ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - June 25th 2025

Episode Date: June 24, 2025

The worst age to be right now Top 6 smells that make me anxious Honeymoon Island is coming back SLP - How Often do you clean your toilet? Westpac rescue chopper/aviator goggles Should we bring tipping to NZ? Wired headphones are considered retro now New Ozempic pill What's your embarassing email addy that you still use? Hayley and Vaughan tyre situation We've found Vaughan's new game Fact of the Day When did you buy something because the person was hot?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM podcast network, this is Flesh, Fawn and Hayley's Big Pod brought to you by Chemist Warehouse, the biggest brands at the lowest prices. ZM, Flesh, Fawn and Hayley. Thank you, Bryn. Good morning. Welcome to the show Flesh, Fawn and Hayley. I was really hoping Bryn was going to play the Donald Trump audio from the White House lawn. When he straight up swears. Yeah, drops an F-fawn. Pretty wild.

It was wild. It is... Watch that, Clo. It is your president. I think, who was it? Shit You Should Care About on Instagram has it as a post up recently. If you want to watch that, it just says Iran and Israel don't know what the F they're doing and then just walks away.

But he doesn't say F. No. He hits it. He hits it. Hits it hard. don't know what the F they're doing and then just walks away. But he doesn't see F. No, he hits it. He hits it hard. I wonder if that was live on any of the like news shows that would have had to bleep that. Oh, maybe. Oh, yeah, no, yeah, no. Take it off.

Yeah. I mean, some countries have a delay, right? You'd be like, ah, the president just swore. Coming up on the show today, your chance to go in the drawer again to see Lord Live at Red Rocks in Colorado. Flights, accommodation, tickets. This will be an epic show. I've always wanted to go to a Red Rocks concert. Any of my favourite bands, I'd love it. One day?

Add it to the bucket list. Well, your chance with our game, What Was That at 8 o'clock on the show. Silly little poll soon. How often do you clean your dunny? Yeah. Like some people are every day. Some people once a week, you're twice a week. The results soon, the top six as well. Yeah, the top six smells that make me anxious from my childhood. There's a new study linking anxieties to the olfactory sense.

Okay, smell something that makes you anxious, maybe even more than other senses. Yeah. Next on the show though. Tough world at the moment. Yeah. You know? Tough world for everyone, but what is the worst age to be right now? I'll tell you next.

I reckon 108. Do you know what? You're using air-roll for death. Take me, Jesus, take me. Play ZM's Flesh, Born and Haley. Now this is interesting. We actually, we're all very in ages. Fletch and I have a 10 year age gap. Younger age.

Oh, do we? Yeah. Oh. Yeah, we do. Wow. Born, you're in the middle. On the week of my birthday, just bring it up. Well, I just wouldn't, you know,

you're getting old. You got older this week, whereas we've stayed the same age. I think you're also getting older as each day goes by. No, I'm 35, as I was last week, and the week before, and the week before. And a bit, and a bit, and a bit more. No, not in a bit.

Anyway, so there's a massive study that happens every year, global flourishing study, it's called. They interview, they survey 200,000 people in 22 different countries around the world. Okay. To see how they are flourishing. And I don't mean- Or not?

Or not. It's measured on six core dimensions of human life. Happiness and life satisfaction, like how content and fulfilled they are. Physical and mental health, how you feel in your body. Meaning and purpose, what are we doing? Why are we here? Oh yeah, what's the point of all this?

Okay, don't get too deep into it. Character and virtue, how people act to promote good, even tough situations, close social relationships, and financial and material stability. We got a nice house. Wow. Got a nice car. Got money, honey.

Anyway, all bunch of ages, and it's basically to find out who was flourishing and who was miserable, and just sort of floundering around the bottom. Right, and in terms of what age group? In what age group. And it turns out the hardest age to be in this day and age right now, 18 to 24,

they're young people. They're looking ahead to a bleak future. But do you think that's always been the case even if you went back like 10, 20, 30, 40 years? Oh my God, I thrived. I was so hot at 19. I was so hot at 19, they got hot again at 26. No, I thrived. I was so hot at 19. I was so hot at 19, they got hot again at 26. No, it's not, this isn't asking you about how-

Actually, hot is not on here. It's hot's not on there, Hayley. Hot should be on there. Mental and physical health, physical health. My mental health is good, because I'm hot. Yeah, but you weren't physically healthier, where you would still smoke, you were literally smoking. I was a durry smoker.

And you were a durry smoker, and you were a durry smoker and you drank a lot. Yeah, and all of those things have changed. Yeah. Now, I would say what's the best age group? What age group feels like? Is it like 40s or is it even older? When you feel like you're a bit more together? Oh my God, it actually doesn't say in this.

It just says that the... The worst age. The worst age is 18 to 24 because they're looking ahead ahead that's harder financially. They're not looking at the same kind of things that we felt were guarantees, which is the houses and good jobs. The age group that would have been at school as well

when the pandemic hit, a lot of them. Yes, yes, yes. And so that kind of screwed things up. Yeah, totally. Yeah, totally. They've had it a bit harder. Yeah. I'm of screwed things up. Yeah, totally. Yeah, totally. They've had it a bit harder. Yeah. I'm trying to find the happiest group actually.

Kind of the ladders being pulled up kind of behind, in front of them, isn't it? Is that what you're saying? The ladders being pulled up. Behind us. Like previous generations have pulled up the ladder. Pulled the ladder behind them. For things like property and you know,

the AI coming for jobs. It must be, it would actually be a horrible, I mean it's a horrible time as it is at the moment with everything going on in the world. Particularly young people I think just looking ahead, like being in the now and looking ahead, it must be a bit scarier. Whereas we've always had sort of the few

to be excited about it and only now we're going, huh? Yeah. I'm just trying to find out, it's a very, it's a very, very dense study. Trying to find out who's the happiest. Is it right down the bottom? 30 to 59. Okay.

30 to 59. Yeah, because you've had a few more years, you've got it together. Yeah, you've got it together, you've kind of let go of some of those things. Things are getting looser and saggier, and your back's hurting. Things, man, they do get saggier.

Actually, that's right. If you are 18 to 24 and you're listening to this and you're like, yeah, man, it is hard. Man, just take off your clothes. Just what? Just take off your clothes. Just enjoy the body you have now. And look at yourself in the mirror.

Yeah, okay. And absorb it. Yeah. And if you look at you like, I don't like that. Give it a touch. Yeah. Okay, would you rather be the age you are right now and the year it is right now,

or be in that age group 18 to what did you say 24? 24. But now? I don't wanna be 18, 24 now. I wanna be me now. Yeah, I'll be me now. Me now. I'm happy with me now.

Same. I mean, I'm just pop to check in and get the picture. That's what this, I mean, that's what that study's saying, right, that we're in the age group where? We can almost kind of, we'll get through it and also like, we're heading out. Yeah. Yeah.

So, we're sort of entering part two. Yeah. Of the thing. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. From the Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley group chat, this is the top six. Well, we know the power of the senses. Especially the olfactory sense, which is smelling.

Mmm. Olfactory. It sounds like you're saying old factory. Yeah, it does. But you're saying olfactory. I imagined a big brick building. Oh, lovely brick. Converted.

With a chimney. Yeah, with a chimney. Sort of an ornamental chimney at this stage. Yeah. Well, researchers identified two distinct, distinct, distinct, get it? Distinct. Distinct. Oh yeah.

Such a hard time with distinct. I said it once and it sounded like I said, dust-tink. And so I was like, that actually works in this case because we're talking about distink. Two distinct brain pathways that determine whether an odor feels pleasant or threatening. And it kind of explains why smells can trigger

intense reactions of people with PTSD anxiety or sensory sensitivities. Right. Okay. So I've got today's top six and that is the top six childhood smells that make me anxious and why. Okay. Number six on the list is Elizabeth Arden Red Door.

Okay. Mum's got that on it means she's going out. So we're about to either have a really bossy babysitter or I'm about to be told I better bloody behave because we're staying home alone and don't do anything stupid. I'm about to really get a good like five minute pre-telling off.

Which is what my parents would do before they went out. They'd give you a telling off to tide you over till they gave you home and gave you another one. Yes. Yeah. Just to keep you on the straight and narrow. Yeah, totally. Just a little bit. And wait, we didn't have security cameras back in the day. Now you know if your kids are having a party because the security cameras would be on.

If it was a security camera back in the 90s, there would have been a man on a tripod with a massive camera. Yeah, on the shoulder like that. Yeah. I'm watching you. Which was too expensive to hire back in the day because you'd just get a babysitter instead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm watching you. Which was too expensive to hire back in the day because you'd just get a babysitter instead. Yeah, you would. Number five on the list of the top six childhood smells that make me anxious, Play-Doh, because we never got real Play-Doh.

We had the make your own at home. The flowery one. Probably less chemicals. Yeah. Oh no, it's safe though, eh? The Play-Doh that's made now. Yeah, Play-Doh's very, very safe. And also because I'm going to lick it

to see if the smell matches the taste, and it never ever does. No, it never does. It smells like it should taste better than it does, but give Play-Doh a little lick. Yeah. You're not gonna love it. Number four on the list of the top six childhood smells

that shivers almost knocked my drink over, that make me anxious, freshly cut grass. Because if I didn't cut it, I'm about to hear about how dad just mowed the lawns even though he's been up since bloody 4 a.m. and your kids need to start pulling your weight around here and you should totally be able to do that. Now you and your brother go and take that trailer

worth of grass clippings and going in. And now that's what you say to your kids. Yep, full circle. Did you have to mow the lawns when you were a kid? Yep. I think the first time I mowed them was when I was like 28. Really? Did you have lawns?

Yep. Wait, last year, the first time last year. I'll stop it. Good from, good, eh? That was good from me, eh? Yeah. Wait, last year, the first time last year. I'll stop it. Good for me. That was good for me. What um, yeah. Really? Dad mowed them. But he'd never be like,

Hayley, mow the lawns. No, why would he ever do it? I'm his gorgeous princess. Why would he want me to mow lawns? He doesn't want his gorgeous princess losing a finger or a foot to the blade. Oh my god, no. He didn't want his gorgeous princess

making him have the dog's breakfast in the lawn. You're just shitting it is what the answer is here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%. Number three on the list of the top six childhood smells that make me anxious is a musty church, or just a building that's been shut up for a while because I'm about to be bored to tears for over an hour and probably misbehave and then get a hiding on the car

right home and a good dose of God guilt to go with it. Oh, we love a bit of God guilt. Yeah, you know, he's always watching when you're in there playing silly buggers and he's not though, is he? Smuggling toys into church was one of life's greatest pleasures. Smuggling toys into church? Like matchbox cars. And then you're like, if it was empty, you'd go, you'd push yourself apart with your brother

on the pew, on the wooden pew. How often did you go to church? We used to go weekly when I was a kid. What? Yep. We used to go most weekly when I was a kid. What? Yep. We used to go most weeks when I was a kid. Oh, I just blessed the meeting. I started tapering off.

Yeah, you did. Yeah, Jesus, he was there. Christ almighty. Yeah, he was there too on the cross at the front. Really? Ripped by... Jesus, Mary and Joseph. The little loincloth was barely covering it all.

That was quite hot and I wonder so many of them turned gay. Yeah, totally. He's a bit hot. He's quite hot, aye. Jesus is pretty hot. He's ripped. You don't get that sort of following if engage. Yeah, totally. He's a bit off. He's quite hard. He's a bit of a great age. He's like pretty hard. He's ripped. You don't get that sort of following if you're a minger.

Do you think there would be the following- I'd kiss him on minger's feet. Do you think there'd be a following for Jesus if he's up there on the cross, he's got big fat bear guts, and he's quite hairy? I don't think so, eh. Not as much.

But he couldn't eat that much. It was hard times. Hard times. Even though he could literally like, create food with his wizardry. Yeah. He was creating low carb bread. Yep.

Number two on the list of the top six childhood smells that made me anxious, the smell of New Stationery, because that book's about to have something very unsanitary scribbled across it at school, and I'm going to have to either black it out entirely or explain to my parents what it means. Yeah.

Although when you first got those books and you go, pfft, so nice, New Stationery. Oh yeah. The smell of it. And number one on the list of the top six childhood childhood smells that made me anxious, vegetables being boiled within an inch of their existence. Oh, the smell of it.

The smell of it. The farty. Yeah, yeah. Boiled broccoli. Super boiled. Yeah. And then mum would tip all the nutrients down the sink. Down the drain.

With all the water. Thank God, get them gone. That's where she'd put them. That is today's top six. Play. ZM. Spledgeforn and Hayley. Bear with me.

Hold your eyes forward and not in the back of your head, Vorn. There is a new- Because you know we're both gonna roll our eyes at this. We roll. Listen, there is a new reality show. It's coming to TVNZ Plus on Sunday this week. It is called Stranded on Honeymoon Island. It is from the, they're calling it MAPS meets Survivor.

Okay, okay. So this is from the creators of MAPS. They use their team of experts to couple up couples where they proceed to get married and immediately head to a deserted kind of island to have their honeymoon. So crash course. So it's not the build up. Because what happens on a mass is a wedding is the first step.

Wedding is the first step and then we follow them as they live together and kind of like do these tasks. Right, so this is married at first sight on an island. Remote island with only the bare essentials to survive. Oh god, survival tools, a bed. Oh no, and they're gonna like team up people that don't like camping, with people that like camping. Yeah, oh that's a great combo of people arguing, especially if they've just met each other. Yeah, exactly. So it says

fans of Merit at First Sight, that's me, will find comfort in the familiar strangers to potential soulmates pipeline, but then survivor devotees will lap up the tasks set for each couple as they never get the most unglamorous honeymoon imaginable. So it is not like we're sending you to Fiji where you learn to form a bond. It is literally maths and survivor combined.

Right. Like this is, I'm having a look at the couple so far. Where do they, wait, where do they stay? Do they have to like build a shack or something? Or do they get to stay in a resort? No, it's Survivor. They have a bed and like beers, like survival things. You know, but when the cameras are off.

No, no. Okay, yeah, right, okay. I said this to my friends that have been on Celebrity Treasure Island, I was like, but there's like, there's an Airbnb, right? Like, yeah, you stop filming and you're- When you get kicked off there is, right? Yes, before you go home.

But then quite often, apparently they would just send them straight home, wouldn't they? They wouldn't be waiting around a lot of the time. No, no, no, get you gone, especially because when they started filming in New Zealand, they'd like get you on the next flight. So we have some good looking couples. It's definitely not as, I mean, very attractive couples,

but it's definitely not going the same route as Mavs, which is like big pumped up, you know what I mean? Kind of like just looking for drama. So yeah, I mean, this is- So it's Australian made? Yeah, it's Australian made. And I believe it's a world first, which is great. Cause that Kiwi guy that just won a loan should go on it.

Cause did you read about the possum trapper from the Bay of Plenty who went on a loan and won it? Is that the one where they're naked? No, that's naked and afraid. See they should do naked and afraid meets maths meets survivor. Stranded naked on Honeymoon Island. Surviving naked and afraid in my brand new marriage.

Yes. Perfect. Perfect. Play ZM's Flesh, Born and Haley. Play ZM's Flesh, Born and Haley. Flesh, Born and Haley, silly little pole, silly little pole. It is so silly, silly, silly that the silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole, silly, that's a silly little pole. Silly little pole, silly little pole,

silly little pole, silly little pole. How often do you clean your toilet? That's today's Silly Little Pole. Can you just leave some space for your brother? Okay. Today's Silly Little Pole. Oh, is it? How often do you clean your toilet?

Now, do we mean like when you get out like the toilet dark or the, I just use a budget one, and you squirt it around the bowl. Yeah, do we mean like when you get out like the toilet dark or the, I just use a budget one, and you squirt it around the bowl. Yeah, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub. Oh, we're not talking about you've just done skitties. That's not a clean the toilet, that's removing skitties.

That's purposely hitting the skits. So this is where you get- And then you get a wipe, and you wipe around the top of the thing and under the seat, and spray, spray, spray, wait, wait, wait, wait, clean, clean, clean. How often do you do that?

Twice a week. Twice a week? Is that not enough?, clean. How often do you do that? Twice a week. Twice a week. Is that not enough? I probably do it once a week. Every two weeks? Yeah, once a week. Give it a proper one, I'll give it like a, shoe job.

Yeah, I don't know. I've got a new toilet. You want it to stay looking new. And you just, you know, when they just, once they go back, once they go back, you can't change it. Once they get some water staining on them, hard work. Water stains, yeah.

Hard work. So I won't keep that up forever. Probably move to once a week. The most popular answer we got, where you said how often do you clean your toilet, was weekly at 69%. Nice! Good.

Second, our fortnightly at 20%, monthly at seven, and daily at four. Oh wow. Daily! Daily. I mean, if you lived in a massive house with a lot of people, and grubby buggers. Yeah, yeah, lots of men with skitties splatty. Although I just don't get like works one thing But at home people that leave skids in their own toilet. Like what are you doing? Yeah animals? What are you doing?

Yeah, what are you doing? I find it even worse at work if you're doing skids because if you walk out of that cubicle and someone walks in straight after you They don't know you did the skids. They're gonna And then you're gonna be known at work as skitty poos. You will not believe the women's toilets. Oh, I can't hear. The stories you hear, the women are the worst. The worst. By far. I stayed at a hotel at the weekend, just gone, and they didn't have a toilet brush.

They, why? Okay, okay, okay. I hate that. Why do they have, do they think we're gonna steal them? Or is it that they get so do they think we're gonna steal them? Or is it that they get so manky that they're gross? I don't know, but you do a skid, you gotta wait for the next morning. Yeah.

Oh no, I know. Oh yeah, that's how I like it. I wanna just take care of that. Or you do like eight flushes to get rid of it. Eight flushes and you're just like, make it wetter, make it wetter, soften it. It's the pits. Especially if you're sharing the room

with someone and you're like. Yeah, well no's the pits. Especially if you're sharing the room with someone I know. Yeah, well no, that's why if you're sharing a room, I instigate the lobby rule for number twos, where you go to the hotel lobby or the bar area and use the toilet down the outflow. Let's all go to the lobby. Lobby, lobby, lobby.

Let's all go to the lobby and do a big fat dump. Yeah, great. Kayla says, I'm the only one that uses my bathroom, so I find fortnightly fine and I keep a genola block in the cistern water at all time if a visitor is coming over I'll give it an extra cleaning case they need to use mine instead of the main bathroom. I love to see you go with a genola block. I can't do a genola block I'm supposed to really limit that because of the effluent system we've got.

Oh you've got a tank. It's got the bacteria and you're not supposed to kill it because they make it and they process it and then the water that comes out at the end it's not drinkable at all but it's good to go in a garden. It's got the bacteria and you're not supposed to kill it because they process it and then the water that comes out of the end, it's not drinkable at all but it's good to go in a garden but if you kill the bacteria it's all over baby. Right baby. The real question is how often should we be changing the toilet brush, is yearly okay or is that gross? Just when it gets manky.

Yeah when it gets manky. They do get manky though don't they? They do get manky, they get poosy. Mine's fancy, mine's high end. Remember it's brass. Oh darling. I know, but it's got a twistable off head and you can replace the head.

Get in your head. Yeah, okay. But then you gotta touch the head. Put some gloves on. Put some gloves on. Gloves on. Tash said, no option for every second day or in the case of a 16 year old male

who uses a guest toilet, never. How does he block it all the time? Why are there empty toilet rolls on the windowsill and not in the god damn bin which is next to the toilet? Can't wait to visit his house in 10 years. Payback's a bitch and so am I. Yeah I think this is why you sometimes I think it's okay to bring back hiding. Yeah and this is you know like give him a smack he won't do that again.

I sort of think the same. Let's get smacking back. Michelle said do it usually a deep clean when guests are coming over but we'll give it a quick scrub or a wipe whenever it looks dirty. This is usually one task I can't I can leave long enough for the husband to get annoyed with and he'll end up doing it himself. Oh, you're nice. Madeline said, a bleach a day keeps the skitties away. It's a lot of bleach, isn't it?

Bleach a day. A lot of bleach. That's a lot. Daily, I have a six year old boy with no aim, so I've got to be cleaning up all around the toilet and down the sides of it. There's spritz in everywhere. He's doing the old spritz.

Can I just tell you anonymously that I was like 27 when I found out the toilet brush was kept in the bathroom for out of schedule skiddy cleans and wasn't just a convenient place to keep it. And I learnt that listening to this show. What did you think? Okay. How were you dealing, anonymous,

how were you dealing with skids prior? Leaving them to clean? Or like getting the paper and just like pushing it down. And hope you don't touch the water or have a breakthrough of the paper. Weekly says Cat but I just learned the heck of wiping the dust down with toilet paper and then flushing it midweek so it always looks clean. Yeah I do that. I do that all the time. Yeah I don't know that was a hack. That's a quick clean. Yeah. I just thought that was life. Especially with guys you know know, there's a bit of dribble. Yeah.

There's always dribble. Paula said, I don't know, Lowell, but my cleaner would be the one to ask. Oh, darling. Must be nice, darling. It must be absolutely lovely. Well, we asked you how often you clean your toilet and 69% of people listening to Fletch, Norton and Hayley said every week. I didn't realise this was actually Speedo that had done these. Okay, fashion news by the way because fashion is my passion as you know. Yeah.

But nothing is more uncool to me and Fletch I know you wear these goggles. Yeah well obviously well I mean I haven't because of my shoulder, my sore shoulder which I'm getting surgery on So what's your shoulder? What date is your surgery? It's on a Friday to in committee. It's my workmates. Yeah What do you have a friend? Yeah, the 25th of July. Are you gonna pick me up and make a video of me? Hi. Yep. Okay Doesn't know what are you doing? Well, I've got a friend in town. And we're also off to the full metal orchestra

and the symphony. Yeah, I know, it's a bad day. Hey, you're gonna go straight from surgery to a rave. That's crazy. I'm gonna have to have some security around me to stop people bumping my shoulder. I'm getting my nails done the day before, just FYI. If anyone wants to add that to the calendar as well.

Okay, great. 24th. Well, keep your calendars free. But no, I haven't done swimming for a while, but when I do, yes, I wear goggles and speedos because that's what you do when you swim lanes. Speedos. I do, you don't have to. You can wear a board short.

Okay, have you tried swimming a few Ks in board shorts? Is there a lag? There's a drag. There's a drag. But that's good, it creates more work for your arms, a bit of drag, a bit of resistance training. Okay, okay. So I'm not out there for speed.

Yeah, I know, yeah. I'm not doing lanes. I did it when I lived next, when we lived near a pool. I could just walk up. And it was actually really good, I really enjoyed it, but I just don't live near a swimming pool now. No, no, no, no. Literally has on a just back up.

No, but it's not for laps. It's not for laps. I was like, do you know something a little god if only I had a swimming pool. Do you know something a little psychotic yesterday? Yeah. I judged that enough leaves have fallen off the tree

and got into the pool. First of all, problem alert, by the way. Yeah, that's all right. And I got out the wet dry vac and I vacuumed all the leaves off the cover of the pool. It must have looked psychotic like I was having a mental breakdown and I was vacuuming my pool.

I'm hoovering the pool. It worked really well. I always find it weird when you drive past someone and they're vacuuming their garage or concrete driveway. Yeah, we're wet vac and Aaron used to vacuum the garage. So what is this new fashion item? Sorry, the reason I'm talking about Speedos is that Speedos have released a goggle that is a 70s aviator style. Oh my god. Not like a stair gog. Wait so you wouldn't wear these for the lanes, you'd wear these if you were

maybe at the beach? some lovely clear European water. Maybe if you're at the beach, you just want to have a little look down. Okay, if you're in the crystal clear waters of Greece. Yeah, Santorini. Yeah, one of the Greek islands. You can wear them on the beach. The woman showing them off on Instagram who said, well why has it taken so long for someone to make aviator goggles? She, it has UV protection in them, they don't leak

and they look good, she's just in like a resorty pool. You got a price point for me? Then you come up. Oh, I'd imagine they'd be, I mean, yeah, it depends. Hang on, Speedo USA, Aviator Goggles, cause they're only in the US at the moment, but they are coming. Right, oh yeah, I can see them here.

Oh, Speedo Goggles,, so there are some at City Beach. We're talking 40 buck. Really, for the aviator Speedos? Yeah, there's some, yeah. Well maybe this is something you could pull off. Thank you, I'd rather keep my eyes closed. Oh yeah? $28 US dollars.

Yeah, that's not bad. There you go. Adult Sunny G Marina Marat Spur goggles. I'm not wearing goggles ever. I'll raw dog it and I'll open my eyes like a man. Yeah. And I will let that chlorine or that salt water just burn your eyes. Salt water, yes, chlorine. I always open my eyes under the chlorine. I do too.

But afterwards your vision gets a little cloudy. Yeah, that's how you know you're alive. Play ZM's FletchBorn and Hayley. Play ZM's FletchBorn and Hayley. Play ZM's FletchBorn and Hayley. This is actually, this is interesting because we've noticed this a little bit in some restaurants around Auckland. Someone's very upset.

There's a restaurant in Sydney called Lana that has this tiny little hidden print on the corner of their menu that said at the bottom, 7% service fee will be applied at the end, which is basically like in America, a tipping situation like you're paying a little bit extra for the staff who already are getting paid. Sometimes on big tables and big bills you'll have that at some restaurants I've noticed. Yeah. Really? And overseas it's really bad if you ever travel to America you have to check the

bill. Cause we asked, friends and I went out when we were last in America and they had put a 20% service tip in the bill but then left the gap which says tip and a line. Yeah, so you're in America thinking, oh, we tip in America, so now you're adding more tip. And you're just giving tip on tip.

You're tipping, you don't want tip to tip. No, just the tip. Just the tip, you just want the tip. Just the tip. I mean, if you feel like the service is amazing, and I will say America, the whole thing is a different kettle of fish. A lot of people working in places

where you'll go to eat breakfast or dinner might only be on a couple of dollars base an hour. Tips are what they get. And tips are what they actually need, so you have to tip. Yes, but that's not the case in New Zealand. If you are getting service above and beyond, I've tipped before.

Me too. But it's an experience, it's like, you know, sitting at the thing where you get to talk to the chefs and interact with them. Yeah, well yeah. The chef's table, that maybe is worth a tip. Yeah, totally. Or if it's been exceptional.

Yeah, but that's because you've gone. Yeah. It's not an expectation, but now a lot more. Even on our like, F-POS machines, you go somewhere, you put in your thing and it goes add tip, and you're like, but you're getting paid though, eh? You know though, when the people working there just kind of press the tip button away?

Because they know that you're Kiwi and you're not gonna do it. They're hoping that- When they don't, I'm like- They're hoping it's the tourists though, right? That are just like, oh yeah, we tip here too. Yeah, yeah. 100%. Whereas I feel like. They're hoping it's the tourists though, right? That are just like, oh yeah, we tap here too. Yeah, yeah. 100%.

Yeah, right. Whereas I feel like they always just press it through when they know that you're a local, when they know you're not gonna tap. We don't tap. So this place, the woman shared it online, like this is your second occasion of seeing this at a fine dining restaurant in Sydney.

Is it slowly becoming the norm? Is the gratuity actually shared with the staff who go above and beyond, da da da da da da? Yeah, cause that's the other thing. Yeah, is it actually going becoming the norm? Is the gratuity actually shared with the staff who go above and beyond, da da da da da da? Yeah, cause that's the other thing. Yeah, is it actually going to the people- Tipping electronically. At least if you're, you know, in America when you tip and you cash.

They pocket it. Yeah, or you write it on the receipt. You know, they get that. Yeah, or some places divvy it up equally. Yeah. Between the staff. Someone messaged in saying that they got, they ordered a coffee the other day, a single coffee,

and when they pushed the Fpos machine across with them to like tap, it's like add tip. For a flat white? Yeah. You're not even making it. Nah. Yeah, no. No, no, no, no, no.

Yeah, well. There's also that they were talking about the awkwardness of saying no when it says add tip. Yeah. And just pushing no, and you're like, I don't mean that you gave me bad service. I'm just happy with what you're being paid for that. I don't know.

You do feel like you're being a bit of a meanie. An a-hole. A bit of an a-hole. That's right. Well, I mean, if it's creeping into Australia. It's only a matter of time. Tip creep. Yeah.

And then like I say, you don't want tip on tip. Tip to tip is just odd. Well, I mean, maybe. Well, maybe you do want tip. I'm saying really young ones. If you're into that. Live a little. Yeah, live a little.

But I think just the tip. Speaking of Australia, there is a store in Australia selling something that's made millennials go, what, you what? What are you calling that? Are you for real? Play ZM's Fletch-Born and Hayley. Prepare to be offended because sports girl in Australia,

which we used to have. We used to have it. It's kind of like. Did you just ate a frittata? Like literally. I'm so sorry. You could have just let it go. You could have just let it go

and you know what I've noticed. You can hear the frittata in your mouth. There's just this little potato bit. Look at that. No. Chard. Eat it after. Eat it just this little potato bit, look at that. No. Chard. Eat it after. Eat it after.

You know what, eat it now. Oh, devil and angel on my shoulder. I like this. Yeah, we used to have Sports Girl. It's kinda like Glassons meets Max, like, and it's cool, it's got good stuff. Oh my God, Carmen's like, she's nailed that. Yeah, I remember Sports Girl, it was really fun,

like in the early 2000s. Well, Sports Girl in Australia have offended some millennials because they are selling, they're calling them retro earphones. Yeah. Retro, like with a cord. Yeah. Like they're just what we all had with our iPhone

until we got wireless. I've seen people making, young people making videos where they've got their headphones, they use the microphone and the thing, and they hold it right, and they're terrible technique. And it's like, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrr headphones I was like I reckon I could still find a pair. Same. If I went for a dig at my bedside drawer. I've got them like rattling around. And the cord drawer. Yeah.

I've got some in the cord drawer. Yeah. Do your iPhones still come with them? No. No. No, the latest one you can, can you put them in the charging port? Yeah.

Yeah, you can put them in the charging port. But they don't come with the B-mode. I've never seen the USB-C end on it, I've only seen those Thunderbolt ones. Yeah, these sports girl have a lightning, a lightning end. Right, so that works. That's a lightning one. Producer Gurley, is that we offended by this? Retro earphones. Yeah, these sports girl have a lightning, a lightning end. That's a lightning one.

Producer Gurley, is that we offended by this? Retro earphones? Honestly, a little bit. Like I'm not even a millennial, but I'm offended by this because when I got my first phone, it came with these headphones. It's not that long ago.

We're really in our like renaissance of the 2000s. Addison Rae, who we love here, has a song, Headphones On, and it's all about the wired headphones, and that's kind of where we're all going on TikTok. Right, okay, okay. Because I've seen people around the city wearing these, and I'm like, what are you doing? Like, they're so annoying. What are you doing?

They get in the way, jimming with wired headphones. Oh my God, when you're like running and you're like tethered to the treadmill. The batteries never run out. Yeah. That's a positive. I think it's also like the coolness of like, yeah, I'm listening to music. Because maybe we like, used to want it to be a secret

that we were like, listening to music. Oh my God. What about, what about those headphones? Not cool, but they had the big like, kind of bracket over the ear, you know, that sort of, or otherwise it went like wrapped around the back of your head and then slotted over the ears. I like those.

Some people still have those. I like those. Oh no, they're silly. You look silly. What is he? What are you, a robot? What are you, a silly robot? Are you a robot realist, that agent?

Yeah. You can definitely get them for the new plug though, the USB-C, because my friend buys them to sleep at them. What? See, that makes even less sense. I know, it makes even more sense. It will strangale you. It was Strangalia. Oh my god, my mum used to say that because when I used to get into bed and listen to

Channel Z Bomber at night and I would, on my disc man, on my disc man there was an FM, an FM transmitter and I used to have my cord into my headphones. Your disc man had an FM transmitter. Thank you. I come from Honey. I don't remember disc five private school. Yeah, wow. Thank you. My dad worked hard for that. My disc Yeah, wow. No, my dismen never had anything.

My dismen didn't even have Andy Skip or Andy Shop. Oh my God, how embarrassing. If you breathed on it, it would be like, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. So I'd be listening to Bomber on Channel Z late at night, and I had the cord, and my mum used to always come in and be like, don't you get that cord wrapped around your head?

Don't you fall asleep with those headphones on? Like you're a baby sleeping next to the curtains. I'm a baby, and I'm like, shut up, mom. I'm listening to Bomber. She's like, I don't know who this Bomber is, but I don't like the attitude that you're getting from him. Chat with me later tonight. Play ZM's Fletchborn and Hayley.

So there's a new drug out of Sweden. It's a by the Swedish. Yeah. Swedish drug. A Trogi is the name of the company. Trogi. It's a Swedish biotech company that has developed a new drug. ATR. I've seen the guy that invented it. You can't kind of see his eyes he wears a big chef's hat

and he's always chasing chickens around. Why is he wearing a chef's hat? He's a scientist. He just does everything. I'm pretty sure that's muppetist. Fresh sponge-like skin. It's a new drug, it's called and I'll say they need to hate. Okay calm down. Sorry I've only got one Swedish reference to bring to the show and it's the Muppet Swedish. I think Google another one. Do you know what I mean? Because you've got to have more on tap. So this drug. What about Greta Thunberg? Is she Swedish? Greta Thunberg? She's got a boyfriend.ara Larson is sweet. Yeah Yeah, okay. I'll say critical. I assumed lesbian in my eyes Lesbian

Now I don't think there's a label there. I certainly won't be giving you one white hetero male Just assumed yeah, anyway, you're thinking big leslie's our energy under Celsius under Celsius the inventor of the Celsius system. Okay, well good on you for learning. Also Swedish and ABBA, of course. Swedish. Swedish.

So the drug is called, and I think they need to work on a catchy name, ATR258. Sounds like an Elon Musk child name. But it is a new weight loss pill. By the way, talking about this, but I'm not advocating for it. I'm a little bit, ugh, by the way, talking about this but I'm not advocating for it, I'm not, I'm a little bit on these things, but it's offering an alternative to people that are looking to drugs like Monjaro or Ozempirc but not wanting the side effects because the side effects of these drugs are, you know, we're learning about them now. Yeah like people are just jumping on these drugs

and then you know like all the celebrities with their gaunt faces and they just droop down. Sharon Osbourne. Yeah, I mean, god. For example. Yeah, she looks terrible. Cause you lose fat so quickly. Celebrity drugs like heroin.

You know what I mean? Just cocaine. Yeah. So it's promising that it doesn't have some of the same side effects as Osempic, like the nausea, the muscle loss is the massive thing which is why your face looks so gaunt, you lose your fat and all your muscle in there, headaches, sleep disturbances, basically feeling like crap.

Also your appetite, just you can't eat big meals. Well this is the thing, I don't know how this drug's gonna work. It activates muscle metabolism to burn more fat, does not affect appetite, which is what, bless you, child. Sorry, child. It's what, it makes Ozempic work. And interestingly enough, Lizzo,

who was open about using Ozempic, was talking about it recently. I've tried everything. It's just the science for me, calories in versus calories out. Ozempic works because you eat less food. Yeah, that's it. So if you, right, it makes you feel full. So if you can just do that on your own and get mind over matter, it's the same. So basically, it's like you take Ozempic, you lose your appetite, so you eat less, so you lose weight. Everyone's like, what's the science? You're like, it's the same. So basically, it's like you take ozempic, you lose your appetite, so you eat less, so you lose weight. Everyone's like, what's the science?

You're like, you're not eating. Yeah. And for me, I'm like, that screws up your metabolism and it's a long-term thing. And then the moment people come off ozempic and they start eating normal food again, they're gonna gain it all back and more. Scientifically, that happens every time.

But this one's saying you won't lose your appetite. It's using like different things. And I feel like Hollywood's gonna be like, yours please. Me, me, me, yeah. I to gobble up this pill. It's a pill. It's a pill, not an injection. Because that's the other thing people don't want to be injecting themselves. No, God no, it's a bit involved. Is it, I don't know anything about Ozempic, is it? Oh shut up you've lost so much weight, everyone, the rumours are out. Hey, hey, I'm using crack cocaine. Everyone's like he must be on OZENPICK.

Confirmed. Do you inject in your, like is it like a... Pick us into your tummy. Like just a fatty bit. Oh, I couldn't do that. So you just pick a fatty bit and jab it in. Pick a fatty bit. It's like, it's like type 2 diabetes.

Yes. You just pick a fatty bit. Pick a fatty bit. I mean, I don't have any. Which was actually... Oh, Pick us knows we're here, Pick. Pick a fatty bit was the song that we released after we were on the Rock Quest. That's right. Pick a fatty bit. Pick a fatty bit was the song that we released after we were on the Rock Quest. That's right. Pick a fatty bit.

This is our debut song. It was. Pick a fatty bit. An embarrassing moment for you. Yesterday, your email address came back to Abate Me in the Bottom. Play ZM's Fletch, Bourne and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletch, Bourne and Hayley. Yesterday I had to come face to face with the fact that once I had an email address that was Vaunilla Ice.

Funny at the time. Funny at the time. Yeah. Childish now. Play on words if you will. No it's not too bad but it's just a weird, I mean it was a retro reference when I made the... You're lucky that didn't come back to bite you in the ar like you're Vaughn R Kelly at hotmail.com.

Yeah. Vaughn remix ignition at CheamOwl.com. Vaughn Cosby. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Vaughn Weinstein. These are all emo addresses. I don't know why I had such a bad run. Vaughn Spacey.

With my arrows. Vaughn and Spacey. Yeah. Vaughn CK. Yeah, yeah. Yikes. Vaughn CK. Yeah, yeah. Yikes. Vaughn Prince Andrew. You know, that was my Yahoo.

Prince Vaughn Andrew. So you settled on Vaughn Ella Rice. And so far, vanilla rice is a don't run. And god damn it, vanilla rice. Don't do anything crazy, please. Do you want to just check to see if he has been cancelled or not? No, he hasn't because he did an advertising campaign recently in New Zealand. Oh lovely. Remember that thing where you put your beers in the fridge and text this number and I'll give you a call until you get it.

AI says, no vanilla ice has not been cancelled. Oh fantastic. However, he didn't make any money off that song because he sampled Queen and David Bowie without permission. Yeah right. And he still tries to say it's a different song. It's definitely not dude. I was talking to my KiwiSaver provider and Yep. And she said, and I'll email this through to you. And she made that. She tried to snuggle a laugh and it fully came out her nose.

I love that. Okay. Are we going with them? Fournilla ice? And I went, we can put a more professional sounding one in there. Are we going with them? Vanilla ice cream? Oh no! And I went, we can put a more professional sounding one in there. And she said, Why don't we do that? Why don't we change that now? Because you've got an email address with your name.

That's the one I'll use for you. I love the idea though. But I thought KiwiSaver was spam when I signed up to it, so I used my old... They're not getting my money. I love the idea though. But I thought KiwiSaver was spam when I signed up to it, so I used my old. They're not getting mine, honey. I love the idea though of you at 65 trying to get it out, and it still being. I've had to spell it out, previously I had to spell it out, and then like if you got an email address,

I was like, yep. Vorn. Okay, I feel like you should log in and change that to a more professional email. Yeah, I think we'll change that. We'll change that. But this is what we wanted to ask this morning. On our 800 dials we'll change that. Zals, zals, zals, zals. We'll change that. Yeah. But this is what we wanted to ask this morning

on our 800 dials and you can text her as well, 9696. Do you have an embarrassing email address still? Can we go to Shannon and the producers? Both she told me hers and it was way worse. Oh, okay. I literally had to log it in this morning. Miss.yellow.gummybear at gmail.com. Oh, I was Miss underscore B underscore haved.

Yeah. Miss behaved. Miss behaved. And I had that, and you're going into adult life and it still lingers on a few accounts, eh? Totally, and so all of my friends and I, we were different gummy bears. So there was like a pink gummy bear, I was yellow.

And so like, I hope they're still out there. I still get embarrassed when people just have their birthdate. Do you know what I mean? When it's like Maria space 89 and you're like, come on. Come on. Come on Maria. Get your name in there. Get a grip. Come on. But sometimes you know it's like username not available and so you have to start adding things. Oh I know. And then you're like these are are all things I'm gonna forget I've added. Shout out to all the James, you know, Johnson's out there.

Yeah. Oh no, they're coming in. Mine, and I still use it, is RonanHermioneathotmail.com. Hey! Okay, you. That's a big fan of Harry Potter. But you need to imagine you're on a call to someone, you're trying to get your account details sorted

or some kind of thing sorted out, and they're like, now can I just confirm your email address? Like, RonanHermione at hotmail.com. But you give your new one, you're like, no, it's not that one. You're like, oh God, it's not my old one, is it? Yeah. Gruu underscore V underscore baby.

That was my first one as well. Groovy baby. Groovy and misbehaved. I loved Austin Powers. And I think we'd do a new one. I think we'd do a reboot, to be honest. I think we'd do a new one, thank you. Dude, I say we email Mark Myers directly. I think we drew a reboot. I say we email

Mark Myers directly. Here on the show we're really really advocating for a fifth anyway this by the by. Yeah. Okay to come in through. Pip 21 at Windows Live was mine and I made it at primary school. Oh my god. That is a young Pip. One of my old high school friends just messaged in good morning T, and I came up with hers at high school. Tess underscore tickles. And I remember, she had it. What are you gonna call up the power company and be like, hi, I just wanna change my plan.

Oh sure, Tess, no problem. So it's Tess, T-E-S-S, yeah, underscore tickles. Tickles. Tess tickles. That's good. At hotmail.com. I bet there are people that work in call centres listening that hear these all the time.

Okay 0800 Darls at Amazon number call us now text through 9696. What's your embarrassing email address you still have? We want to know your embarrassing old emails because Vaughan had a, well not a run in, but you had a, you made a woman laugh on the phone. Yeah, when I gave her my old Gmail. And she laughed about it. Amy, what is your old email address? Morena Fana. My old email address was little Ms. Blue Eyes.

Two Z's. Oh, that is... Wow. And do you have blue eyes? No, my eyes are in fact green. Oh, so you have green eyes. Green eyes are rarer than blue eyes? No, my eyes are in fact green. Oh, so you're supposed to have blue eyes. Green eyes are rarer than blue eyes, green. Yeah. Yeah.

Indeed they are, but the young gentleman I was speaking to at the time, who I wanted to give my MSN messenger to liked blue eyes. Oh my gosh, you literally, oh my gosh. This is the most, Amy, how old are you? I am early 30. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the most like 90s, early 2000s behavior.

When you're like, the boy said he likes blue eyes. I'm gonna get contact lenses and call myself a little miss blue eyes. Yeah. Did it work? Did you get a little kiss? Negatory. Negatory.

Negatory. We probably saw the green eyes and pulled out. It was like yuck, Megan, green eyes. Yeah, so it was similarly there. She promised me blue. Amy, thank you. Katie, what is the embarrassing email address? Mine was K8, because it couldn't be K, it had to be K8.

Underscore love, underscore G strings, underscore forever. Oh crap. Katie, are you rocking the G banger today? Can we confirm that you forever was the lover of the G string? Forever wearing them. My cousin made it for me when I was 14 and told me that that was the email address I had to use for the rest of my life. Jesus, what a day. Your cousin's got a great sense of humour. And do you still use it now?

Absolutely not. Yeah, good, it's been retired, thankfully. Not forever. Katie, thank you. Debra, what is the embarrassing email address? Oh, hey, team. Long time listener, first time caller. Yay, welcome.

Nailed it, nailed it. Nailed it. Love it heavy. So my last name is Bean, Bean like the vegetable. Oh my god, amazing. And when I was a young dumb teen, I made up the email address Bean on toast. And I still have it to this day. I like it, I like it.

I like it. Technically, was your dad Mr Bean? He was. Oh my God. Oh my God. Still is. Still is. And did you get teased for that at school?

Oh, 100% at primary school. It was so embarrassing, you know, when you get certificates in assembly and they'd call out your name and everyone would start laughing. I was just like, oh, I hate this. Especially when your dad gets up on stage and he's like, boom.

And he's like, ta-da, ta-da. Ta-da, hello. And he arrives in, ta-da, ta-da, hello. And he arrives in a lime green mini. With three wheels. Hello, Treder. So good, Debra, thank you. What a great last name, I love De. Great, some messages in.

My email was who ate my baby from Austin Powers. Cause the- Who ate my baby. My brother- And I think we're due at 5th. Yeah, well we're due at 5th. I mean, how many email addresses are related to Austin Powers? I'm just saying it was like, when everyone was setting up their first emails,

the fledgling internet, Austin Powers, massive at the time. Oh yeah. Um, my email was set up by my brother. He gave me lanktank at hotmail.com. Extremely to get attention when I was younger, my hotmail address was bigboobs69 at hotmail.com. Oh my god, bigboobs69. You wouldn't even know, okay, yeah. I also reckon you had tiny little mosquito bites,

you know, and you're just trying to make up for it. As a teen noted some work placements for vets, I made my email, inewtapoodles at hotmail.com. I'm a vet now, still have the email. Inewtapoodles. Inewtapoodles. Well, so that works, doesn't it? Yeah. Keep your texts coming in 9696 0800, dmail.com. I'm a vet now, still have the email. I knew the poodles. I knew the poodles. Well, so that works, doesn't it? Yeah.

Kikitek's coming in, 9696 0800, dials it in. The embarrassing email address you still use. Big floppy donkey. Okay, we want to know now your embarrassing email addresses. Maybe you've still got them because Vaughn's still got his and had to use it at a call centre. Mine's honestly not even bad compared to these ones. I know.

More like poosandwees at gmail.com. I like, wait, how did they get actual poosandwees at gmail? Not poosandwees07. 007, yeah. 007-4. I don't know, they were in there early. Yeah. Somebody said, when a message starts,

this isn't racist. Okay. I will reserve judgment till the end of message to see if Winner of it's racist. Are you gonna read that one out here before? Yeah, because they've fixed it. This isn't racist because I'm half Chinese. Okay.

But my mum's hotmail was Wing Wong number at hotmail.com. Far out. Touch and go, eh? Touch and go eh? Touch and go. Now Emma, is the mum where you get the Chinese from? I hope so. Or is she the Pakeha side of things? I'm hoping her last name is Wong, that's for sure. My cousins made my first email address for me when I was at Intermediate. It was Saucy Little Maori at gmail.com.

That's good, that's good. Imagine you're on the phone to the call centre. What's your email address? Saucy. Can you just put me on hold for five minutes so I can set up a new one? Yeah, yeah, yeah, wait, wait, wait. My email was shrekismydad at yahoo.com. Oh my gosh.

I love, my still current email that I am using is richdogmofo at hotmail.com. I don't like that. How many people are applying for jobs with these emails as well? I know. dirty underscore dancer was my email address because I really liked the movie. When I was 13, I applied for a flat in my 20s and I didn't get it because they thought I was a stripper.

Oh yeah. I would, I would let to someone who's an exotic dancer. Oh my god, same. Money. Because I pay you in cash. Yeah, yeah. And they won't be home all night. Quiet.

Yeah, they'll be sleeping during the day when you're at work. Ideal. Ideally. Ideal. My ex-sister-in-law's email address was whipmebaby at home out of Huch. Whip me baby.

Ginger Ninja 14, because my hair colour's ginger. I've got to win this one. Most gingers have probably applied for a gingermail.com. Whip me baby. Ginger Ninja 14, cause my hair color's ginger. I got a winners 14. I think most gingers have probably applied for a ginger ninja. Yeah. MD super scucks at Hotmail.com. Oh my God, scucks. Scucks.

I love liberate the number, ur at Hotmail.com. A liberator. Yeah, a liberator. Okay. Rampant Rabbit at Gmail is one I've tried to phase out. Hot underscore cheese at hotmail.com was my hotmail. How good's melted cheese like? Just to stop the sentence there.

Yeah. What more do we have to say? How good's melted cheese? How good's melted cheese? Full stop. Man. NotoriousOllie at gmail.com. Oh, how embarrassing.

Punishing to type on a phone. Yeah. DippyKisser underscore three. DippyKer. Dippy kisser. That is so great. Abby who messaged in, Abby Fabtabulous at gmail.com. That's just a nightmare to spell. Yeah. Little Sweetie 99 at Hotmail because 69 was unavailable. Too farty, too farty bum bum. 69 is the most common number we've got coming up here. That or 007. Isn't it funny?

Yeah. Shorty get low at general. And do you know what, when no one even knew what that was, when they were adding that, they were like, oh, that's a sex thing. I had Dan underscore Carter's underscore the underscore man at Hotmart.com. I didn't even like rugby, I just thought it was hot.-the-man at Hotmail.com. I didn't even like rugby, I just thought it was hot. Yeah, Dan Carter is the man. My friend had sexybexie69.

Oh god. iloveboys69 at jumeil.com was mine, and my best friend was a hot sex instructor at hotmail.com. We had no business at intermediate making anything like this. No business at intermediate making anything like this. Play ZM's Fletchporn and Hayley. I had an appointment yesterday and I went to set appointment, left set appointment, and now for some reason my eyebrows aren't working.

Anyway. I was like, why aren't you saying what the appointment is? And you did in a roundabout way. You just heard us all laugh, but I didn't see Hayley laugh. Her face stayed the same. My mouth did. Wait, I thought you weren't doing it anymore. No, I just took a break off Botox to, um, for comedy festivals so I could move my face more.

Wait, so now, when are your next comedy shows though? For a while, not for a bit. Aren't you doing some on Thursday? Tomorrow? Yeah, tonight, tomorrow. Smaller, smaller, smaller, smaller games. Smaller games. Oh, you're going to be on Seven Days. Small rooms get a frozen face, big rooms you get the whole shebang.

Oh yeah, TV's, she's on the telly. She's filming the telly tonight. Yeah, it's close up. Got to be stiffened up for the old. Got to be stiffened up. Right. Well there you go, Seven Days tomorrow, you'll see a forehead that doesn't move and it's very taut. Taut.

Oh, it's a taut. It's very taut and shiny. It's taut. What's a taut and shiny? Taut and shiny. The face is taut and shiny. Anyway, I think I've just got the right amount. Okay.

Anyway, so I left the appointment, get into my car, which I got a new car. Mazda Ambassador, shout out. Yeah. Get in and it's- Mazbazda, you could say. I'm a Mazbazda Ambassador shout out yeah get in and it's Maz Ambassador I'm a Maz Ambassador she's a big Maz oh she's on big Maz money yeah big Maz knows big Maz loves a Maz loves a Maz loves a Maz Hayley James Brown loves a Maz passionate about the Maz anyway yeah a CX 60 yeah nice

nice nice it is nice we went to the airport in it the other day it was real nice yeah but it doesn't let me touch it. You've gotta use the joystick. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can't be touching it. Oh, the touch screen. Yeah, when you're driving. It's a safety thing, so then we're not just like on an iPad.

All these safety features, I'm like, oh, keeping me alive. Anyway, so I get in and I turn on the car and then this tyre pressure thing comes up and it's a little thing and it says like, front two tyres, air pressure was 260, back right tyre 260. 260?

Yeah. Is it in what, that's not a measuring. This is the number that it said, 260. Kilograms per centimetre. I don't care, what will I know? I'm a PSI man, I'm a PSI, I'm on Imperial when it comes up. Master do it, pounds per square inch. They do it by ounces.

260 on the front two, 260 in the back right, 130 or something on the bottom left. I hit this with a rental car once and I had a dicky valve on the back tyre and I was like, how does the car know how much air is in the tyre? I don't know either. That's wild, eh?

That's crazy. How? Modern technology, and I get it, I was like, that one wheel being so out, is, I was like, that's a flat tyre, well that's on its way to being a flat tyre. I get out of the car, I look in, and there's literally a screw right on top,

and I hear- Oh, who have you pissed off? I hear lights. I've pissed off just living in my driveway. It's still, do you know what I mean, after renovation. You need to get bored of this magnet. I've told you to borrow the fishing magnets. I know.

You need to borrow the fishing magnets. I don't want water in my house. Do you know what I mean? It makes me uncomfortable. Anyway, so. I do famously never leave. Yeah. I'm always like, oh get the hint.

Yeah. God, I always want to socialise. Party's over. Party's over. Leave, leave, leave. Party's over, man, this guy won't leave. It's weird, it's weird, cause she'll invite you around when the hedge needs a trim.

Yes, she will. Ah. And then, usher me out. Anyway. Anyway. I just think to myself, oh, because this car is not my own, my insure, my old car insurance, they had roadside assist, is in black. This car is not my own. It is just alone. That works. I love you. I love you, I love you Mazda.

Anyway, so I was like, I don't have roadside assist. I do it turns out by the way, as a Mazda ambassador, of course you would. Of course you would, yeah. Anyway, don't have roadside assist. It's actually called Maz assist. Maz assist. Otherwise called the Satisfier Pro. Hello, welcome to Maz assist.

How may I assist you? I don't know, like tell me something naughty. Sorry, sorry, sorry. And then so I was just like, I'm going to have to change this tyre. By yourself? By myself. I don't know when I last did this. Years ago.

Well my dad taught me how to do it when I was maybe like 18 and moved out of the home. And I was like, well, I think I vaguely remember, lift up the back, there's the spare tyre thing, and the jack and the thing, and I was like, right, I'm just gonna do it. So I pull it out, and then I start, and I know it sounds stupid that I'm like, oh, I changed a tyre, but I was like,

I haven't done this since I was a teenager. I've never had to actually do it properly in an emergency with a flat tire. I've always been with someone. You've been about two or three years since you've done this. Oh, God. Oh, sorry, no, I got Botox yesterday. Oh, sorry, it was a Botox. I'm actually 35.

Okay, that's the forehead of a 21 year old. But the tits of a 25 year old. Well, I was going to say tits. For the record, I was going to say tits. Anyway. I was going to say jowls. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah say tits. Anyway. I was gonna say jowls. Yeah, yeah.

You said the jowls. She only does the top of the face. Yeah, this is the point of a 21 year old, the jowls of a 35 year old. So I was like, I wanted to almost prove to myself that I could still do it. I get the things out. I filmed it a little bit as well,

cause I wanted to send it to my dad to be like, dad, look. And I put the thing, I get the jacket, I was doing all the crank, I was getting muddy. And I'll say shout out to feminists you know to feminism it's alive and well cuz man so many men walk past me and avoided eye contact I was like okay those are the times we live it. I know I know. Because the guys are like hey love do you want me to help you? But like cancelled. I know but then I couldn't find the bit to put the jacket to me ages under the thing. A group of men walked past, I was like,

feel free to bloody anyway, what a feminism, love it. They're probably gay. Probably. Yeah, no gays don't like it either. Oh God no, I'm covered in mud. Were they walking like really fast but the tops of their body were kind of like gliding? And their hips, it was just their hips wiggling.

Was their hips moving? Yeah. Gays. You gotta gaggle a gaze, They glide like a travelator. They've got built-in travelators. Basically, I get it up. I get the car up enough. Don't bother complaining either,

because that was satire. And actually, yeah. We'll put it there. And prove me wrong. This show's plenty gay. And prove me wrong. Anyway, so, we're all a bit gay. You know, everyone in the world's a bit gay.

Anyway, so, I get the thing. I get it up. I get it up. And I get the nuts off, and it was tight. Yeah. Man, I was strong, and I got them off. I get the thing, I get it up, I get it up. And I get the nuts off and it was tight. I was strong and I got them off. I get the spare tire off, at which point I've messaged you guys to make a real scene about this. Can I cut in at this stage and give my timeline?

Yes. I come out of a therapy appointment because it turns out I couldn't do it in one. I'm happy to admit, I'm happy to admit. Couldn't do it in one. I couldn't do it in one. Couldn't even do it in two. Go for a third. He didn't clock therapy, listener. It turns out I'm happy to admit. I couldn't do it in one. Couldn't even do it in two. So we gotta go back. Go for a third.

He didn't clock therapy, listener. It turns out I didn't clock therapy. It's a little update there. Did you clock therapy in three? The game's changed. No, I'll be going back for a four. Okay. I sort of how therapy works.

I'm glad you've come to learn that. I come out of therapy and I look at my phone and there's all these messages. And that's kind of like a, what do I do here and why isn't this doing this and stuff. Yeah. And cause I was like, what's going on? I was like said you're asking the wrong person here because I was I knew that Vaughan would know and I was like if I could just put this I just need to find the right bit because I don't really see it wasn't going up enough and I said maybe Mazda have played a joke on you and

they've given you a mini jack jack jack cars often have a very specific jack point. Yes, and this day. And new cars, they've got a mark. Jack point on the Maz. Jack point, yeah. Maz, jack point. Jack the Maz, properly. Anyway, so I had messages hoping that you'd respond, but I'd figured it out by then. And then I said, where are you?

Turns out where I'm getting my therapy, she's on my way home. I'm going past, I said, I'll stop by and help. And Hayley's like, no, no, no, I'm fine. And going past, I said I'll stop by and help. And Hailey's like, no, no, no, I'm fine. I said, no, I'll stop by and help. Two men's way. Anyway, he turns up, tyres off, spear runs going on. A couple of older women are walking past me saying, oh my goodness, look at you. Like, oh my god, darling, do you need any help? And I said, oh no, I'm fine, I'm fine. And also, I was like, oh, that's just my friend.

He's just pulling up. Vaughn gets out of the car. I have been going at this for 45 minutes. I figured it all out on my own. Yeah. They go, oh, a nice and shining armour. It was, even I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I just stopped by to see if everything was all right.

What a man, they say. A man turns up and gets all the praise. Wow, look, isn't he a good friend? Da-da was alright. What a man they say. A man turns up and gets all the praise. Wow, look, isn't he a good friend? Da-da-da-da, off they go. Handsome too. That's what she said. They did say handsome too.

Really? And I said really I don't see it. I'll be honest, I said handsome too. Take that compliment. Yeah, I took it all the way to there. Some veins in your arms. Yeah, but they've got cataracts, they were that old. Yeah, that's fine, I don't care.

But that's even more of a compliment that even blurry you look hot. Yeah, I know. So that's hot. Anyway, I was so pissed off. I've done all this mahi myself. I turned up, literally puts the space over on Cracks the Nuts and they're like, no, look at him.

I did nothing. It was nice to prove to myself that I still know how to change a tyre in a moment of need. And then I took it to Mazda and they were like, you know, you've got roadside assist. And I said, good to know. Good to know for future. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Right, well my children have been playing this game

for a few weeks and they're like, bad, play this with us. And I watched it and I looked at it. Kids do something like that, eh? Go to your room, shut up. Shut up. I said, you know what children, this reminds me of a game I used to play with a crippling addiction. Called Farmville.

Yes, Farmville was huge on Facebook. Very, very similar to Farmville. It happens within Roblox. Now, if you don't know what Roblox is, you don't have children. I don't know what it is. Roblox is kind of semi-Minecraftish. Like it's a world? They opened it up to developers.

So basically Roblox is the umbrella and under the umbrella, creators make games within Roblox. Oh yeah. What's Roblox? The world. Roblox is the game. And then within the game,

there's hundreds of thousands of mini games created by people who play Roblox. Okay. So there was one my kids used to play called pizza delivery and you'd make pizzas and then jump in a car and go and deliver them to houses and drive back. And when you say in Roblox, how do we get in? Are you download Roblox? The app?

How are we in the Roblox? You enter through the screen, Haley. She has, she has the forehead of a 21 year old, the jowls of a 35 year old, and the computering ability of my mother, who's in her mid to late 60s. I just don't know. Now wait a minute, we're coming to the roadblocks. We're coming to the children,

we're getting to the roadblocks. How are we inside the roadblocks? Have you thought about getting them an actual job delivering pizza? You know what I was thinking? Because if they want to do it all day, then do it for real and bring some money and to pay the rent.

They can't drive, they're not old enough to drive cars yet. But they grow a garden, they could 100% grow a garden. I have a garden. This is this game, the new game within... This is the one that's like Farmville, basically Farmville for Roblox. You have a garden and you grow things and you can expand your garden. And if you played Farmville then, it's Farmville but the graphics are worse. Which is weird because what, our Farmville was 17 years ago? Farmville was not great for graphics, aren't it?

No, and this is worse. So what's the Kiwi Connection? The Kiwi Connection is that there is a New Zealander called Jansson Madsen who runs Splitting Point Studios. And when, so these games are made by the creators. Yep. Yeah. And now apparently this game was made by a 16 year old in three or four days sitting down. And it's great because they do make money off it. The people who by the creators. And now apparently this game was made by a 16 year old in three or four days sitting down.

And it's great because they do make money off it. The people who create the game, they do make money off it if enough people start playing it. Like if enough people grow a lettuce, he'll get 10 cents or something. Yeah, well if enough people are in the game. So then they get paid for creating

and it teaches them to code and stuff. So they're creating something. Yeah, but AI is gonna do all that soon. Totally, let them do it. So the 16 year old created this game in three or four days of coding, and Janssen Madsen had worked with this kid before, and there was a few people playing this game,

he's like, I see big potential, and that's what his studios do. They take them on, they expand the game, they code them further, they invent more stuff, and spread it out. It set a record with the most concurrent players playing at beat Fortnite. Wow.

And it's appointment gaming. Like, Indy was sitting there the other day, she wasn't playing it, because I was like, get off your screen, and then she's like, she said, no, you're not the boss of me. She got a message, she's like, Amager, the golden pear's in the store,

I must, can I please? Oh my God, that is like flashbacks to when you woke didn't you wake up like 2 a.m. To harvest your and farmville. Yep Oh get out That's why and I can't be like because you know How critical would it be if you were me? It'd be like no, I said you've got five minutes and she's like It's all I need and she got in the store and she bought up these golden Pears and planted them and then something happened and now that she sold them and she said I sold the golden pears and I made

bajillions of dollars I was like not real dollars. So is this Kiwi gonna be making bank? Yeah, because I guess he The 16 year old I hope is getting a cut and this guy this is what he does is he? It's awesome. 20 million people playing at once. Wow. 20 million people playing at once. If you did this at 16 and got all this money. I would have never done anything. Yeah. I wouldn't have gone to uni. You say lollies.

Yeah, I buy lots of lollies. I think you're confusing 16 with 6. No. Oh no, you just like lollies. I just like lollies. I still like lollies. I still like lollies. Okay, actually good point. I just like lolis. You still like lolis, actually? Okay, actually, good point.

And my four hits 21. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Play ZM's Fleshbone in Hayley. Oh! Fact of the Day, dup, dup, is a Jiffy, for example. Oh, I like that. But I'm gonna save that for tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, good, good, good. Cause I wanna hear that. Cause we need a bit more time for that one. Be there in a Jiffy. So today's fact of the day is.

It's gonna be under 20 minutes, eh? Why we say teaser, yeah, way under. Teaser for tomorrow. But today's is why we say o'clock. Five o'clock. Oh, any idea? Because of the Irish. Five o'clock.

What kind of clock? Five o'clock. Before Ireland, it Irish. Five o'clock. What kind of? Five o'clock. Five o'clock. Before Ireland it was just five o'clock. What time is it? Ten past six o'clock. You wouldn't say ten past six o'clock. I always say ten past six o'clock.

It is because you say it is six o'clock. Is Hayley laughing or can't tell or is she angry because of the face, the Botox? It's hard to tell because the teeth could be, the teeth could be happy or angry. I'm laughing, but maniacally. Okay, great. Yeah. It's o'clock is short for of the clock,

because there was a way of telling people that you'd moved on from sundials, and you were a little bit posh and you had a clock. Oh, I've got a clock. They're a Shakespearean, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's five of the clock. It's at 31 of the clock. Of, I've got a clock. They're a Shakespearean, yeah. Oh, gosh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's five of the clock. It's 8.31 of the clock.

Of the clock it is this time. Yeah, whereas before it was a sundial, so you'd say it's about four o'clock. According to my sundial. Yeah. Right. O'dial. Five o'dial.

You'd say it's five o'dial. I like that. Yeah, that rolls off the tongue really nicely. Five o'dial. Fivodial. Oh my lord. Fivodial. I've got to go home, it's Fivodial. So it's the same of like Jack O'Lantern, It rolls off the tongue really nicely. Five of a dial. Foy vo doil. Oh my Lord. Foy vo de clark. I've got to go home, it's foy vo doil.

So it's the same of like Jack of the Lantern, as Jack of the Lantern. Jack just was like a name for a guy. Yeah, right. So when you carved a Jack of the Lantern, you were actually carving a man of the lantern. Yeah. Because it was a lantern with a man's face.

That's why they call us, they call me Haley OZM. You know? Haley of ZM. Yeah, Haley OZM. It's like way of of Zed M. Yeah, Hayley OZM. It's like why someone of, oh, like their name might be O'Brien, because it's of Brian. The shortening of the Irish name's the old.

Interesting. O'Brien, so the same, you know, it can be said for O'clock. It's short for, and today's fact of the, I'll just wrap it up. I'll put a bow on it. Yeah, good. Pull the bow tight and put the present under the tree

and tell you that today's time-based fact is that O'clock is short for Of the Clock, and it comes from when people were specifically trying to show off that they had these neat new inventions called clocks. Fact of the Day Day Day Day Day Day Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do And Illinois State of Illinois University. I was going to say. Because I know it's a long river. Yeah. Yeah, it was a very Mississippi River. Mrs. M, Mrs. I, Mrs. SSI, Mrs. SSI, Mrs. PPI. Oh, I remember Mrs. D, Mrs. I, Mrs. USLTY. That's difficulty from Matilda. Oh, okay.

Anyway. Oh well. Fletch, do you have a childhood song you'd like to add or is this going to be another? C-A-T. Meow. D-O-G. Woof. C-O-W. Do you have a childhood song you'd like to add or is this going to be another? C A T Meow D O G Woof

C O W Moo Moo D U C K Quack quack quack No, four letters, we went from three to four letters, he wasn't ready, he got lost H O R S E Do you know, I honestly thought she said dick

What noise does that make in your experience? Um... What was that? I don't know. Do you know if it did eh? Boing boing boing boing. Yeah yeah yeah. Boing boing boing boing.

Okay well anyway, a fascinating study. Fascinating study out of Mississippi University, Illinois University. I don't think it's going to be nearly as much fun as spelling out animals. That's actually a great radio game. Spelling out animals and the listeners have to make the noise first. Oh yeah, what a great idea. Okay, write that down, Carwin. Put that in for a brainstorm.

We've had a genius. Put that in for Monday. Yeah, Monday. You know what? Who would help out? Show us who wants to animate. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Guys, this feels like business chat we should have on here. Alpha Mates! Animates, Alpha Mates. The sausage is being made. Are you kidding me?

You're showing people how we make the sausage. Genius works. They're going to see the sawdust that we put into the sausage if you keep talking. A lot of cardboard in this sausage. Now listen, this research used- And people could play along with their kids in this sausage. Now listen, this research used- And people could play along with their kids in the car, they'd go crazy for it.

Shut up. Go and get an ADHD diagnosis, please. Yeah, because doctors now can do that. Well, from next year, okay? No, they're gonna be like, do you want your diagnosis or are you here? I'm like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. What diagnosis?

What did it come in for? Got it in 43, don't need to know. Okay, so this study used a meta-analysis combining multiple prior studies on attractiveness and service outcomes. Basically, does attractiveness impact services we receive, like retail or, you know, someone providing a service.

If a hot person in a shop, if I'm trying something on and they were like, you look so great in that. I'd be like, I'm buying it, I'm buying it. Finding sure that physical attractiveness influenced how service employees were evaluated and how the consumer behaved. Basically, if you are hot and suggestive and positive,

then we will buy things from you. Yeah. That's the basic gist of that study. Okay, and this isn't a surprise really is it? Because hot people always win. It's always like the add-ons, the add-ons. Be like, these are great shoes. Thank you so much. Great for a woman. Do you want the three socks? Do you want the three pack of socks and some suede protector? Because I actually wear these same socks and I've got protection on my shoes. You should just buy

all of it. You should protect those beautiful feet of of it okay yeah I should yeah I'll buy the shop I'll buy the business whereas if a minger was like do you want these three extra socks? Shut up minger I've got socks at home I'd say I'd say that shut your minger mouth I'd say something like that quiet now having Vaughan I know you didn't work in retail but Hayley you did you were often quiet you didn't have a lot of sales did you? I actually... struggling weren't they? I actually did really well at this one. Mostly because you were taking ciggy breaks outside and once you forgot to open up the shop.

That's why I started smoking is because I learned that the smokers got more breaks than those that didn't smoke because ciggy breaks weren't your morning tea break or lunch break. No, that was a ciggy break. Because the office smoked. So I was like, well, I'll be getting in on this. Ha ha ha, addicted to cigarettes. Anyway, I wanted to know, have you ever purchased something

because the person selling it to you was hot? Yes, and you were just like, oh, like, you know, the people that are always signing you up for like, you know, charities? That's what I mean, not, it doesn't have to just be in a store, but maybe it was a service like, can you card? Do you want to add on this? That Hot Happy with Dreadlocks got you, didn't they? Signed you up for a few months. Man, I have been paying for half of Africa and half of the ocean.

Because man, that guy was hot. Baggy pants, hacky sack. That's just my type. He got me good. And I am bleeding money for Africa. What we want to know this morning, 0800 DALZM is our number, text her, 9696. Did you ever buy something because the person was hot? Well, a study out of America showed that

if a service, someone providing a service is attractive, hot, then basically we're gonna buy more. Yeah. We're influenced more, we'll say yes more. I don't know if we needed a study to tell us this, to be honest. When did you buy something

because the person selling it was hot? I purchased beard oil from Mad Arabic Beard Oil from a dashing man with a glistening beard suit and a top hat. Plus he had the gift of the gab. I purchased the whole kit, scissors,, pomade, pomade oils, which came to like a hundred bucks. I needed to get home and think,

who am I gonna give this to? I'm single. So I ended up wrapping it up for my brother for Christmas. My dad, my brother does not have a beard. And he thought it was weird, but a thoughtful gift. He's never heard the whole story. Your brother was definitely like, this is a re-gift. This beautiful Arabic man. Or like was definitely like, this is a re-gift.

This beautiful Arabic man. Or like in our family, if you gave someone who couldn't grow a beard, beard oil, it would be a taunt. Yeah, it would be. You'd be taunting them. Yeah. I didn't. Ah ha ha ha.

Are we just not reading that one out? I didn't buy something, but I listened to the Jehovah's Witness people because I was 14 and they had what they assume is about a 16 year old daughter with them and that girl really just locked into my brain so I was just like uh huh, uh huh, uh huh. Listened to them talk for a while, just staring at their daughter who was my age. Uh huh, uh huh. At Sparks store the guy was so hot I was just getting a mobile phone package and he's like do you want to add on a speaker I assumed it was just one of those small ones to take to the beach I didn't listen to anything he said because he was so hot but I just heard it'll be added to my phone bill when leaving he said where is your

car I'll bring it to you next minute it was like a boom box he comes with a And a huge surround sound speaker set that was two grand. Oh my god. Oh no. Just because he's hot. Okay, 9696 Textin, 0800, Dals at Emerson number. When did you buy something just because the seller was hot? We wanna know when you bought something because the salesperson was hot. You know, fair enough.

A study has found that if the person is hot, they, you'll buy more. What about this? My 17 year old girly girl daughter's signing up for the Navy because she went to the careers expo at school and the Navy guy at the expo was super hot. That's hot. Oh man.

Okay, well good luck. Good luck with that. I know some people that have found wonderful careers at the end of their time in the Navy. They'll do a trade. And they get to see the world in the meantime. Yeah, but. Yeah. And I know someone in the Navy that backed a boat onto a trade and they get to see the world in the meantime. Yeah, but. Yeah.

And I know someone in the Navy that backed a boat onto a reef and it sunk. Now those are two very different things. Yeah. Yes. Yeah. I worked in retail with a- Remember when we lost an entire Navy boat?

Yeah. And now we've only got like two? Yeah. We have that many left. Quite embarrassing, isn't it? I worked in retail with a hot girl, she always exceeded her targets and I never met mine. Today, I have learned I am indeed a minger. Oh no, so sorry that you've got a minger face.

No, George is in. Speaking of mingers. Speaking of mingers, the office minger is here. Guys, I am at least a Christchurch Les Mills 10. No. Oh no. No, George, you're a bitch. You two told me this once and I'm sticking with it.

No, no, no. They said you're a Christchurch Eastgate mall team. Yeah. Not Les Mills team. Les Mills, Georgia, that's the peak of the Christchurch pyramid. Put me in Eastgate Mall? You don't have to give it.

Give yourself your Les Mills rating. Yeah. No, you guys gave me that rating. You didn't give yourself your Les Mills rating. Yeah. No, you guys gave me that rating and I will run with it till I die. It's a couple of Christchurch Les Mills nines. I doubt we would give you a ten. I doubt it. Yeah. Don't bloody quote me. Paid seven...

Jeez. Big misquotes. Yeah. See you in court for slander. I actually have it in a text, I'll have you know I'm gonna find it Really? Alright Paid $700 for the... We've all got Photoshop on.

Paid $700 for the Skyrim Collector's Edition because the sales girl was insanely hot. I've still got the dragon statue that it came with. Oh god! Yeah, they see those nerds coming. Oh, no! The Dragon's Deck! Yeah. They see those nerds coming. Oh yeah. Put on a bit of flirt and the nerds are just like, oh my God! I worked at a car dealership in Wellington and we would extensively search people who applied for jobs to make sure they weren't ugly

before hiring them. Yeah. Weren't allowed ugly people on the showroom floor. Now, wow. They haven't said where, but that's pretty naughty. At least they're honest. Yeah, I bet hot people have sold some cars. I don't wanna be served by ugly people.

I totally stand by it. Ha ha ha! honest. Yeah, I bet hot people have sold some cars. I don't want to be served by ugly people. I totally stand by it. Do you know what I mean? If you go and do it at non-facing front-facing job. Oh. Like radio. Yeah, I was gonna say. Like this job where they don't see our faces. A fella used to come into the pub

where I worked to buy a drink, sometimes a feed, and would just sit at the bar by himself just to talk to me after nine months of his persistence. I let him take me on a date. Seven years later, we're still together. Oh, that's cute. Isn't that how baby reindeer started too? Yeah.

Yeah. When I was 26, I purchased a 10 concession paintball package from the salesman in the mall. I've seen them sell, they have these. Concession. They always point at me like, this guy likes paintball he looks like he does but once every three to five years yeah yeah not weekly the salesman however was hella good looking with a Scottish accent yeah run the company the

next day to try to get a refund yeah wouldn't happen yeah they get ya I'm not doing paintball until they give me paint grenades I've played with a paint a paint grenade back in the day. Smoke bombs and paint grenades is the weird one in Australia. And I want paint land mines. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'll do that.

What are the ones they stick on the wall and... Yeah. Those things. Love that. With paint. Explode that. Yeah, love that. Yeah. Sign up to sponsor Greenpeace because the guy was hot.

Big mistake, they inevitably, and I moved countries for three years. I got back to New Zealand. Greenpeace because the guy was hot. Big mistake, they inevitably, and I moved countries for three years, I got back to New Zealand, Greenpeace ringing me to sign up again. Jeez. Oh wow, they know, they followed you back into the country. Yeah.

I got a tattoo because the artist was hot and Scottish. I was meaning to get one, so I did have a design, but we were actually there for a friend to get hers, and then I booked the next day because he was hot and I want to go back. Oh. I bought a $250 pair of shoes because the guy because he was hot and I want to go back.

I bought a $250 pair of shoes because the guy selling leather was hot, wrote my number down on the receipt and gave it back to him in a bold moment never heard from him. A guy that hot that's selling leather. Yeah. He's not going to be single. No. Yeah. Especially if he's wearing leather. Yeah. God. Yeah. I used to have one of those pod... You're right. What? Is the Botox leaking through?

Yeah, the Botox is leaking through some emotion. I used to have one of those pod coffee machines. Last Christmas I went and distorted by some pods and ended up being sold the most disgusting Christmas flavoured coffee... What would Christmas flavoured coffee be? Cinnamony? I meant it would be like mince, mince, mince. Christmas Mammoth Tarts.

Oh, Christmas Mascots tarts, coffee, yeah. Just because of the guy in the shop was hot and said I should try them, ridiculous. I will stick to click and collect from here on out to not be lured into these silly purchases. By the hot guy. I got Botox so I can look like the hot nurse that gave it to me and the gorgeous treatment advisor

that sold it to me. Oh. Is that from Hailey? Mm-hmm. Is that her number? Yeah, my nurse was very beautiful yesterday. Okay. She was very beautiful yesterday. My sister kept turning up to family occasions with new tattoos

and everybody was scoffing at her and saying she needs to stop and we found out it's because the tattooist was hot and she wanted to go in there. Yeah, there's another hot tattooist. I can't just be doing that. Needled up by a hot tattooist. That's willy nilly. You've got to think these things out. Yeah, definitely.

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