ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - June 16th 2025

Episode Date: June 15, 2025

Celebs prefer a DM slide to Raya A Smartwatch rave warning Top 6 - Below deck in NZ How much kiwis like to swear online Vaughan's dream cafe SLP - Do you have a 10-year plan? August's birthday wrap up James Roque What is your unusual turn on? BICGYMN Quickie little poll-sauce or kissing? Fact of the Day Why did you bail on a date?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM Podcast Network, this is Flesh, Fawn and Hayley's Big Pod. Brought to you by Chemist Warehouse. The biggest brands at the lowest prices. ZM's Flesh, Fawn and Hayley. Thank you Bryn. Good morning. Happy Monday. Welcome to the show Flesh, Fawn and Hayley. Just had a Facebook memory 16 years ago. Today Flesh had adult chicken pox.

Oh my god, what a baby. Really tangoed with you didn't it? Yeah didn't it really. I was off work for like two weeks. Yeah that's all it's awful. I think the most sick leave I've ever had in my whole life. Oh I know. And it can render you infertile as an adult. I know that's why you're trying so hard to have babies. Is this why? Oh my god, this is why it's never happened. Yeah. Cause you've been a bit willy nilly. With your contraception. Willy nilly with your willy. With your willy.

Yeah, well. That made so much sense. That might sum it up, yeah. No, it's really bad to get as an adult, can kill ya. Yeah, it is bad. Different to shingles, but. Yeah, same kind of family. Ugh, Oh well.

Right, today on the show. I'm never really good weak by the way. You're going to have a good week. I don't think it was a great week for me last week so I'm fouled. Right, you're willing a better week. I'm not willing, I'm making it happen. Right, you didn't win lotto though. Shh.

Why start my week off on such a sour note? I'm here trying happen. Right, you didn't win lotto though. Shhh. No. Why are you starting my week off on such a sound note? I'm here trying to be positive. Just reminding you that you didn't win. And you're bringing me down. Yeah, I know, I know. No one won, right? Or did someone? No one.

Oh, well someone won some little bits and pieces, but no one won the big one. Not the main one, no, not the main one. Well the top six coming up. Top six boats Captain Kerry can pilot in below deck, down under and to the side. Which is what they're going gonna call it if it comes to New Zealand, right? Because they've got a down under one already Yeah, yeah, but this would be down under. Captain Kerry's like he'd like to bring it to New Zealand I didn't know we had that many. I mean, I shouldn't be surprised. I see the marinas, you know, I've seen a marina We've got a couple of boats. Yeah, we do like boats here America's Cup and such it always blows my mind when they're like people out there watching on the water and it's all these big flash boats.

I'm like, who can afford all these boats? Must be so expensive to have a boat. Michael Hill Jeweller. Wow, he's got one. He's got one, yeah. Well, I got the top six boats, Captain Carey can pilot when Blow Deck Down Under comes to Aotearoa, New Zealand. Next on the show. Something's coming for the celebrity dating app, Raya.

A simpler way to connect with celebrities. Play ZM's Flashborn and Haley. Have you just heard of Raya? Dating app. Heard of it, yeah. Heard of it, it's a dating app for, I think it's, you gotta be famous, hot or rich. What, was Brynn, our news reader, on Raya?

He was on Raya. He is or he was. He is or was, we don't actually know the current state of his dating, and what if he had a partner at the moment and we're saying he's on Raya? What if it worked out with that clairvoyant? We just don't know. No she died. We should ask him.

She died. No that's a good thing, that doesn't stop us. No the other clairvoyant, there was another one. Oh there was a second clairvoyant and actually you're right, if a clairvoyant died why would that end your relationship? Or is that a medium? No that's a medium, oh yeah. No that's a ghost. Extra large.

I think we're talking about ghosts. Well apparently Raya is- $24 a month, US. That's $50 a month. No way. To go on a dating app. Yeah, but you might see some hot celebrities. And to get on it, you've got to-

You've got to get to sleep with them. If you're going to pay $50 a month to guarantee to sleep with a couple of celebrities a month, money well spent. You know what's funny when you hear who's on it? Like, who was on it? Who was on it? There was a news story last week,

someone had just recently got single, a Hollywood actor, oh, Taron Egerton. Yeah. And someone had taken a photo of Raya. Cause you can't screenshot. No, and then that was the photo they used in like the Daily Mail story, and I was like, oh, the poor guy's just,

beans are a breakup, and now someone's screenshotting or showing off as Raya. Well it's supposed to be all private, you know, and that's why they don't let you screenshot and stuff. I've got a couple of friends on Raya. I've got the stories here. Really? Yeah. Have they seen any famous people?

Yeah, a few I think. Everyone's hot. That's sort of the vibe. Oh, so someone is just working in the office and they're just like this guy or girls a minger. They're not coming on Yeah, they're like, yeah your name. Yeah, because you don't just sign up for it You apply and so yeah, there is an office looking at you and being like, are you hot rich or famous? I feel like there's got to be a real selection of people in the office because if like someone like Vaughan was in charge There'd be only one type of you know know? Yeah, one type of person.

Excuse me, I've got a wide... Excuse me, sir. It's not as wide as you think. You've got the britches. Oh, wide. Hot and white. Oh, no. Not brown enough.

Damn. Super famous, but white. Too many whites. Yeah, plenty of whites. I mean, sure. I'm the bouncer at the club, and it's like, you know, when they're not letting guys in, because there's already enough guys in there, and they're trying to... Too many dicks on the dance floor.

You don't want a sausage fest. Nah, dude. No. You don't want a white bread party. Oh, no, no, no. We've got to get some grain in there. Yeah, get some grains in the mix. Well, apparently celebrities,

particularly like Hollywood celebrities, they're not using it as much anymore because they're like, that's a bit, it's got all these sort of like poor hotties on there. Poor hotties? So instead they're just using Instagram DMs, slippy, slippy sliding on in, particularly to talk to other celebrities.

Celebrity to celebrity. Going in. But how do you slide in, even if you are a celebrity yourself with a million or so followers, plus how do you slide into another DM? And cut through. And cut through.

Yeah, I know. Just comment on a post like at Hey, check your DMS. Yeah, I don't know. And then everybody sees it. Or you're just guaranteeing that they, that you follow each other so that you go into the primary inbox and not the requests. Yeah. Cause if you just go into requests, you might get swept up in a big

fat Haley's brow delete all. I didn't realise celebrities could have been in there. Slip sliding in. And you've deleted everybody. Let's not forget that when Jason Momoa DM'd me. Private information. You should always check your DMs. Yeah, but imagine if he got swept up in a great Haley Sproul delete all.

Lucky. Don't worry, I didn't shag him. Just to be clear, he didn't slide in that way. Early days. Yeah. Especially once he shakes off that minger partner of his. I'll catch her. She's the most beautiful woman in the world, eh?

Play ZM's Flash, Vaughan and Hayley. If you've got a smartwatch, you've probably banged into something or whacked a desk. Because I've whacked the desk before and my watch is like, whoa, have you had a fall? You alright? I think I've turned mine off. You've turned off the, what if you take a tumble? Fall detection.

What if you actually take a fall? I guess I'll just die. Okay, somewhere. Fair enough. Fair enough. You know what, that's your prerogative bro, you can do that. Take a couple of deep breaths at the bottom of that stairwell that you just tumble all

the way down and just pass on. Let that be somebody else's problem. Fair thee well. Well, going into the European summer, the police are saying, please take off your smart watches before going into mosh pits. Because there was a heavy metal event in 2023 that they use as the perfect example, the download festival, where smartwatches called the emergency services 700 times for false collision reports.

Oh, from like the wall of death when they run at each other and thumping. Just slamming and hitting and your watch makes a sudden stop so it's like, oh. 700 times? But then you keep moving so there's been a collision rather than a fall, a fall is a sudden movement and it's like, oh. 700 times. But then you keep moving so they're like, has there been a collision rather than a fall? A fall is a sudden movement and then it's a cease of movements. So your usual festival wouldn't be a problem. It's just.

But maybe like raves like doof doof, you know like if you're like in like a, you know, big ED, what is it, EDM? EDM. Yeah, like thing. Yeah, if you. Yep, yep. Well if it's really loud,

if it's really loud the watch is's really loud, the watch is like, whoa, it's too loud. And then the banging and the running into things. But it's not gonna call an ambulance if it's too loud. No. So it's a warning for metalheads if they're gonna run into each other like silly buggers. They literally said it detects a severe car crash

and then it'll alert you and display an alert. But if you're in the middle of a mosh pit, you're not gonna see it. And then after 30 seconds, it calls the police. Well, people's phones and watches have called the emergency services here in New Zealand. It's saved people's lives. Oh yeah, they're pretty amazing.

Yeah, you read stories all the time. Yeah. You'd whack a bloody Apple watch on your nana, wouldn't ya? Well, it's... Do you know what I mean? Put one on your old person. Because you can track them as well. Yeah, because my pop, before he passed away, Jablis,

he had a huge rastafarian, wasn't he? Massive rasta. So he had one of those St. John's buttons. But it's no use to him if he's home by himself and not by the button. Yeah, and it's no use if you've, I guess, if you fall and knock yourself out, you can't then press the button. Where does the Apple Watch detects it? And then goes, OK, I'll jump in.

Because it says here, so full detection, if your Apple Watch detects that you're immobile for about a minute, it will start a 30 second countdown. So big movement, then a no movement. It goes, okay, do you need me to call? Hey, Lee. Yeah. Hey, Ols.

But that's full detection. There's also the crash one, right? Where if you crash or you, yeah. Which is I guess what the festivals are picking up. Yeah, detecting. But it's the Bogans mostly. It's the Haley's that are at the metal. It's the metal concert people.

This is how we express ourselves, you know? Throwing fists in a snake. Throwing fists and just getting a whack every now and then. Play. ZM. Fletchvorn and Hayley. From the Fletchvorn and Hayley group chat, this is the top six. Wow, blow dick. We love boats here in New Zealand, right? Well, this would be,

producer Shannon's one of her favourite shows. Would it be your number one show? Oh my goodness, you know it is. And Aisha, of course, a huge fan of the show. Yeah, friend. Fan and friend. Friend of the show, yeah. Yeah, no, it's the Aisha of course a huge fan of the show. Fan and friend. Fan and friend of the show yeah. Yeah no it's the greatest show of all time. Did we tell you how we roasted her? No. So we when me and Fletch were in... Fletch and I. Wow. Yeah actually yeah. Sorry just which one went to private school? No because I was trying to say when me was in

Melbourne because I'm Rastafarian and I literally just talked about my Rastafarians. Yeah, Chablis. So when me was in Melbourne and Fletch was also there, we went to a liquor store and we saw her cocoa water and vodka RTDs and we took a photo next to them and she was like, oh my god, you guys are so nice. And then we sent her a video and we were like, nah bro, yuck, we didn't buy them, we got prosecco. We're just joking.

We're joking. I would love to try that because I love my coconut water. They're so good. And there's a peach one too. Which will be young. Peach and coconut water. Well anyway, your favourite show. Favourite show of all time. They already do a below deck Down Under don't they?

Yeah, which is the best of the franchises. There's five franchises. Down Under's the best. Where does Down Under go? So last time it went around the Seychelles and like more like Africa-ish. That doesn't feel Down Under. I know.

That's up under. That's up over. They did Australia the first season, but then yeah, they kind of went, they acknowledged that they're like, we're kind of in Africa right now, but it was like down under the equator, I guess. Right, okay.

It is weird how Australia really took down under when everything below the equator is down under. Yeah yeah we should claim that back. South America, South Africa, yeah all down under yeah. Well season 12 has been out for a couple of weeks and there's press been happening and um Captain Kerry said that would love to make a New Zealand one. Cruising around New Zealand. It'd be beautiful. Imagine all the spots. Yeah and the dolphins. So I've got the top six boats Captain Kerry can pilot and below deck down under and to the side. Number six on the list the Inter Islander. Now that's going to be a dramatic season. It's not very like. Something's always breaking down. Posh though, is it? No, I know, but you can't be too posh in New Zealand

because then- Excuse me, it's not very posh. There's a pokies room. Do they still have the pokies? I don't know, I've been on the inter island for a long time. No, for years. Years after smoking was banned on the inter island,

you could still smell the city. I mean, there used to be pokies. Can we have a text? I know there's still pokies on some of the interiors. Anybody been on the interiors lately? Are there pokies? Yeah. You just got the pokies. What else are the truckies gonna do for three hours?

Yeah I mean you can only play with yourself so much right? But then they go on the Blue Bridge. The truckies go on the Blue Bridge. Will there pokies on the Blue Bridge? No I don't believe so. No there's no pokies on the Blue Bridge. But you can get a room on the Blue Bridge. Oh nice.

You don't have to even get a cabin. You can get a cabin. You can get a cabin on the Blue Bridge. I can't You don't have to even get a cabin. You can get a cabin. You can get a cabin on the Blue Bridge. I can't see whether or not there's pokies. I just Googled pokies on the inter island or if not had any sort of love or luck on that one. What a shame if there aren't. Number five on the list of the top six boats

Captain Kerry can pilot and blow deck down under and to the side, the Spirit of Adventure. And the best part about it is once he goes on the Spirit of Adventure, he won't talk about anything else. Remember that time I went on the Spirit of Adventure? Yeah, cause you won't stop part about it is once he goes on the spirit of adventure, he won't talk about anything else. Remember that time I went on the spirit of adventure? Yeah, because you won't stop talking about it. Did your private school kids do the spirit of adventure?

Yeah, I mean not all of us. Yeah, just some. Mostly, I thought it was always like the naughties. I thought it was a little bit, sometimes it was not always naughty. Apparently no pokies. No pokies on the entire room. What a shame. Why even be there? It's so much fun as a kid going away with Mum and Dad and you'd sneak into the pokies as a 12 year old and put two bucks in, you know? How fun.

That's probably why they're not there anymore actually. We should do... Where did you use to play the pokies one time? Because the Keriowne Rugby Club in Morrinsville used to have a pokies machine, one single pokies machine, and they'd always unplug it. And as a kid you'd plug it back in and crank the other guy. I don't even know if there was money in it. It was just fun.

Number eight is the spirit of adventure. He'll just never stop talking about the spirit of adventure. I think it was sometimes the wayward kids went on the spirit of adventure, or they didn't know what they wanted. And so they'd go and find themselves on the spirit of adventure. Or they'd come back and they'd say,

definitely not a career in anything marine. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, one and done. Number four on the list of adventure. Well they'd come back and they'd say, definitely not a Korea in anything marine. No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, one and done. Number four on the list of the top six boats Captain Kiri compiled and blow decked down under and to the side are the Waiheke Island. Very darling. Oh darling.

Darling, that's drama. Wouldn't be short for content coming back on a 9pm sailor. Yeah. Remember how much we paid for those drinks when we were on the Waiheke ferry? Yeah. Oh my god, no that wasn't the Waiheke we were on the Y-Hacky Fury? Yeah. Oh my god, no that wasn't the Y-Hacky Fury, that was a Devonport.

But it was carrying on to Wahakadam. Oh my god, darling, my price. Very expensive, darling. Number 3 on the list of the top 6 boats, Captain Kira, Compilot and Blowdeck, and to the side, KZ7. That one in the Viaduct, that's up on the thing. I reckon get that back in the water. Get rid of it. God, it's ugly.

I'm sorry, but it's gotta go. It does. KZ7. Yeah, yuck. Get rid of it. God it's ugly. I'm sorry but it's gotta go. It does. KZ7. Yeah yuck. Get rid of it. I hate that. I hate that. Every time I see it I'm just like why is it still there? You're so against it. You're very staunch on this. It's just, eugh. Isn't it? Yeah it is. It is weird. That we've just hoisted an old boat up and then just kind of just sits there. Like put something like put the Owa Kuni carrot there. No you can't steal that from our corner. Well that has to be in... Well no they grow the carrots.

Or put the big Cromwell peaches. No we don't grow peaches in downtown Auckland. It doesn't matter but put something cool there. Put something kiwi there. I don't know. Kiwi. It's been done. You know.

But then that's the home of the racing. Ah it's done. So yeah. Well he's spoken. Or put one of the new boats up racing. Ah, it's done. So yeah. Well, he's spoken. Or put one of the new boats up there. You know, the nice ones. I didn't realise you'd put this much thought into it. I'll be honest.

I go under it all the time. I didn't realise how much this plagued your brain. It's so yuck. No one's climbed today. I've thought it's kind of asking to be climbed. Hard to climb though, from the underside. You need a big ladder. Number two on the list of the top six boats

Captain Carey can pilot and below deck, down under and to the side, the hovercraft at Auckland Airport. Yeah, that'd be nice. I think that'd be really exciting. Hovercraft? Let's think of park a hovercraft, we've got a couple. In case anything ever falls off in the Manukau Harbour,

because it's so tidal, boat, if it's low tide and something falls off, no boat's going to be able to get to it. You need a hovercraft to skid across the mud. I didn't know that. That's a yellow one. And number one on the list of the top six boats Captain Kira compiled in Below Deck down under to the side, the Rambers and Pirate Ship.

The new one that's coming. Yeah. Oh that's right, it's coming back. They got rid of the old one, they're gonna get a new pirate ship. Remember they said that? Mm-hmm, I do remember. And they need a captain for it. So that's my suggestion you could make a series or two out of that, that's today's top six.

Play ZM's Fleshborne and Haley. Play ZM's Fleshborne and Haley. University of Queensland in Australia conducted a study about the use of swear words online. Like Facebook comments. Facebook, yeah, the comments section. New Zealand, they identified by the way 597 vulgar words. Are there even that many? I want the full last day. I feel like some are on the light end of things like... Pissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss No, that's like, that's a... That's quite brutal. That's quite brutal, but you know, you would imagine there'd be some like...

Crap. Crap, yeah. Yeah, crap. Yeah, your vulgar words. Do you remember when Bunga was a... Bunga was very contentious. A contentious one years ago. So the least profane countries are Bangladesh,

Ghana, Tanzania, and Hong Kong. Very, very low in the usage of swear words online. Hong Kong's keeping it clean eh? No chatty, no swearing. Yeah. No chatty is Singapore. Oh I thought Hong Kong was no chatty as well. No. I like the top 100 swear words. The most offensive American swear words ranked. Four days ago. But American swear words, they find, you know, they don't use the C-bomb. Yeah, I know. But still that would be up there for us.

The United States was the most profane country. I don't think that's surprising with everything that's going on there and how divided they are and how angry they are. Yes, angry they are. So when the United States was the filthiest, United Kingdom after that, Australia after that, then Singapore, then fifth, New Zealand.

Yeah. Wow. So these are, is this how much we swear or? How often we're using profanities in our online. So it's like comments online, our news articles, which probably won't have that much swearing in them in Zed Herald. Yeah, Facebook comments and everything. But we also as Kiwis might say, shit bro that was funny.

You know like, that guy's a good C. So our top three I would happily say on air now. Prick. These are the ones we use the most often. The most. Prick. Yep. Bloody. Oh yeah, bloody. Bloody's most. Prick, bloody. Yep.

Oh yeah, bloody. Bloody is a nice word. Prick, bloody and a-hole. Oh really? Okay. I said I was brave enough to say it, I don't want to say the full thing. I got shy. Whereas like worldwide,

the F word was the most widely used across all countries. The UK's number one profanity of choice online, the C word. Oh yeah. The C-bomb. That's not surprising. Yeah, proper lie, drop in the C word. Oh yeah. The C word. That's not surprising. Proper lie, drop in the big one. The US was a whole, that was the most dominant and Ireland was the F word as well, but we're the fifth most vulgar country when it comes to swear words.

It doesn't surprise me. It doesn't surprise me. We've made it so casual. Yeah, we've made it so casual and even, uh, well you swear words as, you know, a term of endearment. Yeah, you bloody good bitch. There is a coffee shop in the UK that I think we should all just pack a suitcase for and go. I'd love to go to the UK. In New Zealand. Diggers is the name of the cafe.

I guess that's what they do at this stage of the game? There's diggers there. There's diggers. It's a cafe and they're in diggers. I'm having a look. It's what's described as the UK's first fully remote controlled cafe. And so you go along and you get a coffee and a slice. And then you sit down and at where you sit down there's remotes.

And you can drive diggers, you can drive trucks, you can drive cranes. They're all remote control. But then they're tall. And yeah, well, yeah. I thought you meant big ones. Big diggers. But yeah, so they're like in a sand pit,

you're at this cafe. And you can play constructions. You can dig, one guy can dig hole, and then you dig the hole and put it in the truck, and the truck takes it, dumps it somewhere else, and then then there's a bulldozer and they can like flatten it out And what if you're digging on your digger and the person sitting next to you that you don't know At the cafe is in charge of the truck and the useless You gotta you gotta encourage them with some kind words, okay, I was ready to be like this looks lame

This looks cool. It looks cool as hell. I wonder, my problem is I'm wondering. All these kids there though, they'll be all like, I don't wanna play. And I'll be like. No, you're going to school. You're doing it wrong. You're going to school.

Yes. Don't go on the holidays. Oh no, I'd rather. Go during school hours. Do you know what would be great though for me? Let's add cats. Oh my God, and they're like meow meow. Meow meow, and then so you've got the diggers

and then there's the sandpets. And they're coming in and they're like chasing them. And then they use the sandpit to share. Cause they're cats and then you dig it up, put it in the truck, take it away. You take away the poops. Okay, this looks really cute. My concern is what if the batteries start running out?

I'd imagine that. Cause you know when you've got a remote control, anything, the batteries never lasted. I'd imagine they'd have a million batteries and you're just constantly on the charge. Constantly replacing them. Yeah. I'm just having a little look at their slices.

They look all right. We've got a Biscoff Blondie, a Jammy Blondie. Yeah, they look all right. Okay, so good food. So whereabouts in the uke is this? Scarborough, I think I saw. Yeah, Scarborough. Is that an idea?

Something, of course, where the fair was, famously. The Scarborough Fair. Not open Mondays, Tuesdays, we can't go today. Yes, but by the time we get there, it'll be. It'll be on Tuesday and we still won't be open. I reckon we're going for a little while, we might as well go Wednesday. It's open two to seven.

Only two to seven? What kind of... In fact, it's not open in the morning. We just make morning coffee. And two o'clock we're nearly picking up the kids. And then they'll be there being like, I wanna play under Diggins. We're gonna get there at two for an hour of, yeah, kid free.

And then us three are sitting there using all the remotes and the kids come in and the parents are looking at us being like, well you know it's a children's game. And we say, well sorry sorry this is actually serious stuff, we're halfway through. Yeah, yeah, we've already paid for our coffee, we've ordered another coffee. Is it Southland where you can do the diggers

and in Vicargo you can play on the diggers? Drive diggers and stuff. See maybe we just need to do that instead. And just have a coffee. And yeah, take our own coffee. Take our own coffee. Bring coffee. Bring coffee.

Take a thermos. Yeah, and play in actual diggers. That sounds way more fun than this stupid kids game. You know what? The kids can have it. Don't even want it. Play ZM's Fletchborne and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletchborne and Hayley.

Fletchborne and Hayley, silly little pose, silly little pose. It is so silly, silly, silly that the silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole. Silly little pole, do you have a 10 year plan? Yeah, so this is in the news because Sydney Sweeney has opened up in a magazine about how she believes in the 10-year plan. She said that she wanted to become a movie star when she was just a kid and she created a PowerPoint presentation to show her parents to convince her to take her to Hollywood so she could pursue her career.

Oh, that's nice. Yeah, but if that was our parents, they'd just be like, shut up, peel the potatoes, clean your room. Yeah, yeah. You're no way in hell. No way in hell, look at you. Hollywood actress, you minger. You're a minger.

Not with a face like that. Not with a face, you're not gonna be, you're gonna be on movies. It's weird because 10 years, like, I'm 43, so 10 years ago I was 33, and 10 years before that, 23, and that's just basic maths I'm doing there, I'm showing off my mathematical ability. You're smart, boy. But that 20 years from 23 to 43 doesn't feel like a ton has

changed I mean it has I've got kids and stuff yeah but like if I think from 43 to 63 another 20 years that seems like a big change. But when I was 20, 43 seemed so far away yeah I. I don't know. So it's like 10 year chunks when you take life in 10 year chunks. I don't have a plan. I've got dreams and goals and like a, I'd like it if this sort of thing happened.

Yeah, that's kind of like a plan. It's not a plan. It's kind of a plan if there's goals. Yeah, I suppose so. Yeah, I'd be more goals just along the way. Not like a big in 10 years I want to be this. In 10 years I want to be here. Yeah, other than rich and hot.

Duh, duh, duh. Just why I'm at work and I'm going to the gym afterwards. That's the plan. And saving up for turkey. And saving up for tur- Oh my god, don't start her. It was the hot topical conversation over the weekend. Oh, was it?

I was getting told off my everyone. Did you reveal what she wants to do? No, she said I'm thinking of a small cosmetic procedure. I revealed it to one member of the gaggle. Really? Matt knows. Matt knows. I have full support.

Okay. This is how it starts. You are beautiful, as you are. This is how it starts for people. They get one thing done, and then before you know it. Oh, no one even noticed, I'm gonna get another thing done, and everyone's noticed.

That's right. And then before you know it, you just look like we've dragged you from a lake and you've been dead for a week, and you're all popped up. That's right. And then before you know it, you just look like we've dragged you from a lake and you've been dead for a week and you're all popped up. That's what you look like. Well, maybe that's what I want to look like. It's a whole lot. Do you have a 10 year plan?

87% of penises? 87 penises. 87 penises said, 87 percent, I will say it again, percent of people said, no, they don't, 13% do. God, we're just free-balling life. Yeah. Woo, grab that.

Kayleigh said, if COVID taught me anything, it was not to have a 10-year plan. Interesting. Interesting. I mean, yeah, life can always throw you and it always will throw you curve balls. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But that's why you have the plan

so you can get back on track, right? Or go, okay, maybe I wanna divert from the plan. Gabby said, nope, I'm a roll with the punches kind of person, goals are for geeks person. Goals are for geeks. Okay, goals are for geeks. That's actually really mean. Oh wow, that's really mean. Grayson said, brus, don't even have a 10 day plan.

We out here surviving, living on a prayer. Yeah dude, surviving, not thriving is the order of the year. Let's just get through this year, get Christmas out of the way. Let's just get through to Christmas. Yeah. Jesus. Let's make more order of the year. Let's just get through this year. Get Christmas out of the way. Let's just get through to Christmas Yeah, let's make more out of next year. Oh Attitude for some months now. Oh well

Michael said I'm a five-year plan guy myself because that's all the old questions Where do you see yourself in five years and a job interview they say where do you see yourself in five years? You're like, hopefully not working in a shithole In a job interview they say, where do you see yourself in five years? You're like, hopefully not working in a shithole. Hot rich. And then you don't get the job. And they're like, what? And you're like, no, I thought you wanted me to be ambitious.

I don't want to be here in five years. If somebody said, I'd be happy to have this job in five years, you don't want that person. You want the person that's going to try to go work hard, right? That's right. And then once you hire them, you crush their dreams. Yeah, just going to use this job to get more money and stepping stone to get a better job in another company. This joke of a job, you could say, at a job interview, more money and stepping stone to get a better job in another company. This joke of a job you could say,

and this joke of a job is simply a stepping stone. For big holidays, yes, says Sheldon. 2027 Rugby World Cup, WrestleMania 50, and the 2032 Australian Olympics. See, that's fun. Wow, okay, good. Good to have something in the calendar. That's nice, I like you working towards events

in your life. Alex said, day by day, bitch. That's, yeah, to be honest, that's what it takes. Yeah, one day at a time. One day at a time. Rachel says, yes, but historically it segues into a domster fire and we just live, laugh and laugh. That's just life really, isn't it?

That just sums up life. Mason, no plan. I just gotta make it through to Christmas. After Christmas, Mason, everything's calming down. I don't even know what I'm having. We'll get New Year's, we gotta get New Year's as well. So we'll just get Christmas out of the way. New Year's.

Tidy up to the dishes for New Year's. I don't even know what I'm having for dinner tomorrow, said Hamish. Nicolette says, manifestation baby, five years ago I sat down and made one, so far I've accomplished everything, except three things on the list. Yes!

That's good, that's good. That's how I put it down. You do, you hold yourself a bit more accountable, eh? Well done. Yeah. Inspiring, flows. You do, you hold yourself a bit more accountable, eh? Well done. Yeah. Inspiring, actually. You know, I said this, I was gonna start this week with a whole fresh new perspective on the world,

and that's really inspired me, Nicolette. My partner has one for us, all the important stuff is left up to him. I'm just along for the ride vibing and living my best life. That's not gonna work, then. Hell no, said Emma. I have a five month plan, and that's making it through police college.

Yes. Who was that? Was that male or female? Um, Emma. Do you reckon Emma, do you reckon on the female shirts they taper in the arms? Oh I don't know, maybe. Yeah, they might do. Yeah, and I reckon they'd do a taper under the under the boos as well. So we get the waist snatch. Yeah.

The post-boos waist snatch. Yeah, the cocks just always look snatched. Oh they're snatched! You look like snatched. They're fat aren't they? That's where you have to be. You die through windows. Yeah. That's a little pump. Play ZM's Fletchborn and Hayley. My daughter August, my youngest daughter turned 11 years old yesterday and that blew my mind. That blows my mind. Yeah that's crazy. That's insane. That's crazy stuff crazy times and the she loves the TV show the rookie It's so funny. I got so many police procedurals. I can get her into when she's over a chain Very palatable. Oh, yeah, the rookies very family. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My mom loves it

Yeah, when when my daughters found out that Nana had watched All of the Rookie, they were just like, Nana rules, Nana's good. I think she'll like The Wire. The Wire. Oh, it's a bit intense for a 11 year old. No, when she's like, when she's our babe. Well, we watch shows together,

we watch like Lord of the Rings, we watch our trilogies together. I 100% I'll do Breaking Bad and The Wire with her one day. Maybe Sopranos when she's a little bit older, like late teens. Late Sopranos. Late teens though. Grim. It's bad.

It's like a big watch for a woman. It's very intense. So as a woman, that was my one thing I watched back and I was like, oh, horrendous treatment of women. Yeah, that wasn't great. But great writing and great performances. It was nice when they took Adriana for the walk in the forest.

It was when they took her forana for the walk in the forest. It was when they took her for the walk. Just one last walk. She wanted a rookie cake, birthday cake, a rookie thing to birthday cake. When I saw this, I was like, this is iconic. It's on my Instagram if you want to see the rookie birthday cake. Could you imagine being like in your 20s

and you look back at your 11 year old birthday party and there's a rookie birthday cake. What did you have for birthday cakes growing up? Just cakes. Or the women's weekly, Australian women's weekly cakes. My dad did cake decorating. Yeah, you were pretty lucky. We were lucky, we got like, I had like,

my favourite rugby league teamers a cake. Did you have like the race car ones? My brother had that, I remember for my brother's eighth birthday was the race track. The thing that looked like the slot car sets. Yeah. So we got her a rookie cake made. Now I will say the icing, very blue.

Blue is blue. Very blue. Very blue. It wasn't like the navy. LAPD are they black? Are they black or blue? Super dark blue. Yeah, like a real dark navy. Yeah.

But the cake was light blue. It was a lighter blue. Yeah. It was the boys in blue. Yeah. And so it was one of those, it wasn't like a hard icing. It was, what's that other icing? The soft icing. Fondant. Nah, not fondant. Yeah, it wasn't fondant. No, it wasn't fondant. It was just buttercream. Buttercream. Oh yeah, okay. That's what it was. Buttercream icing. Was it Italian? Pardon me? Was it Italian or was it Swiss meringue buttercream? I've got no idea. Remember when he used to host a baking show?

Crazy. Oh yeah. I don't know what's the difference. The butter content, the amount of butter? Okay, well don't talk to us like that. Not everybody, oh wait, you were asking because you sounded like you were raising your voice at us. No, no, no, I can't remember.

Italian? Swiss butter, yeah, Swiss meringue, Italian buttercream. No, Swiss meringue. It's all delicious because it's just butter and sugar. What's the difference? And there's a French in the mix as well. And there's a French as well. And they've got different structures,

so based on what people needed it for, they'd choose whether they're gonna go Swiss meringue or not. Meringue's got egg whites in it, that's why. Okay, so it fluffs it. Oh, like as it fluffs up and it'll be all yum. Fluffs it. Fluffs it a little bit more. So, I ate said cake.

I had a big slice of that cake. How was the rookie birthday cake? Pretty good, pretty good. Really yum. Like the cake itself was good cake. Cause I don't like when a cake's decorated nice but the cake's not up to snuff. I hate that too.

When you're like, it's all about what it looks like for the photos. Yes, totally. You got some dry ass boring cake. You bet. No, good cake. You gotta have nice thick cake. So I ate it. You bet. No, you gotta have nice thick cake. Yeah.

So, I ate it. And then yesterday I was having my Sunday ablutions. That's a nice way to put it. Sunday ablutions. Yeah, on the toilet. On the toilet. On toilet. I must, I immediately upon wipe.

Notice that I had, what can only be described as green feces. Okay. I freaked out. I think I'm dying. So I'm on the Google. Sit back down on the toilet. I'm like, I can't leave here till I get some answers.

Yeah, right. I do some Googling. Blue food colouring. Really? Blue food colouring, something in it, it goes to green. Mixed with the brown. It goes to green, like a vibrant green. What makes blue, what are the... Green,, it goes to green. It goes to green like a vibrant green.

Green, blue and yellow make green. Yeah, blue and yellow make green. So I don't know if there's some yellow in the bile or a yellow in the presents. You're yellow multivitamin. Yeah, what it makes to make green pose. That makes your ways yellow, that's not your pose. It doesn't change your pose.

That was quite something. That's okay. How much of this poo, so it doesn't change your poo. Sorry, but it was quite something. Mm-hmm. Okay, how much of this cake did you eat? Not much. Really? Like one good slice. But you could tell it was really blue because when I got some on my finger,

when I was cutting it up and serving it out to her friends, I went and licked it, but it didn't take all the blue off. I was like, oh, that must have some food coming out. Like a shoplifting tag that's exploded. Not that that's ever happened to me. What? Imagine if one of those exploded in your mouth. Sorry! Your poo would be so green. What did you just admit to?

Did you have one of those? I've always wanted to know what they looked like. I know but I've always wanted one to explode. Oh my god. It's just a magnet that takes that other thing out, eh? Yeah, yeah, but some of them have the die packs and so that if you tamper with them it'll go and ruin what you've taken. Yeah everywhere. If we can't have it, no one can. That's just a general heads up something you don't need to Google because I had a panic Google of it yesterday. Yeah. Blue food coloring items which is not a food

coloring that we often eat. No it's not is it? Reds would be your most common. Yeah, so blue can lead to a green poo. So just eat dark. Eat too much blue, get a green poo. Play ZM's Fletch-Born and Hayley. Now, James Roque, comedian, FATIRUS! is in studio after moving to Canada two years ago.

Yeah, I've been away. Oh, how is it y'all? Oh, that was bad. Whoa, what was that? No, I'm so bad at it. Are you yodeling? What is that? How is it y'all?

No, Canada's nice. It's pretty nice to be back here because when I moved there, I realized that this face and accent combo is quite weird in North America. If you don't know James Roque, to describe his face and accent combo. Yeah, go on.

Go on, Hayley. Hot. No, no, how would you describe my facial features and my face? You'd be like, you'd want to not, you'd be like, you're so high. I've never seen anyone work so hard to not say Asian in my life.

It's like Asian, but it's brown Asian. It's like when on Harry Potter, Cho Chan had a Scottish accent. Yes, right? How buzzy was that? Did Ira just be like, huh? Yeah, she's like Chinese and she's like, howdy, I can't go to the down city.

Hi, howdy. Hi, howdy. How's our goals, howdy? Yeah, so it's nice to be home where I don't have to explain why I sound like this. Brown Asian with a Kiwi, Filipino accent. That's precisely it, yeah. And then people are like, what's that?

Yeah, people just can't compute. They're like, what? And then actually the number one question I asked is um, are you from Australia? And then I just say no are you from America? So you're touring your show right you go to Australia after this right? Yes, I am doing New Zealand, Wellington, Auckland, Hamilton Christchurch with chumperado. That's the name of the show What is the show about? The show, so a couple years ago, when I moved to Canada,

I got like this life-holding message from my mum while I was eating a bowl of Champorado. You guys familiar with this? No, please. It's a chocolate rice Filipino dish. You do wanna ask about the meatloaf. Filipino cuisine, it fascinates me no end. Really?

Yeah, because I have, but not a lot, but also I don't feel there's enough Filipino restaurants. Yeah, there's about like three here. Thai overrepresented. Oh yeah, there's a lot of Thai. Too many Thai restaurants. Yeah, too many Thai restaurants. I'm saying it here, cancel the Thai restaurants from Bournesville.

Give up this space for the Filipinos. Thank you. Wow. Just off air, we were talking about if we were all to get canceled, what would it be for? Derrick, it's that. Cancel the Thai restaurants. cancelled, what would it be for? Dere is that, cancel the time. Yeah. I'm not saying cancel the time,

I'm just saying give up some of the real estate to the Filipino cuisine is amazing. Where have you had it here in Auckland? Hapunan. Oh yeah, I wish. Hapunan's house. Shout out to Poonan bro. Yeah, beautiful.

You gotta go if you've never been, it's good. But is that like approachable? Have they made that like- Like wider-fife? Like Filipino, white textiles version? Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. It's like a fusion, it's a fusion vibe. So it's like, you know, your white friend can eat this.

Yeah. Cause you guys always talk about David Correo's promising some Filipino meatloaf. Oh, he cooks well. I don't know if you've eaten, I don't know if you've eaten David's meatloaf before. But it goes hard. I haven't even explained it

and I wanted it desperately, desperately. Wait, so what's champurado? So champurado is a chocolate rice kind of pudding, and you have it for breakfast in the Philippines. Okay, yum. Yeah. What? Yes, we don't mess around, and we're obsessed with that,

and also we're obsessed with sweet and savory mixing that together. Is there a fried egg on top of it? No, but you probably could. Sweet chocolate rice with a fried egg. Straight up. Everything has a fried egg on top of it? No, but you probably could. Sweet chocolate rice with a fried egg. It would work. Straight up. Everything has a fried egg on top of it. Yeah, and then a protein for breakfast. 100%. The Thai wouldn't dare. The Thai don't have the balls. Cupcorn crap. Get out of here buddy. I love how I've come here to plug the show and I've started a beef between Filipinos and Thai people in New Zealand. Okay, so you're eating this bowl of delicious chocolate chocolate. Yeah, and I got this message from my mum and it kind of just like halts my life

and it kind of forces me to reevaluate everything. And I know that sounds really dramatic and sad and it kind of is, but that's what the heart of the show is about. It just says here comedy veteran, do you know what I mean? And I'm just not getting the comedy through this. Yeah, but you're getting the sadness of a veteran.

You know, like that's- Yeah, right, you like it. What's your fascination with the veteran thing? Do you think it's like stolen valor? That I'm like being like, you haven't done the ropes? No, it's literally that you've been away from New Zealand for so long, and I need to remind you that this is what New Zealand does. You get too big for your boots, we want to bring you home.

We want to remind you you're no one. I think Hayley's funny. Who do you think you are? Yeah, hard to swallow because you guys have probably been in the game. You guys are similar age, right? Yeah, hey, hey, like five years older. Are you? That's why she's mad at me for the veteran she's like you're like 25

Do I? White hairs now like I had like Thank you that or now you're now you're just saying it from your chest. You say the quiet part out loud. No, no, but it's because I have like white hair now, dude. I'm like, but everyone on TikTok thinks I'm 25. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How old are you?

34. Yeah, I'm 35. Okay, so we just settle down. I'm aging like a white woman. That's what's happening. Yeah, that is true, actually. I'm folding everywhere. I'm sorry to say, but white people do age faster.

We age the worst. Yes, I love it. I mean, you guys actually look, the thing is you're not aging faster than us, we're aging slower than you. Yes. You guys look the age, and then like, for example, Asian women will just like look the same age,

then turn 50, and then shrink like, like in one go. Yeah. And then Asian dudes are the same, they're just like, you know, one day you're walking around healthy, and then the next you're just like walking around with your hands behind your back at the fruit shop, like tapping the watermelons and stuff without,

and you don't even realise. It just happens. It just happens. It just happens. Wait, so you're starting this week, Wednesday, Wellington. Yes, that's a show. And that is? That's sold out.

That's a veteran. Thanks for teaming me up on that. That's a veteran selling out. That is a veteran. That is a veteran. Then you come to Auckland. And that's not sold out. Hamilton. That's very not sold out. Christchurch. That's close to selling out. That is a veteran. Then you come to Auckland. And that's not sold out. Hamilton.

That's very not sold out. Christchurch. That's close to selling out. Okay, so you've got to be quick if you want to go and see James. JamesRokate4tickets.com Don't say JamesRokate4tickets.com JamesRokate.com 4tickets

R-O-Q-U-E James, good luck. And what's next after veteran? Legend. Legend, then then icon then immortal yeah I just want to say thank you and sorry to the Thai community for Don't apologise to them. No come on.

Play ZM's FletchBorn and Hayley. You know the show Too Hot to Handle? Yes. There is a Spanish version I believe the Spanish version. I don't know what Too Hot to Handle is. Producer Shannon you're watching this. You should have seen her face behind your back, by the way. When I said I didn't know what Too Hot to Handle was.

Oh dear, was that that? Let me tell you about it, because it is so trashily good. So this is the first- Trashily good. Yeah, this is the first time that they've done a Spanish version of the show, and the concept is- Seas. Seas, there's a lot of sea puppies.

So they go on the show, they're all these sexy, hot people who are very driven in the bedroom. And the premise of the show is there's about $200,000 on the line and if you do anything sexually explicit, money gets taken off the prize pot. So kissing is about six grand, it goes up from there there so you're trying to not spend the group's money You lose the whole amount! Too much!

But this new Spanish Is that bankrupt on Wheel of Fortune? Yeah it is! Heartbreaking! But this new Spanish season I've just, it released on Netflix last week. Are you watching subtitles or dubbed? Of course I'm watching dubbed, you know me, I'm trash. It's trashily good.

It's not a show that's perfect for the art, it's not. Yeah, yeah. But one of the guys came on and they're like, what's your turn on, what's your type? And you've got the most beautiful Spanish woman ever standing in front of him. He's like, what was the show called again? Too hot to handle.

Dude, just supporters. Wait, what is the opening web browser so he can... Like 100 percent. This is ticking a lot of boxes for a lot of people in this room. He's got the most beautiful woman in front of him. They're like, what's your type? What's your favourite attribute? You know what he says? Arm pits. Arm pits? He said for him it's the arm pits, it's

nothing to do with any other attribute on their body. I tell you what I've got to go to Spain sometime. You know what? I might also book a little flight, you know? The arm pit? He said it's his be all and end all, nothing else to do with their face or their body. It's all about the armpit. So they could look like anything, any type, but as long as they have sexy armpit, what makes a good armpit? That's what they didn't really delve into. Does he lick it or just look at it?

The armpit just looks like kind of... It's just a gap. It's just yuck. Yeah, and it's just like kind of there, isn't it? It's a bit hairy. The thing is, is he just said it and everyone kind of accepted it. And I was there like, no, no, no.

Excuse me. We must delve in. Will we dwell on this a little bit longer? Yeah, no, everyone was just like, oh yeah, mate. And he then picks a girl and I mean, she's a 10 out of 10. I wouldn't say her armpit's her best feature, but he's into her.

And they're spending money. Do you know, we did go to the gym on Saturday and saw a guy with good ankles. Yeah. Really good ankles and I was like. There is something about an ankle. I don't know, what makes a good ankle? I don't know, I like it when you see the tendons

kind of flexing. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? But not like veining. Is it like veins in an arm? Yeah, yeah, kind of. There's something about the tendon, but like I don't want to see a vein through your ankle.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Almost a muscle. Let me see yours. Do I have a vein in my ankle? Let's see. No, no, no, no, no, no. Almost a muscle. Will I have a vein in my ankle? Let's see. Oh, I do. Oh, no, but they're good. You've got the tendon. I think both of you have good ankle tendons.

And that make me confused. Do you think I could do like, like I could model shoes, but yeah, but no socks. You could be the ankle monitor model for the police. Oh my goodness, what a great gig. For corrections. For how to put on your ankle monitor quickly. And there's this gorgeous ankle there. Everyone's like, wow.

And it's kind of turning people on, but it's also like they're about to put this bracelet on for maybe six months. Because it already screams bad boy. Yeah. Sure. I'm reading an article here from the Times from 2018, the secret, why the secret of a woman's allure lies in her armpits. Now, they believe it's, men find them visually appealing, but it's the connection to the olfactory sense, the smell associated with oestradiol, which peaked when women are ovulating and concentrated in the armpits.

So it will be the smell that is associated with the view, and because all your senses are linked, that guy is like, I find that very visually appealing because it also ticks some of the other senses. You're right. That's why we're wired that way. Yeah. I put Dio on this morning, so I'm really,

I could be ovulating too. Feremoning. Wow, around the studio. Well, this is what we were talking about this and we think we should get some calls and messages of your left field turn-ons. Because I would say armpit, even the science or the sort of animalistic reason behind it,

that's not where I look first. The men's armpits are hot. We just mentioned it, well you mentioned the ankles. Maybe you're an ankle person. Or like you love the veins in the arms. Yeah, totally. Now people were saying, are we sure this wasn't just a translation issue?

That you know, we were, that people were just going, I don't think he means the armpit. He was kind of pointing and they kind of did some zoom ins on his new girl. Right, okay. So I do think of his armpit. Whether he was as passionate in Spanish, unsure.

Okay. Shall I go back for research? No, no, no, I think it's fine. I think it's fine. That's what we want to know this morning. Okay, we want you to call 0800 DALSATEME, you can text her as well, 9696. What is your left field turn on?

What do you find attractive? And we will not judge. Well, no judge, no judge. Absolutely not. The web of a man's fingers. Just looked out at yours. Strength of the web? You know, the web.

The web to come up to the first join or just for the swimming? Yeah, yeah, strong swim. Yes. Jesus. I just looked out at yours. Strength of the web. You know the web. The web to come up to the first join or just for the swimming? Yeah, yeah, strong swim. He's a provider. And he's a digger too. Provider. 0800 DARLS at Emerson number text through 9696. OK, no, no judgment.

I said no judgment, then I said ooh. Yeah, you just ooh. I'm sorry, no. Don't ooh. What is your left field turn on? Georgia, Georgia. Georgia's just come in. She's early for her show.

Do you have an unconventional, like a little left field turn on? Okay. In a guy? Okay, okay, okay. Okay. Here we go, here we go. You know how like, I don't even know which part it is.

Like you got your hips. Yeah. Right? Towards the groin. Like here. Yeah. Like the front of your leg. It is so smooth on him.

Like it's so smooth. Like there's not one bit of hair. It's so nice you go and warn your husband. And I literally like... I know, it's, yeah, come on. Georgia, live a little. We're living in a fantasy reality. I wanna know.

You're picking something, you're picking anything and you're picking something you got every day. Can someone tell me if it's on every dude? Cause I'll like stroke it. Wait, what are you talking about? What's that? Like does every dude have it? Like there.

Like no, like it's like. Top of top of the thigh in the groin. Up here, there's like nothing, there's no here. That's like. The hair leg stops. Oh my God, it is so hot. Yeah because you've ground it off because of your undies.

Yeah, your undies have grown out of your undies. Yeah, right. You've got it, you've got it. Feel yourself. Feel yourself. In a slide. Don't make me come here, this is a weird place. Not in a slide, sort of like a front.

Like front hip. Right. Wow. Honestly, wait feel this is a workplace. Not in a thigh, sort of like a front. Like front hip. Right. Wow. Honestly, wait till you, it's like the armpit, there's like smooth patch under the armpit too. It's like a baby's neck like bum. Bizarre, bizarre. Thank you, Armin.

Good morning, what is the left field thing that you find attractive in men? First of all, long time listener, first time caller. Oh, I got it. We've got the bell, we've got the bell. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Woohoo! Okay.

Um, on a man's hand, where his pinky finger is, just below that, on your hand, and his bonus points if there's some hair there, very, very manly. This bit. Just that bit there. Just that. I mean, man's hands, very, very, not the thumb. Yeah. Do I have a sexy that bit of the hand Hayley?

Yeah good, both of you rocking some good hands. Where would you a karate chop? Yeah yeah that's what you'd karate... I don't have any hair on mine though. How long have we liked that Rowling? Probably quite a long time, wouldn't want to commit to that but yeah. I can't say I've ever noticed. Noticed, wouldn't be a bit of the hand I noticed.

Yeah I would go more the knuckle or the veins on the top. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that's too much. You need a bit of subtlety. So not a big hairy hand, no. Not big sausage fingers. Just a nice little hint of a bit of body hair there. I love that, I love that.

Really, thank you. Some messages in. Somebody said freckles on guys. Yeah. What about when the back of the neck, the back of the neck where the neck connects to the back? Yeah. Oh my God. Is that what the nape, are they the traps? Yeah, but right the centre of the spine though.

Yeah, right. OK. I mean, snail trial, that's... Hey, Big Sandy's messaged it. Big Sandy? Big Sandy, where is he? I find my workmates double chin a bit of a turn on, says Big Sandy's messaged her! Big Sandy? Big Sandy, where's he at? I found my workmates double chin, a bit of a turn on. Says Big Sandy.

Double chin? Oh my god, Sandy! Double chin for Big Sandy. Okay. She's into that. Hello! She likes a man. Play ZM's Fletch, Bourne and Hayley.

Play ZM's Fletch, Bourne and Hayley. What is your weird, unusual, odd left field turn on? Guy from Too Hot To Handle in Spain loves the umpet of a lay day. Into the pits. Into the pits? Someone said a woolen dress coat on, my man's really doing it for me this morning. Oh my god, you win a man who wears a coat.

Not hard, is it? Oh my god, win a man who wears a jacket. Put a little effort in. Yeah! Corinne, what is your left field turn on? Just watching a dude work the clutch. Oh dude! Dude! Oh I love it, we're doing a double clutch. Like changing the gears.

Yeah, so thighs are probably my weakness, I'm a dude. So yeah, you know, just when you're sitting there and you're just watching them pump the clutch. Oh, so you're getting a little thigh. He's in short shorts, you're getting thigh and clutch action. And I'm glad the school run's done so they don't see how creepy their mum is. Oh yeah, no, your mum's not a creep, mum just knows what she likes. Yeah. So yeah, Corinne, I saw a real thick set of thighs at the gym and I feel like you'd like them.

Just the other day. Man, he was doing step ups and I was like, far out. Yeah, okay. He'd be good with a clutch. Corinne, thank you. Ask some messages in. I won't lie, it's feet. Okay.

Somebody said, yeah, you gotta love a foot. I wonder what bit, the toes or the sort of top of it or the heel? Yeah, I'm not sure. Full foot. Full foot. Thick wrists on a man. Someone said my man's hands, long fingers,

kind of thick and a chunky knuckle. Chunky knuckle, yeah, I get it, chunky knuckle. Like he's punched a few bad boys in the face. Flat, dark moles on the face or forearm. Now you might find that attractive, but that is a melanoma doctor's worst nightmare. Yeah, a flat dark mole. Imagine if you were a melanoma doctor and that was your thing. That would be great actually. You'd be investigating each one with that little thing that they put over them.

Yeah, but you'd be like, watch that. Torn, wouldn't you? You'd be like, that one needs to be watched. Someone's message in left handedness. That's me, wouldn't you? Watch that. That one needs to be watched. Yeah. For a circle round them. I'm just messaging left-handedness. That's me. That's you? That's you.

Cack hand. I didn't realise it was a hot thing. I do find it funny. Not funny, but it's like how left-handed people write so much nicer. Crooked? Yeah, when they curve their hand. And they have to keep their hand up, otherwise they drag it through there, don't they? We get ink on our little...

Like a dog scooting around with worms. Yeah, dragon smear. Since we were teenagers, me and my mate have been obsessed with hands to this day. We still talk about Hot Ryan on the school bus and the time we watched him untangle his headphones for five minutes. Hot Ryan. Hot Ryan?

Well what about what's Hot Ryan doing now? I bet he's got some noise cancelling wireless headphones. We can't even see it anymore. Untangle anything anymore. Yeah. Back dimples. I think we can alllling wireless headphones. We can't even see it anymore. Untangle anything anymore. Yeah. Back dimples. I think we can all agree. Yeah.

Just above the waist, those back dimples. Yeah. Yeah. That's hot, eh? Men, women and other. You know? No, not so much of a, oh, I know that someone wants to talk about turn offs.

No, we're not talking about that. Hey, someone said glasses, beanie and a raglan tee. Hey, that's why I had to start wearing a raglan tee, it was a threatening triple too hot. Too hot. You were too hot. Too hot to handle.

Too hot to handle. Somebody else said a snail trail on men. I find it attractive. Is that weird? Not at all. Yeah, no, that's a big one. Yeah. It's hot.

My fiance's arms and back when he uses a chainsaw. Yeah. Get that boy on an axe too, I reckon. If you like him on a chainsaw, you're going to love him on an axe. Get him on manual chainsaw. Yeah. Get that boy on an axe too I reckon if you like him on a chainsaw you're gonna love him on an axe. Get him on manual. Yeah. Yeah. Get him on that manual. Yeah a bit of a manual wood destruction there will really get you going. Play ZM's Fletch-Born and Hayley. Hey you on the phone I bet I can guess your mum's name. It's a return of I bet I can guess your mum's name. Vaughan will now ask Louise five questions about her mum.

Louise. And then have 15 seconds to try and guess her name. If you can do that Louise, you win $100 cash. Oh, that's exciting. Okay. Right. Hello Louise and good morning. Hello, how are you?

Good, thank you. Louise. Now do you need to psychically connect and hum with Louise Hello, how are you? Good, thank you. Louise. Now, do you need to psychically connect and hum with Louise first, do you think? I think so, I'm through the purple. We've got a good attitude here, but I'm not feeling a spiritual connection. Oh no.

As yet. Louise, so if you start humming, I will join you in a hum, the other two will hum. It's important. And we're about to say, are you touching the earth? You touching the earth? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm gonna touch the earth. What do you think she's flying or something?

When she's off in a car going real fast. But technically that's touching the earth, isn't it? Just a little bit of wheel. Okay. Okay. Ready? You start humming. We're gonna join. Go. Oh, yes. That was beautiful. Wow she is humming hard. I think we've connected there. Yeah okay. I don't have a fifth question yet. I'm gonna vibe it when I get there. My first question is how old is mum? Oh, 64. 64. 64 tells me she was born in 1961.

Nearly gold card status. Hang in there for the gold card, Sandra. I saw somebody on the bus the other day using someone's gold card. I was like, that's pretty cool. Wait, they were using somebody else's gold card. They were getting free bus. That's cheeky. And it's cheeky-weaky.

Of course it is. That's cheeky as heck. Um, I'm gonna put a Christine. I've got a Karen, so don't come at me with a Karen. Christine, Karen. I mean, my mother's 64. Yep, Patsy. Yep.

Always put a Patsy. Always put a Karen. Always put a Karen, always put a Karen. This is a classic mom's name. I've got a Sandra. Yep. I've got a Wendy. Barbara.

Barb. Did you see Barb's just gave birth to a beautiful baby girl? Louise. Barbara, Wendy. Barbara. Barb. Did you see Barb's just gave birth to a beautiful baby girl, Louise. Barbara, Helen. Yep. We should not name him. Oh, some people do name their kids their own name.

I find it odd. Yeah, like Louise Jr. Louise Jr. Yeah, that's odd, isn't it? Louis Jr. Tracy. LJ. Tracy's a classic.

That's our friend Matt's messaging. Which client? Maddie McLean's messaging. Maddie McLean. I was gonna say gay Matt, but not like Matty McClane's message in. Matty McClane. I was gonna say gay man but not most. Listening to his own radio show. His own radio station. Interesting.

Don't out him like that. Interesting. It's crazy. You know why he's tuned in? Because he wants to know if you're gonna bad mouth our mid winter Christmas. Which was overcatered. It was overcatered.

It was flawless catering. He overcatered. Matty McClane overcatered for something. Yes. Don't roast him. He doesn't like it. Unheard of. The food was exceptional.

It was exceptional food. Who was that? What roast did you go for? Oh my God, by the way, this guy Fletch was in charge of the Pav, didn't bring the cream. So we didn't have Pav. So Ryan had to whip up a quick brownie. I forgot the cream.

I forgot the cream. Wouldn't it have been easy to go and get cream? No, we were gonna Uber Eats. We were gonna Uber Eats one bottle of cream. We started looking at it and then it was like, no, no, no. And then live within Cooey of a Derry or? No, like I don't know. We're on a state to be walking to a shop.

No one was going to be leaving that house. What was his suggestion? What did Matt say? Tracy. That's his mum's name. Yeah, she's lovely, isn't she? She is lovely. She would never, she'd nail the catering every time.

Quality and quantity Louise. Second question Louise, speaking of catering, if mum was to have a cake, what flavour cake would she go for? Chocolate. Chocolate, she's a classic lady. Yeah, she's a classic lady. She's a classic, she's a Julie.

Do you have a Wendy? Did you put a Wendy down? Yeah, I've got a Wendy. Okay, yeah, good. Except vintage, isn't it? Wendy? Yeah, Julie Vines. It feels so spot on.

It does, it feels spot on. Oh, Wendy's girl Louise, you know? Yeah, it feels right. Debz. Debz, yep. Debz, for sure. Deb, Deborah, or Debbie. Your classic, older real estate agent's name.

Yeah, Judith. You know, like Judith has an open home. Judith's got the open What about Madeline? We don't know what she does for a job though. That could actually be my final question. Yeah. Thank you, sir Yeah, that's a great one Madeline You see real estate agents and I grew up with a woman called Madeline Fraser. Oh did you? Oh, yes. Lovely. No, there might be a Have I got a Catherine? No, I don't have a Catherine. I'll put that on the list. Yeah, that's a classic

That's a classic one there. All right, next question. What's Mum's favourite colour? I would say... Lavender. She feels, I'm feeling lavender. Really? Yeah, purple or blue?

Yeah, Mum's love it. Why Mum's love a purple? Have you got Tracy on there? Yeah, Tracy. Yeah, I've got Tracy. Tracy loves purple. From Maddie's mum. Yeah, Tracy loves purple. Maddie's mum. I'm gonna put a Helen on there. Show me a Tracy that doesn't love the colour purple. I'll wait. Mary. No, Tracy's have to love the colour purple. It's born in with the name. It's deep down inside them. I'm just gonna check on Vicky on the list. Oh, yeah good. Yeah, Vicky. You've nailed that. Mm-hmm Vicky feels right. It's a real estate agents name too. Yeah and Nikki NICK and Nikki. Why Vicky and Nikki?

What was mum's sport of choice this could be to play or to watch? Netball. Yeah she loves the neti. Does she still play netball? Irene, put Irene on. Irene van Dijk. Irene van Dijk. Irene. No she doesn't play but she watches on? Irene Van Dyke. Irene. No she doesn't play but she watches. She watches. She loves Irene. You know I don't have many nice things to say about South Africans but didn't Irene Van Dyke do us well in the netball?

That's a sort of thing she might say. People do say that. They do say that sort of thing. Say what you will about South Africans. But I won't hear a bad word about Irene. God she did wonders for me. And Ursula, I like her, she's funny. Yes she's funny, she's a lesbian.

And that's fine by me. That's fine by me, that's none of my business. She can choose to do whatever she wants in her bedroom. What she does, that's up to her entirely. I don't get it in terms of how it works. You know, your father and I, we've talked about it. And he's... I saw it was your father.

I did see he'd been looking up some of that on the... There's research on the thing. I think just to understand how it all works without the presence of a man. That's a dad caught looking at lesbians online. I was just trying to understand Ursula Carlson's life. Where does it without the man? You know I love the jokes, but I don't get them.

Who's on top? Entirely because of it. If it's not the man. Right. If you ask your last question. Thank God if it's not the man. Well, that's just where the man goes. That's the man's job.

That's the man's job. Okay, last question. What does mum do for a job? God, I'm sorry to have dragged your mother, sweet, sweet mother, onto this. She works in a rest home. Oh! Jillian. Jillian!

Yeah. And Julie. Julie's already on the list. Beautiful. Do we have a Jeanette? Yeah, lovely. Jane, I was just thinking Lynette. Lynette, yep. Lynette, yep.

Lynette, yes. Jane. Lorraine, my auntie works in care facilities. Lorraine, she's Lorraine. Okay. And her sister is Lynette. We've got so many names. Okay.

I don't know, I'm gonna get through these with a 15. Louise, 15 seconds. If you hear your mum's name, yell out stop. That's my mum's name. Vaughan, your time starts now. Sandra, Karen, Wes McClicker, Donna, Kristen, and Peva Gate, Patsy, Liz, Wendy, Barbara, Helen, Tracy, Joanne, Julie, Linda, Deb,

Stop, stop, stop! Which one? Julie. Yay! Julie! Woo! And then we said again, with the rest home thing, make sure Julie's on there.

Yeah, we did. Oh, fantastic! Well done, Julie! Louise, $100 is yours. And this is great news because that means that we have triggered... B-b-b-bonus round! While you're on the phone,

I'll have a go at guessing your dad's name. So that means one guess at dad's name. There are no questions. Okay. All right, Louise. Louise and Craig. No, no, Louise is her name. Oh, sorry, no, sorry.

Julie is another name. Julie and... Brent. Brent. That just felt like a John. She was Brent. Brent and Jules. But then you've got your classic names. You know, if Mum's 65. No, Mum's 61. Mum's 64. Four. No, she's 64. know, of Mum 65. No Mum 61. Mum 64?

No she's 64. 64. Yeah. Oh. 64. John and Jules? John and Jules. John and Jules. It's not Tom. Sorry, I was about to say Thomas. Ray? Ray? Ray! Ray! I'm not getting a spiritual connection to any of these names so far.

Okay. Come on, I'm going to hum again so're on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Who's feeding? Um... Julie and Peter? Peter? I mean maybe? Jules and Pete. Jules and Pete? It's not Patrick, that's ridiculous. No no no no no, it's not Patty. It's not Patrick.

It's not Patty. It's not Ricky Oso. Pah pah pah pah pah pah Peter. It is Peter. Ed. Ed? Far out Ed. It's not Ed.

I'll tell you right now. It's not Ed. I'll tell you right now with a hundred dollars on the fact that it's not Ed. Ed Wood and Jules? Nah, it's not Ed. Ed? Far out Ed. It's not Ed. I'll tell you right now. I'll tell you right now. It's not Ed. I'll tell you right now. I put $100 on the fact that it's not Ed. Kevin and Jules. Nah, it's not Ed. Nah, it's not Ed. That's ridiculous. Like it's gotta be a classic, like a John. It's gonna pop to the text machine. Dean, Kevin, James. Kev. Kev. Kevin and Jules. Kevin and Jules. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark. Mark, someone just screamed down the... Mark, Mark and Julie. Mark and Julie. Mark and Jules and their lovely daughter Louise.

Okay, well Vaughan, you've got a guess. One guess for $100. I feel like it's Peter. Okay Vaughan, what is your final guess? Peter is my final guess. Louise, what is your dad's name? Paul. Paul. It was right next to Paul. Paul, of is your dad's name? Paul. Paul.

It was right next to Paul. Paul, of course. The other page over in the Bible. It's always a betel. It's always a betel. It's a betel. Yeah. It's the betel.

Paul and Jules. You were so close. So close. Well Louise, unfortunately we couldn't guess dad's name, but you've won $100. Woohoo, thank you. You're welcome. You can guess your mum's name. Well done.

Love to Jules. And to pause. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. We did a little quickie little poll because there's a question going around the internet at the moment. What would you give up forever if you had to choose one? Kissing or sauce? I love that with all that's going on in the world and the world is on fire. It's a distraction. forever if you had to choose one, kissing or sauce? I love that with all that's going on in the world

and the world is on fire. It's a distraction. This is a great distraction. It is. How dry would life be without sauce? Dude. Do you know what I thought was- Because you're gonna have all the sauces you're talking

gravy, gravy's a sauce technically. Stir fry sauce? Yeah, stir fry sauce. The Goop packets. Goop pack? Everything really is sauce. Plus the sauce. Everything has sauce on it. Tart fry sauce. The Goop packets. Goop pack? Everything really is truffle sauce. Everything has sauce on it.

Tapia sauce. Do you think people just went, thought tomato and went no, kissing. Because kissing's not lovely, but we're saying, if you remove kissing, you can still do everything else, physical with someone. Yeah. Just no kissing on the mouth. Hot sauce? People are not.

People have not. Mayonnaise. Yeah, gone. People haven't thought through how much they condiment. No. Even if you're eating healthy and you avoid a lot of bad sources and foods, you still need liquid sources. You need wetness. Producer Shannon, to be clear that it wasn't. You need wetness. You do. To make it clear that it wasn't just tomato sauce, she put up a pasta emoji. So people were aware with our quickie little poll, the results.

58% of people give up sauce. The majority. Isn't that crazy? 42% give up pizza. That's madness. No! You're wrong. That's madness.

Okay, they said, Angela said, ha ha, married with kids and in my 40s, I'll keep the sauce, thank you. my days of passionate kissing are mostly behind me now Angela get back on the lip-locker Have a bash sesh This is what we just asked you which one to give up And she chose to give up kissing and now you're telling you she's chosen she needs to get back to me I'm on her side. I would never give up sauce, but I'm with her But she says she's married with kids and in her 40s and that's why they don't kiss.

She's given up. You've got to kiss. The Deserter says, this may be the hardest question you've ever asked. Those are my mouth's two favourite things. Sausage and kissing. Yum. Have you had a saucy kiss? I can't say I've had a saucy kiss.

I don't think I have either. Carl says, but we use sauce while kissing. Well, there's mouth sauce. I've just thought about chocolate sauce. Oh yeah. That's gone. Is maple syrup a sauce? Technically that's a spread or a syrup.

It's a syrup. But it's saucy. Someone said, well, joke's on you. I haven't had a kiss in years. Ha ha, I had sauce a few minutes ago. Sauce, better than kissing. I haven't had a kiss in years. I had sauce a few minutes ago.

So we're keeping the sauce. I'm keeping sauce. No, I like kissing. You'd miss it a bit, but then you just go and get yourself some sauce. Are you allowed to kiss around the other spots? No kissing. No kissing on the body. I thought it was just like kissing. You'd miss it a bit, but then you'd just go and get yourself some sauce. Are you allowed to kiss around the other spots? No kissing. No kissing on the body.

I thought it was just mouth kissing. I don't know. I think kissing on neck would be. No. So you're saying no kissing at all? I would have said kissing's a two-way thing. That's more of, oh but it is. Yeah, but you're right, it is. It's kissing.

So that would be banned. You can only do hickeys. Because then it's less of a kiss and more of a suck and a bite. Yeah, that's right. Exclusively hickeys. Yeah, wow. What would happen if you chose to keep sauce

and never kiss and then you tried to kiss? Would you get an electric shock every time? You turn into sauce. You turn into sauce. You become a puddle of sauce. You become sauce. Yeah. Oh, I did not see this coming.

Yeah. Those are the rules, I don't make them, I just abide become sauce. Yeah. I did not see this coming. Yeah. Those are the rules. I don't make them, I just abide by them. Yeah, feel free to join in on the great debate online. Yeah, it's everywhere at the moment. But I think if you really think about it. We're keeping sauce. You're keeping sauce.

We're chucking kisses. Play ZM's Fleshborne in Haley. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Do do do do do do do do do do do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, NBA teams today because the NBA finals are on. I haven't watched, I'm out. My team was out ages ago, Miami Hatens, so I just haven't been watching. Indiana Pacers, New York Knicks. I mean, there are lots of reasons to watch the NBA.

I can think of a couple. Can you? Tell us. Size. Size. Huge. Huge. Huge things.

Size and Hugh. Well, the New York Knicks, the Knicks isn't a weird name. The New York Knicks, they're on the front. The Knicks is a weird name. They're short for the New York Knicks, the Knicks isn't a weird name. The New York Knicks, they're on the front. The Knicks is a weird name. It's short for the New York Knickerbockers. Shut up! It is. One of the most unusual and historically rich names in sports is described as the term Knickerbocker originally referred to the type of pants worn by Dutch settlers in the 1600s. And of course, New York used to be called New Amsterdam.

Yes. Before it was renamed New York. So the Dutch settlers wore baggy-kneed britches, which were known as Knickerbockers. Yes. And then that became a nickname for old school New Yorkers, especially those of Dutch descent. So there was a, and the name gained popularity

and by a person who wrote about sports was called Dedrick Knickerbocker. And he became known as the Knickerbocker and the New York Knicks were named after the fact that old New Yorkers were called Knickerbockers. And then it just got shortened to Knicks. I did not think that. I thought, yeah, I wouldn't have anticipated that was about Knickerbockers. No one ever wore Knickerbockers to play basketball.

So you might be thinking were the Knickerbockers the original basketball shorts? They weren't. They weren't, no. No, they used to wear smaller shorts. Yeah, they were just called the Nets. That's right, do you remember like, when they used to wear like chucks? The 70s.

In the 70s? They played basketball. Yeah, even though in the 70s, it was like 80s, like Larry Bird and Magic Johnson and stuff. And in the 90s. Wasn't Michael Jordan, they talked about it in that document, he liked the long shorts because he'd hold on to the bottom of the shorts

and lean over and take big breaths to get his breath back. Yeah, then they went the opposite way and had massive, massive baggy shorts. Like Shaquille O'Neal and that, they had huge. So some of the other NBA teams had huge what? Shorts. Just big shorts. I guess they had to accommodate them. How were those short shorts in the 70s and 80s

for some of those? I think they were also shorter and smaller. Under stress and strain I'd say. The Toronto Raptors. But quite a jock strapper you'd have to have to sort of really pack it in there. The Toronto Raptors are another unusual thing. Do they have fine, a lot of raptor skeletons

in the Toronto area? Nope, they just happened to join the NBA at the same time that the dinosaur craze was going on in the 1990s after Jurassic Park. Oh really, so they were like, go raptors. The Los Angeles Lakers, I've had explained to me before because Los Angeles- There's lakes in LA.

No one for its lakes. No, they were originally from Minneapolis, Minnesota, the land of 10,000 lakes. Oh, that's right, they moved, didn't they? Yeah, and in 1960 they moved from Minneapolis to Los Angeles and kept the name The Lakers because they often did that, would sell the franchise, sell the team, but they'd keep the name.

So they're not known for their lakes, but of course now lake is synonymous. The Utah Jazz, the Mormon state of Utah, Salt Lake City, home of Mormonism. You wouldn't say as well known with the free musical stylings of the Jazz. No, they were all jaggin' and listenin' to jazz. They were originally from New Orleans, the birthplace of Jazz.

They moved to Utah in 1979 but kept the name announced, duck. The Golden State Warriors were originally the Philadelphia Warriors, moved to San Francisco in 1962, but they felt that just saying the San Francisco Warriors didn't encompass enough of the bigger area that they wanted. Golden State. So they changed it to Golden State which is super vague because what does that even mean? So today's fact of the day is NBA teams quite often move from where they were originally set up but keep the names from the original positions. Fact of the day, day, day, day, like no problem. However, she did a quick little into Google about the restaurant.

He said this is the time and the place, here's the restaurant, and she went on to the thing, went on there and found out that this restaurant has an extremely poor hygiene rating. We're talking E. Now, was this in New Zealand? No, this wasn't in New Zealand, this was in the States. Now, Vaughan and I have been to a restaurant in Melbourne. Do you remember that one? Post-Eng. Post-Eng? Had 42 food violations the week after we went. Yeah, how young was it? Dude, it was top tier.

So top tier. It was B.Y.O. and they didn't care what you B.Y.O'd. Yeah, we, sorry. Bottle of vodka, which is probably what killed the germs and we never got sick. I love Asian BYO places that don't care if you bring like a pack of bourbons or something. I mean, it's literally breaking the law, but it's... Is it? Is it? Is it? Is it? It's only breaking the law if you get caught.

You know, arrest me. Yeah. Because I'm having a Cody's and a curry. It's a victimless crime, Your Honour. So this was, it is a victimless crime. So this was, sorry, it was in the UK, got a health rating of one and that's the lowest. So they do it in a numerical system.

What, like I know every region and council in New Zealand's different, but they didn't even do an E in Auckland. Now, E's kind of like immediate shutdown. Shutdown, right. Yeah, D I think is the lowest you can have. And there's no C's, no, no B's. There's A's, C's, and D's.

C's get degrees and C's get disease. Yeah, that's right. Something like that. B's, B's, your B's and your A's. Yeah, so then this woman. I'll go see. I'm not scared, I'll go see. I'll go see if I'm eating the food and it's yum

and then I glance up and see the sea. Yeah, but if you see the sea before you do. I'll stay. I'll stay. Yeah, I'll stay. I'd rather not book a C, but yeah, if I'm already three dumps, dumplings in. Yeah.

Well, you can imagine if it's a C, you're probably gonna be three dumps deep soon after. Pretty soon. But yeah, I'll stay. Anyway, so she just ended up bailing on the date because she was like, why don't I ever say, hey, I don't want to go there

because of its bad health rating. Or she says that and like kind of comes across as like pretentious and a bit wingy, a bit better than you. So she just bailed on the date. Which me thinking, I want to know from our listeners why you bailed on the date. What was the reason that made you go, actually, I'm out?

I'm not feeling this. I'm not feeling this. Maybe you did it just moments before or the day before you came up with an excuse. I want to know why. Was it something like that that put you off? Or you walk in and go oh hey hey hey sorry hey but you would though well would you go and just have like a nice who's saying 50 50 but it's not a blind date you know what people look like yeah true we're not

talking about that like looks that's just me that is we're talking about things like the type of restaurant. Yeah, the type of restaurant, or maybe you like discovered something about them, you know, like you discovered they were into crossfit. Anywhere, no I can't. They're not gonna order pudding, so that's- Oh, they're not having pudding.

If anybody should order pudding, it's them. They've worked hard, they've burnt the calories. Yeah, true. They've earned themselves a little treat. True. Okay, well 0 them. They've worked hard, they've burnt the calories. Yeah, true. They've earned themselves a little treat. True. Okay, well 0800 DALSATEM, we'd love to know, this morning, contextary, 9696. What made you bail on the date?

A woman was gonna go on a date, she quickly looked up the restaurant, found it had the lowest health rating, like, you know, hygiene rating, sorry, and so quite quickly bailed. Why didn't she just say, hey, I'd prefer if we went here? Well, she was like, I can't see a life where...

And she was like, it's pretentious. And also like, why would I want to go on a date with a guy who puts a low hygiene rating restaurant? Some of the food is good, though. Dania, good morning. Why did you bail on a date? So I agreed to meet him at the spa. That's fine. Yeah. And I rock up and one he calls me sweetie

Sweetie, what am I sweet? No? Yeah. Oh What are you then are you a baby girl? Are you a babe or a baby? Are you a babe or a baby? Well, my partner now of 12 years calls me babe, but that's kind of... That's okay. He earned it. Yeah. All right, baby girl.

Go on. Okay. And then he'd also ordered me a glass of wine. Presumptuous. Now, I can appreciate the thought, but I'm not a wine drinker. You sound more like a Cody's bourbon and coke. Yeah. Yeah, that's alright. Don't be ashamed. We love that.

But you're going to get someone a drink, ask them what they want. They could be into anything. So yeah, I could just kind of sit and just like, well back then I smoked. So I sat and I had a smoke and I left the wine, I just pushed it to the side and then I just left. And you just bailed. It just put me off, like the wine and the sweetie, I'm just like, no. No, yeah, that sucks.

The wine and the sweetie, two things I would love. Thanks, Danielle. Holly, why did you bail from a date? Good morning, first thing first, first time caller, long time listener. Yeah, we'll take it. Welcome, welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.

I was on the app and Winton had a wee rendezvous with a guy, picked him up from where he was and by the time we got to his house I'd got the ick so I dropped him at his door and said I wasn't interested in less. Oh wow, okay. You dropped him home? I dropped him home. What gave you the ick? The vibe.

The vibe was off. I'm not feeling it. You're better with your chat on the app than you are in person. Yeah, that's the worst. And nowadays it could be using AI to chat to you. All their friends are doing all the talking and it's not even them. I've talked on behalf of a friend before because I've got more Riz than her. The Rizler over here.

Rizler. Rizler Sproul. Some people call me the Rizler. Holly, thank you. Some messages in. He didn't look like this is an Instagram response. He didn't look like his pictures and made a pretty gross sexual joke very quickly Oh, yeah on that change the time four times and was late anyway was half-cut and smelled like soggies. Oh, yeah Okay, saw his teeth in the light says

Because he changed the location last minute to somewhere secluded and I thought that's a red flag Yeah, that's where that's what serial killers would do to you. You've gotta always tell your friends when you are and when it's done. Tory said he bit into a fork. Do you know, that's why I've got Hayley on Fine Friends and that's why I was really concerned yesterday at the gym. I thought she was still on K Road at 9am.

I honestly thought we were gonna get through the whole show without mentioning it. And I'm like, where have you gone, Hayley? I left my phone in the club on Saturday. Did you leave your phone in the club? On K Road in the club. They did like a last, like everyone out, bars shutting, went out, no fun.

Also, is it okay now at this point of the show we wrap up this because we've got one break left and I really feel like something needs to be addressed. Yeah, we can do whatever you want. I'm gonna do that. What's getting addressed? So I just read a couple more of these out. Tori said he bit into a four finger Kit Kat like a normal chocolate bar and it snapped the fingers off. Oh monster! What's wrong with that? I can see why you called it. I would kind of find that funny and then just just absolutely go them. Yeah. What are you? I went on a date with a Sheila, took her to Maccas.

The guy serving us at Maccas was her ex and they had a fight and they ended up getting back together all in front of me. That's from Ben. So I'm sorry to hear about that, Ben. I beat him at bowling and he sulked. I was like, alright, date over and left. That is so ick. Yeah. Get a grip. Um, I went on a date with a gorgeous and lovely young man. I had to bail because his driving was too slow and nanolike.

He gave me the X, so I was like, I'm out. That's awful. That'll be you. If you ever take people around in the gym. It feels fast because it's a small car. It doesn't feel fast. It sounds like it's going fast. Because the wind's really wobbling.

This is rude. I shan't stand for this. Anyway, that's done. Next, something else. OK. Clear a phone line. We need to make a call. Play ZM's Fletchporn and Hayley.

We just do need to touch on something. If you're a long time listener of the show, you'll know we've got an ongoing issue with Radio Darling, X Weather Presenter, Favourite of the Nation, go anywhere with these guys, the old ladies, talk talk talk talk talk talk talk. I really love them. It's hard to get someone on one time

with our dear friend Matty McClain. He's so popular, but also historically, a big undercaterer. Hi, Matty. And he joins us on the phone. Good morning, Matty. I swear to God, you guys. Stop. Matty, I have no part of this.

I'm singing your praises. I have no, now, and we did, at your wedding, the fact that Vaughan didn't get enough food was the fact that he was driving you around and he missed out on a lot of the food. I had no problem with your wedding catering. I thought the giant pay-a-yay-a-yay-a was pretty good.

The guy in charge of the pay-a-yay was guarding gate keeping the pay-a-yay. He didn't like you. He didn't like me. He had a problem with me. So. That self-inflicted though Vaughan and I am bearing the brunt of that. Constantly.

And then there was the issue with the only the one pizza when there was all the pizza. I wasn't there for that. Look, I will take responsibility for the pizza. Because who just rings up a company to order, you know, to deliver a pizza. I wasn't there for that one. Economically speaking, the most expensive way to order a pizza. Stupid. By one.

But you hosted for the gaggle, our big friend group, a lovely mid-winter Christmas on the weekend. Beautiful, Maddie, thank you. And honestly, it was a phenomenal party, phenomenal hosting. Maddie, I've heard nothing but good things. Yeah, and we said, heavily over-cated. There was so much food.

I've been at pain this morning, Maddie, to stress how much you catered to Vaughn. And can I say, eating leftover lamb and chicken and tomatoes the day after? We got home at 5am you and I. Did you leave your phone at GAY like Hayley did? Do you know what the funniest thing was? She came up from GAY and she goes, I've missed my bag.

I was like, where? She goes, I don't know, down there somewhere. I was like, it won't be there. Just left her bag willy-nilly on the floor of the party. There was like a mass evacuation. And then I just sort of came up and was like, oh, we're actually leaving. Yeah, it's not a mass evacuation.

It's when everyone, when they shut the club down, I think. Oh, I thought you were gonna make a fire alarm or something. The night is young. Anyway, a great night. The food at dinner was phenomenal. Thank you. I hear that Fletch forgot the cream,

so it was no pav, because it was too dry. But you made a brownie. But the brownie got whipped up. Oh my god, and I got to lick the spoon, it was amazing. But. I whipped up the brownie very quickly, can I say. Yes, but, Maddie, I have up the brownie very quickly can I say but Maddie I Have just been informed moments ago. That's why I said handbrake the show

We're done with that one and we need to talk to Maddie. Maddie Who has a roast and as you said chicken and lamb Who has a roast and doesn't make gravy? I forgot the gravy. He's upset. It was nearly perfect. You've got to whip up a gravy with all the meat juices and everything that falls out the roast and into the pan and a little bit of cornflour and some stock. I tried and it just ended up tasting terrible and I just freaked out and I just thought... It was nearly perfect wasn't it? Nearly.

He nearly redeemed himself and then he went and drove off a cliff. Oh Maddie this is unfair. No. This is no, it's unfair. It's unfair. A phenomenal evening from you and Ryan. Thank you for hosting Maddie. Also going clubbing after like having a full roast is nice.

after like having a full roast is nuts. You know what's gonna come this night up clubbing? You know what that's someone taking a shit in the toilet say. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. That's a 2am club shit. Except it's dry and won't come out very well because some of them got the gravy. Oh another podcast in the bag. Except it's dry and won't come out very well because some of them got the gravy! Aww. Oh, another podcast in the bag.

The plastic bag. Are they back? No, no, still banned. Okay. They never left. No, sorry. That's what you come in with the line for. Boy, man, if you enjoyed that.

Okay. Oh, and if you enjoyed it, give us a rating and a review and be sure to tell all of your friends. God, and if you enjoyed it, give us a rating and a review and be sure to tell all of your friends. God, I need some sleep. Play ZM's Fletch, Lawn and Hayley.