ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - June 11th 2025

Episode Date: June 10, 2025

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From the ZM Podcast Network, this is Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley's big pod. Thanks to Animates, making happy happen for pets. ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Thanks, Brennifu, Rudkin. Good morning. Welcome to the show, Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. I've had a great week, you know. Well, it's only literally just Wednesday. Well, you think it's all going to turn to shit now that I've said that? Well, you've jinked it only literally just Wednesday. What, you think it's all gonna turn to shit now that I've said that?

Well you've jinked, I'm just saying you could have jinked it. Oh, no, just grateful to be alive. Okay, well your chance to win cash this morning at eight o'clock again with our international ATM. Vaughan, you've got the top six on the way. Yeah, top six ways to tell that your meat's been printed. Like 3D printed but not plastic, but not plastic, but meat.

Yeah, but meat. This is a thing. Apparently. Yeah, there was the Osaka Expo in Japan, and you know, where they sort of show off all their goods and creations. Yeah. I saw this and one of them was 3D printed.

Meat. What do they like? Mince up meat and put it in a tube and then print it. Isn't it like protein product? It's not even meat. It's not even meat. It's not meat. It's fake meat. It's lab meat. This is what we're gonna be eating when we live in underground fallout shelters. Yeah. Legitimately, yeah. It's the future of protein. Really? Crickets, you know like bugs. Oh yeah. And 3D printed meat. I've had deep fried crickets.

Yeah, they're quite yummy. Cricket flour. Yeah, okay. With the top six soon, but next on the show, quite a concerning story for you. Yeah, that's right. I saw a headline and I was like, oh yeah, I've seen something similar to that, but turns out I misread the headline gravely and we need to address it. There's some terrible news.

Terrible news for wine lovers like myself. And women. And women, like myself.. Terrible news for wine lovers like myself. And women. And women like myself. Play ZM's Flashborn and Hayley. Let's have a little laugh and then let's get serious. Okay. I'm really going to ride the tone of this break here because yeah, I've read it and it's a lot.

So I, you know, every night we go looking for things to talk about the next day and we have a little look around the internet and find interesting things that we think that you, the listener, will enjoy. Okay. I saw a headline and I thought, oh yeah, that seems sort of, you know, about right. Classic headline,

why women should drink no more than six glasses of wine per. And I was like, weak, you know, I'll add that in. And I opened it up again this morning to share it and it's actually a year. Why women should drink no more than six, sorry, six glasses of wine. A year? A year.

Not a month, not a week. Certainly not a day. So what is their reasoning? Did you say raiseling? Oh, with a spicy. How many are men allowed? I'll go with raiseling with a spicy. So the main reason is, you know,

alcohol is a known carcinogen, meaning it increases your risk of cancers. Particularly alcohol increases women's risk of breast cancer. Right. And here's where I'm gonna switch the tone. If you drink more than two bottles of wine per week, and I'll say, this is me. Is it drink more than two bottles of wine per week, and I'll say, this is me.

Is it? More than two bottles of wine a week. Yeah. Absolutely. Okay, wow, all right. Okay, we'll just pause on that. Increases breast cancer by 27%. Chances of breast cancer by 27%. Okay, that's serious.

Here's the serious bit. 14 in 100 women who drink this amount may develop breast cancer versus 11 in 100 non-drinkers. So there's an increase. 14 units, if we just take wine out of it, 14 units of alcohol per week, 14 units, copy. Raises- That's 14 standard drinks? Standard drinks.

So even when we're pouring ourselves a glass of wine at home, that's not a standard pour. 13 units, copy. Raises- That's 14 standard drinks? Standard drinks. Yep, okay. So even when we're pouring ourselves a glass of wine at home, that's not a standard pour. It's a good pour. Certainly not in the Sprout House. It's an RSA pour. Raises risk by 22%. One drink daily increases risk.

This is just for women. Increases risk by 15%. Wow. This is all just of breast cancer. Only drinking on the weekends. If you're like, no, this is not a massive problem for me. I only drink on the weekends when I socialise. If you say over the course of a weekend, you have eight drinks over the course of a weekend,

let's just say. Yep. I could say that I'll meet that and surpass it. Increases your risk by 24%. Wow. Okay. These are alarming numbers. One drink a few times a week, say three

times weekly, you say on a Tuesday, a Friday and a Sunday, raises breast cancer risk by 9%. One drink, so one glass of wine, standard pour, a week, still increases your risk by 3%. The general vibe of this is you can't drink alcohol without increasing your risk of breast cancer. Wow that's insane. Meme can develop breast cancer obviously though it's rare 0.01% lifetime risk is just a bog standard fella. We've got the prostate that is literally a time bomb. Yeah that's a ticking time bomb. I don't have prostate stats, but you imagine that align. Yeah. So? So take that into account.

Next time you're pouring out, maybe just pour a sparkling water and have a slice of lemon. Mitigating risks, some suggestions, plan your drinking. So sort of set out these are the occasions in which I plan to drink, the rest of it. Have dry days, avoid smoking and drinking together. Choose lower calorie drinks, eat a healthy diet, protest, sleep and exercise regularly.

I mean we know all these things don't we? And yet it still hurts to hear it. It does. Mmm. Play ZM's Flesh, Vaughan and Hayley. So yesterday Apple announcing a whole bunch of iOS 26 features. Every time you say iOS I think you're gonna say Ayahuasca. Me too.

Ayahuasca. Apple's releasing their own sort of brand of ayahuasca. We should do an ayahuasca weekend. I think we've really learned a lot. No, isn't that horrendous? No, absolutely not. We've really learned a lot about ourselves. I know, but you have to go through that whole period

where you're crying and vomiting. Yeah, I don't like- For clarity. Well, I call that a Tuesday these days, but. I might as well make it official. I don't like not being in control. Yeah, I know, but that's why you need to do an I Ask a Weekend. To release. Actually I feel like someone like yourself, Fletch, could benefit from it.

We'll play that. Well, do you reckon I'd be less wound up? Yeah, and less sort of emotionally stagnant, you know what I mean? Who might unlock? Who might unlock? A guru would. You just mean emotionally chill? Chill or deeply blocked. Right, okay. Well, either way, Apple have released some features of iOS 26. This will come out with the new iPhones at the end of the year in October.

What's that, 17? Yeah, no, iOS... No, no, no, the phone. iPhone 17. Oh yeah, whatever they're up to. Is that what it is? Yeah, 16 at the moment, yeah. Yeah, 16 then 17. But one of it is? Yeah, yeah, 16 at the moment, yeah. Yeah, 16 and then 17. But one of the features they have announced

has got people excited, although we will say that apparently Google Pixel phones, I don't know anybody with a Google Pixel, they've been able to do this, and maybe some Android phones with apps have been able to do this. Call screening, which means if you get a spam call or a call from someone you don't wanna talk to,

it will basically screen it in the background and then use AI to, I guess, summarise it and then you can decide if you wanna. How does it screen it? I got a voicemail yesterday, it's the first time I've been looking at my phone as I've left a voicemail and you see what they're saying pop up.

Hey Vaughan, it's so and so from, yeah. So it won't ring your iPhone if you've got call screening on unless it determines that that call is not a telemarketer or a spam message and then it will put it through. Right. So it uses AI. So if I was calling you and you had this on,

it would say, this is Carl Fletcher's phone, please state your name and the reason for calling. Maybe, yeah. It's Haley, I'm calling to be like, ooze, come get a drink. And maybe because you're a favourite or a contact, it would maybe let it go through straight away as well. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

You'd probably be able to set that up. But if I wasn't, if I was on a random number. Oh thank God, I get random number calls all the time and I'm like, what haven't I paid? You know what I mean? Like who needs what from me? It should also in the background, frantically Google what that number is.

That would be good AI while it's ringing it. Cause you know, if they've emailed you, excuse me, if they've emailed you and they're ringing from that number and say, it might be, or maybe, Steve. So there are some screenshots from how Google's call screening assistant works, and basically it'll come up on your phone and say, there's a call from John, and then AI will say,

hi, I'm Google Virtual Assistant on a recorded line. The person you're trying to reach wants me to check if this is urgent and then the person says yes it is and then they will then send a message to you and you can be like okay put the call through. Put it through. It's pretty amazing like the screenshots and to see it work. I feel a bit gassed I just for fun Googled my phone number and it comes up with me and stuff about me. Really? Okay.

Yeah. Well that's some... I might get that. I know what it is. I might get that. Okay, yeah. Get that sorted. Get that taken off the internet.

But I mean, let's be honest, telemarketers all have our numbers and this is why people are excited about this feature. Oh yeah, totally. You know, we're gonna be able to use it and... Hi, I'm calling from you, like the moment you hear it, I go, oh. Can you take me off the database?

They're like, let me just ask you a few more questions. No. No. No. Delete me. Play. ZM. Fletchvorn and Hayley.

From the Fletchvorn and Hayley group chat, this is the top six. Number two on the list was the last one I wrote. It felt rushed. Just a heads up. Okay. I've just written half of it and then just slammed a whole lot of keys.

I hope I remember the last bit. Top six signs your meat was 3D printed is today's top six. The Osaka Expo for Future Foods and Tech Innovations has happened and one of the big things is the future of meat. Wildly going to be effectively 3D printed protein. Made out of what? Bugs and plant protein? Yeah, just proteins. Does it still have good protein?

Like is that what it's mostly made of? Protein, yeah. Like a banana flavoured or strawberry or chocolate. One of the other things was multicoloured regenerated rice. It will be green, yellow and red. Floury pink. We could get floury pink rice. You can get kind of whatever.

So it's rice, vegetables, meat and eggs are frozen then crushed into a powder and the powder is reshaped into rice grains for easy consumption. So it's rice, vegetables, meat and eggs are frozen then crushed into a powder and the powder is reshaped into rice grains for easy consumption. So it's just like those, remember when you were a kid and all the future shows were talking about like the pill. Yeah. The meal pill, you'd eat it and you'd be happy. Yeah.

So they're gonna have flavoured rice. They might be like salad rice, but they could also be like fried rice. It could just be the flavour is in the rice. Oh, I'm not gonna get a salad flavoured rice. I'm gonna get a chocolate flavoured. Yum rice. Yeah, yum rice.

Fried chicken flavoured. Dumpling flavoured rice. So the Osaka Healthcare Pavilion also presented the Consortium for Future Innovation by Cultured Meat. It's commercialising technology that cultivates muscle and fat cells, harvested from wagyu beef, and processes them into 3D meat. Yeah, I know.

It's just just have a Wagyu, you know. Do you know what I mean? Shoot a cow and eat it. Sorry to our vegan listeners. That was a moment. No, I just felt aggressive. I felt aggressive. It was. So I've got the top six signs your meat was 3D printed, because this is the future of meat.

Number six on the list your Chicken drumsticks look like they're from Minecraft Ch-ch-ch-chicken Steve's chicken. Yeah, it's tasty as hell You heard the jack-box Actually a really good movie the Minecraft movie I've watched it a bit of a brain mount, you know, every now and then you go to that hankering to watch like Billy Madison or Happy Gilmore

or one of those 90s classics. Yeah. I don't know. I'd give it a watch. Kind of Will Ferrell classic. Yeah, dude. Yeah, totally. Steve Rose, yeah.

It's got big Will Ferrell energy. Yeah. Number five on the list of the top six signs your meat was 3D printed. All the meat just looks like schnitzel because they print so flat because it has to go through the paper thing Yeah, it's too thick. It'll cause a jam. So you can't get a nice thick sirloin. No, you gotta go It's gonna be a snitty. I thought everything looks snitty I number four on the list of the top six signs your mate was 3d printed the meats just gray because they're red inks out

Because you think that's the best the ink you're gonna be using the most What's the color? Magenta! Is that right? Yeah, how gonna be using the most. What's the red? What's the color? Magenta! Is that right? How many times are we gonna have to go to bloody warehouse stationery to get a bloody meat top up? I print four pages at home and I'm already replacing the ink. You know what I mean? It's ridiculous. Number three on the list of the top six signs. Your meat was 3D printed. You think you're having risoles, but it's just the misprints that mum screwed up and left on the bench. Risoles.

Look at that, it looks like a risole. Yeah, if that was meat, it would look like a risole. You wouldn't want to waste it, would you? No, you wouldn't. You wouldn't put it into the dogs if you're not gonna eat it. Put it in a stir fry. Yeah.

Number two on the list of the top six signs, your meat was 3D printed. You might remember this is one of rushed. I'm actually feeling quite confident about it now. Your mum doesn't kick your ass for not getting the chicken out to defrost. She kicks your ass for not pressing print on the 3D printer to print the chicken.

Yeah, that's great. That was good. You should believe in yourself. You said it all the time. I just didn't have time to finish it. It was all how to pay if mum rolled up in the driveway and you hadn't peeled the potato. Literally messaging my daughter now

asking you to get mints out, cause I forgot. I am. Can you please? That was the worst. So you'd be watching TV, you hear the car pull up. And what was it about the sound of the car that made you remember that you'd failed all of your tasks?

Put such a fire under you, eh? You get mints, I'm probably gonna take care of this off here. Yeah, yeah, I reckon take care of it off here. Seems like an off here thing. Can you tell her that Fletcher and Hayley say hi? I will, yes, certainly will. And number one on the list of the top six signs your meat was 3D printed.

Your eye-fillet is obviously an eye-fillet because it's got its name printed on it. Except they spout steak S-T-A-K-E. I guess you could say that's a high-stake steak spelling mistake. Mistake. Yeah. That's good. High-stakes.

Wait, that wasn't a hun, was it? I thought about it and I don't think it was a pun. I think it's a play on words. It's a play on words. It's a high stake because I feel it's a very expensive stake. So there's your high stakes. It's a high stakes stake, spell a mistake. Listen, so we'll know there is a ban on puns

during the top six until the end of August. It really feels like it's made my job a lot harder than it used to be. Don't push it. It's keeping you on your toes. Yeah, don't push it unless you want to go to September. And I know how much you love puns during September 11. I do love pun-tember.

September 11 is one of my favourite pun-tastic dates. Yeah, I know it is. Can't think of it off the top of my head. Yeah, I was like, is he going to do it? I know, I left space for him to have the audacity to do it. I saw a post on Facebook just before that was going crazy and it was like, coming this September, our little terrorist.

And the due date was September 11th and these people were doing like a... Shut up. I'm not kidding. I'll see if I can find it again. It was like, coming this September, our little terrorist. And... Oh my God.

Oh. Cause their due date was September 11th. I mean, it's making me laugh. I know it really made me laugh, it was dark. It shouldn't be. Dark, dark, dark. That is today's stop sign. Play ZM's Fleshborne and Hayley.

Play ZM's Fleshborne and Hayley. Often we'll be hanging out in the studio in between songs or before the show and Shannon will be like, hey guys, and you know what's coming next. It's just the tone she uses. Hey guys, she's really excited. No, this is alien.

This is alien news. Yeah, I always thought it was about aliens. This is what we use for alien news. We need some kind of conspiracy music. Like, like, ooh. It's also, X-Files was a lot of conspiracy. Yeah, it was, but we've, we use that. It needs to be like, ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding. Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding who's saying, hey guys, have you heard, is a conspiracy theory from Shannon, and we thought we'd start to share them with you,

the lovely listener, so that you get to hear what we hear. Yeah, absolute nonsense. And you make up your own mind. Producer Shannon. Ooh. Who does believe that is a Katy Perry is JonBenet Ramsey. JonBenet Ramsey. When I say I believe, I subscribe to the idea.

I don't, I'm not there 100%, I just buy in a little bit. What are some of the other conspiracies that you believe in? Well, again, I don't. What's the, hang on. I just had to mute it during, oh dude, it's as loud as it goes. Oh really?

It's up to you to bring it up. With man landing on the moon, I will say there was just a lot of weird things that happened. That's right, she doesn't believe in the moon landing. I'm not saying, I'm just saying I subscribe to the idea that I think we should question what. Right, okay. I think the crosshairs was weird

and there's no wind on the moon. I just want everybody to know I've canceled YouTube premiums so there's gonna be some ads. Oh, Vaughan, why did you cancel YouTube premiums? Well, I should do it then. Sometimes do tough times. Recession indicator. Recession indicator.

Recession indicator. You can even, the lipstick sales go up and Vaughan Cuts Google subscription. Okay. Well, that's right. So Shannon, what have you? That's not bad. It's not bad. It's Bridgerton.

Yeah, it's a little Bridgerton. Yeah, it's kind of a little Bridgerton feel. We'll work on it. So Shannon, what news story would you like to... News story? Yeah, I was holding up air quotes. So you've heard of the dark web, I assume? Yes.

So on the dark web at the moment, someone has been selling blood covered shoes. Which is crazy, right? So someone called Shiloh on TikTok, He's a WWE performer. They're not actors, they're actually wrestlers. They're performers. No, they're fighters. Actually athletes. This guy called Shiloh bought these blood covered shoes to see are they real, are they what's happening.

And he got Luminol, you know the like, this is blood spray. Yeah. And he- They use it on all the CSI and crime shows. He got legit Luminol and they were blood. And he confirmed it was human blood on these shoes. And everyone's like, this is crazy.

With the shoes came a VHS tape. Now, who owns a VHS player these days? No one. So Shiloh, WWE King, has to now buy a VHS player and this has taken weeks to come out he had to buy the Luminol, the VHS, he's finally played the tape and I've been waiting with baited breath and he played the clip and it's like old women kind of talking about nothing and then there's blank spots where people's names go in and what they think is the case is every person who buys these shoes gets added to the video

clip and now you're a part of these shoes whose blood is it? Maybe the old woman's. So do you add blood to the shoes and then put them up for sale again? No well he's just bought them and he's got them they're a pair of cowboy boots they're kind of nice. Cowboy boots? I've been on the lookout for a nice pair of vintage cowboy boots yeah the suede is ruined I will say I'm holding it up for you guys the suede is ruined you always get the spray when they upsell you the spray it's my second day in my new suede shoes and I haven't done the spray

if you're buying spray I will say I just clicked on a video to show you what they look like and the headline is the shoes are fake um So that doesn't really... So see this is what... yeah. So you wasted our time. No, no, because what I love with your conspiracy theories is you read one article and off she goes. There's no more...

And then you just search on the internet until you find some supporting... Yeah, yeah, I love that. Yeah, that's what I do. And then you say, I'm just subscribing to the theory. It's not that I believe it, It's just I'm subscribing to the theory Oh, I just found some kid shoes that someone bought and they've got blood all over them But whose blood is it? This isn't on that these other people buying shoes that have got blood on them. Yeah. Yeah, it's a whole part of the dark web

Old shoes that I wear anymore you could just cover them in blood Well, I am and I said before I was asking my daughter to get the mints out of the frost. So I'm figuring we keep the mints in the tracer and put it on there. And then sell them and make some money. As I said, I'm gonna cancel YouTube premium. Recess an indicator, we're putting blood on our shoes

and selling them on the dark web. I mean, let's be honest, it's not the worst thing on the dark web, is it? Yeah, that, I've been wearing woman's panties to the gym and they are going hot, hot, hot. Yeah, you've been selling those on the dark web. My sweaty and smelly balls-arse area is really starting to make some money. I think I might even get YouTube Premium back.

What recession, eh? What recession? Silly little pole, silly little pole. It is so silly, silly, silly that the silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole. Bloody love a roast, me. Me too. Bloody love it. How do you go with a leg of lamb, Vaughan? How do I go?

Yeah, cooking it, roasting one. I don't know, I'm in two minds because- Very good. I really enjoy it, like medium rare rare, medium rare, which you can do, but there's something about- Why did you ask this? I've been craving lamb recently. Yeah, but don't, go on for like 10 minutes.

Then you've gotta carve it off the bone. Give him this. But then if you can keep it moist, and like cook it till it's more well done, it falls off the bone. Well sloppy. And it just melts and it does that fat run through it. We're not talking meats today.

Today, the poll, the best. The ultimate roast veg. Yeah, the ultimate roast veg. It's kumara for me. Yeah, same. Do you know what it should be? And then pumpkin. Pumpkin.

And then pumpkin. You go kumara and then pumpkin. I go kumara, pumpkin. Potato. Potato And then pumpkin. And then pumpkin. You go kumara and then pumpkin. I go kumara, pumpkin. Potato. Potato and then like carrot or Brussels. Yeah. What about whole garlic? Yeah, whole garlic.

I always chuck a whole bulb of garlic in the roast. Whole onion as well. Yeah, dude. Always do a whole onion. And they go like that. If you cut them a certain way as they cook, they do that blooming onion thing. But nice.

That falls into other. Not ultimate. Garlic. It's kumara, and then pumpkin. Did you say kumara and pumpkin? Kumara. Kumara. That's how I've always said it.

C-O-O-M-R-A. Yeah, kumara. Kumara, and then pumpkin. But it's gonna have a slathering of gravy. Delicious. Yeah, and like spices and herbs and salt. If you do it right, it's gonna be seasoned well enough during the cook.

And then it just needs a drizzle of gravy. A drizzle. Who's this guy? Let's have a roast. Let's have a roast. At my house with the fire on. I would love to cook using your stove. I've got a gas burner. Six. Wow, must be nice.

We're not gonna be using that though. You've got a nice wide 900. I've got a 900. Why? That's two roasts and then you're just side using that though. You got a nice wide 900. I got a 900. Yeah, she got a 900. Wide, that's two roasts, then she's side by side on both layers. Are you kidding me? Such a wide one, I've only got a 600 oven. Yeah, I know, embarrassing, eh. And then by the time it's taken, I've got a 600.

Do you have a 600? Embarrassing, eh. I had petitioned for a 900, but 900 was vetoed. Oh, guys. Oh, well I'm gonna get two 600s. I'm gonna get no my heart am I for a roast. Next time. Well, the results.

I actually just want a Colerange. of mind for a roast. Next time. Well, the results. I actually just want a Colerange. The ultimate roast veggie. Potato wins. Potato suck. It's so basic. Get a personality. Get a personality.

But yeah. They're yum. I love a tate. But also, how often have kumara been so expensive you can't buy them? Yeah. But not for a while. Also, people don't do the kumara right. Because I'm a kumara boy.

Kumara's gotta be top. But you gotta do it right. Well, how do't do the kumara right, because I'm a kumara boy, kumara's gotta be top. But you gotta do it right. Well how do you do it right? Well you can't let it go too soggy. But wait, are you going purple or golden? I love when they go soggy though. I kind of love when they go soggy. I love when the goldens go soggy,

the purples hold their form a bit more. I like to do a mixture. Yeah. So I'll do a kumara, cause I'll eat golden, and you can kind of, you don't have to do too much with that. You gotta be, you gotta work on the purple. on I will say your dagerville showing yeah I know thank you your dad I come from the land of Kuma Kuma from the land of Kuma I come from the land of Kuma potato 59% Kuma to second at 33 pumpkin at 7

or pumpkin eyes do it yeah cuz I used to say it when I was a kid. You don't put it in the second P. Yeah, pumpkin. And you almost say the M and N. Onion. And put a G in the onion. What did people say? Other. Got 2%.

Really? So there's your pass marks and your Yams. Mandy says, I've hovered my finger up and down many times and still can't choose. The answer has to be all of them because you couldn't just say one. Yeah, fair call. Potato hands down then followed by onion and Brussels sprouts,

said Dan. A charred Brussels sprout is delish. Yeah, fair call. Potato hands down then followed by onion and Brussels sprouts. Said Dan. A charred Brussels sprout is delish. Yeah. But that's almost a, Yeah, that's a charred. That's a roast, it's almost like a grill. Yeah, it's a grill. It's a grilled Brussels sprout.

Your girl Ali says, cause I'm on a diet where I can only eat kumara and no other veggies. Is that cause it's got something special about that, eh? Kumara's also very low FODMAP. I wonder if it's like a tummy settling down very low like not a very irritating right I love you know what I love cold roasted kumara in a salad yeah cubes of it yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yum oh man yeah they go soft though, eh?

Quite soft. If you do it right, yeah. They'll be soft on the inside. They're like the vegetable version of a big fat hoo grub. My partner does the best twice cooked duck fat potatoes, said Sarah. Oh, we certainly must be invited around for a roast.

For a twice duck fat potatoes. But you're not doing that on a Sunday. Do you know what I mean? That's a special occasion with your duck fat. Yeah. Actually, I've got some, is it goose fat? Goose. Yeah. I've got, actually, I've got some, is it goose fat? Goose fat?

You got goose fat? Oh, I've got some other fat in my freezer at the moment. Really? Some other poultry fat? It could be dark. Why do you have so many animal fats? Geese do have a lot of fat, but it's probably duck. It's probably duck.

Parsnip all the way, said Emma. Interesting. I don't mind a parsnip and a rice. Yeah, it's not like number one though, is it? No, I'll grab one, but I'm not into it. It's like just a token in there, in the pan. To mix it. Mackenzie said a carrot, you can't beat a roast carrot,

you simply shunt and you don't try to convince me otherwise. Yum, but not toppy carrots though. Like a sweet roast carrot, or a sweet grilled carrot with the brussels. With the honey drizzle. Oh, you know, Jordan. Where are those honey drizzle carrots? Where are those honey drizzle carrots? Where are those honey drizzle carrots?

Fifth Street did a honey drizzle. Yeah, not anymore. New menu, babes. Hey, babes. Hey, look over there. Yes. I think we're fine with it. They actually had a all new menu and we got it.

We got we got basically all of it. Tell you what, that prawn and scallop toast. Oh, just a moment. It was on brioche, babes. He's upset. He's upset. Carry on Bourne carry on. That's good stuff. Anyone not saying Kumara is wrong and should have their citizenship revoked says Sophie. Totally agree. I was actually surprised by how much Potato won. Yeah. Do you know what? Kerry our next respondee nails it. She's like, do you know what dad says parsnip?

You've all forgotten the humble beetroot. Beetroot roasts really well. Beetroot, honey drizzle beetroot. You're not using it for carrot. Yes, but not on a Sunday roast. Everything's a good thing. In a salad. With some feta.

Or to roast pre-humus. A pre-humus. If you are making beetroot humus and you're not pre-roasting it, shame on you. You're missing out on a trick here. And Jen says it's got to be garlic. Yeah yum. I love a big bowl of garlic in the roast.

Well now I guess we've all just got to have a roast this weekend. Yum! I am. Play ZM's FletchBorn and Hayley. Play ZM's FletchBorn and Hayley. Stum it across some inspiration online. An article about nicknames that people are giving their partners, but we want to broaden your horizons this morning.

Just talk about unhinged nicknames full stop. That you've been given. Yeah. You always meet at Toucans or a... Yeah, old scrumpy hands. Yeah, Toucans because they had two, Toucans, we had Toucans Collins. That was Luke, he drank Toucans of beer. Fam famously at a party, two cans and got a little carried away.

Well when he was like young. Yeah, he definitely had more as well, but everyone's just called him two cans. And so now he's like what, in his 30s? Nah, he's lucky now. We changed it, he's had many nicknames. Oh right, okay. Yeah, now we call him Lucky. That's the thing, some people can't shake their nickname from like when they were a teenager.

The best is when you've got a bad nickname and you're like, I don't really like it, and it's one of the ones your mum's like, please get them to stop calling you that. But you can't shake it, so you try to introduce your own nickname. No, that's, no. And that never flies.

Also when people, yeah, no, it's not good. No. I don't have an unhinged one at all, Spraly. How else? There's nothing. Yeah, I've never had like a wild- Nothing from a big embarrassing night. I've never done anything that's led to a nickname.

Oh, a lot of people in my best friend's life call me and her a nickname together, the Piss Sisters. Well, you kind of brought that on yourself with my memory. Yeah, because at her wedding I told lots of stories about when I used to wet the bed and peel over her or when I used to wet my pants at school and she'd wet hers so that we were... In solidarity. In solidarity so that we were going through the same thing together at the same time.

And so everyone for years in her life calls us the Piss Sisters. Which is something that she would love to not be around anymore but... Well maybe it's a nickname your partner gave you and it's one of those nicknames that's maybe not that great, maybe it is unhinged. I love Amy Eagle Tegel Chicken. Someone just texted us because my last name is Eagle. Her last name is Eagle and they call her Amy Eagle Tegel Chicken. I just call her Tegs, Tegel, Tegel, Tegel, Tegel, Tegel, Tegel, Tegel, Tegel, Tegel,

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That's because of the ears, yeah? Big ears. Yeah, yeah. Well, 0800 dials it in. We want to take calls this morning. And if you want to do this anonymously, you can just text as well. 9696.

I reckon we'll get ones we can't read out. Yeah. Do you reckon that one about the wheelchair is one of them? Yeah I think the wheelchair user is probably one of them I don't think we'll say that out loud. No I don't think we will. So 0800 Dials.com call us now text through 9696. Do you have an unhinged nickname and why? Vaughn some messages coming in that are your jaws on the floor for some of these. When I was young my Gran called me Pooey Dick. Obviously not knowing what it was like. I'm a girl and my name is Wendy.

Oh here's my little Pooey Dick. My Gran used to be like, haven't you got a lovely black puss? What? She'd always say it and she'd never call them a Gant. Oh my God, Bourne, I was like, why are you saying this? I mean, that pussy. Erin's mum used to do that. A pussy cat or a cat?

We don't stop on pussy anymore now. That was Erin's mum all the time. Read it, rest in peace. That cat would come in from the rain. A big wet. Look at this wet pussy. Well, people are sharing online their unhinged nicknames and we are asking you to do the same this morning.

Shout out to Minji. Yeah, I always love hearing from Minji. My workmate name is, workmate's name is called Minji, was given his name because he came to work and had a little goatee. And one of the older workmates came in and saw him and was like,

why have you got a little Minji on your chin, Minji? Brilliant, shave it off, name stays. Keri, you, this is a work nickname. Good morning. Yes, it is. Hello. Good morning. What's your nickname? Okay, so I am a truck driver. I drive the rubbish truck.

Oh! Can we come with you one day, Keri? Wait, wait, wait. Is it one of the rubbish truck with the arms? The robot arm? Yes. Oh, can we come with you one day, Kerry? Wait, wait, wait, is it one of the robots trunk with the arms? The robot arm? Yes. Oh, yes, Kerry. That's so cool.

Can we come with you one day? Oh, hey, you're more than welcome. Come on down. What city are you in? New Plymouth. Oh my God, we love New Plymouth. Look, when you're driving around New Plymouth and your robot arm's automatically picking up trash,

does it occasionally pick up people? Because it can't tell the difference. Okay, you. Only if we don't like them, yeah. Have you ever had a rubbish truck catch on fire? Everyone leaves their batteries in the bin. That's right. It does happen. Thankfully, it never happened to me.

But yeah, I don't know a couple of my workmates that has happened. So yeah. Wow. Do you just dump it on the road when that happens? Do you? Pretty much. Yeah. So our protocol is just to find a quiet, colder sack or if we can make it back to our yard and just tip out, get rid of it. Gary, there is nothing cooler in my mind than going'm on fire, I'm going back to the yard. And like racing and seeing a truck on fire and being like, get out the way.

Like speed the moving. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So Kerry, what is your work nickname then? Okay. So I cut too close to one of our other rubbish trucks one time and I managed to smack my mirror on his and I absolutely cleaned them both off. Clipped.

So yeah, because of that my work nickname is High Five. Because your mirrors high five. Because you high fived each other. High five the other truck. I love that. I love that. Amazing. I really like that.

Kerri, thank you for calling. Thank you for the job that you do taking away everybody's rubbish. I'm gonna be a new Plymouth later in the year. Oh, I'll come down especially to go for a ride the truck. August 1st, I'm performing, maybe we should go down. What days do you drive the truck? That's a Friday.

Oh, I'll be around, yeah. Do you do six days a week or five days a week? I reckon we could put Haley in a rubbish bin and tip her out. Oh my god. That would be good. I don't think we'll be allowed to do that. Kerry, don't even do that to me. I don't think we'll be allowed to do that. Do you do six days a week or five days a week? I reckon we could put Haley in a rubbish bin and tip her out. No, that would be bad. I don't think we'll be allowed to do that. Thank you, Kerry. Some messages in.

Your unhinged nicknames. I call my mate Sid because he looks like Sid the Sloth from the Ice Age movies. He doesn't like it. It's not a compliment. And you know what? If somebody gives you a nickname, you shouldn't react to it if you don't like it immediately. Just laugh. It won't stick. My granddad used to call me Fanny Wetlegs. Fanny Wetlegs? Granddad? Wait, 798?

It was a different time. I think you're part of Fanny Wetlegs. Why? How do we get there? Different time. Yeah. Um, Marcellione Margefoni, some random little kid pointed at me and said it in a crowd once and my friends cracked up laughing and I haven't been able to shake it since. Oh no, yeah that's what you mean.

If you get a reaction, you're stuffed. Yeah, yeah. You're stuffed, yeah. My best mate's name is Matchstick cause he's skinny with red hair. Aww. That's about mean, eh? I got used to get called Iron Bar

due to a certain performance at King's Cross with a body pendage. Any uh, Iron Bar. idea what that could possibly be? We're gonna need some further explanation there. Iron Bar. Please. Do you think they did a performance performance at King's Cross with a body Oh no. Okay, we'll stop there. Stop there. Wait, and you've still got the nickname, that's not fair. Flappy. And so they thought that's why,

and it's stuck for years, even after I sleep with people, I still feel shame writing this six years later. You gave me advice to laugh it off so it doesn't stick. I laughed a lot at this one, and as a casual joke, no one knew how bad it made me feel. Oh, flappy! Well, okay, so say we're in our friend group

and somebody starts testing out a nickname and then one of us said, hey look, that doesn't make me feel good, stop using it. I feel like we would. I feel like we would stop it. I feel like we would. Oh my God, I also hope that person listens to Sex.Life because we talk about all the time.

Yeah, okay. All of them are beautiful. Stunning. My name is Keth because... No, no, no, no, no. My workmate's name is Keth because he's Keith, but he only has one eye. So he's missing an eye, so they took the eye out of his name and they called him Keth. Oh my god. Oh my god, that's so funny. That's actually very funny. I fell off a cliff while I was on a hike with my friends.

I just wasn't paying attention. Now they call me Freefall. Great name, great name. Yeah. Great nickname. My daughter was called Smelly Alley Fat Belly as a baby. And I still put her on birthday cards now and she's 23. No, she doesn't like that.

That's gonna stick with her. I have a friend who used to call their baby chubs all the time, it was chubby chubby baby. And I was like, you gotta probably wean that out when she becomes a woman, like a girl. Okay, 470, you got me good. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Third one down, third one down.

We'll share with everybody. You can't just be like third text down and not tell us. Yeah, you can say that, I reckon. Oh no, now I'm seeing why. Yeah. I thought it was a thing about the letters. No! Is this the iron bar text?

No. No, something else. It's for private and we'll share it with you privately. Okay. But it's very funny. Now the listeners feel left out. We can't say it, but it's enjoyable. Oh, this isn't even unhinged.

Someone said, I had two nicknames in college, Smeagol and Chocolate Chick. Now Smeagol, Lord of the Rings, because I could do his voice. But somebody asked me, said Jim, before saying Smeagol, because I had two personalities. Oh, right.

And I would switch between them so quickly. Chocolate chick because they used to sell a lot of chocolate. Okay. It's the chocolate chick. Yeah. My boyfriend's nickname is foreskin because no one can pronounce his last name properly and when people try it's like, just say foreskin. I wonder if it's like freskin or you know something like that.

Yeah. Ah, just call me foreskin. Might be a five skin because you know how they'll say a five head. Five head's a bit here. Might be a five-skin. Because you know how they'll say a five-head. A five-head's a big head. Yeah. Sort of a six-skin situation. Yeah. Husband's cricket mate's called penis fingers.

Because he's got, like Prince, King Charles. King Charles with his penis fingers. Yeah. And the other ones can't be read out. Okay, yeah, a lot that can't be read out. I mean, we did ask for the unhinged ones, didn't we? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my sister and I were fat unhinged ones, didn't we? Yeah.

Oh, my sister and I were fat, so and skinny. Now, come on. I apparently ate cyclone ice blocks inappropriately. Now, your cyclone ice blocks are the long, skinny ones. Feliq. I don't know how you... Hard to explain to my parents why everyone was calling me CBH or Chobloho.

CBH, what would you tell your parents? Cool, beautiful, cute man. Cool, badass, Hayley. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Play ZM's FletchBorn and Hayley. What's your jobby? What's your jobby? What's your jobby?

What's your jobby? Radio host and comedian. First up to play What's Your Jobby this morning is Brooklyn. Good morning, Brooklyn. Good morning. Sup. Now we have $100 cash up for grabs for What's Your Jobby. We're gonna ask you three questions about your job.

If we can guess it, you win the $100. Now we're not very good at this game. We're really bad at it, Brooklyn. Brooklyn, my first question, can I kick things off? Please, yes. Did you have to study in order to obtain your job? Yes. She was hesitant, so it wasn't immediately like doctor.

It says to me I studied like something and now I'm not really in that field. It said to me, I studied but it's not a necessity. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I'm writing off nurse, vet, dentists, because you have to. You have to do the qualifications. An actor. Why can't I give dentistry a red hot guy? I don't know if you could Vaughn. I got the shakes. I don't know if you could. So primary like, so primary school teacher, no. Yeah.

Because you have to study, you need the qualifications. Okay, Brooklyn, do you wear a uniform for your job? No. Okay. Okay. See, it's giving corporate. You reckon it's office post? It's giving corporate, so try to isolate in morning with your question.

Would you consider yourself management? What? No, that's a silly question. Shut up, Brooklyn. Don't answer that. That was a silly question. Because you can be management in anything. That's not going to narrow this down. We need to get industry specific. We need to narrow this down.

Industry specific. Narrow this down. Do you? In your job you... It's freight. Yeah, that's what I'm warning you. Do deal with people that are outside a lot. No, that's a silly question.

What was that? No, that's a silly question too. Don't answer that one, Brooklyn. But she studied. She studied. She studied. She might have studied logistics or communications. I went straight to freight but I don't think you need to study in order to do like office in freight. You might do if you're in accounts and stuff. What if it's like trust? Laws pretty much everybody has to be qualified. Even legal secretaries have to do papers, right? I think that first question's throwing you guys though. I don't think, I think you need to be more open-minded.

Okay, Warren, come on, we need a question. What if I asked does your job involve trucks? No, that's so specific. Yeah, I know. It's too specific. Specific. That is specific. What about does specific. Specific. It's specific. What about does your, what is it, does it involve headphones? Oh my God.

I'm having a bad day. I can't lie. I can't keep my down this path. What if like, it's like. Outdoors. No, why have you got to. Have we done any outdoors questions? Nah.

It's giving indoors vibe. It's giving, she's giving indoors. Do you reckon she's giving indoors? Yeah. She didn't, she may have studied but didn't have to. There's nothing been very specifically indoors, outdoors. She's getting indoors. Yeah. She didn't, she may have studied, but didn't have to. There's nothing been very specifically indoors, outdoors. You said no uniform. She could be out.

Does your job live predominantly outdoors? Yes. Oh, God. Technically. Technically. Garden center. Technically outdoors. She's studying horticulture.

No, that's all outdoors. She didn't, she felt the pressure of market gardening too much and she's like, I need a nice relaxing job where people just want to know about hydrangeas. No, but she said technically it's making me feel like she works for an industry that's mostly outdoors, but she's not outdoors. Yes, kiwifruit. She's like office. Yeah, she works for Zespri.

Oh my gosh, she works for Zespri. Big kiwifruit vibes. Roblyn, do you work for Zespri? No. Oh,wi Fruit vibes. Brooklyn, do you work for Zespri? No. Ah. Are you sure?

There's a swing for the fences. That wasn't real. I mean, we really screwed that up. But how good would the winner felt if she worked for Zespri? Brooklyn, what do you do for a job? What is your jobby? Well, my first job is a florist.

Oh. Okay, well, we lost that one, didn't we? Do you know, Janice and Kim, Robbie? Well, my first job is a florist. Oh! Okay, well we lost that one, didn't we? Do you know, Denise and Kim, is this sort of communication between florists or is it sort of an individual situation? Not all florists know each other. There's quite a few that do. Yeah, yeah. I get it technically outdoors because flowers are everywhere.

Brooklyn, sorry about that. We couldn't... That was bad for us. She said my first job as a florist. We didn't find out subsequent job. Christina, good morning. Welcome to What's Your Jobby? I've got the first question. Do you get your own car park at work?

Kind of. What a terrible question. What a terrible question. No, it's a great question. Wait, what did you say? So many people don't get a car park. You have to pay for it. You have to pay for it.

Nurse! See that's... That was a great question! That is... I find it disgusting that nurses have to pay for car parks by the way. I find it repugnant. Christina, would you consider your job... We want these people to be safe and get to work safe and not be affected by the weather

and they have to pay for their car parks when they're not paid enough. This is some bullshit. I might pop to the hospital today and pay for a nurse's parking. Yep. I'm gonna do that. Christina, I'm not a busy umber. I'm a bloody mother to Razor over here.

And jobless. Christina, would you consider your job a job that helps people? Yes. Yeah, she's a nurse. Yeah, then she's a nurse. I nailed it with that first question. You've actually nailed it.

I need an apology if she's a nurse. Wait, do doctors have to pay for their own parking? Probably not, nah. Sons of bitches. They probably get valet. Oh yeah, they probably do. And escorted through the corridors. And there's a hospital coru club as well.

Is there for doctors. You should say, are you a prominent character on Shorts? You're a prominent character on Shorts. No, because there's gonna be doctors or nurses. Okay, well we're gonna need... I feel like you two are just getting a... We. No, because they could be doctors or nurses. Okay, well, we're gonna need- I feel like you two are just getting a- We're pigeonholing.

We're pigeonholing. That the woman should be a nurse when she could be a doctor. Well, no men can be nurses. No, no, it's not. It's the parking thing for me. No, they can't be fledged. No, they can't be.

I think doctors get parks. I think doctors get parks and nurses don't. Bring it home. You think doctors get parked and nurses don't? Bring it home. Okay, one final question. Uniform. Do doctors wear uniforms too?

They wear uniforms too. Yeah, okay. Unless they're a consultant. Do you have one of those watches on your uniform? Because the doctors don't have the watches. Do you wear a watch? Do you take the blood pressure? That's below doctors.

I don't think it is personally. I don't think it should be. But you know doctors. Yeah, they're like, oh, I don't have to do the blood pressure. Christina, do you take people's blood pressure? Yes. OK, ladies and gentlemen, I think we're in uniform. The decision here that we've got ourselves a nurse on the phone

because doctors are too good to take blood pressure. Christina, are you a nurse? Yes, I am. Yay! That's your job, E. That's your job, E. That's your job, E. That's your job, E. That's your job, E. Fletch did that. Can I, I would like an apology now from both of you.

You know what, it was a wild swing, but it worked. It was a great first question. Great first question. Wasn't it a great first question? Creative, brilliant, it let us down there, it's perfect. And it's disgusting, Christina, they have to pay for car parking. It is, what hospital?

It's got to do as well. They do! Yeah, I'll take as well. They do! Oh do they? Yeah. They get paid in gold bags of gold at the end of every shift. They have to park their Mercedes and pay for it. Yeah.

Oh god. Not the Machetes. Christina, congratulations. You've got a hundred dollars cash. You've won What's Your Jobby. Well done. Thank you. And thank you for your service.

Nurses everywhere. You shouldn't have to pay for parking. That's disgusting. Play ZM's Fletchborne and Hayley. It's launch day for Love Island UK. It's the new year. It's the new. You shouldn't have to pay for parking, that's disgusting. Play ZM's Fletch, Mauren and Hayley. It's launch day for Love Island UK. It's the new season, launching of course on TVNZ+.

Do you like this better than maths? Which is your favourite? Nah. Far out. Why would you do that? Take the girl! Anyway, they just, oh F fletch, you've thrown me. You've really ruined my day.

I think I go harder on maps. It's a little closer to home. Yeah, so it feels more... Maps Australia. But this is just more trash. Yeah. More trash. Yeah.

More aesthetics. It's, I don't know. So it launches today. Oh my God, there it is. Yeah, F1 is's, I don't know. So it launches today. Oh my God, there it is. Yeah, F1 is live on TVNZ now. Is it? Is live on TVNZ plus right now.

What are you so, this sort of the day, you're like, my brain's working too. Wait, Hayley thought it was later today. I did. Now you're gonna start watching it work, aren't you? What are we gonna do about that? No. Snap out of it.

I know, snap out of it. So, new season started and I know the girlies are excited or bringing my... Jokes, I was wrong. Wow, okay, Carly. Dude, I just went on the TVNZ. That's last year's one. Yeah, I know.

So it's later today. It's normally midday, it drops. Okay. Midday it drops. There's so many seasons that I love count. Sorry, can we just wait for Carly to apologise to all the girlies that got so excited about Love Island then? Apologies to all the girlies, do not stress you can still watch it on your lunch break.

That was a wasted apology because they've literally stopped listening to us and they've gone on their laptops. So Love Island launch day, are you guys going to invest because sometimes when you watch so much Love Island, like me, I'll take a season off here and there, like an all black, you know what I mean, I'm recovering. Because you've got an R. Kelly strain. I've got an R. Kelly strain. I think what I'll do is watch first episode, see if I vibe with the, like the original straightaway cast. And if I don't take the season off,

cause it's a big commitment, I've got lots on. I'm a busy gal. Do you need more than one episode though? I just wanna see the first group. You know what's coming. We arrive, we've got a Prosecco and a frosted glass, and we get a vibe for the first group. You know what's coming. We arrive, we've got a Prosecco in a frosted glass and we get a vibe for the first drop before someone else has entered the villa.

Aren't they just carbon copies of every other cast basically? That's right and that's why it feels familiar and safe and like home. Absolutely and it's already dropped in the UK, we're always a day behind and the drama has Hathath started. Yeah so tell us about this drama that Hetheth started.

So, um, two of the girls, I'm still trying to figure out their names. I can tell Megan. The Ian Cassandre. Yeah. Megan was like, what do you think I do for a job? We've got the audio here. Have a listen to this. What do you do then?

What do you think I do? Let's have that. I don't know. You're too glamorous to do an antivirus. You're too glamorous. I do payroll. I'm a payroll specialist. She's have that. I don't know. You're too glamorous to do an antivirus. Really? I do payroll. I'm a payroll specialist. She's a corporate girly.

I'm a corporate girly. She's a corporate girly. Well, this has caused quite a lot of drama online. Everyone's trying to ask for her to be removed from the island by slandering people who work in the office saying that corporate girly's aren't glamorous. Yeah, you're too corporate. You can be cancelled now for saying who work in the office saying that corporate girlies aren't glamorous. Yeah, you're too corporate. You can be cancelled now for saying people work in an office.

No, for saying that if you're glamorous, if you're attractive, you shouldn't work in an office. You're too beautiful to work in an office is what she said basically. Right, okay. But again, that's cancelable. Meaning that everyone who's in an office is ugly. Well, that's the thing.

For the first time ever, Love Island US is on at the same time right now. Someone has just been removed from the villa, some cancelling stuff happened. And so now everyone's like, oh, this is an option. We can just hate train someone and they'll get removed. I speak from my own experience. You can't walk through an office saying you're too hot to work here, you're too hot to work here.

Because I did it. And there was all these complaints because all the... Not from the woman who were too hot to work, it was all the men. It's crazy. I wish you said it to me. I these complaints, not from the woman who were too hot to work, it was all the men. It's crazy, it's crazy. I wish you'd said it to me. I didn't receive that, I didn't receive that from you. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, it was like, did you complain? Yeah, no, I didn't complain.

So just what I always love doing, so the cast is announced and you can go out, you just search and you can find it. Hot ones? I mean, they're all hot ones, but my favourite is going through the Love Island contestants and seeing what their jobs are. So like Megan Fort-clerk for example

Who's from Dublin? She is a musical theatre performer and energy broker. So I reckon she probably... What's an energy broker? Maybe someone who finds a better power company No, she rings up power people and they're like do you want nuclear or hydro? She said get me a better deal. Energy brokers assist clients in procuring electrical natural gas from energy wholesalers. Since electricity and natural gas are commodities, prices change daily with the market.

It's like literally just what I said. Yeah, you said the same thing. I said the same thing. You said the same thing at the same time. It was bizarre. Tony, for example, girl, girl, Tony, 24. She's an office girl, eh? She's a Las Vegas Paul Cabana server. Oh we've got a Shakira.

Shakira job marketing. Wow, do you guys just see my neck snap so hard I think I've done myself a injury. Tell you what. Shakira love Island is that what I googled? Yeah and she's curvy and she is, she's gorgeous. Harry is a gold trader. Gold trader? She looks like she'd take ages to get ready. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'd be in the car like beeping. I'd just be like, Jesus.

She's like, we gotta go by four. I'd be like, okay. And then she's like, I can't do anything from now and it's 12 and she's like, I'm gonna start getting ready and you're just like, but we're not leaving till four. And she's like, I'm gonna need all the time. And you're like but we're not leaving til four and she's like, I'm gonna need it all the time and you're like, this isn't worth it.

I haven't got my lashes on love, don't rush me. Nah. Oh my, I just love this so much. Oh my God, private hire taxi driver is Ben. Ben's a bit of me. Private hire taxi driver. Private hire. But taxi driver, I've got no money to pay my fare.

Oh my God. However will I repay you? I am just, I'm back baby. I'm frothing this and if you're a Love Island girlie or guy-y, come to me for the updates throughout the season. Play ZM's Fleshborne and Hayley. Play ZM's Fleshborne and Hayley. Shaboozy on ZM and that song has now had a billion streams on YouTube. He was surprised with a plaque I don't know where he puts that probably in the toilet

Lounge or maybe he's got a home office What are their ones look like because the YouTube ones are pretty cool when people get the YouTube They get their million plays or whatever they get that they're pretty cool Yeah, well looking trophy of billion streams and it's been oh that sort of looks like it's kind of like a... that's cool yeah not bad. I don't know how you'd like a black, an A3 size thing with a power shell. The Spotify logo is like a power shell looking kind of thing. Actually you know what it's a plate it's actually a plate. It looks like it's a spray painted plate. You just chuck it in your bloody dish. You know, in your hand wash only. Hand wash only. Yep.

For sure. But a billion streams in what, about a year? Just over a year? Yep, April it came out. Pretty amazing feat, but in the scheme of things, it's not even in the top, is it even in the top 20? Most streamed songs of all time? Well, I've got that list before me

and Shaboosie's not there yet. So this goes back to when streaming started. 2014 I think it's this chart goes back to. I've spotted some fun ones in here cause man it goes down like right down, down, down, down, down, down, down, 45 All I Want For Christmas Is You. From Mariah. Cause imagine that must be one of the oldest songs on there.

Yeah. I wonder what the oldest song is. The Police Every Breath You Take. Really? That's 55. Because I was looking, I was like, oh man these are really like new artists, but of course streaming, you know what I mean? Like if you had Chuck C.D.'s in there maybe you'd see some more Led Zeppel and whatever. But, you know, Elton John, Cold Heart, but the remix, you know, that you did. Did you do it with Ellie Gould? No, P.N-A-O. P-N-O. P-N-O. P-N-O.

P-N-O. P-N-O. Okay, I'm going to hit you with some... Miley Cyrus Flowers was 22nd of the most streamed songs of all time on Spotify. Going up, we've got Glass Animals Heatwaves. That's 12. Oh, great song. I've actually got that one.

Do you? Great song. Hit me with some Glass Animals Heatwaves. Yeah 12. Oh great song. I've actually got that one. Do you? Great song. Ready to go. Hit Me With Some Glass Animals, Heat Waves. Yeah. Yeah, great song. This is a great song. Are you talking about that's one of the 12th? 12th.

Of all time. Of all time. That's a great song. Because it's just we stream more and more and more now. So like the more modern music's getting the, yeah, great song. Here's your 10, Ed Sheeran, Perfect. Yep, okay.

That's number 10. Oh, harsh Max Born. Oh, you did, I'm just like literally clicking play and then just jump into a random spot in the song. You've got a DJ, you've got to max the tracks. I can't. I don't have the app. Do you not have your mixing desk? Do you not have it open? I've just got my MacBook.

Jeepers creepers. Nine, Imagine Dragons, Believer. And now he's never playing it, don't worry. Great song. It was actually, that was, yeah. This streaming playlist I've found needs to be updated because these are a little out of order now. Are they? Yeah.

Love this. That's a great song. Now here's something that we should talk about. This is the Neighborhood Sweeterweather is eighth most streamed songs of all time. We agree, Banger. I remember I played this for Friday Flashback and everyone was like, what is this song?

I'm like, it's the most, one of the most streamed songs in the entire planet. It's had three- I just don't remember this being a massive song. I remember we played it when we first started Breakfast at ZM. I said that old? That's how old it is, yeah.

It's just one of those songs that people use in videos and TikToks all the time. 3,200,992,000 streams. And that's number eight. That's number eight. Okay. Seven, Billie Eilish, Lovely. Okay.

With three billion, you know, little bit more. Yeah. Millions more. The Kid Leroy, Stay, that's six. Fifth, Post Malone, Sunflower from Spider-Man. Yep. Yep. Louis Capaldi, Someone You Loved.

That's number four. Oh, great song. Great song, great. Yeah. And it's always gonna be played at like- Weddings. Funerals. And there's somebody in the room.

Okay, here's your top three most streamed songs on Spotify of all time since 2014, since it started, Edge, Here, and Shape of You. Yeah. With 3.8 billion streams. Like, it's just absurd. I'd love to know how much he makes just from that one song. I mean, Ed Sheeran probably doesn't count as coins anymore.

Probably not, though. You know what I mean? I don't know if he's looking to Spotify royalties. Number two, shout out Harry Styles as it was. Great song. About 3.8 billion. Yeah. And number one.

This is the most streamed song of all time. And to be fair, this was at number one in the charts for 82 weeks. So you understand why. The Weekend Blinding Lights with 4.7 billion. So this is almost a billion streams more than the last one. Wow. So the jumps from the top 10 a little and then the weekend just goes This is almost a billion streams more than the last one. Wow. So the jumps from the top 10 a little and then the weekend just goes a billion more than Ed Sheeran.

If you're doing streams per centimeter of height, it'd be twice as much because that's a little fellow. He's a giant. He's a streaming giant. What I want to do now is get a little bit of a, sort of a vibe of the nation. Okay. Vibe of the nation on who we think, which country has the hottest people on earth.

Oh, okay, right. Here's why. I had coffee with a friend yesterday, and she's on Tinder, she's on all the apps, but was telling me that, in particular on Tinder in New Zealand, bit rough. She's been on it for years and she was like okay yeah yeah I got a friend who shares to her Instagram stories the guys that she's been served up oh and then

their interactions. Their chats I know. And I'm assuming it's top notch chat. No, it's not. Is it just like, show me your boobs or something? Who raised these men? Anyway, yeah, she was showing me this, because this is my friend who I like, sometimes she lets me have a little play. And she's like, oh, you can go on. And I love doing that. There's nothing better. It's so much fun. Anyway, then she was telling me, she was like, but get this,

she's off to Italy, you know, doing the bloody Kiwi, escape the winter, heading off to Italy for a couple of months. Must be nice. Must be nice. I mean, I'm going soon as well, but just for a shorter stint of time. Yeah. And she said, so in preparation,

she changed her Tinder location, which I think you can do on like some of the higher, like a paid account or something like that, to where she was going in Italy, goes like this, changes that, shows me, boom. The first five we swipe through, Calvin Klein models. Like, I'm talking... Are you exaggerating that?

No. Right. Cronst skins, six-pack, like, crystallised, coiffed hair. Brrrr, brr, brr, brr. Like, I was like, oh my god. Okay, dizzy rascal. Brr, brr, brr, brr, brr. What you gonna do? Hey, oh my god. Okay, dizzy rascal. Like I was like, oh my god. It was so funny.

She was like, Tinder Italy is insane. I mean, there's still mingers. I swiped away for a while, still mingers, but like not that much. Have you seen there are videos like this online? Someone's like, I'm in Italy and then it's, or I'm in- France. Denmark or whatever. And they just like show all the guys that all girls that are on there and it's just insane. It blew my mind and I was like of course

Italians are hot. Now I know and every country has their um. Every country has mingers. We've got hot people too. Yeah I know but not on Tinder. Is it like doing something without letting them fingers on? Tinder. Do you think the Italian government's gotten in charge? I think the Italian government's got it. Like don't miss... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, what I wanted to ask, cause I was just like, of course, like Italy's hot. They maybe have the hottest people on earth, but she was like, God no. No, do they have the hottest people on earth?

Have they ever won Miss Universe or Miss World? Miss Italy? The moment I said Italians are the hottest people on earth. No one better in Colombia or in New York. No one in Ecuador or in Argentina. You've got South America. You've got, yeah. Italy even in the banana.

Okay, here's a text from someone. Cause I wanna know which country is the hottest people. According to you. And so then at the end of this, we will crown the hottest country. We're not just gonna take, I think. We need you to have had some sort of. Yeah, like you've seen the.

I wanna talk to travellers, I wanna talk to people of the world. I don't wanna talk to Cheryl from Te Pocky. due to have had some sort of... Yeah, well like you've seen the... You've rectorised around them. I want to talk to travellers, I want to talk to people of the world. I don't want to talk to Cheryl from Te Puke. No, but Cheryl from Te Puke might have had a Brazilian lover. Oh, yeah, and she goes... Yeah, but that's one Brazilian lover. Yeah, but then that's what he... But also we know Brazil's a hot country.

Cheryl from Te Puke says, I think it's Africa because Idris Elba's bloody lovely, isn't it? No, no, I don't think you need to be a traveller. I think it's home here in New Zealand because I've got myself a lovely trev. Listen to this. I've got an Irish guy. That's the voice. So now you're back. The voice is doing a lot of heavy lifting.

It is, but I'm talking the whole package. When we say the hottest, we're talking like fashion, style, like personality, voice, accent. Someone just said Italy for men, Sweden for women, New Zealand for orcs. For what? For orcs. Okay, wow. Alright. Meets back on the menu.

Yeah. Okay. Now someone said lay off Te Puke Vaughan. No, I just picked a random small town in New Zealand. Lay off Te Puke. It was more about the woman than where she's from. Okay, right. And he lacks the travelling experience.

Oh, 800 dials at M. 9696. Um. According to you, based on what you have seen and wrapped your eyeballs around, which country has the hottest people? Okay, give us a call. Someone who said my auntie is called Cheryl

and she lives in Te Puke. Good morning, Auntie Cheryl. Good morning Auntie Cheryl! We can't say that 311, oh my god. Okay, so my friend is heading off to Italy soon, switched her Tinder to Tinder Italy, and boy I cannot even describe to you, like if you think of like a high end fashion model, myriads of them. Yeah, just one after the other. Fletch have travelled pretty well,

what would your honest opinion be? I was waiting for this. No, no, no, I'm not trying to be, someone messaged in and they said, Vaughan is a great point, you can't just sit in New Zealand and go to one country and claim it's the hottest. We need some well travelled individuals.

Well obviously the Europeans and the South Americans. And no coincidence, that's where you keep going back to. Large continents born. I've worked with a lot of Swiss men. Okay. We've worked with a lot of Swiss men. Fletch is 3% Swiss on, you Swedish. You can't just say you worked with me and then.

No, no, no, no, no, no. In the military, so there's like three top groups that tour around the world in military tattoos. And marching, yeah. And marching's one of them. And then the Swiss top secret drum line. And every time. The Swiss top secret drum line.

God, like they don't want to fight in a war where we're like, oh, we're neutral. But jeez, they've got some drums. Playing drums, but I tell you what, man, they'd turn up and everyone would be like, ha ha ha. And, oh, but then once I went to a military tattoo and they had Italian soldiers on horses and they were the size of like mountains, these men,

and we were like, haka haka. Somebody said Italian police. Oh my God, I've seen this on Instagram as well, people being like, I'm going to Italy for the food and culture, the food and culture, and it's like Italian cops all like hanging out, smoking Daris and like, drinking coffee. Like leaning on their tiny little police car.

Little like moped or something. Yeah, what do they drive? They drive those little Feds. Yeah, yeah. Wee-oo, wee-oo, wee-oo, wee-oo. So many messages in, what is the hottest country in the world? Where do we even start?

Monaco, no, Monaco has to be up there. Check out Charles Leclerc and his brothers and tell me has to be up there check out Charles Leclerc and his brothers and tell me I'm not onto something here. Charles looks terrible for me to one-driver though. Monaco, Australia Gold Coast, who doesn't love a ripped tan? No, god no. Australian Gold Coast? Aussie? Cuba, somebody said I docked in Cuba for a couple of weeks. Did you dock? You're welcome. You've been to Cuba, right?

Yeah, it's a beautiful country. What about the people? Yeah, beautiful. How's the sun in April? Um, I was there in December, so... Okay, that's a shame. It feels like in Kiwi you should have gone in April. It's December sun, and...

Is it whoa? It's whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah. Paige, which country has the hottest people? My personal opinion would be Britain. You like the Poms? Paige? I do.

Paige, really? Although, to be fair, our friend Big Hearted James is now living in London and he has been ogling the Brits. He said it's amazing there. What do you like about them, Paigey? Specifically the accent. Yeah, I get it. But that's your accent you like about them, Paigey? Specifically the accent. Yeah, I get it. But that's your accent doing the heavy lifting, Paige.

If you didn't see the accent. I like it. I like it. I like it. No, but I also like the, my personal type in women is red hair and the British. Right. Red hair, British accent. Red Right. Red hair British accent.

Red hair. What do you know? Red hair British chicks you mean? Red head Scottish accent is the best combo. Me? I think Paige is too funny to talk. She's so distracted by the image of these red headed British women.

Okay, thank you Paige. I've been to most places around the world, but all European men are hot on Tinder, but in real life short Short kings and then I'm gonna show can and suspiciously don't list the height on their profile Sweden somebody said I went there and the woman were all insanely attractive I asked the person working at the hotel if there was a model convention on or some sort of like and they were like What are you talking about? Just because they were like everybody

in this, everybody walking around is so hot. Someone text in about New Zealand. Does Hayley not bring New Zealand's hotness average level to the top three of the world? I needed that today. Did you pay the producers to text us again? Is it Cowan's number? Maybe. Um, well. Do you know, I feel like, I needed that. I feel like the whole globe is well represented here. If we just powered through it, we've got Naples, we've got India,

we've got New Zealand, we've got Australia, we've got Iceland, Italy, Greece, Māori men with muscles and tattoos. A moment please. That's what I was gonna say, like, these tiny little white European woman come down and do some islands. And they just must be like, these dudes are.

Wrap your eyes around the bloody tiny mahoutas we have here. Yeah, these demigods of like Samoa. You go to Fiji and you get there and the cultural group's doing a dance and there's this like top to bottom hop around dude and that grass skirt moving around, tats and stuff. You're telling me some woman that's from the Cotswolds in England is like, I'm gonna gobble this right up.

He's poking out his big tongue at you and you're like, ugh. Someone said Danish women. I went to Copenhagen with a group of Italian and Maori footy boys. That's the beginning of a book I'd read. The blue eyed blonde haired gals loved us. So there was a mutual hot respect there. Yeah, right.

I dated for a bit in Iceland. It was roulette because everyone... What? Well, it's very small population, isn't it? Okay. Yeah, that's basically what they're saying. They're saying that inbreeding leads two ways. Super hot or super not.

Okay. Uruguay? Oh my God. The Uruguay guys with the hot Uruguay that I dated were by far the hottest. Uruguayan, they always, they have a rugby team in the World Cup. Oh, this is a big dudes as well. It's all that red name. Where is Uruguay above They always, they have a rugby team in the World Cup. Those are some big dudes as well.

Where is Uruguay above Argentina? Yes. Yeah. Someone's vouching for the Korean boys and I get it. Like, you know, the Korean, like, especially like, I mean, South, we're going South, right? I'm just going to assume when they text Korea. I go North. We're going South, what?

Hottest country is whatever country Daddy Vaughan is in? We accept the text about me, but not the one about Vaughan Vaughan's obviously a minger But the Korean boys, you know They had those like chiseled faces and that like flawless skin from their amazing skin care and that like Yeah, pop band kind of thing if that's your aesthetic. I get it This is so do we have a winner Russia. No, it's literally the world. Spain.

Chatham Islands. Oh, now that's mean. Someone else said I would read that book. Right, okay, so here it is. It's a Maori rugby team and an Italian rugby team. And where are they travelling to? The Netherlands. Why the Netherlands?

Copenhagen, sorry. Yeah, they were in Copenhagen, Denmark. And they're doing it to showcase rugby to the Danes. They're doing it to showcase rugby to the Danes. They're doing it to showcase, because the Italians are good, the New Zealanders are good. They're going over there to showcase the sport. All these men turn up to watch the sport,

but the blonde, blue-eyed Danish girls, they also turn up. And they're all invited to a party. Man. It's Little Mermaid. Lively. Why? Because there are Little Mermaids from Copenhagen. invited to a party. Man. It's Little Mermaid. Larmly. Why? Because there's a little mermaid from Copenhagen. There's a statue.

There's a statue. There's a little mermaid from Copenhagen. There's a statue. I did not know that. It's underwhelmingly small. Who wrote that book? Hans Christian Andersen. Yeah.

Is that to write some stories? Okay, well you can write that in your own time, but. Haley brings up the hotness for the women. I tell you what. Stop reading out your confidence. Vaughn ain't bad on the eyeballs either. Yeah, I saw that before I didn't need to read it out, didn't need it. I woke up and think of this morning, I need this. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughn and Haley. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaugh Born and Google it.

Good girl. Just to let you know that. It is treats week here at Fact of the Day and that's a visual one. It's a little visual treat. But today's treat that we're gonna discuss is the world's most popular chocolate bar. Guesses.

Picnic. The world's most popular chocolate bar. Mars. It's not a Mars bar but it is under the Mars brand. Snickers. Correct, Snickers. Snickers is elite, I love it. Snickers is yum, right? Why have a Mars and you can have Snickers? Why do you never get one?

Oh yeah, why have a Mars and you can have a Snickers? Or a peanut allergies. I'd like a Moro's, oh yeah, if you didn't have peanut allergies. But a Moro's and Mars rip off. Yeah. Yeah, Moro is embarrassing. You go Mars over Moro.

I go Mars over Moro, but I go Snickers above all of those. What was it, was it Mars gold? And then Moro tried to compete with something similar. I may not go crunch your flank over any ofro, but I go Snickers above all of those. What was it, was it Mars gold, and then Morro try to compete with something silver? I mean I'd go crunchy or flank over any of those, but sure. Would you? You'd go crunchy? I love crunchy. I'm there with you for that.

A king size crunchy. Should we make our crunchy cocktail finally? Yes we should. Remember we made the Turkish delight one during a mid winter Christmas. It's a mid winter Christmas this week, and we can make our crunchy. Yes, yes, yes. Love that idea.

Okay, I shall make some plans. That's good. But Snickers is yum, Yes, yes, yes. Love that idea. Okay, I shall make some plans. That's good. But Snickers is yum! Nuts, caramel, nougat, chocolate. It rules, but I just wouldn't pick one up if I was getting a chocolate bar. And it's the number one chocolate bar. It's the number one chocolate bar in the world.

It has over two billion in annual global sales for just Snickers alone. Wow. Averages 400 million bars sold per year in the US alone. Wow. And you know because we love our stats on how many times that would go around the world, I do have that here somewhere. If you line up all the Snickers bars sold in a year and it circled the earth three times.

Wow. Around, around, around, around. Would they all have wrappers on them because that would be wasteful? There would be a lot of plastic. Now you can just butt to butt them. Oh, we've got to imagine the oceans. Okay. It would be a lot of plastic. Now you can just butt to butt them. Okay, so it was created in the year 1930 by the Mars family, by like when it was owned by Franklin Clarence Mars.

F Mars, they'd call him. He invented the Snickers bar. I'd just combine it, F Mars. Why is it called a Snickers bar? Snickers. This is today's crucial fact of the day. I'm like, is it broken down, like Haribo was? No.

No? Is it to do with laughter? No. That's snickers. Yeah, that is snickers. Snickers. In fact, I wondered before the chocolate bar what this word even meant.

Yeah. Is it a real word, snickers? I don't know. I don't think it's a real word. I don't think it's a real word. Is it cause when you have it, man, you might poop your knickers? No. It's because it was the family's beloved race horse

was called Snickers and it died the same year that the chocolate bar needed releasing and it needed a name. So they went with the Snickers in memorial of their thoroughbred. Wow. Did they name it, what did they name the horse after? Or just a funny name?

That's what I was wondering. Like a sound. Yeah. Tootles.red. Wow. Did they name the horse after, or just a funny name? That's what I was wondering. Like a sound, like two tools. Yeah. So. Snickers. Yeah, it was originally for sale for five cents in the US and named after the family's favourite dead horse. I tell you, you wouldn't be able to get it for that now.

No. Also, the You're Not You When You're Hungry campaign. Yeah. Remember they did a whole lot of, they even did a New Zealand one with Paul Henry, right? But they did Betty White ones for halftime. Considered the most famous and well-received chocolate bar advertising campaign of all time.

Yeah, it's funny, for sure. They're just like, as far as advertising chocolate bars goes, it's never been beaten. Track wait's hard because now I'm not gonna be satisfied until I have a Snickers, do you know what I mean? I can't offer you an almond gold. We've got almond gold on tap. It's just missing the caramel and the nougat.

We've got seeds of joy in the nougat. We did. So today's fact of the day is that Snickers is the world's most popular chocolate bar. They go wrap around the world three times for the wines. Wait! But it is named after the family's racehorse that died just before the bar came out. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do I reckon if I was using this app I would say told I'm a bit much. Those would be my five words.

This is a new dating app where you have to provide five words. Yeah it's called Love Jack. It's the dating app designed for users to find love using just five words. You can use photos obviously but your bio is just five words. So to see the photos you've got to be like I like these five words. Yeah. So you see that and then you're like mm-hmm I'm interested in what you're laying down here's some examples high priestess of petulant poetry. See that sounds AI as well I feel like you know sometimes you

see bios you're like you haven't that. You've just searched funny witty bio. If you know you know is one. London with sunshine is vibes, some people have put. Okay. They're just saying like, you've got to like hook them in with your little statement. Right, is this a London app only at this stage? Not New Zealand? It's not New Zealand yet.

Right. But it started in the UK. And they're like, it's kind of a bit of a game, you know, you kind of try to work it out from this sentence. Living the five word dream. Living the five word dream. Clean data turns me on. There's another one.

Clean data. Clean data. What does that mean? Yep. No one knows. Okay. So it's yeah, brand new launching in London first, plans to roll out in the US market after that,

and then I guess if it goes well, it'll be global. I don't know why you make a dating app or an app and you're not thinking global from the first day. I think there's two ways. You're like, we're talking about it, it's like the world is global, like just make an app that's for everywhere. You don't need an internet passport.

I mean, I've never made an app in my life, but how hard can it be? I don't know, I don't know. I don't know either. Mike, we talk about these apps all the time. It's, oh, not in New Zealand. It's like, make it everywhere. So other standout features from Love Jack,

options to bet on or hold a match, betting on similar to liking a profile, but the key difference is that users must place a bet by entering a five word opening line. So you could go kind of a pick up line of five words as well to like them. Gives the matcher that person, what was yours? Say that aloud, because I read your lips because we can famously lip read each other. You can lip read each other. I can't say that aloud, but yeah.

It was exactly five words. The whole feature comes into play allowing users to bookmark a profile if they're not sure and they're going to come back to it. Like not immediately interested, but like, oh. What about something like only four words needed? But then you need another word. No, but do I have to use four? You have to use five.

Oh, you can use five. I saw one person though that said four words and then an emoji. Oh yeah, okay, so you can do that. And the words are just letters separated by a space, so you can just jam a whole lot of words together. 100%. Yeah, you could do like pizza, poop, helicopter, train, marshmallows.

Yeah. You'd be like, he's so random. We asked our listeners, Yeah, I love that. If you could just five, what would you do? On Instagram. On Instagram, somebody said, can play bagpipes, don't. That's only four.

That's only four. The bagpipes. Do not. Can play the bagpipes. Do not. It's me you're looking for, said Nicola. Oh, that's good. I like that.

Simple. Funny, kind, short, independent, easy. Easy in the dating world is a confusing term because easy meaning like, oh no I was meaning easy as in like easy to sleep with but no. Ben says I am six foot four. Yep that's all the ladies are like nodding. You are getting a like. Ali can fold a fitted sheet. I just scrunch mine. I just roughly fold it. I mean, I ball it up, but I admire the woman. Yeah, slam it down.

Hey, do you like bread? Carbs, hey, do you like carbs would be a good one. Yeah. Can stack the dishwasher correctly. Hello, it's from Tay. That's good. I love that. Hey, wanna get some nuggies?

That's only four, Chloe. Want to get some nuggies. Yeah, charge it a want to. Wanna get some nuggies? I mean only for Chloe. Want to get some nuggies. Yeah, charge her to want to. Wanna get some nuggies? I mean, I love, I mean, of course New Zealand immediately goes for humor. Yeah. Kim said, never gonna give you up. Never gonna let you down.

Yeah, okay, yeah, good. I like that, see, it makes me laugh. I get a little vibe. I think this is a kind of a cute, cause every like app, honestly, every dating app that comes out, it's like, we're Tinder, but on Wednesdays. And you're like, okay, that's not a cool twist, bro. Play ZM's FletchBorn and Hayley.

George is in. Still a little sick. Yeah, we're back to. Oh god, listen to that. Kinda sexy though, eh? It's the season, eh? No. It feels wet.

You know what I mean? You feel wet. Like moist. Like there's a lot of moisture in the senus. Bourne's got a lot of sinus nose sprays and... Oh God, don't get on that for a brand. Should I use the one you have used where you just shove it up there? Otraven.

No, you don't share that. No, more than three days in a row. That stuff is... It's like a bird has flown through you, eh? Oh, I was just going to say, it is the tits. I know, but it's not a bird. It is so good. Do you want to try my throat spray?

You have the scent of a rockstar. Is that a dry threat spray? Oh that's a different one to what I've got. It's cooling and numbing. Sometimes I'll have one just because I'm bored. Don't call it numbing, you're about to talk for six hours and burn through your voice. Who knows what's gonna come out. Naughty. Okay guys now Georgia and I will include you in this whole thing you're a genuine friend. Not invited to the wedding though. I wasn't even you in this whole thing. You're a genuine friend. But we talk about this. Not invited to the wedding though. Not invited to the wedding. I wasn't even gonna mention it. Farble, we're the DuckTales, we're Huey, Julie and Louis and you're WeberGail, our cousin. Yeah, that's right. You okay with that?

That's gone over my head. Who are they? DuckTales. Just another Old Vaughan reference. You kidding me? Yeah, yeah. Life is like a hurricane. No, no, no, no, no.

We'll stop you there. So I've seen this on TikTok. Sorry. I'm choking. Lasers race cars, Eric Leeds. I'm sorry guys, no, no. We'll stop you there. So I've seen this on TikTok. I'm choking. Lasers, race cars, Eric Lane's. I'm sorry guys, I should leave. I'm passing the one on, aren't I? If you make me sick, I'll punch you in the vagina. My silver mystery.

I saw this on TikTok, and then I just read an article on it this morning, and I was like, I love this, and I would like us to try this tonight, Fletch and Vaughan. I would like us to try this tonight, if we may. I know we're busy and we have different schedules. And this is something you can try with your friends. To deepen your friendship.

What we're gonna do tonight is before we go to bed, so Fletcher will be you first. Is it where you call up your friend and you say, I've murdered someone and I need help disposing of the body? Nobody will be there. And we'll say, this is what I've been waiting for. I've always wondered if I could get away with this. If they turn up with a shovel in a trailer

or a station wagon, they're your best friends. I'll say, say no more and I'll bring three black hoodies and we're sorting it out. I got you, I got you boo. No, you're gonna call up, we'll do it on a group chat so that- Wait, what time? When you go to bed, no it can just be a voice call.

Okay. You're gonna call us up on our three way chat. Quarter to eight, no later than quarter to eight. Quarter to eight, 7.45, that doesn't work for me, but I'll receive the voice message. Okay. And you're gonna wish us a good night. Have you seen this on TikTok?

No, I don't go on TikTok because I'm 43 years old, I sing to the DuckTales theme tune. People, this is true, people ring up their friends out of the blue and you're like, hey mate, how are you? Yeah, I'm good, what are you doing? Oh, nothing much, I was just calling up to say good night. Oh no, you're just gonna make your friends anxious.

Nobody wants to answer the phone these days. I love this. If it was you guys, I would though. Just say goodnight to your mates. It's so good, have you seen people do it to their like, To their like, homies? Or their like, boys and they're like, hey mate, they're like, hey man, what's up?

Oh, it's just like ringing up to say goodnight, I'm gonna bed. And then they chuck in the sweet dreams. Yeah, sweet dreams. Isn't that nice, you're just a sweetie? Kinda out of the blue would be pretty cool. up to say goodnight, I'm going to bed. And then they chuck in the sweet dreams. Yeah, sweet dreams. Isn't that nice, you're just a sweetie. Kind of out of the blue would be pretty cool. And then everyone was like, they didn't expect it. Like I watched one on TikTok with someone called up and they were like,

hey man, I was just like calling up to say goodnight, about to go to bed. And someone was like, oh my God, that's so sweet. Oh my God, that's made me feel so nice. Can you do this every night? Just to be like at the end of the day. Not every night. Wrapping up at the end of the day. Hey babes, just ring it up to say the day. Oh no, not every night. Wrapping up at the end of the day.

Hey babes, just ring it up and say goodnight. I think this is really sweet. It doesn't take much, Ledge. I mean it's nice to end the day with your friends. So I don't wanna be in the middle of a TV show and you're ringing me just to say goodnight. It's fine. It's fine.

Send it in a message. What if she doesn't make it tomorrow? She might not be there tomorrow. What if I ring you up and I say goodnight and then I die in my sleep? And that's the last thing you heard. You'd be like, I'm so glad she called me and I got to say to her, goodnight my friend. Rather than, I'm so glad I declined that call to watch this TV show.

You hit end and I end and I'm not going to work the next day. That's dark man. It is dark but you'll live the rest of your life with regret, both of you. George is up next. Sweet dreams. Do you think George is laughing at your demise? Yeah, I know. Why are you so happy I'm dead? She's coming for me job.

Oh, I'm busting for a wheeze after that podcast. I'll tell you. What? It's a podcast. You are allowed to listen to it while you wheeze. There's no rules on when and where you're allowed to listen to a podcast. It just says here here I'm busting for a wheeze. I read it, okay? I read it. Give us a review. Play ZM's FletchBorn and Hayley.