ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 8th September 2023

Episode Date: September 7, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. The Fletchbourne and Hayley Big Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Good morning, welcome to the show, Fletchbourne and Hayley. Happy Friday. Happy Friday. Happy Friday. I'm off to Hamilton tonight after the show for the 7 Days Live Tour.

Yeah, nice. Love the Tron. I was going to say, you're weeks late for the Warriors game that was in Hamilton. Oh, I know, I I know. Devastated. Devastated. And a big up the wars. A huge up the wars. A huge sporting weekend.

We are going to need all of your wars to be up. Because Sean Johnson's out. Sean Johnson's out with Cartham. And the All Blacks play France tomorrow in the opening of the... No one cares about that, mate. It's all about the Warriors. It's all about the 13 men. We can't turn our back on the boys.

No, but once the Warriors lose, everyone will be back into the World Cup. Hey! Well, the Warriors aren't going to lose, so the World Cup's never going to take over. How dare you, sir?

Are you all right, Paul? Are you all right? I'm going to need a special up the wise from you to show you so I'm bored. Like, he cares. Excuse me? You're just on the bandwagon.

I care. You'll be off the bandwagon as soon as it's over. I care. No, that's me. I'll do that. Yeah, okay. Do you know, I found out

my Warriors jersey is a pre-Sea, like pre-the Warriors even being an official team Warriors jersey. Because it's got a different little badge on it. Right. A whole lot of these, like, you know, your train spotters, the jersey spotters are like, where'd you get that from? I was like, my granddad, I think, bought me this

when the Warriors were announced as a little nipper. When you're a little nipper. A little fella. Yeah, right. So good. Yeah, and he bought it with a bit of room to grow into it, you see, which is good. Do you fit it? Just.

Just. Just. The nipples would be popping. But it'll be on tomorrow night. He knew there was a bit of room to grow. Oh, he knew. He knew. At the Waz.

The top six coming up. Yeah, the top six celebrities you don't want at your wedding. Kanye West. The K word. I was going to say the K word. Oh yeah, Kanye's crashed a wedding. There's all sorts of words

that could be there. And he was like showing his butt crack last week. Yeah, he got banned permanent like for life from gondolas in Venice or something

because they were like have some decorum. And he's got a new girlfriend and wife. Wife. Wife? Well, they're not married.

They're not married. They've had a ceremony and it's wife in quotations. It's been nice having a break from Kanye News. It's actually been really nice. It's been really nice. Well, I was reluctant. For some reason, he's popping his head up.

I was reluctant to do it, but the top six other celebrities you wouldn't want just popping up at your wedding. Yeah. There's a new product. Kmart. Kmart Inbound. Is this Kmart Australia?

I think it is Kmart Australia, but it's also here. It's got house fire written all over it. Yeah, alarm bells are ringing for me. But people are so excited about this product. No one more than our two girlies at the social media and producers desk. We'll get into that soon. But next on the show, you'd say the king of YouTube. Yeah, Mr. Beast.

He's a very analytical man. He's a clever boy. He's really smart. He's a very clever boy. But he's worked out one way to get people to watch his videos longer. So if you make videos and you want your social media to go off, this is one big tip from Mr. Beast.

Next. Play. ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Jimmy Donaldson, born May 7th, 1998. Otherwise known as Mr. Beast. 1998, so he just turned 25, and the guy's one of the most... Are you kidding me? Yep, one of the most...

He's only 25? Yeah, I knew he was young. His facial hair should have been the giveaway. Plus, patch it, places. He's got a good beard, and he throws a bit of shade at people that can't grow a beard, doesn't he? Oh. Places. He's got a good beard and he throws a bit of shade at people that can't grow a beard, doesn't he?

Oh yeah, but Jimmy's got a full head of hair. So that's the trade off you often have to make. Yeah. But Mr. Beast, he's a very analytical man. You might just be thinking

he's out there making fun videos, giving people Teslas and $10,000 at a time. But he's a clever boy and he thinks about everything. He said he has done some experiments using videos of his. The thumbnail, he'll put it up with his mouth open. Yep.

Then a little while later, he'll change it to mouth closed and see which gets more or got more views during what time, how long people watched it for. Right. And then he did it the other way around. It started with the mouth closed, then a mouth open. Did a whole lot of different sort of experiments. When his thumbnail has his mouth closed, he gets more views.

Oh, no. For longer. Because I'm a big mouth open girl. That's interesting because sometimes videos will be like people in shock or just laughing and they're just like, ah, with their mouth open. He's not in shock or just laughing and they're just like, ah, with their mouth open. He's not in any of these laughing. It's more, um,

teeth. Wow. A lot of teeth. Oh, right. That's how I smile though. Oh, wow. Okay. So like that,

this is my smile. I'm always mouth open. Ah, hang in time. Yeah. Well, Mr. Beast is like, no.

my teeth look good. I spent so much money on these teeth. I went top and bottom out. You can still have your teeth out because the ones where his mouth's shut, you can still see his teeth. Like that. Right.

What are you doing that for? Because that's how you see all my teeth with my mouth closed. Oh, you want all the teeth to be on show? Yeah, that's why you do that. You need to practice smiling. If you look at, I was just going through my Instagram to look. I'm mouth open all the time. That's my go-to smile is just mouth open.

Well, maybe you need to shut that mouth. You can't say that to a woman in 2023. I think maybe close your mouth and set the light. No, you just told a female broadcaster to shut her mouth. I'm just saying for more likes. In the workplace. I'm just saying for more likes. Are we clocking this?

Yeah. Have we clocked this? A Maori female broadcaster. A Maori female broadcaster. Has been told to shut her mouth. I'm just saying for more likes. In the workplace. I'm just saying for more likes. Are we clocking this? Yeah. Have we clocked this? A multi-female broadcaster. A multi-female broadcaster. A young, multi-female broadcaster. What's that, David Seymour? David Seymour said that? Yes, young.

Younger than you. Shut up by 10 years. Young and then, you know, asterisk, bottom of the page by comparison. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go to the social media desk. Shannon. Yeah.

Chandelier pyjamas. What do you think of this Mr. Beast finding about the mouth closed or the mouth shutting, shutting the mouth? I think it really depends on the video because how I'll go for it is I want the photo to represent how I want the person to feel watching it. So if they're shocked, I want Fletch to be like, whoa.

And if it's funny, I want Hayley to laugh. And if it's kind of sad, I want Vaughn crying. Oh, yeah, right. You know what I mean? When Vaughn cries, it's a good day. So do you notice a thumbnail? Do you think a thumbnail matters? I think it does on TikTok especially now because they're boomerangs.

Right. So the movement's really important. So finding a part where you guys are being all dynamic. That's why I tell you to dance, monkeys. Yeah, you do tell us to dance, monkeys. You're right. It does well for us. Okay.

Yeah. There you go. Well, if you're putting up anything on Instagram or TikTok or whatever, yeah, mouth closed, mouth closed, open, shopped, dance. Look, I don't know. Reflecting the vibe of the video, I think is the best. But in the examples he's got, his mouth was unnecessarily open. He's got a weird mouth.

Okay, I can see maybe this is different. I also think his photos in his thumbnails are edited. Yeah. Oh, so deeply. Heavily photoshopped. So MrBeast is the most subscribed individual and the second most subscribed channel on YouTube. 181 million

subscribers as of September 2023. What's the first most subscribed? It's a T-Series. It's an Indian music category. Dude, is that Johnny Yes Papa? 248 million. What is it? T-Series. Yeah, so like way, Johnny, Yes Papa. 248 million.

What is it? T-Series. Yeah, so like way, way ahead. I think it's the kids one. I think it's the kids one. Right, okay. Yeah, so that's

Oh no, maybe not. That's number one. Next on the show. Don't point to me, I'm shutting my mouth. That's not the kids one. That's not the kids one. Okay, right.

You can, oh, can I give you permission? No. Now you're telling her when to speak Now you're just saying Dance Mikey Dance, Speak Woman Speak

When I say that you can Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley So I just saw this product It's like a dry Like a Kmart drying Rack Cocoon thing Oh yeah that's a good way Do you know what I mean Haymart drying rack cocoon thing.

Oh, yeah, that's a good one. Do you know what I mean? It's like a cocoon. I'm trying to find a photo of it. It's like a rack that you would hang your clothes on and then you put a cocoon around it and then it heats it up and moves air around it. Kind of like a mini hot air balloon that you put in the lounge.

Yeah. God damn it, keep an eye on that thing. The minute I saw it, I was like, oh no, someone's going to forget about that, go to work. It's going to heat it up. It's going to catch fire. Yeah, they're calling it a portable clothes dryer. It's a stand and it conveniently dries your clothes by moving air around. Now, it's available in New Zealand right now, stock available.

My came out of choice. And you put it in and it kind of is supposed to dry your clothes faster. So is it, it's just for a few garments. It's not like a whole clothes rack. Yeah, I think it's got like four or five little spokes that you would hang a coat hanger from. Right. So say like three little shirts or something.

So you could dry some pants or a shirt like really quickly before you're going out because you forgot to do washing. Yeah, but I was going to say like, you know, maybe good because when I do washing, I'll put most of our stuff in the dryer, but there's a few dresses I have that I would never put in the dryer.

And then you just have to, I just dry them by the fire or hang them by a heater or hang them outside or whatever. But I don't know if we still have to do this because it still goes to 85 degrees. What? The drying temperature. 85 degrees?

Celsius? Yes. That's crazy. That's very hot. That is hot. How is it, is it like a fan heater at the bottom? Yeah, and it pushes air around like a fan bake oven. You're slowly baking your clothes.

Okay. Circulates hot air around your clothes. But people have been raving and going crazy over this. Oh, my God. They're like, it's amazing. I'm trying to read some reviews on the New Zealand website. Great product. Even dries jeans.

Now, that takes a lot. Can't take a lot of clothing, but great to dry school clothes in a hurry and doesn't use as much electricity as a tumble dryer. Highly recommend. Double as a cloth era by taking off the tent if you don't need to use the heating function. Oh, yeah, you didn't know. Well, that's just a clothes horse, isn't it?

Yeah, right. Now you've got a clothes horse. Can you organise reviews by like low stars? There's two reviews. It's a new product. Oh, okay, right. Literally. But two great reviews.

Two great reviews so far. No offense. And I've got Kmart products and appliances. This seems scary. Yeah, that's not something you go out and leave on. I want to say the legs look spindly. Yep. And if it moved too much air around,

I'd be nervous that it would blow itself over and catch my house on fire. But amazing for when you've forgotten to clean. Yeah, a couple of socks and maybe a shirt. Yeah, rather than buffing them in the dry, you just put it in here. Play ZM's Fletchborn and Hayley. From the bustling ZM think tank. This is the top six.

Hello there. Kanye West has just popped into a wedding. Uninvited. No thanks. Is a real do you know who I am person. Got that big energy, yeah. Yeah. I mean, is he dropping off a very, very expensive wedding present? Yeah.

Because. If he's going to pay for the wedding. Yeah, yeah. I miss early Kanye. When the music was great. I don't miss any Kanye. Now that I'm a Swifty, I've hated him from day one. Oh, okay.

Wow. She's a Swifty. Yep. Would have had some time for a pre-2009. Yeah. Look at the top six other celebrities you don't want at your wedding. Okay. And the reasons henceforth.

Because they're stealing the limelight. This happens all the time. You bet. Celebrities crash weddings. It's not your day. It's not their day. Although, would you say no if... Unless they just pop in real quick for a hello and a photo and then they're gone.

Yeah. Someone like Tom Hanks or Keanu Reeves. Yeah, Tom Hanks. A nice celebrity. You'd be like, absolutely, come on in. Absolutely. George Clooney. Yeah.

You know? Pull up a pew. Misha Barton. Okay. You know? I mean, the whole one, any of the cast of The O.C.

Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Which is 20 years since The O.C. started. I don't know if anybody did the maths on that. It's 20 years. Don't say that.

The top six celebrities you don't want at your wedding. Number six on the list, Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox. I think they'd be like licking each other. They would lick each other. They'd have a fight because every wedding's got that couple that has a bit of a barney. Because, wow, too much drink or not enough drink. And too much sort of love.

Yeah. Yeah, so no, that's a big no. Number five on the list of the top six celebrities you don't want at your wedding, James Corden. He'd be trying to get like a chorus line going the whole time. They're trying to crack jokes. Yeah, just... And then anybody else want to say anything at the reception?

And he's like, oh, I've got something. I've got something. Oh, okay. Oh my God, you're James Corden. It's really coming along. Wasn't he hanging out with Harry Styles recently? I was like, come on, Harry Styles. That buddy, buddy.

Keep better friends. Number four on the list of the top six celebrities you don't want at your wedding, DJ Khaled. What, because he'd say his name? Because he'd be just screaming his name over a song at the reception. You're just trying to get into a bit of John Farnham's The Voice, a wedding absolute staple. The Grease Megamix. And he's like, one more. DJ Kelly.

Yeah, that would be it. Number three on the list of the top six celebrities you don't want at your wedding are Gwyneth Paltrow. Because she's got big make you open her wedding gift in front of everybody energy. Yeah. Yeah. And then it would be a Yoni steamer or something. Yeah, you look across and you're like, no, Nana!

And Gwyneth's got Nana cornered and she's talking to her about steaming her vagina. She's already started steaming it for Nana. Yeah. You're like, oh God, Nana, oh my God, no. She's got delicate skin. Gwyneth, no. Gwyneth, hands off Nana. Number two on the list of the top six celebrities

you don't want at your wedding. Any YouTuber. Yeah. Any YouTuber. You want Mr. Beast there? They'd be videoing everything. He'd come with a full camera crew. That would be the worst.

Yeah. And a challenge. Yeah. And giving out Teslas and such at the wedding reception if you can do a certain thing. And then he'd be doing some sort of competition to the last wedding guest standing. Gets $10,000 or something. And number one on the list of the top six celebrities you don't want in your wedding,

you don't want Taylor Swift. And that's actual fact. You saw what happened to that guy. Yeah. Everybody was just storming at the windows. It was like having a wedding

in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. Yeah. The zombies were just slamming into the walls outside. No one's going to care about you or the bride. They're not going to give a goddamn. No.

It'll be all about Taylor Swift. Not at all. That's today's top six. Well, rumours on Reddit have been confirmed by Spotify to various news outlets that they are at the moment testing lyrics for premium users

only. Oh, get a grip. Boo. So the lyrics pop up and it highlights it's basically like karaoke on the go. Yep. Because if you've ever used because you've got a Samsung, the Spotify app there is

on the TV is so great when you're drinking with friends and you put on bangers and then... You've lost me. You put the lyrics up. They're singing. It's like karaoke. Sorry, friends in my house singing.

Friends in my house singing. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's loud. Gurley, producer Gurley's big fan of the lyrics. Absolutely, yeah. Yeah, I love learning lyrics by it. Just keep re-watching it and watching it until I know it. My dad does this,

learns lyrics but he learns them in a book and he tabs, my dad's a big Bob Dylan fan and he tabs his favourite songs and he goes through and he learns them. That's cute.

That's really sweet, isn't it? Really sweet. But I think it's a good feature as well because sometimes, there's songs I love to death and I don't know the words. And you've been singing them wrong. I know the shape of the words.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right at who won't you want to go down for a hey? And you're like, that's the words. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, that's not the words. And then you've got headphones on and you're singing them and someone who's listening, it's a great game for them, they're trying to work out what song you're singing.

Yeah, what's right and down to the who hey? You're like, well, that's a Taylor Swift song. Or you look at the lyrics for a song that you've known for years and years and you've always been singing a couple of words wrong. You're like,

I never knew that was the words. Excuse me? Yeah. But yeah, so apparently it's coming. You're going to have to be a premium member to get the lyrics.

Yeah, same. But, you know, I have lots of friends who use the free feature. Yeah. Do they still do ads? Yeah When you're like playing And then it's like

Join Spotify premium For da da da da la Yep Right They still do Well let's get a plug in For iHeartRadio Because you can

Listen to the show Live Yeah And if you need to work Sneakily I know a lot of people Are doing this Sneakily listen to

The iHeartRadio app for the Taylor Swift songs. The first one's coming up at 8 o'clock midday and then at 4. Today's the last day as well. And then we kick into the $25,000 cash catch up next week. Same times, 8, midday and 4. It's your chance to win a heap of cash. Trace a little... Didn't have my headphones up loud enough. Trace a little pole. I was little pole. Today's silly little pole. Didn't have my headphones up loud enough.

Today's silly little pole. I was yelling and I could hardly hear myself. Today's silly little pole. Are you getting up early Saturday to watch the All Blacks? The France. No. In the Rugby World Cup. Yeah, so quarter past seven kickoff tomorrow morning.

Yeah, the start of the World Cup. It goes for weeks. So what if there's quarter past seven kickoff? It's seven o'clock, Hucka. It's the weekend, man. It's the freaking weekend. Somebody, some message is in. Someone said, never mind the ABs, up the Waz.

Tomorrow's the Waz day. Yeah, right up the Waz tomorrow night. Sean Johnson's out. Oh, my God. We'll be all right. We'll be all right. I hope they do it for Shawnee. Shawnee J.

Someone messaged saying, heading to one of the lads' house, who's single. Single lads' house, perfect place for this, because the missus isn't going to want you dragging your dirty mates around to her house at that time in the morning. Exactly. For a breakfast barbecue and a couple of three lemonades and watch the ABs. Have I missed you giving the poll results?

No, no, I'm reading texts. I haven't even gotten to the poll results, because we talked about this on air as a tease. Oh, moments ago. Okay. And people text it and I'll be definitely,

listen to this one, I'll be definitely getting up to watch the All Blacks play and Tonga when they play. I have a nephew who plays for the All Blacks and his brother plays for Tonga.

Oh my God, what a proud family. Sporting family. Oh, you better bloody be getting up to watch it. What are you, the Stephenses? Oh my God, I watched a little bit

of that last game, the South African game. It's so boring now, the Stevenses? I got up to, well, I watched a little bit of that last game, the South African game. It's so boring now, rugby. Like, the refs stopping every, it's like, ref B, mate. You're talking about ref B. It's every five minutes

stopping and they check something on the big screen. Five seconds. It's, it's, yeah. Yeah.

But then the refs can't win. Damned if you do, damned if you don't. If you don't check it, you will be wrong and then you're to blame. If you do check it and it wasn't there, then you're an idiot for wasting everybody's time. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

39% of people said, yep, bring it on, I'll be getting up. And 61% said, no way, I'll watch the replay. Also, I mean, I'll be awake anyway. I wake up at like 5 or 6 a.m. every day. It doesn't matter. Yeah, true. You could just pop it on in the background. Yeah, pop it on.

Alice said, came all the way to France for it. Oh, okay. This person's in France. Ham says, mostly because they live in the UK. Is this person's name Ham? Ham Samuelson. Oh, Ham. Ham, yeah. Ham, Ham. I like to call Hamish's hams. Ham. Ham Samuelson. Oh, Ham. Ham, yeah.

Ham. Ham. Ham. I like to call Hamish's hams. Ham. Okay. Mostly because I live in the UK, but you know what I will be getting up for? The Waz.

Up the Waz. Up the bloody Waz. I don't know, we should have done an All Blacks v Waz. Yeah. It's got to be the Waz. Right now, the Waz is a cultural moment. Yeah, they've got momentum, haven't they? Neither says Mason.

If I wanted to watch a bunch of grown men running around in little boy shorts trying to score, I'll take my mates to the pub. Bloody hell. He's let them have it, hasn't he? He's let everybody have it, his mates and the ABs. And everybody that plays rugby all wear shorts. Hayley said 7.15 is an early. Suck it up people. Start your day with the AB wins and finish

it up with the whys. The whys. You even make a nice cooked breakfast. Have some mimosas. Yeah. Hell yes. Now I'm back in. Now you're in. Now you're interested. Now I've got omelette and mimosa. Brianna says end of week 8 as a primary

school teacher and nearing the end of production season There's no way I'm giving up valuable sleep time I'm sorry Okay Okay Kennessy says I didn't know it was on What time?

7.15 kick off, Kennessy See you there Bree said Watch it in bed So if it's a repeat of last week I'll just turn it off and go back to sleep Yep Good idea Yeah, that's actually a good idea It said watch it in bed. So if it's a repeat of last week, how would you turn it off and go back to sleep? Yeah.

Good idea. Yeah, that's actually a good idea. Yeah. Well, good luck. World Cup kicks off tomorrow morning. Good luck. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Apparently there is a massive gender gap between men and women when it comes to recycling

and being generally eco-friendly. Okay. And a massive study looked into this and they think it's because a lot of eco-friendliness has a feminine feel. Really? Yeah.

I want to show those ice caps Who's the alpha dog? I'm going to melt you myself I'm going to light a fire So women tend to recycle more Leave less carbon and litter behind In their daily lives And the general gist of the research

Found that we can turn this around If we make eco-friendly decisions more manly. More sexy. Is this how we're finally going to get America to start taking this seriously? Dude, but they're like, that's America. For sure. By the way,

the Northern Hemisphere summer that's just finished, the hottest ever. The hottest ever. Yeah, and next year we'll be saying the hottest ever. The hottest ever. The hottest ever. Yeah, and next year we'll be saying the hottest ever. The hottest ever. The hottest ever. So apparently the majority of people who responded, including men and women,

said that they view certain green behaviours, like carrying a reusable shopping bag or using an electric vehicle, as being inherently more feminine. And when men were confronted with stereotypically feminine environmental messaging, they actually overreacted and pushed back by making less environmentally friendly. You're describing America. This was done with thousands of participants across the United States and China.

Right, okay. Yeah. So basically their idea was to make more environmental messaging masculine. This is so like... I mean, it's either save the planet and don't die. Or don't. You know? The planet doesn't have a gender, you douche.

But they were even saying like car dealerships in China had discovered that men were more interested in buying hybrid vehicles if the advertising for them was like, get yourself a hybrid. Well, that's, I've seen a bit more because they're bringing out a Mustang, an E-Mustang. And there's E-Utes. Our friends have an E-Van.

Trucks are getting more and more. Yeah. That's the way of the future, isn't it? So I think now that, yeah, the Mustang is obviously a huge step for muscle cars. Oh, my God. They also did like a fake kind of study, not a fake study, but a fake setup where there were people,

you know, like collecting for charity, for wilderness charities. Yeah. And men donated more money to the fictitious, uber manly, howling wolf logoed

wilderness rangers non-profit rather than one named Friends of Nature. Of course they did. Isn't that funny? Of course they did. So make the man feel manly when he's being eco-friendly and he's more likely to go green. Sign up now and it's your chance to fight a bear.

Because remember Americans thought they could beat a bear in a fight? Yeah, that's right. Yeah. And then the bear would ate them. It would eat your face. It would eat your face off. Next on the show, somebody once told me the world was going to roll me. So I had the sharpest tool in the shed.

But I've got some crocs on my feet. What's he talking about? What, he's cryptic? Whoa, he's so cryptic. He's a puzzle. Play it. ZDM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Crocs.

They're everywhere. They're everywhere. You used to be, Vaughn used to be so anti-crocs. Anti-crocs. Anti-crocs. And the anti-crocs days. And now he's got crocs. I slip a croc on to go out to the garage to get the dog food out of the fridge.

Just put on a pair of slides or like Birkenstocks or Jandals or anything. So when you've got a thick sock on a farm sock, I can't get them in the Birkenstock, which is, but the crocs got a bit more room. Yeah, right. They are roomy. Yeah. I mean, nurses, chefs, people love Crocs. Kids love Crocs.

I saw some at the gym the other day. A young fellow was wearing pink Crocs at the gym. Yeah, I've seen people in Crocs too. Madness. That is madness. Utter madness. Utter madness. What if you were to drop something?

I thought you had to have a closed toe, but technically do they tick that box, the croc? Maybe, yeah. Closed toe shoe. Well, they've done collaborations with fashion houses. Yeah, they have. And they made the high heel ones, and they've got a boot, and they've got a fur lined one.

Well, now you can get Shrek Crocs. Okay. They are the color of Shrek green. It's got a fur band. So when you put it into all-wheel drive or you've got it in cruise mode, pushed forward, it's got a furry band. And then the gibbets that you push into the holes, Shrek ears and a Shrek nose.

Okay. Now who – No thanks. Yeah, I'm good. No. What is the boardroom meeting where we're going, what's next for Crocs? Shrek.

Something like Shrek, a movie that hasn't been around for many, many years. It's not like it's a hot new... It's not Oppenheimer Crocs, Crockenheimers, is it? Well, they should have done Barbie Crocs. Barbie pink Crocs. Well, they do. Yeah,cs Barbie pink Crocs Well they do that you can get yeah the pink little

what are they called? Widgets no Gibbets Gibbets Gibbets you can get those already but who came up with this

and then went put it to market look at them they're horrendous they are horrendous but people are going to buy them people love

like you know the Shrek raves have been going on recently yes people go to those people love Shrek raves have been going on recently. Yes. People go to those. People love Shrek. Yeah.

What a week to release, though, because Smash Mouth Guy died. Yep. Do you think that's why they did it? No. No, it's an accident. I'm purely timing. Just say it was a pure coincidence. Yeah, okay.

But yeah, they're out. Hideous things. Yeah, I just think they're... Get some Birkenstocks. Get some respect for yourself. Unless you're a nurse or a chef. They are so comfortable and easy to just slip on. You've really come around. I've completely turned around.

I've got some cool gibbets too. I did slip my foot into my friend's croc and I was like, oh, yeah. You can see it. Oh, yeah. If they get wet, if you get a wet foot in a croc, you're going to break your ankle. Oh, right. It's very slippery. Yeah. Super slippery. If a wet foot in a croc, you're going to break your ankle. Oh, right. It's very slippery.

Yeah. Super slippery. If a bit of mud gets in there, that's why people wear them gardening, but only in the dry. Yeah. Because if you get wet, muddy foot in a croc, you're going down, baby. And you're going to look absolutely embarrassing doing it.

When the ambulance arrives to haul you out of your muddy crocs. My muddy crocs. And it's all the crocs' fault. 18 past seven next on the show. I'm going to maybe look for a new doctor. This could be a little overreaction. No, I just need a clean slate. We'll get into this next.

Now, yesterday I was having a bit of a meh I'm having a big skin breakout And I think I've shared that I've done a hard wean off of the contraceptive pill Right I'm just sick of it One of the many hours you can catch your entire show at an Auckland returning season My man He's just absolutely set you up to mention your show at an Auckland returning season. My man.

He's just absolutely set you up to mention your... 10th to the 14th of October. 10th to the 14th of October. Tickets at hayleysproul.com. No, I don't have a website. Nope, there's no website. Just go to her Instagram. There's a link. Yeah, one of my elements, because it's a polycystic ovarian syndrome

side effect. It's acne. And the last time I came off the pill, I had this huge acne breakout. Went on Accutane, got rid of it, went back on the pill. Then I came off the pill expecting my skin to freak out, and it has. Yeah, okay. And I was like, here it is. Here it comes.

And I was like, oh, what am I going to do about it? I don't want to go back on the pill. And I shared something yesterday, and everyone was like, oh my gosh, she's trying for a baby. No. No, no, no, no, no. I just want to feel alive again. Yeah. In my head and my a baby. No. No, no, no, no, no. I just want to feel alive again. Yeah.

In my head and my genitals. Yeah. Anyone on the pill knows exactly what I'm talking about. And then I was like, I need to make a doctor's appointment because, you know, I was avoiding it because they were going to weigh me and do a blood. And I was like, I can't be bothered with that conversation. You didn't want to go to the doctor because you thought they'd lecture you about your weight. They're not going to lecture you.

Because I put on quite a lot of weight. But they're not going to say anything. Oh, no, no. I know. I don't know why I sort of thought it. And then I was like, any time I have to renew prescriptions, you've got to have a conversation with them. I was like, maybe I'll just leave and start afresh. Because I was like, I sort of want a clean slate

with my doctor. I don't want them to know anything. All my stuff. I don't want them to know all these things. I just want to have a clean slate. Right.

And for them not to be like, oh, Hayley's here again complaining about this, that, and the other thing. I just want a fresh perspective on me as a human and a human body.

So, that's what I was thinking. I don't want them to know anything about, I mean, they'll have made medical records, I suppose, but I could use a fake name. You can't do that. I could use a fake name and start again. Do you know what I mean?

They won't know anything. Any of the shit I've done. I mean, they can literally look up your health number and see all your prescriptions. No, but I'll get a new one. They can get all your notes from your last doctor. No, I'll get a new prescriptions. No, but I'll get a new one. They can get all your notes from your last doctor. No, I'll get a new one. Okay, right.

I'll get a new one. I'll get a new base weight. I'll get a new set of problems. You're starting the game again. Yeah, totally. You made some mistakes first time playing through. Yeah, fresh bill of health. You didn't get some achievements.

You're going to restart with a new character. What anxiety? I'm a cool, calm woman. So then I'm considering it. I feel like my history is too deep. You want to change doctors. So I can start again. So I can just have a fresh, clean slate.

That is the most ridiculous reason to get a new doctor ever. No. I just think it's the right thing to do. It's very hard. I've heard stories. Dude. It's so hard to get a new doctor these days. Yeah, I just think it's the right thing to do. It's very hard. I've heard stories. It's so hard to get a new doctor these days. Yeah, I know. That's my only thing.

What do you do? Because there was someone on Reddit last night that said, I've just moved to Tauranga. All the doctors around me aren't taking new patients. Like, what do I do? I live three hours away from where I used to live. Like, literally, what do I do? Oh, you can't find a doctor locally.

Yeah. I don't know. You just don't have a doctor. Just go to like the emergency doctor every time you need a doctor. No, no, no. Well, I wondered if there's a reason why you've left your doctor. Maybe you've done something embarrassing. Because I'm not super embarrassed, but more it's just like, ah, you know. I moved and got a new doctor when we moved. Yeah. embarrassing because i'm not super embarrassed but more it's just like ah you know i moved like

and got a new doctor when we moved yeah but the last time i went to the last doctors they put a finger up my bum now i hope they think i didn't leave because of the finger their last thing will be like i can't look at the eye finger up the bar i'm pretty sure that's the medical term for it finger up the jack C and then end. Yeah, there will be a doctor sitting at his desk thinking, God, Vaughan Smith has come back. Did I do it wrong? He didn't like it.

Or did he like it too much? Yeah. Did I unlock something in him? Yeah, yeah. We did clock eyes. Yeah. I'm going to leave now. Yeah.

Did we talk about this? The woman who was getting a dental procedure done and then she accidentally licked the dentist's finger and then bit it we talked on air I think it was a guy who said that they

had to just up and leave their dentist because they didn't know what was in their mouth because it was numb and they licked it and it was their finger

and then they went to say sorry and went or just maybe you've just cried too hard about something or taken something too seriously Or farted during a pap smear

Or you had an embarrassing body situation Yeah, exactly For you it was easier to just leave And get a new medical health professional Are you wanting to do this so you feel better about getting a new doctor? Yeah Right, okay Maybe it could be as simple as you just asked what you later thought

was a really dumb question. Yes. I can't go back. Oh, we're getting some funny messages in of the reason that you had to run away

from your healthcare provider. Oh my God, can you read that one? That really just made us laugh. Well, I want to start, before we get into it, somebody's listening to the radio with their 10-year-old and their 10-year-old just said, girl, you can't sit over, life isn't a video game.

The 10-year-old said that to me. How philosophical for a 10-year-old. You have been schooled barely a decade on this earth and a 10-year-old is so wise. I feel so exposed. Teach us more, teach us more. Someone else said, do not leave your GP unless you have another one lined up because at the moment there are like thousands of people that can't get back on.

Yeah. Can't get into a GP. Look, I probably won't. I'll get over myself. But these funny stories of why you left your doctor is really delighting me. Let's go to Amy. Amy, why did you have to leave a medical professional? Hi.

Mine's not necessarily funny. Oh, okay. How not funny? How not funny? I mean, you're alive, but... Yeah, just... Oh, Jesus. No, about five years ago, I had really bad chest pain.

I couldn't lay down, and it had been going on for so long. I ended up going to my doctor about five times about it, and they just kept saying, Amy, it's just heartburn. It's just heartburn. They kept dosing me up on really strong heartburn pills. Take your Gavis on. You better get this gone. Are quickies?

Did you try a quickies? Yeah. No, it was some, I don't know, some medication. Anyway, one night it became extremely unbearable and I was like, I need to go to ED. Went into ED, waited a while. They took a blood test and the nurse was like, you've got two days to live if you don't have emergency surgery.

You've got like extremely huge gallstones in your tubes. Two days to live. Okay. Wow. What are gallstones? What tubes were they in? Oh, I don't know. All of my internal tubes,

they had like gone through and blocked it all up. So I was completely jaundiced. No one picked that up. Oh my God. They just thought you had a botched spray tank. Yeah, right. They just thought you were a substance. Yeah.

Hayley wants to leave her doctor because she wants a new base weight, and you left your doctor because he nearly killed you. Okay, that's more justified. That's more justified. That's justified. Amy, thanks. You're cool. Rose, why did you leave your doctor?

A few years ago, I was avoiding getting a cervical smear test. Yeah. And they cornered me in. I got it done. Well, they cornered you like you were cattle. They were getting it. Get her. Pop the knees out.

Get her into the ads. Get her into the ads. Yeah, I was there and they were like, well, you're here now. Get in there. We'll do it. Okay. So I hopped on the table. They did it.

And the nurse, while she was doing her thing, she said, huh, you've got a very short cervix. Huh. Congratulations. Yeah, is that a compliment? That's bad. I said, thank you, because I didn't know how to respond to that.

Why, thank you. Yeah, and so I left my doctor a week later. Why? Because they pointed out you had a short cervix. Because I embarrassed myself. I was saying thank you. Because you said thank you. Yeah, thank you. It's more of a medical observation than it is a compliment.

Yeah, yeah. That's why you've got to get him in the yards. You've got to get him in the yards. Get him through the yards, you know, get him up there. Thanks, you call Rose. More messages in. I was all ready for a smear test, legs open, facing the window in a high-rise building on

Queen Street. The doctor went out to get the equipment in the window cleaner rappelled down with his little squeegee. No, kill me. That is so vulnerable. And so they were like, I can't come back to this doctor. Oh, because they would have like opened the curtain of the bed to go get something and then the cleaner would have been like, or can't come back to this doctor. Oh, because they would have like opened the curtain of the bed

to go get something and then the cleaner would have been like. Or it's so high, they're like, no one can see in here. Or the tint or the reflection, but then there's someone who's right against it. Oh my gosh. That's so funny. Many years ago playing rugby, I accidentally got kicked in the you-know-wheres, went to the doctor, he was away,

the young relief doctor saw me, I dropped my pants, she you-know-wheres. Went to the doctor. He was away. The young relief doctor saw me. I dropped my pants. She moved it. She moved it. Yep. She moved it ever so nicely checking me out. While checking me out.

Oh, you did that. Oh, you got a boner. They got a boner. They got a boner. Oh, no. I got a boner. I got a boner. He would have been like,

I'm going to the male doctor. This is going to do nothing for me. It's a pretty young nurse comes out. Oh, no. Stupid. That is stupid to do nothing for me. It's a pretty young nurse comes out. Oh no. That is stupid. Oh my God.

Is she putting that on the record? Your medical notes easily aroused? Maybe. Oh, I'd leave my doctor too. There's a few people with penis related whoopsie daisies. Yeah, hit us afterwards.

My husband, we had a family doctor my husband snagged the tip of snagged don't say snagged the whang on my marina birth control device

true blood afterwards we both left the door oh my god I mean no I won't say it I'm just saying

if it's getting up that far, congratulations. But it could be a short cervix. It could be a short cervix. Catherine, go get them in the yards. Go run them through the yards. Catherine, good morning. Good morning. Why did you leave your doctor?

Well, I was a teenager, and I was going to the doctor without my mum for the first time and I was a bit nervous. I was probably like 13, 14. And I had to get a pee sample in one of those little pottle things. And my doctor, he was a guy and he had left the room and he had given me the bottle and stuff and I was like, oh, okay, I guess I've got to pee in this bottle. And so I closed this little curtain.

You know how they've got little curtains in their doctor's office? Yep. Closed that and squatted behind it and peed in the bottle. No, no, you're supposed to pee in the toilet. There's a room for it. He came back in like mid-pee and I was kind of like a bit thrown off. I was like, oh my God, I haven't finished. And then so I like come back out the curtain and I hand him the pee bottle

and he's looking like really confused at me. And I like gave it to him and he's like, oh, okay. And he's like, you know that there's a bathroom. There was a bathroom. Oh, my God. I don't have too much pee. Oh, my God. And I had to call my mum after and I was like,

I can never ever show my face there again. Did you get any pee on the floor? I don't have too much pee. No, I don't. I had to literally just like cup it and I was like, I didn't know. Just shut it off. It was like my first ever like pee sample I had to do. And so it and I was like, I didn't know what to do. Just shut it off. It was like my first, you know,

like tea sample I had to do and so I was like, oh, okay. So I guess I'll just kind of like suck and cup it there. I knew we shouldn't have given our caller of the week away on Monday. You failed again.

This is a good caller of the week. Can we do another one? I was mortified. I think we can do another one. Double caller of the week. We're going to hook you up with a $50 McCafe voucher thanks to our friends at McCafe. Just the image of you squatting over a tiny pothole.

Yeah. You deserve that. Yeah. Some text to finish. I left my doctor of 27 years after I slammed the door and screamed at him, you don't know anything. Because I was in a very bad mood and he was a man trying to tell me about my painful periods.

I was in a very bad mood and he was a man trying to tell me about my painful periods. Oh, God. I was in a very bad mood. Very embarrassing. And as everyone in reception watched me storm out, my family's still seeing him. I'm in Todoronga and I haven't been able to register to another doctor as they're all full and I've been paying full price casual rates for the last five years.

That's the thing. Like, I hear Todoronga's really bad around the country on a whole, but. Yeah. Somebody else said, my doctor's name was Dr. Nadeka Gimman-Milaj, and I accidentally called her Dr. Nicki Minaj on the way out. I said, thank you very much, Dr. Nicki Minaj. Oh, goodbye. So I obviously could never...

Who are you here to see? That's not true. Dr. Nicki Minaj. And. Dr. Nicki Minaj. And then Dr. Nicki Minaj comes out and goes, Is there a Susan? Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. It's the final rankings. We do this every Friday, final rankings.

We rank normally our favorite things today. Next favorite. Yeah, changing it up a little bit. Yeah. How did we get onto this? The... Because producer Shannon made us delicious Biscoff lolly cake. Yeah, so

instead of malt biscuits, Biscoff biscuits. Unreal. It was unreal. It was really good. Thank you, Shannon. Make the switch. I don't think I can ever go back to malt biscuit lolly cake now. Yeah. Yeah. But the effort she went to was increased by the fact that, one, she didn't have a food processor to blitz up biscuits,

so she had to use a grater to grate them. And, God, we could taste the love. Yeah, we could taste the love. Two, she didn't have a microwave to melt anything. She really went above and beyond for it. And then she had to wash the grater, which we were like, God, how grater's are hard to wash.

That sucks, man. Especially with cheese. Chews you up. Because you use hot water, the cheese melts and sticks. And sticks too. Yeah, yeah. Or like you say,

if you're lemon or parmesan, it's on the micro grater. Get out, eh? So today we'll be ranking the worst things to hand wash. Now this would be in the case where you can't just chuck it in the dishwasher, right? No, because normally I'll chuck the grater in the dishwasher, but the microplane with like a lemon rind, that won't get rid of it.

Nah, microplanes. I'm thinking your sieves. Oh, sieves are the worst. Because the water just goes through it. Yeah. Do you know what? We grew up and we had a dry sieve and it never got washed. It was one of those ones like, and you'd turn the handle on the side

and the thing on the side would go chuk-chuk-chuk. Mum would hit the roof if that got any moisture in it. Because you'd turn flour to glue. You'd bang the hell out of it at the end and then just chuck it back in the cupboard. Yeah. But we had a wet sieve. It was just one of those pots of... Yeah.

I have to go as well, for me, champagne glasses because I've got a bog standard, you know, $2... Pot brush. Pot brush. Yeah. And then we've got those really tall, skinny champagne glasses.

The neck is too thin. Oh, so if you... And they're really thin and sometimes I'll ram it in and they just shatter. Yeah. It's too thick. Yeah, you need a...

Sticky. A stick. A brush thing with bristles. A cloth on a stick. A bottle brush. A bottle brush. A bottle brush. Okay, let me float

another couple of things that are awful to hand wash. A plunger. You know, like a coffee plunger? Oh my God. Yes. The grit just fills the sink.

I just take those things to as many pieces as they will go into. Yeah, and rinse under water, running water for ages. You might think I was going to take me so much pieces as they will go into. Yeah, and rinse under running water for ages. You might think, oh, it's going to take me so much time to clean it, to take it apart. Taking it apart's the quicker option.

Okay, mincey sustainer. Yeah, oh, my God. No, they've got to go. They're in the bin. Stained mincey sustainer. You've got to have a lot of dishwashing liquid there. That's what I was telling him about, the Dawn dishwashing liquid. Is that good stuff?

You've got to rip your skin off as well. Yeah, I know, but what do you want? Do you want everything? Yeah. Or do you want a deal with clean good stuff? You better rip your skin off as well. Yeah, I know, but what do you want? Do you want everything? Yeah. Or do you want to deal with cleanliness? No, that's a fair question. A blender or a juicer? Oh, absolutely.

The worst things to clean. Also, food processors. Like, I've got my nana's one, and it's one of those old ones that clicks in here, and you've got to get the blade out here, and then the actual machine's dirty. And there's 20 parts to it you've got to clean. What about a good old classic,

not a crock pot, well, crock pots, they suck as well. Yeah, because they're massive. You know, what are they called? Like a baking dish. A stock pot,

a stock pot, like a massive pot. I love doing the stock pot because you get your whole arm in there. Yeah, but they're horrible to clean because they're massive. They're huge and then the outside's not clean,

you've got to flip it upside down, you're knocking the tap. It's like an oven dish. It's big enough to fit across the size of the... What about a whisk? Oh, yeah, there. A whisk can be hard to clean because you've got to get the... You can kind of whisk it clean.

But the stuff that gets stuck on the inside, you've kind of got to pull it apart to get it in there, don't you? God, okay, well, what are our top three then? I'm going the sieve. I'm going to go the grater is number one, suckage, because the cheese sticks or the grit of a pith sticks. No. What about a wire

resting rack? You know if you take a cake out of the oven and you put it on and it just sticks. They are horrible to clean. They're really hard to clean. Because you can't get a good... It's not like an oven rack with a long one and you get the steel and you go like that. It's too many little... What about a muffin tray?

Oh yeah, they suck. When the muffin's stuck. No, because we've only got silicon muffin trays. Oh, that's smart. See, we've got metal. No. You get stuck. They get stuck. But then the silicon ones don't clean very well. You just smash them. They never really clean. Yeah, they never really clean. I would go also a

roasting pan because then you've just got so much crap. How shit is cleaning, eh? So hard. I have to ask my cleaner, but I think she hates it. I don't have a cleaner. I just throw a lot of stuff away

after a single use. You definitely do not have a cleaner. I don't have a cleaner. No. God, I wish we did right now. Okay, so I'll go grater number one, food processor, and then plunger,

coffee plunger the worst things to wash my hands I sort of agree I think I'm going to go grater number one coffee plunger number two and then

food processor no I'm going to go muffin tray sieve sieve sieve's on my list sieve's on my list

we didn't talk about a colander but sometimes you think that's going to be an easy claim but it's not. It's because of the water that's been in it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, well, what's your top three? Whisk, sieve, and, well, I mean, food processor. Yeah. Food processor. Just because everything comes to bits. So many bits. Bits got in everywhere. Do you know, I was food processing last weekend,

and I was trying to food process this leafy stuff, and I thought I'd turned it off, and I jammedmed a wooden spoon in and the wooden spoon hit the blade and it destroyed the wooden spoon. That could have been your hand. Were you just like, oh, well, fibre. I tipped it all. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, right. And I was like, that'll teach me to be healthy.

Yeah. And I celebrated with a drink. Play ZM's Fletchford and Ailey. Play ZM. Taylor Swift, it's mine. It's your 8 o'clock song. The next song coming up

at midday. Your chance to win those tickets to see her live in Sydney. So, Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner of Game of Thrones fan and Jonas Brothers fan.

Fame. Fame. Fame. Are divorcing after four years of marriage. They've got two kids? Two kids together? I think she just had the second.

I didn't even know they had kids. Well, they're pretty down low. Do you know what I mean? They keep it... A low profile. A low profile. Do you think Game of Thrones ended? The spoilers, all the inside word kind of dried up?

It was like... Game of Thrones has been gone for a while. Yeah. Been gone for many years, but apparently because she spent so much of her youth working so hard on the biggest TV show in the world. Yes. She felt like she'd missed out on some of her younger years,

which lots of, you know, young performers feel. And apparently she was a bit of a party girl, like like to go out and drink and have fun and have late nights and stuff. Like you. A bit like me, man. I want to hang out with her. And also, but I didn't miss out.

Yeah, you just kept going. I just got it all. But apparently, you know, she was off working on films and everyone was like, and he was stuck at home with his own children. No, you don't deserve a medal for looking after your own kids. I hate that when

some guy's like, oh no, I can't, I'm babysitting. It's like, no, you're a father, they're your children. You're not babysitting your own children. They're your children. Same goes when mums are out. Who's, you know, oh, I was born babysitting the kids tonight. No, no. He is their father.

I believe he's the father. God, I hope I'm the father. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He is their father. I believe he's the father. God, I hope I'm the father. Yeah, knowing your kids, you definitely are. There's elements of you in both of them. Now, they released a joint statement saying amicable, da-da-da-da, requesting privacy, the usual. Yeah. But insider sources, the rumors.

I say that Knowing full well It's probably just rumours That Joe Jonas caught Sophie doing something on their Ring camera, their little Doorbell camera They say doing or

Saying something that led To the divorce filing It was the final straw Now no one knows, A if this is true Or B what it was that she was that led to the divorce filing. It was the final straw. Now, no one knows, A, if this is true, or B, what it was that she was doing, but apparently it was just part of this whole you're living that life and I'm not living that life. We're just different people.

Yeah. The two great advances in camera technology have been Russian dash cams. Yes. Every Russian has a dash cam and they catch outstanding things, meteors, tornadoes, insane car crashes, and ring cameras being on every American doorstep or outside

because you're getting all the most amazing footage of people leaving their house or arriving at a house. Yes. Yeah, Aaron's definitely. I remember saying to Aaron, you know when you wake up and you've had a really big night and I was trying to pretend like I wasn't hungover? Like, I was fine. We didn't even get that out of control.

I was home by 10 and he was like, hmm. Here's the footage. It was footage of me like absolutely stumbling through the gate. It was like midnight. Yeah. I'm like, I'm pretty sure I was in bed by 10. It's like, that's his 1206 and you were just getting out of that Uber, Hayley. He caught me. Yeah. But

the advancement in these cameras, as you say, God, they catch some funny things. Yeah, they do. What's the video? I bring this up all the time because it makes me laugh so much. Have your friend on a ring camera slipping? Yeah, Sam. Falling. Like it was an icy deck. Just one of those classic.

Recovers, but then arses over. Yeah. It's had like millions of views. Yeah, it's so funny. That's why. I want to know what you caught on your camera, be it your security camera or your ring or whatever, your dash cam.

What did you catch? Did you catch a partner cheating? Maybe you did. I mean, no one's saying that this is what was caught on camera with the Joe Jonas. Maybe it was just her misbehaving or being too drunk or, I don't know, just going off of what they're saying.

Saying something. Who knows? Because the doorbell cameras have sound, don't they? They do. We're being accused of falling for Jonas propaganda. Oh, really? People are saying she was the homebody. Get the Pride girls on TikTok. They'll confirm it. There's evidence everywhere, people are saying she was the homebody. Get the prod girls on TikTok. They'll confirm it.

There's evidence everywhere. Okay. That she was a homebody. That she was the homebody. Really? Well, this is just a Hollywood reverse. Jonas propaganda. I mean, I couldn't care either way.

Yeah, no, yeah. All I want to know is what you've caught on camera. That's all we wanted to really talk about. And this was our way into talking about it. That is what we want to know. What have you caught on camera? Have you caught a partner on camera. That's all we wanted to really talk about. And this is our way of talking about it. That is what we want to know. What have you caught on camera? Have you caught a partner on camera? Like you were busted lying about coming home two hours early.

Absolutely. And wasn't that drunk and only had a couple of drinks. Nobody's bringing home someone and cheating on their partner when there are cameras, right? But if you were out of you, if you had had way too many drinks and your common sense had gone out the window, who knows? Maybe we'll get it. Surely not.

You're a dumb-dumb. Be it a rumour or not, the rumours are swirling about the JoJo and Sophie Turner divorce that he saw her do something on a ring camera. And I want to know what you caught on camera. Be it your security camera, your dash cam, your ring cam. You've been caught lying about when you were home? Yeah, absolutely. I only went out for a couple of drinks.

I was in bed by 10. 12.06. And me being like, where's the shoes? Where's my shoes? So that's what I want to know. What did you catch? Let's go to Mackenzie. Mackenzie, what did you catch on camera?

Our meter reader came to check the meter and we saw on our front yard camera her patting our dogs, like cuddling them through the fence, telling them how sweet they were. And we got a note left in the letterbox saying that she couldn't enter the yard because of the dangerous missing dogs. Oh, my God. What?

Wait, what? Why didn't she just go in? Your guess is as good as mine. It's probably a good excuse just to be like, oh, just leave that one. Oh, there's a dog there. He's a cute dog. He's a cute dog. Yeah. No, the only danger with them is that they'll get a death.

But yeah, we watched her patting them, giving them a good cuddle for a good like 20 seconds and then got a note. Did you, um, did you did you send it to them and go... Nah. We just read the meter ourselves. Is that what happens? You send in

the reading? Yeah, it's one of the e-readings so we can just do it ourselves. It's not a big deal. But God, it was funny. I hate when they give you an estimate for your power bill and it's like way off. Or like way under and then next month you've got to pay like three times as much. Yeah, you're like, what?

What's that? No, it's one of the A1s, but yeah, that was definitely something that made us have a good giggle. How bizarre. Mackenzie, thank you. Some messages in. Oh, some juicy. This is probably the juiciest.

Okay. I caught a man shooting out a runny poo into our front garden. Sorry? He shot at a runny poo into their front garden. Posted it on the community page for him to come and clean it up. Yeah. It almost made it onto the Herald and News Hub before he turned up with some wine and buckets and cleaned it up for us and was very apologetic.

It turns out after a bit of further investigation he owned a restaurant nearby and had been on a TV show for that restaurant. So obviously we didn't know who he was but people knew who he was. What? He was out for a run.

Right. And he got caught short. Caught short. Squirted at me. Like a judge on some celebrity. Yeah. No, no, no, no.

Not a judge. Not a judge. Not a judge. Just was on a TV show About his restaurant Oh right Okay Yeah

Wild We have We have A camera Outside our house And we had a stainless steel Dog bowl By the footpath

Heaps of dogs Use it over summer We fill it up with the tap That's nice isn't it An old lady Can be seen Covering her face with a scarf and then tying a hood

down over her face and stealing the bowl. The new one costs another $20 to replace, but we've padlocked it to the fence. Oh my God. What?

My parents used to own a video store and one evening the security camera caught a couple in the R18 section getting down to business. Ooh.

Hell of a place to do your taxes. I caught a young six-year-old boy who I didn't recognize and the neighbors didn't recognize on our deck at 7 a.m. in the morning playing with a cat. Playing with our cat. Right. No one knew. I was like, do you know who this kid is?

And no one knew and he's by himself. He's sort of a cute cat. So he was just playing with it on the deck. That's cute. I walk on people's properties and play with their cats. I do. All the cat. That's cute. I walk on people's properties and play with their cats. I do, all the time. It's friendly. I caught my ex and my best friend making out on our front door cam

only a week after we bought our first house together. What? Did they not know that the camera was recording? Because a lot of those cameras will notify you as soon as someone comes into view. Yeah, mine does. So imagine you get that notification, you open it up, and you see your partner with your friend.

I caught the kids, my kids unfortunately, in the backyard brown-eyeing the camera laughing. Kids. On the work cams, we've caught multiple drug deals going down. At work, we just pass the number plates on to the police, and they're always just like, oh, yeah, we know who that is. Yeah, of course. Ring just passed the number plates on to the police and they're always just like, oh yeah, we know who that is. Yeah, of course. Ring cameras are the best. Our street is very interesting

to say the least. I caught the neighbour getting arrested and stripping down to her undies and bra and screaming at the police about searching her as well as her house. Whoa! And I caught the husband, I caught my husband running over our dog. What? Oh my God.

By accident, obviously. They took it to. What? Oh, my God. Maybe he just ran over and then... By accident, obviously. He might not have known. Yeah, they took it to the vet and it's fine now. Oh, my God, they took it to the vet. But imagine going like, oh, my God, the dog's in the driveway. Oh, how'd that happen? And then discovering he'd run it over.

But here's the best news. The dog's moved to a farm where this sort of thing can't happen again. Oh, my God, I'm so glad. Full recovery? Full recovery. Straight from the vets to the farm. Oh, my God, that makes me so happy. It's on a farm now. Yeah, yeah. It's on a farm where this sort of thing can't happen again. Oh my God, I'm so glad. Full recovery? Full recovery. Straight from the vets to the farm. Oh my God,

that makes me so happy. It's on a farm now. Yeah, yeah. It's on a farm. Oh my God, this place to run around. We should go visit. Can we go visit it?

Oh, the farm. Hi. I've lost the number of the guy with the farm. Otherwise, we can't go just drive around

all the farms. And call out the dog's name. It's just a price of gas. Oh, I'm so happy the dog's in a happy place. Thanks for doing that for us. Thank you for doing that for us. Yeah, thank you. That's okay.

Love to see our dog again, wouldn't we? Yeah, same. Yeah, I'll get some photos sent. Oh, man, I've lost his email too. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Honey Badger Week. It really is. At Fact of the Day. What are we doing next week? Have we decided? Well, I had somebody suggest that coffee is the Fact of the Day. Oh, my God.

We've done a lot of coffee facts previously, though. Yeah, but I'm still absolutely shocked that instant coffee was made in Invercargill, invented in Invercargill. Unbelievable. Yeah. No, wait. Did we talk about that? That was on the podcast. Yeah, that was on the podcast.

I remember swearing at you straight afterwards. Yeah, you did. Very aggressive swearing. You swore quite a list of... I swore I made some suggestions, some very sexual suggestions to you for doubting me and my knowledge on Invercargill's history with instant coffee.

Yeah. Well, it's the final of Honey Badger Week. Yeah. I'm sad, personally. Yeah, I'm sad too. I love this little animal more at the end of it than I did at the start. Yesterday we talked about the thick skin of the honey badger.

Yeah. Tantamount to the water buffalo. They've got the same thick skin and that's a big creature and this guy's a real little toughy. You can call them any name and they won't cry. Yeah. It just bounces straight off them. Yeah.

So I would like to talk about their bite today. Okay. The Honey Badger has a bite of force of 1,300 PSI. Pounds per square inch. Okay. 1,300 pounds per square inch. I'm trying to think. Well, my bike tires are like 80.

Not that, mate. Oh, yeah, you've got really high pressure tires. Yeah. When I borrowed your bike. Thank you. They need to carry that fat, jumping arse around. Gosh. No, they're Kevlar tyres or some shit, right?

Yeah, they're good tyres. Yeah, man. Yeah, they don't get punctures. Oh, it's good, though, because you're a fluctuator, you know? Yo, yo. You've got to know. You've got to handle light. You've got to know. Exactly.

So, 1300 PSI bite force, which is stronger than lions and tigers. Okay. Oh, my. But it's no match for the honey badger's cousin, the wolverine. Oh, wow. Are they cousins? Hugh Jackman's powerful bite is over 1,700 PSI. Yes, the wolverine and the honey badger are both of the weasel family.

Okay. But they're just way tougher than ordinary weasels, ferrets and stoats. Yeah, right. But apparently somebody did message me

saying, if you love the Honey Badger you're going to love the Wolverine. I've long loved the Wolverine. Yes. But I feel like

the Wolverine doesn't exert as much personality as the Honey Badger. No. It's very, very tough. There's no doubt about it. It's got a stronger. So you might be thinking, well, Vaughn,

what is the most powerful bite in the animal kingdom? Daddy long legs. It's the hippopotamus. Oh, yeah. It's mammal-wise, it's the most powerful bite. And the wolverine is just below the hippopotamus. That's why the hippopotamus kills so many people. It's Africa's most deadly animal.

Well, and Columbia's now. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. Pablo. Pablos are out, aren't they? Yeah. And they're just absolutely breeding like no man's land. So, yeah, the hippopotamus, people don't see it.

It's underwater. They'll step in the territory. They launch out of the water and just, boom, bite for it. And they can open their mouth wide enough to get like a kitten. That's insane. Yeah. So they are very dangerous. So the wolverine's bite is just less than the hippopotamus and the honey badger's is a bit less than a wolverine.

But a very, very powerful bite. So powerful, it can bite, I'm back on the honey badger, it can bite a turtle or a tortoise and crack open the shell. Oh my god. Wow, like open up a nut. Or eating a mussel. Yeah.

Yeah, it's eating the mussel by biting through the shell rather than putting it on the barbecue for five minutes and just when it starts to open, just crack that open. A bit of lemon, a bit of garlic, a bit of butter, a bit of sweet chilli sauce. That's why you get a whole barbecue's worth of mussels so you can have all sorts of different

yeah beautiful good stuff and then you don't take the top of the shell open and then you let it cool down a little bit and then you hold it up to your mouth

and you go lick it out lick out that green lip mussel do you stomp at that thing at the supermarket that's always spraying them no yuck

nah I don't trust that thing we've talked about it before where's the salt water coming from it's weird yeah yeah

it's not coming direct from the ocean it's recirculating and it recirculates no I don't trust that thing. We've talked about that before. Where's the salt water coming from? It's weird, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not coming direct from the ocean. Is it recirculating? And it recirculates? No. I don't know about that. Nah, proper fish shop. Okay. Yeah, fish shop.

So today's fact of the day is the honey badger's bite is one of the most powerful in the animal kingdom, but it's no match for its cousin, the wolverine. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. I've been living out of a suitcase touring around in the 7 Days Live tour I've had a day at home and now off to Hamilton

Hamilton, New Plymouth, Palmerston North, Napier, then back Start with the best obviously Morrinsville, didn't even go there Hamilton, yeah Morrinsville's not on the tour Well they'll just go to Hamilton Yeah they'll go to Hamilton I don't know where Morrinsville's not on the tour. Well, they'll just go to Hamilton. Yeah, they'll go to Hamilton. I don't know where in Morrinsville they even do it.

Now, I have been living out of this suitcase and I've been looking for things, right? I've got my curated little pack of things I need, travelling with lots of make-up, toiletries, jewellery, stuff to wear on stage. And I was unpacking to repack and I realised one of my favourite earrings of all time is Zoe and Morgan. I'm really up to see it.

What is a Zoe and Morgan? It's very expensive. It's a brand. It's a New Zealand designer brand. Which one did you lose? Zoe or Morgan? The Morgan. The Morgan of the earrings.

Yeah, yeah. These like spike earrings that I literally thrash. One of them's gone. Or just buy another pair. Oh, sure. I'll just find hundreds of dollars. What? Yes. A story them's gone. Or just buy another pair. Oh, sure. I'll just find hundreds of dollars. What? Yes.

A story for another day. Yeah. Do you know Clines? So that's gone. Clines. Hon, that doesn't exist anymore. Hon, I've got sensitive ears. Does Clines exist still?

No, Clines is long gone. R.I.P. R.I.P. So that's gone. I'm devastated about that. Yeah. Really upset. I've lost another earring that I care less about but two of my earrings are gone and they're not

a set. So that's rendered me the other ones useless. No, no, no. You could give them to a guy from the 1990s with one ear pierced. Yeah, I could do that. That would look pretty cool. Yeah. Which ear did he get pierced? You don't want to get the wrong ear pierced. You don't want to get the gay ear done. Okay, not gay.

So I was gutted by that. And then I went to go brush my teeth. And I brushed my teeth. And I went to put my retainer in that I wear every single night. And that's gone. What's that do? Keep your teeth straight.

Keep my teeth straight. Yep. That's gone. You don't need straight teeth. Aye, like us. I've spent too much money getting these things straight. But ours are. Thousands. Thousands. No, I'm spent too much money getting these things straight. Thousands.

Thousands. No, I'm in too deep with this. Mine's going to eat a steak later. Mine can't. They're too weak. So that's gone. So it's somewhere around New Zealand. My manky, and I mean manky,

because when I travel, I don't take my like steroid. Clint's got one of these Invisaligns because he sometimes leaves it on my side of the desk and I'm always like, what's this? And I'm like, bleh, gross. Well, imagine sleeping in it all night and then just shoving it in a pot of water and thinking that's enough. And I had it floating around in one of my bags. It's gone.

There's somewhere in New Zealand, Tauranga, Wellington, Invercargill. It's got to be Di Henwood who's stealing this, surely. I don't know if it's Di. It's got big Paul ego energy, I'll tell you. So my manky retainer's gone, right? And then yesterday we got our per diems. Oh, okay.

Did you spend it all on shoes? Cash. No, not yet, but I will be. And then I went to go put it in my wallet. I was like, I'll add it to the money that's already in there. Because I had three $50 notes. They gave you per diems in cash. Yeah, you can get it either way.

Wow. Yeah, I know. I asked for cash. I like it. It's not real money. And then, so I went to go, because I had $150 in my wallet. Yep. Because I had cash in my wallet for some reason.

And then I went to go add it to it. The money, that's gone. What? $150. Someone's, that was gone. What? 150 bucks. Someone's stolen that. Three $50 notes has gone from my wallet and I haven't left my wallet unattended at any point. And then I text Aaron being like,

he would have, because, you know, he just goes in my wallet sometimes if he can't find his card. I was like, Aaron would have just taken it. And I text him, I was like, you take that money out of my wallet? Bitch. And he was like, no, what money?

So I've just lost 150 bucks. Wait, someone's gone into your wallet. Yeah, and then I was like, when was the last time I was really drunk? You know, and I was like, maybe mama went to the bar and paid off the tab with cash. Yeah. But I went through the times, because I remember having it definitely when I went on tour. I went through the times that I'd having it definitely when I went on tour I went through the times that I had quite a few drinks During the tour

And the bars we were at and then I went through my bank account I was like no I've paid via card Wait you haven't left your wallet Around here Well it's always in my bag It's in my bag That's really close to me but no one here is going to go through Your wallet and steal it or are they

George is here at the moment. She's sitting in the chair. Okay. How is she affording her life? She's got a Louis Vuitton bag. She's got to pay off that Louis Vuitton bag. She's got a wedding coming up. She's got Europe.

She's rich. $150 would go quite a long way. I think she's got Canterbury Old. I've been accusing her of Canterbury Old money. Yeah. She's wearing a plaid blazer today. Like, that screams money. Maybe the family trust sold a few thousand acres of their high country farm.

Yeah, maybe. You know, they're on the hills. Do you think the gold necklace she's wearing is real gold? It is real gold. Because I feel like I've helped pay for that. Yeah, you probably have. $150 missing. Wait, so you're accusing Georgia of stealing from your wallet.

Well, I'm just saying you wouldn't do it, would you? I wouldn't do it. Fletch, I'm born you wouldn't do it. I would 100% do it, yes. Have you taken it? No, I haven't. Did I pay? What about the pub the other you wouldn't do it. I would 100% do it, yes. Have you taken it? No, I haven't. Did I pay? What about the pub the other day?

Did I pay? I had to pay by card. I think it's more highly likely that you just cannot remember paying because you were drunk. But it's made me feel crazy. You know, when I'm like, because I've got a terrible memory as it is, and sometimes I'm like, where am I? You're at work? Yeah. Yep, good.

And you guys are my Do you know who we are? Yep, Vaughan and Well, we're colleagues Fletch, yep We're colleagues Acquaintances Yeah, loose acquaintances

Don't be mean You've stolen my effing money And I want it back Where's my money? Where's my retainer? That's expensive Now I've got to wear my bloody Grinding one

That'll be in a hotel somewhere I reckon hotels Would have so many Retainers 100% Left in bathrooms And stuff Yeah

iPhone chargers Yeah You should bring the hotels You stayed at And just ask I don't want them To have to deal with it I hope they've put it

In the bin Oh No because I've got The only other one I have Is this massive plate That goes in And it covers The roof of your mouth

So you're talking like this So don't grind my teeth. That's all I've got now. But at least it's sexy. At least I'm going to be getting some. Play. ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. This is so male that it makes me laugh a lot.

So there was a woman who lived with a guy who, they live in Australia and he was single and he was dating. And when you're dating, it's fine. You can see multiple people, right? Until you close things off or you decide that you're exclusive, you've got to play the field a little bit. But this guy had a

system, like a roster system. And it was so regimented that she just thought it was the wildest thing and had to share it online. So he had a system where he would host his dates one after another on consecutive days. And it always happened Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday. These are his date days. He'd have the exact same date with all of them. He would make the same meal, which was a lasagna, and then he'd watch the movie Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

Now, in order to make it even more sort of economical, instead of making lasagna every day, he'd make a bulk lasagna by bulk ingredients, make a giant pan of lasagna, and split it up into three nice words. And so Wednesday and Thursday's dates were getting re-heated lasagna. Yeah. Oh, right. So Tuesday gets fresh,'s dates were getting re-heated lasagna. Yeah. Oh, right. So Tuesday gets fresh, Wednesday gets the next day,

which is arguably better. Same movie? Yes, arguably better. Arguably better. Thursday you're getting a bit stodged. They'd all watch The Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. So Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. That's not a make-out movie.

He's watching Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. That's a very dark movie, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. And then afterwards they'd go home. Or he'd sleep with them and then they'd go home. Right? So this was his routine.

And he did it week after week after week. Lasagna. Bulk lasagna made on a Monday or a Tuesday. Yeah. Three dates that night. Three lots of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. And then when she pulled him up and was like, hey, what's this all about?

He was like, it allows me to directly compare the dates without any other sort of wavering factors. Is this Sheldon from the Big Bang Theory? Like, it's got big spectrum energy there. It's got big spectrum energy. So that explains the same movie. So he would then, I guess, find a movie he likes or is interested in. Maybe it's his number one. And then how they react to it.

Yeah. And yeah, you would. You'd get the same reaction. That's a good... He said it's a controlled test. As I recall, it was sad at the end. Yeah. They remove each other from their minds.

Sad throughout. Yeah. Well, maybe if they didn't react, he's like, well, this is not the person for me. You don't get it. You don't appreciate Jim Carrey In this dramatic role It's like when you've watched The UK office And then you watch it

With someone who hasn't watched And you spend more time Waiting to see if they laugh At the right parts Yeah Compared to just watching And enjoying the show again Yeah

So apparently women Have been sharing The other things That they've seen Their flatmates Do their male flatmates Like there was a guy who had

different Spotify playlists that he would play depending on the day of the week and the day and he would have these like curated and he'd be like well this woman's more of this vibe so I'll play that Spotify playlist for them. It's so regimented and bizarre. I mean

hopefully he makes one hell of a lasagna It sounds like a good lasagna It sounds like a good lasagna It does I counted 79 all rights today Fletch I believe that's a new personal record Oh f*** off How many of those did you count?

79 of those too Alright well if you enjoyed today's podcast Give us a rate and review Oh f*** off ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley