ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - June 19th 2025

Episode Date: June 18, 2025

Melatonin and magic mushrooms Auckland is the number 7 most livable city SLP: Are you going away for the long weekend? Hayley's lovely moment with another woman Top 6 Winter power saving tips Producer Shannon's Birthday What we're watching this weekend Where did you vomit? Tiktok BF trend Long weekend name train Fact of the DaySee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM podcast network This is the flesh one and Haley's big pod brought to you by chemist warehouse the biggest brands at the lowest prices Thank You Brynn good morning Welcome to the show Flesh Vaughan and Haley on the eve of the long weekend. Happy long weekend Eve Now we're kicking off the show just the two of us Fletchie. Vaughn messages yesterday saying I'm just gonna be a little like a tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, I'm just gonna be, I've just got, I've just got a school thing. I think it's something to do with Matariki. Yeah, I think Orgy's singing something in his assembly. Yeah, right.

Matariki. And then so we're like, oh well you'll be here assembly. Yeah, right. Rateriki. And then someone's like, oh well you'll be here 10 past six. Like that's no problem. When we say we're running late, usually it's like I'll be there just before we're on air. Da da da da. Yeah.

And then you text this morning, ETA Vaughan, just so we know, you know, whether or not we're doing the top six. Yeah, we needed to plan the top six. Yeah. And he was like, probably just after seven. Seven! That's a third of the show! That's not a little bit late. Why bother? Why bother even coming in? Just have an annual leave. Have an annual leave actually, he's taking the piss. I think actually we should get Ross Boss on the phone

and get it, Doc, a third annual leave day. Or we get the pay and spend it on breakfasts. We could get some... We could have a really nice breakfast. We could get some nice coffees. Yeah, that'd be nice. So I guess you're gonna have to do the top six. Am I now? Wow, coming up the top six ways to dry your washing? I believe it's the Vaughan Smith ways to dry your washing.

Because this is a contentious issue in winter. Dry clothes? People using the dry, yeah. Yeah, I'll still horse it. Yeah, I'll still horse it. I'll still horse it. I'll just use the clothes. And you give it a kiss in the dryer.

Oh, see, no, I don't like putting my clothes in the dryer. I know, they ruin them. Yeah, well, there have been some energy saving tips this week in the news about, you know, winter. Yeah. And winter heating and stuff. Yeah. Well, the top six on the way will have a you to win cash as well with our international ATM today at eight o'clock it's your next chance listen for the activator call through

win some cash and then we'll kick off the long weekend name train at eight o'clock. I believe we've decided on the name Emma to kick us off into Matariki. We have to get 50 Emm's on the phone at 8 o'clock. We should have done, given it's Matariki, it was sort of a Ngahuia or you know what I mean, or an Aroha or something. Yeah, 15 might have been harder. Might have been harder. I think you're gonna say a Matt. We could have got 50 Matt's of Matariki. Or Matt, and we could have said the great Matariki. But it pains us too much to say Matariki.

Yeah it does. So if your name is Emma or you know an Emma, make sure you're listening at eight o'clock this morning for the long weekend name train. Next on the show though. If you need a good night's sleep, great news for you overnight. Play ZM's Flash Born and Hayley.

Great news if you struggle to get to sleep at night. There's a thousand things you can try. Brown noise, that is what I do. Yep. You can have a... Ah, ah, ah, ah. Ah, ah, ah, ah. Zzzzz early. Don't drink wine and go to bed early. You can save your phone before you go to bed.

Please turn off screens. Shut up. No, great news for Kiwis. Relief is on the way. Melatonin, which is the sleep hormone, basically, is now available over the, or is going to be available over the counter. Now, cause I have a prescription.

I always thought you could just buy it over the counter. Nah, I've had melatonin once prescribed to me when I was struggling to sleep, and I'm a little bit anti-sleeping pill, because I just don't want, I would become very reliant. Yeah, they're very addictive. That's why I don't even use them for travelling.

Yeah. Cause you knock yourself out for a, you know, we've got a 16 hour flight coming up. I know, but when you have them, you're like yum. Like that's delicious. You feel groggy afterwards. Oh, you feel awful, but the sleep is deep. Yeah, they only ever give you a few at a time because they're highly addictive and people do get addicted to them. Hopped on them and then you stuff up your sleep because you're like, I need this pill.

And then we've got a friend, it doesn't even touch the sides, you know. and people do get addicted to them. Hopped on them and then you stuff up your sleep because you're like, I need this pill. And then we've got a friend, it doesn't even touch the sides, you know. Oh my God, I know. They're like, la la la and you're like, oh no. So melatonin is like a more natural, I guess, approach to flooding your body with a sleep hormone, which has been available overseas for many, many years.

In New Zealand, you've had to kind of see a doctor and kind of talk about your sleep issues and maybe get a small prescription so you don't go crazy. So this is a David Seymour thing. So sometimes every now and then I do get on board with him. Do you know what I mean? Like the euthanasia thing in this and but everything else you're like yeah that sucks. Also like he's the Prime Minister at the moment. How do you get like 6 percent of the vote and then you're the prime minister every now and again I'm the minister next week. That's good. That's so cooked. Hey, so not only melatonin Maggi mushrooms so met like you're magic strong enough mix. Yeah

Sausages the magic sausages, your magic mushrooms. Right, okay. No, like hallucinogenic mushrooms, which like marijuana has been studied as to having many good benefits if micro-dosed. You're not going to go ride the wave. This would be for people with depression or... So yeah, like anti-idepressant resistant depression, which some people suffer from, you know, no pill will make it better.

You might be having a prescription of magic mushrooms now, which has been in clinical trials, proved very, very good for treatment resistant depression. You mentioned that you just get the... Have an omelette in the morning and you feel a bit happier. Well, would they be in a pill or would they be like an actual dried out mushroom in a bag? Oh, yeah, I would... Like, it would be in a pill, or would they be like an actual dried out mushroom in a bag? Oh yeah, what?

Yeah, like you're in Amsterdam or something. Yeah, yeah, ooh, okay. So, people are gonna be, so, you know, doctors will be granted authority to prescribe it to patients with treatment resistant depression. Which like, you know, we've been talking about this for years, how amazing. Well, there you go.

Do you know what I mean though? Like, on a Friday, you'd kick it up. If you're having trouble sleeping, great news. Great news. Play ZM's, slash Vaughan and Hayley. The list of the most liveable cities has been released and there is a brand new city, which has been named the most liveable

and it's the Danish capital. Of course. Copenhagen. Oh, Copenhagen. So they measure this by stability, education and infrastructure. Yeah, so like good roads, good bloody hospitals. And also healthcare, culture and environment as well.

Yeah, well that's why America's not on the list. Yeah. Have a baby and then you've got a hundred thousand dollar bill. Yeah, exactly. So Vienna had topped the list for the last three years. Vienna? Vienna, yeah. But they reckon they slipped and lost first place

because of, do you remember the Taylor Swift concert bomb threat in 2024? Yes. Yeah, and there've been a few terrorism threats. So that made everyone feel a bit unsafe. Yes, and so that's one of- But that's not on them, That's on the bomb threater. Yeah, but it's the liveable city.

Oh yeah, true. You know what I mean? And there's like a huge terror threat. It's like, that's a big deal when it comes to the list. So the Austrian capital is now joint second with Zurich, with Melbourne and Geneva rounding out the top five. Zurich, beautiful city. Zurich's beautiful. Melbourne, lovely, great city.

I love Melbourne, is it livable? Oh, do you know why the public transport in Melbourne is second to none? It's amazing. It's incredible, so that would make it, cause like, you know what I mean, like New Zealand's not known for its fantastic public transport.

So after Geneva in Switzerland, it goes Sydney, Australia, and then Auckland, and we're tied with Osaka in Japan Which I've never been to Osaka, but you know, that's great. We're at seven. We're at seven Adelaide and Vancouver round out the top ten. Oh, yeah So, I mean all great cities we should be proud Auckland's in there. Yes I mean Auckland is very livable I suppose I suppose although we're got everything you need. I suppose. Although we're down at the supermarket now.

Oh my God, we drove past it yesterday. Oh my God, that was, yeah, wow. That's gonna need a whole rebuild, isn't it? That thing's melted. That's melted, the walls melted. So that's made the inner city slightly less livable because there's not a lot of inner city big supermarkets. I wonder if we might drop to eight next year.

I think so because of New World. Bloody New World fire. And a few of the potholes, I'm just thinking a couple of potholes. A couple of potholes in the fact that I live in North West Auckland and I can't get a train to my house. Yeah, but you do live way out. I don't live way out.

Yeah, I mean, if the train gets there, maybe we'll go to four or something. If this was Melbourne and I lived where I live, you'd be able to get a train almost to my door. You can, well, they have trams in Melbourne go to everybody's doorstep. I know, but have you ever driven in Melbourne? Oh yeah, and you have to do those hook turns.

The hook turns, but also you're driving along tram tracks. And I'm always like. And then they just stop and people get out? And then they just stop. I know, it's wild. No, no, no, no, no, no. That's a no from me. It's a no from me as well.

Play. ZM. Spledgeforn and Hayley. Spledgeforn and Hayley, silly little pole, silly little pole. It is so silly, silly, silly, that the silly little pole, silly little pole,

silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole. Today's silly little pole ahead of little pole, silly little pole. Today's Silly Little Pole, ahead of the Matariki Long Weekend. Are you going away this long weekend? Are you going away? I'm going away this weekend.

Fletcher, are you going away? Going away, Queenstown. Oh, nice. Nice. Are you doing a bloke an A? No be a Fergs pie in there or a Fergs Burg. Fergs saucy roll. I'm so tempted to ask you to like get a Fergs pie or saucy roll and bring it back and then I'll read it. No that's not gonna read that. But they're legitimately so good. Oh my god yeah. I actually, the controversial, the burgers are amazing,

but I reckon the pies, they're the best. Yeah, oh, oh, yeah, oh. Also, the key is to phone ahead for the burgers. You don't stand in that line for an hour. Oh, never. Around the block, you ring ahead. Well, we asked in our silly little poll, are you going away this weekend?

83% of people, no. Tell you what, I mean we woke up yesterday, not so bad today, three degrees. Oh yeah. Some places around the country, zero or negatives and I'm like I get it man, stay in, Matariki. Yeah and also it's very close to school holidays. Very close to school holidays. So a lot of people will be going away then. You know? Or is this the start of school holidays or is it lot of people will be going away then? Look at the stars. You know? Or is this the start of school holidays or is it the week after? Oh, look I don't know. I don't know and do you know what?

I don't actually care because I don't have children. That's not my problem. Yeah. I just noticed in the city it's like this just riff raff everywhere. I know. We go to the mall and you're like, um. Ew, like what are you doing here? You guys alright?

Can you get out of my way? How do you afford all this shopping? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We used to go to the mall for $20. and you're like, um... Ooh, like what are you doing here? I was alright, can you get out of my way? How do you afford all the shopping? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We used to go to the mall for $20. They had to cover lunch, lollies, a movie, and the bus. And you've got bags and bags and bags. And you're cotton on.

Anyway, so 83% of people said no. They're not going away. 17% said yes. Some feedback. Elliot says, living my best Europe life at the moment but I am working still unfortunately. Like on holiday? Yeah. Okay.

That sucks. No, instead I'll be returning back to New Zealand from the UAE, United Arab Emirates, have just had a lovely two and a half weeks of my self-appointed quote, annual leave. I'm a stay at home mumma, so typically don't get any time to myself. Well nice. Actually stay at home parent, that would be a nice thing to do

to give yourself a bit of annual leave. I don't know why I hit the annual. You really hit that quite hard. Again, poor choice of words as well saying that. Really apologize, sorry. Teagan says gonna stay home and help my parents shift to their new house. It's nice. Can they not get movers?

Yeah, there's like companies that do that, Teagan. Yeah. Carl says, is it OK for Kiwi and Aussie to take the day off? No, that's you get your own day off. Or just do a FAF, F All Friday. That's most Fridays. They call that a FAF. Yeah. An F All Friday. That's most Fridays. They call that a FAF. Yep. An F All Friday.

Holly says, rural vet on call so I won't be going far and we thank you for that. Yeah, thank you for your service. Thank you. Cathy says, I've got a broken leg, I haven't been anywhere in three months. That must be really snapped in half, Cathy. Must be really, not what I thought you were gonna say.

Wow, that must be really snapped in half in its been three months. Cathy, you've absolutely severed that femur. Robbie says, I'm off to Japan. Oh nice. A regatta. And Stacey says, supporting the Chiefs in Christchurch. Oh nice. Oh my god.

Molly, I'm off to Vancouver in Canada. First overseas trip of my life. Amazing. Molly, live it up. I've never been. Sounds beautiful from all accounts. So let me summarise. Yeah.

We've started doing summaries of the Silly Little Pole. At the end. At the end, just so that you can listen to the whole journey. We asked, are you going away this weekend? 83% of our respondents are not going away this Matariki. That was clunky, I'll say it was clunky. I'm not good at it, well Vaughan's not here. Play ZM's Flesh Vaughan and Hayley. I had such a sweet moment yesterday. I, do you know what, I pulled into a bakery and I got a pie.

Oh, pie. We're just talking about pies. Virg pies. Do you know what? If someone walked in here right now with a pie I could cry. Really? Like how good's a pie man? But a good pie or just a crusty? No quality. One that's been in the dairy pie wall marinate and it's kind of gone? No no no no no no. I need one that would be nominated in the New Zealand Pie Awards.

Do you know what I mean? You're not asking for much but okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I need one that would be nominated in the New Zealand Pie Awards. Do you know what I mean? You're not asking for much, but okay. Flaky buttery pastry, good ragu. Well, the cafe over the road does good pies, but they're not available until like closer to lunchtime. Later. I know, I know, I know.

So yesterday, yeah, I felt the need. I pulled into a car park. I pulled it outside of like a bakery. When inside, do you know what I went for? But it's, no, butter chicken. Yeah, good. Do you know what I mean? I never, I never, and I just went, yes.

It just, it called to me, in India called to me. Because those bougie pies, like the Thai chicken pies, blah, blah, blah, blah. They're good as well, they're good as well. I never do, I'm a mince and cheese girl through and through to my core. And I just saw it there and I thought, yeah, that's lunch. That's huge, it's pretty huge. And I just saw it there and I thought, yeah, that's lunch.

That's huge, it's pretty huge. So I get this butter chicken pie and I didn't eat it in the little bakery, I took it to my car to eat in shame. You know, you know, you put the paper bag in silence, on my own, in the car. You worry about the pastry flakes at a later time. Oh, that's, we'll get the bloody Dyson on that.

Anyway, I'm, so you, like we all know how you eat a pie. Half the pie is out of the bag, other half's in the bag, hand around the bag. You've got to slurp a lot of the filling out so that you can then attack the rest of the space. Hot slurp, yeah you've got to bite and it will squirt out the side, get the side. I'm hooning this pie like a hungry mongrel. Yeah. A hungry mongrel. A hungriest mongrel. And then I like sort of do ha ha,

turn my head to the side to, you know, get the side squirt. Yeah. And me and this woman catch eyes and she's in her car, like a hungry mongrel hooning a pie. Like eating in shame. Yeah, eating in shame. Silent solo shame. And we just catch eyes, like ha, like mouth around pie,

and we just both burst into laughter. It was this like beautiful moment of just like, how good's a car? How good's a car pie? We're eating in shame. Car pie. Car pie, car pie at the moment. Beautiful connection, we just looked in the eye,

ha, like this, and then just burst into laughter and gave each other a little nod, nothing more said. Beautiful moment. Isn't human connection nice? We all know what it's like to have a kāpai. Kāpai. Kāpai. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. From the Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley group chat, this is the top six. Well Vaughan's been off doing dad stuff this morning. Joining us soon.

Joining us, a mere minutes away, I believe. He's been doing some, you know, when you gotta watch your kids sing for Matariki, for Matariki. Cause the girls, they're singing in a Matariki assembly at the school. So it's that style. Go along and watch. I think that's the Maori,

yeah, that's the Maori's New Year or something like that. I don't know, something to do with bloody stars. Anyway, so it's been cold this week across the country. So you've come up with a list. So I personally slaved. Okay. Between arriving this morning and now, writing the top six winter power saving tips.

I've come up with these. As the country gets cold. As the country gets cold. Now Vaughan's listening and I hope he thinks that these top six that this top six that I've come up with that I wrote, not him, is good enough. Number six on the list of the top six winter power saving tips. Put on a jersey and socks and long pants. That is a pet peeve. Should we put the heater on? Why put a jumper on, bro?

When you're in a flat and someone's walking around in shorts and a T-shirt and they're like, oh, but it's real cold. It's cold, isn't it? And the heat pump's on like 28. Ew, I hate that. No, no, no! My segment! It's not your segment! Your Oh, I hate that. No, no, no! My segment!

It's not your segment. Your late one. Why are you wearing gloves? Fingerless gloves. What are you, a burglar? What are you, a burglar? I've been outside in two degree weather. We've got to get a photo of fingerless gloves.

What is this, home alone? What are you, a home alone? I was in fingerless gloves. What the hell is this? What are you, freezing outside? What are you in, home alone? I was in fingerless gloves. What are you, a cold child? I was a freezing cold child. Finger tips? Very hot finger tips. Those are the only gloves I have.

I don't have gloves. Can you not afford gloves that go all the way to the end of the finger? I don't have fingers that go all the way to the end. Is this one of your bloody top six winter power saving tips? Cowan, is this a big act for you? Is this the unsex top six winter power saving tips? Cowan is this a big act for you? Is this the unsexy thing you've ever seen? What's wrong with those meaningless gloves?

16 year old emo? Is it because you need to text or something? Do you know what would be worse? If you had those silicon finger pads? Have you seen those? Those would be worse. I used to buy gloves, like cheap gloves, and cut off the tips when I was like a goth in an emo, when I was like 13.

Is that going on our social media? Yeah, as we speak. These are 3M. It doesn't matter what brand. They make poster notes. They make poster notes and fingerless gear. And do you know what? I don't know where these came from, but I've had these for years.

Oh, there. And I never wear them. It was so cold this morning. I was standing outside. Are we putting a poll on this post? Ekki, something that's some kind of Ek or not? Yeah, can we get a slider of the, let's get an Ek slider.

An Ek slider. The Ek slider. Oh, golly, take them off. I've had enough. Anyway, sorry, Hailey, back to the list that you wrote. I'm doing the top six today, and I've written it for you. Oh, interesting.

Yeah, number five on the list of the, of Hailey Sprouse top six today and I've written it before. Interesting. Number five on the list of the, of Hayley Sproul's top six winter power saving tips, shower together. Yeah, nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because that's hot and hot. That's a joke I wrote. She didn't write that joke. Hot and hot.

Finish it, finish it, but no sex in the shower because that wastes too much water. It wastes too much water. Yeah, yeah. Because we're too busy doing other things than being in the water. And someone's always cold, as we've established. Well, not unless you have a double rain head, I do anyway must be number four. It is nice

It's been I suppose you can fit you can afford gloves that go all the way to the end your fingers, too Yeah, I have to shower heads actually and my gloves have tips merino gloves that go all the way to the top Oh, that must be nice. Mine are possum. Mine are possum and they go all the way to the tip. Mine are some sort of spandex polyester. Vaughan's gloves are made out of 3M Post-it notes, apparently. You don't recycle Post-it note glue. Who knew that 3M meant gloves? Not me. Why the hell?

Anyway, number four on the Hayley Sprouse Top Six winter power saving tips that I wrote last night. Put some rocks in a fire and then put them into your bed before you get in. That's sensible stuff. They're gonna be too hot, they'll burn your skin. No, that's what you take them out. No, that one's silly Even I think I wrote it. Did you ever have beard irons? On your gloves and grow the hell out told us that that was what was happening in pioneer house of the museum and grow the hell out. They told us that that was what was happening

in Pioneer House at the Museum in the 1800s. Jesus! You know gloves go to the whole end of the finger, right? There's a blanket you can plug into the wall, homie. No, I know. Nana didn't have those. She didn't trust them. She remember as a kid there were beard irons

and she'd warm them up on the whole ranch and then we would move that to hot water bottles. That's insane. Christ, did you grow up with the dinosaurs? Jesus Christ. You have a pair of Tyrannosaurus Rex. Christ, did you grow up with the dinosaurs? Jesus Christ. You have a pet Tyrannosaurus Rex. No guys, that makes no sense. Number three on Hayley Sproul's top six

winter power saving tips. Cut some firewood, it will heat you thrice. Once when you cut it, once when you burn it, and once when you upload the video of you doing it on Instagram, the ladies want you to warm it up. Yeah, nice. That Thor guy. Thor Bradley?

Thor Bradley. Is that his guy to Thor Bradley for Bradley Is that his name Thor Bradley? You need that quite quickly. Yeah Tap he is very attractive. Yeah, but also he can split the most unspeakable looking pieces of He can split me in half Just call me kindling. Call me kindling and absolutely split me in two. Number two on the list of top six winter powers. I'm not putting on your shame gloves.

Move to Rotorua, steal all that delicious geothermal heated water. Yeah, nice. And number one on the top six list of ways to heat up power saving tips this winter. Whiskey warms you right from the inside out. Or Prosecco 30 seconds in the microwave. Oh yeah, a nice hot Prosecco. That's today's top six. Play ZM's Fletchborne and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletchborne and Hayley.

Tomorrow is actually a public holiday. Yes, that's right. So we're not gonna be here. Nope. Cause we'll be off enjoying Metariki. To celebrate, it's the Māori, they do something, the Māori's, anyway. The Māori's.

Can you just at this point say that you're joking and that you are part Māori. I am actually Māori. So I'm allowed to say it. So the Māori's, they do their New Year's around in June. God knows why. The year starts in January. Do you know who I liked that was Māori? Who? they do their New Year's around in June. God knows why. The year starts in January.

Do you know who I liked that was Mary? Who? Billy T. James. God, he was a funny Mary. He was a funny Mary. I tell ya, funny. And the Maoris they can sing. I've never met a Maori that can't sing. Here with Morrison.

I couldn't do the accent that can't sing. But also, tomorrow is our lovely producer Shannon's birthday. And here on the show, I know it's close to your birthday, it's not about you. It's kind of like, it should be about me. Yeah, so producer Shannon, can you come into the studio please? Ooh.

Cause we do love to celebrate a birthday here. Summoned. You have been summoned. Producer Shannon, because I also just want to like reiterate to everyone that Shannon is 20 years younger than Fletch. Uh, yuck! So Shannon.

Are you? Producer Shannon. 20 years younger than Fletch? Get on the mic. Maybe she's 10 years younger than you. So Shannon is 10 years younger than me and I'm 10 years younger than Fletch, which is absurd.

So we're at 79, 89, 99. Yeah. Wow. Wow, that's insane. Wow we're about 79, 89, 99? Yeah. Wow, wow, that's insane. Wow! How old are you turning Shannon? 26. Too old for Leonardo DiCaprio tomorrow.

Oh wow. I'm gutted. Oh my god, well today we need to ring him! Oh my goodness, it's my chance. Oh my god, okay, let's take a hot pic, because you look really hot today. Well you look hot every day. I think you'd look really good on this yacht in Italy. You would! Amazing! I've always yacht in Italy. You what? Amazing.

I've always thought about it. Lake Como? Yeah. No, I thought he preferred the Mediterranean. Oh, no, I don't know. I was asking questions. Oh, yeah. He'll take you wherever you want to go.

If she gets a plus four, I assume we'll. One thing you do, Producer Shannon, on- Wait, does Leonardo DiCaprio just push him off the yacht when they get to 26? He boots them. He picks them from behind. Ruthless. Ruthless. Anyway, if you don't know this, on the show, whenever we have a birthday, when they get to 26. He boots them. He picks them from behind. Ruthless. Ruthless.

Anyway, if you don't know this, on the show, whenever we have a birthday, we do like to celebrate. And Shannon has always baked for us. Always. Now we- She's famous for her lolly cake biscoff. Biscoff lolly cake.

Oh, it's- Second to Nana. It's lovely. Well, you, I would not dare to try your bisiscoff lolly cake, because it would just be so embarrassing. Shannon nails it every single time. She does. But we are aware of your passion for a Summer bin Laden. Oh my goodness, yes.

So we did make you some Afghan biscuits. Afghan biscuits! Because of your passion for Summer. Oh my goodness, these are incredible. I tell you what, you've not, I was gonna say something inappropriate. You've not gone- They look amazing, Hayley.

You've not gone skint on the icing. I didn't skint on the icing, I actually did double batch. And what's the nut? Walnut. Walnut. Oh my goodness. Well I'm nervous because Shannon's the show baker. Do you know what I mean? When you bake for the baker, you feel a bit nervous,

but I put lots of cornflakes in, because I knew you'd like it. You got to. I actually like the cornflakes. It's one of nervous, but I put lots of cornflakes in, because I thought I knew you. You got it. Cornflakes. It's wild that they have cornflakes. I had to buy, by the way, I had to buy the most big bag. Yeah, I get nervous whenever I bake for the show. My biggest fear is that I'll get a hair in it,

and then I'll never be able to bake for the show again. Oh, there'll be like eight in there. Yeah, I do like almost a hairnet situation, because I'm so petrified. And we also got you a little gift. I got it. Yeah, from, I mean, you've just got rid of your car, so I'm not quite sure how you're going to use this gift.

If there was car keys in here. It's one of those cards. Imagine if we put Shannon in a car. There's a little voucher there. There's a little voucher from honestly the bougiest craft store. You love your crafts. I do.

I literally said to Carvin this week, I was like, I want to buy this yarn. She's like, no yarn buying on birthday week. Yes. That's why that's all my mum says. Carvin. No matter what you buy yourself anything before your birthday. Oh, thanks guys.

Oh, thank you Shannon. Happy birthday for tomorrow. Happy birthday. Can you try and Afghan and just give an audio report? We call them chocolate roughs. Oh really? Ever since the George Floyd protests. I'm literally reading the Wikipedia page. Really? Oh wow.

Thanks for bringing George Floyd into our birthday message for Shannon. Okay, Shannon's having a bite. No problem. So it's nothing to do with Osama bin Laden. Oh wait, wait a goddamn second. It's not. We call them Afghans because they're from the Afghan region of France. Because they were a wartime biscuit. I told you we should have got a cake with Osama Bin Laden's face on it.

Because Shannon's watched the documentary. I tried to ice Osama Bin Laden onto them and it was very problematic. And so I had to scrap and restart again. These are incredible. Thank you Hailey. They're crunchy because I wanted cornflakes. More because I had to buy a two kg bag of cornflakes. And now I'm eating cornflakes. Happy birthday, we hope you have a very good weekend. Okay.

Also, you share your birthday with Morgan Penn Sexologist. Yes it is. Her birthday tomorrow. And your birthday on Tuesday. Monday. Monday. But thanks for trying. I think I'm gonna take the day off.

I'm not baking again. Play ZM's FletchBorn and Hayley. Well, a good Afghan. Great Afghans from you, Hayley, you've excelled there. Thank you. Ahead of the long weekend, we thought we'd delve into some of the TV shows that we're watching, some of the new TV shows that have been released.

I did, I talked last time about Your Friends and Neighbours or whatever it is. Oh yeah, on Apple TV. Friends and Neighbours. whatever it is. What's the John Hamm? On Apple TV. Friends and Neighbours. I've downloaded that too. That's on my list. Your Friends and Neighbours. Oh my God, it's good.

And it just took a big twist. John Hamm. So to reiterate. He's amazing. Great show, incredible cast. I'm frothing it. Can't look away. That's all I'm watching at the moment.

I don't have anything else on the go. I've been a bit busy. A bit busy as well to watch TV. Let's all I'm watching at the moment. I don't have anything else on the go. I've been a bit busy. A bit busy as well to watch TV. Let's talk about adults. Yeah, I would really watch this. We talked about it. I talked that I watched the first couple of episodes and I was like, it's good, but I felt like I was missing something from it. But it's totally, it totally found itself in the last couple of, last like half of the season was amazing.

Yeah, incredible. How would you describe it? Kind of like modern day girls? Modern day girls or skins for Gen Z. Yeah, it's not quite skins level. No, no, it's not raucous. Skins was intense. It was dark. I'd say euphoria was skins for...

It's quite poppy. It's just light. Like we watched, we did a big hangover binge on Sunday or there. And the first couple of episodes, we were just on our phones and it was a bit like oh yeah. Yeah it was in some funny lines. When the characters find themselves. Yeah there's Charlie Cox guest stars in it who is in Kin. That Irish show that we've raved about that you still haven't watched.

And he's Daredevil. He rules man. He stole the season with this guest star spot. Oh my god. And then we were telling Vaughan about it like it cranks up and could be like have you watched this episode? Have you watched this episode you were giving us a live like oh my god I was watching it at the gym laughing so much that when I was like packing up to leave people like what were you watching? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah It was all that funny

It's on Disney Plus It's an FX network but it's on Disney Plus So good Also I know, producer Shannon, you're very excited about this. This is season two. Yes, Dallas Cowboys, Cheerleaders, America's Sweethearts. It released late last night,

so I'm gonna go home and watch this all weekend. What a perfect birthday treat. I know, literally, so excited. Everyone's gonna say, well, they're just cheerleaders. Well, we're really good cheerleaders. The pressure didn't go away. We just cut a good one. They all do crazy things and I want her to be here.

I have three jobs. Four of you can't TCC. Having each other, it really makes or breaks it. I've watched this, the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders, doco stuff on YouTube for years. Oh my goodness. I honestly respect the cheerleaders more than I respect the football players. Wow. When you watch these women.

Yeah, dude. Travis Kelsey. Yeah, honestly. These women have multiple jobs. A lot of them are nurses, pediatric surgeons, some of them. They are so incredibly talented and smart and they earn such little money being cheerleaders.

Coin, eh? And they are such intense athletes. Like yes they're just like little dancers, but when you watch them perform, it is insane. Is there a token little gay guy they throw up in the air? There's always a token gay that they throw in the air. No, there's no token gay. He wouldn't rock the booty shorts.

He can't throw them out. No, just 36 women. It is so incredible and season two two is just going to pop off. I'm here for it. Okay, I'm here for that. Do you know something is on my list to watch? Have you seen the trailer for the series Stick? It's from the creators of Ted Lasso

and Owen Wilson plays a golf guy that bombed out. And he comes across this young golf protege but he doesn't have the backing to do it and he's like, they need the coach that's got that feel good but it's got the confidence like the same sort of Ted Lasso vibe. And is that out now? Yeah, it's on Apple.

The first episode was on the 4th of June. Kawin, are you watching anything? She reads books, she's better than us. You fell asleep during a show and you missed a murder. She missed a murder, she fell asleep and missed a murder. And you know what I like? Her boyfriend was like, we're not going back. Oh, he's a hard, he's a hard, he's a hard banger. He's like, you missed it. We're not going back and that's good from him.

I mean, it was a true, true crime, Docco. So like, it's not like I missed a massive plot point. We knew it was coming. Okay, fair enough. Well, there you go. Any other shows to add to the mix? Nah. I'll have to look at The Plex. Everybody's Plex is different. How many times do we have to walk you through this?

You've got access to it on Plex, it's not what everybody else has access to on Plex. Shout out to Steven Sam, my Plex is. I want two dudes Plexes. People don't know what Plexus, not what everybody else has access to on Plexus. Shout out to Steven Sam, my Plexus. I like two dudes Plexus. People don't know what Plexus is. It's an app where you store any kind of video or show that you've got on your computer. How you got it on your computer is up to you. Yeah. That's out of their hands.

It's out of their hands. Plexus. Play ZM's Fletch Born and Hayley. The show thanks to Chemist Warehouse. Aveno Skin Range starting from 9.99. Aveno keeps me very moist as a dry woman. They don't want that. They don't want that.

They don't want that. You're gonna have to do a make-up for the client now. They don't want you being like, as a dry woman it keeps me moist. Aveno's like, oh man, the stocks just went whee! That's not official. It's my personal... It's not official copy from the client there.

So that is important to state. As a dry woman, it keeps me moist. Oh, no, don't say that again. So we're back for a sponsorship deal. With Aveeno? Yeah. Yeah, maybe. Yeah. Hi, I'm Hayley Sproul. And I'm a dry bird.

And I'm a dry bird. And I'm a dry bird. All right. DaBaby, famed rap artist DaBaby who has had one feature on a Dua Lipa song and I've been reading lots of other ones that I've never heard of. Okay. Was on stage in Russia. Yes. Russia's just accepting rap artists.

I would have thought you don't go to Russia with the current Yeah, cuz where is he from? Is he the baby's American American? Yeah, you don't want to end up You know in some Russian prison as a pawn in their war. No, yeah, like a prisoner Five good you be agent and Trump like, hey, we love the baby. That's my favorite rapper. No one's as good as the baby. OK, now it needs to happen, because I would have to watch that press conference

and that prisoner exchange. So the baby's on stage. A child gets on stage. And when I say a child, I mean a goddamn child. Like, I've got children children and he looks kind of at the age between them, right? He looks like between my 13 year old and my 11 year old. So he looks like a 12 year old.

That would make him 12. It looks like he's wearing a football shirt. He's a bit wobbly on his feet. Is he drunk? I think he's drunk. Because the voms he does are drunk voms. Right. You know when it hits and it's just like,

here we go. And it's just blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And know when it hits and it's just like, here we go. And it's just blah blah blah blah blah blah. And it sprays out like, it's, you've gotta Google this because the vomit is so funny. It's Team America level funny vomit. Right, okay. Oh great. You ever seen a Team America?

It's straight up like that much of a power chuck. Comical. Okay. It's comical. And it made the producer girlies laugh hard. And they're usually a little squeamish on these things. Yeah. So you should look at that, look that up, but not right now because we want to play you this bit, which is DaBaby dealing with this drunken Russian child who's just vomited,

who is, you'll hear him say, get him some water. And then he gives the Russian child the microphone for some reason. After chunning three times across the stage, one of the dudes like lightly skids in it. Oh for God's sake. And then he's got some water and he's off the stage. Party animal. Yeah. And it made us wanna ask this morning, where have you vomed? Yeah. When I was a kid, I... Cause it just happens, doesn't it?

Dude, yeah. I vomited into a pair of shoes in a shoe store when I was a kid. I was trying on shoes and I was sitting on the bench and I said to my mom, I feel sick. And she said, you always say that. Oh yeah, they don't believe you when you're like, mom, mom. Nah, and I vomed straight into the pair of shoes I was trying when you're like, mom, mom. Nah, nah, nah, nah.

And I vombed straight into the pair of shoes I was trying on. Brand new, not even mine. Did Christine have to buy them? Nah. Or did the shoe still write them off? No, they were like, oh my god, and it just went everywhere. Do you reckon they just rinsed them,

dried them out the back, and then sold them? Probably. Probably a shoe dryer. 100%, a bit of a. Give it a Febreze. Yeah. A bit of a Febreze, yeah. A couple of drops of vanilla essence.

I watched. Essence or extract? That's what you want, eh? Well, it depends if you're rich. A couple of drops of vanilla essence. I watched- Extract. That's what you want, eh? Well it depends if you're rich for the other killer. No, no, you want essence, because extract has little black bits through it. Okay, what am I gonna do? I once watched a friend, absolutely,

you know when you're like, where am I gonna put it? Oh God. Where am I gonna put it? And clear an ironing board, and kind of go, what? And just kind of laid it out.

Because she was just like, I don't know where to put this. Everyone was getting ready for a wedding, had a big night before the wedding. You always have a big night before the wedding. She was so hungover and then just was like, and just like went, ah. I feel like most of these are going to be from stories

from when you were a kid. Dude, there is already some very funny ones. So we want the funny ones. I'll wait a hundred dials at M. Um, DaBaby, just very funny ones. So we want the funny ones. 0800 DALZM. Da Baby, well just Da Baby News, cancelled for being horrendously homophobic. Oh really? Which of course rappers got away with in the 90s. Willie and Nilly.

And Nilly, not now. Nilly and Vanilly. Yeah. Not now. Okay, 0800 DALZM is our number. Give us a call. Text in, 9696. Where did you vom? Oh, God. Oh, Big Sandy's messaged in!

G'day, Big Sandy! Morning to Big Sandy! I think, to be honest, I think vomiting is funnier than farting a lot of the time. No. So very funny bodily functions. It's so vulnerable. Yeah, I know, and it is.

And if you ever vomit in public, it is just like, you're immediately a child again Should we start with a text from Big Sandy who I would love to talk to on the show one Yeah, yeah, absolutely. It's your girl Big Sandy here last year at my traffic management job. I vomited and as I vomited I also shat in the pants I shat in my pants. Oh that's Big Sandy, that's Big Sandy. Big Sandy, Big Sandy, Big Sandy, Big Sandy. Sounds like Big Sandy had a couple too many red balls

or V's on her lunch break. That's a, that's- Well at least you've been kind. I reckon it might have been a couple of diesels or a couple of bloody burpees to be honest. Yeah, that's rough to vom so hard to shat. Dude, what did you do for the rest of the day, Big Sandy? Danielle, where did you have a chunny?

Oh hi, I'm so glad to talk to you guys for the first time. Oh would you call yourself a first time caller? Yes. Welcome Danielle. Thank you. Where's this accent from that I'm picking up? Brazil. Braz-we-ja-dor. The bell is also the Brazilian bell. Yes, there we go. Thank you. Actually, I can't stop it ringing. Yeah.

It just keeps ringing. Yeah. Stop, stop, stop, sensitive. So Danielle, where did you, where did you choney Danielle? Well, it was in a fancy restaurant in Brazil and I was just eating amazing food. Something didn't go down well and I just puked on the table. On the table! Did you not even have time to go to the bathroom?

No, I didn't have time and then it just went on the table with my friends there being quite disgusted and I was like, oh my god. And I was really, really embarrassed. But this amazing way because he was just walking past and he just flipped the cloth and covered the whole mess as if nothing had happened. Good man. Oh, he's a pro. What is that Brazilian drink? Too many caipirinhas?

No, actually I wasn't drinking. Oh, okay. I feel like Fletch really butchered the name of that cocktail there. I know, I didn't know how to say it. Did I say it right? Can you say it? Maybe it was too rich, you know, the food.

Yeah. Can you say some words for us? What sort of things were on the menu at this Brazilian restaurant? Can you say them in Portuguese? I can't remember, I can't remember. It was a few years ago. It wasn't long, 30 years ago.

Could you just say some sexy Portuguese words? I mean, you're here. It's kind of weird if you didn't. Morn, it's getting a bit weird. Danielle, thank you so much for your call. Oh, thank you guys. You guys make my mornings. You know what, Danielle? You've made our morning. We are at absolute delight. Have we done Caller of the Week this week?

For the happiness. Danielle, Caller of the Week this week? For the happiness. Yep, Danielle. For the happiness, Danielle, Caller of the Week this week. Yeah. For being so prominent, Sheri. We've got a 50, Chemist's Warehouse prize back for you, home of the biggest brands at the lowest prices. Thanks to Chemist's Warehouse. Wait there, Danielle, we'll sort that out.

Adios, mamacita. Oh, wow. I just gave you that. Ah, al. Adios. You say ciao like they tell us. Ciao. I said ciao, Abela.

Ciao, Abela! Ciao Abela! Ciao Danielle, thank you. Let's go to Tracy. Tracy. Ciao Tracy. You were 16 when this happened. Yes I was. That's a bad age to grow up in, how shame. Where did you have a chunny?

I was at a after school job and I was standing in queue at the bank and I felt a bit dizzy so I happened to faint and the man behind me caught me. When I woke up I sped all over him. Oh lovely! That's a nice way to say thanks. That's why they're closing bank branches.

Yeah, we just can't be having it. Yeah. Oh my god, that's so shame. What was wrong? He ate too much though. I was 16 so I wasn't eating much. I was fat and I was dieting. Aww yeah. That is some bullshit.

Tracy, I hope we've let go of that crap. Well, yeah. Do you want to speak some Portuguese Tracy? I was just thinking with Danielle before maybe you'd like to speak some Portuguese. Do you speak any other language Tracy? You can come to my place, born after work, and you can hear some Portuguese. Yeah, yeah.

Can I? I can only say my name is Mamacita. Mamacita! There we go. Tracy, thank you for the messages. Can we save Tracy's name in the phone bank as Tracy Mamacita? Yeah, love that.

Tracy Mamacita. We know that that's our Tracy. Yeah, that's our Trace. That's our Trace. All right, oh my God. As a teacher, I had to vomit parent teacher interviews. Far out. I went three desks down

and vomited into somebody else's bin. Oh. Oh. I love, have you seen that video on the talk in the Instagram of a bridesmaid vomiting? No, it was the celebrant who was like, repeat after me, I, Carl Peter Fletcher.

Blah, blah, blah, blah. She just like turned some way, and the bridesmaid were like, you all right? That would be awful when you're like working. Yeah. There's one here about, I once vomited in an Indian restaurant after wild, after wild foods in Hokka Tika.

And my drunken stupid, my genius brain grabbed the naan basket. I vomited it, started coming out the holes because of course it's plastic. It's made to look like it's woven, but it's plastic. And my friend tried to soak it up with napkins and then I vomited again and went, and then she vomited as well.

We don't vomit the naan basket. We were like making essentially a vomit lasagna on top of each other. It's a feral weekend down there on the west coast. It's a feral. Isn't it? Friend of ours vomited on the dance floor at our wedding and then he slid through it.

Now, how long are we imagining he slid through it? Like run and dive or Tom Cruise risky business? I have an extremely sensitive gag reflex so when I smelt it and then saw the vomit, I as the bride vomited on the floor. The venue is very quick to tidy and also that guest was forcibly removed. Yeah, I bet. It's at stage left. Far out.

Two people vomiting on the dance floor. During turbulence on a flight, the person sitting next to me spewed all through the lady sitting in front of her hair. Because you're in turbulence, now get up and the poor girl just had to sit there coming in some of the other's vom. Please tell me it was a short flight. Is there a shower on her? No.

Like the A380s, some of them have showers, like Emirates has a shower. They're gonna give you a shower, right? Yeah, but not for povos. No, not if you're in economy. You're not allowed to have securitans. Dude, if you're covered in vomit, if you're covered in vomit,

they're gonna let you have a shower. Let me into business class to shower, please. Yeah. Oh, God. And all the business class people have paid all that money to be there, and you're coming through with your reeky vomit here. And you're doing that wattle,

or were you trying to keep your head still because you don't want any vomit to like shake out and go on you anymore? I travelled with my colleagues for work, I was in the back seat, felt sick because of my boss's driving, it was terrible, it silently vomited into my hands. Silently vomited into my hands. Held it for a little bit in a basket shape before quietly asking

if we could pull over. It smelt like vomit the rest of the trip. It's so good. It's so vulnerable. Play ZM's Flesh, Bourne and Hayley. Loving this TikTok trend, which is women heroing. They say protecting their soft spoken boyfriends. They're sweet guys by showing off their special interests. Oh, that is kind of embarrassing.

Hi, my name's Hayley. This is my boyfriend. Share with TikTok what you're into. Oh! Hello. I grew this rhubarb from scratch. Isn't he clever? So that's what he says.

This is my Vaughn, and he likes Lego. This is my, yeah, I built X-Wing from Star Wars and a TIE fighter too. And what I love about it is the girlfriends then stand in the back like, kind of like bodyguards, like, come at him, I dare you. Ah.. And what I love about it is like the girlfriends then stand in the back like kind of like bodyguards, like come at him, I dare you. Ah. You know what I mean?

Yeah, it's kind of, it's quite fun. But these are quiet guys that don't like attention. Quiet guys who are just into their little thing that they're into and it's the wife being like, I'm giving my man this platform to share his golf clubs. He's excited about them. And if you come at him, you've got to come through me. And they stand there like this, where the guy's like,

yo, I got these new golf clubs. And they're like, pretty special. Those memes, like she yells at me, but she also yells at the waitstaff when they get my order wrong. Yeah, so I'll take it. Just like, Jesus. It's so cute.

You should definitely look it up on TikTok. It's the cutest little thing, these guys. What would be your special? You might do a little bit of a lot. You should definitely look it up on TikTok. It's the cutest little thing, these guys. What would be your special? You might do a little bit of a lotto. Not lotto? Lotto? I was thinking about lotto and how I didn't win.

Nobody won. Leggo. I would love to do a little bit of lotto. Maybe 20 million would be enough. Yep. 25, I could share some with my friends here. I don't think we'll ever see you again. Let's do a little.

No, you'd see me again. No, I don't think we'd see you. I'm on his boat. Yeah. I wouldn't have a boat. No, I've said I wouldn't have a boat. I wouldn't have a boat. No I've said I wouldn't have a boat. I wouldn't have a boat either. I'd lease a boat if I really wanted to go on a boat.

I'd charter a boat. I'd have a submarine. If I've got 25 mil I'm going to make you a submarine. Rich people's submarines have done really well in the headlines lately. You're going to go see the Titanic, are you Mr. Implosion? Play ZM's Fletch, Fawn and Hayley. All aboard. Fletch, Fawn and Hayley's Long Weekend Name Train.

They call me Emma. Yes that's my name. Hehehehe. So today for the Long Weekend Name Train, if you missed it last time, we had set ourselves a goal of getting 50 Emmas on the phone lines before 9 o'clock. That's right.

To kick off the Long Weekend. I tell you what, it's 11 past, let's not dilly-dally. Oh my god. Now some feedback, Vaughan, you're taking any feedback on board for this new segment. Yeah I take feedback. 9-6.

Famously well. 9-6. We're not taking Emmalys. Nope. Only Emmas or Emmets. No Emmets. Only Emmas. I'm an Emma but I've completely lost my voice today otherwise I'd be calling.

Whisper. I want to hear that Emma call through. Even a faint whisper. We need every Emma we can get, voice or not. Yeah, cause we're gonna have 50. We're gonna have 50. To freshen things up today, you've sort of a new idea board. Yeah, I'm gonna ask every Emma what their favourite animal is

and keep a running tally of said animals. And at the end, we're not only gonna have, hopefully, spoken to 50 Emmas, we're also gonna know overall what's Emma's favourite animal. I'm expecting a rogue guinea pig and mostly cats. It'll be dog. You reckon? It'll be dog. Mine's koala.

And these can be wild animals too. Okay, cheetahs. Yeah. Cheetahs, for example. Cheetahs. Okay, let's start. Good morning, Emma. Emma 1.

Oh, morning, everyone. Morning. It's my first time for what you may feel. Emma 1. Do I do the beard now and it says that's my name? No, I ask her, Emma, what's your favourite animal? It's got to be a chocolate Labrador, so definitely a dog. Oh, okay.

Because that's my name. That's Emma. Thank you, Emma. That's lovely. Let's go to Emma 2. Good morning, Emma. Our second Emma. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning, Emma. What's your favourite animal?

It's a sloth. A what? A sloth. A sloth. Oh, yeah, dude. Oh, they're beautiful. I've seen them. I've seen them in IRL.

I haven't seen one in IRL, but imagine walking behind it. Do you know what I mean? I kick it. You kick it. Very slow. I just pick it up and carry it where I want it to go. Yes, that's my name.

Emma. Thank you, Emma. Love you that's my name! Thank you Emma. Love you Emma. Emma Three, good morning. Morning. Good morning Emma Three. How are you Emma Three? I'm good thank you. I'm just making school lunches.

Oh, what's in the box? What do you do to sandwiches? My children told me last night they don't like sandwiches. No, I never throw in a sandwich. Really? With like little pecky bits. Right, that's all we got is sandwiches. I know, that's all I lived on guys.

Go on Emma. I'm going to throw in a sandwich. I'm going to throw in a sandwich. I'm going to throw in a sandwich. I'm going to throw in a sandwich. I'm going to throw in a sandwich. I'm going to throw in a sandwich. I'm going to throw in a sandwich. I'm going to throw in a sandwich. Really? With like little pecky bits. Right that's all we got as sandwiches. I know that's all I lived on. That would be at the core of the lunchbox without a sandwich.

Nuggets we cooked last night. Nuggets? I said nuggets last Friday in a thermo thing. Oh you put yours in a thermo thing so they stayed warm. Okay that's great. So you put nuggets into a thermo thing so they stayed warm. Okay that's great. So you Emma 3. A thermo? What you put nuggets into a thermos? Yes.

That could be the greatest life hack I've ever heard. She Emma 3 that rule. My kids want to make, they want a thermos each so they can take hot noodles to school. That's genius. Hot noodles. We've done that. We've done that too. Yeah that's...

What's your favourite animal Emma? Um I'm going to say tuxedo cat because I've got to with him. Oh yeah cute, thank you Emma. A lot of time spent on that Emma I will say. Sorry I know but I'm distracted by hot nuggies. You know last time we did this with the Jesses we only got 50 by one minute. Emma 4, good morning. Hello.

What's your favourite- Oh wait hang on, how old are you Emma for? 12 next week. Oh happy birthday. Wait, what day is your birthday? Cause I'm already having mine on the 23rd. You can't have the same day. It's the 24th.

Oh, that's my dad's birthday. We call that Fletch Boxing Day. Yeah Fletch's Boxing Day. That's right. What's your favorite animal Emma? Probably a cheetah. A cheetah? Yeah, I like that. Should we put that under cat though? No Erm, probably a cheetah. A cheetah? Is that, should we put that under cat though?

Nah, no that's a big cat. But it's a big cat. It's a different kind. Happy birthday for Tuesday Emma. I've gotta play the thing don't I? That's my name. That's my name. Emma five.

Good morning. Kia ora. Kia ora. What's your favourite animal Emma? Giraffe. A giraffe. Oh! I love that Emma just knew.

I was new. Yeah, you just knew. Have you gone to the zoo to like feed, you can feed them at the zoo where you can see them being fed at certain times. Oh yeah, definitely mate. I run a park several times. Oh, a run a park. What a spot.

Yeah, good. Beautiful. Emma, Emma Files, thank you. That's your name. Emma Sacks, good morning. Good morning. Long time no see, first time caller. Oh.

Give you one of these then. Do time no see, first time call us. Oh, give you one of these then. Do you know what, I'm loving your energy, Emma Six. Yeah, she's got great energy. Great energy. It's high, but it's balanced. Emma Six, what's your favourite animal? Gotta be a dog.

Dog. What, do you have a dog? Dog's winning. Two for dog. Emma Six, have you got a dog? Yeah, I've got a golden leprechaun. Oh. What's their name? Oakley.

Oakley! Great glasses, great dog. Is that because he ate glasses when he was a puppy? Oakley sunnies? No, it's because my husband's in forestry. Oak tree. Beautiful. We don't grow too many oak trees though.

Mostly Pinus radiatus. Anyway, love to Oakley. We can't talk about trees all day. Thank you Emma 7. Is this a tour trial or a tour? Emma 7, good morning open the door. We can't talk about trees all day. Thank you Emma 7. Is this a tour trial or a tour? Emma 7, good morning. Good morning. Oh, there she is.

There she is. Clarity in this Emma. Emma 7, clarity in the voice. What's your favourite animal? Oh, the capybara. Got to be just... Oh! That capybara.

Do you know how to spell that, Vaughan? Yeah, I don't. They're starting like those cafes with capybaras in there. That capybara, I went into a... I don't even know how to spell that, Vaughan? Yeah, I don't. They're starting like those cafes with capybaras in there. That capybaras, I went into a... I don't even know how to describe this store. A lot of... Is it problematic? What's happening? A Japanese, Asian, like pop culture-y stuff.

Like a Japan mart. Yeah, kind of like that, to buy my daughter some Harry Potter stuff and the capybara merch was through the roof. That's capybaras popping off. They're having a moment. They're having a moment, that's what they're having. They're having a moment.

Thank you, Emma Seven. Love you, Emma Seven. Emma Seven, let's gop by 8. Kp by 8 is popping off. They're having a moment. Thank you Emma 7. Love you Emma 7. Let's go to Emma 8. Emma 8, good morning. Good morning. Is this lost voice Emma? This is lost voice Emma. Oh that's not bad is it? That's good.

Emma, why have you lost your voice? What happened? Is it a big night or karaoke? No, just illnesses. Oh it's going around. It's having a moment. Get yourself some fire elix. What's your favourite animal Emma right? An elephant. Elephant. Do you know what? Great animal. Yeah great. Halle's actually written them in Thailand but she won't post the photos. Twice Emma. Yeah. No if you go deep enough on Facebook you'll find the photos.

Oh really? No we don't want to. It's terrible. Okay let's do another Emma before we take a break. Emma 9 good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Here we go.

What's your favourite animal Emma? Definitely a chocolate lab. Another chocolate lab Emma's seen to so far with our sample size like chocolate labrador. M is love dogs. Love it. Thank you. M and I keep your calls coming in. Well just labs, all three have been labs so far.

If you're an Emma, I'll wait hundred dials at M. Play ZM's Flesh, Fawn and Haley's. Flesh, Fawn and Haley's. Long weekend name train. They call me Emma. Yes that's my name. The Long Weekend Name Train, we want you to call us if your name is Emma,

and we've set the goal of 50 Emmas by nine o'clock. Shut up. We're up to nine Emmas. Somebody said, I can't believe you went to the break with nine, that's like leaving the TV volume on nine and not going to 10 or five. Yeah, I should have done it, we should have gone to 10. Models of five, please. Okay, we've got it, we have been told by the producers

if we dilly-dally and keep talking to Emmas. There's no way we're gonna do this. There's no way we're gonna gone to ten. Models of five, please. Okay, we've got it. We have been told by the producers if we dilly-dally and keep talking to Emma's... There's no way we're gonna do this. There's no way we're gonna get to 50. But I just need to make friends with all of them. I know. Emma 10, good morning. Good morning. Emma 10, favourite animal? All of them, but mainly dogs.

Dogs, no. Dogs, thank you. Emma says my name. Dogs, thanks Emma 10. Emma! How are you, Emma? Emma Legs 11. Good morning. Good morning. Emma, Janie. Emma! How are you Emma? Emma Legs 11. Good morning.

Good morning. Emma, what's your favourite animal? I love my ginger cat. I've got a boy ginger cat. A boy ginger cat? How good's a ginger cat? We've had two boy ginger cats. Warren's got a dud ginger cat.

Yeah, he's a bit of a dud this one. Yeah, that sucks man. Beer was a good ginger cat, but he died, no one wants to talk about it. Can you just give your cat a big sniff today? You know, they just smell so good. Oh, they smell good, don't they? Thank you Emma.

Love you. Emma 12, good morning. Hello, Morena. Morena. What's your favorite animal, Emma 12? Has to be a snow leopard. Oh, of course it has to be. Also one of my favorite, no not Microsoft,

Mac operating systems. Snow leopard, yeah, it was really good. When they did a Snow Leopard. Snow Leopard was good. Way back in the day. So hard to spot on a snowy cliff. Yes that's my name. Oh yeah there's always those posts like,

can you see the Snow Leopard? And then you just see two little black dots on the eyes, you're like, hey, there it is. And there it is. If I was a mountain goat I'd be toast. MS13 good morning. Good morning, first time caller. Long time, no, long time listener. You say long time listener, then you say first time caller. Long time listener, then you say first time caller.

Long time caller. No, no. One more time. Let's just go start from the top. Lines and action. Long time listener, first time caller. Yeah, we got the tag. You did let the Brazilian get away without saying that today, Vaughan.

She's Brazilian. She's Brazilian. Sorry. She's Brazilian. She considers this her second language. Okay, Emma 13, what is your favourite animal? Gotta be a black lab. Black lab? Black lab!

Emma's love labs. They're loving the lamprodils this morning. Now I believe now Emma 14 could be the youngest Emma ever to call a radio session. Hello, good morning Emma. Emma? Emma? Hi Emma. How old are you?

How old are you Emma? Two. Two! What's- Yeah, I'm so amazed. What's your favourite animal? I have a cow? A cow. A cow!

Yay! The first cow on the books. Thank you Emma. Two years old, Emma 14. You have an amazing day, Emma 14. Emma 15, good morning. What's your favourite animal? Good morning, it is a dog.

Yay! Emma, what do you think it is why the Emmas love the dogs? Ah, they're just awesome. What kind of dog have you got? A sausage dog. A sausage dog. Ha ha ha ha ha!

Oh, please bring it into the studio. I'm very sorry. They're silly bellies. Are you serious? You're silly little buss-tion. Their legs, their legs are like, I can't keep up. Hey, we can't dilly dally on sausage dogs and buss-tions.ing! Their legs are like, do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do It has to be dogs. What's the best dog to walk? I have to say a pointer, cause I have two.

What's a pointer? A German shorthaired pointer. They're the ones that you see on like ducks and they stand there with their front feet out. Oh, beautiful! It's the dog from the old Nintendo Duck Hunt game that would laugh when you saw Snigger. And looks really like Regal.

Very majestic. Oh wow. Thank you. That's my name. You majestic. Oh wow. Thank you Emma. That's my name. Love you. You gotta be careful with those German pointers though. Sometimes they'll get an arm up. Yeah they point too high.

Yeah they point a little too high to a 45 degree angle. Emma, Emma, good morning. Emma 17, what's your favourite animal? Good morning. I'm gonna have to stick with a train and say dogs as well. It's gonna be hard to beat Emma. Emma's love dogs. You gotta beat, this'll be nice.

You've got- And I've got a little pug. Sorry. No, Vaughn, don't, sometimes Emma Vaughn's mean to pugs. Yeah, and pug lovers love pugs. Well I'm sorry I'm so angry Mexican chihuahuas from the school. I am.

If you say your third dog is a French bulldog, you've got the three worst dogs. What's the third one? No, Schnauzer. Oh no! Oh no! Too yappy! Beautiful, beautiful. Emma!

Yes, that's my name! Schnauzer's a cute. Ah, thank you. I can't remember if I noted down her dog. Are we up to 19 by the way? Emma 19, good morning. Hello. Hello, what's your favourite dog, Emma 19?

No, what's your favourite animal, not dog? Sorry, what's your favourite animal? Oh yeah, my favourite animal is a giraffe. Giraffe? A giraffe, that's a second... Yep. Second Emma. What do you like about them?

Just their big long necks? Oh, I think they're just pretty, they're beautiful, they're gangly, they're weird. Do you know what, Emma 19, I think you're pretty and beautiful and gangly and weird. Is that a compliment? Some others would agree with you there, Hayley, yeah, absolutely. No, I think you're pretty and beautiful. I don't know you. I can't see it, but I can hear it. You've got a real long tongue too, Emma.

Very long, and the eyelashes on, Emma. Oh, beautiful. Great on her. And my tongue's blue too. Yeah, I know. I can hear it. Emma 19. You're a giraffe, Emma 19.

Yeah, I think so. Thank you. Thanks, Emma 19. Love you. Okay, we'll go to Emma 20, and then we'll go to, we'll take a break. Emma, are we gonna do this are we on time?

I don't think so. Emma 20, what's your favourite animal? Fry, it's, you know those wild cats that look really angry? What, the bobcats? Yeah. Yeah, man, bobcats rule. Yeah, good, okay, we'll put that down.

Thank you Emma. If your name is Emma, I'll wait 100, dials it in. What are we at, 20? We're at 20. We've got to speed it up. Let's do quickly, Emma 21, what's your favourite animal? Oh, I don't like animals. No, you have to pick one!

You don't like animals! Emma 21! Pick one! Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Just before we get to fact of the day. You've stuffed up. A long weekend name train. I did skip an Emma as we try to get 50

Emma's on the phone by 9 o'clock. Emma 18, I apologize firstly for skipping over you. It's alright, as an Emma of the 90s I'm used to being skipped over. Ohhhh, there's trauma in there. There really, isn't there? We've reignited some trauma. Emma18, what is your favourite animal? I'm not a big animal person either, but if I was pressed, I'd say cat. Pressed into a cat. Who doesn't like animals? It's so weird to me that you don't have a favourite animal.

Yeah. Emma22, now we go back over... So we did 21, skipped 18, back to 22. Emma 22, good morning, favourite animal? I'd say dog. Dog! Yes, that's my name! Emma!

Emma 22, Emma 23, just quickly before fact of the day, what's your favourite animal? My favourite animal has to be a raccoon. Oh, yes! Emma, how could we forget? Emma, how old are you? Emma, 23? I'm eight. You're so cool, man.

You're a cool girl. You're off to school today, Emma, right? Yeah. Yeah, you're the coolest kid at school, I can tell. Do you sing at school? Um. Yeah. Don't worry about that, Marinas.

That was a stupid question. That was a dumb question, Emma. She tried to, she's not as cool as us. She's trying to be cool, yeah. She's trying to be cool. I was trying to relate to her. Emma, have a great day at school. Get a sticker.

Yeah, love you, Emma. Emma 24. No, oh well, okay, let's just do a couple more. Emma 24, favourite animal. Good morning. Good morning. My, mine would be a Hungarian Bisha. Oh, that's a dog. What is that? Hungarian Bisha. He is

a dog. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. Oh, I want one of them. I'm like a duck dog as well. That's a bit duck doggy but sweet. That's beautiful. Man, he's got a shin on him. If we do 25 we're halfway. Emma 25, favourite animal? Emma 25 is meerkats. So cute. When did we see the meerkats recently?

No, I went on my own. Yeah, you saw some meerkats recently. I saw meerkats in a meerkat cafe in Australia. That's my name. Okay, all right. It's time for... Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, It's a team name. I'm just going to go through this real quick. Real quick. Team name, theme, fact of the day. We're going to tell you some random team names today about

some that are actual team names. The US college basketball team called the Transylvania University pioneers. They're not vampires. This is based in Kentucky. Okay. But they're Transylvania University. The butt pirates. Shut up. This is based in Kentucky. But they're Transylvania University. The Butt Pirates. Shut up. Why are you telling me there's a sports team called the Butt Pirates? B-U-T-T-E but it's pronounced butt.

Butt Pirates from Montana, USA. It is a high school. And the cheerleaders cheer for the Butt Pirates. No they don't. No they don't. The Mack Hone Whoopie is in Georgia, USA. It's an ice hockey team. And their logo is a bee wearing lingerie.

Okay. A bee in brown panties. Yep. The Accident Slow Pitch Softball team is from a town that is literally called Accident. It's also like everything's the Accident Fire Department, Accident Elementary. And...

I wanna visit that town just to get photos. Like, you know when you stop in Bulls and everything's like... Everything's Bulls themed. I love Bulls. The Albuquerque Isotopes which if you're a Simpsons fan you'll realize that that's the that was a baseball team in that episode of the Simpsons where Homer plays baseball yeah there is an actual team now they voted the locals voted for the team to be called the Albuquerque Isotopes so today's fact of the day let's's get it. This is where some teams have weird names.

Fact of the day day day day day. Emma 26, good morning. No we're not. Yeah do it, do it. Emma 26, good morning. We have time for an Emma 26 now. You got a 28. Emma 26, good morning. Good morning. Favourite animal? Uh, cat. Yep, thank you. That's my name.

Fantastic. Play ZM's Flesh, Fawn and Hayley. All aboard. Flesh, Fawn and Hayley's Long Weekend Name Train. They call me Emma! This is my name. We forgot, we forgot. We forgot.

We're just over halfway but we've only got one third of the hour to go. That's right. We're just over halfway but we've only got one third of the hour to go. That's right. We're just over halfway but we've only got one third of the hour to go. That my name. We forgot, we forgot, we forgot. We're just over halfway, but we've only got one third of the hour to go. How are we gonna get 24 more Emmas? We need 50 Emmas on the phone lines, and we're asking every Emma their favourite animal.

Emma 27, good morning to you. Oh, come on, Emma 27. Emma 27. Hello. Hello, Emmas. Okay, no dilly dallying,allying Emma's plays if you're waiting on the line. Emma, favourite animal? Stephen Lear Dog! Yes, that's my name! Thank you Emma 27.

Emma 28, good morning. Good morning. Favourite animal? Oh that was quite cool. Soul Tree Emma. I've got a Soul Tree Emma. I have been listening to the Spicey Book. Have you?

Just quickly, what genre are we reading? Stop trying to be everybody's favourite. What genre are we reading? I'm listening to the Spicey Book. I'm listening to the Spicey Book. I'm listening to the Spicey Book. I'm listening to the Spicey Book. I'm listening to the Spicey. I have been listening to the Spicey book, so. Have you? Oh, okay. Just quickly, watch on what we were reading.

Stop trying to be everybody's friend. I'm sorry. It's a bit of a dark romance. Dark romance, nice, nice, nice. We should hang out, we should hang out. What's the trope in this dark romance that you're reading? Mafia. Elves.

Vampire. Vampire, of course it is. Of course it is, sorry. Emma, favourite animal? A dugong. A what? A dugong! A manatee. You've seen what it is, eh? Thank you, Emma, of course it is. Okay, Emma, favourite animal? A doogle. A what? A doogle! A manatee.

You've seen one of those, hey. Thank you, Emma 28. Let's go to Emma 29. Good morning, Emma 29. Favourite animal? More, more than a polar bear. Polar bear! Oh my god!

The first Emma that likes a polar bear. You should go down to Queenstown. There's a store that you can pet a fake one. Emma 30. Good morning, favourite animal? Good morning, it's a dog. A dog! It's a store that you can pet a fake one. Emma30, good morning, favourite animal? Hey, good morning, it's a dog. A dog! Another Emma that loves a dog. Another vote for the dog.

Emma31, favourite animal? It's a sand tiger shark. Tiger shark? A tiger shark? Did you say sand tiger shark specifically, or just tiger shark? Um, specifically a sand tiger shark? Um, specifically sand tiger shark. Okay, okay, okay.

Thank you Emma. That's an interesting pick. First shark on the list. Emma, 32. Our 32nd Emma. Good morning. Favourite animal? Good morning.

Good morning. Favourite animal? Er, dog. Dog! Well, you know what? It sounds like you said dog. Like on Snapchat. Do you like dogs? Do you like dogs? I like my dog. Dog? Well you know what? See how she said dog? Like on stage. Oh wait are you Irish?

Do you like dogs? I like caravans better. Do I have an accent him or 32? No English. Oh she's English. Sorry for calling you Irish. I'm sorry. Yeah that's really, that's um, that's all insulting.

Wait, whereabouts in England? No, be friends with them all. Whereabouts in England you're from love? Um, from Cumbria. Cumbria. See that's a bit posher than the accent you were doing. Be friends with them all where abouts in England you from love and from Posh to the next thing you were doing. I'm sorry. I'll change it Emma 33 favorite animal Emma church tree Tertiary Thank you Emma, we are really getting through this I'm a 34 morning favorite animal

That could be next time what's your favorite mythical being have you been talking to Shannon the producers? She was trying to tell us that Sasquatch is real the other day. I was like no. You've got to stop living in Central Auckland and huffing carbon monoxide. Thank you Emma34. Emma35, favourite animal? Good morning. My favourite animal is a horse. Oh my god, welcome to the party horse. The first Emma that likes a horse.

We haven't had many horsey Emmas. No. Well they are amazing animals. horse. Oh my god, welcome to the party horse. The first Emma that likes a horse. We haven't had many horsey Emmas. No. Well they are amazing animals. If we were to do calling if your name's Bridget they'd all be like horse. Yes. Bridget's a crazy horse woman. Okay we'll do a couple more, wrong track though. Yeah dude Emma's smoking Jesses on the stage. Emma, Emma 36, good morning, favourite animal? Good morning, a meerkat. Yeah, cute, they're the cutest. Thank you for the meerkat, love that, thank you.

Emma 37, good morning, favourite animal, please? Good morning, it's a cat. It's a cat. Do you know what cats rule, eh? Sniff a cat today, guys. Okay, thank you Emma, keep your calls coming in. We only need 12 more. Play ZM's Fletedgeforn and Hayley.

Yes, that's my name. So our goal is to get 50 Emmas on the phone line before 9 o'clock. And so far I think we're doing alright, but we've got to hurry. We've got to hurry. What are we up to? We're up to Emma 38. 38 Emmas so far. Emma 38, good morning. What's your favourite animal? Hi. Hi. Emma, 38, good morning. What's your favourite animal?

Hi. Hi. Hi, darling. Hi. Can I do a quick shout out for Kiwisahi Schoolborn? That's my primary school. What do you do there? What do you do there?

Aren't there like four people there? No, dude, it's exploded. The roles exploded. What, 16? No, no, no. I was there when there was only 40 kids. Yeah, me too. I was there when it was 42.

Who is this? Emma, who? Emma Fothering him. Hey! Your grandmother and my grandmother were very, very good friends. Sifting by the fire. I love my memories of Rita Mary.

Rita Mary, that was my Nana. Aww. I'm sorry to call her my Nana. She has to call her her sister's fathering him all the time. I'm sorry to put an end to this bloody family, rural reunion, Emma 38. Oh my god, Emma, it's so nice to talk to you. Don't listen to these naysayers,

but we do have to hurry. We do need your favourite animal. I'm gonna go horse as well. Horse, there we go. Wishes from the country with Emma. Shout out to the fathering homes, all of them. Thank you to rural Emma, Emma 39. Good morning, favourite animal, please.

Morning, it's boring, it's a cat, sorry. No, that's not boring. No, that's not boring, it's a beast animal. Beast animal, beast animal. No one else is a koala. Yeah animal, please. Morning. It's boring. It's a cat. Sorry. Oh, no, that's not boring. Beast animal. Beast animal. No one else is here. Sorry. Yeah, no one. That's upsetting. That's my favorite animal. Emma 40. Good morning.

We're going to need 10 more. Favorite animal. Good morning. Morning. Good morning. Morning. Favorite animal. Definitely a horse. Another horse.

Shit, the horses are coming out. They're coming out late. They're coming out. Yeah, we're starting to need you, Emma. No, no, no, no, out. They're coming out late. They're coming out late. They're coming out late. They're coming out late. They're coming out late. They're coming out late. They're coming out late.

They're coming out late. They're coming out late. They're coming out late. They're coming out late. They're coming out late. They're coming out late. They're coming out late. They're coming out late.

They're coming out late. They're coming out late. They're coming out late. They're coming out late. They're coming out late. They're coming out late. They're coming out late. They're coming out late. They're coming out late. They're coming out late. They're coming out late. Come in, nearly there. Good morning. Hello, hello.

Hello, okay, favorite animal? To be honest, it's really hard to pick one. I love them all, but I'm gonna have to go rabbit because the way they rub their little faces with their little feet. Oh, shut up. They're so cute. Emma 42, do you think it's crazy that a couple of the Emmys have called up

and been like, I'm not really into animals? I don't like animals. That is wrong. Isn't that a sign of like a psychopath or something? It's weird. Yeah, like if you don like, I'm not really into animals. I don't like animals. That is wrong. I am. Isn't that a sign of like a psychopath or something? It's weird. Yeah, like if you don't. I'm a veterinary nurse though, so.

Oh, so you love them all. So what's the worst animal? Oh, chickens. Oh, really? I had to pee. That's so scary. Yeah, okay, Emma, thank you. That's so funny.

How so serious did she say? So serious. What do we have? They're taking their jobs. What Emma was that? Was that Emma 42? Okay, so this is Emma 43. Good morning.

Favorite animal, please. Oh, hey. Oh, hey. Hey, girl. Oh, hey, Amber. Hey, girl. Oh, hey. My favorite animal is a sea otter.

They're so cute. Oh, sea otter. Have you watched the documentary about the Scottish guy that meets the sea otter? They're so cute. Have you watched the documentary about the Scottish guy that meets the sea otter? No. What was that called? Oh my god. Also more sultry than other sultry Emma. Extra sultry Emma 43. You need to watch the documentary about the guy. Yeah you do. He's depressed and then the otter comes. The otter saves his life. Emma 44, good morning favourite animal, we're on the home stretch, guys. Shoot!

Hello, that's a hard one. I live in a lifestyle block, so I've got turkeys, I've got pigs, I've got everything, but I'd have to say my favourite is probably a magpie. Oh! Controversial! Okay, obviously you haven't- Are you gonna put that just as bird?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Okay, so bird, put bird. It won't win. Emma 44, thank you. Yes, that just as bird? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so bird. Put bird. It won't win. Emma, Emma 44. Thank you. It won't win.

Emma 45 calling from the road. Good morning. Favorite animal please. Good morning. It has to be a penguin. Oh, penguins. Penguins are bird. I think it goes under its own banner.

Yeah, penguins are its own thing. Have you seen Benedict Cumberbatch trying to say penguin? Yeah, that's hilarious. He pented it. He pented it. He pented it. He pented it. He pented it. He pented it goes under its own banner. Yeah, Penguin's its own thing. Have you seen Benedict Cumberbatch trying to say Penguin? Yes, that's hilarious. He's just Penguin, and he cannot say it.

That's good stuff, thank you Emma. Emma likes them because they always look like they're dressed in a tuxedo. Emma 46, we're so close to Emma 50s. It's only 10 minutes to nine, we're gonna do this guys. Emma 46, favourite animal? Hey, this is actually a little British Blue cat. Yeah.

Like Fletcher's cat. Yeah, my British short hair. They're the best cats in the world. Did you rescue yours? Did you also rescue yours? Yeah, did you pay like thousands of dollars for a cat that's, you know... It's a release fee from the terrorists. Yeah, I told you this.

I rescued my cat. Oh, okay. Emma, do you have a British Blue? No, I want one, but I just don't want to spend the cash, you know? No! They're a plastic bag cat, they last, they stand the test of time. They're all birthmility. They're worth it. Thank you, Emma46.

Great tasting cats! Yes. Emma47, we're so close, guys. We've nearly got 50 Emmas. Are we smoking? Emma, favourite animal? Sucka Jesses. Good morning. Good morning, Emma47. My favourite animal? Suck it, Jesses. Good morning. Good morning, Emma 47.

My favourite animal is probably a dog, but I also have pigs and cows and sheep, so I can't hardly choose one. Dog it is. Now, actually, we haven't checked. You're actually an Emma. Yes, I am an Emma. OK, because we haven't really run any checks, have we?

We've just been assuming all these people are... No, I've been doing police checks as we go. OK, you've been running number. I've got an Emma surname 47. And the phone number in the police database. It's a Polish surname. It is, okay, right. You're 47.

Thank you, Emma 47. Nearly there. Okay, here we go, Emma 48. We're on the home stretch. Favourite animal? Good morning, a giraffe. A giraffe? A giraffe. Well represented. Very well represented. A giraffe? A giraffe. Well represented.

It's very well represented. Isn't it? Thank you. Emma, 49. We've nearly got 50. We've nearly got 50. Emma, your favourite animal, please. A wolf and lifetime listener.

First time forerunner. Childa, no, my heart am I. Welcome, welcome. Okay, Emma, 49. Favourite animal, please. A wolf. A wolf. A wolf. A wolf? A wolf?

Yes! Is it going under the dog column? Nah, nah. It's separate. Same thing. If you were a wolf would you be happy to have dogs under your column? No. If you were a wolf would you be like-

It's like saying you're a monkey. You're the person who rang him before with a pug and a chihuahua and another ridiculous dog and wolves are like, no, no, no, no, no. Not in our column. Not in our column. That's my distant cousin. Yeah, wolves rule man. Emma 49, thank you so much.

No one's putting a pug in front, like on a mink blanket, are they? Emma50. Emma50, good morning. Welcome, well done. We've done it, we've done it. You're an Emma? Yes, I'm an Emma.

We have done it, 50 Emmys. What is your favourite animal, Emma? Well, I grew up in the 90s so dolphin. Dolph, do you have a dolphin tattoo? No, no tattoos but I had all the statues. Oh my god I had all the statues. I used to get 10 bucks and go to the warehouse and get a new dolphin statue.

Well we've done it, Emma you are our 50th Emma. Do you wanna know favourite animals for Emma? Should we wrap this up now? Yep, wrap it up. And third equal is horse and giraffe, with three votes each. Cat is in its second place with nine, and our wamping it in with 14 votes is dog.

Dog, wamping. Wamping it in. I think you've made up that word, wamping. Wamping in. Would be, would be what? Would be dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Skrrr, bah, skrrr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr.

Thank you to all of our Emmas. God, we've got a lot of Emma listeners, don't we? That have called in to make that possible. I think next time we do this, we've gotta choose a hard name. Skrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Play ZM's Flashpoint in Haley. Happy Matareke. Oh newest, our newest public holiday. Yeah. What's this, our first, fourth, fourth or fifth one? What do you mean fourth or fifth? Matareke, how long has it been going for? Oh, I mean Matareke's been around for years. Food?

But as a public holiday. For how many years is, um, just cinta? Bing con. By the way, I'm a big fan. I'm just being silly. I know, I'm a big fan. I'm just being silly. I know, I know, I know. I know. I know.

Well, if you missed any of the show this week, uh, download the podcast. Also, uh, the, uh, new season of sex. Stop live. Can I tell you something about Matariki? Of course it's the, the rising of a specific constellation of stars. There's stars in it. Each star means something to Maori culture. There's a tradition, it's the harvest feast and you know lots of cultures around the world

have this. And last year we had hangi at the girls school. Went down super early, lit the fire, had hangi. It was awesome. Better than your first attempt at a hangi? Oh I had little to do. I left this to the professionals. My first attempt at a hangi was a failure.

I do want to redo that though. I want to revisit the professionals. My first attempt at a hangi was a failure. I do want to redo that though I want to revisit the hangi. Okay. So last year we went down and we were talking about the stars and I said Northeast and everyone's like you know, please no feast and then it came time to view the stars and The teacher took us out the back of the school and said and this is the way they'll come up I was like we're facing south. Oh, were you facing the wrong bloody way? We probably looked at all the wrong stars now Now this morning, same school, different teacher. We were talking about where the stars rise. I said, Northeast.

And she's like, yeah, Northeast. And she's like, do you know something funny? And I said, I already know what you're gonna say. We looked the wrong way last year. Last year we looked the wrong way. And she's like, I know. But were there stars that way? Yeah, there was.

Just different ones. There was seven stars. There was actually stars all around. You know what? There's stars everywhere. Close enough, man. There's stars everywhere. But the highlight this morning

was because it was a little foggy, one of the parents said is that one of the stars? And the teacher said no that's an aircraft coming into land at all. There you go. It's either an Elon Musk satellite or an aircraft. It's an international space station or an aircraft. Close enough.

We'll catch you back Monday. Have a great long Matariki weekend. Kia ora. Is that the podcast done? Because I'm busting for a poos. Busting for a poos. Jesus. long Matariki weekend. Kia ora.