ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - January 23rd 2026

Episode Date: January 22, 2026

On today's episode of Fletch, Vaughan & Hayleys Big Pod, Ohio restaurant is serving last meals  Top 6 - Ways to get Kakapō to smash more Hamilton peanut about Selena Gomez Oreo pest control SLP - Is it okay to stand when you have a seated ticket at a concert? Hayley's Korean Discrimination When did your clothes go see through? Oscar Nominations The first time you swore in front of your parents Fact of the day Movie horoscope Legally Blonde News QLP - Sauce on the side or on top? Admin Nights Trial Run - Not enough for the news We're in a 'Likes' Recession See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

from the ZM Podcast Network. This is... Flechwan and Hayley's Big Pod. Thanks to animates. Making happy happen for pets. Good morning. Welcome to the show, Fletch Fawn and Haley. Well, Born, you might not have noticed

because you were making breakfast at your home broadcasting from home today. Me is correct. But Harry Stiles has just posted. Yep. Just moments ago. Seconds. Well, don't leave me hanging.

That man is coming down under, baby. Maybe. We're talking a tour. We're talking a tour. We're talking a tour. We're talking a tour. It's not. But no, no, he's not.

Melbourne and Australia. Melbourne and Sydney, sorry. In Australia. So Melbourne, the 27th and 28th of November at Marvel Stadium. That's a huge day. And then the 12th and 13th of December at a core stadium in Sydney.

I will say, just going through this post. In Amsterdam. Yes. Special guest Robin. In London, special guest. And damn. Let's go girls. Shania Twain. Wow.

Friend of the show, Shania Twain. That's incredible. And this post is horny as hell. It's making me feel the things. Every second slide is like someone hooking up. Yeah. What is this is official Instagram page, is it? It is.

At Harry Styles. So that is just absolutely insane. I don't know about when the table. Tickets go on sale. But yeah, crazy. So December this year. Yeah. That's not a long way.

If you're up early now and you're a Harry Stiles fan, you're getting the best accommodation. You're getting the best accommodation. You get the cheapest flights because they are about to all go up in price. Get your ass on the internet right now. So that's a big gap between Melbourne at the end of November and then Sydney two weeks later. Maybe he's having a little holiday down under

Lots of things to do I'd go to Hobart Yeah, lovely That time of year, lovely Lovely As a show we want to go to Tasmania Don't we want to go to Tasia tour The Tazi tour

Coming up soon born the top six Yeah the top six ways to get Kakopo To as Shannon put it smash more I thought that was a disgusting way To speak about our A nationwide creature And our fucking fat flightless parrot Correct

The Top Six Ways to Ways to our top six ways I wouldn't have chosen that Harry Stiles song. Do you make more. You're not happy about Shannon's Harry Stars. Not my favourite, not my favourite. Not my favourite from the last album, not my favourite. Shannon doesn't care. That's her favourite.

It's Shannon's favourite. We're going to start the hour with Harry Stiles, with this big announcement. Next on the show, though, for the true crime girlies. Oh yeah. You're going to love this. There's a restaurant in Ohio that's doing something that will delight you.

Play ZM's FlashForn and Haley. There is a restaurant opening in Ohio that is called the final meal and the true crime gals will love this. I don't know why I've always been obsessed with this notion as well. Because the final meal will serve basically the final meals of people that have been put to death

for their crimes. And I love those like infagrant or I love those like, you know, like people will make them and take a photo of them. And you're like, this is what? I was going to say, well, most of these just be like Big Mac or like McDonald's Uber Eats. but do they have to have it prepared in the prison? Yes, they have to have it prepared in the prison.

I think for most places. Right. I thought that was always a weird thing. This person's done something so horrendous that they're going to be put to death for it. But we'll give them anything they want for their last meal. I know it's wild. Aren't they stopping that in the States?

I think it was, I remember reading about that that they were like not going to be doing that anymore or at least in some states. Feels like they should have stopped it. Yeah. Like you just eat whatever you're given to. So here. Okay, so in Texas they were stopped in 2011.

Yeah, right. After an inmate ordered a large, expensive meal and didn't eat it. And that led to a policy change where inmates now receive standard prison food for their final meal. I mean, if you're... The one murderer ruins it for the rest of us. I know. Classic. But you would, right, if you're about to be put to death, I'd absolutely take the piss.

I'm out. Yeah. You know? So here's some of the things you can get. You can get the John Wayne Gasey. Okay. That's chicken wings, strawberries, fried shrimp and French fries. See, I'd get that. Terrible man.

Can I have the John Wayne casing? Terrible human, but I'd eat that. You can get the Ted Bundy. That's a Parmesan steak-loaded steak fries. Why don't you've got a chicken parmi? Oh, no, like a steak parmi, like a beef parmi. Oh, right, okay. Parmesan steak.

So was that technically a snitzel or is it a thicker than a snitzel? Well, they've said steak, yeah, I know. I'm unsure by that. Eileen Wernos, of course. She got a cup of black coffee and a cheesy bee. Really? A cheeseburger made. Cheeseburger.

Okay. Was she the one that Charlese there on portrait in that movie? Yeah, killed her all those guys. Yeah. Terrible life. I'm not having the candy for what she did. She met her a lot of people and didn't need to, but, you know, she had a rough time. You can get a Carol Chessman.

I don't know who that is. Oh, a kidnapper, robber and really bad person. You get a toasted ham and cheese sandwich and a bottle of Coke. If you get the Timothy McVeigh, you, VicVe. Timothy McVeigh. The Unibomer. The Unibomber, yeah. Yeah, two pints of mint chocolate.

chip ice cream. There's... Oh, that'd go right through, yeah, when you were getting electrocuted. Like, I reckon blow that. Especially if you had a little bit of a lactose intolerance. Yeah, God. You can also order, um, signature cocktails named after, you know, sort of, you can get the Halter Salza, named after Charles Manson, of course.

Yeah, that's quite a good little name. Helter Salza. Uh, there's an embalming fluid drink, which is lime salsa, uh, strawberry syrup and a stab of lemonade. Oh, my God. And there's a cocktail in spirit. by infamous murder victim Elizabeth Short, boasting lime pomegranate and blackberry juice,

tonic water and lavender syrup. That's called the black dahlia. Wow, okay. Wow. Or you can get the Pogo Punch inspired by Gacy because he was a children's party clown. Jeez. This is dark.

It's so dark. Also, they serve their cocktails in like fake human skulls. Okay, she's getting a bit dark now. Wow. This is opening in April, by the way. Okay. To our podcast listeners, if you're in the Ohio region. Or you're traveling to Ohio at any stage?

Head to the final meal. The Z-N-Podcast Network. From the Fletch von and Haley group chat, this is the top six. Well, the top six today, Carcapo are not breeding. Guys. Not breeding enough. They should try to watch that, you know, ethical, those ethical, short films that I pay for.

Well, how about you just to hold fire on your ideas? Because maybe that's coming up in the topsox. I was worried that I'd, you know, start talking. To get Kakaport to, as Shannon put it, smash more. Smash! That's not the thing. So there's a certain tree that has a berry that triggers their breeding season and it only happens every few years.

Oh, right. So, but unfortunately they drop, their numbers aren't taking off. because not every season where this happens necessarily means trick survival. Why don't we chunk some of those berries in the freezer and then next spring we'll just sprinkle some out? Put them in a smoothie. Yeah. Straight from the freezer. Yeah, hit them with the smoothie and they can have the berries.

Look at the top six ways to get Kakapo more sexually active. Number six on the list, Kakapul Horn Hub, memberships for them all. I would have just said Kakaporn Hub. KakaPoor. Hub. Sure. That one. Yeah.

Cuckaborn Hub. Get some laptops out there. Yeah, nice. Memberships? Or just watch for free. Like everyone else. Why do people sign up? Why do people sign up?

Why do people sign up? Once I started paying for my short films. I've entered a world of elite short films. No one pays. Honestly. Why are you paying for your short films? Because no one in the ones that you're watching is actually having a good time? I would beg to differ.

I'm telling you, mate, that woman, she's got a lot of time. She's put it on the performance of a lifetime. Number five on the list of the top six ways to get Kakapur, more sexually active. Have we thought about lingerie? Makes everybody feel a bit better about themselves, eh? Little bra and pennies, yeah. Oh, yuck.

Okay, nice. Yeah, a little set, matching set. Yeah. Some suspenders and a guardabout. Yeah. Number four on the list of the top six ways to get Kakapur more sexually active. Teach the male Kakapur's the saxophone. I did some gurgling.

Apparently music is the sexiest hobby. A male can. have. Yeah. Which is weird because guys thinking they can sing and like recording themselves doing it is a Hugh Jack. Yeah, it is. Hugh Jack, Hugh Jack.

Hugh Jack. To watch a man earnestly try to sing. Oh, Jesus, take the wheel. It's an ick. Number three on the list of the top six ways to get Kakapo more sexually active. Cardio. Get them on a treadmill. Oh, you're right.

And that'll get the end of the blood flow. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Cardio is great. the sexual, and I've seen one of these in real life are Kakapur and it's it's a little fatty. You have to

haven't you? You went to the island, didn't you? Yeah, I went to Anka Island and the South Island a wonderful experience once in a lifetime opportunity unless of course you work for Doc and a specialising in Kakapur then, like, this is your job. It's a once a sort of week. Once a day opportunity. But it was pretty cool, but they

are like they don't fly. They're just little round dwelling fatties so they could get on a tree, we'll get them some cardio. Number two on the list of the top six ways to get Kakapur more sexually active. Sexy playlists. Oh, yeah. They work.

But a... Bows. Bown, bough, bough. Bit of genuine. Yeah. Imagine hearing that through the native New Zealand bush. Just belting out through... Get each one a Ui boom, I reckon.

Yeah. Ui booms on the Kakapur, I think. Just the small whims. Yeah, we'll get a Bluetooth mesh network set up. And number one on the list of the top six ways to get Kakapur more sexually active. I reckon get them a nice little Pacific Island holiday. You know when you're on holiday you're kind of like horny a bit more?

Yeah, you do. Well, yeah, but no, but then you have the breakfast buffet. Yeah, the breakfast buffet. And then it heads up to 29 degrees. And then nobody wants to do anything. Go to sit swim, maybe. And you've gone to see a temple that day, so it all feels very unholy at that point.

Yeah. Yeah. You've chafing. Yeah, you've chafed yourself raw between the thighs. And then before you night, you're going home and you haven't done it. You haven't done it. Yeah. You say tomorrow, though, I'll get you in the morning.

Yeah, and then last day, holiday you always woke up with a bit of a rumbly guy. So you don't want to run the wrong, run the gauntlet on that situation. Okay, maybe that's not the best solution. No. That's today's top six. Play ZM's Flesh, Vaughan and Haley. Vaughan, this is, I don't know why this really tickled me. I don't know if I've ever seen any of these in the world.

Okay. No, neither. Is this the Hamilton thing? Yeah. Well, you know a roundabout. Hamilton loves a roundabout. New Zealand loves a roundabout. Is it except, no, Blenham finally got a couple of roundabout.

right? Because remember they never had a roundabout. Didn't they? No, they didn't have traffic lights. Oh no, they didn't have traffic lights. They were exclusively roundabout. They were, loved a roundabout but not traffic lights.

Right. Well, work is about to start next month at a Hamilton intersection and Hamilton is getting a peanut about. A peanut about. A peanut about. Show me this peanut about plan. Are they like two roundabouts

but kind of next to each other and sort of semi-linked? It's like, you know, sometimes when you get a bag jelly beans and the jelly bean is too close to the other jelly bean and it merges together. It's because the roads aren't all going right into each other so they kind of

needed to connect it through this bean. Figure 8 isn't it? It's kind of like an 8. I know exactly where, I've just googled it, I know exactly where this is going. Do you? Yeah, Morinthill Road, Martangie Road and Silverdale. Yeah. So I'm very familiar with this piece of road.

It's called a peanut about it. They couldn't have one big roundabout because the roads aren't like straight into each other. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not like a cross. So. You couldn't build a basin reserve type roundabout because there's not the space. No.

No. But how cool is this? It's a peanut about. It's pretty neat. I don't think there's a peanut I've never seen a peanut about. I don't think I've actually driven through a peanut about where you'd go, you'd come into it and then go, wee-we-you. Someone on one of the comments, Sam said, looks like a woman's sanitary pad.

It should have been called it a Libra babout. It does look like a pad. It does look like a pad. For sure. Oh, that's going to be its nickname now. The Pad. The Libra. Yeah, the Libra pad.

The Libra section. Because all the little roads that go off, those are the wings, aren't they? For the bad. They are. Well, this is huge news for Hamilton. It's fantastic news. Could this be New Zealand's first peanut about? I feel like there are some different...

Because I'm not talking. I've seen two roundabouts close to each other, This is not two roundabouts. This is a peanut bar. No, it's connected because in the skinny bit in the middle, there's no road off of it. No. It's quite special.

It's actually quite special. This is yet another reason to go to Hamilton. And it's just down the road from Hamilton Gardens to that peanut about. You could probably squeeze that in on the way. Well, that's the first reason to go. Well, they should put a giant wheelbarrow and giant door on this peanut about. They should put something silly-sized. I wonder what's going to go on the inside of the peanut about

because it's a bit plain in this artist's concept. Yeah, the artist's rendition just looks like gravel. Yeah, because this is what annoys me though. Peanuts, peanut shelves. They should, oh my God, that's fantastic. Well, the cast of peanuts, Snoopy and Charlie Brown and stuff. Yes. Because I hate it when they plant a garden in there or something, but they don't maintain it.

Oh, are you thinking about that big roundabout out by our place? Yes. It's an oponation. Well, you can get there because they don't think about it because they can't get to the middle because there's so many cars. So many cars rattling about there. The mower can't get in the middle. They can't get to the weeds. So I think sort of a weed match.

Yes. We'd mat it down. Yep. Put down a little bit of something, under some kind of underlay. And then peanut shells. Because it's a peanut about. Because it's a peanut about.

I wonder if the peanut shells might attract rat. But they're, okay, so the rats ran out to get the peanut shells. They get run over by the cars. We've got a pest control as well. It sounds great. We call it Rad Island. You know, it's just, we're really developing this for Hamilton. The Zemmast Network.

Now, Selena Gomez did a co-lab with Oreo. They released the Selena Gomez Oreo cookie, and it was basically an Oreo except. there was a cinnamon aspect to it. Okay. Big fan of cinnamon over here. I'll drink a fireball. I'm not scared of a fireball.

I don't think I ever tried them. I didn't try them. No. I'm not a huge... I have tried the... When they've got an extra thick icing because to me, Oreos have too much biscuit,

not enough icing. Well, there's two biscuits, one icing. Yeah. Yeah. What were the ones we had growing up now? Cameo creams. Cameo creams. Again.

Cameo creams is the same problem. Same problem, but delicious. delicious. Yeah. Delicious. You'd almost rip the top of a cameo cream, chuck that away, and then just eat the icing in one biscuit. I'd rip the top off raw biscuit it and be like, and then no, I was going to have a perfect mix with the second bit.

Kind of like when you rip off a, like a cupcake with the icing on top of one, then you've got half the base. Yeah, your base is right. Don't do that. Yeah. Ice is. What I were, if I'm feeling particularly adventurous with an Oreo or a cameo cream, I'll peel the top one off, set that aside,

then use my teeth to scrape all the icing strips. straight into my mouth. Yeah. And then raw dog, two biscuits. Well, I mentioned I saw the Cadward Cream Egg Oreo Co-Lab. Carl, when you're saying this was, the Selena Gomez was the best Oreo. This is my favorite Oreo. Every time I see them at the supermarket, they're on sale for real cheap.

Yeah. Obviously, I'm the only one. But that's fine. Was it not a limited run? I thought it was a limited run, but maybe we just didn't buy them in New Zealand. It's giving big ship them to New Zealand and sell them via. There was also this thing of like if you got, there was like some like Oreos that had special little logos on them

and if you hovered your phone over it, it played her song. Have you tried the new one? It's going to big you two in our iPods, you know? There's some cream egg Oreos. I tried them this way. We literally just said that, but you've tried them? Yeah. Are they good?

But enough icing? Yeah, double stuffed. What's making, what makes them cream egg? You know what? If I was blindfolded, I wouldn't know that would cream egg. Because to me, when I think of the inside of a cream egg, It's just sugar. It's quite Oreo-like.

Yeah, it's just sugar. It's just white sugar. Yeah, yeah. But it's young. I can recommend. Wait, are we talking a cream egg that's got Oreo inside or? Are we talking Oreo that's got a cream egg? Oreos.

The latter. Did you know there's both? You know there's both. What? There's an Oreo Cabrie cream egg, which is Oreo. Wait, they've done a co-lamp for both. They've done the old reversal. It's sort of like one within the other.

I'm looking here on the Woolie's website. It's only $1.25 for a pack of those Oreo double-stuffed cream egg Oreos. Well, that feels like a really good prize. That's why they're so cheap? I got five golden kiwi fruits the other day. I'm not even going to tell you how much they cost. I could have literally got like literally packets and packets of Oreos. You should have just got Oreos.

I think they have a very similar effect on the body. Well, the Salina Gomez Oreos, whether we're buying them or not, there is a new use for them. Ship them on down because Predator Free New Zealand has an article about how the scientists at Bioeconomy Science Institute are investing. how to get rid of the one, the last 1% of predators that are significantly smarter. I'm talking your possums. I'm talking your Norwegian ship rats. And you can tell the Norwegian because they're eating cold sardines and stuff most of the time. Cheese, sort of cheese slices, Swiss cheese slices. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're tall and blonde. And they're too smart for a trap. They studied this particular area and they managed to

using traditional baits. They managed to get them in and they put them in. They put their head in the trap, bang, they're dead. But there was these ones, and they had them on the trail cams. They were circling around. They'd come and they'd look and they'd sniff around and that scratch. They wouldn't put their head in the traps until Salina Gomez Oreo biscuits were put in there. Do you think they were just, the people that were sitting the traps had run out of bait

and they only had their snacks. Of Selena Gomez. Yeah, and they had Selena Gomez Oreos left. So they're like, well, some a couple of those in. I always do this when I'm sitting the traps around my house. I'll put apple and I'll put it in a container and sprinkle it with cinnamon and shake it round because apparently

the cinnamon smell draws them in. The possums. Right, I love cinnamon. Are the possums aware of how good cinnamon is for your hormones? Is it good for your hormones?

No, because when they get the cinnamon Haley, it's only a split second before their neck's broken. Right. So they probably don't get to live out. No, that's not great for the hormones. Do you think Selena Gomez is aware that her product is being used

to trap... Does she want to be... In the comments, people were saying, please tell me at Selena Gomez has seen the story. I don't think she wants to be associated with our pest issue. You know, outside of New Zealand, everyone's like

ermicam, persims is so cute. They are, and they're very soft. Yeah, and but they're just, people don't understand there's such a pest here. They really need our eggs up. Guess what they're mixing Selena Gomez's cookies with? Oh, they're not just raw dogging it? Well, no, they are, but they're

trailing some different things. What? Antphetamines. Amphetamins. They are getting these possums addicted to delicious sweet oariobes. biscuits and crack. Selena Coebes is crack meth Oreos. Yeah. Now that's a co-lamb I did not see coming.

The Z&Pogast Network. Play ZM's Fletchfallen and Haley. Flechforn and Haley, silly little pole. It is so silly, silly, silly, silly that is silly little... Today's silly little pole. At a concert, is it okay to stand when you have a seated ticket? I'm thinking Spark Arena here. Yeah.

You're not on the floor, you're up in the bleak. But, you know, the cracker song comes on that everyone likes and so everybody stands up. All the first song comes on and everyone stands up and you're like, well, I guess we're standing for the whole show. I got told off once at Mount Smart Stadium. I was watching The Eagles with my mum and tell you what, Hotel California came on. You wouldn't keep my ass on a seat? Oh, you've got to get up for that. You've got to get up for that.

We got up and the security came over and they said, sit down, you're in a seat, you know, you're in a seated ticket. The security came over. Security. Just call us and sprails a couple of clubs. Everybody's like probably a bit more of a sitting crown. Yeah, people slightly more immobile, but know the people around us rioted in Allstead up. Yeah, right, good. But you always see it.

You guys fought back against authority. You show the man. Yeah, but I think you always see it at concerts, right? Rock concerts, pop concerts. People get up off their feet. And some people get upset, but I mean, it just is what it is. If everyone's standing, you're just standing, aren't you? It's awkward to boogie in a seat.

Yeah. Sometimes, though, you just want to sit. Yeah, sometimes you do just want to You just have a lazy watch At my bed concert Well, you're only like a couple of songs Yeah You don't want to stand for the shit songs

But if you're only liking a couple of songs Who cares if your views been blocked then Yeah, that's fair That's cool I actually totally agree Well done At a concert is okay to stand When you have a seated ticket

65% of people said yes But 35% of people said no Okay Okay Well this will be an issue With the Harry Stiles Shows because Marvel in Melbourne And a core in Sydney

The Accord Stadium in Sydney All of those are big arenas with seats What's the core? Is it core The hotel people? Yeah Or a core of an Apple It might be an Apple core Stadium

It's either one of those two Whereabouts in Sydney Has it had a previous name? Yeah It got, didn't it get redone? Well they all get redone. It's by the big events thing That the movies were at Bourne that we went to

They're around there Do they play sports there? Is it a sports? Yeah Stadium Just a normal stadium Why is the concept of a stadium suddenly baffling you this morning? No, no, no, it's not.

It's not. But I know, like, the Marvel one, they play the rugby league there and the AFA. They do a lot of AFL there, yeah, huge stadiums. But I hadn't heard of court as a, what league team would play. Okay, well, maybe just maybe get up with your corporate sponsorship of Australian stadiums. I still call it Erickson Stadium. Yeah, Erickson Stadium. I call it Westpac Stadium.

Yeah, I call it the Caketon. Well, Mum's just messaged to Paraneda Bob Dylan, Concert, Security were telling everyone to sit down. and Bob told the audience to stand up. So he won. Well, you do what Bob says. You do what the artist says. You do what the artist says, but they say get on your feet. That's Bob's cool, isn't it?

It is. It is. Okay, so some messages in. Amy said if you can't physically stand up for a long time, hence the seat that you purchased, then the person in front of you is blocking you the whole time. Yeah, that makes sense. That's true.

If you've got a seated seat for a reason, not just because you missed out on GA. If you can't stand and you're in the middle, what are you going to ask everybody in front of you to sit down? No, you can't. Like, you can't. What is the deal with, because I've never purchased, obviously I'm not in a wheelchair or, you know, physically, you know. Oh, he's worn rubbing his able-bodiedness in his face.

Wow. Way to brag. Way to brag that you can walk, bro. Wow. Oh, now he's showing us his feet. I showed them in my legs. When you, can you buy specifically for, or do you just buy a GA and on the day when you turn up? No, no, you select it. You select it because, you know, sometimes you go to buy tickets and there aren't any left, but those ones are left and you're like,

You can't just nab them. But if you're my Amy who messaged in who physically can't stand for a long time, I feel like that spot is for them. Yeah, that would be what you would book, definitely, surely. I think so, definitely. I will say those accessible seats often a great view. Of a great view, great view. Well, they're uninterrupted.

No one can stand in front of you. Which is why they're there. I've always wanted to, like, attend with someone. I don't know if you can just bring a friend. What? They're going to go to a concert and just sit on their own in the accessible area. What are you going to pull up one of those white plastic warehouse chairs and just sit beside them, are you?

Happily. Okay. Read the room, I guess, said Samantha. In general, no, but if everyone else is standing around you, then I guess we're all on our feet. Yeah. Trish says, event manager here that works in large venues. It's perfectly fine for you to stand if you have a seated ticket at a concert. So we've got Trish's permission and Bob Dylan's permission and the Eagles permission.

So we don't. What more do we need? What more do we need? Yeah. Helen said, no, sit the F down. If you want to stand and dance, you should have been in the GA. So that's one against. Callan is canceling up Bob Dylan there.

But the problem is... The problem is GA is so tiny. Sometimes those tickets sell out in a second. In a second. And so people that want to be GA are in the seats. Yeah. I can't imagine the vibe being the same if everyone had the air as to her

was just sitting down the whole time, said Aisha. Yeah, that's true. Katie, if I'm in a seated area, I will literally be on my feet dancing and singing the whole time. No Muso wants the audience silence and still and sitting. Yeah. That's a fair call. Leisha, unless you have a rear,

at row seat, you are being inconsiderate to the person who may not be able to stand that's sitting behind you. If you check if it's okay first, then by all, if this is too much admin. Well, I'm at a loud concert. Let's say I'm at, you know, Lady Gaga and there's all this music and choreo. I don't think I'm going to have time to

sort of tap and interrupt. Sorry to interrupt. Do you, no, do you mind if I get on my feet? I'm just going to stand again. You're just standing, right? If they say no, then you're going to a negotiation. What about just for three of the next five songs? Yeah. I'll take breaks. does go on to say also please no jumping around on the temporary bleachers because it's effing terrifying.

I'm looking at you, Lady at the Bruce Springsteen, Auckland Concert, Circuit, 2017. I thought I was going to die. You don't sit at Bruce. You don't sit at Bruce, but if I'm in temporary bleachers, I'm kind of agreeing. I don't want the jumping around. I don't want to be in the news. Especially when it gets all wiggly and stuff. How many news stories over the years around the world have there been of like temporary seating collapses?

Totally. Yeah. Be considerate to the folks behind you, says Ashley. who may not be able to stand and will miss seeing the show through the back of your back. Yeah. I don't think you need to say back of your back? I thought just through your back would have been sufficient. No, the back of the back, because the back has many parts. Okay, the back of the back.

Not the front of the back. So for silly little poll today, we said, if you have got a seated ticket, are you able to stand at a concert? And 65% of you think you should. The Fletchhorn and Haley Big Pod. One o'clock today will premiere the brand new single Aperture. So excited to hear this.

But we're off air. Are we going to come back in with Georgia? Probably just leave it to Jordan. No, I've got plans. Do you? Yeah. What are you doing? Well, Dr. Shawnee and I are having an afternoon beverage.

Why wasn't I invited? You're invited. What, just now? Let's be nice. I believe. You're on a... Could you see he's back and work five days a week? You've got a date.

In the evening. Oh, okay. Well, you can come. Does Dr. Shawnee not know we're in the midst of a health crisis? It's just... Oh, my God. For a beer on a flight? It's his day off.

Can I tell you something? I went to the doctors. What day did I go to the doctor? Monday or Tuesday or something? You go every second day, don't you? You must have a bloody concession card by now. She's got one of those sues. You know those cards you get at the coffee or the sushi shop and your 10th one's free?

No, do you know why I went to the doctor? I think I might wait for the results because we could talk about this on here why I went to the doctor. Okay. But I went into the doctor where Dr. Shawnee works. Yeah. But he's not my doctor for obvious reasons. I see someone else. I'm in there.

I go in and I start having a very intimate conversation with my doctor. Interrupted. Dr. Shorty just comes in. I was like, Dr. Shorten, I could just be here. I could be spread-eagled on that table right now. Well, he's not. He didn't come in until he had permission. He came in to say hello.

And then we had to be all professional because then he, when I came out, he was waiting for his next patient. He has his mask on and he's calling a name and we sort of, you know, sort of pretend. It's so funny seeing your friends at work. Yeah. Anyway, I think I might have experienced racism yesterday. Okay.

And I don't make light of racism at all. I think it's something that people probably experience daily, but me, I've never, really. And I don't know if it was racism. I think it was sort of some kind of, I think I might have been racially shunned. Well, that's what racism is, Haley. It's when you experience discrimination based on your race.

It definitely wasn't a brutal racism. Like a gentle racism. I felt gently racist. On a scale of a weird look to a lynching, where are you sitting? I'll say it was no more than a two. Okay. What happened?

Yesterday, I went out for lunch with a friend. Yes. Was it a date? Well, like it was a friend. It was a friend. I just went on a friend. Not every lunch is a date.

Okay. Met up with a friend for lunch. And... It's weird you say not every lunch is a date. And Fletch is late. date as a lunch. It's, you know, I'm not feeding this person.

And then out, come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can have Selena Gomez orio on your way. I don't like those, but I bought a bag. Fletch has told me off for feeding my dates too much. He was like, why are you cooking them a meal when they come around? Haley was cooking the meals.

I'm like, Haley, these people aren't there for your cooking. Like, save your money. They're also not her bottom. They're allowed to eat. Anyway, carry on. Please, we're being distracted. We're getting really distracted. born.

You are lucky you are not on the studio today. I wouldn't have said that if I was. No, you wouldn't have been in the safety of his own home. Anyway, so look, I'm out with a friend for lunch. And we go to try somewhere, but it's closed. She wasn't supposed to be closed, but there it was. It was closed. And so I was like, bugger.

What, like closed for good or just closed? No, no, no, just like off, you know, for the day. They were gone for the day. Okay. And so we're just wandering around the top of Queen Street in Auckland. and then I looked across and I was like oh my god and we're trying to eat a little bit healthier at the moment I was like there's a Korean barbecue place

I'll just go get a little you know barbecue sizzle playing some greens I was like that's perfectly famously known for its health Korean deep fried everything No no but it was just the meat one I was like you've got the meat plates so that's great no no deep fried so we go into this Korean restaurant

that I've been in before and I have to say like a sign of a great restaurant of any ethnicity as you go in and people of their ethnicity are eating there. So you want to walk into an Indian restaurant and see Indian people eating there, you're like, this is going to be good Indian food. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I walk into this Korean restaurant and the whole floor is filled with Korean people eating Korean food. How do you tell a Korean? Go on then? Tell us, how do you tell the Korean? Because they look Korean. What does a Korean person look like? Korean.

They look Korean. What does a white person look like? You know, you can break down. They have different features. Anyway, I can tell what a Korean person looks like. I didn't walk in and think, oh, what's happened to you? What are they all wearing Samsung T-shirts or Hyundai hats? Yes, they were, and that confirmed it for me.

Perfect, yeah. Anyway, so a lot of Korean people... Roke Suzuki's at the back, and you like Japanese. Yeah, exactly. Someone in the B-Y-D shirt, you like Chinese? Yeah. Anyway, so I was like, good sign. Yep.

You know, and we, me, White and the friend I'm with, white. I was like, we're going to eat some good Korean food here. Yeah. And then suddenly the waitress comes out and Korean. Yeah. And she looks at us and she says like, lunch for two. And I was like, yep.

And then suddenly we get ushered into, I want to call it sort of like a Pākehā corner. Oh, wow. Okay, right. We sort of both clocked it that like we're sort of walking away from all the Korean people. they put us downstairs in an area where there's only one other white couple. And I clocked out. The dungeon. The white dungeon.

The white people dungeon. Yeah. Or Parkear Palace down the bottom. Wow. And I was like, I sort of didn't really figure it out until I was looking around. And I was like, I think they might have hidden us. But wait. But you've answered your own question.

What? They want people to walk in and see Koreans enjoying Korean food, which tells them it's good Korean. You can't have a bunch of yucky whiteys up there. Exactly. No, no, I understand why they did it. I just sort of clocked it. I realized I was being hidden. But were there any spare tables?

Upstairs. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, okay. I mean, you're right there. Just put you there. Yeah, yeah. It's quite a big place.

Right. There was definitely a space for two. In the Korean area. Was there space for the other white couple as well? Yeah. Okay. It seems like the dungeon should be the overflow. Yeah.

When the top's full. Yeah. And they had upstairs, this is my last observation. Upstairs in the Korean restaurant, they had lots of Korean art around and, you know, like the usual things you'd see to Korean restaurant. And downstairs in Parkehauer Palace, it did become quite more European. Right, what just a... With a decoration. Picture of Big Ben or something. Yeah, like the paint job was very European.

And like the artwork was very European. And the lighting fixtures felt quite parkier, quite white. Right. Quite white. Yeah. I would love to see a white one. fixture. I'd like to see what qualifies as a Pakiya lighting fixture.

It would just felt very like your mum's house in the 90s. Was it just one of those white plastic light shades that you have in the garage? No, it was more garish. It was more garish. More garish. Your mum in the 90s, you know, and everything was sort of lime washed and yeah. It was an interesting experience. Right, but great food?

Oh, amazing food. And you knew it was going to be because of all the Koreans eating upstairs. The Fletch-Worn and Haley, big pod. Now let's head to some drama out of Lulu Lemon headquarters. Lulu Lemon have had their problems in the past. I didn't realize it until someone pointed out to me that Lulu Lemon inherently in its name is quite a racist company.

Yeah, it was the guys said it would be funny. To call it Lulu Lemon because it would be difficult for some people to say. Yeah, yeah, that's a fact. Yes, it is a fact. That is a fact. I remember Stephen Colbert back in the day on his show, the Colbert report back in the... today did this incredible episode about it.

It's interesting. I mean, yes, it's great sportswear. I've like got a few lily lemon pieces and I'm always like, this is great quality stuff. I really enjoy it. But it's crazy that they didn't rebrand after that. Crazy that you wouldn't just call yourself like, splot or something, you know, and be like, we're splot now. Okay, I don't, this is why you don't work in marketing.

Oh my God, I love your leggings. Are they splort? And you're like, yeah, they are splort, man? Yeah. It's not a sexy sounding word. Splort. Kind of sounds like I have described. I think splort works.

I think Lulu Lemons, you know what I mean? That was the whole point of it. Splort. We can all say splort. Yeah, I don't know. Anyway. Sounds like splurt. Yeah, it's not a sexy word.

It is quite close to splurt, isn't it? So, Lulu Lemon has had to stop production and sales of a new leggings line. The thing that they're known for the most, the Lulu Lemon leggings. In the States, after customers have complained, that the fabric is in fact not squat-proof, and it is very much see-through when you move. This has happened, I swear this has happened to them before. Has that?

And like years ago, I remember this happening a similar thing, like the stretch. I don't know, do they not test these things? I mean, it's happened all the time with brands. I've worn cheaper brand leggings to the gym before, and you drop in it low with the bar on your back, you think, I'll just have a check. And you were like, that is my anus. That is not my crack, that is my anus on display.

You know? With proper technique, you can see we're wearing underpants. Are you not wearing underpants? And the squat racks are always, there's always a mirror behind a squat rack or you're squatting to the entire gym. You're squatting to the mirror and everyone, your anus is squatting to everyone else. You learn the hard way. So they've got this, you know, their usual weightless seam free, seam free fast drying fabric, but this particular bolt of it, I guess.

is very much turning see-through. Right, okay. Regardless of colour. The black ones are see-through, the white ones are see-through, the pink ones are see-through. Oh, because that's what I was going to ask. Is this just a cream-colored problem? Yeah, yeah, like that's on you for getting cream leggings. No, no, no, it's all of them.

Yeah. So I want to know from our listeners this morning because it's not just exclusive to Lulu. Yeah. When did your clothes go see-through? And you didn't notice. Oh, my God. Did you, does this happen to guys all the time? For some reason, people want to wear white.

white swimwear. And if there's no lining, you just basically see pubs in paint. Wait a minute. Who wants to wear white swimwear? You're just thinking like this is a big section of society. You've got to get back to Italy, mate. They're all in the whites. They're all in the whites. I don't know why, but some people just, there's no way I'd ever wear a white, I'd get white swimwear.

But they know what they're doing right. Then a man is not purchasing a white unlined tog and thinking anything other than I want to see him a big show. No, I just don't think people think about it. You know, but it's the same with nipples for ladies. And if you get a little white triangle bikini and it's not double-lined and you get that thing wet. I'm seeing ariolas, hon.

I don't have a problem with it, but some people will. You just get caught in the rain and your t-shirt becomes basically a wet t-shirt competition. I wore some light, you know, sort of tan-colored linen shorts that my first time to Bali. And because I was on the scooter, my butt was sweating so much, it was all wet. You could see my whole entire undies through it because they'd gone transparent. Maybe it, maybe something got wet.

Maybe it was a surprise fabric. Maybe it was a gym accident. What about different lighting? You know when you're wearing something at home, but then you step under like, is it fluorescent lighting? The lighting changes in all of a sudden and something can become quite sheer. Something becomes very sheer. Okay, well, this is what we want to know this morning. Oh, 800 dials at M.

Give us a call. You can text through as well, 9-6-96. Oh, God, the text are already coming in. I love this. When did your clothes go see-through? When did your clothes go see-through? Is the question we have on our lips right now. Lululemon's.

currently halting production on one of their leggings because they're very much see-through, as people are discovering at the worst of moments. Anonymous. When did your clothes go see-through? A bit weird. I was surfing and I was wearing a white rash top. And I kind of like white a little bit, all good. And I stood up and this guy was like staring at me and I was like, oh, smiled at him, whatever.

And a couple of minutes later, I realized that one of my tata's going on a bikini. So it came out of the bikini under the rash shirt? Yes. Oh, okay. That's like double tip flop. Like you've come out of two layers. No, wait, it didn't come out of the rash shirt. No, the rash shirt was still over.

Thank God. But it was seethru. It was wet and white, so it was seethrough. Okay, yeah. But I tell you what, that's a great place to have it. The cold water makes everything a bit more perky, doesn't it? Maybe it would stand up on it. I don't know if he was like, oh, my God.

go look at this girl or she was admiring. Yeah, I think admiring. Hey, you know what? Yeah, take admiring. Totally. Take admiring. Anonymous, thank you. Stacey, when did your clothes go see through?

Hi. I wore my oldest leggings and a T-shirt and everything to bunning because I was out of paint and painting. You don't want to do your clothes. So you're wearing old, old leggings to get some paint. Yeah. You're ragging, old leggings. You know, you don't.

I do not. I do know. You know, and went to Bunnings, and when I met over, my flat mate was like, you realize that your panties say Wednesday, and it's totally Saturday.

Wait, your leggings were so seet-through, you could see that your undies, your undies-stained. Oh, yeah, they were old. They were like, mop-eaten,

old, like you'd never, ever wear, so, I mean, they were frail. Stacey. Oh, the tradies at Bunnings would have loved that,

though? Yeah, yeah, get the boys a little treat. But let me tell you, I no longer own any undies that say the day of the week. I have learned my last one. That's because you're seeing anyone wearing day of the week undies on the right day if it makes you feel any better either. Yeah, yeah, that's true. It's kind of a right of passage to wear a Wednesday on a Saturday.

It is. And I sleep with a lot of tradies, Stacey. Stacey, thank you. Some messages in. Somebody said they were at school, and I mean, this is a classic because so many school shirts were white. and they were walking to school and there was a downpour and they were caught short

and they arrived at school and like everybody else there it was sort of a semi-wet T-shirt competition and they said it was horrendous so embarrassing and they wore like all the people with see-through shirts sheltered together until they dried out I wore what I thought was an opaque dress to work

looked fine at home a little bit suspect on the walk to work I work in a busy hospital got to my office it's completely sheer it was that nightmare of being literally naked at work, only a string on underneath. Oh my God, I would have gone home. Oh, you have to.

Just make an excuse. Take a sick day. Take a sick day. In Thailand, I jumped into a pool into my horror. My friend said, your togs are completely see-through. I'd been swimming at the local pool before the holiday, and the chlorine had perished the elasticity in my dogs. Oh, yeah, so it all kind of becomes quite, yeah, yeah, stretched down and see-through.

Oh, and you've gone all the way to Thailand. You're on holiday. I guess you've got to go to, like, an XXXXXL shop now. This is what she said. Because you're in Thailand. Really? Yeah, she's what she said. She's a size 14. Find a pair of tiles because she's a size 14 and apparently big girl.

Yeah. Big girl. Oh, I've been to... I'm afraid to tell you either. I know. I've been to Thailand and they're like, not for you. Over there pointing at the shop called like fat, fat human girl. And you're like, oh, my.

They kill me. Yeah. Oh, gosh. Some other, a lot of stories about gyms and buying a brand new pair of tights and thinking they look really great and then doing the squat and realizing the stretch of the makes them completely see-through. Someone message and they did that. They did the first squat.

They thought they could see their butt crack and they went to have a look at it. Then it completely split down the middle. The whole gym saw what I had for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Oh, wow. Okay, nice. Years ago, I was at a wedding in India and a friend and I looked across to see

a very British friend of the grooms, white linen pants. Unfortunately, it seems like he chose not to wear underwear that day either. And the sun was sitting behind him. Oh my god You could totally see his C&B through his white linen pants That's like a little puppet show

Isn't it? Behind one of those It's like a shadow puppet show Why would you not wear it? Because it's so hot You wouldn't wear undies We could someone to go and have a chat with him Which they did

And he didn't seem bothered by the fact at all It was clear to everybody That maybe even thought it was quite impressive And he wanted people to see Oh wow okay One of those Okay Yeah

Watch those linen pants though I do sort of feel like Someone messaged in saying That they were at a lake And they jumped in And they were wearing a white t-shirt I mean, that's on you. You know?

That's really on you. I'll never forget. I'll just this reminded me of my best friend was breastfeeding at the time. And she wore a white shirt and she had a lactate leak. Oh, yeah. And then it went see through and then you saw the whole arioli. The whole areole. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The full biscuit. The Z&P Podcast Network. Play ZM's flesh, born and hailey. Brin mentioned it in the news. Sinners, which none of us have seen yet. No, Vaughn. I've seen it. I've seen it. Oh, sorry, you have. That was the movie I watched in two parts earlier this week

because I was worried it was going to fall asleep. Thoughts feelings. So it's very unusual to me that a movie that is technically a vampire flick has the record amount of Oscar nominations because those sorts of movies never get Oscar nominations. But Michael B. Jordan. Oh, my God. So my friend that I was watching it with,

she's like he's got a weak chin and now I can't see I can't see he's got a weak chin Why'd you tell the people that? No, no, because he grows a little goatey over it doesn't it to hide? He's a phenomenally good looking man but apparently he's slightly weak chin

So that's broken the all-time Oscar nomination record 16 nominations got more than Titanic Lala Land Everything Right Best picture, best director, best actor for Michael B Jordan Multiple acting and craft categories Like it's just, it's dominated it One, yeah

It is a phenomenally well-acted vampire You've lost me saying vampires now. I'm not going to watch this. And you lost me at Wheat Chin. Beautifully shot and also set in 1930s Southern States. So there's the whole racial undertones. Yeah, right. So going up against Michael B. Jordan, Ethan Hawke, Leonardo DiCaprio, Timothy Shalalalala,

Lamae, Wagner. Best actress, Jesse Buckley, Roseburn. Kate Hudson was a surprise for that Neil Diamond film. This is done with Hugh Jackman. Emma Stone Renata Reinsv Rainsver That's exactly how it's

That's exactly it Al Fanning's in there For supporting actor There's like lots of great movies But wicked, completely snubbed Cynthia Ariana Nothing Oh I mean, now you're surprised

Well this is also It's wicked for good So it's the second one Which I didn't think was as good But even the music's been left out Yeah a lot of Paul Meskell who's been praised in all the other award things for the hamnet. Oh yeah?

That big romance thing. No, nothing. Missed out? Oscars missed out. Yeah, Kate Hudson was a surprise. Superman missed out on a special effects not. Apparently that was a surprise. So the Dwayne, the Rock,

Dwayne Johnson, I thought he was a show in for the Smashing Machine movie. Everyone was saying he'll finally get it. But he didn't. He didn't get a best actor. That's a bit of a bit of a, you know. Yeah, okay. Yeah. Formula One, the Formula One film with Brad Pitt.

That got nominated for Best Picture, and everyone was like, real? Really? Really? Yeah. I haven't seen it, but yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, Jennifer Lawrence. She gave an amazing performance in Die My Love, which I haven't seen, but I've heard a lot about a performance.

Snubbed? Snubbed. Right. I mean, there's only so many Oscar nominations that can go around. It's one of like the smaller. Yeah, and it's not about awards, guys. It's actually, it's about the mahi. And it's about the mahi and the impact of the mahi in the moment.

And to just be nominated. would be nice. I feel a bit smug. I feel a bit smug. Why do you feel smug? One of the best, one of the nominated best pictures, train dreams.

I've actually watched that. Of course you have. You love trains. Yeah, well, you know what? Not nearly enough trains, Haley. Oh, really? Names misleading, isn't it?

It should have been called logging dreams. It was more about logging than it was trains. You should get that review on Rotten Tomatoes, actually. Vaughn Smith,

my review, not enough trains. The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's, Flethawin and Hayley. What was the first time he swore in front of your parents? The story of that, because there's a study out of America, half of parents say it never is it okay to swear in front of your parents.

I feel like Kiwi parents are way looser, especially now. My mum drops a C-bomb left and right and centre. My mum does not like swearing. Oh, really? She doesn't. She started telling me off again. She gave me a sort of a moment of reprieve last year, but she started, she told me off over summer for swearing.

Vaughan, please. Language. Language. Vorn, please. Like, she's Captain America. Vaughn, please. What's the worst swear word that Christine will drop? I have heard of drop an F in a moment of extreme frustration once.

Okay. She just doesn't. She's not really a swearer of my mother. Oh, be able to let rip on some swear words? Oh, Patsy. Yeah. Do they blasphemed? Do your mother's blaspheme?

Yeah, I'd say so. Yeah. My mother does not blaspheme. Yeah. Yeah, well, my mum's not a Christly woman. You know, blaspheming means nothing to her. But I remember the first time I swore in front of my mum when I was like a kid and I said, piss.

And she said, what did you say? And I was real young. And I think I... And what context did you use it? I said to her, Mom, we need to leave. I need to piss. And I remember consciously as a kid being like, say it. Mom, I need to go.

I need to piss. And she was like, excuse you. But I remember the first time that I had a little. little tiffy teenage and I walked up the stairs and I said, F, off. Yeah. Under my breath. It was the first and last. When you're a goth?

Yeah. And your goths, yes. It was first and last. And I'd never sworn at my parents again. What was the reaction? Excuse me? And then storming up the stairs. Probably for a bloody smack around the ears.

We can't do that now. I think we're still legal then. Yeah, yeah. I learned the C word at school, at primary school, but didn't know what it meant. All I knew, I thought it was equivalent of like you bugger, like stop being a bugger. Oh, yeah, okay. And I called my father it at the dinner table. Oh, yes, that's right.

How old were you? How old were you? Eight, maybe. Oh, my God. Now, our dinner table set up was I, my father always sat at the head of the table, and I always sat to his right, and he was always on me about my manners. Use a knife and a fork. Chew with your mouth shut, like, always on me. And one night he said something about, like, use the fork in the right hand, and I said, stop being a seat.

Oh, fuck. And he reached and he grabbed me with his right hand and he lifted me and he tossed me from the table. And I remember sailing through the air and hitting the ground and skidding across the cheap 80s linoleum. Yep, yep. And then just being like scared and looked and he just looked at me and he was like, out. And I went to the room and that was a, I was. Wow. Do you reckon your mom and dad laughed about it later in their bedroom?

They're like, oh my God. I ain't. The sheer audacity of his child. I don't know. I shouted at the door and giggly, but like, did you hear me? What are the stories we want to hear this morning. 0,800 dials at M. Call us now you can text through 9-696.

When was the first time he swore in front of your parents? We want to know this morning the first time you swore at your parents. Vaughn just told me that Fletch once told his grandma to air off. My mom always reminds me of that because, I don't know, she was probably being, I don't know. By the way, I took a photo of a trigger at the holidays. I've got to send that to your mom. Oh, yeah. I always send her a picture of a trig

if I climb a hill. She loves a picture of a trick. But she's just messaging me saying to ask for the time he told his grandma to get off. I can't even remember. She was a hard woman though. She'd tell you off.

That doesn't mean you get to ever tell your grandma to ever. Oh, look. She's gone. How did she take it? I can't even remember. It's so audacious. Beav, if you could follow up text me,

let me know what the outcome of that is so that absolute inappropriate. It's where I was. Probably asking me, why I didn't have a girlfriend again. We do. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's too long to explain. Do you not have a girlfriend yet? No. We do have to just, it's really sweet, but Shannon's really sweet. It was like, guys, I can't get many people on the phone because basically at the end of it all, they just took a beating. Well, I was it was a different time. We're just trying to explain you to share, to Shannon, that that's how parenting was before now. If you did or said something bad, you've got to clip around the ears.

You're hiding, yes. There's a couple of mentions of jug cords in here. You guys ever get a jug cord? I got the gladrapped tube and the wooden spoon. God, those material threaded jug cords? And it was always... They would really ring around the back of the legs. Yeah, it's always worse when mum had just gone to pack and save

and got the full glad rap 50 metre. Yeah, so it's... That thing was a long. Weighty log. God, imagine if your mum would actually use something with a bit longer, a bit of leverage. You know, it's very hard to get a good bit of speed. Well, don't tell her that now.

I have to go back at Christmas. I like how the next time you plan on seeing your mum is Christmas. It's January. No, I've got flights booked in Feb. Don't worry. Oh, that's nice. Good boy, good boy. I came some messages in. I came from a very anti-swearing household.

What the hell was considered blasphemy? Wow. But as in an adult, I swear like a sailor and have turned my mother into a swear or two eventually. It is fun when you're adults. Jill, Jill joins us. You pulled the fingers. Oh, Jill. Yeah, so I think I was about seven or eight when this happened.

And what? all in the morning. Yeah. Dad's already left, so it's just mum and the three kids. And for whatever reason, I'm not doing what I'm supposed to be doing. I see a little shit. I'm having to go at me. My bedroom's in the adjacent room to mum.

So I'm, oh, you know, getting so frustrated. I pulled a fingers to her. Thinking that you couldn't see in the shadow from my bedroom to the hallway. Oh. Oh, so you didn't do it direct to the face. You just went, um. And she caught it. And did you get a smack for that?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I love that. It's so much cute. It's so much cuter than swearing to, a little kid pulling the fingers. I thought you were going to get to wait until your father gets home. Oh, yeah. Jill, thank you.

Some messages in. I'm 44. I've never sworn in front of them. I've said shit once, and boy, did I hear about it. And I still get, don't tell your brother to shut up. You have to say, please be quiet. Oh wow, even as adults. Oh no.

When I was seven, oh yeah. When I was seven, I swore at my parents when they told me to go to bed at 7.30, I didn't want to. So I said, F-off, B-I-T-C-H. Far out at seven. At seven, they whipped me with a belt. Wow, I bet they did. I called my dad a prick when I was 12, the one spoon. Prick's funny.

See, that's kind of, that's acceptable, right? No, but calling your dad a prick. Like, being called a prick, that's like quite pointed. It's quite pointed, eh, yeah. Yeah, it is. I said the C word during a running race at primary school, and the teacher made me sit down and write out what he meant. He disappeared from school overnight a few months later.

Oh, I feel like that's a different story. Yeah, that sounds like he did something else. Yeah. I'll never forget the first time I heard my brother swear at my mummy would have been 11, and he called her a bitch in the car. Mom dropped them off on the side of the road, and I started crying. I thought, well, we're all going to go to jail. And he just, I don't know what's in the run.

Also, the get out of the car and drive away. How good was that? Such a good move. How good was a pullover, get out, drive away. And I sit in here, you're just like... We'd never do that now, though, would you? Or when you were in public being a little shite, and your mother would be like, all right, see you then,

and would leave, and you'd be like, I've been abandoned. Our four-year-old recently had his first swear word. We were driving past a race course, and there was a horse running. Our sweet little boy goes, oh, F, a horse. I almost died from holding a laughter, and which telling him he shouldn't be using those words, it is hard because it is a four-year-old,

being excited to see a horse and dropping an F-bomb, that's pretty cute. Yeah, that's pretty funny. the first time I swore up I heard my mum swear for context she's a librarian I was a teenager at a restaurant and a man on another table was being awful to a waitress

and out of nowhere I hear my mum say oh shut up you flabby fat f-wit swearing and alliteration wow what a take down from the librarian yeah amazing I called my mum the C-bomb and I got the jug cord around

my daughter who's nearly six yesterday. We were at a cafe and she was eating and she said, oh my God, this is so effing good. She was smart enough to, like, stage whisper it. The first time she swore when she was two, she said, oh, for F's sake, when her block tower fell over. Funny.

And the context is, and this is the same, you're allowed to swear, don't swear at people. That's kind of what I've... Yeah. So many people messaging in, do you remember being, if you swore getting forced feet a bar of so? Yeah. I didn't have that, but I know a lot of people did.

We had all. We had soap, so the soap bar would go in and then we'd have to bite it and then they'd pull the soap bar out so it got stuck on the back of your teeth. What happens now? Do they just do three pumps of liquid soap? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's all completely soap free. Sulfate free, paraben free. Yeah, it actually tastes like coconut, so it's pretty quite yum, actually. I was four years old at a petting zoo and apparently said, look at that effing goat. I got a smack right then and there and had to sit in the car when my brother got to see the goats up close.

Devastating. Still hate the goats to this day. Imagine how I'm hurt I was when that little kid went viral for saying the effing goad out the window. Oh, yeah. I told my dad to piss off when he tried to joke around and steal some bacon off my play and I got a clip around the ears. Piss off. Oh, my God. I told my mum she was an effing C.

She didn't let me go to camp when I was 15. And then they message, love you, mum. Love you, oh. Those bratty years, eh? So good. So many great messages. There's so many. They're endless.

saying they never heard the C word until they got to university. What? And they were home on holidays from university and I called my sister the C word in an argument and I got grounded for the holidays and the Wi-Fi blocked and I was 20. You can't ground a 20 year old. You can't ground an adult? That's ridiculous. I love this. My son was about three and I was driving in Wellington

and two little kids were in the back and a driver cut me off and I said ah you bugger and my three-year-old said don't you mean wanker mark? Apparently, somebody said when I was seven, I called my mum the S-L-U-T word. What a thing to call your mother? After the stunned silence lifted, I got quite the hiding. You'd imagine so. The Z-M Podcast Network.

Play Z-M's Flesh-Forn and Haley. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. I do-d-to-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. It's been tongue week at fact of the day. We've been looking at different tongues, and today we return to the human tongue. Okay. I'd say my favourite tongue. Sure.

What? That's my favourite tongue. Yeah, no, it's a great tongue. I love mine. It's great. Second, I need two cat tongues, because then they lick your hand. Oh, yeah. Yeah, why did you not?

I'll do cat tongues this week for tongue week. So rough. When I was searching facts about tongues, the cat tongue didn't pop up as anything special. You can have a little search now if you want for a cat tongue fact to pop on your secret, my cat likes when I've been to the beach because I'm salty and so it lets me. They give you a little lick. Oh, does he? Yeah.

Cute. A cow tongue I find is... Is it a sweet. Is it a sweet. It's a cat likes when he's been to the beach. It's about the taste map myth. You know, different parts of the tongue taste different things. The tip of the tongue tastes the sweetness,

the back of the tongue tastes the bitterness and the sour is on the sides. It's all completely false. Yeah, it sounds like nonsense. I've never repeated such falsehoods. Well, I'm very glad you haven't because this has been misinterpreted from a study from 1901. Great, we're still referring to that. A very long time ago where the tongue map was kind of like, not even the scientist who did the study, a German scientist.

scientist in the early 1900s, I know, hear me out. He didn't even say that. He just used different parts of the tongue to test different flavors. Oh, right. Okay. So he didn't say this is the map, but he released it, and he's like, this is the map of where I tried the different things, and this is my results. But people were like, oh, those areas of the tongue interpret those tastes better. And he was like, no, you're not listening to me.

So even back in the day, you know, misinterpretation of science, scientific research. might not have spoken German. Do they, so the tongue tastes all of it all the time? The tongue receptors are spread all across the tongue. No region is exclusive. The sweet, the salty, the sour, the bitter and the umami flavors. The five known flavors that the tongue can pick up. Umami beans.

Umami beans. No, they're edamami beans. But the edamami beans are umami flavored. Sweet, sour, salty, bitter and edamame beans. That's the fifth. I wondered. Okay, good. Did you know that the tongue heals faster than any other part of the human skin? Really?

That's why when you do have your hot chips burn or your food, burn the roof of your mouth, your tongue, the roof of your mouth, pretty quick. Yeah, like half a day. Fletch when we went and saw Steve O do a live show. Why? In the 2000s? Why did you go and see Steveo staple his balls to a wall? Free tickets.

No, he stapled his testicles to a plank of wood. He did. And one of the other things, he took a light bulb, and he cut his tongue. And he's like, that'll be healed by the end of the show. And that always stuck with me. I was just like, that's insane. I wonder because when I was a teenager, when I was an emo teenager and I was with the first love of my life, for his birthday, much to his Christian mother's joy, I think.

I paid for him to get his tongue pierced. I wonder if it still got a hole in it because if it heals so quickly, you know, like it would last a lot. It can heal up. Yeah. It's also one of the strongest muscles in the human body relative to its size and is fatigue resistant, meaning it almost never gets tired. Yeah, because you were doing 110KGs on the tongue press the other day at Les Males, weren't you?

I'm prepping, prepping for a hell of a summer. So that's, it never gets tired, lads, and I've just told them. So you're a shit out of luck now. Take your excuses elsewhere. Okay, yeah. Take those excuses right elsewhere. So today's fact of the day is that the tongue's taste map is nothing but a myth. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day, day.

I do-d-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. The Z-M Podcast Network. Play Z-N's Fletch for an haile. I was listening to Georgia's show yesterday, which you should do every day after we're off. The music and the fun don't stop. Georgia. Back at one o'clock with Harry Starr's new song, by the way. And she did this, so I thought we could do it, which is something that's going viral online at the moment.

You take the movie that was number one on your birthday when you turn 10. The 10th birthday. The number one global film. And the plot of that film is kind of your horoscope for 2026. Now, you know, I don't believe in horoscopes or read them. And as I said, that's classic cancer. a behaviour. I'm a Chinese horoscope guy and this year is the year of the fire horse, which is, if you

you have a baby this year, that's a tumultuous sign. I thought it was the year of the horse, but is the horse on fire? Why is the horse a blaze? Chinese Zodiac also has elements associated. Like barbecue, like barbecue horse. They roll over round. Right. How would you eat a horse?

I'd skewer it. I reckon, I have eaten horse. We just had steak. We had like a rump steak. Right. I'd probably just put icing on the top. Are you going raw as a she-me with icing? Yeah.

Okay, so the year I... What do you imagine a horse tastes like? Chocolate or something? I don't know. Should we go youngest to oldest? The year I turn 10, yeah. The year I turned 10, 1999. Sorry, the day I turned 10.

8th of October, 1999, double jeopardy was the film. It is a thriller. I remember that. I don't think I've seen it. So this is your horoscope for the year. So I'm going to read the plot, and this is supposed to give me some kind of pointers about how 2026 is going to go for me.

Okay. Double jeopardy is a thriller about Libby Parsons, played by Ashley Jard, who was framed for her husband Nick's murder and imprisoned. Okay. So this year... Only to discover, he actually faked his death to frame her for insurance money to provide for their son. Ooh.

After she serves a time, she learns the double jeopardy law means she can't be tried for the same crime again, so she escapes to find her son. and kill him. Because she's done the prison time. I've done it. I've done it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow.

Settle the score with her treacherous husband. So what could that mean, like, I'm going to spend some time enclosed, perhaps trapped for a period of time of 2026? No, it means you'll be wrongly imprisoned for somebody's murder this year. I really hope that's not the case. It would be a bit of a bummer for what's. Classic Aquarius. Libra.

Can we get the broadcast unit I'm using now? Can we get that wide into paramarama or is it? Yeah. Actually, I don't know. It depends if your cellmate's okay with you doing a radio show that early. Do they listen to the radio in prison? Text in 96696. Are you in prison right now? We know you've got fun. And what for?

Yeah, and what for? Vaughn, what's your horoscope for this year? So when I turned 10 in February 1992, the top movie was Wayne's World. Oh, great movie. I was just, when I looked this up, I was like, I think I could watch Wayne's World again. Hyundai? Oh my God. Mike Myers pre-Shrek, pre-Austin Powers.

Yeah. So what's your horoscope then? Wayne's World follows slack of best friends, Wayne and Garth, who hosts the beloved low-budget public access TV show Wayne's World from Wayne's basement in Illinois, featuring rock music, sketches and interviews until a slick TV produces spots them, promising fame and fortune, but threatening their friendship and authentic partying ethos.

Forcing them to navigate network pressures and a villainous subplot involving Wayne's new girlfriend Cassandra. Okay. It was a great movie. So maybe this year... We're not worthy. We're not worthy. I think this year's all about friendship and fun and rocking out.

But maybe a big network will approach you to work for them, Vaughn. And it will put our friendship at test. Oh. And a hot brown girl. Yeah. Yeah. Your year sounds better than mind, mate. I'm going to prison, dude.

It does. Okay, so this is my horoscope for the year. Yeah. I will witness my parents... No, no, what was the film? I was going to read out my horoscope and make you guess. Okay, so this is my horoscope for the year. I will witness my parents' brutal murder.

They are millionaire philanthropists, and I will take their money and become a philanthropist myself, fighting crime in Gotham City, but I will disguise myself as a bat, but I will have a villain to take care of, the Joker. Whoa! Who sees his control of Gothen's criminal underworld, and I must face his ruthless activities

and my ruthless nemesis. He's the Michael Keaton Batman too. Yeah, I did. I did. Yeah, so that was Batman in 1989 when I was 10. Wow. So that's my horoscope for the year. So we've just been getting some messages in.

I just looked mine up. It was the movie The Towering Inferno. I'm probably going to just go back to bed until next year. Yeah, your life's just on fire for the whole year. Yeah, somebody else said, mine is Shrek too. Carly said, I just looked it up. Bro. Schindler's list, question mark.

Bro. Well, you know, the way the world's going. Who knows. Yeah, you could be Shindler, actually. By the end of the year, you could be smuggling people out. Someone just said that they're really thrown by our ages. Oh, really? How old we are?

Shut up. And someone said they listen to the rock in prison. And someone said they listen to the rock in prison. In Christchurch, men's prison, they listen to the rock. They would, though. They would, they would. They would, though. They would, they would.

Do you know what I love it? They're so angry. Criminals love Nickelback. Yeah, yeah. I think the girlies prisons, they're listening to Zem. The ZM Podcast Network. Play ZM's Flesh, Vaughan and Haley. So Legally Blonde, one of the greatest films of all time.

I just sing it so good. Reese Witherspoon? Reese Witherspoon. Reese With a spoon. Rees without a spoon. I love it. How many times, do you think people would have the balls to make that joke to her face just in public if you saw her? Like, if you saw her walking down the street and you're like, oh my God, it's rude. If she was there having a soup, you know?

Oh my God, you'd take a photo of her with a spoon. You'd be like, holy shit, it's Reese with a spoon. You know? And if she was there having a salad with a fork, you'd be like Reese with fork. No, without a spoon. No, it'd be funny to say Reese with a fork. Yeah, that is funny.

Yeah. Rees with a knife. Yep. So, Reese with a spoon, playing Alwood's amazing. And it went on to become a huge musical. And then it was announced that there's going to be a prequel series following young L Woods that was coming,

it's July 1st Prime Video that it's coming to and Reese Witherspoon's own production company Halo Sunshine is producing it so it's all very like we think, we hope right that this is going to be, it's going to honour the franchise

because Reese is involved. Before it has even aired overnight, it's been renewed for season two. Oh wow, so it's good. So they're saying it's going to be amazing maybe the network or whoever's like seen it and they're really happy with it. It's going to be bingeable

because on the 1st of July, the first season will drop all episodes. Oh, wow, okay. Which I know you like, which. But yeah, season two, already in the making. They're already starting it. It's not, so you're not going to have to wait long. It does seem like a very bingeable show.

And I would imagine, like, it's not. You know, like we wait so long for things like Game of Thrones and whatnot because there's so many dragons. Now, I don't know. I don't have insight, but I don't think that Legally Blonde, the prequel has dragons. No, or much CGI at all. A lot of blue screen needed.

Easy to make, easy to film. So, season one and season two. They're moated to Cia that Chihuahua, because there's no way that Chihuahua's still alive. And they'll have to reverse age it as well. If that Chihuahua is alive, though, it'll look like, you have you seen an old Chihuahua? Yeah, it's awful. Looks like the rhymed out outing bust, isn't it? But again, a smaller CGI.

That's a smaller CGI budget needed than something like. Lovely. Yeah, House of Dragons. Network, Clay, Z-N's, Fletch, Fawn and Haley. Vorn. Feroke. So you know when Fletcher in that just said... I thought it was a silly little pole.

I thought it was a silly little pole. Out of that song when he said, Vaughn, can you throw to this? I do, I do, but I thought it was a quirky little pole, and I forgot that one doesn't have an intro, but silly little pole does. Yes. Because we're talking about when you go to a restaurant and they offer you sauce, do you want the sauce on the top or do you want the sauce on the side? Now, I voted thinking that it meant like a dish that is meant to come.

come with a source. You order, what is that one you like at Lone Star Fletch? Why you always get the Johnny Cash Dash? And that comes with a source on top, right? Yeah. So that's what I was thinking. But would you have that on the top or would you have that on the side and add your own source? I'll just have it on, to be honest.

And the reason we talk about this is it's kind of taken off online as a little bit of a where do you have your source? Because the set in a live actor who's best known for playing Domingo in the domingo sketches that went massive last year in the year before. Yeah. I had this to say. All sauce should come on the side. 100% disagree.

You go behind my back, a person I have never met before, and you decide how much sauce I want or deserve, you should at the very least ask. You ask me how I want my meat to be cooked. You should ask me how I want my sauce. Fair point. Extreme, low, medium, let me know. So if you order in pasta at a restaurant,

right? Red sauce. You want it on the side? No, that's different. I think at least I want some more information. I'd like to give you some information about who I am. So he's saying, like, if you had fries, you don't want sauce or gravy or on top. You want that on the side.

But if it's a pasta, it's a sauce on top. That's just to bring your raw dog penay and then the bollig maze on the sign is like, you can sauce. Like a deconstructed pasta. I had hot chips last weekend. Do you know what I asked for? What? Malt vinegar. Yum.

Yum. Yeah. What are your boomer? No, I'm into it. Game changer. I don't do it, but I'm into it. Wow. So vinegared the chips in the bowl, just

just, yeah. And then took that into the aoli. It was an absolute jam. Well, we asked for Cookie Little Pole and the results, Vaughn. The results are, when ordering... What's that? Back in his lane, sitting back in his chair at home.

You are a classic work from home, slacker. I'm banning working from home. I reckon he's got one of those Timo mouse movers. Oh my God. Honestly, everyone should be back in the office. Okay, boomer. When ordering food at a restaurant, what do you prefer? Sauce on the side or sauce on top?

87% of people said sauce on the side. Only 13% said sauce me all over, baby. Yeah. Source me all over. Lou said, unless it's an integral part of the meal, like if I order mac and cheese, don't put the bechamil on the side, but ketchup dipping sauces to the left to the left,

all the dippy sauces in the pot to my left. Perfect. Completely agree. Dana said, source me up everywhere, on the side and on top. She's a big sauce man. She likes to wear. Got the ick on a date from a guy's zigzagging his ketchup on top of his chips.

Always zigzag. I like zigzagging. What do you mean? Zigzag. Why's that yuck? How would you do it? Just get it in there. No, you've got a zigzag to cover the chips.

Yeah, we're going to cover the chips. Too much flare. What about when you get like a punitive chip somewhere and there's like a pump source and you've just got to keep pumping it until the container is pretty much a third full of sauce to ensure that the sauce gets to the bottom? And then the top ones are drowned. Yeah, but you've got to. Otherwise, the bottom ones don't get sourced.

Yeah. Yeah. The only source I won on top says Ania is Hollande's, because when they put it on the side, they put in a little bowl, and it's never enough. But when they've drizzle it on top, they will smother that thing on Hollandaise, but they'll skint it on it if you go on the side.

Yeah, yeah. So, cookie little pole, if you're working in a restaurant, I'd say it's a safe bet, and the majority of people want the sauce on the side at 87%. The ZDN Podcast Network What's going on? ZDM's Fletch, Vaughn and Haley. I love a night where all the girls get together

and we have a little drinky poo and have a gossip about life and maybe have some more drinky poos and we'll go out and watch a movie and go to town and have a dance, need some food and go home and maybe don't go home, maybe just never see each other again. Now, that's all being replaced.

That is the weirdest night I've ever heard of my life. You went to a movie before going out and... Yeah, there was a lot of him as well. What did you miss? The girls come over to my house. We sit around gossiping. We get a little drunk, we head into town, we go see a movie. Then we have a little meal, then we go dancing,

and then we go home, and some of us don't go home, and some of us never see each other again. It's the perfect evening. Okay. Unless you never make it home. Any through the questions? No. No, ma'am.

Well, the perfect girl's night has now changed. We're replacing these nights out with admin nights. Abmon nights is exactly what it sounds like. You and your friends get together. It could be weekly, monthly, or, you know, whatever, whatever suits you. Yep. And you tackle the tasks that you've been avoided.

It could be emails that you've even been responding to. It could be your taxes. It could be making appointments, organizing your calendar, making that meal plan, whatever, like paperwork bills. Are your friends that are there doing their own admin or are they helping you with yours? No, no, no, no, you're all brought you, your B-Y-O admin. Okay, because I thought this sounded like a flat, you know, a modern name for a working bee. And I'm like, I'm not coming around to clean it or do your hedges.

No, no, no, no, no. This is like your life logistics, your paperwork, all the stuff that kind of gets like shunted to the back. Right. You're like, oh, that's boring. You make it less boring by adding friends, Koso and wine. Right. Oh, wait, so it's admin with wine.

Yeah, we're doing admin. Oh, right, okay. We're sending a shloppy. Now, gals, I'm very, I'm always behind on admin. Constantly. We know. I remember the email I sent you years ago. But, like, I get this.

I think this would be a fun way to spend a night with the gals. my goodness, totally. And the idea of putting, you know on Disney Plus how they have like atmosphere for the TV and you can watch like a fireplace and then people from Frozen are like he he he, like imagine having some atmosphere. I didn't know that was the thing. I would put music on. No, no,

because I need to like lock in. Right. If I'm doing numbers, I can't listen and number at the same time. Do they have a criminal minds atmosphere? No. It just tends to be like all the like Disney cutsy things and then you get to like put it on and it just has noisy very sort of. Do you know what you could put on in the background on the TV is like

a video of a clurb and you're like guys get the admin done. You're in the club. And then we can go to the club. You know what I mean? Like the the projection of the night to come. Yeah I love it. No but I definitely will do this with my friends. Like when I went down to my besties farm I said let's just clean your house

for a day. Let's just lock in. That's lovely. You were on holiday. Yeah but I wanted to help her. She was on holiday too. She didn't clean her house. Well yeah. My only thing with this would be that I would be embarrassed at the admin. How much you had to do? Because I'll be like oh my God we're all doing our tax returns. I'll be like, oh my God, I know I had such a good year in

2022. And they'll be like, what? And I'll be like, yeah, I'm only, that's where I'm up to. It's my 22 tax return. I'm behind on my gist. I'm behind on the gist. I owe a lot of money. I feel like you'd, you'd, you'd appreciate an admin night, Vaughn. Get the emails done and the company of friends? Yeah.

I'm just fine. Most admin sort of takes care of itself if you leave it long enough. No, sorry, delete all. Delete all is not taking care of Final notices, delete all. The power goes off and you're like, what's happened here? And you're like, I haven't paid a power bill. And then you ring them up and you're like,

there must be some sort of misunderstanding. And then they turn the power back on and you pay the bill. I'm going to force an admin night on you. It sounds like you bloody need it. I don't know, admin. I got so much admin. It really does. The Z&M Podcast Network.

Play ZM's Fleshhorn and Haley. Fletchhorn and Haley's trial run. Well, all this week because we are now, are extending the show until 10 a.m. We are trialling some new segments every day this week. Segments that you might see pop up on a regular and I will say we've had some great feedback from my segment yesterday, Haley's Joke of the Day.

I love that. We thought Haley's joke of the day, Bryn Rudkin, by the way, is in studio. Hi, Bryn. Kiaoda, good morning. You're involved in this, you're involved in this new trial run. Because my idea today, and I know you did have great feedback yesterday. Great feedback.

I feel like Haley's joke of the day could become a regular thing. Well, because we were saying, Bryn, that like it would be great for like a bad day where there's like rubbish news and terrible weather and everyone's feeling a bit crap we'll do Haley's joke of the day. Yeah, nice. People messaging their jokes.

And today the idea I had for this segment is because you know, every day there's so many news stories they don't make the news. And like they might not even make our show because we've only got so many spaces to film. How do you choose the news brand when there's so much news? Oh, I do a big call. Yeah.

And like I'm very picky about the stories I put in my news. You should see the rubbish that they run on that news station that we have. Yeah, right. They run it all about nothing but news. Beneficeries and, yeah, all kinds of stories.

Well, I had the idea for not enough for the news news. So it wasn't enough for the news. But it's still good news. But it's still good news and interesting so then it will be the news. Yeah. So we've gone through and found

some of these stories and we've collated them for you to read, Bryn. And you will read them for the first time. And this, I think you've got to not pre-read. Okay. Yeah, disclaimer, I've not seen these stories. I've not picked them.

Yeah, I've chucked them into a news, what I think is an appropriate news bulletin for Bryn. Okay. And then you will read them out, Bryn, like it's news, and we'll give you a news intro and stuff, and then just let you go. Okay. Exciting.

So for the very first time, not enough for the news, news. Hi-a-good morning. I'm Bryn Rudkin. And these are today's news stories that didn't make the news. the not news news. We start in New York where police rushed to a bank burglary only to discover the suspect was a deer.

The buck smashed for a window, trashed the office and had to be less sued and escorted out. Police believe it was, quote, looking for the big bucks. But that it left with, quote, no cash but plenty of dough. And have promised that quote,

the buck stops here. Oh, great. Three puns. Now to sport and frankly, for play, the stars of heated rivalry have been named official Olympic torchbearers.

Is this true? Yes, it is. All this is true, I'm sorry, this is the news. Brent, it's the news. Actors, Hudson Williams and Connoisseaury famous for playing hockey rivals who fight on the ice and then immediately start

aggressively making out in locker rooms will carry the Olympic flame in Italy. The series is best known for heavy breathing, slammed doors, ripped jerseys and sex scenes so steamy viewers regularly forget there's a puck involved at all. Run. The Olympics say this is about athletic excellence. The internet says it's about vibes.

Good from the Winter Olympics, so good casting. And finally, Mia Khalifa has confirmed she is not dating Mr Bean. Oh. Despite... I saw this. Despite viral age... eye generated images showing her on a yacht with Ron Atkinson. She shut it down

saying she is dating a fool, just not that one. Fantastic. A sentence we never expected to read aloud on here. And that is the not news news news. Not enough for the news news news. I like it. Wow. I like this segment.

Really good stories and it just needs your voice brim. Yeah, I reckon next time we get Hillary Barry in here. You want us to rotate our news. I'm iconic news readers. We could have, that's a great idea. We could have guest news readers.

Sure, good morning. I'm Mike McRobbins. Oh, it would be great. Wouldn't that be great? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm Samantha Hayes. Even celebrities could have a go with it.

It's a great idea. Absolutely. I like the segment because there's so much news. Vaughan feedback. Yep, there's always news. From the home office? The home office liked that one. Yeah, good.

I didn't have to put in much effort for it. So that's one of my favorite sorts of things we do on the show. You got it. Bryn Riddackin, thank you. Have a great weekend. too, too. Thank you for delivering the news. Play, that ends, Flash, Vaughan and Haley. Now, we're in a likes recession, and I think we've all noticed this

a little bit. For when I mentioned this, and you were like, no, this is super true. Like, people aren't liking things on Instagram anymore. Or any social? They see them, and they'll be like, oh, yeah, ha ha ha, but then that's it. They don't engage. That's probably a good call, because I'll like my friends stuff, like my nearest and dearest, I'll always flick a like. Is it just what you do?

I started following a guy last night who's going to try to eat a 25-pound bag of rolled oats in one week. How many KGs is that of rolled oats? A lot, isn't it 10 KGs? Wait, he's going to eat rolled oats and how many in one week? Yeah. 25 pounds, yeah, so just under 12 KGs of rolled oats. I don't know why I need to go back and find his first video. I can't remember his username, so I'm just hoping it will pop up again.

something such soon, but my God. He did an eight and a half hour bike ride on the first day to help him burn all the energy that rolled oats is going to give him. Because he has to be eating something like 9,000 calories worth of rolled oats a day to get it done. Oh God.

And he's not going to get the likes he wants. Instagram users and particularly content creators are noticing that likes are down across the board. They're saying it's a like recession. Creators, the platform has changed. The way that we're like engaging with it and the way that Instagram

itself is prioritising things. Instagram now prioritising hidden metrics like watch time saves shares and DMs. Okay. I love the shares thing. I've shared a few things last year and it's like these amount of people and I was like I bet you did.

How good is a reel that's gone? And I came in a likes and like a few comments but it's all shares. You're like that's just people shit talking that person that's posted it or like gossiping about them. Yeah, when you posted your statement which was just a story. Was it a story or a post?

It was a post. How many people shared that? Because that was phenomenal, eh? When I was looking at, yeah, the formal announcement of my breakup, I couldn't believe the numbers. And I'd put so much effort into all this, like, content over the year, like comedy clips and stuff. Yeah, and the likes on that, the shares on that was so funny.

I can't even find it now. It was hundreds, oh, eh? Obviously, people were like, oh my God, look at this. Look at it's over. It was thousands. It was thousands. It was an insane amount of shares. So they're saying, yeah, now people are just not engaging with it.

So there's like tips for growth on social media, if that's of interest to you. You're like posting with clear engagement intent. Like what are you trying to get from it? Track behaviour, not likes. Like likes are not the things that we're looking for anymore. Right. Likes don't equal success.

We're not liking things. I barely like anything. I like my close friend's stuff. But I can sit on something and be like, love someone's real. I don't like it. Yeah, because, and then you just move on. onto the next one, you swipe away. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. What about, um, what about after you've had a couple

of venas and you had a bit of a story watch? Shit, man, I'm like it. Lalalalal la la la la la laitie. Play, Z-N's. Flesh for an haley. The Harry-style single out at one o'clock? One o'clock, I'll play it at one or play at two. In fact, I might even chuck it in again. I'm so excited to listen to this. We're really hedging our bets on this been any good. Yeah, man. If it comes down and it's a clanker. And it's like, I have Harry. My name's Harry.

You were all expecting magic. I'm by. Wait, yeah, great lyric there. Wait, you've got to chuck the word at aperture in. Go on. Now add aperture. Aperture.

Rappature. Wic-waka-waka-waka-wrappature. Okay, well, I'm actually listening to one to see if it's any better than that. Is that the podcast done? Because I'm busting for a poose. I'm asking for a poos. Jesus.

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