ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - July 22nd 2025

Episode Date: July 21, 2025

Tim tams are in the UK Ghost news: Annabelle doll death Top 6 signs your DR was trained in Hamilton Weird shit at Supermarkets Shannon's Hack SLP - Speaker phone in public? Whittakers new choc Do you have a work incentive? Gen Z don't say hi on the phone Are you and your partner an odd match? Fact of the Day Voice note diaries Hayley's armpitsSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM podcast network This is the flesh one and Haley's big pod brought to you by chemist warehouse the biggest brands at the lowest prices ZM's flesh born and Haley Thank you, Suzy good morning Flesh born and Haley welcome to the show two minutes past six. Hello. Hello. Hello. He's doing your makeup Just doing makeup and I've've gotta add bronze drops to it because I'm too tanned for my own foundation. Oh.

What a problem to have. It must be nice. Oh, God. It is nice. Tell you what. You've had a wee accident in your bag. Yeah, thank God it was in a plastic bag for travel because the lid's broken and so it's just oozing sort of brown gunk everywhere.

Girl problems, am I right? Yes. Speaking of, where's that heat pack? I think it's in the locker. The show heat pack. Thank you Shannon. Okay. Oh tread carefully. Yeah yeah tread carefully guys. Give me a wide berth for a couple of days. The top six is coming up. Yeah. And a big announcement yesterday from the Govt. There's gonna be... Govt. Is this the third or second?

Cause I thought you could study medicine in Auckland and Otago. And I believe Christchurch. So this will be the fourth. Yes. Not all medicine in Christchurch though. No. Crystal based.

I think they'll be the crystal based. Amethyst. Yeah. Medicine in Christchurch. Right, a lot of Reiki. Yeah. No, that's not true. Chanting. At the Reiki. I did a paper in chanting and then I was like not for me.

Yeah right, bailed out of health science. Yeah. There's gonna be another one in the wakato. Because we need more doctors. This is good news. We need more doctors. We need to train them up and then we need them to immediately go overseas for way better money. Yeah. That's what we need to do. I think that's what's happening. Yeah. We need to invest so that other countries benefit. Would there be a way for us to make doctors prisoners of New Zealand? Yes. Like not allowed to leave,

apart from maybe a European holiday. We'll get them two weeks off a year to go to their own sphere. And then we won't lose them. Yeah. And then we'll all have lots of doctors. That'd be great. You're sitting on a real good idea here. You know how to get doctors to say sexier nurses.

Yeah, so cos they're not those nurse outfits. I just haven't seen one in a hospital yet. That's what I'm saying. I mean, cos the nurses are hot, but the uniforms are not. Is that what you're saying? Both male and female but nurses by the way. Because doctors, they can't keep their sticky hands to themselves. They can't. They just want to be grab at arse in the supply cupboard you know. It's not like Shortland Street. It is exactly like Shortland Street. You talk to anyone that works in a hospital it's exactly like Shortland Street. The amount of volcano eruptions they're dealing with. I am podiatrists, they're the worst. So banned doctors from leaving are sexy nurse outfits and another medicine school in Waikato. We've got problem solved. Done. Done. I was sort of making it like it was this big, sort of hard thing, but we're three sort of

idiots and just sorted it. At four minutes past six in the morning. Jebus. So, next problem please government. Next! We'll sort it. I've got the top six signs your doctor was trained in Hamilton. And I'm from Hamilton so I'm allowed to get suckin'.

No one else is allowed to. Play ZM's Flashborn and Hayley. Tis the season for rivets, eh? Yeah. Well, people in the UK are going crazy for Tim Tams. Poms. Poms. The Poms are excited.

So have they only just arrived in regular stores, eh? Because you can get them in the little you know, the little Kiwi shops. They have the little Kiwi in the Aussie shops in London, for you know, all the Kiwis. God, you can spot a Kiwi in an Aussie in London in Europe, eh? You can. What did you say it was? The Benton Boon moustaches.

Yeah, everybody, they're all rocking a little pencil. God, they're everywhere, aren't they? As soon as I got to Doha, I was like, there's Australians here. And then the moment they opened their mouthha I was like there's Australians here and then the moment I opened their mouth I was like I was right and it's just the little mustache and the mullet and the little mullet the kura kura mullet. That I have I know. It's a moment. It's a moment it'll pass. Yeah but the shops that have existed there for a while you know the Kiwis and the Aussies and the South Africans but now Tim Tams are hitting the supermarket shelves at your Tesco's and mainstream

supermarkets and people are just absolutely loving them. They were like this is a 10 out of 10 biscuit I've seen people just going absolutely crazy and I was like yeah it's a good biscuit. I don't think yeah I don't know they have Jaffa Cakes in the UK which I absolutely love if you you can get them in sometimes the International Isle here and they're so good. What's the other one? Wagon Wagon Wheels? Terry's truckload of orange. They do like a digestive biscuit like a big di... but I don't think that their biscuits aren't as good as ours. I know and they're all about tea and Bickey. Yeah and we've been there with Tim Tam the whole time. Remember Tim Tam is the plural of Tim Tam by the way keep. You keep putting an S on it and I can take a blind eye.

It's like saying Maori's, you know? It's not in the language. You're not saying that right, Maori's. Maori's, that's right. If you say Maori, you can put an S on the end. If you say Maori, you can't. That's the rule. Anyway, I'm Maori.

You run it past me. If you're gonna not say it right, just don't say it right at all. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I love that they're just going nuts for it, eh? Yeah, and people are just absolutely hooning these biscuits. Have they just got the regular ones, or have they got our doubles, our whites?

No, I think they've got all kinds. Yeah, but the photo that I can see here, and exclusively in Tesco's in the UK for any of our listeners. Ah, Tesco's got a little exclusivity. On the podcast. Or on iHeartRadio, take us wherever you go. They said Australia's number one cracker.

Cracker? What? Get a grip. It's not a bloody salata. No, it sells for 250, which is? Five buck. Five bucks. That's cheap.

That's pretty cheap, eh? Cause what are we paying? That's what you see, I reckon that's about five bucks. If they're on special, they might be that here. Yeah, but that's a specialist item to them. Yeah, that's pretty good, eh? Tim Tam Enzed. 3.49 at Wally's right now.

Okay, there you go. Okay, so if you wanna go. A little bit more expensive. Wow. Is that just plain? Do they have the variety of flavors? Yeah, there's a few, yeah. Yeah, they've got a few.

Yeah. I love that we're like, haha, funny that they're going so crazy for something we've had for ages, but didn't you, you were just overseas and we absolutely nuts for that. Oh my god, so they've brought back white maltesers Yeah, I've never tried them. Not in New Zealand. They're um, yeah, I've got six packs. I've got five left Where are they? Maybe I've got seven or eight. It was two, buy two get 20% off. So I have to buy, I think I bought eight. That's good. Yeah Where are they? You like those don't you? I can bring some in. I've never tried them. 20% off so I have to buy I think about eight. That's good. Yeah

I've never tried them. So they've shrink flated those of course they have they've shrunk flated those They were tiny but they're delicious and they used to I want to say the same recipe Yes, same because you know Sometimes they'll give it a big hiatus and bring it back with a cheaper recipe and you can you like that's not right I was trying to work out when they were here. I want to say 13, 14 years ago. It was a long time ago. And yeah, they're back. So, I'm very happy about that. It's the only thing that's different about it. Cause I don't really go for a Maltese, I'll say it.

Cause it's lacking density for me. It's not bang for your buck. It's not bang for buck. But is the inside, is everything the same? Just the coating? Inside's the same, the coating's white. Whereas some of the other ones ones that might be like a Raspberry inside yeah, honeycomb, but it's just the way for a inner. Yeah, Tim Tams $1.50 at Pack and Save this week

So much just missed it. Okay, you excuse me Pack and Save know my heart of my work into the conversation Play ZM's Flash, Vaughn and Hayley. No, I know you guys get a little bit poo-poo when it comes to the world of the supernatural. Oh my god, I was stuck in a four hour car ride with two grown women who believe in ghosts and they started talking about ghosts and I obviously was just not talking and they said, what are your thoughts on ghosts?

And I just looked at them and I was like, I do not believe in ghosts. Yeah. Was this when you went overseas? Yeah. Oh god. Yeah, they were talking about how many haunted places that stayed with work.

And I was like, I just think it probably needed more oxygen. Did you open a window? Listen, I know that's your theory, but I've seen a ghost. You know I wouldn't lie to you. It's not a theory, it's not a theory, it's just reality. I don't believe in the afterlife and I've seen a ghost. You explain it to me. But you would have seen the Annabelle movies,

the Conjuring and all that, you know, the haunted doll based on, you would have seen it, the Conjuring. No, I don't watch. I was familiar with it. I'm familiar. Has it been like a big thing on the internet lately? Cause my daughters are constantly talking about the Annabelle doll.

Well, yeah. Has it been like on TikTok and stuff? Okay. Cause the producer Shannon, producer Shannon is invested as you would imagine. They inherited porcelain dolls from my nan. Oh yeah. And like my nan collected them,

but the girls are just like, those have to go. They're so far away baby. They're so creepy aren't they? Annabelle doll. Would you like me to bring in some sage so you can sage those dolls? Yeah, I think we should sage. I think we should sage porcelain doll.

Yeah, it's scary. No, Annabelle's on tour at the moment. You don't want her Princess Diana doll. I do love Princess Diana. She's got a Princess Diana horse leg. Could we channel Princess Diana? I think we could. She could inherit those three. Is it in one piece or is it in a tunnel?

I could crush, oh. Please, son of a bitch. Too soon? Too soon. It's always too soon. I make jokes about the South Tower. Till the cows come home. It's always too soon. How many jokes about the South Tower? Till the cows come home. We don't make jokes about Princess Diana's untimely passing.

Wow. I'm sorry to everyone that had to hear that. Now the reason it's gone crazy at the moment is this wild story because Annabelle's been on tour. Yes. What do you mean on tour? She's on tour. This was the whole thing. Is what do you mean on tour? She's on tour. This was the whole thing.

Is she opening for Sabrina Carpenter? Yeah, she is. She just comes out and haunts you. So this guy took her on tour, right? Which is just the number one rule. You don't touch Annabelle. Yeah. Okay, so this guy.

Is that what happens in these movies? People touch her and you move her. You move her from her place and then she haunts and ruins your life and you die. More scarier than Chucky? Yes, she's number one. Okay. So Annabelle is like this famously haunted doll. There's been two movies? Two movies but the Conjuring and then there's Annabelle and then I think there was another one Conjuring too or whatever. So this guy, Dan Rivera, he works

documenting paranormal activity and all that kind of stuff. And he was like touring around this Annabelle. He did. Now, how did he die? He did guys. So he was found in his hotel room. We don't know. How did he die? Wait, is Annabelle a Raggedy Ann?

Yeah. Yeah. I thought Annabelle was a porcelain doll in the movies. Isn't Annabelle like a possessed doll? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he was touring around with this doll and then knock, knock, knock on the hotel room, no answer, Dan did guys, Dan did.

Oh no. Cause of death Annabelle. Like they're trying to work it out, right? Also, Annabelle, apparently Annabelle's MIA. I'm just around, I just Googled Annabelle, she's MIA. She's on the run, she killed Dan Rivera. The coroner's report is just gonna say Annabelle. Yeah, cause of death Annabel.

Maybe a little picture. Annabel knows, ask Annabel. So they don't know, he was found dead in his hotel room three days ago by hotel staff, and no signs of physical violence, no signs of, but there was distress in the room. Annabel caused a muck, disordered furniture, disconnected cameras.

She's up there fiddling with the cameras. So no one knows what's Annabelle about. Anna knows how to work the euphy. She does. She would open his phone, hold it up to his face. Illegible notes and scribbles and notebooks. Oh, this is stupid. Signs of paranormal activity. Where's Annabelle? No one knows. What's the history? The Doll's history dates back to 1968 when a young nursing student received it as a gift. What began as minor disturbances quickly escalated into disturbing paranormal activity.

A medium later claimed the doll was inhabited by the spirit of a young girl named Annabelle. But when the roommates tried to live peacefully with the doll, it responded with violence fledgings. Yes. Paranormal legends, Ed and Lorraine Warren, founders of Nesper, eventually intervened, identified the dollars demonically possessed.

Since then, Annabelle has been kept in a locked glass case, sealed off from the world. Yes, but, and then was temporarily given to this guy, and then when they found him in the room, the case is there, no Annabelle. Well somebody's obviously come in and- He took Annabelle out of the case, number one rule, we don't touch Annabelle.

Someone's come in, stolen Annabelle, and knocked him on the head. Murdered him. No, because there was no sign of any like... There was no sign of any... Oh my god. Do you think the hotel room just changes the sheets, puts the tables back and then it's back for $200 or not?

Yes, because everyone else that now believes in ghosts is going to want to stay in that bedroom. Yeah, no, they'll touch 300 and I... Yeah, they will. So, so far no trace of the doll. Some theory suggests that it was stolen by someone else before the body was found. That's the most plausible, exclusively.

No, no, no. She's on the run. So, yeah. Imagine just watching a little raggedy and go, whee whee whee whee! No running, running. It'd have been like the episodes of The Muppets where you saw Coobert the Frog's legs.

Ooh, and you were like, ooh! What? legs play ZM splich Vaughan and Haley from your local community Facebook page this is the top six well hello government gives green light an 83 million dollars for a white got to base medical school and we need more doctors yeah I assume it's just going to get strapped onto next to the welding course or something. The Waikato University. Okay.

Which I think, and I'll go on record. Yeah. I'm not afraid to do this. Yeah. The best university campus in New Zealand. Is it? It's nice. It's got huge sports fields.

It's got like a lake. It's got, it's got everything. You know, Auckland University's just rammed in there. I get Albert Parks by that, but it's just rammed in there. Victoria's cool. Yeah, then the old buildings. It's spread out though through Wellington. Nah dog. Victoria's no good. Okay. Built on a massive fault line. That's called Wellington. Yeah. Otago's okay I suppose.

Maybe it's just a bit of hometown bias. You're just hometown bias. Maybe a bit of hometown bias. Why have you been on so many university campuses? I just haven't really visited that many. Bras Patrols. Remember we went to, did a promo with the... With Massey.

That was pretty cool. Itsey's actually really cool. It's just a shame it's in Palmerston North. Yeah, that's its worst feature. Yeah. Like the campus is quite cool. And we got to see the, um, like we went to the vet school. That was cool. And we saw the Kiwi.

We saw the Kiwi. Vet school? Yeah, the vet school at Massey Uni and Palmerston North. And that's massive cause we flew over it. Yeah, it's huge. Have you been to Toy Fakati? The acting school. The acting school. Just a lot of big rooms to roll around in.

It's just giving big old buildings. It's just giving cheapest places they could rent vines. Nah, it's giving early 2000s, like late 90s, architecturally. Doing a lot. Well, either way. Well, the third medical school for New Zealand, you said there was like eight. I thought maybe... There's three. Auckland, Otago and now Waikato. But maybe you can do some studying in Christchurch as part of Dunedin because I'm pretty sure our friend Dr. Shawnee

studied there. Yeah he did do a bit of time in Christchurch. He did do in Christchurch. But that was when he was on placement wasn't it? I don't know how it works Vaughan, I'm not a doctor. I don't know anything really about my friends. Well you can enroll in Waikato Universities, the New Zealand Graduate School of Medicine. Because you know that Vaughan and I are. We are qualified doctors. Where did you study? I can't know anything really about my friends. Well, you can enroll in Waikato University's New Zealand Religious School of Medicine. Because you know that Vaughan and I are. Where did you study? I can't remember, because I was a different year. Oh, okay, I was a target. Okay. Yeah.

And what are you, a doctorate son? I'm a nepo baby. All my parents are both doctors, so of course I'm a doctor. Your dad's Dr. Doolittle. Yeah. And my mum's Dr. Seuss. Did you ask what our doctorates are in? Yeah. Health, dude. Healing people. And I'm Dr. Dolittle. Yeah, and my mom's Dr. Seuss. Yeah. Did you ask what our doctorates are in? Yeah.

Health, dude. Yeah, and I'm- Healing people. And I'm Dr. Evil. One billion dollars. Hated that. Hated that. I saw the other day, I walked past some,

it was the back of some commercial building with a loading bay, and there was one of those tiny little things. Remember when that little- Oh, he did, he did, he did. In Awesome Powers, when he gets in Trance, and I'm like, just the boss. And as, I think about it all the time.

That's another movie. When he's like, no! And then every time he'd put his arm on the back and reverse, I don't... It's time for another Austin Powers movie. I'll say it. I'm calling for it. Who would be Sabrina Carpenter would be a wonderful,

cause you know how everyone had a different sidekick? Yeah. Sidekick. Although he has like,, messed with his face. Nah, he's back! Is he back? He's back! The swelling's down.

I think he let some of it melt down. The swelling's down. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Top 6 signs your doctor was trained in Hamilton is today's top 6. Back, please, if we could get back on task. Please! Number 6 on the list. Your painkiller's a tramadol and they have somebody else's name on the label.

Oh no, I can't. Don't worry about it. Yeah, don't worry about it. We just had a bit of a clear out. Some old guy died. They bought all the medicine. These are still good. Yeah, Mr. Joseph.

Tramadol just doesn't go off. Yeah, it doesn't. And I know it says 2016. That's okay. They just don't go off. Don't worry about it. Yum, yum, yum. Yum them, yum them up. Enjoy your weekends. Ah, yum, yum, yum them up.

Just enjoy your weekends. Number five on the list of the top six signs. I cannot do Tramadol's, by the way. Neither. Just enjoy your weekend. Number five on the list of the top six signs. I cannot do tramadol's by the way. Neither. Oh fang. They just... Yeah same. I can't... The whole thing. Number five on the list of the top six signs.

You're a doctor who was trained in Hamilton. Are they prescribed a dip in the Waikato River for any and all skin conditions? Oh I don't know if that's gonna, hell no. What if it's an open wound? In the water. I don't know, I think that brown water would make an open wound even worse. I don't know about that, it's a beautiful river. Number four on the list of the top six signs your doctor was trained in Hamilton.

Are they vape as they ask you what brings you in today? Just get a little bit. So what brings you in today? Just get a little bit. Yeah. So what brings you in today? They just blow it down their shirt. Yeah. Nah, they've got, they've taken off the smoke alarm. Oh yeah, that's fine. Don't worry about it.

The battery's out of there. It's sitting in the corner with the big nine volt battery kind of like plopped out. Number three on the list of the top six earns your doctor was trained in Hamilton. When they ask you if you drink or smoke socially and you say no, they call you a pussy. Okay, yeah, right. Diagnose you as a pussy actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So do you drink or smoke socially and you say no they call you a pussy okay yeah right diagnose you as a pussy yeah yeah so do you drink? No. Or smoke? No no no no no.

Socially at all? No not at all. GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Taranaki. There's a big rivalry between the two towns. Okay yeah. The dairy is the battle of the dairy. Rugby, rivalry, it's all there. Yeah. Oh it's all good. And number one on the list of the top six signs your doctor was trained in Hamilton. When you disrobe for the exam they go whaah that's a bit of all right. That's a bit of all right. I think that's inappropriate. Gizahoon? Gizahoon on them titties.

Oh Ellen. You guys let me get carried away. You should have stopped me. Hey somebody stop me. No we're done with the mask. We're calling for Austin Powers. Not Jim Carrey. Smokin'!

That's today's top six. Play ZM's Fleshborne and Haley. Play ZM's Fleshborne and Haley. There is a major UK supermarket, Morrisons. It's like green, it's got big green writing on it. Right. I feel like you'd know it if you saw it. Don't you dare assume what I will know if I see it. It actually makes an arse out of you and it. Right. I feel like you'd know it if you saw it. It's established. Don't you dare assume what I will know if I see it.

It actually makes an ass out of you and me. Yeah. And you're right, and I apologise. Well, look it up if you don't know it. This would be like Woolworths doing it here. Yeah, yeah, huge. In New Zealand. Huge chain.

They are, people are divided, upset, angry, I don't know, talking about it, because they are offering a weight loss jab at the supermarket now. I beg your pardon. What? That would be like, why not get sample? Like when you get a little slice of sausage

and the woman's like try the sausages. I've tried sausages before Susan, leave me alone. Yeah, try this jab. Ow! So it's a subscription like Monjaro or like Ozempic for £129 a month. Did you say like Jumanji? No Monjaro. Because I would not subscribe to that movie series.

No, let me out. I watched the original with Robin Williams. I will not watch the remake with Kevin Hart. Oh, it's quite funny. Fair. Is it? Jack Black's quite funny in it. I don't forget Jack Black's in it.

He plays a woman, a young girl trapped in Jack Black's body. That's right. Actually, what a horrible line up. The Rocks in that turn, I rate his comedic performances. Yeah, okay. We digress, anyway. So, 129 pounds a month, so about 250-ish, a month. Yeah.

For a subscription to this weight loss drug, they said that they are committed to the health and wellbeing of their customers. But probably won't get rid of about 80% of the aisles. Next to the chip aisle. And all the processed foods. But yeah, I guess that's what people are pointing out, how ridiculous it is. Yeah, that's it basically. That they're like, at a supermarket, do we need this?

And they've got like pharmacists involved and you have to go in and you've got to do what, basically everything you need to do to get on a weight loss jab. The supermarket's doing it. But people are like, you hypocrites, this is hypocrisy. It would just be like if you were waiting in the doctor's surgery or the waiting room and there was just lollies everywhere for sale. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Or smokes. That's a great idea. Put a smokes vending machine outside the doctor's. Do you know what I mean though? If we want to be generating income, what better way to do it? Yeah. It just does.

I've got a friend who's got into vending machines What do you mean you've got a friend that's got into vending machines? Where does she put them? She's bought the vending machines and she goes around she puts the vending machines in there. She should put some durries in there. I reckon she should put some darts in there. What about single darts? Just cause you know you just want one. Yeah, I just came back from Europe and they have the... You're obviously joking because you're not promoting smoking. Well it's not illegal. Of course I'm not promoting smoking. It is illegal to sell single smokes.

I'm an infant entrepreneur. Well you're trying to keep me down. Okay, okay Jacinda, I'm trying to get the economy back on track, I'm trying to get another rockstar economy going by selling smokes in the bags of wine. Oh gosh. In a Ziploc bag. Oh my god, imagine if you had a wine vending machine

and it was like a goon tap, you know what I mean? And you sort of went in, five buck or something like that for a glass. Anyway, so people are saying it's hypocrisy because of the fact that they have so much junk food. And they're like, it's genius really. The store sells you unhealthy crap that gets you fat and then wants vast sums of money to get you thin. What was the company that owned, is it Nestle? It's like Jenny Cray. Yeah, they also owned Jenny Cray, didn't they? Did they? Yeah. Or Weight Watchers or one of them. No, no, it like Jenny Cray. Yeah, they also owned Jenny Cray. Yeah. Didn't they?

Did they? Yeah. Or Weight Watchers, or one of them. No, no, it was Jenny Cray because they provided the food. Yeah, but the parent companies have no soul. Do you know what I mean? They don't care. They're not there for your wellbeing.

This is another wild thing in a supermarket that you see for sale. Like, do you ever walk down the... Like, I was in the supermarket the other day and there was a kettlebell. Yeah, yes. Like, big heel party. Yes, I see seen it too.

Who are you talking about? Who's going to buy some yoghurt, some mince and a loaf of bread and then oh, I need a 10 kg kettlebell as well. Overseas it's the worst. They sell the wildest stuff. Like those Lidl's, Lidl's, what do you call them? Or the Carfors and stuff.

We've got those in Australia. That starts with A. Aldi. Aldi. You're like, do you want some fruit and a suitcase? You're like, okay. Dora's doing her class in finance at school. And they've been learning about impulse shopping.

Oh yeah. And at the weekend we were out getting something and I was like, oh, I wanted to try those. And she's like, that's a great example of impulse shopping. Now they've put that at the checkout. And I was like, that's a great example of impulse shopping. Now they've put that at the checkout because they want it off. And I was like, shut up! Yeah. Daddy wants a num num!

Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. We've been on holiday, we still haven't recorded Shannon's Hacks intro. We will be doing it to this song though. Duh duh duh duh duh duh. 15 miles to the Shannon's Hacks! Okay, she's promised us. We'll be doing it to this song though. What are we doing? Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh I have done some reflecting and I'm not like you guys all the time. Do you know what, I think this is a process of getting older Shannon, is that we start to reflect on ourselves. Yeah.

And it's good to hear. And sometimes I think I'm with you guys, I'm like, we're all in this together and I keep talking and you're just like, and we're like, she's gone. You've lost us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So today- Well this doesn't bode well as an intro, I think, to your hat Shannon.

No. We're here, we're listening. So as you guys know, I'm not a great driver and I don't like driving. I don't own a car anymore and I just will do anything possible. And thank Christ for that. For everyone's safety, I'm off the roads.

That's great. So I've got a bit of a hack though, if you're ever borrowing someone's car, because it's quite stressful, right? You're holding their biggest asset potentially. Great. Always check if you're on their insurance? Exactly.

Well, now I'm over 25, so that's nice. You're not gonna be on their insurance. No, but if they have insurance, that means that anyone can drive it, right? Yeah, or if it's like family, like if you're borrowing your mum's car, check you're under it and all that. Yeah, yeah.

But one of the things that can happen is a nasty little curbing of the car. Or a little ding. Just a little, I'm not talking we're crashing, I'm just talking a little scratch and you're like, dang. That's sound day. Yeah. I was, this is a reminder, I was reading a story yesterday about the car rental company who, oh my brother sent me this.

And so they've installed in some airport locations in America this AI big kind of scanner thing. You drive your car into it when you finish renting and it will be like there there there you curb the wheels and people are pissed off. Yeah because you used to be able to just sort of like get away with it. Yeah like oh I scraped the roof of a van remember going into a supermarket. They're not going to check the roof. No. And they didn't. They didn't check the roof. Yeah but now they always run on the camper vans. I think they do a little roof check. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Okay. Right. Okay. Well, I don't know if that's going to help you. If this hack is going to help you with that. But if you're borrowing your friend's car and you give it a little scratch or a curb and you're just like, oh, I'm not talking anything major. My hack for you today is to just pick up a little piece of dirt from the side of the road, use a bit of water, create a little paste and just cover the scratch with a bit of dirt and mud.

I see you make it look muddy. You make it look like it's a mud smear. Or like a bird poo. Yeah, in what world are they gonna get their car back and be like you've scratched it? They'll just be like oh mud. Okay do you know what like do you remember that time we returned that scooter in Rarotonga? Yes. And we broke the mudguard. Bought some super glue, glued it back on and then mudded the mudguard to... Now you're talking. Now you're talking. Do you know what this is the hack you've used before?

Yeah, we got away with it didn't we? You could grab a seagull, catch one in the sky. Yeah, and then squeeze out the poo. Squeeze it down the crack. You could do that thing where you dig a hole and you put a towel over the hole and someone lies under the towel and you put a chip there and then when the seagull comes,

you catch the seagull. Gotcha. And then grab it and then cannon its pose onto the... Love it. Onto the scrape. You know what? We've used this hack-borne.

It's a... Do you know what? It's hard not to give it a three. It's hard not to give it a four. I'm gonna say four. It's dishonest. Yeah, four. Four cost you one for dishonesty.

When you give me my car back, I'm not immediately cleaning it, but I will clean say four. It's dishonest. Four. Four. Four cost you one for dishonesty. When you give me my car back, I'm not immediately cleaning it, but I will clean it eventually. See a scratch and assume I've done it. Of course. Exactly. It's just when you immediately give the car back, they'll give it a once over. I mean, terrible friend. It's a four point turn.

Terrible friend. Only minor. Okay. If I took a bumper off, I'd tell them. I'm gonna say four. It's four stars to me. It's four. Yeah, it is four. It's four. Yay! I say four it's four stars. It's four yeah it is four. It's four. Shannon's heck break.

Play ZM's Fletchporn and Hayley. Fletchporn and Hayley, silly little po, silly little po. It is so silly silly silly that the silly little po Silly little poll today, how do we feel about speakerphone conversations in public? Answering a phone call in public on speakerphone is pure insanity. It's insane. Insanity. Even just people taking a call in some public areas like... And on their air pods and stuff like shut up.

We can hear you. That's even worse. Yeah, I think that's worse. I love that we can hear you. That's even worse because you can only hear half of the conversation. I prefer if it's on a speaker, I can hear both parts of the conversation. Yeah. Rather than having to deal with the other person.

I was reading an article about this. Really? Can you read? Yeah, I learned... Because that's, I read on the internet. People don't think you can read. Is there a theory going around on the internet at the moment? The internet theory is that you can't read. That I can't read? It's one of them.

I read. Yeah, one of the many theories. I know I can read. So I read, I be reading. Now I feel like I can't read. I've been reading an article. She's been listening to an audio book is what she's been listening. Audio books is reading. That's what Fletch taught me. Audio books is reading, I've told you this.

About the etiquette of people, particularly in restaurants taking... What? I'm sorry, no. I thought you meant in public, like walking around or maybe on a bus. Like public transport, yeah. There was a journalist sharing that they were,

like say the three of us are out having a lovely breakfast as we like to do as genuine friends that you can hear it on air. And they said that they were trying to have a conversation and then they could just hear that tinny like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can see you on Tuesday. And then someone talking back into it and they're like, we don't do that.

No, no restaurants. Spark this good online debate about speakerphone conversations in public. Well, is it okay to talk on a speakerphone in public? 94% of people said no way, Jose. Yeah. Yes I'm here for it, 6%. Wow. Okay.

I hope we're hearing from some of the six. Unless you're having an argument or breaking up with someone then I need to hear both sides so I can choose whose team I'm on. Yes, that's actually a really great situation. Yeah but that's just gossy eavesdropping. Yeah. The girls and I saw someone breaking up, a couple breaking up on Lakeside in Queenstown.

No! Lakeside in Queenstown! Why did they leave it to here? What are you gonna go back to the hotel together? I know, why did you leave it to, like, this is asking someone to marry them location. It's expensive. This is beautiful.

Expensive. It's like, break up when you get home. Yeah. Yeah. It was also scarily civil. Oh. Like it was slightly terse tone but it wasn't yelling. Okay. What was said? It was like well if you think that that's basically if you think that that's fine but I'm you know I'm not changing how I think about that and you know well this is the last straw and imagine having to ring up Blue Canoe and being like hey I've got a booking for two can we um just make it one change it to one I'm

happy to have it too I will eat the amounts who people would eat keep it to well so they say like one of those two and I'll get some takeaways they sound like one of those couples that breaks up every weekend yeah it did have that energy to it yeah yeah they'll be fine in a few hours. We're not drunk though. No, no, no, no. You know those couples that every time they drink, they have a barney and they break up and then you're like, oh yeah.

Yep. All right, next message. Jeremie, who's messaged into the show before, like Jeremie but with an E on the end. Jeremie. Jeremie. French maybe. Somebody says, assert dominance by answering

all vocals in public on speaker. Assert dominance! Yellow! Yellow! You are in public on speaker. If you do answer a call on speakerphone and you're with friends in the car, say, you've always got to say, you're on speakerphone, Hayley's here. Hi, how are you? I'm just in the car with Fletch. No. Why? If you're in the car with your partner and it's your mate calling and you're like,

I'll get that later. And I'm like, why are you answering with me in the car? And you answer by being like, good day mate, just in the car with her. Yeah. And then, and he's like, oh, I'll give you a call back later. I'll give you a call back later. Yeah, yeah, yeah, why did you say that? What are you hiding?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Fight ensues. A said, I regularly catch the bus and there's always some old man that does this then speaks at full volume, so the whole bus is a captive audience. It's obnoxious and arrogant.

Yeah. Daniel said, no, it's not Boomer. Neither should you be walking around on a video call. Oh yeah. Oh I see that you see that a lot, eh? Yeah you do. I don't like, for some reason the video call less obnoxious than the audio.

You're because you, are you showing them things? No, but people aren't, they're just talking. It's a bit serious. Look at this beautiful day, Look at this beautiful day. You might be down in the viaduct or in a garden. No, it's just their face on an awful ugly angle. Bronte says, I like to say loudly, I'm so happy we all get to hear this conversation

if somebody does this around me. Kendall, only if it's very brief. I'm talking less than 30 seconds. Only acceptable reason, if you're at the supermarket and you have to FaceTime someone to confirm an item for purchase purchasing confirm that shit and leave people in place yeah good call yeah yeah Daniel say I recently did a supermarket shop talk to my mom the entire way around I do it all the time

obnoxious obnoxious really yeah I don't but you do it you monitor your level and I took my headphones out to deal with check out I said it's nice I actually said mama give you a call back. And they gave my mum a call back later. She said, how was that? I said she was lovely. Daniel says, why not? It's fun to listen to somebody else's drama.

Makes me feel better about my own. Oh. Yeah. Sonia, it's also given that I have my keypad tones turned on. Yes. Oh my god, my mum's... I've just spent two weeks with my mother. And she keeps...

We've got to get those off. You know, the Gen Alphas are all about it.'s, I've just spent two weeks with my mother. And she's like, we gotta get those off. You know the Gen Alphas are all about it. Oh, I don't know. The kids are like, India will open up to text someone, and I'll be like... Bring back smacking, eh? At least with your mum, it's like this. Such a huge leap.

With your mum, it's... Oh, damn it, it's autocorrected. That's not what I wanted to say. Whereas, yeah, at least the Gen Al wanted to say. Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk So we asked you is it okay to talk on speakerphone in public and 94% of you said no way bucko Play ZM's Fletchbone and Hayley. Actually a while ago we talked about this and I can't remember We were talking about Whitakers flavors. Yeah, and then I said as a big fan of Banana flavored things I need to do a banoffee pie like a caramel kind of banana thing We said yes, yes, yes, yes, and then someone messaged me while I was away on holiday saying, oh my God, they've done it.

It's happened. Yeah, I was in the supermarket, I saw it. Two blocks. Really, cause I'm not a huge banana fan. Like fake banana flavoured stuff, like I love a banana cake or an actual banana. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I don't like perky nanas, I don't like.

But you're wrong, and that's the thing. Really, okay. It must be weird being an idiot. I wouldn't know perky nanas, I don't like... But you're wrong, and that's the thing. It must be weird being an idiot. I wouldn't know I'm a doctor. Is it weird being a moron, to head idiot, wrong person? No, actually I just feel like I'm right. I'm a white chocolate connoisseur. So yesterday I...

What about banoffee pie? Do you like banoffee pie? Not really, no. It's not correct. Do you know what I mean? What are you saying? What's your banana coffee is banana caramel, right? Yeah, banana toffee. And whipped cream, and a little crummy, a lot of, yeah. Oh yeah, like a biscotti base.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Love it, beccy base. Beccy base, and then I forgot about the workers because I was overseas, so I had no access to it. And then yesterday, Menstratus hit, day one. Welcome. Welcome, Menstratus operand hit, day one. Welcome. Menstratus operandus, day one. And I felt crook, I felt tired and I really sore tummy.

And I was driving home and I was like, I'm gonna get a little tweet. Okay. Get a little tweet. Pop into my local dairy, go in, chocky. How much do you think the dairy economy relies on Menstratting woman? Heavily.

And people that have run out of butter and milk and toilet paper. It was stoners. Stoners, menstruating women, and people caught short. Yeah, people caught short. That's keeping the dairy industry absolutely afloat. And I think I gave that energy when I came in, like rock and grotty, like a bit enraged, sore.

And then I looked and there's always a small standard, because it's always your stock standards, but it doesn't have a full supermarket range. Yeah. I stop, I see it, it's banana caramel. Yeah. Oh my God. And I didn't even know that you were doing this 10 minutes up the road.

So you both just by chance purchased the same block. The weekend, August night, we're having a hang, a hang night, and we needed a treat, and that was the elected treat. Okay, we polished off a few rows. Cause you guys always do that as a whanau, don't you, you always try the new one. Yeah. And you'd be like, oh, let's try the new mango white treat. Okay, we polished off a few rows. Cause you guys always do that as a whanau, don't you? You always try the new one. Yeah.

And you'd be like, oh, let's try the new mango white chocolate. Yeah, yeah. And you're like, well, that's not for us. And we sit around and we pull it to bits. Yeah. And then, both pull it to bits constructively and pull it to bit by breaking off rows at a time and just shoving them down our fat gob stuff.

This is the thing, right? I've been away, I've been eating nothing but croissants and pasta for two weeks. And I was like, Monday was my reset, but then monstratus operatus, it hit me. And so I bought the Whittakers and I went home, I was like, I have a couple of squares. Oh no.

No one ever just has a couple of squares. I slumped back on that couch. I turned on the TV, I put the Whittakers there, and I just made that choice to be like, give myself the day. Think of it like this, you had a couple of squares and your uterus that was shedding its lining had the other half of the block. The other half of the block! I did eat half the block in a number of minutes, I reckon. And I smashed half a block of it last night, watching the two new episodes of Voice Sunny in Philadelphia.

And I tell you what, happiest I've been in a little while. It made me so happy. I was so happy. And then all my guilt of like, oh, I had huge plans for the day. I'm going to scrub the house. I had plans. I'm going to go for a walk. Out the window.

Gone, thanks for the, it's so good. Spledge, uh-uh. I was going to say, I'll bring you in a couple of squids. No, no. It's not going to be there today. It's day two of Menstrata's operato. It's Menstrata's day two and you know. That's the second half of the block.

Do you think it's one of your favourites of the range now? If this is limited, I'll be gutted and I'm gonna have to stock up and freezer them. I want someone who is craftier in the area of culinary and creations than I to make a recipe out of it. Yes, yes, yes, they always do this. Oh, they always do this. Like the smart, like the food and the clever people, they'll make like recipe out of it. Yes. Yes. Yes. They always do that. Yeah

Clever people they'll make like some sort of there will be some sort of Banoffee pie coming with it. There was a girl her name was Brooke. She was on bake off She does it all the time Brooke it go follow Brooke II bake Brooke ease bake house. She always does it every time we should get a wood because you don't spell brookie BRO, okay, I's Bake House. She won Bake Off one year? She does that. Honestly, I like, I- I found her, Brooke Swine? She makes what, like cakes out of it or something?

Or brownies or okay. Yeah, she always makes our recipe or something. Yeah, nice. Like, we're doing the show, it's only 7.20. After the show we've got lots to do. Sorry, it's 7.23, please be precise. Be precise, I do beg your pardon. People are going to work. 7.23, we've got things to do after the show, I've got appointments, all I can think about

is getting home and getting back on the couch and finishing the second half of the block, it's so good. Play ZM's Fletchborne and Hayley. A story out of the UK, and it's been confirmed by the budget airline Ryanair that they are paying staff bonuses to catch out passengers with oversized carry-on bags, which they are meant to check for 75 euros. So apparently a leaked payslip shows a former employee earned a gate bag bonus.

Gate bag bonus? And apparently staff can earn up to 80 pounds a month. So this is- A month. 160 New Zealand dollars. Apparently- A month. To be a narc. Yeah, yeah, no, no. Not enough, man.

Apparently the ex-worker claimed they pocketed 150 euros. A dollar... 150 euros. So like 300 buck? No, so one dollar fifty euros. No, but it's one euro fifty. Is that how you'd say that? Because it's euro not dollar.

Oh yeah, one euro fifty. One euro... That sounds wrong, eh? One fifty euro. One point. 1.50 euro. 1.50. Great question, how do you say it? How do you say that? Well in French it would be 1.50 euro.

Blah blah blah. So I mean I'm still thinking in French. What gender is the euro? You know how French gender everything? Which I'm against. I don't know. Could have vowed at the front. I don't know.

Yeah. That's a stupid French. Let's just say the ex-worker claimed they earned $3 a bag. Would you? I mean... Not enough. That's your incentive. Yeah, well, so let's just say the ex-worker claimed they earned $3 a bag. Would you? I mean, not enough to have. That's your incentive. You're getting paid like, you know, probably not that much. Cause you, yeah.

So you would, wouldn't you? Yeah, I mean, you do anything for a little bit of an extra tip. And it's very obvious. I mean, if you weren't listening to the show yesterday, one, where were you? Welcome back, we're back. Catch up on the podcast,

Lai Ha Radio. Catch up on the podcast, wherever you listen. You know, ding, one, where were you? Welcome back, we're back. Catch up on the podcast, Lionheart Radio. Wherever you listen. Now, ding, ding, ding. Thank you. You say one euro 50. Oh, you do say one euro 50. And most English speaking European countries like Ireland. You're not speaking very good English.

No, terrible. My English is terrible. That was just one word, by the way, which doesn't make it an impression, which doesn't make it racist. You just say one word, out of context. Anguish, for example. You have to string it around.

I think you're carrying attention now. Do you think so? You've actually made it, you've set it ablaze. Do you think I shouldn't? Just string it on. Well in most English speaking countries, like Ireland, and when English and continental Europe, people would say one euro 50, or one fifty,

because the currency is also, is understood from context. Right, one fifty. But if you missed the show yesterday, and you need to catch up on iHeartRadio. A euro fifty? He's missing the bell, you're all over the show Vaughan. Thank you.

It's getting a lot of KPIs. One euro and fifty cents. I didn't know the breakdown of the euro was a cent. It's a cent, okay so that makes sense. But I had about fifteen to 20, that's good actually, it was a joke Bell. I had about 15 kgs worth of carry on luggage. Yes and you claimed it was your brother's.

And I claimed it was my brother's. I don't know if that would work with the eagle-eyed budget airline stuff though, to be honest. That's a good incentive though, because the airlines are getting sick of it, so they're like. This is what I wanted to talk about this morning. Do you have a job, or have you had a job in the past where you've had an incentive? Like do you know when you buy shoes those people are getting a little bit of money when they up trying to sell your socks. Socks and the spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. The spray. got it. Are you sure? Because you want to do that immediately. I'm like, yeah, I've got it.

They're nice shoes. Oh, they're not. Are you sure? It's raining. Like, do they get a dollar for each sock or something? Absolutely. They should do it for you before you leave. Spritz them.

Oh yeah, now because you get high on that stuff. Because you're always like, yeah, I'll buy one and then you get another one. You get home and you're like, I've still got it from the last shoes. Yeah. Now I've got two of them. I don't need it.

They should offer you, do you want this can for 10 bucks or I'll do it now for two? Spritz your docks on the way out. Yeah, do it on the way out. Genius. All those people that like, you know, you buy an appliance and they're like, you've got to buy the, you should buy the 150

or the $50 extra warranty. I reckon they get a little couple of dollars of that. 100%. What about gyms? The gyms are always trying to sell you some thing that monitors something or the other. Are they? Yeah.

I reckon they're on the take on that. Right, okay. I reckon they're on the take on that. Right, okay. I reckon they're on the take on that. Well, this is what we want to know this morning. 0800 DALZERDAM gives a call, text through 9696. Did you have or do you have a work incentive? Which is different than a work perk. Yeah, yeah, not like, oh, come and have a glass

of champagne on a Friday. You do this and we'll give you this. Yeah, I just, I find it so fascinating. We hear some little industry secrets. Yeah, I love it so fascinating. We'll hear some little industry secrets. Yeah, I love this. Work incentives is what we want to know. Do you have a work incentive? There is, what's the airline that's doing this?

It's Ryanair. Ryanair. And the other one as well, EasyJet. And so just bear this in mind if you're doing a Euro holiday anytime. And you're like, I won't check a bag, they're expensive. I'll just cram it all in to carry on. I hope they don't start, I hope Jetstar don't start doing this. They already do, they weigh ya. No but the staff though, for these, this guy talking like he

regularly flies Jetstar. He did it once, he did it once. He did it once because he's a Qantas gold member and Mr. Travel Pants over here. Yeah. Mr. Gold Elite. I'm the man of the people. John, closer to silver level in New Zealand than I've ever been. Are you? Dude, I'm within a whisper. Are you going to get silver? Good point. Who knows?

Maybe I won't be jaded. Man of the people. Man, I'm tapping back with a door of gold. I'm also in my own personal recession, so it's just not going to happen. Yeah. There'll be no travel. The budget airlines are paying staff bag bonuses for each oversized bag that they catch. Look out for them and be like, that looks heavy.

So we wanna know what your work incentives are. We had some Instagram responses to it. Lorax says, if you hang in being a nurse, on nurses day you get a pen. So you have to hang in to be, you have to hang in being a nurse for another year. We need to pay our nurses more money. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, how good is this pen? Yeah. What if it's a fountain pen? A fancy, I feel like it's not. I'd just rather have more money per hour. Yeah, me too, me too. Loki said, if you get mentioned by name in a review, you get $50, as long as it's good.

As long as it's good. Having just traveled, there's nothing worse than people that work at a restaurant or somewhere hospitality and they ask you to review them on TripAdvisor and mention them. Yes. But that's why.

I'm your waitress, Hayley. I don't lie. That's why. He says as he goes on to say, I told customers don't worry about the tip, write a review and say how great I was. Almost bankrupted work. I was getting so much extra money.

Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys, guys. We were just talking before, like I bet that they have an incentive for selling a suede protector. much extra money. Guys, you had sold, if you had pushed some shoe care products and socks and your leather protectors then you've got a little shoe shopping budget. Okay that's pretty good. You've got credit to buy shoes but then they don't lose because you're just buying the shoes off them. Yeah yeah yeah I love this. At retail?

Yeah, I don't know. As an office girly, someone texted, as an office girly, if we unjammed the printer machine, they'd give us a ream of free paper. What, rather than paying to call in the guy from the fixing place? Imagine just at your house, you've got 20 reams of paper, man.

Using it, you've sort of used it. Well, Vaughan does, he just takes it. I actually, you've got 20 reams of paper, man. Using it, you've sort of used it. Well, Vaughan does. He just takes it. I actually do. You said ream of paper. Did you see how I kind of glossed over for a minute? You do need to grab another ream of paper. No, well, that's theft as a servant. From the workplace.

He does this all the time. Do you just steal reams of paper? I pay for my own. Steal? Yeah. And I have a deductive from my wages. Oh, okay. You've got a tab. Yeah, I've got a tab.

Yeah, okay. I'll sort it out. When they make me redundant. Yeah. Take it out of my redundancy. Oh my God, please don't. Don't. Please don't, I've got a tab. Yeah, okay. I'll sort it out. When they make me redundant. Yeah. Take it out of my redundancy. Oh my God, please don't. Don't. Please don't, I don't need all of that.

Don't make us redundant. Bunnings do little medal badges if you get named in a good customer service review. Aww. So next time you see someone at Bunnings and they have a little medal pin on their apron, that's what that's for. Oh nice.

Someone said I used to be the general manager of Lone Star. Ooh. And when we need it. Oh nice. You get a free Johnny Cash dash. No. If we needed to push the monthly dessert special. Yum, don't even worry about it, I'll take two. Push it on me.

I would put an incentive. Push it in me. I'll open my mouth, you just push the pudding straight in. I would put an incentive out to our wait staff and say whoever sold the most of our dessert special tonight gets a free meal at the end of their shift. Okay, that's good. Oh, you see, that's good.

That's good. I get that double chicken. Oh, you see, that's good. That's good. I get that double chicken breast mountain. You know, it was always like, when you get the chicken breast on the potatoes or something, it was like, I wanna add a whole other breast. Was that the Johnny Cash dish? Oh, they did a lot of chicken breast.

Oh, I love the Johnny Cash dish. The Hongy Tong Chicken was pretty shit hot, eh? Yeah, good stuff. It's been a while. It has been a long time. Should we load stuff? Either we go to Lone Star. Should we go to Lone Star?

Or we go to Lone Star. Oh yeah, but now I'm sus if they're pushing the pudding. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't push the pudding on me. Push the pud. Push the pud. Come on, give it a gentle nudge. Look at us.

You don't need to push the pud that hard. Push the pud. Push the pud. I work for an auto glass company. If we sell a certain percentage of window wipers, we get a percentage of those sales. But we have to go over the mark before we start getting a percentage. If I hit my jewellery sales target, I get a percentage of cash amount that I sell that month. Oh, that's a good incentive.

I work for a retirement village and get $2,000 tax free. I wouldn't say that too loud. I'd keep that one. I'd say, next time you tell the story, say, I work for a retirement village and I get $2,000. Can we guess what they get if they don't die? If they don't push them over. Yeah, they do bets.

Someone comes into the retirement village, they go, 81, they'll make it to 81. And on their 82nd birthday, you get cash. If they survive past their time. Or if they blend the potatoes enough. If there are no complaints from the blended food. If they refer somebody. Oh, okay. And they get a spot.

Oh that's pretty good. Yeah, $2,000 tax free. Refer someone to the chocolate. On a $850,000 capital gains free sale. Yeah, probably a drop on the pond, you know. Significantly less. You should be asking for more because if a real estate agent would pay,

they'd get a way higher percentage. Oh my god, this is so good. Used to work at a strip club. The strippers would get guys to buy them a cocktail that was $16 made of just shaken juice and then they'd get 12 shaking what juice just juice just shaking up juice I'm buying that dancer a cocktail. Yeah charge them 16 bucks. The stripper would get 12 bucks Oh, it's just juice cuz they like I don't want to drink. I don't want a cocktail. I just want a juice would get 12 bucks out of that. Oh, because it's just juice!

Because they're like, I don't want a drink. I don't want a cocktail, I just want a juice. Oh wow, okay. But they're charging this dude who's like, yeah, I'm gonna get this hot strip or a drink. She's just getting a juice. 16 bucks, she's getting just juice bubbles. Guys are so dumb, hey.

And then the girl is so horny and dumb. And you put titties in their face and they're just like, goo goo ga ga, dumb man, dumb man. Play ZM's Flesh, Born and Haley. Play ZM's Flesh, Born andne and Haley. Play ZM's Fletch, Bourne and Haley. That's had me chuckling actually. So there was a recruiter tweeted, is that what we say? I still haven't figured it out.

X'd. I think everyone just still says tweeted. A recruiter tweeted that something he's noticed over his time recruiting for jobs is that Gen Z are not saying anything when they answer the phone. Okay, I've been guilty of this sometimes if I think it's a spam call. So you answer it and just go... and wait for them to say something. Because you know, a lot of the time it's pre-recorded and it's like... This is a phone message for...

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Or what is that Visa one? Your card has been charged... Yeah, yeah. Please hold for blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, yeah, I get that. But he was saying like it's really common that he's calling these Gen Zers

for scheduled interviews. Oh, okay. So, hi Vaughan, you're interested in a job we're gonna have a phone interview at 8 a.m. on Tuesday morning. Yeah okay. 8 a.m. Ring ring ring ring. Hello? Hello? Hello? Oh hello, hi this is Hayley from Sproul Recruitments. Hi. Hi. Hi. Sorry, you're not expecting my call? Yeah.

Oh, it's just you didn't say anything. Maybe I cut the top of the phone call off. No. Oh, sorry, I just didn't catch you saying hello. Sorry, I didn't catch you answering the phone. I didn't say hello. Oh, okay. Is this not a good time? Because we had you scheduled for eight. Yeah, I know. Oh, sorry, you just seem a bit confused that I've called. No, no. How infuriating.

Oh my God, and apparently you said it was super common, and then everyone was popping off on the comments online being like, what are you doing? And then a lot of Gen Zers were like, well actually, when I answer the call, that's actually me inviting you into my space. By answering, I've actually already invited you into the space, so now it's your turn to say something. What? I'm just confused.

No, if I'm expecting a call, I'm always just like, hello. Yeah. Or you sort of go like, oh, this will be so and so or what. Even if I don't know the number, even if I'm like, God, who is this? Or this is a scam, I'm like, hello? And I'll be a bit more aggressive. Yes.

Unless I know, if I know who it is, I'll be like, hello, hello, Haley speaking. Yeah, yeah, hello. And then you're like, oh, hi, it's so and so from so and so. And you're like, oh my God, how are you? Oh no. This is such odd but can I talk to our- What else did I hear about this generation recently?

Oh, they think you're old. Oh, I heard that they don't like sex scenes in movies anymore. I read that yesterday. Are you kidding me? They just like to put much. You hate Gen ZZs. Gen ZZs. I think Shan likes her.

Should we call them? Let's call in the producers. Bring, bring, bring, bring. Click. Hi. Oh, there she is. You shouldn't say hi. Do you do this?

Do you do this? I've stopped saying my name now when I pick up, so I think I'm half there. I'm old school. Hello, Vaughan speaking. Hello, Hayley speaking. I go, hiya. Hi.

How did you answer the home phone when you were young? Wait a minute, when you were young, did you have home phones? Yeah. I had a home phone. I don't think I was in charge of that. I think that was a parent. You weren't allowed to answer it.

No, I think I was. Always hello, Hayley. Hello, Paul Smith speaking. How may I help you? Yeah, hello, Hayley Sproul. That's how I answered the home phone. So like, if you were at your friend's house and somebody answered the phone,

you'd be like, hello, Moran residence. Yeah, how about when you're in your friend's house and the somebody to answer the phone, you'd be like, hello, Moran residence. Yeah. How about when you're at your friend's house and the phone's going and everyone looks at you like, can you get that for us, Vaughan? I've got their hands in the sink or whatever. Because you're a visitor, you're not doing the dishes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they're doing the dishes.

Can you grab that? And you're just like, hello, Jensen residence. Yeah, hello, Jensen residence. I know, it was so odd. Yeah. We've come so far from answering other people's phones and saying hello Jansson residents to just. And they'll be like, is Chris there? But that was the mom's name and the son's name.

I noticed you were like, which one? Christine? Or Christopher. I do love to pick up scam calls from my friends though. Like if they've got a scam coming in, I like to pick it up and I'll be like, hi, this is Carwin's assistant here and I'll start messing with them.

Cause that's a bit of fun, but if it's my own scam, I out. Well, you have been scammed before haven't you? Multiple times. You can't really say you're out. I'm kind of like one foot in. I'm just waiting for another toll road even though I don't own a car anymore. I'll get back to good phone etiquette. Hello Hay Hello, Hayley speaking. And then if it's someone being like, hello, this is your Nigerian cousin. I'll say, here's my money. Yeah, okay, so we've got a lot of training to do with her.

She goes two steps forward and one step back. Play ZM's Fletch-Born in Hayley. I did have to just ask who's this guy? And thankfully, producer Shannon is the reality TV queen and she was like, so he's from season one of this but he became famous here and then he did this and this is why and da da da da da. We've met this guy years ago

because how did he get his reality start? It was a New Zealand show. Harry Jowsey. Yes, so he started on Heartbreak Island which was a New Zealand show and then he became famous from Too Hot to Handle season one. And he was really the breakout star because he got with Francesca.

He got with Francesca. Francesca is now one of the biggest influencers in the world with her twins, Lockett, and Poetry. Speak of partner. I just thought you would want to know those things. Wait, who are you talking about again now? Francesca Fargo. Okay, because I just learned who Nara is.

Nara Smith. Yeah. Do you guys know about Nara Smith? No. Wow. Sometimes I feel like my brain is a Wikipedia hyperlink of reality TV. Yeah, it is actually.

It is so helpful. Do you ever think like what it would be like if you learned like other things? Do you think she could store a whole language in the space where she's living? Yeah. Oh my God, she could learn Spanish. Yeah, you could learn a whole language in the space? Yeah, you could learn a whole language. So that Nara Smith, because what did you say her name

of her kids' names were Bookshelf and Lockett? Oh, it's Francesca Fargo. Because Nara Smith's children are Rumble Honey, Slim Easy and Whimsy Lou. I nearly swore. Yeah. The world sucks. She's expecting her fourth child. The video I saw was her saying, here are some names I'm not going to Okay. The world sucks. Yeah. She's expecting her fourth child. The video I saw was her saying, here are some names I'm not going to use for my fourth child.

And it was stuff like coffee shop and lamp post. Poop, poop, Prince. Poop emoji. Poop emoji. I want you to meet my new baby. Poop emoji, Smurf. Poop emoji, Sprout. Actually the emoji, it's not the words.

It's just the emoji. So the reason we're talking about Harry Jowsey, who's 28, he's an Aussie. Yeah, so he now lives in LA, he was on Tour Up To Angel season one, and then he came back for Perfect Match season two. He's done three reality shows. Three reality shows.

And he's got a podcast, and yeah. Huge on OnlyFans, his first day he got 100K. He's on OnlyFans as well? Yeah. Okay. Is he one of those celebrities that like, um, doesn't show anything, but everyone's like, I'm going to pay and then you're like, oh. And there's just abs with a little bit of like top pub and you're like, Oh for God's

sake, I've subscribed $8 a month. Are you kidding me? Let's see some show. Let's see some show. Let's see some show. Keep the tip for the top tier. Keep the tip for the top tier. Keep the tip for the top tier.

Keep the tip for the top tier. Keep the tip for the top tier. Keep the tip for the top tier. Keep the tip for the top tier. Keep the tip for the top tier. Keep the tip for the top tier. Keep the tip for the top tier. Keep the tip for the top tier. Keep the tip for the top tier. Region in the car please. Sorry, yes I know. So, how am I going to explain this? What? Explain to me, so what a shaft is.

So Harry Jones is 28 years old, it's a lift shaft. Or a mining shaft. A lot of people have a website where they show their lift shaft. Yeah. You know you want things fall down the lift all the time. I want to see what's in the bottom of the lift shaft. Some buildings have two shafts.

See, I would subscribe to an OnlyFans that showed me the bottoms of lift shafts. I absolutely would, or mine shafts. Mine shafts. Oil of minecraft. So we're talking about Harry Jouzy, who's 28 years old because- And he owns lift shafts.

And he owns lift shafts, and he shares them on the internet. He is now sparking romance rumors, seen hand in hand with Sia. Yeah. Who's also Australian and living in LA. And she's also showing her face. She went through that whole face of the week thing.

How dare she, the old hag, she's 49 years old. We don't want to see your face anymore, it's Hollywood. So this is why people are like, what the hell? Because she's 49 and he's 28. She's a mega superstar who writes music for some of the most. She would be worth so much money. She has written some of the biggest hits ever.

Not even the ones that she sings. She just sings the ones that she's like, no one wanted this one so I'll just turn it into a number one hit. With a hundred million. And he shows his lift shaft on the internet. He's been on three dating reality shows. I think he's trying to get back in the media because Perfect Match season three is about to release in a week.

For God's sake. Of course it is. What's she doing? She's Sia. I don't know. She doesn't, I mean, he's a hot young 28 year old with a wonderful lift shaft. Do you know what I mean?

She might just, didn't she adopt a couple of kids that were about to like be too old to be, Yeah, but that was years ago and they were like 18 then. No, but that's what I'm saying. Maybe she's adopting him. But we don't know, she could have just been taking him out for dinner. Dude, I am 43 and if a woman wanted to adopt me,

I would let her. You would be like, yes please. I would be like, yes please, and then she'd be like, I've popped your clean laundry on your bed, and I'm like, thank you. I'm gonna tuck you in, it's getting late. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. So I think this is a very odd pairing, but who are we to say? So this is what I you. So I think this is a very odd pairing. Yeah. But who are we to say? Yeah. So this is what I want to know, are you and your partner an odd pairing? And maybe it's like a looks thing.

He's quite a lot taller than her too. Very tall. Because the photos are what? Are making people just like go, what? He's, I'm gonna say it, he's double her height and it's odd. It's just an odd pairing. She's so sort of avant garde and he's so's just an odd pairing. She's so sort of avant-garde

and he's so sort of classically handsome. She's mega famous. He's... Like trying to be mega famous. Trying to be mega famous. But there are, you see these odd pairings, the goth and the jock and you're like, what? What's happening there?

Or the really tall, really short. Yeah, or the hot supermodel with her weird sort of scrawny gamer boy. You know? And maybe you're part of this odd pairing and that's what I wanna know. Okay, 0800 dials it in, we'd love to take your calls. You can text her as well 9696. Are you and your partner or lover an odd match? Give us a call. Harry Jowsey who we've been learning all about this morning, he has been on three to four

unsure dating reality shows and he's on OnlyFans showing off his lift shafts. And he is 28 and he's dating Sia. Well, allegedly. They've been out holding hands. They've been out holding hands. Maybe they just had a hook up. Maybe he runs across roads. Yeah, and she's like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

And the mother in her was like, no, hold my hand. Hold my hand, baby boy. And they were paparazzi'd. That's right. But people are like, it's an odd coupling. It's just an odd pairing. And that's what we've asked you this morning. Are you part of an odd pairing?

An odd match. I'm loving the responses. Some of them, my jaw hit the floor. Creaky Gally and Louise joins the show again. One of our favourite Texas. We love her. She's in there against Big Sandy. I know that there's a little bit of rivalry

between Creaky Gally and Louise and Big Sandy. Creaky Gally and Louise said, I think we're a bit of an odd couple given that he's inflatable and resides under the bed. Good from her. Louise. Good from her Creeky Gally. Gotta imagine the Creeky Gally getting on the rough seas. Okay carry on.

Kids in the car. 34 year old female alt goth here. Great to have you on the show by the way. We always welcome our goth here. Yeah. Great to have you on the show by the way. By the way, we always welcome our goth queens. Yeah, yeah, yeah. With a 63 year old businessman. Oh, daddy. Hello daddy.

I wanna see them. Where do they go for dinner? What do you mean where do they go for dinner? Where do they go for dinner? Lone Star, where my house goes. Lone Star. Yeah, Lone Star. But at Lone Star you'd be like,

I can see why you're here. Do you know what? There's not a lot of social situations where I'm imagining a 63 year old business man, I'm imagining a Rob Fife sort. Oh, a silver box. You know the sort of guy you see on the news as a well-known CEO, that's what he looks like,

with a 34 year old femme, old goth. I get it, I get it. Oh, but you can imagine the waitress is always like, would you like me to get something for your daughter? Yeah, yeah, while she's going through this rough phase. Yeah, I sort of get it though. I get it definitely like, I sort of get it. Do you know what I mean?

I get it. And also, like if you're like a businessman, very straight laced, you know, you're corporate, you've got your suits and stuff, you want to come home and have a bit of a free. Fish nets. Yeah, yeah, fish nets and sort of rock and roll. What was that old, early 2000s? Him. Nah, nah, you'd buy of rock and roll. What was that old early 2000s?

Him. Nah, nah, you'd buy it on K Road. There was a store. Mr. Thank You. Elicit. Wasn't it Elicit Clovis? Oh, Elicit or Misery. Misery, Misery was the one I was thinking of.

Yeah, we love that. My friend is so bubbly and outgoing, full of life and personality, the life of the party. She's happily married to a dead, quiet man that in their 20 years of marriage- Now, is he dead, quiet or is he dead, quiet? He's both dead and quiet. She's weakening and burning the whole time.

I've been married to a dead quiet man that in their 20 years of marriage, us friends have barely heard him speak. And she's like, Wow, it's because she's doing enough for both of them. Yeah. Happy two kids. Yeah, good.

I knew someone who was married to a guy 30 years her senior. Not that old, but creepily enough, he was the priest that baptised her as a baby. Okay, yeah. Of course he was. My man's a massive farmer, doesn't have socials, never stepped foot in a mall. I'm practically a Barbie doll, love shopping pink,

hate getting muddy. Oh, that's cute. My boyfriend is five foot seven and I'm six foot one. I love my short king. Hate getting muddy. Oh, that's cute. My boyfriend is 5 foot 7 and I'm 6 foot 1. I love my short king. I love that. I bet he feels good going out. And she's chucking on some heels. Look at this Amazonian. She's chucking them on her shoulders so we can see.

Yeah, at concerts. So we can see. Scuttles up her back. That's nice. I can't see the stage. I have been watching the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders series that's out at the moment but I've missed this one and someone messaged in saying what about the weird match of Reese from Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders and her fugly religious husband. No, no. We love Will. Listen I understand what they're saying. Like she is, she's a ZZC cheerleader,

she's like gorgeous. And he just looks like the run of the mill guy from America. But he's so lovely. He's like giving up his dreams for her and he cooks her and all. He's become this huge influencer. But someone here says f**kly religious husband. She's very religious. She's very religious. They usually are, right? Someone here says, f**kly religious husband. She's very religious. They usually are, right?

So he's become a big influencer and his whole thing is just cooking her dinner every night. And he's like, here's what Reese is having for dinner. We love Will. We don't comment on people's appearances at all, but I'll just say to him, like, well done. Oh, he's well-joking. It's her first boyfriend.

So she's never had a boyfriend before. They started dating and now they're dating. Does she not know that you can sort of shop around? You know what I mean? You can sort of... She's very religious. Oh, okay. Very, very religious.

Jablis. Good on her. Someone said in my relationship, I'm breaking down colonial walls. Oh! I'm a proud Māori wahine with a very English man from Manchester. Oh, lovely.

He's like, sorry about that. About our whole taking it all. What we did. We came in there and made a right mess. God we bloody just took it from you didn't we? We bought rabbits. And then to control the rabbits we bought stones. Bloody oversight wasn't it?

How's those buggy little blankets we give to you? They're right, keep you warm for a bit. Goodness me. But you know what's fun on White Tongue Day? Do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. He's like, I might make myself scarce. I might make myself scarce this weekend. Enjoy the fun out time. Have I said again how sorry I am? I was just thinking of other things I should be sorry for. Why not really? Dear, we introduced them anyway for auntin'

but it got out of control and now they're making a rowing match. Oh my god. Hey, sort of, what about capitalism? I do humbly apologise for capitalism. Jesus, sorry about that. My auntie was, auntie? Auntie. Somebody said that was the opposite of the Manchester accent.

I will agree, I don't really know what the Manchurians... No, I don't know. ...are off the top of my head. We just put a pin in a map and just went for it. Yeah, I went for it. My auntie was 18 years old when she met my 55-year-old uncle, who'd already had four kids previously that were all older than her. When my grandfather found out, he went over and punched him in the face.

They're still together till this day though. Oh wow, okay. Till this day. That's your auntie. God how old is he now? Must be really old. Yeah. Now so again, we've had some more accent critiques here and it's not what we're asking the people. Are we doing a good Manchester accent? No, it's not a Manchester accent at all. Now someone said Vaughan's English accent is very muddled. Haley I could listen to all day. Excuse me?

Yeah, you've changed air, mate. Again, I'll put it on my list. Jesus, don't pretend I'm dying. Hello Mary. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Day, day, day, day. Do didn't eat chocolate because I'm a professional. Did you not? Mm-mm.

We were sniffing around like a hungry bee. Yeah, that wasn't very professional. We ate half a block yesterday, so. Yeah, dude, I don't need any more. I got so delicious. I was in pretty good nick and I'll tell you what, that holiday's just. Blowing you out.

Blow out, man. Do you know what? But we're easing back into it and next week. Next week's the week. Junior to health. You know I'm gonna go to the gym today. Don you know what? But we're easing back into it next week. Next week's the week. Journey to health. You know I'm gonna go to the gym today. Don't know how long I'll be there for. Might just go on a turn around and come back.

Might just swipe in the car. Just to swipe in the car. Swipe in the swiper. So that they know that you're not dead. And so they don't do that annoying thing where they call to see how you're going. Hey, we just noticed you have a. Yeah, I'm in a line.

I can't relate to banana caramel chocolate, let me be. You're like, hello? And they're like, are you better than your banana? Alright, this week's theme at Fact of the Day is foods named after other foods that they're nothing like. Okay. I really enjoyed grapefruit yesterday. Grapefruit.

Quick summation of grapefruit, if you missed the show yesterday. Actually, you know what? No. Get stuffed. Download the podcast. On iHeart Radio or wherever you podcast. Boom. Back from holiday and back on the KPIs.

What do we call this? Incend... No. KPIs. KPIs, KPIs, KPIs. Which stands for kilograms per inch. That doesn't stand for... Which is weird because it's an imperial measurement. It's a imperial measurement with a not imperial, whatever the other one is called. Metric.

Kilograms. Kilograms per inch. Kilograms per inch. Per inch. My God. Today. Guys. Why is it called a pineapple?

Cause it's nothing like an apple is it? Or a pine tree. Nothing like a pineapple. And it takes how long to grow a pineapple again? Three years. Three years. Yeah. And each plant produces a single pineapple.

So next time you're like, oh, I love a pineapple, and you buy a pineapple, and then it just turns into a mushy, brown mess in the bottom of your fridge, you son of a. Yeah. A plant spent three years growing that. Yeah, and you're just gonna chuck it out. It's not a lettuce.

We're grateful to be able to eat them. It's not rhubarb. No. It grows so fast, you can hear it. Oh, can you, I need to give you my rhubarb. You need to give me your nana's rhubarb. My nana's rhubarb! It grows so fast you can hear it. Oh can you, I need to give you my rhubarb. My Nana's rhubarb. When I was away it's turning. You need to give Nana's rhubarb. We need to get Nana's rhubarb.

She died in 2011. You're gonna kill Nana's rhubarb and end the legacy. No no no, my mum's left it to me and I'm scared! It'll be the family will be cursed. Why is it called a pineapple? Well, in French it's called an ananas. Yeah, it is ananas and then banana is banan. Banan, you can't say that on the radio.

In Spanish it is called a? Anana. Anana. And in Germany it's called ananas. Anana. And in Hindi it's called ananas. Okay, and in Russian it's called ananas. Ananas.

So why is it called pineapple in English? Well it's because European explorers at first encounter saw the spiky textured skin and said that looks like a pinecone. And then they ate it and they're like, apple. So it looks like a pinecone. It kind of does because of its ridgy little bits. Yeah the spiky textured skin. It kind of does because of its ridgy little bits. Yeah, the spiky textured skin. And kind of the segments.

Well the top on it is very pinecone-esque, isn't it? No, it's not at all. Have you ever seen a pinecone? Have you ever seen a pinecone? The top of it looks nothing like a pinecone. This guy needs to hurry up and get his medical degree because honestly, hanging out with an idiot is getting exhausting.

Pull up a picture of a pinecone and tell me what part of it looks like the green part on top of a pineapple. None of it looks like a pineapple. I suppose the flare would be an upside down pine tree. Huh? The flare at the top. You're starting to sound stupid.

No, no, no, I'm on team Vorn. I'm on team Vorn. The top of the pineapple, if you put it upside down as a tree. Pine trees have needles. They have thin, thin needles. It's tree-esque shaped, a triangle. It's not tree-esque shaped.

No, don't jump on my thing, Fletcher. I'm not with you. Just stay away from me. Pileys on my side. No, no's shaped. Don't jump on my thing, Fletch. I'm not with you. Just try it. Haley's on my side. I quit. Okay. You've got a mortgage. I am back, baby.

Yeah, there he is. I am back. So it's named a pine cone because it looks like a pine cone. Sorry, it's called a pineapple because it looks like a pine cone. The top of it looks nothing like a pine cone. That's simply the dumbest thing I've heard in months. Actually, I'm separating myself from Fletch. No, not at the Fletch, I'm not on your team.

I'm not with you. Don't even look at her, and don't look at me. Look at the ground. Yeah, look at it. Stand in the corner and look at the ground. Stand in the corner with your back to the room. And look at the ground. And when they tasted it, they said,

oh, that sweet and juicy interior is much like an apple. It's not at all like an apple. It's not at all like an apple. I'm beginning to think the European explorers. Oh guys. Lots of swings. It takes two years for a pineapple to grow. No it takes three years.

No it's two years. 18 to 24 months. That's definitely the hype. Cause someone texted in just now saying, I'm pretty sure it was two years for a pineapple. Now you've thrown me, I feel like I've lived of the lie. And so I just Googled it. It's 12 to 24 months.

No, it's longer than that. Eschew an apology. It's longer than that. We did an apology. It's longer than that. We did this once. Vaughn, we did this once. I'm leaving your team and I'm heading back towards the ledge, okay? You get back here!

You get back here! Facts over here. Yeah, Mr. Facts. Okay, so in 1493, Christopher Columbus, who I'm only hearing good things about, encountered pineapples in Guadalupe. I'm not on team Vaughn anymore. And took them back to Europe. And then they started referring to themtered pineapples in Guadalupe and took them back to Europe. And then they started

referring to them as pineapples. And they were so hard to come by that they were often like hired out as table decorations. And they'd try to get as much use out of them as they could. And then the last person would pay more to buy them and eat them. Eat it. Yeah. Wow. So why, you might be also wondering if we've covered pineapples, why all of these other languages, French, Spanish, German, Hindi and Russian kind of go with the ananas. So it comes from a Tupi word, ananas, which literally translates to excellent fruit.

Oh, it is an excellent fruit. A name from the indigenous people of Brazil. I'll love a bit of pineapple and a stir fry. Controversial. Yeah, it is controversial. No, not. If it's on a pizza, I'm also not annoyed. Mum used to chuck up the old diced pineapple rings into the chicken.

Yeah, she might throw them in the chicken. Yeah, yeah, it hurt. And she'd chop them up and put them in the chicken rice risotto from the Diamond. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Good stuff. That was the living. Pineapple in a fried rice,otto from the Diamond Packet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that was living. Pineapple in a fried rice, I'm not mad at all.

Yeah. At all. Now I want to know if ananas means excellent fruit, the indigenous people of Brazil, what about, what does bananas mean? Delicious. Just a moment for the indigenous people of Brazil. Just a moment for Brazilians all around actually. Indigenous or carol or introduced.

South Americans or partly, yeah. Just everyone. I've got to Google what are the origins. I can't Google and think of what. Today's fact of the day. or Rau actually. Yeah, we're just indigenous or carol or introduced. Or partly, yeah. Just everyone. I've gotta Google what are the origins. I can't Google. Come on, think of what. Today's fact is like, wait no, no, no,

people wanna know about bananas. They don't, they don't. What's the origin of the name bananas? You are the slowest Googler ever in the history of radio. It's like he's on dial-up. Yeah. The word banana. What's happening? Okay, banana doesn't even come from South America,

it comes from West Africa, where it is thought to be- Oh, just a moment for West Africans, actually. Thank you. I'm opting for a slightly longer moment for West Africa. Okay, sorry, sorry. Over Brazil. Interesting. No, in line.

What can I say? In line. Over Brazil. It's interesting. And I'm done. No, in line. What can I say? In line. Carry on. And it spread throughout. Okay. It's considered the lightest. Lovely.

So today. Portuguese people took it home and then the banana traveled with it. Today's fact of the day. Is that a pineapple is not called a pineapple in any other language apart from English and it literally is because it looked like a pine cone and they thought it tasted like an apple.

Oh, fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Banana meant fingers. Oh yeah. That makes sense, it makes sense. Imagine if you had bananas for fingers. Oh yeah, that makes sense. It makes sense. Imagine if you had bananas for fingers.

Play ZM's Flashpoint in Hayley. I told you about this. It was the way with our friends. Why didn't you tell me? What are you two keeping secrets? What's going on between you two? Because we were in Europe. And our friends are in Europe.

We were talking about European things. And you weren't. And that's why we didn't bring it up. I was telling Hayley about this at the airport. I said I was with our friends, Dr. Shawnee and Jerry. They were there too. Yeah. Yeah, we both caught up with them separately in different European countries. I'm so sorry. This is why we didn't bring it up.

Is this some sort of conspiracy against me at this stage? Oh, nothing. You're in a personal recession. We couldn't have invited you. I am in a personal recession. Zero internet. You're in a personal recession and we're in Europe. Do you know what I mean? It's just we're on different pages. So I was with them.

I was with them and we were at the beach and they said, oh, we've got to record our diary today. And I was like, what? Oh my God. And then like every day, because they're away for like three months. They said every day they are recording like a voice memo. And then at the end of it, they're just gonna piece it all together

and have it as a memory. A little holiday podcast. So it's like, cause I used to do this when I was away like, I was like, right? Yeah, how old were you? A child. And you were? Today Jess and I did this and we went and saw the...

I've seen people travel like adults that do little like, and there's even like apps on your phone now. What I did today, so you can hold onto the memory. It is really cute. I thought it was pretty cute. I was like, this is a good idea. Cause they're doing a bit of everything. They were in Iceland.

How are they doing it? Dear diary, today we're in Iceland and we saw a glacier. I think they just say what they did in the highlight of the day. And they'll just take turns or do it together. You want it to be short. Yeah, screw editing that when you get home. How long, what were they, when they record,

did they record this in front of you? Did you do a guest appearance on their holiday podcast? No, I didn't do a guest appearance. But I feel like it was a minute, minute and a half. Okay. Depends on what they've been doing. That's so cute. It's pretty cute.

I just thought it was a good idea. I know because when I, sometimes I'll think back and I'll be like, oh yeah, I remember I went to Norway when I was a teenager. And then I have like no real memory of it. Do you know what I mean? I'm like, I have a couple of little patchy bits. Photos?

Yeah, I've got a few photos, but it all kind of just like fades away after a while. It's such a nice way of being like, oh my God, we did do that that day. Yeah, like if you were with a group of friends and at the end of every day, you just all got around the phone, press record. All right guys,

what do we do today? Pretty funny. I think it's such a good idea. It's really cute. Well, unless it was one of those days when you're travelling with a group when the dynamics been a bit skewed. Yeah.

So today, Vaughan decided that he was gonna sleep in so we missed our train. And we're still not going to the one thing that actually really came to Europe for. That's actually gonna sound like, like that's what happened with Sean and Jerod that actually did miss the train and I was meeting them at the train station. Oh my God, I know. Do you think that made the diary or are they...

I don't know if that made the diary. They were also telling me about, because I met them when we were in France. And I was like, how are you guys going? That looks so good. And they're like, have you been driving around Europe? I was like, yeah, I've been doing a bit of driving. They're like, do you find it really stressful? I was like, no. They're like, oh, I was like, it's so good. And they're like, have you been driving around Europe? I was like, yeah, I've been doing a bit of driving. They're like, do you find it really stressful? I was like, no. And they're like, oh.

I was like, you guys finding it stressful? They're like, yeah, it's like sort of the one thing we've been fighting about. I was like, oh yeah. Who's the driver? Jared. Jared. Right.

Yeah, he'd be the driver. Not Dr. Shawnee, he's too whimsical. Yeah, yeah. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, I totally know what you mean. When you said they've been driving, I was hoping it was Jared all along. Yeah, yeah, it's gotta be Jared. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel know what you mean. When you said they've been driving, I was hoping it was Gerrit all along. Yeah, yeah, it's gotta be Gerrit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like if we went driving in Europe, you'd be our driver. I'd drive. Yep. No way, it would be me. I'd be in the passenger seat. No.

I'm super good. You're a woman, you've gotta be in the back seat. I'm maniacal, you're right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'd be like, what's happening? And then that'd be in the diary at the end of the day, Vaughan still won't let me drive. Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bloody chauvinist. Play ZM's Fletch-Born and Hayley. I took so much of that away overseas and I had to abandon it with my mother. Your dermavine motion. Dermavine, yeah. Yeah, right, well.

As a dry human being, I stand by the dermavine. Keeps me moist. Now, welcome Georgia, welcome to the conversation because something odd is happening and it's nice to have another woman in the room. You bless you, child. Thank you. Please turn your microphone off next time.

Yeah, actually, he's been incredibly unprofessional today. Sloppy after a couple of weeks holiday. Sloppy Joe. Sloppy Joe. Ain't nothing wrong with a sloppy Joe. Ain't nothing wrong with a sloppy Joe. Now, I don't know. Yeah, why'd you make it sound like that?

Why'd you say it like that, Georgia? Don't come in here and bring your film. This is a humble, wholesome family show. Now, I know. Why'd you say it like that? Yeah, why'd you make it sound like that? Why'd you say it like that, Georgia? Don't come in here and bring your film. This is a humble, wholesome family show. Now I know, I'm gonna say something, everyone's gonna say it's peri menopause, and I'll tell you quite kindly to get lost. It's actually peri peri chicken. Yum!

My favorite peri. Do you know, recently- No, peri the platypus from Finesse and Food. And then Katy Perry. No, she's so low down the list. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Matthew Perry's number one. Matthew Perry's Katy Perry. No, she's so low down in the list. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Matthew Perry's number one.

For God's sake, she's number one. Matthew Perry. Matthew Perry's not about Perry Perry chicken. Or Perry the Platypus. No, it would go Perry Perry chicken for me, Matthew Perry. Matthew Perry. Don't know the platypus. Katy Perry's not third.

No, it should be there, because I like firework. What about the editor of the Daily Planet? Perry White. What? What's that? No, that's a fictional character. Don't be stupid.

Wait a minute. We're not including fictional characters. No. I was thinking we were just doing a Perry list. Oh, no. I think all Perrys are welcome. Anyway, you've got Perry Menopause. I don't.

How do you? Perry Menopause is at the bottom of everybody's favorite Perry list. Right. You've got Matthew Perry at anybody. I don't have a Perry Menopause. I don't. I'm in my early thirties. Okay. How do you? Perimenopause is at the bottom of everybody's favourite period list. Right, you've got Matthew Perry and anybody that ensures it. I don't have Matthew Perry menopause. I don't. I'm in my early 30s. Okay.

For another couple of months. You describe the, what do you call it, conditions and Vaughan and I will tell you if you've got Matthew Perry menopause. Okay. I don't know what's happened, but since, like in the last couple of weeks... Sorry, could you just put this into chat GPT? Because it's overtaking doctors. Dude, I just I need a list of everything, every person, character or thing with Peri in the title. And it's stepped up and knocked it out of the park. OK, some surprising Peri's in there.

Well, had us with a couple just quickly. Peri, Peri wouldn't be in there because it's like Peti, you know? Yeah, Peri Mason. Are we including Peti Weep know? Yeah, P-E-R-I. Perry Mason. Are we including Petty Weepoo? Yes! We'll need to open up to Petty Weepoo. Okay. Weepoo menopause. Petty, Petty and Perrys are all welcome.

Okay. Great. What am I putting in? Okay, symptoms. What I've noticed is, and I said this to Karwan in the bathroom yesterday, is we're having a girly trip to the toilet. I have to go with either Karwan or Shannon, I can't go alone. It's just the way. How old are you? 35. Good. Just say that my 30s are okay. I've got another couple of months until I'm 36 and then I click over to mid-30s. Okay. Put in a bit much. I have symptoms. Diagnose me. I'm a 35 year old female. Yeah. And recently I've noticed.

Recently? That despite using the same deodorant. Oh! I have used for many years. Yeah. My armpits are unstoppably wet. No, okay, I've got a theory on this. Your body just works out deodorant.

No. And you need to switch brands. No, I've switched brands. So I was using, are you always going to mention? This is Peri-Manipools. This is Matthew Peri-Manipools. It's not Matthew Peri-Manipools. It's just Pitti Weeper-Pools.

Well, how do you have it? The same problem. I'm Manipools. I've got wet, it's wet, it's not smelly. No, it's un- I stoppably wet. Why am I so wet? I'm so wet.

So I've changed my deodorant, and then I tried a different deodorant yesterday, and then I came to work and I put on show deodorant, so I've got a roll-on and a spray, ball and aerosol. Right? I've been double dipping too, I've been doing ball and aerosol. Yeah and they're wet, they're wet now. They've been wet since this morning. Oh no, what's happening?

Do you want to put your finger in there? No! It's wet. Absolutely not. You've got wet patches. No, you've got a patch. I know. I've got a patch. But it got a wet. George, you don't. You've got wet patches. No, you've got a patch. I know, I know. I've got a patch.

But it's hot, it feels hot in here. No. It's not when I'm hot, I wake up and my pits are wet. And then I put on double deodorant and they're wet. Dr. GPT said. I recently have a noseache, very wet, but not smelly armpits. I use antiperspirant.

Yeah. And it's not smell, it's just wet. Okay, no odor. No odor. I put no odor. No odor. No additional odor. Very wet, but not smelly armpits just wet. Okay, no odor. I put that, I put no odor. No odor, no odor. Very wet but not smelly armpits. I use antiperspirant.

Any other symptoms? Sometimes. Nope. Okay, yeah, she's got a headache. She's got a headache today. I do have a headache today. I do have a headache today, put that in. But an incredibly regular period now. Okay, let's just put that for a start.

Okay, let's see what the doctor GPT says. Symptom summary, excessive armpit sweating but not smelly, using antiperspirant, multiple kinds, no notice of older, older 35 year old female, possible diagnosis, primary auxiliary hyperhidrosis. An Oxford. It sounds like primary focal hyperhidrosis,

specifically auxiliary under the armpits. It's a benign condition where the body produces excessive sweat without a clear trigger like heat or exercise. Is there an oxcord in my armpits? I had no idea. Unibus starts in teens to thirties, not linked to smell, can be stubborn even with strong antiperspirants,

often symmetrical, so it will be both armpits. Yes, it's symmetrical, equal wetness, left and right. Yeah. Well, what does it say to fix any ideas on treatment? So a lot of people texting in, get Botox to paralyze the sweat glands, but I'm more of a get to the core of the issue person, unless it's in my forehead in which case yes.

Botox, Botox, Botox. Right, but this is a common problem. Clinical strength, anti-perspirant. No, I use Mitcham clinical strength. You need this, this is the bee's knees. No, I hate Rexona, I don't like that one. I use the Mitcham version of that clinical strength. I love Rexona, but they've been canceling their advertising.

It's amazing, this is amazing. I actually have two cans of Rexona on the go. You do, don't you? But I've put, so after Lays of Me, every time I smell that, I think I'm gonna get it, I smell it, I'd be like, it would remind me of you every time I put it on. Oh, that's cute. Not in a romantic way.

Stop being so gay. Now, Jesus, you two, just get a little gay room together, okay? I used Mitcham and then I put Dove on top and then I even did a triple with Rexona. I think you're doing too much deodorant here. But it's a wet flesh. But I have heard the Botox thing before,

sweaty armpit people do this a lot. I know, but that's if you're an excessive sweater, but I'm not, it's just wet pats. I was and then stopped and now I'm back, but it is hot in here, right? I don't know. I know, but the heat doesn't change it. I feel the studio's just like a stuffy environment.

I'm hot too, but we did just demolish a whole block of chocolate between the three of us. At least it's not peri-peri chicken paws. I hope it's not Luke Peri paw. Imagine if you, when you sweat, it smelled like peri-peri chicken. That'd be all right. You wanna lick my wet armpits.

I think people would really fuck you. Peri-peri wet armpits. Yeah. Well the mystery continues. Curamos be damned, I smell like delicious chicken. George is up next. Sorry about that George, we had a bit of a weird show. Nah guys, it's good, it's a great way to end.

Smellin' like a KFC. Ladies and gentlemen, Georgia... It's Nando's, you silly Billy. No, I'm saying she's the cheap version. I'm the cheap version. Oh, another one in the bag. It's a Versace bag as well. If you enjoyed that give us a rating and review and be sure to tell your mates.

You don't sound sincere there boy. I'm just reading what's written here. Play ZM's Fletchborne and Hayley.