remember this version. Gavin McHale or something, Skinny Love. I think I might... And then Fleet Foxes, Mike Snow, fun? Oh my God, fun.

The War on Drugs, Phoenix. Yeah, this is real... That was a real 2010s. That was real of 2010's hipster music. I think I might have one of the weirdest ones out. I don't know. I reckon I can contest you for it. Okay.

Is yours the National Anthem? Oh, that's very weird. That's the most patronic thing I've ever heard. And then Sway. Yeah. By a Bik Runger. Yeah. Oh, beautiful.

What is this version? Can you play a little bit of sway? What are we on the... Are we on hold with study link or something? Yeah, great song. I know, this is who takes me back. Oh, no. You are 14th in the queue.

All of our operators are busy. Please hold the line. So, I... Okay, I've got my oxen. Okay, this is your first song ever played on Spotify. This is my first song ever played in 2014. I don't know why. Everything else was doing.

Shake your bonbon Shake your bonbon Ricky Martin Shake your bonbon Yes Jamno released in 1990 My first song

I'm a knee and nada This is a great time Tell you what time You played it as well This is too much It's crazy Wornellan what's yours Paper Aeron by

Angus and Julia Stein Oh yeah yeah In 2012 On the 22nd of September at 5.30 a.m. Here it is. I have an existential crisis, even back then. Maybe.

And how's life now? I listened to the national anthem at 6 a.m. So I started my day-washed. It could be America time. No, this is it when you joined Spotify? No. Is that when you joined Spotify? I had an old account on an email.

Oh, no, no, no. No, but yeah, I love the national anthem. I think we should just go back to Shakey Bombone, actually. Yeah, I had her back to the bar. What was your first song born? That was that? Paper airplane. Oh, right. That's right.

Why was he listening to him in 2014? CPR, clause, part two by type of. Paper airplane. Oh, okay. Oh, it's my Spotifyversory tomorrow. Someone texts through that theirs was Mumbo number five. Dude. That's embarrassing.

That's embarrassing. Do you know what's terrible? My second song I ever played was also Ricky Martin, private emotion. I thought you were a 2010's emo girl? No, no, years later. And then everything else was queen. That's wild. What a great little feature. And I'll stand by this choice.

So you could use that AI prompt to kind of make a playlist. Songs I only listen to at night, for example. Spotify prompt playlists are a thing. So you can do this quite with anything. But still listen to the radio, though. I won't listen to anything else. I'm only going to search for songs to shake my bonbon to. Number one suggestion, shake your bonbon.

Play. Play Z-N. Flet's Fawnan and Haley. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day, day. Do, do, do-to-to-to-to-to-to-to-do-to-do-do-do-do do-do do. Can you please play my ox-corder up? Yes. Yes.

Weeks fact of the day theme is diabolical royals. People of royal families who have got crazy stories and did mad things. And today we are going. Oh. Where do you think we're going? To a German nightclub?

Where do you think we're going? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. The producer gillies, no. Where are we going? We're going to Madagascar. We're going to Madagascar.

We're going to Madagascar. Oh, I like that. Never seen it. Never seen it. What? You're such a loser. I don't do cartoons. Excuse me.

Excuse me. Excuse me. Dispicable me. Yeah. Okay, minions are the exception to his role. Minions are the exception to animated movies. Let's go to Madagascar and learn about Queen Ravana. My man, I practice saying her name.

Queen Rana Vinola the first. She wasn't born royal. Her dad uncovered this like plot to assassinate the king. So he said, said to this guy, well then thank you for saving me and not leave me be assassinated. Your daughter can marry my son, the prince, so Ravalinna over

marries the son. Is the son like, oh, she's, you know, she's from the village. I don't know, and all the stories about her, it doesn't say that she was like, hot or not, I didn't even think, like, to... Of course she's hot. No one wants to pavo minger. No, dude, she's minger. Was she minger?

This part, if I was her, I would have executed her to this painting. No, because you think, when you look back at some of the, like, the kings and the, They weren't all like... Nah, they were too much imbreed. Not like today. Not like today where they, you know, they hook up with the hotties. Yeah, I suppose so.

Yeah. They had to marry within the family. It's quite mingas. There's some hot, like European kings and queens, royal family. It's like the Danish ones, pretty. Yeah. But I'm in the English ones, but... But anyway, so she married this guy that she didn't have children for...

No interest in that, didn't want. And then he died, and she was only 33 when he died. Yeah. And they were like, oh, well, the power now goes to his nephew. And she's like, like hell it does. And organized the military could kill the nephew. And thus became Queen of Madagascar. When, what year was this?

1800s, early 1800s. Okay. She immediately said, I don't care much for these Christians. If you're caught a cat practicing Christianity, you're going to be thrown off a cliff. Oh, yeah. Burned alive or boiled. We'll boil the God out of you.

Okay. She was only, she was one of the very few instances where, the European military launched an assault and they managed to keep them off and she celebrated by dancing. Boom it! She also had a...

If she... Believe someone was planning against her, she had a thing called... Plotting. Plotting. Planning. Yeah, plotting against her. She had a thing called the Tangina. Tangina.

Carry on. It's where you put it in the side. No, she would take a poisonous sea, from a tree and force feed them. Yeah. The nut. And if they died, it was a sign of their guilt. If they survived, they would be innocent.

But of course, they weren't surviving because this was a neurotoxin. So they'd suffer and painful death. And she'd be like, ha, the guilt is killing them. It's not the seeds. Right. During her time in charge of Madagascar, the population went from 5 million to 2.5. And this was in the 1800s. When populations were exploding, yeah.

The population halved. Mass executions, the tangina. Tangina. Which apparently was in the everyday thing. Forced labour projects without any, like, safety whatsoever. And people just died left for an ascertain. When she died, she died in 1861 at 73. There was great celebration.

Sorry, you're going to need to loop, move it, move it. I just went on the Madagascar soundtrack. Oh, okay. Oh, it's fireball. Yeah. Missed far. It's infinity. We're a wow.

That's a neat song, eh. That's good. So when she died. When she died, her son took over and changed everything. Welcome to Europeans back. Said, do you know what? Like, mum was a... I'll give it to you.

Mum was crazy bitch. If you want to be Christian, you'd be Christian, you whatever. Yep. And so changed it turned around, turned around the fates of Madagascar. Of course, without him reversing everything, they never would have made the movie. Because I don't know if you know, but the lion, big Christian. Oh, really? The lion from the Madagascar movie.

Okay. Big Christian. So today's fact of the day is that Queen Rana Vinola the first of Madagascar Which was crazy FACT of the day Day, day, day, day day Yeah

do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do The ZN podcast network Now a science stific scienceific part study A scientific study from scientific reports looked into what makes women in particular feel jealous when they try to imagine their partner cheating on them which is a very helpful thing to do. It's great to imagine it, think about it,

make up a whole thing in your head and then get mad at them. Let it run, baby. Convince yourself it happened? Yeah. And call them out for it. Do you think there was a scientist who was going to work on, I don't know, cancer or whatever scientists work on? And then it was just a thing with the misses

And it's like, you know what? I'm just going to change my thesis I'm going to make this a science thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So this study studied 51 heterosexual women and 49 lesbians. Yeah. From the UK.

What have actors got to do with it? No, no, no, lesbians. Not thespians. I'm sorry, people from Lebanon. No, no, no, no, no, gay women. Women who love women. Gay women. Like you haven't looked it up.

So, they are. them, you know, they would show them a number of images and da-da-da-da. And what they came down to was that women with more, that when we imagine our people cheating on us or being naughty with another person, we get more jealous if that person has a very feminine face. Something like larger eyes, fuller lips, small little jaw, high brows, which are all things that are emphasized if you have high estrogen. Very feminine face.

Basically, a hot chick. Yeah, okay, yes. Basically, we'll get jealouser if they're hotter. Yes. That's the study that I'll sum up like that. Because if someone cheated on you and they cheat on you with a minger, you're just like... Must be really funny or something. Which would make me jealous.

But, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it would suck to be cheated on. And then you see that person and they're like raging hot. You'd be like, I get it. I get it. I cheat on me with her. Anyway, but I just want to know from our listeners,

what makes you super jealous or made you? Maybe you had an incident where your jealousy got the better of you. What was it? What got you? Mine would be really funny women. Yeah, because a lot of people might have an issue as well with work friends as well. When they're genetically skinny without trying.

Oh, sons of bitches. You hate those people. I look at a sausage roll and gain a cage. You know what I mean? Like genetically that is my curse. Yeah. I just have to sniff a pack of biscuits. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. It just has to be in my cupboard and I'll gain weight. You literally crush up timetams and do lines of timetams. Like that's still getting in you. That's still calories.

He's like cheat hack, diet hack. Still going in, base. Yeah. Okay, well, I'll add you to hear you to give us a call. Text through 9-696. What makes you super jealous? We want to know right now what makes you super jealous. According to science, it's beautiful.

beautiful women, surprise, surprise. Surprise, surprise. Yeah. That works both ways, though. Yeah. You know, beautiful men? Wouldn't make...

Yeah, there's a few of those. Other men jealous. Yep. Like brown skin, light eyes. We can't compete. We are park here. And mostly we've got muddy eyes. No, but some people like muddy eyes.

Because they don't have them. People always want what they can't have. Yeah, they do. I thought you meant they don't have eyes. I was like, yeah, if you didn't have eyes. you'd settle for any of them. You take our poo-y eyes. Yeah.

Poohy eyes. We want to know what dials it right up to 10, though. What do you see if someone, then you just, somebody said, when a woman has a baby and bounces straight back into like a size-eight pod, get in the bin. And then a lot of swear words coming in on the text machine. A lot of people very...

I like to... Yeah. People are letting it out. Yeah. Yeah. Did we say when they're genetically skinny? I think we kicked that off from the start, didn't we? Yeah.

When they're a bitch, but somehow bag a sweet, rich guy. He might be a dick, though. Yeah, rich doesn't equal good, does it? Doesn't equal good people. What else dials it up to 10? Oh my God, when another woman makes my man laugh. Oh, Haley would hate that one. Excuse me?

What? When they're like, ha ha, dang. Turing it down. Wasn't that funny? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are you laughing like that for? Okay, I'll just go. I'll just go.

Someone said, I get jealous when I look around. I'm at the gym. gym and I'm just like absolutely drenched and sweat and there's some woman next to me with a really like snatched fig but she's not like sweating at all. Yeah. I'm a big sweater at the gym and I'll see other dudes and they're not sweating

I'm like, why is no one sweating as much as me? But you aren't quite like gross and stuff. I'm disgusting I'm a fat pig. I'm a minger I'm gross. I'll take care of the roasting guys. You guys take the rest of the day off. It's not as much fun. I'm a fat ugly pig. It's not a disgusting. I sweat.

muddy eyes. Yeah. Do you know, mine's not so much the sweat. I like sweat. I like to see a man sweat. But with the chicks at the gym, mine's if their face isn't overwhelmingly red and their hair hasn't gone all stringy, you know, they still have a really full ponytail.

That really, that's tough for me. It hurts, yeah. That hurts. I get jealous of he's talking to another woman and she's enjoying herself too much. Oh, yeah. Yeah. She's enjoying it?

She's enjoying the chat with, no, only I should enjoy the chat with my man. Yeah, yeah. somebody said what about okay yeah yeah whatever you get jealous with romantic partners but I can't stand when my best friend refers to somebody else as her friend

I'm like what do you mean I am your one and only friend oh what you had phone with someone else oh cool you must have been a great night why don't you hang out of them every day what do you hang out of the rest of your life yeah it's such great company so wasting it here with me

my first partner left me and then they met their life partner and so did my second partner and then my third partner where's my effing life partner is just like I'm the bounce pad. Yeah, but life isn't always life, you know? When my partner specifically tells me there's nothing to worry about, then proceeds to have an in-depth conversation about things with the woman right in front

of me. Ouch, okay. Someone said, what a muddy eyes. Brown, poo brown. Yeah, mine are just brown. Mine are just brown, poo brown. And yours are green brown? Yeah.

My ex's cousin's girlfriend. Ex's cousin's girlfriend was hitting on my ex at a party. I was hosting, not even trying to be discreet about it, giggling as loud as she could. Once I realized, enough is enough. I grabbed the table and flung it over, safe to say the giggling stopped. Yep. A table fling. Penciled in for some time in the future.

I say we take some calls on like, when did you snap? When you lost it? Because there's been a couple and we've just kind of talked about what about another person makes you jealous. And these are people like acting out. Yeah. Partner is the best man. I need to know more. Like, what did people, how do people react?

What was on the table? Okay, her whole name is there. Usually I would just say the last three numbers of their phone number. S-W, that's her initials. Let us know what was on the table when you flung it over. And when the giggling stopped, what was the next noise that happened? Then what? Partner was the best man at a wedding last year,

and the maid of honour was a traditionally very attractive, very slim young woman who also kept making him laugh. And every time she made him laugh, I wanted to throat punch her. Now, I'm not necessarily the ugliest person around, but I am funny and she cannot take that away from me. My ego could not handle it. I reckon this is, the laughing is the most common one. Yeah. Yeah.

Isn't that, like, one of the most, like, attractive things that people find regardless of gender is humour, if they can make you laugh. Totally. So, yeah, if someone else makes them laugh at you. Yeah, you could be with the hottest person, but if they're boring and don't make you laugh, what's the point. Yeah, they're dull and you're not laughing. Yeah.

Well, then you just, just having physical stuff. Well, that would be awful. A female. I'm not co-worker texting my husband regarding work stuff, but ended with a he-he. Absolutely the F-nop. Oh, yeah. No he-h-h-h-h-h-h-hs.

Someone said on Route to Scholar just been asked, Mum, what's a minger? We can take this one, Mum, if they're still in the car. It's a conventionally very unattractive person. But they're going to be an adult. They're just a bit yuck. And it's, yeah. Not like a witch.

That's not very nice, Mum? Not like a witch. It's not very nice, but it's not very nice. It's not like ugly, but just like yuck. Yeah. And as self-described mingers, we're allowed to say them. We're allowed to say that. We're part of the broader Minga community.

We are high-ranking members of the Minga committee. Sometimes more firmly implanted than other times. You're a lieutenant sergeant, Minger. Yeah, yeah, yeah, at the moment, I'm climbing rank. So do you, Admiral Minger. Thank you. Captain Minger over there. Thank you, General Minger.

Just a general Minger. The Z-M podcast Network. Play ZDEMS, Fletch, Worn and Haley. Better can guess your pet's name. What's now! Yes, so excited for this. Normally we play a bit I can guess your mom's name, but today, thanks to Animates, a chance for you to score $500 cash and a $100 animates voucher.

This is my second segment of the show where I've got a big sponsor on board today, guys. You have. You have. Back to pick up your game and start making some money around here. Yeah, Haley sold Haley's version to Virgin Airlines. Virgin Records. Yeah, Virginia Airlines. Great word from you, Haley.

Joining us to play as Molly. Good morning, Molly. Morena. Well, it's not Molly then, because that's one of, I was going to definitely put that name. Okay. Molly, even if you miss out and Vaughn doesn't guess your pet's name, you still get a $100 animates voucher, and the money will jackpot to tomorrow, because we're going to do this every day this week.

What if Molly had a rolly? Like my cat's rolly. Now, so what animal do you have, Molly? A cat or a dog? A dog, okay. Was that one of your questions for? No, that's not a question. We're just going to start with the fact.

Fletch and I talked about whether or not would know what dog or was. animal it was before he started. Now, Vaughn will have three questions to try and work out your dogs named Molly and then 15 seconds to try and guess it. Okay. First question. What colour is your dog? She's white with brown spots.

Oh, she. Dalmatian. But that makes me think that it's a border collie. Molly's got a collie. Molly's got a collie. I feel like we should also know the type of... Oh, do you reckon I think that's... Okay, so what breed of dog is your dog?

She's an American bulldog Oh That's well off Can I go know what that looks like? Look at a rip your face off I love those Yeah they're cute They're cute

She's really cute Yeah that's what you lot always say That's what you think Yeah Yeah And it's like Oh this is great Look at how cute

It's dribbling everywhere Okay so we've got an American Bulldog And it's white with brown spots Okay Cute I've got a feeling Is that bringing you any names?

Yeah I've got to, yeah, I've got to, she's very particular about, she just didn't buy a run-in-the-mill dog and chuck her, and slap a, um, cocoa on it, for example. Yeah. I think you need to ask the gender.

It's a, well, she said she. It's a she. Oh, okay, that was a freebie. Okay, so it's a female American. Oh, it's got to be like, Stacey, Kelly. No. Barby.

It's, it's a, Barbie, put Barbie on there. Barbie. Dr reckon, Barby? Yeah, because he's American. American. And if it's like a big, bulbous thing like that. I might go. Go Barbie.

I definitely feel like she's gone your route. Like, you called your cat Murray. Yes, like a human name. Well, maybe not, though. Joyce. Because it's her best friends. Joyce. What about whitey? Because it's white with brown spots. Okay.

But what about spots? Spots. Spots. That's a classic dog name. That's why I don't think Molly will have gone for it. No, you don't know. Do you cut yourself off? Okay, next question. I'm also, I just had to get a...

Imagine you're at the dog park. You go to the dog park with your dogs. What are you here there? All sorts. All sorts. This is so much harder than mums. Yeah. Because mums are only allowed like one of 49.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. How old is your dog? She's four. She's four. She's a freshie then. She's four. Maybe Haley after Haley Bieber.

Life expectancy are 10 to 15 years. Oh, we don't like to think about a pet's life expectancy. One, don't bring that hard. What's your life expectancy? A couple more weeks? Yeah, not long. Yeah. Keep drinking the way you do.

Hey, come on. Hey. Good a past the time. Okay, is that kind of spurring any names? Yeah. Maybe, you know, you're honest, something, might have got the name from a celebrity. That's one thing I'm thinking,

Kim. Oh, yeah, Kim. I think you should chuck Kim, Chloe and Courtney on there. Yeah, they're going to mean. Just thinking 2011. Yeah, yeah. No, sorry, 20, 21. Kylie and Ken, it's not going to be...

I'm going to regret if it is Kendall. If it is Kendall, so I just put Kendall on the list. Who else is you got to... What about, like, your classic, like, your lunar? Bela. Luna's the most Lula. Lula, Luna, Nala. Do you reckon that's going to be

I'd knock it in this energy at all off, Molly? No. She was very like... Yeah, okay. Upbeat talking about her dog. One more question. I might put a cocoa. Bully.

Okay. Bully. Yeah, American Bulldog. Bully? Oh, yeah, great idea. No, not for it. Okay. Oh, I put down, bully? Okay.

What are the names of the other pets you've had? This is the equivalent of when I ask, like, siblings. Siblings. Yeah. And what other pets have you had? I haven't actually had any other pets that I've named so it's probably not going to be helpful

Okay Probably like a special That means that this dog's really special to her Angel This is something she's got a child She's given this child a name Baby Angel You know like when there's just like

This is a one-off Bubba Bubba Bubba Bubba Come on Bubba And it's like Oh run run

Run run Blababab Blab Blab Blabab I've ordered Daisy Yeah Yeah Put a Daisy on the list? You've got Lulu on there.

What is some other... Nala? Have you got Nala? That's a popular dog name. That's like one of the most popular, isn't it? That's got golden retriever, though. All right, so you've got quite a list here to Vorn. Are you ready?

Okay, well, Molly, Vaughn's got a list of names. 15 seconds to try and guess your dog's name. If you hear your dog's name, yell out, stop. That's my dog's name. Vaughn, your time starts now. M.J. Daisy, Charlie, Luna, Bella, Barbara, Joyce Spots, Kelly, Haley, Kim, Chloe, Kendall, Kylie,

Coco, Angel, Baba, Hazel, Lulu and Nal is the end of my list. Oh, no. Skon. Molly, what's your dog's name? Her name is Lexi. Lexi. It's a sitter. It's daughter.

Yeah. Sorry, Molly, but you don't go home empty-handed. This is a harder than mum's name, isn't it? It's a harder than mum's name, isn't it? It's a hard of them. You don't go home empty handle. We've got a $100 animates voucher for you, Molly. Congratulations.

Thank you, team. Animates Easter sale is on now. You can hop in store or online today. Tomorrow on the show, be listening because we've jackpotted to $500 cash. Play ZM's Flash for it and Haley. I want to know right now what fell out. Maybe it was your boob. Maybe it was your bits.

Maybe it was a wig. Maybe it was something in your face. What if it fell out of your bag? Or if you put your bag down and something embarrassing rolled out in the bag. Yeah, what fell out? Or maybe it was... Yes, something embarrassing falls out of your bag? Yeah.

The worst. I feel like that's happened to Haley. Let's not go there. Maybe it was your false teeth. If you saw this over the weekend, you'll know just how bad this is... Oh, this is so funny. Now, this is a Miss Grand Thailand competition. So a beauty competition.

I think it's one that then steps up and then you'd represent Thailand and the Miss Universe kind of thing. Yes, yep. And still wild they have these competitions, right? Still, you reckon? Yeah, but beautiful people need something to do. Yeah, but just get 90 fans, you know, at least you make money. Oh yeah, dude, never twice.

It is weird. It is weird, right? What are we celebrating? Like, what's the point? Unless they open up a miss mega. Yeah, fair call. When you dig deep down, man. Yeah, man, wow, deep man.

So, and yeah, you're going to, I'm thankfully proficient in time. Okay. Kamulwan Chanago is her name. Yeah. She was coming up to the mic to say her bit. I would just say that was a bold move for a white woman. Thank you. Can I applaud you?

Yeah. Capkun car. Capcon car. So Kamulwan, Shunago came up to the microphone to do her whole, hello, my name is, and I am representing this region. And when she did it, her whole veneers, like a whole, like, fake teeth slipped out. They can't have been veneers because veneers are, like, fixed in place. So it was like a place.

or something, falsies. And it kind of revealed her much smaller, normal looking teeth. But she had the big Hollywood teeth in. She kind of handles it pretty well, though. She does her bit. She feels them slip. She turns around. Back in.

Does a little walk and strap. Come back. Bright smile. Yeah. Teeth, you know? Oh, so funny, though. So funny. I mean, this happens to old people all the time.

Yeah. They're just falling out and they're lost. And then you're like, they just stop wearing them. But this is what I want to know. what fell out, maybe something, fell out of your bag, fell out of your face, fell out of your clothing. Fell out of your pocket. Fell out of you in some way.

And it was embarrassing. Perhaps a big sneeze on day two. Oh 800,000. 9-696 is our number. I want to know what fell out because a woman in Thailand competing for a beauty pageant was at the microphone, presenting herself

and her whole teeth fell out. She got them back in quite elegantly, but... It could like clip-in veneers or clip-in plate? Just like cheap, like a plate. With some nice fake, big American teeth on it. Kate, what fell out? Oh, God. My undies.

Oh, Kate, how? Well, I'd made it all the way very successfully through the whole entire school, doing school pick-up. And my trusty Levi-501s. Oh, classic. And, yeah, classic cut. Mum cut and got all the way to my daughter's classroom and I felt feeling down my leg and I looked down and my undies fell out the bottom of my jeans.

Oh, not in front of everybody. How old with these kids? Oh, like awful age, you know, like 10, 11. Oh, no. Did they say anything? Yes, because I handled it terribly. So instead of me just kind of scooping it away, I went, oh my goodness, and they've fallen out the bottom of my jeans.

Oh, no. And then I overtalk it. And I was like, my God, they must have been in there for when I took them off, and I put them in the water. And then I scooped them up in my hand. Oh, no, no, no, no. What did your kids say about this? She hadn't come out with her bag yet.

Right. So, yeah, needless to say, I did the hot drive around and didn't walk into school for a few weeks. I bet, I bet. Oh, my God. Were they lacy knickers or like big granny panties? No, they were bland nude coloured. Oh, the worst. Oh, Kate, that's so funny, brilliant.

Claire, what fell out? So I was like 12, so I was really young. And it was only like the start of those kind of things to me. And I was standing in a big group of people getting ready to do this Harriers Club run, which I hardly ever did. And a tampon fell out of my point. pocket. I was oblivious.

I was mortified. And this teenage boy picked it up off the ground and goes, oh, you dropped this. And I looked him dead in the eye. I was like, no, I didn't. That's not mine. And then I walked away from him and left him holding. Oh, you're an embarrassed 12-year-old or 13-year-old.

He's an embarrassed 12-year-old hiding a tampon. They're like, what do I do with this? Oh, God. It used to be so embarrassing and you're tucking it up your sleeve and everything. And now you're just like, I'm like 51 and it's still like It's still in my brain Yeah, like all these years later Clear it, thank you, some messages

I was meeting my girlfriend's family Americans and her grandparents were very conservative Her grandmother was in a wheelchair as well I went to say goodbye and gave her grandmother a hug And she completely ignored me and whirled away I went to hug her grandfather He was nice to me, it still fell a little bit off That was when I looked down and realised my titty was hanging out

Titty. I mean they already had you said they were conservative in Americans and you said girlfriend, so... Yeah, I love that the dad's... They're already dealing with the fact there's a gay in the family. Now the guy's trying to infect us with her. How out? Spillage or we got nip.

They said boob out. So I'm actually... Nipple had made a appearance. I feel like I would feel it. Like a breeze, yeah, but maybe not if the breasts had become acclimatized to the room temperature. To the room temperature. Yeah, it might have been perfectly room temperature skin. Yeah, how long's it out?

Yeah, exactly. Quite right. I said, I want to start the story by saying 18 at the time. Okay. But year 13 at school. And my friend had wanted to order a little toy from peaches and cream, but she was too shy to get it sent to her house because her parents wouldn't have had into it. Okay.

So I got it delivered to mine. Okay. When I gave it to her at school, again, year 13. It fell out of her bag at lunchtime in front of 40 people. Of course it did. Oh dear. That's it did. I'm a very blessed lady in the burby department.

Had a double boob slip while going down a water slide in front of her. front of several families. I took my lot home. A double. She took a lot home after that. Too embarrassed to be seen around the water park. No, yeah, that's a good idea. I'm sure that happens all the time of the water park.

It would. It would. It would. Be the best thing about being in charge of the red green light, right? Yeah, God, yeah. Well, we've got a tit out, red light. A high-de-slide attendant. Yeah, I'm assuming they just live for these incidents. Oh, totally.

And you'd want to be... I can't, mate. There's a tit out down there. Please! I've come down one of those slides nearly nervous. Yeah. Everything's out flat. It's just a point.

That one in Bali that we came around real fast. Yeah, half of my shorts disappeared inside me. Somebody said I work at a cafe and served a guy in when he was pulling money out of his wallet. He flipped a little bag of, I don't know why he was taking his own powdered sugar everywhere, but a little wee bag. He must have been buying like a blueberry muffin. Yeah, or it might have been artificial sweater. He puts it in his own coffee. He brings his own artificial sweater.

He probably crushes the sucral tabs. Yes. And just puts them in a tiny baggie, just so it's easier to get into the coffee. But apparently they both just looked at it and then he just ran out of the store. Left it there. Left it there. I wouldn't have put that in any baking, by the way. No, no.

And 099, wonderful story. Can't read it out. Yeah, not that one. Wonderful story. But you do have to clench. Play ZM's flesh for one and Haley. Hi, Brunei. Hello.

Testing, one two. Hello. On the newsroom. Hello. Good weekend? Yeah, it was, oh, very busy actually, jam-packed for me. Brin, you've got a fresh set of white sneakers on as well. I do, yep.

Like, absolutely untow. I can tell me to Chris in the arm, that's a new t-shirt. I go shopping. I marie condoed my life, so I've just replaced all the stuff of thrown out with new things. Wow, that's not. And this economy? Yeah, I know, I know. Marie condo was about getting rid of things.

I got rid of a lot of stuff. But then I don't replace it. I don't think she was on afterpay money. Pro shopping after pay. I haven't actually watched her before. It was just a term. I think as well she didn't live by her own name. Didn't she turned into somewhat of a hoarder?

Yeah, someone went around to her house and she was like a grubby. She's a grubby bitch. Oh, she's a grubby bitch. Oh, God, Marie, when did you last spray and wipe the bitch? Stanks in here, Marie. Marie! Clothes and feces. Faces.

Clothes and feces. Functioning toilet in here, Marie. So, hooray, there's raccoons in the room. So, well-renowned Japanese tidying expert. She's famous for a decluttering system that encourages keeping only items at Spark Joy. Spark Joy, that's it. That was the whole thing.

What spark joy and got to stay? Yeah, were there, any items, you were like, I'm not sure. No, at first, and then I did another round. And I just got rid of it. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, I feel really good about it. that.

Fantastic. Well, it's time now for not enough for the news news. All the news stories, it weren't enough for the news. Yes, it is. Are we ready? I am. Thank you to Haley. She's provided the scripts today, which I have not proofread, even though you sent them to me earlier. Don't worry about it.

Okay. You'll be right. Kielda, good morning. I'm Bryn Rudkin. Now, is this... I've given you some performance notes. Yeah. Is it Maryland? Maryland? Yeah, Maryland. Maryland? Maryland?

Maryland? Maryland. Because it looks like Maryland. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, just to Maryland. To Maryland. Yeah, for the second bit. Would you just like to start again?

Would you just, any notes you want to get out of the way now and we'll make? Let me just do a quick. Maybe we'll start again. I'm just going to check. You have got quite a few notes in here. That's young. Does that? Yeah, like a crumbed, sort of a chicken drumstick situation.

Yeah, right. Right, should we, from the top. Okay. Here we go. Okay. Kielder, good morning, I'm Bryn Rudkin. To Maryland in America. Said as mask as possible.

No, you don't have to read the... Oh, okay. You don't want me to read out the notes? America. America. Hundreds of people celebrated the arrival of spring by burning their socks on a beach. Yes, an actual ceremonial sacrifice. This is a real 50-year-old tradition,

started by a sailor who was so furious at winter, he threw his socks on a bonfire and declared he was never putting them on again. There's oysters, live music, and apparently a massive amount of alcohol, making the... Sorry, there's a lot of notes in here, Haley. Making the event totally unhinged. And if you missed it, sucks to be you. That was good.

That's really good. I just hit some capital letters in... Yeah, a bit of caps lot going on. Staying in Mirraca, again, said, So Mask, it almost hurts. Again, it was a performance. Okay. Staying in America, and how's this for a headline? Chesney, the denim shorts wearing Roo, is loose.

Police are jumping on every lead. I see what you did there. Jumping on every lead searching for Chesney, a missing pet kangaroo who escaped from his farm. What's doing in America? Yeah, it was exactly. Is a kangaroo, be confused? That's a follow-up question.

America, you're allowed to have all sorts of things as pets? Really? Yeah, if you can get a kangaroo. home, I reckon it should be fair going. Gosh. He lives on the couch and yes, he wears pants. Little sassy denim booty shorts, but sadly

when he escaped, he was without his signature trousers, meaning his marsupial manhood was also free. A free willy of sorts. Thank you, Haley. In entertainment news, Ripley's, believe it or not, has purchased the giant mechanical rhino from Ace Ventura

when nature calls, specifically the one Jim Carrey crawled out of backwards in cinema's greatest ever but birth to date. It's what a saying. Incredible cinema. Yeah. It's over 10 feet long and fully functional, meaning the purchaser can lube themselves up,

jump on in and experience the joys of being a rhinoceros but baby. Wow. Wow. The Ripley's official press release said they grabbed this opportunity by the horns. No ifs, ands or butts about it. That's really good. It was really good. And finally...

The laughter's happening internally, I think, in studio. Yeah. I would have said grab the opportunity by the horn. Yeah, I think I was me too. Oh, do you want to write it next week? Yeah, I think I might. I should. I think I might have to.

We remember what happened last time, eh? Yeah. I think I'll stay there. I think it's time, though. Yeah. Actually, Fletcher, I'm prepared for you to write something. I can write some. Yeah, absolutely.

Yeah. Well, Flech is on next week. I pretty won't read in the notes because it puts you off as a newsread. Well, especially if you don't pre-read them. Beforehand. Yeah. Like me. And finally, a flow rider, to be pronounced like the rapper,

You see, I've really thrown them off. Oh, yes. A flowrider hospital is suing a patient who was discharged in October, and has simply refused to leave because, quote, this place rules. Five minutes on, she's still in room 373, and the hospital has lost its patients at not being able to lose this patient. That's good. That's good one.

That's a good one. Her health is completely fine. The only thing she is sick of is the three-bings salad every Tuesday. When it comes to insurance, I hope she's covered, unlike the back of her hospital gown. Yeah, that's a good. That's a good one. That's good again. I think the laughter's happening internally.

Maybe we'll just have a rewrite next week. Yeah, again. You think? It's probably more of a performance issue on my part. That's why I sort of thought I was giving the notes. The delivery? I didn't know the day. Yeah.

If you were going to... I'll be honest. Yeah, I'll say it's not my best, not Brin's best. No. If you were going to Marie Kondo, we'd just have to... I'd just start again. Yeah. Yeah.

Fresh start. Have a look at the other news. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, well, back to the drawing board, I guess. Yeah. Next week, Fletch, you're on. Yeah, absolutely. Not enough for the news news news. Happy to help out. Well, congratulations to you, podcast listeners. You've reached the end.

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