ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - December 17th 2025

Episode Date: December 16, 2025

On today's episode of the Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley Big Pod, Fletch brings in lucky eggs to foresee what 2026 has in store, but will everyone be lucky... Kiwi's sexiest accent Flight attendant rev...eals that biggest reason people get pissed off at them Top 6 - Things at a supermarket owned by a 29 year old Personality traits of a people who walk fast Why Christmas is killing your sex drive Top Gen Z stains SLP - Is matching outfits with your partner cute? What is too spicy for you? Sarah name is popular again Fallout Interview Fletch has lucky eggs Fact of the day What is the petty reason you don't talk anymore? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 From the ZM Podcast Network. This is Fleshwin and Haley's Big Pod. Brought to you by Chemist Warehouse. The biggest brands at the lowest prices. Good morning. Welcome to the show, Fletch Fawn and Haley. Fallat season two is out. And a few weeks ago, Vaughn and I got to travel to Sydney, Australia, on the business work trip.
Starting point is 00:00:18 Yeah, I remember. We got some status points, didn't we? We got to meet some celebrities, didn't we? We did. Walton Guggins. Allo Pernel. Yep. And Aaron.
Starting point is 00:00:30 Asa. It's been weeks since we saw it. We called him Asa. Ever. Yeah, the cast of Fallout 2, which is out today on Prime Video. The first two episodes, I believe, looking at the episode guide. No, first episode today.
Starting point is 00:00:46 It's going to be weekly. Last season they dropped all the episodes at once. Aaron Moten. That's right. We got to see the first two episodes in a cinema and, oh my God, beautiful. Our interview with The Stars of Fall Out 2 is after 8 o'clock this morning. The top six
Starting point is 00:01:01 on the way? A 29-year-old owns a supermarket. What? That's crazy. A what? Yeah, a 29-year-old owns a supermarket. We're going to be dealing with that in today's top six. Next on the show, though. The sexiest accents of 2025 have been named.
Starting point is 00:01:17 Is our accent in there too? I'll tell you what Fletch and Vaughan it is. The Fletch Vaughan and Haley, Big Pod. Okay, the sexiest accents of the world for 2025 have been named. Now, can I ask who votes on this? Who decides this?
Starting point is 00:01:35 This is from World of Statistics. It's one of those huge global things. I don't know, but every year we say, we weren't asked. I wasn't asked. Mine, I don't know. What would yours be? I mean, I still love Irish. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:49 Like any kind of Brit accents. Really? Italiano. It's quite nice. Yeah, Spanish. See, Barbie. I know. Yeah
Starting point is 00:01:59 Whatever that call centre is You know, I love that Yeah Whatever that call centre was I don't know You couldn't understand The goddamn thing They were saying
Starting point is 00:02:08 Yeah But they sounded hot So I've got the top 50 Obviously there's more accents in the world Yeah we're not going through all 50 No we're not going to go through all 50 I know But in 50th is Croatian
Starting point is 00:02:22 Oh okay Well I don't really No I don't really know it No very well Romanian, Thai, Pakistani, German down the bottom. 45th is Welsh. Okay. Now, in 44th, we got the New York accent.
Starting point is 00:02:37 Okay. That's like, no, I love it. I found the Croatian counting to 10. Okay, let's have a listen to that. Just to jump back to that. One, two, three, four, five, six, six, six, is it? It's quite like Russian.
Starting point is 00:02:53 Yeah, yeah. Okay, okay, we does have that sort of, sorry. I'll give you the top 10 Okay Um Papi Papi Papi number 10
Starting point is 00:03:04 We go Brazil Brazil But that's actually Portuguese Do you get in your algorithm Do you get in your algorithm Do you get in your algorithm? Yeah but it's the Brazilian
Starting point is 00:03:11 It's the accent Not so much the language It's more the axi Do you ever get in your algorithm Oh maybe it's just me My algorithm is just old ladies Okay mine Occasionally I'll get
Starting point is 00:03:21 In Brazil we don't say No thank you We say They say something really hot. No, thank you, but it was all there. In Brazil, we don't
Starting point is 00:03:33 say, thank you, big boy, we say yeah. Now, I don't know who voted on this, but at number nine, we got Southern American. Really? I mean, of which, again, there's so many different ones, but I suppose like country music. I would have gone California and over, I went
Starting point is 00:03:50 over southern. Oh, no. Okay, in eight, Spanish. Yeah. Spanish. It's just, it's just sounds sexy. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:03 Kisses for you, baby. Kisses for you. I have to go to work. I can't, but I want to give you kisses. Okay, so that's eight is Spanish. In seventh, bonjour, we have the French. Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, we will, yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:17 I agree. They're just A-holes. No, they're not. I reckon we've got to change the view on the French. When I was in France this year, I think they were nicer than the Italians. Really? Yeah. Especially the beautiful, bronzed men.
Starting point is 00:04:35 Yeah, okay. Right. Are you just basing this on one experience, Hayley? I'm basing this on stats as voted by the world. Okay. In sixth place, we've got Scottish. For the sexiest accent. Sexist accents, I, I like a bit of scorish, I.
Starting point is 00:04:52 I won't be doing all these accents. Oh, I think I'm pretty safe, actually, from here on out. Because they're all white, are they? Yeah, pretty much. Now, in number five. Australia? It's our cousins. Yeah, Australia.
Starting point is 00:05:05 I guess as well, like, you know, if you're thinking, like, be, you know, like, it's not voted by us, just us. We'd be like, ugh, yuck. Yeah. By the way, I'm in fifth with Australian. Still we haven't heard from New Zealand, and we are on this list. Wow, okay. Okay, fourth is Italian.
Starting point is 00:05:23 Yeah. Gregor. It is, it's sexy. Yeah, it is very sexy. Do you think it's sexy than Spanish, though? I think Spanish is sexy than Italian. I don't know, the Italians, though. God.
Starting point is 00:05:33 Yeah, but you're not looking at them. Listening. Grand arre sprund. Yeah, I'm into it. I'm really into it. It depends, different strokes. All right, third, and here I am with my number one, it's Irish. Twiddly, D.
Starting point is 00:05:49 Okay, haven't heard from South Africa, have we? Just saying, you're saying you must be Devo. You're a hometown. Top two, yorch. Number two. Wait, it is not. Yoch. It is not?
Starting point is 00:06:02 That's right. Is it? South Africa, number two. Our friend Zane will be very happy about that. No. Right. Right. Number two, South Africa.
Starting point is 00:06:12 Is it? I'm never. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. If we can be serious for a moment. If we can be serious. That's not.
Starting point is 00:06:17 That's nuts. I'm sorry. Spanish is sexy than South African. Yeah, way sexy. You're no offense to our many South African listeners. No offense, no offense, no, no. I don't know who voted, but so you know, here we are. Here we are.
Starting point is 00:06:32 So, number one, that must mean. That's us. It's us. You are coding, why, you're not cutting. It is weird, though, when you do travel overseas, people do love. They find it so alluring. They find our accent very cute and alluring. You're right.
Starting point is 00:06:50 Very alluring. I guess it's so weird. Like, it's not like a lot of, like, Spanish. Italian, French, they kind of roll, you know, they've got similar vibes. Kiwi just makes no sense. Yeah. And I kind of like, maybe even it is close
Starting point is 00:07:03 to the South African accent, you know? Yeah. It's wild. Okay, well, I mean, we'll take it. That's a win. A win for 2025. Someone messaged in, good morning, Svenia. Good morning, Svenia.
Starting point is 00:07:15 Jason Memorial is not an accent. That's just American. That's a man. That's... That's man. You're getting lost in a man. Yeah. So we had none of the Nordic Scandinavian countries, did we?
Starting point is 00:07:29 If I may go back to my list, it's right down the bottom. Our Nordic things. We've got Norwegian and 37th, Austrian 38th. People don't like them. German, 46, Swiss, 35th. I'm just, there's the Swedish accent. It's like, doop do, do, do, but, yeah. Like, huge.
Starting point is 00:07:49 Is that the, I only know the bumpers. The ZDM Podcast Network. A flight attendant has revealed the one thing that makes passengers nasty. Oh, really? Nasty. That really kind of like swish. Make the passengers nasty or make the flight attendants. Make the passengers nasty towards the flight attendants.
Starting point is 00:08:12 No yes? Yes. Being cut off. What do you mean cut off? No more booze. No more booze. No, not that. I've never been cut off on a flight. I think you had been told that was enough.
Starting point is 00:08:20 No, I've never been cut off on a flight. On the... They just started ignoring. Yeah, on the Middle Eastern flights, I'll say it is harder to get a drink because no one else is drinking. You know what I mean? But if you're on some other airlines, you're like, well, here we go. Yeah, pile it on. Is it reclining?
Starting point is 00:08:36 No. So the, um, uh, technology not working. No? Chicken or fish? No. Oh yeah, I do hand it when they run out. Your choice isn't available. Sorry, your choice isn't available because you're right at the end.
Starting point is 00:08:47 And you're going to have dry. And you're like, oh. Well, the, um, flight attendant union vice president, Chip Lowe, uh, he did an internet. you with the Washington Post. Ahead of the busy travel season, because in America, especially everyone's heading home as well. Thanksgiving. For Thanksgiving and Christmas.
Starting point is 00:09:03 Like, we are about to travel. I think this Friday is one of the busiest domestic days. The airports and then international was just after January. Well, traffic's going to be awful. I'm not dropping you to the airport on Friday. You can absolutely Uber. We'll be fine. We'll be fine. So he said the one thing that makes passengers really nasty
Starting point is 00:09:20 is when they don't agree with them moving their bags that they've put in the overhead bin. Oh, yeah, I've seen it. And then people flip, they're just like, hey, what do you do? That's mine. That's mine. Yeah, I've seen that before, especially when you're at the front of the plane, and they have to shuffle you back, so when you're disembarking.
Starting point is 00:09:38 You have to get your bag from way down. Yeah, it's going back traffic. I've had that before, and it's very stressful. The key is if you're late boarding, if you see a space when you're walking to your seat, you just chuck your bag up there. Yeah, if you're further back. Yeah, if you're further back. Grab it on the way out.
Starting point is 00:09:53 No one knows. Especially if everyone's seated, their space. Just chuck it in there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. So he said the problem is, is especially with people with coats and small bags, they just chuck them up there, but then there's no space for the actual suitcases
Starting point is 00:10:06 that need to go up there. I do that. And he said, the thing is, small bags need to go under the seat in front. Yeah, but so do my legs. This is why people get nasty, and then people move bags or flight agents to move bags, and people just flip. And he said, that's the biggest thing.
Starting point is 00:10:22 I double bag it. I double bag it up top, big and small. Suck it, I don't care. I'm not putting it under there. There is no room. We are tall, this is a tall show. Yeah, yeah. But don't take two bags on.
Starting point is 00:10:34 Carry on. I'm a lady. Don't take two bags on carry on. Maybe that time I took that woman's bag out and passed it to it. Because I was last on to the point. What did you say? There's no room for this one up there. Because she already had two bags up there.
Starting point is 00:10:44 But again, again, if she's got two bags up there, that should go under your seat. Yeah. Says the man. You know what I mean? And you don't have your handbag. What's in my handbag? all your crap. Yeah, because we don't have handbags. Yeah, exactly. Get a handbag.
Starting point is 00:10:57 Get your own bag. The Zadam Podcast Network. From your local community Facebook page, this is the Top Six. You know, just now, as a 43, nearly 44 year old man, I'm just doing my Snapchat streaks. With your daughters. With my daughters.
Starting point is 00:11:13 And my daughters and my nieces. And somewhere out there are 29-year-olds running a supermarket. Wow. I know it's wild, eh? So wild. So she comes from a supermarket dynasty. Oh, a dynasty. Mom and Dad owned
Starting point is 00:11:26 Pack and Save in Vicargle for 31 years. Oh, wow, okay. And her brothers are both running New Worlds, as she is also running a new world. Her name is Tanya Dobson and she's 29 years old.
Starting point is 00:11:37 I want a supermarket. I'd be... I'd be like a drug dealer who did his own drugs I'd be in that pick of mix, but yeah, same. Oh, my God. And I'd just be like in the office
Starting point is 00:11:47 above, because you know, they have the little office above the supermarket. I'd just be like, I'm hungry. And then I'd be like, I'm like, just get a whole. local Whitakers. And a hot chock while I'm down there. And a hot chook, yeah, you'd get a hot chook for lunch.
Starting point is 00:11:58 You'd get, you wouldn't even, you'd get the cold slough because you wouldn't have to pay for it. Yeah. Ham? I'll get ham, man. And they'd be walking around and the supermarket music would be on and I'd open up my Spotify, but I'm not in the move for this and I'd crank a bit of like, knickleback. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:13 Some of your heavier Lincoln Park. Some POD. Again, this is why we wouldn't be able to run in supermarkets. There's a weird supermarket in town that absolutely cranks 90s gross. You'll be like, that's us. That's us, baby. That's us. New World.
Starting point is 00:12:26 New World order. Yeah. And then I'd do a bit of 90s wrestling. I mean, this is not going to work. This is the way we don't. But Tanya wanted to own a supermarket since she was five years old. Oh, that's cute. That's really cute.
Starting point is 00:12:39 It's a bit cute. Because you growing up, your parents had a supermarket and you wanted to play shops in an actual shop. You'd be able to actually get on the conveyor belt and play shops. Yeah. Fun. Beep. Oh, my God, you'd have such fun. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:52 Today's top six. Is the top six things you'd find in a supermarket owned by a 29-year-old? Okay. Number six on the list. Labibou aisle. Whole aisle. It's a whole aisle of Labuboos. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:13:03 Yeah. It's next to the aisle with all the other stuff. Okay. Oh, yeah, the weird aisle. And there's like pitch-hooks. Multi-plugs. Yeah. Sox.
Starting point is 00:13:12 Seeds for vegetables. Yes. Number five on the list of the top six things you'd find in a supermarket owned by a 29-year-old. Soldier De Niro. And the aisle. at the moment you came in. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:24 With the... What's that? Perfumes and stuff. Or the deodorants. There's some soldier to Nero. Number four on the list of the top six things in a supermarket owned by a 29-year-old. Get rid of the magazine stand. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:34 That's got romance books in it now. Oh, she's smart. Some smart books. A little bit of fantasy. This is like a Haley Sprouse. A little bit of romance. So far I'm liking. I'm liking.
Starting point is 00:13:44 Number three on the list of the top six things in a supermarket owned by a 29-year-old. A Kmart. Do you have a Kmart? It's like the cafe in the garden. Because 29-year-olds love Kmart. They do. They do. It's a shop and a shop.
Starting point is 00:13:57 They're whole houses. Kmart. Yeah. I'm just reminded of a very funny joke. Friend of the show, Rhys Mathewson had. About buying drugs off the person that worked at the cafe inside the garden center inside the hardware store. And he's like, it was a business inside a business inside a business.
Starting point is 00:14:14 It was a Russian doll. That's funny. That was a very, very funny joke. Does he know that you're just saying it on here? He might want to have protected that. That was years ago. He might be ready to get that one out. He doesn't recycle. He's a new stuff all the time.
Starting point is 00:14:30 He's a freshy boy. He's a factory. Number two on the list of the top six things in a supermarket owned by a 29-year-old. Addidas Sambas. Don't they love Adidas Sambas? Didn't you just purchased some a few months ago? Spitzials, yeah, yeah. It was the same thing.
Starting point is 00:14:45 But with some arch support. Got an older foot. Just got an older foot. God, it just sounds like you. You need to get a pair of cumps. One of those nana shoes. You know, I did walk past hush puppies the other day and I thought they do look nice.
Starting point is 00:14:58 You know, that's an easy slip on. That's in and on. How much of my life am I wasted with laces? What size foot are you? What size is hot? I was going to say, because my nan, rest in peace. Huge hush puppies, lady. I think he doesn't want your nans.
Starting point is 00:15:11 Hang on, what size foot did she rock? She barely went out. All right. She only chucked them on Monday to go and have a cup of two with Conline in town. Okay. Shuffle about. What foot did she have? She was a small lady.
Starting point is 00:15:21 Any dinner trays? Did you have any dinner trays? Wouldn't mind one of those. We've cleared the house out. Oh, for crying. We're Princess Diana came to stay with us. That's where we were clearing the house. I would have loved some trinkets.
Starting point is 00:15:33 Oh, I've got a box of trinkets that I've inherited. I'll fish through. Okay. No, no, no, not for you. You can not have a lot. And then aren't you're a trinkets. We'll take some tickets. She's got this really cool cup.
Starting point is 00:15:43 And on one side it says, I've just gone to the bathroom. Wet your whistle, and you can blow a whistle on the handle. Fantastic. Why are you not bringing that in for your work, cub? Now you're drinking out of a mug that says Fletch. That's a great, yeah. Because he broke his. I know, it fell off.
Starting point is 00:15:58 He broke his Vaughan. This time last year, we were gifted these beautiful pottery carts. I use mine all the time at home. Yeah, and I did two until one day I was misusing the coffee machine and it fell off. We're a little bit sidetrack. Yeah, carry on. Number one on the list. Just for anybody who was following that, Adidas, Sam, was led to hush puppies, led to my nan, led to the size of her foot, led to the dinner tray, led to, led to her foot, led to the dinner tray, led to
Starting point is 00:16:21 to the cups she gave me led to the fact I'm using Fletcher's Cup it's almost like our attention is deficient you know what I mean? Keep up, listen up. Yeah, keep up. They teach you in radio school they're like one topic per break.
Starting point is 00:16:33 Oh, really? Why do one when you can cram in 60? I know, 80. They don't know anything. They don't know anything. I didn't go to radio school. Yeah, those who can't teach. Oh, don't you dare say that.
Starting point is 00:16:46 Yeah, that's rude. That's very rude to our lovely teachers. Number one. Oh, no, not. teachers teachers. Yeah, I'm getting all the teachers anti-vorn. Oh my God, the text machine is popping off. We hate you. We hate you. Right, primary and secondary teachers are teachers. Right
Starting point is 00:16:59 down board and say and put a strike beside it. No, I'm talking about university lecturers. And if you get two more, you get... If they were so good at what they're doing, why aren't they doing it, you know? I'm just putting Vaughan and there's a strike. Do you remember that radio lecturer once ragged on us? And my friend was like, oh, he was ragging on you today. I was like, well, I've never heard him on the radio. About you? Yeah. About me. Racking on you?
Starting point is 00:17:17 What could you possibly say? This is a year's a year ago. This is years ago. I don't know. I'm jealous. I've never heard this guy on the radio in my lifetime. Yeah, jealous. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:28 Screw, I don't have a bad word to say about you. And I'd know. I snad his tires, so don't worry about that. Did you? Oh, no. That's rough. I didn't know you were in acting revenge. I killed his family.
Starting point is 00:17:40 I told you I took care of it. God damn it. Well, I took care of it too. Guys, we're on air, so whatever you did, shush. Number one on the list of the top six things in a supermarket owned by a 29-year-old, a macho latte, chiboba tea, kawaii station. Cheez. I don't know what any of that meant.
Starting point is 00:17:55 But they love them. Busy station. Oh, yuck. All the bubble tea? Oh, yeah. It's gross. Grow up. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:18:03 Grow up. Are you eating or are you drinking? You can't be doing both. What are you? Suck it up, sweet little balls of candy? Oh, you baby. Grow up and drink a hot, black, bitter drink that doesn't really fulfill any requirements other and then just giving you the will to live.
Starting point is 00:18:19 That is three subsets. The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Fletch, Worn and Haley. Now, you guys are quick walkers. Fletch, you are the quickest walker. Haley keeps a pace. Yeah. When I walk with Haley and you're not there,
Starting point is 00:18:35 she'll meet my pace. Happy to slow down for my brother. I prefer not to. Yeah, yeah. And when I'm alone, I'd go faster than with form, but it's all right. Well, there's been some research into fast walkers and apparently you tend to share
Starting point is 00:18:48 several personality traits. Okay, hit us, hit us. You're more extroverted. High energy levels and outward focus often show up as quick a movement. That's us. Lower in neuricism, neuroticism. Neurotic. That's not the horny one, that's the...
Starting point is 00:19:03 Neurotic. Neurotic energy, a little... Yeah, I'd say so. I'd say both of us are a bit neurotic. No, you're less. Less erotic. Karma and more emotionally stable, people will walk with more confidence and less hesitated.
Starting point is 00:19:15 Not emotionally stable, next. More open to experience, curiosity and enthusiasm often translate into a brisk pace. We are carpeying the DM every day. That's why we're walking fast. We're carpaying. Yeah, I'm getting to the next thing to get to the next thing. I'm not sort of mincing to the DM.
Starting point is 00:19:32 I'm carpaying that. Yeah, carpeying to the DM. More agreeable, you're socially attuned people that naturally adjust their speed to others sometimes walking faster. No, yeah, I do that. I'm agreeable person. Am I not agreeable?
Starting point is 00:19:47 He's like, keep up, bitches, or you're getting left behind, I'll meet you in the lounge, that kind of thing. This is where Fletch comes in. Their more assertive, confidence and decisiveness are reflected and purposeful faster movement. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like that, though, because I like a man who knows where he's going.
Starting point is 00:20:02 Or a woman, or a whatever. Just like, sure of it. A dog. If a cat's like, yeah, where am I slowly sort of, nah, when they're like, boom. When they're bolting. Got to get to that bird.
Starting point is 00:20:14 More ambitious. A strong drive for efficiency and goal orientation often comes with a sense of urgency. I'd say that to me. I'm efficient. You've got to get out of here because you've got a big afternoon and nothing. Huge afternoon. Excuse me. I have got to get home to.
Starting point is 00:20:27 I have a lot of things to do. A lot of things to do. Yeah. So, faster walking is often linked to confidence, emotional stability, energy and goal-focused. Okay. I say lots of that is true. Is that all the traits for fast walkers? Those are the seven traits?
Starting point is 00:20:40 Yeah, see, I think that's pretty true. I just think slow walkers feel lost. It's like slow drivers. I'm taking it in. I'm taking it in. I'm seeing things. I'm dawdling. I'm enjoying life.
Starting point is 00:20:53 You don't do anything at pace. Anything in life at pace. There's just no point. You don't poop at pace? No. Well, you shouldn't rush it. I mean, you shouldn't sit there as long as I do. Playing wordle and connections for the day.
Starting point is 00:21:05 Maybe trying out Pips and all of those other New York Times games that you don't play unless you don't do. All in the meantime, the songs have finished, the ads have finished and we're talking without born. We're back on. hand a show, you've got to be careful the network might realize that the show can be done with two. They're not getting rid of the woman, are they? It's 2025. Well, no, especially because, you know, you've also...
Starting point is 00:21:25 And I also ticked the Māori box. We're getting fire off. What am I? A Māori woman? Yeah, but come on, I'm a white male. Yeah, they're very... They're done. Yeah, you can easily... Do you know how hard we've worked to make this
Starting point is 00:21:39 world ours? The Fletchborn and Haley Big pod I have bad news and then I have hopeful news and I'm going to do it in that order because we all know you don't have sex on Christmas
Starting point is 00:21:52 You just don't do it on the day Too full It's too hot Nah No we won't be doing it But it's not only Christmas day That kills the sex drive Or the libido
Starting point is 00:22:04 Or the love making It's the whole month of December And you know why? Stress Really Number one killer Of libido is stress, which, yeah, is ironic that then afterwards you're like,
Starting point is 00:22:17 well, should have absolutely been doing that this whole time. December peak stress, work deadlines, social overload, family pressure, extra costs, you know, money, got a lot of things to do. We're busy, busy, we're doing the work party, we're coming home, we're not touching each other at all. And often women carry the mental and household load of Christmas time, making stress higher, particularly for them, and libido loss worse. Less time and headspace, less desire.
Starting point is 00:22:42 pre-Christmas dip normal and temporary, they want to say. Because then, apparently, according to research, sexual activity spikes after Christmas. Which is why there are so many September babies? Apparently the days between Christmas and New Year, people are like, hell year, we did it, we made it. Yeah, we can relax. And maybe, especially in New Zealand,
Starting point is 00:23:04 maybe you're at the beach or you're at a holiday home. You're in a hurt. Yep. You know, nothing makes me want to get down and dirty like a hurt. Quite a hot I've never been in one before Haven't you? No, it doesn't feel like me
Starting point is 00:23:17 Yeah, no If I could have wooden wall Of an Airbnb A more wooden wall girl But glamping I've never glamped Oh my God Nothing better than a
Starting point is 00:23:25 No I know This is in New Zealand by the way Amplified by summer Warmth time off We're just all happy And everything like that So if you're experiencing The pre-Christmas
Starting point is 00:23:34 Libido drop Fear not Because Christmas Boxing Day We've just got to get through To Christmas Hit those sales And then
Starting point is 00:23:41 Hit the sack Play Z-Ns Flash Fun and Haley I'm sort of taking the mantle of house stain removal My mum was always like My mum's
Starting point is 00:23:53 My mum kills it on stain removal She doesn't even use like Sard She just gets like the stain And she'll get powdered Laundry powder Yeah Because she's still on the laundry powder
Starting point is 00:24:04 Oh yep yeah Mums love a laundry powder Crazy Mons love a laundry powder In their mind They think it's better bang for your buck I only switch because of you guys I was powder
Starting point is 00:24:11 Laundra of my whole life. Really? Yeah. It's liquid. Liquid all the way. Liquid and not too much. Yeah. Liquid and not too much.
Starting point is 00:24:17 Oh, mine's already preloaded. I don't get to decide how much liquid. It's so nice. I love that. I love that. Wait, it's got a tank in it. What? So I've got a drawer and you fill it up with your softener and your liquid.
Starting point is 00:24:29 Don't use fabric softener. Oh, I like it. Makes your towels stiff. If you'd put your towels in the sun as I want to do, dry and I always finish with a little 10 minutes in the draft. Close it. And then the, the, The washer actually knows how much to put in on.
Starting point is 00:24:43 Right. Crazy, eh, based on weight. Well, there is news today, and this really tickled us this list. Yes. Because apparently the people that make the laundry powder and the laundry detergent are having to make it a little bit, I don't know, stronger for the current trends. Yeah. We've got a stainy, stony generation coming on up.
Starting point is 00:25:01 Gen Z, sloppy little stainies. Yeah. This is great for in their PR department. Really good. This is really good. Really good. It really made me giggle. Top stains is great.
Starting point is 00:25:13 The top ten emerging stains amongst Gen Z. That's their title. Yeah, great. Beautiful. Love this. 32% of Gen Z have experienced makeup and foundation stains. I mean, that's every generation, right? But Foundation A girls, that is the pit.
Starting point is 00:25:28 You cannot get it out. Excuse me, don't talk to me about it as a man who will wear a suit to a wedding. And woman leaning and goes, oh, my God. And you're like, ah, I've got a friggin' shoulder stain. Yeah, I hate that. But nothing, like, yes, the smudge on someone is the pits or when you get it on your collar or whatnot. But if you drop foundation, it's done.
Starting point is 00:25:49 Into the carpet. Into the carpet. On a couch. Yeah. The liquid version of it is the pits. And sometimes the stopper will just make it go. Yeah. And then you're like, it's on you and you're like, well, I have to change shirts.
Starting point is 00:26:03 And you're painting your face with this? Yeah. That's why sometimes when you check into a hotel, motel, they have those sides. and they're like, use the makeup towel. And they give you a black one. Oh, absolutely. You've seen what it does to a white flannel? Oh my God, did we destroy it?
Starting point is 00:26:17 If a face gets rubbed on a towel, it looks like I've smeared poo on it. Like, I haven't washed my own bum hole properly. It looks like a khaki flannel. Caggy poo stain. Number nine, deodorant, 33% of people experiencing deodorant stains. Oh, they come out, don't they? I tried a new deodorant the other day. That's what they're saying.
Starting point is 00:26:38 Bad. different non-traditional deodorants as well and they're staining different I tried some coconut BS give me the aluminium I know I lost my mind
Starting point is 00:26:49 number eight and I'm feeling this syracha slash hot sauces what because more GNS and more people are using them more hot sauces are our girlies hot sauces absolutely absolutely
Starting point is 00:26:59 Shannon I was going to say hang on I don't think you're speaking on behalf of Shannon no I like a capsicum's a bit much sometimes You are basically a boomer mom. No, I told her Carmen yesterday. I was like, oh, I'm a bit sick, so I'm
Starting point is 00:27:13 going to have some spicy food to, like, try to sort it out, and then I was like, oh, it is just peary nays. Perry Nays. I honestly had to bite my tongue to stop myself from swearing. I'm not like, Perry Naze. Sometimes it hits, man. No, that's not.
Starting point is 00:27:29 Perry Naze. I don't even think that's even spit on a spice. That's so fun. That's actually a really good topic. What was too spicy for you? 9-6-96 When should we do that? The red caps comes too much
Starting point is 00:27:42 I like the green What? Red's too spicy It's too spicy It's great More of the capsicose Yeah Oh my god
Starting point is 00:27:50 That is so good Nail polish is in at place seven These are the top Stains Emerging stains Of course 35% Drawn at 35%
Starting point is 00:27:59 Is bubble tea Oh yeah And protein shakes And sports drinks Yeah right Protein shakes stain do they Because some of the sports
Starting point is 00:28:07 drinks are coloured aren't they and they yeah right number three on the top 10 emerging stains of Gen Z Lipstick and bronzer 37% Lipsick's hard to get out Number two really tickles me
Starting point is 00:28:19 Apparel Sprits That is oh my god Whenever you spill it on my white bench Yeah yeah Absorbos Yeah so I have to get out the exit mold to basically Bleach it out The stain yeah
Starting point is 00:28:31 Yeah But worth it though Oh yeah Spill it on a white tea But I feel like Avrol Sprits really in the last five is just had a resurgence. Yeah, because it used to just be super, like Italian, right?
Starting point is 00:28:42 That was that. And then it made its way over here, and we can't stop. And we won't stop. We can't stop. We won't stop. And we won't stop. It's a meal. Drinking an aperil spritz.
Starting point is 00:28:55 Drinking an aperil spritz. And I'm spilling it on my tits. And drinking too many aperil spritz. It's okay. We're sounding to sound like we've had aporol sprit. Yeah, yeah. We have not. Just to clarify, no apparel sprites have been drunk.
Starting point is 00:29:07 So what is the number one emerging stain in 2025 for Gen Z? Hang on, someone just sent a great text in. My husband sweats under his eyes from barbecue rice crackers. That's how... That's how long. Have we had texts in the week? No, that's it. Do it anyway.
Starting point is 00:29:23 Text of the week. Thanks to animates. We've got a $50 animates mauncher animates making happy happen for pets. That's so funny. Barbecue rice crackers. Sweets under the eyes. He's in a bad way. Is it a bad way?
Starting point is 00:29:36 I love that. man, you're married to a little bitch. Man, divorce that guy. No. Sorry, I got carried away. Yeah, you did, didn't you? We're not here to ruin marriages. I really got carried away.
Starting point is 00:29:46 Did you do the number one stone? Nah, I accidentally shut the window. It's macha. Yeah, it's green. Because it's sand powder. Vibrantly green. Yeah. Muncher.
Starting point is 00:29:56 And so is that really hard to get out, is it? If you must be. I would say so. Mucha be. It leaves a little green hue on my white bench. No, no, no, no, thank you so much. going for blasting over that terrible pun of mine. The Z&M Podcast Network.
Starting point is 00:30:14 Play Zat M's Fletch, Fawn and Haley. It is so silly, silly, silly, silly, silly that silly little poe that a silly little poe, silly little poe, silly little poe, silly little poe. If you needed any more proof that Carl Peter Fletch is the best in the game. I was telling someone the other day that there's no one, there is simply no one in this industry as good as Fletch. That's what he does.
Starting point is 00:30:44 He's the best. Take the compliment. Look at me in the eye when I say it. I don't like compliment. There's just no, you, dear humble listener, he does it with such easy, you'd have no idea what he puts into it. You have no idea.
Starting point is 00:30:54 He can do it all. Now, I've seen him be professional through all manner of things, disasters, yeah, terrorist attack. All manner of things, sickness. He keeps on going, I have just witnessed the Everest of his professional He read a liner for the chemist warehouse flawlessly. While being shown one of the most attractive humans I've probably ever seen in my life on Haley's phone.
Starting point is 00:31:16 Haley was trying to distract me. And I was go-go-go-gaga. Now you show me it again and I can hardly speak. That's an insanely attractive human. And Fletch professionally read out a liner to ensue that this company makes money and bills get paid and people keep their houses. Oh, it's brilliant.
Starting point is 00:31:33 What a professional. Silly little pole. I don't know He's born unable to be professional I'm flustered It's unreal It's actually unreal I'm flustered and I'm not even into that
Starting point is 00:31:45 Is it cute to wear matching outfits with your partner I like If I'm going to a wedding with someone I like to coordinate but not match The reason we talk about it is Because of that real ick orange outfit That Timothy Shalalah
Starting point is 00:32:03 And Kylie Jenner wore But also, Justin and Brittany In the denim Posh and Becks Yeah, they did They do it all the time They didn't do a black leathery one That was quite famous didn't they?
Starting point is 00:32:15 Yeah, yeah, for sure Hmm Is it a cute to wear match out It's a good partner? Maybe I think it's cute I think you see it I've seen it, I said it's good Do you know it's on cruise ship season
Starting point is 00:32:25 So you do see it a bit with the cruise ship You're like, oh my god cruise ship, cruise ship I saw an entire matching family Yeah, sometimes But do you think they do that because it's easy to spot them on the cruise ship so they don't get lost? Yeah, where's your gang?
Starting point is 00:32:40 Yeah. Because I'm assuming those big cruise ships, it must be huge. Oh yeah, they're biggie. Well, we asked, is it cute to match outfits with your partner? And 69%... Nice. Said no thanks. 31% said yes, he, he, cute.
Starting point is 00:32:56 Let's get some feedback. Sam says, I think it's cute, but my wife gets annoyed when I want to wear her clothes to match... Nice, man. You totally got me. Totally live. down the garden path. I just wear her undies.
Starting point is 00:33:09 Yeah, you know, sure. Just a little secret. Yeah, it's our little secret. Until you're in an accident and the St. John's have to cut off your pants and they're like, why is he wearing women's undies? And you're like, just... 2025, I think paramedics are quite... I reckon they've seen it before.
Starting point is 00:33:23 They wouldn't even blink now. I don't even think they'd blink. No, you're right. Hatoh honne there coming in and seeing you in women's knickers. Who cares? Yeah. They're just there to save your life and go home. Good professionals.
Starting point is 00:33:33 I feel like it's still a couple of seconds of distraction, though, Yeah, you're definitely like... It's a couple of seconds of, oh my God, look. And then, like, that could be the difference between... Yeah, life and death. If you're... Okay, roll play. We're paramedics.
Starting point is 00:33:46 We're paramedics. You're cutting the... What's my name? What's my character's name? We would be the worst paramedics because I think... Have you seen the episode of... Have you seen the episode of Always Sunny Philadelphia where they still a ambulance and play paramedic?
Starting point is 00:33:57 Yes. Insane. Insane. Insane. That's basically what we'd be like. Okay. They, um... Okay, we're paramedics. Yeah. You cut the jeans off somebody.
Starting point is 00:34:06 They're wearing a really nice pair of under as you could see yourself in are you asking them where they got them from? What do you get these from? Well, you just look at the brand. I like that. I just look at the brand and Google. I'd flip them over and pull down.
Starting point is 00:34:17 Get the tag. Roll them over, get the tag. Get your phone out, take a photo because you're not going to remember in the heat of the moment. Did you get these on farmers? Is this on special? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:28 I haven't heard of that, Brett. Sorry, is this European? Yeah. Sorry, sorry, sorry. I've got it from farmers. You're like, can I borrow your own farmer's card? Yeah, you've got a club card. Alana says dressing as your partner is giving sibling coded.
Starting point is 00:34:39 Oh, yeah. Well, that's turned me off. Beck says, complimentary is cuter than matching. Yes, as you said, complimentary. Little pocket square or same hues. Yeah. Rinder Browns, whatever. When we retire, says Carlina.
Starting point is 00:34:53 Hubby and I are going to wear matching velour tracksuits everywhere. Oh, that's Americans on a cruise for sure. That's cute. Alex says on Christmas, yes. I think that's allowed. Like matching sweaters? It's too gosh darn hot in this country for Christmas sweaters. I know.
Starting point is 00:35:10 I've never done it. Margie, I mean, the temperature is one thing. It's the humidity that will get you. Yeah. I'm a dad. I'm allowed to say that. I like it when it's on accident only, not planned, where you both get ready to leave and you come out
Starting point is 00:35:20 and you're wearing like the same blue jeans and like a matching top. That's a vet. That's a bet. Mason said, no thanks. We're both completely different style. She dresses up market and I always dress for comfort first style second. I'm sure she's stoked about it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:33 I'm sure she loves that. No way, says Moshua. We're not twins or children grow up. Yeah, I agree, agree. Olivia said 98% no, but a great coordinated Halloween costume is the 2% that says yes. Yeah, that's true. Samantha, yes, Samantha Mumba? Mumba?
Starting point is 00:35:49 Samantha Mumba, wasn't it Mumba? Mamba. Yeah, Samantha Mumba number five. No, Mamba. Are you looking for a Samantha Mumba song? God, you'll be digging. Yeah. Oh, we dig it, but we hit gold.
Starting point is 00:36:09 Oh, this is such a good song. I say we play it. I don't know. I don't think the people want to hear this phone. I think actually this is our show. 9-6-9-6. Do you want to hear Samantha Womba got to tell you? 9-6-9-6. Do you want to hear Samantha Mumba?
Starting point is 00:36:22 Or do you want to hear another Samantha Mumba song? No, this was the biggest song, wasn't it? What was it? No, no, no, no one listened to that. Go back to the only one she's got. Yeah, I remember this. But the other one was the bigger one. What?
Starting point is 00:36:43 Well, we asked today for the silly... No, no, no, I'm not finished. Okay, well, Samantha, not mumba. Sorry, we've got, yes, new text, yes, new text, yes, new text, play it, new text, play it, play it retro. Here it, here's the hook. And the last text, play it at the arch. The Gen Z producers have never heard this song before. No.
Starting point is 00:37:03 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry that you missed on, diamonds. Yes to Samantha Mumba. Sorry, I'm just reading what the machine's saying. So good, play it, play it, play it, play it. Samantha said, yes, it is, and often my husband and I do it without discussing it, accidentally dressed the same. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:23 Madison said, I bet all of us that say yes, are lesbians. We love dressing. Oh my God, matching lesbians. What a dream. Again, for the second time this week, good morning to our lesbian listeners. Good morning. Good morning. I voted yes for this, although my husband will never match outfits with me, boo.
Starting point is 00:37:38 So we asked that I, is it cute to match outfits? Someone asked if this song is too spicy for Shannon. It does have a ring of capsiccan to it. Is it too good to match? Is it cute to match outfits with your partner? 31% of you said, yes, that's cute. The Z&M Podcast Network. Producer Shannon's a little bit sniffly.
Starting point is 00:37:59 I don't know if you can hear that. And she does want to, can I just reveal what you revealed to us when the boys were out of the room? No, we're going to do it as a break tomorrow. We're going to talk about it tomorrow. Okay, okay. I tried to eat. Join us tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:38:12 Shannon did try something. Spice. A viral hack. No, no, no, no. It's spicy. A viral hack to clear your sinuses. First break of the show. First break of the show.
Starting point is 00:38:20 This is a long tease, guys. This is the 22 and a half hour long tease. Yeah, yeah. For something happening on the show tomorrow. I love that. What does Shannon try to clear a sinuses? But right now, we did have something else plan, but this just kind of happened
Starting point is 00:38:33 before and God it made us laugh Shannon mentioned that she is a bit clogged up so last night decided to try some spicy food A classic thing that a lot of people do You blast it out your system Get it sniffing I would go like a really strong
Starting point is 00:38:47 Tomiam or something I go Tomiard and then extra chili oil Something really cranking No I just put Perinase on a bachelor's handbag Dude Wait a wait a minute I don't know the Pirinazes on a bachelor's handbag Yeah that's all I eat when I'm alone
Starting point is 00:39:01 Wait I Peronese doesn't even have a spice level to it. It does. It's paprika. It's literally paprika in Mayer. Yeah, paprika is smoked capscomb. Yeah, but it's not... I just think, listen, there's a lot of shame in being a weak bitch. And I just think I should own it and I think we should have a safe space for those who just sometimes can't handle capsicum. Wait, do you know what? You've never had spicy food, like you've never liked it?
Starting point is 00:39:32 I love the idea of it, and I try eat it, and I just, it hurts. Yeah, it does hurt. I can't taste anything, and it just, yeah, so I only do green capsicum now, because red sometimes too much. It devalice more of its capsicca. And my peri, peri chips at Nando's are too much for me. Oh, I get plain. I get plain.
Starting point is 00:39:53 Oh, my God. Someone messaging, because this often happens with people after giving birth. I used to have a really high spice tolerance after breastfeeding for 14. months. Pepper makes me sweat. Oh wow. Okay. That often happens with pregnancy. It just changes something in people. To clarify, not pregnant. Mum's listening. I'm not.
Starting point is 00:40:10 Give that woman a grandchild. No, no. Absolutely not. This is what we wanted to ask now. 0800 dials at M. 9-6-96, text in. And you can dobb in your partners or people you know as well. What was too spicy for you? Is there just a food that you find
Starting point is 00:40:28 is your absolute spice maximum? But for other people, it's just not. Or did you do that thing when I went to Thailand with my friend Gareth and he asked for a curry and he said tie hot. Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He said, no, no, no, no, no, I can handle spice and they hit him and he shook him for days. I don't think he was ever the same again.
Starting point is 00:40:47 You don't tango with the ties. I reckon the ties have it hotter than the Indian food. It's a sharp heat. So it's little wee ones. 100%. Well, I'll 8 hundred dollars. By little wee ones, I was indicating peppers, not people. Yeah, we knew that.
Starting point is 00:41:00 I just wanted to clarify for the listener who couldn't see me do that. this with my fingers. Text in 9-696. What was too spicy? That's so good. Already some great messages coming in. What was too spicy for you? This is just absolutely making me laugh to the point where I've given myself a headache.
Starting point is 00:41:16 Oh, you've laughed too hard. I laugh too hard. We wouldn't too spicy for you. We've just found out that if she needs a sinus blowout, she'll have some perinase. On a handbag chook. On a handbag chook. And the producers are both our Shannon. Yes.
Starting point is 00:41:29 So what is too spicy for you? Let's take some calls. What is too spicy for you? Toothpaste. Oh, okay. Just like mint toothpaste or something. Yeah, honestly like all the toothpaste, but especially the ones like that have the, you know,
Starting point is 00:41:45 like the triple-color toothpaste. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The mint, that's kind of like spare mint or mint. Yeah. Yeah, honestly, it really gets me. It burns, yeah. Have you tried? So do you have the baby, like the kind of bubble gummy stuff?
Starting point is 00:41:58 Or like, you know, that high smile does like pineapple flavor or something? No, I use, like, still use the minty toothpaste every day, but it's just, like, torture two times a day when I brush my face. Oh my God, that's hilarious. But how are you normally with spicy food or anything like that? Not too good, but I can eat red capsicum, so I feel like that's like a bonus. So you're sorry, what you're saying is you feel like you're better than Shannon. It feels like that's what you were saying.
Starting point is 00:42:27 I don't want to say that, but you said it. I said it. I've said it. Ani, thank you so much. Vicki, this is your daughter. What is too spicy for her? Ginger nuts and marmite. Ginger nuts are spicy, but it's a different sort of spot.
Starting point is 00:42:47 It's spice like cardamom and like ginger. Yeah, it is us. But it's not overly, like, powerful. It's so not. How did the old song go? Ginger, Nick, Griffin's ginger nuts are so spicy. Made from a rear-ed-mish recipe No ginger nuts taste quite the same
Starting point is 00:43:07 Ask for griffins Ginger nuts by name And you know what? I don't think that guy was Jamaican We really toned down our Jamaican accents then I found out Yeah, we did, yeah, we did Amazing, Vicky, thanks to dropping your daughter in it Let's go to Jill.
Starting point is 00:43:22 That is so funny. Jill, what is too spicy for you? Hey guys, Uncle Ben's Mexican rice Angle beans. Mexican rice. I love it. Oh my God. Why is it too? It's not that spicy. Is it Jill? It's so spicy. I'm white, okay? So away, my God. I love it. And are you normally, you don't handle the spicy food?
Starting point is 00:43:49 No, not at all. I cannot see what is enjoyable about eating spicy food. Oh my God. George's just pulled in and she has a bag of uncle beans. Georgia, that's not too spicy for you, is it? This is the thing, I think it is. Oh, have you never tried it? No, I don't go for this one. I always get like the special fried rice or like the yum flavors. This?
Starting point is 00:44:11 Can I have a look to see exactly what's in it to make it hot? Yeah, because I don't think it'll be that hot. Okay, it's long, steam-grown rice makes up 80% of what's in here. Okay. Capsicum 6%. Yep. So there's, there's onion, tomato paste, vegetable oil, jalapinos.
Starting point is 00:44:29 Oh, okay, so that'll be what's spicy for you. Jillipino's on the phone and she... Jalapinos. Jalapino Jil. We're going to change your name on our phone system to Jillapino Jil. Jalapino Jil, just in case you ever call through. Okay. So just so we know not to be too spicy.
Starting point is 00:44:50 Yeah, that's great. Thank you, Jilapeno Jil. Merry Christmas. Can we give Jolpino Jil a calendar place? Yeah, absolutely. Wait there, Jill. Let's take some messages. Vaughan, put down the rice. That's so funny. That was the rice hit in the bell. Thanks, Georgia.
Starting point is 00:45:05 Now get out of here. This is our show. You've got your own one. I make ramen for my partner and he used to sweat up a storm and sometimes even cry. I told him he was a little bitch until I realized the chili oil I regularly use has Sashuan pepper in it. Oh, and that's the numbing. I love Sashuan. It's hot, but it also numbs your mouth. Like, what's it doing in there? Has anyone text in spicy tomato manchos? No, but someone did just message sparkling water's a bit spicy. Oh, yeah, spicy water.
Starting point is 00:45:33 Spicy water. I find ripe bananas spicy. What? However, I have grown my tolerance over the years. I'm pregnant now and I'm loving the spice hate. I'm sorry, but if you're loving spicy hate and you consider a banana spicy. Yeah. Huh?
Starting point is 00:45:45 That's crazy. After six months of training my spices, I tried herb chicken at Nandoz and it was too spicy. That's a joke. That's the one that's not spicy. That's just flavor. What your experience in there is flavor. This person's giving big chicken nugget kid energy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:03 Plain pasta with some tomato sauce and chicken nugget. Yeah. I tried herb chicken at Andos. Too spicy. After six months of training, I went back and I tried the mild. It would burn me so badly. Six months of training. Because you do, if you haven't had a lot of spice for a while,
Starting point is 00:46:18 you've got to kind of gradually build up. Yeah, I've built it up. I used to be very... I had a barn me in Vietnam. Now, barn me is a delicious roll. Breed roll with maintenance something. Yeah, yeah. It's like from leftover from French,
Starting point is 00:46:35 when French colonized the area. I ordered a barn me in Vietnam, and I felt so physically unwelled from the spice. I had to lie down on the floor on his shopping more and send my friend on a mission to find ice cream with some sort of cold dairy product. Never again. Barley hot soup.
Starting point is 00:46:48 I finished it, and the chef came out and high five me as I was the first white girl, his words. Hell yes. Finished the entire thing. Couldn't feel my lips. And I'm pretty sure I resurrected Christ in the following days I'm upon a toilet. But would go again. I reckon that would cure barley belly too.
Starting point is 00:47:03 It would cleanse your soul. Absolutely. My boyfriend's tongue after he's had a butter chicken. It's a little bit spicy for me. I don't have a curse. That's by proxy. Wow. I have a friend that had,
Starting point is 00:47:17 remember when Halpica did that slice roulette? Yes. And one slice had this incredible. incredible hot sauce on it and they had been eating pizza together and you eat pizza with your hands and then her boyfriend later when they were having a nice time
Starting point is 00:47:30 was with his hands and in the inside from within. And that's how tingly that's how tingly lube was invented. Yeah, yeah, they were like, oh, oh, oh. Remember that lube we got seen once it said it was mint
Starting point is 00:47:44 and you're like it must smell like peppermint. It smelled like mint mint. Mint sauce. It smelled like you were making love to a lab roast. Wild. It was wild times. Somebody said, my friend accidentally ate rocket.
Starting point is 00:48:00 You know the leafy salad? Yeah. It's peppery. It's peppery, but she had a full meltdown because of Housewives. Couldn't stop sweating. I need some yogurt. It's not spicy.
Starting point is 00:48:10 Cracked pepper on toast. Cracked pepper with tuna on toast is what my partner eats when he needs a clean out. The water, he coughs, nose drips and everything. Oh my God. Yeah, just cracked pepper. Too much for. We've got some weak, weak listeners, and I love you all very much.
Starting point is 00:48:26 I'm eating the flaming Cheetos, jellipinos, and ancho chili. Name it. But banana is oddly spicy. Banana! It must be like... It's got to be an allergy. It must be a gene thing, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:38 You know, like how some people taste coriander and it's soapy? Soapy, yeah. Interesting. Spicy bananas. If your phone number ends in 400, your text tickles me endlessly. I will not read it. Hang on. I need to read it.
Starting point is 00:48:50 Oh, I know. You can try and do this for the listeners. The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Flash, Born and Haley. There is the top baby names of 2025 that that list has been released. It's full of things. Juniper, Catalina, Josephine, Emerson, Oakland, Kaylani, Vivian. Are they the top names?
Starting point is 00:49:12 Vivian, that's an older name. Right at the top, Olivia and Amelia on the girls. Noah and Liam for the boys. You're classics. We're getting vibes. Like classic names are coming back quite sort of old fashion, I guess. But on the list at number 84, and this is what I want to just shout out, Sarah's back. Okay.
Starting point is 00:49:35 Sarah's back, baby. So that would be, Sarah would be your late 80s, 90s, babies, my age. Massive name. I know many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, it'll be listening. And then it kind of dipped off, right? Yeah. Like, would there be any seras that go to school with your girls? Not that any, whereas I would have gone to school with 90 seras.
Starting point is 00:49:58 Yeah, there was 5,000 serras in my class. And your kids would go to school with like... My name's actually Sarah. Yeah. Your kids would go to school with like 5,000 Charlottes. Oh, so many Charlottes. I just typed Sarah into like my Facebook search thing and it's just like... Yeah, there's so many.
Starting point is 00:50:13 Yeah, but because we are the age that we are. Yeah. But Sarah's been off the charts for ages. It's made a triumphant return. Have you been any celebrity Sarah's? Or do you think it's just that people's... Just cyclical? Yeah. The Duchess of York.
Starting point is 00:50:30 Sarah Paulson. She's hot right now. Yeah, she's hot right now. Yeah. Sarah... But not name your baby after her. Who are some famous serras? Hang on. Famous Ceres. There's going to be so many. Sarah Silverman, the comedian. There's going to be hundreds. Sarah Jessica Parker. Yeah. Sarah Brightman.
Starting point is 00:50:46 Sarah Michelle Gala. But again, like Gen X or Millennials. Yeah, yeah, toilet. Not like, not your new baby. So it's back. It's back, baby. That's kind of the one name that's kind of spiked and everyone's like, oh, okay. And there's also, Sarah doesn't immediately lend itself to any kind of teasing.
Starting point is 00:51:02 Haley, gaily. It's right there before you. We have just had a message in our group chat from our friend Sarah, Skid. I think of her name is Sarah because everyone is, we all just call us Sid. She said, if yes, we're back, baby. She's back. If yes, we're back. Better than ever.
Starting point is 00:51:15 Yeah, message from the Sarah's. She just had a baby. She didn't name it Sarah, Jr. No. Would be a power move. Would be a power move. The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's FlashForn and Haley.
Starting point is 00:51:28 Well, today is the day. It has been a long wait. Season 1 of Fallout, Prime Video, was April 24. Right. And the first episode of Season 2 of Fallout is out today on Prime Video. What exactly is what you plan on doing what's fine your daddy? Then I bring him to justice. So people know that how they conduct themselves matters.
Starting point is 00:51:52 They don't give up hope. The stuff we fight for? The story has it used to believe in those things, too. I'm a waste line for 200 years. I've kept myself alive for one reason. Defend my family. Well then, you're going to need friends. are we here with the stars of full out season two out now on prime video
Starting point is 00:52:24 what we've gotten into elephant out and our aaron motin thanks so much guys thanks for being with us we saw the first two episodes last night and my first question is how do i get this off i was like i tried to cut it off and i've cut myself no you just say please please please please and then yeah no you don't mean it you got to mean it okay we'll work on that later so we've got we got the first two it's season one dropped all at once season two is going to be we have to wait week by week. Tease. Tease. Big tease. Do you guys prefer to binge
Starting point is 00:52:56 a show all at once or are you happy with weekly? I got a binge. I got a binge. Yeah, I have the attention span of a small gnat so if it's weekly, week three I drop off. I forget. Out of sight, out of mind. Wow. Wow. It's bad. It's really bad. It's really bad. You said at the preview last night that you backpacked around Australia. Did you go to New Zealand
Starting point is 00:53:19 because we are here to also say New Zealand is a great place in a fallout we're out of range we can hide in Hobbit holes I don't know if the US billionaires that are building bunkers are building hobbit holes but you're all welcome I feel like yeah New Zealand would be a great
Starting point is 00:53:36 place to hide out it's a good apocalypse spot a great apocalypse spot now the TV show I always say Fallout too because it feels movie scale when you were shooting it did it feel like the scale of a movie. I mean you've got a Nolan at the helm that's got a that's got a help but did it feel
Starting point is 00:53:51 like I'm not comparing it to any other show there's some incredible incredible cinema on television but this is cinema you know and it started with Nolan and it's picked up this year with Fred Toy and Liz Friedlander and a number of
Starting point is 00:54:08 and Lisa Joy Chris's wife or John Jonah's wife and and that is the point it's shot on film Howard Cummings built these sets Dana Pink does the costumes and every
Starting point is 00:54:23 artisan that's working behind that camera has the goal of making this a cinematic experience and I don't think there's anything quite like it I don't know there's been anything quite like it in television for me and I've been around for a long time so I have
Starting point is 00:54:39 authority threatening it's sound there was an explosion in we watched in the cinema it went through you like a movie explosion it was
Starting point is 00:54:52 it was a whole cinematic experience and also it's shot in film which I think gives it a quality that is very unique So season one and two both shot on film I think so good I got some quick fire Fallout cook fire
Starting point is 00:55:04 favourite props for each of you what props did you work with personally that you loved I mean the T60 is iconic but yeah I mean I can't say I can't say I like anything more than that it's it's always a big day when it's on set and when we have to use it and I also have to
Starting point is 00:55:25 stretch and do my warm up to be ready for it but it is it's iconic it's fun sure is the pit boy I like it it's a pain but it's cool I would say the power omit but I never go to wear it yet that's key word yes okay yes so I can't say that one but I I'll see the pit boy. Pit boy's cool. What if I said none of them? They're all the pain in the ass, man. No, and if I give you one, my cowboy hat.
Starting point is 00:55:54 Oh, yeah. Right, right. Well, I won't say that. What? I won't say it because I'm scared it. It's just going to be as well. I won't say it. I'll tell you later.
Starting point is 00:56:04 Speaking of pain in the house, what's the bigger pain in the house? The makeup for the girl, the jumpsuit, the vault jumpsuit, or the power armor. What's the... You've each got things that I'm imagining take a lot of time. I'm going to answer this. He's the only person who's used all three. You know what? The ghoul is, it's a lot, man.
Starting point is 00:56:20 I mean, it takes a long time just to get to the starting line, and these are long days. But I did get to Don the Power Armor, and I have a whole new respect for what Aaron and all of those guys do. It is extremely claustrophobic. I couldn't handle it. Really? Yeah. Can speak for both? Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:56:41 I, yeah. I mean, she has nothing. Hey, the jump is really hard. You've got to put it on and then you've got to zip it up. The footerate on the first one, you like, hard. The jumps are it so hard in between him, talking about the piranha. Yeah, it's real hard. It's real hard.
Starting point is 00:56:55 What about shooting locations this season? Like, season one, there was Namibia, there was the middle of New York, and there was, you know, massive sound sounds like salt flats. What about this season? Where did you get to go for shooting that you love? A great one I got was Dumont Dunes. Oh, yeah. I never been out there. Never been out there.
Starting point is 00:57:14 But so much of it, like, it just made sense to be in Los Angeles, you know, and where we film as a ranch, where Jonah filmed a lot of Westworld. But, you know, the outskirts of Los Angeles are all of the desert that surrounds L.A., just has so much visually to offer what we need to tell this story. And it was every day. And we got to spend, we'd go out and spend, you know, a couple of two or three days in these places. And it was, yeah. It's mostly walking, mostly walking in the wasteland. Yeah, a little walking. It's funny to have to reset these scenes where you're walking a great distance in the entire scene and then cut and someone's like to start walking back.
Starting point is 00:57:53 Yeah, yeah, right. Rushing the sand. Super 73 or like a motorbike or something like that. Yeah, and final question before we wrap up is Justin Thoreau is handsome in real life? Uh, no. Actually, you know, he's one of my best friends. And he is, and he, you talk about a banger. I mean, this guy, we knew that he was going to do something special
Starting point is 00:58:18 because he always does something special, but he did something so special. The minute he came on screen in episode one was just, he had you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he does. He does that. Awesome. Well, thanks so much, guys. Really appreciate it. Thank you for the rest of our season two.
Starting point is 00:58:32 Thank you, thanks for a year, yeah. I'm actually surprised at how cool you guys kept it. I'm going to say, because I wasn't there, I couldn't influence anything. Yeah, I was sitting right opposite Walton Goggins. I was like, I cannot believe I'm this close to Walton Goggins. He's in so many of my favorite TV shows. I mean, this year alone, White Lotus. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:53 What's the one we love, righteous gemstones? Like the shield back in the day? He was incredible. He's justified, which you have a watch, but you simply mask because he got him and Timothy Oliphant. And those are two daddies. He's incredible. But, yeah, the show, the first episode is out today on Prime Video,
Starting point is 00:59:07 fallout season two. And this time, it's weekly as well. have to wait week to week but it is we've seen the first two episodes and i tell you what incredible and already like i think 100% of rolling tomatoes from critics so yeah definitely check it out the zm podcast network i bring to my dear friends right now born and haley some good luck i think okay because love love a lot let's be honest your year hasn't been full of luck has it it hasn't been the best year i actually think we've been doing reflecting we've been Yeah, we went to a Japanese garden and I raked the sand and Haley looked in the koi pond and we did some reflecting.
Starting point is 00:59:48 And there's a lot to be grateful for. We were in kimonos and full gaseh makeup. It was inappropriate and I'd like to apologize. And I would like to stand by that apology as well. But you do need more luck for 2026. Yes, definitely because we can't afford another one like this one. Well, do you know what? I was in my kitchen yesterday and I thought, well, I can bring the luck to my dear friends Vaughan and Hayley.
Starting point is 01:00:08 because I made, so when I got home yesterday, after the show, I made a little three egg scramble with some spinach. Yum. And some feta and some chili oil onto it. It looked like it was made in a cafe. Dude, it sounds cafe quality. It was delicious. Now, at the weekend, I purchased some eggs and I have brought in the rest of the eggs here,
Starting point is 01:00:30 isn't it? 10 eggs, because I'm going away on Friday, and so this was the perfect amount for my week. Size 8, my man. Don't e-round. Yeah, man. I saw that size 8. I never.
Starting point is 01:00:43 Sire. Signs, your mate's loaded. I never get size 8 eggs. I normally get 7. I don't, I don't F with 6s or mediums. I just do whatever my delicious chickens pop out their cloac. Yeah, see, I have to buy them. But these were the cheapest, because do you know how you look at the electronic tag and it's like price per egg?
Starting point is 01:00:59 Yeah, yeah. These were the cheapest per egg because they were on special. Well, free range. Cheapest free range. And I was like, these eggs are mine. I had a rich get richer, man. I get home. I get home last night to make my,
Starting point is 01:01:12 after work, lunch home to make my three egg scramble. Which is technically your night because you go to bed at 2 o'clock in the afternoon. This is true. I crack open the first egg and it's a double yoker. Oh! It's because it's a size eight. It's because it's a size eight.
Starting point is 01:01:27 I tell you what, I was like, oh my God. And I googled this. A double yoke is seen as a sign of good luck. Fertility or... Don't curse me. I'm in pregnancy. I'm sorry, don't go. fertility and he gestured
Starting point is 01:01:39 listener he gestured towards me I'm not having a baby you need a baby you know I'm not having a baby I've pregnant tested and perioded since then yes but you're all talking yeah let's not get into the samas of what I am and am not doing let's get back to the eggs I know I don't have a plan let's let's get back to the eggs
Starting point is 01:01:58 so I crack open the second egg double shut up we got four yolks I crack open the third egg born yeah double yoga I can tell which one of my eggs is going to be a double yoke when the chicken's lap because it is a size eight it's significantly larger so i had used three eggs and there was another three eggs missing and i did have a friend saying who made eggs that morning did you message him i did message him i said oh my god i just had three double yokers
Starting point is 01:02:22 in a row he's like oh my god me too because that's size eight no not all size eight but we're in all size eggs don't crack them open to see that they've got no i'm giving you guys like i reckon all of these are going to be double yokers too no we'll microwave them and scrambled up to them. What do you mean a flashlight up to them? I'll be able to see if it's got a yoke in it. But don't you guys want to crack a double yoker? I was so excited. Oh, you're saying. Oh, we get to crack one each for good luck. I'll say one of these eights is more of a 7.5 and they've stuck on a feather. I've stuck on a feather to make us. Do you know what if we crack it and it's a single yoker?
Starting point is 01:02:55 And it's us. And it's, it was it. Yeah, I know. It's showdinger's yoke. Isn't it? Really. It's, yeah. So I'm giving you. I'm going to crack the egg open. It could be both. But I've got a lucky card in a I'm bringing in these to give you good luck for 2026. How are you going to crack it? Flat surface. Flat surface in the bowl. Okay, ready?
Starting point is 01:03:15 Okay, all right, here we go. Here we go. Okay. Double yoker! I told you, lucky eggs. Lucky eggs. Lucky eggs. It's a 2026.
Starting point is 01:03:30 It's a good year for Haley. It's going to be a great year. Come on. And I chose the smallest one. Because I was like, yeah, I did little. Okay, Vaughan, Vaughan. For prosperity in 2026 and good luck. Come on, egg.
Starting point is 01:03:48 So far, every egg has been a double yoker. We got 10 double yoke. I got 10. We don't know yet. It's amazing. Do you feel the luck already? I'm flooded with it. Price per yoke.
Starting point is 01:04:00 Oh! I know. I know. Although whites are healthier for you, aren't me? Oh, but yellow's a yumier. Yeah. Okay, for luck. For luck in 2026, Vaughan.
Starting point is 01:04:10 Listen to your heart. There are three eggs in the card and left. So far, all of them have been done with yurkes. This one's not, this one's got a freckley appearance. And that's you. I've also got a freckley appearance. You need to listen to your heart. It's not as brown as the other two eggs.
Starting point is 01:04:24 If these eggs were us, this egg would be freach. I know. Because it's smooth and it's brown. Thank you. And this would be haily because it's got a couple of hairs on its chest. Hey, I put them. out earlier this morning.
Starting point is 01:04:36 I feel like this is the Vaughan egg. Okay, all right, okay. So for good luck. This is the egg. Okay. Any drum roll please. Come on, baby. Turn in light around.
Starting point is 01:04:45 I want to hear the crack. I want to hear the crack. In 2026. It's a single yoker. Oh. Oh, no. Oh no, he's left. He's just left.
Starting point is 01:05:00 It's okay. Yeah, right. Wow. Do you reckon he chose the wrong egg? Just go quickly. Just check of a. And other ones, check the other two. Check the other two, yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:09 Oh, no. Check the other two. He'll never recover from this. I know. And it's weird to blame. I'm to blame. I shouldn't have done. I shouldn't have brought the eggs in.
Starting point is 01:05:17 I thought they were lucky eggs more. We'll do another one. Do another one. We're just going to see. We're just going to see if this one's a double. No, no, no. It's a double. It's a double.
Starting point is 01:05:28 Wait, get formed the last one. Get formed the last one. Come on. This is your turn around moment. Come on. Okay. This is your turn around. It could not be a better sort of like...
Starting point is 01:05:39 Summation of your year. This was not the idea of one. I meant to be bringing you luck for 2026 with my lucky years. This is it. This is it. This is the turnaround. That last one, that was a curveball. Hey, hey, look at me.
Starting point is 01:05:55 You've handled a lot of curveballs this year. Okay? That was just another one. This is the real one. This is a double yoker. Okay, come on. Here we go. Here we go.
Starting point is 01:06:05 I don't know. shaking. I'm functioning on pure anxiety. You can do this. You can do this. It's another single. It's a single. It's another single. How did I crack the only two single yokees in the entire pack? What is this made? How did this happen? Yeah, so you'll give yourself an aneurysm. What have you done? Do you know, I found him blood in my ear last night?
Starting point is 01:06:44 I'm not surprised. I've got blood in my ear. This is no. It doesn't mean what it means. It's nothing. It's just eggs, bra. Bra, bra, bra, it's just eggs. It's just silly.
Starting point is 01:06:56 You don't listen to him. He doesn't know anything. It's just eggs. It's just eggs. According to superstition, at least you won't get pregnant. Hey, that's a silver lining You won't get pregnant You can heat those up in the microwave
Starting point is 01:07:12 And maybe have a little omelet Oh my God The Venn podcast network Fact of the day Day, day, day, day, day Yeah Do do do do do do do do do Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do it too
Starting point is 01:07:32 It's okay. It's all, like, everything's okay There will be a video of that meltdown up Later, later today, on our socials, later today I don't even know what happened Just bad luck, man Today's fact of the day Just a whole little bad luck
Starting point is 01:07:51 All this week here at, by the way, I've absolutely destroyed my vocal Yeah, you've got a bit carried away, you've got a bit silly It's been a bit silly. It's been a bit silly. It's been a bit silly. It's been... Mum and dad have friends over and he's showing off. I was that kid too.
Starting point is 01:08:10 Yeah, me too. It was a punish. It's misconceptions all week this week. A her effect of the day. And today's misconception is that Christmas trees were always part of Christmas. Because they weren't. They were just covered in snow in Europe winter?
Starting point is 01:08:26 They were just... I don't know where. It was a pagan... It was a pagan tradition during winter to bring an ever-gain. tree into the house to remind you that things could survive winter, life during darkness, and of course darkness was associated with evil spirits.
Starting point is 01:08:42 Things could survive winter except that tree you just chopped down. Which will die. But if you look after it, it will last the depths of winter inside. So they used pine trees, holly, Douglas fir trees, which is sort of a European-slash-American... They're nice. I saw one at a Christmas tree farm. Really? They're not.
Starting point is 01:09:02 They're four. Fluffy as. But the Christians hated them. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Early Christian ladies. Gay Christmas trees.
Starting point is 01:09:13 Gay Christmas trees. Gay Christmas trees. Well do you remember I had a gay Christmas tree once in my flat. The big pink one. So they saw them as a sign of a pagan symbolism, the Christmas tree. So the Puritans in England and Colonia America viewed Christmas as a pagan corruption. Considered trees unbiblical and were associated the decorations of Christmas, the Christmas. Christmas tree being the main one, as adultery.
Starting point is 01:09:34 Not adultery, the one where you're not supposed to worship idols. Adultery. Funny they've all come around since there are lots of presents under them. Yeah. Yeah. Just saying. So if you're familiar with Oliver Cromwell, Cromwell is named after him.
Starting point is 01:09:49 Cromwell is a bad guy. Not a great guy. 1647. Wait, but hang in a sec. We named a whole town. Yeah, that's why they flooded it. Okay, yeah, right. But then they rename the town.
Starting point is 01:09:58 There would have been a great chance to rename. Flood Cromwell rename it. We'll call it Big Fruit Town. Okay. And Christmas was banned in the UK. Right. And Massachusetts, the state of America, when it was still under English rule, you can watch the musical Hamilton on Disney Plus.
Starting point is 01:10:15 You can. Holidays. I've watched it 15 times lately because my daughter's obsessed. Pretty good. People were fine for celebrating Christmas, decorating their homes, taking trees inside. Oh, wow. Even if they weren't decorated, taking trees inside,
Starting point is 01:10:27 where you would be fine for it because the trees were banned. Wow. and only came back in some time afterwards. So today's fact of the day is Christmas trees have not always been Christmas trees. They used to be pagan winter trees and then they were banned and now they're back, baby.
Starting point is 01:10:43 Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Doodoo do to do to do do to do. To do do do do do do do do do to do do. Do do do do do. The ZN podcast network. Play ZM's Flashforn and Haley Right now I want to know the petty reason That you no longer talk to someone
Starting point is 01:11:09 And we won't judge you if it's very very petty You're allowed to make your own decisions about who you do And don't talk to I do find it weird though Sometimes people cut someone out of their life For the smallest thing It's probably a build-up of a lot of things And that was the one thing
Starting point is 01:11:23 Yeah but I want to know the straw that broke the camel's back Or what is the petty reason Someone know long as it talks to you Yeah The reason I bring this up was because I didn't I've never heard this story before, and it came across my desk last night. Okay. And I thought, I'll put that in prep.
Starting point is 01:11:37 The great Stephen Spielberg has never cast Ben Affleck in a film, despite the fact that they are both huge Hollywood players. Yes. And there's been all these theories around why this has happened. Yeah. But it's gone back to an interview that Spielberg did years ago. There was a personal incident from the 1990s when Ben Affleck was dating, and Gwyneth Paltrow, who was Spielberg's goddaughter.
Starting point is 01:12:04 Oh, I didn't know that. No, neither. They were on a family trip in Spain. Spielberg's young son pushed Ben Affleck into the swimming pool. Okay. Affleck, who sort of seems kind of like a humorless person. I love Ben Affleck. The older I get the more, I'm like, that's my man.
Starting point is 01:12:24 Yeah. Yeah. So him being a bit of a grumpy wampi, and instead of being like, ha-ha, your son pushed me into the pool, Affleck pushed the kid into the pool and the kid cried and then Spielberg was like Fair enough
Starting point is 01:12:37 I'm just not going to work with you Really? So petty Isn't that petty God that made me laugh The idea that Ben Affleck pushed Steven Spielberg's kid into a pool And then I guess he broke it off with
Starting point is 01:12:48 Gwyneth Paltrow And then maybe there was a whole It was just like a bit of beef and stuff Yeah okay But I love the idea that It's like you push my son into a pool You made my son cry By pushing him into a pool
Starting point is 01:12:59 I'm not talking with you I'm not working with you I'm not working with you, but I want to know from our listeners the petty reason you don't talk to someone or the petty reason someone doesn't talk to you. What is the petty reason you no longer talk to someone or that someone no longer talks to you? Charlie, what is the petty reason you're not talking to someone? Sorry. Hey, oh my God, before I go on, that baby bit my finger is following me around the whole life. I'm so sorry, it just slipped down in my mouth, Charlie, and I don't know why.
Starting point is 01:13:28 Ouch Charlie It's okay I get it all the time We spoke to him Did we speak to him The start of this year or last year Yeah And he's like at uni now
Starting point is 01:13:36 He's like an adult He's a bit cool as well Oh wow Yeah So sorry about that I highly apologises Oh also I'm a first time caller Long time listener
Starting point is 01:13:49 Where's the bell Here we go Yeah Long time listener Thank you Charlie Thank you Charlie Thank you Charlie A pleasure to have you on the show
Starting point is 01:13:56 Okay, so, yeah, sorry, I'll get into my story now. Love it. So I'm from the UK, and I had a friend, best friend, long-time best friends. Like, we worked together and traveled around together when we were younger. Then we moved to New Zealand, and she straight away planned to come and, how it trip out, come and visit us. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:21 We, like, he, like, sent us a list, you know, like, of New Zealand's amazing. I want to go here there, like, great. So it's fine. Like, we're new as well. We'll go everywhere with you. We've already got a car. We'll do all the driving. Well, we started out tickets, everything, did everything.
Starting point is 01:14:37 It's all good. Yeah, amazing. All around the, mainly around the north, but we did do, like, some of the south as well. Yeah. But, like, yeah, the stickler was, she kept going on about going to see Lake Texcabal. Yep.
Starting point is 01:14:51 To see the loopings at Lake Texapal. Oh, yeah. What is the looping? The plants that grow at a specific time. Okay, yeah. She's basically seen like an Instagram image that you wanted to recreate, I think. I don't really know.
Starting point is 01:15:04 Yeah. So we were in Wonica. So you'll have to expect my geography, but I believe it's not that far away, but it's like an hour still. No, through two. Two and a bit. Yeah, it's still far, yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:21 So she was, and we were meant to be doing Roy's Peak the next day. We were going to get up at like 7 a.m. to do the walk, to do the up to the right feet. Yeah. But yeah, she was just like, oh, well, you know,
Starting point is 01:15:31 like, I've got a few little days. Not that far. Like, we could go. It's two hours 18. It's 200 kilometres, Charlie. And back. Yeah, I know, I know. And then back again.
Starting point is 01:15:42 So, yeah, me and my husband were doing the driving. Yeah, so you said, we're not going to Tekepo, and so she hasn't spoken to you since? Basically, yeah. Oh, wow. That's literally what happened.
Starting point is 01:15:54 She went back to France. like in a mood. It in a mood. In a mood. Yeah, the argument blew off and it was just like, you didn't like listen to the one I wanted to go and see the loopings. And I was like, what? It's just something else in New Zealand.
Starting point is 01:16:12 Yeah, I mean, there's still lots of mountains and Wonica's beautiful. Like, that's enough, isn't it? Yeah. I would have thought so, Charlie. Thank you. Let's go to Anonymous. Anonymous. What is the reason you're not talking to someone, the petty reason?
Starting point is 01:16:24 Because I deleted a message on WhatsApp. You bet. And they'd say, like, you deleted a message and they're like, what did it say? I deleted a message and then they come back to me and said, WhatsApp was deleting messages. And I was like, oh, it just wasn't appropriate. I thought I'd delete it. And he was like, well, that's my pet hate. And since then, no contact.
Starting point is 01:16:47 Oh, get out. Gross. I used to do that before. Before you could edit the message, because you've got. You got like a little bit of time to edit the message when you send it? Uh-huh. And that's always a new thing. But before that, you just delete it and then rewrite the message if you did a typo or whatever.
Starting point is 01:17:04 Absolutely. Oh, my God. But what did the message say? Oh, it was just something that may have been a little bit inappropriate. Oh, okay. Okay, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like I can't go about my day.
Starting point is 01:17:18 Without knowing. Without knowing the original message. That might not be. suitable for radio. So you're saying. Can I ask, was it in an adult nature this message? Absolutely. But it wasn't derogatory to him? No, absolutely not.
Starting point is 01:17:37 Wait, so he would have won a way of this is win-win for him. Okay. Wow, and he's just cut you off completely. Absolutely, for a 44-year-old man. Yeah, petty reason, petty reason. Thank you. Keep your text coming in. I'd like to apologise on behalf of 44-year-old men as I enter my 44th years. Keep your text coming in, 9-6-9-6. Want to know right now what is the Petty reason you're not talking to anyone?
Starting point is 01:17:58 Georgia, you don't seem like a petty person. Nah, I'd rather, I hate confrontation too, but I'd rather just like, what's wrong, what have I done? Yeah, tell me, tell me. Chuck an R and Petty and you've got our Georgia Burt. Pretty. It's about wrong. Oh, no.
Starting point is 01:18:12 Did you put the R at the end? Oh, wait, I put it, P-D-R. Petty. I was spelling it like Petty. P-I-T-1. Oh, babe. You know what? She's pretty bad. Yeah, pretty big.
Starting point is 01:18:25 She's so thick. She said it. She's a little thick. She said that. Some messages. Yeah, we've got to have an arm wrestle too. Oh, yeah, you do. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:35 Do you find it weird that you two arm wrestle. We're cheated. George is very strong. Can I arm wrestle Georgia? Yeah. Okay. Now. Oh, now.
Starting point is 01:18:43 She guys left. We've got a job to do, actually. We've got a job to do, don't we pledge. Because I'm just realizing it's 9 o'clock. Excuse me. It's 9 o'clock. We don't have time for this. Can I just say, someone messaged in and said,
Starting point is 01:18:52 Did Charlie go to Wannocker to pick up a big mirror by chance? Now, that is such a niche show reference. 616, for a start, I love you. Secondly, we're going to be in contact. You've earned yourself a Rock West Bandown calendar. Yeah, love that. That's good, yeah. And I'm not even going to explain that reference.
Starting point is 01:19:09 If you don't get it. If you know, you know. I think we may be covering that reference tomorrow on the show. Oh, really? Yeah, maybe. Might be doing a bit of an end-of-year ramp up. Do you guys want to arm wrestle, and I'll read some of the responses? Hang on, I've got wet hands.
Starting point is 01:19:23 This is going to be embarrassing because you're going to injure Haley. Nah, Haley's pretty min. No, no, no, my mum, who's 65 and hasn't been to the gym for a while, beat me the other day. So don't worry that. It's all in the dump. Oh, my God, I'll wrestle, thigh wrestle you. I don't know, how many, I'd do that too.
Starting point is 01:19:39 The mid-third. Okay, we're doing this, aren't we, where I'm wrestling. She just kind of braced against some of the loose. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Three, two, one. Oh, my God, Haley. Oh, my God, Haley.
Starting point is 01:19:49 Oh, my God, Hayley, what do you do you do? Oh, okay, that was a loss for Georgia Burt there. I just pulled off a wheelie chair. What are you going again? We don't have all day. Three, two, one, engage. Oh, we're not moving. They're not moving.
Starting point is 01:20:04 They're not moving. I'll keep you outdated, but I'll also tell you the petty reason someone isn't talking to me is because I'm better than them at swimming, even though I'm two years older than them. I don't. I thought that feels good. God, my mum must be strong if I just beat Georgia Burt. No, bring it home. No, we don't have time.
Starting point is 01:20:19 You give it up, Georgia. a loser. You're a weak, weak loser. Pretty. My best friend of 30 years is not talking to me any longer because when I lived with her, I didn't make her dinner a couple of times. Oh, get a grin. Oh my God, that's a embarrassing. Weird also wasn't allowed to date and wasn't allowed to be friends with her friends. What? Okay, you... To be I say,
Starting point is 01:20:36 you did a good job getting rid of her. Yeah. My work colleague isn't talking to me because I was off work for three days. I was in hospital for two of them, if that counts. She hasn't spoken to me for three weeks, now the stupid woman. What the hell is wrong with people? Someone's stopped talking to me The stupid woman
Starting point is 01:20:51 Because I told her girlfriend Which is my good friend That if you're in a relationship Even if the kids are not yours Bills should be split evenly And she removed me on Snapchat I mean Snapchat removal
Starting point is 01:21:00 That's petty Yeah that's really Big stuff petty I was eating a bag of fruit burst And I was saving my favourite flavour till the end As you're all to do As you want to do
Starting point is 01:21:09 Banana If you had the whirlpower Of course Lefties and bananas Yeah lefties and bananas What do you mean? They saved them till the the end and the guy I was seeing came and ate them also I broke up with him.
Starting point is 01:21:22 Oh, enough, fair enough. Oh, another podcast in the bag. The plastic bag. Are they back? No, no, still banned. Okay. They never left. That's where you come in with the line, boy.
Starting point is 01:21:34 Boy, man, if you enjoyed that. Okay. Oh, and if you enjoyed it, give us a rating and a review, and be sure to tell all of your friends. God, I need some sleep. Play Z-M's Fletchhorn and Haley.

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