ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 8th October 2024

Episode Date: October 7, 2024

Live in Queenstown SLP - How do you sotre cans? Dua Lipa's drink combo Top 6 names for skiing tricks Is it illegal to drive with headphones The icon behind the fish and chips song New sock vs new hoodie What about your pet gives you the ick? Fletch's driving What pandemic habit are you still doing? Fact of the day - banned items Hayleys Birthday Our moral dilemma eating lambsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The ZM Podcast Network. The Flesh, Vaughan and Hayley Big Pod. Great things are brewing at McCafe. The perfect start to every day. Wake up. It's Taylor Tuesday. And this is ZM's Flesh, Vaughan and Hayley. Are you ready for it?

Hello, good morning. Welcome to the show, Flesh, Vaughan and Hayley. Do we sound like we're at High Upper Mountain? I actually can't hear you guys at all. Oh, you've fiddled or something, have you? You've touched your dial. She's fiddling with her dial. She's fiddling with her bits.

No, if I go like this, hi, hi, hi, New Zealand. What number is your headphones plugged into? Oh, there you go, hang on. There you go. Is that it? Who knows? Hi, New Zealand. There you go, we're up a mountain.

This might be the highest altitude we've broadcast from. We're at Kadrona. Because Fletch and I years and years and years ago broadcast from here, but we broadcast from down there. So downstairs, technically, we're one floor higher than we broadcast from here. Oh my God, what a privilege. In our 20th year of broadcasting together,

we're still spicing it up and reaching new heights. Reaching new heights. Reaching new heights. You've got to work at it to make it work. Last night we stayed here at Kadrona in the apartments. Oh, my God. So nice. It was like, that bed was incredible.

It was like feathers. Was it feathers? I don't think it was feathers. I think feathers would be very uncomfortable. It felt like cloud. I think it was a cloudy feather. I think a cloud would be cold and wet. Cloud of feathers.

I'd argue it was just polyester. I don't know what it was, but it was comfortable. It was delicious. I haven't woken up with a sore back. Now, if you're a male over 40, that's currency, baby. That's a win. So today, broadcasting from

Kadrona, we're giving you the chance to win all kinds of Kadrona goodies. Kadrona goodies. Oh God, we got some Kadrona. We're actually wearing Kadrona goodies right now. We got new hoodies. We got some hoodies. Every caller that gets on here today gets a snowman. Yeah.

Now, this is a big... We'll ship it to you. No, no, there's a prize. In a ginormous chest freezer. There's a prize in each snowman. There is. There is a prize. We stomp on the snowman.

Every caller that gets on here today on the show, and that includes Taylor Tuesday, because today is Tuesday. That's right. And it is our third Taylor Tuesday from now for the rest of the day. What have you got to walkie-talkie? Well, this is how we're going to be contacting. Shannon is outside at the moment with the snowman.

We'll do a test. Roger, come in. No, I'll say that at the end. Copy. Shannon, come in over. Roger, Roger. Oh, my God. Oh, say Shannon come in over. Roger, Roger. Oh, my God. I love that.

Oh, yeah, that's good. Roger, Roger. Yeah, good. Why is everyone calling them Roger? It's Vaughn. It's Shannon. I know Roger's to confirm that we got it. Aren't you meant to say over and out?

No, that's at the end. That's at the end of the conversation. Right. I think she just said over and out. Turn that up. Do it again. Yeah. Victor, Charlie, Charlie. We have Foxtrot, Roger.

Romeo, Juliet. Great play. Great play. One of his best. We need to work on our communication to Shannon, who has built 15 snowmen this morning. Harry Cadrona, your chance to win. Arguably, she has the least amount of snow gear.

Yeah. So she's cold. But she's a producer, so get outside. You know what you should do? You should put that bloody photo you took of the stars up on our social media. Oh, my God. Yeah, I did a long exposure. Oh, you must.

Ten seconds. I did a ten-second and a three. While I'll do that, I'll send that to Channing. I'm surprised you didn't strap on some crampons and summit the mountain this morning, you crazy bastard. God, it's beautiful. It's so beautiful out there. Yeah, we wake up and he walks in covered in snow.

We're like, sure, you okay? He's like, I've just summited. Calm down. Well, keep listening for those Taylor Swift songs. It's your chance to get in the draw to see her on the last show of the Errors Tour in Vancouver. Yeah. Flying United Airlines as well.

What date is that drawn? The day after the last one. So next Wednesday, Vaughan. Next Wednesday. Why are you concerned? Someone asked me and I said, out of my jurisdiction. Okay. If we just do what we're told, really.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Got a busy day. Big busy day, isn't it? Oh, we forgot again. Happy birthday. Oh, wow. Jesus Christ. We got up. Busy day Big busy day Oh we forgot again Happy birthday Oh wow Jesus

We got up I saw Hayley We've talked heaps We got to where We were broadcasting from I was like Okay they're doing a bit They're doing a bit

And then Fletch walks in for a spoon Good morning Shannon or Carwen said Happy birthday And I was like Oh no No no

Carwen came into the Thing and I saw her she didn't say anything all i got for my birthday was a sniffle wow yeah i came oh my god and then we said okay so the first opening of the show we're gonna have a laugh about how we forgot and then we forgot that we forgot happy birthday i don't want it i don't want to be 35 i don't want your stupid too late are we accepting thoughts and prayers all day on the text machine for your birthday? No. You, come on, you love it. No, not today. I'm more happy about being on the mountain

and Taylor Tuesdays. Cut! To turn 35. She's shitty. If you speak woman, you'll realise she's shitty. Interesting. Coming up on the show. Aaron's forgotten as well.

Get home and that'll be fun. Give the guy a chance. It's like literally 6am. Coming up on the show... Aaron's forgotten as well. Get home and it'll be fun. That's good. I mean, give the guy a chance. It's like literally 6am. Coming up on the show, the top six. Vaughan, what have you got for us today? Well, I've got the top six names for 2025's coolest skiing and snowboarding tricks. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Broadcasting live from Kadrona this morning.

Now, every caller that gets on air gets to pick a snowman, one through 15. That's right. Painstakingly have been built by producer Shannon, who has very cold hands right now. I think we offered to help. One of the snowmen does contain a weekend away in Kadrona with flights, accommodation, a weekend pass and gear

and vehicle hire. For how many people? For a couple. Not for your family. I thought it was a family and it was a family of three and they needed somebody. Uncle Vaughan could come. Uncle Vaughan?

Uncle Vaughan could meet you at the airport. And the other so many, they've still got amazing prizes in, like cash and all kinds of goodies from Kadrona. So every caller that gets on here, that includes callers for Taylor Tuesday. I wish I brought, because they gave us a little gifty baggie yesterday when we checked into the apartments here,

and I've got a sippy, a big one-litre sippy, not a, not a, what's that? A flask, a flask. Hydro flask. Hydro flask, yeah. Oh my, and thank God, because you know my old drink bottle was like, it made a big whistling noise.

Yeah. I'm sucked on it. Well, we want to talk about our ascent up the mountain later in the day. Yeah. Because that was something. But when we arrived yesterday, coming up the mountain, I've been here quite a few times. I don't want to sound like the veteran.

I've been here twice. This is my third time. Cardies is my mountain of choice in the area we would come up I was like oh we're not going to have much snow

are we then we came around the final corner and there was heaps of snow on the actual mountain there's still like a metre 20 on average

I know and then we went for a toboggan didn't we oh that was so much fun I'd say Fletcher is probably our best tobogganist

yeah Vaughan was our worst I was terrible I kept catching I kept just turning. What I love is that thing that men do a lot, which is blame the toboggan. I switched toboggans.

Twice. Yeah. I switched toboggans twice. I'm like, there's a faulty tobog. But no, it was just me. It was definitely me. Yeah. And then after that,

we got to go on a ride on a groomer, didn't we? Oh my God, me and Vaughan. We've got a couple pictures. It's the big truck. The groomer is like the big? Oh my God, me and Vaughan. We've got a couple pictures. It's the big truck. The groomer is like the big truck that resets the moment. I'd say it's more like a bulldozer. Yeah, like a bulldozer.

It's like a posh European bulldozer. That scrapes all the lumpy snow and conditions it. Makes it beautiful again. Yeah. And then we had a series of couple pictures. I think I've got nicer pictures with you on this mountain than I do with my own wife

or being with me multiple times. It was because the truck could only fit two of us, so Fletch stayed behind. Yeah. And then so there was just the two of us on like a love swing looking out over a beautiful thing. Yeah, like a Bali swing. Should we put up a love swing photo? I think we should probably put up a love swing photo. We've just put up a photo of the lovely stars.

Oh, no. The stars in the sky because it's a beautiful clear morning here. Oh, lovely. Suddenly get some outside light too. Yeah, it's good stuff. It's good stuff. Oh, my gosh. What is that? What is that? Oh, no, it's car headlights. I got too. It's good stuff. It's good stuff. Oh my gosh. What is that?

What is that? Oh no, it's car headlights. I got excited. I thought it was the Aurora Borealis. I thought it was Aurora Borealis. It's headlights.

ZM's Fletchbourne and Hayley. Fletchbourne and Hayley. Silly little po. Silly little po. It is so silly, silly, silly that the silly little po. Silly little po. Silly silly little pole, silly little pole. Today's silly little pole is which way up do you store your cans?

Because Heinz have come out hard saying you were doing it wrong. You've got to go tab down if you've got a pull tab. So the top of the can down. Yes. So your label would be upside down. Well, they've actually just released a whole sort of limited edition range with an upside down label because, you know, when you pour out baked beans into your pot or your bowl

and it's all sauce and all the beanies are stuck at the bottom, this mitigates that. So they're saying store it upside down, but also open it upside down. Well, no, no. You can open it a little bit and it'll reset itself. But if it's stored all that way, they've all sunk to the bottom. They stick and all the liquid rises to the top. So they were like, this is the way you're supposed to do it.

This is the peanut butter theory. You store your peanut butter upside down. So the oil in the peanut butter. Oh. It would so bad at the end of a peanut butter and you got that is the peanut butter theory. You store your peanut butter upside down, so the oil in the peanut butter... Oh. It would so bad at the end of a peanut butter and you've got that dry-ass peanut butter because there's no oil left. And it saves on the mix.

You've still got to mix. Yeah. Only a fool wouldn't. A little bit. But then wouldn't your lid be all oily and gunky every time you open it? No, because it would go the other way. The oil goes up.

For the peanut butter. Yeah, right. Tip it and it's there, but there might be some stuck to the lid oil goes up. For the peanut butter. Yeah, right. Tip it and it's there. But there might be some stuck to the lid. You are correct. Yeah. You are correct, sir. We asked, I don't know, do people do this? Do they store upside down? I would say this is the most overwhelmingly

one-sided silly little pile that we've perhaps ever done. Maybe people didn't know what the hell we were talking about. Maybe. We do sound mad. 99% of people said they store it tab up. Because who wants to look at an upside down tin in your pantry? I know. No one.

Aesthetically upsetting. No. Rip the labels off. Did you ever do that at a house party in high school? Tear all the labels off. No. That is pure evil. But some of the tins now have like a, they print what's on the tin.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They print it. That little dot matrix font. But there's nothing like thinking that you're having beans on toast and it's cream corn. I wouldn't be mad at that, to be honest. I don't like cream corn. Yeah, I don't like baked beans. I love baked beans.

Final rankings, we should do best tinned food. Yes. Okay, this Friday. On Friday. Write that down. Take a note, please. He shouts into the abyss hoping someone who's not in

will do a job. Some feedback on it. Gianna, which is, it's spelled like Diana, so it might be Gianna. Gianna. I don't think you're going to hit the G-I-N-E.

G-I-N-E. It's like that time, Fletch, where we had a lovely woman called Gina ring up and you pronounce it G-I-N-A and it really threw it. I thought that's, I thought that's, yeah, I thought that was the gine. The gine.

The gine. Yeah, this guy's got gine on the mind. This 24-7 got the gine on the mind. Yeah. Gianna, and her last name's got an umlaut. We've got ourselves a spicy. What psycho stores the label upside down? Yeah.

And then she uses it sort of an intero bang. Psycho behavior. One percent. Yeah. Josh says, if the tab was down, the label should be upside down. It's all based off the label direction, surely. Yeah, correct. So that's why Heinz is doing this thing.

Ideally tab up if the can can't fit on the top of another can. Oh. Oh, you're stacking. You're stacking. But it would also work upside down. You have to just stack them all upside down on top of each other. And then Kerry goes on to say, how infuriating is it when the cans from different companies

are different sizes and they won't stack? Kerry, that's a chat for another day because you're opening an upside down can of worms there. Shay, I reckon that the 1% tab down is lying. They just want to be cool and different. Like me as a 13 year old. What are you guys all voting for?

I'll just go the other way. I've always stored them upside down. You know this. I've always been like this mom. There's no reasonable explanation for tab down. There are psychopaths, says Shay.

Man, I'm coming in hot. Label up, says Jodie. Simple, simple, label up. Shay, the people who still have their cans tabbed down are the ones who lay their milk bottles on the side in the fridge. Oh, no, don't do that. You get dribbly. Once you've opened it, you can never lay it back down

because it will dribble. You'll get a dribbly mess. You'll get a dribbly milk pot. And then that will harden into some kind of hard yellow crust. Yes, a milk crust. You're leaving it for a long time. That doesn't happen overnight. No.

And then that will slowly go, after two years, go a bit black. It'll go black. And start growing new milk. And spreading onto your fridge. How often are you cleaning your fridge? Not often. So empty out those shelves. But you know his fridge is nothing but sauces and mints.

And mints, yeah. Goo packets. Because for some reason he refrigerates his goo packets. Cold milk to try to make it more palatable and less thick. Yeah. Cold water. Yeah. Soda stream bottles.

Yeah. All the important things. Some eggs. At the weekends. Yeah, only at the weekends. Only at the weekends. Madness. I still have a little pile.

Play ZM's Fletch for the Nelly Play ZM's I'm hankering for this now Dua Lipa Shed on I was going to say X It is on X What?

Twitter Why? Was she still doing that? I thought we all deleted that We all deleted that No people are still using it Oh gosh Much too

Can I say grow up? Grow up. Can I say threads isn't much better? Oh, no. Threads is terrible. Threads is atrocious. All I get is, and maybe this speaks more to me than anybody else. No, in my Instagram feed, I get suggested threads.

Same. Yeah. Because I logged out. I was like, nah, it's not for me. And now it's still trying to get you back, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Give up. Okay, here's Dua Lip. And now it's still trying to get you back, isn't it? Yeah. Give up.

Okay, here's Dua Lipa's drink that she shared that she absolutely loves. And she says she makes her whole family drink it and they think it's weird. I'm so hungry for this. Okay, big cup of ice. Yeah. I think like a pint glass. Yeah, good start. Big Diet Coke, pour in there.

I'd go Coke Zero. I'd go Coke Zero. Yeah, but Diet Coke in there. Then jar of pickles. Pour off a little head of pickle juice. Chuck a couple of slices of pickles in there. Now I'm opening up a jar of

jalepeños, or how some people pronounce it, jalapenos. A little bit of jalepeños juice. Couple of jalepeños in there. I've got all of these ingredients at my house. I could make one of these when I get home tonight. Okay, so you're getting like a sweet and salty

and spicy sour Coca-Cola. Oh, yum. Okay. This sounds so good. Has anybody tried that new Oreo Coke Zero? No, because it looks disgusting. I've not seen a single good review. Like people have been, I had to, curiosity.

And then taste it and just like, ugh. But this feels like, because I make a pickle martini. In moderation, obviously. I'd only have one and then I would leave at least weeks before I had another one. Yeah, absolutely. But I would make like a gin martini the normal way. And then where some people might put in a twist of lemon or olive yep you do a pickle squirt oh okay you do a what sorry you do a pickle squirt never say it again okay

oh you asked for me to repeat it i just wanted to clarify that you did say pickle squirt you put a pickle so you put a squirt of pickle in there and a pickle in the bottom it's delicious yeah yeah yum well give it a go dangy We're broadcasting live from Kadrona, and we have 15 snowmen. Yeah. Snow people, I should say. Actually, thank you very much. I was going to pull you up on that.

Snow people. People of the snow. Wow, you siss piece of... And I believe producer Shannon is standing by. Shannon, come in. It's Vaughan at HQ. Over. Shannon is not HQ. Over. Shannon,

it's not HQ. Over. Oh, we have left her out there for a while. We left her out there for a little while. We did send her out during the ad.

Ask her if she's wearing gloves. Are you wearing gloves? Over. Oh, I'm shivering. Okay, let's get this. I wonder if this has something to do with the fact that 15 snowmen

slowly got smaller and smaller as she was making them. Yeah. PJ joins us. Good morning, PJ. Morning. How are we, guys? Really. PJ joins us. Good morning, PJ. Morning. How are we, guys? Really good.

Super good. Now, we're broadcasting at Kadrona, and I will say that Winter Passes 2025 are dropping next week, October 14. Inside one of these snowmen is a weekend away with flights, accommodation, everything, accommodation here at Kadrona. Everything you need.

And a whole lot of prizes. What snow person would you like? One to 15. You got the first one. Can I please have number seven? Number seven. Shannon, can we please have a stomping and a revealing of what is inside snowman number seven, please?

Snow person. Snow person. Oh, God, he's off. You're cancelled as well. Roger, here I go. You have just won a North Face dust bag and $50 cash. It's worth $310. Ask you to be a bit clearer, please, with the prize.

Now, can I get confirmation on that being a North Face what in $50? Duffel bag. Duffel bag in $50 cash. Yeah, yeah. That's right. Thank you, Shannon. Over. Roger, you may return to HQ.

That's a good prize. Congratulations, PJ. Well done. All thanks to Kadrona. Awesome. Thank you, Shannon. Over. Roger, you may return to HQ. That's a good prize. Congratulations, PJ. Well done. All thanks to Kadrona. Awesome. Thank you so much. And happy birthday, Hayley. Play.

ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Our third Taylor Tuesday. Bree joins us. Good morning, Bree. Good morning. Congratulations. You are in the draw to get to the final Taylor Swift show of the Aerostore in Vancouver. That's December 8th.

Well done. It's thanks to United Airlines as well. They're flying non-stop from Auckland and Christchurch to the USA, exploring more than 200 destinations across the Americas. Good luck. Thank you so much. I'm so excited. I've been trying for so long.

Oh, my gosh. Amazing. This could be it. Because you called today and we're broadcasting from Kadrona, you also get to choose which snowman you would like to stomp. Snowperson. Snowperson. Oh, Vaughan.

For God's sake, you two, just get it together. Frozen said, do you want to build a snowman? I know, they should change that. They should change it to snowperson. What number would you like? Between one and 15. Can I please have number 12? Number 12.

Oh, just great pick. Shannon, it's Vaughn here at our headquarters. Ask her how she is. We don't have time to ask her how she is. We've just got to go. We're in a hurry. Bree would like you to stomp snowman number 12, please. I can see her out in the cold.

Here I go. Oh, my God. I can see her destroying it out the window. Those poor snow people. You have just won a Kudrona merch pack in $50 cash. Yay! They do merch well.

They do merch very well. Well done. And winter 2025 passes are dropping next week for Kudrona as well. That's from the 14th of October. Next on the show, the Top 6 spawn.

Yeah, the Top 6 cool names for the 2025 ski and snowboard tricks that you'll be seeing everywhere. Right. Just because we're here on the mountain, you've got some inspiration for next season. Okay. Play ZM's Fletch Vornanalee. Play ZM.

Blah, blah, blah. Blah, blah, blah, blah. This is the top six. Yeah, we are broadcasting on, in, and around Kadrona. Up, up, down. Up, down, all around. Yeah, I think after the top six, we need to pop out for a sunrise.

Yeah, it's beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. And keep listening because we're two snow people down, and inside are 15 snowmen, snow people, sorry. So many amazing prizes, including a weekend away for Kadrona flights, accommodation, rental, everything. We sat up on the mountain last night, which is a dream of someone who's been up the mountain a lot,

to see those apartments at the time and be like, I'd love to sit there, got to stay up there. It was lovely. Had a bit of a communal kai, didn't we? We had a beautiful communal kai. And we sat around kind of. A little red wine, and then Vaughan and I started watching a movie. Oh, did you?

But then we decided we didn't we shouldn't watch a movie. But when we were all sitting around kind of planning what was going to be on the show today, it was noted that I wasn't doing anything. Yeah, it was actually. And it wasn't noted. By the outside sources. You don't do a lot, do you? And I said, I'm kind of a vibe hire.

I'm in charge of vibes. And then I thought, I'll show you a vibe hire. Yeah. I'm in charge of vibes. And then I thought, I'll show you how to do exactly nothing. So today's top six is the top six names for skiing and snowboarding tricks. I just thought at the end of the top six, should we let somebody smash one of our snow people? Yeah, we could do that.

Because we've got 15. We're two down. Why not? We've only got till nine o'clock. We're going to be doing five an hour. Well, after the top six, if you would like to... Shannon's getting her gloves on. Shannon's getting her gloves on.

Shannon's getting her gloves on. 0800 Dials at M, your chance to win. We've got a prize inside every snow person. Yeah. 0800 Dials at M right now. Top six cool snowboarding and skiing tricks. You'll see the names of them in 2025 next season, which is going to be Boomer. Number six on the list.

I'm taking a note out of when we did the Olympic skateboarding tricks. Number six on the list. Hayley, what would you call it? Oh, call it god's sake this is the laziest thing you did this with the skateboarding moves okay skiing or snowboarding tricks uh number six this okay the the white out white out yeah what would happen i love that i love so the white the wide out is when you're on a snowboard and you go over a little ramp and then while you're up there, you snow angel in the air.

Oh, okay, flat your arms. And then you sit down. That's the wide out. Weird thing is, any time I've ever left the ground on a snowboard, my arms automatically do that. How me, how me, how me. I'm just putting a name to that move.

That's perfect. Number five on the list of the top six cool snowboarding or skiing tricks for 2025. Fletch. The where, where, where. The where, where, where. Holy, what happened? It's wicked. It's wild, dude.

These names take quite a long time for the commentators to say. Almost more time than the move. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's when you go over a hill and then you're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah, right, right, right. Like that, yeah, yeah. It's pretty cool.

Okay, that sounds pretty cool. Number four on the list of the top six 2025 skiing snowboard tricks. Hayley? The double McGadrel. The double McGadrel. See, that's quick and easy Hayley. The double McGadrel. The double McGadrel. See, that's quick and easy to say. Named after Evan McGadrel. Gabriel McGadrel.

Oh, Gabriel McGadrel. His brother. Evan's brother. His old brother. Was this on skis or snowboarder? Skis. I was going to say, because Evan was a snowboarder.

Yeah, but Gabriel was the skier. The double McGadrel is when you've got your two skis and they're out there facing the front. Yeah. And you do almost like a skip hop. Dump, dump, dump, dump, left, right. So you're going like double, double, double, double, double, double. I don't know if that's how people ski.

I don't know if that's how people ski. You do if you nail the double McGadrel. The double McGadrel. So it's sort of like a bop bop bop bop. Right, sidesteps sort of thing. Okay. Thank you for that.

Number three on the list of the top six scale snowboard tricks for 2025. Of course, by the end of next season, Fletch, they'll all know the

the chit-chit. The chit-chit. Yeah, chit-chit. Or the Christchurch, obviously. Yeah, mostly,

yeah, and you land a jump and you go chit-chit. Oh, just a little, like, ass little. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. So they think it's over, but you're putting a little bit of a stretch, obviously. It's, yeah, mostly, yeah, and you land a jump and you go. Oh, just a little, like, ass little. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. So they think it's over, but you're putting a little bit of sauce on it. Are you going to name any of these tricks for next season, Vaughn? Or are you just getting Hayley Knight to do all the work?

Well, shush, boys, we're up to number two. Oh. Okay. Hayley. Headlining, Fletcher's headlining. Again, we're back on the skis. Yeah. For the Slytherin slide For the Slytherin slide.

The Slytherin slide. We're dangerously encroaching on Warner Brothers copyright material there. Sorry, the Slytherin slide. The Slytherin slide. There we go. That might be just different enough to avoid a lawsuit from J.K. Rowling. Yeah. So it's when you actually get off your skis and you get on your belly, snake-esque, you've got

to wear a good jacket and good pants with this, by the way. Okay. And you almost become a snake with your skis up in the air. Right. And you move your torso like that. Yeah. Right. And that's the slider and slide.

Okay. Wow. And what would you do that on? Half pipe or? Half pipe. Half pipe, of course. Right. All day. Okay. Yeah. Perfect, okay. Wow. And what would you do that on? Halfpipe or? Halfpipe. Halfpipe, of course. Right. All day.

Okay. Yeah. Perfect. Perfect. Cool. And number one on the list of the top six 2025 skiing snowboard tricks you'll know by the end of next season, Fletch. It's the hot chips.

Oh, my God. So wait a minute, because we've got chips, we've got pizza. The scheme of the pizza. No, but the hot chips is for people like me that can't ski or snowboard. You just stay in the cafeteria. Oh, so you just bring a name to it. This is an age old. This is an age old.

Yeah, and then you eat all the hot chips you can while taking in the vistas. Oh, my God. Yeah. How many points is it worth? Ten. Ten points. Ten on the world champs or something. Seems lazy.

Well, like getting your co-workers to... Yeah, yeah. Danny joins us. Good morning, Danny. No, Danny sounds like... No, that's Danny. That's Danny Dalton. Oh, Atamaria.

Danny Dalton. Atamaria. Good morning, Danny. Now, we're broadcasting live at Kodreda. Every caller on air gets to pick a snow person. We're a couple down. What number would you like? Because some of them are smaller than others.

Yeah. Oh, can I go number eight, please? That's free. That's also one of the bigger ones. Yeah, one of the bigger ones. Shannon, Danny would like number eight, please. The big boy. Roger, here I go. She looks freezing.

We have given her mittens. We have given her mittens. She's digging around trying to find it. Danny, you have won the Dragon Alliance Polaroid snow goggles and 50-year-old cash. Oh, snow goggles. Are some of them dragon snow goggles? Are they nice?

All thanks to Kadrona. Winter passes as well. Winter 2025 passes dropping next week from the 14th of October. Keep listening. Not only Taylor Tuesday, your chance to go in the draw to see her live on the Errors Tour, but loads more snow people to bust open. Beautiful.

Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Okay. Okay. I always thought that you weren't supposed to wear... Can you shut up for a minute? I'm just going to put my laptop on the table and bang the mic stand. Sorry for that abrupt sound, everyone. People are in their cars listening and hopefully not listening on their headphones.

Right. Maybe their car's got a bad stereo and so they've got their iHeartRadio app on and they've got their headphones. Is this what you've been doing and you're wondering? Okay, well, I always thought that listening to your, having your headphones in while you're driving was illegal because then you couldn't hear things like police or like people tooting and stuff yeah but then we were like well hang on what if you're deaf you're

still allowed to drive yeah yeah and then recently as of late i have been listening a little bit in my headphones because i've burst my um listen to my music loud, and I've burst my right speaker in my car. And so it sounds terrible. Oh, right. So if I'm really enjoying like a book or some music, I sometimes will just put my headphones in. Well, when I type into Google, is it illegal to drive with headphones? It goes New Zealand and Texas, Florida, UK, Georgia. Like this is literally, everyone is Googling this.

Yeah, so it is not actually technically illegal, but the police would like us to know that it's not actually a good idea. Yeah, because I'm just, yeah, there's a couple of news stories about it as well. It's a distraction like anything else because at the moment, the legal thing is, legally, you're not

allowed to do uh make receive or end a call with your phone in your hand create send or read a text message or email create send or view a video message communicate in any other similar manner that's the wording around phones right but they want to change it because actually they're like so you're allowed to play candy crush then yeah're like, it actually doesn't cover it all. And then people are like, you could technically be like, well, I'm reading my Kindle. Oh, yeah, and that would be legal technically. I'm watching YouTube on my iPad. But some of those smart e-cars have massive iPads.

In them? In them. Who told us recently that they saw someone watching adult content? What? In traffic. No. What are you going to do with that? Well someone watching adult content? What? In traffic. Yeah. No. Yeah.

What are you going to do with that? Well, it wasn't one of you guys then. Somebody recently had this conversation. What's the point of getting all racked up while you're driving? Was it a tradie? It was a tradie, wasn't it? Who was doing it? Yeah.

Was it a tradie? I don't know. Stuck in like five o'clock traffic. Yeah. Every day. Because do you remember, was it like, it would have been 10 years ago, 12 years ago, somebody in an office block looked down onto a motorway on-ramp and it was like a plumber or a tradie. It was in central Auckland.

But they weren't actually watching. They were playing with themselves. Oh, my God, I would never in a car. That didn't sound convincing. One more time. Sorry. Let's try again. Try again.

Hey, you should use that acting degree that you've got. Oh, my God, that's terrible. I would never in a car. That actually sounded worse. My voice went higher. Hey, you should use that acting degree that you've got. Oh my God, that's terrible. I would never in a car. That actually sounded worse. It sounded... My voice went higher. Yeah, yeah. You're lying.

Oh my God, I would never in a vehicle. Oh yeah, that's it. That's the sound effect. Play ZM's Fletchborn and Hayley. Broadcasting the show live from Kadrona. Just before we get to the fish and chips. Fish and chips. Fish and chips. Man, chips. Fish and chips.

Me, one, two. Lick my lips. Again, I never knew that song. I've got the reason for that too. Right, we do have standing by our producer Shannon outside with one of our 15 snowmen. We've got Yvette joining us. Yvette, good morning.

Good morning. Every caller this morning gets to smash a snow person. What number would you like? Yvette, am I correct in saying you're a big fan of Kadrona? Absolutely. Can I please have number three? Oh, it's my favorite number. That was so authoritative of you.

Shannon, Yvette would like number three in the snowperson range, please. You're right, Jay. Here I go. Now, we have given her mittens, but she's still cold. Yeah, I know. She's in barefoot. We haven't given her shoes. Or pants. The Icebreaker Merino Base Layer Set and $50 cash.

Oh, that's a lot of ice. There you go, a vet that'll keep you warm on the mountain. And we've also got Neela as well. Sorry, Neela. Neela, good morning. What number snow person would you like us to smash? Could I please have number nine? Number nine.

Number nine, please, for Neela. Shannon. Shannon, fantastic. All right, we'll see what prize we've got inside this. God, the snow people are getting harder, I think. She's stomping. Dragon Alliance sunglasses and $50 cash. Oh, the snow people are getting harder, I think. She's stomping. Dragon Alliance sunglasses and $50 cap. She's so cool.

No worries. Winter 2025 passes as well, dropping next week from the 14th of October. More chances to win. Keep listening. How did we get into this, Vaughan, where you and I were talking about something. We probably just mentioned fish and chips. Yeah, and we started singing the song.

Fish and chips. Yeah, fish and chips. Make me want to lick my lips. Eat them for breakfast, lunch, and tea. Fish and chips are for me. I like green. So when we started singing this, you were like, what are you doing?

I've never heard that song in my life. And on the text machine, everyone was like, oh my God my god i'm singing along everyone was going crazy for it uh the lovely spinoff i've done an article it's your friday flashback on friday i'm just saying it's undoubtedly a sing-along man i don't know if it's it is it a banger though bad or bad hair day yeah okay i'll think about it i'll think about it. I'll think about it. Yeah. But the spinoff did an article because I think a number of years ago,

and I would like to call out our friends at Seven Days, they did one of those like, guess the person, and they think that they got the producer of that song on the show. Right. And then so everyone just believed that that person had...

Made it? Died. Had written it. Oh. No, had written it, but it wasn't the actual Died. Had written it. Oh. No, had written it, but it wasn't the actual writer. It was the producer. Yeah.

The actual writer's name is Claudia Mushen, do you reckon? Mushen? Mushen. Mushen? Mushen. Is it a New Zealand song? Yes.

Yes. Right. Of course it is. No, I just, well, you know, I thought it could be British or something. Well, she moved here from Britain. Right. And then apparently

her son, according to this article, was fascinated by fish and chips, even though they are British of origin. Very. Actually, as we

learned, Portuguese. Yeah. If we go back far enough. That's right. But she wrote the song rather than giving in to her

son's request for fish and chips every night. Because he kept doing fish and chips. You know how that is when your parents write you a song instead of giving you

what you want. I don't think my parents ever wrote me a song. That would not have flown an hour out of the house. No, it wouldn't have flown an hour out of the house. I would have had a tanty until I got fish and chips. I would have actually just got a smack. Probably just got a smack. She wrote three songs on an album that ended up being called Kiwi Kid

Songs. There were multiple Kiwi Kid Songs I remember, and they used to get delivered to school. Oh, okay. I don't remember that. Yeah. But I'm incredibly young, even though I'm older today. Yeah. Happy birthday, by the way.

That's too late. We didn't forget. Wow. You have forgotten. I keep forgetting. She wrote these songs, but she was also a school teacher. And so when her son was like, I love this, I think she went and taught it to her class,

and they were like, this is great. Kind of how it just blew. When it got real famous, he was already 15. So I don't reckon he would have been like loving it at that stage. He probably would have been like, hey guys, this song's about me and how much I love fish and chips. Yeah. Right.

Does it say in this article if she's made like bank off the song? No. None. Just notoriety. Well, apparently she drives around on an electric scooter in her neighborhood and people sing the song to her. Yeah. Oh, no.

She's not whipping around on a lime. She's not whipping around on a beam. No, no, no. She's on a little mobility scooter. So she's turning around. So she's alive still, moving into a care facility soon. Yep. Big diamond.

She had polio as a child. Have we given her some kind of MBE or something? We have not. She needs the letters. She needs some letters. She needs some letters. She needs some letters. A QSM and ONZM. And the New Year's Honours.

Could we give her like an FVHM? No, it doesn't mean anything. Okay. It doesn't. I think, yeah, MFVH, merit of Fletch,

Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Fletch, Claudia Mushin, MFVH. Recipient. The first recipient.

The first recipient of the MFVH goes to Claudia Mution for writing the iconic song Fish and Chip. We're broadcasting from Kadrona today. What a treat. To celebrate season passes going on sale next week for next season. And also so Hayley gets to wear her winter jackets. Yeah. And got a cold.

I brought five winter jackets down and still managed to wake up with a cold this morning. Yeah, fantastic. Yeah. Now, one of these winter jackets you showed us last night, how much, like, I don't even want to ask, but it's stolen girlfriends. Yeah, it is a stolen girlfriends.

Yeah, look. It was a bit extra. That's why we're here to get the coats out of because I've never worn that one outside of the house. It's going to be a great morning for a fashion shoot. It's got a big fur collar, big fur cuffs. I'm going to wear that. We'll do a bit of a fashion shoot later. I'm on jacket three today. It's just a garni.

It's just a garni. Okay. We got given, gracefully accepted, new hooded sweatshirts from Kadrona, each one a different design. Well, do you know what? Lovely Jen, who's been taking good care of us and her team, individually picked these out and really thought about who we were as a person. Because Fletch is this blue because he only exclusively wears the colour blue. Fletch, you look so hot in that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a good blue on you. The hat. And you're in a mild grey so we can see your bits. Yeah. Well, no, not track pants, but I could get some matching track pants. No, please don't. I could get some grey. I'm in a nice hemp green. Yeah. Well, no, not track pants, but I could get some matching track pants. No, please don't. I could get some grey.

I'm in a nice hemp green. Yeah, it's lovely. Which I love, which is the colour of my house. You know, I love green in the house. Yeah, yeah. The girl is not wearing this. It got us talking, though, about when you do get a new piece of clothing.

New hoody day is top tier. Yep. When you put it on and it's fluffy on the inside. I know, but then your T-shirt's ruined because you didn't wait to wash it first. Oh, yeah. No, I wouldn't. I'll sacrifice a T-shirt's fluff.

No, but not a quality hoodie. These are quality. It doesn't fluff on you. No, when you wear a cheapie. No, because this is made out of hemp. Because you don't get that with, like, new jeans. You never get excited about putting on new jeans. No, they're awful.

Because they're all, like, you've got to wear them in. You've got to wear them in. Loosen them up. But new socks. New socks days. New hoodies. Top tier. New T-shirt days, not bad. Nah, wear them in. Loosen them up. But new socks. New socks days. New hoodies. Top tier. New t-shirt days, not bad.

It's okay. Yeah, I like a crisp new tee. I'm wearing some newish socks. I've got snow boots on because I'm a woman of the snow. Yeah. But I'm also wearing socks I've never worn before. I love that. New sock day for me.

It's something about just the caring for the foot. Yeah. Especially when it's a really warm... An anklet or, you know, what did you call those socks yesterday? What? You know, like Gen Z shamed you out of wearing short socks. Yeah, ankle socks. Now you've gone back up to a what sock?

A crew. A crew sock. Yeah, a crew sock. Yeah, a crew sock's okay. Thermal sock, like a really nice new sock. I'm wearing a big fleecy boot sock. Yeah, I love those. I love those.

Good stuff. I think new hoodie gotta feel the best. New hoodie day over new sock day? Yeah, I love those. I love those. I think new hoodie gotta feel the best. New hoodie day over new sock day? Yeah, I go hoodie over sock. I would get new socks more regularly than I get a new hoodie. Yeah, same. This is the first new hoodie I've had in a long time. It looks good on you. Well, I wasn't asking

for a compliment. I'm not desperate for it. I will bank that. Thank you very much. That might get me through the day. It was nice to see you wearing some modern fashion on the slopes. Oh, yeah. After cracking out the burden 2010 range. Well, you know, back in the day, we used to call them the good old days when I didn't have a family to provide for.

Yes. I didn't have a whopping mortgage. Yeah. I was going to say a wha-ha-haif. A wha-ha-haif who costs me as much as my whopping mortgage. Yeah. I was going to say, a hua ha haif. A hua ha haif, who costs me as much as my hua ha hopping mortgage. I think it's cute. The good old days

where I could, you know, go for a week snowboarding and I had the fash, but, you know. I have become my uncle who, when I was a kid, I remember him going skiing with old, like,

wooden skis and stuff. He'd be like, they still work fine. Wooden skis? Yeah. Well, that's the thing, you invest in all this gear and it lasts ages because you only use it, what, like, four or Wooden skis. Well, that's the thing. You invest in all this gear, and it lasts ages,

because you only use it, what, like four or five times a season. Well, not lately, not even that. So why go out and buy all new stuff when you have stuff already? Yeah, totally. Or if you're a young fellow who's done it once, and you're like, I like that, you go out and you buy all new gear. That's me. Yeah, that's a Jew dude.

And then you never do it again. I've skied three times in my life and every time I come up to this mountain, I'm like, I think I want to get all the gears. I want to look cute. Play ZM's Fletchbourne and Hayley. Hayley Swift on ZM, Fletchbourne and Hayley Kendall. Congratulations.

First call of three, you are in the draw to see her live. Oh my god, thank you guys. Yeah, oh my god People are so excited Did you manage to see her in Australia? No, no, no, no, I didn't Sorry, I'm just, oh, I can't believe it I'm so excited

Oh my gosh, darling, you're so sweet Oh, that's cute, well I don't think we've ever had a competition where people are so excited to get in the draw for it Hey, well it's a chance Yeah, that's how hard it is to get tickets to the Air Insta. Well, Vancouver, December 8th, you're in the draw. Kendall, good luck. Flying United Airlines if you win non-stop from Auckland

and Christchurch to the USA, exploring more than 200 destinations across the Americas. And Kendall, we're broadcasting from Gidrona. That means you've got to throw on the phone. You get to smash one of our snow people. What number would you like? Ooh, okay. Maybe number 12, please.

Number 12's gone. 12's gone. Should we go to 13? Because isn't Taylor Swift all about 13 and stuff? Yeah, yeah, okay. Let's do it. Okay. Shannon, we've got a request for snow person 13 to be smashed, please. Lucky number.

Here we go. Lucky number. Yeah, she knew. Shannon is for raising outside. Come on, I could write a merch bag in $50 cash. Yay! That's nice. They do good merch. They do good merch.

Congratulations. Thank you. We're going to keep listening more Taylor songs, plus every caller on air this morning until 9 gets to smash a snow person. Shmeow. Ken will keep listening more Taylor songs plus every caller on air this morning until nine gets to smash a snow person. Shmeow. Pets. Now, there is a study down,

this is from New York. Oh my God, can we just pause? Yesterday, we went on the Earnslaw, the old cold, the cold slaw, the TSS cold slaw, over to Walter Peak. Walter Peak. And on the boat, obviously, are a lot of tourists from all around the world,

which is great to see. We love to have them. It's great that they're back. Great to have them back. But I was like, what is that sound? And there was a small woman. I would say New Jersey. Basically, it's real intense American.

Oh, my God. She was like, you gotta watch out if you're gonna get on a boat. You gotta go. I was like, oh, my God. Vaughn, Vaughn, listen. It's like a character. Where are they? It wasn't time to get here.

Oh, the good sheets are gonna be taken. I wonder what time the boat's gonna depart. It was comical. I loved it so much. I thought that takes your real voice. Whenever I saw her, I'd go back closer to her to hear her voice again. Any who's. Anyway, this study is out of New York.

Where are you? Imagine she's from. That looked at how instantly we fall in love with our pets, how we see them, and just that instant connection you have with the dog or the cat the first time you see them. 80% of people said they had an immediate connection to their pet. Obviously, yeah, more so than humans, where you're like, oh, that annoys me already about them. Yeah, yeah. Where you're like, oh, yeah, you're attractive, but you're this,

but you're that, or I don't like that, or he doesn't drive, or he doesn't cook, or he doesn't do that. We've talked a lot about ics and red flags on the show regarding humans, but I said I always get the ick with my pets, and I I'm off them for a while. But Sharae, my wife, she'll have an ick with my pets, and I'm off them for a while.

But Sharae, my wife, she'll have an ick with the pet, but forgive them far quicker than she'd forgive me for doing something. She doesn't give the dog a silent treatment for a week? No, no, no, no. The dog's immediately back in the good graces. Like if it steals her undies off the clothes horse. Imagine if I was out there stealing a woman's undies off their clothes horse. She wouldn't forgive out there stealing women's undies off their clothes horses. She wouldn't forgive me so quickly.

You'd be arrested and the video would be uploaded online. Does anybody recognise this man? Yeah. But it got me thinking, I want to talk about what does your pet do that gives you the act?

Have you seen that video of French bulldogs when they bark, their butthole goes as well? What? No, it doesn't. It fliers at the same time. Or when a dog's lipstick shows.

I'm always like, that's, yeah. That's the one thing I reckon that puts shout out for the dogs. If they're sitting there and their legs are apart and the lipstick's out and she's like, oh. And it's just like, and they're going, but again. Yeah. But again, she forgives them a lot quicker than when I get mine out in public and pant, you know?

Well, mine's like when I see people with a real needy little dog and I'm always like, oh, yuck. How embarrassing. Like dogs that are like shaking in public. I'm in the open. What would the wolves say? What would the wolves say? How embarrassing for you. Okay, well, maybe there is something that your dog or your cat does that does give you the ache.

Or maybe they did just once and you were like, what is that? Well, maybe you've got like a farty cat or a farty dog. Oh, God, it does give you the ick. Or maybe they did just once and you were like, what is that? Or maybe you've got like a farty cat or a farty dog. Oh, God. That would give you the ick. Old farty dogs are a bit, yeah. Especially because old farty dogs, like they stink.

Oh, it stinks. Like something's dying inside them. Yeah, that's no good. Okay, well, give us a call. 0800 DALES at MSN number. You can text her as well, 9696. Is there something about your pet that has given you the ick?

Talking about the things your pets do that give you the ick. Yeah, humans give you the ick all the time. We're always talking about, oh, I don't like this guy because he does this or she does this. It's like when Aaron's wearing socks and then he quickly pops out to do something, he shoves jandals on and his toes go, you know, the sock toes. Is that an act? I'm like, well, you want a divorce? Like, what are, the sock toes. Is that an app? I'm like, well, you want a divorce? Like,

what are we doing? Yeah. Well, we asked on Instagram and we've had no It was unfair. That was me. shortage. It was a lot.

Well, I thought we'd just move on. You can deal with that when you next go to your therapist. It seems like if you're paying, you'd take the big, you'd take the big things in, you know.

We asked on Instagram as well and we've got a plethora of text messages. Is it plet got a plethora of text messages. Is it plethora or plethora? Plethora. Plethora. My 40kg German shepherd slowly and loudly licking his butthole. Yeah, when dogs start going to town on themselves and they're like,

they start making a noise like it's like a, no, thank you. My dog immediately humping people that come around to the house, said Ali. It's so embarrassing being humped by a dog as well. You're like, ooh, sorry. Yeah, yeah. Like, oh my God, thank you, but ooh, don't. I know it's hot, but calm down. My dog pees on its paws every time it pees.

It weaves all over its feet. Move your legs. That sounds like a faulty dog. Yeah. My dog has a variety of stomach issues, and when it goes poozing, it poos all over its tail. That's pretty gross. When my cat gets eye boogies, I'm like...

When my dogs lick my air holes. Aaron joins us on the show. Now, every caller this morning not only gets to tell us their ick, but also gets to smash a snow person. So broadcasting live at Katrona. Every insight, every snow person apprised. I believe, ask Shannon, there may be a little bit of snow falling. Shannon, have we got some snow fall out there, over?

Okay, she's screaming. Okay, we can't hear you. Once again, hon, repeat. It's my first time, this is so exciting. Shannon's sure snowed for the first time yesterday and has been giddy ever since. Okay, so what number would you like? We haven't even heard a story.

We haven't even heard a story. Should we go number then story or story then number? Yeah, number then story. Okay, what number would you like? Is number 13 still available? No, it's gone. It's gone. We've got 14.

Oh, 11. 11. Number 11 for Erin, please, Shannon. Go. She's smashing it in the face. She's got some rage. You've just won a North Face duffel bag and $50 cash. Oh, my God.

A North Face duffel bag. I love it. You and Fletcher duffel buddies. We're duffel buddies. So what does your pet do that gives you the ick? So she is the most beautiful, snuggliest, lovingest dog you've ever met. So she likes to get right up on your pillow and give you a cuddle and, like, snuggle right in, which is so sweet.

What kind of dog? She's a staffy, and she's just full of love. But what she then does is when she gets really comfy, she starts licking your pillow, and her breath is not it. Her breath is awful. I don't want to lick the pillow. And so even when she moves away, the pillow still stinks. You literally have to, like, get it off.

Oh, yeah, no, Erin. No. You shouldn't instigate a slow policy like I did. First dogs are banned from the bed, then the bedroom, then the lounge, then the house. They've got to be outside dogs. It's just working so wonderfully for me. Thanks, Erin.

Rebecca. Rebecca, what is the ick that your pet gives you sometimes? Good morning, guys. Well, my ick is that you take the dog for a walk, all is going well, and then they find something dead to eat, roll in. It's just disgusting. And then they want to lick you or cuddle you later, and they stink. Why do they like rolling in dead things?

Is it a smell? I don't know. It's more than a neck. Yeah. I don't get it. What number would you like on our Kudrona number list?

Look at Shannon. Yeah, that's why I thought we better hurry up. She looks like she's beginning to suffer hypothermia. What number? Pick a number between

what, seven? Seven's gone. Seven's gone. We'll go six. Six? Six, 35. Six, okay. Number six, please. Six is good. Can we go six? Six? Six, 35. Six. Okay. Number six, please.

Six is good. Here we go. Okay. Oh, she's really letting out some rage. Yeah. Oh, good, Shevan. Really losing a few kids. You just won the Oatbreaker Marina Base Lair

for $50. Yay! There we go. Nice. All right. Every caller gets a chance to smash a snowman this morning here at Kadrona. Don't forget as well, those Winter 2025 passes dropping next week from October 14. Some more messages in.

The X that pets give you. I am embarrassed for my 72kg Mastiff when I get home and he's crying. I'm like, Jesus, mate, you're supposed to be the tough, scary guy. What are you crying for? Big guy with the X there. My cat loves to lick us and it's yuck, face, feet, whatever it is, they'll lick.

I was just thinking about how gross it is when you get out of the shower and your cat rubs up against your wet leg and then you've got cat hair on your leg after a shower. That's yuck. Fletcher's cat slurps up his dirty shower water. That's why he makes us shower away the... Like Barry Keegan in Saltbird. Yeah, just like that.

Oh, my God, my cat is Saltbird. Yeah. Yeah, no, I have to run the soap down the drain because he just loves water. He's fascinated by it. My dogs are brother and sister and they lick each other's face and it looks like they're passionate

and it's like, it just gives me the big ick. It's his thing. Big ick, yeah. Fiona's called as well. Fiona, what is the ick that your animal gives you? Oh, good morning, guys, and happy birthday, Hayley. Thank you so much. Thank you, I know.

Wow, what a kiss-ass. I didn't forget, Fiona. It's called Botox, Fiona. Speaking of kiss-ass, yeah, my little dog, Fox Terrier Sally, she's quite attached to me, and so as soon as I leave the bedroom, she's straight on my pillow, another pillow story, straight on my pillow, likes to sleep up there, likes to lick her bum up there, and it's really gross.

And I try and get her off the image, like, back on there. So she's got a special pillow up there now, but I know that for a fact my pillow and her pillow definitely rub and yeah because I was going to say that dog needs its own pillow

but it's obviously still using yours and still it just mingles yeah it could also be worse because someone messaged in that their dog when they leave the house It's a boy dog Will hump their pillow To the point you know

Oh to the Oh no Yeah to the point And they'll get home And they've got a deposit On their pillow I know I wasn't going to read it

But then I thought Kind of got led into it Yeah we could have Fiona thank you Let's give you a Chance to win a prize No one's taken number one yet What number snowman do you want?

Snow person. Well, I was just thinking about number one, but I was thinking about number four or number one. Which one? Oh, God. I'd better go number four. Tough decision. Shannon, we need number four for Fiona, please. Currently

snowing. Snowing on Shannon as she smashes another snow person to reveal a laminated prize inside. You have just won a Kadrona merch pack and the Pillscast. They do good merch! Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Play ZM. Broadcasting the show this morning live from Kadrona.

It's Hayley's birthday. Kadrona invited us down because you said on air, just on a whim, that you hadn't had the chance to use your winter jackets. Of which there are many. You have many, and Auckland was not cold enough for you. So here we are up a mountain, and now you're cold. I'm cold.

I just put on my third jacket that I've been displaying on this trip. It's beautiful. Because it's frosty. We woke up to like stars in the sky. It's kind of clouded over now and we're getting a bit of snow. Like a little flurries. It's quite. I know.

Also a little worried we may be stuck up here because I didn't tick the chains box on the rental car. Because I was like, we don't need them. I actually feel safer up this snowy mountain than I did on the back seat of your car yesterday. That's the least of our car-based worries with you. Can I, for a start, before we even get to the mountain road, can we address the parallel park yesterday? Okay, I messed up the parallel park because do you know what? Can we also, prior to addressing the parallel park, address the 3.2? Okay.

Because that was embarrassing. Along the waterfront of Queenstown, it's hard to find a park, but the parks that are there are not time limited. And we needed that because we were heading over across the boat to Walter Peak on the TSS cold sores. Put some respect on us now. And we went looking for a park,

and then we couldn't find one for ages. And you saw one, and Vaughn was like, stop the car and got out and did the a-hole move of standing in the car park and reserving it for us. I didn't have to tell anybody I'm reserving this. They all just drove past. They knew. That's fine. At which point Fletch has to pull

a three-point turn in front of double oncoming traffic and does so aggressively. You reversed, I want to say faster, so forward, then reversed I want to say, faster. So forward, then reversed, I want to say, faster than forward. People were waiting. They were so far away. You can't do a three-point turn and take 10 minutes.

You reversed so fast, and then forward skidded. Yeah, good. And then pulled up to do the parallel park, of which I have famously said I said i'm i'm very very good the first time but but then i had all the back all the bags were in the back so i couldn't see out the back but then i got it i nailed it the second time i nailed it because i talked to you i talked you through it and the first time i could have done it you just needed to turn down hard yeah but then hayley was doubting me and I got really, I got like shamed.

He'd come in too sharp. He'd come in way too sharp. I got parallel park shamed. Yeah. It was horrible. And then we get in the car. And then we get in the car to come over the Crown Range. Yeah.

And that wasn't too bad. What, up here? No, no, no, over the Crown Range. So from Queenstown to Katrona Valley. That wasn't too bad. Acceptable because there was traffic so we couldn't go too fast. But then when he was coming downhill, he kept it in the low gear, and he kept blaming the car, but I feel like he could have changed that.

No, it's an automatic, Vaughan. Yeah, but I changed mine to an automatic, and I just changed it. Oh, it's a rental car. Now, the real problem started when we hit the gravel road, and bloody Hayden Patton over here was trying to get sideways out of every corner. And the turbo Škoda. The turbo Škoda's got a rumbly engine on it too.

So we were like boy racing up this place. Because our rental car is what the new police cars are. I think so. They're definitely Škodas. It's a Škoda. Man, it was... Handles well around the corners. Handles chill at some times. Look,

you guys can drive next time. I would love to drive. Well, your name's not on the thingy. Insurance. Calm down, Paul Walker. We could be stuck up here because it has started snowing.

It has. And like I mentioned before, I didn't tick the box for chains. That's all right. Because that was an extra like something dollars a day. Oh, and he's pinched

for cash. Yeah. Really struggling. This guy's really struggling. Really cost of living. Right. Play ZM's pinched for cash. Yeah. Really struggling. This guy's really struggling. Really cost of living. Right. Play ZM's Fleshborn and Hayley. 2020.

What a year. Well, 2019 was when the pandemic kind of kicked off and then 2020 was the worst of it for us. This is almost just triggering to talk about. I know. So let's not dwell on that too much because it was a weird time. We all got inside and we changed the way that we talk and work and live and do things.

They said the handshake would never come back. Remember that? They were like, the handshake will never be part of the human experience. Do you know, there are some great things about it because I went for like a shoulder specialist appointment last week. He's okay, everyone. And I'm, well, I don't know. Or dying.

And then I got an MRI and then I was like, oh my God, when am I going to get a follow-up? It's going to be months. I'm doing it don't know or die so I then and then I got an MRI and then I was like oh my god like when am I going to get a follow-up it's going to be months I'm doing it on video call like tomorrow that's good yeah that you can do like things where they're just giving you the results you don't need to go in they can just call you and do it on yeah I don't reckon that would have happened before the pandemic and I reckon that's a good thing yeah totally uh but we all develop quite a few habits from being locked up in our houses and uh people are sharing those habits that they've still got now in nearly 2025 drinking too much in moderation and drinking too much in moderation of course yeah i definitely increased in moderation the amount of drinks i have in moderation yeah

during the pandemic i moderated my moderation and it's on an upward trend. I did a hard moderate. Yeah. Getting in shape, a lot of people were like, I never worked out. And then I was bored and so I started working out

and now I still do that. I did and then I didn't. I did over the pandemic. But now, I probably weigh as much as I did when it freaked me out over the pandemic. But now I'm a bit like,

eh. The first one I got shredded because I'm an extrovert trapped in my house. And so I was like, what am I going to do? But the second one I just, yeah. But yeah, just seeing this thread and all of these responses. The at-home wardrobe, work-from-home wardrobe. This just kind of gave us

an idea. We want to open up the phone lines this morning. 0800 dials at any context room 9696. What are the post-pand post What are the habits Good talking What are the pandemic habits that you still do That's perfect Is that perfect

Can I have a go You have a go and I'll follow What habits did you develop During the pandemic That you continue to this day It's word wordy. It's wordy, but I don't hate it. Okay.

I'll have a go. Okay. During the COVID lockdown, when we were in the houses alone, when did you pandemic? I know it's your birthday today and maybe this is the age where maybe you're starting to lose it. Oh, no, I've lost the brain cell. Man, it is snowing. Poor Shannon. It's snowing hard. We'll get across to Shannon soon. Oh, look at her going out.

Every caller. It's the first time she's ever seen snow falling from the sky. She's very excited. Every caller this morning. Do you know what she told me just before when I was out there? She said, it's like frozen rain. And I said, it's not like frozen rain, Shannon. It is frozen rain. It is frozen rain. She really is special, isn't she? Oh, we love her.

Right now, though, we want to know, or did you have something else to say? No, I just said every caller gets to smash one of these Snowmen inside prizes still waiting for our main prize to be won as well. $5,000 trip to Kadrona. Yeah. Now, right now, we want to know, what is a habit that you developed

in the pandemic, the lockdowns that you still do to this day? Yeah. A lot of people sharing online like, oh, yeah, I developed this. Little habit. We asked on Instagram too. Some of the responses there. Standing six foot away from people online and I'd appreciate it if other people did

that too, not be right up the jacksy. Sarah says, I don't set an alarm anymore. Oh. Must be nice. Must be nice. Do you not have a job? Am I allowed to do that too? No

I just don't think I would wake up until 8 Lunchtime naps says Lexi And I assume that Lexi is just my wife Under her alternate account Jane, all the toasties Still loves a toasty Still loves a toasty I love eyeballing anyone who sneezes or coughs

And doesn't cover correctly Oh, that was me yesterday. Oh, you said the day before on the plane there was someone coughing. I was like, how do you? Yeah. Dirty. Excess toilet paper by buying it and using it, I mean. Oh, okay.

Playing music quite loudly when I poop because someone else might be home and I don't want them to hear me. Weekly loaf of banana bread baked for morning teas for work. I take it to work. Oh, wow. Still on the banana bread buzz. Okay, for work. I take it to work. Oh, wow. Still on the banana bread buzz. Okay, well, 0800 DALS at M. We're going to go to Kate.

Kate, what was your lockdown habit that you still have? Snacking, for sure. So, you know, like, 2020, you're working from home. You go to the pantry. You're not even that hungry, but you just go to the pantry and you look around for anything. You deserve it, you're working. I was pretty good with my three meals,

but now I have to have a snack drawer at work. It's so... I've just lived my entire life like that. Now, we need you to pick a number between 1 and 15. Okay. 2, we need you to pick a number between 1 and 15. Okay.

2, please. 2? 2 is free. Shannon, we have a request for the number 2 snowman. No. Okay. Inside is a little laminated card with your prize on it. Hang on.

Here we go. It's the Dragon Alliance goggles and $50 cap. Yes! There we go. Nice. Congratulations. Well done, Kate. Wait there, Anna.

Let's go to Anna. What is the lockdown habit that you still have, Anna? Oh, definitely online shopping. Yeah. Anything to avoid going to the supermarket with my husband. Oh, yeah. I was never an online supermarket shopper before the pandemic and now i'm like i do love it every now and then yeah no i just don't trust them to pick up they don't pick the best

they don't pick the best fruit i'm very picky on my friend i love to give every apple a good inspection yeah you know like i don't your avocados you know what you just said about online shopping listen to this cute text we got when lockdown was on i started doing online supermarket shopping for my grandparents because it was a bit much for them. Yeah. My grandfather has since passed away,

but my nana still sends me a photo of her shopping list every week and I still do her online shopping for her. Oh, that's such a nice thing to do for me. So cute. Now, pick a number between one and 15. Oh, can I go eight, please? Eight?

Eight? Eight's gone. No, that snowman is no longer with us. 16? 16? There's only 15. No, there's only 15. So what you've done there is you've gone above our allocated snowmen.

We're not going to go build another one. I can see a list here. I can tell you. What's that? 15? Yeah, 15's available. Radio it in, Vaughan. Shannon, a request for Snowman 15, please.

Over. You meant to say over and out. Here we go. He's a big boy. He's a big boy. He's got a big one. Okay. As, by the way, the snow is falling quite heavily here at Kadrona.

Who just won the new GoPro Hero? Whoa! Oh, GoPro! Woo! Yay, thank you. Congratulations. Well done. If you weren't already extreme, you're about to be.

Congratulations. Wait there, Jewel. We're listening to Jewel. We're listening to your namesake, Jewel. Yeah. Now, what is a lockdown habit that you still have, Jewel? I'm still doing my jumping rope. Oh, my God.

It's very popular on the Instagram. Yeah. Can you do any tricks, Jewel? I've seen those ones where they let go of the handle and then grab it again. No tricks. It's just a normal one. So I'm trying to do like a 500 every time I do my jumping rope.

500? Like 100, 100, 100. So, yeah. Oh, my God. What is he saying? Are the calves looking good? Are the calves looking popping? Yeah, sometimes.

Like, it's really like pumping your height so fast. Yeah, okay. Oh, that's good. Okay, what numbers do we have left, Vaughan? I've got 1, 5, 10, and 14. Can I have the 11, please? No, it wasn't on my list. 1, 5, 10, or 14? Can I have the 11, please? No, I didn't. It wasn't on my list. 1, 5, 10 or 14?

1, 5. Can I have the 5? You can have the 5. Yeah, number 5. Jule would like number 5 of our snow people. Over and out. Over and out. Number 5. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Someone's walking past me like, what's she doing?

I have this one. I can draw in a merch package. Yeah, well done oh, oh. Someone's walking past me like, what's she doing? I have this one. I can draw in a merch pack. I had $50 cash. Yeah, well, I enjoyed that. Ask Shannon how she's feeling in the snow. How's that snow, Shannon? We can't hear you. I forgot to take my finger off the button.

No, communication issues. I blame the snow. It was a horn issue. You let this poor young woman out in the snow. Sorry, how is it going out there in the snow, Shannon? It's very cold. Someone just asked me if I work here, but I'm wearing light denim jeans, so I don't

wear light denim jeans. Yeah, no, Kedrona staff do not wear light denim jeans. Okay, some messages in. Just to finish up, I keep buying fancy cheese. I deserve that in lockdown. Hell yeah. Yeah, and I still do. I always spray liquid hand sanitizer on my hands when I get in the car.

Somebody else said they always look for the hand sanitizer in the shops. Oh, yeah. I still isolate. I hate going out and avoiding it at all costs. Not for the fear of illness. I just don't like people. Yeah, I think that happens to a lot of people out there. Like, how good's home?

My brothers and I built a makeshift frisbee golf course on my parents' property. We still dabble. We'll have a weekly or fortnightly game of frisbee golf. That's nice. Working in my dressing gown from home. Scrolling aimlessly through TikTok. Yeah, the old aimless scroll really became a daily habit, didn't it?

I think that's... I think it's brought the three of us closer together. Yeah. Fact of the Day is next. All this week, it's, I think it's brought the three of us closer together. Yeah. Fact of the day is next, or this week, it's facts about things that were banned or are banned around the world. Play ZM's Fletchford and Ailey.

Play ZM. It is Taylor Tuesday, and Sarah, you are the first caller through. You are in the draw to see Taylor Swift on the Error Store. Good luck. Oh, thank you so much. Oh my gosh.

And you're there with your daughter, Molly. Does that mean that you have to take her? Apparently, yeah. That absolutely depends on her behaviour and attitude. She sounds like a lovely girl. She does. She's a teenager who got up at six.

Oh, Jesus, that's unheard of. Give her a medal. Man, people are emotional's unheard of. Yeah, that's unheard of. Give her a medal. Man, people are emotional about going in the draw, aren't they? It's insane. Hey, congratulations in the draw. Thanks to United Airlines in flying nonstop from Auckland and Christchurch to the USA exploring more than 200 destinations across the Americas.

And every caller that gets on air gets to smash one of our snowmen here at Kadrona. We've got number one, number 10, and number 14 left. Which would you like? Number one, please. Number one. You've got a one in three chance. It's Molly, isn't it? Yeah, Molly's the daughter.

Sarah is the mother. Shannon, we've got a request here from Sarah and Molly to smash number one snowperson, please. Go. One in three chance of the big one as well. Oh my gosh. It is the Dragon Alliance sunglasses and $50 cap.

Okay, there we go. Congratulations. Right now though, it is time for Fact of the Day. Day, day, day, day. Is that the highest Fact of the Day jingle ever sung? It was a hard breath in, I think, because of the altitude.

Because of the altitude training. Oh my God, speaking of the altitude, the bags of chips all get all puffed up. I know. My bag of chips is like puffed up too. I was like, what the hell? Why is this bag of chips

all puffed up? Like in the room. Did you not see the bag of chips? I saw it. Why aren't you amazed by it? Because I've been in a car, I've brought a bag of chips up in the car before.

And it just did it. I just didn't know why. Me neither. I was so amazed. Yeah. Like it's like at any time the ban could pop open. But it's also a kick in the nuts reminder of how much air is in a bag of chips. Predominantly.

More chips, less air. It's ban week here at Fact of the Day. Things that are banned around the world. Unusual bans. And this ban, while it was put in place a little while ago, is still standing in Canada. Okay. You are not allowed to pay for anything in Canada with more than 25 pennies at once. Oh, yeah.

That's a good rule. It was a ban because they wanted to take pennies out of circulation. In 2012, they stopped printing them. Yep. And in 2013, they brought in this rule. You're not allowed to just like dump all your pennies on a retailer. This is one cent, right? Yeah, yeah.

The equivalent of like a one cent. Yeah. Yeah coin yeah so you're going to buy a 50 purchase and pay with it all for pennies no do you know all those people would could be giving change if they had change for a penny they had to give the pennies back out and so they then rather than one large collection of pennies the pennies got spread far and wide and were harder to recall does that make sense yeah i get what you're saying yeah whereas if you had 50 of the pennies got spread far and wide and were harder to recall. Does that make sense? Yeah, I get what you're saying. Yeah, whereas if you had $50 worth of pennies, they were encouraging you to take them to the bank. Yeah.

Cash them in for the denomination, however much it came to, and then they would then send the pennies for destruction. Right. To take them out of circulation. I thought it was because, you know, although you see every now and again the odd news story or a video of someone that gets a parking ticket. Yeah. And as an FU to the council, they wheelbarrow in $200 and one cent coins.

Yeah. They go to the bank and they get them out. Yeah. But it's legal tender, so they have to accept it. Yeah. And they have to count it. What are the rules around that now? Because speaking of post-pandemic, a lot of places don't take cash.

And there was always like, you have to, you legally have to. Yeah. I've seen a few places, even in the last few days, people, oh, no, we don't take cash and there was always like you have to you legally yeah i've seen um a few places like like even in the last few days people oh no we don't accept cash yeah and i i don't know because they're a private business right so they kind of get to but whereas when you're paying a fine that's a government department or a local council yeah but you could choose to refuse it if you're i don't know what the deal is with the private sector. Why don't you know that, Vaughan?

You know, that's really frustrated me. I've fallen behind on my business studies. Keep up on your legislation, please. No, I really, I really get myself down. I'd like to apologise to everybody. Yeah, so you should. Especially my parents. What a letdown to have a son who doesn't know legislation.

Oh, they've been disappointed. Currency legislation. Currency legislation. So today's, and by the way, this still stands. They don't reckon there's many pennies out there in circulation, but it's still an ongoing rule. Not many pennies? Not many pennies.

How many pennies? Not many pennies. Not many, many, many, many pennies at all. Not many, many pennies. So today's fact of the day is in order to phase out the penny in Canada, they made a ban on paying for anything with more than 25 pennies at once. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Broadcasting the show from Kadrona.

And we're here because Hayley just said on a whim it's so cold up here sometimes it's hard to speak. I know. You were kind of bemoaning the fact that you didn't get to use your winter jacket.

It's been quite a balmy winter in Auckland particularly where I live and I have some I'll say not cheap jackets. They've got no use. You're going to be out

there in the snow, because it is snowing right now. I've never seen it snow like this. I'm going to put on the Russian one with this. Oh yes, yes. The one with the fur. It's very Moscow. Beautiful. Now, and we started the show with 15 snowmen, because Katrona have given us a bunch of prizes while we're here broadcasting.

Every caller on air this morning gets a snowman. And there are only two left, so we decided we'll open up the phone lines and finish this off now. And we have joining us, I believe, Zorana and Dave. Good morning, Zorana. Hi. What snowman would you like? We've got two left.

Okay. Last I heard was one 10 and 14, but which two are left now? Which is one 10 and 14? Which one's gone? It's 10 and 14, but which two are left now? Which is doing it? One, 10, and 14. Which one's gone? It's 10 and 14, isn't it? Because one... Oh, no, no.

Yeah, 10 and 14. Yes. 10 and 14. No pressure, right? Okay, let's go with 10. Okay, and that means, Dave, you get the last remaining one. 14. Come in, Shannon, over out there in the absolute puke and snow.

Over. Julie, Poppy. Yeah, Roger, we're getting really good on walkie-talkies. She's really freezing. Zorana wanted... Oh, we've just lost Zorana. Zorana. We've just heard from HQ that Zorana's lines dropped off.

Oh, no. Which one did you want, Dave? We'll go with 14. 14. Dave would want, Dave? We'll go with 14. 14. Dave would like... Dave is going to go for 14. We've just lost Zorana, Shannon, so Dave's on 14. We're going for Dave number 14. Here I go.

God, poor Shannon. Look at her. Let's see if we can get Zorana back. That's sad, isn't it? Dave, you have just won a $50 cash and a Kudrona merch pack. Yeah, they do good merch. Which means which means Dave, Zorana must

have the snowman with the major prize pack in it, given that that's the only one left. We've lost her. Zorana! Zorana! Zorana! We've got to get Zorana. Yeah. We've got to get Zorana because it was her rightful prize.

The thing is, if this name was just like a Melanie or a Hayley or a Julie, you could just... Well, Hayley's a unique name. Well, it's not really. It's not really. It's Zorana. Because, you know, we had locked in Zorana and she was picking a snowman. Ah. And she picked the winning snowman.

She did and she scored. And then she lost it. Which is a trip for two to Queenstown from anywhere in New Zealand to experience Aotearoa's biggest ski resort, Kadrona, in winter 2025, which is, it's getting even bigger. Yeah, it is. I believe we're trying to get hold of Zorana. Soho is the new area that's opening up.

As soon as the season closes, we were shown exactly where it's going. It's 150 hectares, which, to put into layman's terms, 150 more rugby fields of scalable area. Could you put a rugby field into a layman's term for me as well? It's 120 metres long by about 50-something metres wide. Can you put sort of metres and stuff into layman's terms? How many

goalposts will there be in the Soho Basin? Whoa, there would be 300. You won't want to scale to one of those. Given that there's two sets of goalposts on each rugby field and there's 150 rugby fields. Zorana has also won the flight's accommodation for three nights, a rental car, two-day lift passes. I believe we've got her back on the line.

Zorana, hello. Hello. Oh, my God. Zorana, you're back. Where'd you go? Zorana, you won. And then you hung up on your mum. Oh, my goodness.

Crazy. Look, just quickly, we've got flights from anywhere in New Zealand to Kadrona. We've got accommodation for three nights, a rental car. Do get the chance because I opted not to and now it's snowing. We've got a two-day lift pass, ski or snowboard equipment, and a one-day premium private lesson experience at Kadrona Alpine Resort. This is all worth $5,000. Congratulations.

Oh, my God. Thank you so much. She made the snow. And this person literally stayed out there waiting for you to ring back Zorana. So, Shannon, do you want to smash that snowman, even though we know exactly what's in it, please? We can't hear you. It's all the wheels are falling off.

The wheels are falling off. There it is. Yeah. She felt the snowman as she was out there doing it like that. She needed to smash. falling off. The wheels are falling off. There it is. Yeah. Where are you at? Where are you at? Look, watch. She felt the snowman as she was out there doing her little thing.

She nearly just smashed it. She nearly froze to death for us this morning. She's done well, Shannon. Zorada, congratulations. Well done. Thank you. Thanks so much.

Oh, my God. Yeah, thank you as well to Kadrona for having us and I believe you're going to try and get a run in. I am going to try and get a run in. Can you hurry up

because I think we might get stuck here because I didn't bring the chains okay right here what a boohoo if we have to get stuck here right next so we have i actually i wouldn't be mad about it play zed m's fletch fawn and hayley oh i forgot the name rachel rachel five seconds ago well no because then i said taylor and then i said hayley and vaughn and my name and actually a lot of names and it kind of erased the Rachel from my memory. But Rachel, good morning. Hello.

I measured if that wasn't a name. She's like, yeah, it's Casey, but whatever. Rachel, congratulations. You're in the draw to see Taylor Swift on the last show of the Errors Tour in Vancouver, December 8th. Yes, thank you. Yes. Good luck.

Flying United Airlines as well If you were in there flying non-stop from Auckland and Christchurch To the USA exploring more than 200 destinations Across the Americas Four minutes away from nine Yesterday we had an amazing day It was actually Vaughan's idea And then Real New Zealand hooked us up

Got us over to Walter Peak It's one of my funnest It's one of my funnest ways to spend a day in Queenstown. Because I've always seen the steamship cold slaw. And I'm always like, that looks cool. I've been on it once, but not

just when it was docked. And I had a camera in my face. So it was nice to do it properly. Yeah, see the steam engine working and stuff? Oh my God. The boys shoveling coal into the hole. That was amazing to watch. Is that a euphemism?

No, that's a technical term. No, that's a technical term. Stoker. They were stoking. Yeah, you can go right in there and see them working and all the pistons and it's insane. And then you get dropped off at our Walter Peak station. Where we had a delicious buffet lunch.

We were going to take some cuttings from the garden, weren't we? We checked it out. There was a hydrangea-esque kind of green thing. Need to Google that. Yeah. I don't know if you can just take things from other people's gardens. Can't frown upon them. But the restaurant's known for its meats, like barbecued meats,

like over a coal grill. It was bloody delicious. Charcoal grill. Don't cook with coal. Charcoal, sorry. Charcoal. And we had chicken. Well, Vaughan had them all. You had duck. You had the little duck parfait. No, rabbit. Rabbit.

Rabbit parfait. Chicken. Yep. Pork. Yep. Two types of pork. Two types of pork. Pork, sausage and pulled pork. Lamb. Beef. Beef. And you had some mussels. So we went meat cray cray. Yeah. Two types of pork, pork sausage and pulled pork, lamb, beef. And you had some mussels. So we went meat cray cray. The lamb in particular was delicious. It was delicious.

And then afterward, filled ourselves up. Oh, and the steamed pudding. Always worth a mention, the steamed pudding. Shout out to the steamed pudding. Sticky day pudding. After which, we did the little farm walk, and we saw lambs. Like 10 of them. Oh, my God, they were so cute.

The people working there were like... Ashley. Ashley was like, do you want to pick one up? We were like, yeah. Yeah, let's do it. So we picked up these lambs and they were like sucking on our fingers like they were a little teat.

Yeah. And they were like... They were making the cutest little... And they were real fluffy and like soft to hold. So soft and sweet and delicious. And then we were like oh my god like they were kissing like kissing around our faces and i was like oh my god what if they can smell their sibling in my mouth because i'd literally just finish eating their family member yeah i had lamb breath you just literally finished we'd all finish

eating lamb yeah and these little lambs were up there being like we thought they were being like you're so cute i love you human but they'll probably be like is that sam like yeah what's that smell is that sad my sister yeah yeah oh my god well it tore at my heart a little bit i don't like to know my animals that i eat yeah i like to keep it anonymous whereas when you had zero problem with this growing up on the farm well it's just like that lamb would not be have been in your arms if it wasn't being bred for the purpose of eating. It was you saw where it was living.

I would love to be living somewhere as beautiful as that and then one day all of a sudden I wasn't and I didn't know what happened. That's the dream scenario. And then if I could provide nutrition to those around there after I pass, that would also be a great way to give. Let's say that you

the three of us end up on a desert island. You may provide nutrition. I would provide nutrition enough to keep you going and get you home to see your loved ones. That's actually really nice. But if we're eating someone first, it's Fletch. Why? He's genuine. He doesn't have anyone to come home to. He's got the least amount of fat on him. You'd eat me first. I'm a woman.

Physiologically, I carry more fat. Right. You'd eat me first. I'm a woman. Physiologically, I carry more fat. Right. Yeah, but how soon are we eating? Yeah, maybe you should eat. 24 hours. You should kill and eat me first because then you two would have to procreate to build up the planet's population.

Kill me. I'll kill myself. No, it's not that. Happy birthday, by the way. Thanks. What a great end to the show. Oh, yeah. And Hayley's birthday Happy birthday Hayley Thank you as well to Kadrona who have had us

For the last couple of days It's absolutely incredible Can we go kick around in the mountain for an hour or so Yes but not too long Because again I will say I didn't tick the chains box at the rental car company But you did tick the full insurance box. So let's just skid on that.

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