ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 30th October 2024

Episode Date: October 29, 2024

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The ZM Podcast Network. The Fletch, Fawn and Hayley Big Pod. Great things are brewing at McCafe. The perfect start to every day. Play ZM's Fletch, Fawn and Hayley. Thank you Bryn, good morning. Welcome to the show, Fletch, Fawn and Hayley. Two minutes past six.

Good morning. Just plugging in, just plugging in for a fresh Fun Wednesday with the guys With my boys Short week It's technically Thursday for us Yeah it's good stuff It's a Wednesday

Tis Wednesday Silly little poll on the way An extension of what we talked about yesterday I think we had a sidebar on the cake This was Vaughn's idea We want to know if there's correlation or causation an extension of kind of what we talked about yesterday when we, I think we had a sidebar on the cake. Wedding cake. This was Vaughan's idea. We want to know if there's correlation or causation between what kind of cake you had

and if you got divorced. So we did a silly little poll and said, you're only going to answer this if you're divorced. What flavour was your wedding cake? Yeah, I think people just answered about the cake. I don't know if they... He's conducting his own study. Well, we don't need the juiciness.

We're here for science, not gossip. Not gossip and hearsay. I know I want the gossipy stories. You're a gossipy little bitch. Someone had a big heavy fruitcake and then it caused the end of their marriage. My hope... I'm here for that.

Yeah, my hope is that the fruitcake reveals itself as the true ender of marriage. We'll give you the results soon in Silly Little Pole. Another chance at 8 o'clock this morning if you can identify our New York celebrity, fictitious or real. Yeah. 8 o'clock, you're in the draw

to get to the iHeartRadio Jingle Bell, Jingle Ball and Madison Square Garden. Got that set in my mind, unfortunately. Yeah. Jingle Ball. It's Jingle Ball. Jingle Ball. 8 o'clock.

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And lots of people don't have that much time off. So there's a family that would is sharing the way that they like to cram in as much as possible in a short amount of time. Sounds insane. I think you do a little bit of it. Okay.

There is a new travel, what would you call this? I guess it's like a style. Yeah, like a travel style, travel trend. So it's called Extreme Day Tripping, where you will go somewhere for 24. You've got to work out your body weight, how much ketamine you can get.

You don't want to go too much. Not that kind of tripping. Mushrooms? You're doing mushrooms. Not that kind of tripping. And how extreme are we going? Because once it gets too extreme... I'm not going rock climbing when I'm on mushrooms anymore.

I've never done mushrooms, but I can't imagine just going to a foreign country and doing that would be a great idea. Oh, a foreign country. No, no, no. You want to do it in the safety and familiarity of your own home, right? In moderation.

On a nice sunny day. Mushrooms in moderation. There are people that have been highlighted in this news article, families, and most of this, I think, works if you live in a place like London where you can go to Italy or you can go to Spain. For 40 pounds. Yeah, you can take the whole family.

It's not costing you an arm and a leg. Yes. And the idea is that you land in this place, city or wherever you're going and you've got 24 or 48 hours and you go, go, go, go, go. You do everything. You see everything. You eat all the or 48 hours and you go go go go go you do everything you see everything you eat all the great food and then and then you go home i so i was reading um one of these well there's a facebook group called extreme day trips yeah and so they also help

people out with like itineraries and how to do the 24 hours here's where you go first if you want to avoid lines for places like here's the best kind of routes and routes across the city. So here's one. There was a woman, she visited a Swiss city. Where'd she go? Geneva. Oh yeah. From Edinburgh. Spent 24 hours.

Saw the United Nations Building, Botanical Gardens, Flower Clock, Fage Chocolate Factory, the Broken Chair Monument, Mont Blanc Bridge, Lake Geneva, had a meal and got back to Edinburgh in 24 hours. I like that. Yeah, I know you would. I like that. Because I'm going to, even museums, I'll go into a museum, I don't need to look at everything.

There's some old stones. What if a painting really strikes you and you need to linger? I'll look at it. I might even linger, but I'll see the next painting and I'll be like, that doesn't deserve much time. I won't linger. I won't linger. I love this.

I don't like a completely relaxing holiday. This is too much. This is stress city. See, this is great in a big city and then you can go relax somewhere else. Go relax at the beach afterwards for the next couple of days. I don't know. This feels stressful with kids. I just feel like if you go all that way

and you're rushing everything. Yeah. But then there's kids who sometimes yeah, they're a bit slower they get a bit tired and they might not be interested in the same stuff. Like I don't think I'd take my kids to a museum overseas. No. But that's one thing I read that was like if you get there, say you

you could do it in New Zealand. Say you get to Mata Mata and you're like, we're going to go to Hobbiton, we're going to go to this, we're going to eat a meal here, we're going to do blah, blah, blah. Well, I think you only need

half a day for that. But that was a terrible example. No way, a whole day at Hobbiton. Okay. You guys haven't been. I haven't been. You've got to take your time.

Yeah, right. And then sit at the Green Dragon pub at the end. Okay, I would say Rotorua would be a better example because you could do like 10 things in one day. But I read that someone was like, the good thing about it is it's 24 hours and it's over. So if you get to Rotorua, which is a great place,

but say you hated it, you'd be like, oh, well, we go home tomorrow. You know, whereas I go, okay, I'm going to go to Italy and I'm going to spend five days here. And often you'll book accommodation, you've booked the flights and your transfer's out of there and you get there and you're like, this city kind of sucks. I guess you're sort of like there for a while

and trying to make the most of it and you're sort of wasting time. But what if you love it, you could go back? Yeah, just go back. But then you're kind of rushed around it. I feel like you might give it a bad, you might taint the city if you're rushing. Talk about taints. This early, getting your taint out. You'll taint the city if you're rushing. Talk about taints. This early.

Getting your taint out. You'll taint the city if you're rushing it. And you won't want to go back. I've done this. I've gone around the city and seen as much as I can, and then I've gone back to places that I've loved. You've been like, oh, so you're getting a charcuterie of countries. Say you're going from New Zealand to Europe,

and you're doing, I don't know, three weeks or four weeks, and you want to do all these countries. You don't have four days in one place. I don't know about how much time you're spending travelling to do all these countries you don't have like four days in one place i don't know about how much time you're spending traveling to these places i know yeah well i mean you can get a train it's like a couple of hours and you're at the next place kind of thing yeah true god new zealand sucks i know we're so far we're so far away we're so far away imagine us being out a couple of hours and we're in another country. Yeah, but when shit hits the fan, like we're on the precipice of right now in the

world, we're a lovely distance away from all the shit and the fan. There's not even a fan on our island. Not unless there's a nuclear submarine off the coast. Then we're in range. Are they going to need those back? Yeah, they'll need those back in the Black Sea. I reckon we're going to be fine. Yeah.

That was a grim start to the day, wasn Sea. I reckon we're going to be fine. Yeah. Well, yeah. It was a grim start to the day, wasn't it? Yes. We went from holidays to nuclear war. You were poo-pooing. You started by saying taint. He tainted it. Yeah, you came in with the word taint,

and I think the whole thing just got derailed. That's right. And I think that's on you, Vaughan Smith. I think that's actually on you. If we hadn't been rushing, probably wouldn't have needed to say it. It's true. Relax. are rushing around if we're taking our time if we hadn't been rushing probably wouldn't have needed to say it it's true I don't know

what actually happens like I don't know what the word would be but like how Facebook or Instagram would that handle

social media when someone dies well you can actually in your settings set up a do you call it a legacy a legacy content

a contact so I could make you a legacy contact and then I'd have access to your social media and then I think do you have it a legacy? A legacy contact. So I could make you a legacy contact. And then I'd have access to your social media. And then I think, do you have to prove somehow that I'm dead to become my legacy? Just a photo of the corpse?

Yeah, I think next to my face. Yeah. You next to my face. Hey, Zuckerberg. He dead. He dead. And maybe it's a video and you kind of poke me to show that I'm dead.

He'll never let me do this in real life. I'll to show that I know. He would never let me do this in real life. I'll give a big cuddle. He would never let me. He would never let me do this. I'd wrap your arms around me and be like, look at this lovely cuddle we're having. But he's dead. Is that a bit full on that I'm doing that with this corpse?

People do, don't they? Oh God, they really do. Yeah. Well, the reason I'm talking about what happens to social media after you die, someone shared a very funny TikTok that said, POV, your dad passed away. Now, that's not funny. That's very sad. That's very sad.

POV, your dad passed away unexpectedly. Today was his funeral and you were given his phone. And she uploads to Facebook a status saying, hey, guys, thanks for coming out today on his Facebook. Oh, no, that's weird. I think it's so funny. I think that's quite a funny little think that's like quite a funny little way to make light of a sad situation. Yeah.

You know, remember that guy? The Irish guy in the coffin? Who recorded his voice being like, help, I'm not dead. Stop, stop. I mean, that's funny. Yeah, that's funny. We can all laugh.

I think this is really funny. Chad Rice was his name. Great name. Great name. Chad Rice. We can all laugh. I think this is really funny. Chad Rice was his name. Great name. Great name. Chad Rice. Could be reachy. Sounds like the perfect fake alias. Yeah.

G'day, I'm Chad Rice. Hey guys, thanks for coming out today. And it made me laugh. But then, I don't know, I have a bit of a pet peeve with social media staying active once someone's dead. Yeah, especially when family keep posting on it. Oh, my God.

It's just like, oh. I've never seen it. I've seen it a couple of times. Yeah, just like someone might say, you know, Timmy would have been, you know, 104 today. Yeah, we all hate that. I've seen people do that on their own accounts about Timmy, but I've never seen someone with Timmy's account

and like, I would have been 104 today because that's crazy because- Yeah. No, a dear friend of mine passed away many years ago and every year on her Facebook page, people post on her birthday, happy birthday. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Darling, you know, oh, we really miss you. They passed away young? No, no, no, no, no. She was old, but- Where has she got Facebook in heaven? This is, but even if she did, even if heaven is real and she's up here- Well, no, heaven, no, no. She was old. Has she got Facebook in heaven? But even if she did, even if heaven is real and she's up here. Heaven is a half pipe. If my friend is in heaven on a half pipe.

If I die before I wake, at least in heaven I can skate. So she's in heaven skating with Facebook. She's in heaven skating a half pipe. She's not on Facebook. She's having a delicious whiskey and enjoying her great heaven life on a half pipe. She's not down there being like, oh my God, it's my earthly birthday. Let's check.

I don't know. I know there's people healing different ways, but I'm always like, she's not reading it, guys. Yeah. You know what I mean? Just say it into the universe. You probably don't need to write it on your Facebook wall so i've just googled what is a legacy contact so it's a person you choose to manage your account after you've passed away when it can when an account is

memorialized so it turns from like i guess live to memorialized yeah uh a legacy contact gains access to certain parts of your account can they read read your messages? This is what I... Certain parts of your account, surely you can take... Can you Google, can you read memorialised accounts? But surely if you've got access to their account, you can go through all... Imagine learning all the things you'd learn about your dead friend if you went

through... Would you go through all their messages? Would you go through all of Vaughan's messages? 100%! I'm looking through chats. I'm looking through. I want to be the legacy of, like, you guys' phone. I'd love that. No, what happens to Messenger when Facebook is memorialised?

No, your Messenger. No, you won't. Messenger will be deactivated. That doesn't make any sense. Only their page will be available. You can leave messages on their page. Oh, right. Unless you have a message through with the Mod Messenger already,

you can send messages that way so not everyone can see them, but you won't be able to access their messenger. You can't get into their inbox. Yeah. Yeah, okay. So I'm looking at my friend's page currently, and it has turned into a memorial one because I see at the top it's tributes,

but there's so many people that are still just like as of just days ago interacting with their – It's not interacting. To each their own. It's like playing tennis against a wall really. Yeah, yeah. It is a little bit. Yeah.

You're hitting it and you're getting something back, but it's only your force that's bringing it back to you, you know. Yeah, yeah. We'll take away the wall. the ball's not coming back. Do you know what's sad is only a couple of months before my friend passed away, the last message she sent to me, thumbs up. It's a thumbs up. It's just straight up a thumbs up.

An accidental thumbs up? Yeah, well, it's not in response to anything, so she's just thumbs up. Oh, right, she's just thumbs up. Just that. I imagine it's not in response to anything. So she's just thumbs up. Oh, right. She's just thumbs up. Just that. I imagine it's like in the Terminator movie where he gives the thumbs up, but he's going down into the lava right at the end. Yeah, that's probably right.

That's actually pretty cool. That's actually pretty sick. That's pretty cool. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley, silly little poe, silly little poll we generally conduct on the Instagram Because it's easy to vote on things But we did say, today's silly little poll is,

if you're divorced, what kind of wedding cake did you have? Causation, correlation, or just a neat Venn diagram? Some people text messaged it. Oh, okay. Divorced and remarried. Fruitcake both times.

Now I've been married for 27 years. Make what you will with that. From Sheila. So she's had fruitcake divorce, fruitcake so far 27 years. That's got to bring the average of fruitcake up to 13 and a half years so far. Yeah. I'm not even watching the science experiment. Yeah.

You watch it. It'll unfold. Wish I had known about the wedding cake choices on my divorce number three. I think I might be the common denominator. Wait, what? Was it fruitcake? Didn't say. I don't know.

We need that information. We need to know. Because that's going to really. 987. Your phone number ends in 987. What were your cakes each time? It's going to bump it down, isn't it? Yeah.

If it's fruitcake. Yeah. It's going to bump it back down. Divorce number three. Just stop getting married. Some people love it though, don't they? Some people do love to be a missus and a mister. Just don't worry about it.

A lot of paperwork. Yeah. Like, oh, you know, we're a bit of a traditional family. I don't think religion is keen for you to get divorced three times, but, you know, you do you. I'd want to know if each time the wedding got simpler and smaller. Oh, 100%. First time we're in a gown, second time we're in a little dress,

third time we're in a, you know, I'll tell you what, if I've been to all three weddings, the gift is getting smaller. There's no gift at the second one. They're bleeding me dry, these bloody wishing wells. You've had enough from me.

Silly little polar, in the answer of your divorce, what kind of cake did you have at your wedding? First, on 43% of people who have been married and got divorced, had a chocolate cake. Oh. That's a big percentage.

Second place, 37 other. So we're talking. What, like a carrot cake or something? No, carrot was an option. Carrot was an option. When we were going through options yesterday, Shannon said vanilla cake. And I said, if you had vanilla cake at your wedding, that's doomed, eh?

No, but like I get, you know, those nice white cakes and quite often you use vanilla in the middle. Dead. Why have cake? The wedding DOA.

Why have cake? Yeah, if it's just vanilla. Yeah. Because the icing's already too much on posh because that royal almond icing is a lot. Far apart.

So our options were fruit cake, chocolate cake, carrot cake or other. What are the cakes? What are we doing, banana? No one's having carrot cake at a wedding, are they? Yeah.

Yeah, 100%. Our top layer was carrot cake. What was that? Yeah, the smallest cake. You just don't notice because it's so encased in the icing. And it was not sort of like a bakery carrot cake. It was thick. It was thick, yeah.

Nice. So chocolate cake is first at 43%. Other second at 37%. Fruitcake in at 11%, carrot in at nine. Okay. So these are if you're divorced, what cake you had.

So actually, just looking at these upfront stats, having fruitcake at your wedding is not a sign that you're going to get divorced. But also like, these are just the most popular flavours, right? Chocolate's more dangerous. No, this is a scientific experiment.

Sam said basic bitch vanilla. Okay. Gone. Divorced. See, I also just think people, because this woman who's messaged in, Callie, next, her current profile picture is her as a bride with her groom,

and it said cheese, just cheese. It was effing glorious. I don't think she's divorced. She just wants to show off that she had a posh cheese. She hasn't read our silly little poll correctly. No, only answered your divorce. She stuffed the stats. Yeah, and so's Carl.

M&M covered cake with personalized printed M&Ms. Oopsie, I'm not divorced yet. I like he put yet there. He's being realistic. Well, majority of marriages. All three. Fruitcake base, chocolate cake middle, carrot cake top. I think that's almost what I hand

for a wedding cake. Right. So in Texan, I just came in listening to this part way and I thought you were saying her first and second marriages were to men who were fruitcakes. I was like, dang, poor girl, two fruitcakes? Amy said why I got divorced

or why he or why we had red velvet cake red velvet cake oh I forgot about red velvet because that was like kind of a bit of a

in fash for a while there yeah and we it's actually just chocolate cake with red food colouring yes it is now Amy doesn't think it was anything to do

with the red velvet fruit cake that they got divorced she thinks it was the fact that he was sleeping with his subordinate for three years. I think it's more cake-based. I think you'll find the cake led him to the affair. That's right.

He didn't want to have an affair. Because the subordinate was probably eating red velvet cupcakes one day. That's right. And he's like, oh, my God, do you remember me? And then before you know it, he slipped in. Yeah. It's in. Yeah. It's over. Yeah, I know.

Like she's a red velvet for a cake. Yeah. That's how it happens. Yeah. I didn't let my husband pick much for our wedding, but I did let him decide on the cake. It was three tears, each with a different flavour,

vanilla with caramel, chocolate and banana, and a separate gluten-free cake for our sad friends. But then Sam doesn't say that she's divorced. Because it's her and her husband in the profile picture. People aren't following the most basic instructions. Just tell my sad friends to, I don't know, bring their own cake. You're not invited to the wedding.

It's my wedding. Yeah. Fruit cake and chocolate cake, says Jake. But Vaughn's right. Fruit cake slaps. It does. It's yummy. It's full of juicy little raisins and stuff.

I actually feel sick thinking about it. It's full of juicy raisins. Oh, yuck. Eat a box of sun-made raisins. It's like a Christmas fruit pie, but a giant cake. That's going to really boost your blood sugar levels, Vaughan, on Christmas Day. And Christmas fruit pie is yuck. So, yeah, you heard me.

Read it and weep, Bearch. On Christmas, I'm having brandy snaps and delicious things. Yeah, brandy snaps. Brandy snaps.

Brandy snaps with tooth breakers. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

You fill them up with cream. You get your mouth around the end of a brandy snap and give it the old suck the cream out and then choke on it. Yeah, yeah,

yeah, fun. Yeah, and then the brandy snap all gets gummied up in your teeth. Delicious. Way better than choke on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, fun. Yeah, and then the brandy snap will get gummied up in your teeth. Delicious. Way better than fruitcake.

No way, fruitcake. Fruit and mince. It's not even mince. There's no meat in it. Ah, yum, yum, yum. That's a little pole. Play ZM's Fleshborn and Hayley. Play ZM's Fleshborn and Hayley.

So, Girls Get Off. That's an Australian adult fun toy brand and they do lots of things. I think they've got like toys and podcasts and all sorts. Yeah. Our Aussie sisters. They are advertising for a job, a position in their company.

This is a job that you're hoping to leave us to take up. Yeah. Okay. So I actually haven't talked to Ross or Bogsy or anyone. Right. That I'm leaving. Yeah. And it's really sad, but today will be my last day, the 30th of October.

Maybe I'll do tomorrow and I'll start fresh. I'll go through to tomorrow. Right. So the job that they are advertising for is a customer service representative. Right. So I would be talking with people on the phones, chatting with customers about the products that we offer.

But as part of it, as part of the job, I have to test out, try, and be able to speak to the joys and the pros of the products that I would be selling. Right.

And one of the benefits of this job is that they actually have, like you do in many jobs, scheduled in breaks. Yeah. But instead of a break for like a cuppa or even a durry, you know, they call it an O-break. Right. So you'd be at work trying out, like, in a special room? Oh, yeah, I'm not sure about where I'm expected to take my O-breaks.

Because this feels like a work-from-home kind of job, like that, you know, in the comfort of your own home. Maybe it isn't a work-from-home. So the O-break, it doesn't only adhere to the brand's values, they say. It's also to help create a good environment in the workplace of self-care, including self-pleasure, which increases relaxation and mental clarity. So I'd come back from my break just ready to carpe diem. Eventually switched on.

Yeah, exactly. That's good. I think you'd miss us. I think you'd miss this job too much. Not enough attention for you doing this job. Well, it's an attention in a different way. I'm paying myself the attention. Yeah, she's paying herself a lot of attention.

So it's suggested, I think if you were- I don't know where it's actually based in terms of- Like Melbourne or Sydney. Well, it's Australia, so it's New Zealand and Australia. Right. So the O breaks, you're encouraged to actually pop home. You're actually encouraged to pop home. Well, you live so far from the city.

Yeah, so now my break, that's an hour. You're going to get five minutes at home and then you're already coming back. Yeah, but if I'm working for this company and I'm so confident in the products that I would be able to, sorry, someone's just at our window. Hello there. Hi. Jesus, that scared the hell out of me. That guy's just at our window. Hello there. Hi. Jesus, that scared the hell out of me.

Guy just ran at the window. Yeah, I saw both of you. He's in the rain now. He's having a dance in the rain. I think he's high on something. Do you think he's just had an O-break? No, he's jumping on the... Shall I press the panic button? No, don't push the panic button. He's off now.

He's running off now. I didn't like that at all. Don't do the panic button. No, don't push the panic button. He's off now. He's running off now. He's really... I didn't like that at all. Don't do meth, kids. Don't do meth. I didn't like it. Don't do meth. I didn't like it at the start.

I didn't like it at the end. Do you know what's just as good as... It still makes me feel not great. Do you know what's just as good as meth? Just having a little O-brain. I would say that orgasms are better for you than meth. Nature's dopamine. Across the board.

Across the board. Any half-professional would agree. I reckon put down the pipe, pick up the adult fun toy. ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah. This is the top six. Why doth thy crave chocolat when menstruating?

Listen to this. Researchers now think cravings around menses. M-E-N-S-E, like senses but with an M. Menses. Menses. Yeah. Is that what it's called? I've heard it called menses before.

Sounds like a cute nickname for it. It does. Oh, baby, you're menses. You're but menses, are you? You're menses, babe. Baby, you're menses. Bado. Oh, baby, you're Menzies. You're a bit Menzies, are you? You're Menzies, babe. Baby, you're Menzies. Badoof. How dare you look me in the eye.

Ah, so apparently it's a culturally driven thing. What, chocolate? You only crave chocolate because you're told you should. Oh, by like movies and stuff. Yeah. I definitely get hungrier, but I don't crave chocolate myself. But I could eat carbs on carbs on carbs on carbs on carbs on burgers on buns on bread on carbs on scones on carbs. Yes.

On spaghetti. On spaghetti, on rice, on pasta, on carbs. So apparently in Japan, rice is the most popular craving. When? On the Menzies. On the Menzies. Really? Yeah.

Yeah, I suppose so. Great. You know, rice is my number one carb. I'm going to do a fried rice if I hit the Menzies. I'll do fried rice and then I'll do Aunt Betty's chocolate pudding rice.

You're really ricing up the rice. Sticky rice. I'll be watching Bridget Jones eating my Aunt Betty's sticky rice. Yes, yum.

So apparently Is that what you do? Actually, Fletch, you would love a period. I reckon he would just lean into it, cuddle up on the couch. He is a period. He is.

He's living life of a period. He's always in a rush, doesn't want, you know, get off me, get away from me. Yeah, don't touch me. Don't touch me. Apparently, one way to curb the chocolate cravings is to brush your teeth. Oh, yeah, I suppose it ruins it, doesn't it? Oh, because it always tastes like... No, but then to me, it just tastes like peppermint chocolate.

Yum. Some of the best chocolate. Yum. How about an arrow? I just found a way around that loophole. Yeah, yum. He did it. He did it.

They said it couldn't be done and he did it. Someone just messaged in F off, but they've used the real F. F off, it's a culture thing. Now, I think we've got a Menzies on our hands. Well, someone's on the Menzies. Yeah. Someone's on the Menzies. Yeah, it's a cultural thing because different countries have different cravings a Menzies on our hand. Where someone's on the Menzies. Yeah. Someone's on the Menzies. Yeah, it's a cultural thing

because different countries have different cravings. It's kind of what we're told to crave and then, well, we're not a men straighter myself. Yep. A Menzies.

I've got the top six other period cravings. Okay. The top six other period cravings is today's top six. Number six on the list. A big bag of party-sized Cheeto puffs and 20 minutes to be left.

The hell alone, please. Leave me with my puffs. Number five on the list of the top six other period cravings. Espresso martinis and for you to not breathe so loudly in my ear. That one's really spot on for me. Yeah, where do you think he got it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel reflected.

Number four on the list of the top six other period cravings. An entire Hawaiian pizza. And all the stuff on the bench is yours. Can you move it, please? Yeah. Yeah. Number three on the list of the top six other period cravings. A big bag of delicious salty pretzels.

And can you take these bloody kids out of my air shot? They've been driving me crazy all day. Yep. Yep. Number two on the list of the top six other Menzies cravings that you may experience, a big bag of your favourite lolol. Santa, I just cleaned this kitchen and the bathroom. How is it this messy again?

Yep. I just can't relate to any of this. And number one on the list of the top six other period cravings. Sitting down with your favourite comfort TV show and a jar of Nutella in a spoon and having Nutella and a spoon. Oh, yeah. And having Nutella straight from the jar. Yeah.

And I don't know what's wrong with me. Neither. What did you say? You've got no idea. That is today's top six. Play ZM's Flesh, One and Hayley. That is today's top six. Well, Netflix has announced a new feature. Now, this is currently available for iOS users only on the mobile app. It's coming in a few weeks to Android users with the Netflix mobile app.

You will be able to share moments from Netflix shows. Because I don't know if you've ever tried it. I think I tried to send you once when I was watching something, a screenshot and it just blanks it out. And you can't screen record a nose because obviously people would rip shows and just share them with their friends. You can only just film on your

phone, right? Another phone, yeah. Which is so embarrassing. It's a really embarrassing way to do it. I'm guessing they're doing this because it's going to be a way for people to get their friends hooked on shows. You'll be able to, there's going to be a moments button, you know where you pause, you can fast forward, that kind

of thing. It's going to be a moments button when a scene you want to start, when a scene you want to save starts, you press it, and then it's like clipping, clipping a bit of video. And then you can share that and you can pick save starts, you press it. And then, I mean, it's like clipping, clipping a bit of video. And then you can share that and you can pick your platform, assuming all the normal platforms,

TikTok, Instagram, Facebook, whatever. WhatsApp maybe. Maybe WhatsApp. And yeah, you can share it. So for example, if I, you know, because recently I wanted to share with you guys a little bit from the Monsters TV series about the Menendez brothers. Oh, a real poignant scene?

Yeah, for me it was a moment that really like turned the whole storyline around. And it did involve a shower scene in which he turned around and we did see his particularly sizable phallus. Which he has followed up in interviews and said that's actually his, not a prosthetic. Which he said very proudly with a little wink and a smile that only a man with a prosthetic like that

He'd be proud. He'd be proud. So if I wanted to share with you that moment to say hey guys, have you heard about the horrible story of the Menendez brothers? I'd send you that moment. I don't know if it's going to let you send or share nudie scenes. And also, couldn't someone just end up, how long, what's the limit, time-wise?

Couldn't someone just end up putting the whole show on? I don't, it doesn't say, no, no. I think it only lets you, there's only a certain amount you could share. Yeah, they'll be all over that, right? They'll be making sure you can't do that. Also, so say, for example, you did like that scene, Hayley. I'm not saying I did.

I just picked a scene out of all the scenes I've watched recently. That would be saved into your moments tab. Oh, would it? So it's like bookmarking scenes. Oh, okay, interesting. So if you have like a really sad scene or an action scene or whatever or a giant schlong in the prison shower scene, they'll all be saved into a moments folder on Netflix.

Because there was that other Netflix show, Sex Life, not to be confused with the successful podcast, and you can go and listen to that on iHeartRadio. Give that a tick. And then he is also in a shower scene with another man, and he turned around, and that one was a prosthetic, but we screamed, so I sort of, we screamed. Yeah.

So I could also clip that moment. Yes, sure you could. Right. But there would be a folder showing me the moments that I've clipped. Yeah, and that might be, when you go into your folder, it might be confronting for you. Might be a bit revealing as to why I keep sending these to Fletch and Vaughn. Yeah.

Well, it's launched on iOS, coming to Android, Moments on Netflix. Talking of sharing racy content, we have to talk about OnlyFans again. We talked about Lily Allen yesterday. Yes. Who made $52 million in the last three years on OnlyFans? I'll tell you next. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. The new Love Island Australia is out already.

Sophie Monk, one of the hosts, joins. Is she the host? She's the host. There's only one host though. Well, there's like a voice over. Yeah, okay, right. The Scottish guy. We're going to chat to her in about 10 minutes. Exciting. I love Love Island. I know you do. I'm ready for it. Have we

lost you for the next few weeks? Yeah. Sorry. Sorry. We'll see you at Christmas. I'm gone. Yeah. I'll be the Love Island correspondent Yeah lovely Great Okay I was really hoping for that role

Well feel free to audition Nah And challenge me Nah You do it You're just a busy guy I'm watching Bad Monkey I'm watching Bad Monkey

I finished Bad Monkey yesterday Oh my god it's so great It's so great Yeah well they're probably on par In terms of Watching Well yep Different strokes I finished Bad Monkey yesterday. Oh my God, it's so great. It's so great. Yeah, well, they're probably on par in terms of watching. Well, yep. Different strokes.

Yeah, that's true. Different strokes, there you go. Now, we mentioned yesterday that Lily Allen had joined OnlyFans. And why did I hit fans so hard? OnlyFans. OnlyFans makes it seem like there's fans for sale. She had joined OnlyFans and she was selling pictures of her feet and she was making more money from that than she was from her Spotify royalties

from her old music. And she was like, so why wouldn't I do it? And we all agreed, nice feet. Nice feet. Yeah, nice feet, nice hands. She's playing to some strengths there. She's got strengths. And then, so I started reading a little bit more yesterday,

just in my spare time. Yeah. And I've actually brought that work into the workplace. Okay. So now that spare time is tax deductible. Right. Okay. About OnlyFans earnings and how much,

because lots of celebrities are on it and they're earning tons. So the top earners on OnlyFans are still Black China, Bella Thorne, Cardi B, Iggy Azalea, Coco Austin. These are all people, Mia Khalifa, people who we know from other things who have then joined OnlyFans and kind of monetised it. Because wasn't Iggy Azalea saying ages ago she's made more from that than music as well?

The music, 100%. Cardi B has earned millions and millions and millions. Blac Chyna, who is the top earner, she was with bloody one of the Kardashians and all that kind of crap, but she's earned about $240 million in total on OnlyFans. A quarter of a billion dollars. Because I remember there was a news article a few weeks ago,

the CEO of OnlyFans saying that they had paid out $20 billion. Yeah, to its creators. To its creators. Yeah. And what cut does OnlyFans get? I don't actually know how it works. I don't know. Well, the owner of OnlyFans are OnlyFans.

OnlyPans. That's in the Westfield, OnlyPans. We're going cast iron, aren't we? Yeah, of course we are. And then non-stick. I just do non-stick. I do non-stick too. I don't have time for cast iron. That's a shame. Yeah, of course we are. And then non-stick. I just do non-stick. I do non-stick too. I don't have time for cast iron.

That's a shame. Only pans. Here's my crusty non-stick. Well, here's an idea. Because the other thing, sorry, you were- Oh no, the owner, the CEO paid himself $631 million US dollars. That's okay. That's a good payday.

That's a good payday, right? What are we getting from these top earners, though? So from a lot of them, we are seeing a bit of Fandango and some Tatangos and some sexy lingerie Angos, right? So we are getting that content. But for some of the ones, like Cardi B doesn't show anything more than she would really show on Instagram, maybe a little bit racier. Do you think that's just from people that are thinking

they're going to see some Fandango and some... Some famous Fandango. Totally. But that might explain a one-off payment but if you're paying it one-off and you're not getting some Fandango and some boobs Dango and bum Dango, I'm not as good at this. You're doing a terrible job at dancing around that ball. Not as good as this as you guys.

Some vagina Dango. Then would you continue to pay? I don't know. It's also, it's just subscription. It's probably one of those things that you join it because you're hoping to see more

and then it just kind of ticks over if you're an OnlyFans user. Yeah, do you think because it's not as much as say you pay for Netflix or other stuff, you're just like, oh, well, it's a couple of bucks

and I get to see have a little look. Nicki Minaj, like I normally wouldn't see her. It's, oh yeah. Yeah, I know. So then there's like, oh, well, it's a couple of darts and I get to see. Yeah, yeah, have a little look. Nicki Minaj. Yeah. Like I normally wouldn't see her. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I know. So then there's like, there's the celeb side of OnlyFans. And then there's the just strictly like kind of more pornographic side of OnlyFans.

For people that weren't famous beforehand. But they are making millions. And I'm like, this is just, this is just wasted. Lily Allen's got nice feet. So who's the person that you said that we would all know? It's a bad baby. You know her Cash Me Outside, how about that? Yeah.

From Dr. Phil. Yeah. She was the one who- Bahad Bahabi. Bad Bah- Because she puts a B-H in things. Which feels very Middle Eastern to me. Yes, yes. Bahad Bahabi.

You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, totally. But I don't believe that's how she announces it. No, it's not, no. So she joined it, and we will know, she joined it on her 18th birthday. No, she joined it early and then turned 18, and then from then, the first month she made $833,000.

The second month she made a million dollars. Second month after that, one and a half. Month after that, two and a half, three and a half. Her best month, which was six months into the thing, she'd earned $18 million in one month. Whoa. One month? Yeah, all together she has earned, yeah,

hundreds and hundreds of thousands of dollars. Oh, my God. $52 million in three years of being on this. That's insane. From 2001 to 2004. 2001 to 2021. Sorry from 2001 to 2004. For doing like- 2001, 2021. Sorry, 2021 to 2024. And I was like, maybe, I mean,

I just think it's almost a wasted opportunity, but I don't want to do Fandango. Why don't you do your comedy show routines? Like put up like little clips, but just do them in your knickers. In your knickers. So I'm in my knickers, and you know me, I like a big knickers and a comfortable bra with no wire. So I'm in my your knickers. In your knickers. So I'm in my knickers. And you know me, I like a big knickers and a comfortable bra with no wire.

So I'm in my comfy knickers. Hey, that's sexy to some people. But this is what I mean. Everything's sexy to some people. Yeah. Maybe I could do only pans. And it's me and I'm covering my fandango and my bandangos with some pandangos. Only pans.

Only pans. Yeah. Okay. There are other services where people can subscribe to your content, right? Like Patreon is nerds only fans. Yeah. And Substack is I think I'm quite good at writing. You should pay for it.

I know, but the thing, this tells me, this article and these stats tell me that the thing that we will always pay for is sexiness. Yeah. I just think, I'm just sitting here, I'm sitting here on a gold mine and I just need to find what it is. For Lily Allen, it was feet. It was good feet.

I think I've got really attractive ears. I could do some sexy ear content. Just ear lobes? Could jiggle them like that. I don't know if there's much of a market for ear lobes. I could do a bit of lobe jiggling.

You know, stuff I'm happy to give away. Could you do hand modelling? No, I've got wrinkly hands and I've got a Bible bump, you know, stuff I'm happy to give away. Could you do hand modelling? No, I've got wrinkly hands. And I've got a Bible bump, you know, the cyst. Oh, yeah. And I've got a wart there.

That's a wart. That could be sexy to some people. I've got a wart, a cyst, wrinkles. I've got one of those black dots that no one ever knows. People that are into cyst-y, wart-y hands. Wrinkly. How much is that a month? $4.99?

I don't know. I've accidentally in this article scrolled down past all the top earning women to the top earning men and some of these are very old. Did they radiate gay? Listen to Vaughan. Oh, I've accidentally stumbled across it. God, here we go again. Read this sentence.

Vaughan here? No! Oh. Oh, okay. What? It's a bit much. It's a lot. Is this Renault gold? Yes. I just scrolled down.

Oh, my Lord. That's insane. And I always love good on these people. Do you know what I mean? If you've got it and you're comfortable and it's consensual, make that money, honey. And stay tuned for Hayley Sprouse Only Fans, which will either be earlobe jiggling

or warty, sisty wrinkle hands. It's hot stuff. Warty, sisty wrinkle hands. How lucky are we to be joined on the phone this morning by the one, the only, the host of Love Island Australia and many things, Sophie Monk. Good morning. Morning, guys. How are you doing?

Just absolutely ecstatic to be talking to you, honestly. Oh, really? Yeah. Well, one, I'm a big Love Island fan, but two, I am also a child of the 90s and early 2000s and I was a Bardot girl and I followed you all. Oh, really? Yeah. I actually had a photo with you at Movie World when you were working there as Marilyn Monroe and I went to Movie World.

And my dad always says, there's your mate every time you're on TV because one time nearly 30 years ago we crossed paths. Oh, that's the best. You know, Aussies and New Zealanders, we're always friends at heart. Now, Sophie, new season of Love Island Australia. The boys know I'm obsessed with Love Island.

I genuinely think of all the fun dating shows, it's the best. And obviously you agree. I do too. I mean, it's not the first of its kind. Now there's like a few shows like it. But, you know, mean, it's not the first of its kind. Now there's like a few shows like it, but you know, yeah, it's funny. People are either obsessed with it or they just have not watched it and refused it.

Yeah. If you get watching, you'll be like, it'll be your favourite show. That's the thing, Sophie. I feel like the people that aren't fans of Love Island just haven't watched it. And then the moment they get hooked, this is my partner over my shoulder.

He's always like, what are you watching? And then he's like, who's that? What are they doing? Are they fighting? And you got to film this in beautiful Spain, in Mallorca. Yeah, how lucky am I for that job? To be able to go to Spain and work. That's pretty awesome, isn't it?

That is a laughable job. I mean, I think doing radio is silly enough. I agree. I mean, I think doing radio is silly enough. Yeah, I agree. I always wonder with your role, because you sort of pop in and out and then you're there for a lot of key moments, but, you know, you're not just sort of sniffing around, you know, while they're dating and kissing and whatnot.

What are you doing? Can you tell us what you do on your time off? Like go to the beach. Like it's pretty, yeah, it's pretty stressful. Yeah, horrible. You know, it's not on me. So I kind of just, you know, do the mechanics. So I

actually do stay back and watch it though. Like I watch it on the control room cameras and just get a cheese board and have a champagne. Oh, something! I know, I'm living the dream. If, if you, if you, if you ever decide, you know,

you've had enough of just lazing on a beach and having a fun time, just give me a heads up. I'd love to host. I'd love to take over. I maybe need an assistant. Yeah,

and an assistant for the boys. Yeah. Now, this season as well, it's a world first for Love Island because there's Love Islands

all around the world. The UK one was sort of, was that the first? Yeah, that's where it kind of cemented itself, yeah. But the Aussie one has a world first, not Casa Amor, which the boys were like, what? And I explained it to them, it's the juiciest place and the thing we all look forward to, but Hotel Amor. Yeah.

Tell us about it. So we put them away in a hotel for one night with no cameras. But not in their couples, who we think the audience want them to be with. So, yeah. And I didn't think it would do anything, but it did. It caused a fair bit of drama. The girls in the production booth are literally fist pumping and clapping their hands at the idea of...

Oh, really? Oh, that's awesome. Honestly, that is... Because I always feel like Casa Amor hands at the idea of... Oh, really? Oh, that's awesome. Honestly, that is... Because I've always felt like customer more is always the time of drama. But if you've promised no cameras, then they have to come back. And I guess we have to watch the aftermath of that.

Yeah. Well, I've discovered there's no honour amongst me. So one always tells, you know? So, yeah, you find out everything. So I'm looking at the cast this year. Do you have you... I mean, you obviously can't tell us too much, but do you have a favourite? Did someone take your heart?

I honestly love all of them because they're, you know, they're going on, they're so vulnerable and kind of like, you know, finding love on TV is hard, I think. Oh, yeah. I kind of love, I always love all of them. Even if they're arseholes I just sort of like them too I mean it makes

It makes for good TV I We've had a little look At the First 12 The First 6 couples I've got my eye on Zayn

And I You know I like a boy With tattoos He looks tall And tattoos And I like what's happening On that Yeah okay

Yeah he's looking nice. Vaughn, have you had a little look or are you sitting this one out? I'm actually a happily married Christian man. Oh, see, that's a good man. Yeah, I'm not even looking at the menu. He's lying, Sophie, he's lying. I just don't want to get in trouble. It's a trap, it's a trap.

It's a trap and I will not fall into it. Exactly, clever man. Oh, my gosh. Well, we've and I will not fall into it. Exactly. Clever man. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. Well, we've been promised that this is a very exciting season. I cannot wait to see what Hotel Amour does. Yeah. Yeah.

Are you promised it's going to be juicy? I promise you. It's so good. You'll love it. We're going to let you down here. Oh, thank you so much, Sophie. And like I say, look, when you just want a season off, I'll chuck on an Aussie accent, I'll put on a bikini,

I'll look slightly different to you, but that's fine, and I will host it. Oh, no, I don't wear a bikini. I wear clothes. You get to wear clothes and hang out on the beach? Yeah. Dreams come true. I know.

Dreams do come true. Yeah, I can't even retire because this is better than retired. Yeah, oh, my God, it is better. Well, Love Island Australia, it's out now on TVNZ Plus. And Sophie Monk, thank you so much for joining us. Thank you, guys. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Now, we love a dupe here on the show.

We know that producer Shannon wears a Sol de Janeiro dupe every day. She gets from the Kmart, I believe, the Kmart dupe of the Sol de Janeiro. Is that right? Are you laughing because Hayley's outing you for having a dupe every day. She gets from the Kmart, I believe, the Kmart dupe of the Soul De Janeiro. Is that right? Are you laughing because Hayley's outing you for having a dupe? I mean, yeah. No, I have the chemist warehouse one but I believe Carlin has the Kmart one. I'm getting outed.

Just dragging everyone down with you. The thing is, you don't tell people you've got the dupe, right? You tell the girlies. Yeah, the girlies. Especially makeup. I tell you what, you don't tell people you've got the dupe, right? You tell the girlies. Yeah, the girlies. The community, especially makeup. I tell you what, you can tell the boysies too, because we don't give a shit.

And if we're anything financially involved, we prefer the cheaper. Well, Vaughan, you also wanted to look at the dupe, because everyone keeps telling you the Tom Ford tobacco and vanilla would be your fragrance. Yeah. But you don't want to spend close to $600. God, no, that's stupid.

It is stupid. But there's a dupe. There's a dupe of that. There's a dupe of the perfume that I wear that's nearly run out that I'm definitely considering buying because it's too expensive. And if people don't know, who cares? Who cares? So one of the dupes that is like super, super famous,

and we know this, Dyson Airwraps, they are expensive. They're the styling tool of a generation. And aren't they like $1,000? Yeah. But I got one. I got one for free. See, that tells me that they're not worth $1,000. If they can hand them out for free willy-nilly,

you know, that tells me that they're not worth $1,000. Well, they're like $800 for the tool itself and then you can get all the add-ons and stuff. So it not worth $1,000. Well, they're like $800 for the tool itself, and then you can get all the add-ons and stuff. So it's about $1,000. And God bless Kmart, and they came in the same. God bless.

God bless. God bless. God bless Kmart. You know what? God bless Kmart. God bless. God bless. They came out with a $79 air styler,

because that's the Dyson technology is the air thing. It wraps the hair around. Less heat, less damage. You don't have to twist it yourself. The air kind of wraps it up. Kmart was like, we can do that. Anko. Anko, it's called air styler.

$79. Constantly sold out, but I think they'll just keep topping it up because... I think people were raving about the Kmart stick vacuums as well. I thought you were just going to say Kmart selling sticks too. Yeah, they are.

They sell sticks. Everyone's like, oh my God. It's so much cheaper than the Dyson stick, which is grown on a posh tree in Europe somewhere. And it's purple. This is just a stick. So people were like, everyone, all these influencers are coming on being like, get yourself a $79 Kmart Anko air styler.

And they styled their hair and it looks great, like a beautiful blowout. And everyone was like, yeah, but show us you 12 hours later. She was like, okay, came out, great hair still. Oh, wow. It's just heat in the air, you know? And we're all paying for the hype and the... And the name.

And the name. Yeah. I'm sure that's, you know, maybe it would last longer. But in general, people don't have that extra money. We're doing the juice. Well, even if it doesn't last longer, you can still buy another nine of them for the same price. Yeah. Well, as Shannon said...

That feels like a problem. For the environment, yes it does. That feels like a problem. Why are you going to bring the mood down? It says the man that buries asbestos. Exactly. I am returning the asbestos to the earth

from whence it came. He wets it. He wets it. And we do not disturb. It's very wet underground. Yeah. Yeah. Which, by the way, is where you also get your water?

Yeah, but that's way further down. I'm not burying the asbestos at my house. Oh, right. You're at other people's houses. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I go to those new subdivisions. The beach. Where they're like, we're tearing off the topsoil and we're digging some stuff for a subdivision

and I'll just go and I'll be like, oh, we lay in our concrete, lads. Oh, tomorrow, dig a little hole and put some space up and then they concrete it in. Not on my house.

Now, Vaughan, someone has messaged in that Vaughan is definitely a Parker, Rabanne and Victus. They're saying that you give big Parker, Rabanne and Victus. I think you've had that, haven't you?

Didn't we get sent some of that? I've had some Parker, Rabanne. Hmm. Anyway, worth looking into. Do you think there's something in that, haven't you? Didn't we get sent some of that? I've had some Paco Rabanne. Hmm. Anyway, worth looking into. Do you think there's something in that, like what the fragrance is about a man or a woman? 100%. Why this person who has never smelled me knows?

But you have a vibe. Both of you, like you both, like Vaughn, you smell like you want to smell like a bit of dirt. Yeah, I want to smell like a man. Traditional. Faint durries. Yes. A bit of mold.

Old durries. A bit of mold. And Fletch wants to smell like sweet fruits. Do I? You do, yeah. You want to smell like ambrosia pudding. Yes. You know, like you're eating it and you're like, this is a lot, but man, this is sweet.

Well, I need to find out if I can get a dupe of my red one that I use, the Eros. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Because that's my fave. This is the thing. As the girlie said, when you find a good dupe, you don't sit on it. Now, apparently that the hairstylist done, came up, was like, we can't keep up.

Oh, really? So it's gone. Okay. But when we find a good dupe, you don't gatekeep. We want to know. Oh, really? So I would have thought you don't because then in this situation you want to be able to go back and get another one. Nah, I

think we should share. I want to know from our listeners. Oh, $100 EDM. You can text 9696. Do you love a dupe? Like, what is the dupe that you've been rocking? Maybe it's an air fryer, a styler, like a smell. Maybe you just found a $10 toaster. Kmart does

the skims, you know, the dupes, the tops and leggings like the Kim Kardashian ones. I mean, those are like, no one ever sees those do they? They're underneath your clothes. Yeah, I know, exactly. Okay, well 0800 DALS at email is our number. Give us a call.

Text through 9696. Don't sit on these. Don't sit on it. Do you love a dupe? Bex, what is the dupe you want to let us know about? All right. It's a New Zealand company called Meat. So I found them, like, Facebook advertising,

and they pretty much copy all the favourites. All the fragrances. Oh, you cut out, Bex. Fragrances, did you say? Oh, sorry. I'm in theites. All the fragrances. Oh, you cut out Bex. Fragrances, did you say? Oh, sorry. I'm in the country. That's all right. It's a good place.

So they copy... A New Zealand company. Yeah. Yeah, New Zealand company called Neat and their website's It's Neat. Yeah. And they do pretty much all the favourites. Yeah.

So do they just like... It's just the notes. It's the same notes. Yeah, you just kind of... They just sniff it or is there some kind of computer that can analyse it and just rip it off? Yeah. Who knows? Who knows?

I'm looking at them now. How do you know what it smells like? It says it next to it. Does it? So I'm on the perfume oils, the minis, to try, and there's one called Queen, and brackets it says Beyonce Heat Rush. Wonder Burberry Brit Red.

Can they do that? I guess they can. Is there a Santel 30? Pretty hard to trademark a combination of fragrance. Do you know what I mean? It's just notes, yeah. Yeah, it's just notes. Okay.

Oh, this is good. Yeah, thank you. Joy is called, is the Tom Ford tobacco vanilla. Is it the same? And how does that compare price-wise? Because Tom Ford's like $500, $600. No, these are like $70. Oh, that's nuts.

Good day. One's $26 for a 50 mil. Wow. But Lynx Africa is on special at the supermarket this week. And that is actually timeless. I don't know if you remember the ads, but women chase you down the road. Do they?

Yeah. Okay. Chemist Warehouse sent me this like Father's Day pack and it had some Lynx in it. And I was like, that's pretty funny. But I put it in my like gym bag and afterwards spread it on. When I went to the supermarket, someone said, you smell nice. And it was literally, not a word of a lie, Lynx Africa.

Had they heard on the radio that you'd been told that you were smelly? Maybe. So they were expecting real bad and then they smelled it and it wasn't. It was pleasant. Okay, so that's what I'm saying, Lynx Africa. Oh my God, there's so many here. Okay, so messages in, more messages. Neat has actually been brought up quite a lot.

But also drink bottles. People saying we're sitting on the, what's the big ones? Stanleys. The Stanleys. Or the Hydro Flasks. You've been rocking a Kmart dupe for ages. This thing's had a hiding too,

and if it ever falls over, it spills everywhere. But it is. It's 20 bucks versus what? A hundred. I don't know how much a Stanley Cup ever falls over, it spills everywhere. But it is. It's $20 versus what? $100. I don't know how much. How much does Stanley Cup cost? Yeah, they're quite expensive. Someone messaged in, Doc Martin dupe at the warehouse.

Same yellow stitching around the bottom. Gets so many compliments when I wear them. I mean, that's a $350 boot. Are you kidding me? That we're getting for cheap. Keep your texts coming in. 9696 0800. Dials at M.

Share with us the dupes that you love. Just adding some stuff to cart. This is really bad. Why are we doing a phonolite this? All these amazing dupes of the things that are really expensive. Now, do you want a Tom Ford tobacco vanilla? Yeah, and then I'll just pay you. Yeah.

Okay. Wow. I'll just give you the money. Does it work out cheaper? Because you said it's 100 mils. Does it work out cheaper because are they 300 mils? Oh, yeah, it's still cheaper. No, they're never 300 mils.

The expensive one is like 100. Oh, really? 100's a big perfume. Yeah, right. Okay. Some of them you're like, oh, that's not too bad. And the box looks the same size. And then you read it and it's 30 mils.

And you're like, I'm not paying that for 30 mils. Yeah, it's crazy. Emco Beauty. Yes. Also, by the way, we'm not paying that for 30 mils. Yeah, it's crazy. Emco Beauty. Yes. Also, by the way, we might share. That's the dupe. That's the My Chemical Romance I was about to say. The chemist warehouse.

My Chemical Warehouse. Yeah. That's their Sol de Janeiro dupe, right? Ah. Emco Beauty. And the girlies, you love that one. Emco Beauty does Charlotte Tilbury dupes. Yeah.

Very expensive makeup brand. Both of our makeup routines is pretty much Emco Beauty. We love that. So they said, I've purchased both Charlotte Tilbury for years and now have moved to Emco Beauty. I confirmed to me they're identical. Yeah. One third of the price.

Everyone was like this with e.l.f. makeup as well. That was a big thing. They were doing dupes of really expensive brands, but they were like four bucks. Wow. Three bucks. Elves. The Santa's elves.

Yeah, yeah. The LF. Right. Yeah. A little bit of magic. Nivea Blackberry Shine Lip Balm is a dupe for Clinique Black Honey. Oh, okay. It feels like I'm speaking a different language.

I know. I'm just speaking phonetically. I don't have any idea what you're talking about. I'm phonetically. MK Active, Lily Short, so similar to the six inch fast and free Lululemon. Again, that just feels like I might be speaking. Which one?

MK Active, Lily Short. Because you know I bought that, the cheap Craze Yoga. That was the one I did the Lululemon dupes and they're amazing. I wear them all the time. And what was the name of it? You're wearing Lululemon? Yeah, 100%. You just gotta hide the little dot at the back that doesn't say an L. It says a C. Oh, right. That's fine.

And when you squat you can see your entire ass, but that's fine. It's fine for everybody. The fabric kind of stretches and over-stretches. You can see actually what you ate for lunch. But I don't know, what do I care? That's fine. What do I quit? Well, you know, fine.

What was that fragrance site that you're ordering that stuff off? Neat. Neat. Someone said meek. Not meeks. No, no, no. They googled meeks and it came up with that guy. Oh, right.

That criminal, that good-looking criminal. And they said, I'm not angry about it, but I need to know the actual name. Yeah. That's right. What's he doing now, that good-looking criminal and they said, I'm not angry about it but I need to know the actual name. Yeah. That's right. What's he doing now, that good-looking criminal? Is he okay? Someone is straight up...

Is he okay? I think he's okay. Is he okay? Someone follow up on that. Someone said... I don't want to laugh. Someone said that a great dupe in general

is jeggings instead of jeans. Just as a whole thing, no matter what brand. Stretchy jeans. Those are like your leggings, no matter what brand. I think stretchy jeans. Those are like your leggings, like almost a Lululemon, but they fake look like denim. Yes.

Because they're way more comfortable than jeans. Yeah, jeans are not comfortable. I don't even wear jeans. Can I just commend this gentleman who's text messaged us, who wanted to be part of this. Yep. Because he wanted to be part of it.

We're a big family, aren't we? We are, we're all involved. My girlfriend got a dupe of her fave Perth. Fave Perth. How is that? I love her fave Perth. Of her fave Perth. Not sure what it's called.

It looks like a high heel. Hope this helps. It doesn't at all. But my dude, welcome. Welcome. Thank you for trying to be part of it. I'm sure someone will know what the big high heel is. Yeah, I know what it is.

It's on the tip of my tongue. So the original is in the high heel. Yeah. And he got a dupe of the high heel. Yeah. Yeah. Good man. Just because that's what you do when you walk in

and it's like an anniversary or something. You're like, I need a perfume that looks like a high heel. Yeah. And then you're like, yeah, that's it. Someone said the Kmart Wet Vac is a pretty good dupe for any wet vac. Oh yeah, great. Carolina Hedera.

It's Princess. The one that's in the high heel. Princess High Heel Perfume for Women. Oh yeah, great. Carolina Herrera. It's Princess. The one that's in the high heel. Princess High Heel Perfume for Women. Is it? Yeah, they do a blue and a red and a pink and a green. Yeah, cool. Yeah. Fletch, someone thinks you'd be an Izzy Miyake. Izzy Miyake fragrance. Really?

No, I don't know. I don't like a musky or a... I think you're a diesel. Is that the fist? Yeah, that's the fist one. Yeah, there's a fist one or the... I think you're a diesel. I don't. A diesel bomb. It's a bomb. Yeah, that's the fist one. Yeah, there's a fist one or the canister or the bomb. No, I'm the...

What is my one? The Eros Flame. The red one. It's the one. Compliments all the time. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, all the time. Well, these are great dupes.

Thank you, everyone. Fletch, that's the dupe that you've called out. The real one's called Good Girl. Oh, okay, right. Does the name I react to differently these days? Carolina Herrera. I don't want to know that. Play ZM's Fletchborn and Hayley.

Play ZM's Fletchborn and Hayley. Big day yesterday, okay? It was a big day and I get nervous about these things because remember that time that I was supposed to get Paramore tickets and then I left it too late and then I didn't get things because remember that time that I was supposed to get Paramo tickets and then I left it too late and then I didn't get them. Oh my God, I was in a different country and I was so stressed because I'd left the ticket buying to you and you screwed it up.

Yeah, because I just forgot, I wasn't prepared, I wasn't on early enough and then I turned up 20 minutes late for the resale and they were all gone. Luckily, we pulled some strings and we got there eventually. We got there. We were gutted. We were really gutted. Well yesterday and I know a lot of people are

excited about this. Even if you did love that Bruno Mars and Lady Gaga song we all know Metallica's coming next year to New Zealand and they're one of my favourite bands of all time. They're going to do a couple of shows right? I don't know. It's at Eden Park which is big.

But they could do it. But they have a really jam-packed tour. They've been on tour all year. They're going everywhere, moving around. They're doing like five places in Australia, only Auckland and New Zealand. This is November next year. And yesterday was the first pre-sale,

first cab off the ring that I was part of the fan club pre-sale. Got my code and everything. But it coincided with me being at the gym. Oh, see, if I was one of my favourite bands, I would just postpone the gym. I would have come into work. I had a tight schedule yesterday. No, that's stressful.

I had a tight schedule yesterday. I don't know if it's that. You know how like millennials or Gen Z's, millennials and that mock. Because I'm kind of like an Xennial, but like people that make big purchases and have to be on a laptop or desktop. This is how I felt yesterday. I can't do,

like I will never buy airfares overseas like to a big holiday. Oh no, that's risky. I wouldn't even do it on the laptop. I'll sit at the desktop. Yeah, yeah,

yeah. It did feel risky, but I was like, I think I've got everything. I had the email, I had everything screenshotted and I had two alarms on. Because I want multiple tabs and windows open for information and everything. I know, I know.

I was playing fast and loose and I started my workout knowing there was no way it would be complete by 11am, which is when my pre-sale started. Did you have an alarm? Had two alarms on. I had my headphones in i kept checking i was very aware of it but i wasn't finished and i was sitting in a machine uh when the time came and i just thought well this is perfect i've got a seat i've got everything i

need i've got my game plan i've got the code here we go i'm getting two this is the section this is the most we'll spend blah blah by the way i saw a a post someone on Reddit last night put up all the prices. Oh my god $3,000 for the snake pit which is like the middle bit where everyone There better be snakes. No snakes there's a little circle and it's right it's in the middle of their stage. So their stage is a ring and you're in the middle

Oh my god. I know I said I wanted to go there and then I was like no Also wasn't it nearly $4,000? It was $3,898 or something. Yeah, we'll just call it $3,000. You'd call it $3,000 if you were trying to justify it. $4,000? Like everyone you see at that concert in that circle

has paid nearly $4,000 each. I know. That's nuts. I know, I know. I knew I wasn't going to do that. I had my upper limit. Because you did say that you were going in the snake pit, but then when I saw the price, I was like, she's not going in the snake did say that you were going in the snake pit but then when I saw the price

I was like, she's not going in the snake pit. She's not going in the snake pit. There's no way. Aaron would officially leave me. Anyway, so I sat on the leg curl machine and I wasn't finished

and then I sat there and I got in right at 11am. I was in the queue and then right at 11 it let me in and it told me in the queue I was 700th in line

and I was like, okay, that's fine and I looked at it and I was like, oh God, I'll keep working out but then it was chunking down you know 680, 67

and it was going down and I was like okay I'm ready so I just sat at the machine and eventually when I was 21st in line, 6th in line 1st in line then it took me through then I had to do the panic thing, is my card you know reset the plan all that kind of stuff. Very stressful. I reckon I sat there for about 15 minutes

to get the purchase complete. But you got tickets. I got tickets. Yeah. On a machine though, for 15 minutes. For 15 minutes. Now you may remember the reason I have moved downstairs from, I used to work out upstairs in the ladies only gym.

Now I'm down in the main floor because the upstairs gym. I think it was for the Ooses, wasn't it? Well, the Ooses lured me down. Okay. The Ooses were the finaloses lured me down. Okay. The ooses were the final thing that convinced me to come downstairs.

Yeah. And I tell you what I'm getting ooses every day. The straw that broke the camel's back. The ooses that

broke my back. Yes please. I wouldn't be mad. But I'm getting ooses every day. I love it down there. But the main reason was because the

upstairs ladies gym has been inundated by young fitness machine sitters. I love it down there. But the main reason was because the upstairs ladies gym has been inundated by young fitness... Machine sitters. Machine sitters. Hot. That has nothing to do with it. No, no. Young hot. Young hot. No, you know I like a slightly older lesbian. Yeah. The women,

they would come in and they would gas bag and they'd just sit on the machines and they wouldn't move and it really annoyed me. And I became a Karen. I think she said like 15 minutes at a time. Yeah, 15 minutes on a machine is unacceptable. Like not doing anything. Yeah, I know. Wow.

Well, they were gassing and not working out. I was buying tickets, and I was on a time crunch, and it wasn't working out. And I thought I'd get away with it. I got shuffled on by a gentleman. He came up. Who clearly had done the exact same thing that I'd done, which was watch me, see if I was going to move those damn legs

at any good moment, saw that I was sitting on the phone, looked like I was texting for 15 minutes, eventually obviously worked up the courage to be like, hey, are you going to keep using that machine or are you done? That must hurt. I said...

Hypocrite. I know, hypocrite. I said, I'm so sorry, I was just buying concert tickets, but he just wasn't having a bar of it. That makes it worse. I know. If you just say you're buying concert tickets. I know. Hypocrite. I said, oh, I'm so sorry. I was just buying concert tickets, but he just wasn't having a bar of it. That makes it worse. I know. If you just say you're buying concert tickets.

I know. I know. I know I'm a hypocrite. You could have literally sat on the floor. There's like a stretching area. But you know, once I got into the bit when I was allowed to buy tickets, I wasn't going to move.

I wasn't going to disturb anything. What if I knocked my phone and I closed the tab or whatever? What if you went to worse, like 4G, 5G area? Exactly. I had 5G and I was in the line. I wasn't going to disturb anything. What if I knocked my phone and I closed the tab or whatever? What if you went to worse, like 4G, 5G area? Exactly. I had 5G and I was in the line. I wasn't going to move. So I apologise to this gentleman, who, by the way, was definitely like a 9 out of 10 as well.

So that didn't help. Okay. There's nothing worse than being a hypocrite. I know. It's something I can't just always think of. What I'm about to do, directly hypocritical of something I can't just always think of What I'm about to do Directly hypocritical of something I've said Is it breaking the Vaughan Smith oath?

Yeah, it kind of feels like it I wouldn't have admitted that actually if I was you What would I have said? I would have just kept it to my grave And just still been in I'm not told the story then I'm a hypocrite But I'm a woman of the people I'm flawed and that's what they love about me.

Do you know what I mean? Hayley Sproul, flawed. Slightly flawed. Slightly flawed. Slightly flawed. So shoot me. Play ZM's Fletchborn and Hayley. Well, okay.

AI has been asked to come up with... Uxed. Uxed. I do apologise. Uxed to come up with the face of Britain's cheater. Okay. 2,000 British people took partner study, which used the AI and asked them, had they been cheated on?

Yes, they had because that was one of the qualifiers to be part of the group. And describe visually your cheater. And then the AI was like, leave it with me. Because even though it's very advanced technology, it still talks like a robot. Leave it with me. Leave it with me and I will build the

perfect change of your face. Which makes computers just a little bit cuter. And great news for Fletch because here's his face and he looks a bit like Fletch. He doesn't look likech because here's his face and he looks a bit like Fletch. He does.

He doesn't look white. He's got the stubble. He's bald. He's white. That looks nothing like me. Age range was mid-40s. Yep. Eyebrows are similar.

His are a little bit darker than yours. Yeah. I'd say he's pretty handsome. He's handsome. He's got a good jawline. Yeah, he does look like me. Five o'clock shadow. Was he a good jawline?

Have you got whiplash from that about turn you just pulled? He doesn't look like me. He's handsome. God, he's actually identical. He does actually look identical. Because you know me, I'm giving my jaw to, I'm a donor on my license. Yeah.

And I'm giving my jaw. That chisel. That's the only thing. That's good. That got me. That's good. That's good. You're filling out the donor card. You're like, yeah, liver, take it. Yeah good. That got me. That's good. That's good. You're filling out the donor

card. You're like, yeah, liver, take it. Yeah, kidneys, take it. Heart, lungs, eyes, whatever. Is there an other category? Because this drawer. It deserves to live on forever. Give it to somebody as an implant for someone that needs a chin. I've got a weak chin. I'll take it. Yeah, well, you're welcome to it.

So you agree I've got a weak chin. Wow. Fell into the trap. I fell into the trap. I looked at you. You felt're welcome to it. So you agree I've got a weak chin. Wow. Fell into the trap. I fell into the trap. I looked at you. Caught ya. You felt the need to speak and you put your foot right in it. Okay, so here he is. The bot determined the image of the average male cheater

that seemed to be someone in their 40s with blue-gray eyes, small lips. What do I say? No, you've got juicy lips. Thank you. You've got a juicy bottom. Are you getting fillers? Are you getting work done?

No, I'm not. No. Oh, you're not admitting it on here. No, I admitted I had Botox. Are you having fillers? Are you getting work done? No, I'm not. No. Oh, you're not admitting it on air. No, I admitted I had Botox. Admit your fillers. Admit your fillers, please. I admit my fillers. Admit your lip.

I would never do that. Are you using the Kylie Jenner lip plumping kit? Yes, I am. Okay, there we go. There's his truth. Short facial hair and little to no head hair. It's apparently... So, yeah, that's the guy.

The guy. But then the woman as well. But then can you blame people? Because this guy's a handsome man with a jawline. Do you think, is there any correlation to the fact that baldness is often due to high levels of testosterone? And testosterone is like a masculine, wanting to get out there and shag around hormone as well?

What are you saying? I'm just saying you're a shag king. You're a shagger. Also, I can't believe. In fact, nickname. Nickname, shagger. I feel like if I worked at a truck depot, that would be my name. Yeah, shagger.

You look tired. What have you been doing all bloody night, shagger? This is Hino744 to base. Shagger, how are you, mate? Tired. Because of all the shga you've been doing. Anyway, I've got a load of bloody pine, penis radiata Shagga, you know what I'm talking about.

I need to get that to the depot, so... You know the two-way radio is for serious conversations, Warren. Yeah, I know, but your call sign is Shagga. Not Gentle Ribbing. Now, let's turn our looks... Gentle Ribbing's actually my call sign. The Gentle Ribbing. Now, let's turn our looks. Gentle Ribbon's actually Michael's. The Gentle Ribbon for her pleasure. Let's turn to the female AI.

Okay. She is... This looks like an American actress. Catherine Zeta-Jones. No. It looks like there's another one. Catherine Hahn. No.

Catherine Hahn at all, you idiot. I do apologise. I'm a fool. Black hair. Big, big black hair big black hair thick hair white

she is dark haired in her early 50s Shagga you know what I'm talking about AI really that's who it looks like she's ginger

Julianne Moore's ginger yeah but if she had black hair oh no what because she's got white pale skin I don't know all white people look the same

I don't know yeah they do yeah they do thank you it turns out so she's dark white, pale skin? I don't know. All white people look the same. I don't know. Yeah, they do. Yeah, they do. Thank you. It turns out, so she's dark-haired in her early 50s, small-nose, medium-sized pout. Oh.

I've got big-nose, medium-sized pout, so I'm safe. You're not a cheater. I'm not in the mid-50s, nor do I look at probably late 20s. I'm scrolling, like, because you've got to, from the what? Oh, just so I don't meet the description. Yeah. So I've got a big nose and I don't look at my 50s,

I'd say late 20s. Ah. Huh. Yeah. Carry on. So if I scroll down, if I go like this on the trackpad,

up, down, up, down, up, down, up, down, so I can see them both at the same time. Yeah. The AI male cheater and the female cheater. Yep.

They look like the couple like a pub or like a club and you're like swingers yes 100 a bit wild a bit and a bit predatory yeah what do we got around here they're almost like not if you put them together that'd almost be the perfect couple because yeah yes shenanigans Someone wants to know That we should ask AI What a hypocrite looks like And we'll just open Hayley's camera It's me Good from them Good from them

That's me Clay ZM Splitchborn and Hayley Fact of the day Day Day Day

Day Flag week for this week and next. Love it, love it. There's plenty of facts about flags. Very interesting things. Well, today, Hayley, I thought I would target today's fact of the day, you. Oh. And tell you about the gin pennant. The gin pennant?

Sometimes known as the gin flag. Okay. Or the drinking pennant. It's a maritime flag. Oh. But it's for gin. When flown aboard a ship, it indicates an open invitation to other ships' officers

to come aboard that ship for a gin or two. For a gin or two. Oh, even if I had a little dinghy, I'd have one of those. A gin flag. A gin flag. And you'd just have a nice little bottle of Bombay Sapphire or something? It's actually a cool, yes, you've got the Bombay Sapphire energy. It's actually quite a cool flag. Oh,

it's triangular, but it's got the tip cut off, so it's like a So it's green, white, green and stripes, and the middle stripe is white and it's got a green martini glass in it. I love martinis. And if you are believed to have originated in the Commonwealth Navies, the British Navies,

they would fly it aboard to, fly it at the end of the day for fivesies perhaps, darling. Oh, darling, lovely. Darling, do you think I should get one of these for my backyard? I was thinking you could order a gin pennant flag. It's green and white. Yeah. Our house is white and much of it's green.

That goes with the whole aesthetic and you could put up the gin pennant. I could buy one. Yeah, but then you might become one of those people that gets a flagpole and starts putting up different flags. I want one of those ones. Okay, serious question. I think you'd be that person. Can I be a flagpole guy? Yes. You've got the property for it. I think you'd be that person. Can I be a flagpole guy?

Yes. You've got the property for it. I think mine's slightly too small. Flagpole. I'm looking on trade at my house. But the thing is, people, the idea of it is that everybody driving past can see it. Can they see it when they drive past? Well, that depends entirely where I put it.

I could put it out in the paddock. Is a three-meter flagpole on trade me? $70. $70 is not tall enough. Yeah, but what's postage? I'm a seven-meter flagpole guy. What's postage? $70 is not tall enough. Yeah, but what's... I'm a seven metre flagpole guy. What's postage? Because my post shop's got a low stud.

Buying must pick up from Whangarei. I'm not going to Whangarei. Three metres, I've got to take a trailer all the way there. Okay, well, let me find you a seven metre. I've seen on Trade Test that a seven metre flagpole, but it comes in sections. Seven metres. And I'm thinking that's going to lose a bit of strength in the fact

that it's... That'd be great. Yeah, there you go. $185. Okay. I think that's not bad. You're totally in a flag. And then you just order flags on AliExpress or Teemu. Yep. And you're like, oh, November's Bangladesh. No, but you've got to be careful on Teemu because

sometimes they leave out a couple of the stars on the Southern Cross. I know, and then people get mad I'll say they blow off That's also a problem I've been thinking for a while I'd quite like to be a flag guy You could be a flag guy Why is he flying that flag today old flag guy But then what if you've got people driving down your drive

What one's that There's so many Theflagshop.co.nz I'm on at the moment They've got a gin pennant. Just a small one. I just have a small one in my house. Maybe one of those ones that you Americans have at the front of their house is angled off the front.

Yeah. I'll fly the gin flag and they'll let my neighbours know who we love. It's gin time. It's gin time, baby. And you can take it down if you just want to be by yourself. In moderation, of course. Oh, absolutely.

Just for one. We're just having one. That's what they say here. In moderation. That this was one or two gins. I'll get hand embroidered on my gin flag. Brackets. In moderation, of course. Oh, absolutely. Just for one. We're just having one. That's what they say here, in moderation. That this was one or two gins. I'll get hand-embroidered on my gin flag, bracket, in moderation, of course. In moderation, yeah. Drink responsibly.

I wonder if they've got like ones for Negronis. You should find out what the Latin is for in moderation, because Latin always looks good on a flag. Well, it's obviously El Moderato. I think you might be right. Jesus, that was actually really quick from you. In Moderato. Thank you. Well, I did take Latin at high school.

No, you didn't. Your poverty high school didn't have Latin as an really quick from you. In moderato. Well, I did take Latin at high school. Um, uh, no, you didn't. Your povo high school didn't have Latin as an option? Excuse me, we did. And moderation is medis. That's a ripped school thing. Medis. Medis in Latin. Medis. Medis. In medis or just medis? Just medis. Medis. Okay. Latin doesn't have a word for in. Silly

Latin. Silly Latins. Medis. So you could put that That would actually look Really nice In green stitching Under the green Yeah lovely Thing for the

This is fantastic Loving flag wig For the gin pennant Great So today's Fact of the day Is there is a green And white striped flag

With a little glass And the white part In the middle And if you see that Flying on a ship It's the captain's way Of inviting you Aboard for a gin

Fact of the day Day Day Day Day If you see that flying on a ship, it's the captain's way of inviting you aboard for a gin. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Did you, side note, did you see Teddy Swims singing, God, what was he singing? He was singing, I think it was Ozzy Osbourne for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Such a voice.

Yeah, he's great. He's got a great voice. So good. Great voice. Anyway, I digress. I want to know how lucky you are or what has been your luckiest day or if you've ever struck a streak of good luck. Like someone that's won lotto?

Yeah. Although I don't think anyone would call saying they've won lotto because then we might- Call anonymously if you want. We might ask for money. I might ask for some money. I'll definitely ask for some money. Yeah.

So last week, a man from North Carolina, his name is Jerry Hicks. Yeah. What a name. That's a classic middle American name. North Carolina, Jerry Hicks found himself on a lucky streak. He was going for a little walk and he spotted a $20 note, classic $20 note on the ground outside a Speedway convenience store in the little town where he was.

He didn't think much of it, picked it up, tucked it in his wallet, was like, ooh, I'm going to treat myself. And his immediate thought was, I'm going to get a little muffin and a coffee and maybe have an extra beer after work. Oh, nice. Right? Muffin and a coffee for lunch, extra beer with the lads after a shift. Why not?

$20 spent. Yeah, exactly. So then he did his day and stuff and didn't end up spending the 20 bucks. Instead, he went on the way home to get a lotto ticket. Yeah. And he said the one that he usually bought, the type of lotto ticket,

because lotto works slightly differently in America. There's lots of them. It wasn't available. So he just got a $20 extreme cash scratch off ticket. A scratchy. You did a couple of scratchies yesterday and you didn't win anything. I got some fat, I bought two

fat $10 ones. One for Aaron, one for me to do at the pub the other day and we didn't do them. So I did them yesterday. So you didn't win. Nothing. It's $20 absolutely wasted. So he gets the scratchy because the lotto that he usually gets was unavailable. He's like, ah, whatever. He scratches it and within a few minutes he realises that this is a winning ticket,

takes it back to the lottery headquarters and they scan it. He's won a million dollars. From the $20 he found on the street. $20 found on the street. Wow. Was going to spend that $20 on a big lotto ticket. That wasn't available. You know, sliding doors moment.

Ended up, whatever, I'll just get a nice big juicy scratchy. Wins a million dollars. These are the tales that gamblers tell themselves. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When they're pumping more. This could be me. Yeah. So after 56 years of working as a carpenter,

he's using the money to retire early. Oh, good on him. As well as help his children in the future. 56 years as a carpenter. Yeah. Retire early.

Even if he started when he was 15, he's 70. Yeah. Yeah, how old is he actually? But he may not have had any money to retire. He might not have had

like a pension. Might not have enough. Yeah, maybe he was still working. So yeah, he was just like, oh my God, this is incredible. I mean, it's just a stroke of luck. All because he had a lucky day and found $20 on the floor.

Yeah. Amazing. Also, I wouldn't tell this story because it's America. Someone will be like, that's my $20. I'd give them, I'd take $20 out of my million

and I'd give them $20. I'd say, there you go, that's your 100% return on investment. If there's security cam footage of this guy picking up someone them $20. I'd say, there you go. That's your 100% return on investment. If there's security cam footage of this guy picking up someone's $20 and them dropping it, they'll sue them. Yeah, but he didn't pick up

their lotto ticket. He picked up their 20 bucks. You're sure you can have $20 exactly for them. I'm not giving you my money. I give you $20 and then an additional $5. Just for a bank. Look at that.

That's a massive return on investment. Anyway, easy to say that this is a lucky day. I want to know, like, when did you hit a streak of good luck or just have a real lucky day? Maybe a story like that. You found some money or there was a, I don't know, something made you do something you wouldn't normally do and because of that, lucky.

That's what I know. When were you super, super lucky? Give us a call. 0800 DALES. You can text in 9696. One very lucky man has shared his lucky day. They just want to know, when were you super, super lucky? Give us a call, 0800DARLS.M. You can text in 9696. One very lucky man has shared his lucky day, found a 20 on the ground, went to go buy a lotto ticket,

lotto wasn't available, bought a scratchy, won a million dollars on the scratchy. It's just crazy. Luck aligned. Nicole, what was your lucky day? Hi there. So I went to the supermarket to grab some milk, went to get out my car, and I found a $2 coin on the ground of a car park.

So I went and grabbed my milk and then I was like, oh, I might grab a scratchy. So I grabbed that one $2 scratchy and I won the top prize of $20,000. So that was pretty much like you found $20,000 on the ground. 100%. Oh my God, that on the ground. 100%, yeah. Oh, my God. That is so cool. That is just like the story, really, isn't it? Yeah.

The guy that won a medal. That's insane. Oh, my God. And what did you do with the $20,000? So this was about five years ago. I went to Australia. That's a free holiday because you found a $2 coin. That robs. You wouldn't have had it otherwise a $2 coin. That rolls.

You wouldn't have had it otherwise. Amazing, Nicole. Thank you. Livvy, this was your husband. What was his lucky day? We were in Las Vegas on our honeymoon, and we found a quarter on the floor in the casino and just popped it in the nearest slot machine and won $700.

Yes! That rolls. This is nuts. I mean, we're not encouraging gambling, but that's bloody great, isn't it? Bloody great. We went for a flight over the Grand Canyon, did a loop-de-loo, and had a knock-up seafood buffet.

Fantastic! What a perfect day in Vegas. Nothing says the perfect place for a seafood buffet like a smoking hot place in the desert thousands of miles from the ocean. Yeah, we love it. Hey look, they defrosted it and it was delicious. Yeah, it was delicious. Livvy,

thank you. Ray, this was your mum. What was her lucky day? Yeah, well mum and dad decided they'd better go and do something down the street or something. They didn't really want to go. They got a car park and mum opened the door and

there was $20 in the gutter and she said, oh, that's great. Awesome, I'll pick that up. Yeah. And as she

closed the door she threw another $20 and then another $20 and she started like doing this action grad that was just $20

notes everywhere. Oh my God, like a cash machine. Like a cash prize machine. It wasn't close to the cash machine, no.

Oh. Or even to a bank. And she was like, well, people are just walking past. So she kept on, you know, just picking it up, picking it up, and it was fluttering around like as if it was nothing. And then eventually she, equal to around just under $500, so she went to the police station and said, I found $500.

And they said, we're more than happy to take that off you, man. And she said, no, that'll go missing. And yeah. So she gave them... Shots fired. Yeah, she's cunning.

So she said, I'll give you my phone number and if anyone comes in and says we've lost this amount of money, give me a call. Amazing. And so no one came in for the money and so she kept it?

That's it, yeah. Amazing. I wonder where it was. Someone obviously just had a wad of cash. No, a drug dealer's rubber band broke. Yeah, true. Sure. Thanks, you're cool.

Ray, keep your texts coming in. 9696, your lucky day. ZM's Fletch, Bourne and Hayley. We're talking about when you call Ray. Keep your texts coming in, 9696. Your lucky day. ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. We're talking about when you were lucky. When your horse came in, I guess is the saying to do with luck. I've never won money on a horse. Well, somebody messaged in saying they were in the exact same situation. They said, never won money on the horses.

Told my friends, I don't even bother putting money on the horses. I've never won anything. Then I bought one of these $3 ones where it just randomly assigns you somebody. And then I saw the horse. I was like, Jesus, that's a rough-looking horse. It came in. It came in. And I won $1,200.

$1,200! That's how much of an outside chance this was. And a couple of other things went their way as well. Talking about this, because a man found $20 and won a million dollars on a scratchy. Yeah. I think it's fair to say, like, we're getting a lot of gambling stories. Like, it's pretty bad. Like, these are the one in a million, billion stories.

Well, that's why it's called luck. Because it's actually just, they're almost mythical leprechaun stories. Because it's not usually. I mean, I spent $20 on scratchies yesterday. And I got $0 return for my $20 investment. Not a great story, though. Not a great story. I wouldn't text into a radio show. I mean, I spent $20 on scratchies yesterday and I got $0 return for my $20 investment. Not a great story, though. Not a great story.

I wouldn't text into a radio show. But after this, I'll be listening. I was working in my early 20s as a property maintenance person and one weekend in the middle of an industrial property, I had a $100 note hit me in the face on a windy day. To make it even weirder, I turned my head the other way to see where it came from and two more 20s hit me in the other cheek. What a good slap. Amazing. I've got no idea where my $140 came from, but how good is free money?

Thanks, wind. Yeah. How good is free money? Oh, and wind. How good is wind? Wind is... That's so good. Some days I don't like it.

To an extent. Yeah. Some days I like wind. If I can spin those big turbines that produce power... We love it. That's okay. Cool you down on a hot day. Yes.

I call that more a breeze. And deliver $140. Great. But blow a tree onto your house. Not good. Rip a roof off. Not great. Not great.

I dreamt these lotto numbers and the amount we'd win. I wrote them down and ended up winning the first Powerball jackpot. Shut up. But not with those numbers. Oh. But did win the exact amount I. Shut up. But not with those numbers. Oh. But did win the exact amount I dreamt about. Oh, my God. Yeah.

Got a sidekick on her hands. The secret was right. You've got to put it out there. Mm. I bought an umbrella from a hospice shop for four buckaroos. It had 18-carat gold bands and an 18-carat gold built into the handle, made in 188686 worth $750. See, that's a good luck when you're like,

oh my God, yeah, I'll just pop to the op shop, get this jacket. Buy a cute old umbrella. Like, that's Prada, dude. It's worth $3,000. Yeah, I just needed an umbrella quickly because it was raining and I didn't have the money to spend on a brand new one, so I was just like, yeah. This is nice and shiny.

Yeah, this is nice. It's gold. Yeah, and then it turns out it's gold. My friend and I were out for a walk, found $25 on the footpath, called in to the local on the way past, a few spins later. Few spins later. $110. Okay.

A few spins later. Won one of those summer competitions with Coca-Cola. Oh, yeah. It was a four-square in Coromandel where you put your till slip in a box after buying Coke products, and they draw out the till slip with your details on it. Oh, yeah. It was a four-square in Coromandel where you put your till slip in a box after buying Coke products and they draw out the till slip with your details on it. Oh, yeah.

And I won it in 2023. I think we just call those receipts, Vaughan. They call them till slips. Till slips. Yeah. Cute, man. Cute. Tell their story.

So I won it in 2023. Strange thing was, I entered the same competition again this year and I won the same competition again. Turns out no one's entering yeah maybe go to these small but Coromandel's busy over summer

so you'd think those till slips you'd think it'd be bulging with till slips no people want to get their ice cream in there and they're like I'm not from here

I better not enter it yeah my car blew up beyond repair and we were trying to work out how we were going to replace it or service

a loan on top up to top up the mortgage or top it up on the mortgage. Next day I won $10,000 with Lotto. Bullseye. But, New Car? I like how you were wondering how on earth are we going to find the money to power a mortgage or repair our car.

But, heck, I do feel like gambling. Yeah, a little bit of Lotto. A little bit of a gamble. I found $20,000 in an envelope at 2am in the morning. That's drug money, right? That's drugs. Took it to the police. The guy came and collected it, gave me $200 as it was his house deposit. Oh my god!

I was a teenager, so $200 was a lot of money. So I'm lucky I got $200. He's even luckier because he dropped his house deposit. And some good person had it in. Also, when was this? 1950s? Yeah, I was going to say it was a long long time ago. Or was it a house in like the

middle of nowhere in Southland? Because that's all, yeah. Oh my god, someone had a lucky day, last minute, they weren't sure what they were going to do that night, went to a swingers party, met the love of my life, miracles happen. Not where I thought that story was going. ZM. if miracles happen. Not where I thought that story was going. Oh, another one in the bag.

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