ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 6th May 2026

Episode Date: May 5, 2026

00.00:Intro 02.45: A croc ate someone 08.30: SLP - How do you take your Maccas breakfast? 12.42: Speed running Scientology 16.00: Top 6 - Storylines if Mamma Mia was set in NZ 21.50: Is it weird? 36.10: Met Gala Wrap 40.20: Is your ex still not over you? 47.10: Big Announcement 51.50: Vaughan's sad news 58.40: Fact of the day 1.02.55: How bad was the Stag/Hens? 1.14.52: Jason Momoa is basically at Hayley's house 1.20.49: When did you fall for someone who isn't your type? 1.24.28: Spice Girls hologram reunion... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM Podcast Network. This is Fletchwin and Haley's Big Pod. Brought to you by Chemist Warehouse. The biggest brands are the lowest prices. Welcome to the show, Fletch Fawn and Haley, it's two minutes past six. Just got to get to Christmas. Just got to get to Christmas, you know? Just got to get to Christmas.

We'll just get Christmas out of the way. That one, you weren't in this morning, I said to Haley, how's it going? She said, oh, hey. Good, I hosted a gig last night. Comedy gig, so you're up to what time? Ten. And I forgot that by hosting. it meant after my spot I couldn't leave.

I got to stay for the whole show. And then she's on seven days tonight. Oh, wow. It's so good. It's so good. Yeah, and the comedy show opening on Saturday. Well, I've got something that I think could, because I'm very excited to do my show on Saturday,

but as always, I'm always working up to the last minute, last second. Yes, yeah. I've got an idea for what might be a real motivator to get me there. That's after 9 o'clock. I'm calling that a real long day. Long tease. It's a long tease. It's a long tease full. And the top six is coming up. We've got a celebrity at the moment. Peas Brosnan. My James Bond is in town.

He's my James Bond too. Is that your favourite? Well, no, he was like my first... I was aware of James Bond before Golden Eye. Yeah. But I really like remember Golden Eye being like launched and then the subsequent Bond movies and I played Golden Eye on the Nintendo 64, which was him. Amazing game. Is he here filming? Or holiday?

I actually don't know because he was in Mrs. Doutfire. as well. He's so hot. That's right. And he's only getting hotter. And Mama Mia. Yeah, Silver Fox. Do you remember that Eurovision movie with Will Ferrell and Yes, he played that Iceland? And he plays Nefazza who's like, oh, it's so good. Yeah. Is he filming Minecraft? Is he in Minecraft? Oh!

More on that after 9 a.m. by the way. Oh, maybe. Do you think he might be doing my little Minecraft cameo? Well, with Pierce Brosnan in New Zealand are the top six born. the top six storylines for Mamma Mia 3. Set in Altearo in New Zealand. Yeah, right, okay. Great. I don't know the storyline, so they have to

fill me in on that. Neither. I'm doing some lots of dads. Yeah, yeah, I know Colin Firth. Yeah, Merrill Street slept with many people. One of the Scarscarscards. Yes, the oldest Scarscard. The dad's scars guard. Pears, Scarscard and Colin Firth. Slept with them all. We don't know who the dad is. She goes back to

crazy. It's not brilliant movies. Okay, yeah. All right, but that's coming up in the top. It's free fuel this morning as well at 8 o'clock. But next on the show, you may have seen an image of a massive crocodile being airlifted by a helicopter. The whole story behind that next. The Flet's One in Haley, Big Pod. There's a story out of Mozambique.

Apparently beautiful. I would love to. I'd love to go anywhere. Show trip to Mozambique? That is not the next genuine friend trip. Yeah. You're sad. Do you need your best friends to take you to Mozambique?

Can you imagine if when we went to surprise you with Bali last year, we got to Auckland International Airport, we took you to a gate and it said, Mozambique. That would be something, eh? Far out. Yeah, too expensive. It's not happening.

Is it not happening? Africa though. Very close to Zimbabwe. Yeah. My Zimbabwe and friends said to me, Sprout, please never go on your own. Oh, really? This was part of right there where,

Just underneath Zimbabwe and South Africa are in Mozambique. Although South Africans said to me don't go to South Africa, but... It's close to Madagascar. They say don't go to Joburg, but you've got to go to Cape Town. It's amazing in the Bay and stuff. Yeah. I mean, you know. I'm from Joeberg, so I'll always go to say hello to my family, but it's lovely.

Mozambique I have not been. Do you have not been? No, I know, and it's so close. I know. Go? I might go. Gay. I might go.

Gay. I might go. What's your waiting? Geh. I did not. So a hotel owner was swept away in floodwaters. He was trying to cross a flooded stream and in his four-wheel drive and he got swept away by floodwaters.

It's very sad. They spent days like flying some drones and helicopters. Yeah, because apparently a few people got, you know, got washed away. It was pretty bad. Even the floods we've had here and they're like, it's so dull. You've got to just not drive through. No, don't drive through. I know people always think I can do it, but you can't see how deep that is.

Yeah. I drove through Floodwaters as a teenager In the dark, unbeknownst to how deep it was We made it to the other side And someone like, we got this old boy At a massive forward drive tore strips of us And lucky back on it What are you doing?

Stupid idiots I was just like Oopsie So they then were on their surveillance They spotted a crocodile Which they described as an unusually bloated belly Not flinching their drones went right by it Could be pregnant?

It's a male. I was going to say because you never want to say to a crocodile. Are you pregnant? Even if you think they're pregnant, you never want to say, hey. What's your rule? You've got to have a head hanging out. Yeah, dialated. A baby's coming out.

Yeah, you never say to someone, are you pregnant? So it's a four and a half meter long crocodile. Sure, that's a biggie. So. It's so big. This is the part that I'm like unusually bloated short. A police sniper shoots. through the head and kills it.

He's just living his life. On a hunch? Yeah, I'm sorry, but come on. No, I'm sorry, Vaughn, but if you're a police sniper, how often do you get to have fun? You're gagging for some fun. You're gagging for some fun. You're gagging for some fun.

You're like, let me out, guys. I'm sick of the office. Get me off the bench. They shoot it, they kill it, which is sad, and then they take it to the Kruger National Park for examination. Two severed arms, part of a ridge cage, pieces of flesh

and a wedding ring believing to belong to the missing a hotel owner. Oh wow, okay. Gabriel Batista. And there's DNA testing underway to confirm it. I mean all signs point to... Yeah. It's a pretty iconic photo.

It's going to be one of those photos. It's always at those photography news exhibitions. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This massive crocodile being hoisted by a helicopter. They took, they got a policeman on the harness, right, and he went down and attached it. And then he's above it. Yeah, it's a nuts photo

And it's been... But I'm like, I don't understand that it's sad But it's just an animal doing its thing You know what I mean? Yeah. It's like when there's a shark attack And they're like, oh, we've got to find that particular shark and kill us. For a start, I don't mean to sound sharkist.

I don't mean to sound fissurist. I can't tell the difference between sharks. He's not a fascist and he's not a fashist either. I'm not a fascist or a fissist. But they're like, well, we're going to get rid of that shark. It's got a taste for human. I'm like, it's the show. It's doing its job. It's just in a river and something floats part.

Like if you're... I think if maybe if you see the crocodile and he's actively attacking a human, for sure. Yeah, that's self-defense. I mean, if I was just down the street and a Lamington log just floated past, I'd take it and need it. All of a sudden, there's the Lamington police hovering in the Lamington copter. Yeah. And the Lamington police, Marksman, is shooting you with a jam gun. And then they take you and say there's remains of Lamington inside of you.

And then there's stories all around. They're like, chigo, this is huge. fatty. Yeah, had big pocus full of the Lamington. Full of the Lamington. Yeah. Big fat get with Lamington other things they found

inside this crocodile. Children's shoes? No. It ate a child. Ten different types of children's shoes. Or small woman's shoes. Or small men's shoes. But they were small children's size shoes. Yeah, right. Okay. Yeah.

What's he doing snacking on shoes? Well, I think it just goes leg and all, but it can't digest the shoe. Wait, but are there that many missing... Children? Are there that many missing people in Mozambique? I don't know. Who knows? This guy's a beast.

This guy's been around for a little while. Imagine the indigestionate a bloody wealy would give you. A healy, rather. Or some braces. Yeah. Ow. Imagine a crock eating someone wearing crocs. Croc on crock.

Croc on croc. Croc and croc. I don't know if I want to go. You're not going to digest a crock. In Janisburg, it's... You don't... see a crocodile like this. That would eat children and human men.

No, I don't want to go. The Fletch morning, Haley, big pod. Yes, that's right. It's 625A. Mmm. And all this week with Cillardipole, giving the chance to win a month's worth of Macca's. The AM just got more.

Mm-hmm. With Maca's breakfast. And all you've got to do is vote on our Cillinidipole. Easy peasy. Yeah, to be in. Today the Cillittle Poll is about Donald's breakfast options. Yes.

What you'd go to McDonald's breakfast? Is it hot cakes or is it McMuffin? Your two options. If those are the options we're putting for it? That's where the options we're putting forward. I'm going to say I go a bagel. Depends.

If I wasn't hung over, I'd go the McMuffin, but if I'm hung over, the hotcakes hit. Do you go sweet? Yeah. Yeah, that's weird. That's so weird. I go the other way. Yeah.

No, I'm savoury all the way. McMuff. Yeah. Sossy McMuff. Okay, well, how did people vote? Well, 75. 25% of people said McMuffin. 25% said hotcakes.

The classic. Yeah. Someone whose Instagram name, display name is just that Dickhead. Oh, Vaughan. That's what they said that is that underscore Dickhead. You don't need to read that out. What am I supposed to say? I said chosen name. I'm not telling them

their chosen name. I think I'm okay with hearing Dickhead. That's their chosen name. How am I going to tell the people at church that you said this? He said worse. How are you so Shook about D-head. I wouldn't tell a people at church. Did I even have this job?

No. I wouldn't. No. Oh my God. If you're worried about God, he's just watching. He knows. That's what my mum always said. Right, okay. Did that scare you as a child? Yep. Yeah. Always. Well, he's just said it's got to be that muff.

Because of the approach, bro. Okay. Of course, someone with that username would say that. Yeah. He's not winning. They're not winning. Fowl language. Hot cakes, because they are buttery and sweet and go well with a little side of bacon. Oh yeah. I'm sorry. Good, good, good. I actually haven't

had them in years. They're good. You've got to douse them. Any hot cakes must be doused. Who's having a dry hot cake? Lee said if I'm sitting down, it's hot cakes, but if I'm in the car, it's got to be the McMuffin just for easy to and all driving. But if you park up quickly and cut

into squares. No. And then just fork. McMuff is a one-hander. Hot cakes is a two. Page said, I literally refused to answer because I don't know until I get there, I turn up and when I go in, if I smell hotcakes and I'm viabin, the sweet treat, then that it is. But if I go in and smell some sausage and cheesy goodness, it's savoury baby.

Yeah, I mean, that's the sort of scientific answer. It's just one page, a month worth of Macas. No, yeah. Oh, you're right? Yeah, straight off. Is that our winner today? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love that.

Poetic. Okay, congratulations. Will I be in touch and sort that out? Are you land to see, hear me out on this. Bacon and Egg muffin, take out the egg and add a hash brown. Oh, yeah, that's good. Take out the egg. No, Adahash Brown.

I was going to say, leave the egg in and add a hash brown. Ila said, McMuffin with extra meat. Oh. Jason said McMuffin, but hotcakes been hung over in a little needy. That's you. It's the Fletcher Appeal. Yeah. Tasha McMuffin without the egg, please.

I thought her name was Tasha McMuffin. Tasha McMuffin, so she always gets McMuffin. Of the McMuffin franchise. Yeah, and next we'll see her from Sophie Hotcakes, who we'll get hotcakes. Okay, lovely. Anthony said the pancakes. I can make, I'm, I'll take home. Sausage and muffins are unique and can't be replicated.

Yeah, this is true. Yeah. Yeah. Bacon and egg McMuffin with a side of sausage and egg mcuffin, add mayo to both, then try to slide a sneaky, hash brown in each of them. Far around. Back me later, says David.

That's like saying I'll have a quarter pounder with a side of filet of fish. Yeah. I'll have a quarter pounder with a side of quarter pounder. Yeah. For still little poll, we ask what's you go to, McDonald's breakfast. 75% of you said the McMuff. The ZN Podcast Network.

Well, there's a viral speed run Scientology trend that is making the rounds on TikTok. We go to our social media expert, Shannon. Shannon Trim at the social media expert desk. At the social media expert desk. Still hasn't made me a TikTok star. That's crazy. I haven't opened TikTok, I reckon in like a year. Oh, my gosh.

It's because every time you ask for advice to give it to you and you ignore me. I know. I know. Can you just have to log in and just make me famous? You know what I mean? I can't make us famous. So this trend, basically, the gist of it, is you've got to run, see how far you can get into the Scientology, your local Scientology church. Yeah, and we've got one quite close to this.

We're not encouraging this. No, no, no, no. Because police in Australia have come out, because I believe they arrested some. Oh, really? Because it's basically trespassing, right? Yeah, but it's just like the whimsy of just seeing how far you can get. And some people are getting to the second story. So you just go in and you just see how far you can go.

Because the building in L.A. is like this bizarre looking. Have you seen that one? It's literally like a massive church. Like it is impressive. My friend Leon went in there. Remember I've told this before. My friend Leon was over in L.A. And he really wanted to see inside the sign.

He didn't rush it. He booked an appointment to go in and they tried to convert him. and they put him up to all the machines and stuff to read his frequencies. They definitely keep you there for a long time too. Yeah, he was there for hours and was like, oh, some people are trespassing, but you're kind of kidnapping. Yeah, yeah, no, no.

He was like, I wanted to leave an hour in, but it was like four hours. You know how I watch documentaries every night? A few days ago, I fell asleep to one about Scientology. Because it is just very interesting how weirdly mainstream it is, but also not at all. And then you've got to pay, yeah, that's all the celebrities got to get hooked.

You've got to pay to get to the next level, and then eventually you might get on the space. Which is hiding behind the sun or the moon. Yeah, the end and we'll get you off the planet. And like famously is the name is the actress Elizabeth something who's from the handsman, hands face towel, like she's literally in it. Yeah, she's like elite gold. Did you not know.

She's like Nepo baby of Scientology. I knew obviously like Tom Cruise and John Travolta and stuff. Yes, she is. She's elite gold platinum. Yeah, no. Is she like Nepo? Like isn't her family as well? Oh.

And she's pregnant at the moment and there's like a whole thing around giving birth in Scientology. Because he was founded by a sci-fi writer. Yes. Like a fictional sci-fi writer. Yes.

Al-Rond Hubbard. It's started by fiction, science fiction. Yeah. Well, apparently this is it's not just happening in Australia but all over the world. It's just kind of taken off. So police, yeah, in Australia recently have warned about it. It was just yesterday

because they arrested some teenagers doing it? My favourite one was a group of people dressed up as minions and then someone is through. Tonight we rush the Scientology building. I mean look we're all entitled to believe what we want to believe. Whatever helps us get through the day, we've just got to get to Christmas and if believing in these planets and these spaceships helps you just get through life, then believe away. The Z&M Podcast Network Play Z&S, Fletchhorn and Haley.

and Haley group chat. This is the top six. Hi there, Pierce Brosnan in town. What's you doing? What's he doing? He might just be a holiday. He was spotted with his wife and I believe one of his sons, or our son, I don't know how many sons he's got.

That's actually a really good question. How many kids are you got? So the hero article says a wife and son at Seoul. Is that where we went once? Someone took us once for a fancy business lunch. Yeah, it's where everyone goes. And I ordered the mac and cheese and everyone mocked me. That's okay, babe, you get your mac and cheese.

Most people are getting champagne and oysters at salt, but you do Mac. Yeah, because I don't know about fancy restaurants when I got very overwhelmed. Yeah, it's a good mac and cheese though. Yeah, it is very famous that's mac and cheese. But it was very, you know, it was the only thing on the menu I recognised. So he's got four sons. My man. And four grandkids.

He's getting it. Christopher, he adopted in 1986. Sean is his biological son. Dylan and Paris or his other biological sons 1997 for Dylan 2001 for Paris So he'd be 25 Right, probably still holidaying If mum and dad would go up to the other side of the world

I don't like, do you want to come by? I'm like, do you find it weird when like Kids have left home But they still get to go on the family holidays? I'm like, yeah Once I left home, my holidays were up to May I think once you're in your 20s You're not allowed to go away with mum and dad

on the family holiday You can join them, but that's on you. Yes. When you've got kids, though, like I take the girls and we go away with my dad to the mount. Yeah. That's kind of like a... Yeah, but they're teenagers. Or 12 and 14.

Yeah, yeah, no, no. I mean, I'm still going with my parents. Oh, right. For a week. But you're taking the kids. Intergenerational. Yeah, that's different. Okay.

But if your parents were, say, going to Japan like they recently have... Yeah, and they said, do you want to come to Japan? And pay for it. I would. I would, yes, 100%. You would, yeah. But it is weird. Yeah.

What is weird? doing here? What's he doing? Well, I propose to you, he is filming Mamma Mia 3, which hasn't been announced, hasn't even been talked about and probably isn't happening. Right. Okay. But I've got the top six storylines for Mamma Mia 3 set in New Zealand. Despite never having

seen a Mia Mama. A Mamma or a Mama Mia. Or a Mama Mia. No. He's had a Mama for your rallies. So there was Mamma Mia. And then there was Mamma Mia here we go again. Number six on the list is the name for the film. Yeah. Okay. Mamma Mia three rugby team.

To the tune of Dancing Queen. Rugby team. Mide on your knees living for the dream. Set that scrum. Watch him run. He's on the rugby team. Oh yeah. That's beautiful.

Yeah, because one of the fathers, possible fathers, was on a rugby team. So they turned to find out who. Number five on the list. The classic, Who's My Dad Plot? Okay. Of Mamma Mia, except it's got a New Zealand twist to it. Father candidate number one, a Tigawiti sheep farmer that she met at the field days.

Lovely, yeah. A father, possible father number two. A British-born dock ranger who she banged on the Tongarero crossing. Oh, yeah. Enter Pearce Brosner. And number three, a Māori, all black. There is nowhere to bang on the Tongariah Crossing board. Up the top.

Get creative, mate. Get creative, mate. With all the tourists? Yeah, man. It was 8, 1998. Just sort of do like a spoon, like we're taking in the view. Yeah, but you take it in something. And the third possible father candidate, a Maldi All Black,

whose name she never caught, but she's still got the jersey. Number eight. Oh, okay. Who could that be? Stay tuned. Stay tuned. Number four on the list of the top six storylines for Mamma Mia 3, set in New Zealand, Mamma Mia 3, rugby team.

Yep. Because he's on the rugby team. Dirty knees living for that. dream. Did it's set on Wahaka Island. Oh, okay. Instead of a Greek island. Yep.

No Greek islands, but there might be a Greek salad as a homage to the original. Lovely. And the rust that guest house is actually a non-consented boat house conversion. Yeah, lovely. Don't tell council. Don't tell council. I think the new neighbours are going to knock and tell council. Oh, don't tell council.

Carpet baggers coming away. Building their mansions. Number three on the list of the top six storylines from a mum of Mia three rugby team said in New Zealand, her love interest is Jason Marmore. Because I think he legally has to be any movie filmed here presently. It's government legislation. Yeah. We won't film without him. No, we can't film without him. I couldn't get him for my film, but I got his on-screen wife.

Instead, Amelia Clark. Yeah, yeah. By proxy, sort of one step away. Okay, number two on the list of the top six storylines for Mamma Mia 3 rugby team. The possible dads are Piersnan, well established. Of course, the Tickawitty Sheep Farmer that she met at the field days is played by Sam Neal. Oh, lovely, yeah. And the Moldy All Black, whose name, she needs. of court but still has a jersey number eight played by Cliff Curtis.

Oh, it's nice. I mean if it's Cliff Curtis, there'll be signs. Yeah. The actress will be. She'll tan well. Kiss of the brown. Jessica. And number one on the list of the top six storylines

for Mamma Mia 3. Pierce Brosnan and at the end, at the wedding, to close the wedding, attempts to sing sing Pocati Carriana. He's been producing a film, but he still can't sing. The girls told me this is a well-known part of the Mamma Mia.

I do have sense. Is that he can't sing, but God, he tries. Yeah, love that. We're here. We love a try-out. Well, enjoy your time in New Zealand, Chris Brosman. And thanks to listening. That's the last six.

I don't know if he's listening. He loves the show. Play Z-EMS, Fletch, one and Haley. I think we should start with the message, the DM, that we've received overnight in our F-E-H inbox. And then we'll debut our new segment. Does that feel like a good idea? Well, no, we've got to play the new.

segment and then... Oh, okay, okay. So we have... Oh, I like that. I don't know, I don't mind doing it backwards. No, I was going to say that we got this and it sparked the idea and so here it is. But you want to go, here's the new idea and then I'll read the thing. Why just that's how we'd always do it? I know, why not try something different? No, no, no, no, no. I'm happy to go traved.

A rolling stone. I think happy to go trapped. We received a message overnight and it was very weird and we thought it would spark a new segment. Yes. Is this weird? It's our new segment idea And because we received this overnight This morning

We've been hustling We're like jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle Now Sam our sound guy Who puts hard, trained mahi Into all of our other bits It's too early in the morning for Sam He's got a busy day He was like children

It was like quarter past five We were like, let's do this Let's just do this He's asleep You know what we bowed down To our AI overlords And we've come up With an AI slop jingle

As a placeholder Is it weird? Is it weird? know, is it weird? Tell me if it's weird. Maybe it is men people will think I'm weird. So tell me, is it? Is it weird? I actually don't think you can

even tell. I actually don't mind that. I thought it was kind of funny. A.I. Slop. Is it weird? This is a segment that we've been dreaming up over the last hour because overnight we received a message in our DM inbox and it's too good. If this segment is going to continue, It is going to need listeners to message us in with weird things that have happened to them.

And they have to ask us a question, is it weird? Is it weird? Is it weird? Is it weird? I don't know if it's weird. Is it weird? Okay. Here's the message.

Okay. And we want you, our listener to text in, 966, give us a call if you want to have a chat. 0800 dial ZM. Is this weird? Here's the message. Hey guys. Hey guys. Hey guys.

Hi. I love this. Don't ask me why I'm messaging you three, but I've had a couple of rosays and it's too weird to ask my friends. I love this. Great start. Already intrigued. I need to know if this is weird. Is it weird? Is it weird? Tell me if it's weird. I met a guy from Tinder this afternoon. This is fresh and he was really lovely and fun. This is a Tuesday. This is coming out of notes. It's a Tuesday afternoon.

Well, some people don't work. They might have had the day off on. Babes, I know that you did. Tilly Deli on the apps. It's cheap Tuesdays. Movie night Tuesdays not. I know. Shack up with a stranger. Any day. Any time of the day and week can be this. If anything, the last 12 months has told me, we date Monday to Sunday.

Yeah. I met a guy from Tinder this afternoon, Tuesday afternoon. He was really lovely and fun, and eventually, yeah, we got down to business if you know, you know. We know. We know. Anyway, after he finished,

he got up and got changed. And I just said to him, oh, the bins over there, expecting him to throw away the, you know what. Pretension. Yes. Yes.

And well done. Yes. We must bring this safely on a Tuesday afternoon. Yes, yes. Friday, Saturday, but Tuesday. Wow. But, so I said to him, there's the bin over there expecting him to throw away the you know what.

But he just ignored me and put his underwear and pants on leaving the you know what on his you know what. You get you're getting what I'm going on? I said, you don't want to throw that out? He got awkward and said, no, no, no, it's all good. And then he just left. That's weird, right? Is it weird? Is it weird? Is it weird? I don't know. Is it weird? Tell me if it's weird.

Maybe it is. Maybe it's not. We'll think I'm weird. So tell me. Is it? Is it weird? It's gross. It's gross. She said... So by default, it is also weird. That's weird, right. Why would he do that? I'm too nervous to ask my friends. So I thought I'd ask my radio friends and said, brackets, I reckon you'd also get a laugh out of them. Yeah, we did. We got woken up with the message from Shannon's like, you'll Never gets a message I've got in the inbox. And then we were like, is it weird? But it's not up to us to decide.

The three of us have determined we think this is weird. I think it's a... I think it's... Nobody said, this is very weird. Did he finish? And if he's no longer excited, how did it stay on? So I want to... In the message we received, anyway, after he finished.

Oh, okay. Yeah. So confirmation, it has been used. Is this some kind of weird insult thing where they don't want... like... So aren't there things though with celebrities as well

that they'll never leave a used protection? Yes. Because mad people that they've hooked up with might take it, use it and have their baby. Okay.

And now suddenly Mr. Celebrity has a new child that he was not wanting and he did all... The lunatic. Yeah and he did all the things to make sure that that wasn't going to happen. Like a hot, hot lunatic. But I don't know if Tuesday Tinder guy.

Yeah, I know it's madness. It's weird. I'm sorry to rate yourself Tuesday Tinder guy. Tuesday Tinder guy. If you're looking up with some, you don't even know anything about him. No, you're not going to, yeah. The weird thing about it is he's really lovely and fun.

So like this has been a nice day. We've had a nice day. There's nothing about it. You go like, odd. We've had fun. We're having a lovely, nice time. Okay.

Also the fact that he's like pulls up his pants gets awkward when she's like the bins over the end. and just leaves. Like, what do you go into the bathroom and flush it? I know you're not meant to, but if you were that worried. No, you're not flush it. Don't, excuse me. Excuse me.

I can respect for the way, I pay rates. Yes, I, I pay rates. I'm flushing. You know, guys, come on. No, that worse the medal in some. Sweat wipes. You can't flush your Connie.

I know that. I know that. But if you were that worried about it, also if you were that worried about it, wouldn't you like, take it off a pocket it? Tissues. And then to.

And then take it home. Yeah, yeah. And yeah, how's it staying on? Because we've... Like, what are you... We've deflated. What are you halfway home in the car? So what he said, this guy was 1,000 of white, one thousand percent of white boy, right?

Yeah. Is that racist the same? I'm allowed to say it. I'm a lot of say it. Why would they be? Why would that? Oh, he faked a finish and didn't want to hurt her feelings. Oh.

No, but that doesn't... But the question is, is it weird? Is it weird? Is it weird? I don't know. Is it weird? me is it weird? So that's what we want to know from you right now.

And then we'll come back. 0,800 dials at M. Text through right now, 9-6-96. Weird or not weird? And then we will, as a nation, decide. And help out of our listener, is it weird? Someone said it's not weird.

This is a thing. Okay, let's get into that next. Text in, 9-696. 0800 dials at M. Is it weird? Is it weird? I don't know. Is it weird?

Tell me if it's weird. Maybe it is. Nah. Because then people will think I'm weird. So tell me, is it? Is it weird? Oh. Now listen.

Sam, our sound guy, he's asleep. We whipped up an AI slop jingle, and I am tickled by it. I'm tickled by it. I'm not mad about it. Tell you what, there's a second part to that jingle too. There's an outro. When the nation decides, is it weird yes or is it weird no? There'll be two outroes.

Yeah. Yeah. So. Should we do a little quick brief? Because they have some people being like, like, what's going of, Mr. Okay. someone deemed us saying I don't know why I'm asking you three this I've had some rosays

I met a guy on Tinder this afternoon this was yesterday afternoon he was really lovely fun eventually we did the deed after he had finished he got up to get change I see the bins over there to throw out the you know what he said nah more good he put on his undies keeping the you know what on his you know what

and then he left is it weird why would he do this but okay so people are saying no it's not there are some no it's not Oh my God. Vaughn, you got, the, the texts are... For a start, I'll say there are some very funny text messages. Some of them, we probably can't read out.

Definitely. But we can dance around. We can dance around you. You guys are so funny. You guys should get a radio show. And we'll text into your show. We'll text into your show, too. Oh, Lee.

Anonymous, please. I've had this before. I've been the female that's watched a male do this. I suspect that concern we'll dig into the bin and use the... Yeah. The baby battered to make the baby. Man.

That's insane. There's places you can go to ethically get a... Yeah, but they're thousands of dollars. Ask a friend. Yeah. Somebody you've met for an hour off Tinder, like you're not weighing... Yeah, but you can tell if someone's got good genetics.

Do you know what I mean? I'm just having a little quick once over. Yeah, okay, but they might be hot and have good genetics, but you don't know, like, their history. Yeah, I know, I know. Somebody messaged in saying, as a guy that on the autok case, Yes, has failed to finish.

Oh, okay. You don't want to leave behind evidence. Yeah, but you go and put it in the bin. Also, if you fail to finish, I don't mind. Just make sure I have. Do you know, and they're like 100%. You do, you boo. I don't give it.

You know, that sort of, not my. It's actually kind of nice for the tables to turn for once in a while. Yeah, I did. I mean, I was reflecting on the DM being like, once he had finished, he got up, I was like, well, I hope we'll be a first. But anyway. Somebody said, I mean, we've got to have a follow-up message. We've simply, this cut, we must all pitch in our courage to help this woman message this guy.

I can't help but notice you left with it still on. It's not. But she said he was fun and lovely. Like, she might want to just have another date. Do you reckon they'll have another date? So what else are people saying? Like, who is, are any guys saying? No.

That's a story on how my son was born. Stolen's burned from an old condom. What? No. No way. Yeah. Someone else said. Okay.

Can we have a follow up on that? Like, that's crazy. How did you find out? Did they admit it? Because condoms can break. Let's... Yeah, for sure. Yeah, but you're saying that they...

Not the ones I use. Oh, because yours are more like polythene, aren't they? Like black, thick, polythene. It's like that stuff you put on the ground under your house. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sort of insulation. Black. Yeah.

Weed matting. Yeah. Not comfortable for anyone, but safe. Yeah. Safe as houses. I has a mother of a teenage son, this is scary me. Well, I mean, this is a great reminder. If you do have children of that age, you need to have a chat to them.

Yeah. And more than one, I reckon, don't just do one and then be like, my job's done here. It's an ongoing conversation. Sounds like he's dipped in crazy before and doesn't want to risk it. I mean, I get it. We can be wild. Okay. Someone said I've done the same.

Ring me. I've done the same. Do we want to ring them? 3.36? I just want to know what? Like, what? Just like put it in the bin. Flush it.

I mean, there's so many people, so many people are saying... Take a glad bag and take it with you. Yeah. You know, like... Yeah. So many people are saying it's that he's embarrassed that he wasn't able to.

Like that's the kind of... But it sounds from the message that he did. But did she see it? It's all murky down there. I know a guy that did that because he had a wife. Oh, and didn't want any surprise. And he used to keep, check it later, didn't have any holes in it and that it was still obviously taking it with him because

someone said, be like the Irish and wear three condoms, to be sure. Oh my goodness. Look out the window. The hockey players are here. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Put the curtains up, Haley. Wait, wait, wait, wait. There are hockey players outside.

It's like he did rivalry. They see the ice hockey players. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Haley, look! They're playing hockey! What are you doing? They're playing hockey outside this dude. Kiss!

Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Okay, sorry, we interrupted this segment. Is it weird? This is weird. Hockey people playing hockey outside of our...

It's upside down. It's upside down. Upside down. It's upside down. Hey Fletch, we heard you like ice hockey tough guy. I think I just got showmashed into the garden. Oh my God. Oh, Gungin our bodyguard is here.

The security guards. He's trying to shut it down. He's trying to shut it down. Yeah, hi. We love it. We love it. What are you guys doing? Oh my God, he's challenging you, Fletch.

I'm not tough though. He's not. He's not. This is so bizarre. Gunges protecting us. This is great. We can show the Gungian's... Oh my God, they're taking their clothes off.

Oh, okay. Well, this is like... That's a bit like... Hided rivalry there, isn't it? Are you liking this Cowan? Yeah, yeah. Cowan's please. She's read enough.

There's a heart. He's part of a heart. And they're out. And they're out. That was so good. Bye guys. Thanks guys. Hey Fletch.

They've stuck the pose to Hey Fletch. We heard you like, I saw. Okay. You are a bit fan ofated rivalry. I just said I saw it at the bar, didn't I? Yeah. Wow. Well, that happened.

Okay. See you guys. Bye guys. They left their camera. They left the camera. They'll be back for that. They'll be back for that. Oh, yeah.

They'll be back for that. we should have asked them, is this weird? That was a lot. What did the list? Should we be definitely weird? Okay, well, should we go for the outro then? I'm back. The hockey players are back. Guys, the thing...

If we had to go out of 100, is it weird? Is it weird 100%. I'm going to say 100%. All the people think it's weird. We can officially confirm. Great outro, yeah. Really great. It's weird.

The Z&M Podcast Network. Play ZM's Flash for it and Haley. Yesterday being our Tuesday was America's Met Monday, Met Gala. And you know what, I know there's a lot going on in the world and people are like, and you're like, we're just having a little bit of fun with fashion. And I was excited for this, I'm excited every year because the theme was fashion is art.

So I was expecting really big things. Yes. It kind of left it a bit open, didn't it? Yeah. But then the people started arriving. And the early people, it was disappointing to say the least. So Lauren Sanchez, who was Jeff Bezos's wife. Midi.

Midi. And now one of the big sponsors of the event, she turns up in like a blue ball gown. Nothing odd about it. And I was like, is this the tone? And then there was a little bit of that that it was like, oh my God, people have misread this. No.

And then the actual celebrities turned up. Into Sam Smith. Sam Smith absolutely killed a huge thing And then I've been seeing You should go and if you're into fashion You go and see the reference Like the piece of art that they were referencing Connor story from Heated Rivalry

My that's one of my favourite videos was Him and Charlie XX are sneaking off for a siggy For a dark Oh no He's on the best dress because he wore like Like a holterneck top with big scarf Absolutely beautiful Well yeah because show off the shoulders

Yeah Kylie Jenner Kim coming And Cardassian and Kendall Jenner all wore nipples basically. Right. It was like a hard shell. Hard shells and it was like the body is the art. Who wore that? Was it bubbles? Oh yes. That was like the, I reckon that was the coolest.

That was the coolest. It was a dress made of bubbles but it had a bubble machine. Yeah, that was so cool. It was the return of Beyonce was back. She wore a diamond-encrusted skeleton. It's like spinal thing. Rihanna, mum and dad, as they call them, were there with ASAP Rocky. There was really good fashion, but it just came later.

Also, Dochi came barefoot, and everyone was like, I love. What is she? A New Zealander at the supermarket? Madonna had a full ship on her head. It's a direct nod to a piece of art, but it was artie. I loved her. For the first time ever you're never allowed to see in the Met.

We got official footage from one of the performances, and it was Sabrina Carpenter. And Stevie Nix. Well, that's cool. A bit of dodgy audio there, but they performed, and she did a whole solo thing and then joined Stevie Nix, and then Stevie Nix did a whole solo thing. Was this a leaked video, or they were allowed to film it?

People were allowed to film. Vogue uploaded it, so I think we're okay. We're okay. The only thing is that I always look forward to the toilet photos. You know what I mean? Like the celebs who sneak their phones in and get toilet photos, and I was looking at the bathrooms. They look so shit.

They look like they've got like orange socks. open them at the net. What? Like a palm oliv or something? They look barge it as. The bathrooms look so trash. I was like, this looks like it's in like, you know, like a public bathroom on the thing. And then I was reading an article about how do these celebs pee in these extravagant structural pieces? The general rule is they don't. They'll dehydrate. I'd have such a raging headache that whole time.

Dehydrated? Probably haven't either. One glass of shampers. Well, you can't eat. You're in a plastic harness. You can't afford a bit of bloat. There's just no room for that. Anyway, for me, it was such a big win. The red carpet was amazing. Who was your best for the whole day then? Bad money. This was pretty good.

Bad bunny. Oh, he dressed up like an old man. No. Heidi Clum. No. Heidi Clum went full Halloween like an actual sculpted sculpture. Yeah. Sculpture.

Was she meant to be a margarine sculpture, a butter sculpture? No, she was supposed to be made out of stone. Oh, okay. Right. Yeah, she was supposed to be like a stone carving. It was just yellow, wasn't it? She does look like a Valentine's butter sculpture. Makes more sense than margarine.

Yeah. No, I think lots of people nailed it and then lots of people missed. Yeah. Play Z-Ns, Fletch, one and Haley. Have you had an X that didn't get over you or still isn't over you? Like maybe all these years later they send you a message or they try. Yeah. And maybe they're the ones that cheated and that's why you broke up and you're like, well, I don't get it.

You stuffed up, bro. Yeah. So, I mean, this is, it's kind of sweet. It kind of makes, oh, Baba, you know, a little bit. Because Zoe Kravitz and Harry Styles, by the way, Zoe Kravitz at the Met Gala, by the way, missed it for me. She looked amazing, but I'm like, go bigger. Anyway, Zoe Kravitz and Harry Styles are engaged. Well, so they say.

Well, it's. No official confirmation, eh? She had her hands in her pockets the whole time. I was going to say she was hiding her. She's hiding her ring. I was like, if she was hiding her ring, she'd just take it off. Yeah. Anyway.

So they've been together for like, under a year, so it's very, very hot and heavy and fast. And things came out, and then Channing Tatum, like, posted a poem. He posted a poem. This reminds me of, like, make him old boyfriends when we're teenagers. Do you have a copy of said poem? No, I don't have that one, but he posted last night, or the night before, a video of a seal floating, and he captioned it with letting go and trust in the universe.

And I just, oh, hon, it's just... feel floating. Yeah, you use an order. So sweet. Cluiter floaters. Yeah, they are cute of loaters. It's so vague and sweet, but clearly pointed. Oh, no.

But it's so weird that like... He's got a girlfriend, by the way. He does, yeah. Which is fine. But he's kind of... People are also like, have you guys noticed that, like, they've been out a lot more? Doing a lot of PDA and stuff. Being like, I'm not...

I don't even care. Yeah. I don't even care. I've actually just moved on myself. Yeah. It's really sweet. The posts are really, um, just sort of... It's just cute to me.

you know, he's cut up. Even celebs can get cut up, you know? That's why I want to know, is your ex still not over you and how have they displayed it? You know, they're just doing those posts. I don't want to talk about it. Maybe they try to win you back, even though you say no, no, no. Yeah, yeah, or they're publicly flaunting

their fake-ass new relationship in front of you. Okay, 0800,000 evidence our number. You can text through 9-6-96. Anonymous, is your ex not over you? That's you, darling, that's you. I'm not. Well, yeah, so just childhood friend and just childhood boyfriend and got married earlier this year. And he just kept telling everyone, you know, oh, this should have been me.

Has his girlfriend's at the bottom. Oh, no, but it's not you, is it? It's not him. Childhood, do you mean, like, teenage boyfriend? Oh, yeah. Like first love, was he, were you his first love? Must have been impressionable, too. Was he at your wedding?

Yeah, yeah, a childhood friend. And still saying, there should have been me. at your wedding. Yeah, I don't think you thought it was funny, but it just didn't land. Yeah, no, you don't say that. No, you don't say that. No. You don't say that.

Anonymous, thank you. Ask some messages. My ex cheated on me. He's still with the girl that he cheated on me with after I left him. I moved on recently got engaged. He still looks at my Instagram stories, even though he doesn't follow me, likes my Instagram posts about my engagement, then got engaged to the home wrecker a month later.

He messages me from time to time to ask random questions about things which I do not reply to. Can you bring up my ox cord? I've just got some music, I think, is appropriate for this. Okay. Should play. Should play.

I don't know. Oh, I've got the wrong... You got the wrong ox cord in. Yeah. Hang on. Hang on. Oh, that was really kind of ruin the moment. Did you?

I'm so sorry. I'm new at this. It's only my fifth year. Yeah. I think worth it, I. Worth it, aye. Yeah. I had a high school sweetheart

the one you thought you'd marry one day. He went down a terrible path in about 15 years of past now since we dated. We're both married but he still messages me with quotes that indicate I'll always be his one. Quotes. Oh, quotes. No. This is cringe. Not quotes. Yeah, no. Not quotes. Keep them coming

in your text messages. 9696. Okay. Is your ex not over? And because Channing Tatum's clearly not over Zoe Kravitz, but that's all right. Well, that's what people are saying. He's posting cryptic. Well, yeah, cryptic, a seal floating down a river saying, let it go. You know, like it's a lot.

So is your ex not over you? And he posted a poem as well. He did it. Oh, sorry, I forgot about the poetry. Yeah. I forgot about the poetry. My ex named her baby the same as my name. Does this count?

Triggins she ran that past the new partner? Do you reckon that even the partner knows? He's like, that names your ex's name. Oh my God, is it? I didn't even realize. Oh, it's not, is it? Is that his name? I don't think so.

I noticed an ex keeps watching my. Instagram stories. I recently found out he had a baby girl called Margot. A month later, he had a daughter and also called her Margo. Okay, so she had a baby. Oh, you know, right. Month later, he had a baby also called it Margo. Margot.

Mutual friend bumped into him and said, oh, she just, your ex just called her baby Margo a month earlier. He said, I know. Maybe he likes Margo Robbie. Huge fans of Margo Robby's group. Huge Margo Robbie fans. Yeah. Yeah.

Huge. My brother has happily been in a relationship for the last two. and a half years to my best friend. And this random girl he went to school with almost eight years ago now sends some bi-annual relationship checks and send another one a couple of days ago already asking two weeks after she asked last one.

She is now blocked. Right. Are you still happy in a relationship? Because if not, I'm here. Just waiting. Yeah. Hey, FYI, when that kind of statistically blows up, I'll be here. Statistically, it's going to happen. Just do it now.

So statistically I'm waiting. Yeah. Everyone thinks my first boyfriend is still in love with me. He's usually the first to like my photos, or my photos or just photos in general when I'm in it. He calls me his best friend. He said to me one time, we are the ones for each other.

Oh. The day after his partner gave birth, he sent me a video introducing the baby to me. We haven't been in touch. He just sends random stuff every now and then. Oh, no. He likes my photos, not the ones with my husband in it, though. We were together a few months.

Yeah. Oh, no. We were together a few months. 25 years ago. Oh my God He still calls my brother and sisters his family You must be pretty hot You must be so hot

I feel like you're super hot And pretty only getting hot or two If 25 years later you still Got him on the line And you got the best bits You know what I mean And they're just like on me My husband's ex at our wedding

I wouldn't invite the ex You don't invite the ex Maybe if they were like the parent of your kids And you had a nice relationship Or something like that My husband's ex at our wedding Said it's a good job I'd let him go

Because otherwise you wouldn't be with him He'd still be with me You don't say that to somebody. You don't say that. You don't say that. Someone's getting a glass of champagne in the face and a right hook, you know? The Z&M Podcast Network. Play ZDM's Fletchhorn and Haley.

All right. Are we ready for the big announcement? Ready for Freddie. Zat M's FlashForn and Haley live. Yes, that's right. Fletchhorn and Haley is back and we're live with our live shows. And yeah, look, people have been. been asking.

When did we do this last? Not last year, but the year before. Yeah, we're in 20204, right? Yeah, and we were on. Last year. Yeah, there was a bit on last year. And then also, Haley, you have your comedy show. Which tours around.

It took all the crowd. Well, it just took all the time. Robin Pater to pay poor. Very, very busy. So we... So miraculously, we have managed to find a weekend in which our team can come to you. Two weekends. Live.

Two weekends even. So ZM. presents Fletchfallen and Haley Live, the genuine friends tour. We're going to be playing in Wellington at the Opera House Friday, October 9. Now, that's the day after my birthday, and I do expect to fuss, carry on. Yeah, this was the first available date that Haley is free and not doing something. But I will expect a fuss. Hamilton, BNZ Theatre, Saturday, October 10th.

That'll be the next night. And Christchurch at James Hay Theatre Friday, October 16th, which will be the following weekend. These are all in October. Brand specifically because these are the cities that we were all born in. Or close to. So taking all that to where it started. Fletch you were born in Wellington. No, but Fletch, you take Christchurch.

Because I'm a wellie. No, no. Fletch was born a Wellington. I was born just out of Hamilton. And of course, Haley born in Harangiora. The Goon. The Goon. Yeah, she doesn't like to admit she's from the goon, but she is.

She's from the goon. She's from the goon. I'm a wellie girl, but I was born in the Goon. Now, if you would like to see Fletch born and Hayley lied, the presale tickets will be Friday, May 1st at 9 a.m. May 1st. May 1st. That's May 11th.

You've missed a... I've missed a 1. I've missed a 1. I've missed a 1. I've missed a 1. So what are you after? Pre-sale will commence Friday the 8th of May. Yeah.

And 9 a.m. I'm a week out. I'm a week out. They'll be running until Monday the 11th of May at 9 a.m. And that's when general public tickets go on sale. How good. Now, this is all the info And you can register livenation.com.com.

Who are we? Like the black eyed peas or something? Live nation. Oh my God, yes. That's nuts. I'm Fergie. Okay. Now, I don't want to alarm people.

But last year, or last time we did this, sold out pretty quick. Pretty quick. So get your friends together. Don't dilly deli. LiveNation.com. com.com. It makes you register all the details you can find at Zem online.

And very excited to... Someone said we'll be in the midst of car. That's like carving. You had to be carving. Bring the meat. Well, no, no, carving. Bring the meat and carve it on stage. See, this is our show.

Not carving. Not carving meat. Calving, calving. Cows. Carving, like Pownamu or like, bow, yeah. Yellow would be coming out of the cows. We'll just take a night off. They'd be done by then, wouldn't it? Bring the cows.

Do you know what I love about this is, and I will know that anyone who's been to an FVH live before will know. It's the fun and chaos of our show in the morning with none of the broadcasting standards that we have to adhere to. We do whatever we want. It's fun. It's funky. It's live. It's naughty.

A crowd interaction. We always do fact of the day live, don't we? We sing that. Sing along. Some we said come to Taaronga. I'm just thinking maybe we reinvigorate New Zealand rail and you catch the train from Tauranga through the Kymai Tunnel to Hamilton. You know, I'd love a train to be in.

I think you could just. Unfortunately, yeah. I mean, same with Auckland as well. These are the ones because we've given Auckland a bit of love previously. But, you know, nothing's stopping you coming down for a night, making a night of it. Hell, you, man. Yep. And the river.

The river's a big one year. Oh, they've got a Cass as well. Oh, yeah, look, there's plenty there. Got a Cassie. Plenty there. All those details. Zeta Mon-Mall. Make sure you're listening tomorrow.

We're going to tell you how you can win the first tickets as well. If you want to squeeze out some tickets for free, that'll be tomorrow. We're very, very, very excited for this. Yes. I'm going to get a spray tan. And I'll tell you what, my bounce back, it's going to land in October. I'm wondering about when I should start bouncing for the bounce back. I think October.

Yeah. So pre-sale Friday. I don't just have ribs for breakfast. The bounce back is yet to be. I've got Uber Eats open for the third time this week. But the bounce back is October. Right. Well, you've got time to bounce back for all the live shows.

Get in for those pre-sales, I reckon on Friday. The Z&M's podcast network. Play ZM's Fleshhorn and Haley. Mother's day on Sunday? It is. What are you getting your mother? I'm going to do something because my mum has been absolutely incredible lately

Which is basically your living slave I know, do you know, my dress that I wore to the Auckland gala was too short and I had a little bit of tush hanging out So Patsy, she said, no no, you're going to wear that dress And she got a petticoat and she made it And she added a lace and my tush was covered Well, that's just what mum's quite like to say Their adult daughter's tush covered

Yeah On a televised event Yeah, no, I'm definitely going to get her something Love my mum Fletch, we're now wait for you to tell you She doesn't want... Your mom actually sent me a message yesterday. She's like...

What did she say? I think I do honestly talk to your mum more than you do. I rang mum yesterday. Oh, did she tell you about what she sent me? What did she say? A very enjoyable story about a German boat that was sort of in New Zealand when World War II broke out.

Christ, boring. Sorry, Peebbb, I love you, but... Yeah, looses. And then Bourne will talk to her about trigs. You know, those pointing things on top of hills? Roses. I'll be like, what would you do with this one? Oh, I want to talk to about... I'm going to start messaging Bev about goss.

She needs a bit of goss in her life. She doesn't want goss. She doesn't want gos. Get her something. Have I got some goss. Is she out with all the goss? Send her a voucher to a local, I don't know, what a Taranaki place. Just send some flowers.

Flowers are lovely. She's got flowers. Does Plymouth have hairdresses? Oh, hon. Does it have stays bars? You're from literally from Morrinsville, the meth and mushroom capital of the country. Shut up, Morinsville. Very important to cut your hair when you're high on meth.

Is Morinsville got a petrol station? It does. It does. Okay. I'm multiple, actually. What are you getting your mum? My sister. Oh, I can't say.

My mum will be, listen. I'm going to get her for some vouchers. Oh, well, that's so thoughtful. Christine likes a practical gift. If I got her something that she would never use, she would literally say to me now, when would I use this? Get her in Elizabeth Arden Red Door. I mean, it's a file proof.

File proof. I just said that. Moving on. Moving on. Moving on, you bloody started. You had literally been stopping us from moving on. Moving on. Like you've directed.

Oh my God, it's unbelievable. Quite lucky in the position we work and we get invited to a lot of events. We do. And I always say... Well, we've just been invited to ice hockey, haven't we? Oh, we've got to see some passes to the ice hockey. So we've definitely got to go to a couple of ice hockey games. That'll be fun.

We're getting invited. And I always say, oh, I'm so sorry. I can't make it. I've got insert child activity here. This is why Fleets is going to start faking a baby. Yeah, faking having kids. And I just don't apply. And I always say, I hope the event goes.

well. And that's why they go... Edwin Smith's a nice guy. He can't make it to any of our events. I'm often lying. Of course you are. They know that. They know that.

They know that. So yesterday I get an invite to actually something I really wanted to go to. Here we go. Some train event or some... There might be trains there. World War II exhibition. You know, you are... You should be just hold your horses.

Because on Saturday I was going to go on that train that left from Waiuku and went down through the Kauai Tunnel, the Tauronga back in the day. and you had purchased Mumford and Sun Ticket. You're coming to my show. No, this was last Saturday. This was last Saturday and Fleck, if he doesn't show up again,

it'll be like my father not turning up. I picked Fletch over trains. That's genuine friendship. That's beautiful. And that's big for his, you know, condition. Tizzy tickle. His tis. That's actually really means a lot.

Thank you. I'm glad you realize that. With your condition. What's my condition? Oh, there's something personality based in there. There's something. It's like a borderline situation. She was like a borderline personality

Sort of situation We've all been kissed That's something That's why we found our way Into this bizarre career Listen to me, listen to me You watch us risen with autism Yeah, man

So I'm gonna invite Listen to this An invitation to a VIP preview event That's the subject And I'm like, I don't want to go You don't like the kind of like I don't know This sounds like you're gonna have to wear a shirt or something

Oh God Now you guys sound like each other An invitation to New Zealand's largest Lego store Don't Don't Don Opening at Sylvia Park And I can't go because it's on a Thursday Bang on when hockey's on When my daughter's hockey games on

And I'm the coach of course I'm going coach And what did I tell you the other week Don't say yes to this You told me not to Wait so we're getting a large Lego store Because I love that Lego store A new market salary isn't I go into malls

as the toy stores. So there's that. This one's going to be bigger. How much bigger does it need to be? That one's already quite big. I guess I'll never know. How much more Lego is there? Do you know what I mean?

Like once the bricks are there. There is every now and then I'll get an email because I'm on the Lego email, they'll email you all the new sets and I get a little bit like, oh. And I look at it and sometimes I'm just like, how has that not been a Lego yet? Fantastic.

Do you think that there's like sitters? You know, like sitters that the people they haven't made? That they haven't made yet? Well, I see there's like, because they had all the Formula One cars, and now they've got Formula One racing helmets of, like, the real famous Formula One drivers. And I know the girlies are loving their Formula One at the moment. And then it's called Star Wars Day was this way.

There was a whole lot of new Star Wars Lego. But that's what I mean. Star Wars has been around since like the 70s. Like, why have they not already made them at this point? They've all made all the Lego. Well, they just keep finding more stuff to make Lego out of. Well, that's really sad. I can't go to an event.

But finally an event I would have gone to. Oh, shame. Is there a bald, bedded guy that can go for me? Ben Barrington. I'll get Ben Barrington to go. I'm short and straight. Because it says on the thing, if you go, there's a door prize. Door prize.

If he won the door prize, he'd probably take it. He'll take it. What about just the normal? Do you just want a bald-bedded listener to go in your place? Maybe. 9-6-96. Are you bald-bedded in Auckland? In Auckland, free.

21st of May between 6 and 8 to go to Sylvia Park. You can lend them your broken glasses, beanie, your old glasses, because you just got new glasses. What time? Between 6 and 8. AM? PM.

I sort of feel like Fletch, we should go to be like, do you know what I'm? Like suck it. And then get some Lego and then crush it. And they just like crush it. Or sprinkle it out the car on the motorway. We're going to do stringling out of the car.

Ah, Legos. Legos, we don't care. Yep. Do you know what I mean? We could drop it from a great height or something. Yeah, do you know what I mean? See if the Millennium Falcon will fly off the Sky Tower. Yeah, yeah.

Is it. Actually, that could kill someone. I was joking. I was joking, guys. You're speaking Jess, but we should go just because you really want to. We'll throw it off the wharf. My fiancé is Chinese of the full header here in 28.

Do you think that would pass as born? That'll pass. The Chinese version of you, yes. Timber version. Yeah, yeah. See, the Timber version sounds pretty handsome. Yeah. The ZM Podcast Network.

Play ZM's Fleshhorn and Haley. Fact of the day. Day, day, day, day. Star Wars Week here at fact of the day. What was that look for? I was just thinking about something. Is there a computer program problem? No, I was just thinking about something that I've got to do. None of your business. Oh, now we want to know. What do you got to do today?

What in the stressful life of Carl Fletcher must be done today? Oh, he's busy? I'm sorry. You're renovating. You're renovating. Can you bring up my ox? Did you buy that concrete grinding? Did you buy that concrete grinding attachment?

I am watching someone else renovate. It's very stressful. He's had to move into a house 20 metres from his own house. Really hard. Can you bring up my ox, please? Yes, I can, Haley. This is one thing I do love about Star Wars. The music.

The music. Do you know I've probably said this before in 2020. I was lucky enough to go to Star Wars Convention in LA and it was John Williams' 90th birthday. I watched him live conduct in Augusta playing John Williams, the guy that wrote this music. I watched him live conducted at 90.

And it was just a wildly emotional. His granddad's telling his war stories again? Granddad's telling his war stories again. His Star Wars story is lucky enough to witness with my own age. Yeah, I'm looking.

The fine composure Or pop, pop, pop, you're falling asleep. Man, Star Wars! Today's fact of the day is that Harrison Ford was never supposed to be in Star Wars. You might know this. Harrison Ford Hans Solo. He was a builder, right? Correct.

Yeah, he was just a tradie. Like, Jesus. Had his tradie un-cars. Just a carpenter that went on to do great things. He was a carpenter. He had appeared in American graffiti, which was another George Lucas movie. But had since decided Hollywood wasn't really working out, and, you know, I had more luck with her. a more consistent work as a carpenter

and it was all heartbreaking and stuff. So he was working at the offices of Francis Ford Coppola. Oh, we know. A famous director. Very famous director. Of the Coppola family. He was working on a door. Fixing a door.

Oh, yeah. And George Lucas said, would you mind, given, you know, I know you, you were in my thing, would you mind reading some lines with some other actors who were auditioning for Han Solo? He got his gruff voice in there.

I don't know, I made it so southern. I've got to work on my... Harrison Ford. Hasn't had as much attention is my arnie. Yeah. Or my David Beckham. David Beckham's.

I mean, it's not... It's my most accurate. It's not a high bar. But it is. Be honest. So it was through that audition process that George Lucas was like, man, no one's as good as you at this role. The reader.

Yeah. You're reading it. You're better than everybody else. Would you be interested in being a little indie... Star Wars? A little indie film I'm making called Star Wars. Wow. And then, like, he's...

Little did he know that would be the launch of his humongous career. Humongous, humongous, humongous career. It's wild that he's so natural in it. Like, he actually is a really good performance. Yeah. You know what I mean? He's amazing. It's not super, super hammy.

It's the right kind of ham for Star Wars. So George Lucas had said at the time he always liked casting people on these roles he didn't know them previously because he felt it skewed what he thought of the character. Whereas he wanted the actor to become the character, not the character to become the actor. Kind of like fuse. Yeah. So that's why Starved. Star Wars was full of like, either unknowled or people that were like perfect for the role that they were given at the time.

Wow, so who was it supposed to be? They just were running the process. Yeah, they just ran through a whole lot of people and settled on the fact that the guy reading the lines with them was absolutely meant to be Han Solo and you could be. No, you could not? So the last fact of the days, Harrison Ford was never supposed to be in Star Wars, alone Han Solo. Fact of the Day, Day, Day, Day, Day, Day, Day. The ZAM Podcast Network, play ZAMS Fleshfornin and Haley. Right, I want to know how bad or out of control the stag or hens do was.

Because this is out of the UK, it popped up on Reddit, but then a whole bunch of surveys. We're confirming that people just think that not only are they like a bit outdated, overly expensive in a way, of time, but they can actually be incredibly disrespectful and undermine the upcoming marriage. That's one way of putting it. Because, you know, a lot more people are doing

not gendered parties, and we just go out for some drinks, have a nice night, but there still are so many things, which is like dress up and humiliate, particularly the groom, and get them to go flirt with women and drink too much and go to a strip club. Or the women, the women, it's like the stripper comes over and he's rubbing his crotch in your face and all

kind of stuff and it's there's still this idea that the Hensel Stagda was a last hurrah before being a married person and you're like but you're still a committed person Yeah it's why it is why I think the last like few that I've been to be very like chill And yeah yeah it's just a get together

It's a party yeah just a party But yeah it's just seen as outdated That one where someone died That last one we went to that was full on Yeah that was full on like they died I didn't know like the body thing like how we were all going to have to like muck in like that I think we did the right thing

throwing it off off of falls well don't say where we got rid of the body yeah yeah yeah we're weighted down sufficiently I think that's done the bottom of the yeah yeah I might matter are going to be so annoyed that we shared this anyway

well I mean it was his dad well I want to know though because like we've all been to them where they are quite traditional and they've gotten quite out of control how bad was the hens or stag do You can do it anonymously too. Yes.

Because I do know... Yeah, I sort of... I do know of a bride that did indeed connect... Like, cheated. ...physically with the hired Sands Clothes dancer. Really? Wow. How much of a...

Connection. Connection. As connected as two humans can be. Oh my God. And they still got married? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow, okay.

0800 dials at M, 96, 960. You want to hear from me this morning? Tex-Roe call us. How bad was the hens do or stag do? We asked how bad the stag or the hens do were, and I don't know how many of these we can actually read out. It's so bad we've stitched ourselves. Oh, we have.

Because, so it's becoming more of a trend because people are seeing stagdos and hens-dos. As disrespectful and undermining the upcoming marriage. Why would you start your marriage with something so disrespect? I withhold my opinion, do what you want, but... For me, it's more the fact that some of them are outrageously expensive. I got it's 30-7. I got a good message. I was a stripper who did stag parties.

He would end the show with whipping the stag. And getting his best man to give him one too. Yeah, yeah. Give it whip. One stag kept egging us on to do more. Harder, harder, etc. We've unlocked a little thing. A little kink. Ended up with some pretty decent marks. But he asked for it right.

Anyway, his wife came in wanting to press assault charges. He said he'd been tied up and it was against his will. Oh, he lied that he was enthusiastically consenting. We work in a club and we have a lot of CCTV footage, so we pulled up the footage for who to watch. She was. We got receipts. New happy. Yeah, I bet she went straight home back to him and had some words.

Wow. Good on you. This is why I think it's better to stature her hands. Even combine years have a big part. Yeah, just have a party. You can get unruly, but I don't know if we need to be getting whipped. I guess that's something you could do that. A hen stripper is as awkward as stag strips.

It's so awkward. You don't know where to look. I've only been to one with a, like a male stripper there. And it's just like, you just want to be like, mate, do you just want a beer? I'm so sorry. Just sit down. You can hang out for a bit. You seem nice.

Don't dance for us in this two bedroom flat. You know, this two bedroom rental. It's too much. My husband got tied to a wheelchair. under the premise of he was getting tied into the wheelchair for when the dancers arrived the dancers had a dance

and then he got towed around the paddock by a yute still strapped to the wheelchair Oh my God, that's so... That's so... It took your neck. It tipped over and they kept going then they chucked him in the estuary on his side still tied to the wheelchair.

Broken ribs. Now this is the only part I was actually told about I'm sure a lot more happened that never made it because it didn't need medical attention. Oh my God. Far out. Guys. Okay, that's crazy.

Well, keep your text coming in, loving them. 9-6-9-6. Some of them will keep to ourselves. Oh, there's many more guys. You're going to go anywhere. How bad was the stag and the hens next? There are some wild stories coming through. How bad was the hens do or the stag do?

Brody? That's fine. Brody, what happened? It was horrible. Okay, so it was my first, like, hens that I had ever gone to. It was my sisters. Yeah. I was like 19.

and he comes in and he's kind of like a sweaty mess. Wait, the stripper. This is his stripper. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did he have a theme? Like, was he pretending to be a cop or something or a fireman?

I actually remember. I don't think it was that. He mustn't have been that expensive because he come in and everyone was a bit like, ugh. And then to see him to get his clothes off. Yeah. Through his little undies and, yeah, they had full-on skits in them. Oh, don't. No, they didn't.

Oh, they did it. If we're wearing black, if we're a stripper, we're wearing black, that's awful. I'm so sorry. As well, and we were full on gagging. Did you ask you on some, like, a refund for the skids? I actually don't know, but honestly, they should have. Skitty discount, yeah, I always ask for a skid count. I always ask for a discount if they're skids, yeah.

Oh, Brody, that's funny. Oh, yeah, it's so horrified me, so, yeah. Okay. This, like, Brody, thank you so much for your call, but I will say, at the lesser end of the Yeah, like I think you got off lightning there Brody. Probably, yeah.

Thank you Brody. Where do we even start? I don't know. What have we done? Have we got enough podcasts in the bag for the week? I feel like we could do an overflow podcast because there is some that can't be read on ear. You're giving me the look like that sounds like too much work.

Yeah, I think it's a lot of work for the producers who have already done a lot of mahi today. So I think you do the work of dancing around. I'm just going to read out every single message on here then and you can deal with the BSA. You dance around and we'll say My husband was at his mate stagged They tied into a chair

And got the stripper to whip him with his own bout Next thing she kind of dropped the bow Picked it up and didn't realize she picked it up from the wrong ear Whip them across the face with the buckle end of the bout and chipped his front tooth And a bruise live here to turn up to the wedding with a chipped tooth Because the dentist could finish in the time What are you putting on the ACC form

Whipped in face by stripper Wipped in face by stripper That's what we need out You can't lie on an ACC form You need those end of your stats with the funny stories Yeah Yeah In the early 2000s,

a few of my girlfriends were getting married around the same time. There was obviously a very small pool of male strippers doing the rotation in Auckland in these days. Every hen's night it was the same guy. One time he came as Mr Cowboy who could do the helicopter with this thingy. Mr. Waan, the Smith-Smanish. I'm sorry, what? The helicopter.

I've seen that before. It's that long that it can do it like a full, like, it must be able to do a full. The worst thing is, like they're often at, at ease, you know what I mean? And so you're like, why are you shoving off, like, dance your flaccid wheeling around? Hey, yay. My husband and I attempted separate stag and hands doze in Topol.

I told him not to bother me at all. It was good work on not meeting up at the end of the night. Yeah, that's, yeah. Sibbing cocktails, there were three police cars pull up across the road. I thought, how embarrassing. Guess what? They were there for my husband for being too drunk. He spent the night in the police cells and I had the time of my life.

My friend's My friend's hens do The stripper came in Strip through He managed to give her a black eye With his elbow After he yelled at people Who weren't even watching

That he was gonna smash their phones If they were recording him What do you? Then before leaving he took a shit Where? In the toilet Oh okay But as a strip I can't

You don't don't Then he probably went straight to Brody's Hensdo And just forgot to wipe properly And that's his skidmarts That's it We've put two and two together My friend Staggdo Who ended up on Police 107

If you've seen the police 10s They used to do a best of police 107. He was always on. He was wearing a lime green man cany down the main street of Tuckapuner in Auckland. The police were called about a naked man. Haley's looking. Police 107. The footage makes an appearance in the best of every years.

It was on the 10-year special and everything. Oh, amazing. Mancini, stag. For my mate, Stag do we collect the rotten fruit from all the local fruit and vet shops. Tied my mate to a post in the middle of the paddock, gave him a gridiron helmet and a cricket cup for his weenie. And then we use those big slingshots to launch rotten fruit. Menaces, man.

I kind of want to do that. I would want to launch you some rotten fruit. I would love to launch a watermelon like that, but not at a person. Not at a person. No, no, no, of course not. My husband's still covered in scars from his stagre three years on. They said they were playing airsoft, which is like paintball, except it's tiny plastic pellets.

They stripped him down to his undies and every guest at the same time emptied their clips onto him. goodness me yeah um just having fun though just lads just lads lads

lads I was raised mormon and used to go to church with this girl I was at a friend's hens do and they were getting ready for her stripper to arrive we're all sitting around

and in walks a stripper I look at him and I'm like that's my friend's brother from church got real awkward real quick because once he like I'm the Mormon stripper

or she's like I'm the Mormon who's about to watch the stripper oh my god no worse for him yeah worse She's just an observer. Right.

I just say we never talk about this again. Yeah. We just never talk about it. Hey, do you want to come to the bathroom with me? You shut your mouth and I'll shut mine. My father-in-all paid for a topless bartender for my husband's stagged. They all clearly loved her as if we asked, they could still tell you what her name was, even though it was five years ago. And sometimes my father-in-law will wonder out loud what she's up to now.

Oh my God, it's so funny. Well, she said she was going to university. I wonder how well she's doing. These guys slept my brother-in-law of Viagra at the start of his stag do. Sounds funny. Wasn't funny. Wasn't funny. My husband hooked up with a random woman on a stag do.

Told all my friends that I knew about it, so don't talk to her about it because she's a little bit shy about it. Don't bring it up with her. Covering his basis. Don't bring it up with her. She okayed it, but she doesn't want everybody knowing it. I married and found out about this two months afterwards because he was still seeing the woman from the stagoo. And now he's married to her. What?

What? What? What? What? What? Married. My ex paid for a sex worker for his mate and his mate Stagdoo. I was always suspicious that he may have indulged also while I was at home with our baby. The wedding I felt sick for the bride and then I also had to pay the credit card bill off because he wasn't earning. And the surcharge? What's the surcharge on a? Probably 2%. 2%. Probably 2%. Probably 2%.

Probably 2% or 1.8. Do they have a little paywall? They've got pay. Yeah, they've probably got pay. Like I know. But they've got those payway things that they put on their phones, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gosh, I just think behave, you know? We're behaving, aren't we?

Yeah, it's a lot that we can't read. A lot that we can't read. A lot just for us. It's a few Hakuna Matata's in here. Yeah, Hakuna Matata. Play Z-M's, Fleshhorn and Haley. I figured it out. You know, not only, we've mentioned that Jason's in the country.

People have seen him, Jason Amoy, sent him at the cafes, which makes me feel like Jack Black must be here too right because Minecraft is filming. Yeah. Well, he did, Jack May put up a photo today and it was Steve, his Minecraft character, like a painting of him. Ooh. So yeah, and he's like, it begins.

So yeah. I saw it the weekend the coolest scene downtown they were filming and it was an overturned bus. It's very cool. It's the biggest thing filming in New Zealand at the moment. And then yesterday morning I drove past, so where I live out in West Auckland, which is a very popular place to film because we've got lots of space I guess.

Well the studios are there, aren't they? The studios are there, the beaches are there, the kind of ambiguous locations are there. There's a bit of forestry too, if you want to rock a bit of forestry filming. I'm surrounded by a forest. So, yesterday morning, I was driving to work,

and we leave very early in the morning, and I saw a kerfuffle. And it was just lights and everything. And there were hundreds of cars at the strawberry fields near mine. Oh, it's too early for strawberries. We're not strawberries. And it's not even the season.

They've done a thing where they've turned over the strawberry things and they've put the black plastic thing down. It's your strawberry prep time, Fletch. It's prep not pick. It's prep not pick not. Not plant. Prep, then plant. Then propagate then flip.

So I looked and I was like, how's like what's there? I wasn't going that fast, by the way. I never would. Because I know I've had some demerits this year. I cannot afford to be spending. Texting. I was at the lights. Anyway, so I go past and I was like,

God, that looks huge. didn't really get a good look. This morning, I blam in, prutted past, and I see arrows, film crew, parking here,

catering parking here, da-da-da-da, parking here, and I looked around the corner a little sign, Minecraft. So, not only are they filming near me,

this place is like 100 metres from my house. Oh, wow. It's walkable. Okay, right. It's walkable. I was thinking, like, do I just,

one, here's my thoughts, start running, again because I used to run down that way. Yeah, but you don't want to be running. You saw those photos of yourself doing the tent. Oh shit, yeah. Oh my God. I'm just saying put your best foot forward, you know.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is local wineries. I could get dressed up as I'm going to a winery like that. Then I was like, is it audacious? I did have a message from my, because I opened my show on Saturday. I did have a message from my producers saying no more ticket giveaways. Yep. We're overcapacity we're actually going to have to cull.

Oh, like they're going to actually shoot people. On site. On site. How will they decide? It's a vibe check. I go, so you better watch out. That's very Stalin of them. Yeah, you better hide in the middle of the gaggle.

We'll get you in the middle. Flacked by Sean and Jared, I think, and we'll just get you in the middle of the air. Is that why you guys invite me to hang out with the gaggle? So I'm the dust. Don't feel bad. Someone's got to be. On the dust. I'm the designated ugly fat friend.

Someone's got a bag. Really? And it's me. What if I'm not there, who is it? I'm not saying. Because it's such a huge step up. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean?

It's not ranked like that. It's not steps, like even steps. It's like the bottom step and then it's just sort of the top. But I was like, do you think it would be audacious if I just like sent my show post to Sprow on the Proud? And I will say on which I look phenomenally sexy. Just I'd drop it to Jason and be like, remember? Because remember that last show when I did the interview with him? I gave him the flyer for my show and he was like, man, I wish I could.

It's better than putting on your sweatpants and running past the set. Just to try and get his attention. But I'm, you know. Send in the poster. Do it. Just do it. I'll do it now. Just do it.

While you're doing that, I'll pull up his, I'll pull up the latest posts from his girlfriend who's auditioning to be in like the next Superman movie. Would shout us, I think it's important to, what? What? He's blocked you. No, no, no. He still follows me. What?

But the last thing I sent him. I'm so embarrassed. Oh, what did you do? It was on ear, remember? I sent, oh my God, I can play it. It's the last thing I sent to him. I did it on ear. Do you remember this?

When we found out he was going to be in New Zealand. Could it, babe. Hey, I just thought you were going to be filming a show set in New Zealand. Love this, no man. Oh, my God. I'm so embarrassed. Do you know what he said back? Nothing.

So I'm just like, do you know what I mean? I reckon that's why. Yeah, Adria. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Wait, you can unseen that. Did he see it? Does it say seen?

Or it's too long ago? But I don't want the first thing that he sees after November to be, Hayley Sproul deleted a message. Uncending a message. No, no, no. No, if you unsend on Instagram, it doesn't show. It just disappears. Don't do me dirty.

Because I'll delete it. That's so embarrassing. Wait. Unsend. Wait. It's just gone. It's just gone. See, now he's not going to know you're crazy.

Now send. So what about now? Should I do a voice message? No. No, no. No. No. No.

No. Oh, not, I live around the corner. Pop over. I've got a nice spa. Play it cool. Just send a poster of your show and say, want to come. What about this time?

Yeah, can you come this time? But the post is so suggestive. Okay, I'll do it. Ready, here we go. Recents. Favorites. Show poster. Select the right one.

Are you hearing yourself back? Select the right one. Is she hearing this? All right, but she's on her own now, man. You can only try to help this bit so much. Maybe. You know, so that you know, mom would be like, you can make this one.

Sometimes you're going to learn from your own mistakes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes you're just going to let people be, don't you? I feel dizzy. Yeah, okay. I feel dizzy. Also, the show, Sprow and the Proul is all about the absolute feral behavior of my last 12 months.

And I don't know. I've sent it. Oh, you don't want him here in there. I've sent it. The Z&M Podcast Network. Play Zat M's Fletchhorn and Haley. Right now, though, we want to ask the question. Did you fall in love?

Two past two. Yeah, it's 23 now. 24 past 2. I want to know if you fell in love, if you fell in love with someone not your type, I've got to get rid of that. That's going to be very annoying after a long. You're going to have to find a clip born,

a 12th man clip that we can play. Yeah, for some context. I have no idea what you're talking about. I think people just laughing at my great son. Is he still alive? I feel like we may have lost that in 12th. I don't know. No, well, Richie is a commentator.

Richie Benno is dead. Richie Benno is dead. Oh, no. What was I saying? Oh, I want to know if you fell in love with someone who was not your type. Why?

And why? Like, what broke through that barrier? I was just reading a beautiful article. Because love knows no bounds. But, and when you know, you know. You know you know. When you know, you know. So, I was reading a lovely article on NZ Harold.

Why do you always miss the bell? It's literally a... It's never where I last left it. It is literally a behaviour of TIS. It's a company keep. No, it's a Tizzy behaviour, but he can't see that. So there's just a beautiful Taranaki couple in their kind of 50s talking about the fact that they were not vibing.

And now they've been married three times. Once for visa purposes. Once for actual marriage purposes. And once to renew their vows 20 years later. And they were like despite it all because they met online. They called each other a five out of ten. They were like, this is off. I'm not attracted to this at all.

But they chatted at all. and built a friendship. And the moment they met, they were like, oh, oh, something's here. Right. You know, you know, you know. I just thought it was a beautiful love story that they battled through, both admitting,

oh, you're not my type, but you're not my type either. Great, let's just be mates. Yeah. And they battled through that for one of the most beautiful love stories ever that is... Okay, and so you want to know similar stories from people? Oh, 800.

Oh, 800. Okay. When did you fall for somebody that wasn't your type? And you chucked them a bone and you just went, you know what, maybe? What are you here? Are you watching this? clip.

What are the Pakistani batterers in this thing and I just literally found a thing? Was he Amad Ruta? Okay, right. Oh, that feels familiar. What do you mean, Ozzy? Are we going to play? Are you playing any?

I can't if you want. Okay, hold on. Here we go. Welcome back to the SCG. Players and umpires are out there in the center now. Wasi manna madruder and what do you mean wasi are the opening batsmen out there for Pakistan? Bill Laurie's...

What do you mean wassy? What do you mean wasi? It's just stupid, isn't it? It's really stupid. Let's do it together. We want to know right now, did you fall in love with someone who is not your type? Because...

No, a beautiful story out of Taranaki, actually a couple, that despite it all looked at each other and said, ooh, you're not my type. I'll give you a five out of ten, twenty years later. But then they realized they were in New Plummoff and, you know... Sloplin. No, actually, it traversed the world. met online from Canada all the way to the neck.

Oh wow. Yeah, I know. No, no. Right. Well, we had some responses. When did you fall in love with someone that wasn't your time? Yeah, he wasn't my type. He wasn't damaged beyond repair.

How refreshing. My partner doesn't drink, got no tattoos and not over six foot. Which was my usual type. Yeah, right. Some sort of tall... Sounds like you're like a bad boy. Tall-tatted boozers. And he's the best person ever for me.

Oh, that's nice. I fell for something. He wasn't my type, and now my friends call him Volta Mort. It ended badly. Voldemort. Well, he and that's not me named, I guess. I dated him for two years. He wasn't my usual type.

He's 24 years younger than me. He is 24 years younger than you. Excuse me. Wow. That's crazy. Some feedback on the text machine. I saw my husband, my now husband, and thought he was gross, and no way would I even date him 21 years later.

I guess I was wrong. You love a doer. Don't you, you women? Women, we love a reno. Give them a coat of paint. Yeah. We'll sort you out. My type has always been

well-meaning broke boys who can't get their shit together. I fell for a rich guy once and it was so refreshing but I'd never do that again because broke guys are better in bed because they need to be. They have to try harder.

Yeah, Ming is try harder. Yeah, they do. They do. Yeah. Oh, somebody's messaged a word but it's one of those ones where too many word letters have been wrong and autocorrect

couldn't even take a guess in it. Oh, I love. I love that when you're like, I don't know what this mash is. Yeah. I hooked up with, okay, I think it might be my partner. Okay. At a party when we were both at school. I didn't really like him, but everybody was just hooking up with people.

Yeah, right. Fought obliged. I thought he was a dick, and 35 years later, still together with a daughter and two moccles. That's nice. Two moccles. City slicker, I love. What? I'm a city slicker and I love Ireland, boys.

Get a. I had dreams of marrying a big, beautiful brown boy and big, beautiful brain, but move into the islands. He ended up marrying a bearded farmer. He's the love of my life, but the complete opposite to my type today. Yeah, yeah, wow. Goodbye to the oases, eh? Yeah.

Oh, mate. My husband was not my type back when we met at high school. He was my best friend for over a year and just always there for me, which made me fall in love with him. Now I think he's the hottest man, and his type would be the type I'd go for if I was ever looking. Oh, that's nice. Oh, that's nice. I was adamant I wasn't going to date a DJ.

Or an entrepreneur. Wasn't my vibe and wanted something more stable. I met a man who has both of those things. Left my banker boyfriend took a chance to be married for four years with the baby. Garage is still full of DJ gear, though. Ew, really. Babe, babe, babe. Just gonna be out of the garage jab at a car by CDJs.

I just heard a sit riff, then I'm going to spin it and I'm going to mash it up. I'm going to mix some shit right up like cake batter out there. But I'm going to have my headphones on so the baby could sleep. Yeah. Okay. was set up by a friend after coming out of a relationship when to meet this guy for coffee after chatting on MSC and Messenger That's an indicator of how long ago this was

Thought this guy was a real bogan and had a pimped out van went for a coffee Because I felt sorry for him This was December 2007, 2017 15 years married and two kids later Maybe I just still feel sorry for him Oh That's such a cute story That is cute

Babe, babe I'm just gonna go into the garage and shut some sick new mags of a van You bubub Babe, babe. Play Z-N's, Flesh, Vaughan and Haley. There is news of a reunion. And as you alluded to, Vaughan, it is a holographic reunion. So, an artist that's passed away?

No, the Spice Girls. All alive and spoken for just busy or don't want to or can't sing or... What are we doing? Yeah. Because there's been a lot of talk about a reunion and a tour of the Spice Girls. but then like Victoria has always been a no she did the Olympics one and she was like I'm busy.

I'm busy with my husband Davey Bickham. Yeah, it's been over 12 years. Shut up, sorry, something's happened. What the... For those listening without the visual accompaniment, I would say a van load of hot tradies, both men and woman of our trade federation. What cold display?

Guys, we're supposed to be. broadcasting professionals who aren't easily distracted distracted. Oh, that one's got tats, Haley. You'll like that one. We're not supposed to be distracted. Sorry, carrie.

Tats, a bed and the quads of a god. Uh, hi. Hey, it's the way, yeah, he loves it. Okay, anyway, carry on. The Spice Girls are going to do a holographic. I lost it. There's one of the cat that's a bit of you, Fletch. My lord.

I'm sorry. Okay, everyone calm down. Yeah, Fleth. Breathe in. La Coquara. Breathe out. La Cajha. Spice Skills might be doing a

And apparently a virtual residency Inspired by the ABBA holographic show Which apparently is, it sounds like it would be a terrible idea But people love the ABBA show The ABBA one's apparently amazing But it's, I don't know It's just, it's so, it's like AI and fake and it's a bit

Because they don't, don't they, didn't the ABBA one There was a whole thing on how they did it Didn't they perform and they motion capture them But then they de-aged them And then holographed them For God's sake, girls, please, please. For God's sake, woman, please. Now, if this was the other way around,

if there was women out there and I was ugli-goly-googly and couldn't speak. If the former's uglie-go-go-go-I. I'm sorry, if I was having an oog-go-go-go-cuh. It's like a clown car. There's more keep arriving and the shorts keep getting short. I just don't. God, so there's moments like this. I wish we were on television and that the listener was the watcher.

Could see, yeah. Oh, another one in the bag. And it's a Versace bag as well. Enjoy that. Give us a rating and a review and be sure to tell your mates. You don't sound sincere there, boy. I'm just reading what's written here. Play ZEM's Fletchhorn and Haley.