ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 6th March 2026

Episode Date: March 5, 2026

On Today's Big Pod, Why adults still have teddies Shannon's mystery beep Top 6 - Ways to celebrate women this weekend Fletch is an old mate SLP - Do you shop around for fuel? Harry Styles Album Review  I am not a ... person Acotar book announcement What did you have to get rid of after a breakup? Fact of the day Hayley's two days away from her run The girlies are trading trinkets Have you injured yourself while sleeping Not enough for the News News See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM Podcast Network. This is Fleshwood and Haley's Big Pod. Brought to you by Chemist Warehouse. The biggest brands of the lowest prices. Fletch Fawn and Haley, welcome to the show. Happy Friday. It's my mom's birthday. Is it?

Happy birthday. I love my mom, guys. She's great. The lovely Christine, how old is the lovely Christine today? She'll be 68. Today? Oh, nearly nice. Nearly nice.

Just leaving. Just leaving. 67. And into it. Oh, yep. A slight reprieve for a year and then nice. Hey, Harry Stiles' new album rolls. I haven't listened.

I've had to listen to a couple of tracks. Yeah, we're just listening before you got here, Vorni. It's poppy. It makes me feel like I'm ready for Friday. That's what it makes me feel. What a Friday album. Well, we'll have a review later in the show, including a merch pack to give away. So if you're a huge Harry Stiles fan.

What's in the merch pack? Merch, Vaughn. Merchandise, branded Harry Styles merchandise. Probably a Harry Stiles mug or something. Is there a T-shirt? I'd assume. Mark, is there a mug? Is there a mug, carwin?

Is there a vinyl? Vinyl? There's a vinyl. It's a vinyl. And a piece of paper. Oh, apparently it's no one. It's all written down on the piece of paper. Oh, because Shannon was waving a piece of paper.

I was like, I must have a piece of paper in it. Okay, oh, let me tell you. Four epic merch packs. Okay, vinals, totes, tomato seeds. Oh, yeah, that was from the listening party. Did we get to the bottom of why there were tomato seeds in the Harry-style merch packs that you got at his listening party? I'm still not sure.

I've only managed one listen-through of the. album so far. So you're looking for the history. Is it because... Was there a lyric like... Tomatoesies. I imagine maybe that's going to be prevalent to us when we've listened properly, but you know, we've been working. Yeah, this is true.

Well, later this morning we'll give away a merch pack and you can keep listening to ZM today to win those merch packs. The top six on the way? Yes, on Sunday it will be International Woman's Day. I've got the top six ways to celebrate the lady in your life. Oh, I look forward to this. That's lovely.

Mm-hmm. Why are you snickering already? Just saying I might have to have next week off. Is it snickering or sniggering? Oh, no, we didn't say that anyway. Sniggering. Snickering? No, it's sniggering.

No, snick is the chocolate bar. Oh. I think I've always said, don't snicker at me. No. Sniggering. Snickering and snickering are largely interchangeable, both meaning to laugh and a quiet, partially suppressed and often disrespect. full of mocking time.

Well, that's exactly what it was. Wasn't it from born? I heard particularly then snickering. I heard some mocking. So snicker is more American English. Snigger is British English. I'm scared. I just want to get out of here.

I just want to get out of here. Let's just leave. Next on the show, Haley, you sleep every night with Quali. Who accidentally went through the wash recently. And he came out honestly better off. He's thrived since. Smelling better as well. Well, a psychologist.

has explained why a lot of adults still sleep with teddy bears. The Fletch morning, Haley, big pod. Well, a psychologist has explained why many adults, even celebrities, I didn't know this, but apparently Lady Gaga in the past, has spoken about a... You're not saying that name right. Gagga! Gagha!

Lady Gagher! Thank you. She's spoken about a trip as well. No, sorry, a teddy that she uses. Yeah. A white beer? Oh, a white bear? She's got a white bear.

You've got a koala, a little koala toy. You've got to go dark. Oh, no, quite light. I was going to say, because the dark ones will hide all the... Yeah, he's Mark. Yeah, he's got white belly. And then obviously the fabric bolt they used for his head and his body was a different bolt because at some point in the 90s,

his body went purple, but his head stayed grey. But he's majestic and I love him so much. And he's genuinely my friend and I sit with him every single night. And if he's not there, He's got Velcro on his paws. Like, that must be annoying. And it drives the fellas crazy that's upro. Tell you what.

Well, because they roll over on in the middle of the night. Is this? You're stuck in your pews. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You stand up to leave and it's like a koalas. He's like, ah! Grab to you. So I love him so much.

Look at him. A psychologist, Phil McLeod, he's a founder of thought reader. He said that while a cuddly toy to many adults may feel odd, Apparently it's very common for adults to still sleep with a teddy bear and explain that while it might look odd on the surface it's just people's minds holding onto feelings of love, safety and comfort from childhood. Do you know the safety thing is such an odd thing

because if I'm ever in my house by myself asleep, I feel safer with Kwali's presence. Now I know. If a giant man was to break into my house, there's nothing that Kwali's going to do, but it is it's safety. Do you know what was interesting is like obviously last year I became a single lady

It's not going so well now But it was interesting like having really copped that up Then you? I did cock it up But so you know I'd have some casual liaisons over to my abode And there's definitely a moment where they clock them Yeah and they're saying

Especially if they were an overnight visitor And maybe they roll over to be like Wow Did I seriously just sleep with that hot girl? And then I'd be there like all curled up with my teddy beer. I imagine that would be quite a lot to take up. Yeah. I know that people have like trauma tetties that's been with them through like rough times and stuff.

Yeah, right. So then you're like, well, I can't part with her. No, absolutely. That was there with you. That was the one you cuddled when you were having a hard time. Yeah. So like the most reliable person. Do you know one thing I can say hand on heart?

I've never humped him. Oh my gosh. No, this is a thing for kids. Nobody was wondering. Yeah, everyone was wondering. And this is a thing for kids, particularly young girls, is when we're young, we start humping things. The couch arm, pillows, all sorts.

I never humped by. They keep it quiet, but yeah, they do. Yeah. No, not, I'm not speaking from my experience as a father, but I remember friends that were girls. Like, when we got a bit older and you talk openly about things. And they're like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

like, oh, absolutely help the couch. Not the three-seater family couch. Yeah, would you throw your leg over and be like, oh, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just, I'm just sit here for a little bit, ride. What the, I know, hey, I know a couple of grown women who still enjoy a horsey ride. Yeah. Right, yeah, well, it'll be a bit odd if you had your three-seater couch in bed, cuddling that because it was a childhood memory. Yeah, yeah, you need to detach from that. I can sit in the room, don't cut couch.

Go ahead and wash you. What? It's a rogue start to the show. I can feel the horses. already off the tracks. The wheels have come off. The Fletchborn and Haley, big pod. Producer Shannon, I'm surprised you have enough energy to dance to Harry Styles in the breaks. Oh my goodness, we just, we're listening in the break and we're puffed.

Great album. But, because something's been keeping you awake. Oh my goodness. I hate, I hate this for you. So, you know, what's that saying? Like, once is nothing twice as a bee in a bush or something? What? No. Oh, are you making, are you making up saying? Once is nothing twice, there's a be in a bush. You know what, let's move on.

Three times, three times a child. Three times a lady? Oh yeah, the lady, yeah. Four Ninja Turtles. Let me tell you, Wednesday, I was in my apartment, just hanging out. Hang on, sorry, just pause. I need to get to the bottom of what saying you thought you were saying. I thought it was just like one time something happens.

For me once? No. No, no, no, no. Something happens once, and then you're like, oh, well, but the second time you're like, well that's a be in a bush. It's not how sayings go. That's quite descriptive. The saying is,

made an asshole in the morning you met an asshole, made assholes all day. You're the asshole. Yeah, I love that saying. That's such a good sign. It's a bit of a check, isn't it? It is, yeah.

Man, I've met some assholes lately. Yeah, everyone's angry today. Are they? Or is it just you? I cannot find a single quote about a bee in the bush. Be around the bush? No, no, no.

You've got a bee in your bonnet. Be in your bonnet. Two in the hands with one in the bush? Oh, we can't. could be there. No. No, but that's got nothing to do with what you're about.

Two birds one stone. Hey, let's move on. Two girls one cup. Oh, that's true. That's such cringe millennial that you bring that up. I'm sorry, we're all getting our photos taken with bloody

cyber-shot cameras and I can't say two girls one cup. That was the era. It was the era. That was our culture is not your costume. May have been shot. That's our culture actually,

Gen Z, digital cameras. I was there. It was YouTube. Our culture is not your Cause on YouTube. Two Girls One Cup was never on YouTube. Okay, hey, we're moving on. We had to go to rotten.com to find it.

Yeah. And someone who had been exploded by some kind of mine or something. Yeah, yeah. Kika Bates, autopsy pictures. Look, I need your help. On the Wednesday, I was in my apartment, and I hear peep once. Oh, piss off. No, but it was like, beep.

Not like, you know how they're high. Smoke a lot. Smoke alarms when they're dead batteries are every five minutes. Yeah, and it's quite a chirp. One beep and I was like, oh well, one in the bush, you know, as I say. Famously you say. That's just one in the bush. So I ignored it.

Then yesterday at my apartment Thursday, around the same time, beep. At the same time, okay, that's a clue. It was in the afternoon. I can't pinpoint when. But do you think it was exactly the same time the next day? I don't know. Time is a contract. Because that could be some kind of watch or clock that's just,

I don't know, but I don't own stuff that beeps. This is the thing I was living in an apartment, say. They put all things in there that you even had to say on. Because they talk through the speakers in the apartment quite a bit. They'll, like, talk to you and they'll say stuff. Oh, that's horrible. No, I wouldn't want to be. Everyone, Frye.

Mark who I went to school with, shout out. Shout out. Shout out. Mark Carney. He used to drive us to hockey in a van, and it was scary. He drove very close to the cars in a van anyway. Was he a terrible driver? He was a very erratic driver.

Fantastic. hockey player. Yeah. Well, he said it's once it's random, twice it's a coincidence, three times a pattern. Yeah, that sounds good. But wait, where's there? There's no bees in there. She's trying to say.

There's no bees in there. She said, fool me once, shame on the bush. Fool me twice. There's a bee in there. Three birds in the bush is worth one in the beeper. And glass houses and stones. Two of the, no. No.

It's honestly so fun to live in my brain sometimes. I think you guys just are missing out. Yeah, I've done it once. I did hallucinetics. What is this beep? Do you think that your, because it's your boyfriend away at the moment, do you think he's left some kind of magic beeper thing? Oh my God, remember when we thought we were being tracked.

No, it's... But Vaughn's keys were beeping at us. Yes. Oh. Is there like a finder thing? An air tag? But surely that would be more than once a day. More than once a day.

And they also go, no. He's winter soldiering her. What's that? What's that? This is the beeper's what keeps Shannon in the magician's hypnosis. Oh. She's winter solver. I told you.

Yeah. Yeah. No, the other day... It's got a beat once a day or she'll be like, be like, hang on a second. I was walking around the apartment and I accidentally stood on something and it squeaked and he had a dog squeaker thingy. But that's not the beat.

Yes. And then you blanked out for 30 minutes and you came to and you had the blood of the president on your hands. In my head, this is a G-shock watch that has been set. Oh. Because you know how you can see the timer and it just goes, det. Listen, is it like this? No. No, no, no.

It's a full beep. Because I know what fire alarms sound like. Yeah, that's a chirp, isn't it? Yeah. I smoke alarm with a low battery. She's like, but this is crazy, man. I'll keep you updated about my bees and my bush and everything. What time did it happen?

Arvo. So you're going to run a recorder? Like 3pmish. Okay, I reckon start a recorder 230. 2.30 to 430 and see if you catch it again. This is the greatest mystery. This could be the mystery of the year. This is the true secret.

This could be a podcast. We should start a podcast. What's that beep? What's that beep? What that beep. The ZN Podcast Network From the unmoderated comment section This is the Top Sex

Now I'm not a woman But I'm surrounded by them I've got two beautiful daughters So I love more than anything I got a mother who's a fantastic lady Happy birthday to Christine And I love ladies Check out my Instagram Explore page

I am a huge support Whoa, I need a look at more Lego. Hey. Maybe just reset, explore and start again. Can you? Can you really? I just feel it'll be the same path. It doesn't take long.

It doesn't take long to get back on there. Nah, nah. Top six ways to celebrate woman this weekend on International Woman's Day. Now, I said I'm not a woman. I try my best, okay? So I'm an ally. I know you are. You know I always try to be an ally.

Yes, I feel it. If I'm off on any of these, please, correct me. Okay. Number six on the list of the top six ways to celebrate women this weekend on International Women's Day. Remind them to smile because it's their day and they look way prettier when they do. You're getting double fingers from the producers booth, but they're smiling and look how pretty they look. I don't know if you can say that. Yeah, they do look pretty when they smile.

Enjoy. Yeah, okay. Enjoy. Number five on the list of the top six ways to celebrate women this weekend on International Woman's Day. Let them get you a drink. women love hydrating men, especially during sports matches. So it's best watch some sports and let the ladies hydrate you. Sorry, watch sports and let the women hydrate you.

Women have breasts to feed babies, some of which are men. And so women are by nature hydrators. And so if they don't have a baby, they probably are like, what's wrong with me? I'm lacking something. I need to hydrate something. Let them hydrate you while you watch some sports. The Warriors are legs back, baby. What kind of hydration do you want?

Alcohol. Yeah, right, a beer whiskey. Yeah, I mean, we're relaxing. So you're sorry, on Mormon's Day, what you're describing is fetching you a drink. Yeah, but hydrating another human, which is your, like, maternal instinct. I don't have any of those.

Well, maybe get the man a drink, you know, and you might find it. Maybe that'll get the, it'll get you clunky. Smile and get you a drink. Okay. Number four on the list of the top six ways to celebrate woman this weekend. on International Women's Day. Tell a woman in your life

about your actual favorite woman in your life your mother. Let them know that the high standards of food, cleanliness and care that she gave you and how this woman that you're seeing could only hope to reach the dizzying heights of your mother in your life. I don't know about

that one. Yeah, I'm not sure that I would... No, we're celebrating women and mothers are women. Okay. Yeah, you'd celebrate your mother for sure. I just don't have you need to tell. The woman you're seeing that she's falling short of the fantastic job your mother did. Yeah, okay. Okay, yeah. What, are you going to deprive a mother of celebration on this National Woman's Day?

I wouldn't. I think it's the most incredible job in the world. I'm an ally. Okay, number three on the list of the top six ways to celebrate women this weekend for International Women's Day. I hope no one's taking notes. If you're with one specific special lady, be sure to admire all the other ladies as visually as well. Like, it's international woman with an E, not a. Woman. Woman day would be one specific woman. So not just oogle. It's important that you admire all the other ladies visually. Make sure to engage your eyes to maximum to enjoy the female form on International Woman's Day

and maybe even tell your special lady about other ladies' physical attributes that you like better than hers. Am I wrong that he's describing purving? Am I wrong? And then it's women supporting woman. Well, if you replaced men with women, would that be purving for you? Yes. Yeah, then it sounds like purving. No, it's celebrating the female form.

It's International Women's Day. Yeah. Okay. Okay, number two on the list of the top six ways to celebrate women this weekend on International Women's Day. If you're with an all-male crew, perhaps working outside, it's important to whistle to get the attention of women walking by. Sort of a... And then ladder them in compliments, mostly about their physical features. Because you don't know their personality from the distance.

So what's an example that you might holler at a strange woman walking past? Lovely legs, love! Right. I mean... I've got to yell up because she's not quite. Haley would actually be stoked about that. It's just been a minute. I don't get cat called anymore and it's been a minute.

I would appreciate that on Sunday. Okay. You know how when you go out walking a dog and like yellow collar or a yellow ribbon means, this isn't a social dog. Yeah. Red, like don't approach this dog. I didn't mean that was a thing. I would just choose a pretty collar.

Yeah, you can different colors mean different things. I was just thinking maybe we need to come up with some sort of color coding. So now we're collaring the women. Yes. Okay. Like you want to. to be wolf whistle and complimented. Just times of time it would be nice.

You could wear like a green collar. Because then I could come in and be like, my God, the audacity of these men hollering at me all the time. Hate it. Does she? She hates it. She says with a big smile in her face. And I tell you what with that smile in her face?

She looks pretty. I look prettier. She looks pretty. I look prettier. And number one on the list. Number two was if there's a sort of a physical distance between you. Number one is if you're close enough, give that booty a big slaperoo and say happy Woman's Day sweatshats. Okay. Again, I don't think...

How is that celebrating the women? I don't think we're doing that anymore. Well, they work hard. They work hard. On the booties. Yeah. Booty, booty, booty, booty, booty, booty, rockeen everywhere. Booty, boon, boon, rockem everywhere.

I found you. Missed you booty. So, sorry. So we're going to tell them to smile. We're going to get them to fetch us... A drink. Yeah. Tell them how great your...

Tell them how great your mother is. Yeah. Holler at them across the street. We'll make sure if you're with one lady to admire all the other ones. To prove at all women, not just your woman. Whomand day. Holler at them across the street. And when you're close, give them a smack on that ass.

Physical touch. That's a love language. I mean, I know you're joking, but there are actually guys out there that still do this. That's the sad thing about this. Someone's just messaged issue. He puts some makeup on too because that makes us feel better. Yes. Well, it's women. It's a celebration.

A bit of lippy wouldn't go amiss, would it? Even he couldn't stand by that one. Now, if anyone would like to make a complete. client. I hundred dial ZM. Fletch at ZM online. No, I wasn't. I didn't do anything. Exactly. He didn't celebrate woman, nor did he defend them when I was doing satire.

I actually do feel both abandoned and disregarded by you, Fletch. You said nothing this whole time. I can't believe you did this. You just stood by it. I was playing a role. I pre-checked this with Haley. I said, watch. Let's see if he defends woman. I forgot that conversation, but sure. And I'm going to play a role.

It's an act. Your silence specs volumes. Oh my God. And it's complicit. Yeah. Your silence is very loud, Fletch. The real bad guy here is Fletch, and that's today's top six. The ZM Podcast Network.

Play ZM's Fletch, Wornin, Haley. Yesterday, I did something real adult. Now, just say your age. 46. That's 46. It's 46. So coming up, I'm doing a, like, the kitchen's getting renovated. Oh, I'm so excited for this.

So my job, I know, because you've been like, get this kind of like, do. this. Do you know Haley wants me to get green tiles? Yeah. Oh no, I'm not... We're not millennial greying anymore. I know.

It's not allowed to... Millennial greage. It's what it's grey and beige. We're not doing it. I completely agree. I mean, I'm up and down about tiles, though. Are you going to get big tiles or little tiles? Don't go finger tiles.

Dumb idea. Too much to clean. Too much to clean. Yeah. The brown and stuff and then it's spit, it's in the kitchen, yeah? Yeah. Spits, spits all over the tiles. It's hard to clean out the grout and then like oil can

Yeah. Yeah. Also like a sheen, it just reflects everything. My house is so shiny. And black tiles? Oh, no. I know. Yeah, I didn't.

Okay, anyway, so there's lots of decisions like that to make. But one of the decisions I need to make are like all of the appliances and stuff. Of course. And the thing. So I was like trying to review all the different things I need to buy. Love an appliance. And, you know, there's Google reviews. And then there's websites.

There's reviews on company websites. and you're like, do you trust those? Because what if they're riding them? Yeah. I'm always suss. I'm always suss. Because if my friends started a company, no matter what it was, I'd be on there in character.

Phenomenal product. You know what I mean? Oh, I loved this. Change my life. If your friends started a washing machine company, would you be like, oh my God, the best washing machine have ever owned. I'd be impressed, but I don't know that if I'd be going in there.

Like, Samsung's kind of done a, you know what I'm going to put up? Yeah, yeah, I know. Your friend, Tim and Ty, though, that's a great name for an appliance brand. Yeah, it is. Is that a timetai? Is that a timetai? A timetai. Is it a timetai?

Go in the kitchen. They've got a timetai other. Where do they make timetai? No one knows. No one knows. No one knows. That could be Chinese. That could be Indian.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Timentai. Yeah. So I've sorted a few things. Like, I've got a really nice Samsung fridge with an ice maker because that's what I've always wanted. Have you never, if you haven't had an ice? No.

I've never had one. I go down to the dairy downstairs by a big bag and Haley breaks it on the floor and sometimes it spills out. Yes, and then you've got to foot the cube into that little grate you've got in the kitchen. So there's a list of things I have to get. And I was like, I don't even know where to start. Like I've got to get one of those extractor fans that goes above the stove. Yes.

Oh yeah, you've got one of those. I don't know what's a good one of those. And so, okay, this is where I feel really adult and grown up and old. I joined that consumer website. Oh, God. That real. How you do, dude? I wanted to join that, but I just couldn't.

It was 15 bucks a month. And, you know, I'm shocked. I'll sign up for something and forget about it. No, I'll pay $150. So I signed up and cancelled immediately, so I've got the month. And I was on there last night, just like, oh my God, I didn't think that would be the number one extractor fan. Oh, what's the opposite of an erection?

Because that's happening to me right now. In any. I've got an in any right now. Wait, you're telling me you to do some research, Hayley. It's doing research and appliances is giving you the ad. It's giving me the ick. It's giving me the act. Really?

Do you not find me attractive? I find this. I love this because you, I've got two friends that will research there. You and Callum, and I'll just ask. if I'm interested in something. If it's travel, it's you. Nah, I'm not about a sthetic. And I just, no, I ask either of you about something.

Chances I one of you will have done it. Because, yeah, I'll do the research. No. What did you tell me, when you do it, hey, shut your mouth, sprawl. Tell me about this extractor fan. This is a big hay boomer. What do we got? What do you mean?

Because my extractor fan, so it sucks. Because I don't have a vent. It has to go in, in itself. Mine's nice. Yeah, I know. It goes in itself. Where does the goo go? Up for sucks.

Up the suck pie. I don't have a suck mine. I don't have a suck mine. I think they suck. No, I love mine. You know what else sucks? Bathroom extractor fans. Terrible.

Mine's bad. Last one we put in the guy, I was like, this is a big powered one. It ain't. It's piss poor. What just happened there? I just got sucked into your lame in-inny chap. No, she's in.

You're in, you're in. Because I hit your sweet spot. You're in. See, if you had reviewed your extractor fan, Vaughn. Mine's rubbish. I'm going to, I was going to put it. I was going to put it on a second one,

mine's so bad. But so if you guys seem to know anything, I've got 29 days left on the subscription if you need anything reviewed. Someone just messaged in. Trade depot da Koodat and Z. Yeah, okay. Well, they've got lots of stuff. Yeah, I can try that. That's just a place.

They've got lots of brands there. Yeah, they do, yeah. So what was the best extractor fan? Also, where does the goo go on an extractor fan that you don't have a vent? I think you have to clack. It's charcoal filters, so it's like a fish tank or something. You can't change the filter out every now. I don't like that.

The best extractor fan, the number. an extractor fan is a fishroom, mine's fish and pikeau. Mine's Fisher and Pikeau. And then the second is a meili. Mele.

Mele. They're number three. Mine's a great thing to get the melee. Yeah. Is there any Bosch in there? Yeah, that's the number three on the list. Oh, that's the best extension.

The Germans know how to suck it up, don't they? The Germans do know how to suck. They do. Are you going to go one thing? because I'm not brand loyal in my kitchen I've got a smeg I've got a Euro tech I've got a Fisher Parkle

I've got a Samsung I'm Samsung through and throw a shout out straight out Simon at Samsung hooks always hooks it up yeah and it's good stuff it's great stuff but you're like those people at the gym that have like Nike socks Addie their shoes yeah yeah yeah yeah it's like shorts

I gotta match I'm a brand slut Are you know see it's not the You can change around your brand yeah but you've got to stick to a thing Or the middle. The middle is going to be the same. Are you going to go gun?

Blast. I don't know. I don't know. All these decisions. Don't go like stainless steel. Don't go basic stainless steel. It's not going to go like 90s white. Is that in?

Is that back in? Is that back on your consumer website. All right hon. Play ZM's flesh phone and haley. Sully, silly, silly. Silly little pollers, do you shop around for fuel? Fuel prices? I hate to say it.

Already gone up. And they're going to keep going up. Yeah. Because of a pesky little situation in the Middle East. So, I, Matéwa, our boss, was saying that he clocked up some. Like he...

Yeah, so you can pre-buy it. Some of the apps will let you... Yeah. Like hedging. Like hedging your, you know, you buy a whole lot now at a certain price. You lock it in. Yeah. I'm tempted.

Sort of like a mortgage. How bad's going to get? You're buying it at a fixed rate. Yeah. You've got to prepay it for it, right? you pay for it at that time. I know a lot of people use gas spy. Gaspy.

No, it's gas spy because you're spying the gas prices. No, but I thought it was gaspy. It does look like gaspy, but someone said to me like it's a great gaspy. Gaspy. Gaspy. Gaspy. Gaspy. Gaspy. Gaspy. And I was like, okay, well, that makes logical sense. And to be honest, it's not going to get better until things stop and die down in the Middle East. And that does not look like happening anytime soon.

Shipping can't get. I mean, there's fuel at the moment. and there are reserves, but I mean, who knows? Well, you think they would run out of fuel? I would not be like a fuel company to just hike prices before that happens. That's crazy. How do you shop for fuel is what we asked you for silly little poll. Do you shop around for the best price or when you run out, you just fill up and pay whatever? Depends how empty a am.

When I work at a petrol station, there was a thing out the back that did the calculations of a lifetime of turning a customer or away from a petrol station brand. Oh. So I worked at Z when it was Shell and out the back. It said if a person comes in, and this granted the 90s, late 90s, 99, it said if a person comes in and fills up their tank and they spend $30 a week, ha-ha, $30 a week with this brand, and you do something that means they go to Caltechs. Like you say, $30 every week for the rest of their life, if they're 30 is this much money, don't cost the company that much money.

And I was like, wow, you're paying me $4 an hour. By the way, we're paying you very little. You'll see none of this. So it's weird to me that there's not loyalty to a petrol station. Nah, God, no. But I don't know. I just go to Costco because it's always cheaper. My little one by my house is often at battles.

Because it's close enough to Costco and the petrol station's around it. But then some people, if they travel a lot for work or out of the city, once you get out of Auckland, it can be cheaper or out of big cities. Yeah, I love doing that, pulling up to a real dodgy one, that you've got to get a key for the toilet. Yeah. And it's behind a wooden sort of door. Yeah, I love that.

Well, 58% of people will just. fill up when they run out. Only 42% of people shop around for the best price in gas. That blew me away that people just pull up to a server and don't check the prices. It's gas is essential though. It isn't essential, but like you can

save on essentials. But surely you always know some are more expensive than others. Yeah. Yeah, for sure. I, jewelry messages in, I keep all my pack and save six cents off receipts in my car and just assume that's the best price each time. True. I feel that annoys me if they can afford to sell petrol six cents cheaper.

Why not just make it six cents all the time? I get this all the time. I get the pack and save one because I got the fuel spent at this petrol station. Yeah, yeah. The supermarket get you used to fuel, but when you're doing unrelated supermarket to fuel place. Yeah. I see through that. Lisa said gas is bloody expensive, so I definitely look for the best deal.

Kirsty said, electric baby, best investment ever. Yeah, I am very jealous of all my friends of electric cars now. My electricity prices went up 60 bucks a month. Chargered at work. So I've been wondering, because I'm driving a hybrid at the moment. There is a couple of parks with electric charges. I'm wondering if I've got a pin code on them. Piss off.

Yeah. How do you get the PIN number? I don't know. A friend of mine with an electric vehicle, I was like, come on down. And there was a pin on it? Yeah, got a pin on it. Huh? Yeah.

Unbelievable. No such thing is a free lunch. Charlotte said, I have a favorite petro station. I can't be cheating with them on a different petrol station. They'll ever forgive me. See, I feel like back in the day when you knew the people, the husband and wife running the petrol station.

Yeah, the local. Yeah, totally. And the same people work there. You would have loyalty. But now, like, no one. No one's there. No one, yeah. Mine's a pump. Yeah, either they've shut the shop or, yeah.

What are in the old shops that have bought it up and shut now? Mice. Are they empty or are they renting that out for storage? I don't know. Renting up a storage. A lot of them have just been stick it over and they're like, we don't sell chocolate bars anymore. Yeah, piss off. Fatty.

Get your gas and get out of here. Well, the other thing when I worked at the petrol station, it was all about the upsell because that was where you made the money. Yeah. Do you want some skittles with that? Tessian messaged in saying, I find the ones that have pay at pump so I don't have to talk to people. Yeah, they're good. I ain't got time for hunting. Plus, I always kind of hope the man will sort it out before I have to.

Oh, Sharon. The man. Sharon did. Wow. There's nothing like leaving your partner. or an empty tank. This is why I'm single. When they've borrowed your car

and you get in and it's empty. There's a special level of hell for people that to do that. Well, they'll get there, Bourne. They'll get there. They'll get there. Callie said, I give my fella some special time. He works for a fuel company. What does that mean?

Oh, that's how she's paying. She's paying for gas by sleeping with the petrol man. Favours. But of that. Do you reckon she gets a fuel card? Oh my God. My dad used to have a fuel car. Who's this guy?

Could we sleep with him for a fuel card? I'll sleep with him for a fuel card, but they watched that thing like a hawk. Oh, Pioneer Finance, hate to see me coming. I'd rock into my dad's office for a $20 note in the Caltex card. Loz said, I don't know why everyone keeps saying Petra's getting more expensive. I still just put in $50 every time. Oh, getting less gas on. That was actually funny from Loss.

It's a very funny joke. Actually really funny. She's very smart. Have we done text of the week? Yeah, Monday. That wasn't the text. Should that be text of the week? No, but it's not a text.

It's a message. It's a syllable poll message. Yeah, so it doesn't count. We need another show sponsor so we can give out best cellular poll response to the way. Maybe we could have our own personal FVH Kitti that we put together a dollar a week

or something that we give it out for them. Don't worry about it. You don't worry about it. I can't worry about it. I actually heard the admin coming out of my mouth. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like Friday, babe, babe, what are you doing trying to get us up Friday?

Feed up Friday. Shut up, man. I'm in the out lounge. I use the GASPy app. Tells me the cheapest fuel on my area. Rater says Zachary. So you just said Gaspi.

What is it? Gaspy or Gaspi? Or Gaspi. Or Gaspi. Oh, Dan finished. Dan smug. Oh, I've got a fuel card. Gaspy.

Oh, you're happy with this. Well, bring it here. Can we sleep with Dan to get the fuel card? Text Dan. Is he single? Dan, do you want to? Does he like men or women? We can provide either.

Also, can somebody from gas spy, Gasby listening tell us. Is it Gaspi or Gaspy? Or gaspie. Or gaspy. Because you're gasping at the petrol prices. Now who are we sleeping with to get gas? I've forgotten because there's been a couple.

There's a couple of them. Dan and that girl's boyfriend. Weird that gasping on their frequently asked questions don't have the correct way to pronounce the brand. Now someone messaged in, I filled up five of my cars yesterday. I'm sorry, what? Meaning five of my car.

They might have a business. They might have a business. I hope you've got a fleet. Fuel was on special, and I know what's coming. Not much changed from 15 Hyundai. Wow. What's that? 300 a car.

What, please. 191. What are you? What are you fueling up there? Someone said I leave it so late that I have no option. Unlike that at the moment. Like, pull into the nearest. Ricky brings a good.

We're going to talk about the fact that petrol stations are hiking prices for fuel they already paid for? Yeah, that's naughty, isn't it? No. We just exist to make money. That's why. That's all we are. That's all we are.

It's all we are. Money-making flesh mounds. Well, for flesh mounds? Please don't call us flesh mounds again. That's all we are, just globs of flesh. We're to make money. Flesh sack with some bone and guts. How do you shop for fuels? What we ask you for silly little poll today?

58% of you, when you run out, you just fill up wherever, whatever. The Zat-N podcast network. like one of the first places. Is that right, producer Carwin, that we're, New Zealand, one of the first? Yeah, girl. Sometimes time zones are terrible for us, but you know what, this time it paid off?

He's not bringing the tour here, but we get his album first. Do you know what is a bit controversial? I posted a video of you guys dancing to one of the songs on our TikTok, and some people were not happy internationally. They said, spoiler warning, please. Oh, what about a song, spoiler?

I've taken it down, put a spoiler warning back up. So if you do want to see it on us, There's a spoiling morning on our TikTok. Okay. I thought they would have been happy for a little sneak pair. I would have thought so too, but Harry fans are quite intense. So when does it come out for America in the UK? Well, I guess it's midnight for everyone, so it's only like lunchtime for them right now.

Oh, suck it! We get so proud in New Zealand when like we were the, remember we were the first to see the sunrise. First to get stuff because of the time zones. Did you just see the sun? Sorry it hours ago, babe. Well, we had, we got into work. and we had a little listen to it and immediately. And you know me, I'm quite judgmental

of pop music. I love it. It's such a vibe. And one of our loyal, lovely listeners, Liz, who's a huge Harry fan, joins us on the phone because you've been up all morning, Liz, listening to Harry's new album. Oh my God. I have so, so good. I was supposed to be getting up early to do work this morning. I have not done a single thing.

I'm just listening to it on repeat. Front of the back. I've gone back, picked a couple of favorites. It's outstanding. What are your favourite tracks on the album? I really like Redy City Go and Carla's song, the last song on the album. Such a vibe. I like the second... A great way to close it.

What was the second track on the album that we listen to, Haley, after Aperture? American Girls' Rules. I think that's my fave. Can we play a little Carla's song? So many good ones. I was putting on a little bit of Carla's songs. Oh, I was trying to put up Carla's song. I've got it, babe.

It's so good. Get to the meaty bit. I want to meet it up? Yeah. Great closing song of an album, a bit like end of the night vibes. Because that's what it's giving me, Liz. I've been dancing all morning

and it makes me feel so happy. It's Friday. Like, it does make me want to disco. Yeah. I totally agree. On your listeners through Liz, any hidden messages or meanings or snipes? Sure, there's so many.

But I'm just so excited to have a boogie. I haven't even had time to do my deep dive yet. Have you had breakfast? Oh, I just had a coffee, so I'm probably just vibrating. No, Liz, we need, if you're dancing, babe, we need some food in that, tum-tum. Yeah, I'm going to get me a breaky bagel on my way into work, I tell you what. Liz, because you've listened to the album more than us, can you piece together why the producer girlies who were privy to the listening party

may have been given tomato seeds? Like, no one can make sense of that. No, I'm got snack. I have to do another. Listen, tomato seeds. I don't know. Tomato seeds. Isn't that weird? Maybe they were red in the face after having a good dance.

I don't know. Maybe the people at the record company just needed to fill up the bags and I don't know. Maybe Jenny had tomato seeds for them. Jenny's just like, I'm done with these. Maybe they were on sale about to expire. I don't even, I don't know much about gardening, but I don't think it's the right time to plant tomatoes. No, it's not actually. You're right there.

A shocking season for tomatoes, Liz. One of the vinals is called the tomato vinyl. Is that right? I'm producer Carlin. Is that what we're thinking that means? Yeah. like people are saying maybe it's to do with the fact that he's always been known as the fruit

man and maybe now he wants to be known as the tomato man? I don't know who's the fruit. I can't know. He needs to read into I don't know, sexuality and the fact that a tomato is a fruit but people think it's a vegetable? I don't know. Maybe that's the team. Maybe he should kiss a man.

I'm so down for this album. It's really, really fun. I'm glad you're enjoying it, Liz. Yeah, thank you for sharing Liz with us this morning. Will you get your bagels? Well, hang on, what other artists are you into as hard? Because maybe we could get you back on the show one day. You know, do you have another favourite artist? Oh, well, I'm big into Taylor Swift at the moment.

I watch the Erez tour, all of the documentaries about that with my bestie the other day, and that's so good. I just love artists and watching them grow. It's really interesting watching like Taylor Swift over her long career, and it was a Harry Stiles coming from one direction to this. I think Liz is very eloquent. I think we're doing to watch people evolve. Yeah, this is great.

Liz is showing a real passion for the job. Music. Passion for the music. She's right on demo. It's my thing. I love music. The Z&M Podcast Network. Play ZM's Flash, Forne and Haley.

I saw her online yesterday a woman making a brave admission that she's wearing a hat in public and everyone can tell I'm not a hat girl. Oh, she's not a hat girl, they chant in unison. It's very vulnerable. Wearing a hat. Just when you make a bold statement, anything. I'm not a dot dot dot person. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Well, that's what I want to know this morning. What you consider yourself not to be I'm not a something person I'm not a singlet person No you're not Brother in arms Thank you I'm not Brother in arms

You can be a singlet person No I was never a singlet person And then I was just like I'm a singlet person now Because in summer I get too hot in a tea I think I can do sleeveless teas But I'm not a fan A tank

A tank I'm a tank I'm a tank not a singlet Is it the plunging neckline Yeah I don't know what it is I don't know what it is It just doesn't look right Because the sleeveless Kind of gives you a little shoulder coverage

Whereas the singlet will show armpit at all. And sometimes Nepal. A nipple slipple. I'm not a pants gal. I'm wearing pants today, which is very rare. I can't, I don't, I... You're not a pants girl. They're actually quite cool pants. They are cool pants, that's why I'm wearing them today, but I'm not a pants girl. You're not a pants. I'm not a pants. I'm never wear pants. I'm always in a scooter or dress. Can't do it.

I think if you think you're not a hat person, you just haven't found the right hat for you. Yeah. Do you think this is like beyond fashion? Like, I'm not a hot drink gal. Oh my God. I've got friends that don't have hot drinks and I grow up. I grow up. Like what are you a tiny cold child having a Milo? But we have had fierce debates when we go away for like a weekend and I'll make a coffee and they have a Coke. Yeah, like crack a dawn. They'll have a cola. Yeah, I never get hot drink.

And they're like, why are you allowed to drink a black drink in the morning and I'm not? Yeah. And we have a good little back and forth and I love it. It's always good fun. I just feel like they make me feel overwhelmed and hot. I'm not a hot. I mean, I guess it'd be people that could say they're not a sporty person. Yeah, but I love the specific.

of like, yeah, I'm not an AirPods girl, you know? I'm not an air pods, dude. You're not an in-eer, boy. I don't know, the canals are loose or something. I've got a slippery canals. Gaping canals. I've got a gaping slippery canal.

And the AirPods do not. You know, you're full of it because you know that when you're in the packet there's three different sizes. I'm not. I'm not going to put the large in. Not having one of those ones that also, when you push it and goes and like sucks itself in,

I shan't have it. Oh, I love it. I was really skeptical that they'd even fit, but, or stay in, but they do. They're amazing. I shan't have it. I'm not a snacks gal. I'm a meal gal.

I don't snack a lot. Right. You just eat big when you eat. I eat meal, meal, meal. Really? Yeah, I don't snack. I'm a grazer. I could graze in place of...

I love a charcuterie. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, I love that. I love that. But I also love a big fat seed. Oh, wait, you lie, you do snack. You do snack. Well, if there's a shakuteri.

Yeah. I'm snacking. Okay, well, this is great. Let's take some calls. 0800 at 10. number. text through, 9-696. I'm not a dot-dot-dot-dot person.

I'm not a dot-dot-dot person. Fill in the blank. For example. This lady put on line, she's like, I'm not a hat person, I'm out in public wearing a hat, and I just know everyone's thinking, that's not a hat girl.

Some people do not sue hats. No. I'm not a singlet person. I just will never. You agree? Yeah, yeah. I don't know what I'm a knot. Because I just don't.

Like, do you want to tell him or should I? Oh, shit. Well, we've, yeah. I think we'll just keep that between us. Oh, well. No, because I don't want you to feel self-conscious, because every now and then he does do it, and we're like, he's not a. I know, I know, he's not a.

Oh, no. Yeah. It's my thigh-high boots, isn't it? It's your kinky boots. Oh, damn it. You're not a kinky boots guy. Yet. I'm just going to wear them with the right attitude and become one. You need thighs at the top.

Amy, I am not dot, dot, dot. Hello? What are you not? What are you not? and listen to first time call up. Oh, there we go. Lovely to have you on the show. Thank you, thank you.

But I'm not a silence person. I can't handle it. I just keep talking, and I have shared some incredibly embarrassing stories because of it to just random strangers. Well, we just left a lot of silence. Amy, you can feel it going like, I hated it, I hate it, had it, had it, had it,

she's driving, she's just going to drive into something so it makes a noise. Amy, when you're by your, because I'm like you as well, I hate silence, and it's my personal responsibility to fill every moment with entertainment. Do you... When you're by yourself, do you also have to have, like, the TV on or, like, music playing or something? Yep, yep. I can't go to sleep in silence.

I cannot do it. There is always sound... Yeah, it's bad. I just cannot do it. Do you brown noise it to go to sleep? Or do you listen to, like, audio books? I listen to, like, medieval history documentary. Oh, like Shannon.

World War II. I feel like you'd get on with many of us in this crowd. I'm going to sleep because I'd be so fast. Yeah. Yeah, learning. Amy, thank you so much. Have a great weekend. Ellie, what are you not?

I am not a festival or concert goer. Oh. Too many people. Too many people. And I'll come on. I'm five foot. Oh, dude. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Sorry about that. No, I like being short. I'm feisty. It's okay. Yeah. But I also. I love music, I love noise, and I love people, but just not in that environment.

Oh, okay. I would suck, though, if everybody's like you can't see. Yeah, I love being tall. You need a hodor. Yeah. I'm very jealous. In my next life, I'm going to be a taller person. Oh, really?

I'm going to be a domestic cat. You could own me if you want. No, I'm not a really a cat person either. Okay. You don't want to not cat person owning you. I can't believe I haven't even become a cat and I've already been turned away. I'm going to be a digger. Haley's going to be at the SPCA.

Alice. Ellie, thank you. Let's go to Kelly. Kelly, what are you not? I'm not a foot person. The whole concept of feet finishes, just... Yeah, right. What is it about the humble foot that you're not a fan of?

Oh, you know, gritty nails, hard heels. Toes are a bit weird, eh? Yeah, my heels are a bit scratchy, yeah. They've had a rough summer. Yeah. You need that heel balm. Yeah, yeah. Every now and then, you know, I'll move in the bed.

you hear that like on the sheets. I'm like, oh no. Brits the sheets. I've told you got to get rid of your sat in sheets.

Yeah, I know but I love a sateen. Kelly, Kelly, thank you some messages in. I'm not a sweet treats guy, savory every time.

I wish I wasn't a sweet treats guy because that would make life a lot easier. I'd go savoury over sweet treats but I'm both but that's the bigger

problem. I'm not a kid's person no. Which sucks because I have fun. I'm not an arts and crafts person. I can't sit down

to arts and crafts. I'd say I'm like that as well. Yeah. I recently painted on a canvas. It was very fun. I'm not a fancy bra gal. No, neither. I don't like fancy bras.

Just strap me in. As a Māori and a sibling of 14, I'm ashamed to say I'm not a seafood person. There would be a bit of a... If you're not slurping, that kind of straight from the shell. Yeah, and the rest of your family are. Yeah, everyone's just like, get into it. And you're like, oh, no, thank you.

No, thank you. I don't. partake in the kinnah straight from the shelves. That's a family shame. My mum's Māori and doesn't have seafood either. I call her a bad Māori. Yeah. A few more people, I'm not a feet person. Don't even like the look of them.

Yeah. Don't even want to see my own. They are weird, aren't they? They are wet. I'm not like, I don't have a fetish for them, but I do like them. I like to like touch them and have my touched. Well, you've got good feet. Oh, you're on wiki feet.

Haley's on wiki feet. Wiki feet. What were you? Four. Four point. Out of five? When wiki leaks happened, did your feet go everywhere? WikiLeaks?

I don't know. I think you're just understanding what WikiLeaks is home. My workplace wouldn't even look at my own foot fetish website to see my arranging. We finally blocked the foot fetish website, is it? They have. Wow, I took them a few goes. I'm definitely not a hot drinks person.

I'm not a people person. Oh. I thought they meant backdoor surf when they said I'm not a backdoor person. No. The Z& Podcast Network. Is this a show real? Play Z&S. Flash foran and Haley.

Massive news for the book girlies. Sarah J. Maas made a huge announcement last night. The next Akatar book is coming out on October 27th. What if this book was really long? What if it took me more than a thousand pages to tell the story that needed to be told? What if that took beyond the constraints of a single volume? On January 12th, the next Akatar book will be coming out. Oh, two Akatar books.

the next in the series. A Quartz and Ackatar box. Now, I just want to bring in here because Vorni, my friend, he's an ally, he's a feminist, and he's also a lover of the Akatar series. But at Carwin reads on Instagram. How are you a lover of the Akita series? I've been introduced to it. How?

Who introduced you to it? Soft launch. Now, producer Karwin, at Carwin reads on Instagram. Yes, hello. You are all over this. Don't forget my Instagram, Fletch listens because I listen, I do audio book listening. And then I review them.

The videos are just him going, Mm-hmm. And you're going, but you were quite surprised that Forney got into the Akita series. I was. But are you? It's got everything.

It's like sexy dungeons and dragons. This is true. This is true. Yeah, the more I get into fantasy and romanticcy, the more I see why, you know, a lot of men are also now getting into it from their wives, because it's actually just like Dungeons and Dragons

it's like the games you've been playing for years. Yeah, it's also like a guidebook of like, do this to me. Exactly, exactly. It's all written down, do it. Exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So two new books. I haven't read, I read the first one. No, do you know what?

I listen to the first one. That's reading. Stand back and that's reading. And it's not for me. It's too soft. It's actually... It would be on Fletch's listens rather than Carwin reads, though. So at Fletch Lissons, I listened to it.

start that Instagram account before somebody takes it. But it's how it reads. It's too much, admin. Don't worry about it. What do you think is going to come in these next two books? This is the thing. She didn't really give us any info on what these two books are going to follow, like who they're going to follow. But these are very anticipated.

She has taken so much time off, much needed. She had a very awful birthing experience, and so she needed some time away. It's awful, but she's given us two books for the long way. She's giving us two because basically she said, you know what, this story was so massive. I didn't want to cut anything out. I didn't want to leave anything behind. And so you're getting to October and January, which is so soon. And usually you don't get a book announced that soon. Close, that close to her. No. Well, very exciting. The ZN Podcast Network play Z&ZN's Flash, Forne and Haley.

I want to know from you this morning, what did you have to get removed after a breakup or get rid of after a breakup? Oh yeah. Because a girl shared on TikTok. Yeah. that what? No, we were just communicating silently as where I want to do. But we both knew

what we said to each other. I knew what he said. And even as he just looked at him. No, you have to tell me you can't hope so. No, later on. Later on. Later on.

Oh, with you. Okay, sorry. Jesus Christ. Wake up. Wake up. Where's that coffee that you ordered on Uber? It's here.

Anyway, so she had a story to tell on TikTok. She shared it. And you have the audio flare. I do, yes. Your coffee's coming to. Can they take some bulk cutters to one of the bridges?

I'll give you the exact location and you take off that lock. Release me! Release me! If you miss a bit at the start, she said if there's anyone in Paris. That has bolt cutters. That's brilliant. So she obviously with her boyfriend or ex went to the bridge, put a padlock on. Yeah, it's a famous bridge in Paris.

They remove them every now and then anyway. Because don't they get like so heavy? Yeah. It's not bad. It's not bad. The fence is down. My parents did this. They did the love lock and all there and Patsy and Craig written on it.

They have a little photo. Mum's always, they went in. When you're in Paris have a look? And I couldn't find it. Well, there's literally thousands of locks. I know. I was like, what does it look like? It's red.

They're all red. Man, I need to place the nearest like, I don't know why I said hammer hardware because yesterday we had Hannahhammer hardware on the fund. But the nearest like hardware store must do a rip-and-trade in locks. Mech to be 10 now. Huh? We've got a Mtretene.

Yeah, yeah. A Mtretene? Mittre dez. Mittre dez. Mittre dez. Mertre dez. Yeah. No, you say mega in French.

Well, why don't you put Mita 10 mega into Google Translate? Or Bunnings. Put Bunnings in as well. Oh, I'll put both in. Even though you know I'm a Miter 10 man. I know. I know you are. I'm sorry Bunnings over here.

You love a bunnings. I don't have any allegiance. I just go to wherever it's closest. Oh, wow. Sometimes I'll, you know, get a $2-dollar screwdriver from the warehouse. I'm not, I'm not a leader. This is how, have you got my, this is myter 10 mega on French.

Ungle dee dee. Onde, Or ungle de smegre. Did you write? Mita. So mitre. Mita, because I guess a Mita is a. Okay, so you'd go to that version of Mita Tene,

the French version of Bidtineger. Bunnings isn't a word. I know, I think they're going to have a word. No, it is. It is. Brioche. Oh! Bunnings.

There's French. For brioche. Okay, put in Hammer Hardware. Hammer Hardware. Okay, hammer hardware. That's too much. It sounds so...

It's so much sexier in French, doesn't it? It's not fair. Can't waste you back. Mighter ten. Gosh. Mega. I went on a date in France with a guy of brown skin and light eyes.

I'm putting an ITM building supplies. Okay, Matero de construction. Maltio de construction. Do place makers. Oh, we've got to do, oh, you can't be a place makers. No, that was ITM. That was ITM building supplies.

Oh, ITM, materiard de construction. Okay, placemakers. And then, is that all of them? Anybody listening? Yep, somebody asked to text in any. Creator de lieu. Oh, creator de law. Oh, they all sound so sexy.

Creator de lieu. Yeah. Some French builders, Terence strips off his Off is chippy. Yeah. Get on down to Creight de Lotton. Get me left-handed habel.

After you return to Creighton de Lopon. Where did you been? I've been at Creeto de Lopon. Oh, Carter's. Carta. Got to go to Carter's quickly. No, so this is what we want to hear from you this evening. Hold on.

Hold on, Carter. Carter. Gartre. That's it. Okay. So what I want to know from you is what did you have to have removed, withdrawn, taken away after a breakup? up because this is what happened.

She's like, that love no longer lives. Yeah, it happens. It's so funny that it would bug you, but you can't fix it because it's miles away. Yeah, yeah. Yes. You're like, I mean, you could just let it go.

They'll remove it eventually, but I just love the fact that, and I hope there's a follow-up and I hope somebody does remove the padlock for her. But what... I mean, tattoos? Yeah, tat's gonna be a big one, eh? Maybe something they gave you,

you're like, it just reminds me of him, so I'm chucking it out. Maybe you install the ramp for them. and you're no longer dating that person, you rip it out. You installed a ramp for them. Yeah, maybe. Like you were seeing someone... I mean, I'd leave the...

Accessibility issue. I'd just leave it in for... It'd be at value to the... Or skateboards in for... You can skateboard straight out your front door, straight out onto the park. Resel it to some old people they can move in with a ramp.

Maybe you built a section in your wardrobe for them. Rip it out. Rip it out. Just leave it there, I'd say fill it up. I think a lot of it would just be getting rid of gifts or memories around the house after you break up with someone. Yeah, God, yeah.

0800, dials at Emerson number. Give us a call. Text through 9696. What did you have to get removed or get rid of after a breakup? What did you have to get removed or get rid of after a breakup? Because there is a chick who shared on TikTok that she needed a bolt cutter in Paris. I think it's worth listening to the audio just for her sign off. Is anyone in Paris?

Can they take some bolt cutters to one of the bridges? I'll give you the exact location and you take off that lock. Release me. Release me might be in my vocal stim for the weekend. Release me. So good. So what did you have to get rid of after a breakup? Sam, what did you have to get, what did you have to get rid of?

I made some key chains of photos that probably shouldn't have been taken of me. Of the nude variety. Yeah. Okay, great. Had to get those ones taken back off him. Wait, where do you get a key chain of your naked body, mate? Would you send the supermarket reaching for your purse or you're in your bag and you check your keys on the counter? Your tartar isn't there?

Yeah. You know, there was a few filters over them, so they weren't obvious, too obvious. But I did have to send them into warehouse station to get made. Now, that employee... Probably was stoked. Actually, yeah, it would be stoked, Sam. I mean, there'd be days when you worked at the photo printing place. There'd be days where you were maybe quite disgusted in a gas.

Other days, you're like, bingo. Bingo. Wait, Sam, so how did you get them off your ex's keys? I just kind of stormed back through the door and took them off. There's a lot of storming, isn't it? How many did you get made? How many of these are in circulation? You said multiple.

Just one. Oh, it was just one. It lives deep in the bottom of my jaw now. I don't know what to do with it. I prefer my hoods is. We'll have a rid of old look. Yeah, I prefer my nudes as fridge magnets, actually. Oh, yes, no, I say.

Yeah, friends. Because it can hold up the bills as well. Like, the power bill can go under the nude. I do mine as, yeah, big magnets on the side of my car. Like, you know, real estate magnets. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, all of these available at warehouse stationary. Yeah.

Thanks, Sam. Some messages in. I built my ex a walking wardrobe. Then she cheated on me and I pulled everything out and turned it into a storage room space. Do you know what? Like, that would be so healing. Ripping out there was cabinets. and the racks and everything

and be like, I'm going to eat my own space. I would have turned it into something fun for me though, like a gaming room or whatever you're into. Yeah. Someone said, I got given an epic Gundam anime necklace from my ex from when he went to Japan. When it ended, I took it off, but I really like it.

But I don't want to wear it. I don't know what you're talking about. Gundam. It sounds nerdy. Gundam. Yeah, it is nerdy. It is nerdy. See, nerds listen to the radio too,

so I think you should respect them. And we welcome our nerd listeners. You guys are really rude to the nerds. No. One particular nerd in you. And he's kind of, yeah. But you love it when we bully you. Yeah.

Yes, you do. I know. At the time. Why is there water coming out of your face? Calm down. Stop crying nerd. Four eyes. Stop crying nerd.

I burned our bed. Somebody said I burnt our bed. A sacrificial burning of the bed. That would be, that would feel good. That would feel so good. Yeah. Yeah. I got rid of men entirely and became a lesbian.

Oh, that's a nice move. Yeah. Yeah. Social media albums went through and deleted all of those. Oh, yeah, of course. Yeah. But also, that's the first thing you do when you hear your friends are going through a patch. You just go through and see if they've deleted each other from their social media. Yeah, yeah.

And then you message a group. She's deleted. There was a photo. There was a photo. They made a wedding two years ago. Gone, gone, gone, gone. It's gone. The sad realization that I was with, I was with someone for eight years.

and I can't think of a single thing I had to get rid of after our relationship ended. Guess I didn't get given much. Oh, wow. After I had breakup, I sold a diamond necklace and earrings valued at $5,000. It was his exes, so no sentimental value, but then my second husband died.

I sold jewelry that had given me to the value of over $20,000. But that had also belonged to his late wife. What are you inheriting all of these women's jewelry? We've got a black widow on our hands here. Is he killing them? What's that's that? It's a collecting widow.

When I was with my ex, he gave me a large glass gem. When we broke up, I smashed it, put it back in a box and gave it to him. Smashed. A gem. A glass gem. That kind of, it can't be both, can it? I don't know. A gem is a gem and a glass is a glass.

I don't know. But maybe it was shaped like a gem, but it was made of glass. Big Sandy here, had to get a tat removed. Should I? Had his name as a tramp stamp from when I was younger. Yeah. Classic Big Sandy. Big Sandy energy.

X and I just studied at university. he cheated on me, he gave me something that I had to get rid of. Oh. Yeah, more than antibiotics, maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. God bless modern medicine. You know? Yes, yeah.

I had to steal my dog back from my ex. I broke up with him and he took my dog. Oh, but it's your dog. It's your dog. Did you get it together, though? You should call her next week when they, what did you have to get back? Yes, what did your partner steal in the breakup?

Yeah. I want to pay that dog. I do that next week. Taylor's messaged, and I won't stand for any more nerd slander on the show. We don't We don't Sleand a news We are passionate about

Nudes No nerds Oh sorry I've said nerds Play ZM's Flesh for and Haley Fact of the day Day

Day day day Day Day Do do do do Do do Do do do do do do do To do do

Do do Do do Do do Do do Do All week we've been looking into things that started out in the medical field and have moved outside and today we're looking at drugs. Oh, yeah?

Some different drugs that started out in the medical field. Also, stay tuned at the end of today's factor that I'm going to tell you what the theme is for next week. I'm very excited about it. Is this like, you know, when a drug started being used for something, then it gets used for a different ailment? This is where drugs were used for something and it turned out they were really bad for you and horrendously addictive and turned into now some of the world's biggest problems. Number one, heroin.

Heroin was introduced in 1898 by Bayer. That's still around in there. Yeah. It was introduced, is it? They do the flea stuff for your cat. Yeah, they do. Yeah. And, well, they used to sell heroin as a cough suppressant.

So what? Got a chesty cough there? Gertrude? Have some heroin. It was also a treatment for tuberculosis and marketed as a non-addictive alternative to morphine. Now, I don't know a lot about heroin, but I do know it's violently addictive.

Yes. It was branded, it was literally branded heroin because it made patients feel heroic. Oh, okay. But the problem is when it got into your body, it just metabolized intermorphine in the body. So addiction rates exploded. Dependence was obvious and regulation needed to be tired.

So 1924 heroin banned for medical use. Right. Number two, cocaine. Wait, sorry, what year was it banned? 1924 in the US. Wild. Number two, cocaine, which was originally in Coca-Cola. Way back.

It was originally in Coca-Cola. That's right. The coca plant that gives us cocaine is where Coca-Cola gets its name from. And yeah, it was. And also quite an addictive drink. But cocaine was used in the medical field for toothache drops, local anesthesia, depression treatment, fatigue, and to treat the morphine addiction you had

because you used to take heroin for cough syrup. God, they really were experimenting back in the days, weren't they? With human beings. Sigmund Freud, the guy who did all the stuff about, like, wanting to sleep with your mom, basically. Freudian slip. He's a Freudian slip guy. Well, he used to love a Freudian bump as well. Oh, goodness.

He was a big fan of cocaine, and he said it was a great anesthetic, but it also helped him really concentrate on us. Of course, we know that this led to addiction. LSD is the next one, synthesized in 1938, marketed by Sandoz, under the brand name Delsiod. Didn't they used to give it to soldiers? Correct. It was legally supplied to psychiatrists to treat. treat PTSD from war, depression. Imagine coming home from war

and the horrible things you've seen and then someone puts a tab of acid on your tongue. Yeah. And now you're on the smoke alarm goes off and you're back, straight back in the theatre of war. Wasn't there a George Clooney movie? Men who stare at goats? Yeah. That was about them trying to... When they trialing it with soldiers?

I think the premise was they believed it could lead to mind reading or like telekinetic powers. But it just turns out that's what you think you're capable of when you take a losingenics. So it was used for a depression, PTSD, people with alcoholism, and psychotherapy enhancement. Then, of course, people were like, it also makes me feel good and I see dragons and stuff, so they started taking it in far higher amounts.

But there's also studies, modern studies now into LSD and the psychotic, is that the right word, and mushrooms that can help track depression, microdosing. Cannabis is another one. It was used in the 1800s for pain, insomnia, menstrual cramps and migraines. And then just kind of became criminalised as well. But obviously now it's back in the medical field. Yeah, well, it's very good for pain and stuff. Yeah.

And finally, the first methamphetamines. Marketed in the 1930s in Germany. Because they gave it to, they love methamphetamines. Yeah, they gave it to all the soldiers, didn't they? Yep. And then the housewives, right? Was that myth?

It was prescribed for depression to help with weight loss, yes. Fatigue and nasal congestion. because that's the active ingredient in pseudo-efferine that makes it work. Man, I had some suitor fed earlier in the year. If David Seymour has done one good thing, and I believe he only has,

that was getting that back on the shelves. On that and you can... Oh, yeah, yeah, you can off yourself. Say goodbye to Nana. You say goodbye to Nana before she goes... Before she's ready, yeah. Yeah. But of course, methamphetamine.

Yeah. We have a wide range of problems to do with it. So next week. Next week, we're looking into guide, scouts, some brownies. I never did it. Chocolate brownies. Oh yeah.

Long tears. Stay tuned. But today's fact of the day is there are a lot of drugs, illegal drugs, that started out as full-blown medicines. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Yeah. The ZM Podcast Network.

Play ZM's Flesh foran and Haley. What is going on? Now on Sunday you're doing Round the Bays in Auckland. And I'll also allow Wellington, but we're still saying it's not a bay in Christchurch. It's across the rest. It's around the estuary. So it's your first run, proper run ever.

Ever. And you've done two training runs. The run is eight and a half kilometres. Your training in total has been eight. 8 kilometers, 1-3 and 1-5. And the last 5 was weeks ago too. Yeah, you've done no training in the last couple of weeks. You're going to be very sore on Monday.

Here's the thing. Like, I've signed up to Round the Bays to impress a boy. That's really what it comes down to. Okay. A hot boy said to me, I'm doing Round the Bays. You should join. And I was like, yeah, man, I love to run. And you've got your Kmart running vest on?

I've got my Kmart running vest on. I got my Kmart running vest. I've also got my Kmart wrap-around glasses. They're in the car. I don't want them to get scratched. Okay. Yeah. And I've got my red badge security team polo on. Right. And I haven't trained.

Well, there's two types of worlds, aren't there? There's the physical world. Yeah, there is. And there's two types of training, I guess. There's the physical training and the physical world. Or the spiritual world and the spiritual trainer. What the... So we've decided...

Have you brought my therapist in? Mental strength. is important in a race. Right. So we've brought in a fortune teller who has a connection to the spirit, so he's going to let you know how it's looking. Hello, it's good to be here.

Do we have some music? Yeah, we do actually. Now, this does sound a lot like our newsread of Bryn, but it's not. No, it definitely isn't. Are you a relative of Brins? This is Bran. Yeah.

Brin. Brin. Brother of Brin? Yeah. who's actually a psychic medium. That's right. I can look in the psychic world. Right.

Yeah. Sorry, I sort of thought an athlete was going to be coming in. Oh. We tried, but they're all busy. Yeah, so you've got me, unfortunately. My hopes were up for Ruby, too. I've got to say it. I'm not disappointed.

Well, Sam Ruth cancelled. Yeah, I can try and tune into them and see what they have to say. So how is this going to help me? Well, I have no idea yet, but I did bring some... I actually forgot my tariff. card so I've had to improvise here. Okay. What have you got? I've got Monopoly deal. So

so we'll just go with it. That's the same. And you're going to sort of predict for me how my race is going to go? Yeah, yeah. How it's going to go how you're going to feel? Okay. Have we got some incense or we've just got in a arm? We've just a caroled vanilla candle. That'll do.

So it's like terror you put a card down and then that relates to what's going to happen to Haley over the weekend in the race. My hand? Yep. Yeah, are they clean? Yeah. Okay. I just weed before.

Okay, good. There we go. Okay. Okay. Sorry, let's call them Brian. Okay, okay. Okay, let me just tune in here, spirits. Yeah, okay.

Manvkin you got a new. Manette can. Yeah, okay. How are you feeling, Haley? I'm nervous for the race and I'm really excited to get some predictions as to how I may fear. I am saying when is the race? Sunday. A Sunday.

I am saying... Do you think it's too late for me to train? It might be, but I am saying that you will start the race thinking this is fun. You know, this is awesome. Okay, I can see it. But you're finished thinking it was a terrible idea.

Yeah, I imagine so. Yeah. Okay, spirits. But I do finish. I do finish the race. Well, eventually. That's what the spirits are telling me anyway. Psychic, Brian, can you see the trucks at the end?

cleaning up the cones and all the hoardings while she's still finishing. Yeah. I'm getting a very strong sense here of you questioning all of your life choices sort of halfway through the race. Yeah, right. Do you think that'll be... Do you know, I'm a little bit nervous about the race

because even just holding Bryn's hand, I've just got sore muscles so I'm going to pop that. Yeah. Oh, okay, thank you, Spirit. Oh. Hallelujah. Oh, oh, wow. It's Christ. It's Christ, okay.

I see you confidently over taking someone. Is it Georgia? Hang on. Oh, no, they will casually jog past you 30 seconds later. Oh, damn it. I had a burst. Yeah, it's just a burst.

Now, this is quite a serious one I'm getting. Thank you, spirits. Thank you. Which spirits this time? Who is it? Yeah. Last one was Christ? Yeah. It's some guy called Gary, I think. Gary? Yeah. What's Gary saying? He's warning me about

this thing called chafing. Oh, no. Oh, I do. My thighs are best mates. Yeah. And I'm getting this sort of powerful aura around you. Yeah. A very strong smell of deep heat. Oh, God. Thank God. That's the smell.

And chafing and sweat rash cream, which you can get from Chemist Warehouse. 75 grams. 1399. Ding the bell. That's a K-I. To your other side, babe. Other side. Yeah, thanks. Thank you. We can thank the spirits for that. Thank you spirits.

Okay, so. What is you say, Brian? Is this like some sort of discop? This will work as a crystal ball, I think, if I just hold on to that. Okay. He's looking into the Harry-style's disco ball. Okay, the spirits keep showing me the same thing. What if they say?

Haley. Yes. Googling how to fake an injury before around the base. I do have a twinge. I do have a twinge. Yeah, I get that feeling. I get that. Do you think, does the spirit tell you whether I should listen to that twinge?

I may be pull out of the race? I can't ask them. I'd have to pay more if it, you know. Well, it's a subscription base. Yes, it is. Yeah. You don't have the premium. That's right.

He's only got one connection. Exactly. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can we finish with one of, I don't you don't have your tarot cards, but can we do the first top monopoly card? Yes, we absolutely can. Well, can I pick it?

Yeah, okay. You pick the card. This is really the tell-all moment, isn't it? I've never played a monopoly deal, but it does sound fun. Yeah, you tell me. Okay. I don't know if you pop yourself back down there. Okay.

Well, this says you have to collect rent from each player. What does that mean? Well, that means you're probably going to sweat. Yep. During the race, probably a lot. Probably afterwards, too. And you will say the words that all runners say, I'm never doing this again.

That's what spirit's telling me. Wow. Fantastic. What a great psychic man. Brand. Sorry, Bran. Wow, Bran. Yeah, 966, if you need your tarot's red or...

If you need your Monopoly Goat. Exactly. Yeah. Text tarot to 966 for brand. Are you cheap? Um, well It depends Some, some say I am

But um But yeah No, this is my first time Haley doing this Believe it or not Well we've had some texts in This must become a regular Okay

And someone did ask If Red Badge, the team I am part of Are concerned about damage to the brand They should be Thank you for that It's really, I think it has guided me well, Brian Why are you wearing your running vest now? Just getting, it's a fit issue.

Oh, okay, right, you're just sort of wearing it in. Because I, yeah, I'm not sure if the boobs are supposed to go within or without. I'm confused. To the side or inside? Yeah, do I pull them wider or push them closer to get it? I don't know. Good like to you, Haley. Yeah.

Good like to everybody. Oh, we have a question. Okay. Tarot, tarot. Okay. Are the hurricanes going to beat the force? Just quickly pick a monopoly card. Pick a card.

From the tarot card deck. If you could pick a card again, it would be nice. She's from Wellington. The Hurricanes are d'Uge. What does it say? Collect rent again. Ah. What does that mean?

That means. Dark blue or green? That's not yellow. Okay. So that's a loss for the canes. That's a loss for the canes. And if that happens, you heard it here first. Wow.

Through the spirits. And if it doesn't happen, what's going wrong? Just a technical issue, I think. Yeah. The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Flethorn and Haley. You listeners, you have no idea what we talk about. Now, the girlies, you know, like it's been a long history of trading things, isn't it?

Tit for tat, a bit of this for that instead of money and goods. The barter system? Yeah. Love it. The girls, the girlies, are doing trinket for. trading, which is like, people are like leaving little signs up and leaving little trinkets, right? Like, oh, take a trinket, leave a trinket. Like your little book exchange fletched down by your apartment.

Yeah, I've got this cute little, like a little book fridge. A library thing. A library, yeah, yeah, take one, leave one. It's great. Yeah, yeah. So they're doing trinket trading now where they'll have a little sign and it could be bracelets or little key chains or something and you leave a trinket, you take a trinket. I think this is a cutest little innocent thing ever.

So you don't ever buy them. You just swap. You just swap. It's free. Do you know, I feel like producer girlies, Kauweeney, Shannon. You'd get into it. You'd rock around with a bit of trinket trading. Oh my God.

I find this so cute. Isn't it cute? You know, if you think of what a mini fridge looks like a skincare fridge, people buy those, kind of gut them, stick them to like lampose, put a big sign, and then fill them with trinkets, little sunny angels, stickers, bookmark. Like it's so cute.

Yeah. Oh my God, yeah, someone just messaged in. Oh my God, all the girls are collecting Sunny Angels. Yeah, girl. What's Sunny Angels? Oh my gosh. It's on our desk. Yeah, I've been a, I think I've got a couple of...

We've got littlest pet shops. We've got sunny angels. We've got a few little trinkets out here. What did I buy recently? The girls wanted some bloody Nidos. Oh, I've got a Nido here too. Nidos. I'm just like, we are cutsy Gensi.

What was being bullied for being a... cringe millennial, but you need to not buy these things for your girls if they're going to be mean to you. I don't know if I said that on air last night. I was called a cringe millennial by my daughter. I didn't sit on air. That was your private shame.

You're giving massive cringe millennial. I was like, whizzer. It's honestly worse than being called a boomer. It is. It's our generation's, okay, boomer. Okay, boomer. Yeah, being called a cringe millennial.

Wazza! Wazer! So the only thing with these exchanges, though, like if you've got your cute fairies and bracelets and things, what if I go into the trinket box and I leave like a siggy butt, you know, or like a cicada skin? This is whim. This is whimsy and mirth.

Yeah, it is whimsy and mirth. You can't mess with whimsy and mirth. I like this. It's very cute. It's kind of like that, um, like I saw one that was at a festival and it was like take a little thing and they had like hooks. Like, you know how you'd pull a phone number off a, of a like dog walker wanted thing?

like that, little hooks. It's very cute. I mean, it's better than graffiti and vandalism. Yeah, I've got no room in my heart for vandalism. No. The Z&M Podcast Network.

Play ZDM's Fletchhorn and Haley. When did you injure yourself going to sleep? Just sleeping. Just lying in bed and you injure yourself. I did this when I... Because you have done this. Yeah, I had a sore neck real bad,

but when I was at drama school, I woke up one morning and I went over my eyes and it was like, whoa! And I had this huge pain in my left eye. Ended up going to the A&E and they did pour ink in it. And I had in my sleep, like I had a corneal abrasion. So I'd scratched my eye in my own sleep. Well, because you'd like itched your eyeball or something. Yeah, yeah, but my fingernail obviously got like cord on it.

And then I had an eye patch for a week. I've definitely gone to sleep and woken up with a neck like so bad just from the way that I've slept. That was me a couple of weeks ago. I needed to go to the physio. Yes, yes. Physio for sleeping. Yeah, or like when you start exercising or running or doing something you haven't done for a while, you might get cramp in the middle of the night and that could tear something.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. People could do that. But so there is a basketball player, an NBA player, a San Antonio forward. Barnes. Harrison Barnes. His streak of 364 straight games. So that's without injury, without illness or anything. He's played 364 straight games.

How many gay games has he played? How many what? Gay games. I'm just thinking of you giving the straight numbers. Let's have the gay games as well. This is a quality. Actually doesn't give a number there for buy or gay games. Can I wrap my eyeballs around this basketball just for a look?

He's handsome, man. The Spurs. Tall, yeah. Tall, yeah. Well, he's missed his first game, breaking his streak of 364 games because he woke up from a nap with an injury. What injury? A sword.

left ankle. So like how do you, like a neck you can understand? So Barnes is 33 years old. Welcome to the decline, my friend. Welcome to the decline. Welcome to your 30s and 40s. It's a real kick in the guts when you're a parent and you look in the back seat and your kids asleep and their neck's like and their air in this car seat and the belts holding

them and you're like, oh my God and you're trying to put the head up, you're like, poor little guy's going to have such a sore neck. And then they wake up and you're like, are you sore and they're like, no. Boom. Yet you just look at a pillow the wrong way in your 40s and it's like, oh, yeah. Well, they said that he was treated by the medical staff, the team medical staff. And yet all they said was, yeah, woke up from a nap with a sore ankles.

I don't know if he injured it and then went to sleep. Or if he sort of like slept on it and twisted it or something. But like pretty funny for like an elite athlete to do this. There's so many good messages coming in already. Well, this is what we want to know. 9-6-96. Oh, 800 of dials at him. When did you hurt yourself during...

How is that possible? I know. Some of the messages already. Right now, did you hurt yourself in your sleep, get an injury in your sleep? An NBA player who happens to be tall, dark and handsome. It's irrelevant. Woke up from a nap with a sore ankle. Can't play.

Which is crazy. Because he didn't injure it before he went to bed. No, he just woke up and was sore. Very weird. Emily, good morning. What was the injury while you slept? So I twisted my meniscus My meniscus

It's part of your knee It kind of cradles your knee bone Essentially I select foot left Knee right Foot left Oh yeah Oh yeah How does it happen?

Went to the doctor and he was like Oh yeah blah blah blah Found out two days later My dad needs half a knee surgery for exactly the same thing Oh we've got a genetic disorder You got a genetic sleep We've got a genetic sleeping disorder or something. Well, dad sleeps with a mask and everything.

Oh, yeah. Oh, my goodness. Wow. Jeepers. How long did it take to recover from? I was really lucky actually two days, but some people that do it literally, like my dad need knee surgery. I made the surge.

Wow, that's so fascinating. Okay. Wow. So sleep your legs straight. Yes. Great advice. Sleep with your legs straight. Thanks, Emily.

Laura, when did you go to sleep and wake up with an injury? Well, first, long-time listener, first time, caller. Lovely to have you here. Welcome, Laura. Welcome. If you just stay on the line after Laura, we'll get some feedback on how you feel the show's going. Thank you. You can just tell us on here.

I think we can answer it. You've been listening to a long time, but you finally plucked up the courage to call, and I feel like, no. I feel like when I call a business and they're like, if you'd like to stay on the line and give us a survey afterwards, I'm like, no, thank you. Got things to do. Laura's very busy. Anyway I didn't know you could sneeze in your sleep But apparently you can

So I sneezed in my sleep And I cracked the ribs And it is still cracked What? So you wake up and you're just like Oh that's cool What have I done there? Yeah

Yeah And then did you get an x-ray Or go to the doctor? Yeah I went to the doctor And then I got an x-ray And they're like, yeah, you've cracked the ribs What the hell? Ow

But do you wake up when you sneeze in your sleep? Yeah, I woke up, yeah I don't think of... I didn't know that I've ever sneezed in my sleep or sneezed myself awake. I don't think I have either until the other day. I've snored myself awake. Oh, often.

Nightly, yeah. Wow. That's crazy. And so what do they... Does it just heal itself, Laura? You can't do anything for a great crib, so I'm just using it swollen. So I'm just using like Voltarangel and, you know,

chemist, thank you. Oh, ding, ding, ding the bell. Which is a long time list. And she's a KPI ticker. Yeah, this is... We're also, shout out to Chemist's Warehouse because they've heard Hayley's doing a run this weekend. They have done. And they've literally sent through a first aid kit for Sunday.

Laura needs some of the, yeah, yeah, because I'm going to be as sore as Laura. I need a first aid kit. Yeah, you do. I know, I've got joint sachets here from them. I could, you know, send you up. Well, I wish you all the best of luck, Haley. I wish you well on your healing journey. Thank you.

Thank you. I wish you well on your healing journey when you finish your run. Hey, Laura, don't be a stranger, eh? Call again. I think I speak for my co-workers I think for my co-workers when I say, we like Laura. Yeah, we like Laura and it'll be nice to keep up with her.

Well, yes, I've already had an argument. Call her in the way. Can we say, call her? Wait, hang on the way. Fletch, you just talked all over Laura. Jesus Christ. This is a woman. We just said we liked Laura.

You can't talk all over woman. I've told you, regardless. If it's international woman's down Sunday, you've got to start talking over a woman. Also, Laura, we've saved you in our logs. There's Laura brackets. We like Laura. You were saying you've,

already had an argument why? Because I'm the girl that went to Samuel Marsden. Oh, we have. We had an argument. We had a argument. It was sort of a high school, bit of a high school birth. Do you know what Laura called me? Hang on.

She called you a skank? Yeah, she said I was a skank. No, Hayley called me a skulk. You called, Laura. Because they had, we're not at school now. They had short little skirts at Samuel Marsden. We did. Richest school.

Couldn't afford more fabric. Ours were to the ground. Suck it, Laura. Yeah, Laura, we're going to hook out thanks to Chemis Warehouse. Thank you. With our caller of the week for that story, home of the biggest brands at the lowest price as well, Dan, we'll send out a little Chemis Warehouse prize pack.

Thanks, guys, and thanks for just making my morning. Oh, that, stupid. Laura, keep going for me, though, personally. Thank you, Laura. Some messages in. When did you hurt yourself while sleeping? Oh, somebody said, does it count if I fell asleep driving my truck and I woke up with a broken arm and fractured ribs?

I mean, we did actually ask. Technically that is acceptable. Yeah, but gosh, don't. God, that's scary. My cousin rolled off a bunk bed in his sleep and broke a collarbone. I'm always bottom bunk. I don't like the top bunk. Are you top or bottom?

I'm versatile. I don't want you to fall down on me if it collapses. There's no versatile when it comes to bunk beds. I'm by bunk. You're either top or bottom. That's greedy. Nope. Count straight or both.

Dislocated my shoulder in my sleep. I had to call the ambulance and suck on that green. and then they popped it back in on the spot. Wait, what do you mean you suck on the green whistle? It's that painkiller. I've never sucked on the green whistle. What is it? It makes you see things.

It's a magic whistle. Yeah, dude, I don't know what's in the green. It's in the green sucky thing. I've never seen us on any medical shows. They gave her the green thing to suck on and she said, why does everybody have three eyes all of a sudden and then asked the guy doing her cast why he was sweating so much. Now, fair question, he was sweating.

The green whistle, medically known as pen throcks, as a handheld self-administered inhaler, uses a fast acting short-term pain release. It's like Nang Deluxe. Nang Deluxe. No balloons. No balloons required. Nang Deluxe.

Can you buy these under the counter at a Cairo Dairy. Yeah, because you say, oh, I'm whipping up some cream. Klova green whistle. Yeah, I've got making a Pavlova. Make lots of Pavlovers, man. It's Pavlova season. Rap, rip, rip, rip, whip, whip. Um, I fell asleep on my left side and didn't tuck my hand under my head and I woke up with a

dead arm because my left breast had cut off the blood supply to my arm. Heavy breast. Heavy breast. I hate when you wake up and you realize how heavy your arm is because it's dead. It scares me. I used to wake up dislocating my shoulders. I literally woke up this morning with a strained calf muscle. I'm limping like an idiot for no good reason.

Being 46 sucks the fat one. I'll tell you what sucks the fat one. The alternative to being alive and sore is being dead. God, thank you for that wisdom, Gandy. Yeah, you're most welcome. I had the bed base leaning on the wall and I was asleep on the. mattress beside it. I woke up to it lying beside my head. Pretty good headache

too. The bed by and the mattress on the ground and it fell on the head of my god. I slept with I slept I get this one. I slept twisted at the hip and in the morning I could not get it right again. I could not get straight. Somebody else I paralyzed myself for

six hours from the waist down getting out of bed. God. I tell you what. Some great stories. news segment, not enough for the news news news stories from the last couple of days that weren't good enough for the main bulletin with Bryn. Oh, am I on? Okay.

You're on. Actually, can we just restart? Oh, wow. Yeah. Wow. I know. He wants a clean reset and he deserves it. I feel like you two threw him off with your character work.

Well, he laughed at one joke, so of course that's all we needed. Yeah. I wish the listeners could hear what you guys say my ad. I don't think we need jobs, Bryn. Pretty quickly out of the job. I don't think I can pay my mortgage with these dumb jobs. Gailda, good morning again. I'm Bryn Rudkin.

In nature news, scientists say the old boys be getting detreats. I haven't really proofread these stories like usual. Honor the text, please. Older humpback whales are more successful at mating with the whale sheilers because their songs are way better. Researchers studying Wales near New Caledonia say older males have had years to perfect their vocal skills,

making them more attractive to females with their dulcet tones. Basically, the ocean dating scene proves experience counts, which is good news for Barry Great White. That was a stretch. Yeah, it was. Bird Great White's a sharp, maybe.

I wrote this in two minutes from it. It did really well, Amy. Maclean was in trying to distract us. Great White? That's a great joke. Carry on Brin. To food news now, a video of McDonald's CEO Chris Kempzzynski. Something like that. Tasting the new Big Arch Burger has gone viral because people say his bite was tiny and he clearly didn't enjoy it. Have you seen this club by the way?

It's wild, eh. It's so long. This is long video. It's like, why am I watching this? And then he goes, and just takes a little mousy bite. He probably doesn't want to, he's pretty watching his calories for the day. I might be this pal. Rival Burger King, President Tom Curtis, posted his own video, taking a huge bite of a whopper. Sauce everywhere, real sloppy, sloppy bite.

Fans say it's the most corporate rivalry ever. Finally, now there's some real beef. Get it, beef. Yeah. Honor the text. Thank you, Hayley. Get it? Pause.

Real beef. Yeah, I get it. It's good. Do you want to read? No. Okay. In San Diego, a truck carrying almonds caught fire on a highway bridge, sending hundreds of kilos of almonds raining down onto cars in a business park below.

Workers watched as almonds just kept falling from the sky. It was literally nuts. Luckily... Luckily, no one was hurt just emotionally assaulted. Assaulted. Assaulted. Not as good as the first one. Yeah, I should have ended with the bigger one.

And finally, 20 camels have been disqualified from a beauty contest. In our Musana, after vets discovered Botox, fillers and even hump inflation. Oh. Yes, cosmetic surgery for camels. The contests are serious business with big prize money, so owners are apparently willing to cheat the system. For now, judges are keeping a close eye on their humps, their humps, their humps, their humps, their humps, their humps. lovely camel lumps.

Check it out. That's not enough for the news. I like that one. I like that. Enged it on a good one. My favorite part of it is brin reading jokes that Haley wrote and Haley needing that feedback of, that was funny. And these big eyes are like, I'm okay, hey guys, I'm okay, that was okay.

Also, someone texting, this is great. We missed a sitter there. It was total Armageddon. Oh, well done. Yeah, well, Haley was a little. distracted during the process. Bryn, thank you so much. Have a fantastic weekend.

You too. Good like, Haley. Oh, my God, we met your family member, Brad. Yeah. Bramler in the show. It's amazing. The psychic. If you like today's podcast, tell your friends,

you could send them the link. And if you don't have any friends, just pretend you did. Yeah, great. And rate and review. And maybe get out there and try to make some friends. Play ZM's Fletchhorn and Haley.