ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 30th October 2023

Episode Date: October 29, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. The Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley Big Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Good morning, welcome to the show, Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Well, that news bulletin sums up our Sundays, doesn't it? Yep. The heartbreak of Matthew Perry. I know.

And the All Blacks losing by one point. Just a game. Just a game. We all watched it together, the whole crew and it was bloody fun actually. Thank you, Brekkie. Yes, Vaughan hosted us. That was the highlight actually was the food. The eggs. Good eggs.

Cheesy eggs. Cheesy eggs. Gotta go cheesy eggs. Gotta go cheesy eggs. Anyway, look, it's just a game. They still came second. It's not like we lost the whole bloody thing. Would you be happy when your marching team came second and you didn't win? I did come second in this Nationals, remember?

And you were not happy about it. I think you blamed the TMO. Didn't she blame the TMO? I blamed the TMO. A lot of TMO blame. You said they've got two. You did get sent off. Yeah.

I got red carded. You got red carded in about five minutes. Third movement. Yeah, the third movement. It's terrible. They had to march without a number eight. Yeah. Gosh.

Now, well done, All Blacks. It was such a fun game to watch. Like, you'd rather watch a game that was that close that we could have had it. The whole game. Just like, ah. Coming up on the show, our silly little poll will delve into our poll results.

Are you a lounge person or a bedroom person? Yeah, we talked about this. You're either one of two. Where do you hang out the most? Where are your sort of go-to safe spaces? Also thrift shops soon. Secondhand op shops. I love op shopping.

I'm worried that people are donating this one item that they shouldn't be. Yeah, I can't say I've ever bought a secondhand one of these. Even when they have secondhand undies at op shops, I'm a bit like, yeah. I've bought secondhand bras before. Because bras are expensive. And you go to op shops, they're basically new. You're like, hmm, why not?

If they're new, maybe. And you give them two washes. A deep, hot wash. Next on the show, though, there's a restaurant that has introduced a new fee. Is it one of those restaurants where you do everything yourself, but they still charge you and ask you for a tip? Let you cook it yourself?

Yeah. No, not that. Play. ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. A restaurant in America, this is just out of Atlanta, has gone viral because at the bottom of its menu is an adult surcharge for customers unable to parent, followed by $3 signs.

What does that mean, unable to parent? Having rowdy shitbag kids. Oh, that doesn't mean you're unable to parent, does it? $50. $50 per child, $50 on a a whole or $50 per offence I think just for bad children Right, so they're all offensive Mum and or dad and or mum mum

Or dad dad I think you'd be all about this charge I know Why am I siding with the parents today? Why are you siding with the parents? I don't know, I'm tired, Maybe I'm feeling sort of softer than usual. Right. Okay.

I mean, I just think kids are kids, aren't they? You can't stop them. So I thought this initially would be just a joke, you know, on the menu. Like, ha ha, like, keep your kids in check. Yeah, yeah. Shut them up. Shut them up. Yeah.

We don't, you know, we're sick of it. But people have actually been charged this fee and have, like, reviewed the restaurant saying they can't believe they were charged it. For rowdy kids. Yeah. I wouldn't mind kids-free restaurants. Even as somebody with kids, it does drive me nuts when other people's kids are ruining other diners' experience. Like when a kid runs into your table, you're like, what are you doing?

I wander over and you're like, go on. Grab it and wrestle with them. Go get it. Get over there. Yeah, I know what you mean. You've got to rein them in a bit. But if they're like crying, there's sort of nothing you can do about it, is there?

I wouldn't know. I just really wouldn't know. Take them outside. Just take them outside until they calmed down a bit. Yeah. Because, like, they are your kids and they shouldn't be broken. They shouldn't be breaking the peace for everybody else. Yeah. That's a responsibility of having them, I think.

You've got to kind of look after them, make them. Do you have to look after them? The least impact on society is, you know, hopeful. Yeah. Have them and then keep them as quiet as possible. Yeah. They could get some big glass domes that they kind of lower over a child. Do you remember when it was COVID and some places kept them?

They bought glass houses? Yeah. That was such a great idea. It was, yeah. Because even in winter, like, people have, yeah, they've kept them around so that you can still go outside in winter. Yeah. Or they have in Japan those, like, individual pods.

Yeah. You'd, like, zip up inside a single-person tent and eat your meal and stuff. Chuck a rowdy kid in winter. Yeah. Or they have in Japan those like individual pods. Yeah. You'd like zip up inside a single person tent and eat your meal and stuff. Chuck a rowdy kid in one of those. God, are we actually talking about COVID like we miss it? God, remember those cool initiatives that came out in COVID time? Man, bring all that back. Anyway, keep your kids up. Basically, sure.

Or they'll charge you. Next on the show. Op shops are asking for people to stop donating one particular good. Goods? One particular type of goods. I understand why. Clay, Zed M's, Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. This is just bums on my Instagram just sitting here that whole break.

My phone open. What you must have thought. Whose bums are those? Well, it's just an underwear brand saying five pairs for $80. It's an advertisement. It's an advertisement, but it was completely innocent. I just don't want you to think that I'm here looking at bums. I'm not. I wasn't looking at bums.

I wasn't looking at bums. It certainly looks like it. God. Now, this is coming from a particular place, but I'm sure a lot of charity shops, your St. John's, your Sally's, your SPCA's, your Barnardo's overseas, your whatever's, would all agree there is a Barnardo's, which is not the same as our Barnardo's.

Our Barnardo's is a childcare centre. I don't have any Barnardo's at home today, so I'm just getting my porridge just by itself. Raw porridge, no Barnardo's. No Barnardo's. I usually have it by itself. Raw porridge, no bananas. No bananas. I usually have it chopped up. They have charity shops overseas. They've got the charity shops overseas.

Like we've got the Red Cross here, have all kinds here. Yes, St John's, et cetera. They have asked people to stop donating their, what have they called them? Marital aids. Marital aids. I've never heard that before in my life. They're sexy fun toys. Delis. Marital AIDS I've never heard that before in my life They're sexy fun toys

Delis Marital AIDS Are the Barnardo's a religious organisation? Because when they say marital AIDS They sort of see me allowing it As long as you're married Feels Christian It does

It's giving strong Christian energy They said that They cater to a range of people, range of ages, at their shop, and they therefore ask that you refrain from donating your used and unused marital

aids. What do you do with your old? Well, this is the question, right? I'm not going to write marital aids. Marital aids, no. Okay, this is the question, right? I'm not going to write marital aids. Marital aids, no. Okay, here we go. What about those, do you remember they have those drives every now and again

for your old computer stuff? Yes. Oh, my God, I love those. What are they called? Some pieces. Parts and. Yeah. Yeah, I know what you're talking about.

Bonados is always hugely. Yes, e-waste. E-waste. Bonados is always hugely appreciative of donations from the community, but it's fair to say that these items aren't quite the sort of toys we're looking for. Well put. What are you supposed to, because that's the thing, once you're done with it or you're like, oh, it's not mine, that's not for me.

But straight, where does it go? It's all full of batteries. Well, this is an artist, an article from 2014 from The Campus, which is a campus of a university somewhere in the world. Yeah. And it said, what do you do with them at the end? You've got to find somewhere that recycles them, and apparently you can find places.

I'm imagining like your e-waste, electronic recycling. No, but those people that get their e-waste, like old computer hard drives and TVs, don't want to see some. So remove batteries, completely clean and dry your toy inside and out, preferably with bleach. I mean, ouch, that's very offensive.

You don't need bleach. The regions are so nasty, this thing needs to be bleached. Soft soap and water. So Adult Toy Megastore, which is one of our New Zealand's biggest online adult fun toy sites, they've got a recycling program. Really?

So you could like send it to them. Because, you know, just speaking of recycling and going into places, I've been saving all my old batteries, like AA's, flat batteries. Why? Because you can recycle them at Mitre 10. Yes.

Or every time I used to put a battery in the bin, I'd feel bad. Yes. But you shouldn't be going in feel bad Something in your conscience is like Don't put that in there I have never ever had that moment where I put a battery in the bin And been like oh that shouldn't go in there They've been doing this for a couple of years

You go on their site and it says Here's how the recycling program works Number one, sterilise the glass Or metal toy You want to recycle Wait but what about if it aren't most of them Silicon or rubber? Materialise the glass or metal toy you want to recycle. Place it in a sealed... Wait, but what about if it aren't most of them silicon or rubber? Glass and metal?

What is it? Is this the 1930s? God. Oh, yeah. Stand by. This is for glass and metal. Place it in a sealed Ziploc bag. We'll also recycle this.

Pop it in a courier bag with your email address written inside the parcel. You've got to own it. Seal the courier bag, write your order number on it and send it back to us. Can I suggest if you don't want to put your own email address just put Vaughan at ZMOnline.com Yeah. Because that'd be great. I might get a discount. Yeah, that'll work.

Do they give you a discount? So then you send it to Wellington. Then they said, this is from 2021 this is phase one of our recycling program. Our vision is to be able to accept every toy we sell to be recycled. In phase two, we aim to be able to recycle silicon and PVC products. Right. Which are their top two selling materials.

I don't know if I'd want to buy a silicon muffin tray, and it's previously been a dildo. That would be great. That would be weird. I would be. I just scrolled down. Would you be okay with that? Of what?

Well, there is entire sterilization meltdowns remolding. A muffin tray formerly being like, you know, a 12-inch silicon fun toy. What you don't know doesn't kill you. I love when I scroll down, there's reviews and stuff. Yeah. And I love that bloody Steve from Dargaville. He's done some recycling, has he? Good on you, mate.

Hometown of Patsy Sproul. Really great to deal with. I've been happy with service and range of products. Always get great deals. Steve! Good on you, Dargaville. Good on Steve. Good on you, Dargaville.

Good on them for recycling too, so you don't need to chuck them away. Yeah, exactly. But no word on the advancement of the silicon thing. Right. So for now, yeah. And those go in the bin. Give it to yourself and give it to Mother Nature. Yeah. It is so silly, silly, silly That silly little pole Silly little pole

Silly little pole Silly little pole Silly little pole We discussed on the show last week there are two types of people. There are the lounge people and there's the bedroom people. People that like to chill in a more communal area.

People that like the privacy of the boudoir. And different if you're flatting, I think. Because if you've got your space in your room, that's your sanctuary. Yeah. You know, maybe you've got the TV set up there. Yeah. You don't want to hang out with the flat.

My TV's in the bedroom. Yeah, but when you're flat, you do need a TV in the bedroom. Because there's only a communal TV. Yeah. Yeah. You want to watch what you want to watch, or you just watch on your laptop or phone.

So what kind of person are you, lounge or bedroom? Very close, but lounge taking it out. 53% said lounge. 47% said bedroom. Also, some people thought we meant... Where do you do it? Yeah. No.

Get your mind out of the gutter. Get your mind out of it. Exactly. This is just living. Joe said lounge because we made the genius decision to change the spare bedroom into a second lounge. One for show, one for sports. That's a game changer.

So he can go watch his sports. Yeah. It's one of those sports specific area. Yeah. She could pop in there for a sports. Yeah, she could be the sports. She could be the sports. Could be two girls.

God, you don't know. You never know these days, do you? You're not far back from us to girls. You never know these days, do you? You know far back from us to assume. You never know. How would you say this name? A-D-A-R-A. Adara? Yeah.

Adara. Adara. Adara. I'd say Adara. Adara. I'd say Adara. Because you can snack so good in the lounge with a blankie without getting crumbs in your beard. Yeah, good call.

Yeah. God, I hate crumbs in the beard. You don't want crumbs in the beard. Well blankie without getting crumbs in your bed. Yeah, good call. Yeah, God, I hate crumbs in the bed. You don't want crumbs in the bed. Well, there's no crumbs in Adara's bed. Aaron eats in bed, doesn't he? Every now and then I'll hear him like get up and like rummage. I'll hear the pantry open or the fridge and then I'm like, he's going to bring crumbs back into the bed. He's going to come and eat his food in the bed.

He comes and... Yeah, I don't know. No, not in bed. Got no time for that. Bree says, well, that's depending on No, not in bed. Got no time for that. Bree says, well, that's dependent on whether you live with others. In a flooding situation, I'm fully bedroomed. Yeah. But in my own space, I would be lounge...

Yeah. I'd be a lounge lizard. She didn't write lizard. I've got to say, I admit, I added lizard. Did you add lizard? You added lizard. It worked, it worked. I'm a lounge lizard.

Hang on, you can't be taking liberties with our... I know. I had a little creative freedom there and I went crazy. Yeah, you went crazy. I went, lounge lizard. Hang on, you can't be taking liberties with our... I know. I had a little creative freedom there and I went crazy. You went crazy. I went straight for the lizards.

Ashley, I'll read this exactly word for word. Okay, thank you. I feel like I took too much creative liberty last time.

You did actually. You did. Ashley said, oh, she must have clicked lounge because she said, unless the annoying flatmate is in there,

LOL. Word for word. Then she's a bedroom person. Word for word. She's a bedroom person. Word for word. Cameron said bedroom space is made by me for me

hearts out of hands. Emoji. Great. So she's got a tailored space in there. For me closer to the fridge. So it's got to be the lounge.

Lounge. Good call. Om nom nom. Om nom nom. It was close. It was close. Om nom nom. It was close. It was close. It was close. It was close.

But the lounge wins. In the battle of which room do you like to chill in the most? Yeah. Play ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Play ZM. Sophia Ritchie, who is like the biggest it girl of the moment. Her wedding was everything and her hair, the way she does her hair. Everyone wants the Sophia Ritchie slick back bun, don't they?

I've tried it today, but I look sort of like a poor man. How long has she been the it girl? A while. Is this Lionel Ritchie's daughter? Yeah. I don't really know where she popped out of. I've always been a Nicole Richie girl. Anyway.

As far as Richies go. Now, people say that her aesthetic is the old, what is it? I just read it. Like old money look. You know, like she wants to look like she has an old money aesthetic. Like she's in the Hamptons. Generational wealth. Yeah.

Yeah, exactly. Which she is, to be fair. She is, yeah. But she had like a beauty look on Instagram and TikTok that was like finishing off a lip look. And then she brought out concealer and put it in the middle of her mouth and everyone who's around about my age was like no no concealer lips because i don't know if you guys remember concealer i've got no idea what you're talking about concealer lips was the look where you would

like bronze your face and then with your lip you would use concealer so you had a lighter lip do you remember this kind of vibe her sister yeah, yeah. Kind of vibe. Well, her sister, she's just copying what her sister was doing in the early 2000s. Someone posted saying, millennials, it's happening because we remember this look. It was all the rage. Oh, that's not a good look.

That's not a good look. Concealer lips. And now, like, the coolest girl in the world is technically, even though she only put a little bit on, she didn't do the whole lot, she's technically doing concealer lips. And you think this could mean it's back? I don't know if what I'm about to say is offensive. That's a pretty good sign it is.

If you preface it by saying, I don't mean to be offensive, but it drains the offense from it. Is this not a look that suits people with darker skin tones better than people with lighter skin tones and I would put her well at the lighter end of the skin tones. But concealer is the colour of your skin.

So if you had darker skin you would have a darker lip. It's basically you're like blending the lip in with the skin. Because I found a picture of Rihanna doing it and it doesn't look bad. But then again, that's the Rihanna factor, right? Yeah. Rihanna just kind of makes things look good.

Yeah, totally. I know. Yeah, I know. I'm just looking at the photo you're looking at. But she's also put a gloss on top there, Hon. So it's added a little bit of texture. Okay, Hon. Do you know what I mean, Hon?

Ron doesn't know about the texture. No, he knows, Hon. I just know that I was ready to go 20 minutes ago. Yeah. And Sade's still farting around in the bathroom. One of the most iconic concealer lip peoples was Snooki. Oh, no. Oh, no.

We don't need to be going back to that. I've got to ask Carl Wayne because you are slightly younger than me, but you are... Moments, yeah. Only moments. Only moments. Only five are slightly younger than me, but you are... Moments, yeah, only moments. Only moments. Only five small moments younger than me. Six moments. Did you do a bit of a concealer lip?

I don't know if I ever fully did. I knew it was the trend. I think I dabbled. I think I tried once or twice. Yeah. I don't think I ever properly did it, though, because I'm very pale and my lips are already very pale. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Producer Jared, you're kind of aged between Carwen and Hayley. Did you ever do a full concealer lip? Yeah, I did quite a heavy one. I thought he would have. Yeah, I thought he would have. It was his look. It was heavily inspired by the Jersey Shore. Yeah.

Our producer Jared. Heavily inspired. And now Shannon, somewhere between Fletch and me. Thank you. And as our resident Gen Z-er, was this too early for you? I remember kind of when I first started wearing makeup, people would always say put concealer to get like an even base and then you'd put a lip product on top and it would get all cakey and creasy.

So cakey. But yeah, no, I don't want to see this trend come back. No, neither. I'm upset. I'm rather upset, Sophia Richie. I mean, she is honestly stunning and she could put,

she could smear human shit on her face. I mean, she shouldn't. I don't know, I don't claim to be a doctor, but I don't believe she should. Play. ZM's Fletchvorn and she should. I have been reading, I'll read a little

bit of this review. I follow a book page called Hose for Pros, which is a great sort of feminist book review place. Right. They said, this is a brilliant piece of feminist literature. Pros, P-R-O-S-E like poetry. Yeah. I thought you meant professionals. this is a brilliant piece of feminist literature. Oh, prose. P-R-O-S-E, like poetry.

Yeah. I thought you meant professionals. This is a brilliant piece of feminist literature. It sounds like I'm being facetious, but I'm deadly serious. Britney lets us in on the humiliation, the isolation, the feminine rage she went through.

It shines a spotlight on how we as a society are happy to watch a woman be infantilised by the people that should care about her the most because she's not behaving the way she's expected to. Can't say enough about her. Perfect length and pace. Ba-da-ba-da-ba.

On she goes. And at the end it says, Kevin, you C word. Jamie, you C word. 10 out of 10. Loving it. Jamie. Jamie Lynn.

Oh, mum. Mum. No dad. Jamie. Kevin X husband. Mum. No dad. Jamie. Kevin ex-husband. Kevin Fedeline. So Justin Timberlake's off the hook for this review. Yeah.

If you read the book. Have you finished it? No. Because I was going to say, we've not heard hide nor hair of Kevin Fedeline from your retellings. Yeah, I'm at Kevin Fedeline now. Oh.

Not good. You didn't get much done over the weekend, did you? I was a bit bleary-eyed. Yeah. To be fair. Yeah, I said a lot more sitting. Yeah. And water sipping.

Anyway, so she posted, I think the day it was released, saying it's the number one celebrity memoir in history in terms of selling. I don't think there's data to support that. But it's certainly like making a farce. And then she posted something and it was like someone like banging a drum and then she said, Humour is the cure to everything.

Play on. Volume two will be released next year. Get ready. And everyone was like, what more? Because she writes so fast and quick the revelations come thick and fast. Yeah, yeah.

I'm like what more do we have to say? Can you pass me the book? I want to see where it ends. I'm not going to say anything to you. Well that was going to be kind of my question.

I know she does touch on the conservatorship and the Free Britney movement but does she go too much into that? Yeah. I think she does a bit. More of like the recent years?

Yeah, like what's been happening and whatnot. Because she talks about Instagram and the dancing and the posting of the photos, the conservatorship. Once I was freed from the conservatorship, I got to go on two vacations that I'd missed, Maui and Cancun. Yeah. So it seems like it comes right up to the modern day.

Yeah, totally. Oh, okay. But then, right, so she posted this and everyone was like, yeah, like keep writing Britney, we want to hear it. Yeah. But then, right, so she posted this and everyone was like, yeah, like keep writing, Brittany, we want to hear it. But then she deleted it. Yeah, she loves to doing a little post and a delete. And then a source, quote, close to Spears, unquote, told Variety that there will be no volume two in the works. And then she had said,

Brittany herself said on 10 days ago, the woman in me was from the last 20 years. I've moved on. It's a beautiful clean slate from here. So why should want to go back? Yeah. You don't know. Honestly, I cannot recommend it enough.

You should read it after this. You guys can borrow my book. But don't doggy the pages. Don't bend the spine. But you've read it. Why do you care? Because it's a book. I'm going to keep it.

I'll probably read it again in the future sometime. I've never read it. I don't think I've ever read the same book twice. I'm kind of like, I'll read a book and then it just bangs around. I'd say my two favourite books I've read like four or five times. Really? Is that your horny Camelot? My horny medieval Ken Fuller.

Yeah. Well, you just can't put them down. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. From the bustling ZM think tank, this is the top six. Hi, guys. No, we didn't win the Rugby World Cup, did we? No, we didn't. Oh, guys. Nah, we didn't win the Rugby World Cup, did we? No, we didn't. Oh, well.

I really wanted them to win just so that the coach could be like, you sacked me, but I won it. Did they sack him or was he like, I'm kind of looking over time anyway? No, I remember they ousted him and replaced him. And then he had to go and do a Rugby World Cup anyway. It's like someone breaking up with you and being like, I need you to come to one last family Christmas. We're doing it.

Yeah. And I need you to be on your best behaviour. Yeah. Pretty much. And then the family's like, he's finally won us over. If we hadn't gotten that try that we got. That was then disallowed. It was a knock-on.

These bloody knock-ons. It was a knock-on. It was, yeah. Yeah, my favourite part of the game is every time they went to the TMO and we had replay after replay. My favourite part of the game

was when the ref blew the whistle and half the team didn't hear and they kept charging towards the line and we were like, oh, Hans.

I don't think I've ever seen that happen in international rugby before. It was really funny. Like, school sports all the time. Yeah, 100. What about when that guy

sulked and hid in his jersey for 10 minutes? Oh, the guy that got yellow card. The South African. It was like, you're going to win. No, he still hid.

He was still sulking. He was like a toidal. He pulled back into his shell. Top six things to blame the Rugby World Cup loss on. Number six, kind of covered it, the TMO.

Bloody TMO. That guy in the bunker is going to get five of the bloody best in a minute. I know. Stay out of it. Yeah. Stay outMO. That guy in the bunker is going to get five of the bloody best in a minute. I know. Stay out of it. Yeah.

Stay out of it. Like, it's the bunker. The TMO is good when it's in our favour, but when it's not, it's not. Correct? No. Correct. You can't have it both. You can't have it both ways.

Damn it. Number five on the list of the top six things to blame the Rugby World Cup loss on. Bloody Wayne Barnes. Mate. Bloody Wayne Barnes. Again. Bloody Wayne Barnes. Again. Who was Wayne Barnes? The referee.

People did point out that it was, was it other refs or the TMO that said, hey, we've got to look at this. So it wasn't him. Yeah. Oh, he's got the TMOs and he's a little weakling, little baby boy. I would have said, shut up, TMO. I'm the ref. Yeah, I've got it down here, mate.

I'm the real ref. You're like a stepdad. You can't tell my kids what to do. Tweet. Send the TMO to the red of the sin bin. Number four on the list of the top six things to blame the Rugby World Cup loss on. Bloody time zones. I checked.

We're 12 hours out from Paris. Yeah. South Africa, one hour out. Oh, what? But we've been there for a while. Yeah, but they didn't even have to adapt at all. They had the ground running. Their circadian rhythm is pretty much unaltered.

Cicadas. Cicadas. It's all about the cicadas. You're going to blame the cicadas. Number three on the list of the top six things to blame the Rugby World Cup loss on. Bloody government. Oh, yeah. National came in and we lost.

Yeah. Right, yeah. Bloody change of government. Oh, yeah. National came in and we lost. Yeah. Right, yeah. Bloody change of government. I was promised that Christopher Luxton was going to fix that. Didn't. Yeah. Goodness. An hour they would have spent going to do a special vote in Paris.

Technically, though. Could have been training. They aren't the government yet. Nah, it's uncertain times then, isn't it? The uncertain times. It's uncertain. What are the uncertain times? Yeah, there's no grounding.

We don't know who we are as a people. Yeah, how can we have safe hands on the ruggers, if we can't have safe hands at home, you know? Mm-hmm. Number two on the list of the top six things to blame the Rugby World Cup loss on, bloody climate change, mate. Whole world's crashing down.

Surprise, there's rugby at all. How can they concentrate on the game at hand? It did suck that it was a wet day. It got a bit wet. That ball was slippery in that first half. It's never rained in France before. Unbelievable. Until climate change.

Seriously. It never rains in France. I feel like I've been there when it's rained. No, you're thinking of Spain because of Spain. The rain on the plane's in Spain. Mainly on the plane. Yeah. France, it's dry as a...

French fry. Yeah, yeah, that'll be it. And number one on the list of the top six Things to blame The Rugby World Cup loss on The Bloody Warriors mate We gave them all of our ups Oh no We didn't up the ABs enough

We didn't have We didn't have Well we had no ups Left to give Yeah right We gave all our ups To the Waz I to be honest

I'm still pretty stoked I invested my ups In the Waz Yeah Love me the Bloody Waz 2020 Well they lost too though though, didn't they? Yeah, but do you know what?

2024 is going to be our season. Ah, they've been saying that for the last 400 years. No, different numbers every time, so it doesn't count. I'm tired of it, to be fair. It's different. Excuse me. I need you to find some energy off the off-season, because we're going to need next year for you to be more up the Waz than ever.

I need a new winning team to back. Have we got a good badminton team or something? A volleyball team? Yeah, where's our badminton at? I don't know. We need a win winning team to back. Have we got a good badminton team or something? A volleyball team? Yeah, where's our badminton at? I don't know. We need a win. Come on. Cricket.

We lost cricket at the weekend. Oh, great game though. Oh, for God's sake. I just watched the Australians absolutely rip our bowling apart in the first bit. And then next morning, someone's like, we got within eight runs. I was like, how? I think it was fine. It was fine to me.

It was insane. I need to watch how? I think it was fine to me. It's insane. I need to watch sort of a highlights package of that situation. We've been so sports, haven't we? There's another Rugby World Cup in four years? Yeah. And we are the current Rugby World champs, the Black Ferns. Yeah. There you go.

Another current champs. Up the girls. Up the girls. That didn't work. That didn't work. That didn't work. Sorry. No, stop that. Play it. ZM's Flet That didn't work. Sorry. No, stop that.

Skims, one of the biggest underwear brands in the world now. That's Kim Kardashian's brand. I don't own any Skims. Where do you buy them in New Zealand? It's just online. I think you can get some from David Jones now. Oh, okay, right. Yeah, but online, on the Skipper's website.

I have friends who have bought it and they're like, it rolls. It's apparently super good. And you've never dabbled, despite all the rave reviews. What does it do? It holds everything in. Well, there's lots of different things. You've got lounge wear. She's got control wear, which is like what she first kind of started with. And that was really praised.

Then she's got like basics, like tees and tights and long sleeve things and slips and dresses. And now she's announced a new bra, a new ultimate push-up bra that has one special feature. The earth's temperature is getting hotter and hotter. The sea levels are rising. The ice sheets are shrinking. And I'm not a scientist,

but I do believe everyone can use their skill set to do their part. That's why I'm introducing a brand new bra with a built-in nipple, so no matter how hot it is, you'll always look cold. Some days are hard, but these nipples are harder. And unlike the icebergs, these aren't going anywhere. So, I mean, really a funny video. Yeah. She's doing the whole, like, she's got a little pointer and a board,

like she's a scientist with glasses on. But the whole point is to make it look like your nipples are always cold. Yeah. And also, are they in the same place? Those aren't movable. They're not movable, so they're up. They're perky. Yeah. So the bra, so they're up. They're perky. Yeah, because...

So the bra pushes the boob up. They're advertising a nipple position that you might not be able to follow through on. Yeah. That's misleading, Your Honour. It is misleading. You would push up the flesh you have

into the top of the bra, so they'd look like big, round juicies. But then, yeah, they would move the nipple to the centre and they're on. Now, I will say say it's a lot. Yeah. It's not a small nipple. Like everybody is going to

notice that, right? You see Vaughn's nipples right now now that's That's actually pretty much in line with that so I'm pretty happy with my nipple position. They are in line, you're perky but smaller nib. Yeah. Yeah, it's definitely has a button. It's button heavy. It's button heavy. It's bigger than my button, I'll say.

So people would notice that suddenly I've got more button. I'm somewhat of a nipple expert. Are you? Yeah, I've done my time. Any passions this boy of ours? Yeah, I would be led to believe the Areola would be the size of... I'm just trying to think of a comparable size. A milk bottle top. You know, like a two litre? Bigger. Oh, wow. With a nib that size.

You know the tiny coffee cups that you get your short the short blacks in, the tiny coffee cups? Now the open top of that. Oh, yeah. Okay, right. That sort of size. Because I went on the skim site to look for it. And when you wear, because she has these t-shirts. A jam jar lid.

Maybe a small jam jar lid. A Craig's. A Craig's jam. A Craig's jam. Okay, yeah, right. Bigger than, you know those skinny jars with olives always come in, those long, tall skinny jars. Yeah, I like that.

Not the olive jar lid. More of a jam jar. Craig's jam is perfect size comparison for what I'm imagining here too. So having a look on the actual website. So it's $120-ish. New Zealand. New Zealand is $129. There you go.

Sold out immediately. Wow. So I went on the site last night to get it. Not get it, but to have a look. And it just looks like a normal push-up bra. But when it's in a t-shirt, I mean, it would be hard to look anywhere else.

Oh my, wait, I've got a question. What does it, what if your other nipples poke through? Ah, you look like you've got four nipples. No, it's padded.

It's padded. No, but you don't know. They could be like little tater tots. Really? You'd have to have a hard nip to push through a push-up padded bra. Right. Because push-up bras are padded bra Right Because push up bras Are padded heavily

Yeah right okay Yeah Do you know what I mean though Like Could you Is that the desired look I don't know Erect nipples

When you're naked Yes But in a t-shirt I prefer to keep my nibs I'm sneezing I'm allergic I'm allergic You couldn't wear that to the gym, right?

Like, everybody's going to see through your active wear. Every now and then, there's a person at the gym who has very prominent. Who Hayley calls nips. Very prominent. Not to her face. Man or woman. Okay, yeah. And they always catch my eye.

Do you know what I mean? Yeah, they do. Not that that's a bad thing. I mean, it's sexy, but it's a lot for an everyday look. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, they do. Not that that's a bad thing. I mean, it's sexy, but it's a lot for an everyday look. Do you know what I mean? In the workplace. Where am I? It's a nipple.

Over the weekend, apparently she's done men's undies as well. What's the deal there? Yes, and she's had all these rugby football players. Yes, that's right. And was one of them, that's right, because one of them That's right Because one of them Was problematic eh Like they followed up

With his tweets and stuff And they were like This guy's a bit of a duke Yeah It's just a lot isn't it It's a lot But they've sold out So you've got no chance

Of buying these Every colour Every size Oh wow Completely sold out Man she's making So much money eh She is

A smart business woman Is this Is she the first to have done this? Has this been done before? What do you mean? Or has she just kind of made it popular? Have there been bras that have been built in nips before? Oh, I don't know. Nipple bras.

Surely. Surely. Surely. No nipple-less bras. Nipple covers. Backless, strapless, push-up, plunge, lace. No nipple bras. What is the nipple made out of in the bra?

Is it like a rolled up bit of paper? It would be foam. Foam. Memory foam? Yeah, so you point it and it goes... Slowly goes back out. Oh, my God, we need the Friends theme song. We're going to talk about...

Oh, I know. Or is that too happy? It's a bit happy. It's a bit happy, isn't it? I know, but we don't want... Do you know none of them like the song? What? Fact of the day this week, theme is Friends.

Oh, brilliant. Okay. And there's so many Friends facts. I was reading them out and Shadow was like, no, that one, no, that one. Is it a free fact you've given us? I know that one. She apparently knew this.

So that's a freebie. But they didn't like the song, and they didn't like the intro. Really? Yeah, I remember that. They shot the intro, you know, where they're all dancing in the fountain and stuff, at four o'clock in the morning. That's right. It was cold, and they were like over it.

It's sad news. I'm excited for a week of friends facts. Yeah, me too. The fact of the day. Now, the sad news yesterday I'm excited for a week of friends facts. Yeah, me too. For fact of the day. Now, the sad news yesterday, Matthew Perry passing away. Age 54. It was yesterday our time, Saturday in LA. Was found non-responsive, unresponsive in his hot tub in his home in LA.

They say no foul play is suspected and no illicit drugs or anything like that. They believe it was a cardiac arrest and then he just was alone, had a heart attack, fell into his spa and died.

Which is horrible. The investigation is still going as to like all of the details and stuff like that but his parents have just arrived which is awful.

Did you only get the 30nd version? Yes. You actually got the TV, not the song. Yes, the actual TV theme version. Did you want the entire version? Well, I don't know. There is a full version.

Do you want me to get the full version? Sure. It's a long song. But yeah, really sad, 54 years old. So none of the main cast have said anything at this stage. No. No word from Jennifer Aniston and they're probably not

absolutely devastated probably dealing with it their own way rather than going public and then like I said before the minute they comment on it the news becomes about

them commenting on it not about the loss of their friend does he have kids? Justin no Justin Trudeau Prime Minister of Canada, has commented.

And there's this whole connection there. Yeah. So he was born in Massachusetts. He was raised between Montreal and, I believe, Ottawa and LA because his parents separated. His father was an actor and his mother was a journalist in Canada who worked for Justin Trudeau's then Prime Minister father, Pierre. So they've been childhood friends, Matthew Perry

and now Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, who has said, it's shocking news and saddening. I'll never forget the schoolyard games we used to play and I know people around the world are never going to forget the joy he brought them. I just saw that Matthew Perry estimated that he had spent $9 million on

his addiction, which included drugs, flights to go get drugs, 14 stomach surgeries and 15 stays of rehab. I mean, we all saw the Friends reunion. It's quite sad, wasn't it? I think that's what shocked us the most.

I got his book as well and I haven't read it yet. And I'm going to read it after I finish Brittany's book. Really sad. At the end, thank God he spoke out about it. We became quite an advocate for, you know, people seeking help. Sharing the funny clips and moments of Friends. Can you imagine Friends reruns?

People are going to start re-watching those. I'm ready. I felt ready a few weeks ago, actually. I hate to break the dead. People never stop to watch them. I know they never stop, but I feel like it's going to go through the roof now. And, you know, people are sharing all these clips

of, you know, their favourite Chandler Bing moments. Yeah. But he was actually asked in a, he appeared on Good Morning America in 2017. He was asked his favourite clip, his favorite one-liner from Friends. You were the king of the one-liner on Friends. And we asked you what was your all-time favorite. You chose one for us in a scene with Joey.

Take a look. This is Matthew's favorite. Why don't you go see Frankie? My family's been going to him forever. He did my first suit when I was 15. No, wait. 16. No. when I was 15. No, wait. 16. No.

Excuse me. 15. All right, when was 1990? Okay, you have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance. Good, yeah. Yeah. Hayley told us this yesterday Well I

After the Rugby World Cup Viewing and breakfast We went out for lunch Yep And yeah, we were at the pub And then Hayley was like Oh my God She did that

And we were like, what's happening? And then you were like, Matthew Perry's dead And Sade, she did a few champagne shows She was like, what? Yeah And I was like, oh my's dead. And Sade, she did a few champagne, shall we say. She was like, what? Yeah. And I was like, oh my God, that's so sad. And I was like, you know, these things happen and it's awful. And Sade was like, no.

It ruined her day. That was it. No, actually, no, I'm really upset about this. Yeah, she was. And she kept saying, I can't believe this. I can't believe this. And then I go home. She had a lay down and I came back and she's like I just I can't believe this about Matthew Perry

wow so really really got her yeah and then she's like oh well we're gonna watch the news tonight because they'll be

running a story on it yeah I was like whoa we don't watch the news yeah it really really

really affected it is one of those deaths I guess because because of Friends he was such a huge part of our like

growing up and culture and you felt like you knew him so well. So when you saw so often, not just a movie act, you saw him every week on Friends. You always remember the big ones. My big one was Michael Jackson when he died. I was truly gutted. And Steve Irwin.

Yeah, Steve Irwin. Princess Diana. Princess Diana's the first big celebrity death in my career. Yeah. But I remember Michael Jackson. We were on the radio when it happened, when it all got announced.

I was playing Michael Jackson in store. Someone came into my store I was working at and they said, bloody shame, isn't it? I was like, what? They're like, that he's dead? And I was like, what? Yeah.

Took a moment. This is before I knew everything I knew. Obviously, yeah. Bambucione. That's a beautiful word. Big baby, it stands for, which is what one Italian mother who is 75 years old called her sons, who are 40 and 42, bambuccioni. And that is because they refused to leave home.

And they refused to contribute in the home. Isn't that terrible? Living at home since they were babies and have never moved out. Yeah. Just kick them out. You're the mother. moved out. Yeah. Just kick them out. You're the mother. You own the place. Just boot them out.

Change the locks. How embarrassing. Yeah. That this went international. Literally the other side of the world. So the mum is 75 from the northern city of Pavia, was sick and tired of her sons, 40 and 42, tried to convince them time and time again

to go out, live on their own, live with each other, just not in my house. Neither of them wanted to. She was also annoyed that they didn't contribute to the household expenses. She's a 75-year-old nonna, paying for these

bambuccione. And so she took them to court and said like I'm going to formally basically evict you and the judge sympathised with her and gave them an eviction notice essentially. So now what?

An eviction order against the men and they have to leave. This is wild. Good. She's done well. The men tried to say that like while she's old you know so we're really here This is wild. Good. She's done well. Finally. Yeah, it took a long time. The men tried to say that like, well, she's old, you know,

so we're really here being like a support to her. And she was like, Babucci, I am fine. Like, get the hell out of here. And apparently, almost 77, sorry, almost 70% of people in Italy aged 18 to 34

still live at home with their parents. Predominantly men living with their mummies. Really? Yeah. I mean, I know it's definitely got a lot higher worldwide. Yeah, it's expensive. Just because of the cost of living and housing around the world. It's just insane.

Yeah, but the cost of living affects your mum as well. Of course it does. You've got to contribute. But you pull your resources. Yeah, yeah, totally. Like a little communist state. Yeah. A whole bunch of little communist states. Yeah, yeah, totally. Like a little communist state. Yeah. A whole bunch of little communist states.

40, 42, though. Come on. I wanted to move out straight away. Like, get out of there. Yeah, I moved at 18. Yeah. Finished high school. But then, did she bring this on herself?

Is she one of those mums that she'll do the washing, she'll do the cooking, everything gets done, and then it's very hard to leave that. There's some enabling that's occurred here. But anyway, I don't know if we can beat 40 and 42. But I want to know, did you leave the nest late? Or did someone you know leave the nest super late? It'll be everybody like dobbing in.

Family members. Every family's got some weird cousin that still lives at home and they're in their 50s. Or someone's like, oh, my brother-in-law's still at home. He's not ready to go anywhere. He's very comfortable. Yeah, he's very dependent on mum. And then sometimes the parents don't want them to move out.

I don't know. Would it be a big red flag if you met a guy and he's like, I still live at home? What if he was living at home because his father wasn't on the scene? If he was looking after his mother, absolutely. Sort of a bit of a looking after situation. If it was an authentic, you'd have to vet it. You'd have to be like, how authentically are you looking after this?

You'd have to sit them down with some pre-prepaid questions. Yeah. Be like, are you looking after her or is she taking care of her baby? Yeah. Her big baby. Well, let's have some calls and some messages, I reckon. Okay. 0800 DALES at M. Give us a call. You can text

through 9696. Who left the nest too late in the picture? And maybe you met someone who was still living at home. You want to dob them in. And maybe it was just a big red flag. Someone you found out and you were like, oh dude, you're like 39, go.

Leave. Leave your mother alone. Because we won't be taking calls, like, if people are in their 20s still living at home. Like, that's kind of now. No, that's all right. We want to know exceptionally late. Yeah.

Sub 30. 0800. Sub 30? Post 30. Post 30. 0800, dial City Amazon number, text through 9696. Who flew the nest way too late? Well, this is very quickly turning into dobbing in family members.

Very much so. That have not yet flown the nest. The coop? Flown the coop. Coop. Coop. Empty nest. Empty nest.

Flying the coop. Left the coop. Just not moved their old ass out of their parents' house, basically. Get your ass out of there. Because there's a 75-year-old woman in Italy who has had to take her 40-year-old sons to the courts to get them evicted from her home. God, Christine would have just changed the locks and kicked you out, wouldn't she?

Yeah, yeah, we had to leave. That was the rule. We had to leave at 18. We could come back, but for no longer than six months at a time. Otherwise, we had to go to police college. Oh, my God. Can you imagine being in police? I a time Otherwise we had to go To police college Oh my god Could you imagine Before being in police

I was like a month off Going to the police college Wow I tell you what Really pushed those Five months though Really I've been

Really overstayed my welcome And even looking Like my dad must have Been so frustrated He had his 19 year old son Living at home and sleeping till like 2 o'clock in the afternoon.

Yeah, that's the worst bit. If that was happening right now, I'd be so frustrated. And he's up at like 4.30 or something. Vicky, this is your sister-in-law. Still hasn't moved out of home. No, no. 43, still living at home. Oh, God.

Why hasn't she ever moved out? Oh, she did move out at some point. She had a partner briefly, but then that relationship went out the box. And then now I think they've just developed this probably a little unhealthy codependent relationship. Right. So kind of need each other. Yeah, absolutely. Is she paying rent?

I don't know, actually. I don't think she's got a mortgage on the house, so I don't think there is much to pay. I mean, she buys. No, but it doesn't matter. Oh, my God, if my parents were mortgage-free and I lived there, they'd still charge me rent. Of course.

It's not about the expenses. Yeah, I mean, your dad did run a finance company. He'd probably Baycorp you. Yeah, he would. He'd take my car. He'd take your car in the driveway one morning. Which in itself was already a repo. He'd make you break yourorp you. Yeah, he would. He'd take my car. He'd take your car in the driveway one morning. Which in itself was already a repo.

He'd make you break your own legs. Yeah. I'm not paying someone to do this, Hayley. Can you basically get yourself on the knees for being late on those repayments, please? We'll get to more of your calls and texts next. Those people that have not yet left home. How old? So we're going to be 42.

Oh, we are hearing some shameful stories of people who are still living at home. And we said, look, if you're living at home because you're looking after your parent, one thing. Yeah. But some of these. If you're just leeching. I can imagine. If you're just leeching. Yeah.

Anonymous, good morning. This is your brother who's still living at home. Yes, that's right. How old is your brother? 34. 34. is your brother? 34. 34. Can you imagine? Why does he keep going back?

This is his third time back. This time he's split up with his ex-wife. Right. He was probably only living out of the house for two years and he's moved back in. And he has no plans to move out. And the parents don't want him to move out. They don't want him to move out.

They love it. They do, yeah. Does he pay rent? Very, very minimal. Okay. Maybe $50 a week type. What? $50?

It's not the 1950s. Yeah. He's eating into your inheritance. He is. Absolutely, he inheritance. He is. Absolutely he is. He should get less when the time comes. Yeah, absolutely. So, how long was he with the ex-wife?

He was only probably with her for a couple of years and then moved in with her into her house and then they split up. She kicked him out so he moved back home. But he's got a job To get on your feet I can he moved back home. But he's got a job. To get on your feet, I can understand. Yeah.

But if he's got a job, he can be paying rent, right? Yeah, he works full time. See? Yeah. But mum and dad love having him at home, so I guess. So it all works out. It works out. Anonymous, thanks.

You're cool. Taylor, you can beat 30-something. This is your gran that still lives at home. Yes. But not her home. Who's she living with? She lives with my great-grandfather, so her father. Oh, Lord.

And how old is granddad? Great-great-granddad. Granddad is, well, he's ageless, honestly. But he's 93. 93. 93! And we're going to see what your bloody daughter hang kicking about. I know. Well, they're very codependent.

I mean, he looks after her more than she looks after him, honestly. Really? God, the whole deal of having kids was like 18. Get out. Well, I mean, she's the oldest of seven, so there's other ones that can. And has she lived at home the entire 70 years or have there been times when she's left? Well, she got married at 19 and then divorced at 23

and then moved back home. Wow. She's been there for 50 years. Yeah. Oh, my goodness gracious. That is incredible. But great-grandad obviously loves it, having her there. I mean.

No. Yeah, sure. I mean, well, like, when she got married, she built her own house on his property. It's a larger Auckland property. Oh, wait. I thought you were going to say a farm. It's a larger farm. No,'s a larger Auckland property. Oh, wait, I thought you were going to say a farm. It's a larger farm. So there was acres between them.

No, like a garage. Oh, okay. And so she built the house when she got married, and then when the marriage broke up, she kind of was still living in her place, and then part-time in his place, and then she became a hoarder so now

that other house is just filled with stuff. I see, I see. And that explains it. Yeah, I see. Interesting dynamic. Amazing. Taylor, thank you for the story. We've got some messages in. My uncles in England still live with their 100 year old father and they're in their late 60s. Oh my god.

Poor guy. What's that documentary? What's it? Oh, Grey Gardens. Dude, Grey Gardens rules. Getting some Grey Gardens vibes. Big Grey Gardens. They had no idea how to deal with such a character. I like it. My work colleague is 54, still living at home,

doesn't even pay rent. The house is freehold. He's a tight ass. I've been working here for two years, and he's never even bought lunch or a cake for his birthday, which when we have to bring things for everybody but he just won't do it. She's all go.

Lots of people still living at home. My brother's 39, lives with my mum. My sisters and I all moved out when we were 17, 18 and 19 and we're 44, 45, 47 now and he's 39, he's still at home. Baby. He's the baby of the family. What's the Italian name for it? Borbocine. It's a Borbocine.

Borbocine. Borbomassone. Pay some rent. It's a Ceno baby. Pay some bloody rent. Now, I think I've said that wrong and I'm going to correct it because for our Italian...

Yeah, because I had two Bs, didn't I? Bambucione. Bambucione. Good boy to our Italian listeners. Man, baby. Play ZM's Fletch for the Daily. Play ZM. Good, mum.

Good, mum. I'm glad you're listening. Yeah, good. She just said, you're so full of shit, I'm contemplating writing an expose book out in time for Christmas. Patsy Sproul. Wow.

Listen. So for years, years right The way that we do like fundraising You do lots of raffles and tickets and what not You used to pester us quite a bit I used to pester you for them And we got a few tickets and never won Which always made me think How do you know that You know when you get competitions all the time

It's live streamed Aaron has been with me How do you know that? You know when you're in competitions all the time? It's live streamed. The draw's live streamed. Good. Aaron has been with me for 13 years of this marching career. Never won. Every single time we do like two or three of these things called Batons Up, a year, never won a dollar. Like what kind of prize?

It's just cash? Money, yeah. Right. So the top prize is a thousand bucks. Is that legal? Is that internal affairs? Is that? It's fundraising. It, yeah. Right. So the top prize is $1,000. Is that legal? Is that internal affairs? Is that? It's fundraising.

It's raffle tickets. Get a grip. I'm pretty sure if it's over $100. Anyway, well, here's the story, right? No, it's more than that. $1,000. I think it's $1,000. And that's the office sweepstakes rules, isn't it?

Yeah, yeah. There you go. We're all kosher. Okay. That's the office sweepstakes rules, isn't it? Yeah, yeah. There you go. We're all kosher. So my mum is working in sort of, even though I'm not marching this season. This is my formal announcement. This is my hard launch that I'm not marching this season. Wow. Which is great because then we have more time to have parties at the weekend.

We do have more time for parties. I did it so I could have more time at home with my partner and our new house. And I just seem to be spending each weekend with you two. Anyway, my mum is still sort of involved with the team and whatnot. And she was like, I've got some tickets to sell. And I said, oh, yeah, I'll buy a couple. And she gave me a couple of numbers. Then she came back to me and said, oh, someone else wants number one.

Can you take another one? And I said, yeah, you just give me another number. She was like, what about 267? I was like, yep, fine. And she came back and she said, do you want to ask the boys if they want some tickets? I've still got some left to sell. I was like, ah! You never asked. I was like, look, I'll just buy them. Okay. How much are they per ticket?

20 bucks. And it goes up to how many? Because you said 267. Yeah, I think there's 300 all together. At 20 bucks? Yeah. How much? Okay, I think internal affairs might be raising some. No, you make three grand. You give money. No, you make three grand. You give away three grand, you make three grand.

Okay, right, yeah. Don't out one of the absolute most important ways of raising money in the marching world. Prizes cannot exceed $500. Oh, well, it doesn't. $500 is max. The individual prizes anyway so we

my mum messaged yesterday saying oh what were your numbers because the draw was yesterday what were your numbers and I was like I can't remember

did you write them down she said yes somewhere and I had to scroll back through this thing yeah and my mum and I chat which was very dense

and I found it and I said oh it was this this 267 which is the one she replaced my number one for. Yeah.

And the other two, which you never told me what the numbers were. And she just said, bitch. And I said, what, why? And she said, 267 won $500. Oh, this is fantastic. Now this, I have not won $500 on a marching fundraiser since 2007.

I remember it well. Would you, if you won, when you were marching and you won $500, would you sort of feel obligated to reinvest it in the team? No. No, no, you buy your own ticket. I'd always buy one for myself and be like, if that won, that's my money. Hell no. You wouldn't reinvest that?

Because then that would take your fundraising efforts. I've already invested. You know, if you're only getting $3,000 out of these draws and you've added $500 more to the kitty. But I've already paid my fees and my $500 plus my sponsorship. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. This money's mine. It's free money.

I bought a ticket. Anyway, and I said to mum, oh, my God, amazing. She said, well, yeah, but you haven't paid. I was like, excuse me? She's like, you haven't paid for the tickets. And I kept meaning to do it. It's not that I didn't have the money to pay. I just kept forgetting to do it.

So I was like, well, I've paid now. So you have to pay, what, $60? I bought five tickets. Oh, five. Okay, $100. So you have to pay $100 to get $500. To get, yeah. So you'll be profiting $400.

Accountants would say $400. Economists would say it's a $600 transaction. Well, there you go. Either way you look at it, I've paid. And she said too little too late, mate. Wait, no, you paid yesterday after she said you won. Yeah, but I would have paid regardless. If my tickets didn't win, I would have...

Who paid for it? Did your mum pay for it? Mum would have just transferred the money to them and then I transferred the money back to her. I'm sorry. But she at stage of draw was ticket holder due to financially compensating. No, but I had my name

on that ticket. I'm sorry, but I'm on your mum. And excuse me, Patsy, how many times has she bought a battens up ticket off of me

and never paid, never won, so the transaction just didn't happen and I would have covered her for her $20. Okay, but I feel like I'm on your mum's side here.

This is ridiculous. Only because he gave someone $2 once, they put in the pokies and they won $800. I know, God, I was pissed off. Cool, that's my money. And they were like, no, here's your $2. If you bought a lottery ticket and put it in a birthday card, right,

and they won the money, you'd be like, give me a little cup. No, that's why I don't do that now. If I do scratchies at Christmas, I scratch them first. Just the barcode. Scan them. Make sure they don't win. Yeah, because one Christmas my brother won $50. I was like, unbelievable.

Wow. I could have had that $50. Your mum tried to do me a go your halves, and I said, absolutely not. Okay, shoe on the other foot. I'd give her the money. 100%. Because I could show you the amount of times that she's bought a ticket off me and not given me the money.

So it's time to pay up. Vaughan, have you picked a side here? Are you team Hayley's mum or Hayley? I've given my $100. You've given me $100? No, I've given $100. There is no transaction of money between the three of us. You've absolutely purchased my loyalty with $100.

He's done it after the fact, though. I'll buy you a scone to be on my team. I'm in yeah I was trying to put myself in the position of being the parent who did this but my kids are still like

young but if they were like adults I'd probably mess with them a bit more. Yeah. Yeah, right, okay. I'm renovating a house, every dollar counts. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, you need that money. Yeah, that could be a tap or something. Mum just said, thank you, lads, thank you, lads. He's actually on the fence, Patsy. That would have been my way out of buying a fundraising ticket in the first

place. I just can't afford these tickets, we're renovating. That's what I would have said. Yeah, but I will always support a marching team. I can't be there physically, I'll be there financially. So there you go, if you are in a marching team and you want a guaranteed sale, Hayley Sproul can't say no to a marching team. Well, hang on.

Just my marching team. Any marching team. The rest of you can bloody get in line. Playback audio. She just said she'll support any marching team. Oh, God. Everyone's turning on me.

The North Korean army have just been in touch. They'd like you to sponsor their marching team. How much are tickets? Play. ZDM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Now, there's been a massive study How much are tickets? Now, there's been a massive study out of New York looking at women and the age that they peak in confidence. Okay.

Like where they're just like, boom, I'm thriving. I'm doing my best. I just feel really my best self. Now, I think they looked at people from the ages of 19 to 65. Did they do men too? No one cares about men. You've had your time. This is about women's confidence.

Sorry for asking. Wow. Ouch. What an international men's day every day. It's actually coming up, isn't it? Is it? I think it is. November.

Yeah. Because are we taking that day off, aren't we? Correct. Yeah. I thought you took International Women's Day off. We did. To allow the women time to speak more. Yeah.

And then we take International Men's Day off to just recuperate. It's Sunday the 19th. So of November, we'll be Monday-ising that. Yeah. But wait, you work both days. That's a Sunday. You're already off. Yeah, no, no. But I said we're Monday-ising. We're Monday- that. Yeah. But wait, you work both days. That's a Sunday. You're already off. Yeah, no, no.

I said we're Monday eyes. We're Monday eyes. Follow through on Monday. But then you're away after that. No, that's not happening. That's not what's happening. Oh, I'm celebrating. No, that's not what's happening.

Well, I've got COVID on that day. It's actually in the calendar. Is it? Okay, right. Yeah. Well, I look forward to celebrating with you. So apparently the average age of the woman that reaches a brand new level of confidence, feeling the most confident in their life, is 38.

You've got time. I've got time. I've got four more years. So you've got so many years. Four more years. Four more years for the All Blacks. Four more years for Hayley Sproul to just come back better than ever. 38.

I kind of get it. I mean, there's lots of factors. They didn't even look at 18-year-olds because as if that's your most confident. Yeah. But you're just more secure in who you are. You know what's... No, I wasn't looking out the window at something horrifying happening. I was doing the maths in my head to see how old Sade is.

She's 39. No, she's 38. She was born in 1985. So she'll be turning 39. When? Next February. And then 40 the February after. She told born in 1985. So she'll be turning 39. When? Next February. And then 40 the February after. She told me yesterday she was planning her 40th.

She gets a bit carried away. You know, two years out, this is how long she plans things. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah. Because I was like, what do you think you're doing? Hey, heads up, heads up. As a friend, she's got big plans. Expensive plans, Vaughn.

Yeah, she does, yeah. She's got expensive everything. Yeah, I know. Whether or not she's got the budget, that's a completely different story. I would argue they're not expensive plans. They were expensive. They've just been around for a very, very long time. I'm just saying they're very chipped.

We did a series of photos at your house yesterday when Sade called us, trying to take a picture of the place. You were like, don't you effing dare. Yeah. It just so happened that when Hayley and I went to get our breakfast that you'd prepared for us lovingly, we appreciate that, that the two plates that we got were chipped.

Yeah. And the cup that your mimosa was in. And the wine glass. And the wine glass. But it's fine. Don't worry about it. It doesn't matter. It's fine.

It's fine. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It's not even a big deal. We weren't even going to bring it up. We weren't even going to bring it up. We took a couple of innocent photos and we were going to give Fashade a hard time. But now I'm knowing that her confidence

is at an all-time peak at 38. Let her ride the high. Let her ride the high for one more year. I get it. You're just sort of more, you don't care about what people think anymore. A lot of the time you've had kids and they might be growing up

and you're probably doing what you want to do with yourself. Yeah. So I've got a little bit more time up my sleeve to really peak because I tell you what this is not it. Do you work on this? No sirree Bob. Next on the show, fact of the day and this week is a themed week again.

Yep. Friends, the TV show. Yay. Because of, you know. Matthew Perry's passing. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Fact of the Day is about friends and that will be the Fact of the Day theme this week. Great.

Because Matthew Perry passed away over the weekend. Sad. You know by now. I think you know by now. I think the world knows. But that's the reason why we're doing it. So today's Fact of the Day, friends theme, is about the couch in Central Perk.

Oh, yeah. The famous orange couch. Yeah. Because it was found by a set designer called Greg Grande. It's got an E on the end. It doesn't have a thing over the E, but I'm giving it the Grande. It might be just Greg Grand. So you're saying that Greg is not Ariana's

brother or related cousin? Could be related to Ariana Grande. Yeah, right. Could be. It's not ruled that out yet. Yeah, we don't know. So they had to dress the set for Friends, for the Central Perk Cafe, and he was in charge of getting a couch, and he said there might be something downstairs, and they said

well, we need one pronto. So he went into the basement. That means quickly. That's quickly. That's another Spanish word, isn't it? Or is it Italian? Pronto. Pronto. It's Italiano.

Pronto Bruno. So he went pronto down to the basement of the studio's production lot in California. And he found an orange couch in the back corner. Sorry, it's Latin. Pronto. Well, it's Latin. Well, everything's Latin. Italian is basically Latin 2.0. Yeah, but it says Spanish Latin here, so maybe you need to apologise.

To the Latinos. Oh, no, but then it says here Italian. I think we're right. You owe us an apology for making us apologise to the Spanish. Do I need to apologise to the Italians or to you? You apologise to me Spanish. Do I need to apologise to the Italians or to you? You apologise to me. Why do I have to apologise to the Latinos? I was apologising to the Latinos. I was giving them a free word.

Yeah. You incorrectly dragged the Latinos into this argument. They wanted to be left the hell out of it. Okay. Yeah, right. So he found it and it was literally under other pieces of furniture. Okay. Stacked up.

Like in a storage unit. No, just in the basement of of furniture. Okay. Stacked up. Like in a storage unit. Yeah. No, just in the basement of the studios. Right. He dusted it off, brought it up to the set, and because he said, I really liked the carving in it. Network executives are like, it's tattered. It's yuck.

We're trying to make this show seem like really new and like high end. For the young ones. This is no good. James Burrows, director, who's directed pretty much every rom-com you've ever heard of and created half of them as well. He was like, no, no, no, no, no good. James Burroughs, director, who's directed pretty much every rom-com you've ever heard of and created half of them as well. He was like, no, no, no, no, no.

This is perfect. This is good science for everybody. It's tatted so it looks like it's been sat in. It's exactly what we're after for the aesthetic. It makes it far more believable and real than like a brand new couch being in a cafe because you never go to a cafe, a well-established popular cafe that's got brand new furniture. No.

So they popped it in there and the rest is history. Now, I was like, if it was down in that basement, where else was it used? Yeah, was it used on another show? I cannot find it. I searched Greg Grande for any other times he'd ever talked about it or if anybody had ever looked into it. No one could confirm it. They don't believe it was set furniture as much as it may have just been furniture used for people just chilling

and relaxing and waiting in the studio yeah around the studios or in reception areas and stuff wow then i found that the one that you see on the tour of the studios is the actual couch it's not a replica okay there's an actual couch and you can buy a replica. Okay. It is an actual couch. And you can buy a replica. In 2021... Because TVNZ had one. Have one? Have one? This was just an orangey couch.

It wasn't a replica. It wasn't a replica. The only thing that made you think, oh, is that the Friends couch is an orangey and it sat in front of a... A Friends thing. A Friends thing. It looked nothing like the Friends couch.

You're saying they lied to us. They lied to us. The national to us. They lied to us. The national broadcaster. They lied to us. So you can buy a replica from Tonk, which is a pop culture collectibles e-commerce store.

It released a life-sized replica of the orange couch that sat in the central perk for $3,299 US dollars. Jeez. It did come semi-assembled. You had to attach the four legs and some brackets. Oh, dollars. Jeez. It did come semi-assembled. You had to attach the four legs and some brackets. Oh, right.

Okay. Yeah. So he said it's got the same wood carving. It's got the same tassel-y bits at the bottom. Nice. And the nearest orange as well as the stitching and the shape they could find. So I don't know if those are still for sale. Such a good couch.

But hold on. Actually, I'll tell you if they're for sale. You could buy a central perk. I can't know if those are still for sale. It's such a good couch. But hold on. Actually, I'll tell you if they're for sale. You could buy a central perk. I can't shop in New Zealand. It's telling me I can't buy it here anyway. Or your shipping hon. Oh, the shipping hon. It would be so much.

You need a boat and stuff. Hon, it would be way too much. You could get it in a container. Get it over here. So today's fact of the day is the iconic orange couch from the central perk set of Friends was just rotting in a basement before it was found and is so popular that you could buy a replica for $3,299 US dollars.

Fact of the day, day out for Bagel and Mango. Bagel and Mango are two 2.5 metre pythons that have been released. I 100% thought this was going to be a dog. No. Pythons. And this is wild. Because people have been warned to be on the lookout for these snails.

Are they deadly? They're not deadly. They'll be alright. They're a bit constricting but they're small-ish. They're bigger than a little one you could hold in your hands like this, but smaller than the python that was around Britney Spears' neck in the I'm a Slave to You video. Yeah.

But would they eat your cat in the backyard? Because, you know, sometimes in Australia they'll get a cat. Cats are pretty quick, though. They'll probably get you slower animals before they get your cats. Yeah. So what happened is there was a woman who was going through a breaker and you know that thing where you like chuck out your ex's shit

and you're like, get out of here. During that time, we got to work and someone had thrown it out of that apartment building over the road. Someone's Dyson vacuum cleaner

and all their shit was on the floor. That must have hit the ground with a hell of a shebang. Like top kind of couple of floors that came from. So this is what the ex did to this girl. Threw a tantrum when she dumped him and he took the lovely hand-reared pet pythons

and dumped them in the street in a fit of anger. In the streets of Coogee, Australia. Yeah, so they're domesticated. They won't survive in the wild. They won't just like take off into the bush. As an animal lover, I'm sad. I'm happy that they're released. They won't survive though.

They won't survive so there's no danger to people. She said they're sweet, they don't bite. Scared for their safety. Please, if anyone sees them, let them know. Wild that you can domesticate a snake. Yeah. I would have thought they always would have been able to slither back. I just find it would be such a huge red flag if I went have thought they always would have been able to slither back. I just find it

would be such a huge red flag if I went to someone's house and they had anything in a tank that wasn't a fish. Yeah, Kim Crossman's got tarantula. And does she have a little snake? No, you know that snake's a spitz in New Zealand. Oh, but she lives in America, so yeah, probably. Yeah, I know. She says, no, it's cute.

I'm like, I'm good, thank you. Anyway, this is pending. We don't know if the snake's been found yet. Yeah. It's in a whole neighbourhood being on the lookout for two snakes. At the time of publishing, the snakes are still on the loose. If you found it dead, could you get it stuffed and use it as a draft stopper?

Yeah. Hell of a draft stopper. Stuff it full of beans. Because they always made draft stoppers look like snakes. Any sort of elongated animal, snakes. Like a python. Yeah, that'd be a really good door stopper. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I want to know what you did with your ex's stuff

in the breakout. Maybe you did a big dramatic hiff out the window onto the street. Come pick it up. Maybe you got a skip. Maybe you went to the dump. Maybe you sold it and made yourself a tiny little profit. Yes.

Or just donated it all to one of those charity bins. Yeah. And then they come back for their stuff. I remember my best friend, she was seeing someone at the time and he'd bought her, so off colour for her, one of those wall gecko, you know, like wire geckos. Outside, coppery. Boomers, boom know, like wire geckos. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, outside, coppery. Boomers, boomers love those on the back fence.

Boomers love a wire gecko on the fence. They love them. And she'd had it there and at the time she'd be like, oh, my God, embarrassing, but, you know, like, how sweet. And then he'd be a dick and then she dumped him. And then that night we had drinks and we took it out on the street. We, like, folded it up and started, like, standing on it and stuff and then we dropped it off on the street.

Their tails grow back, though, don't they? Not the wire ones. Not the wall mounted ones. Not the wall mounted wire ones. It's gone. But God, we took pleasure in actually bending that wall gecko to pieces. Maybe you had a sacrificial burning of your ex's stuff.

We'd love to take your calls. We'd love to know. 0800 DALES.M is our number. Call us now. You can text through 9696, your message. What did you do with your ex's stuff? The more dramatic or the pettier, the better. Oh, bonus

points too if you got rid of stuff and then got back together. And then you're like, I don't know what happened to the musty list. Oh, sorry. It was a break-in. Yeah. Well, after a break-up in Australia in Coogee, a couple of snakes, pythons, were thrown out with the ex's stuff,

and they're gone. Well, they're on the loose. We want to know what you've done with the ex's stuff after a breakup, whether it was a burning on the front lawn, you chucked it all, everything on the front lawn, whatever. Some messages in on Instagram. I rubbed his electric toilet brush head around the toilet bowl. He chucked it all, everything on the front lawn, whatever. Some messages in on Instagram.

I rubbed his electric toilet brush head around the toilet bowl. He was a cheating a-hole. Now, that person who sent that in has a man in her profile picture and I assume it's not the one who... No, she's moved on. Got the toilet toothbrush.

Yeah. Burnt all his stuff, says Kylie. See, I love that. What could you do about that though? Could you, like, is that against the law? Or could you force them to buy you new stuff?

I don't know. Depends. I put my cheating exes stuff in rubbish bags on the street, took them back a week later and helped them unpack it. Oh. That's embarrassing. That is embarrassing. I wouldn't have ever told us that.

I know, neither. I'm embarrassed for you. I'm embarrassed for you. I'm embarrassed for you. Threw it in a big skip just this weekend, finally. Obviously, just leaving stuff around. Yeah, good. It's wild some people don't come back for their stuff, eh? Yeah, well, it's my stuff now if you don't come back.

Possession is no tense of the law. True. Hayley, different Hayley, not you, Hayley. Because I've never done anything terrible. No. Hayley, what did you do with the ex's stuff? Oh, so I used to live in the UK but I have a New Zealand

passport. So me and my partner, we were going to move to New Zealand. He actually was an abusive a-hole. So one day I finally decided who, what am I doing? This is just ridiculous. So I bagged his stuff up, threw it out of a window,

called immigration and cancelled his visa. Two weeks later, got on a plane to Australia and never saw him again. Haven't been home in 11 years. Good for you. Cancelled his visa's a big move. Then he can't come after you. I had immigration ringing me to say, such and such is, you you know he's trying to come

into the country I said well it's nothing to do with me follow my visa wow it was bold he's true I've never heard of the guy

never heard of him sounds awful though I don't know him at all sounds like an absolute prick Hayley thank you keep your messages coming in 9696 0800 dials at M what did you do

with your ex's stuff but for now we are talking about what you did with your ex's stuff people are biffing out of talking about what you did with your ex's stuff. People are biffing out of windows, sitting in a blaze. I like this one. Anonymous, good morning.

Good morning. Good morning. What did you do with your ex's stuff? Well, he walked out on me when I was 25 weeks pregnant. Oh, wow. Classy dude. Oh, I know. He's an amazing guy.

And he wouldn't come and get his stuff. So I said to him, if you don't come and get it, I'm going to have a free garage sale. And he didn't believe me. And I did it. And he had to start all over again. Fantastic. When people were coming around for the free garage sale,

were they like, are you sure you don't want anything for this? Yeah. I was like, no, no, it's all fine. It's all free. I'm just clearing out some cracks. What kind of stuff was that? Oh, tables, couches, pots, pans. Oh, my God.

Damn, I wish I was there. His life. But you could have used those pots and pans. She's got her own pots and pans. No, I didn't want anything that was so... Oh, okay. I love that. I love that.

And just all gone for free. Anonymous, thank you. Some messages in. Live some stuff. Donated it or sold it and used the money to put towards an overseas trip. Oh, that's good. A little eat, pray, love. I took his personalised stock car hoodie to the op shop.

Says Liv. So was he on a stock car team, was he? Maybe. He had a personalised hoodie. Wanger or shagger or something on the back, eh? Shagger. Down the... A-Raz.

Is it? Is it? Because you'd never... I was going to say he might try to go to the op shops and find it, but is it a thing where if you donate to a clothing bin, they ship it to another region so that you don't see your stuff or... No, I've never heard of that. Have you heard people say that?

That sounds like additional admin. Yeah. Someone did rob a bank in a ZM puffer jacket, didn't they? Did they? No, they robbed, was it a servo? It was in Australia, though, wasn't it? Yeah. That's really funny.

We must follow up what the latest was. I don't know. I think once Ross could prove that it wasn't any of the current employees. Because they were trying to finger you for that, weren't they? Yeah, they were. It's got big Vaughan energy because of your criminal past. Because of my history of criminal endeavours. Yeah.

And to think you nearly could have been off to police college. God, I know. A criminal like him. And now I'm on the other side of the law. What's the legality of getting rid of exes' belongings? I've had some stuff in this house for three years I'd quite like to get rid of. But, hey, look. Chuck it.

The person who asked that on text, I'd say, by the calls and texts we've had, people are burning things and no one's doing anything about it. If someone's left stuff for three years, they don't want it. No. They don't need it. I submerged my ex's Xbox in the sink. Oh. And then took it out and let it dry.

Oh, so you wouldn't even know. He wouldn't know, and then he finally came to get it, and it wasn't working by the time he got it back. But ha-ha. That's good. But ha-ha. But ha-ha. Wasn't me

But when I broke up With my ex He broke into my house While I wasn't there And stole my dirty laundry Eww No No

Yuck That's the wrong end of it That's the absolute Wrong end of it Yeah I snipped every second stitch In the seat And backside

Of every pair of pants In his wardrobe So if he ever put Any pressure on the seam It would tear right open That's fantastic And I deleted all his Spotify playlists of every pair of pants in his wardrobe. So if he ever put any pressure on the seam, it would tear right open. That's fantastic. And I deleted all his Spotify playlists. Why are you so offended by that?

He'll be able to listen. Because some of them take so long. To curate. To curate. I've got some really good playlists. I'd be devoed. I'd be devoed. Someone did that.

Oh my God, my gym playlist has actually taken years. Somebody said, I don't even know who these people were, but it was such a great drama to follow in our neighbourhood. I was driving down the road. There was a sign that said, you have five days to get your stuff. The next day it said, you have four days to get your stuff. Three days to get your stuff. And then on the day after, one day I went past

and there was just a fire and a bin on the side of the road. Brilliant. Like that. Wow. I think he was seeing the signs. I assume it was a he. Yeah. Feels a lot like the women are the ones who are doing the crazy acts. And you know what I think? Deservedly so too. Deservedly? Yeah.

Is that the podcast done? Because I'm busting for a poos. Busting for a poos. Busting for a poos. Jesus. Give us a review.