ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 9th August 2023

Episode Date: August 8, 2023

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The ZM Podcast Network. The Fletch Vaughan and Hayley Big Pod. Treat yourself to McCafe coffee with my Macca's rewards. Good morning, welcome to the show Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. It's two minutes past six. No Vaughan again today. He's quite unwell. Do we have an update of the Vaughan's wheezing?

We'll have to message him. See if he's still wheezing and making the sound. Yeah. But yeah, still quite phlegmy and man-coldy. Look, he just needs to get through and come back at 100%. He does. And you would have heard Sam just mention some very cold temperatures to start the morning. Minus three in Christchurch at the moment.

The coldest place in the country is minus 4.7 in Twizzle. I love Twizzle. Auckland to Barmyami 9.7. Manukau is the warmest place in the country right now. So yeah, minus one in Macedon is one in Napier. Wellington sitting on three. It's

frothing. Yeah, I was packing my bag because I'm off to Wellington on Friday to do my shows. Sold out, so don't even bother. Christchurch? Sold out, don't even bother. Christ, shit? Sold out, don't even bother. So don't even bother.

So what you're saying is Hayley Sproul, don't even bother. Don't even bother. Okay. No, bother, bother. Bother until you can't... Until you can't be bothered. Be bothered, yeah.

But I was like, what do I pack? And so I had to look at the weather and I was like, oh, I remember. Yeah. I remember what

Wellington's like in winter. Hellish. Yes. Coming up on the show, the top six. And the Greens in trouble. Yeah, they are. You explain the story because you know it better than I do. Well, they've used memes quite a bit on their social media.

Which is very relatable. Which is very relatable. But they've used a Barbie meme and people are like, oh, you can't do that because that's copyright to Mattel. Yeah, but Mattel. But it's memes. It's memes. And also.

No one owns a meme. Well, no, they do. Do they? That's what this article goes into. Are OFCs still a thing? No, not OFC. What were they? NFTs?

NFTs? Yeah, nah, I think people have realised that they're a bit dud. The monkeys? Remember the monkeys? I bought a monkey for a million dollars and it was like copy and paste. Now I own a monkey for zero dollars? Yeah. Well, no, Green's in trouble for using the Barbie meme.

Yeah. So the top six dealing with this soon. Indeed. The top six Green Party Barbie memes that you're going to see popping up on your social meds. Next on the show, though, it's a bad start for producer Jared. He's grumpy. Look at him.

ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley. It's a bad start for Producer Jared. He's grumpy. Look at him. Well, this boy just wanted to start his day the way he always does, with a beautiful energy drink. Producer Jared, it's a rough start, and it's only 6.07am. Yeah, it's been a long day. You might notice I'm not my usual chipper self. Yeah, you are. You do sound a little down. You might notice I'm not my usual chipper self. Yeah, you are. You do sound a little down. Yeah.

What happened? I went to my favourite vending machine. There's only one? Yeah, there's only one. And immediately... Wait, does floor two and floor one have one as well? Are they the same? I mean, technically floor two has one,

but it's upstairs, so it doesn't count. No, exactly. But, you know, like the Newstalk ZB one probably has more nuts and, like, wholesome stuff because, you know, Hoskins doesn't eat snacks. you know, the Newstalk ZB one probably has more nuts and wholesome stuff because you know Hoskins doesn't eat snacks. I feel like they've got more juices. Do they? Really? Journos need juices. Yeah, they've got the juice.

We've got the fizz. Yeah, okay, good. Alright, so you go to the vending machine. Go to the vending machine. As you do every morning, let's be fair. Yeah, it's my daily prayer. Yeah, it's your morning prayer. Just an idea though. Have you thought about buying a bulk slab from the supermarket? Yeah. Just to make this

cheaper every day. It's not that much cheaper. Really? And you'd just drink it twice as fast. That's true. Right. So it's more of a... This limits me to work time. It limits you. Okay. So I immediately noticed they've changed my normal small can to a big can. Okay. So I was like, okay, cool. I'll get a big can. Okay. So I was like, okay, cool.

I'll get a big can. Yeah. But human error. No one measured the tallness of the can versus the width of the catch bucket. Yeah. And yeah, my Red Bull's jammed. Because it's gone. It's gone.

It's gone like in the lip of the bucket. It's made of tea. It's made of tea. Oh, no. You can't open it at all. So you've paid for the drink, but it's just precariously perched and wedged in between the bucket. It's made of tea. It's made of tea. Oh, no. You can't open it at all. So you've paid for the drink, but it's just precariously perched and wedged in between the slot. And then I paid for another drink

to try and knock the first drink off. Oh, like you're at an arcade game. Yeah. Yeah. And it just bounced off, so I feel like the Red Bull's pretty firmly lodged in there. Have you tried to get some kind of, like,

metal coat hanger up? I tried a ruler. Okay. It didn't work. No? The ruler is now shorter which is cool. Oh great,

we've broke the ruler. We've paid for two drinks that we don't have. Yep, half a ruler and I've I think we need more heavy things. I'll shout you

another can so that that can can fall because I feel like only can can take can. Yeah, not a bag of chips isn't going to take this. Juice can't take can. Chips can't take can. can can take can. Yeah, not a bag of chips isn't going to take this. Juice can't take can.

Chips can't take can. Can can take can. I've written a note and it's stuck on the vending machine. These drinks have been purchased by Jared from ZM. Door is jammed. Good luck. Wow. Do you feel, though, you've said good luck,

do you feel like if they have the power to unjam the door, they are entitled to the two free drinks. It would have been a free drink if there wasn't a note with the owner on it. I don't think that's a thing. Yeah, but you have to try to fix the problem here. I did. I was late to planning this one.

Did you rattle the machine? Yep. I did a sideways tilt and a frontways tilt. Did the alarm go off? No. No, because it was going to alarm if you wiggle it too much. Oh, shush. Really?

I even went to the machine for Jared and gave it two kicks. Nothing. Fuck out. Wow. I think we might have to pop out there, Fletch. I think, yeah. You guys don't sound violent enough. No.

If you're like Hayley Sproul, you'd be violent. You need a Sproul rage at it. Oh, well, we're going to do our best to get them out. I appreciate it. We'll go on the ad break because this is going to take

a lot more than a two, two to three minute song to rage at this machine. Stay tuned to see if we can fetch producer Jared's two drinks that he's paid for and hasn't received.

Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Well, here is a reason for vegans to feel smug. And like they're doing their bit for this planet, which is melting rapidly fast. Oh, finally they'll be able to, you know, have something to say to people.

The vegan diet has just 30% of the environmental impact of a high meat diet, according to a major study that's just been done. So... Yeah, but washing your nuts, that took a lot of, you know, water, didn't it? Wasn't that the thing? Everyone was like almond milk's worse for the environment than the bloody dairy industry. You could wash your nuts.

Yeah, I don't know how much milk it takes to wash nuts. I don't know. It doesn't take any milk to wash nuts. It takes water to wash nuts. If you're washing your nuts in water, so you can have a dairy-free milk. I mean, it's just... Yeah.

It fits the purpose. Producer Karwen, you're a vegetarian. Yes, a vegetarian. Is that why you're a vegetarian? So you like animals, but not that much. I like animals, but cheese. Oh my God, yeah. See, I could be vegetarian, but I could never be vegan.

Yeah. Like cheese and eggs, yeah. See, I could be vegetarian but I could never be vegan. Yeah. Like, cheese and eggs, yum. Eggs, butter. But does this make you feel a bit smug hearing this stat? Yeah, look, I'm not mad about it. What was your key driving factor

towards vegetarianism? I just realised after I left home, I just didn't really like... Vegetarianism. It sounds very close to terrorism. Oh, yeah. I just realised I didn't really like Vegetarianism. It sounds very close to terrorism. Religious. I just realised I didn't really like eating meat. Yeah, and now when you eat it, if accidentally in the

very few times you've eaten it in the last few years, it makes you sick. Yes. Because your body can't break down meat anymore. The proteins, yeah. Because it's been about like six years or so for me. Six years? Without nugs? Yeah. Oh my God, I feel so sorry for you.

Don't come at me with your fake nugs. Your flour, you put flour in water and then you rinse it out. What's that protein stuff? Oh yeah, no, no, no. Just soy protein. Pea protein. Okay. Apparently, I haven't seen it, but have any of you seen the new documentary that's on Netflix?

I'm too scared. I'm too scared. I'm too scared. Poisoned. It's called Poisoned. But it's more about like America, right? Yeah. And how bad meat is over there. Because I feel like whenever I've been in America in a supermarket where I've seen the rotisserie chickens, they look the size of like a turkey.

A turkey. And you're just like, what are they putting in there? Like, I mean, I guess ours is a lot better. Some of ours is A turkey. A turkey. And you're just like, what are they putting in there? Like, I mean, I guess ours is... Some of ours is pretty bad. A lot better, but some... Yeah. But a lot better, you would hope. You'd need a bachelor's suitcase, not handbag.

Would it actually be a trundler? That was very good. You'd need the little wheels. That was really good. I liked this. So apparently this documentary poisoned the dirty truth about your food. Everyone's tweeting after they seen it. After they seen it.

She went to a private school. She seen it. Everyone who done seen it is tweeting saying, oh, my God, this is going to make me vegan. Really? Wow. Okay. I can't give up eggs. Because I done had eggs.

I done eggs. You seen eggs last night. I seen eggs last night for dinner. And I just wouldn't survive up eggs. Because I done had eggs. I done eggs for dinner. You've seen eggs last night. I've seen eggs last night for dinner, and I just wouldn't survive without them. Yeah. Play ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Sorry, shush, shush, shush. Oh, she's looking up Ed Sheeran.

Because I said... Yeah, because I said... Ed Sheeran, she's always listening. Oh, my God, the things she would hear. Yesterday I was chatting to my friends. We've got a friend group. You met this friend. And you haven't got a friend group. You met this friend. And you haven't muted this friend group.

No, this one's electric. This one's a lie. Wow. But it's not as active as the ones that you're part of. Okay. Chat, chat, chat all day long. Chat, chat, chat. It's great banter.

It's great banter. This group maybe goes off, you know, a few days a week. Okay. And then just stops. Yeah. Okay. Now, she won an amazing competition. And I've never won like an enter online.

You know when you go to Mitre 10 and it's like enter online for your chance to win. I never enter. Or give us the feedback with this receipt and win $500. Oh, yeah. Win a $500 present card. I remember Mitre 10 once did one when I was renovating ages ago. Yeah. card. I remember that Mitre 10 once did one when I was renovating ages ago. And it was winning brand new Toyota

Hilux. And they had it out the front and it was all shiny and slick and I was like yeah man, I'm going to win this. And I'm going to like turn up and be like Aaron, got you a truck. And you'd be like whoa. And then I went to Mitre 10 so many times and like entered the competition, entered the competition. I felt so sure that that car

was mine and it wasn't mine. And I was like, what do you mean? It's like tonight I'm winning $30 million. I mean, that's going to be amazing for you. Yeah. Although I'm winning it. If Vaughn's not better by tomorrow, you're going to be doing the show alone. Because you'll just be out.

He's sick. I'm a multimillionaire. Yeah. I'm not coming away. I hope if you do win Lotto, another 40 other people win it. So you only get like $750,000. It's so funny how I could win a million dollars and I'd be disappointed.

Do you know what I mean? Only because you didn't win 30. Yeah, because you didn't thought you were going to win 30. Suddenly now you're like, oh, man. You certainly wouldn't be disappointed with $750,000. Oh, man, I've only got hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of thousands of dollars. Boom.

Anyway, my friend entered a competition and she said yesterday, she was like, oh, I'm going to pop over and visit you to my other friend. My friend was like, oh, that's awesome. And she was like, yeah, I just won 10,000 air points. Oh, my God. Imagine that. How incredible is that? You go all around the world.

You go to amazing places. Because I was thinking, I was like, hey, you go to Europe, right? Say that's $3,000. You could go to Europe three times. Yeah. That's so much. That's amazing. Even when we do like massive giveaways, we've given away like $50,000.

Yeah. Like huge things. I'm always like, no one really wins these things. Even though people literally win these things. I mean, you were literally telling these people. Yeah. Huge things. I'm always like, no one really wins these things, even though people literally win these things. I mean, you were literally telling these people. That they've won. But see, at least like we call people when they win and we tell them and people hear

it. But like, you never know who wins that ute. You never know who wins that $500 gift card or that thing. You never find out. And you wonder sometimes if they even win them. If they even do it. If they've just like driven the Toyota highlights back to Toyota and been like, thanks for that.

Thanks for that. Sales went up huge. Have you ever won anything? Nah. Producer's booth? I'm just trying to think. I don't think I have. I know Vaughn's talked about his mum wanting a magazine.

Yeah, that's right. It was for a movie. She wanted a trip to San Francisco. You guys won anything big? Oh, I put my hand up, but it wasn't big. But I won a radio competition when I was a kid. And I got a $50 voucher to a clothes store. And I got there and it was 50% off at the whole store.

So it was a $100 voucher. Oh my God, you just girl-mastered. Oh, wow. And it was like when you're a kid getting $100. It was the best thing ever. And I bought like sequined dresses and the most outrageous things and my mum's like, no.

What radio station was this? Oh, surely ZM. That feels like it wasn't ZM. That feels like it was an absolute... That has more FM energy. It does have more FM energy. What radio station was it? I'm trying to remember.

Probably Hits, realistically. Okay, well that's within the company. I'll let that slide. Yeah. I gotta say, I was a big more FM girl when I was growing up. Sorry. Yuck. Yeah, I that's within the company. I'll let that slide. I gotta say, I was a big More FM girl when I was growing up. Sorry. Yeah, I'm sorry. Yuck.

Sorry, More FM. Wash your mouth out. Sorry, so I'll sit in the corner. I do remember they were like, what's your name? And I was like, Shannon Trim. And then they called me Shannon Trum and then I cried because I thought the voucher wouldn't be valid. Wow, they were bullying. They were bullying children. Holy moly. And then I thought the voucher wouldn't be valid. Wow, they were bullying. They were bullying. Oh, my God, they made fun of you. They were bullying children.

Holy moly. And then I thought the voucher wouldn't be valid because I was like, if they've written my name wrong, then it's not my age. Oh, Trummy. Oh, Trummy, that would never happen at ZM. They would never do that. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley.

Play ZM. Did you guys get the work email yesterday and it was like, click this because you've logged in somewhere and it was made to look all official but it was a test to see if you were like dumb and you clicked the wrong thing. We noticed an attempt to log into your account

that seems suspicious. Was this you? If this was you. Did you click the link? No. Good. Did you you click the link? No. Good. Did you guys click the link? No.

Good. Very close. Oh, Trummy. Yeah, she's dumb, Trum. Yeah. Oh, dumb Trum. I've fallen for the one before, though, where it said the CEO loved my work

and wanted to buy me a Presley card. Oh, Boxy. I was like, thank you so much. I have been working hard. Yeah. Nope. You're being scammed. Well, AI, this is out of the Cornell University.

Researchers have discovered a new way for AI to get our passwords. Now, you'd think you're pretty savvy, right? Like, you don't click on things. No. I deleted that email straight away. Do you use the same passwords over and over? Correct. Do you always put in your passwords or are they saved in your keychain?

Saved in my keychain. Yeah, see, this might be the way to get around this, but researchers have used AI and they made it so that it could listen from an iPhone near your keypad and with 95% accuracy, they could hear the passwords and keys that were being pressed on a MacBook Pro. But they don't sound... They sound the same, right? I'll put this to it.

Okay, wait. What was that letter? Wait, do an A. Do a J. Or does that... They do sound different. That did sound different. I'm going to write your name.

Okay. Oh, my God, they are different. They do sound different. I'm going to write your name. Okay. Oh, my God, they are different. They do sound different. Din, din, din, din. They do. But then, like, that was kind of like how a boomer dad would type, eh? Like, one finger and then where's the key? Glasses on the tip of the nose.

What is it? But they still sounded different. Yeah. Oh, okay, wow. So they also did it during a Zoom call. They researched during a Zoom call and just heard people typing. That was also on Skype, and they heard with accuracy 91.7% of the letters. Jeepers.

So we are all screwed. I'm supposed to move my phone further away from my keys. What, are we going to have to live in a commune in the middle of nowhere with no internet? So we're screwed. I'm supposed to put my phone further away from my keys. What, are we going to have to live in a commune in the middle of nowhere with no internet? And just like sit on grass. Otherwise, like they're going to get our like bank passwords and everything and we're screwed. I like the two-factor authentication. You know, anything when you put in a password, then it'll send you a thing.

It's so annoying. So annoying, but it's so good. But it's safe. Yeah, you've got to have two-factor on everything, because that's gonna get a, you know, that's gonna get around this. I can't believe this. Isn't that insane though? Leave us alone. Yeah, scammers, leave us alone. I don't have

as much money as you want to take. You know, it's all spent. Yeah. It's all gone. Hang on, but what if they took your mortgage? Thank you. Please take it away from me. No, that's not how scamming works. They don't take on debt, do they?

Oh my God, I would love it. Trying to get scammed and they're like, I'm going to take this debt from you. ASB, ring up. I'm so sorry, Hayley. We've been scammed. They've taken all your mortgage. You're now mortgage free.

Oh my God, no, you're kidding me. Oh my God, what a disaster. Play. ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. We mentioned earlier in the show, the start of the show, that producer Jared had his daily energy drink stuck in the vending machine. Well, I tell you what, there has been quite a drama between ad break and song.

Because the can is exactly the width of the drink chute. Yeah, and so usually you push the chute to put your hand inside to get it, but it's weed shut by this can. Yeah, and so the gamblers in all of us, or the arcade players in all of us, it's like a game at like a time zone or something. We're like, well, we've just got to use the other cans to dislodge this other can. How much have you spent?

I was just going to have a look. Did I get three cans? No, I did two cans. I've spent $9. That's fine. I'm happy to do it. I'm happy to do it. Your first can dented the can that's lodged in the chute

and then the other can went underneath Sort of propping it up. And then during that song, those two songs, Jared, you've been out there spending more money. I got another two big cans. So $4.50 each. We're currently sitting around $20.

The first one shunted the first big can. So I was like, ooh, we're almost there. Yeah, but it's still propped up by Hayley's can. Yeah, I was hoping the second can would fix that. Dropped another one. That one has now gotten wedged in the exact same way. Wait, so now there's two

wedged cans. One propping up one and then in the tray, another two cans just scrambling about. Yeah, and then I counted tray, another two cans just scrambling about. Yeah, and then I counted, there's nine cans sitting at the bottom. Yeah, I chucked three in and accidentally created a bit of a trough at the bottom. Wait, so Shannon's filled the trough. Yeah, I did three.

I tell you what, Tony Street came over from Coast, and she's knacky hardcore like me. She went straight in and booted it. She booted it. Yeah, man. And that couldn't dislodge the cans either. I gave it a kick as well just before again. And now there's a boot print.

My boots are a bit dirty. Get rid of that before the vending machine people come around. I also tried to put a knife in there. Right. Nine cans down and nothing. Nothing. So can I just say nine cans. Times 450.

Nine times 4.5. We've spent $40 so far. But we can girl maths this. If we get the cans back, it's free. We just need to get Jared his morning energy drink. From the self-driving ZM think tank, this is the top six. Well, we're not short on energy though, are we? No.

I'm having a blast this morning. And this energy drink conundrum is absolutely only helping that fact. Now, the Green Party, they're in a little bit of trouble. The King's Council. Now, I notice the King's Council, patent lawyer. Queen's Council, yeah. QC. Now, it's the KC.

KC and the Sunshine Band. They could do a little... That's a great dress-up for a party. Yeah. It's Disco Legends, KC and the Sunshine Band. Just an idea for them. The King's Council patent lawyer has said that the Green Party's Barbie political memes

could be breaching copyright laws. Yeah, but the movie company's not going to care. They want everybody memeing the hell out of this movie. Tell that to Eminem. You know, he cared when the National Party used his song. Okay, but that was different. That's ripping off a song for an ad. And the National Party doesn't have a cool image

that goes with Eminem. So they've done a bunch of them, the Green Party. They've done, you know, there's a meme of the four moments where Barbie and Ken are heading to the real world. And they're in a convertible, they're on a boat, they're on a rocket,

they're on a ski. Yeah. A snow ski. And it's that picture and then it says, New Zealand's wealthiest 311 families worth $85 billion celebrating after Labour decides

not to implement a wealth tax. That's good for them. Political sting. It's good for them. They did another one of Luxon's head blocked out by the, you know, like people are doing the like thing of them as Ken. Yeah. And being like, this Ken supports families being hungry, basically.

Not my beliefs, the Green Party's beliefs. Yeah. But anyway, they've been told off. Yeah. For doing this. I wonder if they'll stop. It's so funny and it's so relatable and that's what the Green Party is trying to be. Yeah. Do you know what I mean?

Well, before they stop, I've got the top six other Green Party Barbie memes they might want to try out before they get sued by Mattel. Yeah. Number six, a picture of Barbie and Ken rollerblading. Oh, okay. You know the picture, the iconic one?

They're on the boardwalk saying even plastic toys are reducing their carbon emissions. Oh, that's good. Rollerblading around, no carbon emissions there. You should send these to your girl crush. Chloe. Chloe Swarbrick. Yeah, I will. Yeah.

And then be like, oh my God, do you want me to deliver them in person? Should we have a cup of tea? Yeah. And we'll just hang out and see what happens. Yeah. Sure. Number five on the top six Green Party Barbie memes I could try out and see what happens. Yeah. Sure. Number five on the top six Green Party Barbie memes they could try out,

a picture of David Seymour wearing an Ellen Barbie, Ellen doll shirt, saying he was taken off the market for a reason, no one chose him. That would be quite savage. Again, that is savage, but very good. It's quite good they could use that, because that's why Ellen went off the shelves, because no one bought him. Ellen in the movie be quite savage. Again, that is savage, but very good. It's quite good they could use that. Because that's why Alan went off the shelves, because no one bought him.

Alan in the movie was quite cool. Alan's very cool in the movie. I think that was, yeah. He sort of has a similar sort of energy. Number four on the top six Barbie memes that the Green Party could try out, the Barbie foot meme, you know, with the arched foot. But it's just a really dirty foot, because they still need to, you know,

appeal to their hippie voters. And they've always got quite dirty feet. Sort of in the grass, maybe. Oh, I thought you were going to say it was like a school kid with no shoes. That's even better. Being like, these bare feet look cute? No, they belong to a child who

can't afford shoes. And they're walking to work with bare feet. They're walking to school. Do something about it. Poverty. Yeah, exactly. That's even better. You've built on that. We should be in charge of memes.

We absolutely should. Number three on the top six Barbie memes the Green Party should try out. A picture of Ryan Gosling's Ken, a.k.a. Beach Ken, lounging on a beach lounger on top of a glacier, saying soon everywhere will be a beach. Yes, that's good as well. That's really good. We're in a climate crisis. That's good from you.

Yeah, thank you. I think that's quite good. Can you imagine it? It's political, but it's fun. Yeah. Number two, a picture of the Parliament building, the Beehive, saying, hey, today we're just hanging out at New Zealand's Mojo Dojo Casa House. Yeah, that's good.

That's our Mojo Dojo Casa House, isn't it? Yeah, it is. Yeah. And number one on the top six Barbie memes that the Green Party should try out. A picture of weird Barbie, Kate McKinnon, with the caption, maybe weird Barbie wouldn't be so weird

if she had access to affordable housing and free dental work. She lives in that weird house on the top of the hill. These are great memes. Because that's the only place she can afford. You have to send these to Chloe's corporate. She looks a bit funny because she can't afford, you know, general health care. I love that. That is today's top sack.

Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. In the next 20 minutes, we're going to give you the chance to win $500 cash. All thanks to V. It's New Zealand's most popular energy drink. It's getting a taste lift. Yes. We've talked about this. Shannon's dad, Colin, big fan.

Big fan. Can't taste the difference. He's happy. He's happy. He's a happy man. Now, we're going to play a game called V2.1. So you listen for the activator. In the next 20 minutes, if you get through and we pick you,

we're going to go V2.1, open up a V can. Yeah. And you have to guess how many V cans we are opening. Today, it would usually be out of six. Today, it's out of five because Vaughn's not here. Vaughn's, yep. So we're going to have a maximum of five. It could be like two.

Well, I don't think we'll ever do one, right? We'll just always do at least two or three or four. That's what you thought. You've got to be listening because we'll go V21. Wait, are we going to go V 2 1 then or on 1? No, no. V 2 1 click. Click. Okay. So listen up for that activator. It's a chance

you to win $500 in the next 20 minutes. It is so silly, silly, silly that silly little poll, silly little poll, silly little poll, silly little poll, silly little poll. I cannot believe how close today's silly little poll results are. I would have thought it would have been a bit more one-sided as well. Is it rude to recline your chair on a plane, your seat? Yeah. Yes, 51%. No, 49%. I mean, there's so many things to take into account. How long's the flight?

Are we flying for, you know, 14 hours? Are we flying for one hour? Domestic or to Australia or the islands, like three to four hours, no. No. You don't need your seat back. You don't need it back. If you want to nod off, you can nod off, but you don't need your seat back. You don't need it back. If you want to nod off, you can nod off, but you don't need to have a full

reclined sleep. Get one of those neck things. The ones that stop your head from going. Yeah. The ones that stop your head from falling. Use that. Or just put up with it. But I mean... I would even say... No, I think a long haul. Let's say you're going Auckland to LA. Once

everyone's had their dinner and the tables are cleared and you want to go to sleep, then I'd say that's acceptable. Oh, God, but there's nothing like that moment when you're just trying to watch a movie and then it's like... And it just keeps jolting in front of you. If I ever put my seat back, I always do it really slowly. Because there's nothing worse than someone that's like... Well, what did you do the other day?

Shunt it back. So I was on a flight a few weeks ago, and there was like a family in front of me, and this kid jolted his seat back, and I just put my hand out and went, and pushed it right back to upright, and he didn't push it back again. Yeah.

You're a child. You're small. You're a child. Your feet don't even touch the ground. You don't need that. Get away with the seat. I love that. But I will put my hand up if someone like slowly reclines the seat.

I'll just push it back and then hold my hand there. And then hopefully they just leave it. We're quite tall. So I sometimes just shove my knees up against the seat. And so it can only go back a certain amount. And I'll be like, oh, damn, I've got one of those broken chairs. Yeah, exactly. But people are so divided on this.

Yeah. So, some messages. Well, the results are 51% said yes, 49% said no. So close. Bronte says it's only rude when food is being served. I'll complain loudly to the flight attendant if a person has reclied when I'm trying to eat. They're better now, flight attendants, though, at saying, like, please bring your chairs up. Yeah, yeah.

During food time. But still, some people are idiots. Yeah. An Instagram called hello, my name is, and it says dot, dot, dot. I can't see the rest of it, so we'll never know. We'll never know. Anonymous.

Short haul, yes. Long haul, everyone's sleeping. So, no. But ask first. No, no, no. Why do you know you've got that round the wrong way? No, short haul, yes, it's rude. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.. No, no, no. Why do you know you've got that round the wrong way? No, short haul, yes, it's rude. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, long haul, no, because everyone's sleeping. But ask first. No, you don't ask. Excuse me, do you mind if I recline my chair? I'd be like, yeah, I'd do it. Rather you didn't. I just would. I'd be like, yeah, please don't.

You don't ask. You don't ask. You just do it. We all know the clopepuppet of the flight. I think planes should take the button out for, if a plane is a short-haul plane, like a domestic or, you know. Yeah. Take them off.

Take them off. You don't need them. I don't think it's quite that easy in between a turnaround flight to just remove all the buttons. No, I mean install a seat that doesn't have the button in the first place. Yeah. Unless it's a big plane for long-haul flying. Yeah.

Just get rid of it. And then you save all the arguments, too. Yeah. Courtney says, I'm nearly six foot. This is Courtney who was on the Bake Off. I was like, I know a tall Courtney. Oh, okay. Courtney from Bake Off a few years ago.

Small world. Oh, hello, Courtney. I'm nearly six foot. You are. I remember you. And my knees are already pressed into the seat in front when it's on its normal position, I feel you. And if there's a tally, I'm definitely looking down at it.

You've got to be a bit of an a-hole to see me struggling behind you and still go ahead and recline. Yeah, I guess there is a consideration. It's the short people and the kids that recline. I'm like, you don't need this. Short people looking behind and seeing a tall person and still reclining. Yeah. I agree.

That's pretty tough. Karen says, FFS. Yeah. If they were not meant to recline, then they wouldn't. Okay, wow. Really living up to the name there. I'm sorry, Karen. I'm joking.

Karen's sick of hearing that also. People need to stop being so feckin' precious and shut their gobs. Oh, my God. This is the most Karen message from Karen. I love that. And if everyone reclines, we all have the same space. But I like to be erectus. Yeah, I like to be erectus as well.

You know, I like to sit upright, my back nice and straight, watch the movie. Because it's an annoying amount of recline. Even sleeping, it's still an annoying amount. Now, Lucy says it's only an annoying amount. Now Lucy says, it's only rude if there's someone behind you. If no one's behind you, go for it, Queen.

Absolutely. Yeah. But flights are absolutely packed. And Courtney says, a different Courtney, not from Bake Off, but please feel free to apply for the next season.

Yeah, absolutely. As part of your fare for a ticket, you are paying for the recline function. Ooh. It is polite to have it upright during meals, though. Yep.

And then Trish said they recline for a reason. Now that's a real Trish answer as well. Trish sounds like she'd just be settling into, you know, a Christchurch to Auckland flight. Yep. And it goes bing and she's like, boom. Belt off, chair back. Thanks, Trish.

Yeah, thanks, Trish. Thanks, Trish. Yeah, thanks, Trish. Thanks, Karen. Thanks to both the Courtney's. Thank you to everyone. Yeah. And thank you to my name is. It's a divisive topic.

It really is. 13 past seven. Next on the show, the etiquette. For sliding into someone's DMs, how to flirt on Instagram. And how not to. You've got some great examples of how not to.

I can fish some out. Play ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Now, as a woman on social media, And how not to. You've got some great examples of how not to. I can fish some out. Now, as a woman on social media, I have received a number of slimy DMs. Some of them very innocent and, you know, good for you. Try your luck. You've got to try your luck. Try your best.

Try your luck. You've shared some over the years with some messages you get and I'm just like wow. Someone going straight for the butt. Remember that? I remember that one, yeah. Someone said they wanted to do the butt. And I was like, hang on. You haven't even taken me out for dinner.

Yeah. What's my middle name, mate? Before you get down there, for God's sake. Jeepers. Anyway. Anyway. It's the Wild West. It really is.

It is the Wild West. And I read this great article. It's from a men's website. Okay. So it's basically like a sort of a PSA to men to be like, hey, just a reminder, blokes. Instagram is not a dating app. Yeah.

It's not a dating app. It's not, no. It's a social media app. It's a way for people to share lives and connect with people. And it's different because my intention of being on Instagram is not to receive butt requests. Or pictures. Or pictures.

Or anything like that. Invitations for dating. Invitations for all sorts of things. Yeah. It is just to be on Instagram and share little snippets of your life. So there was a, he calls himself a sex educator called

Kenneth. He has shared some do's and don'ts for flirting on Instagram. Now we'll go through these because I know that the girlies have also received some fabulous DM slides. Do you girls get, because I know a lot of girls get the sugar daddy, the copy and paste,

it's almost like a copy and paste. Yeah, absolutely. It's a scam, right? Like they take over an account. Yeah, it seems like it. I mean, I've not replied personally, Fletch. I considered it. You don't need a lot of money from a really old man?

Yeah, well, I'm just looking at one I got last night and he said, we can talk terms and weekly allowance later. What are the terms? I've had one of these in the recent years. Because I am 34 this year, you know, so I think that the sugar daddy thing might be up. You're kind of like sugar

baby dead. Yeah, I am. A sugar baby dead. You're like sugar lady. Am I gonna be a sugar lady? Oh, wait, no, so you're... Now I'm looking for a young lover. Yeah. Hi. Hi. She's 10 years younger than me.

Kyle, Kyle, Kyle. So you've received a few, Karwina. I'm sure you've received a couple of slip-on-ins. Well, here's some of his do's and don'ts. Do be respectful. He reminds us that Instagram's not a dating app. The same etiquette should apply as in real life

when you're talking to someone. So if you want to flirt with someone in real life, you don't just come in and say, hey, straight to the butt. You get to know them first. You ask a few questions, approach them, like tread lightly, especially if you don't know them all, respectfully. What is the real life equivalent of somebody liking six or seven of your Instagram photos

going back sometimes two to three years? That is one of his next ones is don't be a stalker. If you go in and you're going so deep down that we're back at 2017 and I'm in a bikini in Croatia and you've liked it today. You did look hot in Croatia in a bikini in 2017. I've never had a body like it again. Yeah.

You know? Yeah, I mean, I don't know what the equivalent would be. Maybe like when they come up to you in a bar and just start talking like you're already going to sleep with them later. Yeah. So what are we doing for breakfast tomorrow? It's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

We're doing eggs on toast. They come up to you in a bar and say, I saw you in Croatia in 2017. Heart. Holy hell. Yeah, and they push your heart. And you're like, don't touch my chest plate. Thank you very much.

But that is his, don't be stalker-ish. And you get that. I get it. You go on, you'll see the little hearts. You're like, oh, I've got a few hearts and likes and stuff. And it'll be one profile. Like, like, like, like, like, like all your photos so deep. What do you want me to do with that?

Are you going to fall in love with someone like that or are you going to think stalker? No. I'm going to think stalker. That's a bit stalky. It comes across as try hard, says Kenneth.

Right. It's too much. It's too much. Be genuine. Do be genuine. Now, it might be tempting to sort of like put on a persona because we're on Instagram.

Yeah. But if you're wanting to use it to like slip into someone's DMs, be who you are. Because if you actually want what you're saying that you want, you're eventually going to meet me. Do you want butt stuff? Or do you want a cup of tea? Okay, yeah. Right.

You know, be genuine. When you put it like that, that guy was being genuine. Actually, I was going to say I appreciate the honesty, but I didn't. No, no, no, you didn't. Well, this leads me to my next one. Do not be overly sexual. Again, it's Instagram. Yeah, yeah.

Come on. Fire emojis on a hot picture may be okay, but don't go further than that. Yeah. I have one guy, one guy, and I haven't blocked him yet and I don't know why, who comments on every message, story, Instagram post,

reel that I'm in. Well, he's probably just a big fan. And he says, my sexy girl. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's a bit, yeah, no. You're so sexy, my girl.

My sexy girl. Sexy girl. My sexy girl. You're my sexy girl. I'm like, I'm not your girl. I'm not your sexy girl. I am a sexy girl,

but I'm not your girl. Yeah, that's a bit. I am a sexy girl, but I'm not your girl. Yeah, that's a bit, yeah. What are we doing here? Have you clicked on his profile? Like, does he have a wife and kids? Oh, I have had that before. I think that was the butt guy. No, it wasn't the butt guy.

It was someone else sending really, really lewd things through Instagram, and I went on his page, and it was like, father of da-da-da-da, husband to link profile. I was like, oh, yeah. I-da-da, husband to link profile. I was like. Oh, yeah. I didn't message him. I'm not here to ruin a marriage, but good Lord.

Yeah. What? Where is he? I'll find him. He's a weird dude. He's a weird dude. Okay. So those are the etiquettes.

Those are the etiquettes. Don't be overly sexual. It is not a dating app. Yeah. Don't be a creep. Don't be a pest. Unless the guy that liked like six of your photos is like super hot. Yeah, go for it.

Well, yeah, the rules don't apply to you. Obviously not, no. Play ZM's Fletchford and Ailey. Play ZM. Well, British Airways, the airline, has done a big study of British tourists, and they have come up with what they say are the five types of travellers at airports. Yeah. And I think we can definitely relate to this in New Zealand.

Oh, yeah. And I think we can all fit ourselves into one of these five types of travellers. Half drunk? Oh, yeah. That's usually me. Yeah, that definitely fits into one of these. Because you just the other day mentioned, we've mentioned this, you were late to your flight. In fact, they'd shut the flight off.

I was enjoying a cider, a bowl of ramen, and I was watching Love Island. And I had my headphones on. And no bing bing bong was made to my attention. And then I was like, man, the time's passing. You could be an airport ambler. I'm not an ambler. No, I'm not an ambler. I think you might have relaxed into an ambler. I'm not an ambler. No, I'm not an ambler. I think you might have relaxed into an ambler.

I was quite hungover. Okay. I mean, maybe we could be different characters. Depending on our day and mood. On different days and different moods. What's the ambler? Airport amblers make up only 4%. It's the least popular.

And this is Vaughn. This is why I wish Vaughn was here. They're always last to the plane. No, that's not me. This was a one-off. They is why I wish Vaughn was here. They're always last to the plane. No, that's not me. This was a one-off. They take their time. No, I'm running. Because you're very, yeah. I like get in through security. Boom, jacket on. Okay, so that does, that is, okay, I'm going to get to this soon. So I'm going to start with the least popular to the most. So the ambulance, that is Vaughan for sure. 8% of people that were studied are the airport adventurer.

Now, they explore duty free. Oh. They do also dawdle. So they're a little bit of an ambler. Yeah. But they're not last on the plane. But they're not just like,

oh my God, just taking forever for no reason. You look and you're like, why are you moving that slow, Vaughan? Why? We're going to go. Those are 8%.

Now, 22% of people, the third most popular type of traveler at the airport, what they describe as the airport athlete, which I think is a little bit of me, but not fully. They eye up queues. They're always looking for the shortest queue. They treat it as a competitive sport. Yeah. So they're always just looking for the quickest way through.

They're probably going to stand up first as well when the plane lands because they want to get to the baggage first. This is you. This is you. It's a little bit of me. This is you in every aspect of life though. Like if we're walking down the street, you'll be like, cut here, cut here, come this way, come this way. And I'm like, far out. Lights up. They're about to change. So let's go here.

Let's go here now. Even in a crowd at a concert, you're like, zip, zip, zip. I'm like, how are we at the front? How did we get here? This is just zip, zip. I'm like, how are we at the front? How did we get here? This is just my whole life. I'm just like, yep. I'm in a hurry for no reason. Looking out for things.

With everything. So this is the second most popular type of traveler at an airport. 43% of people that they studied were the airport autopilot traveler. They just go with the flow. Oof, yeah. They just let someone else take charge. They more often than not don't know where the gate is, but they get there.

Yeah. They're not last on the plane. They're just autopilot, and they are normally with the most popular type of person at the airport, the airport ace. 49% of people identified as this, fully prepared. Yeah. They're the leader if they're with people.

They've got a fanny pack, got the passport in it. They have a fanny pack with a passport, or they have the entire group's passport. They have everything printed out in a folder. They've got two pens for filling in the reports. Perfectly packed liquid gels and aerosols. Oh, of course. Perfectly packed.

Everything is perfectly packed. Yeah. They're probably going to want to be first on the plane so they get the overhead bins. Yeah, they don't even bring a laptop. Yeah, and they may also be a little bit of the airport athlete, which is me. I feel I'm the airport ace with a bit of athlete. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you are.

You know, always eyeing up the lines. Yes, yeah. Getting the baggage. They're wearing low shoes so they don't have to take them off. Oh, my God, yes. Thus saving time. Don't wear boots. They already take their bangles off

because those are going to set the machine off. No belts. They don't faff around at the security checkpoint. You're good to travel with for this reason. Vaughn, no. And I wish he was here because he had... Vaughn's and Aaron. Aaron and Vaughn are almost the same person.

They're terrible people to travel with. What are we looking for? What are you doing? What is it that you don't have? I've got it all. Let's go. Let's go, let's go, let's go. Let's go, let's go, let's go. It's stressful.

It is. Next on the show. People are freaking out because they've just found out what Rebel Wilson's sisters are called. Well, siblings are called. Yeah. And there's a bit of a theme to the family.

Quite a theme, yeah. Rebel, that's the clue. You might have seen this pop up overnight. Everyone's flipping Rebel, that's the clue. ZM's Fletchvorn and Hayley. You might have seen this pop up overnight. Everyone's flipping because they're realising that Rebel Wilson, Rebel, already a cool name. Yeah. Her siblings' names are Liberty, Anarchy and Riot.

Rebel, Liberty, Anarchy, Riot. All like rebellious names. Wow, I never knew that. I never knew that either. How did we not find this out sooner? I don't know. I think people are just like, huh. It's just kind of going popular now.

So there's a bit of a theme there, I guess. I'm trying to see like pictures of her parents. Are they happy? So there's two sisters and one brother. I don't know which one's the brother. The parents don't look hippie at all because that sounds like punk, right? Like they sound like they'll be like old bloody. But they might've been like punk or hippies

and now they're just like, I don't know, boomers. Yeah. Yeah. So she's the oldest rebel. Yeah. And then her siblings then went, what were they? Liberty.

I mean, Liberty, that's like freedom, right? Liberty. I think Anarchy is the boy, and then Riot is the girl. Anarchy. Well, like, Anna, do you call him Anna? Or maybe she's the, I don't know. It's hard to tell. Wow, okay. But there's a bit of a, I like the theme.

Do you? I do. I mean, I like the name Rebel. But there's a bit of a, I like the theme. Do you? I do. I mean, I like the name Rebel. Anarchy is a terrible name for a boy or a girl. It's very close to Anakin. Yeah. Skywalker. Yeah, true.

So you could do that. Riot. Terrible name. What if you're lame? Like, what if you're a quiet, lame, sort of like docile. And your name's Riot. He's like, yeah, you're a hell, you're a bloody riot, aren't you? Yeah.

Anyway, because I've always thought about baby's names with no intention to ever have a baby, but I've been like, oh, yeah, you'd have little thematic things, you know. Like a theme. Yeah, yeah, you know, like some people are like Freddie and Bowie or something and you're like, oh, yeah, some rock stars. Or like a lot of like city names. Yeah.

Like Paris. Yeah. And. Indiana and. Yeah, Guatemala City. Guatemala. Yeah. Because that's what Vaughn wanted to call August, eh?

Yes. Yeah, yeah. Because it's Indiana. Yep. And then he wanted to do Guatemala. But yeah, like all months of the year, like August. Yeah, August and March. March, yeah. Because it's Indiana. Yep. And then he wanted to do Guatemala. But yeah, like all months of the year, like August. Yeah, August and March. March, yeah.

March? Baby March. Baby March. Are you saying March as in like Marjorie? March. No, March. Yeah. As in the sport.

I want to know if maybe you and your siblings or someone in your family have like themed names. Rain and Bo or Crystal. Oh, God. I did, there was a family in the marching community with Elvis and Presley. Presley was a girl, Elvis was a boy. What about the famous twins that, I think it was in the news, they tried to name Benson and Hedges.

Or Black and, isn't there a Black and Decker? God, I hope not. Like, help us all. Dolce and, isn't there a Black and Decker? God, I hope not. Like, help us all. But yeah. Dolce and Gabbana. You know, like maybe you've got a themed name. I mean, maybe. Or like this, you know, you're like Rose, Lily and Lavender.

Weed. Weed. And the brother is Weed. Gorse. And you're all plants. Yeah, yeah. So 0800-DARZEN. We'd love to take some calls now.

You can text her as well, 9696. Is there a theme for you and your siblings' names? Yeah. Like are they matching or thematically bound? We're wanting to know if you and your siblings have a themed name, like Rebel Wilson and her siblings, Anarchy, Riot, Liberty, and Rebel. Wild names. Very anarchic names.

Yeah, but a theme. Yeah. But a theme. So maybe all your siblings are named after cities. Oh, no. This one isn't true. No, this isn't true. No, no one's called Tressa Mae, L'Oreal, or Maybelline. No, this isn't true. No, no one's called Tressamay, L'Oreal or Maybelline.

No, that's not true. That cannot be true. Get them on the phone. No way. 460. There's no way. Bridget, good morning. Good morning.

How are you? Good, thank you. Now, this isn't you and your siblings, but you knew some siblings. What was their themed names? Yeah, so I work in a primary school, and I knew a boy, Teddy, and it was short for Edward. And then I met his younger brother, who his name was Cullen. And it took me a little bit to think about it, and I went,

Edward Cullen, no way. Twilight. Yeah, absolutely. They were Twilight siblings. Yeah, well, I'd have no idea if they were actually connected because I couldn't ask the mum that, but I'm always just like, hee-hee-hee, Edward Cullen. I don't think it was a mistake.

I don't think it was a mistake. I like that. I mean, it's beautiful. Yeah, I think they're great names on their own. Name us your favourite films. My kids would be Willy and Wonka. If you had a third, would you go Augustus? Yeah, it would have to be Augustus.

And then if I had an accidental fourth, it would be Gloop. It would have to be a little Gloop. Bridget, thank you. Keep your texts coming in, 9696. I'll wait for you to dial us at the end. We'll get to more of these next. We want to hear from you if you and your siblings have a theme running with the names.

There is some really good names. These are great. We're asking if you, your siblings, your children have themed names like Rebel Wilson's siblings. Rebel Liberty, Riot and Anarchy. Riot and Anarchy. Will you just be constantly explaining your name

to people? Everyone you met, what's with that name? Yeah. You just want to be a Gary, you know. And you just want to be a conformist. Yeah. You know, you just want to conform. We've got some amazing messages in. Like, some of these, I'm like, that's not true.

Well, we've got Bree on the line. Good morning, Bree. Good morning. How are you? Good. Is your sister Camindir? No, no, she's not. Okay. My brother's name is Corbin, Bree. Good morning. How are you? Good. Is your sister Camindir? No, no, she's not. Okay.

My brother's name is Corbin, though, after wine. That tells a lot about my parents. I like that for a first name, Corbin. Corbin, yeah, like Corbin. Corbin and Bree. Yeah, it's very nice. And do you have any other siblings? No, I've got some six siblings, but none that join the...

The Cheers and Wine group. The Cheers and Wine. Yeah, you don't have a cracker? No, we don't. Oh, that would be the next one. Yeah, my parents' names do both start with an A, though. And then obviously mine starts with a B, and my brother starts with a C.

Oh, you have seen a few of those on here. Was your mum the only sibling? Yeah, my mum was... Her mum's Leticia, her sisters are Loretta, Lynette and Lorraine. And then they just did Patsy. They didn't go for another, what's another L? Lisa. LaToya. LaToya.

Patsy could have been LaToya Jackson. She could have been. Bree, thanks, you called some messages in. I knew siblings in primary school called River, Reef and Tide. Okay. I quite like those. My kids went to daycare with a Jade and a Ponamu that were twins. Oh, yeah.

Have daughters, Summer and Storm, and they live up to it too. I went to school with a Lily, Daisy and Poppy sisters as well. I like those. My children are Joey, Jack and Jimmy. All with the Js. Yeah. Lightning and Stormy, twins, a boy and a girl. I went to school. Yeah. Lightning and Stormy. Twins, a boy and a girl. I went to school

with twins called Gin and Tonic. No, you didn't. No, you didn't. Gin's a cool name. Tonic. Tonic Sproul. You did not go to school with a Gin and Tonic. Tonic Fletcher. They wouldn't let you name your kids Gin and Tonic.

No, they surely wouldn't. Would they? No. I went to primary school with a trio of sisters, Annabella, Isabella and Arabella. Oh, no, that's too many Bellas. Because if they all went for Bella. But everybody would be called nicknamed Bella. Bella, Bella, Bella.

Bella, Bella, Bella. Bella, Bella, Bella. My daughter's name's a Ruby and Jade, like stones. We have Leo in August. Leo was born in August and August is a Leo. Okay. I like that. There's some more flower ones.

Hey, myself and my siblings start with J-K-L-M-N. Kind of a theme. Oh. I like this. We have our grandparents. Oh, a lot of people saying, you know, like Catholic families, they're all saints or something. Oh, really?

Okay, yeah, right. All of Aaron's brothers have Gerard or Gerard, depending on how they want to pronounce it themselves. Right. Tui. Sparrow. Tui, Cindy, Eliza, Sapphire, Ruby, May, August, and June. So you've got a few themes going on in this family.

Birds and months of the year. Yeah. Now, I don't believe this Tressa May, L'Oreal and Maybelline one. I just simply do not. No, neither. There's no way. I mean, I wouldn't put it past people. Yeah.

God, there's so many coming in. Irish names. Kiara, Ola and Haig. Kind of a theme. Okay. Gemma Sapphire and Crystal are my siblings. My mum has, I've got twin girls called Alpha and Omega. Oh, yeah.

Alpha. Got a real mask energy. God, there's, oh, my God. No one's called their kids Sativa, Talica and A.C. Aren't they synthetic marijuana? No, they're actual marijuana strands. I don't know. I mean, I wouldn't put it past people.

No. What? In the hut, long live the hut, there's twins called Wainui and Omata. No, there's not. Yes, that is brilliant. I babysat cousins called Denim and Levi. Not, the person who just texted in, 640, my boys are Chandler and Joey. No, they are not.

They named them after the Friends characters. What the fuck? That's so great. Oh, my God, we've had so many messages in. So many. They're popping off Thank you so much Oh my god

My daughter's name is Tequila And my son's name is Whiskey Wow No it's not People are just I once knew brothers Called Tim and Tam No you did not

No you didn't You're all lying to us People are lying now People are taking the piss Oh my god Oh my god There's three brothers That I went to school with

Called Random Rome And Rogue Which one would you be? You'd be Rome Oh, my God. Oh, my God. There's three brothers that I went to school with called Random, Rome and Rogue. Which one would you be? You'd be Rome. I'd be Rome. Vaughn would be Random. Yeah. And I'd be Rogue.

Yeah. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Play ZM. I dropped my phone, right, and it's been in no case for months and I was loving it and now it's all shattered. The camera doesn't work. The torch doesn't work. The screen is smashed.

And remember I said get a cover. You were like, I don't need one. And I was like, but look how sleek. Yeah. Look how sleek it is in no cover. Anyway, I've also been noticing that the phone's been getting increasingly hot. Okay. So if I use it for like more than a minute, it gets hotter and hotter in my hand.

Now I know that laptops do this, but my phone's never gotten like super, super hot. Like too hot to touch? Yeah, like, oh my God, like something's going wrong and it just keeps getting hotter until you just like turn it off and leave it for a bit. That doesn't, as she drops it onto. So I just dropped it again onto my MacBook. Jesus, she's a liability, I tell you. Anyway, so yesterday, no, day before last, at nighttime,

I got a message, despite being on the Wi-Fi, that said, you've used five gig of your mobile plan. Oh, yeah. Data. Yeah. And I was like. But you're on the Wi-Fi. Yeah, I'm on the Wi-Fi.

And also like, okay, whatever. Yeah. I don was like. But you're on the Wi-Fi. Yeah, I'm on the Wi-Fi. And also like, okay, whatever. Yeah. I don't know. I'm on a work plan. I think we get like 25 gigs or something like that. Not a lot. Not a lot. Did you hear that upstairs?

It's not a lot. I'm just saying it's not a lot. I never get the messages. I very rarely get them. Okay. The last time I got one was, remember, I got COVID and then I ran out of data and had to drive from Palmerston North to Auckland with no data and COVID.

Yeah. Dark days. Anyway. Thank you, though, for not flying and giving us all COVID. You're welcome. Yeah. Yeah, thank you. Anyway, so 5G, and that was on Monday night, and I was like, weird.

And then yesterday I was out and about and then I got a text saying, you've used 10 gig of your mobile plan. I was like, I haven't used 5 gig overnight. I'm on the work Wi-Fi at work. I'm on the home Wi-Fi at home and I've only been at work. Are you hotspotting?

Not hotspotting at all. Okay. And then a minute later I got a text saying, you've used 15 gig of your mobile. So apparently in a minute I used 5 gig despite me only sending one message to the group saying, God, I'm burning through my data. And then an hour later I got one saying,

you've used 20 gig of your. What is happening? What is happening? And I was messaging the group and Jared was like, have you toggled these things off? I was like, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, I've done all this. Yeah. I put it on low data mode and everything.

But there was no like. Because yes, yes, yes, yes, I've done all this. Yeah. I put it on low data mode and everything. But there was no, like. Because you went into your settings, you've seen what's been using the data, and it doesn't appear to be anything. It doesn't seem to be anything that's like, oh, my God, that's obviously, like, sapping it. But kind of damaged. Because you were messaging the group chat. I was at the gym. I was like, I don't know what's going on here.

Well, but this has only started happening since my phone got damaged. And then as it was getting used and used and used and I was texting, the phone was just getting hotter and hotter and hotter. And I was like, I was trying to read the messages from the group. And I was like, guys, I've got to go. I've got to put this phone down. Because it's so hot. It's burning my hands.

Okay, I think you've got to get a new phone. Yeah, I know. Or you've got to get it fixed. I know. It doesn't feel fixable to me. And also I keep trying to make content right because I'm trying to keep young and relevant and in connection. Yeah.

I don't have a camera. So it's just this. It's black. It's just a black screen. And then at night, because I don't have power at home, here's me turning my torch on. That's not on, is it? That doesn't work, yeah.

It says it's on. You've practically got like a Nokia brick there. Like an old school phone. Yeah, I can text. I can receive calls. And I can somehow get on the internet and use 20 gig of data. In five minutes.

I know. Can a damaged phone do that? Like use? I have no idea. What's it doing? I have no idea. That's so weird. That's so weird.

Yeah, I know. It's really, really weird. I don't know what That's so weird. That's so weird. Yeah, I know. It's really, really weird. I don't know what was using the data. It wasn't me. I watched like three Instagram stories. You're not accidentally updating your laptop? From my phone? Through your phone?

No, no. No hot, it wasn't connected. Yeah. Anyway, so stay tuned because obviously we need to get a new phone. This thing is absolutely a hot brick of death. Next on the show. I'm going to tell you all about masturbating. Is it something you can do with a phone?

Something you can do on your own. Okay, right. Well, I actually spoke about this not too long ago. Just when we came back, the last day of our holiday, I took myself out for a date. You remember? Yeah, you went to a restaurant. I went for a little walk around, had a lovely day of my own,

did some chores, and then I went to an Indian restaurant and straight up had a bit of chicken on my own. Love that. Naan with naan? Garlic naan. Oh, yum. Yes, yes, yes. Sometimes I don't feel

the garlic naan is worth the extra money. Like, it doesn't feel like they put a lot more effort into the garlic naan. Because it's got more butter on it, though. Yeah.

And that's worth the extra money. Oh, yeah. Okay, fair call. Yeah. Oh, I don't want a naan. Yeah, yum, eh? Naan.

Imagine a bricky naan. Roti or naan? Oh, you've pulled my heart there. I don't know. It depends on what I'm eating. If I'm eating Malaysian, I want a roti. If I'm eating Indian, I want a naan? Oh, you've pulled my heart there. I don't know. It depends on what I'm eating. If I'm eating Malaysian, I want a roti. If I'm eating Indian,

I want a naan. Roti's more flaky. Yeah, but it can be more, it feels more buttery, you know? Yeah. Yum.

Like a puffy, puffy roti. Anyway, don't do this to me. I'm trying to be good. Anyway, I took myself on a date and I like to do this every now and then. I said every sort be good. Anyway, I took myself on a date, and I like to do this every now and then.

I said every sort of fortnight, take myself on a date. I'm considering doing it this afternoon or tomorrow afternoon if I've got enough time. Okay. Because I bought that voucher. Oh, yeah. I bought a voucher by mistake, and now I've got to go to this cafe,

and I might as well go by myself. The millennials, Xenials, sorry, Xenials really we'll call them. It's Chansey. I'm all over the show. I'm thinking about none. I'm talking about Chansey. Carry on. Bring back, what was his name?

Bomber. That was bloody fun. Anyway, the Gen Zs and the millennials have put a term on taking yourself out for a date. It's called master dating because you're doing it by yourself. Like you're the master. Yeah, sure. Like you're the master of your dating life. Yeah, yeah.

You're taking yourself out for a solo date. Right. So they're saying that people that aren't even single should do this, take themselves on dates, and do something that traditionally would be considered a date. Right. So not just spending a day alone, but like go see a movie, go out for dinner. So you were accidentally doing something on trend.

It's unreal, isn't it? How cool I am. Yeah, accidentally cool. Oh God. Wow, look at that, accidentally cool. Accidental hip. Yeah. Carwen, your friend does this all the time.

Yeah, so recently she decided that this was going to be a regular thing every Friday. She takes herself to the supermarket, gets something nice to make a meal. She goes to, like, a bookstore, buys herself a book and maybe some flowers and then just, like, sits at home. Oh, she's reading a book a week. Has she got a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Not currently. No, she's just single.

She's just single and cooking a meal just single. She's just being single. She's just single and cooking a meal for herself. She's just being single. That's what being single is. No, she's done plenty of things. She took us out on a movie date. That's what Fletch does every day of his life, as a single man.

I mean, I don't buy myself flowers. I should buy myself flowers. You can buy yourself flowers. You can hold your own hand as well. That's sad, eh? That's sad, that's sad, that's sad. Just walking in the street. But you're just saying because she goes out of her way.

Yeah. Okay, right. Like regularly scheduling it and scheduling it as if it is a date, you know? Yeah. If you're just doing it by yourself, you wouldn't make it. You're just living life. Yeah. But then why doesn't she just go on a date?

Well, she does that as well. Oh, right, okay. Do you take yourself out on dates? Not as much as I used to. go on a date. Well, she does that as well. Oh, right, okay. Do you take yourself out on dates? Uh, not as much as I used to. I sometimes enjoy, like, going to, like, a meal by myself. I go to nicer places when I go on my own than I would go with Aaron because we can't afford it because Aaron eats so,

like, is such a big man. Yeah. If we went to a nice place and he and I ate, it's a lot of money, but if just I ate at this place, it's much cheaper yeah yeah so my solo dates are far more bougie

than the dates I would dare take Aaron on isn't that terrible I saved the best just for myself yeah I like it though I might have a little shop

you know little browser in the shops no man being like this is good this is pizza do you dress up do you dress up nice like you're going out

no no no no that's the that's the pleasure of master dating is that you don't have Do you dress up? Do you dress up nice like you're going out? No, no, no, no. That's the pleasure of master dating is that you don't have to. Oh, see, I like doing my makeup and wearing cute outfits, so I do that. I've got facial eczema at the moment,

so I'm sort of avoiding makeup at all costs. It's sexy stuff. It's sexy, sexy stuff. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Hayley. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Today's fact of the day is a wild story. And one with such audacity it'll blow your mind. Yeah.

So many years ago in 1999, long time, what a good year. People were freaking out about the turn of the millennium. Would the computers work? Would the planes fall from the sky? Oh, my God. Shannon was born? That hurts. Prince wrote a song about it.

Yeah. Now, there was a massive marathon called the Comrades Marathon, and it was in South Africa. Okay. Huge marathon. People from all over the world had prize money to it. Okay. And there was a runner called Sergio

Motsunenang. That's exactly how he pronounces it. He is from a impoverished village called Kwakwa in central eastern South Africa. Now I probably said that wrong. QWA?

QWA? Should we go to our resident South African? Or resident African, actually. Quaqua? Yeah, come back to me on that one. Wait, what a bad South Africa. Come on, you're a bad South African. You should know every impoverished village in South Africa.

Yeah. I'll work on that. Anyway, he was running in the race, right? He'd done well in all marathons before. Like a good marathon runner. Okay. He was hoping marathon runner. Okay. He was hoping to place. Okay.

Now there was his enemy, I guess, you know, his highest competition there. And he was, his name's Nick. He was really used to like counting races who passed him to know where he was in the position. Oh, yeah. Okay. So go like, where am I going to finish? Yeah. And then when he got there, he finished 15th, this guy Nick, and he

was like, looking at the board and he said Sergio, Sergio got 9th. But I didn't see him run past me, and it started to raise questions about it. Right. Right, but they had to let it go, and then I think the Sergio person won $10,000 for his 9th place positioning.

$10,000 for 9th? Yeah, I know. Wow. Yeah, I know. Okay. It's a bit like the bloody Weet-Bix. You know, everyone gets a prize. Yeah. And then it's fine, right? So they go away from this thing. Yeah.

And Sergio's like, I got ninth. And then the photos come out, the official photos. Oh, yeah. And this guy, Nick, who can't let it go, is like, something's amiss here. Right. Because in one photo, Sergio's there and his watch is on the right wrist. Right. Because in one photo Sergio's there and his watch is on the right wrist. Yeah. And then in another one somehow

it's switched to the left wrist like you normally do that in the middle of a run. No you don't. Swap a watch. You watch on the same arm. Yeah totally. It wouldn't have been a smart watch back in 1999 but it probably would have had like a stopwatch thing for timing and laps and all that kind of stuff.

Anyway, so he started to raise questions about it. And then on another photo, notice that miraculously, Sergio had developed a scar, quite an old scar, on one of his arms that wasn't there when he started. Right. Thus the mystery unraveled. And it turned out that 45 minutes in to this marathon, Sergio ducked into a port-a-potty,

because they've got them along the way. Yeah. And inside the port-a-potty was his identical brother, Fika, who was also a runner. Oh, brilliant. He was waiting, and he picked it up. So he only did half a marathon and would have had more energy. Yeah. Sprint past everybody. Yeah, so he gave his brother the shirt, his bib, his hat and his shoes.

And then his brother continued the race with fresh legs, more energy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they came ninth. Then they figured out, sorry, I just discovered this, then they figured out

they did the bait and switch again. So they were tagging team. Okay, wow. So they were just doing fresh legs the whole time. So it's like 45 minutes in. That's pretty early to be switching. They did it one more time where Sergio came back in,

put on his brother's very sweaty shirt, and then finished the race. Wow, okay. Unreal. But they got pulled out because they wear their watches on different wrists. Yeah. And the scar. Wow, okay.

Amazing, yeah. I was going to say, it's a lot of effort, but $10,000 in 1999, if you're from a poor, impoverished village, it would be a lot of money. Yeah, he just wanted some success. And it was quite a sad story because they banned him, took the title, took the money, right? Oh, wow.

Anyway, years later, in 2010, he came back and finished strongly in third place without cheating. Wait, did he beat Nick? Oh, no. And then he was tested positive for an unknown banned substance. This should be a movie. This should be a movie. He can't help himself cheating.

The story of Sergio absolutely playing the system of the Comrades Marathon. Anyway, so today's fact of the day is that Sergio cheated in the Comrades Marathon by switching twice with his brother. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Yeah. There was a woman who uses one of those doorbell security cameras. There's lots of brands. There's Ring. Yeah, they're the famous ones. Yeah, Ring.

And she gave her dad access to it, which I think is quite a good idea. She doesn't live with her father. Right. Right. Would you want your dad having your home, like you've got home security cameras. I do. Would you let Craig. All I use them for is to go like, rah, and give Aaron a fright.

Oh, because you can speak on them. You can speak into them, yeah. Or I'm like, nice, nice ass. It's so dumb. I don't know. I don't know that my dad would. Because I sometimes just watch Aaron. Do you?

I do. Should we see what he's doing? Because he's always up and working. Because we've got him around the building site. Yeah, yeah. Is that an invasion of his privacy? I think it is. Yeah, it really is.

Oh, well. You shouldn't have put the security cameras up. Yeah, I wouldn't give them to my dad. Anyway, this woman did. Yeah. And she's, you know, as she's entitled to do, she's on a date. And she brings someone home and sort of forgets. And because as soon as you enter the, like, camera, it sends a notification.

It pings and it tells everyone who's connected to that account, like, someone's on your doorstep. Yeah. So then you click it and it's his daughter and some young looking fella. I love they've got McDonald's in their hands. Show sponsor. Show sponsor. Fantastic. Shout out. Yeah, shout out. So they've obviously gone on a date, got some nonnies and they've come back for some more sort of

nonnies, you know what I mean? Yeah. At home nonnies. Yeah, and so then he texts her saying who's that guy at your apartment? You didn't hear me. I was saying that y'all better stop with that damn noise. And she said, stop stalking me. And then he goes, love you, I'm sleeping. She says, stop lying.

You're lying. She says, stop stalking me. And he says, I don't know what you're talking about. Who is he? Okay, wow. So she was caught on camera bringing home a little, a fun time. Yeah.

You'd cut dad off from the camera at that point, wouldn't you? You would cut Dad off from the camera. Yeah, it's done. I mean, these cameras, because you see this on like Instagram and TikTok a lot, people getting caught on camera doing all sorts of things on doorsteps. Or like the delivery drivers slipping over on the porches. Aww. Or people coming to steal packages and then tripping over.

Did you see someone caught on camera the other day? Someone was trying to rob their garage, and then their golden retriever came in, and they stopped to play with the golden retriever because the golden retriever was so cute. And there's footage of the burglar being like sneaky, sneaky, and then he's like... And he's like down on the ground, giving him like...

But the retriever... And he's got a big smile on his face. And then what, he kept burglarising them? Yeah, burgled them, and then left. Oh, yeah, okay, left. And then they got the footage, they were like, not only did you burg retrieving. And he's got a big smile on his face. And then what? He kept burglarizing them. Yeah, burgled them. Oh, yeah. And then they got the footage. They were like, not only did you burgle us. You patted our dog.

Yeah, you had a really nice time with our dog. Useless guard dog. I think we can get some calls in of when you got busted on camera, when you got caught on camera doing something. We talked about this. It hasn't come to my mailbox yet, but I drove past a speed camera with my finger so deep up my nose. We're like waiting for that photo. You want the photo.

You actually, you welcome the fine just for the photo. I really feel like it's going to pop off on Instagram. I have a friend, Sam. He, it was like, I guess winter, like it is now. And he went out on his deck to do something. And he like skidded all along the deck. And you've seen it, yeah. And then arsed over. And he's like had more than a the deck. And you've seen it, yeah. And then arsed over.

And he's like had more than a million views. And that was caught on. And then he recovers and you're like, yeah. And then he arses over. It's so good. So he's kind of, I think he's had over a million views or something. Yeah. But yeah, so we want to take your calls now.

0800 DALS at M. You can text through 9696. What got caught on camera? When did you get a bit busted? I'm only just remembering that I was in my backyard the other day and a drone flew over and I flashed it. Where's that footage? That's on neighboursdrones.com.

Yeah, we're wanting to know when you got busted on camera after a girl got busted by her father taking home a boy on ring camera. Yeah, a couple of messages in. One of them is anonymous. I got caught at a casino going into the toilet with my hubby for a quickie. We were escorted out.

As I was leaving, I'd be like, can I have the photo? It's a good story. What, so just going into the same toilet? Yeah, it's pretty obvious when you're stumbling into a toilet and pulling your husband in after you. Also anonymous, when were you caught on camera? Firstly, that was my drone, so thanks for that.

How did they look from up there? Don't answer that. I'm looking at it right now. It's great. Send me the footage. Send me the footage. I don't want to get in trouble. I'm looking at it right now. Yeah. It's great. Send me the footage. Send me the footage. Yeah, I will. I don't want that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I'm going to put it on my OnlyFans. Yeah. Did you get busted on camera, Anonymous? No, my brother's ex-wife did. Okay. Yeah, do you want the full story or just a shorter story?

Condensed version. I want the condensed but don't leave out the juice. All the facts. Yeah, with a sprinkle of juice. Yeah, okay,

so my brother is a massive computer nerd guy. He had cameras all through his house but his marriage was a little bit rocky and one night I told a mate to go over to look after my brother. In the morning I get a video sent to me from my brother saying, I need your help, and it was our mate and his ex-wife together.

Doing what? What were they doing? Keep it PG. You could imagine. Okay, well, they didn't go around to water the plants, did they? No. Oh, my God. How juicy. Yeah, yeah.

It's crazy. I mean, this was years ago. Now my brother's happily married to another woman, obviously, and we still talk to his ex-wife and the guy that she's now married to. Oh, so they ended up getting married. Did they? Yeah, they got married. Oh, true love, true love.

Does your brother still have all the cameras up, though, for the current wife, just to make sure she's not? Yeah, they got married. True love, true love. Does your brother still have all the cameras up though for the current wife just to make sure she's not? Trust has been broken there. It really has. Thanks for your call. Let's go to Greg. Greg, when were you caught on camera? Well, I'm pretty sure that I was caught on camera. Let's just say that

our house that we lived in overlooked what I came to find out was an illegal gardening operation. So there was numerous sirens and what have you, and then I heard a helicopter overhead. But I'd just woken up, and so my clothes were on the washing line. I walked straight out to the washing line, not thinking anything of my being in a towel. And I ended up basically eyeballing the two pilots of the Eagle helicopter as the camera was gathering evidence for the operation

was pointing pretty much directly at me. Wow. The police will be looking at that footage being like, so here's all the, oh, okay. Hello. Yeah, pretty much. So it was, yeah, very, very awkward. Because he got the infrared heat camera too,

so they would have seen, absolutely seen you doodle. Yeah, they would have seen you doodle. Absolutely. It comes up as a big red spot, I think. Can't see the town, this is a big red spot.. Yeah, it comes up as a big red spot, I think. Can't see the town, this is a big red spot. Or small, it doesn't matter. Exactly.

Everyone's different. Greg, thanks for your call. Keep your texts coming in, 9696 and wild stories. We'll get to those next. When you've been caught on camera. Messages coming in are really just sending me off on my Wednesday in a good mood. About when you got caught, when you got busted on camera. Some of these are insane.

I love this. I was picking my nose in the back of the shot on 6 p.m. news after the America's Cup wig, having a good old dig. Brilliant. My four-year-old daughter used to make videos on my phone for her channel. And one video in particular, she videos her adventure trying to find candy in mum's room. Okay.

She opens my top bedside drawer and found something rather interesting in there. There's a bit of a kerfuffle. Ends up turning it on and it shakes about and glows while she continues to video, wondering what it is.

Wow. Blowing. Okay, it's a candy maker. Where do we get these from? Yeah. I have been busted on the camera by my husband when I told him,

no, I haven't been shopping, but in fact I had about three or four bags in my arms. And what, she was seen carrying them in? Yeah. Okay, brilliant. Yeah, great evidence. Oh, my God. I had a friend that got drunk and pooped the bed.

I had a friend that got drunk and pooped the bed and then he climbed out the window and pooped some more. The door camera caught him butt naked trying to come back inside and he pooped himself. Well, there's a toilet inside. You pooped the bed and you pooped outside? Yeah. Just go to the toilet. When my husband was a teenager,

he got caught on Google Street View putting petrol in his car from a lawnmower can that he had found. So you can look up the address and it shows him stealing petrol from the can. Oh, wow. Hopefully they never used to blow your face, and now they do, right? Yeah, they do.

We took photos of our friend's mum's, on our friend's mum's bed at a pre-ball, not entirely dressed. Our idiot friend put his camera down and then accidentally picked up the mum's camera instead. Oh, my God. I see they're taking scantily clad photos on the wrong farm. I got caught with my brother's best friend, my brother's best friend, on my family house cameras.

I realised, took the camera down and put it in the deep freezer with the roasts and only took it out three months later when my dad suggested we had a deep freezer clean. It's not going to stop the live streaming to the cloud, though, is it? Yeah, it'll probably break it, I guess. I worked as a park ranger for years. One weekend, my boyfriend and I popped into work to pick something up. On the way out of the office, I thought it'd be funny,

and I mooned my boyfriend. I later found out that one of the other rangers had a trail camera set up for testing on the fence behind the office, and I directly mooned the camera and given had a trail camera set up for testing on the fence behind the office. And I directly mooned the camera and given him a clear shot of my anus. Sorry, years ago I was driving. Years ago I was courier driving and was caught on camera at 5am having a poop at the end of someone's driveway. Why are people pooping outside? I don't find a toilet.

Not good on the job when you have a chronic case of booze poos. Oh, yeah, okay, booze poos. I mean, what? You can't stop it, can you? No. Jeepers. I used to work at a prison. Oh, my God.

Let me read this ahead. It's a poop story. One of the gardeners at the prison was having a poop in the veggie garden. It's good for the potatoes. Yeah, but like horse poop. Stop pooping everywhere, everywhere guys We're all watching Shivers guys 10 out of 10 podcast

That one Yeah I think two of us were 10 out of 10 And one of us wasn't Or who was that which one We'll just leave that We'll just leave that there Well if you enjoyed today's podcast

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