ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 30th May 2023

Episode Date: May 29, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. The Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley Big Pod. Thanks to McCafe. Great things are brewing, one cup at a time. Good morning, welcome to the show, Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. You haven't even got your microphone tuned up the right way, Vaughan. I haven't erected it. You need to erect your microphone.

It's pointing down. There you go. Now it's up in my face. Full mast. Here I am. How are you? How are you, boys? Good Now it's up in my face. Full mast. Here I am. How are you? How are you boys? Good. It's warm in here. It's freezing here. Oh, I'm warm.

You're in a cold, damp Airbnb. Broadcasting. Is it damp? It's not as damp, but it's definitely cold. Well, you're in an Airbnb. When you're staying at a hotel or a motel or an Airbnb, you crank the heating.

You're not paying for it. Yeah. I know. I think this place is an Airbnb because it doesn't have heating, Fletch. So I think. Oh, right. Oh, I see. Okay.

Would it be unprofessional of me to slip into my robe? Absolutely not. No, absolutely not. Please do. It's my privilege of broadcasting from not studio, is I can wear a robe. Do it. Knock yourself out. If it makes you warmer, more comfortable.

Coming up on the show, the top six. Yep. Go again, Tommy? No, no, no. I want him to try. I want to see him try and remember. Oh, yeah, it's my one. It was my idea.

It was Vaughan's idea today. There is a Karangahape Road. Road? K-Road. K-Road. K-Road, yeah. Karangahape Road fragrance. No, I don't know.

Who's making this? Well, it was all put into one pharmacy, and they had the pharmacist on the news last night, and he was like, it's all sold out. There's a waiting list for it. I mean, I lived just off K Road for like 10 years. How would you describe the smell? Pungent at times.

Well, it depends if you went up on a Sunday morning. Yeah, maybe the odd little bit of lettuce on the footpath. Well, I've got a bit of blood. I've got the top six. Always fights. Just a little bit of blood. Yes, there was. Silly. There's definitely blood on it. Well, I've got a bit of blood. I've got the top six. God, I've got just a little bit of blood. Yes, there was. Silly.

There's definitely blood on it. Well, I've got the top six scents. Fine notes. Yeah. That you may smell in the Karangahape Road perfume. It's coming up in the top six. Next on the show, though, why it's bad if you blow out at uni

and put on the fresher 5 or the fresher 10. I think I put on about 10, probably the fresher 10. Apart from the obvious reasons. Yeah, apart from... Is there more? Yeah, there's long-term bad news. I've put on my mid-30s 30.

Really loving that. Is that in total since the fresher 5? Yeah, yeah, so it's 35 in total The 20s 10 and the Fresher 30 I'll give you this bad news next We all know the fresher 5 or the fresher 10

The amount of KGs you put on at university Of course As a fresher Yeah, because you're responsible for your own nutrition or five or the fresh of ten, the amount of KGs you put on at university. Of course. As a fresher. Yeah, because you're responsible for your own nutrition. Nutrition in quotations. Yeah. And you can just get fast food whenever you want, energy drinks, a lot of booze.

It's a cheap version. Or if you move into halls of residence and they – Oh, they love the carbs. They're on the 80s food pyramid where carbohydrates is definitely the building block of every meal. So many tops. So many tops. Tops and macs and cheese.

But it's so yum. It was a lot of beers and Eagle Boys pizza for me. Oh, carb heavy. Very carb heavy. 800-101-101. Yes. What happened to them? They get bought out by someone.

Yeah, I think they did actually. God, they were a good pizza. It was a good, yeah. A good swirly barbecue sauce. Oh, yeah, they weren't afraid of the sauce. They weren't afraid of the sauce. It was an Australian fast food. Yeah, it was an eagle.

It was an eagle. It was a lad. Yeah. What the? Sale, yeah, they ended. No, but that was in Australia. They ended with a sale. The pizza hut. They're definitely no longer No, but that was in Australia. They ended with a sale to Pizza Hut.

They're definitely no longer here, right? They just got... They left New Zealand well before 2016. Sale to Pizza Hut. That happened at July 15, 2016, Eagle Boys Pizza. God, no. This was like early 2000s. Yeah, it was.

Yeah, I think so too. Well, researchers from the University of British Columbia suggest that poor dietary habits established when you're at college... Initially called Beagle Boys after the bad guys from Scrooge McDuck and DuckTales. And, well, you know, Disney doesn't muck around when it comes to... No, they don't, no. ...comes to that, so they became Eagle Boys. Well, if I could just interrupt you with your pizza history of New Zealand, Vaughn.

Researchers from British Columbia University have suggested that poor dietary habits, which are established at uni or while you're studying, can contribute to future health issues years later, including obesity, respiratory illnesses, and depression. Everything you do when you're young just gets reversed. Well, you think so, right? Like you get healthy in your 20s, right? Or your 30s.

Yeah, you learn more about how to eat. Yeah. So they researched 12,000 medical students from 31 universities and had a look at the association between eating behaviours and, yeah, down the track. That's what they're saying. So, yeah, your bad habits in college years can persist for decades to come. Well, yeah, I developed a pretty bad habit for wine at university,

and that sort of continues. How's that going for you? Yeah, well, it's just getting stronger and stronger. Yeah. The more money I make, the more I can afford to just have wine when I like. Yeah. No, I just,

you can't spend your university years, like, thinking about, oh, I've got to look after myself. Oh, I'm going to be in my 30s and my 40s. Like, uni students aren't, like, making salads and stuff, are they? God, no. No, no, no. I mean, they are now.

Are they? Because this is the generation where they're not drinking as much. Oh, yeah, right. They're not, you know. And they've got all the TikTok food stuff, you know. Yeah. Everybody's like, how to make the green goddess salad. Oh, my God.

Yeah. Smoothie recipes. Yeah. How the hell are they going to afford a bloody cucumber though? Oh my God. Oh my God. I didn't even realise cucumber was an issue. How much a cucumber?

$7 for a tiny telegraph yesterday. I saw it at the supermarket. Yeah, I went to the local bloody New World and it was $8. Oh, that's just not worth mine. My wife was influenced by 1H Sproul on this soupy situation. Oh, yeah. And she got the soupy and the cucumber was way cheaper and it was way bigger.

She's a size queen. She's a size queen. She loves a big cucumber. She loves a girthy one. Yeah, just quickly back to Eagle Boys. 1996 Eagle Boys set up in New Zealand. Stallone's pizza owner Gavin Cook agreed to merge with Eagle Boys to provide an established base in the South Island.

Rapid expansion saw the Eagle Boys chain grow to over 54 national outlets in the country by the early April 2000. In 2000, though, all New Zealand stores were sold to restaurant brands for $28 million. Oh, that's not bad. He got out while the going was good, didn't he? Yeah, he did.

Yeah. And you may remember this. Eagle Express, where you were guaranteed, if you turned up in store between 5.30 and 8 p.m., you could get a pizza within two minutes. But it had to be one of their four most popular pizzas because they just made them and constantly kept them hot. And if they were in the heater for longer than 30 minutes,

they were in the bin. Jeepers. Because they get too chilly. Well, that's who I blame for my ongoing health issues. Decades later. Well, they're not around either, so. I can't see them. No harm if they have a little fast food history then.

Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. There is a young woman. She's 22 years old. She was studying biomedical science to become a doctor. Okay. Very difficult thing to study. Takes a lot of time. A long time.

What is it, seven years or something? Yeah, it's a long time. And then all they do is they give you a cream, don't they? They give you a hydrosilk cortisone cream every time. Oh, no, exactly. Exactly. I could do that. I've got buckets of the stuff. Even your expired stuff got rid of my butt rash that time. I know, exactly. Exactly, I could do that. I've got buckets of the stuff.

Even your expired stuff got rid of my butt rash that time. You're welcome. Yeah, thank you. Anyway, so she had to quit her studies basically because it was getting way too expensive. It was like the debt was accumulating. She wasn't able to pay it. She was broke.

She was down. She was out. Struggling. In the words of Scribe, wondering how she's going to make it through. I wondered who you were quoting there for a second. A very relevant song for Scribe. Yeah, it is, yeah. Anyway, so she was looking at the option because I have to say,

I mean, she is a stunning woman. She is just in all the right places. She's gone to OnlyFans, hasn't she? Is that where this story's going to? She popped on. And, you know, started doing photos on OnlyFans and she was like, it is not going as fast or it's not as lucrative as I wanted it to be until

one day. So that's a problem a lot of people have is you don't get the numbers. How did you go? Because you started small, didn't you? Belly button. Belly button. Belly button. Yeah, I put things in.

I take things out. I put something else in. I take something else out. My favorite was when you put four M&Ms in your belly button. Yeah, that was really hot. I like that. That popped off, but not nearly as much as the baked beans. I like the one where you had a long straw from your mouth to your belly

button and you drunk monster energy out of yeah that was that was a that was a hot take actually that did really well with the motocross community it did yes yeah it did yeah lucrative well she was uh doing this and she was like oh it's not going that well and then someone started making strange requests to her it started with um someone uh offering to pay money for her to send them shower water, like collect shower water from her shower. Wait, she'd been in? Yeah, like so if you're under the water, just have a little like bucky collecting. If you're in a shub, you could easily collect it, couldn't you?

Or you just scoop it out. Scoop it out. Get a little... I'd have to charge extra because I pee in the shower like 90% of the time. Do you know what? I think that kind of, yeah, you would get to charge extra for that. You also pee in the gym shower and that's even worse because you can see it run. Every now and then.

What, am I going to get out and drip my way over to the toilet and then come back? Yes, please. No, sir. I'd be surprised if Les Mills even let you back in. I can't believe the things you've seen there, you're worried about a woman urinating, to be totally honest. That's at the very low end of gross stuff that's ended up on the shower floor. Through that tiled wall that leads from my bathroom to your bathroom,

different things are happening, Fletch. I'm not responsible for those. No, I know you're not. Anyway. I'm just saying that maybe you should... I only do it when there's no one in the next cubicle. Anyway. So she was asked for shower water

and then she was asked for other sort of bits and bobs, you know, a photo of this and a photo of that. The thing that she is making, $10,000 New Zealand dollars a week. What? Are you kidding me? $10,000 a week is collecting her spit. It's sending it to people.

Oh no. That makes me feel gross. Who's paying for that? Well she charges based on... That was the worst time to have a drink That was quite a salivary sounding drink Sorry it was because that made me feel sick That I just needed like a

Little palate cleanser So she charges based on Like how the interaction is going Whether she can feel she can get a lot of money out of them She charges anything from like 500 to 1000 dollars For a vial Just of her spit.

Is that dangerous? Because that's what you send away to Ancestry.com to do your DNA. I thought you were saying she could be spreading a disease. Yeah, I suppose so. What are they doing with it?

Well, that's a question. You're not here to kink shame, are you? Absolutely not. No, but wow. She's also been asked for her slept in bed sheets. They ask her to sleep in them for a week and then send them off. Oh, do they? You get a nice new set of sheets.

No, but bed sheets aren't cheap. No. Oh, my God, yeah. Mine are like hundreds of dollars. I'm not sending those off. I'd get some cheap Kmart ones. Yeah. Some microfibers.

I'd be like, sheets, $80. Yep. Sleep, well, it's fair, $100 a night. Yeah. Yeah. Yep. I'd always be earning enough money to be buying some sheets. Yeah.

And then if it's a business situation, if you're paying tax, that's GST claimable on those sheets. As well as any sort of tax deductibility. As OnlyFans, and if you need to buy things for OnlyFans tax deductible, we'll need to talk to Alan. I don't know.

We'll need to talk to Helen. Helen will know. She also sells gym clothes she's worked out in. Oh no. Bath water, toothbrushes, and toothpaste spit. And people are actually, and she's making $10,000 a month. No.

No, sir. A week. A week. Oh, wow. So as a result of this, right, she was like doing this to pay off her student debt. And then she was like, I don't even need to be a doctor. So she's just quit medical school. And she's making more money doing this to pay off her student debt. And then she was like, I don't even need to be a doctor. So she's just quit medical school. And she's making more money doing this.

I think she's just going like the time is now. I'm young. I'm hot. I'm happy to do this. It's really empowering. You know, like I'm making all this money. She's paid off all of her debt and her mother's debt. Wow.

Go for it. Well, you save up and then just finish your med school later when you start getting old and ugly. Yeah. I mean, it's going well. I'm considering this because there's a picture of her in a spa bath with a glass of champagne in Santorini. Oh, that's your lifestyle. That is who I want to be.

Yeah. I could spit so much in Santorini. Well, you could work from home. Yeah. I could spit so much in Santorini. Well, you could work from home. Yeah, totally. Well, then now my home office is tax deductible as well. Because it's in Santorini. I'm just constantly thinking of the tax benefits here. Is she getting away with this, though?

Is she making so much money because she's hot? Dude, she is so hot. Oh, you see, that's the thing. I don't think everyone can pull that off. Sorry? What? No, I just said generally. I just said generally I don't think everyone can pull that off. What? No, I just said generally. I just said generally. I don't think everybody could pull that off because. Mark my words.

In one year, in one year's time, 30th of May, 2024, I'll quit this job. Because I'll be making so much money selling my gym leggings and my spittle. You'd have to go to the gym. Oh, do I? I was going to do fake workouts. Fake workouts and fake sweat. You know, because sometimes you get a more pungent stink from sitting around doing nothing all day.

Because, you know, it's not like... You know, sometimes you take your clothes off at the end of the day doing nothing, you're like, oh, my God. I've done nothing. You've done nothing, but it's because when you go to the gym and you sweat, I'm imagining the stinky particles to the sweat particles, the ratio is better. But when you sit around the gym and you sweat, I'm imagining the stinky particles to the sweat particles, the ratio is better.

But when you sit around, there's no sweat particles. It's just all those stank particles. Just stank. So there you go. You can sit around doing nothing. Way to make some money. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley.

Silly little pose. Silly little pose. It is so silly, silly, silly. That silly little pose. Silly Little Pole It is so silly, silly, silly That the silly little pole Silly Little Pole Silly Little Pole Silly Little Pole Silly Little Pole

Today's Silly Little Pole. Do you like pitch invaders? That's what you call them if they're clothed. If they're nude, streakers. Yes. The Warriors game in Napier at the weekend. Absolutely plagued by it. How many of them were nude?

I don't know how many were nude. I saw a couple of the ones I saw because I guess they could show it because they're clothed. Yeah. Clothed.

And then a lot of people like trying to make the run for it and then getting stopped. Yeah. It just kind of became a bit... Red Badge got some big hits. Yeah. Oh, Red Badge.

Red Badge love a clothesline on a streaker, don't they? Yeah. Or, you know, one's hot on their tail, and then someone else jumps in front, and the streaker stops, and they just absolutely fold them in half. Do you like Pitch Invaders or streakers?

Yes, 26%. No, 74%. Yeah. Well, it became... It got a bit much, didn't it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It got overdone. Like one rogue, nudie streaker in one game every now and again.

If they pick a quiet moment, if someone's down, seeking medical attention, if the field of play is stopped, sure. But not constantly like that. Not when a match is like tied and there's two minutes to go. Yeah, don't interrupt the game. It stinks of, like, give me attention. And I know that smell very well. It's a smell I'm quite familiar with.

It's a smell I exude on a regular basis. But, you know, it's like when kids used to show off and they'd come into the lounge, you know, when your parents were entertaining, you're like, and you just think you're so funny. And your parents were entertaining, you're like, ah, and you just think you're so funny. And your parents are like, you're showing off. Go to bed. That's what it feels like.

Yeah, get out of here. 100%. Get out of here. Well, some messages in. Sarah says, because I know, because no one gets into their birthday suit anymore to streak. If you're going to do it, you've got to do it properly. Yeah, we want to see a little bit of baps. Yeah.

Yes. We want to see some bits and pieces jingling, jangling. Yeah, we want to see a little bit of baps. Yeah. We want to see some bits and pieces jingling, jangling. Yeah, so you can see your bat and your ball. Arana says, what is the actual point of it? I think you've stumbled across one of the great things about humans. We don't actually need a point to do anything.

Yeah, no. In fact, some of the things that happen most often, zero point to it. It's kind of lads egging each other on, or it's a bet, right? Yeah. A lot of the time. Angela says, I work for one of the stadiums and it's so frustrating they don't realise how much they impact everything and the wasted resources

we have to dedicate to this. Beer wouldn't cost as much if we didn't have to worry about them. No, that's not a direct result. No, that's just price gouging from the stadiums. Yeah. 100%. They all keep that price gouging from the stadiums. Yeah, 100%. Don't tell me if all of a sudden everybody agreed to stop streaking stadiums

it'd also be like, and the beers are now significantly cheaper. Beer's now $4, everybody. Whatever. Either you own the stadium, Angela, and you're lying to us, or you've fallen for your employees' lies. I think so, yeah. You've been lied to. Anyway, there's lies. Jared says,

I like it when they get absolutely folded like origami by a security guard who's at least 50 kgs heavier than them. And then they end up kind of wrestling and the security guard's got like a ball in his face.

Yeah. Oh, so good. Great stuff. Sweaty gooch on the shoulder. Oh, yeah. Gooch on the chin. Hell of a place for a gooch. Connor says,

one may be funny, but if you're not the first to do it, everybody just thinks you're very cringe on the night. 100%. Yeah, which is an absolutely fair call. Connor. Dan says, first time you said it's funny, and I want to see some different streakers. Like someone should streak a filming of MasterChef,

but the thing is the minute it's live, they're just going to edit that straight out. Yeah. Do you remember that streaker? What was his name in the UK? But he went and did it too many times. Jarvo? Oh, yeah, and he would sneak out for the lineups and stuff as well.

Yeah, and he'd actually dress like them, and he carried his bat out in a cricket game once. Oh, yeah, that's right. That was pitch invading yeah because he was fully clothed Lisa said they bring some life to boring as shit games

harmless bit of entertainment alright Lisa why are you at the game she hates it she's watching it she hates it don't know what she's saying

we've got it's not the 1930s we've got so many entertainment options sounds like she's been dragged along to some cricket matches yeah

yes Steph said pitch invader equals annoying streaker equals funny We've got so many entertainment options. Sounds like she's been dragged along to some cricket matches. Yeah. Yes. Steph said, pitch invader equals annoying. Streaker equals funny. Since when did just running on a field fully clothed become a thing? If you're going to do it, you've got to be naked. Yeah, I agree with that. You simply want to see some bits. Yeah, same.

Give me something for my money. I'll tell you what. Lube yourself up too. Make yourself real hard to grab. Like a greased up pig. Oh, great. But then you're going to lube the field. Imagine that.

Someone just running in for a try. An all-black's running in for a try and then slips on your lube patch. Don't lube yourself from the knees down. No, but you'll fall on the ground. No, but you'll only fall if they can grab you and you'll be so lube that they won't be able to. Torso only. Okay. Yeah, lube it up.

Lube up the arms. Yeah, but you've always got to tackle the legs. Go around the legs. You go around the legs. Well, lube it up. Lube up the arms. Yeah, but you've always got to tackle the legs. Go around the legs. You go around the legs. Well, that'll teach the security guards from going too high.

Oh, there you go. It's a little poll. Done and dusted. Streakers, it's thumbs down. Play ZM's Fletch Vodanale. Play ZM. I saw this on the TikTok. It is a couple.

They are in their boudoir. Set the scene. They've got a oatmeal linen duvet. The lights are on and their door hardware. Oh, it's cheap. Is this meant to be on TikTok? No, no, no, no. It's not that bad.

Oh, it's not spicy. Basically, this is the hypothetical I want to pose to you, Vaughn, as a man who loves both Lego and women. Okay. It's a Venn diagram there. The circles are on top of each other. Yeah, they're pretty. It's just a circle.

You can't even see the second circle. It's so Venn. It's one circle. It's called Lego and Woman. The Vaughan Smith story. Well, TikTok is basically the woman's behind the camera. She's the voice. And he's got this brand new box of Lego.

And he's opening it like he's so excited. And she says, hey, babe, before you start that, just quickly look at me. And he looks and he's like, ah! And she's clearly naked. Right? She's clearly something's out. Right. Be at the top or the bottom.

Put some clothes on. What if a bit of Lego gets lost in there? Okay, I think I already know where your hypothetical's going to go. And then she says to him, would you rather do that or would you rather do me? And he immediately goes, ah, what kind of a question is that? And then he goes, I have been waiting for this for a really long time. And then she's like, oh, so you've made your choice.

And he says, no, but everyone knows that he's really. He's made his choice for Lego. What's his Lego? What Lego set has he got? Let me have a little looky. It's like a big set. Like it's a massive box. Hang on.

He holds up the. What's he doing? Is he sitting on his bed unpacking the Lego? Yeah. Oh, my God. It's a massive box. Hang on, he holds up the... What's he doing? Is he sitting on his bed unpacking the Lego? Yeah. Oh, my God. And that's amateur stuff. You've got to sit at the dining table and unpack the bags of Lego. Pieces will get lost.

Yeah. Hang on, I've just made it so much worse. The Lego he's constructing is a giant baby Yoda. Oh, I've done that one. That's also a circle. A Star Wars circle. That's a... You've got Star Wars circle. That's a... You've got Star Wars, Legos, and a woman.

On top of each other there. Yeah. I mean, he made the choice. I think he went for the boobs. He went for the boobs? He went for the boobs. Yeah, because he knows he can... They're not going anywhere.

But neither is the Lego. It is. You've got to do it immediately or the Lego fairies will steal it back. No, the Lego's not going anywhere. You can just, yeah, just do it later. No, no, no, no. I would never open the box of Lego without the time to fully finish whatever I was building. So if you'd opened it, you were committed?

Yeah. Like I see some people do it over a few days. It's like, no, clear the schedule, wake up early in the morning and get it all done in one day. Like I need the kitchen table for the day. If you've got the kitchen table all set up and you're like, oh my God, I'm going to do the little baby Yoda and then I've got my box out and I'm putting that thing

and I'm putting it all together and then Sade walks in and she's like, whistling. Yeah. Hey, Vaughn. Yeah. So I imagine you're a sex life.

I'll be like, yeah, chuck the jug on. Actually, you're dead right. I do need a coffee to concentrate on this Lego. Whoa. Okay. There's time for that later.

I'm Legoing. You would go for the Lego. Absolutely. But you can come back to the Lego. Okay. There's time for that later. I'm Legoing. You would go for the Lego. Absolutely. But you can come back to the Lego. You only need five minutes. You're like, there's time for it later. Do you think that Sade is going to come back to you once she's been shut down for a round of Lego?

Yeah. When she was already gone. I'll be so exhausted after this Lego build, I'll be in no mood. Exactly. For lovemaking for a couple of days. Right, okay. You know, I'll need time to recharge. Eggs for lovemaking for a couple of days. Right, okay. You know, I'll need time to recharge.

Yeah, yeah. So you've also got to remember, I've been in this relationship for nearly 20 years. Like, Legos coming straight out of, you know, the plastic. It's a fun new build. Yeah, yeah. You know. Well, everyone, a lot of the comments on TikTok are that

he's made the wrong decision. That he should have just stuck with the Lego. The Grogu Lego set. Yes, stick with Lego. It's good fun. Nerds, eh? Such great fun. Yeah.

Well, that's good. Well, I'm going to Legoland soon. When we go to America, we're going to Legoland. So if there's a woman there. Holy moly. Holy moly. Well, your wife will be there. Well. Oh, going to Legoland. So if there's a woman there... Holy moly. Well, your wife will be there. Oh, yeah, of course. That woman. That was what I was talking

specifically about. You might explode. I could. Play. ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley. From the bustling ZM think tank, this is the Top Six. Hello.

Well, when you talk about... Oh, good, thank you, babe. Oh, my God, you're looking so good. Oh, I am not. I am not. I feel like a dumpster. No, you're so not a dumpster. I can't fit none of these cookies.

You do love a cookie. I've seen them. Well, when it comes to roads synonymous with culture, it'd be hard to go past Karangahapi Road in Auckland. It's hard because I lived near just off K Road for like 10, was it 10? Maybe even more, 12 years? You lived there for a long time. And in the last, like, 10 years, it has gone posh, eh?

There's some posh parts. Let's put it this way. You would never have bought an $18 Reuben sandwich on K Road in 2007. No, you wouldn't have. Let's put it that way, shall we? There's some amazing restaurants and cafes and bars and shops.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. But some people don't like the changes because it's, you know, it was a real hubbub of, say it was the centre of like drag

and LGBTQI. Yeah. And like the 80s and 90s and it was like this real melting pot of miscreants and dark, dingy alleyways and deviancy. I mean, there's still a bit of that. It's hard to get rid of that.

I mean, you know, it's, yeah, if you're out there on a Saturday or Sunday morning. I remember being on a very early Sunday morning and I was heading somewhere and I got a very important phone call. So I just tucked over on the side of the road. And then a lovely sex worker hopped in my car. You know what?

I think you're about the fifth person I know personally that that's happened to. Yeah. And she was like, what do you want? And I was like, oh, no, no, no. I'm just on a phone call. And then you're like, well, we are here. Yeah. How much, love? we are here. Yeah, no. How much, love?

What are we talking? What are we talking? What are we talking? It's Sunday after all. Yeah. The Lord's Day. So somebody's made a fragrance of K-Road, a perfume. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

This is like, is this a marketing gimmick from the business ass? Maybe. The business ass is out there shaking it. Yeah. It says that the perfume includes wet pavement, beer, infused leather, incense burn, and coffee. Oh, your incense burn.

There's some amul too. I don't know what it is about this. And the tan of amul. I don't know what it is about this perfume, but... I love you! And it's really opened everything up. Oh, really?

Is there a toilet nearby? Well, I have got the top six notes I could smell in the Karangahape Road. Okay. I raised a question just before you get into this. Okay. Being a Wellington girl, Hayley, what would smell nicer, the Courtney Place perfume or the K-Road perfume? K-Road, because at least K-Road, like when you said incense,

I was like, oh yeah, there's all the hippie shops and, you know, Sandalwood really. Cubic's got a, well, you can tell when you're within a block of Cosmic Corner or whatever it's called now because you can smell the incense. But it's hard to get past the smell of white people dreadlocks on Cuba. Yeah, yeah, that's just... Whereas Courtney Place perfume would just smell like chunny. Chunny and regret. Yeah.

Chunny, piss and regret. And fountain, bucket fountain water. Yeah. No, that's Cuba Street. Courtney Place is the club street. But around the corner. Oh, yeah, yeah. Same for sin. Gotcha, gotcha. I understood. Yeah, okay. Same for sin. Gotcha, gotcha. I understood. Yeah, okay. Same for sin.

Well, I've got the top six notes I could pick up from the Karangahape Road perfume. I'm actually wearing it. So I'll give it number six on the list. Oh, that is a subtle nod. Oh, yes, it's a lovely... It's a couple having a drunken row in the middle of the road. Oh, that's a fight.

That's what that smell is there. You know that well, right? I've had one or two. The long time ago. I'm going to give this another smith. Smith? Fraudian slip. I'm going to give this another sniff. The notes you can smell in the new Karangahapi

road perfume, that is oh, it's a drunkenly dropped kebab, that one there. The notes you can smell On the new Karangahapi Road Perfume That is Oh It's a drunkenly Dropped kebab That one there Oh no It's just been Peeled open

You're getting it all The tabbouleh The garlic The yoghurt It's all starting to flow out But you've dropped it And now you can't eat it And the herb is here

So you can't get another one Oh no Sorry Okay I'll just give this one Another sniff For number four On the list of the top six Notes you can smell On the Kar. Sorry. Okay, I'll just give this one another sniff. For number four on the list of the top six notes, you can smell on the Karangahapi Road perfume.

Oh, I know what that is. What's that? That's Vom'd Up Pals in the gutter. Someone had too many palses. It has a distinct smell. Someone had too many vodka-based palses. Passion Fruity? The purple can.

Yeah, I was going to say the purple can. It's the purple can. Okay, number three on the list of the top six notes I can smell in the Cairo perfume. Nangs. Nangs, I can smell nangs. It's the metallic sort of. It's the metallic mixed with the latex of the balloon. Yeah.

It's a whole thing. I can even smell a little bit of the cardboard box it comes in. Yeah. It smells like whipped. Anyway, that's how I can smell. Number two on the list of the top six notes, you can smell on the Karangahapi Road perfume. I can hear the birds at your Airbnb.

I mean, I just heard the birds. It was lovely, wasn't it? That was so nice. That was so nice. That, my friends, what I'm picking up there, it's a deeper, it's a more subtle note, but it's a turboed Honda Civic running really rich. Oh, yeah, nice. Really rich.

You want that. Take off there at the, you know, Upper Queen. Hear the lights, yeah. Upper Queen K Road intersection. Okay, number one, Just give this one more. The top six scents I can deduce from the new Karanga Happy Road perfume. That is a tipped over rubbish bin, but it's got at least three species feces in it. Right.

Dog. Yeah. Human. And raccoon? Didn't even know we had raccoon. That can't be right. That can't be right. That can't be right. Awesome?

No, it's raccoon. Oh, wow. It's one of the kind of roads with many secrets, it turns out. That's today's top six. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. But brace yourself and maybe cup yourself. Okay. Because I've got a terrible story for those with a penis.

There was a man who was having some fun with a female. And while, boy, oh, boy, they were going, going and having a good time when there was a good old-fashioned case of slippage and didn't quite catch it in time and accidentally caught it on something that blocked it and

Too late. I love how you're dancing around this. And there was a bending? There was a hit and a bend and an immediate loss of the good feeling time. What it snapped? Did he break it? This man basically broke his penis in three places.

My first question was, there's no bones in there. How do you break? How old were you when you realised there's no bone in your boner? There's no bone in your boner. There's no bone. I don't know. Do you remember just being like, oh, what? There's not?

Yeah. I don't think I ever assumed there was. Yeah, I just can't remember. Yeah. But I do remember being surprised at one stage. It's like, really? But when it's relaxed, you'd be like, where do the bones go? Yeah, that's true.

Well, there's no bones, but what there is is there is a series of blood vessels that run along the length of it. And one in particular, which is called the corpora carvinosa, that's the one that fills up with blood and hardens, right? Right. So when he broke his willy, so basically he went to the hospital and was like, hey, this is very sore now, and there's been blood coming out of it for five hours. What? Okay, wow. I would have gone a lot sooner.

But you know, guys. I know. It'll heal. This happens to everyone. Blood out of the urethra for five hours is absolutely fine. So basically what they found was that there's two spongy tubes inside of it. Yeah. And they fill up with blood and harden, and that's what an erection is. And he had a tear from left to right through three of these tubes,

the tunica albugina, the corpora carnivosa, which is the main one, and the corpus spongusum. So a penis is like a glow stick. Kind of. Yes. You crack it and then you shake it. It mixes and it gets really fluoro yellow. Yeah, but in this case there's different layers of things

that aren't supposed to be and there was a break and that's where the blood ended. That's probably a really good analogy, maybe. So literally, because the blood vessels that fill up had snapped, that's why all the blood was coming out of those. Have you been clenching your... Dude, I'm clenching my penis and I don't even have one. I'm just like, oh, that's so horrible.

So I had a flatmate once that broke his banjo string. Yeah, I've had a friend who's done that too. The little string that connects it to the body, basically. And then it was just like... But you had to go to the A&E. Because, like, blood everywhere. Of course. Everywhere.

Like, insane. Yeah, terrible. He also tore through... Because like blood everywhere Of course Everywhere Like insane Yeah terrible He also tore through This The woman must have a very strong Perineum You know That thing

She's been doing her kegels Also tore through his urethra So like this guy's really stuffed to death Slow down Yeah The faster you go the bigger the mess Now that goes for Car accidents.

And... Yes. Hey, by the way, they peeled it all back, stitched it all up. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm cleatsing. Six months later, he's been fine. Like it's been fine. Okay?

This is like, he's good now. He's good now. I hope he slows down and he's a more sensual lover slow don't be slamming i know exactly no slamming anyway this is probably one of the most horrific cases of of a sex injury i've ever heard in my life i want to hear more we want to know your boudoir injuries and they don't you don't have there doesn't have to be you know they don't have to be that graphic but, blood involved. They don't have to be that graphic. But yeah, have you, I mean, you could have just torn a

hammy. Well, we had a friend who got injured on a swing, didn't she? You know, it's fine. She shared it on Instagram. But like, you know, she was having a little play around in a swing and X, Y, Z and then broke the back. Maybe you've done an Achilles or you've broken your leg because you fell

off the bed. Yeah, maybe. It doesn't have to be like... You've done an Achilles or you've broken your leg because you fell off the bed. Yeah, maybe. It doesn't have to be like that. You've done an Achilles. Yeah. 0800 dials at M is the number. We want you to give us a call. Well, this poor fella was having a bit of adult fun time and tore through three blood vessels

in his member and it hurt. So, we are hearing about your injuries during adult fun time. Well somebody said we've set the bar very high. I did start with literally a man who tore his urethra and three blood vessels.

We're not asking you to beat it we're just asking you to match it. I know, I know. There is a lot of During my lesbian days of of course, lol. That's what they say. Oh, okay. On this text.

During my lesbian days... They dabbled. Brackets, OFC. Yeah, of course. Of course, yeah. Lol. That could be a lesbian acronym, though. Yeah, Only Females Club.

Yeah, Only Females Club. Lesbians, oh, lesbians. Yeah. That's what LOL stands for. I had such an intense reaction, I convulsed backwards on the bed and hit my head on the side table, knocking myself out. Ten minutes later, I woke up very confused.

I can see why you've left those days behind you. The head injuries must have nearly done you in. What would you do if you were with someone and they knocked themselves out? Would you just be like, would you wait for them? Or would you be like, wake up. Hello. Do you call an ambulance? Hey, you're right.

I guess you assess the wound. If someone knocked themselves out cold, I'd call an ambulance. If someone just was a bit like, whoa, I banged my head, I feel a bit, I'd be like, take it easy. But if someone was out cold, I'd call an ambulance. Yeah. That's a concussion. Then you've got to wait for the ambulance to come

and then they're going to be like what's wrong and you'd be like she's a lady she just threw herself backwards and banged her head why was she throwing herself backwards because I'm very good

at my job I know what I'm doing I know what I'm doing I won't be blamed for this. Of course, these have got to be delicately approached. Someone said, when you said you'd done an Achilles, I thought you'd said you'd done an Achilles. I was like, what the hell is an Achilles?

No, no, no. No, Achilles. Achilles, because that's a leverage point as well. Anyway, again, dancing around that one. I have, shall we say, mis-tuned the banjo twice. Twice. Someone else had to have it surgically removed. Too grown up.

Is that, yeah. Is it elusive then? I don't know. It's like the tongue. It's like holding it in place. Yeah, we had a couple of messages on Instagram. Somebody said, yeah, they know people that have done the banjo string. And someone said, my partner put his back out. We told the physio he heard it putting on socks. Putting the stretch before and after and some core.

Yeah. Just to hold that back all in place. How good is putting on socks, eh, for an ACC claim? Always good. Slip in the shower, put on socks. Yeah, but how embarrassing is it when you actually do hurt yourself putting on socks? And then everybody at the physiotherapy centre thinks you're lying. Yeah.

We were playing about with my girlfriend, now wife. So it's good that they were playing about, but, you know, honest intentions all around. Get a ring on it and make an honest woman out of her. While thinking we were home alone at my parents', my parents came home and my girlfriend stood up so quick, she head-butted me because I was looking down and her head butted me straight in the nose and blood just poured out all over her head.

Obviously, it took some explaining. Oh, dear. Lots of accidents. Some more graphic ones. Yep. A lot of these can't be read out. A lot of them can't be read out. No, no, no, no, no.

But you take care of yourself out there. Yes. Be safe. Slow down. Yep. Slow down. Follow the two second rule. Yes.

Work your way into it. Break on the straight before it's too late. Yes. There's another drive. A lot of road safety messages can apply to the bedroom. Yes. Work your way into it. Break on the straight before it's too late. Yes. There's another drive. A lot of road safety messages can apply to the bedroom. Yeah. Turns out. Play ZM's Fletch Vornanale.

Play ZM. Last night, my plans, after dinner, watch Succession. Oh, the final. No spoilers, but the final episode of Succession. The final episode. Not just season finale, the final episode of Succession. Good, the final. No spoilers, but the final episode of Succession. The final episode. Not just season finale, the final episode of Succession. Good. It was good.

Yeah. I'm excited. It was like 85 minutes long. I haven't watched a single episode of any season, so now I've got the whole thing. You've got a lot ahead of you. You've got a lot of watching. Great show.

That was my plan. I say to the children, get out of the lounge, because this is not appropriate. Children watching. Is it? I say, get out of the lounge because this is not appropriate. Children watching. Is that? I said, get out of the lounge and go and read a book. Yeah. And so they're packing up, getting out of the lounge.

And August says to me, what's this on this cushion? Oh, not now. What do you mean what's on this cushion? Stop stalling. Get out of here. I'm about to watch a show full of swears. Yeah. And she's like, no, there's something on this cushion.

And I was like, oh, you guys have been, because they've both been sick. Oh, yeah. So they haven't been at school and they've just been like living on the couches. And I was like, oh, you've spilt something. What colour? Chocolate.

Oh, I'd say, do you know if I'll have one of those yogurts forever? What are those chocolate yogurts in the little pockets? Your pottles. Dairy food. I haven't had one of those forever. Do they eat those? We don't have chocolate dairy food in the house. Oh, those are so yum.

It was, and I said, sniff it. What is it? Now that was, she sniffed it and she's like, it's poos. And I was like, it's poos? Did they poo on the couch? I was like, what? This is why I don't want kids, ever. So it wasn't the children that pooed on the couch.

Oh, okay. It was the 16-year-old dog we've got. Well, how do you know it was that dog? Well, the other two dogs haven't been inside. And when I found 16-year-old dog sleeping on her bed in the laundry, I checked her rear end, and there was still ever-present evidence. Oh, yuck. She's old and can't poo properly through the fur.

For those that need a picture of this dog, it's what a dog would look like if it was on a zombie movie or The Walking Dead. Yeah. It's got patchy hair. It's skinny. Very patchy. It's or The Walking Dead. Yeah. It's got patchy hair. It's skinny. Very patchy. It's somehow defying death. Yeah. Every year.

2020 was a hell of a year for all of us, but that was the year that Lulu ran through a fire, got attacked by another dog, and had to have 12 teeth removed through an aesthetic, all while having a very noticeable heart murmur and the doctor said this could be

the end of her guess what it wasn't the end of her three years later here she is still going still going still going

she's so sweet she's deaf and blind deaf definitely deaf and blind got the misty eyes yeah

and apparently now struggles to poo all the way out and gets stuck. So someone later on today, and boy, oh boy, I don't know what you guys have got planned today, but I'm shaving a dog's ass area. With your beard trimmer.

No, no, no, no, no. We've got a special dog poo. Dog trimmer. Okay, right. A dog shaver. So I'm like, this is gross. So that pillow almost went straight to the bin. But there is. Yeah, that's gross. It's going to be one of those three wash things where it looks clean,

but you just keep washing it every time you do any towels or anything. Its energy isn't clean. Yeah, yeah. It needs a purer. It needs a saging. It needs a saging. So then I was like, I'm supposed to be watching Succession, god damn it.

So I pick this dog up and take it into the shower and it doesn't want to be in the shower and it's scattering all around the place. I'm like hold still, you're being washed. So I shampoo this dog completely down and then like towel dry this dog. And so I had a late night. You have to thumb anything

down the plug hole? Oh, not at all. Not at all. Okay, that's pretty gross. Did you have to pull some out or push some back in?

There was like, the area was thoroughly like, washed. I think you need to send this dog to a farm. No! Yeah,

you can't use that excuse when you kind of live on a farm. But, she's still been there last time we went to the vet for immunizations before she went to the kennels. They're like, she's still been there. Last time we went to the vet for immunisations before she went to the kennels, they're like, she's in remarkable health for a 16-year-old.

I'm like, what will stop this dog? She's like one of those 111-year-olds you see on the news and they're like, what's your secret? And they're like, Siggy's and lollies. Siggy's and Taylor. Siggy's and booze and lollies. 26 minutes away from eight.

And I said to the girls, this is a lesson in getting a pet. If you're not willing to wash that pet's ass when it's old, you're not ready to have a pet. Yeah. Play. ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley. We just finished this big fat yawn. That was delicious.

There is a dating expert on TikTok. Now, you may hear me say that a bit, but this is a theory that I really like, even though it kind of offends me, and I'll explain why. Okay. She says that people that are having a hard time meeting someone on Hinge, Bumble, Tinder, all the apps, should try this theory called the Filet-O-Fish theory.

Now, you know I'm a strong spokeswoman, I'll say. You're an advocate. For the Filet-O-Fish. Big advocate. In fact, if there was a way to get one today, boy, oh, boy, I would. That's your number one burger choice. Yeah, I love it. And for Vaughan, for your wife, it's her secondary burger.

Yeah, it's her co-burger. Yeah, whereas I'm a quarter pounder first and always a quarter pounder followed by nuggies or a cheeseburger as a secondary. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I love a nuggies and a cheeseburger. Please don't get me wrong, but a Filet-O-Fish just has a freshness like no other. The steamed bun, it's like the sweet tartare.

I add lettuce. Mwah, mwah, mwah. Monster. Anyway, we're going offare. I add lettuce. Monster. We're going off track. The premise is very simple, she says. When you walk into a McDonald's, you probably have a good idea of what you're going to order. Most likely the same thing. A Big Mac, nuggies, whatever. What probably hasn't remotely

crossed your mind is the Filet-O-Fish. Because, she says, why would it? Now, this is where I reject this theory, but she's got a good point. She says, I implore you to order the Filet-O-Fish because it is something new and it might surprise you. And this is the Filet-O-Fish theory,

which is like you're on apps, you're swiping, you swipe the same type of person that ticks your usual boxes, tall, blah, blah, whatever, and it's not working for you because you are so limiting yourself to these certain types. Whereas when you're out in the real world, sometimes when you get talking to people, you bump into people that may not tick all your boxes immediately,

a connection can form and you end up falling in love with this person that perhaps isn't your aesthetic or something. You fall in love with a Filet-O-Fish on the street. Exactly. So she's saying the next time you go on your apps, think to yourself, do I keep on swiping the nuggies or do I try a Filet-O-Fish? I guess you're trying something different.

It's a good analogy. It's not work for you're trying something different. It's a good analogy. It's not work for you. Try something different. I want a Filet-O-Fish in the streets and a McRib in the sheets, you know? Oh, yeah. McRibs only run a few weeks of the year. They're a part time. They're a part time for me to tell the show sponsor how to run their business, but I'm just saying.

It could be a good permanent, yeah. This dating expert, Sam, she says that her husband is very much a Filet-O-Fish Oh, wow That's a horrible thing to say to your husband She says though, not her type at all That she'd been going for a type And then when she met her husband, she was like, oh God, no And then it was like, oh hang on, this person's really lovely and off we get

And she's like, actually this Filet-O-Fish tastes amazing. In fact, I'm actually going to marry this Filet-O-Fish. Wow. I'm definitely a quarter pounder, eh? Am I a quarter pounder? Yeah, you're definitely a pounder, for sure. Yeah, you give it, let's say you give it about a quarter of your hamburger, eh?

Oh, I'm just happy to be involved. Happy to be on the menu. Happy to be considered edible. Between two buns. You're just happy to be there. to be there Happy to be on the menu Happy to be considered edible Between two buns You're just happy to be there Oh yeah put me on there Happy to get between two buns

At any given moment He's just pleased Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley Well I learned to drive In a Toyota Starlet You in a Daihatsu Charade Charade

A charade Charade yeah What a vehicle Yeah very small. I was thinking you were going to say Terios, and I was going to say, did your mum go on Wheel of Fortune? No, that was the one that gave away on Wheel of Fortune. And Sail of the Century.

Do I had to really was trying to make some inroads. There were some promo vehicle giveaways. Yes, there was. In the 90s. But a Starlet and a, what? A Mykonos. That's not a place that's an island. No, a charade.

Do I had to say charade. Do I had to say charade? Do I have to say charade? And Hayley, you learned to drive in a? Lexus. Of course you did. Was it a manual or was it automatic? No, it was automatic.

Oh. You know how to drive manual though, eh? Yes. Okay, good. How? My granddad taught me how to drive in his Mazda. Yes, there it is. Oh, there it is.

There she's down to earth. There's the Kiwi. We got there. There's the Kiwi driving experience. That was a 1996 Mazda that I learned to drive manual in. But I learned how to drive in my dad's Lexus because it was easy. It was like a big, it was just a good. A tank.

Big safe car. Safe car, yeah. Well, you had to stick your lunar plate up. Well, in Australia, a lunar plate has been spotted on a Lamborghini. Someone took a photo. Now, it's on the back. Well, I mean, you couldn't put it on the back windscreen because it's at such an angle that you wouldn't be able to see it

as the car behind you. So it's like stuck onto the bumper. Right. It's also stuck where it looks like someone could have just walked past and just been like, As a joke. Chucked an owl on a Lambo. Oh, my God. Oh, actually, the new season of the Kardashians has started,

and I watched Ep 1, and Kendall is teaching Kylie how to drive stick, and she's in a vintage Porsche. A vintage Porsche. Oh, my God. Learning to drive stick. And she's in a vintage Porsche. A vintage Porsche. Oh my God. Learning to drive manual. When she turns on the engine, it's like... So Kendall can drive manual.

She drives manual. She's the best one. She's the best one. She can drive manual. That seals the deal. And she taught her little sister how to do it. Soul to the earth. Good people. But that's like an L plate on a vintage Porsche. Yeah. And she taught her little sister how to do it. Sold to the earth. Good people. But that's so relatable. But that's like an Alplate on a vintage Porsche.

Yeah. So relatable. So this was spotted on Melbourne's Eastern Freeway. Someone took a photo of it and said, this is insane. A Lamborghini Aventador. So how much are they worth? Like $200,000? I don't know, but their top speed's 350 k's an hour.

Oh. So you can't, in Australia, you go L plates, P plates, full license. On P plates, you're restricted to how powerful the car can be. Because you're driving by yourself. But on L plates, because technically you're under supervision of somebody on your L plates, you can drive this ridiculous car. How freaky would it be learning to drive in a Lamborghini? That's nuts.

But you do see people, you do see L plates on like really flash European expensive cars sometimes. And you're just like, that is wild. Yeah. $400,000 is what a used 2017 Lamborghini Aventura LP 754 costs. And that I believe is American dollars. Wow. But then if your parents are like super loaded and rich.

That's the only car they have. That's the only car they have. They're not going to have like the little manster. Don't just total on down to a dealership and buy a. Like a. A safe car. Right. It doesn't need to be super expensive.

Do you know there are no Lamborghinis? Oh, no, there's one. Oh, no, there's one Lamborghini. Oh, no, there's a couple of Lamborghinis. I was just looking on Trade Me for Lamborghinis. I put up behind a Lamborghini the other day in West Auckland. In your little chimney. Yeah, in the chimney. Well, would it have been embarrassing if we had to go up a muddy hill?

It would not have been. No, not you embarrassing. How embarrassing to drive a Lamborghini in New Zealand. Well, yeah, they were driving it and I was just like yeah, it is wild seeing one out and about and you're like, oh my god, Lamborghini. There's a Lamborghini here on Trade Me. It's a 2015

Lamborghini. It's got low mileage and it's only $700,000. Only? Is that all? So I might add to watch list. $700,000. Only? Is that all? So I might add to watch list. $700,000. If I win the big lotto, I would probably buy a 1980s Lamborghini Contage. No, you wouldn't.

You wouldn't spend any money on a dumb car. I probably wouldn't. But I would like to drive one. I had a poster on my wall growing up, and that was like, in my mind, the coolest car. Yeah, right. The 1992 Dodge Viper now that's one I would like to buy

because it's ridiculous and you remember that TV show Viper and Viper was a red Viper it was like a night rider knock off and then Viper would drive behind something

and automatically turn into a a closed roof Viper and he had he was bulletproof oh my god and they used to go around and shoot stuff

and stop criminals yeah and now you're driving a Suzuki Jimny and now I drive a Jimny very practical vehicle And he was bulletproof. Oh, my God. And they used to go around and shoot stuff and stop criminals. Yeah. And now you're driving a Suzuki Jimny. And now I drive a Jimny. Very practical vehicle. There's a 1975 Lamborghini Espada. That looks cool.

That's only $300,000. Yeah, see, that's what you need the kids learning to drive in. The old, not the new Lambo. The ones that absolutely would cost an absolute fortune to get panel-beated. Play ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. We talked about beige flags, which is like when you're on a dating app and then a beige flag is something where you're like, oh, that's so boring. You're so boring, you know?

Like, I don't know. I love books. Wait, is that the beige flag? No, I'm talking about beige. I can't even remember any examples of beige flags. But it's basically like a sign that that person is going to be so bloody boring. Ah, here you go. Beige flag.

Beige flags to look out for. These are eight beige flags. If all of their photos are selfies, it shows that someone doesn't have any hobbies or extra correctly or whatever. Right. Different than a red flag. A red flag. You'd still go there, right?

Yeah, because this might be a red flag, the selfie, because it might be they're a narcissist. But it also could be that they're very boring. So beige flags. Their hobbies are extremely general. Drinking coffee, going out to eat, taking naps and petting dogs are not hobbies. They are things people do on a day-to-day basis. Do not think you're special or

make them a personality trait. If they make any reference to a mainstream sitcom, if they're saying, I'm just a Pam looking for my gym. That's an American office. Oh my God, did you see that they're making an Australian office? Yes. Yeah. Oh my god, did you see that they're making an Australian office?

Yes. Yeah. I was like, what? Yeah, I know. This is years in the making. But they're finally casting it. Yeah, I know. Well, heaps of New Zealand comedians got auditions for them. Well, heaps of them, but not everyone. That's cool. Well,

people aren't talking about beige flags in those terms of looking through a dating app and going, oh god, no, beige flag, which is way better than a red flag, but it's still beige. It's still a flag. Yeah, they're talking about their partner's beige flags. So things about your partner that you're like, oh, my God. It's not bad enough that you're like, oh, I've got to get out of here. I've got one. But it's also like not great.

Oh, okay. I will corner Sade in the kitchen. Yeah. Do I see that look on your face? Now, I'm not grabbing a big handful of cake, but you know I will. You know I'll grab that cake. Yeah.

And I'll like just hit her with what happened in D&D last night. And you can just see. Oh, why do you do that? I know, but she's really sweet. She's like, oh, okay. And what does that mean? Oh, my God you do that? I know, but she's really sweet. She's like, oh, okay. And what does that mean? Oh, my God. I'm a kid coming home from school.

I'm like, mum, mum, today at school we were playing magic and I fell out of the tree and then I found a cool stick and then I saw a dog and then it ran past the thing and then we did Play-Doh this afternoon, mum. I'm like secondhand embarrassed for you. No, but she's. I just feel like I've got to tell somebody about it. Or I told her I gave her a real deep breakdown yesterday

on where I'd gone wrong in my video game. Yeah, okay. Should I survive her? Oh, my God. That's beige with a, like, honestly, it's so great. I reset all my skill points and put them into two stars. How did you get a honey like her? How did you get such a honey, eh?

He wasn't playing D&D then. Shaday is so us and so not you. Shaday's more in our team. Well, people have been sharing these on TikTok. Here's a few examples. My boyfriend's beige flag is that he keeps his undies that have holes in them so that he can surprise me by walking out and tearing them off his body, leaving only the waistband.

He calls it the grand reveal and it always happens when I least expect it. See, that's quite funny. That's funny. My boyfriend's beige flag is that he literally will not do anything until the last physical minute. Hey, if he has a 9 a.m., he's out of bed at 10 to. Essay due in the library the day before. Party at our house.

He's in the shower 10 minutes prior. That's me. That is you. Drew's shouting, nuts, we've got people coming over. And I'm like, oh, I'm not going to have a shower. She's like, it is five minutes to six. They were here six-ish. They could be here in a minute.

You're going to have a shower now? Yeah, Aaron's the same. Like, yeah, I'm always waiting for him. My house, just make yourself comfortable. Well, we wanted to open it up now. And it's a bit of a chance to rag on your partner, really, isn't it? In a light-hearted way. Oh, my God.

Here's another one. My boyfriend's biggest beige flag is that no matter the restaurant, he will always ask the waiter, what do you recommend? I like to get the waiter's perspective. This is a person that delivers the food, sees the satisfaction in people's faces. Yeah. And I will sometimes say to them, I'm hungry. What's the biggest? And Sade's just like, oh, my God.

That's a beige flag. Well, we want to take your partner's beige flags. What are they? That's right. It's the kind of behavior that you're like, oh, God. But it's not bad. It's just not something you like. Like, maybe it's like, we's like a little tantrum or something

and you're like, oh God, he's doing that again. We're wanting to know your partner or your boyfriend or your girlfriend or your person's beige flags. The things that you're just like, it's not terrible,

but I don't love it. It makes me cringe, maybe. A lot of these that have come in could almost just be called Vaughan flags. Yeah. Couldn't they, really? This is very rude. But some of them are very good. They're so good.

And I'm adding them to things I want to do. I can see you doing this one. My boyfriend's beige flag is that every time we shower together and I need to switch spots with him to get under the water, he makes me pay a kiss toll. Oh, that's cute. That's cute, though. That's so cute.

That's not a beige flag. That's cute. If I don't pay the five kiss toll, he will physically block me from moving past him until I pay my fees. Oh, that's super cute. That's so cute. That's so cute.

That's a green flag. That's not a beige flag. Yeah, that's green. That's keeping the romance alive. Yeah. Pay's so cute. That's a green flag. That's not a beige flag. That's green. That's keeping the romance alive. Yeah. Pay the kiss toll. If you're in a hurry and you're not in the mood and you've already paid the kiss toll three times that morning.

Yeah, I know. And like your shampoo's running down your eyes. You're like, just kiss him a few more times. Pay the kiss toll. He wants five. Do you think the kiss toll's too high? She said it used to be three, but now it's increased to five. Well, inflation's hit everybody.

Inflation's hit everybody, especially the kiss market. It really has. Sophie, what's your boyfriend's beige flag? I want to be him. I made it. Yeah. Are you a long-time listener, first-time caller? Oh, yeah. Woo!

Sound the bell. This is the best day of my life. So, hi. Anyway, oh, that's a little bit lame, but anyway. Yes Sound the bell This is the best day of my life Oh So Anyway Oh that's a little bit lame But anyway My boyfriend's base flag Yep Sorry

Love that Anyway my boyfriend's base flag Is that I think he's going to give me a kiss And it's going to be really cute And then he leans in To go for a kiss obviously And then at the last second

He'll put his whole mouth over my mouth And bite me. I love it so much. He does it in public. So I have to be like, look around and be like, yep, guys, he's so special. Nice little little guy. He's so special little guy.

Yeah, and everyone's like, oh my God, that's so nice that you, you know, yeah. Now, I've got something you can do to him in return. Oh, okay. You can inflate him. Blow in his mouth. Blow in his mouth. When he bites, you blow. I love blowing.

I love doing a pfft in someone's mouth. I haven't done it for so long. I'm using it. Oh my God, I can't wait to do that next time. Oh, that's going to be funny. And if you hit them hard enough, because I've got great lungs. You just smoked a cigarette. If I go, pfft, full lungs, it'll go, next time. Oh, that's going to be funny. And if you hit them hard enough, because I've got great lungs. You've just smoked a cigarette. If I go, full lungs, it'll go, shut it, it'll go.

Shut it, it'll go. She gets too full of air, and the air's got to come out. Yeah, with little lungs. Little lungs. And those Hamilton days of smoking ciggies. Yeah, that'll do it. She took a bump up. Hey, can I make a suggestion?

Can we make our lovely caller, caller of the week? Because she's just a sweetie. Absolutely. And next we're going to hear caller, Caller of the Week? Because she's just a sweetie. Absolutely. I'm Caller of the Week! Next, we're going to hear from Sophie's boyfriend, whose girlfriend has a beige flag of ringing radio stations and just losing it. Yeah.

Sophie, our Caller of the Week, you won a $50 McCafe voucher. Thanks to our mates at McCafe. Well done. You're so cute. Oh! All right, I'll wait there. We'll sort that out for you.

Jade, what's your partner's beige flag? Sorry, I'm first-time caller, long-time listener. Welcome, welcome, welcome. I used to listen on the way to school every day. Oh. Yeah. That just made Vaude feel really old there. He started to cry.

You sound like a fully grown Adam. You didn't make it to school for a decade. What's your partner's beige flag? So whenever we meet someone new that's got a different accent or from a different country, he'll start asking them a million questions and then develop this accent over the night. No, no, no, no, no.

Pronounce words in the accent. Oh, no, no, no, no. Like, yeah, pronounce words in the accent. Oh, no, no. One of those things where I just walk in front of him. I'm like, you know what? It's not mine this night. Is it on purpose or is it one of those things? You know, sometimes someone says something to you in an accent and it just comes

out. Like, you say the same word back to them. Yeah. Or he'll come home and he'll be like, I reckon I sounded pretty good And I'm like Oh my god Oh no Oh no Sounds like he could be

A theatre Like a local Amateur drama He could definitely Get into it Theatre guy Yeah I'm sure he'd love that Regional

Yeah There you go Regional New Zealand Do still love casting A white Othello too So that's Oh we love her Jade thank you

Dominica Good morning What's your husband's Beige flag Good morning a white Othello too. Oh, we love her. Jade, thank you. Dominica, good morning. What's your husband's beige flag? Good morning. The beige flag is he bloody talks over the fast minute in the chase. And then by the time I tell him just because I'm missing a question, like he'll be saying whatever,

I miss another three questions. And then we have a fight about that. So I miss the fast minute. The builder, the builder, the cash building round. Yeah, dude, I get this because the kids will start telling me something. I'm like, shh, like that. I just go, shh, because I want to get involved

in these questions. No, but then my wife's like, don't talk to the kids like that. Yeah, but they're talking during the cash building. We talk during the ads, not the cash builder. Exactly. I'm like, shh. Don't tell me to shh. I'm like, wait, wait, we talked during the ads, not the cash builder. Exactly. I'm like, shh. It's a second with a shh.

I'm like, just shh. Totally. Yeah, talk during the news later. First time caller. Oh. Very recent listener. Oh, my God. Very recent listener.

Oh, no, I don't know if we, do we ding for a first time caller, very recent listener? Recent listener. First time caller. Yeah, we'll ding, we'll ding. We'll ding you. You were one of my friends a year ago, and Recent listener. First time caller. Yay! We'll ding her. We'll ding her. A year ago, and you're the best radio ever. You're the only radio I've listened to. Oh, thank you.

Very happy. Give her another ding for that, Ira. Yeah. And let's give her her caller of the week, too, because I... Don't look at me like that. We've got these McCafe vouchers coming out of our ears. Yeah, double caller of the week.

Double caller of the week. No, but now you're just... You're making it sound like just a lovely compliment will get you caller of the week. It probably will. Probably. We can give away seven of them. Dominica, thank you so much for your call. Wait there, we'll sort that out. Lovely.

Some messages to finish. Some of these are good. Some of these are good. Are they good enough for message of the week, Bourne? We don't know. We don't do messages of the week. They're pretty light on compliments, to be honest. Someone said, my partner will spend hours watching lawnmower TikToks.

That's a beige flag. Although when they do a good job. When they do a pattern. Oh, I love the crisscross when they go diagonally. Or when they get a crisp edge on the concrete. You need to talk to our friend James. He doesn't do the edges. That's feral.

And he stops before the neighbour's lawn and then it is a nightmare. Yeah, he's got a little berm. He's not doing the neighbour's bit of the little berm. He's not doing the neighbour's berm and he's leaving about three inches before the concrete. Oh, no, no, no. And it's about a foot tall.

That's shaggy. Yeah, you need a, have you got an edger thingy? Yeah, I do. Yeah, you might need to borrow that. I'm going to teach him what's what. Someone said, my partner reverse parks into every park no matter what or where. It's so embarrassing. Those people think they're better than everybody else.

They are. Beige flag when my husband restacks the dishwasher. Hey, if you were better at stacking it, this wouldn't need to happen. That's a red flag on you for being that bad at dishwashers. Yeah. God, it's not that hard. No. It really isn't that hard. And rinse everything before you put it in.

No, don't. You don't rinse it because then it's bad for the washing machine if you rinse it. That's not true. I was just learning about that. That's not true. That's not true. Because a lot of modern dishwashers use a sensor of how much dirt is on the if you rinse it. That's not true. I was just learning about that. That's not true. That's not true. Because a lot of modern dishwashers use a sensor

of how much dirt is on the plates to do it. And when you clean it and they're clean, they don't know what to do. That's fine. They just won't run as long

and it'll say power and water. That's a win for me. You don't want little peas and carrots in that basket at the bottom. There's sieve in the bottom. Also, when you're rinsing in the sink,

the sink's got a plug sieve for a reason too. That catches all the stuff and stops it going in the drain. I'm going to fork it down. Fork it down. No, no, no, no, because then the next words out of your mouth will be like, the sink is draining very slowly. I think something's wrong. Well, then I didn't fork it down hard enough.

It's because you keep forking peas down there. I got told my own beige flag is how white my tea is. Tea in, out, hot milk. Someone said that's basically just warm milk. Yeah, it is. My husband collects Pokemon cards. He's 31. Give him a break.

He's finally got some disposable income, and the dude wants to start his Pokemon card collection because he grew up in a household that couldn't afford cards. Give him a break. Absolutely. My husband's beige flag is that he watched Parliament TV for fun and joins in the debating. Oh, my god.

Wow. No, no, no, no, no, no. My partner toots at bad drivers but only ever when he's driving my car, which is very embarrassing. Brilliant. Yeah. My partner will not tell me he loves me. He will only say sometimes, but never the three words, I love you. He thinks it's real funny.

That's actually a little bit mean. He'd probably just say it. Wow. Yeah. Oh, my God. My partner can't turn off from being a police officer. When we're out driving, he's constantly checking people's number plates. Oh.

I would, too. If I had access. He's like, quick, hon, flash the light. She's like, we're not in the police car. I would. If I had access to that iPad, I'd be just every car I saw, I'd be checking. Yeah. Like when somebody gave you that log on for all the plates.

You did that too, didn't you? Back in the day, yeah. Oh, that was good fun. Got their home address and everything. Play. ZDM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Today's fact of the day is about Torpenhow Hill in Cumbria in England.

You might be thinking, Vaughan, that... What? What about it? The name, ladies and gentlemen, the name. Okay. Because technically it is Hill, Hill, Hill, Hill. Hill, Hill, Hill, Hill. It consists of the Old English

Tor, the Welsh Pen and the Danish How, all of which translate to modern English as Hill. Oh God, and the Danish Hau, all of which translate to modern English as hill. Oh, God, what's the sign going to look like for this hill? It says Torpenhau Hill. T-O-R-P-E-N-H-O-W, hill. Well, they're going to have to put the sign in English so that we can all understand it.

So that we'll have to say hill, hill, hill, hill. Puket Torpenhau Hill would be hill, hill, hill, hill, hill. Yeah, hill, hill. Puketop and how hill would be hill, hill, hill, hill, hill. Yeah, hill. Hill. I know. Quick side note. Just a real quick one. Just a quick one.

We've avoided the topic, but just a quick one. If you can't work out the sign with the two kids holding hands crossing road that says school but also kura isn't for a school, you're a dumb idiot. Okay? If your biggest problem right now is that in a country where Māori people were here and then white people arrived and now the occasional street sign might have the Māori word for something as well as the English word for something

is your biggest political pill to swallow in an election year, you're doing okay. Okay? That's all I want to say on that. But, yeah, Torpenhow Hill. How it happened is the old English Tor, they were the first there. They said Tor. And then the Welsh were passing through and they said.

Oh, we've been to Wales. There's street signs there. Are you joking? He's emotional. passing through and they said, oh, we've been to Wales, those street signs there. Are you joking? Are you joking? He's emotional. He's emotional about how many vowels are in the Welsh street signs. Actually, I just had a lot of cheese yesterday. But you know, the street signs in Wales.

I know they're like, harf, harf, harf, harf, harf, harf, harf, harf, harf, harf, harf. So that's that bit of the hill. Yeah. The Welsh bit. Tor, the English pointed and said tor. The Welsh pointed and said pen. And then the Danish passed through and said how, which is hill.

And then, of course, hills tapped on the end. So Torpenhau Hill, each one of the syllables. So this means hill, hill. Yeah. Hill, hill, hill. Which is probably what you say when you're walking up it because it's a hill. Which occurred to me that Mount Maunganui is Mount Mountain Big. Yes.

Lots of it. Mountain Mountain Big. Yeah. Big Mountain Mountain. If you ever find yourself at Torpenhow Hill in Cumbria, England, you are literally standing on four different languages hill. Pushed together Torpenhow Hill. Fact

of the day, day, day, day, day. Producer Jared hit the shops yesterday. Was this birthday present shopping? Yes, this was birthday present shopping. This is a tradition. What's the tradition with the midi? Every year for our birthdays, we get each other a pair of chucks of various colours. Right. Do you have a rainbow of chucks? Yeah, I've got yellow, red, green, black. God, they don't go with anything, do they?

Are you slowly building the South African flag of Chucks? Yeah. The rainbow nation of Chuck Taylors. You've got a strong Jamaican representation in your Chucks so far. What else do you need? What colours in the South African flag? Nearly got the whole pride flag.

Let's get some pink ones. I don't have pink ones. You can get some. You don't like gay people. Wow. He get some just saying of you yellow oh what you don't like gay people wow wow he just said he doesn't

want the pride flag did you hear that I heard it wow it was nice working with you this is an inclusive workplace see you later guys next birthday

you will get pink ones okay okay great yeah so I went shopping because the midi wanted green ones like I've got coffee cap but that's cool and I went to all the midi wanted green ones like I've got.

Copycat, but that's cool. And I went all the way out to Dress Mart, which is like half an hour away at least. Yeah, right. And I spent an hour and a half in one shop there. Did you not look at all the shoes and think, I can't see a green one. Were you waiting for them to appear? Because it was one what are the ones that

outlet shop? So pretty messy. Shoes everywhere. But just ask them at the reception. Outlet shops are always a shambles. I will tell you what they said. What did they say? Should be on the shelf. Oh wow. So do you have to go and look for them? I had to go look

through it and just like dig through mountains of shoes. And did they have them? No. Oh. Well, they did, but every size except Emma's. Oh, right. Okay.

And then I went to another shoe shop. Yeah. What size foot is Emma just out of interest? Uh, three feet and four head. Have you? Oh, yeah.

No, he's right. I would say, I mean, shops never have standard, right? All they have is standard. They never have standard right all they have is standard they never have your usual size

yeah it was euro euro 39 I believe okay right no no that's not right is it

no it's UK that is similar to the US yeah anyway someone's getting off on this chat about feet size just be really careful

what you give away so I bounced around dressress Smart, found nothing. Was pretty annoyed because I hate shopping and I hate driving places. Have you heard of the internet? And you find the shoes on the internet. I left it too late and too expensive. And when's the birthday?

Saturday. You can order them and get them by then. Yeah, but it's so much more expensive because I'd have to order from Oz. Oh, okay, right. So I was like, you know what? them by here yeah but it's so much more expensive because i'd have to order from oz oh okay right um so i was like you know what i'm gonna call a bunch of referee themed shoe stores referee themed shoe shorts shops okay yeah stores turns out people don't answer their phones anymore which is great thanks for that um well they pretty busy. They're pretty helping people on the- Don't have a phone then.

Yeah. I called each shop so many times. Right. That's fine. That's fine. And then I drove to town, called up another shop. They were like, yeah, we got them.

Pat! Yep, Pat. Fletch recommended. My boy Pat. Yeah, Pat Menzies. They're good. And they had them. They almost had them.

They had every size except the right size again. Oh, okay, right. So, look, I had a breakdown yesterday. What about... I hate shopping. Yeah, but what about get some white chucks and then dip them in dye? Oh, yeah, that's a hot play, actually.

And then I could say I, like, handcrafted them. Yeah. I would stain all of it, though. You'd need to paint just the material part. Yeah. I could do some cool stuff with, like, a wax crayon. I don't know if you could. I don't know if you could.

Don't be silly. Stay on. Right. So what are you getting her for her birthday now, then? I'm just going to take her shoe shopping and be like, pick one. I'm over it. Is there an option for a different colour? I know she wanted green, but if green's not available.

Oh, maybe pink. Yeah. Certainly get you back in favour with the homosexual community. Well, yeah, because they're drafting their cancellation now because you won't buy pink chucks. Babes, I've already sent it. She's quite partial to the fresh brown ones, which

sounds a bit weird if you've never seen them, but they're like a real dark chocolatey ice cream. What? Like a wheeze after a night out oh god brownie gold nah it's like dirt brown but okay why don't you just um print out a picture of some green chucks on the work color printer and put it in a nice card and say they'll be here soon hope they don't get lost in the train yeah i ordered too late. Well, good luck. I'm looking at these brown Chuck Taylors.

Yeah, I can see why everybody was nodding. They're cool, man. They're quite a nice brown. Show me the brown. I will best describe it. You could wear a pair of those brown Chuck Taylors if you didn't care for your arch support. And I do care for my arch support.

I used to do Chuck Taylors always, but now I'm like, no. I love a comfortable sole. You've got to have. Yeah. I'm thinking of getting some cumps. Cumps. Have you heard of cumps? And some hush puppies.

Yes. With an orthopedic insert. Yeah. Play Zed-N. Fletch for the nightly. Play Zed-N. Physician and researcher Sandra Dalton-Smith has authored a book, Sacred Rest. Humans need seven types of rest.

Here are the seven types of rest. Oh, this sounds like every excuse you need to slack off work and life. Wow. I'd probably work it around work. I think that's what your employees would like you to work it around with. Well, that's what we say when the boss is listening. Absolutely. Absolutely.

A sign of sleep. There are seven. Physical rest. Right. It means taking a break from all physical activities. This is often when you sleep. Yeah.

It doesn't mean lying in bed all day and eating and watching television. It means rest. So just active rest. Yeah. Sleepy, not moving, but not like doing nothing. Okay.

Mental rest. If your brain refuses to switch off at night, you might be dealing with a mental rest deficit. Okay. So this is your meditation, your journaling. The short breaks throughout the day are often mental rest. Take a break if you're really concentrating on something. You need your mental rest.

Because I've never done meditation, but I just can't sit there and not think of anything. My mind's always like... You've got to train it, don't you? Yeah, right. It's really hard to think of nothing. And then you try to switch off when you're sleeping and you're just like... Yeah.

Ticking things over. That's true. That's a sign of mental rest efficiency. Sensory rest. We're overstimulated and we're constantly stimulated. Screens, yeah, always. I love it. So turn off your screens, put away your phones and turn off the sensors. Sensory rest. We're overstimulated and we're constantly stimulated. Screens, yeah, always. I love it.

So turn off your screens, put away your phones, and turn off the sensors and just float tank. Float tank or sit in the dark? Is that what they want you to sit in the dark? Yeah, maybe a bit of sit in the dark. You can probably do a couple of these at a time. Okay. Really, you know, make it the most efficient.

But maybe I'm looking at rest the wrong way. I'm trying to pack as much rest as I can in rather than just resting. Emotional rest. Oh, yeah. If you're frustrated, angry, annoyed, tell people and then try to rest your emotions. If you're in a stressful situation, remove yourself from that situation because you are being emotionally exhausted.

Okay. Social rest. Here we go. To the social rest expert, Vaughan Smith, we go. This is where you don't want to go to a party and you shouldn't have to because maybe your social battery is low. Yeah, yeah.

And you've charged it so many times it doesn't hold a full charge anymore. We've got a big work function on Thursday and you're going to have to really recharge your battery before then. I'm still tired from the last social work function. I know. Creative rest. If you work in any sort of creative field,

you must rest the creative brain. This is where you seek inspiration, take a break from your work and let it recharge. You've got to find out what inspires you and surround yourself with that without thinking of it as work. Yeah, right. And spiritual rest. I'm always resting that.

The spiritual sort of thing. So I think it just means not necessarily like take a break from religion and rest the clapping and the singing and the praising of the whomever you wish to praise, but more just spiritually relaxed. That word's not coming out. I need to relax. I need to relax. I need to rest. Yeah.

I need to mouth rest. The eighth type of rest. There's so much resting. Yeah, so many different types of resting. When you think about it, because I would have thought you would have been struggling to come up with that many. But they all make sense.

Spiritual was a stretch. Yeah, that's it. Creative could have been pushed into one of the other ones as well. But you know, the key to making a list and making yourself seem smarter is to just fluff it out a bit. And you've got to have an even amount. You can't have an odd amount.

That's seven. That's an odd amount. Oh, that's odd. You've got to have at least three. Yeah. You're like, my points. One, two, three. Fluff it up.

The weak one you put in the middle. You hit with the strong. Yeah. You lead with the second strongest. Yeah. The weakest point is in the middle. Don't put the fluffer on the end.

Yeah. Because this is, I'm telling you how to seem like you've done more work than you are now. This is a freebie. This is a freebie. Also coming from the man

that does the top six every day. You bet. You pay attention to it. The weak ones are in the middle. Strong, strong, weak, weak, weak, strong.

I mean, some would say maybe just come up with six strong ones. It's too hard. If you liked today's podcast, tell your friends you could send them the link. And if you don't have any friends, just pretend you did. Yeah, great.

And rate and review. And maybe get out there and try to make some friends. ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley.