ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 3rd August 2026

Episode Date: August 2, 2026

00.00: Intro 02.00: Crediable Bigfoot sighting 07.25: What is an acceptable time to kick people out of your house? 11.15: Top 6 - ASMR sounds banned 17.45: There are two types of dads 22.50: SLP - Do you swear infront of your parents? 27.00: It was a weekend of music 30.00: The insane PR 35.30: Do you have a extra young sibling? 46.45: Hayley is sober now 53.45: How a blind person can tell if your hot 57.40: Fact of the day 1.03.15: What did you get walked in on? 1.16.35: MCoBeauty chocolate collab 1.21.10: What's your dating bottom line? 1.29.40: Barbie 2 & New girl reunion See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

from the ZM podcast network. This is Fleshwin and Haley's Big Pod. Thanks to animates, making happy happen for pets. Good morning, Fletch Worn and Haley. Happy Monday. We're in August. Oh yes, we are. Third of August already.

Can't possibly be. How did that happen? It's all right. We'll be all right. Eight o'clock this morning, big announcement. That's all I say, eight o'clock, be listening. Big fatty announcement on our hands. A big fat, and I tell you what,

that people will be excited. about this announcement. I want to get these hands on what we're giving away. It's like 8 o'clock this morning. Four in the top six. Yeah, YouTube's banned some ASMR channels saying the noise is too sexual. So this ASMR, what does it stand for?

Audio sensory, magical randomness. Yeah, the up-close microphone sounds of like people. Autonomous sensory meridian response. A relaxing static-like tingling sensation It typically starts on the scalper moves down the neck and spine. Yeah. Good morning to our illness. Yeah, stuff like that.

Or like you hear people eating and... That's not for everybody. Because YouTube said some of it's too sexual. Some of it's very sexual. Do you like these ones? I do like those ones. Oh yeah, that's nice. I've got good fingernails for it at the moment.

Yeah, that's good. That's nice. That's lovely. But they're saying a bit horny. Well, the top six sounds deemed too sexual. Coming up from the top six. Okay. Hell.

Next on the show. Next on the show. I'm not a conspiracy. I don't believe this. Here we go. I can feel your poo-pooing already. I don't believe this news for a second. Bigfoot.

Remember him? Many sightings over the years. That photo, that blurry ass image. Always grainy. He must be Mrs. Bigfoot though. Wow. They're making babies and continuing the Bigfoot bloodline. She left him.

She divorced him. Have you seen him? Yeah, yeah. Have you seen him? He is a mess. He's let himself go. He's a mess. Well, we've had a Bigfoot sighting in this one, I would say.

I would unend him. argue is the most credible sighting to date. The Fletch morning, Haley, Big Pod. Tell you who's excited. The BFRO Bigfoot researchers' organisation. Okay. Here we go.

Okay. Recent siding. They're calling it a level A sighting because of how descriptive it is. Okay. So there's no photos that's just going on someone's description. Yes. Okay. Stay with me.

Stay with me. Stay with me, no photos. Seven and a half, eight foot tall, hairy all over. Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. And the only person in 2026 and I have a camera phone on them. Hang on, early hours of the morning. Okay. Richer, fetter.

He's 30 years old, so he's not an old coot, you know, losing it. Bloody in the bush. Says he's been out in the area for a long time. This is the Pitchhogue State Forest in Connecticut. It's the state's largest forest. 26,000 acres of thick woods and wetlands. Early hours of the morning gave a very detailed account to the BFRO

which they are saying is credible and the BFRO are saying that he's not lying about what he saw. So what they meet with him and they're like, this guy's telling the true. Confirmed. Vibe check. Credible. Had the mushrooms worn off again?

I was going to say. I haven't done a drug test. What was this guy doing in the deep forest? So he lives nearby and he says, says he often would hear the snap of a branch in the still of quiet and he was like, something's out there. I'm losing faith in myself. Someone's going to believe it.

He's out there, right? He's going, what's out there? Can't be wildlife. There's something odd going on. So he goes out and he starts looking for this thing and he sees, height build, eight to eight five feet tall. Okay.

No, that's not a man. I've never met an eight foot five tall man. And you'd remember that. And I would bloody know. You got all giddy when Stephen Adams was at work last week, didn't you? I sort of weirdly walked out of the office and made my t-shirt a crop top to get to the car park.

Yeah, it was odd behavior. He was in the middle of a partnership with the Warriors and youth development and helping out underprivileged kids get into the sports. They love him. Haley's like, check out my nungs. Yeah, check out my nungers. I'm just going to make a small crop top.

Yeah, 6 foot 11 beast. 8.5 feet tall bipedal. So he's standing. He's on two. Have you said bipedal? I said peddle because peddle's that one you get rent them at the

beach and you get two seats on one bicycle. Yeah, it can be a girl and a boy or a girl boy or a girl boy mix. That's a bipedal bike. Broad shoulders unusually long arms. Right. Okay. Marthens. Hair coat, coarse matted

greasy looking long brown hair covering nearly its entire body. Less hair on the face. You always gave that bit of it. No, I'm just saying it's not a human. I've never met anyone like that, and I'd remember. Face, the top of its head seemed to cone up slightly. This is typical Bigfoot.

Cone up slightly. Classic Bigfoot. It had a jawline he described as one, any pugglist would kill for. Boxer, Pugelist. It's an old word for boxer. He's being right. He was driving home to Rhode Island around one. 145 in the morning, about 200 yards from a friend's cabin

when the thing jumped out of the woods on his right and crossed the road in front of him. He had to hit the brakes. This is why he couldn't get his phone out. It never looked at him, just kept going into the woods on the other side. His own words, make no mistake. This was not a bear. This was a cryptid.

And afterward he said, once you see it, you can't unsee it. This has opened up a whole new can of worms for me. What else is there? There's no photo, Haley. I know, what a buggeray. This is the thing, right? So last signings, like over the years, there's been 29 Bigfoot sightings.

Now, we know the image. Are they never around this area, though, are they? No, no, there have been in other areas. Yes, South. Yeah. But it makes sense that if he's so hairy, he'd live up north to keep warmer in the winter. But down south, he'd just be... Yeah, and the army.

But the thing is, like, we've got these great phones. We've had them for years. I know. And all the Bigfoot sightings, all 29 of them, over the years are that grainy ass weird looking thing. Yeah. But they're calling it credible Fletch. Yeah, right.

Well, this is like one of your UFO stories. 8.5 feet. Now, that's true. I want to know the latest sightings of the Canterbury Panther. Where's that thing? It's been quiet for a while, isn't it? It's been quiet for years. I have a little look.

Later sighting of the Canterbury Panther and NZ. I mean, it's so cold at the moment. It's probably in a cave or something, I'd imagine. It's like, oh, too cold. sneak out there. Let's see when the last time was... It's pretty snuck into someone's house and sleep in front of their gas heater.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or fire. Yeah. Yeah. 2020 and earlier, there doesn't seem to be any fresh siding so much. Yeah. Maybe at Canterbury God be.

Could have been hit by a Maori camper van. By some German campers. Yeah, and a juicy rental. Yeah. Oh, God. Becated out to Porterton, support, France. Play Z-Ns, Fletchworn and Haley. What is the right time to ask people to leave a dinner party at your house?

I would say if it was just doing dinner and like we weren't having a party party, like getting on it and, you know, having a good time. Yeah, that's why I said dinner party. Yeah, midnight. Midnight. No, Jesus Christ. 10 at the latest, at the latest. You have dinner at 7, so you're eating for an hour,

then you're only chatting and maybe play some games after or whatever. I'm saying midnight. We have more drinks, cocktails. No. I thought that's a party. Sit around the fire. I would have thought nine. No.

Although we just work crazy early hours, so we're a bit different. Yeah, I'm talking to Saturday, remembering back to being a normal person. But even if it was drinks, coming over for drinks after work or whatever on a Friday, Saturday, out by midnight. Midnight. Midnight. Easily. So messages 9696.6.6. Wendy asked them to leave.

Someone said 11 o'clock. 9.91 said 10. Unless it's a work night. If it's a work night, don't even think. about it. 9.30, I'll start doing the dishes to ensure the house is empty by 10. Now this is an article, Metro,

the British website looked into this. Okay. And many said by 11, they felt that they were wilting. Wilting by 11. Wilting by 11. But a very popular one and apparently more so in recent years after the guests have helped

clean up. Oh no, I hate that. Leave those. Leave those. I hate those. I'll do them tomorrow. I don't come to my house and clean. You're going to do it wrong. Like move things or maybe stack things on the beach or something. Give them a rinse of that. Why don't mind a big, like, you get out the big plastic black rubbish bags.

This is what Fletch does. You do it too. And you just chuck everything. Everyone pitches in and we're cleaned in two minutes. And then we're out. How good when you're having like a big thing, like a barbecue or something, you do paper plates? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know it's wasteful.

Straight in there, though. Straight in the sack. Yeah, that good stuff. Straight in the bin, straight out on the roads. People also recommend setting an up front time. him to leave party dinner at seven done by 10. I like that. A guy also said it works well for him.

He just puts on his pajamas and people are like, oh, we're done. He's going to pop to the toilet, come back in your little nightcap with your little candle. In Japan, there's a drink, a tea soaked rice. It's kind of a drinky pod. Okay. That's a, it's time, once you finish that, it's time to go. Oh, that's an indication.

Yeah, so you ran out there. They are good with their social cues. A cup of tea, that's our one, eh. Yeah. Well, cup of tea, you know what? The Germans had a phrase, apparently treated in 2023. It's fun men's something, something. I've been visited enough is what they'd say.

So the Germans are just like, get out of my house. I have been visited enough. Visiting is over. You should make it, you should, that should be yours now, but in English, but in a German accent. I have been visited enough. We're just, we're all sitting around. Even one another news. I have been visited enough.

Shouldn't we leave. That's a bingo. An etiquette expert says start stacking plates and taking them to the kitchen and people should get the hint. Escalate to vacuuming near their freight or spray and wiping the table. Oh no. That's that. But it depends if after dinner you're going to play a game or chat or sit around and have a wine or something. Well, so these people are your friends in your house.

If you say, I think that's it. Like, come on guys. Yeah, you'll just be like. They're not going to say no. All right, I'm tired. Yeah. Anyway, guys, I've got to call it. I'm feeling a bit tired.

And then they'll get it. That's a nice one. I kind of feel if you're too awkward to ask them to leave, maybe those aren't friends to like keep inviting around. We would, the three of us, whether or not I'll listen. It's a different conversation. Well, your Haley's normally in the corner of the room partying. You go to bed, oh.

I just tell you a little bit. Play Z-N's, Fletchhorn and Haley. From the unmoderated comment section, this is the top six. Hi there. Well, there's an article saying, that huge... Hi there, welcome. To his...

He's got his ASMR Top Six. He's got his ASMR voice on. He has. YouTube has apparently banned some ASMR artists and taken down others' content accusing them of making sexually gratifying content. Now, the examples that are given and I've had a look seems to be targeting females only.

Oh, really? So when they like finger the putty ones? You know, it's like... So this is, it's Bunny. She's one of the people. Have I got a level there, Fletch? Yep. What tools all me using?

Just so there isn't any sense of you're getting. So this is the video. She's put this on her Instagram saying this is the one that they took down. That they took down. And then she shares like her how else to listen to her

and why she's left YouTube and she's not going back. So how do you explain ASMR videos to those that don't know what they are? It's noises and it's recording the noises really closely and quietly. Yeah. And it's,

to invoke that tingly feeling you get. Sometimes people just have a voice that just... Yeah. They read and you just get a little bit like, oh. Do people use them to go to sleep or just relax? I think it would have everything. Everything, yeah.

Okay. And, you know, I dare I say it, some people would. Yes. Yeah, enjoy it. And then one out of it. Especially just kind of talking like that. Yeah. Okay, so here's another one that Rose A-S-M-R.

She got banned. Okay, yeah, I can sort of, yeah. She's rubbing a makeup brush down her microbreaching. She's just breathing and breathing is a part of sexual activity. I just find this weird to listen to. Yeah, I'm not super into it. What was she?

I feel like she said shush, bitch at one point. I might have misheard that. Well, I am also affected. Oh, Vaughn. Because you've got to- Vaughan's ASMR. Okay. You know, people often say to me, Vaughn, your voice relaxing.

They say, they say, they say, they say, they say, They say I go Sh bitch Shush bitch Shush bitch go to sleep One of the most Beautiful voices in radio

Is what people You've actually won an award Yeah Doleset I think they say Doleset For it Ask my kids when I say shush bitch go to sleep to them Yeah yeah true

Immediately it's like You're right Well I got Here's the top six sounds That apparently got me banned From my ASMR channel On YouTube Number six on the list

You know my famous video When I drank soup Oh Yeah Add in your... It's minestroney, it was chunky soup. Yeah, I don't know. People listen to your ASMR channel, do they?

They love it. Oh, they do? I love it. Soup was my big seller. Number five on the list of the top six ASMR sounds that banned from my YouTube channel. Palm clapping. Keep your fingers out of it.

And just give it a bit of this. Why you could... Does it take that much effort to clap that you have to grunt? Yeah. I can do it without a grunt, but you listen. Not as good.

This. I'm clapping. I can see... I can see why I've been banned. I can see why you've been banned. Really? Yeah. Okay.

That's inappropriate. Number four on the list, this was just... This was actually a paid co-lab with Woolworths. Oh, okay. One of my ASMR stands that got me banned from YouTube was my don't. donking ushies.

Oh, donking ushies? Or just this guy. It's an oshi on the mic there. That's an oshie on the mic. Donk them again. Oh, it's grippy. It's rubbery. One of those ones kind of sucked into the other one,

didn't it for a second there? Go again. Oh my God, that's too much. Oh, no, Carwin's visibly disgusted. We've upset the girls. We've upset the girls. I can see. I don't think we'll always want to be associated.

with this one. Shush, bitch. Shosh bitch. Okay. We just got sued by Woolworths. They pulled all their advertising. Oh God. Cross the company of fortune.

Number three on the list of the top six ASMR sounds that got me banned from my YouTube account, my Instagram YouTube account. I was blowing my nose. I sort of was enjoying the tissue to start. Why is it so tooty? It's squeaky. It's tight in there.

Oh, it's slodged. Yeah, yeah. Blood. Blood. Oh, okay. Well, it was nice knowing you all. So you've got a tumour as well. Yeah, I'm going to do.

Because Hayley's convinced she's got a tumour. I've had endless headaches. I've got three PTs. That's what I call possible chums. Three PTs. Number two on the list of the top six ASMR sounds. They've got to be banned from my ASMA YouTube account. Now, I've got to be very careful because last time I did this on here, I smashed my phone.

Oh, yeah. Remember? Arm pit farts. Oh, yeah. I nearly did it again. Oh, they're bad. Sounds like an armpit. You're not sweaty enough.

It's too quefy. Hang on, go. It's quite shush, but. It's quite slappy, isn't it? Shush, bitch. Do you want me to hold the mic? Is that going to be better born?

Yeah, maybe. Probably not. I'll get up under the shirt. I'll get up under. Yeah. Too creepy. It's so creepy. Stop.

It's not good. It's not nice. Well, I can see why YouTube banned that one too. Yeah, that one was uncomfortable. Especially with. Fletch got involved. It was like all too much. Very close. Number one on the top six Asma sounds that got my YouTube account

and whatever this is. Ride down. Go quietly. Yeah, no. Yeah, that's fair. That's fair. You know what? I'm on YouTube side on this one. Go quiet. Go quiet. You're making me. I'm...

That was fun. I'm very sweaty now. Yeah. That's the day's top six. The ZNN Podcast Network Play ZDN's Fletch Fawnen and Haley Did you know the comedian and actress Mary Bath Baron Mary Bath, Mary Beth

That's a real name Never heard of her I feel like you'd recognise her If you see her What sorts of things has she done? Oh yeah Yeah, she's done She's been doing a series on Amazon Prime

Overcompensating Oh she's an overcompensating That's where I recognise that one. Yeah, yeah. She also does stand-up and she's got a special and she's been debating online. Oh yeah, she's great. And a lot of people online agreeing with this. She says there's two types of dads. I would have thought there were

more types of dads than that. Fun dads, busy dads, working dads, absent dads. Dick-haired dads. Yeah. Her two types of dads, there's the dad that knows how to load the dish white dads, by the way. She wants to premise for white dads. She's speaking only for white dads.

Yeah. She dare not speak on behalf of anyone of any other color other than White? Two types of white dads. The dad that knows how to load the dishwasher. Well, that's you instantly, Vaughn. God, I've been running some tight dishwasher action. Have you?

You know, I fixed my own dishwasher over the break. Incredible. Yeah. I've never cleaned mine. You've never cleaned yours. Nah. I just realized the other day. And you're a monster.

You're a monster that doesn't, you don't wash your place. Yeah, because your little thing at the bottom is going to be full. You got to take that out. It's got corn in it. Yeah, I don't rinse it. She's paid a quarter and stuff. Tell me not to. You know, Chef Peter Gordon probably doesn't have to clean his own dishwasher.

Nah, doubt it too. So type of dad, the one who knows how to load the dishwasher. And the only other type of dad, that's one, is the dad that cheats on your mum. So her... Very pleased to take the first chapter and not the second. So she said the way, this is like almost spot on for you, the way to know if you're dating someone and you want to forecast whether or not they're going to be a dishwasher dad or cheat on you dad.

Yeah. Can I just say 9-696 if there is any women out there listening now that had a man that loaded the dishwasher correctly and brilliantly, but also cheated on them? Because then we could debunk. Carry on, sorry. We do have the gay loophole here. I'd like to instigate the gay loophole.

Straight white. Straight white, okay, because he could have cheated on mum with a man because he didn't quite know how to break the news. That's acceptable. You're going on record saying it's all right. I'm sure to your wife as long as it's with a man because you're confused. 100%.

You're going to die confused? Oh, you think leave her first. Yeah, there needs to be open communication. So there are two types of straight white male dads. The dad that knows how to load the dishwasher and the dad that cheats on your mum, the signs that you're with a man who's going to grow into being a dishwasher dad, he collects things, but we stop before hoarding and he builds Legos. This is like born.

That's just you, isn't it? Because he's too busy getting sort of like his special interests tickled like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a sweetie and he's loading the dishwasher. He doesn't have time to be cheating on your mum. No. And she said she, this is a joke that she does an upcoming special, but she said that she was privileged enough to have a dishwasher dad.

So was I. Yeah. We're actually hand washed. Is it quite time intensive? Is it quite time intensive cheating on your partner? Does it? I don't assume so. I don't matter.

When do you find the hours in the day? Yeah, I haven't tried to. I mean, there's many reasons not to, but. Yeah. Heartbreak and such But where do you find the time in the day? Yeah, one's enough. Anyway.

Anyway. What if your dad doesn't use a dishwasher because he's a boomer and he thinks the dishwasher uses too much power? I reckon if dad does the dishes. Yeah. If there's no dishwasher because we don't have a dishwasher so I couldn't say that my father is a dishwasher stack. So we never have one.

Yeah. Does a hell of a dish though. My dad's still like, you know my parents, I ate a mouthful of hair. You know, my parents live with me. They moved in with me. my dad's the dishes dad. Like, he doesn't cook, so he's like, I do dishes, I do dishes.

I have a dishwasher and he still will hand wash everything and then hand dry it and then put it away. Oh, that's cute. And you're like, yeah, it's cute, but you're also like using a full tub of hot water and then you'll use like a bit to rinse. Yeah, but the dishwasher, dishwash is, if we're going to get into it. Let's. Which I want to.

Dishwashers heat their own water. Yeah, because I didn't know that until I hooked mine up and there was only one tap. It was a cold hose. They do use a bit of power because they heat the water as it goes in and that's a high drain. So dad might be onto something rather than, you know, taking a tub's worth. You've got to add cold water in there too. I reckon it's half a tubbs with the hot water.

He's also going to have no time to cheat on Pat, see if he's got two hours to do all of your dishes. Yeah. More messages in. My husband has ADHD and subsequent anxiety. Two ADHD to stack the dishwasher properly, but too anxious to cheat. That's beautiful, actually. Let's get that man medicated so he can cheat on you. Yep.

Nice, lame. Do a huckery job of stacking the dishwasher. Get it done quicker. Yeah. Play ZM's Flesh for and Haley. Flash fun. So silly, silly, silly, silly that is silly little poor. Do you swear in front of your parents?

That is today's silly little pole? Absolutely. Mm. As adults, and I think we just kind of grew it and grew it and grew it until now nothing's off the table in the sprawl household. Yeah. Oh, some message is in. I'm 33. I've never swore in front of my mum or any family.

Respect is key. Yeah No but you're allowed to be like I don't know With your parents And something happens Yeah Yeah I love that

I love that Love one of those Do you swear in front of Beth Yeah Yeah yeah yeah Yeah Front of Christine A little bit more

But no still not No She's still call me out She's not a big swearer She's told you off She's told me off It was like How do you in your own home

Tell me off I'm a 25 year old Teenager with a toddler My parents cannot know that I swear Right So you feel like a teenager but you're 25 years old but you still don't want to swear in front of them well we asked

oopsie no we didn't just opening up my Facebook tab again I accidentally I did one of those click to go to it and accidentally shut down the tab that's in the messages where we get the results so little poll to you swear in front of your parents 70% of people said yes 23% said only on accident or very rarely and 8% said no yeah and we as kiwis we curse and swear a lot because you realize that when you go over C's. Yeah, you do, wait, because we're so casual with it. Even us, like, American radio

stations wouldn't say, like, shit, right? No, no, no, no, you can't say that either, actually. Well, if you... I was going to just for fun, but, nah, it's probably still too risky. Yeah. But, yeah, you know, they're a bit more prodish, especially in the States. Oh, we're definitely more casual, though. C-bombs and our

F-bombs and our... Gail said, Mum is the chief cursor in our family. Sister and I never stood a chance. Oh, really? Kirstie said, Hell yeah, she swears too, but I may or may not have been told off by mum just the other day for swearing a little bit too much. Oh, okay.

You don't take the purse. Yeah. Natalie said, my parents are dead. Okay, well. That's a good. Is it too early for texts of the week? No, it's kind of feedback of the week. They did.

I mean, I like to know if you can't contribute to the show. Yeah, yeah. If you feel like our talk topic is not something you can contribute to, but you're enjoying it. I always encourage you to let us know, 9-6-9-6-6-6. Well, I guess you can swear in front of them now, can you? They'll be up there looking down at you. You want them to go to the grave and say... Go to the grave.

I swear. F's sake. Who's not mowed the grass? Tiana said, in the wise words of climate Kardashian, my mum swore so much, I thought my first name was F. Brilliant. Mom, yes, dad, no. I'm not a massive swearer, says Alicia. Really?

Mum, yes, dad, no. Okay, that's an interesting. I'm a massive swear away. Like, the fact that I have held on to this job, it's a miracle. It's an active thing to not swear on here every day. It's just, you just put your mind in a different mode. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

This is not the real me. Abby said yes, but I still get in trouble for swearing even at 34. Steph said, I'm Australian, I almost don't know how to speak without swearing. Yeah, that's fair. In front of, yes, never at. Oh, never at. Oh, never at.

Never at. No, never at, but in front of. As a joke, I'll tell my mother to. F off. F off. Violet said, I'm an adult using adult words. And Brittany said, our family never swore growing up. Then I started swearing more, and now my mum dropped some magnificent F bombs.

Oh, really? Magnificentiful. Well, you're growing up now. She probably feels like she can let loose. Yeah. He really enjoys Latin one of them rips. So, Silluple, do you swear in front of your parents. 70% of you do.

Play ZM's Flash foran and Haley. Now, massive weekend of music over the weekend. Massive weekend of music over the weekend. Lola Pallooza in Chicago was on. I'd love to go to that festival one day. So would I be amazing. It always looks incredible. And Chicago's such a cool city.

Yeah, I've never been. I've never been. So, Lord. Shytown. Windy City. Is that we call it Shatown? Shatown. Well, Lord headlined.

opening night on Thursday with Charlie XX popping up for a little guest performance. They sang, Girl, so confusing together. It was rumoured that Charlie XX was going to pop up somewhere. And they were like,

it's got to be with Lord, and lo and behold. And Lord's there. She was wearing this little bikini, and Charlie's there. It was very hot. And then Charlie then headline night to herself the following day.

So it was like, that was pretty cool. Getting the gals together. And then this was amazing. Olivia Dean and Sam Fender, their song Rain Me In, broke a 73-year-old UK chart record, becoming the longest running official number one single ever. Wow. And so Olivia Dean's there at Lollapalooza, enter Sam Fender, and he came out in your window.

It was bloody good. Yeah, that would have been amazing. Also, Olivia Dean looked absolutely amazing. And then, of course, Zara Larson was there. Hersey actually got pushed a little bit later. Rain. Oh, I saw, I lost story she had. There was rain.

She was cold. Yeah. Yeah. Her set went absolutely, I was going to say bonkers. It went berserk. It was bonkers, man. But she had a delay, and then she opened with Midnight Sun, and had this huge production, like visuals, dancing, everything.

She's in a tiny little Y2K outfit. It looked absolutely incredible. Always gets so jealousing all the European and US festivals over our. winter and everyone's like having fun. And their bikinis with their little like Volcano soda's having a big dance like this. But yeah, I love a surprise performance like Sam Fender arriving, Charlie X-E-X popping up in Lord's set.

Yeah, anyway, big music. And also, um, Ariana Grande's new music. She's got a bit spicy. Well, we're playing some new Ariana later, later I believe, but she's got some spicy tracks in there. A lot of breakup songs because of SpongeBob course. Hard to get that image out of your head. Hard to get out of SpongeBob.

Yeah. kept thinking about him. Yeah. What's our next big, big concert in New Zealand? We don't get to have cool lollible. Or just in the new year. Yeah. In the New Year started next year.

Fletch for it and Haley Live. I guess that's in October. Well, that's an episode. A lot of a loser resort. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, there's symphony.

There'll be electric air. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you just got to wait until last summer. Olivia Dean's coming. Bourne, Vaughn, Big Day. It's been gone a long time. What? Yeah.

I'm sorry. Friday of January. No. Bates. What? Long gone. Play ZD.m. Fletch for him.

Haley. We're very excited. I got an email a while ago. And to be honest, I had completely forgotten I'd even received the email. Okay. Offering forth a PR package.

Now, that's a very fortunate part of our role as we do get PR packages. Yes. Haley is wearing her mushroom-obsessed hat that the mushroom people sent us. The mushroom people? Oh, meadow mushrooms. Meadow mushrooms.

Yes, they sent us a big box of mushrooms. They did. And we all made our mushrooms and stuff. But then they put in, sometimes people put in a hat and it's always got the branding on and you're like, oh, cool. But mushroom webset. It's a good hat. Yeah.

It's a good hat. I know. I even wore it on ZB the other day. Did you? Yeah. You can't wear a hat on ZB. They're very proper up there. I want to let them know that I'm a cool young gal.

You're just throwing it out up there. It's a great hat. It was a, now here's the thing. It was a PR package for two things, doing a co-lab that, Just scream Fletch. Now, not too many things scream Fletch. Yes, yeah.

The man has a lot. Wait, what screams me? Like cynical, sort of sad. Abrails, sprits. Booze. Boos. Boose. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Sleep focused cat-based booze promo. But so one of the things that screams Fletch at the gym. Minions. Oh, 100. Yes. Bung-Z. He literally.

He literally. At the weekend. Oh, dude, there's a giant minion at the movies. At the movies. I know. My daughter was like, send a photo to fletch. And I was like,

you jump in front of it. So I guess we get an idea of scale. Massive. Wow. What are they doing with those when that's finished? I reckon that look shit hot in your apartment. I could actually fit that in the apartment,

that giant minion. You've opened it right up. Yeah, you've been looking for art over Europe. I already get the minions sliced in half that way and then you can just sit flat against the wall. Like, as we're sitting there are four minions before you. Yeah, but I'm not like obsessed, obsessed.

Yeah, like if you were on extreme home makeover, move that bus, your whole house will be minions. If you were on Pimp My Ride with Exhibit, yes. You'd come back to your

1992, Honda Prelude, it'd be Minions Yellow. The prelude's back, Vaughn. I know the preludes back. The Prelude is back. I'll tell you what it looks sick. When I had a lot of fun.

When I had a car, I had a sick car. Bras. Bro. The other thing that screams Fletcher, maybe people don't know this, but close friends will. He loves to swim.

For fitness. The boy swims for fitness. Well, yeah, but you know my shoulder. Because it's gentle on the knees. It is gentle on the knees. And he won't wear board shorts. He won't wear board shorts or gym shorts while he swims. I haven't ever seen him.

Oh, God. What are speedos. Speedos. Wait, Minion Spitos. You open that box. What are you made? What are you? Wait.

Wait. Are there actually? So there's Speedo shorts. So there's Speedo shorts. Oh my God, they're like faux denim. They're like faux denim. They're like faux denim. They're like foe denim.

There's a minions swim cap. Okay, brilliant. Okay, brilliant. Amazing. And Speedo goggles. Oh my God. Minion goggles like Spito. Yes.

They like the Speedo goggles. Oh my God, you must. I'm going to put the goggles on because that's pretty funny. Oh, have you got some two-vorn? I think this is for you, Haley. Oh, is it's a one piece? It's actually like a one-piece. Oh wow.

Situation I can't get into a speedo. Oh, there's a... Oh, there's an actual... Oh, so that's girls' tog. So girls' minions taunts. They know I'm long in the bot. They know you're long in the boat. Oh, and here they are, Fletch, the piece a la resistance. Oh, the little denim.

Your actual speedos. So they look like... So they're speedos, but they look like denim minion shorts. Oh, we must put these on. Those are too small for me. They're very funny. No, no, this is the size because I ask for your size. Come down.

Yeah, that's you. That's a 34. That's an 85 centimetre. Get those on. Pants off. Pants off. I'm putting the goggles on. I'm not putting the...

I think we need to do a full model. I think we're clothes off. Goggles are so insane. This is the most insane. The most insane. The R-Pack. What a ridiculous collad. I thought they were going to have minions on them,

but they like the... No, no. They like the minions little overalls that the minions wear in the movie. That's so funny. These are your ones. I think this is your one because you're a medium and, well, I am not. Wow. So we've all got them.

We've all got to go swimming, guys. I'll go swimming in this one, please. Do you know where I like to go swimming? Bali. Oh, Hon, do you want to go back? Yes, please. Are you sad again? I'm sad.

Actually, Bali was the last time the three of us were all in togs together. Yeah. Actually, probably would wear these overseas where I don't know anyone. This would look sick if we went to Bali bomb. All dressers minions. Yeah. With the goggles on. Yeah.

Amazing. And I'm assuming people can buy these now. Wow. Wait, who sent it? Is it Speedo or Minions? Speedo. No, it's a co-lab, but it was Speedo that reached out. I don't ever wear a Speedo swim cap, but this is very funny.

Roy, that is the blessing of being bald as we kind of got built-in swim cap. Oh, my God. It's brilliant. So good. Oh, well, we must. I think we must. Great fun. Well, thank you very much.

Peter. What a surprise, a lovely package. I'd model the one piece. A bit pubia at the moment. It's winter. You know what I mean? It's a bit. We don't need to see that. No, we don't. The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZDM's Fleshhorn and Haley. I want to know right now, do you have a really, really young sibling?

Like there was just a huge divide between you and your sibling. Wait, are you taking calls and texts from listeners if it's a step, like if their parents met someone else. Oh, I think it's more interesting. Yeah, or maybe I'll go half. I'll go a half, maybe not a step. Okay.

Because there is a mum and daughter who are both pregnant. They found out they're both pregnant at the same time. The daughter's 22 years old. The mum's 49, meaning she was 27, right, when she had it. 49 years old, which is more and more common now, like Ann Hathaway and a lot of people having babies older. Annie Hathaway. Oh, that's right.

I do pick a part, and she prefers Annie. I prefer Annie. Should have said it at the top. I agree, actually. So 49-year-old mom, 22-year-old daughter, both having babies at the same time, which means that their babies will be,

the mum's baby will be the other baby's auntie. Yeah. Auntie your uncle. Auntie at the same time. I knew a guy who was older than his uncle. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's crazy, eh? Because, yeah, his parents had kept having babies

and that had older kids. Real young. or sometimes mum and dad will just, you know, get busy one night. Absolutely have a baby like 20 years later. And then they're like, well, I'll just have. Let's keep it. It happens all the time. Like I had friends who had really young parents.

Like their parents had them at like 18, 19 years old. Then they're like, holy shit, team up, like struggle. And then they get into like a nice more comfortable position, maybe have a second marriage. They're like, yeah, now I'm ready to have kids. Do a couple more. We'll do a couple more. There's people that, yeah, they do the two. Yeah.

And then they have a big gap, they might do another two. Yeah, yeah, yeah, later on. Well, there's no, or there's just a big gap and there's one, and you know you're an accident growing up. You just know it. You grow up as an accident. Yeah, whereas I was very intentional. Yeah, because your brother and sister hardly know you because they're like adults. Yeah, so one of my friends, one of my best friends, her brothers knew my dad and her dad knew my granddad.

We were like, her whole, her siblings were like a whole generation older. And they never grew up in the same home. They were like well gone by the time she arrived. Yeah. I was like, oh my God, what's your relationship like with your siblings when you didn't grow up bloody beating each other up and fighting and marrying rooms and all that kind of stuff? You could beat them up. It should be pretty one-sided of a 25-year-old clubber and a four-year-old.

Yeah, it would be. Here is it. You're not going to win those. Okay, well, okay, so you want to hear this morning. With extreme age gap siblings. And what was it like growing up? Are you close? Do you have nothing to do with them?

Maybe you're one of those people that had a sibling that basically raised you. Oh yeah? That's the advantage, right? Yeah, you can kind of... The older sibling can outsource the parenting. Yeah, and then mum finally can go out and have some fun. Great birth control for the older sibling too to have to look after the young one. A little bit of rushing into this.

Hey, by the way, we're in and flooded on the text machine. 0800,000, Amazon number. Give us a call. You can text through 9-696. What? Do you have an extra young sibling? Michael, do you have a big age gap? Good-a, morning, morning.

Morning, morning. Hi, yeah, I'm the oldest of seven, and my oldest is a year older than one of my little brothers. Holy shit, so you're already grown up having your own kids before your mum or dad or both were done. Yeah, so our family, too, is a little bit complicated. Feels like it. My dad's got two, yeah, two younger boys

And my middle boys right in between both of them And my oldest is a year older And the older one Wow So what are they to your They your So yeah my little bit My half brother is technically

But my little gross My boys, oh my kids They tend to call them cousins Yeah, but they're not nephew, uncle It's uncles and nephews and nieces and great And so your dad's got grandchildren and children the same age. Yeah.

Is he tired? Yeah. Your dad's so tired. Your dad's so tired. Yeah, your dad is tired, man. It sounds expensive at Christmas, too. Oh, he's going to. Also, like, I mean, as someone who doesn't want to have kids, I'm like, I'd be so

looking forward to having it done. Well, I've had three, and I'm not starting again. Yeah, yeah, you're like, no, no, that's not going to be me. This is why we get a vasectomy vaughn. It's called a snip. It's called a snip. It's too scared to get the same. Snabby, he's too scared.

Let's go to Lucy, Lucy. This is a similar situation for you? It is, yeah. Wait, so what happened? So you and your mum were pregnant at the same time together? We were. So I'm the eldest of six, and yeah, my son and my younger brother are both at the same age. Wow.

And what is that like the relationship? Because, yeah, like we were saying before, you don't grow. up with them, do you? Every day. Well, they were a lot closer, but they were now in different parts of the country. They were very close growing up. They were just like brothers sort of thing. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, no, but that was all my hormonal pregnant mom needed to hear on the other end of the phone when I caught up to tell her I was also pregnant. She's like, oh, gosh. Maybe we can get a tooth for it, the birthing unit. Wow. Wow, that's incredible. Lucy, thank you. Brooklyn, good morning.

Hi. Good morning. Do you have an age gap, an extreme age gap with a sibling? Yes. So how, what's the age gap? 18 years. My sister's 30 and I'm 12 and she was a trainee, midwife and delivered me. It was her first baby.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. No, I don't even see moms. I don't even see mums for Joanna. So. With the baby coming out of it, I don't reckon. Wait, Brooklyn, you're 12. Yeah. Wow.

And your sister's 30. Yes. Wow. And she birthed you. That's amazing. That's a Kardashian level shit, I agree. Are you and your sister, because her birthing you would be such a bond. Were you close despite her being so much older than you? Yeah. Did she, was she like, did you see her like a sister or kind of like a second mom?

A sister. Wow. That's amazing. I thought if I was 18, 18, right? Yeah, 18. Yeah. And you came along. I'd be like, leave me a lot.

You know what I'm going out? I'm going out and having fun, but she loved hanging around you. Yeah. It's so cool. Brooklyn, thank you. So many messages coming in. Brooklyn, stay in school, like don't do naughty things. Be good.

Auntie Haley's leading by example there, Brooklyn. It's a bit of a do as I say, not as I do. In a few years, Brooklyn, some decisions are going to come up in front of you, make the right one. Take good to everything. Don't lie. Be good. Stay in school.

Don't smoke. Okay, well let her go, mate. She's got to go to school. She's got to go to school. Be good, Brooklyn. I just wanted to have a little go at sort of influencing kids because I don't have any of my eyes. How was that, Vaughn as a parent?

Pretty good. Good for me. I was good advice. Be good. Be good. Keep your text coming in. 9-696.0800 dials at M. Do you have an extreme age gap with your siblings? I'm 38.

My kids are 15 and 5. My siblings are 26 and 21. Family photo, it's 38, 26, 21. So that's 12 years. That's pretty old. Oh, bloody lot of numbers. Yeah, no, I'm lost. Yeah, it looks like my family tree,

someone accidentally pressed shuffle. That's a good line. That's good, funny. 19 years between me and my older sister, I'm closer to a kid's age than I am to her. Oh, she's the baby. Yeah, I'm 25, she's 44 and her kid's 22. Wow.

Oh, my, can be so weird. Imagine going to school with your sister's kid. Yeah, and you've got their hand-me-down uniform. They're still in the same school? That's like eight generations different. It stinks. My mum's 61, her eldest brother's 85. She's the youngest of 12.

Wow. Wow, oh yeah. Now they used to pump them out, eh, because they didn't know. She pumped out 12 and 20 years? They didn't know. That's a production-line vagina. Boom, boom, boom, boom. A sneeze him out by the end.

Dad was not missing. Dad was it in the bull's eye every time. Yeah, they were getting that fertile window. Bam. Bichow. Fish and Shep's Friday must have been a nightmare for that many kids. Eight scoops. Eight scoops at least. Yeah, we script up. Four person families are the perfect amount of people.

You take a corner of the newspaper each. Yeah. Twelve, you've got three on each side. And you're using a whole can of whaty sauce. Every time. Yeah, easily. I have a 32-year age gap with my youngest sibling. Wow.

How do you like relate, like... Does it be dads? You'd be more like an auntie or an uncle, wouldn't you, than a... Yeah, you'd be like, like, Dad's real young With the first Yeah And then dad's pumping one out at 50

You know what I mean? Like he's getting real Yeah yeah yeah Yeah Oh dusty cough of a sperm Did that know where that was going? 30 years difference Between the youngest and the oldest

On my mum's side 30 years difference Wow My sister's oldest is 19 And she's just had a newborn And I'm only only just older than that. Oh yeah.

That's a gap. That's a gap. Oh my gosh. My dad and auntie are 10 years apart. My granddad was a prisoner of war and then came home 10 years later and had my dad. So had a baby. Went to war. Came back.

I'm so happy I'm back. That sucked. Yeah. It was a prisoner of war for a while. Yeah. Have another one. Amy messaged in. I'm the youngest by quite a distance.

Yeah. And the joke is that my name is Amy. and it's actually an acronym for after many years. That's kind of cute. It's actually really good. It kind of works really well. Very funny. Yeah, I'm the youngest sibling.

My sister and brother are both 17 and 19 years old. I grew up as an only child, basically, because they'd already moved out by the time I could remember anything. Very much, I was a surprise baby and knew it. It would kind of be cute, though. You know what I mean? Like, if you were a parent and you've loved being a parent, you're teenagers, you get that feeling.

I was like, oh, I'm not ready. God, you must be like, We were so close to having no kids in the house. So close to travel. So we were so close to having our money be our money again. Yeah, yeah. Do you reckon, like, definitely that surprise baby, they're not getting a private education that they're probably their older ones.

They're not getting the good stuff. They're not getting the cool. They've run out of money. No one got a private education except you, Haley. Was that not the norm? No, it wasn't the norm. It was my brother and artage. And I think if they had a third, they would have got some money, you know, Steiner.

Do you reckon they were a little? They're going, play in the forest. A bit of a gap. Yeah, a bit of a gap. Between you and Sam. If they're going for a third, it would have been Rudolph Steiner. Well, they're like, we pay for private school. We've got a musician and a comedian and it's not working.

This one, send them in the bush. This one's shoes optional. Yeah, oh God, yeah, rogue, free range kid. The ZDM podcast network. What's going on? ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Haley. Now, do you know who else bought tickets? People in Fungaree to come and see Haley Sproul on Saturday night.

You did Hamilton on Friday? Hamilton. Hamilton, two shows Hamilton Friday, brilliant. And I'll tell you, I reckon the 830 Hamilton show was one of my favourite of the entire year. The whole tour. Vibes were hot. Vibes were on. It's kind of rude because we went to that other show and that wasn't the favourite.

Yeah. No. Okay. Huh. No. You were lacking. Wow. Wasn't me.

Lacking. You. It's not a recency bias. No, no, it's just vibes. Okay. I'm like Paul Henry. I just like vibe check all the time. And I had such a good time.

and then drove Hamilton to Fungare and performed on Saturday night. Now, I walk at this. The first time I've performed a solo show in Fungare so I'm really excited. Sold out, which was great news for me. And get there to the venue, everything's amazing. The tech team's incredible.

The venue's amazing. Forum North, beautiful blue seats. What is that? Just like a blue seats. Yeah, blue seats, blue theater. Blue. It was really stunning. Wood and blue.

Okay, wood and blue. Wood and blue. Is it a snurf theater? Blue Girl. Yeah. Smurf theater. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Great.

My producers are there. We're having a great time. Tech perfectly looking great. We're all ready to go. I have my little two-hour buffer, you know, bit of a dinner, bit of a get ready. Everything's great. And then we hear knock-knock on the green room door.

Oh, I love knock-knock jokes. No, no, no, no, no. I haven't cut all my material, all my dating material for knock-knocks. Okay. Knock-knock. Who's there? Who? Who?

Who-who. Is that an owl? That wasn't. My show would be knock knock who's there. A myriad of men. A myriad of men who. A myriad of men who Haley slept with. That's what the show's about.

Yeah, okay. Anyway, so knock, knock, knock. And I'm getting ready, face on. We're all there listening to music. Vives are on. And it's a woman from the venue front of house. And she says the words, I hate to be the bearer of bad news.

Oh, wow. Vibes. I'm imagining a vibes. One 80 on the vibes. Now for time check, the show says, starts at 830. Yeah. This is 801.

Don't tell me 50 cent bought all the tickets. Oh, well, Jack. He hates me. Big Jar Rule. And I've got to go out and do it. Yeah. Because the tickets have been sold. So that's a niche reference you made.

Oh, yeah. Give a bit of back to you. You know what though? It popped up in the last season of hacks. Did it? Yeah. So what happened? For context, Jar Rule and 50 Cent have beef.

Yes. Hate each other. And so Jar Rule had a concert. 50 cent bought all the tickets so that no one could go. And Jarlallall came out and no one was there. He spent his own money. So funny. Like one of the funniest things of all time.

There were people at the back, but he bought all the front section. Yeah. Oh, was it not the whole thing? I don't know if it was the whole thing. So it was like practically empty and you wouldn't move. Yeah, great move. That sucks. So no, not my case.

But my doors open at 8 and the show starts at 8308. 01 is this knock knock. I'm the bearer of bad news. Yeah. The bad news is the bar tenders haven't shown up. So we won't have a bar tonight. Now, if you've ever been to mind, show. Or if you've ever seen my crowd in particular, we drink. Yeah. Yeah. It's a boozy

crowd. De Neiden, we had to get, people were being escorted out. That's right. I remember me saying Daneda was a wild crowd. Deidon was too much, too much booze. But it's the girlies we're out. We're having it, we call it bitch diesel. We have little drinks and stuff like and so immediately we're like, no, no, no, no, no, what's happened. Now, the venue themselves don't run the bar. It's an external party. It's there. They kind of run it. Right. But why wouldn't they turn up? You're going to make. heaps of money. They forgot. Oh.

They forgot Haley Sproul was in town on Saturday night. And so we said to them, well, sorry. No, no, no. I was like, no, it's really part of the energy of the show. Things are casual and fangare, Haley. It's casual time. It was casual time. It was casual time. I would send the producers down to Lickland. So this is kind of the way we took. Anyway, so we say, we'll get them here, you know.

Even if they're here for 15 minutes, it's worth it. People be able to get a lewhan. I'm happy to start. late, I'm only doing one show. And they rung them, and it turns out they were too drunk. They were too drunk. Excuse you. Wait, the people running the bar.

The bartenders who run the bar were too drunk to come and run the bar. So they would have had to have, I don't know, the ins and the outs of it, but you always see, like, duty manager written on something. And they are the ones that get fined if underage people get served. And they're serving intoxicated. Correct, correct. So they were too intoxicated. The bartenders were too drunk to come down and bartend, so we had no bar.

And that's perhaps the most fungered a thing I've heard. And you can't just jump behind the bar because you're not licensed. We're not licensed. It's not our booze. It's their booze. Yep. Because it's their bar. Right.

Not our booze. We're not the duty manager. None of us and our team had a bar manager's license. Could you have sold the little bags of chips? Nothing. It's their chips. You can't even sell the little bags of chips. I jump on Instagram.

Okay. And I was like, guys. Because apparently there was this huge, you know, Hundreds of people going, no bar, Haley Sproul! I like to have about three or four if I'm going to a show. We stay. Yeah, we stand. And then we put them under the seat and we just drink them through the show.

So I'm backstage going, can we go to the liquor store and get those horrendous shot buckets? You know, and I'm just going to start hiffing them out to the crowd. I don't think you'd be allowed to do that. It's not under the liquor laws, so we couldn't do that either. What I did manage to do was make a sort of under the table, suggestion that people just pop by and fill their pockets and come in. And I will say, I did hear a few can cracks. Oh, really? Okay.

While I was performing. And the audience was already coming on. I had pre-set my bottle of wine that I have on stage. And that really looked like a bit of an FU as I was topping up my own wine. So I did very unhygienic. We wouldn't do this during the peak of COVID. I passed it around some of the women in the fronts, just necking from the neck. I said that's all we can do

And I said please don't be sick I'm on tour What an absolute disaster Absolute disaster that not only did they forget But when they were reminded They were too drunk to come and do their job Headswell roll You don't sit through my show sober

Luckily it was an 830 show So I think a few people you know Had a preload Had some drinks beforehand You mean Fungare Hamilton Rotorua Palmerston North

Those are your preloading capitals They are Oh, and Daneden, as I experienced, preloaded too hard. Yeah, the student population will preload as well. Yeah, obviously, please drink sensibly. Yeah, drink in moderation, particularly if you are working, serving my bar. Hard to drink in moderation when you can't get bloody one. Yeah.

The Z&M Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fleshhorn and Haley. Now, it's no question that the three of us are incredibly hot human beings. I mean, that's just not even, that's not the debates. Good looking. We know, we're the hot radio station. People go, who are you listening to? What do you listen to?

morning, oh, I don't know, it's the hot ones, two guys and the girl. And they're like, oh, Fletchford and Haley. We know it. We're not stupid and neither are you. But would a blind person be able to tell that we were hot if they could not see us physically? This is so fascinating. It's got people talking online after this check posted. Yeah, so she was asked, as a blind woman, how can you tell that someone is hot?

Here's how I can tell if somebody's hot as a blind person. If everybody's obsessed with them, but they literally have no personality, they're not funny, they're not interesting, they have nothing to say. They literally just don't talk, but everybody's like literally obsessed with them being like, oh my God, we have to invite Sonia to coffee. It's because they're hot. If they literally make like the most unfunny joke ever in everybody's like, ah, that's so funny. Oh my God, you're so funny. If they're like super quiet, like they literally just don't have a personality. People are like, oh, gee, so-and-so is so cool.

I don't know what it is. They're just really cool. I just kind of want to get to know them better. It's because they're hot. Okay, just lose a pause. I didn't double speed that either. Gosh, she talks, she was flying through that thine.

Yeah, she talks. But basically, it's like if you avoid of personality, if you are not funny, but people love having you around, not interesting. Yeah. Then, God damn, you must be hot for people to be like, we've got to have them near us. And other blind people are commenting saying,

yeah, this is a thing. Yeah. Because they don't see you. They just hear you. can't really figure out why people want you around because all they get to experience is the inner you. Yeah, and they can't walk up to you and touch your face and like run their hands all over your body and be like, got it. Well, they could grab the boobs and be like, that's an absolute 10 out of 10 set of honkers. I would like to know if anyone is listening from the visually impaired community, if you've ever run your hand over nipples and you've read a word.

Because you know there's bumps around the nipples? Do you think anyone's nipples have ever said a word? Oh yeah, I've got the little bumps on the ariola. Yeah, around the edge of the area there. What are my areola's so? You might accidentally have a word on it. I know it was terrible, like something racist or something. Your areola bumps might be racist and braille.

Accidentally racist. Like, imagine you're sleeping with a blind person and they're getting their hands and they go, and your nipple said the third right will rise again. Yeah, oh my God. I don't intend to, you know, be promoting those sorts of. some idealistic. I'm going to have to get a blind person to read my nipples. You'd have to get a plastic surgery.

Should we get a blind person to come and read all of our nipples? I think that might be offensive. No, we'll do a big consent chair. It feels wrong. It just feels wrong. I can't be wandering around with Nazi propaganda around my pointing out. I think there's a very low chance of that happening, to be honest. Okay.

I think the most... There's definitely bumps there. Might have bump you is. The ethical way to do this, we learn braille and we read our own nipples. Yes. Or is there some kind of photo translator? That's a good... I'm not putting my tits online.

I already have. I already have. Go on, there's too much already. It's only a matter of time. The only thing is if they got leaked, I only upload them when they're looking good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, well...

Well, I'm on mine leaked if it's got racist stuff in the box. I'm so nervous now. No, I'm terrified. Oh, what Helen Callagy. Well, I guess as a hot person, this is quite up front. It's quite confronting, isn't it? I know, but I'm anything but.

And I'm hilarious. So that must mean you're not hot. Is that what you're saying? Wait. Wait. You could be all. It's just a rarity, and it's a rarity that they got three of them on the same show.

The ZN Podcast Network. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day, day. Do do, do, do, do. Do, do do do, do, do do do do. To do do do do do do do do do. It's Word Nerd Week at Fact of the Day. This is kind of, someone's sent me this. I'm going to do my best to dig through my DMs

to find out who sent me the idea for this fact of the day. But it's looking at different things. You're basically like, well, there's a word for that. Today, idea phones. Ideophones. Idea phones. Ideophones. Any idea what an ideophon is?

Idiophones. Do you think of idiophon? IDEO phones. No. No idea. It's a word that symbolically depicts an idea. So, you know, Automata Payer is like splush. Yeah.

Splush. The word is the sound it makes. This one covers more. It covers texture, movement, emotion, or even the silence involved. Ooh, give us a feeling. I'll give you the origins of it. This guy called CM Doke in 1935. That sucks.

What is it what, Colin? Colin Mathura Doak. Colin Mathura Doak. And his 1936. 35 book Bantu linguistic terminology. He needed a new word that summed up how many words in the Zulu language were representative of what they,

the sound didn't necessarily, it wasn't a splush, but it was indicated that that sound would be made. Right. By it. So he came up with the term ideophone coming from the Greek idea and the Greek phone,

basically a sound that represents an idea. Okay. Is it an idea phone? Where did you say he was from? Because you know who's really good at this? The Japanese. Boom! The Japanese have so many words that,

it'll be a word or a phrase that sums, and Māori actually, that sum up a vibe. Yeah. A feeling and a vibe. It's like the feeling you get when da-da-da-da-da. 2% of words in the Zulu language are ideophones. So many words are represented by what they suggest.

The Japanese are the second. Japanese, yeah, yeah. So in Japanese, what do you think? Kittakira. Kata Kada. Oh, I might be given that A bit of a Māori R there. Yeah.

Kira, Kira. Kira. I don't know. It's sparker, sparkling or a twinkling. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If something is foo-fua, it's soft and fluffy. It's not the noise it makes,

but it kind of is if you've scrunch a pillow and you're going to know, what noise does this make? So do we have English ones? There are some English ones, and I'll get there if you patiently wait your turn. Stop trying to get to the park. Yeah, we're always trying to whitewash us.

We're in Africa. And now we're in Japan. Okay, Japan, another one in Japan. Docky, dokey. Docky dokey. Docky dokey. So my boobs. It's like boobs swinging when I go for a run.

It's heart beating, so kind of. Oh, on the chest. So this is actually really interesting, and I think we kind of covered this in Pokemon week as well. Pika Pika. Oh, yeah. It's shiny and sparkly. And Pikachu is an electric rat.

So that's how they got the name of Pikachu Because he was like a sparkly Oh, pika, pika. Yeah. Cuckoo. Is giggling quietly. If something goes bisho bisho, soaking wet. You imagine, like, if you've got a wet towel

and it's like proper wet, wish, wish. Yeah. So you can say these are fun. We're having fun. English ones. Okay. God, just get down to that. White agenda.

Bling? Bling is an English one? Yeah. Because things like, if something reflects light, it blings. I will say borrowed from Jamaican. Oh wow. It was the Jamaican community. Say thank you.

Jamaican me crazy here. Yeah, Jamaica be mad actually. Jamaican's some really good words. So bling is borrowed from the Jamaican community that was established in England. Bling. Zig Zig Zig. Oh yeah. Because Rollies.

Zigzag. Zig Zig Zig. Yeah, the zigzag the rollies and the zigzag man on the rolling papers. It's his paper of choice. So Zigzag borrowed from the French though. Higgledy-piggledy. I love higgledy-piggled disorder, right? Oh, it's all haggledy-piggledy.

Because the things that, you look, they look like they're going, heggledy, tiggily. Yeah. Flip-flop. Oh, my God, great. Yeah. Because if something doesn't necessarily make a noise, if it's going flip-flop, flip-flop.

And plop. Plop. Plop. Because it plop. Plop. You plop that in there. Do you know what I love, do you know what I love to plop the most? Whipped cream.

Plop. Plop. On a cake. So eerie. So today's. What's it called? Idiophone. Idiphone.

Idiphone. Idofone. Maybe if you're going to do facts of the day about words, you should probably know how to say them. The pronunciation of it. Just a tip for tomorrow, though, Vaughn. That's great tip, actually. No, you're welcome. This is the problem.

I worked all of this silently in my head, you see. Yeah. It's like when I thought Hermione Grange's name was Hermione until I watched the movie. Hermione. Hermione. You give it your Keora. Yeah. The meoni.

You're given a Humionni. Kilda. So today's, our Fact of the Day's idea phones are words that kind of just give you the vibe of what's happening. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day, day. Ah, do-da-do-do-to-to-dood-to-dip-dib-dip-d-d-d-dud-dud-dud-do. Hello. Play Z-Dems, Fletch, Vaughn and Haley. Right now, 0800 dials.m, you can text through 9-699.

What were you walked in on? When were you walked in on? And what were you doing? Yeah. In the middle of something? What were you up to? Because this has happened in a hotel, isn't it? You've been walked in in a hotel?

I have, remember? And I was. With me. Yes. And then the woman came in. Okay, the cleaning woman. And I had to turn off, you know, and be like, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, I've had it twice at the hotel that just came in to clean.

They knock a lot. Haley. Well, my name was chugging. It depends. It made you chain that well, but if you ever staying at just like a motor in, they got stuff to do. Yeah. Get walked in on.

I've been walked in on a whole bunch of things. Really? I've never been walked in on and I've, don't believe I've ever walked in on anyone. My brother walked in on me once. Doing what? How many people were there? You don't need to say anything.

You're two. Two. What? Yeah. What? Just into your bedroom. just didn't knock. No, on the couch.

Oh, no, you're actually, you're asking for that. Yeah, yeah. No more on that. Wow. Fletcher's said at a lot of hotels. Does it ever happen to you? Do you think they? I've been like, because you know, in a hotel sometimes you just stand your undies or naked.

Like, it doesn't matter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you're just watching the TV or just in bed, like, with no clothes on or in undies. This is the purpose of a hotel room. And that's definitely where they've tried to come in and it'll knock. And I've been like, ah, no, me, blah, pants on, pants on. Pants on, pants on. But no, never like during the middle of something.

Yeah, yeah. The origin story that got us on to this is quite explicit. Yes. I'm not going to delve too much into that. It's a couple in a hotel room. Yeah, and there's some. Yeah. It's quite the, yeah, there were props.

But also, you know. Yeah, there was assistance of sorts. You know, like, the I think the worst thing that I could be walked in on is, you know, when you're like having a little look down there and maybe you've got a sort of a leg up on a bench and maybe you're doing some grooming. Yeah. Maybe there's a mirror.

You know, like that would be the parts. We asked on Instagram and we ask now 9-696. Oh, 800 dollars Z-E. ZM, what did you get walked in on? Just forget the radio station for a second there. Just momentarily. Yeah. You said ZB.

Yeah. We're too young. Been pulling some weekend shifts. My dad hated knocking. He said it was his house. shouldn't have to knock on the door until the day walked in on me putting a tampon in. I reckon dad's probably going to start knocking now.

If you've got teenage daughters and you're I knock it. I'm constantly walking around the house. Three, two. Coming down the hallway. Knock knock knock knock knock. Man injuring a space in five. I'm home. Knock, knock, knock.

I know they're not home, but just in case knock, knock. Yeah, yeah. Shout to Ali who said I got walked in on giving birth at 710 this morning. And she's contributing to the show already. Welcome to the world Margo. More Margo. Our youngest,

our youngest listener. You gave Perth an hour and a half ago. Just like, Wow. Don't talk to us. You reckon take a break from, that's it when you've got an Instagram addiction. You've picked up your phone straight on me to see what you've missed in the stories and reels.

Yes, we'll be honest that we all would. My partner and I were having some spontaneous adult fun time and our sharer turned up and walked in. Now, a sharer, there to share sheep, relieve them of their wool. Shouldn't be walking into a house, Willie and Maybe they were in the barn

Oh Or would they say it was spontaneous Yeah maybe Spontaneous Yeah My four year old walked in on me Changing my sanitary items After having her brother

Blood everywhere If you've given birth Or maybe you're aware of the situation Blood everywhere And she just ran away screaming Dad, mom's been murdered Oh Yeah you did that to me too

Yeah My mum walked in on her best friend Applying hemorrhoid cream In the bathroom a mirror bent right over. Well, you've got to bend right over to get the hemorrhoin cream in there. Gotta get it open. Hey, I've applied some prosectol before.

Yeah, you don't want to get on the cheek. Is that what it's cool? Pricectal? Anasol. No, no, no, no. Anasol's different. Pricectol is, presectoles for the inwards ones. Get that anacator in there and get it a squeeze.

Hang on a sec. No, chemist warehouse show sponsor. Yes, where I got my last. Anusol. No, no. It's anusole. It's anu sole. Prop.

Pectol. Is it prox? Yeah, and that is a hemorrhoid, a hemorrhoidal ointment. Put it on your eyebags and it helps reduce. Yeah, you put anisole on your face. A no soul. Aenosol and you put it on your face and it... Well, that's the idea.

De puffs. Yeah, yeah, it does it. They've got an extra-tendous online-only sale at the moment. 1349, Mali. I'm loyal to my brand. I'm loyal to my hemorrhoid brand. You use a provoktole and I'll use my anis-oel. You can stop my...

I think we've heard enough from me. I think we have. Okay. 0,800,000 emerson number, 9-696. What were you walked in on? Emily, what were you doing? So I was watching embarrassing bodies. This was like a Sunday morning, maybe like 11 o'clock in the drinking body.

And there was a knock on the door. And I opened it up, and there's two students. So, like, we'd love to come have a look at your flat to rent it. And I was like, by all means, come inside, have a look at all the room, see what you think. and I paused it on the most horrific malendage that had like lots of stuff going on. Man, that show was classic, hey. Where do you go from there? Where do you go?

There's so many grotty dicks on that show. I think from memory this was like the guy had overused it and there was like skin tags. Oh, that was a whole. I'm sorry, what, you can get that from overusing it? Yes, apparently, according to embarrassing. Fletcher now, Fletchwood, you'd know. That show, that show, how people let things get that bad before they finally go to the doctor, let alone on it, sign up on a TV show, mind-blowing.

Good. It's so, so weird, so weird. Okay, yeah, right. Did they come and get the flat in the end? Did they take the room? I don't know. I think they'll probably be scared, to be honest, and fair enough. Yeah, they're like, we don't want to live with that lady that looks at the gross genitals.

I know, but the thing is, Emily, we were all watching that show and loving it. It's just the pores and now it looks like, what is she looking at there? The wrong time. Thank you, Emily. Janelle, who walked in on you at the worst time? My neighbour. So I was home alone. I had a shower.

And I had rammed my hair up in the towel, so I was naked. Yeah. And I had my washing pot. on the lounge couch. Yeah, that's where mine is currently. Yeah. So I worked into my lounge to get the clothes I wanted to wear and the neighbour was at the door.

Oh dear. Oh, no. Okay, so he saw everything. Everything. Right. So top, front, back, bottom, everything? And the fact that you haven't done your washing properly for a moment. That's the worst.

That's most embarrassing. As an adult, to have all of your washing on the couch is the most embarrassing part. Do you know, what was the interesting thing? What was the interaction with the neighbour? He was just like, oh, I just wanted to ask if I could get some lemons. No, no, no, you'd leave immediately. What's he doing? You don't keep going with while you're there.

Yeah, yeah. I'll come back. I'll come back. Yeah. Did he get his lemons? Did he get his lemons? He did, and now he texts when he wants some lemons. Do you have heaps of lemons?

I've got lemons on the way, but they're a bit hard. Mine are yuck, yeah. Yeah, mine are hard lemons. You've got good to go at the moment. I'll pop around after the show and grab some lemons. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You be closed. Let me be closed.

Yeah, because it sounded like you were hoping should be just getting out of the shower. No, no, no, no, no, no, just lemons. Okay, just lemons. Thank you, Janelle. Some messages in. My daughter unlocked the bathroom door while I was on my knees in a couple's shower.

But of course, like scrubbing. I was shaving daddy's legs was the excuse she used. Oh, right, okay. Yep. Yeah. On my knees in a couple's shower, I was just like not ready for it. Yeah. Someone said, my mate and I were walking home from

town. It was a half an hour, like an hour walk, sorry, from town. We decided we were just going to walk it. I'm a larger person and I got very bad chafing on the walk home. So when I got home to my mate's house, I found some chafing cream, pop that on, or sleeping in the lounge. I thought, I need some more, decided to apply it into my thigh. My mate's dad walks into the lounge, flicks the light on.

I am spread eagle, smearing cream all over my... Oh, my... Oh, my... Why do we do that? If we're bringing cream or not, we're like, we get these legs, this is why? This just makes me want to not ever be existing.

I just, it's so, we're so embarrassing as humans. I love it. There's some great messages. I was the Walker, and I walked into a public pool changing room to see a middle-aged woman, leg up, blow-drying her pubs, I'll never forget the sound. The sound.

She was catching lip. Wait, going back to the fact of the day, an idophone. Flip-flot. Get your o's, get your o'-she's. Get your ushies. Bring it in a minute. I reckon...

Especially she's good bit of a left on her. Yeah. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. I'm not like an image as well. It's like a flag of sorts. I need a bigger roche. Yeah, like a wind sock or something. Yeah, a big.

Yeah, I don't know if you're going to beat that. Probably just go to the song. God, there's so many of the... My husband was doing the dishes. He looked over at the old lady next. store who was bending over. She had no undies on just to tell. Now he never does the dishes without closing the blind. I bet, yeah.

He saw it. As a 33-year-old male, I also rate prosectal. Thank you very much to my proscipto brothers and sisters out there. I haven't tried anisole but again, another one that was loyal to the brand. It's anewsole. Huh? Anusole. It's a ballerganos. And it goes on the hole. I just feel like that's the words there, but you put the words in there, brother.

Our 14, this is the same person. Our 14 year old daughter walked on us. partaking in our marital duties and asked why I was having a seizure on top of mum. Now I've got a 14-year-old. I'm pretty sure she knows. They'd know what's going on there. You'd hope.

Anyway, she proceeded to tell the whole family about the seizure. Unless you're not saying... Maybe it looks really bad. It sounds like your technique needs some work. If you're just sort of like seizuring on top of mum. Is mum having fun? And I love this. My partner and I were in Fiji.

hot and humid time of the year we went back to our air-conditioned but you know, what it's called, burr-a-bure. For an afternoon nap, naked, of course. We woke up to a knock on the door and my partner ran into the bathroom and locked the door, but I'd been sleeping with both my arms under my head and my arms had gone

to sleep. The door was starting to open, but my arms would not work, so I couldn't put a sarong on. She's just like, ah, useless arms trying to get a sarong. Walked in on naked, running around the room with my arms just dangling by my arm. side while my heart by party was just hid in the bathroom.

Oh. Oh. Oh my father-in-law walked in on me topless at 7.30 in the morning when I was getting dressed after all the kids were ready for school. He probably wouldn't have hated that. Probably not. To be fair, he probably wouldn't I hated that. Yeah.

We had another guests enter our hotel room because the room, the hotel gave our room card to them. I've always thought, like, why doesn't that happen more? I've had someone else walk into my room before. I wasn't doing anything though, but I was like, can I help you? I'll like, can I help you? Whose room is this? Yeah, and then you have a room off? Like, well, they just gave me this room.

If you're in there, though, that's your room. Possession's 19th of the law. Oh, yeah, I didn't move. I'd be like, you guys go first. I'll get another one. Yeah. Lots of people who are like,

I'm goddamn sure that door was locked when I started getting down to business with my partner and the kids walked in. Always worth a double check. I was in ICU and a young intern walked in right at the moment the nurse was taking my catheter out

with my legs up and spread. Well, yeah, right. Ureth were on display. I've never had a catheter bit. I have. The feeling, I didn't talk about it makes me feel funny. I was young when I had it and then I still remember the feeling of the cord coming out of the ureth.

My daughter was around nine when she walked in on myself and her stepfather in a compromising position. She described that as a hippo sitting on a hot dog. That's so mean. That's so mean. Hot dog, though. Are we talking like a Fritz's wiener? Because that'd be pretty... Yeah, with the bun as well.

It's long bum. The Z-M Podcast Network. Play Z-M's Fleshhorn and Haley. I personally am not a watermelon girl. I don't like the fruit. I don't like the flavour or anything or the smell. It's not good for the PCOS, is it, watermelon? No, it's not good for Pecos.

Terrible for the Pecos. Is it? Sorry, what are we calling? P-M-O-S. P-M-O-S. Metabolic. Because there's nothing but sugar and water. It's just got nothing.

Also, it's such, when you eat it, you're like, it's such an effort. It's like, yeah, the melon, getting in the melon. And it's watering and just like, and Pips. I grew up in a big watermelon family. The whole family loves it, but I always take it or leave it. But watermelon, you'd say, is one of the most popular flavors in terms of like lip balms and scents and sprays and stuff. And Mco Beauty's got a watermelon stuff.

I'm going to bring the producer girlies on because, man, every time I get a little box, the Mco Beauty treaties, the girls go crazy. Oh, my whole makeup kit basically is Mco Beauty now. What was the Mco Beauty? This is, by the way, it sounds like him, but you let me your makeup kit one day because someone hot was coming into studio

and I looked like a manor and I had no maker. And I politely said, put this on. You said put this on. Put this on, put this on, put this on, put this on. I said it, I said, with love. I said, with love and respect. You did. Was it a blush, like a cheek tint?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that was. I love there. I've got a jelly tint. blush that I use every day and I'm obsessed with it. So the reason we're talking MCO Beauty and watermelon is because Cadbury Dairy Milk and Mco Beauty have co-lapped,

a beauty brand and a chocolate brand. Is it a nice smelling chocolate or a chocolate that tastes like watermelon? It's a watermelon. Milk chocolate with a watermelon flavored scented scented center. With Mco Beauty. Imagine like a caramelo texture. So it's a normal piece of dairy milk chocolate and the gooiness in the middle is a watermelon goo.

But what's M-Co Beauty doing? They don't own watermelon. No, but one of their biggest, because a lot of their products are jupes, and one of their biggest jupes is the watermelon dewdrops from Glow recipe, which I use the real one. Yes. Oh.

Oh, she's posh. No, not really, just easy to find, to be honest. I'm not Jewish. Am I allowed to take the watermelon dew drops? Jupe. Jupe. Jupe. Like duplicate.

No, she has to be able. D-W-D-U-P-E. Oh, dew as in the morning dew. Yeah. Maybe if we hit that dear a little bit harder, I don't want to tell you how to speak. Dube. You did make it sound like it was just for Jewish people. Just for Jewish people.

No, but those, the glow recipe watermelon drops are famous. I've used them. And then so Emco Beauty's got a dupe. Yes. And so I guess that's where this watermelon scent flavor. Because everyone was like, I don't know, we shouldn't be eating our beauty products. Because I remember that when I went into lush and I saw a little thing, I thought it looked like white chocolate.

I took a little bite. I know. I remember I hate going into lullis. because I want to eat everything and you can't. I just didn't grow up in a family with like flavored like lip balms or anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then I remember the first time I was at Intermediate in 1993 and Kristen Wilde said this is mandarin lip balm and I went scoop. Yum.

It's yuck. It tastes. It smells tasty. I always have a sip of my bath bomb water before I get in the bath if I lash. Excuse you what. I'm sorry. We're not letting you get away with saying. It's a whole thing online.

people do it as well. Well, they're on the bath and before they jump in, they have a little taste. Just a little taste. No one's actually doing it. That's no. 9-6-96. No. But drag our listeners into this.

We think, Shannon, we think about it, but then we pause and go that soft. Just a little sip. Oh, you freak. It's like, yeah. Okay. No. Children in the car. We're not supporting this. I just need to drink in anybody's bath water.

I just need to. I'm not in the bath yet. I'm not in the bath yet. I'm not in the bath yet. Free bath sip. I need to indulge you. What does it taste like? No.

Well, I've tried lots of different ones. And it tastes like soap? No, no, no, bath bombs. Bath bombs only. No, there's like a baking soda aspect. But there's, I like the lavender one. There's like a purple one. The sixth bomb one is really yummy too.

Is she still on 90 day higher or five? Can we get rid of her? No, it's been longer. Has it been years? It's been years. Oh, God. Yeah. And I love that when Shannon was just saying that she's like one eye on the tics

machine, hoping someone. Someone, anyone will back her up and say that they drink the bath water. Oh, Shannon. Nah, that's out the gate. That's insane ball bath tasting shit. Yep. That's not good soup. No.

Absolutely not. Terrible. You're on your own there. The ZN Podcast Network play ZN's flesh warn and Haley. So study, and this is in America, so I don't know if it'd be different in New Zealand, but true love comes with a salary requirement. what do you think it is? This is what Americans say

a person needs to earn a year for them to find true love. To be considered. You would be like, how much do you earn and it's under this amount so they're like, I'm not even going to give love a chance

to blossom here. Yeah. That's wild. A lot of people in the study said that a quarter of people that were surveyed said that they reckon how much they earn

their own finances have kept them from finding true love. Right, they're not earning them? enough. Yeah. I don't know. Because salaries would be slightly different in America, right? Because the cost of living is different.

$106,000. That's U.S. That's insane. That's U.S. Let me get a U.S. U.S. $106,000. U.S. dollars.

Yeah, U.S. dollars. That's 180,000 New Zealand dollars based on current mid-market exchange. Well, good luck to you. You're going to die alone. Yeah. That is so stupid. Yeah, like crazy, right? Oh, God.

That's nuts I mean look, listen Listen Would it be nice to have a rich Old man just come and sweep you up And remove all your problems and say Darling you don't have to get up at 430 anymore Why'd you say old?

Delink Why can't he be young and rich? I guess he's just taken time to grow his wealth He could have sold his startup to Silicon Valley at 35 Or something He'd just be younger Yeah, okay I'd just be born of money

And I'm 36 Right Okay You know those 19 year olds all want a bed an old girl like you Yeah, no, but they're not rich. They want to be made because they think I've got the money. But they might come from old money, is what I'm saying. Mommy's got the money?

No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah. Well, so this is what I wanted to ask, right? Because there might be some people that are like, you know, this is my bottom line for dating. They've got to have a job that pays X amount of money. Or it could be they've got to be X centimeters tall. Some people have that where they're like, I won't date anyone below.

We're talking baselines. Six foot. Baselines. Yes, baselines. Yes, baselines. To date somebody. What must they have? Your bottom line.

And I think the funny, the better, obviously, like, he's got to not be an abusive ass. We all sort of think that. But, like, your little quirk that you're like, this is my one thing. He's got to be able to drive. Well, just like having a job, that would be a good starter.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a pretty good start. Don't give, I don't need to be $180,000. And I don't even mean someone that's, like, out of work, like, and they're looking for a job because they're looking, but it's just someone that, like, doesn't work. I mean, I don't know how you can do that. in this day and age.

Like how are you paying your bills and stuff? The bank of mum and dad. Yeah. Yeah, what is your dating baseline? The one thing that you're like, bottom line. Bottom line. You're dating bottom line where you go,

if it's not this, I'm not even looking at you. The hype one's weird, eh? Because like, you're just discounting so many people. So many decent people. Yeah. Yeah, but maybe that's just your bottom line.

What's yours? I simply won't say. Well, I don't date, Haley, I don't date. No, you don't date. No, you don't have the bottom line. You don't date. I just, I'm single and free, you know.

Single and really, yeah. What's yours? You cannot be clean shaven. Get that away from me. Yeah, you don't like cleavisers. Yeah, you don't think I could do it. This is why we would never work out. Nah, we couldn't bash.

Loves a clean shave. I thought about it for a while and then I was like, he loves a clean shave. So it's not been to work. He shaves every second day. It's not for me. Okay, well, 800 dollars at him. is our number. You can text through 9-696. What is your dating, bottom line?

He needs to be able to back a trailer as a girl who's very good at it. Oh, yeah. So I was going to do. Actually, a lovely listener took my pop's pool table. You know, I put it up for free and finally got rid of her. And then he got his, I think it might have been his dad or dad-in-law to back a big trailer down. I said, I haven't seen anyone back a trailer like that. I thought that woman with eight kids was getting it.

Yeah, she didn't. She flaked on. me. How are the kids going to play pool? They'll be playing airpool. I tried. Four aside, I reckon. Yeah.

Yeah, four aside. But yeah, good backing. If you bought eight kids, they could have just grabbed a corner reach and one in the middle and lifted the whole thing high. Tottered it down the street. Oh, that's her loss. Yeah. They must get me a little treaty every time they go to the supermarket, whether they've said

I want one or not. That's your bottom line. Toilet trained. That's all that they ask. Yep, lid down. Some of these. Sprintless wiped. Some of these bare minimums are quite something, aren't they?

Skidmark scrub, that's included in toilet train day. Must have a sense of humour. Someone has said, all I ask for is good table manners, the rest we can work on. Actually, sense of humour, that would totally be my bottom line. I don't think I could be of a humourless person. Yeah, no. But not funny than me, that's also my next bottom line. Right, so you've got a bottom line and a glass ceiling.

And a glass ceiling. Gotcha. They've got to fit somewhere in that Goldilocks on. Yeah. Gotcha, great. Funny but not funnier than me. Good hygiene. Hold on.

Good hygiene, financially responsible and independent and emotionally intelligent. You're not allowed all three. Can't have all three, sorry. You're not allowed all three. It's like those memes, you've got $10. Yeah. And you've got to select, you know, only a few, a few because you've only got $10. Or it's a triangle, pick two, you know.

You can have a filthy, filthy, grotty boy with a heart of gold. That's the best one, I think. That's the word. That's what we can. I can't drive a car due to health reasons, so I guess mine would be you have to be able to drive. Oh, yeah. Doesn't matter if it's a crappy car or a flash car, but I guess just being able to drive. Who's putting in the gas money?

The person who's not driving. Because the other person is absorbing all the costs of owning said vehicle. Yeah, agree. Teeth? Teeth? Teeth? Just all of them or some? We asked bottom line.

Yeah. Majority teeth. We did, yeah. Yeah, chest hair is a must. No shaved chest. Thank you, sir. Oh, no. I'm on a man.

I need him to not be a man child. Again, you're asking a lot. There's too much. You've asked too much. Yeah, yeah. Your role as the female partner is to sort of finish the raising process. Now, clean ass. Now, I'll just, I'll read the whole text.

You tell me if there's maybe a typo in here or the Mr. Wood. Clean ass, Fano. Like, for real, I'm locked in with my wife who's the cleanest person I know. It's literally all he wants, a clean bottom. Oh, I think he means like a clean ass. You know, someone who's a real clean person. Cleaner, got a, got a clean ass also. It's part of being.

You don't want dags. No. Like, you can get rid of dags, but you can't. Kind of like they shouldn't be there in the first place. Oh, not crumbs. It needs to be able to cook a proper meal. That's a game. That's from Amber who wanted a good high hygiene, financial, responsible,

independent and emotional intelligent. Amber, can I get a quick check there, single? You might be asking too much. Can I get it? Can I get it? You're in New Zealand. You need to drop your standards a little. Down, down, down, down.

Yeah. Good teeth, nice feet. Oh, a nice foot. We've got a nice foot there. If they wash their hands after poop, and that's chapter one of the book. That's your point out. That's good.

Amble wants to know why she can't have all of the things. You can't. You're just sorry, Amy. You can't. Because you're not all of the things. It's impossible. Amber. Maybe Amber is all of the things and she's looking for another fellow, all of the things.

She's a unicorn looking for a unicorn. Well, a unicorn can't marry a donkey. I've looked for unicorns on all sorts of planes. Yeah, but you can put her ice cream cone on a donkey and paint it. That's actually the entire story of things. Thalma the unicorn, the childhood classic. Is it? Wow.

The truck goes around the corner and it crashes into another truck. One truck, well there's actually three trucks. A glue truck. Yep. A carrot truck and a glitter truck. Oh, wow. And the glue sticks the thing to Thalma's head. Thalma's just a miniature horse.

Oh, yeah. And then the glitter truck, boof, and everyone thinks Thelma's the unicorn. But then she finds out it's not all that's cracked up to bit. Quite an accident. Does she embody unicorn and actually teaches her that was, she was a unicorn all along? Bingo. Beautiful. Wow.

Beautiful. And Bing, Bing, Bing. Being a glittery unicorns, not everything it's cracked up to be because no one would leave her alone and everyone constantly wanted something from her and she realised she was happy in the paddock all along. As a ming a donkey. No, I want to be a ming a donkey. I want to be a ming a donkey.

I know it. And I'll be happier as a unicorn. But here I am stuck as a ming a donkey. Play ZM's Flashforn and Haley. Some exciting entertainment news I've got on my hands here. Okay. Barbie. Great movie.

It was the movie of the year. Oppenheimer and Barbie. Remember that whole thing? Barbenheimer. All that kind of stuff. Barbie too has been in discussions for quite some time, right? Like it's a part two to the movie. Do we need another one?

It was good enough. It was perfect. Leave it. What year was it? 2023. Three years ago. Wow. No way.

If you'd ask me, I would have said 18 months tops. Is this just, am I just like going to just be dead? Yeah. So, you know what I mean? It just feels like life's going so fast. You'll just be like. But how do they get to 60? I'm going to stop and smell the roses today.

I tell you what. Three years ago. Okay, so it's been stalled, though, at Warner Brothers. So Warner Brothers trying to lock down key talent from the first film before, like a major deadline, like a funding deadline. They're like, we're going to sign. And apparently, everyone wants more money. So Greta Gourwig.

That's completely understandable. Yeah, Greta Gourwig was ready to start riding Barbie, too. Marga Robbie, Ryan Gosling, all in. talks to return, but they're like, no. He wants, Ryan Gosling wants 20 mil. Well, that's fair enough. Give the man 20 mil. Yeah.

The trio, Ryan, Margo and Greta Gerwig, the director, talking about getting a better cut of box office revenue because it did so well. Yeah, yeah. Rather than just taking like a, you know, up front fee as well. So all of the talent reps have said they've been declining, declining every offer that Warner Brothers have been making, so it's stalled. That movie's going to make so much money.

Yeah, and Barbie and Ken want a cut. Yeah, right. So other little entertainment news, this is a big millennial this show, New Girl, which I got into late, and then when I watched it, loved it. New Girl, Zoe Deschanel, the fringe of all the movie. Yeah, Jake Johnson.

Yeah, Jake Johnson. There were talks of a reunion, like, you know, coming back and getting the band back together, and it was stalled, like so-and-so doesn't want to do it or anything like that. Sounds like it's actually happening. It's happening. Okay.

So one of the cast came by and said, yes, as far as I know, it is happening. We've seen scripts written by the original creator. They've all gone out. Everyone's just, you know, there's no official word on it. Yep. But actors have scripts. Now, can we just quick little third piece of entertainment news? And I want to bring producer carwin into here.

Okay, this was the weirdest thing online over the weekend. So over the weekend, a trailer dropped for a movie in which Olivia Coleman, an old unmarried wench in Ye Days Gone By gets Peter Dinklage to build her a husband Made of Wicker who is played by Alexander Scarsgar. Correct. And they have hot wicker sex. Now this is one for the sentient romance girlies.

So the romance novels that are about pillows, about doorknobs, etc., etc. This... Doornots. Okay, carry on, carry on. Wow. This is the one for you. He is made of wicker and he looks hot He does, he's got wicker abs

He has a big wicker penis And a big wicker dong And he's a huge wicketer There's a part in the trailer where she goes She's looking down and you hear like the sound You know when you sit on wicker furniture and expands Oh, yuck Carwin this looks good

I'm so excited guys I might host a screening Yes host a screening I'd say to his agent Just find me the weirdest trick you can He has He has I read an interview

He has He was like Give me a big gay movie and a wicket. He'll do these huge movies, but he also wants to do like weird, art pieces, fun movies. Yeah, fun stuff. But costume, this looks insane this movie.

Well, lots to look forward to. Lots to look forward to or not. Oh, another one in the bag. It's a Versace bag as well. If you enjoyed that, give us a rating and a review and be sure to tell your mates. You don't sound sincere there, boy. I'm just reading what's good in here. Play ZM's Fletchhorn and Haley.