ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 3rd May 2023

Episode Date: May 2, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. The Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley Big Pod. Thanks to McCafe. Great things are brewing, one cup at a time. Good morning, welcome to the show, Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Wednesday morning. Really there. Two minutes past six, that'll mean a new episode of the podcast today.

Oh yes, sex.life, new episode. Were you listening to it this morning, Vaughan? I was listening. Look me in the eye. Pardon me? No, I can't look you in the eye. What did Vaughan message a group chat with a shocked look on his face? Yeah.

I was listening to Hayley describe her self-pleasure. Yeah. Yeah. I know last week's. And how she was in for the long haul, but then it just ended quickly. Hey, we've all been there. We've all been there. Settling in for a long one, but.

Yeah, last week's episode, listening to you and also my friend Morgan. Yeah. So, yeah, it's quite, you learn some things, don't you? You really do. Learning some things about our friends. Do you know someone made us a little bit of fan art? I saw that. It was so cute.

What did it say? Let's get messy. Let it be messy. Let it be messy. Sort of the motto Of the podcast Episode 3 Out today Sex.life

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Coming up on the show The top 6 In New Zealand Have said We're going to have Some new uniforms Yes I've got the top 6 Quintessential pieces Of New Zealand clothing said we're going to have some new uniforms. Yes, I've got the top six quintessential pieces of New Zealand clothing

that simply must be part of the NZ uniform. Well, they're asking for designers. Who would your pick be? Moochie. Moochie. No, they should do something like quintessential. Because Tralee's Cooper was great. And before that was Barbara Lee.

Who's Barbara Lee? Barbara Lee did my school uniform. Oh, must be nice. She's like a high-end uniform maker. Oh. They should do something funky. Barbara. Barbara Lee.

Who did Morrinsville College? Warnocks. Do you remember Warnocks? Yes. It used to do all the school uniforms. Yeah. Oh, Harry Sones, actually. Shout out to Harry Sones.

A small Waikato town's clothing store that has been open since the 1930s. And it hasn't been- And never sold out. Oh, good. To, you know, big brands that would have come in and then just been like, nah, let's just run it all out of Hamilton. Yeah. Named after Harry, who opened the shop.

Yeah. Bloody legend, Harry was. Well, get him on the New Zealand uniform. Harry Sones. Yeah. Named after Harry, who opened the shop. Yeah. Bloody legend Harry was. Well, get him on the New Zealand uniform. Harry Soans. Yeah. I reckon they should do someone like Zambezi and have everyone sort of like oversized and quite gothy, like down the aisles. Yeah, but that's not going to age well.

Like, this uniform's been around for what, like a long time? And it's awesome. It's such a... It's very purple. No, no, but everyone looks great in it. I've never seen a body that didn't look great in it. Well done to Lex. She's out of here.

Well, the top six are options soon for the new Air New Zealand uniform. Absolutely. Also coming up on the show. Well, for what goes under the uniform, apparently there is a magic number of brassieres that women should own. I'll tell you the number and I'll cross-reference my own undies drawer. Because I rock about two on rotation. And I don't even want to know how many times those get washed.

Next on the show. Your boobs don't sweat. Not at all. Harry Warner, let's discuss next. Play. ZDM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. What? Mm. Huh? and Hayley Hey Over to you Shortland Street

They've replaced Harry Warner What year is What year are we in of Shortland? 1992 it started So yeah, 31 31 year This is the 31st Remember the big 30th

Last year Yeah Yes So Please tell me this is not your penis 2017 Blew my mind I thought it was 2019 The iconic scene Yeah Last year, yeah. Yes. So, please tell me this is not your penis. 2017. Blew my mind. I thought it was 2019.

The iconic scene. Yeah, where Harry's sending his junk to her, but all their Apple appliances are all linked, so he takes a photo and it goes onto the family iPad. Yes. And Chris Warner has to tell him off and say, please tell me this is not your penis. Now, soon after that, Harry left

Shortland Street, but not, I don't believe, long enough to have attended a full stint of medical school, because he's back baby. Except we've got a brand new actor. I hate that. Lucy off Neighbours. This was the big one when we were kids. Lucy off Neighbours

changed about six times. They'd be like, oh, Lucy's going to spend summer in Adelaide. She'd come back and she'd be like, hi everyone. Lucy's changed. Lucy's, yeah, gone somewhere. Lucy's on the sick end. Lucy's taken off smoking when she's in Adelaide. Mine was

the mum off Fresh Prince of Balea. Oh yeah, Aunt Viv. Yeah, Aunt Viv. Aunt Viv. Between season one and season two. She got, she changed because Will Smith didn't like her. And then when it came out, it just like, it just like jolts your perspective of it. Yeah, and they were just like, this is how it is now.

You have to like it. Yeah. Yeah, we had no choice. But it's a different actor. Yeah. There'd be a few, remember Hogan's Heroes did this. Remember Hogan's Heroes? Harry Potter did this. Yeah, I loved Hogan's Heroes did this Remember Hogan's Heroes

Harry Potter did this Yeah I loved Hogan's Heroes Yeah they did it Who did they recast? They just recast the African American guy With another African American guy Oh no I thought we wouldn't notice

I thought we wouldn't notice For God's sake I didn't notice Well Vaughn didn't notice I haven't watched this as an adult I watched it as a child I didn't see colour I didn't see colour as a child

No no He's so innocent Yeah Richard Harris in Harry Potter He died And so they replaced him child. I didn't see colour as a child. No, no. So innocent. Richard Harris in Harry Potter. He died. And so they replaced him. Oh, Dumbledore. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But would you rather they replace him so the character continues? Or I guess it has to. Definitely, if someone passes away. You don't want to kill

someone off. No. We couldn't kill Harry Warner off. That would be a devastating story. It's happened in heaps of shows so I'll add. Oh, Yeah, yeah, yeah. And movies and yeah, it happens all the time. But they've recast, my problem with recasting is when you recast it with someone who looks completely different.

Yeah. Completely different. And about three foot taller. Not that the guy that used to play Harry Warner was short, but he was just about taller than Chris Warner and now he's gone to medical school and he's come back and he's a giant boy. Yeah. How old's the character supposed to be now? Well, I guess if he's

been to medical school, he's got to be at least 20, right? But yeah, Xander is the new actor playing Harry Warner and Harry Warner's back and he's a doctor. Nothing against the new actor. No, no, no. No, no, no.

But I saw the promo and I was like oh, a bunch of new like intakes, new doctors and that. And then it was like, hi dad. And I was like, what? Chris Warner's got another illegitimate child? But it wasn't, it was Harry. It was Harry, yeah. He's got a lot

eh? Harry. Chris Warner bloody gets it around. They need to bring back Phoenix a child but it wasn't it was harry it's harry yeah yeah he's got a lot eh harry chris warner bloody gets it around they need to bring back phoenix because he was older again yet he's probably retired now he's probably living in a rhyming the way that they kind of just jilted disjointed aging process i haven't watched it for a long time the actor who played phoenix is a good friend of my friend and whenever i talked to I was like, would you go back? He's like, I don't even know what happened to Phoenix. Like, where is he in the world? Because I've just actually searched Chris Warner and children.

How many does he have? Apparently six. Okay. Apparently six. I'll search Phoenix. Every time they need another storyline, he has another illegitimate child. He comes back. All right, next on the show, our silly little pole, Coriander.

Now, some people are wired, like physically wired to... I don't know, because I thought I had that gene, the Coriander gene, where you're like wired to think that it tastes like soap. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Silly little pole. Silly little pole. It is so silly, silly, silly that the silly little pole. Silly little pole.

Silly little pole. Silly little pole. Silly little pole. Is there a more controversial herb than coriander. No. Cilantro to our Latino friends. There's no more controversial herb. Well, no, because some people think it tastes like soap.

Yes. Their bodies are wired to think that way. Parsley. Delicious. Definitely your parsley is delicious. Yeah, but also sometimes that could be a bit earthy. You know, it's got to be small. You've got to cut it small.

But like a beautiful garnish. Fresh coriander and a taco. Oh, yeah. On a curry, on a dish. You don't need to convince me I have it on anything. Yeah, it's delicious. I have it on eggs on toast. I put eggs on toast and I put like a handful of cilantro on it.

Oh, see, see. And then I'll dose it in chili oil and make a spicy bloody egg on toast. Oh my God, yum. Welcome. No my hearty my welcome. Well, I googled what is the most controversial herb, and all I got was articles on cilantro. The most controversial herb. If that was one of the 11 secret herbs, people would know why, because they'd be like,

They'd be like, KFC's a bit soapy. So we can rule that one out. I'm just saying. Maybe we can. If there's an investigation, maybe we can. The world's worst kept secret. So the salat opal, coriander, yum, indifferent or yuck? Okay.

You can't be indifferent. No, no, no. You're either passionate or you're very against. This very much surprised me. 23% of people indifferent. Okay. Nearly a quarter of people are like... Sure, put some on.

Yeah. Okay. 30% yuck. Yep. 47% yum. Okay, so the majority would, if you combined indifferent and yum, would eat it.

But I would still, like I still, if I'm cooking for people, no matter what the cuisine is, I'll pop a coriander and everything. I'll always check. No, no, no. I never ask if there's any dietary requirements. Because I don't want to be friends with people who eat different.

That's why you've got so many EpiPens at your house. You just roll the dice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're just empty. Peanuts. They're empty. Cilantro. It's just to make people feel better.

Oh, they're empty? Yeah. Oh, okay. You just jab them and there's like no needle. And they're like, oh, I feel better. They're empty. Cilantro. It's just to make people feel better. Oh, they're empty? Yeah. Oh, okay. You just jab them and there's like no needle. And they're like, oh, I feel better. And I was like, ha, we've got a liar on our hands. And then if they die, unfortunately. That's just nature, isn't it?

Weeding out the weak. Yes. I joke, I joke. Hey, Jets. We speak in Jets. Don't come at me. We speak in Jets. Jets and jokes.

Jetski 34, hell of a name. Jests and jokes. Jetski 34. Hell of a name. Yeah. Are they a jet ski? They are a jet ski. Oh, okay. They're a Yamaha jet ski. Oh, wow.

Yeah, they... Good morning to our jet skis. They'll wrap down for the season. Yeah. It's a little cold. Yeah. It's delicious. Brings a freshness to Vietnamese. But why jet ski?

Oh, Vietnamese. Limited to Vietnamese. Yes. Vietnamese would be nothing without coriander. Yeah. Coriander and mint. Yes. In Vietnam.

A hell of a combo. Mint in a salad is just a nice surprise. Any salad I make always has mint and coriander. That's nice. A bit of mint in. Yeah. That's nice. What about chives?

God, I love chives. Nah. No, I'm not big on chives. Chives could just tear off the face of the earth. Are you kidding me? Same with parsley. I wouldn't miss them. Chives and parsley, a hell of a combo. Nah. Nah, I'm not big on chives. Chives could just tear off the face of the earth. Are you kidding me? Same with parsley. I wouldn't miss them. Chives and parsley, hell of a combo.

Nah. Nah. You sons of bitches. Nah. Samantha says absolutely. Well, things are getting heated. Things are getting heated in the kitchen. We said it was a controversial herb.

Yeah. Chives, we're. Chives, it's so good. A little cut with the scissors. I'm going to say Chives Schmives. Yeah, Chives Schmives. You like sour cream and Chives chips. I love...

I'm not saying I don't like Chives, but I won't. You said Chives Schmives. Yeah, but I'm not going to die for some Chives. I'd die for coriander a minute. You'd die for coriander. Yeah. Absolutely not, says Samantha. Why?

How come you're enlisting? We're fighting for coriander. We're fighting for coriander. We're fighting for coriander. I'll wave the coriander flag Yeah Al-Qaeda is coming for the coriander Al-Coriander

Al-Coriander Which sounds more like A beautiful Spanish village to me Or like a Or a nice Mexican restaurant Yes Oh god I'm hungry Should we go to Al-Coriander

They call it Al-Cilantro Al-Cilantro Yeah That's their name for it Si señor Si papi Samantha Si, papi. Samantha says, absolutely not. Tastes like soap.

That little bugger hides in so many meals too. Face. Yeah. Danielle, absolutely no need for it. Evil asshole of a herb. Whoa. I'm 34 and I don't know if I've ever tried it. I avoid it on purpose now just because I'm scared it will be foul.

Chelsea. Chelsea. You will've ever tried it. I avoid it on purpose now just because I'm scared it will be foul. Chelsea. Chelsea. You will have definitely tried it. Yeah. Because there's two people ago who whinged about it. Samantha, whingy Samantha, a couple of whinges ago. She said it hides in so many foods. So you will have already had it.

Yeah, you would have had it. And it's strong. Yeah. It's a strong herb. I used to hate it, says Kat. And then one curry night 10 years ago, my friends were saying how they don't know how people don't like it because of how delicious it is, etc, etc.

So as to not to feel left out, I just ate it and now I genuinely love it. Yeah. There you go. A fellow convert. Take a leap into a curry. Emma. Leap on in. Says yum! Just adds that extra sparkle to every dish. It does. It is sparkly. Disgusting,

says Melanie. Although I recently had a cardamom pod in my mouth and I may have to say that is more disgusting. Oh, yeah. When you get the star anus and they haven't pulled it out of the curry and you're like, good lord. Far out what I just bit into. When my mum used to make a corned beef

with cabbage in the crock pot. And she used to put in six peppercorns. And she'd say watch the peppercorns! But that was literally just pepper. Yeah. Like, she talked about them like they were a landmine. Like they were the hottest shell. Like they were just galloping through a field in France, sort of post

World War I. Yeah. But they were like, it was a chili bomb. But it wasn't, it was just a little bit of pepper that we would later grind onto our food. Watch the peppercorns. And yeah, that's that silly little poem. Emily Blunt is this woman's name. What?

Like the actress? So not Emily Blunt, but Emily Blount. Blount. B-L-O-U-N-T. Blunt. She is the CEO of a lingerie company. Okay. And she has revealed the sort of magic number of brassieres

that every woman should own, what kind of bra, and how many they should own. Okay, so how many do you own? Well, I own a lot, but none of them fit. Oh, okay. Because you have massive honkers. Oh, my honkers got... In thekers. Oh, my honkers got... In the last 12 months, my honkers have just...

Massive man. They're good fun. Tell you what, sometimes they're a pain in the butt, but sometimes they're like, wow. But I haven't thrown out my old bras, and I haven't done a full new bra shop, because I don't know if they're here to stay. This would be me if I was a female

because, you know, at the moment, because I've got like three or four suits and I, You're a fluctuator. I'm a fluctuator.

Yeah. And so at the moment, there's one suit at the moment I can fit. Yes. Which is great because I need a suit this weekend.

Yes. I'm a fluctuator too. But this would be me if I was a woman, I would have to have like so many different sizes of bras. Because they're so expensive as well,

like for good bras and yeah, for a lot of like for me when I put on weight it goes to the boobies first no complaints I mean you know there are some worse places that the weight could go yeah so I yeah I've got lots but I probably rotate between two because I gave up on the underwire life's too short for the underwire. I might... What does the underwire do again? Just stretch. Well, it's just kind of like

hard and up and kind of puts them up and stuff. But where does the wire sit against the rib cage? Yeah. So then are there wires that come out? They can be comfortable. You've got to get a proper bra fitted.

And I haven't done that for ages for the Nuka Hongas because, again, life's, you know, moving at a fast pace. How long are they here to stay? Would it be fair to call them a couple of Aougas?

Aougas? We could call them Aougas. A couple of Aougas. Yeah. So I reckon I've got a couple but I've got a draw full of nice ones that are a little too small now.

We'll head over to the other, the breast owners in the team. Boobies, boobies. Carween, how many bras are in rotation for you? Look, I'm the opposite to you and I recently did the decluttering. Oh. So I only have, I'd say

like four proper bras and then maybe like five sports bras. And what is, oh yeah, I'm not counting sports bras. I've got a ton of those. But do you, like what kinds? Have you got like your everydayers and then maybe a nice one? Yeah.

Couple of, like one that's really secure. Yeah. Oh God, your hoist them in. And then a couple of pretty ones. Yeah, a couple of pretties.

I thought that's what the sports bras were for. Oh my God. If you're not wearing a sports bra every day, like under a cute dress. Oh, you couldn't do that? No.

No, because if you've got bigger boobs as well, just in your general life, you need them to be secured. Yeah, that's what I thought. This I'm learning with the new Ouga Ougas. Because I've always been a very petite breasted boy anymore. Are Chanelette pyjamas? Yeah, I think if we're not counting sports bras,

probably two or three nude and like event ones, then maybe like... Hold on, what are you talking about? Yeah. Like you need like the shaping ones. The colour. You need like smooth ones that you could wear under anything that won't have like a pinging bit or like a lacy bit.

And the bra's a little bit longer at the bottom. So if you did some Spanx, there's no. There's got to be connection. You need it to basically. Okay, producer Jared. No, I've commando. Yeah, I thought so. I was going to say, but they're going to get saggy, Jared. They're going to get, basically. Okay, producer Jared? No, I've commando. Yeah, I thought so. I was going to say,

but they're going to get saggy, Jared. They're going to get saggy. He's a slight girl. He's a slight girl. Well, this woman, Emily Blunt, Blunt,

she said that the key number is you should have three everyday bras. That'd be your smooth sort of t-shirt bras, something comfortable, something that like supports you enough.

Three sports bras, she's saying. A couple of loungewear bras and a couple of dressy bras and one of those dressy ones should be a strapless. What's a lounge bra? Probably like what I'm wearing like a comfy kind of stretchy

thing. A comfy sort of stretchy thing with a you know, a nice band. But she doesn't then dip into how many sports bras one should have. Yeah, three. Oh, so that was sports bras. Yeah, so she's saying around 10, but you should wash them, like you should wash them quite regularly, which I do, and aim to replace them every six to nine months.

We made it, honey. These are so expensive, especially, oh my God, like friends of mine that have like anything bigger than like a double D, so expensive. They just get outrageous. Right, and so you just wear them until they die. Yeah, man, I haven't

replaced my bras in years. $100 a bra? Like at least. Those are the sexy ones. Well, no, those are ones that will like hold you. Are the sexy ones more expensive than the standard like? Oh, sometimes. So practicality plays no part in cost because the sexy ones are literally like. But it

does because if you had like really big boobs, there's more to the bra. Right. Do you reckon you'd have good boobs? I don't know. If you're a female? I deny. I sort of feel like you would have, Vaughn, you would have like really round, juicy cojongas. Yeah, I think, I mean, that's a high praise.

And Fletch, for some reason, I feel with you, you would have like little pointy bees. Yeah, Fletch would have pointy bees. And a fat ass. Dude, I honestly think if you were a chick, you would be all about squats. I'd have a good dumper. You'd be really fat, yeah. Dude, I honestly think if you were a chick, you would be all about squats. I'd have a good dumper. You'd be really athletic, little titties,

and a huge, a huge fat ass. And when you walk down the street, people would be like, damn. Yeah. The kind of little pointy titties that you don't need to wear a bra on. Everyone's just like, look at you go. Yeah.

Nice. And you would swim topless at the beach. Hell yeah. You're a real European. You're a real European. She at you go. Yeah. Nice. And you would swim topless at the beach. Hell yeah. You're a real European. You're a real European. She must be European. Yeah. And then you get out and you're like, hi.

And they're like, oh my God. Play ZM's Fletchford and Haley. Play ZM. From the bustling ZM think tank, this is the top six. Hello there. Air New Zealand looking for a new uniform. Who is it? Traleece.

Traleece Cooper did the last one. Yep. They're looking for an update. Kind of throwing it open, I think. Yeah. It's a bit of a competition. Like looking for a New Zealand designer. What if they would get like a young up-and-coming designer?

Who are our young up-and-coming designer? Who are our young up-and-coming designers? Jennifer Perpetua. What? Jennifer Perpetua. Jennifer Perpetua. I'm wearing her now. Are you wearing her now? Yeah.

So, Traleece Cooper's uniform was 2011. Oh, my God. Wow, it's been over a long time. Yeah, so that's a long time. Little pinstripes and the little koru shirts and stuff. 12 years and other, News Article says, have been worn. So yeah. New Zealand fashion designers

young, because they did um... There's one called Fanny Bus. Fanny Bus. I was reading this morning in the New Zealand Herald the Viva pullout. Viva Las Vegas. That's exactly the song.

That's their theme song. They actually had a big run through of all the designers that it could be. Paris Georgia on there. Wynne Hamlin. Maggie Marilyn. Yumei. Harris Tapper. Harry Weir.

Emma Jing. Georgia Ellis. Frisian Nitz, Karen Walker. We all know Karen Walker. You broke her body. I'm reading an article on up and coming. Great personal friend of mine. Up and coming New Zealand designers. So there you go.

They could all be on the list. But I've got the top six items that simply must be part of the new Air New Zealand uniform in at number six for those wet days where you're loading people on on the ramps or the stairs on the tarmac and you're standing outside, red band gumboots. Unbeatable

with the protection. Yeah, but they have the Air New Zealand logo on them. You bet. Yeah, good. Yeah, they'll be black. Yeah. Cool. You bet. Could they have a little pocket on the side for lollies? They could do. You could fill them up with lollies. You could slip them off into something a little bit more comfortable.

Okay. Such as number five on the list of the top six items that simply must be part of the New Zealand uniform, socks and jandals. When you've loaded the plane, you take your red bands off, you leave them at the door and you slip, you leave your socks on,, you leave them at the door and you slip. You leave your socks on, but you slip into some jandals. Okay. Yeah.

Number four on the list of the top six items that simply must be part of the New Zealand uniform. School leavers jersey. Why not? Say what school you went to and what year was your final year at that school. Yeah. Great conversation starter. Yeah. Great conversation starter.

I don't know if it's very business looking. Oh, Judith, I see you went to Hamilton Girls High and you left in 1967. Oh, dear. That'd be a pretty raggedy jumper at that point. It'd be raggedy. They might give you a new one, but just reprint the design on it. Yeah. Number three on the list of the top six items that simply must be part of the new Air New Zealand uniform,

wonky Ugg boots. Oh, yeah. You know, worn out on the inside for all the walking they've been doing. Comfortable, though. It's stuffy. How do those flight attendants

wear high, like, a heeled shoe up and down, up and down? Oh, they're horrible. Stand up, sit down, stand up, sit down. They should be given

an Air New Zealand croc, which is not on the list, but that's totally a great option. They do slip into a more comfortable shoe. In long haul, you've got your heels, and then you go into a flat, and then you slip

back in your heels for take-off and landing. This flight I was on recently, this woman was in these heels. I noticed when I was getting on the plane, I was like, damn, those are high heels, and she stayed in them all not stiletto. They were a fatter stump. She wouldn't be able to wear those on the emergency slide. She'd pierce it. She'd on the emergency slide. She'd pierce it. She'd pierce the slide.

They'd all die. Number two on the list of the top six items that simply must be part of the New Zealand uniform. Rugby shorts. Comfortable pair of rugby shorts. Yeah, they should just do a rugby uniform. Yeah. That'd be good.

I know they want us to talk about it. But if you've been on a flight lately and all the lollies are blackcurrant flavoured and it says something about black and you'll find out why, I know they want us to talk about it. But if you've been on a flight lately and all the lollies are blackcurrant flavoured and it says something about black and you'll find out why, I know they want us to talk about it. This was the very idea of making all of the lollies blackcurrant lollies.

Somebody do it with the all blacks. Oh, no, I haven't flown for a while. Yuck flavour. Well, we're flying tomorrow, aren't we? Yes, you'll see. I normally say no to the lolly. I always say no to the lollies. But you shove the basket in your face like you're

in Catholic church and they want your money. And number one on the list of the top six items that simply must be part of the new Air New Zealand uniform. Those bright camo ridgeline polar fleeces. Oh, yeah, they're great. My sister's kids have got them. Really? Right. Yeah, very much the rural New Zealand uniform.

Team that up with a mullet. Oh, yeah. Some rugby shorts. Yep. And some red bands. And you got with a mullet. Oh, yeah. Some rugby shorts. Yep. And some red bands. And you got yourself what I would describe as a little bastard. Caden. Caden, you little bastard.

That is today's top six. Queenstown's getting some new grit and snow plows. These are the trucks that go up over the Crown Range to clear the road and put a bit of grit down so you can drive over it too. Isn't the snow plow what bloody ran over Jeremy? That was a full-blown snow plow. That was like a tract.

That's like what they have up the mountain. To groom the slopes. Yeah, grooming. Groomers. But he had one because he lived in a place that was so prone to snow

that he needed it. Yeah. Yeah. That's wild when he's describing being run over by it. Being run over by the snow plows. It's amazing he's even alive.

Yeah. Yeah. So Queensland Lake District Council have purchased two new grit trucks, a plow truck and a CMAMA truck What's a CMA truck? A CMA truck, that's probably where the grit goes Yeah, crunchy mulch

Agri-Irkana Irkana A stands for aggregate Crunchy malt aggregate We've figured it out You don't even need to Google Are they going to need to be using these this weekend When we're on our way to Wanaka for this wedding? They better not be because we're in a mini van

and I don't believe it's a four-wheel drive. Do you know we've hired a Gloria Vale people mover? Yeah, I know. It's going to be cute as hell. For the wedding. We're going to look like a family of brethren. Yeah, it's a little embarrassing but that's alright. No, it's great. I'm excited. Yeah. I can't find what CMA means. No, I'm looking too.

It's driving me crazy. Okay. All the stories are just about, if somebody's listening, could you message in and let us know? You let us know. What does CMA stand for? Maybe you work in the CMA industry. They are looking for names for these trucks. So, I mean, when did Boaty McBoatface happen? Oh, yeah.

I want to say 2016. Was Boaty McBoatface the first? It was the David Attenborough ship, wasn't it, that they were trying to name? 2017 it was launched, so that means the naming competition was probably 2016. Right. And that kind of started every naming competition

had to have a McFace. Yeah, Mikey McMikeface to name our microphones. Because Bodie McBoatface actually won, didn't it? Yes. By the end of the poll on the 16th of April 2016, Bodie McBoatface had 33% of the total vote. Yeah. Yeah.

And then they were just like, don't be so strong. And then people have taken the joke too far. You've got to stop it now. We must. We must. So apparently it was an homage to Hootie McOwlface, which was an owl that was named by people through a Dr. Bird program in 2012 that was popular on the internet.

Okay, so Boaty McBoatface didn't even start it. So Hootie McOwlface, which is a great name for an owl. It's a great name for an owl. They're all about the face as well, the owls. Yeah, big faces. So they're doing a naming competition or they're just after names? They're after names. Grittney Spears. names. Britney Spears.

Britney Spears. Because that spreads grit. I like that. And Spritty Mercury. Oh, I like Spritty Mercury. There's another one. Just done. Go with those two.

Those are brilliant. Those are only the two. Ploward Stern. Ploward Stern works. Yeah. Because of Howard Stern. But maybe there's another Howard that. Sir Ploward Morrison.

Yes. Because there's done. But maybe there's another Howard that... Sir Ploward Morrison. Yes! Because of the New Zealand tie there. That's great. That works. Done. And we don't know what a CMA truck is. The jury is still out on what a CMA truck is, so... Concrete mulch aggregate.

CMA is a non-corrosive and is biodegradable. CMA is acetate-based. It has a unique performance characteristic. It'll be just the trunk that they put all the shit in. It reduces ice formation and snow bonding to the road, so they put it on beforehand. Oh, okay, right. So something goes on before the snow to avoid the snow.

Wow. Well, I just hope our breather and people move and get over the crown range. I can comment on the story. I'm going to say Sir Ploward Morrison. Yeah, that's a good one from you. Sir Ploward Morrison. Yeah, that's a good one from you. Sir Ploward Morrison.

Well, I mean, you said Ploward's turn. I just adopted that. So it's really Hayley's idea. No, no, it's not at all. I planted the seed and you... Well, it was a team effort.

Reaped the reward. I laughed. So can I say my name? Sir Ploward. No, you're not part of it. I don't think you did anything actually.

Yeah, you were very passive in this. Nicotine's an interesting thing, because I always thought smoking, the part of smoking that was really bad for you was all the other stuff. And the fact that it was being delivered to you in smoke form.

It was always like rocket fuel. That's what you could say. There's 10,000 chemicals in this durry. Yeah. I mean, it's not great. The smoke is definitely not good for you. Yeah, and that's why I thought the deliverable aspect of the smoke, smoking your lungs isn't great.

Well, no. They're famously terrible if you're in a house fire. Is nicotine bad for you? So that's what I wanted to know about nicotine itself. As nicotine enters the body, it causes a surge of endorphins. So far, so good. Delightful. Which are the chemicals that help relieve stress and pain and improve mood.

The body quickly absorbs the nicotine into the bloodstream so it can reach the brain and then the reward is short lived. And we want it more and we get addicted. That's how we get addicted. It also increases levels of dopamine and neurotransmitter and part of the brain's reward system creates feeling of pleasure and reward. So then

you've been like, I don't feel stressed and now I've had a little hit. I feel rewarded. So what's the addiction part? The side effects of nicotine is headaches, changes in blood flow, sleep disturbances, dizziness, all the bad stuff,

increased blood pressure, increased risk of blood clotting. And that's not necessarily delivery through cigarettes. This is also other ways. Right. So that's why you've got to slowly wean yourself off. Well, big news, Australia are clamping down on vapes. And it's got kind of everybody in New Zealand kind of like,

oh, okay, is this happening here next? And it's the first time I've heard the term recreational vape thrown around. As I would have believed, all vaping was of a recreational. There's no medicinal vaping. Yeah, same. Unless you were using the vaporizing system to take on marijuana. Marijuana, yeah. Hashish oil as a painkiller, because then that is medical.

Yeah. But all other vapes would be recreational. But there are, like, prescription vapes for people who need to slowly wean themselves off smoking. So they go from smoking to a lower and lower amount of nicotine to eventually get off it. Now, as a non-smoker or a non-vapor, it just seems like the Wild West out there at the moment. Oh, I know.

We used to think smoking was good for us, you know, back in the bloody 40s and 50s and stuff. Because it was stress relieving. Yeah. And like the Great Depression and straight after a horrendous war people would smoke to relieve the stress and the PTSD and all the things that were involved, the financial hardships

and people were like, you feel better after a cigarette. But then it came to the lungs and the coughing and the emphysema and the cancers. So what are Australia doing exactly? Just saying. They are aiming to ban all disposable vapes. The one-off, your little stickies.

I kind of think it's good because you see those everywhere on the ground. Yeah, they're the new Nangs. They're the new Nangs. They're the new Nangs. Yeah. The little silver creamer canisters that you might be thinking, man, someone around here is whooping a lot of cream. Well, yeah, but don't.

I'll use those for whipped cream. Oh, yeah, you're always whipping. This guy loves a bit of whipped cream. A Lamington, because I love a Lamington. Loves a Lamington, he loves a Pavlova. You've got to do real cream, not that fake stuff. Yeah, you've got to whip it. You've got to whip yourself, not whip cream.

Can't use a beater, though. You've got to use those little nangs. Yeah, I do feel like a bit of a criminal when I have to go to the dairy and ask for nangs. For your whipped cream. A box of 50 nangs. A box of 50. And also, the cream I'm whipping is for a party.

So have you got any balloons? Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's it? It's a birthday. It's a birthday. So they want to ban the import of non-prescription vapes and limit nicotine levels available in vapes, aiming for the sale of vapes to be confined

to only helping smokers quit smoking. The lesser of two evils. Because I didn't know, but there's different levels of nicotine in the vape. Correct. Yeah, you can go super, super low. Aaron vapes and he's on the lowest amount. But would that just mean you would vape more?

Yeah, I mean, but the thing with the vapes, they're so convenient now. Like, you just sort of toot on them all day long, a lot of people. Yes. Now, what was the stat about? Because this stat blew my mind about the year 10s. How old are year 10s?

Year 10s, 14-year-olds. Second year of high school, traditionally. So there are more year, now is this, correct me if I'm wrong, there are more year 10s vaping than there are adults vaping. In Australia. Percentage wise, yes.

22% of all Australians aged 18 to 24 used a cigarette or a vaping device at least once and it was higher for high school kids who had tried it, had a little tooth. That's pretty crazy. Because you do see, when I was at Rainbow's Inn, there were a couple of little vaping tweens.

Yeah. Well, you hear about kids vaping. I remember having a cigarette in the bush before going to Queen Margaret College when I was 14 with the goths. They were the high school goths and I wanted them so badly to let me into the goth circle. And they were going for a cigarette under the bridge on the walk to school.

And I was like, oh yeah, I'm absolutely gagging for one. And I went and had a little puffy puffy. And then coffee coffee. A little coffee coffee. Did you take a mouthwash for afterwards? No, I think I came in and I wanted people to know that I've been through a cigarette. What about the teachers? You wanted the teachers to know

you'd smoked a cigarette? Yeah, man. Authority meant nothing to me, bro. You're a bad girl. You're a bad girl. You're not a girl. It never appealed to me, eh? I've always like, ugh. It's just a real, yeah, I don't know. It's the scene thing, isn't it? Depends on what scene you're in. But they're so accessible

now, the vapes. Oh, they literally, there's a vape store, more than alcohol stores. And you can't smell it. It's like, you can just get away with it. Dairies renamed themselves like, they used to be called the, I don't know, name a random place in New Zealand. I don't want to throw anybody under the bus. Matakana. Matakana

Dairy. Creamery and ice creams. And now it's the Matakana Vape Shop. I know, you've always got a vape shop. Because they had to put vape in the name to get around. Oh, okay, right. It's wild, isn't it? Yeah, it's crazy, man. Ashley Madison, is that a website that we have in New Zealand?

It's a website that sort of facilitates affairs. Yeah, we've talked about it before. Yeah, you sign up if you want to chase. Have a little extra marital thing. Do you know what they call it? Extra dyadic romantic experiences. What does dyadic mean? Infidelity and affairs.

That just makes it sound like it's scientific so you can get away with it. I was doing a science experiment. Are you cheating on me? No, I'm having an extra dyadic romantic experience. A relational function having an arity of two and logic. So it's outside of your two. Yeah, yeah, right. Well, they conducted a study looking at cheating,

because that's what they facilitate, and why people do it and sort of how they feel afterwards. And it was really, really surprising. This is mostly men. Found that one of the biggest findings was that quality of the relationship that they're in, their main relationship, say their wife or their

partner, the quality of that had little impact on why they chose to cheat. So people weren't cheating because their current relationship was suffering or really bad or that they loved that person less. In fact they did heaps like questions and surveys with them and they were like, a lot of the people using Ashley Madison reported a very high level of love for their partner.

Which is wild, right? It's so wild because you're like, what are you looking for? If it's not an open, it's different. We're talking different to like an open relationship. They are actually cheating. Yeah, where you say like, oh, I would, you know, I'd like to go and explore something. This is like behind the back infidelity.

But they're not out of love with their partner. Yeah. They're not unhappy. And they say that people who commit infidelity, it doesn't impact the quality of the relationship, their primary relationship over time either. And that most people who engaged in a little extra, extra. Until their partner found out about it.

Exactly. And immediately degraded the quality of their relationship. Yeah. And people who did that, I forgot what I was going to say. It's gone. You're okay. Is it because men, do you think men. Oh, they have got very little remorse.

Yeah, right. But men can do that and then be like, well, that's done now. It's, and then go- Like you can separate it. Yeah. It doesn't actually impact how I feel about you. There's no emotion in the cheating. Yeah.

So they're just like, I mean, I'm not making up excuses for them. No, of course not. It sounds like I am. Sounds like you're delivering the speech for the second time. So even though infidelity is... It meant nothing to me, baby. Even though infidelity is the leading cause of divorces, in spite of that...

I thought it was Playstations. That's second. That's a close second. Estimates say that around one in five married people will cheat on their partners Wow And that rises to one in three In young adults

In dating relationships Young adults in dating relationships Yeah so you do your boyfriend Not your husband That's one third That's a lot That's a lot eh A fifth of married people

Are just having a little A little on the side I couldn't be bothered I'd just ask. What do you mean? I'd just say to Aaron, like, I like this person. And do you think he'd be like, sure, go for it? I think he'd rather that than me being on some grungy website having an extramarital affair and keep hiding it.

But what if he said, I like this person too, so while you're there, I'll... I'd be like, why? What am I... Finger there, that's there I What have I done? What have I done? I'm lucky to have you here this morning Thank you, I could have died last night

We had the New Zealand premiere Guardians of the Galaxy and so I was like, well I'll just quickly eat before I go. Mints. You got some mints in the fridge. Always mints in the fridge. No, last night I just had a chicken stir fry. It was real quick.

It was easy. Was it? I was like, I can make this quick. A bit gluggy? Did you make it in a wok or just a fry? Yeah, no, I had a wok. Obviously a wok. Did you have some pouch goop?

Yeah, pouch goop. What pouch goop did you get for? Pouch goop. I did a lemon chicken last night. Yeah, pouch goop. What pouch goop did you get for us? Pouch goop. I did a lemon chicken last night. Yeah, beautiful. And it was divine. So you've got chicken. Yep.

No additional lemon. The lemon is taken care of by the goop. The lemon is taken care of by the goop. Oh, very much so. Took me through your vegetables. Just frozen because I was in a rush. What kind of frozen vegetables? A mix.

A frozen stir-fried mix. A mixed Chinese. Carrots. A mixed Chinese. Oh, God. I thought you meant like peas, carrot, corn. I was like, that is how embarrassing. No, no, no.

Do you want to borrow some money? No. Wait, so. No, it was one of those like. Broccoli. It was like a stir-fry frozen vegetable pack. Like a bean, a mini corn. Broccoli.

There was some bean. Mini corn? There was some capsicum. I've had a mini corn for y'all. Carrots. Yep, capsicum. Yep, that's what I said. What else?

Mushroom I've added some mushrooms Oh I don't like mushrooms You added mushrooms Yeah I added mushrooms Anyway And then I'm like In a rush

So I'm like Well I've got A couple of those Microwave rices You know those little Pottles Really great for the environment Yeah

Really good Every time you're getting Less than one cup of rice You are using A horrendous amount of Probably non-recyclable plastic. To be in my defence, I don't normally buy those.

I'm an Uncle Ben's bag, but that's too much for one man. I normally buy a bag and just use half. I know. Why do I need that much rice? What do you do with the half that you don't use? I just put it back in the fridge and use it the next time.

I was like, even better for the environment. But anyway, so I put a minute 20, I think these can't, because I don't know because I don't have the packet. So I'm like a minute 20 on the environment. But anyway, so I put minute 20, I think these cut. Because I don't know because I don't have the packet. So I'm like a minute 20 on the microwave. Yeah, they're usually 90. Yeah, 90 seconds. 90 seconds.

But I've got my microwave. He likes his rice slightly underdone. No, my microwave's a 1200 watt. Oh, he's got a big, powerful microwave. I've got a powerful microwave. He's got a throbbing microwave. Sorry. I'm sorry to flex Sorry I'm sorry to flex

I'm sorry to flex That my Panasonic microwave Is a little bit stronger Than the average microwave You're really shaming my 900 watt Yeah I know He's only got a

Mine's 900 He's got a 9 I've got a 1200 Anyway so I normally find it's a bit Anyway So I like Press play on the microwave Press play on the microwave?

Press go? I think you mean go Or start Same thing No one presses play on the microwave It's in a 1990s V mean go. Go or start. No one presses play on the microwave. I call it pressing play. It's in a 1990s VCR. You do pause and record at the same time. It's exactly from one microwave to another

microwave. I'm steering the walk because, you know, it's all go in the kitchen. And it sounds all go in the kitchen. So many things are there. One pot and one microwave. Boy, this kitchen's chef! Yes, chef! The microwave's like beep, beep, beep. It's finished. I turn around and the rice container is sitting in front of the microwave and I just press play on the microwave with nothing in it.

Nothing in it. What happens? And I was just like, ooh. Can you microwave? I pressed open the door and it came open and just like this waft of steam came out. Superheated air came out. Superheated air came out and I was just like. Running a microwave while it's empty may cause damage to the unit.

Oh, not the 1200 watt. You're going to take that down to a 900. Not the 1200 watt penny. I don't think we call the Panasonic's pennies. I don't think that's a nickname. But I was like, have you ever done that? Like that's a real moment. I was just like, what?

I just microwaved nothing. Oh, according to... If you only run your empty microwave for a short amount of time, fewer than five minutes, you may be fine. No big deal. If you run it for a longer amount of time, it will overheat, maybe burn, and then shut itself off. How did you forget the rice?

Dunno. Just got too excited with the timer, I think. You heard what a crazy all-go. You heard how crazy my kitchen was all-go. They were waiting for entrees. You've got to put the goo pouch in at the perfect moment. This guy's had a big afternoon of doing nothing with no responsibilities. The guy that's really got to get out of here

because he's got dinner in eight hours had had a big afternoon of nothing. Just because I don't have kids that are so annoying that they need you all the time to look after them doesn't mean I'm not busy. Doing what? Just swimming. I did do some swimming yesterday. And the gym, yep.

Very busy day. Swimming and gym, yeah. Very busy. And then I had to get home and make the goo pouch. Seriously, very stressful and takes a long, long time. So we finish a gym, yeah. Very busy. And then I had to get home and make the goo pouch. Super. Obviously, very stressful and takes a long, long time. So we finished work at 9am. You've got to go to the gym and get ready for dinner.

I've got to get out of here. I've only got nine hours till I need it. Oh no, nine hours till bedtime because this guy eats at like 4.30 in the afternoon. Yeah, it was about four o'clock. You guys are brushing over the fact that I could have died yesterday in a microwave explosion incident. Oh, we're grateful you didn't. No doubt. Thank you. Thank you. I mean, at least you would have had lots of

time to recover because you do nothing. Has he ever been injured? Is he getting enough bed rest? Oh, he had literally zero obligations. He needs less. Play. ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley. Now, yesterday, because, you know, we've just spoken about how busy my days are.

Oh my God, packed. Jam-packed. I want to ask a question now to people listening. Is there a store that gets you good every time? Like, you go in for one thing or one or two things, and then you come out and you've spent way too much money and... What got you? The chemist's warehouse. Oh, yes.

Hell, yeah. Go in for some bloody zinc. Yeah, you go in for like some Centrum, some multivitamins, and you walk out with a basket full of stuff. Yeah. There's a mouthwash because that's on special. Oh, God, yeah. And then there's other.

There's just everything. Always something kind of creative and weird, like, you know, like a sort of head massager that you're like, sure, that looks good. I'll give that a go. I always leave with like clips. Have you ever seen me wear a clip? No. I'm a scrunchie girl.

No, I've never seen you wear a clip. This is what I wanted to ask because there's always those stores that get you good. Mine's like a Japan mart or a Daiso, you know, and that's always like you go in for like, I need a little notepad or something. And then you're like, I've left with like some weird appliance. You know why? It's because the Japanese are so organised.

They're so organised and they always have something for everything. So if there's a problem like, oh my God, are your poached eggs too watery? Here's a poached egg drainer. And you're like, well, I have to have that. I didn't know I needed that. Makes perfect sense though. We only have a pencil.

Those stores are good for like travel stuff. So good. Like little travel signs, bottles and packing dividers. I mean, I'll often go into Mochi for a t-shirt and leave with a thousand dollars worth of dresses and stuff. Mine's slightly more niche. Yeah. I don't know if many people have heard of the supermarket. Oh, really?

Okay. What makes this market so super? Well, it's got everything, you see. Food. Oh. That's just got food. Yeah, food. That's just got food.

That's why supermarkets put the bread and the milk at the very far corner. Yeah. You've got to go through it. You have to walk past everything. Yeah. And I think every time it's weird. Do you hear certain people's voices in your head when you see certain products? Like what, for example?

I hear a girl I went to high school with in my head every time I walk past the toothbrushes being like, you should change your toothbrush with the seasons. She was rich. Oh. Well, that's what rich people do. Yeah, you just go until the bristles are sideways. I'm like, when did I last get my toothbrush? Was it summer?

Well, it's bloody winter. I just do it once my teeth start hitting the plastic through the end of the brush because it's so splayed. It's splayed, it's pushed right back. Yeah, I'm an aggressive toothbrusher. But then I'll be like, I need a toothbrush. It's shocking. I can't go to a supermarket shop.

I can't be trusted. Okay, I can't be trusted. You'd be terrible because my brother-in-law just texted and sang Mitre 10 all the way. Oh, Mitre 10. I mean, that't be trusted. You'd be terrible because my brother-in-law just texted in saying Mitre 10 always. Oh, Mitre 10. I mean, that's a given. Go in for a bloody... They've literally got bags

at my Mitre 10 that said I only came for nails but they're like, that's a really big bag. Ending with a drop sore and you're like, what the hell is this? Well, this is what I want

to ask people listening now. What is the store that gets you real good? You go in for one item and you leave with heaps of stuff because it's so good. Like the dairy. People love stationary stores. Yeah, go in for one item and you leave with heaps of stuff. Because it's so good. Like the dairy.

People love stationary stores. Yeah, go in for a bloody water and you're like, I'll get a protein bar. A few lollies. A couple of lollies. Maybe a flavoured milk of kinds. 0800 dials at MSN number. Give us a call now. Text in 9696.

What store gets you good? You go in for one item and then you come out with loads. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Want to know what stores get you good? You go in for one item and then you come out with loads. Play, ZM's, Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Want to know what stores get you good? You go in for one thing and you come out with a bunch because you just can't help yourself. Lydia, what store? For me, it's Kmart.

You go in to buy one thing and then there is like, oh, this looks nice in my house. Yeah, hell yes. And you're like, it's only $2. I go in for like those three packs of socks that are like $5 or something. You end up having to use Afterpay for everything.

Because you've got a massive trolley load of stuff. How much is this? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. We shouldn't be. Impulse shopping and Afterpaying it. Lydia, thanks for your call. Some messages in.

The stores you go into for one thing, but they get you good. Somebody said hunting and fishing. Oh, yeah. Went in to buy a $20 box of ammunition and came out with a new rifle. Jeepers. That'll happen.

That'll happen. No, no. Ammunition's a fat load of good without a rifle. Well, yeah, exactly. Probably both. Kmart. Lots of Kmart, yeah. Ammunition's a fat load of good without a rifle. Well, yeah, exactly. Probably both. Kmart. Lots of Kmart, yeah. Deadliest store.

I go in to get a jumper and some shoes for the kids. $600 later, it's lethal. $600? They know what they're doing. You've bought, like, a workout machine, a new bedding. You've got to redesign your whole kitchen. Yep. Keeping it coming through.

You're talking about the stores you go into for one thing, but they get you good. And you just leave with arms full of stuff. Briscoes has got to be another one. Yeah. You know what I mean? You're like, I need a fresh set of steamers, and then suddenly...

The cutlery's half price. Yeah, the cutlery's half price. Oh, well, maybe I'll get some new utensils. I need new towels and also a vacuum cleaner. Belinda, what store gets you good? Mine's more of a service that the nail salon. I like go in for a basic beige colour and I walk out with a treatment that I didn't need.

Yes, and like a pomade that I didn't ask for and then like they tell me. Yeah, they get you good. You've got to have sold your silly goose. Yeah, and then you've got like glitter nail art on that's like tacky and doesn't go with anything in your wardrobe. You're like, how did this happen? It happened to me.

Yeah, and all of a sudden my $40 nail appointment's $520 and I don't like them. Yeah, and I have to go to another salon to get them removed and done again. But every time this happens, you've just got to be strong. It's a trap. It's a trap. I know, but I feel guilty.

I'm like, oh, yes, they're really brittle. Yeah, yeah, put that on. That sounds good. Well, they see you coming. Belinda, thanks for your call. Addie, what store gets you good? The Kmart for me. Again, so many Kmarts.

Many reports. Is there a particular area that absolutely juices the bank account? The container area. Organising is just my thing. Yes, it's like how you say you love Japan, Ma. Like, it's the organisation. Organising, yeah. It's sexy, eh?

But how many trays? How much organising stuff do you need? Surely after a couple of trips, you're taken care of. Got to do the bathrooms and the bedrooms. Yeah, because you think you're done, and then you're like, well, I haven't organised. There's so much left to organise. Addie, thanks.

You call a couple of messages to finish. Posty Plus. Oh, okay. Someone said you go in. Yeah. You go in for one thing. Yeah. You never walk out with one thing.

Nah, they get you. Posty Plus, okay. Many, many Kmart stores. Many, many reports of Mitre 10. Someone said my partner went into Mitre 10. She said she was just going to be a minute. An hour later and after the dog had shat in the car. I see her trundling out a huge trolley full of plants.

Oh, yeah, the plant shop. Yeah. Going in for a fertilizer. And just so many people say in the supermarket. And they know, they know, They've spent decades perfecting the maze you have to get through to get the essentials. Yeah. We need to put our blinkers on. And we need to only spend what we need to spend. Oh, listen to how the sound has changed when I put my hands up beside my face.

That's quite cool. It's like we're in a tunnel. A little bit tunneling. It's like we're in a tunnel. Hey, guys. Welcome to our bunker. You guys are also blocking your noses. You don't need to do that.

You just need to put your hands around your mouth. Why are you blocking your noses? Because we't need to do that. You just need to put your hands around your mouth. Why are you blocking your noses? His new album is out soon, the 19th of May. He plays Auckland's Spark Arena the 18th of July. The next day at Wellington's TSB Arena, the 19th of July. And here he is. Lewis, good morning. Hello, good morning, good afternoon and good night.

How are you, darling? I, you know, just passing, getting by. Yeah, I was like, that's a really big question in general. It is, it is. We're an open, honest workplace here and we can share our feelings. We can do a little session if you want or. Well, I'll open up to you guys. I'll spread my butt apart. Who knows? Spread your butt apart?

We got straight in there, didn't we? That's the problem. We're going to need a proctologist. If that's what's got them worried. Got them on edge today. How are you? Good. Yeah, I'm good. I'm good. I'm fine. Don't need a proctologist or a session or anything. Absolutely creaming along. Creaming along.

I'll say, creaming along. I don't know about that. Where I've had a cup of coffee, and that makes me quite jittery, Lewis. I'm the same. I get quite anxious after a cup of coffee. Me too. So why did you drink it, Hayley? Well, I know, because I actually said to these guys,

I actually did a whoopsie-doodle-dandy and forgot my anxiety medication for three days, and I wasn't allowed a coffee, and then I ordered a coffee, and I've had that, and now I'm actually pounding off the walls. What do you have? You don't have to tell me this. I'm an anti-anxiety medication taker myself. What are you hitting up these days? Let's get into it. Oh, mine's just a classic little citalopram. I don't know what the key ingredient is of that. You know, it's just a little. I'm a sertraline boy myself. Zoloft, I believe the Americans call it.

Yeah, beautiful. Yeah, I'm actually weaning off them just now. I'm going to go to Turkey because of the brains apps. Yeah, it was a mistake, Lois. I've made a terrible mistake. You've joined us on Dr. Hayley and Lucy's discussion of what antipsychotic medications, I believe they're called. I don't know that for sure.

I know, I know. But good stuff. Well't know that for sure. I know, I know. But good stuff. Well, keep on taking them. Well, do you know what? This is one of the things I love about you is how often you talk about it. I'm pretty similar myself. Nothing to be embarrassed about being medicated for things that absolutely can crush your life. I mean, you're very honest about that. Is that a conscious thing for you that you share that or are you a bit like me

and you share everything? I share everything, I think. But for me, I really had to get ahead of it because especially the Sertrain thing because it made me, and I don't know if you're allowed to talk about this in the morning, this early in the morning on the radio, but I was struggling to achieve climax, I'll say,

and it never came down. So I, to the female population out there to let them know if I happen across you and something happens it's not your fault it's all me I didn't know that was a possible side effect

so many mental health medications antidepressants, antipsychotics anti-anxiety, anything total killers of the mood. They are. They're mood hoovers. Wow. Have you noticed, Lewis, like since,

because I watched your documentary, which was amazing. I just loved it. And it was very raw and open as well as being, you know, about your incredible music, which we will talk about. We have a very deep sort of Dr. Phil. Have you noticed like a response from that in terms of your openness about your mental health struggles? Yeah, I think so.

People have been coming up to me and being very kind and very nice. There are some people who are coming up to me and being like, oh, like what advice do you have for someone who's going through

some mental health problems? And I'm like, I am the last person you should be asking at the moment. I now not only have panic attacks on the regular, I now can't get a stiffy to save

my life. Don't ask me for advice on that one but it's been lovely. People have really there's been this sort of openness with people and I was pissed about it at first because I didn't really, when I set well I say when I set out to make a documentary

when the documentary was presented to me as an idea, we were supposed to be going on this big tour and playing these amazing, massive shows and living a really cool life. And then it sort of became, obviously COVID happened. There was this pandemic. Anyone tuning in who's three years old, there was a pandemic that happened.

Yeah, yeah, no, it was, it became quite, it became a lot more about me, my life, my family than I was expecting it to. I was kind of expecting it to be a sort of, like, pat on the back, my life's amazing sort of thing. But I'm happy with it. I'm really happy people now feel that... And I guess it gives people this sort of understanding

of where I'm coming from. Like, if I... Not that I've ever done this, but, like, if I was to cancel a show, just in case the insurance people i won't do that i won't do that if i was to cancel a show because i was like having panic attacks or whatever i feel like people would kind of be like a lot more understanding so it's like this because of the documentary because of they've really seen it firsthand so um because you did you did say at some point you know like the the pressure of fame was almost so overwhelming that you were like, I can't do music.

Like, I don't think I'm going to be able to tour or make new music. But luckily, there is new music and you're coming to visit us. I'm going to happen across the country of New Zealand. Wow. I've got a boyfriend, but I mean, you can happen across some of my friends. I can hook you up. I just mean the country itself. I'm not going to be an individual, but I'm going to leave a can hook you up. I just mean the country itself. There won't be any individual, but

I'm going to leave a mark on you all. That's what I was hoping. No, I'm excited. It's going to be great. It's been four years? No. Do you know what? New Zealand was one of the last places I did a show, because I was in January 2020. Three years, actually, since I've been there, but I'm excited. The shows were

incredible. Lewis wasn't our patient. Zero was, eh? He might have. Kofta. I don't think so. Not for... So let's talk about the new album because it's out in a couple of weeks. Was it last week you had... Did you have Chad Kroger from Nickelback on stage?

Are there any duets? Any collabs in the new album? Oh, no, nothing. No one wanted to. But now that I am, I don't know, maybe next time. But just to go back to the Chad Kroger thing, mental, right? Do you know what the best thing about him was as well?

He came on and was like, Andrew was standing, and we were like, we'll do Rockstar. We'll do a version of Chorus of Rockstar. And then he got up there, and I don't know if he had a few beers or whatever, but he was like, as soon as he got up there, hadn't rehearsed this, he was like, let's do another one! And I was like, mental, but like... He loved it! He loved being

back in front of the screaming crowd! He was so up for it. He was such a legend. But no, the album does not have any new, any collabs or anything of that nature. You and Chad and Lizzo should do like a little trio song because Lizzo is also a big Chad Kruger fan, as we all are.

Oh, unbelievable. And yeah, I would love it. She can do everything and me and Chad will stand side of the stage and just play the guitars. Yeah, you'll do the doo-wop do-woody-doos. We'll do the thick 30. We'll just do like... Do the backup.

Do the Lizzo backup. I would love to hear you and Chad saying thick 30. Yeah. We'll just be, we'll be providing support for Lizzo to shine. You're also touring with Noah Cyrus who we also love, coming to Spark Arena in Auckland in July 18.

Have you been a fan of her music? You could do a little collab together if you could be sharing the same stage. I'd imagine we will. Well, I hope so. That's me being so presumptuous that she would want to. Yeah, I'm a huge fan of Noah's. I think she's incredible.

It was one of these things where the opportunity came up to ask her. Because that's the thing with touring. You get like, okay, you're allowed to ask this person. Do you know what I mean? It's like a weird reaching out to someone random. It's like through agents and stuff like that. It was very thingy.

But yeah, no, I'm a huge fan and I can't wait to have her come on. Listen, also, she really helped us shift a few tickets as well. So Noah, thanks. I really doubt that you struggle to sell tickets. Everyone loves you. Do you request anything in your dressing room? Do we need to have anything

there backstage for you? Oh yeah. We don't have anything backstage because there's catering and I've got a problem with indulging. Yep, we all have a problem to have. Yes, we're all familiar with indulgence.

Well, coming to Auckland and Wellington, the 18th and 19th of July. The album is out in a couple of weeks on May 19. Lewis Capaldi, thank you so much. We'll see you in July. Thank you, guys. Speaking of Honest and Open, I've been rehearsing my stand-up comedy show,

which opens Tuesday next week. Didn't I just get up there and just tell us a bunch of different stories every night? Yeah, I know, I know. It's all off the cuff. It's all off the cuff. I've just been practising walking on, you know, the kind of mic technique I want to use.

Stopping for a brief drink of water. Oh, water breaks and that kind of stuff. Are you going to be sitting on a stool? God, no, I wouldn't have the audacity. I did a stand-up comedy gig last week and everyone was standing up and then the last guy headlined who's a big UK comedian.

Marcus, is he Mick Bird or Mick? Marcus. Wigglebott Bird or Mick? Marcus. Wigglebottom. Bird. Marcus. Birdman. Marcus Birdman. The eighth.

Yeah. Excuse me. He sat on a stool and I was like, wow, that's brave. Is that a big thing in comedy? Oh, it's just so like comfortable. Oh, right. Yeah. You know, it's so like you're on my time.

Anyway, so I've been hiring this space in the middle of town, which is kind of connected to a theatre, but it's very like isolated. It used to be this dingy thing, but they've done it up and they hire it out for cheap. Wait, so you are in this room all by yourself telling jokes? Yeah, well, I've had like some people come in and whatnot, but yesterday I was on my own. We haven't been invited, have we?

Well, I don't want to spoil it for you. I quite like jokes. Yeah. Well, I'm happy to give you a private performance. Don't want one now. No, I want to wait for the crowd. Be your private dancer. Feels like it's a pity invite now.

Yeah, it does. All right, well, screw you. Anyway, so I was rehearsing yesterday, and in this place, because yesterday was so muggy, I was like profoundly sweaty, and I was wearing, what pants was I wearing? I was wearing a pair of pants that, let's be honest, fit last year. I don't know why I put them on yesterday,

but as soon as I got to the place, I was like, oof, and I unbuttoned and unzipped them and I was like, great. Typing away at my laptop and I was up doing little things and I could not get the air con going. And this place is like a little windowless building. There's like some windows along the end, but you're up really high. So I was like, I'll just whip my pants off. What are the rules of this performance space?

You could be practicing for something completely different, some pants-less performance, some sort of interpretive dance. Yeah, dance for an artist. You're totally. This isn't a compulsory pants area. And I've hired it. I've got the code for it. So no one's going to come in.

There's no one. It's not like you literally have to go up a stairwell and put in a code in the door and then you're immediately come in. There's no, it's not like, you literally have to go up a stairwell and put in a code in the door and then you're immediately in it. What's the code? Three, oh, do you have a pen and paper? I can remember it. It's 3333.

Cool. No, it's not. Anyway, so I whipped my pants off and I felt so much better. So here I was in a room alone in my top. Talking to yourself. Talking to myself. I've got a microphone plugged into a PA system because you've got to practice the microphone.

When you say you're joking, no one laughs. What are you just like, imagine people are laughing. I'm imagining rapturous laughter. Okay. I am anticipating just side splitting. I mean, the show's going to double in length when we add in the laughs. I don't know what to do about it. So I'll be like, guys, guys, we've got to get through the content.

Please, please, please. You know, I whip my pants off and I felt so much cooler, like better shoes off, pants off. It's my happy place. And then I was like, you know when something sort of passes your periphery and you're like, huh. Ghosts. Sometimes ghosts.

You know my stance on that. But it wasn't. And I sort of looked over to the side and I could see this like the top of a head like passing this window. And I'm up like two stories. But then I forget that the theatre next to it, Kew Theatre, has stairways up to the back. And if you were walking up, you could see into this thing. And I was like, oh, I wonder if sort of like moving head had seen me and I was like surely not and then like I sort of like

leant forward as they passed a window break and then they got to the next window break and we connected eyes and I was like hello sir so what they did see this this lady in a dark room literally staring at a mirror because I had a mirror in front of me so I could

see yeah just talking around just in my undies and like the biggest undies you could ever imagine I love my On her own. Literally staring at a mirror, because I had a mirror in front of me so I could see. Yeah, just talking around. It was just in my undies. And like the biggest undies you could ever imagine. I love my big undies. Yeah. See, there's nothing sexy about it. There was nothing sexy about it. It was called Hayley Sproul in granny panties.

In granny panties. Yeah, it stars in granny panties. So this poor guy. How did you know who this person was? No, no, no. He didn't. He wasn't part of the theatre community that I know. He's just sort of a youngish dude.

Fellow. Yeah. Who would have seen me in me granny panties doing comedy to no one. Any youngish dudes see you in your knickers yesterday, Fletch? No. I was just. No one? Not at the gym or anything?

No. No one saw me. Any young dudes see you in your undies? No one saw me. I was reminded that one in your undies? No one saw me. I was reminded that one of Indy's friends was over because I had a shower. It was so muggy. It was insanely muggy.

Before going to the Guardians of the Galaxy and I was like, where are my pants? And I walked out saying that and Shado's like, Indy has a friend here! And that was lucky because that would have been Dad in his undies walking down the hallway. Yeah, that's not a shame. Play Zed-N's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley.

Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Today's fact of the day, again, about plurals. Okay, why are you on this plural? I'm on a plural buzz. No, I saw this and I thought people often like it. Oh, who was that? That was me. Well, don't check it.

It was, um, no, it's fine. It was about plurals because yesterday we learned many are correct. When you pluralise an animal that ends with S, it can be an octopi, it can be an octopedes. Yeah, it can be a lot. It depends what language it originated and if it went through Latin. And in English, you're just like, ta-da-da-da. This better be a sexy fact of the day about plurals to have two in a row. Yeah, I'm wanting sexy.

Yeah. What is the plural of fish? Fishers. Fishies. Fishies. Yeah. What is the plural of fish? Fishes. Fishes. Fishes. Yeah. Fishes. The correct plural of fish is fish.

If you were talking about... Oh, no, there's plenty of fish in the sea. There's plenty of... It should actually be there's plenty of fishes in the sea. Really? Because the plural for fish only counts if they're the same type of fish. So if you saw a whole lot of snapper, one snapper or eight snappers would be those fish there. But the minute a gurnard gets involved,

it becomes fishes because there's a plural, but it's a different type of fish. When I'm consoling a friend that's just broken up with someone and I say there's plenty of fish in the sea, I only imagine gurnard. You only imagine gurnard? Yeah. Yeah, she's a real gurnard girl.

She's a gurnard girl. She's a gurnard girl. She's a gurnard girl. But maybe that's why she keeps getting her heart broken. She's going to try some snapper. She should go for a big John Dory, a big mouth John Dory. Oh, yeah. Or a little snapper. Yeah.

Maybe she needs to go for a snapper because the gurnards are continually breaking her heart. Okay. So there are plenty more fishes in the sea. I think that would actually be correct because there are different types of heart. Okay. So there are plenty more fishes in the sea. Would actually be correct because there are different types of fish. Okay. If it's just a singular type of fish, the plural of fish is fish. But the minute different species of fish get involved, fishes become plural.

How many fish did you catch? How many fish? I caught 14 fishes. Wow. That sounds wrong. But it wouldn't be if you had caught a variety of fish. I think of a fisher as a small graze or cut. A fisher.

That's a fisher. That's a fisher. So then I thought, what if that applies to fish? Does it apply to sheep? As you would say, the sheep out there, it could be six sheep. It's not sheep. But what if it's different sorts of sheep?

No, there's only one sheep. What if there's a merino and a romney? There's a whole lot of different sorts of sheep out there. They could be six sheep. It's not sheeps. But what if it's different sorts of sheep? No, there's only one sheep. What if there's a merino and a romney and there's a whole lot of different sorts of sheep out there? They're different sheeps. Yeah, different breeds of sheep.

No, there's some that are only sheep. Some have a black face. Some are black and some of them are white. Yeah, that's a South Suffolk. Some are brown. I don't know what

the brown ones are called but South Suffolk are the white ones with the black heads. Yeah, some of them are golden retrievers. Some of them are chocolate labs. You would say, but the only correct accepted plural of sheep is sheep. Right.

But fishes is fishes. That's crazy. The minute it becomes more than one species of fish, you would say fishes. Right. And it would be a correct plural. Drop this next time you go fishing. Say, oh, we caught 14 fishes. No more plural facts of the day this week.

That's a great fact But it's a good fact But no more tomorrow No more fact-o-pities please Anybody's got any great plural facts They can point you in the direction Mix it up please I like when we get a little bit of a theme

Remember the paint run We do remember it The paint run was pretty great Three facts about paint About paint in a row They said it couldn't be done It was a stretch They said it couldn't row. They said it couldn't be done. It was a stretch. They said it couldn't be done.

It was a stretch. They said it couldn't be done. But he did it. But he did it. Today's fact of the day. They said it couldn't be done. They said it couldn't be done. But he did it.

Stop. But he did it. Don't encourage him. They said it couldn't be done. They said it couldn't be done. But he did it. What did he do? But he did it. Don't encourage him. No, they said it couldn't be done. They said it couldn't be done. But he did it. What did he do? But he did it.

Don't encourage him. No, they said it couldn't be done. We don't have time. They said it couldn't be done. But he did it. Today's fact of the day is that the minute that you pluralise fish into different species, fishes is an acceptable plural. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day.

Yesterday, I was saying, I was rehearsing my show. It opens in less than a week. If you can get tickets, go have a look, but you probably can't. Because it's so popular. It's popular or unpopular. All the space is quite small. Yeah, and it's actually got an asbestos problem, so you can't sit in that half because it's where it's flaking.

There's like, I think there's like eight seats a night. It looks like it's 180, but it's like eight. Eight are available. But I'm in that, I'm just in the grittiness of like getting a show up. And I just, it's like stressful. I'm in like high stress mode. There's a few finishing details and I hate doing that stuff. I like the big sort of part of it.

So I would sit down and work for maybe like 45 minutes and then like procrastinate and do something else like dance and take off my pants if you were listening earlier. And then at one point I was like, well I have to go. I simply have to go up to the rock shop to get a harmonica holder. The rock shop

is a fun shop to have a look around. Yeah, I love the rock shop. I don't think I mean I've always gone past it. You should pop in for a look. Any sort of musical instrument store is a fun shop to have a look around. Yeah, I love the rock shop. I don't think, I mean, I've always gone past it. No, you should pop in for a look. Any sort of musical instrument store is pretty fun

to just have a little bit of a look at. You don't play an instrument. It doesn't matter. Yeah, it doesn't matter. You can pick it up and make noise out of it. I can still appreciate them

or be like, whoa, when something's like thousands of dollars. Yeah. Whoa. Well, I went up to the rock shop.

I got a harmonica holder. Don't know how to play the harmonica, so that's... At least you don't have to hold it. At least now I don't have to hold it. Exactly, it's hands-free. And I was like, what's this for? I was like, I don't know. I was panicking.

I was stressed, panicked. I was like, I need this thing. So I beamed up, rock shop, got that. And then I saw a convenience store and I was like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what I need. Because I need like some stimulants when I'm feeling stressed. I always need like constant stimulation. Like junk food.

Yeah, yeah. So I went into the convenience store and I was like, well, I haven't had a lot of water today. So maybe I could find some kind of hydrolite sort of thing. And I left the convenience store with an almond peanut slab. Yum. A nerd's rope. Yum. Which I love,

a chuppa chup, and a iced coffee nippies. Oh yeah, okay. That's a good purchase. Yeah, and then I had to shove them into my pockets and my armpits and scoop back down to the theatre and I saw some theatre friends there and they're like, what have you got? And I was like,

oh, I've just got, and then I realised how like, what a stress purchase it was, like an absolute panic purchase to have, like, milk and nerds and chocolate and a choppa chop. And I was like, I know so many people do this. When you're under stress, you just, like, crumble and the way you eat changes. So I thought we could take some calls of, like,

what is your stress food? Similar food if you're, like, breaking up with someone or you've broken up with someone. Yeah, like, you know, like when you can't function or something so you just have cereal for three meals a day for seven days a week and you're like, well, I guess I'm made of flakes now. You know, made of cornflakes. Or maybe you're the opposite and when you're stressed

and procrastinating and really need to do something, instead you do like a three-hour slow roast, you know, with like gourmet potatoes or something. Oh, no, like a three-hour slow roast, you know, with like gourmet potatoes. Oh, no. Because you're like trying to like. No one's doing a slow roast on their stress. It's mostly junk food, right? Yeah, I know.

Okay. So you want to hear from people right now. I certainly do. 0800 DARS at M, text through 9696. What food do they go to? Yeah, your go-to stress eat. Maybe it's junk food like me or maybe you've just got something a bit weird that you're like, whenever I'm panicking, I've got to have me.

I was going to say Maltesers, but then I'll eat those even when I'm not stressed. When you're happy. Even when I'm happy. It's a happy food, a sad food, a stressed food. Yeah, it's an everything food. It's a breakfast food. Yeah.

No, I want those sort of things that you just know that you'll like fall back on when you're really stressed out. When you're in that mood. You're talking about the foods that you go to when you're stress eating. You're stressed. Maybe you've just had a breakup. Or if you're like me and you're just busy and so you walk into a dairy and you think, I think I need a milk-based product.

That's always me. I'm always like, I think I need a milky thing. And a chocolate slat. And a chocolate and some lollies. Yeah, yeah. How good's a nerd right? I had no idea that there was so much stress eating. I don't think I,

I don't think I've got a specific thing I stress eat. I'll just, I don't know. No, but you stress drink. I just drink. Whereas other people, it keeps the stress at bay.

Whereas other people's coping mechanism is just a nice food. Or a bad food. Yeah. Like a weird food. Becky, what is your stress eat? It's a very controversial one. It is a filleted fish burger with chippies in the car.

That is not controversial. That is a go-to. I love the Filet-O-Fish. You're a big ambassador of the FOE. I'm McDonald's official ambassador for the Filet-O-Fish. Whereas I would stress eat a quarter pounder combo and some nugs. Yeah. Yeah.

Yum. I would stress eat the drive-thru operator. Hey, Becky, next time you go in there, add lettuce. Yeah, trust me, mate. No. Trust me, babe. Add lettuce. I mean, they are like freshly made.

The lettuce would just be going on there before you've got it. Add nugs. So fresh and so clean. Yeah, and add nugs. Matt, what's your stress-eating food? Top of the morning. Top of the morning. My stress-eating food is peanut butter cups.

The Reese's one. Oh, yeah. I like the white ones. You can get a white one too, parallel. Is it Reese's or Reese's? Reese's. Well, Reese's. Please forgive me. No, I'm not saying Reese's. No, no, no. I'm not saying I'm right and you're wrong.

Reese's Pieces. I thought it was Reese's Pieces. Yeah, it is. I think there's no Reese's. Oh, I'm with you, Matt. I say Reese's. I say Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. It's Reese's. I don't know what they put in them. They're like my cocaine, but they're really hard to snort. It's crack. It's really hard to snort. It's crack. It's crack, yeah.

Really hard to snort but I have got a life back. He's tried by the sounds of things and he's got a very peanut buttery nostril. Couldn't breathe. They are delicious though. 100% agree with those. I haven't had one in ages

and now I'm going to have to get one today. Right now I'm talking about the stress foods that you go to. Can I also, because my one yesterday, part of my one yesterday was a Nerd Rope shrinkflation, guys. Nerd Ropes used to be like that, right? Like a foot and a half.

Yeah, 30 centimetres. You're looking at a ruler, a standard size ruler. Oh my god, they've shrinkflated me. Unbelievable. Let's go to Amanda first. Amanda, what is your go-to stress-eating food? Mine are those ginger kisses that you get in the bakery section, like sort of down the end of the bread aisle.

In the supermarket, yeah. In the supermarket. I've demolished a lot of those in my time. But do you know what I found out? There's margarine in them. No. I think the icing's mine. It is, yeah.

Because I Googled. I didn't know that. You just ruined her life. You have ruined her life. So what is it? It's like a whipped butter. I'm pretty sure it it's a little whipped butter It's the fourth ingredient

In ginger kisses I just googled No Amanda Just stay true If you like them You like them I mean they're delicious I like them

And normally by the time I get home I've already eaten Half the packet Yeah exactly Well it's because They're so fluffy Yeah

Like if you actually Squished them all up It would only be one cake Oh basically Yeah that's right Basically one cake Amanda thanks You can also yeah. Yeah, basically one cake. Amanda, thanks for your call. Some messages in.

This one sounds really yum. Thai chilli Doritos with a pickle on each chip. Yum. A pickle. Trapping a pickle on board. I never even thought about that. I'm a pickle and I'm on the chip now. I'm on the chip.

I'm in your mouth now. And now I'm yum, yum, yum, yum, yum in your belly. You've got to eat that chip quick before it soaks into the... Quick chip. Oh, quick chip. Oh, you put the, yum, yum in your belly. You've got to eat that chip quick before it soaks into the... Quick chip. Oh, quick chip. Oh, you put the pickle on the way in. Yeah, because you don't want your structural integrity weakened by the water, the pickle water, pickle juice.

Yeah, you've got to fresh on. I'd flick the pickle. I'd flick the... I would flick the pickle just to get the excess saliva. Oh, yeah, pre-flick. The pickle juice off the pickle. Not on my carpet. If we're having a fun scene.

You're going to rip that up anyway. I'll do it at the, when are you getting rid of the, when are you getting a new lounge suite? This one's covered in pickle juice. Stress Eat is a tip-top ginger crunch ice cream with bluebird chicken flavoured chips. Now, are they dipping the chip in the ice cream?

That's madness. That's foul. That's foul. That's madness. Ginger Crunch ice cream. Isn't that just hokey pokey? What's Ginger Crunch ice cream? I don't know. Ginger Crunch. No, no, no.

It's like gingery. Oh, wow. I didn't know they had one. Can't bring back all the gumdrops, but they can make that bullshit. Baking cakes. I get crazy. I bake cakes.

I made two the other day when I was a little bit stressed. I had a piece, and then I freaked out. I was like, oh, no, oh, no, I'm going to eat the whole thing. So I had to like immediately do an emergency cake delivery to my family. Yeah. I love that. That's good for you. Raisins.

I have a jar of raisins in my cupboard and when I stress, I get little handfuls. How restrained. How restrained. How restrained. I'll polish off a bottle of raisin juice as well. It's generally sort of a pinot noir raisin juice Oh I love it I was going to say a tawny port

Yeah that's what we call Yeah raisin juice is tawny port I love raisin juice It's more of a raisin syrup Yeah A tawny port Raisin concentrate Spag bol

Really? Because it's so simple and easy to make You don't have to think about it You don't even have to follow a recipe. And then eating it is just pure comfort. Yeah, true. Good, okay. Somebody said junk food, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.

Donuts, but the deal is you have to eat them inside out when you're stressed. How do you eat them inside out? How do you get inside? So I imagine you get the donut and you tongue the hole in the donut and then start tearing. That's inside out, right? What about if you just kind of put the whole thing and turned it? It's still a donut because it's still around. You would put your tongue in the middle and start.

Do you make a hole, an initial heart to break the circle and then eat from the inside? Or do you fold it in half and then eat the inside? Or are they talking about a cream donut? They might be talking about a cream donut. How would you eat a cream donut? You would lick out the inside. Chew around. Or do you fold it in half and then eat the inside? Or are they talking about a cream donut? They might be talking about a cream donut. How would you eat a cream donut?

You would lick out the cream and then turn it inside out. Do that and then lick out and then get the cherry bit. So kind of pull it apart. Pull it apart a little bit. Clear out the cream. Yeah, right.

Eat the cherry. Yeah. Take time with that and then eat the bun. And then finish it off. Finish off however you want. I reckon we've got to go. I reckon we've got to go.

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