ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 7th December 2023

Episode Date: December 6, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. The Fletch Vaughan and Hayley Big Pod. Enjoy a refreshing McCafe iced coffee available only from Macca's. Great things are brewing. Hello, good morning, welcome to the show Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. It's a couple of minutes past six. Go Taylor Swift. Yeah, do you know she's the first musician to ever be Time Magazine's Person of the Year?

Wow. First ever, even when you consider, how long's Time Magazine? Forever, right? Yeah. Forever. Since the early 1900s? Probably.

Oh, yeah, yeah. You think of all the musicians that have been legendary, none of them have been the Time Person of the Year. She joins the ranks of Adolf Hitler, Joseph Stalin, Nikita Khrushchev,

and the Ayatollah of Rock and roller himself are on the cover of Time magazine as Time's person of the year. Yeah, Time certainly do have some questionable people of the year, retrospectively. Because it's not always like the person who has made the best impact of the year. No. It's the person who has undeniably been someone most people will have heard of or talked about at some stage this year.

Impactful in some way. The talk of the town, if you will. Yes. Wow. What great company. Yes. What great company. But there are also some incredible people.

Oh, of course there would be. Normally named. Yep. Richard Nixon, Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump. Okay, yes. You know, my big five. You're not saying any nice, any good ones. Didn't Malala Yousafzai,

was the Time Person of the Year one year? Was Jacinda Time Person of the Year? No. She was on the cover. Of Time. Yeah, but that wasn't Time Person of the Year. Right, because remember when they put her big image on the Wiz Khalifa?

The Burj. Burj Khalifa, yeah. Yeah, After the crushed terrorist attacks. Yeah, but okay, that wasn't a person of the, okay, right. Goodness.

That was more just an appreciation post about how someone of her age and experience dealt with a horrendous terrorist attack. Coming up on the show, the top six.

Yeah. Why are we doing this? Well, we got an email yesterday, a press release email. We get a few of these and they're like, would you be interested in interviewing we doing this? Well, we got an email yesterday, a press release email. We get a few of these and they're like, would you be interested in interviewing somebody about this? God, some of them you just say, absolutely not.

And the this, the this is a 36-hour seafood marathon at the Sydney Fish Market. Okay. Is that Sydney, Australia? That is Sydney, Australia. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, while we won't be having an interview with,

who did they say was available for an interview? A fish? Was it a fish? It was a fish. Okay. That would have been very hard. We're having to offer you an interview with charismatic and highly informed Gus Danielon from the Sydney Fish Market.

Right. Angles Gus could talk about? Savvy seafood swaps. Okay. Pro-G's picks for this Christmas and Christmas on a budget. While we were honoured to be offered the opportunity, instead we will be telling you about the Sydney Fish Market 36-hour seafood marathon and today's top six.

The top six things you'll see there. The top six things you'll see. Exciting stuff. Interesting. I was going to do the top six things you'd smell, but... It's all just fish, isn't it? Fish is the predominant smell, isn't it? Yeah, they need to do something about that,

because I never find fish markets appealing. You're saying the fish markets, before they hold one of these marathons, they need to address the fact that they stink. Put them all in glass cabinets or something. I don't know. Get some bloody aqua candles going. Yeah, bloody stinks.

I hate it. Bloody stinks. Actually, I've got an idea for aqua candles. Sydney Fish Market. Sydney Fish... Sure. I love that. I hate it. Bloody stinks. Actually, I've got an idea for a Koya candles. Sydney Fish Market. Sydney Fish Market. Sure. I love that. Or Christmas tree.

You know the way to do the Christmas tree pine one? Yeah. I love they could do fish pine. Yeah, they could do Christmas at the fish market. Like a rotting trout in a pine Christmas tree. I reckon pitch that to them. What an aroma. What an aroma combination.

Will your girls make candles? Get them on to that one. I'll get them to make A special one off Uncle Fletch Stinky fish candle No they should do like They should do

They should go for that End of the market For novelty Horrible candles Like candle roulette Yes You know how like There's those Harry Potter beans

And you don't know what it is Until you light it The jelly beans That are like You don't know what They all taste disgusting Bertie Botts beans That'd be good.

You're welcome for that marketing, Brilliance Vaughan. We want a cut. Yeah. Me, absolutely offering nothing and saying we want a cut. Next on the show, the age that people most feel like adults, the average age. I'm looking forward to it, personally. Oh, you've passed it. What?

You've passed the age that people feel like an adult. You've screamed past it. Play. ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley. So the average age that people feel like adults, they asked a bunch of Americans and it is late 20s.

Late 20s? Late 20s, like 28, 29. Not really. I mean, in so many... In some aspects of my life, I feel like an adult. Yeah. I got air-conned yesterday. Oh, my God, that's adult.

That's adulting. I got air-conned yesterday, and there were big silver tubes on our lawn, and me and Aaron got in the car, and I said, this is one of the most adult things we've ever done. I thought you were going to put them on your arms and pretend to be a robot. I wanted to do that. When you make a robot, those are the arms. things we've ever done. It's put air conditioning in our homes. I thought you were going to put them on your arms and pretend to be a robot.

I wanted to do that. When you make a robot, those are the arms. I wanted to do that. I didn't want to break them because I didn't want to pay for them because I'm an adult. I am the air conditioning robot.

Well, 6% of adults say it took them until their mid-30s until they began to feel like grown-ups. Maybe that is getting air con and renovating a house in your 30s.

Yeah, when you get a mortgage, it definitely feels adult because you've got to do all this nasty-ass paperwork and you're like, what? Oh, paperwork is the worst part about being an adult. You want to look into my spending for the last wee while? What are you doing that for? What are you, my mum?

What are you, fishing around? It's none of your beeswax. And they're like, it is very much our beeswax. Yeah, because we're going to be loaning you a lot of money. Yeah. I don't feel like an adult. That didn't feel real, though, to me, doing that a lot of money. Yeah. I don't feel like an adult. That didn't feel real though to me, doing that. It's not real money.

You don't actually owe it. Nah, when we first got a mortgage, that didn't feel like real money. I think it was when I had kids that I was like, oh, I'm the grown up now. Yeah, when you look around in an emergency. A pseudo, I'm a pseudo grown up. Yeah, in an emergency at your house, you are in charge. No thanks. I'm not.

Yeah, no. I've got an adult. I'm not. Yeah, no. I've got an adult. I live with an adult. Yeah. And even he is part adult, part man baby. Yeah, pseudo adult. Yeah, pseudo adult. My dad's the same. Like, he's very much a pseudo adult.

Whereas. My parents were adults at 20. Yeah, yeah. But they were very. They probably didn't feel that way. No, I don't think they did, but they acted like it. Yeah. They acted like it.

Like, I can remember my parents at my age very clearly, and they were never involved in shenanigans and silly things. Like you are. They were very serious. Like, everything was very serious. Whereas, look, I wake up in the morning, and the first thing I think is, there better be shenanigans today.

Yeah. I'm not here long enough for not every day to involve some form of shenanigan. Yeah. Be it shenanigan or shenanigans. Yeah, I need shenanigans. Yeah, multiple shenanigans. Like we don't even know the shenanigans that are in store for today.

You can flex, you know least of all. But there are shenanigans. You know, we might derail this whole show and you'll be trying to run the thing and we'll feel like shenanigans. Shenanigans, yeah. Because I was going to say, who's the adult in this room? I want to say Fletch because he tells us what to do and when to do it.

But you're also a silly goose. Yeah, exactly. You're a silly goose. I don't take things too seriously. You don't have a, like... No, you don't. Outside of work, your responsibilities are minimal. Yes.

Which is the way that I like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't like to be responsible., you don't. Outside of work, your responsibilities are minimal. Yes. Which is the way that I like it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't like to be responsible. You've got people you have to feed and look after. I've got responsibilities and animals that... Absolutely not. Well, yeah, I've got an animal. That's my only responsibility.

Yeah. But, you know, worse comes to worse, he can eat something to stay alive, you know? He'll eat you. He'll eat me. He'll eat your nose and soft tissues. The nose, the nose. Yeah, he'll eat the nose.

It's the soft tissues. It's always the nose. It's the soft tissues. It's always the nose. Oh, gosh. I'll think about that when I'm dying on the floor. Let me look at your nose. It's not a lot to eat, is it? It's not a lot. Not after your nose job.

He used to have a big nose. We don't talk about my nose job. That's the show secret. He said it was a breathing thing and he needed to go in for a deviated septum. Yes. Oh, my God. But it came out wildly differently shaped. Very petite.

I don't know what people believe in these rumours. Absolutely not. Can we start that rumour? No. Fletch had a nose job? No, because it's a honker of a nose. Well, you should have seen it beforehand. It doesn't look like a nose.

It's post-nose job. You don't have a honker of a nose. I don't know. It's just there, isn't it? I mean, I don't... You've got a nose like mine. It's just there. I think we've all got noses that are just there. No, no, no, no. Everyone's got a button nose. Look at this cute little button nose. I don't know, it's just there, isn't it? I mean, I don't, yeah. You've got a nose like mine, it's just there. I think we've all got noses

that are just there. No, no, no, no, no. No, Vaughn's got a button nose. Look at his cute little button nose. It's a cute little button. Yeah, it is. Mine's a ski slope. You've got the sexiest nose

on the show. Yeah, it's because of my nose job. No, I have, that's the sexiest. Let's all choose what we carry the sexiest. Here it is.

Okay, Vaughn's got the sexiest nose of the show. She's got the sexiest calf muscles. Yes, for sure. Oh, thank you. I've got the sexiest calf muscles. Yes, for sure. Oh, thank you. I've got the sexiest breasts. It's undeniable.

Yeah, okay, out of all of us. It is undeniable. I'm caring a bit of chub into summer. I reckon I could have you by New Year's. I'm starting to know when you go over speed bumps, it goes wobble. Driving around like, I'm on the right on lawnmower, and I hit a bump on the right on lawnmower and it's like. It's like, that's actually very offensive bump on the lawn.

How dare you? Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Now, there is a professional makeup artist. Jennifer Bell. She's based in New York. And she has shared the three beauty tricks that'll make you significantly more attractive. Okay.

Not that anyone in this team needs this. No. We're all tens. I'll say it, we're all tens. This is a team of six tens. Yeah. That's 60. That is 60 out of 60.

Oh, but that's only 60 out of 100. 60 sounds like sexy. Yeah, okay. Sexy. We're sexy. Well, I don't know anything about makeup. Well, she's a makeup artist. I'll have to just trust her word on this.

I should have brought in my kit and tried this on you guys. We've got a photo shoot next year. We've been told. New photo shoot next year. I love how they've given us like three months warning too. Do you know why? It's because I got a photo shoot sprung on me this year and I packed a sad.

Because what? You didn't have enough time to get a jacket or something? I just was feeling minger. And I didn't want it to be captured. And then it was not even a thing. And so I think I've caused that. Anyway, so she calls it the hotness trifecta

made up of the rock star effect, the crescent moon effect, and the heart effect. Right. Girlies and the producer's birth, are these terms ringing any bells? Yeah, I love this. Okay. Love this. Are you wearing makeup today?

And I ask that because you're such natural beauties. Well, thank you. Yeah, just a little bit. Just work-level makeup, I call it. What are the levels of makeup? Work-level and then, like... The clubs? Weekend level.

Yeah, like, going out to, like, a lunch and then, like, going out for a dinner, then going out for, like, more than a dinner. Like an awards, like a glamour event, a wedding. Yeah, and then, like, black tie is next level. Oh, yeah, right, okay. With the lashes and stuff. Yeah.

But, like, work-level's just, like, concealer, blush and mascara kind of levels. God, there's so much more than me. Do you remember when I first started and I would get up early and I slapped her face on? No more. No. She hooked us in and now we're just stuck with this.

This is what we do, isn't it? Yeah, we do. She had to blow it after the wedding. Yeah. Okay, the rock star effect is the first one. Take an inky black eyeliner and line your bottom waterline from corner to corner.

Then you smudge it. Then you put a bit of bronzer on the bottom. Now, I do this a lot. I don't know any of that. What's your bottom waterline? This. Underneath, right in here.

Oh, you put makeup in there? It goes in there. Yeah, but also like underneath, like line the eye. Because eyeliner used to like be really trendy of just being like, draw it on. And then it went out of fashion and then it was like no bottom, top only. Now we're back to the bottom. You smudge it out, look like a rock star.

You're going to block a tear duct and get a sty doing that. I look hot. I look hot with this eye. Actually, this is a popular TV eye. And every time I get it, I'm like, good Lord. I can't take my hands off myself. Right, and that's one of the ones she said is the key. Smudge black eyeliner and bronzer on the waterline. The next one is the crescent moon effect.

Apply bronzer in a crescent moon shape from your temple to your cheek. So you're doing this. Yeah, that's because when you do bronze, you don't just do that cut anymore. You've got to do either the E, the three, or just that. Can I guess number three is what you do with your winged eye tips? Try to look like a cat. Yeah, he loves that. No, it's not the cat eye. Okay. The third one is the heart effect.

Use lip liner to draw the shape of a heart at the centre of your top lip. It's just highlighting the cupid's bow. You don't want to go too much though with that. You look like the bloody Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland, won't you? Well, I will say it. She's done all these and she is hot.

But was she hot already? Yeah. So she started halfway down the track. But this is more for us. We're already all hot already anyway as well. So we're starting but it's unfair that the hot people also start the race halfway down the track. Yeah, I know. We're already all hot already anyway as well. Yeah, yeah. So we're starting for a tonne fair. That the hot people also start the race halfway down the track. Yeah, I know.

We're in lane one. Yeah. And the Mingers are on the outside lane. The Mingers should be allowed to start closer to the end. Yeah. Like halfway around the track. Yeah, and call that my act of charity this Christmas. Letting Mingers get ahead in life. Letting the Mingers have a half a race ahead.

Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley half a race ahead. What's the UK doing, Vaughan? I'm a UK correspondent. Reading this article, it's good. It's with the best of intentions. A company called Ofcom has developed face scanning software that can estimate your age, probably not Hayley's because you are very deceptively young.

Ofcom is the UK's regulatory- Hey, can you not steamroll my compliment? Let it set. Let it settle a bit. Don't walk on the concrete until it's set. Don't walk on Hayley's compliment until it's set. So you're saying that this wouldn't work on me because I would upload a picture of my face and then it would be like, not old enough.

It identifies with an accuracy of 99.65%. Okay. It can identify people under 18, which is pretty amazing. Oh, wow. Which is pretty amazing. There's no way if you're under 18, unless you're in that like 4%, that you could sneak onto a website. 4%.

0.4%. Jeez. Unless I guess you had a photo of your dad. And so when it's like Unless, I guess, you had a photo of your dad, and so when it's like scan your face, you just put the photo of your dad in front of you. Hey, Dad, I just need your face for a second. Or mum. Or mum, yeah.

Or mum. Yeah. And it would then grant you access. They say this is an effort to stop people under the age of 18 accessing adult content. So the Ofcom is like our broadcasting standards. Ah. By the looks of 18, accessing adult content. So the Ofcom is like our broadcasting standards by the looks of it. So they are the ones that regulate what people see on TV and what it's rated and stuff.

Censoring and stuff. All that, yeah. Right. Because didn't you say earlier that the average age that people would first watch adult content would be like 13-ish. Yeah, that's in this article. Yeah, in the BBC article. Yeah, the average age of 13 by 11,

a quarter of children had seen online pornography. Whereas when we were 13, either you didn't have the internet or you had to wait like 20 minutes for one photo to load and it was rubbish. Or your mate's older brother worked at the service station and got to take home the ones with the covers cut off from the end of the month. Me and the girlies were sharing earlier,

we would read like, you know, novels and then you'd find a sex scene and you'd just read it over and over and over and over. What? Yeah. Like the same book pages. Yeah, like a steamy novel. Women like a story and men can just have a visual.

Yeah. Oh, wait, this wasn't for on air. Oh no, it's fine. Filthy beggars. When I was younger, there was an app called Wattpad. Anyone who's like my-ish age will know about it and there was lots of fan fictions on there and people would write like One Direction was the big one and Five Seconds of Summer.

Yeah. Oh my god. You would just be reading like horny One Direction. We used to write it too and I was like, young. Did you write some erotic Is that all deleted now or is it still out there somewhere? Probably not, I've got a bad digital footprint today. Yeah, she does But yeah, I mean

it's terrible, I think this is great because it is terrible to think of 13 year olds seeing that and thinking that's how sex happens and it's just not. It simply is not. For example, you Hayley go on

and you scan your face and it's like, okay, you're overage but now they've got your profile with your photo and everything

that you are looking at. I would need some sort of assurance that it wasn't a story in my photo because then you'd be back and be like, back already?

You'd read the TV scenes. Hey software, give me a break. I'm away for the weekend and I'm in a hotel. And it's like, please, please, please, no, sir. There'll be no more fishing. I'm not, because I'm not. If you just registered it and then that was it and then it was gone and you were allowed access and then they didn't know what you were looking at.

Because I don't mind people knowing that I'm watching it. I'm not embarrassed, but. Your keywords? Your categories and your keywords are just a personal preference. Yeah, yeah. And I wouldn't want that in particular, the specificity of my curiosity on that day being known and leaked.

But it's of good intention. It's a Black Mirror episode, that is, eh? Like- Totally. Horrible. Has it been a Black Mirror episode? What? You're leaking of your keywords.

Yeah, yeah. I feel like that would be a great episode. I reckon let's just say them. Let's get ahead of the league. Yeah, okay, okay. Three, two, one, say them. Three, two, one, say your keywords. Okay.

Three, two, one. Missionary. It is the number one position. And you will never convince me otherwise. Tell me what's wrong with it. We, the creators of Girl Math, have been watching and enjoying the different variations of math.

All kinds. I saw PCOS math. I saw ADHD math. I saw millennial math. All kinds. I saw PCOS math. I saw ADHD math. I saw millennial math. I've seen frequent flyer or air points math. Yeah, you love that. Where people justify their free trips because it's just points. It's just points.

I've seen algebra. That's mathematics math. That's just actually math. We've had gay math. We've had boy math. And now there's a new type of math. Egg math. Egg math. We've had gay meth, we've had boy meth, and now there's a new type of meth, egg meth. Egg meth. Egg meth. There is a consensus that for scrambled eggs and omelets, you can put three to six eggs in there.

Absolutely no problem. For boiled eggs and poached eggs, one egg is great. Two eggs is almost too many before you start to get a little grossed out. Next, we have deviled eggs. The limit does not exist for deviled eggs. You pop those bad boys in there like there's no tomorrow. Oh, my God, that's so true. She is spot on.

You would have sit down. You know when you get a big scramble at a cafe, you make some scramble. Vaughn made us scrambled eggs when we watched the Rugby World Cup final. How many eggs? 40 eggs. We got chickens, so. Yeah, totally.

But like, you make that and we all piled tons of it onto our plate. And in your head, you're like, I'm having eggs. Because I'm having scrambled eggs, it's fine that there's probably like five in here. Because I would do three to four when I have scrambled eggs.

But if I was to have three to four poached eggs, I'd be like, no, just two is fine. That's outrageous. Two poached eggs rules. When she was like, one poached eggs, enough. It's not. And hard-boiled eggs, you've got to have three to four poached eggs. They were like, no, just two is fine. That's outrageous. Two poached eggs rules. When she was like, one poached eggs, enough. It's not. And hard-boiled eggs, you've got to have two. But she's not wrong.

But then you've got an omelette, right? And you're like, omelette's three. At least. At least. I made three egg omelettes at the weekend. It was in a small pan and it was sufficient. But any bigger pan. If you're going like a French style that doesn't have much else in it, three.

Four to five for an omelette. Four to five for an omelette with ham and onion and whatnot. But again, you can- Deviled eggs, the limit does not exist. She's so right. Yeah. Because they're in halves and they've got flavour. Yeah.

The tiniest little snack. That is so brilliant. Egg math, man. And then when you put eggs into like a recipe, whatever. If a cake told me that five eggs go in here, I'd be like, absolutely. I'm not even thinking about the eggs. Yeah. Egg math is genius.

I've just looked up because my kids love deviled eggs. I think it's genetic because everyone in my family loves deviled eggs, unless it's just a human trait. Do you like deviled eggs? Yeah, I think so. What do you mean you think so? I don't have them that much.

No, I know. But when you have them, are you like, yeah, I'll have 12? Yeah, when there's a platter of deviled eggs. You smash them. You smash them. I'm just reading how to cook the perfect deviled egg. There's a hell of a technique to it. If you're using farm fresh eggs, which I would be,

wait until they're at least a week old, and then we prefer to make instant pot hard-boiled eggs. Is that easier to peel? I'm going to have to learn what that is. Oh, yeah, like the pressure cooker. We've got one too. If using farm-fresh eggs, store them pointy end down in the refrigerator

to keep the yolk scented. If you're using farm-fresh eggs and fat bottom down, the heavy yolks tend to settle at the bottom of the egg. Oh, because then when you go to cut them in half and hollow them out, they're at the bottom. It's not in the middle. Oh, who knew?

This is genius. I'm going to make deviled eggs today. And honestly, I'm going to eat 12 of them. From the bustling ZM think tank, this is the top six. Sorry about that. That just came out of nowhere. Really rude.

I know, you were right in the middle of that. I'm really sorry. Well, apologise to McCafe, show sponsor. My deepest, sincerest apologies. And in order to say sorry, I will accept some coffees and treats. You don't deserve any treats. Today's top six. The top six things you'll see at a 36-hour fish market marathon.

You're really buying into this PR press release that you were sent, Vaughn. I just thought it was so funny that we were offered an interview opportunity with a guy called Gus. You know, he sounds great to me. Well, we've got seafood markets all over New Zealand. But exactly, this is a 36-hour seafood marathon in Sydney that starts on the 23rd of December and goes through till the 24th of December. I would have thought, busy enough weekend

without wandering into a fish market. Right, yeah. I'm too busy at that time of the year to be smelling all that fish. Yeah. Yeah, you've got to be in the mood for fish. Could be hot too. Oh, yeah.

Could be hot. Anyway, if you're a cane i've got the details i'll deal with your interest personally okay it's your message you contact me and reach out away and say i'd love more details yeah we'll fold them your way about the fish market i'll get them straight to you but i've got the top six things you'll see the 36 hour food fish market marathon number six on the list flies on the wrong side of the glass. Oh, yeah. I don't like seeing flies.

How do they get in there? What are they doing in there? Get out of there. Get out of there. Get out of there. It's not their problem, though, is it? It's not their fault. The fly.

The fish owner. No, the fly is the problem. Flies are just doing what they're meant to do. Yeah, the flies are doing what. I'm on team fly here. You put a big, stinky-ass fish out there, and I'm a fly? I'm going for a look. Always when you see a fly in a deli.

In a deli. On the wrong side of the glass. On the wrong side of the glass. On a bit of luncheon. Get out. Get out of there. And then do you tell them? I don't know.

There's a fly. It's like, what, do you want to fly spray it? I don't know. You can't fly spray on the fish. Do you know what I like is when I go around to people's places and they have Stuff on the table Maybe you've got these Those little fans

Dude yeah yeah yeah But they don't Hurt your hand But yeah they don't Hurt your hand If you touch them They're called fly shoes I'd have them

In every service in my house But they're $25 each What? I know No Surely they're on AliExpress for like $2 Probably

Everything is On AliExpress Everything's on AliExpress For $2 Yeah Number five on the list Of the top six things You'll probably. Everything is on AliExpress. Everything's on AliExpress for $2. Yeah. Number five on the list of the top six things you'll see on these going on AliExpress, ladies and gentlemen. What are they called?

Fly what? Shoe. Fly shoeers. It's a shoeer. Fly shoeers. They're like this. They're like little helicopter blades. Fly helicopter?

Yeah. Shoe fly. Oh, no. That's a helicopter flying. Shoe fly. Don't bother me. That's a helicopter flying Shoofly don't bother me That's a flying helicopter Table top

Jared's messaged the group He might have heard the name for it Okay $15 from Cracker Jack You know I love Cracker Jack Yeah there you go Shoo away Shoo away

Okay Shoo away Yeah these things These things rule Because they're reflective. Oh, okay. There we go. Mighty ape. Yep.

Oh, yep. There's some countdown here. This is good. Okay. Good. Yep. That's the official one, that countdown one. This isn't a shopping trip.

This would also be the worst information in the world. Yep. Yep. That's good. I like that. Yeah, that one's good. Yep. People can't see what we're looking at.

They're just like, what are they looking at? This is how the shopping channel should be. Yeah. Just us. Yeah. Those Cracker Jack ones actually look legit. Yeah, good stuff. I'm going there.

I was going to the shop beside it today. I'm popping in. Okay. Can you get me one? Well, if you're going in, I'll take a couple. Oh, my God. You can get a six pack. I actually already owe you money.

Can we add it to my tab? I think I owe you money. Nah. We're talking about the fish markets, guys. Can we get back on track? Number five on the list of the top six things you'll see at a 36-hour fish market marathon. Some melty ice. Oh yeah.

Ice is wet. That needs to be replaced. Watery. This ice is getting watery. I can see the bottom, which is also white. It made me think the ice was deeper. Tricks.oot. Number four on the list of the top six things you'll see at a 36-hour fish market marathon. Someone's granddad

with more shellfish in one bag than one man could eat in his entire life. Oh, yeah. My grandfather was a shocker for a bag of mussels. Oh, he loved a bag of mussels, didn't he? God, he'd get so many. He'd get so many and then he he just plonked them on the bench and my nan, Marlene, would say, you just expect me to cook them all?

He's like, well, I'll leave them there. I'll do them on the barbecue soon. Then they'd sit in the hot sun for a few hours. I'd say she'd cook them, wouldn't she? Bloody love those.

Number three on the list of the top six things you'll see at the 36-hour fish market marathon, a squid that's dead but it seems to be looking straight at you. Oh, yeah. I hate when you see

a fish and it's just... Why did you do this to me? Googly eyes. But squid's more... Squid and octopus because they're so clever. Cephalopods are in advance. Cephalopods. Good lord. Remember that South African man had a love affair

with that squid? Underneath the ocean, didn't he? I thought you were going to say, remember that South African man Oscar P love affair with that squid underneath the ocean? That's right. I thought you were going to say, remember that South African man, Oscar Pistorius? And I was like, I'm interested to see how you're going to tie these two together. Getting distracted. Was it My Octopus Teacher? My Octopus Teacher.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You won't watch that. No, no, I won't watch that. You'll cry. Not after My Octopus Stepmother. Number two on the list of the top six things you'll see at the 36-hour fish market marathon. Fake decorative crabs. Oh, yeah.

The plastic ones. You're like, is it a crab? And then you look closer and it's not. Oh, they're so orange. You can see the plastic. You can see the seam. And it's an unruly colour. I don't think enough fish markets or supermarket delis do fake grass enough anymore.

Yeah. Remember fake grass? Yeah. Plastic little tufts. Yeah. Astro, like a long shag pile astroturf. Bring that back. Yeah, yeah. And number one on the list of the top six things.

Shit, he wrote this last night. Top six things you'll see at a 36-hour fish market marathon. A green-lipped mussel or a geoduck that makes you miss your ex, go and Google them. Hang on. You've got to do some of your own work right here. I'm not holding you. I'll hold your hand, but I'm not carrying you the whole way.

Bourne, Alan. Did you just Google a geoduck? I've seen people eat these on Instagram. They're geoducks, yeah. They look like a couple balls. That's today's Subsex. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Tate McRae, Greedy on ZM, Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley.

If we ever have an interview with her, I'm asking why she just abruptly cuts that song off. And we're in the middle of a yard. I'll actually go on record saying, I feel women should be allowed to end their music however they want. It shouldn't be up for an old white man to tell you how to end your song. Yeah, but I would... I like a tail off.

He likes a tail off. He likes a beautiful 90s fade. It's like somebody just hit stop just near the end. Carwen just said she's coming here next year so you'll have your chance. I don't want to ask you now because you just said I'm mansplaining her music.

What do you just tell her what to do on the internet and then drop balls with an anonymous page with no profile picture? Drop balls? It's been a while since I've heard drop balls. I anonymous page with no profile picture. Drop balls? It's been a while since I've heard drop balls. I don't know, are you still allowed to say that now? I feel like maybe you're cancelled now. Maybe you're cancelled, maybe we're all cancelled. I'll say something and then we'll make the trifecta.

I don't know. Because it's a male specific. Yeah, well I didn't say it was. And some people only have one ball. Not all men have balls. You are done mate. Pack up your bag. Well actually I'm being more inclusive than anybody then. I don't think you are. I don't think that's how it works.

I think we should all – We've all got bills to pay. Yeah. Now, The Crown. Do you know what? I've never seen a single episode. I've seen the first season and I loved it. And I was like, I've got to keep watching this.

And I just never had. You just didn't. And now it's too daunting. Yeah, because there's so many seasons. Because what are they, the sixth season is halfway through? And this will be the last. Right, that's it. And the next season's Will and Kate. Yeah, that's boring

to them. Because it's got her in this season. Yeah, yeah. So it's just half of the season. I like the OG British family. I'm not so into the modern one I'm not a royalist, am I? Don't say it Don't say it, Katie

Now, the crown If you're wondering what we're doing there, Mike Hoskin cried when the Queen died He absolutely showed zero emotion to people in his own country going through their own sufferings but then the Queen died, yeah. It absolutely showed zero emotion to people in this own country going through their own sufferings. But then the Queen died. Really.

Tears. Really emotional. And you know what? We found it funny. And I know we shouldn't laugh at men's emotions, but it was funny. Anyway, so the Crown. They have 15, they interviewed people about the reasons why they travel to the UK because numbers have gone up, up, up, up in the UK.

15,000 people quoted in their response that because of the crown, they wanted to get to the UK to see like top filming locations and go to the castle. It is weird that it took that fictitious story of an old royal family to get people to be like, they got castles over there, I wouldn't mind seeing. Yeah, they've been there for a few years. But then even when you went

to London before the crown, Buckingham Palace would always be heaving. Yeah, I went when I was a teenager and I was like, there it is and stuff. But like Downing Street. Bless you.

Are you having a mid yawn? So sorry. Jesus Christ. I took a big breath and sometimes when I take too big a breath, it turns into a yawn. Downing streets had an increase in visitors. The castles had an increase in visitors. Flights to the UK in general have increased since seasons three and four in particular.

They can almost like tie it to the success of seasons. That's got to be a lot of Americans, right? Yeah. Watching it on Netflix. And the amount of time that people stayed in the UK, particularly London, increased by 50%. Wow. And they're saying that's because of the crown.

It's like absolutely skyrocketed tourism. I want to know if you have been somewhere, like a holiday destination, specifically because of a show or a movie. You know, because remember Ko Pipi in Thailand? Oh, the beach, yeah. Yep, that ruined that, didn't it? We ruined that because that was the beach and it was stunning

and then everyone went there for holiday and we left rubbish there. Because when I was in Thailand, they'd closed that. Yes, same. And I think, have they only just opened it? Yeah. They've been closed for like 10 years, five years. Because we ruined it. Yeah.

We ruined it. Because too many tourists. Yeah. Yeah. Dubrovnik? Yes. Game of Thrones. It was always like a beautiful place.

It was a tourist attraction, but after they did Game of Thrones there. But I think I went there after Game of Thrones or just as it was ending. I mean, you'd say New Zealand. A lot of people come here because of Lord of the Rings. They go to Queenstown and want to see, this scene was shot here and all that kind of stuff. And now people want to come back to New Zealand because they've made the Hobbit houses actually Hobbit houses.

Exactly. So you can go inside them. So now people want to come back all over again. I just Googled tourist attractions ruined by TVs or movies. Oh, here you go. The Breaking Bad house in Albuquerque in New Mexico where Walter White lived. People throw pizzas

on the roof because that's what he did. And like people live there. Yeah. Please, please. Chuck a pepperoni on the roof. There's a memorial

for Dobby the House Owl from Harry Potter in Wales and people have been asked to stop leaving socks there because they just keep leaving a single sock. Yeah.

Well, even the Outrageous Fortune House in West Auckland that was constant. I remember driving by there to see it stop leaving socks there because they just keep leaving a single sock. Yeah. Well, even the outrageous fortune house in West Auckland, that was constant. I remember driving by there to see it and so many people were there getting photos.

People who lived there would tell stories that hear noise and they'd go out and someone was drinking on their back lawn and they just assumed it was a film set

and no one lived there but somebody did. It's gone now. It's been torn down and replaced with 18 townhouses. I hope you're all happy. Yeah. The full house house, apparently the. Yeah. The full house house.

Apparently the people who own the full house house painted the door so it didn't look like it did on the TV show anymore. But that was to the extent of the renovations they could do because it's like a historically listed house. Yeah. Well, there you go. I mean, there's so many iconic locations. Have you travelled specifically to go somewhere because of TV or a movie?

Maybe you're in a country where something was filmed, a favorite scene or a favorite TV show. You were like, well, we're here. Let's go. Maybe you went to Notting Hill to tell your partner that you were just a girl standing in front of a boy asking him to love her. I'm sure people do that. I'm sure they do.

Play ZM's Fletch Vodden Ailey. Play ZM. We want to know if you have travelled somewhere specifically because of a film or a TV show because The Crown has apparently absolutely skyrocketed the UK's tourism industry. I'll admit, last time I was in New York, I finally went to the friend's house because you can just get on the subway.

The outside apartment, you can see the exterior. Yeah, and that was pil, that was pretty cool. And that was piled up with flowers recently because of Chenin Le Bon. Remember that was his name on this mail? Yeah. Good from you. Good from me. Chelsea, this was in New York as well.

Where did you travel to see? What did you? Hi, guys. So I actually went to the Friends building, obviously. I had to. But I also went, I got so many subways in the snow by myself to get to the Carrie Bradshaw apartment. Sex in the City.

Sex in the City. Yeah. Were you the only one there? No, there was heaps. There was heaps of people. And when I was there, I was videoing it, and the owner of the house, the apartment came out and just lost the plot. Everyone.

And I still have it on video. And I was like, I'm sorry. And I just ran off. Oh, my God. I guess you would if it was your every day. You would. I'd make money off it. It's like the family that owned the farm where they filmed The Hobbit.

They got in touch with Peter Jackson and New Line and were like, hey, let's make some money. I own this apartment, let's make some money. He was not happy and he had signed up and obviously no one listened. I just leave. Just go get another place or something, you know?

I've got my photo though. Did you wear something super fashionable? Yeah, I was looking real good. Yeah. You got it. And did you wear something super fashionable? Yeah, and that was, I was looking real good back then, so I swear that it's not my topic. Hon, Hon, I can hear through the phone that you're looking just as good now.

Oh, see. Don't you do that. You're looking good back then. In fact, that's the hot person bell. That's the hot person bell. That's the hot person bell. Chelsea,

thank you so much for sharing. Have a great day. Chelsea. That's the hot person bell. Thank you so much for showing. Have a great day. Chelsea was so hot. Gemma, where did you travel to specifically because of a TV show or a movie? Morning, team. Morning. Morning. So I have two locations.

I went to Ireland because I loved P.S. I Love You. Oh, yeah. I haven't seen that, but everybody loved it. Yeah, it's a great film. Right. And I also travelled to Amsterdam where I spent an entire day looking for the seat. Out of your mind.

Looking for a seat that was used in the film The Fault in Our Stars. Oh. Did you find it? Did that seat exist or was it a movie? Oh, okay, so it was a real seat. Because, you know, sometimes they use a prop seat and then people go to find it and they're like, oh. But what was in Ireland that was specifically for the movie, just where they filmed it or

were there actually locations? So there's a scene where she's walking through the park and that's where they meet and it's on a bridge. And I went on a tour and they drove over the bridge. Oh. Took a picture of the bridge and I was like, yay. And then later on I was talking to the tour guide and he said, you should have told me. I would have pulled over for you.

Oh. It's cool. I love that. It's cool. Yeah, I like that. I'll have pulled over for you. Oh. That's cool. I love that. That's cool. Yeah, I like that. If you're in front of a bridge, I'll just pull over. I'll just stop in the middle of the bridge. Yeah.

Gemma, thank you. Sophie, where did you go because of a movie? Hi. Yeah, I went to Rome to see the Coliseum after studying the gladiator movie at high school. Oh, yeah. I mean, the Coliseum was a real thing outside of the movie as well. Yeah, wildly. Just crazy.

But it's a lot more, like, crumbly, isn't it? It's a lot more crumbly than it is in the film. Oh, yeah, definitely. Yeah, it's heaving. You expect that after a few years. Yeah, heaving with tourists as well. Sophie, thank you. It's been a couple of years.

Alice, where did you go because of a TV show or a film? Hi, well, first, can I just say, long time listener. I felt it, I felt it. I reached for the bell. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Oh, thank you. Look, my partner and I, we travelled

to the Cotswolds in England just to go to the Diddley Squawk Farm from Jeremy Clarkson's farming show. Oh! Did you see Vaughan's head, like, snap around? Yeah. His jaw hit the floor. Oh, yeah.

Look, look, this is how farmers go on holiday, right? They go and visit other farms. Other farms. Do you say that? My dad does this chronically. Whenever they go to another country, he'll go and see what it's like to have a farm there. Or will he just pull over and just go and talk to a farmer?

They went... Oh, they organised it before they went when's like to have a farm there. Or will he just pull over and just go and talk to a farmer? They went, they organised it before they went, when they went to Amsterdam, they went to Holland, the Netherlands, and they went and saw how they do dairy farming over there. He comes back, he's like, oh, they're doing it different over there. They wear wooden gumboots, don't they? Yeah, the cows. Yeah. The cows wear

wooden shoes. No, and the farmers. Everyone's wearing wooden shoes. It's quite amazing. Yeah, wow. Did you get to go to the farm store or did you get to see much of it? Yeah, we did. We went to the Diddly Squat Farm Shop and we definitely panic purchased far too many things that were far too overpriced. But, you know, we went in the Diddly Squat Farm Shop. Cool, cool, cool.

Diddly Squat Farm Shop. Wow, you're loving it. That's so cool. Yeah. Alice, thank you. Some messages in. I dragged my friend to Roswell in New Mexico because I love the TV show Roswell.

It was nothing like the TV show. No, it isn't. Yeah. My best friend got a job at the Parent Trap Winery. Only applied because it was the Parent Trap Winery and people would come all the time and be like, is this the Parent Trap Winery? Yes, it is.

Yes, it is. I went to... Oh, no, that was somebody who just went to a theme park with a Harry Potter section because they liked the Harry Potter movies. Oh, yep. Well, that's a count. Does that count?

It kind of counts. It's a soft count. Went to Hawaii for my cousin's wedding and when we were there, we had to do the Jurassic Park tour. It's pretty insane. The North Shore of Hawaii is... Because they did Lost over there.

Yeah, Lost. Basically any movie. Yeah. There's parts of the new North Shore of Hawaii is... Because it had lost over there. Yeah, lost. Basically any movie. Yeah. There's parts of the new Monarch of Monsters, the Godzilla show. Yep. On Apple TV. Definitely filmed on Hawaii's North Shore.

Yeah, right. There's just nowhere else you could film it like that. I travelled to Inverness to find the stone circles from the TV show Outlander. Turns out they don't exist. They would bring them in, film with them and then take them away. I went to Northern Ireland for Dairy Girls. Was advised not to go

too much in search of some sites due to some troubles in the area. And gosh, there's a certain part of Northern Ireland where you have to be real careful calling it dairy. Yeah, right. I went to Buffy's house. Buffy fans are a certain sort of fan. They are. They're a bit crazy, aren't they?

They were box set owners. Box set owners, yeah. And I'd say the Venn diagram of Buffy fans and Xena Warrior Princess fans overlap. And goths. Yeah, heavy overlap. I was already in California but took a two hour drive to see Buffy's house. And lesbians. Sorry, I'm just adding another circle in.

Xena, Buffy, Goths, Lesbians. Lesbians is the middle section. Lesbians is the one. With the strongest crossover. With the strongest crossover. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All of them. I went to Egypt because of the Mummy movies.

Visited most of the places from the movies as well. Oh, wow. I've been to Manchester twice just to go to Coronation Street. I'd love to go to Coral. We went past Cairo, didn't we? Did you? Yeah, and they were pulling out. Jeremy Kyle was being filmed there.

That's how they filmed Jeremy Kyle. Yeah. And a guy was pulling out and there was all of this paparazzi. Yeah. And then we're like, hey, and wave to him and he stopped and he's like,

where are you from? We're like, New Zealand. He's like, oh, okay. And we're like, see you, mate. And he drove away and we're all just like, who was that to the paparazzi? That's the main guy off Coronation Street.

He talked to you more than he talked to us in six months. Who? I can't remember. Oh, my God, you don't know. I love Coro. No, it was one of the main guys that was off Coro. It was one of them. Was it Ken Barlow?

No, it wasn't Ken Barlow. I would have recognised him. Yeah, and Gail. We would have recognised Gail. Absolutely. And Mrs. Hilda. Sweet Deirdrere I only remember it Oh I remember Sweet Deirdre

Yeah from growing up The parents would always Well mum would always watch it Yeah Hilda down the road 727 Yeah There's so many

There's so many places to see Thank you Yep We've just run out of time Thank you Thank you Thank you everybody Last call

Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley Silly little boys Silly little boys Last call. Today's silly little poll. Is it weird that Hayley's parents call her babe? I said it was, but then I found out yesterday, I was like, what do I call my children? And then I just took note, sort of like when I just,

and I called them sweetheart. Yeah, right. Hey, sweetheart, would you be able to? It's such an old mate thing to say. Sweetheart. Oh, good. Sweetheart. No, it's not like that.

It's like maybe a little bit. Right. I think because my mum's dad called her Baby because she was the baby of four girls. So she was Baby. It was more of a nickname. And then I think my mum adopted calling me Baby and then my dad's just shortened it to Babe. So my dad calls me Babe.

And then me and my brother have adopted it. So me and my brother call each other Babe. Do you ever do... I can remember my parents were taking the piss out of somebody when we were growing up and they caught each other hum. Do you ever do, I can remember my parents were taking the piss out of somebody when we were growing up and they called each other hum the whole time and then it accidentally becomes something, you start calling them Oh, okay.

We do that with hon. Yeah, and then they one day decided to consciously stop doing it. I thought maybe your parents calling you babe was weird, but Georgia Burt, what do your parents call you? Mine is so not, Bub. Bub and Bubby.

I think Bub is like the youngest. That's weird. Baby Bub. And like everything. It's better than a part, like couples calling each other Bub. Oh, that's a no. If I ever turned around and was like, hey, Bub, I'd be like, no. He's got his own nickname. But Bub's cute.

Darl. Darl. I don't mind a Darl. A Darl. A Darl. Come on, Darl.. But Bub's cute. Darl. Darl. I don't mind a Darl. A Darl. A Darl. Come on, Darl. Come on, Darl. All right.

Well, because my parents would just call me Vaughn in a very formal fashion. Yeah, same. My grandmother's both called me like Vaughn or Vaughny, but mum and dad never cutest it up. Yeah, right. I don't think they like me. Very much. Yeah.

Because your mum calls you Carl, eh? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's why he doesn't like getting hugs. It's a cold word to say. It's why he handshakes his father. Carl.

Yeah. Carl, if my family calls me Hayley, it's so off. You're in trouble. I'm Hales or Babe. Or Baby. Babe. Babe. Yeah.

Come on, Babe. Come on, Babe. No, not like that. Hey, Babe. Babe. Babe. Yeah. Come on, Babe. Come on, Babe. No, not like that. Hey, Babe. Hey, Babe. Oh, it's still weird. Okay, well, let's get into the poll results because that is today's silly little poll. I can't believe this.

People are such prudes. Is it weird that Hayley's parents still call her Babe and Baby? 56% of people said yes. 44% said no, it's not weird. So you're weird to half of people. Yeah, that's okay. That's okay. Dana says, it's giving still sits on her dad's knee energy

That's not Wait, you just gave a really nervous laugh there Like you still sit on dad's knee No, I don't sit on my dad's knee But I give him big cuddles Yeah, that's alright As long as you're not one of those weird ones That sits on their dad's knee

And then cuddles them as an adult There's a man who hopes with all of his heart That his adult daughter still sit on his neck. Oh, they're not going to do that. Yeah. They don't even do it now. Chloe said, babe is fine. Baby is a little weird.

Oh, they find baby weirder. Yeah. Yeah, I think it's just adopted. Like, even my pop, when he was in his 80s, like, would call my mum and say, hey, baby, to my mum. Right. When she was in her, like, 50s. Because she was the baby.

Because she's baby. Yeah. Brianna said, might I suggest that he uses buddy instead? Buddy. That's what my parents call me. Buddy. Buddy.

Hey buddy. Hey buddy. That's what I call like my nephews. Yeah, buddy is embarrassing. Are you okay? Yeah. Okay. Okay.

Says babe over here. It feels like, because it feels like They've been forced To change it Hey buddy It's endearing and lovely And I hope to have

The same relationship With my kids When they're adults Says Kat Oh that's nice That's endearing and lovely You wish Ash

You wish Kat's pretty strong They all seem quite close Also she is just a big kid I'm just a baby She is just a baby I'm just a baby Angela says Term just a baby. I'm just a baby. Angela says,

terms of endearment are totally fine, but baby is a little bit funny. You're right. I can't believe this has rocked my world. My husband's dad calls him sweetheart. He's 32. Oh, that's cute. That's so cute.

That's sweetheart. Hello, sweetheart. There he is. There's my sweetheart. Hello, sweetheart. That's cute. I love every time. That's so cute. That's sweetheart. Hello, sweetheart. Hello, sweetheart. There he is. There's my sweetheart. Hello, sweetheart. That's fine. That's cute. That's actually pretty cute.

That's real cute. For a mate, because if he's 32, what's his old man's got to be at least like mid to late 50s. Yeah, yeah. The earliest. That's a bold move for a boy in his 50s to be calling another grown man sweetheart. You're not saying that at the mall, though, are you? No, you're saying that at home sweetheart. You're not saying that at the mall though, are you?

No, you're saying that at the golf club though. Yeah, it was your round, sweetheart. Not bad, dad.

cute. Not bad. My babies will always be my baby, says Bridget, and I'm still my mum's baby, so I will call people baby. Josh says,

a little different, but different strokes for different folks, you know? Yeah. No, he said different strokes for different weirdo folks. I was going to leave that out.

Wow, Josh. Just trying to make you feel better about it. Yeah. You've got Josh on your side. That's worth two votes. It won't change. We're about to all hang out. My mum messaged in to say her parents called her babe and baby too,

so it's just inherited, isn't it? No judge here. I'm pretty sure that's all we've been doing for the last four minutes. This is great news if you're planning to travel next year. Airfares are looking to be a little bit cheaper next year. Oh, thank God. So Jetstar

is doing a big sale at the moment. There's an article in the Herald. They spoke to a whole bunch of people in the field. And yeah, they reckon that capacity, like the number of seats and the number of airlines flying in and out of New Zealand is 90% to where it was pre-COVID. I thought you meant the capacity on planes

was going to go up because they're going to cram a few more seats in because there's just way too much leg room and it's too comfortable. Yeah, no. But you mean we're filling the plane. We can't fit 10% more seats on this plane. No, I mean that there are the planes to fill.

Yes. Yes. Whoa, this is good news because, man, it is thousands. Do you know what? Like the cost of going to like Europe or Asia has come down slowly but surely. Only a little bit though. I know, but Australia is a joke. Yeah, because I was talking to someone

that was trying to go back for Christmas. Thousands. And they were like, no. Yeah, my brother's coming home for Christmas. They got one of those deals. Yeah. But they're not here for Christmas. They're here for like a, you know, a date we've chosen.

But we looked to go over instead and it was literally like thousands and thousands of dollars per person. You don't get to choose Christmas. It's December 23rd. And the airlines know that. But then, yeah, only so many flights going. But yeah. Oh, this is good.

It's still not like flights. Because do you remember like pre-COVID, you could go to Europe for like super cheap. Yeah. A couple of grand. Really? Yeah. Like there were specials for like $1,600.

Return. Yeah. Far out. Crazy. So it's not, it's not quite there yet, but I mean, it's yeah,

it's certainly coming down and more airlines flying, which is good. So if you're looking, I think also a lot of like new year sales as well. You've got to get in. If you want to go to Europe next year. Is business class coming down too? No. I say that, I've literally flown once on a voucher.

Sometimes I am singing karaoke and falling out of Ubers on the weekend and sometimes I'm writing meal plans for my family for the Christmas time we're spending together, broken down by date and meal who's cooking what and what the actual meal is from which I'll make a comprehensive

grocery list split up into different orders. This is amazing, mine is like you know what you're having on Christmas, the night before intensive grocery lists split up into different orders. This is amazing. Mine is like, you know what you're having on Christmas. The night before, mum will be like, in the morning, what do you want? What do you guys want? Don't have too much.

We've got big meals tomorrow. She'll say something like that. Oh, no. And she'll crank out like a roast chalk. You're really getting into this. Yeah, so because I've never had a house where I could really host people. Right.

Like with enough places for people to stay. And now that we're kind of doing that, and my mum, my dad, the babes, my brother, my other babe, and his babe, his girlfriend, and Aaron and I are doing a Sproul Christmas on the 20th. Right. At my house, and we're all staying. So they're staying for four nights, everyone. I was like, well, God, what are we going to eat this whole time,

including the Christmas Day thing? And I was like, oh, I've got to sort this out. So I put together a little meal plan. And then my mum said, well, your dad and Aaron can do a slow leg of lamb on the BBQ because my dad does that in Italy every year. And then she said, why don't you do the ham? Mum will do entree stuff. I do the ham.

Sam and Nina are on desserts. I was like, fine, this is great. But then I realised the actual power of the person in charge of the ham. Because ham is where it's at on Christmas. You just go to the supermarket and buy one. Yeah, I know, but how big? I looked online. I said to mum, I was like, sweet, I'll put together a bit

of a list. She was like, don't forget you need to order a ham some places. You've got to order a ham. Because hams sell out. And then I was like, well, how big? How heavy? She's like, well, I need to see it. You need to go and have a look. And I was like, I don't forget you need to order a ham some places you got to order a ham yeah okay because ham sell out and then i was like well how big how heavy she's like well i need to see it you need to go and have a look and i was like i don't know how to order a ham and if i turn up with a little ass ham and i don't have a bone in it or something big fat pack of shaved ham from the deli or a luncheon chub or a luncheon chub it was a luncheon chub. Because you thought it was ham. I'm going to get roasted. I have seen someone glaze a luncheon chub and look pretty good. Did it have like the Irish crosses on it? Yeah, and because you can do it on the barbecue

and they call it like smoked bologna. What is the other word for it? Bologna. Bologna. Is it? I don't know. Bologna. But they smoke it.

And because it's so fatty, it like slowly renders it throughout. And apparently it's like a really yum way to eat it. Yeah, that looks it. Really? So you told me, Vaughan, that there's a ham calculator. I was doing a proper turkey for the first time last

year, big bird, the whole bird. Usually we just do those pre-done rolls and I had to work it out and there was a turkey calculator and then there was a ham calculator. What, yeah, there was a ham calculator. What, like a mortgage calculator or a savings interest calculator? Can I put in how many people are eating and for how many meals? Because I want it the next day as well.

That's part of, we've got ham steaks on the barbie. You can't go too big. Get the biggest one you can. So what do you put in the ham calculator? How many people there are and how hungry they are. It's an average thing. If you're only having one meal and there is other meats, how much grams of ham you need.

How much ham per person calculator? Okay, so you should probably say Aaron's two people. Yeah, Aaron's a two. I'm going to go bone in. Yep. And I want it by the kg. Yep. Barbecue beer pot.

What? What? Oh, number of people. So there's six, so we'll make that eight. 2.36 kgs. That's for one meal. So we're going to go 16. I need a 5 kg ham.

Is that a thing? Is that a thing? Easy. No, it's not the biggest one you'll find. Okay, well there's a little tip for you. And then you'll be having leftovers for days after. Yeah, well that's fit? Easy. No, it's not the biggest one you'll find. Okay, well there's a little tip for you. And then you'll be having leftovers for days after. Yeah, well that's great. Yes.

That's a money saver. That's why you can get a handbag and the biggest ham you can. Deadly ponies. No, ham bag. I love deadly ponies handbags. Oh my God, you get a deadly ponies Christmas ham. No, that's what you buy when you're eating horse. That's an overseas, you're eating horse and you put it the Deadly Ponies bag and put that in the fridge.

Deadly Ponies should do a Christmas handbag. Honestly? You just put it in the fridge. Deadly Ponies, this is good from us. It's good, yeah, they should. A Deadly Ponies handbag is so funny. Because the handbag is made of muslin cloth. Muslin cloth.

Yeah, right. Yeah, you always say muslin cloth. I always say muslin cloth. Yeah. Muslin cloth. Well, okay, there's two things. That's a free one from us, Deadly Ponies. Deadly Ponies needs to make a Deadly Ponies

handbag. No, it's a collab. It's FVHX Deadly Ponies Christmas handbag. Yeah. And if you like me are panicking about how big a ham or leg of lamb or whatever to go on, you can go on this thing called Omni Calculator. Or just get the biggest one you can.

You're a hungry, hungry meat boy. On the day of Christmas, ham isn't the star of the show for me. Or just get the biggest one you can. The biggest one you can afford. You're a hungry, hungry meat boy. On the day of Christmas, ham isn't the star of the show for me. Turkey's the star of the show. Ham, however, in the following days between Christmas and New Year, he takes centre stage. He's number one. He's like, eat me on a sandwich.

I dare you. Eat me by the handful. Dip me in some apple sauce. Send me with some pineapple. Yeah, eat me however you please. There is a man who is 30 years old. He suffers from hay fever, as I do,

and he went to go for a sneeze. You know, here it comes. A lot of it at the moment, a lot of pollen around. Oh my God, mine's been popping off. And he Yeah. Here it comes. A lot of it at the moment. A lot of pollen around at the moment. Oh, my God. Mine's been popping off.

And he tried to hold it in, which we've always been told not to do. Never do that. I was always told if you hold it in, your eyeballs will pop out. Now, that didn't happen. He suppressed it so hard that the nose and mouth couldn't release any of the pressure. So all the air went back down into his neck. How does that happen? And tore his windpipe.

Oh my God. Like shredded his windpipe. Because what are the stats on? There must be some kind of kilometers per hour that you'll sneeze, right? Yeah, it's real fast. What speed does your sneeze? But the pressure. How fast is that?

The pressure, yeah. It's the pressure. I mean, we know this. Our friend got a face injury, right? And he went to blow his nose to pressure to equalize. Pressurize his ears. And it blew a bump of air in his face. And then he wasn't allowed to sneeze for like two weeks.

Yeah. Until it went down. He just went, I just would have kept inflating. Yeah, terrible. But this man, I mean, and do you know, if you tear your windpipe, it can be life-threatening. Oh, wow.

But it wasn't in this case. It was all right. Yeah. So they always go, when people go, when they sneeze and hold their nose. Don't hold your nose it could literally kill you yeah

you just gotta like you just gotta risk into a tissue or into your elbow or whatever you just gotta psss it out risk having a little

bugger come out also it's like imagine it's like such a good feeling to sneeze I love the feeling of sneezing

I love it I just go like just let it out because it's like it's like second only to one other release do you know what I out because it's like second only to one other release. Do you know what I mean? For me, it's second only to one other release.

Oh, I love it when I need to pee and I get to pee. Right. Third in line. Third on the list. Okay, right. Fun explosion. Yeah. Wee-wee's explosion.

Yeah. Sneeze explosion. Oh, I do love a poop. Yeah, how good's a poop? I'm going to go fun explosion. I'm ranking body releases. How good's a cry, how good's a poop? I'm going to go fun explosion. I'm ranking body releases. How good's a cry? How good's a cry?

If we're talking about body's fluid releases. What about a sweet pimple release? Oh. Yeah. Now, we're having an impromptu final rankings right now. We are. Yeah, I love that. Anyway.

Stuff that comes out of your body. The definitive list. I want to know if there's anyone that's injured themselves sneezing. Because I think this every time I'm that. Anyway. Stuff that comes out of your body. The definitive list. I want to know if there's anyone that's injured themselves sneezing. Because I think this every time I'm driving. And I'm like, you've got to close your eyes. Yeah. Producer Jared, was this you or someone you knew? I got two.

A friend of mine crashed her car quite badly because she sneezed. She was like mostly okay, but her car was wrecked. She just sneezed and then veered off the road? Yeah, like shut the eyes, obviously, big sneeze and the and then I think she went through a roundabout. Pfft. And then... Dukes of Hazard stop!

I feel like that's the reason they make some roundabouts just like bumps. Bumps now? Yeah. And then I was at the gym and was on a machine and sneezed and it just completely wrecked my neck. Bruh. Bruh. What were you doing?

Lat pulldowns, bruh? I was doing the lat pulldowns, bruh. Big lat pulldowns. Bruh. Don't laugh like Jared doesn't do lat pulldowns, Shannon. No, it's just the tone. It made me laugh. You say he's got small lats?

He's got big lats. He's a big lat boy. He's got the shade of your lats there. You say you called him goose-sized. Yeah. Wow. And now Carwin's laughing as well. Oh my God. I think your lats are great. Jared, I think your lats are great. Thanks.

I think your lats be popping. So what was your injury when you sneezed when you were doing it? Like my neck. Yeah, right. Okay. So this eye came out. Whose eye? No one's eye came out. Whose eye? Whose eye came out? No one's eye came out.

This is what we want to ask this morning, because if somebody has torn... Someone sneezed and their eye came out. If someone has torn their windpipe holding in a sneeze, there must be some injuries out there. Maybe you put your neck or your back out. What about those who crashed? What?

Do a blood vessel in the eye. It could do. Yeah, definitely. I had a mate that was coughing so hard once, and then he was like... Man, it was a cough attack. I was like, ah! And his eye was like red do. Yeah, definitely. I had a mate that was coughing so hard once and then he was like, man, it was a cough attack. I was like, ah! And his eye was like red

from a blown blood vessel. Okay, we want to take your calls now. 0800-DARLS-AT-M. You can text her as well. 9696. Do you think it would feel nice if you sneezed while you were?

Absolutely. You'd do it fast. How good would that feel? Because you are an evident missionary. Anyway. Give us a call. Have you ever injured

your snout? Your snout? Your snout. If you're a pig listening. Have you ever injured yourself through sneezing? Play. ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley.

We have asked you if you have ever injured yourself when, just through sneezing. Because a guy's ripped his windpipe open. Ripped his windpipe, from which you can die. Do not

hold in a sneeze. Because he held in a sneeze. Amy, you held in a sneeze? What happened? It was, well, no, it was actually my little my nine-month-old baby. She was crawling around on the floor and she obviously had this great big sneeze and face planted into the floor.

And gave herself a blood nose. Sorry, that's cute. Good luck explaining that at Coffee Group. Yeah, gosh. Oh, no. Oh, was she all right? Yeah, she's fine. It was honestly quite funny.

Did you capture that on video? Because I imagine that could be a funny video. Yeah, that could go in America's Funniest Home? Because I imagine that could be a funny video. Yeah, that could go in America's funniest home videos. Yeah. I really wish I did, but no. Yeah, actually, oh, sorry, Hayley, we don't do that anymore. We just put it on TikTok now. Oh, is it put on TikTok?

Yeah, sorry. You don't send it in to Tom Boucheron. He's out of a job. Amy, thank you. Colleen, what happened? Did you hold in a sneeze? No, I let my phone out, but I managed, I was using the tractor and mowing the lawn, and managed to take out five fence posts and the electric wire.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. So you sneezed and did you kind of just kind of veer? Yeah, veered off with the steering wheel and managed to, like I said, take five pin posts out and big electric wire. Oh, my God. And my ego was hugely bruised and I had to buy a smoker for a week for everyone else. Yeah, I bet five posts.

Jeebus. Oh, no. Thank you for your call. Danielle, you hurt yourself sneezing? I didn't exactly hurt myself, but I was pulling up my mum's driveway, let off a big sneeze, and somehow put my foot on the accelerator and hit the house.

And you didn't hurt yourself? No, but I managed to damage the house really good. And hurt your ego, I'm sure. Also, how embarrassing with insurance, like, cause of accident. Or snooze. No, because I didn't have insurance then, so... Oh my god, babe.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god, what was the extent of the damage? Um, it was real old school weatherboard, so mum was like, you have to deal with it. So I filled it with expanding foam, sanded it off, and painted over drops. You piece of shit.

Oh my god. And that is why you always do a home inspection before you buy a house. Tap the weather boards. Oh my God. Expanding foam. That's amazing. Have you guys played with expanding foam though? Yeah. It's amazing. You have, Danielle. You're an artist with it. It's so much fun.

And you only need a little bit and it fills up a big hole. Yeah. Took a lot of cutting and sanding afterwards. I would always imagine expanding foam would be great for a prank on someone you hated. I was going to say. You want it in their car. It doesn't muck around. It doesn't.

It's not a light. It's not prank light. It's prank heavy. Danielle, thank you. Some messages in whenever you hurt yourself sneezing. You know what? A lot of people are saying they broke ribs. Oh, wow.

From coughing and sneezing. Someone said their dad had osteoporosis and every time he had a big sneeze, you'd hear his rib crack. Oh, my God. It's terrible. Yesterday, I sneezed 10 times in a row while I was opening a door and it fell off its rail.

Boom, boom, boom. Walking and looking on my phone, I sneezed and headbutted straight into a bus stop sign. Remember when I walked into a pole? I loved it so much because he was waving at a tram. Walking into things is truly a delight. Friend sneezed and caused the disc in her back to move. She could barely walk afterwards.

It's still not right. I sneezed my contacts out, said Emma. So you're walking along, you sneeze. That's amazing. And your contacts like, bing. For a minute you'd be like, I'm blind. I've blinded myself. I sneeze myself blind.

My brother ended up in his car in a river after a sneeze. He sneezed and then when he opened his eyes, he was going through a fence and then into a paddock and then into a river. Oh my God, people, you could die. Yeah. Someone said, I hold in sneezes all the time. There's a leftover from my days in hospital.

You'd go to work and you'd be sneezing, but you'd learn to hold them in. I'm scared of what I've been doing to myself. I would sneeze all over anything. Go down your shirt. Into your elbow. I recently blocked a sneeze not to wake up my sleeping baby and it went inwards to where the root of my now-removed wisdom tooth was causing partial rupture.

Very sore and not covered by ACC. As they said, natural body movements are not considered an accident as it blew my tooth apart. Oh they said, natural body movements are not considered an accident. It's a bloomer tooth apart. Oh, my God. You'd bloom a tooth apart. I get it, though. There's so much power behind it. My husband sneezed and busted a disc in his back.

Ended up with a spinal fusion to fix it. It was a funny ACC form to fill out, but apparently not rare. Oh, I remember when Aaron slipped the first disc in his back. He's slipped two since then. But I remember any time you'd feel a sneeze coming, you'd feel him be like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. And he'd get low to the ground and be like. Like an earthquake.

He'd get in a doorway and brace himself. Brace himself. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Fact of the day, day, day, day, yeah. The world's most expensive dog breed. Oh, my God. How's it go? Yesterday, when we ran into just a string of embarrassing dogs. Oh, my God, I was so embarrassed. A man was holding a dog like a baby, and it was one of those ones. Remember that dog, Boo? Like a Pommy.

It was like a famous internet dog. Yeah, they were a real floofy one. A floofy one. Kind of a Pomeranian. And then it got down. A miniature. A miniature. It got down, and then this beautifully trained German shepherd,

a Keter cross-looking dog. Huge thing. That would absolutely run you down if you were trying to get away from a prison. I came up and sniffed Fletch and I was like, could have lost an arm. You're going to die. He knows what you've been up to. He can smell the sins. He's a sin sniffer.

No, he was sniffing my cat. Some dogs get cancer. Some dogs smell Smell COVID Cash and drugs This one smells sins Excuse me He could smell my cat

He went rabid at your feet He was like You are a rainbow of sins my friend I'm gonna bite you Now that was a beautifully trained dog The man was like sit And it immediately was like Yes sir

And then the woman was like speak And I went, once. But then that silly Pomeranian was like. Yeah, it got down and it was like. To the big dog. And the big dog just looked at her like, you are not even worth my time. Yeah. And then when we walked back to work, we saw like just so many little silly dogs.

We saw a sausage dog, which is one of the only silly dogs I'll excuse. Because it's so comically cute. Because it's comically long. Yeah. It's like seeing a limousine. Yeah. It is. It's like seeing a dog-azine.

You're like, how are there not wheels in the middle? There should be wheels in the middle. There should be legs in the middle. Yeah, there should be legs in the middle. In a limousine, you can weld in extra structure. But in a dog, it just plays havoc on their back. And later in life, they have all these back problems. And that, who's to blame for that?

We are. Humans. We are humans. We did that to the dogs. We did that to the pugs. We did that to the sausage. The pugs, the French ones, the sausage dogs, a lot of them. Wow, these are the 10 most expensive dog breeds in the world.

And this was weird because I looked at this as I was going to compare it to New Zealand, and some of these are actually cheaper in New Zealand than they are in other parts of the world. Number 10, an Akita. Henry Cavill's got one of these.

Has he? It's really, it's kind of like a, it's a Japanese Akita Inu. Oh, wow. It's not a Shiba Inu, it's an Akita. Oh, so it looks like a Shiba.

It looks a little bit like it. Oh my God, those are cute. Yeah, then German Shepherd, Rottweilers, Chow Chows. Yep.

The big fluffy ones that look like lions. We saw one of those in Dubai. Do you remember that dog that we saw in Dubai? And I was like, this climate is not a climate for a dog bred to be a mountain dog in the extreme cold. But I listened to a podcast about dangerous dogs and how pitties and all that have given a bad rap. Yeah. And Chow Chows are the most brutal dogs if they had the ability to, it was something like if they had the ability to attack you, you would.

No, you're thinking of a Sharpay. No, it was Chow Chow. You know the one that sold us the toilet paper for all those years? They were made, their skin's loose so that when dogs bit them in the fighting pits, they wouldn't have vital organs on them. No, well, many dogs are considered more dangerous. pits, they wouldn't have vital organs on the body. No, well, many dogs are considered more dangerous. A Chow Chow is considered one of the most dangerous dogs because of a number of traits.

Really? Yeah. I want to know these traits. He did try to explain you away, didn't he, like a man. And I knew. Do you know what? The podcast I was listening to was hosted by a woman, so she could have just been making it up.

She could have just been like, turned up and needed to fill in 35 minutes. She probably went on like TikTok or something. Yeah, did her own research. Samoyed. Oh, you're cute. Yeah, those are cute. Absolute nightmare with the hair. Eskimo dogs.

Are we still calling them Eskimo dogs? No. Got you. Cancelled. Got you. Cancelled. Got you. Explorer dogs.

I think they're cool. I like the name Explorer dogs. They're cute They don't look like They look like a Cross-street Samoyed And a Husky I want a lolly cane

With explorer lollies A saluki Excuse me Stay on track We're talking dogs Not lollies Although I would go A disc golf lolly cane

I know Actually I think Do you know I was thinking Of asking Shannon To make us some for next week Last day of the show I think there would be Yeah

She gave us a heart A saluki A what Which is You know, I was thinking of asking Shannon to make us some for next week. Last day of the show, I think that would be for you. Yeah, she gave us a heart. A Saluki. A what? Which is a Saluki. Saluki Jimny. I don't know. Saluki Swift. It looks more like a Swift.

I don't. S-A-L-U-K-I. Yeah, not my kind of dog. It's like a greyhound with a perp. Like with a wig. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the yuckiest dog on the list so far. Imagine it clambering over you with the bones.

What is that, the third most expensive dog? Fourth. King Charles Cavalier. Cavalier King Charles Spaniel. Oh, yeah. That's another dog. Cute, but we've done too much to that. We've mucked around with them.

My dog was half of that. Lulu is. I shouldn't say she's not dead. Stop condemning her to death. She is the walking dead Lulu is. I shouldn't say she's not dead. Stop condemning her to death. She is the walking dead. Yeah. I don't like touching it. It's a lot of bones.

Very bony. Very bony. Number two is a pharaoh dog. Apparently they were bred to look like an Egyptian god. Okay. So the number one. And how much? Do you know the average price?

I want one. Yep. Well, no, I can tell you what. This is the world's most expensive dog because of the price tag that one that was considered like a top-notch stud dog sold for in the US. Okay. Goldie. A Goldie Retriever.

It's not a Golden Retriever. They are not cheap. It better not be a silly thing like a poodle. Dude, it rules. It's one of these dogs. I've talked about like one of these dogs would be like. Is it one of those? What's that one that has a barrel? No, it's. It's one of these dogs. I've talked about one of these dogs would be like... Is it one of those WhatsApp one

that has a barrel? No, it's not the same Bernard although I'd love it. I would love a team of the world's biggest dogs but I'd have to have a huge property and endless money

to feed them. And their own little house? Absolutely. They're not coming inside. I'd go outside and see them but they're not coming inside. I'd have to talk to my cat first before I did this.

I'd have the same Bernard. I'd have a new family. He would not be happy with this. I'd have a couple of great Danes that all stay outside the whole time. But the king of the pack would be the Tabishan Mastiff. Oh, amazing. The Tabishan Mastiff. They are just amazing.

Is just the most majestic looking, huge, long coated, cute, very, very, very good boy. Yeah, right. That's why everybody has those free Tibet Mastiff stickers on their car. Yes. And that was the Brad Pitt movie, seven days and seven some months in Tibetan Mastiff. Tibetan Mastiff, yes. They are so cute.

They are massive though. Would they eat a whole dog chum per breakfast? Absolutely. Lunch, dinner? Guys, look at them as a puppy. They'd be going through a whole roll of posse yum. Why? Beautiful.

Whole roll of what? Posse yum. Posse yum. So a male. No, that's just the dog. I just use the dog food. A male Tabessian Mastiff weighs between 41 and 68 kgs. I think Aaron needs a dog like this.

Mine will weigh more because I probably give him treats. Yeah. You're a good boy You can't even see it He's so furry If you put a little bit away You hide it well A male Tibetian Mastiff

One of the The one that I said Like set a record Sold for 1.4 million US dollars What? Because he's considered Like the ultimate stud dog So how much

Imagine being Imagine being considered The ultimate stud of your breed Yeah Imagine Imagine Welcome to my life Imagine being considered the ultimate stud of your breed. Yeah. Imagine. Imagine. Welcome to my life.

Hayley Sproul exchanged hands between two breeders this week for a record $2.8 million US dollars. The highest. As the ultimate stud of her breed. Yeah. What is her breed? Very white looking heart molding. We go for a lot. Today's fact of the day

and the world's most expensive week is the world's most expensive dog around the world is the cute, big, fluffy,

good boy Tabishan Mastiff. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Yeah. I got the HRV people at our house yesterday. And I tell you what, we renovated this house and they've gone and cut about 20 different holes in the ceiling. Yeah.

I was like, why do we even bother putting all this jib up? We've cut these massive holes. It was unreal. They've got to put the vents in. This whole system, it's massive. It's insane. I don't want to get too far in the reeds here. The weeds are the reeds.

Reeds are in a swamp. Weeds are everywhere. I thought you were getting air conditioning. Don't HIV just circulate the air from your ceiling? No, it's air con. Oh, so they do that as well too? They do it as well. Unpaid endorsement.

No, we don't have it. Unpaid. We don't have just the system. We've got heating and cooling. Does it tell you how hot your ceiling is? Because that's the best game to play in summer when you put an HR on it. There's a pad. There's a pad and I haven't looked at it.

Fantastic. I'm bracing for Vaughan already to be like, that's 42 degrees, my ceiling. No, no, no, no, no, because they don't have it because of the pitched roofs. Oh, right. I miss it. Shall I do that? Shall I take that role?

Yes, please. Pass the baton, sir. I love knowing how hot it is in people's ceiling space. Oh, here's the baton. Thank you. I received the baton. So they were there yesterday and there was like a whole army of them basically

cutting my house apart and shoving big silver tubes in my roof and stuff. And you didn't dress up like a spaceman. And I didn't. With spaceman arms. Look, they're there again today. I'll rush home after the show and I'll put them on my arms and I'll go. Spaceman.

Always wanted you to go into spaceman intergalactic high. If I don't see a video on your Instagram story today. Don't come to work tomorrow? Yeah, don't bother. Okay, fair enough. Anyway, so they were wrapping up for the day around about four o'clock. Wait, do you have a fishbowl for a helmet? Shoot, I don't.

A bucket of the stretch? A bucket. A bucket. I've got a cloche. What's a cloche? You know, like a little dome, like a glass dome. Yeah, that'll do. Don't break it.

Don't get your head stuck in there. Oh, don't want to give it up. Because the head seems like it'll go into a glass dome and then, that'll do. Don't break it. Don't get your head stuck in there. Don't want to give it a hug. Turn up tomorrow, we're going to plosh. And then not come out. Tomorrow on the show, how did Hayley get stuck in a glass bowl? In a glass dome. Anyway, so they were sort of packing up for the day and then

Aaron, we've got our new bathroom there and it's got a door on it, but no, you used it the other night. I did. I had to put my finger in where the door handle was going to go. Yeah. And I pulled it shut. You pulled it shut, but it just sits there. And I was only doing wheeze, so my back was-

Bobbing away. So if someone had walked in, they would have just seen me there and not seen anything. Yeah, yeah. And it was a group of intimate friends. And the toilet's kind of around the corner, so you've got a buffer. Yeah. Anyway, so Aaron was like, I need to poop. Middle of the day as well.

Well, so four o'clock, not as normal poop time. Yeah, right. What's up with my boy? Mid-afternoon poop. Is he getting enough fibre? I don't know. I'm going to get some veggies into him today. Okay, yeah.

Anyway, so he was like, I need to poop. And I was like, cool, bro. Love is alive. Oh, yeah, well, I'll be waiting in the bed because I'm so turned on now. And he was like, can you just watch the door because there's a lot and there's a lot of people around and they've been going in and out of that kind of area. And I said, yes, of course I'll watch the door.

And I was by the door and then what did I need to do? I popped off just to do something really quick or something really small. She got distracted. She was put on guard, Judy. Yeah, she got distracted. I got distracted. Something in the kitchen. She was put on guard, Judy. Yeah. She got distracted.

Yeah, I was. And then all I heard was like the wood hitting the little door thing and sorry, mate, sorry. Oh, sorry, mate, sorry, mate. And like you know what's happening when a man his size is sitting down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And one of our poor members of the HRV team had walked in on Aaron doing a poops. They didn't sign up for that.

Gotcha. They didn't sign up for that at all, and Aaron specifically asked me to keep guard. Yeah, so what did he say after that? The HRV guy should have had something up his sleeve. It smells to me like you need an HIV extractor fan. Boom, upsell. No, Aaron just came out and gave me a look and rolled his eyes because I...

You got sidetracked. Yeah, why is it a retrospective? Oh, sorry, someone's in there. What, like... I know, just to be like... A minute after. Just to be like, I did know that I was keeping guard. However, I did a poor job of it. So, I mean, just to be like A minute after Just to be like, I did know that I was keeping guard However, I did a poor job of it

So, I mean, apologies to Aaron I'll apologise to him And apologies more to the HRV guy Who walked in and was like, Greg Grover Greg Grover's all bent over So, Tinder is very important You only get a little bit to say a lot As well as a good photo

Of which there are very few on Tinder I feel like the photo is doing the heavy lifting Doing a lot of heavy lifting But you've got to be cute and cheeky and what not So Tinder's released The number one Like the most used emoji by singles to let potential matches know something about themselves.

Now, I don't know if this is in messages or if it's in... Bios. Bio. Probably bios, right? Oh, it's bio. It's bio because last year... Okay, there you go. I just read it a second after I said it.

Last year, the most common used emoji in Tinder bios was the P symbol, as in like almost like a parking symbol. Oh yeah. As a symbol of pushing P, which is a song about being positive. Pushing positivity. I literally said the words as I looked at Shannon,

who was, yes, that's right. So being like, I'm positive. I'm a real positive person. There's nothing to do with parking spaces, Shannon, at all. Nothing to do with parking? I know how to parallel park? Yeah, nothing with parking and nothing with pills either. It means positivity, pushing P.

Pushing P. It's a good thing. Duh, Fletch. That was the most common emoji in Tinder by it. Yeah, dude. Yeah. This year, you won't even get it either. It is a different world. It's a good thing. Duh, Fletch. That was the most common emoji in Tinder bios. Yeah. This year, you won't even get it either. It is a different world.

It's a different galaxy. Okay. Something I've never even heard of is the most popular emoji in a bio. You're old now, hon. You won't know this one either. So this year, the most popular emoji in Tinder bios is the on square. It's a square that says on with arrows posting both ways, meaning always on. And this is a symbol that I'm ready to try new things

and explore a new relationship. It's on. Oh, look at Shannon. So what's up with me, Shannon? Shannon, I'm also young. I'm like barely older than you. It's just like the pausing between each word to check that that's right. But yeah, no, you're on it. You got it. I'm also young. I'm like barely older than you. It's just like the pausing between each word to check that that's right. But yeah, no, you're on it.

You got it. I'm on it. You're always on. So you're putting it on like, I'm on. It's on. I'm on. Right, okay. I'm ready to go and try new things.

That has been the most used emoji. Man, no one of these losers are single. Using all these dumbass emojis. Looking like a bunch of desperate fools. It's so interesting I would have thought it would be like The eggplant Eggplant Back to an eggplant and a taco

Swimming the girl And then the jet of water Come on, grow up What are you there for? A relationship? Yes Or some heavy petting I think a little bit of both

If a 42 year old dude Has been married for 13 of both. If a 42-year-old dude who's been married for 13 years is calling you a nerd. Yeah. I play Dungeons and Dragons and I've got a big game planned for this weekend and I am calling you a nerd.

Oh. Who did you tell me you were? Yeah, that was my tum-tums. That was my tum-tum-tums. Hey guys, I reckon that was the most fun I've ever had on a show. Ah, not for me.

Vaughan? Nowhere even close. Nowhere even close. Nowhere even close. You haven't been here long, have you? No, I haven't. No. Well, if you were listening and you had fun,

why don't you give us a little review and a rating?