ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 6th November 2024

Episode Date: November 5, 2024

Women are better at being single SLP - What are your thoughts on guy fawkes Gifts from Sam the motorcycle man Top 6 other reasons to sue your gym Hayley cooked on the floor Do love languages matter? Its Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas Jack Tame IV What movie can you always rewatch? Should Hayley livestream this? 37 Days a year on socials Fact of the Day Petty sibling fightsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. The Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley Big Pod. Great things are brewing at McCafe. The perfect start to every day. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Thank you Bryn, good morning. Welcome to the show, Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Two minutes past six.

Hello. The big day is here, the US election day. I feel a bit sick thinking about it, the neck and neck thing. It's too close. Hey. It shouldn't be this close. It's crazy that half that country just... Voted for that woman?

I couldn't agree more. I know. And she's not white. And she's young. Let the old orange guy take control. Oh, my God. He's so orange. What a day. He's so orange. It's not white. And she's young. Let the old orange guy take control. Oh, my God. He's so orange. What a day.

He's so orange. It's getting worse. They've done it like the last few days. It's like he didn't wash. He just kept putting more on. Just more orange. When he was dressed up driving the rubbish truck and he had the orange high-vis on, it just really popped the orange.

Far apart. Yeah, and he doesn't go right up to the hair. I know. You've got to get it through the hairline and then wash the hair. This morning, we're going to cross to Jack Tame. I just saw it. Sorry.

I just saw the orange face. It's good, eh? And then his lips are so white. I know. Yeah, it's like a parody, but that's real life. That's happening. We're going to cross to Jack Tame, who's over covering for TVNZ.

Tame. Jack Tame. We're going to cross to Jack around 7.30 this morning for the latest. Too early. We're not going to know anything until late tonight slash maybe a week. What is it?

A vibe check, would you say? Yeah, a vibe check. I also want to question Jack on whether or not he made a conscious choice to do a live news cross with sunglasses on or if he just forgot to take them off. It was really great. Did you see this, Carlin?

He was crossing and he's got a real sick pair of Ray-Bans on. I was like, my dude, I love this. Like the horn rim sort of Ray-Bans? Like the top with with the styling eye. That's his sunglass of choice. I loved it. I was like, I love this. Also, I saw in a story like 12 hours ago, he was at the Kamala Harris rally, the final rally.

Wow. He saw Ricky Martin. Yeah, Ricky Martin's Puerto Rican. So we'll get the latest from Ricky, the review of the Ricky Martin performance. Fantastic. And the vibe check on the ground in the United States today as they vote. The top six is coming up. An Australian woman has tried to sue her gym.

Yeah, this has got big American energy. It does. No, it's Australia. She turned up late to a Pilates class. And they were like, no, you can't come in. I hate when people turn up late. Same. You've missed the whole warm-up. She tried to sue them.

Right. And she's been laughed at. Laughed at in the courtroom. But I've got the top six other reasons you should sue your gym. Yeah. Yeah, I'd like to take leg election. Yeah. Why not Yeah

Or leg Election Shut up Vaughn Yeah It was weak It was weak It was really weak Just like people

Who don't go to the gym Next on the show Who is better at being single Do we think Men or women Play ZM's Flashborn and Hayley There was a study

Out of Toronto Now you know I can't do a Canadian accent So I won't even try. Yeah. It always kind of warps and goes a bit Welsh. Oh, do do. Yeah, see, there it goes.

Study out of Toronto. A bunch of psychologists put this together, analysing single people and their happiness, like their contentment with being single. Right, men versus women. Men versus women. Now, our non-binary listeners, I do apologise. Science has not kept up, you know, and that's on them.

Now, Fletch, you're a single, gentle man. I'd say if you're non-binary, you just, in all of these results, you just take whichever one you want. Yeah, just do you, whatever aligns with you. Yeah. Fletch, you're single and loving it, thriving. Well, yeah, I don't have a problem with it. Are you single? Are youriving Are you single are you ready to mingle Am I ready to mingle

At all times he's ready to mingle Do you like a Pringle Not particularly I think Pringles are shit I love a Pringle Pringles are like mashed potatoes You like them I love mashed potatoes

They're just powder Powder that's been formed into a fake chip. Fake disk that you then bite and then it goes it turns back to

mashed dust. Yep. Well okay he's single he's sometimes ready to mingle he doesn't like a Pringle but you would say you're happy

you know you're not you're not missing much in life. But if you said to me who's happier to be single men or women? Men. I would have thought men. Trad, I would have thought men.

Traditionally, you would have thought men, right? But this study found that it's women. And the reasons why is quite interesting. One of the main reasons why was because when we're single, we have a really strong social network. We often don't go into isolation or anything. We've got a great support network. The girlies do.

I know. The girlies. You'll come crawling back to your friends that you haven't seen for the last eight months. Girls. No. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, you will.

You know it, guys. Oh, my God. We're seeing Hayley so much more now, although this is a bad example because you- I always prioritise my friends. You always prioritise your friends. I'm bros before hoes we all know

a woman that can get a new partner and they kind of don't have time for anybody apart from a man one or two yeah I just love being with them

do you know some of the other reasons so we're happier single because we have a stronger social support system we're also less likely to experience unequal division of household labour

when we're single because we're not picking up your crap we're not we're not picking up your crap. We're not looking after our man babies. All right, calm down. When we're single, we just get to just do our own chores and everything, not have to look after someone else.

Right. Less like economic division. We're just more sort of satisfied being on our own and not looking after men. We enjoy freedom. And then when we're single, we happen to pursue more personal pursuits

like hobbies and different interests. Whereas men often will just sit there and be like, got no girlfriend. We do hobbies when we've got a partner. I've said this this show, I was like, you don't have any hobbies. And a mate of mine said to his partner, what are your hobbies? She couldn't name any.

Whereas when we're single and not looking after you and not trying to pick up all your crap. Don't blame. I've got time for my hobbies. You've got time for your hobbies. And you're like, I'm bored. I need to be stimulated. We go out and we do fun things. It's like, do your own, stimulate yourself.

You know what I'm saying? But also get a hobby. Again, you don't have to tell me twice. I don't feel like I'm really falling into this category. But there you go So it's women in general That were more That were happier

Yeah And just more satisfied Sounds like what they're saying out loud But then they're not You know You think we're just sitting at home Being like Oh wait

I'm gonna need a man How am I gonna screw Screw the screw into the wall Play ZM Flesh, Vaughn and Hayley Flesh, Vaughan and Hayley. Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Silly little pole.

Silly little pole. It is so silly, silly, silly that the silly little pole. Silly little pole. Silly little pole. Silly little pole. Silly little pole. Silly little pole. What are your thoughts on Guy Fawkes?

Not the man who tried to blow up British Parliament. Oh, okay. I'll have to change my answer then. Lovely guy. Just a bit of a renegade. Just a pyromaniac. We're talking about the fireworks celebration, which was last night technically on the calendar,

but I think we can expect to see it for weeks to come. When did they kind of trim back sales, eh? Three days. Yeah. From the second, third, fourth, fifth? It used to be on sale for like weeks, eh? Yeah, remember that? It's awful. There's so many stands around.

I hate them. It's just horse floats. Yeah. There's horse floats in parking lots and you just walk up and pay a person selling explosives out of a horse float. Yeah. Well, look, we all change our opinions, don't we?

I used to love it as a kid, for sure. My dad would bring home a big mega boom box and you'd get your sparklers going and he'd light them. But now, yeah, Raleigh hates it. Oh, yeah. Pets aren't huge fans. No. You used to climb into the top of a hill and then you don't have to spend any money.

Yeah. You can just watch everybody else. And firefighters hate it because they're always putting out fires. They're always busy. Yeah, people always set them off in phone boxes in the 90s. Oh yeah, people were dickheads with them. Yeah.

What are your thoughts on Guy Fawkes? 9% of people who responded love it. Yeah, it's time to go. Do one big public display of a big multi-million dollar thing. Yeah. No more at home stuff. No one wants it.

41% don't mind watching others. So I guess that includes public displays. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 49% hate it, wish it was banned. Goodness. So just... Do you remember a few years ago, our friend Morgan, it wasn't even Guy Fawkes, it was New Year's.

Someone had a Roman candle and one exploded in her ear. That's right. It went into her ear. That's right. It went into her ear. That's so dangerous. We need to illegalise vapes. You agree? And probably the big explosives that we're shooting into each other's faces. Yeah.

But they're fine. Dan said, Home stuff shit these days. Give me a professional service please. Yeah. Nikita said,

Miss it so much here in Australia. Don't get, why it's not a thing here. Here's why it's not a thing here. Nikita,

bushfires. Bushfires. Huge, huge bushfires in Australia. It's starting to get dry this time of year.

So devastating. And they don't want to scare the snakes either. And the koalas. Snakes and koalas and roos and platypoo. I love the platypie. And they do sell them in ACT, right?

Canberra. Australian Capital Territory. I think it's the only reason that they do sell them there at some stage of the year. I think you can go get them. But then you've got to go there, and I don't think anyone wants to go to Canberra. Nah. Politicians. Love the colours, the sounds, and love seeing the kids' faces, said Rhiannon.

I'm assuming she means the kids' faces without any burns. It is pretty cool. Like, I always remember the parents getting fireworks, and you know, that's great. Yeah. Yeah. Vicky, it's currently 10pm and I'm lying in bed listening to fireworks so I have to get up at

3.30am so I'm hating them right now. Oh, grumpy Vicky. Yeah. Good morning. Tegan said, as long as it doesn't disturb my sleep, I don't care, but I wish they did stick to just one day. The poor animals having to suffer for several days slash weeks is just cruel. Kirstie, why do

we let idiots handle explosives? It's very, very dangerous. That's the big question, isn't it? It's a few days. Let them have their fun. I loved it as a kid. Just because I'm a grumpy, childless 30-year-old doesn't give me the right to take away the wonders of fireworks from little children. Well, take them to the big display. The big local

display. Those ones are way better. Yeah, they're so much cooler. What was the big one? The golden chandelier? Yeah. At the end? Yeah. The ones are way better. Yeah, they're so much cooler. What was the big one? The golden chandelier? Yeah. At the end? Yeah. The ones that shoot off and nothing happens, but then it's like jokes. Yeah. And then... Disneyland fireworks. Have you ever been to

the fireworks at Disneyland? Once, yeah. Oh my god. How much do they spend on fireworks? I looked it up once. I think it's $10,000 a day. Geez. You know the Cosley Living cry is over when people are literally making their money go up in flames, says James. And Felicity, I like them on Guy Fawkes night. I hate them every other

night. Well, you know some bogans are stashing a big boom box in the garage for New Year's. Oh, 100%. Let's hope no one flicks a cigarette that box's way, though. Between now and New Year's. Don't be flicking your durries over towards the boom box

No durries towards the boom box Because the boxes are fireproof No they're not It's cardboard That is still a little palm Play ZM Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley Blah blah blah

This is the Top Six. Hello there. An Australian lady's tried to sue her gym. She turned up late to a Pilates class and then claimed that not being allowed into that Pilates class abridged a contract and caused her financial loss. Oh, shh. Like, just be early Like everybody else

Yeah Nothing worse than Just go do some Bloody stretches outside Or something The case was rejected In June She wasn't happy with that

She launched an appeal How much money Has this person got To be taking This sort of thing To the courts And also rejected In October

So it's done Also like There's probably like A gym down the road Just go to that one Yeah yeah you're alright Yeah Well I like the top six reasons you probably could sue your gym.

Okay. Number six on the list. They made you sweaty and that was gross. It is gross. It's gross. Did they make you sweaty or did you make yourself sweaty? I wouldn't have got sweaty if I hadn't gone there. Okay, right.

Yeah, that's true actually. Now my clothes are wet. And if I don't wash those, so it'll see me immediately. Right. So what are you suing them for? Laundry powder for time spent washing? Time spent washing. Yep.

Okay. Just the gross just the grossness of like sweat running down your bum crack. Yeah. Butt pimples if you stay in your gym gear

too long as you know. That's their fault. Yep. Number five on the list of the top six other reasons you sue your gym. You haven't hooked up with any hot babes yet

and it's been a week. A whole week without any hot babes? A whole week's been a week. A whole week without any hot babe? A whole week, no hot babes. I'm suing. Yeah, yeah, I reckon we sue them for gross negligence. Yeah. Number four on the list of the top six other reasons to see your gym, the music sucks.

And it's loud. Just take your own. I know, when you forget your headphones and you've got to listen to the floor music, you're like. I was thinking this the other day because there was no music at all at the gym. Like, maybe it had just stopped playing or something. And I was like, well, who cares?

Because everyone has their own headphones now. But then you just hear... That's true. It can be a grunty place. That's why you need your own headphones. Oh, yeah. The grunts. I don't want to hit anyone.

Number three on the list of the top six other reasons to see your gym. They make you wear clothes. And that's not the way the ancient Romans did their wrestling and training. They were always nude. Oh, yeah. Okay. There definitely have to be some policing of the wipe down of the benches. Oh, my God.

I know. I've got to wipe down through the clothes. You know, when I sit on a bench. Are you wiping? Are you giving it a proper wipe? Well, no, the pandemic's over. So I'm not bothering. Wild.

Wild. So you're telling me if you weren't wearing clothes, you would wipe down? Yeah, absolutely. You'd wipe down. Oh, yeah. Unlike Hayley, who just sits on a bench and leaves an impression.

I have to sit on the bench, and then as I leave, I've still got to smear my own butt on it. To get rid of the imprint. To get rid of the perfect crack line. And then you wipe, right? Yeah, I wipe. Yeah, same.

Sometimes I'm worried they're going to tell me off on how many of the wet wipes I'm going through. Yeah. Because what about those wet wipes? Sometimes I'm waiting for someone to finish on a machine, and they're giving it a spring clean. Oh, I give it a full spring clean. No one cares. Hurry up. On the stair machine, I clean every single step. Yeah, but you're a spring clean. Oh, I give it a full spring clean. No one cares.

On the stair machine, I clean every single step and a half. I'm a sweater. I'm there to muck around. Number two on the list of the top six other reasons to see your gym. You're not ripped yet and it's been a week. I always promised the abdominal

owls. You work out like three times in a week, lift up your shirt, be like, any kind of, anything happening there? Any abdominals popping through there? It feels like I've been putting in a lot of work. Yeah.

And number one on the list of the top six reasons to sue your gym, you might be feeling this right now if you went yesterday, you're sore, and they did that. Yeah.

You're very sore. No, they did that. Did they? You wouldn't be sore if you didn't go. Same theory as the sweat theory. Yeah, exactly. Now you're sore, the clothes that. Did they? You wouldn't be sore if you didn't go. Same theory. It's the sweat theory. Yeah, exactly. Now you're sore.

The clothes that you didn't wash are still sitting in the corner of your room and you can smell them from here. Yeah. No hotties. Nah. They're going to need to soak in some sod. Yeah. Right.

So you'll wipe down the machines, but you won't. You'll just leave the. I just forgot. You'll just leave your clothes in the corner of your room. Mankey. Yeah. That's a bit mankey. You're mankey. All thanks to the gym. Mankey. Yeah, that's a bit mankey. You're mankey.

All thanks to the gym. Another reason. Yeah. That's today's Subsex. Play ZM's Fleshborn and Hayley. Play ZM's Fleshborn and Hayley. Firstly, I want you two to manage your expectations. It's Christmas.

There are presents to open. I love presents. I love brown bag. Manage your expectations. I'm so excited. We talked about this a few weeks ago. What if it's jewellery? My dad, I inherited a couple of things from my grandfather.

Well, three things. A Cobra hat. Yep. A 1967 Land Rover Series 2, which is currently in a shop getting some repairs, and that's going to be expensive. And a quad bike. Yep. And your life.

And my life, yeah. I wouldn't be here without them. Your stubbornness. Yep. Your tenacity. bike. Yep. And your life. And my life, yeah. I wouldn't be here without them. Your stubbornness. Yep. Your tenacity. Yeah. Yep. The ability to just, the temper goes from zero to 100.

Yep. Beautiful. He really had that. So many things. So many great things. And the quad bike wasn't running great. Okay. And Dad said, well, he was coming up anyway, and he

was bringing the trailer with some stuff on. He's like, let me take it back to the original. It always got serviced at the same place in Morrinsville. Let me take it in. I know the history of the bike. Bloody good guy, Sam. He'll sort it out. Love it. So then Dad calls me one evening, and he's like, Sam wants a shout-out on the radio. I've told him you'll give him a shout-out on the radio.

Here's the time of which he's driving, of which it's not even now. This is not how shout outs work. And my mum's in the background being like, your father shouldn't be doing this. That sort of, you know that Christine knows. She knows. Dad's like, he's getting me a deal. Mum's like, he doesn't even know what the deal is.

So anyway, the quad bike came back and it is looking smick. Apparently that's a silicon spray. I'll wash and then a silicon spray will bring it back. Oh, right. Looking great. Right. So it was worth taking it out of local.

Sam's fixed it all up. It's looking a million bucks. It's running fantastically. Yeah. Can't fault it at all. Great. Rang him to say thank you yesterday. God, it's so lucky you've got a quad bike for that huge piece of land you own.

Oh, my God. How else would he get around? How else would you walk from one side of your property to the other? As for towing things, like trailers and such. Oh yeah, God, yeah. Oh, as if you didn't have

a tow bar in two trucks and a tractor. Or a little bit of fertiliser. Or a wheelbarrow. Yeah. Screen fertiliser, tonne of trailers. Such a big farmer.

Oh my God. So your dad promised him a shout out in return for fixing this bike. Yeah, well, I didn't know what the deal was I thought he was just going to cut me a deal But he's fixed it all up And it's looking fantastic

Now he said Fletch and Hayley Sounded a little bit upset during the shout out That they weren't getting anything Well we were just a little bit upset I mean it's just not a thing you do You've sort of hijacked the radio show For your own personal gain Like people pay for advertising

Yeah People did point out afterwards that Hayley did nothing but promote a show, multiple shows that she made. Yeah, but you benefited from that too. A lot of money off. You benefited from that too with laughter. Laughter and a great night out.

So Sam's given us some gifts. I would again, manage your expectations. Because quite right senders don't tend to have a gift shop. Yeah. Do you reckon it'll be in a bolt or something? I don't know. What are we going to do with this?

I don't even know what's in there. I haven't opened it. Oh, okay. It's a key. I knew it'd be a key ring. Oh, yeah, that's nice. Yep, okay. Wait, what is this?

It's a sticker. Wait, there's be a key ring. Oh, yeah, that's nice. Yep, okay. Wait, what is this? It's a sticker. Wait, there's like a valve cap. Oh, this is a cool thing. It's a multi-tool card. You put it in your wallet, and now I've got a tiny knife. Hang on. It's got a can opener, a knife edge, a screwdriver, a ruler, a butter opener, a four-position wrench, a butterfly wrench,

a saw blade, an orientation direction indicator, a two-position wrench wrench and a keyhole. That's neat, isn't it? We've got a sticker with his card. It's like a business card sticker. But I don't think this was supposed to be in the bag. I think this is just left over in the bag. No, I got one too.

Oh. I did tell you to manage your expectations. They are a bike shop, not a gift shop. A bike valve. That's a valve for a tyre. You've got a bike. I still think rain in your dad with promising free shout outs. What's this Japanese flag sticker?

I don't know what that company is. It was, okay. Oh, thank you so much, Sam. Yeah, thank you, Sam. That's lovely. I rang Sam to say thank you yesterday. Do you know what else he does? What?

Avian rescue. Oh, that's amazing. We could have given us a bird. I hope not pigeons. There's enough of those. Do you want a little egg to incubate? A little mystery egg that someone's given him. Yeah, maybe. Okay, well you just ran your dad in. Yeah, he's been told.

Mum's told him. And thank you so much, Sam, for these amazing gifts. I really appreciate it. ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Okay, Aaron's awake. So I've just put him outside to go and see the situation. Because yesterday, I think maybe it was, did I talk about this on the podcast?

That I was trying to get rid of some stuff. So I've made a free sign. And I was going to put some like pots and planters and sort of odds and sods from the garage out there. Like what, like big terracotta pots, you said, right? Yeah, there were some and then there were more like... Oh, all those after pots? No, no, no, not terracotta pots.

Just indoor pots. No, all the terracotta ones I'm keeping. Oh, right, okay. For the external, for the exterior. Is there just some big pots? Yeah, there's a couple of big pots. I might call on the way home. Well, you have to go and check out,

because I've put up a photo on the local community page out my front boom, just free, I made a sign with some spray paint. Those are nice pots. They're really nice pots. They are nice pots. We've got a new colour theme for the pots inside the house. Jesus Christ. It's all aesthetics. And I can't be having pink, blue, grey.

We're a grey free house, as you know. Is that a wicker? That's a wicker basket, a yellow pot, green pot. But you put the pot in the wicker basket. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah And so yesterday I put it out And I was all excited I put it out on my little free side Hoping like people would just be driving by And go and pick up some free pots

But as I backed out of my driveway this morning at 5am No one had taken a single pot What time did the pots go out? Yesterday, maybe like 2pm Okay Yeah, I know That's prime pot time. No, they're good pots.

They're really good pots. Your street's not a big thoroughfare. Well, it kind of is. Why don't you walk to the main road? Because there's a highway. You've got to put that outside somebody else's house then, and that's just dumping. That's fly dumping with a sign.

Yeah. Because on the corner, I'm quite immediately to my street. Just give us the whole address. Okay, because on the corner, like my, I'm quite like I'm quite immediately in my street. Just give us your address. Just give us the whole address. Okay, pens and papers. No, but what if you put a sign at the corner saying free pots, arrow. With an arrow. Well that indicates there's going to be hundreds of pots. No, there's like six pots.

I'm going to have to come up with more but then I did say on the community page I did say you know, keep an eye out for more because I'll be putting some more bits out. So I was sort of, I'm edging myself towards a market day. Right. Like a garage sale of sorts.

I bet the community can't wait. At the moment, your free pots and other knickknacks, you're going to put it there for free. A bit of a burly trail. Yeah, a little bit. A bit of a burly trail to the garage sale. No, look in and be like, this house has some style, man. They're getting rid of some good stuff. These are some good pots. I wonder what

else she's got. What's she going to be doing next? Stay tuned for my garage sale. Well, nobody's picking up your free pots. I'm going to have music at the garage sale. I'm going to have a lemonade store, maybe a cocktail stand. Right. Little, you know, bits and bobs up the driveway. Because if you're selling pot, I think you just chuck

some shoes over the power lines, don't you? Doesn't that indicate people think you're selling pots? Oh, do you think people think that I'm being cryptic and I'm like, free pot? Pot dealer. No, literally I'm not a pot dealer. I just have some pots that you can have. That's what your sign should say, free pot.

Free pot. But then imagine the people turning up to my house. And then you can just say it's a technicality. I want one pot per person. But I don't have any pot. I've got pots. But you've got a you can just say, it's a technicality, I want one pot per person. But I don't have any pot. I've got pots. But you've got a pot. Yeah, but it's our pot.

And then you've got them. They're there, they've stopped. And they might be like, well, I guess I'll just take the pot. Yeah, so you're not selling marijuana. No. Oh, well, I'll take this pink pot. Yes.

Thanks very much. Now, we've spoken about love languages at length on this show. And I would like to think that Flesh... At what? At length. Length. At length.

She's saying length. Length. Length. I'm not hitting the NG hard enough. Nah, you're hitting length. We have spoken about love languages at lingeth. Better? Happier?

What's your love language? Picking me apart. Jeez. Isn't that what Catholics do for 40 days before Easter? Vaughan's love language is perfection in grammar. Yeah, it is. And boy, oh boy, we don't share it. No, we do.

I've done it better that time. I'm far from perfect. I think I do say length. I don't know if I've heard you say length before. What length is that? Yeah, I'm not hitting the G at all. This has really reflected myself back to me. I'll think about this later.

Now, we've talked about it before. You have five love languages. Physical touch, quality time, acts of service, words of affirmation, and gifts. The worst one, gifts. Yeah. The worst one, gifts. The gifts one for me, if someone's like,

what is wrong with you? Everyone likes gifts but you can't say it's the best thing about being in a relationship with someone. No. They buy me lots of presents. Like you're a sugar baby, right? No, but I think your love language being that you might like to give gifts that you're like, I love just buying things for you.

But yeah, if your love language as a receiver is I love receiving gifts. Yeah. Okay, how embarrassing for you. That's disgusting. You don't want to just spend time or talk? No receiver, I love receiving gifts. Yeah. Okay, how embarrassing for you. That's disgusting. You don't want to just spend time or talk? No, no, I want prezzies. Yeah. Anyway, those are the five love languages

and there's lots of articles that have been like, and studies like, oh, this is, you know, you've got to have aligning love languages because otherwise you're going to feel deprived. Yeah. You're not going to satisfy each other. Well, according to this new study, BS. Doesn't matter at all.

What love languages? Yes, and I would like to think that Fletchford and Hayley were a show that you come to for accuracy and things that are correct and true. And we've talked about the value of these love languages. Well, I'm redacting that. At length. At length.

I have talked about it and the value of them. It is just, it's not important at all. It's Gary Chapman's fault. I was going to say, who made the love language? Gary Chapman. Mr. Chapman. He was the one who decided that it was his model that said there are five ways in which we give and receive love. He's old as shit.

He's 86 years old. Oh, wow. Okay. But I feel like it's just been around for a while, the love language. It's just kind of like what we all think is a thing. Yeah, totally. So there was a new study done this year that tested

hundreds and hundreds and hundreds, 700 long-term relationships. Measured how satisfied they were versus their independent love languages. And it went to show that yes, people do feel satisfied when they give and receive their love language in the way that they desire. But the conclusion was that it's just a bit of everything.

You just got to do a bit of everything. You can't just give quality time but don't do anything for them or give them a kiss. Yeah. And the reason the book, The Five Love Languages, was good was it just made people talk about it, right? Yeah, yeah. It just made people talk about what they like

and what makes them feel good. Yeah. Which is just communication, right? I want to go. Yeah. So it's not really all it was cracked out to be in the end. You've just got to keep working. Oh, that's kind of sad.

Because we all really bought into it. We did, yeah. Yeah, I bought into it. We did, yeah. Yeah, I know. Even in our friendships, you know me, I was like, boys, boys, boys, more physical touch, more physical touch. No hugs for you now. I know you guys keep just buying me rings and flowers and gifts and stuff because your love language is gifts and mine's physical touch.

It's certainly not gifts. Yeah, no, you're not. What is yours? Quality time. Just quality time, yeah. And yours is're not. What is yours? Quality time. Just quality time, yeah. And yours is extra service. Yours is words of affirmation. I would have thought words of affirmation is your...

Yeah, and then physical touch. Yeah, and then physical touch. Well, give me some words of affirmation. If we're all here giving, if we're all going to do it. I like how you've learned how to say length. Thank you, Vaughn. Because before, you were understanding about dumb. No, okay, so they didn't need the second part because before you were dumb.

Ah, okay. So try again. Okay. I like how you've learnt to say length properly. Thank you, Vaughan. Because before you said... No, I can't help myself. I can't help myself.

Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Hayley. Ho, ho, ho. Ooh, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Ho, ho, ho, ho. 48 days, 16 hours, 41 minutes until Christmas. And, well, Halloween's out the way. Yeah.

This is when it's over any day, Christmas penetration at 100%. Oh, look, bloody has their decorations up and everything and then I went into St Luke's in Auckland the Westfield

that's got it's big Chrissy tree up I went to the House of Wares Oh yeah The big red House of Wares Yeah

Which I actually proposed to them as a sort of a rebranding Oh yeah The House of Wares What about like a warehouse?

L'homme de la ware or something. Yeah. Flash it up. In the era of class. In the era of class. They were playing Christmas music. Yeah. On the store speakers.

Here it comes. A lot to it. It wasn't just like one. It was multiple. We've started on the high-trisline to Christmas. There's no going back because the water's taken us. The water's our mat. The light went green

and we're down. We went down. We hear someone coming behind us. It's New Year's. It's New Year's behind us and we're hoping to get into the pool at the bottom before New Year's

just scurries over us on the top. Amber, for some reason, Amber was in the Glenfield Mall after dark. Glenfield Mall after dark? Glenfield Mall after dark? Glenfield Mall after dark because the big slidey,

maybe she was in the food court. Oh, yeah, okay. Which stayed open. Back in the day, it used to stay open a little bit longer than the mall and they pulled across a sort of a, how do I describe it? Am I right to say a scissor fence? Yeah, a scissor fence. A scissoring fence.

My local McDonald's will do that at like a cut-off time so the drunks don't congregate. Where do they scissor fence? Do they scissor fence the seats off? Yes. So you can only come in and then leave. Yes, so you can leave in order, yeah. Okay, well, beyond there, she said,

look at all these Christmas trees. And it's not one big Christmas tree, the smattering of Christmas trees throughout the wall. Oh, good. Yeah, good, okay. Also, Tash said, Kmart's really zhuzhed up the reindeer game in the last few days. These look to be a decent size, sort of like a lounge-based reindeer decoration. I wouldn't put them outside because they're soft.

Okay. It'll only last a couple of weeks if you do. Yeah, but they can stand on their own four feet. This has got entranceway written all over it. Okay. No Rudolphs. I find that rude. Very confronting.

We'll just paint one of their noses red. You've just created your own one. Sally has been to the Taihape Sushi Shop. Now I'm imagining the only sushi shop in Taihape. They're just a place that screams Christmas to me. Well, they don't want to go overboard. They've just put up a singular Christmas wreath. Okay.

Just a singular. To let you know they know that it's Christmas, but you should still get the tuna rolls. Okay, right. Yeah. Without going to asking for a Christmas sushi. What would a Christmas sushi be? Ham.

Pomegranate. Beans. No, I imagine it's rice but in the middle it's just a cake. Christmas cake. Oh yeah. Christmas mince sushi. No, that's not a good mix. What about turkey sushi? They should try that.

With a bit of cranberry. And then rice around that. Yeah, good. And then around that, would you go seaweed or would you make it more of a California roll situation? No, you go seaweed. Seaweed, rice, turkey, cranberry blot in the middle. Oh my God, they should do that. What a great idea.

Can I just note that in the last few times that we've done, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. We've been ignoring some texts on the machine. There's some texts coming in. Please, please, please. Texts have come in. I'll just read one that sums up, I'd say, a lot of texts. Yeah. What's happened to the Christmas orphans and when will we hear from them again?

Well, no. We did announce last year, I believe. They died. I think we killed them off, didn't we? They were presumed dead. All I'm saying is, as we approach 100%, keep your ears to the sky for the return of the Christmas orphans. Presumed dead. Presumed dead, but we never saw it.

Did you see a body? I didn't see a body and there was no funeral. I didn't see a body. There wasn't a state funeral. If anyone was going to get an invite to the funeral, it would be you. I don't know. I think they're dead You were there

Presumed dead Right In their last will and testament I believe you were In charge of their estate Absolutely not I looked them up on the deaths and You know marriages

Deaths and marriages No John and Jane Does Nope Okay Right Of the age group No sign of them Okay well how many days away

Were we from Christmas good sir? 48 48 days away If we're Christmas, good sir? 48. 48 days away. If we're 48 days away from Christmas, then with all that in mind. Getting warmer. Right now, Christmas penetration is at... 79%.

Whoa. It is beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. I was going to say happy election day. Oh, beautiful American music. Oh, God, isn't it great? The election is election day in the States, and it's a scary time.

Apparently, we hear it's neck to neck. Neck to neck? Neck and neck. Neck and neck. Yeah. Neck to neck's hot. Well, I don't know. That's sexy stuff.

I don't know much about American politics. Fletch probably knows the most out of us, but thank God we have Jack Tame on the phone, who is in America. Hello, Jack. America. Freedom. Freedom. Whereabouts in America are you?

So I'm sitting in the middle of Washington, D.C., outside Howard University, which is Kamala Harris' old university, where she's going to be having her victory party tonight. But as someone who's been fortunate enough to do a few of these over the years, one thing I've learned about victory parties is that they're not always victory parties.

Yeah. And that sometimes it's kind of less of a party than some of the people who turn up are hoping. And also, it may not happen tonight. It might be a victory party in a week or two. Honestly, it's such a punish. So you know how America's got like 50 different states? Of course, they all have to run their elections differently.

And because they're running them differently, they all decide to do them differently. Instead of having like one set of rules for all the states, they basically have different rules about when you can count the votes, different rules about when the polls open and close. And it means that we could be waiting for days. So what you're saying, Jack, is that the states aren't... It was like Sunday morning New Zealand time. Right.

So you're saying the states aren't really that united after all. They've all got these different rules. Oh, it's a thing. There could be a line in my 6 o'clock news story tonight, actually. You can have it, babe. Happy to be your writer. That's actually plagiarism, isn't it? Yeah, it probably is.

No, she gave permission. So some states, because there's been a lot of early voting, some states can't count early votes before the election day, but some can. Is that correct? Yeah, that's 100% right.

So there have been 80 million early votes cast. So you'd think, well, you know, for the sake of efficiency, especially in those states, like the seven states, the swing states, as they call them here, the battleground states, that are the all-important ones that are going to decide the election. You would think, for goodness sake, guys, you have the whole world waiting. Surely you can get on to counting those. You don't have to publish them before the polls close,

but sure, you can get on to counting them. But nah, nah. So they have different roles and it means that some of them, they won't even open the ballot until after the polls are closed tonight. What can we get, may I just ask you for a vibe check, Jack? Because what's like, what's the energy like? Because it's a very

polarising election this year. Yes. I would say vibes are bad. That would be my I'd say bad vibes. And one of the things that makes it most interesting on the bad vibes front is that there's a huge gender split. So

women are massively favouring Kamala Harris. Men are massively favouring Donald Trump. And like at historic levels. Like you've never seen a gender split like this in a US election. So I just think think how many incredibly awkward conversations are there around the dinner table tonight in America.

There must be millions of houses around America where mum and dad have completely different views. This is why when I vote, I actually go into the booth with my wife to make sure she's voting how I see. That's great. As a man should run a household. Do you guys see Kamala Harris had an ad?

Yes. She put an ad out nationwide saying, yeah, you don't have to tell your husband who you vote for. I, of course, jest. I, of course, jest. Yeah. As my wife's a huge right winger. Oh, yeah.

Big David Seymour girl. Famous right winger. Huge right winger. The widest you can get. So Trump's already been making noises about rigged elections and if it doesn't go our way, it's obviously unfair. Have TVNZ issued you with a, like a bulletproof vest or anything in case things turn a bit feral?

Nah, to be honest, it's pretty loose, eh? Like, kind of worryingly so. I had to fill out like one of these, like a form just saying like we take health and safety precautions. But I don't know. Around DC at the moment, there are actually fewer security measures than there were four years ago. So four years ago, they, like, put,

they boarded up the whole of the capital. And then nothing happened. And they were like, oh, that's all good. Nothing happened. And then on January 6th. I was going to say, they saved it for Moonfighter. Jeepers. So, yeah, yeah.

And it was funny well not really funny but this big police chief in Pennsylvania which is a really important state tonight, he came out and said, if you are planning on doing any militia activity tomorrow just effing try it that's what he said. Oh wow

Yeah, which is like, I was like man, it's definitely like, you don't really get that when it's like oh is it going to be national or is it going to be Labour? Who's going to win this year? You know, you don't kind of get that same vibe. America, right? Now, you, I saw on your Instagram story, what, 13, 14 hours ago, you were at a Kamala Harris rally and you saw Ricky Martin. Oh, you know, Ricky's still got it.

That's the thing about you, Ricky Martin. He still bangs, he bangs. Yeah, still moving, he still bangs. He bangs hard, man. Man! Honestly, if it was Ricky Martin, Lady Gaga, and Oprah at her last rally, but as well as that yesterday, she had The Roots, Christina Aguilera, Jon Bon Jovi, and Katy Perry.

And Donald Trump had Don Jr. Oh, gosh. And Kid Rock. There's so many different, like, you know, celebrities are leaning in America. So what does your day look like, Jack, for the rest of today? What are you up to? What are you doing?

Well, honestly, hurry up and wait. So I'm outside Howard. We just basically need to wait for the polls to close. They close at, or they start closing at 1 o'clock New Zealand time. Of course, every state has different timings, which is a real punish. But we wait for those polls to close, they close at, or they start closing at one o'clock New Zealand time. Of course, every state has different timings, which is a real punish, but we wait for those polls to close, wait for the early numbers to start coming in, but like I said,

I've done this a few times, and I know that it's a super late night, and that honestly, we could be waiting a couple of days until we have a final result. Well, you make sure that you keep your fluids up. Yep. Sometimes you forget. Don't forget to eat. You forget to eat, don't you, Jack?

You forget to eat. You're my best. And your mother and I are very worried. Yeah. Thanks, guys. Stay safe. Thank you very much, Jack. You can follow Jack and the One News team for all the US election developments

across Q&A, 6 p.m. and TVNZ Plus throughout the day. Jeebus. It's nerve-wracking,'t it? I feel like... Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. We were deciding as a family what movie we were going to watch at the weekend. Going through and there's lots of choice and you're like, I don't want to

watch that one. Too much choice. That one's inappropriate for children and da-da-da-da-da. It was great when you just had the DVDs that you had. Yeah. You know? Or you'd go to the store. It was great when you just had the DVDs that you had. Yeah. You know? Or you'd go to the store. Go to the store and be like, let's get out one. And Mum would be like, absolutely get your eyes off those new releases because they're not coming back into town tomorrow to drop that off.

Oh, no, you've got to get into the arts festival section that's free. You're going into the week-long hires. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So at some stage Mum's going to pop back in for groceries. She's going to always remember to bring that back. Not coming back tomorrow. We are not running something back in tomorrow. We're not doing an overnight new release for $7. No. back tomorrow. We are not running something back in tomorrow. We're not doing an overnight

new release for $7. No. Absolutely not. Don't be ridiculous. Ridiculous. So we ended up settling on Moana. Which is a family classic. We love this and I tell you what, still get tears. Still get a little bit like, it gets a bit much for me at

times. When the grandma dies and she's like, I'm out of here. Spoilers. I'm sorry if I spoiled a movie that came out in 2016, eight years ago. Such a good movie. And we watched it. I might have nodded off. You know, dads have seen it.

I might have made a little nod off. I strolled a little nod off. Daddy is asleep. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, I'm good. No, no. Yeah. Bloody hell,

she's got to get that heart back. There's a million new movies. Watch something with your time that you haven't seen. No, I'll always re-watch Tropic Thunder. That's one of my favourite films of all time.

Really? Always. I've only ever seen it once. I've seen it like 50 times. Really? Why do you like it? It's so funny. Because of the problematic

Robert Downey Jr. blackface? Yep. But even at the time they knew that was problematic. Yeah, they did. It was addressed. It's so tongue-in-cheek. It's a point at the whole film industry. Willy Wonka is my favourite film.

I've watched that a thousand times. Bridesmaids I've seen a thousand times. Wait, Willy Wonka the original? I watched that. Yeah, not Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, the original. Yeah, I watched that a million times as a kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. But no, I love re-watching film. No one is yelling at them. That was scary. Anything with Hugh Grant in it, I'll'll watch that a million times as a kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But no, I love re-watching for a million times. No one is yelling at them. Anything with Hugh Grant in it, I'll just watch that a thousand times. We love Hugh Grant.

We are getting into Christmas so Love Actually is probably going to pop up again soon. Yeah, man. How many times have we seen that? Every year. Don't need to see it.

Just don't need to see it again. Do you know Aaron's family watches The Sound of Music every Christmas? Do they? That's traditional but that's long. It is long.

I still haven't seen the whole thing. And so many more Nazis than you thought for a minute. That was what I looked at. My mum always sent it off before the Nazis. It's Nazis on Christmas.

That's not, is it? Nothing says Christmas like the Nazis. You're like, goodbye, farewell. You're like, cute. And then suddenly,

whoa. Run, Mr. Von Trapp and the entire family. That's why we want to know what movie. Maybe it's a comfort film. Because comfort TV, everybody's familiar with TV. You sit down and you watch.

I don't do that as much. Producers, do you have movies that you re-watch over and over? Yeah, I can watch Clueless a bunch of times. Yeah, great film. I've seen it once. Paul Rudd, you know? Paul Rudd. Still looks the same.

Early Paul Rudd. Still looks the same as late Paul Rudd. And mid Paul Rudd. I reckon I do Legally Blonde and For Still looks the same as late Paul Rudd. Still late Paul Rudd, yeah. And mid Paul Rudd. I reckon I do Legally Blonde and Forrest Gump annually. Oh, yeah, Forrest Gump. I've seen that at Forrest Gump. I reckon the kids are old enough now to appreciate Forrest Gump. I watched it for the first time when I was like 10-ish.

So much happens that every time you watch it, it's something new. It's so good. And Legally Blonde's a classic. Oh, my God, of course. Did you say you watched it for the first time after you played Tennis? Tennis? When I was like 10-ish. When she was 10-ish.

I thought you were saying Tennis. She played Tennis. I watched it after I played Tennis. Okay, Sean Connery. No. Okay, well this is what we want to ask this morning. Is there a movie that you always re-watch? You just watch a thousand times.

And what is it? Maybe you're scared to admit it because it's not a great movie, but you love it. We're going to create quite a good list here. Okay. I've just thought of one I could re-watch. What? Taken.

How many times though? Are you ever given a re-watch when it's not like a... It's not every month. Nah. It's maybe in every year. 10 Things I Hate About You. Someone texted. And rom-coms seem to be year. 10 Things I Hate About You. Someone texted. And rom-coms seem to be for the ladies, I reckon, rom-coms.

Okay. The Batman with Heath Ledger in it. Dark Knight. When he's the Joker. Man, I could watch that. I love that movie. Okay. 0800 DALES at MSN number.

Give us a call. You can text through 9696. Oh, my God. Someone just texted in the worst film. What movie can you watch over and over and over and over and over? It's the real palatable films that we're getting through here. We want to know the movie that you can watch a hundred times over, time and time again.

For Vaughan, it was Moana. You say palatable. Talisha, good morning. Good morning. What is the film that you watch over and over uh i love once for warriors and i could watch it a thousand times over oh god really amazing film but oh my god it's very deep it's a very deep film as well and i think a lot of people could learn from it yeah totally i mean yeah i mean, yeah, I probably watch Once More Warriors

every five years and every time I'm like, wow, this is a masterpiece and also hard watch. Yeah, it's hard. Talisha, thank you. Emily, what is the movie that you can watch over and over and over? Definitely would be Independence Day.

Really? You're talking about a 1995 Will Smith, Jeff Goldblum movie. Yep, that's the one, you know, the OG Will Smith and Jeff. It's always definitely prime TV. That's the one where the cookie bear is flying the giant cookie. No. Pretty much, yep. And the crazy guy at the end flies the jet up into it and kills all the aliens.

Correct. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The second one doesn't live up to the first one, but the first one's always the one that I go back to. That's wild. Not a film I would have expected, like, a rewatch over and over. Because I would say, as you say, like, the ones that are coming through on the text machine

are, like, your rom-coms, your sort of, like, kind of like kind of trash adjacent films. I didn't even see Emily's name. I assumed, I saw Independence Day three times a year and I assumed it was a dude. Very surprising.

Bridget, what is the movie you re-watch over and over? Good Morning Guys. Pitch Perfect. Many, many times. I hate it. I hate it so much, Bridget.

We don't say hate here. We don't say hate. I strongly dislike that movie. Yeah, it's a real Bridget. We don't say hate here. We don't say hate. I strongly dislike that movie. Yeah, it's a real love-hate film, isn't it? Yeah. It is. It's great for when you're running on the treadmill, though, and you need a bit of a kick somewhere along the line,

and it gets you into gear. Yeah, Spice-O, but a sing-song. I love that. Bridget, thank you. Message is in. Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Very good movie. Yeah, great movie.

Few for the Princess Diaries. That's the Anne Hathaway movie, isn't it? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sound of Music in Greece. They have big musical fans there. Greece, actually Greece I watch at least once a year. Really? Yeah, love it.

That's a form of torture. A lot of texts for Step Brothers. A lot of texts for Step Brothers. That's a great movie. Do we just become best friends? Yup. In fact, just lots of. Talladega Nights is another one.

Like Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell movies, very palatable. You don't have to think too much. It just sort of goes in. The Hangover. Like a movie like The Hangover? Yeah, I've watched The Hangover a few times. You can watch it many times.

Princess Bride. Oh, yeah. That's a classic. Keep your texts coming in. 9696 0800 DARS at M. Those movies you just re-watch over and over. Shout out Never Ending Story. Someone said when Artax is in the swamp.

Don't fight against the sadness Artax. Artax please. Why are you bringing it up? Let the sadness of the swamps get to you. You have to try to care. I literally am crying. Never seen it. What?

Sir. Sir. You know, for the 8 o'clock hour, what we're going to do? We're just going to live stream, fledge watching Never Ending Story. And I want you guys to get some time spare. I won't cry. You think you won't cry. Oh, Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Twice a year, they say. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, that's a good movie. Do you know what? Someone messaged in Shrek, and I Yeah that's a good one Yeah that's a good movie Do you know what Someone messaged in Shrek And I think that's a great choice I'll hit a Shrek 1 Shrek 2

Okay You don't go for a Shrek 3 Nah Nah stop at 2 One's the best Do you know what Speaking of movies I saw an article yesterday

From the guy that did Back to the Future 1, 2, 3 Oh my god so funny They are like Begging him to do a 4th Yeah And he's like

No I'll do a musical It's so funny There is are like begging him to do a fourth. Yeah. And he's like, no, I'll do a musical. It's so funny. There is a musical. Isn't there a stage show? There's a Broadway show, but he says he'll do a musical movie. Oh, what? And they don't want it. What?

Yeah. No one wants that. But that would be a good watch now. Back to the Future. Dude, Back to the Future stands up. It's the perfect trilogy. It's perfect And they're still

Finding out things I know Still finding out Little Easter eggs I know Hidden in there Zoolander Someone messaged in

Oh great movie Great movie Great movie Fifty Shades of Grey That's probably the Horniest movie we've heard That people will watch Because it was

It was also terrible So bad Yeah Terrible movie The Greatest Showman. That's a pretty good movie. Austin Powers. I love Austin Powers.

Me and my dad will watch Austin Powers maybe. Austin Powers rules. Once or twice. The original Austin Powers is so good. Is it problematic now? Yeah. Oh, so bad. There's a couple of real bad movies.

Is it a fat suit? Yeah. It's terrible. It's pretty good. So funny. Pretty good. Yeah. Anything with Hugh Grant or Sandra Bullock.

They are the rewatchable machines. Two weeks notice. Perfect. Miss Congeniality, The Proposal. Yeah. Die Hard. Someone said especially around Christmas. Someone messaged anything with Kevin Costner in it.

And I agree. I went through a Kevin Costner film. He's had a lot of flops. I like it when he does a sports film. And he's always the coach of a baseball team. And I'm like, great. Angels in the Outfield. Angels in the Outfield,

but he's done heaps of sports films. Yeah. He did some crap films. And then you've got some lighthearted stuff like American Sniper. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jesus. Just don't watch that too many times.

Yeah. Shawshank Redemption, you know, another really light watch. Yeah. The Green Mile, really light watch. Yeah. The Green Mile, another light watch. Very easy, very palatable. Someone messaged in one, and I'm trying to find the title of it again. They described it as an 80s lesbian horror film.

Now, where is the title? We've had so many texts in. Anyway, I'll just be Googling 80s lesbian-based horror films and trying to find what it is. Not on the work Wi-Fi. Oh, God. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley.

Okay, if you have been listening since around 6.50 this morning, we discussed the fact that I put out a sign on my front berm that said free and a bunch of pots. And I did it yesterday afternoon. And as of this morning, no pots had been taken. I've just received a photo from Aaron. All gone. All gone.

Wow. All pots gone. And they left the free sign, which is nice. Because if they took that, we're real dick move. I mean, technically the sign was also free because it said free on it. It's literally the most free thing there. It was written on it. Well, congratulations.

Thank you. Now I'm just racking my brain of all the things I can't wait to get out of my garage today and put on my berm. For free. For free. Anyway, today, another thing that I have to do, and I've been putting this off,

and I did talk about this maybe a year ago. Today, I am going to undergo a medical procedure. Okay. And when I say undergo, I'm going to do a medical procedure. Okay. And when I say undergo, I'm going to do it myself, to myself, in my home. This already sounds like a bad idea. No, it's fine. I've bought a kit from the pharmacy. Are you bleaching?

No. What? Bleaching what? Go on, I dare you. Bleaching what? Bleaching what? This guy doesn't deal with it. This guy doesn't deal with a woman enough.

We're not moving forward until you say it. I'm going to be doing a thing of where you're going to be bleaching some of them dark body hairs you've got on display. God, this guy's a lunatic. Which ones in particular? Point them out to me. Touch them. Go and touch them. Which he is.

Go and point out. Go and touch them. Go and pull one. Go like this. Go up and say, oh, you've got something in your face. Go and pull it and then find it's attached. Go on. Go on.

Go on, I dare you. Bleaching what? Speak up. It was a joke because you don't need to bleach anything. Oh, shut up. No, I'm not bleaching something. Today, I'm going to freeze my own warts off. I don't know.

I'm afraid that's a trip to somebody. That's not a doing it yourself. And I told you, because I didn't know what you were talking about freezing, like doing at home. I told you at the time, you've got to get some daisies or some dandelions and you crack open the stem and you put the white goo on there. Go back to witch school. Ages ago, my doctor and they had the thing, the machine.

The freeze dry them basically. And gunned it. It was insane. And it just drops off. Well, you can buy an at-home kit and I'm going to do it today. I've got one on my wrist here that's been here for ages. I've never had warts. Do you know, when I was growing up, I had them.

And I've sort of always had like one or two on the go. But you are a witch. But I am a witch. It's important. And you're just going to keep freezing them off till one comes on your nose, which of course is the best place for a witch to have one. I've just been rubbing and rubbing and rubbing my warts on my nose

to try to get, so people know I'm a witch, but it doesn't work. I've got one on my wrist here. That's a sort of small one. That just looks like a beauty mark. I've got quite a big one here on my knee. Is that officially a wart? Yeah, yeah.

That doesn't look like a wart. I always remember as kids, they stuck out more and they were like wrink officially a wart? Yeah, yeah. That's a wart. That's on your knee. They stuck out more and they were like wrinkly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mine as a kid were like that. Mine now are just little as an adult. There's another one just underneath and I think maybe I've got another one on my ankle. So I think I've got four. And then there's one on my wrist here. Where'd you get the warts?

Where'd you get them from? Don't know. I've just had I've had this one. No, I mean the kit. Oh, you can get them from? Don't know. I've just had, I've had this one. I mean the kit. Oh, you can get them at the like chemist, at the chemist, chemist warehouse. Yeah, I've seen them.

How do you do it? It's like a, it's like a burning, like a chemical kind of a situation. And you basically just like dump it. And then, dump it. And then it like turns white

and eventually will fall off. Hopefully not in studio. Oh, go on. Brush that off the bench. Yuck. But my question was right because you know me. I'm a girl who likes to be real and I love to share it with all the people. Should I live stream the process?

And then I could keep updating people with the process of the warts. The one that you showed on the knee is a bit bigger, but they're all quite tiny. Yeah, they are small. So I don't know if the payoff would be there. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like if it was a centimetre high wart.

Yeah, I want a big, I want a big pokey alley wart. I want a nipple. You should do it on your nipples. I'm not going to burn off my nipples. No, I like them. Are you in this for the content or not? I've got a strange, Yeah, you're right. I do have a strange kind of big mole,

but I don't think you should burn those off at home yourself. No, I don't think so. They could need to cut that out. So you want to live stream the... Because how long does it take? Well, I just sort of thought it would be a good chance to jump on and talk to people. Right, as you...

And as I sort of do a process that people might relate to, because I think I'm actually being really hashtag brave here and sharing that as a beautiful woman in the media. A beautiful woman in the media, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not perfect. Have you talked to her? Have you found one? What, a beautiful woman in the media?

You're going to talk to her about what it's like and how you hope to one day be one. No, I'm the beautiful one. Sorry, I wasn't clear on that. You're the beautiful one. Yeah, I'm the beautiful woman in the media who's being hashtag brave by sharing. Who told you that?

The mirror. The mirror told me that. Is this a side effect of warts? Disillusionment. Wart is warped. Warped perception of self. She's got a case of the wart warps. I think as a stunning

Seemingly perfect Woman in the media That I should She's got the old wart warps That I should share this process Of me burning off my warts You haven't thought This through because you're gonna need

Your fiance Aaron to Be the cameraman because you're gonna have I'm gonnacé Aaron to be the cameraman because you're going to have- I've got a tripod, babes. You're going to try it. She's next level. I've got a ring light. Okay. Oh, yeah, I do need to get in there, don't I?

You need to get in there. You can move your wart closer to the camera. Yeah, I'll move me to the lens. Okay, do we have feedback? I used the at-home kit. Hayley, didn't work. Someone else said those at-home kits can spread warts, not strong enough to kill them.

They might have had some mega warts. But then somebody else said the wart kit works. Someone else said apple cider vinegar's amazing for warts. Oh, okay. Apple cider vinegar's amazing for everything. Amazing. Good for digestion. The wart kits are easy as to use.

It's like an intense brain freeze. You push it on the area. I kind of like the thought of this. I know, same. I want to try it. Because I've always seen them at the chem of this. I know, same. I want to try it. Because I've always seen them at the chemist and been like, I wish I had a water burner. You push the canister, it's like five seconds.

I've got like five. Not worth the live stream, they said. Not worth it. Yeah. Not great feedback so far for me. Film it in case it doesn't go right. Yes. That's what I was thinking.

Then if it's, you know, you burn yourself or you leave it on too long or you don't follow instructions, there's what I was thinking. Then if it's, you know, you burn yourself or you leave it on too long or you don't follow instructions, there's this live stream disaster unfolding. Yeah, perfect. And then nothing can do that. What if we put, because you've got multiple warts, you're wart covered at this stage. We've established you're riddled with warts.

No, don't say riddled. I don't think we're saying riddled. You're riddled with warts. I have a few minor warts. We should do different warts with different remedies. You can try my dandelion on one wart. Okay, great. And then you can try an apple cider vinegar on another wart and then you can

freeze another wart. How many have I got on the go? That's miles. One, two. Aloe vera straight from the plant. It took a few weeks but no scars. Three, four, I think I've got five up for grabs. So we could do a wart kit. Yep. We could do an apple cider vinegar.

Dandelion. We could... Why is Aaron listening? Go to the doctor. No. Shut up. We could do a home kit, dandelion, apple cider vinegar, and I've probably got four goodies.

Four goodies. And I'll find another aloe vera. Someone said aloe vera straight from the plant. Really? I don't have said aloe vera straight from the plant. Really? I don't have an aloe vera plant. You apply clear nail polish to the wart and suffocate it, then put a bit of insulation tape around it. Clear nail polish.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. No, that's not how you treat yourself. Go to Wairiki Terraces in Taupo. The sulfur in the pools got rid of all my warts. Oh, yuck. Now everybody else is going to go for a natural. And the pool.

So your warts are floating around. That's like saying every time I need to take a plaster off, I just go for a swim in a public pool. Oh, yuck. Do you know what, though? At least if you did go for a swim, you'd get out with no disillusionment. Disillusionment. Disillusionment. Why? Why would I get out

of the... Because the warts are causing you to be... Oh, warp warts. Yeah, your warp warts. I don't think so. I think actually... You can't think straight at the moment. You're riddled with warts. I don't have warp warp. You've got wart warp. I don't have wart warp. Wart warp.

Who's the most beautiful female in the media that you know? Hayley Jane Sproul. Wart warp. She've got warp warp. I don't have warp warp. Warp warp. I just wanted to. Who's the most beautiful female in the media that you know? Hayley Jane Sproul. Warp warp. She's got warp warp on the branch. Followed only by Tony Street. Just behind. Warp warp. Right up here.

She's got warp warp. I'm number one. You ask anyone. You ask anyone. She's got warp warp. Okay, well, do you know what? Tea tree oil and a banana skin. You can use banana peel, a small square of it,

and change it in the morning and night. No, I want more aggressive. Well, I drained pus out of my toe yesterday. Oh, this is too much. I didn't even think about live streaming that because that was gross, but it was fun. You've got a cuticle thing from your trek that you did over the weekend.

I loved that. I looked at it this morning. It's no good. It was pretty amazing. I thought it was an ingrown toenail, but it this morning. It's no good. It was pretty amazing. I thought it was an ingrown toenail, but it wasn't. It was one of those things. There's a medical term for it that I can't pronounce. Aaron said, go to the doctor.

The universe just told me, Aaron, you need to stop Hayley from doing something dumb. So I tuned in and thank God, go to the doctor and get them burned off. No, I'm doing a live stream test of wart removal. Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Hayley. A study has been done

by Canterbury University. This was before everybody got... Shut up. Nice of them to do this study. Before everybody got the shits at the uni hall. Oh my God, did you see the story

on the news last night about the uni halls with everybody doing the poos? I love that you watch the news at night. I know, it's so traditional. It's so lovely. Dad's really weird.

Do you know what was annoying last night? What? They put the stupid Melbourne Cup on. No time for that. They put the stupid Melbourne Cup on, which meant they couldn't fit in a whole episode of The Chase before the news. They put on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

No, no, no. Deal or no deal? Deal or no? I'm writing a letter. I'm livid. God, you are like an 80-year-old at a Ryman waiting for the news to come on every night. I sit down for my chase because that's my chance

to prove to my children that I'm quite smart when it comes to general knowledge. Without that, yesterday I felt there was a drop in respect levels. Well, Canterbury University, a study has surveyed social media users in New Zealand aged between 18 and 44. And this, when I give you the amount of days that we spend on social media, take into account this was just Facebook and 44. And this, when I give you the amount of days

that we spend on social media, take into account this was just Facebook and Instagram. So not even TikTok. What? They found that Kiwis spend on average 37 days. Oh no. A year. We're losing a month.

Whole days. Are you talking whole days? Whole days. So they worked out the average. Is that a 24 hour? So that's two and a half hours a day. Are you talking whole days? Whole days. So they worked out the average. Is that a 24 hour? So that's two and a half hours a day. Yeah, that's the average on platform.

So you could actually find your average if you've got an iPhone with screen time. Yeah. So two and a half hours a day on Facebook. And that's just Facebook and Instagram. That's not even taking into account TikTok, which is for, you know, 18 to 44-year-olds wasting a hell of a lot of time a day. How do we, I want to see how we,

see how much time we're spending on Instagram. App, app and app, turn on app. Oh, no, I've just, I don't have it turned on. So they found that participants showed signs of addiction and reported being subconsciously drawn using social media. Do you know what was amazing last week? Because I was doing the Heafy track and for a lot of it,

there's no cell phone reception. Like there's cell phone reception on day one. Yeah, I know. We missed you. And the last day. Yeah. But we still had our phones because we were obviously taking photos

and they'd be on the table and the amount of time, and we actually commented on it because we would all pick up our phones and just check. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Check for notifications. And it got to the point where we were like, why are we checking? There's no reception.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sometimes I leave Instagram. Like it's a habit. I'll be like bored of Instagram and so I'll leave it and I'll swipe a little bit and I'll be like, oh, have a look at Instagram. Like my brain is just forgotten that I've just been on it. But if you're doing more than two and a half hours a day on social media, which is 37 days, four days a year, you'd be looking at months.

Well, I'd be saving up. It's more than most people get holidays. Yeah. Yeah. I would be saving up my screen time to tune into my live stream of wart removal this afternoon. You know, if you were going to be trying to limit your screen time that you're going to spend on Instagram, save it up

because I've got some good content coming this afternoon. You're burning some warts off. Burning some warts off. Again, I don't think it's sexy content. It's going to be a really, really great piece of content. Play ZM's Flashborn and Hayley. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day I need a song in the background for today's

Oh, hold on. Well, no thank you. No thank you. I don't need tickets to take McRae's concert. I will play this. It's like a one-man show. He's just sort of having a conversation with himself. I'm doing everything over here.

You're going crazy. The song. The song. A lot of people believe... I promised you yesterday... Love the song. A fact about the rainbow flag. Well known to represent the

LGBTQI plus community. And so this is about the original and people often thought it was about Julie Garland's Over the Rainbow. You know, Julie Garland, one of the original gay icons. But the guy that designed it said it's more about the Rolling Stones song, She's a Rainbow. Oh yeah. Which is a very

uncharacteristically Rolling Stones song. So this is the song that influenced the rainbow flag. Okay. The original rainbow flag of the 70s. The original rainbow flag, however, was not the six-coloured rainbow flag that everybody got used to. Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple. It was hot pink on the top stripe.

And there was a turquoise. A turquoise. Hot pink eliminated because hot pink coloured material was hard to come by. And flag material. It was hard to come by in flag material back in the day. It made it a very expensive flag. Oh, yeah. Then with the seven colours, when it was hung on lampposts for a parade in San Francisco,

didn't, and the guy was like, it doesn't look right with seven. We need to knock one of those colours off. Too many? Two Boys was the one that went. Okay. Thank God. Yeah, it's too much. I'm just looking at the original now.

Do you know what I mean? It's too stripy. Oh, yeah, that's too much. Yeah, too stripy. But each of the colours in the original design by Gilbert Baker represented an aspect of the community. They've added the flag. They've added so many things and there's a triangle

on the corner and everything. Hot pink at the top, which was eliminated, represented the sex. Red represented life. Sex life. There would be no life without sex. Orange represented healing. Sex.life. Catch up on iHeartRadio, wherever you podcast. There would be no life without sex. Would there?

Orange represented healing. That's beautiful. Yellow represented sunlight. Green represented nature. Turquoise represented the magic. Yeah. Indigo represented serenity. And violet represented spirit.

What's nature got to do with queerness? Well, we learnt last week it's everywhere. I thought the yellow was rush. But obviously not. Yeah, same. Obviously not. I don't get that reference. Oh, don't worry week it's everywhere. I thought the yellow was rush. But obviously not. Yeah, same. Obviously not. I don't get that reference. Oh, don't worry about it.

Neither. Neither. I've just heard it before. Well, you said it though. You said it. I just say things I hear the gays say. Why does it... Choice of arms said it.

I just repeat the things gays say. Choice of arms said it. So I just repeat it. I don't know what these things mean. I feel the rush. I'm sure that things gays say. No questions asked. So I just repeat it. I don't know what these things mean. I feel the rush. Okay. I'm sure that's must be yellow. So rush, I can tell you, rush is a popper.

This is, okay, I don't know what I'm saying. I'm just reading what the gays have Googled. Like a party popper. It comes in a yellow bottle that says rush and it's got lightning on it. Yeah. What is it? It's for cleaning leather upholstery, Hayley. Gays love clean leather. They do.

They do. You've got to clean your leathers. Yeah. That's actually what one of the colours stood for. Yellow, as it turns out. You have to clean your leathers. You have to clean your leathers. After every weekend.

Clean them. So, yeah, once pink was gone and then turquoise followed soon after, the popular six-colour version. Yeah. And now it's like all over the show. Yeah. It's got... I think everyone wanted to be included in it

but now it's too busy. It's a busy flag. Yeah. What about a flag that just says like gay? Oh yeah, just G-A-Y. Just like white flag, black writing, gay. And yeah, just G-A-Y. Just like white flag, black riding, gay. And it's just everyone. White flag, black

riding, gay. It's not nearly enough to represent the community. I think it's a bit of but it's just straight up. You said now it's too much, now you've stripped it too far back. I know, but if I say purple flag with pink riding then they're like, well what about this? Just gay. And it kind of covers everyone. It's not pleasing everyone, is it? No, no, there's not.

But that doesn't cover everybody. Yeah, because gayness isn't just... I apologise to our lesbian listeners. You've got yourself a one ally on the team. Bisexual, gay. Right. You know, it's a little bit gay. Okay.

Well, that's just my suggestion. I'm just, I'm not going to hold a referendum over it. 10 mils of leather cleaner doesn't seem like enough. I've got a huge couch. Today's fact of the day. Is that the... Oh, we're on to the next Rolling Stones song, are we? That's an indication we've talked for too long.

Although I can't get no satisfaction, not a gay anthem, because you know those gays. They get all the satisfaction. Some would say they're hogging it. That and the couch cleaner. Someone's texting such a weird example of what rush is. I don't think it could be that. Why would leather cleaner do that?

That's crazy. Is there a straight flag? Relaxes the couch. It relaxes the couch. Well, that's what I like to do by relaxing on the couch. Anyway, today's fact of the day is the original rainbow flag was inspired by a Rolling Stones song and it had two more colours that were eliminated

due to cost and imbalance. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Yeah. Olivia Rodrigo has said she was being interviewed and asked about dating and what it's like and she revealed the question that she always asks someone on a first date.

The biggest red flag, okay, this is a very oddly specific question that I ask guys on first dates. I always ask them if they think that they would want to go to space. And if they say yes, I don't date them. I just think if you want to go to space, you if they say yes, I don't think so. I just think if you want to go to space,

you're a little too full of yourself because I think it's just weird. Yeah. So, Olivia Rodrigo hates space as much as I do.

She's like you. I would never go to space. Even if it was like free. No, no way. Elon Musk or Jeff Bezos were like, we'll put you up in a rocket. You go for free.

You get to look out at space. There's no way in hell you'd do it. No way in hell. I don't need to see that. I didn't even know about it. When the thought pops into my mind about space, I just try to block it out. What is it, though, that that question achieves? Well, she said it's a red flag for her that someone wants to go to space because they're really full of themselves.

Yeah, I thought it was more just like you were with a renegade. Yeah, yeah. Like a Jeff Bezos or an Elon Musk. They're just douchebags, right? Yeah, I'm going to go to space. And it's like, just live your life on Earth and then we'll leave this mortal coil. But then that's different.

To me, that's do you want to invest insane amounts of money that could be used for benefiting people here on getting to space is a different question. Because then obviously it's an odd one. Well, I imagine if you received this question on a date, you'd be like, what a weird question. Like it's not, what are your dreams and aspirations? Or what do you like to do in your spare time?

Got any kids? Do you have a problem signing a prenup? Yeah. Is this going to be an issue? First date. Yeah. First date you find out about the prenup. You 100%.

We're running out of time, Vaughn. The planet's going to explode. We need to find our mate for life. Right. So we're asking all the questions. This is what I want to know. Have you been on a date and been asked something really like bizarre or off colour or just out of the blue like this question? So it's not outside of your stock standard first day questions.

Sometimes you hear people asking like if people are into certain things. Yeah, you're like, dude, I haven't even had the bread yet. Yeah, we haven't even got our main yet. Yeah, let alone that. But maybe you were in it totally. Into stuff, you mean. Into stuff, yeah. Like they're asking now.

Bedroom activities. Because that's what people say. They just want to come to the chase. Maybe, that's right. Because if someone said to you, do you want to have kids on a first date, would you think that was odd on a first date? It's a little like, oof.

But yeah, nowadays I probably answer it. Where did you early 20s, maybe in your mid 30s, not? Yeah, last time I was dating, I was like pre 21. Yeah,

that would be weird if someone was in your mind. I probably would have left and been really upset and said a few curse words. If I was single now and went on a date, I think that would be

a normal question to ask. A valid question. I'd be like, all right, you old hag jeepers, that's not, what's that, is that your ovaries coughing? You want to have kids or not? Let valid question. They'd be like, all right, you old hag jeepers, that's not... What's that? Is that your ovaries coughing?

You want to have kids or not? Let's go. I'd be like, okay. Okay, well, 0800 DALS at M. We want to ask you now. You can text through 9696. Have you been asked something strange on a date?

We want to know the weirdest thing that you've been asked on a first date. Steph, good morning. Good morning. What were you asked? I like latex and balloon play.

Straight out the gate. Straight out the gate. On the first day you met this person? First date, first half an hour. Right. Because we're not here to yuck someone's yum, you know. Yeah. Everyone's into their own thing

but when you were chatting before the date, was there any inclination? You know? Any inclination? Absolutely nothing. Right. Not a single thing.

There wasn't a photo of him in his Tinder profile holding like a bunch of balloons? No, but he did tell me that he could send me some photos if I'd like. Okay.

But that was then when I said I needed to go to the bathroom and I left. Oh, did you just leave? That was going to be my next question is was there a second date? But no, there wasn't even a second round. No, no, no, thank you. Yeah, okay. Amazing. Steph, thank you.

Not a good fit. Angela, what was the weirdest question you got on a date? Well, I didn't even get the question. He just straight out blurted while we were sort of looking at the menu that he had a zero sperm count. Oh. What on the menu made him think of that? White bait for innards or something?

Money bags. Money bags. Money bags. Samosas. That was all I could think of the rest of the day was just looking at him thinking he's got a zero serve count. Right. And was that of interest to you at that stage?

Well, I don't know that I was giving him any hints that he might be going to use that later, but it was just sort of, I was only 24. Oh, okay, weird. I don't know whether he was planning a family or, it was just bizarre. Well, maybe he just thought, maybe if you were planning a family or something long term,

he'd just let you know out of the gate on day one that that wasn't an option. How did you respond? I just said, I wonder what the soup of the day just said I wonder what the soup of the day is. I wonder what the soup of the day is. Hey, I've got zero sperm count. Interesting. I wonder what the...

Tomato. The curried pumpkin's going to be nice. Angela, thank you. Some messages in. I got asked if I was on the pill within about 20 minutes of the first date. That was absolutely not the vibe of the date. Foz said I got asked if I believed in space. It's not

a thing you believe in. I just believe it's there. It's not really like a thing to believe in. This is a good question. I got asked, what's your favourite times table? That's a great question. Nine what? Nine, two, they want a specific multiplication. Mine's 11 or 10

or one or five. I love the whole times. No, but one specific one. It's eight times seven. No, I hate eight times seven. I'll go nine times six. Oh, what not? Like one specific equation.

One specific, what's your favourite times table? And my answer, someone said, I answered seven times three. 21. It's nice. It answered 7 times 3 21 it's nice it's good

and it looks like it looks right it feels good in the soul it feels good and so I immediately answered with 7 times 3

equals 21 is mine and he said that's a good one nice 9 6 is 54 great question yeah beautiful keep your tickets coming in

asking you the weirdest thing do you know what? I reckon tomorrow we do the phone- What's your favourite times table? Singular. Really? Because we've had so much feedback on it. Someone's like,

I can't believe nine times three has been overlooked. Oh my God, 27. Gorgeous. Nine times three, gorgeous. Three times seven is the best. Three times seven is 21. Yeah, three times seven.

It's the best. Five's, you know- Also two times seven, 14. It's like the sevens are good. Okay. Back on track. Tomorrow. The weirdest thing you've been asked on a date, the first date.

Some of these are making me like, oh, my God, people are impossible. I got asked by a guy on Tinder who I was going to go on a date with, if you are going to go to the gym before our date, don't shower before the date. And I was like, he had a BO fetish. He likes his woman smelly. Oh, okay. I was like, I have to cancel the date. Yeah.

It's good though. Okay. He's a bit of a... Good to be honest. Good to be honest. It could actually just save you a bit of time though in the future. Yeah. You don't need to shower all the time.

Yeah, to be honest. Yeah. The initial question wasn't so bad. He asked if anyone had ever said I look like Adele. Obviously a huge compliment. Adele's a mega babe. But then he made a comment about how some people might have found that offensive due to her size. I was like, what did you just say?

Stop talking. But then. Just stop. But it's not over. It's not over. It's not over. The best part was then he tried to start guessing my weight. Oh.

Because he had Googled how much Adele weighed. Oh, my God. And then just kept guessing a number under that. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop, Tosh. Learn from this.

I had just sat down with my bourbon. Okay. Yep. Yum. I just sat down with my bourbon. Only one. And he started asking me how far I'd go in bedroom activities. Oh, really?

Yeah. Cheers. Nice to meet you. So how far would you go? I feel like she might have led him there with the bourbon. The bourbon. We're going to lose the lady here. The B in BDSM stands for bourbon.

Does it? Okay. Yeah. A lot of people don't know that. Bourbon. Right. Dominant submissive. Yeah, yeah. Mavericks. The M stands for it? Okay. Yeah. A lot of people don't know that. Bourbon. Right. Dominant submissive. Yeah, yeah.

Mavericks. The M stands for Mavericks. What else have we got? The weirdest question I ever got on the first date was from a guy that was Christian and I'm obviously

not Christian and he asked me if, when, not when, but if I met his parents. No, no, not if,

but when I met his parents if I could just pretend to be a Christian just in front of them, just when they were around. Wow. I've had, I slept with so many women, you don't have to worry about me.

I've been tested for everything and I'm as clean as a whistle. Oh, it's straight out the gate. Good to know, just close. My friend very recently went on a first date with a guy when we were getting to the end and she thought, this is going well, I'm going to go back to his house. He asked her if she'd slap a nappy on him when she put him to bed. There's another part to that too that I don't feel comfortable reading.

We're not here to yuck anyone's yum. Absolutely not. On a first date. Yeah. I mean, I guess you want to know if you're into that, right? Like, why go on 10 dates and then they say no? I feel like the people messaging in think that they're there for a date. And I think maybe the other people think they're there for a hookup,

which is different, right? On a hookup, you're saying what you want to do and how far. Yeah. On a hookup, are you rocking the, will you slap a nappy on me? I don't know if you are. I don't know if on a hookup you're doing that, are you? Unless you've sort of gone to a place where this is a kink. You've connected through a kink community or something.

Yes, yes, yes. From that to the other end of the spectrum, Charlie was asked on a first date, what's New Zealand's only native mammal? What is it? It's a bat. It's a bat. Yeah, I knew that. Same. I was just leaving pause for the...

Dolphin? Seals and dolphins and stuff are aquatic mammals. Yeah. Okay. I got asked how soon... Sick first date question. I actually dig it. What are you trying to do? Just reveal that I'm dumb?

Zoom in on that photo, see if that's a person I may have gone on a first date with at some stage. Do you know what New Zealand's only native land mammal is? Nine times five is beautiful, by the way. Nine times five is a very nice. What about three? What about six times six? 36. Six times six is 36.

It's unfair because it's a square. It's a square number. No, it's not unfair. It's not unfair. It's unfair to the others because it ends up in a square. You can't compare a square. Everything's round the sixes. Yeah, it's nice, but that's why it's unfair. It's six by six and it's 36. I think that's my favourite a square. Everything's round the sixes. Yep. But that's why it's unfair.

I think that's my favourite time table. We'll find out tomorrow. Stay tuned tomorrow on the show. What's your favourite singular times table? Your favourite equation. 7 times 8 56. There's another team 7 8s. 7 8s 56. Nah, that's not for me. It rules.

Sometimes that leaves my brain and I go 7 8s and I go I know, that's why. 8 8s is 64. It's jagged. Yeah, it's not for me. It rules. Sometimes that leaves my brain and I go 7-8s and I go I know, that's why. 8-8s are 64. It's jagged. Yeah, yeah. It's too jagged. It's too jagged. I cannot wait for tomorrow. Yeah, me too. What time are we going to do this? When the people must know. What about 9 times 12? What is

9 times 12? No, don't be stupid. You don't even know the answer. 9 times 12. Yeah, that's nice. That's nice as far, it is 108. Nine times 12, 108. That's nice. That's nice. That's nice as far as 12s go. 12 times tables are hard. They're really hard.

Yeah. Yeah, they're good. They are. They're hard. Man, what time are we doing it tomorrow? Are we doing it when? What time? Obviously prime time.

Well, we'll see round about this time tomorrow. And I'm interested. Don't be like, this is the easiest one to remember. It's got to be, there's got to be art to it. It's got to go like this in your gut. Yeah, six times six, 36. It's the winner. Hey guys, apparently being the company's most successful podcast isn't enough.

They want us to tell people to tell more of their friends. So people are clearly liking it, but we have to tell them to tell others to like it. I would concentrate more on the shitter podcasts that the company makes. Yeah, same. You know, the real losers out there. Same. No, no, no, we'll just... Yeah.

Maybe we won't say nice. Maybe we should even encourage people to listen to other podcasts that the company makes. Oh, no, but only after ours. Yeah, nah, nah, don't do that. And not more than ours. Give us a sexy little review, though. Play ZM's Fletch, Florn and Hayley.