ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - June 26th 2025

Episode Date: June 25, 2025

If you're stressed, play video games Jeff Bezo's wedding dramas Top 6 Birds we could do without The feminine side of the bed Hotel wakeups with red pandas SLP - Are you a fan of double dates? 1 in 4 want break from intimacy What's the worst concert you've ever been too? Carwen's finally seen the light Fletch's bathroom AI Hack for online shopping Fact of the Day When did you have a wardrobe malfunction?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM Podcast Network, this is Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley's Big Pod. Thanks to Animate's Making Happy Happen for Pets. ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Hello, good morning. Welcome to the show Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Two minutes past six. Were you always Fletch? Like at high school and that? Were you Fletch? Sometimes.

Yeah, right. Why? I don't know, it's just your name to me. Now she wants my mother's maiden name? No. The first street I grew up in, and my first car. Sounds like someone's trying to get into my hotmail. Damn it. I am trying to get into your hotmail.

I wanna see what's in there. Gotcha. Gotcha. On the show today, another chance for you to go in the draw to see Lord live at Red Rock Sound Game. What was that? We're gonna start this morning at eight o'clock. So listen now for the Activator to play.

The top six on the way. Top six birds we can do without. Yeah, apparently a lot of birds are about to become extinct in the next century, in the near century. Oh, that's sad. It better not be the kereru, the noble kereru. That is my favourite. No. I'll miss it. Not at all. It's my be the kereru. The noble kereru. That is my favourite. No.

I'll miss it. Not at all. It's my fave too. I'll be dead. It's a great, it's a great bird. Saw some fantails at the weekend. Oh, the Pee-whack-a-whackers. Yeah, they love following you when you're going on a little hike.

They do. They're so chirpy. Yeah, so they won't be on the list. They certainly won't be on the list. Just dudbirds are going to be on the list. Dudbirds. Yeah, you bet. Oh, when I was in Sydney, I saw one of those bin chickens.

Oh yeah, they're yucky. They're yuck. I'm so glad we don't have those. I was like, what is that? And I sent a video to a friend being like, what is this? Like the long beaks. And it was like coming right up to me. I was like, hey.

Bin chickens. Bin chicken back off, man. Yuck. They manky. They manky. They manky. We need to talk soon about the drama involving one of the world's richest men and his wedding in Venice. Yeah, that's right. Because I love this. The locals will not having a bar of this, man.

Also the fact that money does not buy taste. Yeah, next on the show though, if you're stressed, May have a cure for you. Oh, that's good. I'm always stressed. Play ZM's Flash, Vaughan and Hayley. Vaughan speaking. When you play video games even if they're stressful, even if you're being shot by an eleven-year-old in Fortnite and constantly dying, and you're feeling stress in that moment, after you play do you feel like relaxed and stress-free or less stressed? I suppose so. It is a sort of a... I suppose so you feel like relaxed and stress free or less stress? I suppose so.

It is a sort of a... I suppose so, you feel a little... Yeah. Well, that is it... A little bit more chill. That's what a study has found that video games reduce physical stress, like your heart rate and your cortisol, even if while playing the games, you feel tense. Really? Yeah. And even just short play sessions from the study

found that it can help the body calm down. Is it cause you're having fun? Maybe, yeah. Like the heart rate is raising cause you're having fun as opposed to because you are thinking about work or. Maybe you're taking your mind off things. Yeah, a bit of escapism, a bit of a dopamine hit.

Apparently casual or low intensity games are better. So maybe not you. Spyro. Yeah. Spyro the dragon. Worms, are people still playing worms? Yeah, you can play worms. Worms for all day.

I love worms. I wanna play worms, I've been playing that for years. Shooting worms at walls. Yeah, it's stress free. Yeah. But yeah, apparently it's really good for your stress. Although I don't know if you're playing that until two o'clock in the morning and you're staring at screens. It's free. Yeah. But yeah, apparently it's really good for your stress. Well that's good. Although I don't know if you're playing that

until two o'clock in the morning and you're staring at screens, then you can't sleep and then you have a terrible night. Yeah. And then the next day you feel like crap. And you haven't moved. And you haven't moved. So maybe there's-

Oh there's definitely balance involved. Yeah, maybe short. Short term play. Short play could help. Well shall I get into some games? Because you know, I'm always stressed, but the thing, I don't have time for games. No, I've allowed myself like one big video game a year.

Last year I did two. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. What's your game this year? I don't know. Is there any releases coming up? The tractor one. The farming simulator is a lot of good fun.

But you can waste the hours on that. You can kind of play that forever. Cause there's no mission. There's no end. Like a solo player, like last year I did the Spider-Man 2 game, which was a couple of years old by that stage. Yeah. And that was great.

I love Spider-Man. Can you get to the end of the tractor simulator and retire and then sell your farm to like a big corporate, Yeah, townhouses. Yeah, build townhouses. Sell it to a developer. Yeah. Imagine if townhouses. Yeah, build townhouses. Sell it to a developer. Yeah. Yeah.

Imagine if that was the end of your farming simulator. Accommodate for urban sprawl. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sell beautiful, fertile farmland to townhouses so they can bung up the 1,000 houses that look the same. Yeah, great end to that game. Yeah, that'd be nice. Or you roll your tractor in a ditch.

And you snap off a leg and you're going to be like, how, how, how? Yeah. An OSH ad. Sure. And like, hmm. Yeah. Right. you're in a ditch and you snap off a leg and you're gonna be like how? yeah yeah and I'll add sure hmm yeah right someone should have been nearby play ZM's Flesh, Vaughan and Haley apparently Jeff Bezos the richest man in the planet well I've actually got the Forbes.com real-time billionaires list did you know they did this? Oh real time because it changes. It's like the stock exchange. Like it's got like live trackers of all the billionaires in the world. Elon Musk currently the richest man with 410 billion.

He's down 8.4 Bill. Sucker. Just today? Well yes. Imagine if you just didn't notice. The change just of all time I guess. Right. Larry Allison is the second at 254 Bill. Who dat? Mark Zuckerberg. Who's Larry? Well, yes. Imagine if you just didn't notice. The change just of all time, I guess. Right.

Larry Allison is the second at 254 Bill. Who dat? Mark Zuckerberg. Who's Larry? Larry Allison is Oracle. The Oracle from the Matrix. You're gonna need more. No, Oracle is software, right?

And they always, he's into the America's Cup. Oh, yes I remember Oracle. Yeah, he's always talked about with the America's Cup. Oh, he's 80. Yes, he is. What's the use of having all that money when you're that old anyway, whatever. He doesn't look 80 from this thumbnail.

I think he's had some work. You would get a bit of work if you were that rich. Mark Zuckerberg is the third richest man in the world or the person in the world, 243. And Jeff Bezos, $226 billion. Where's Elon? Number one. Number one, I said Elon.

Number one, 410. Oh, so Jeff Bezos isn't the richest man in the world. No, fourth richest. I think at one stage he was. He was, eh? But then all the Tesla and stuff took Elon Musk to the top in SpaceX and stuff. Yeah.

I was on a Tesla the other day. Same in Uber. Yeah, I had a Tesla Uber too. Yeah. God, they're good, eh, about Elon Musk. I didn't know how to work the door handles. Anyway, Jeff Bezos is getting married this week and his guests started arriving a couple of days ago and even though it is imminent, he's had to change venues because the local

Venice, Venetian residents have been protesting against this. I loved seeing these protests. So good, they had these massive banners and signs in St Mark's Square, which is like the centre of Venice. Huge banners. Huge, basically being like, don't come here unless you pay your god damn taxes. If you can afford to hire Venice, you can afford to pay its taxes? Yeah, you can afford to pay more taxes. Yeah, brilliant from them. So some of the protesters, they see it as a victory because he's had to move venues.

I don't know where the new one is, but 200 wedding guests are going to have to move. And the protesters were saying, if you don't, we'll fill the canals with inflatable crocodiles so that it looks bad. And your guests can't arrive by boat. Elon Musk, Kim Kardashian, Leonardo DiCaprio, they're all arriving for this wedding. Wow, okay. Ridiculous. One thing we have to talk about, it's being held on Saturday by the way. Right and apparently it's behind more of a fortified like an old, you know, walled kind of area where protesters won't be able to get in.

Yeah. So let's talk about the wedding invite because it was released online. Yeah. I don't know about how of the, uh, the wedding invite. Do you think it was before we get into the look of the invite, which is the worst tackiest thing I've ever seen. Jesus. Um, do you think this was leaked?

Yeah. Because it mentions the fact that they're gonna donate money to, is it UNESCO Venice? Yeah, maybe. And that sounds like a bit of a PR, you know, a crisis team got together. Yeah. And leaked this?

No gifts please, donations to the city of Venice. Yeah. Are encouraged. But the invite is the tackiest thing I've ever seen in my life. There's, what's the famous bridge there? Is it St. Mark's Bridge? Whatever.

I don't know. I haven't been, I know you're talking about the bridge. The bridge over the phone. The famous bridge in Venice. Is that the one you have the padlocks on? Bonte dei Realtori. The bridge of size? The bridge of size.

Yeah, bridge of size. Literally, there's 10 or 15 bridges that Google has brought up for me. Yeah, so there's like a sketch of that, but then there's butterflies. Oh yeah, it looks like- And it's not classy butterflies. Have you seen it, Vaughn?

No, I haven't. Oh my god, dude. Remember Microsoft Publisher, before they retired that? Someone described it. Or like clip art that you'd use at school back in the day? Someone described it as goofy, and that is actually spot on. That's just a screenshot. Don't scroll. You don't have a scroll allowance on my phone.

Two scrolls. No, no scrolls. One scroll? No scrolls. No, I didn't scroll. I didn't scroll. I didn't touch the screen. Naughty. But there's like birds and it's like pink and purple,

but like not pink and purple, cute. Like a teal and a magenta. Yeah, it's yuck. There's stars and butterflies. I love that people say money can't buy taste. Money cannot buy taste. The font is like, you know, like the fifth option on word. Yeah.

It is just so bad. It is so bad. That's what makes me think it's some PR crisis team that's put this out to, you know. The magical place, this magical place has gifted us an unforgettable memory. Our hope is that through these efforts, and by you joining us,

Venice will continue to inspire wonder for generations to come. I hope- He's intolerable. I hope they get out the inflatable crocodiles. I really wanna see that. Same. Let's destroy this wedding. I hope they get out the inflatable crocodiles. I really want to say that same This wedding on a gondola through all these inflatable Like the world needs humor right now. Yeah, it does the world needs humor right now

And if we put inflatable crocodiles in the canals of Venice, thank you. Thank you to the Venetians for this humor too Thank you for the umma play Zedem, Sledgeforn and Hayley From your local community Facebook page, this is the Top 6. Today's Top 6 is about birds we can do without. Fletch, you've got a story about an extinction crisis. Well Vaughan, apparently researchers say urgent conservation efforts will be needed to mitigate

the shocking statistic that threatens to unravel ecosystems. Wow. The extinction crisis could see 500 bird species species banished within a century according to a report. Oh dear. One News. Thank you very much. I'm Carl Fletcher. One News. One News. Well, I've got the list of the top six birds we can do without. The ones that we should offer up first. Yeah, like the bud-dud ones. Yeah, the duds.

I don't want to ruin your list. It's pigeon on there. Huh? It's pigeon on there. Pigeon? No, not on the list. Oh, you're kidding me? But it might fall under...

Are you kidding me? Because I'm doing sort of more categories. Oh, okay Well, God put pigeon on the list. I hate wow I'm pigeon could be falling under number six on the last six birds we can do without the windscreen shitters Yeah, let's do a big shit on your wins. Yeah, that's them. Yeah, that's because we had that peacock Roman around our area. Oh, yeah, man. Those things shit huge Yeah, and it would walk over your car and it would turn on the one screen You can't man this Peacock had no respect for any automobiles

Yeah, yeah number five on the list of the top six birds we can do without the food stealer Oh, yes, they go. I'm only a you seagulls, but there are other birds Yep, but will nip in the pigeons are in there they get in there. Yeah, they try to steal a bit of your muffin. Yeah. Number four on the list of the top six birds we could do without, the one that doesn't shut up at 5 a.m. Oh yeah, roosters.

I'm knocking a little bit of your rooster. Yeah. But also, if you are of the opinion, you would be like, oh, I could live with a rooster. They only crow at sun up, and that's when I like to get up anyway. They crow whenever they want. Oh my god, yeah. They crow in the middle of up anyway. They crow whenever they want. Oh my god, yeah.

They crow in the middle of the night. They crow when they're slightly alert. There's no need for anyone to have a rooster apart from breeders, right? Or people with chickens. Yeah, if you've got chickens. So you want more chickens. If you want more chickens or they protect the flock.

Oh, do they? Yeah, roosters kill rats. Do they? Yeah, dude, how? Chickens kill just with their talons. They're just like a boomfa. Ooh, yuck. And then do they eat it? You bet. How? Chickens kill just with their talons. They just like a boomfa. Oh yuck.

Yeah. And then do they eat it? You bet. Get out. Oh and then we eat them. Oh yuck. Yeah. Do we eat roosters?

Nah. Just the chocks. Yeah. Okay. I've got a rambunctious chock on my back fence. The neighbour's chock. Very loud disturbs the peace. I'm gonna shoot it.

I don't think you could just shoot a neighbour's chicken. Sorry. That was real. That rage came out. Yeah, didn't it? Yeah, sorry. Didn't it just flow from you? Number three on the list of the top six birds we can do without. The one that builds a nest that starts a fire.

Oh, yeah, okay. Yeah, you got it. I do love seeing a nest somewhere funny. Go on. What kind... You know, like, you see a big, like, I don't know, building or something and a pigeon. Like a skyscraper, yeah.

And then a bird's just been like, you know what, right there is perfect. This is where I live now. And you're like, I don't think you're meant to live there, bird. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go back to nature. Do you know, I really like the birds that build the mud nests. Oh yeah. Are they swallows? Well, I don't know.

Because then they swallow the mud and they take it up there and they spit mud. Have you never seen one? I've got a great example. Yeah not a swallow. Just like somebody's name that bird wrong. Yuck. I think they're amazing. Oh I hate this. Imagine having to build your house one spit at a time. It was hard enough with wooden hammers. With nails and such. Number two on the list of the top six birds we can do without, Pukiko. Yeah, not a fan. But they look pretty though, eh?

No, they're ugly. Are they the blue and black ones? Blue, black and red. I'm thinking of the other ones. Takahe. Yeah, they're pretty cool. They've got a bigger beak. But Pukiko ones. Takahe. Takahe, yeah. They're pretty. They're cool. They got a bigger beak and,

but Pukikoi everywhere. And I've, originally Australian too. Are they? Mm. They're our bin chickens, aren't they? Yeah, they are. They're our bin chickens. Yeah.

Yuck. Number one on the list of the top six birds we can do without are Big Bird. Big Bird knows what it did. Wow. Okay, Big Bird knows what he did. Big Bird knows what he did. Wow, okay, is Big Bird cancelled? Big Bird knows what he did. Wow, okay.

Eight foot tall. Eight foot two inches. Imagine if he walked in right now. You'd be terrified. Yeah. You'd be like, what the hell? Why is that bird so huge? He's too big.

Yeah, he is too big. Imagine the shit he'd do on the Honda Accord when it's gone. Far out. You wouldn't be able to see. No, it'd be... The wipers would hit it and snap off. Oh yeah, they wouldn't be able to see. No, it would be... The wipers would hit it and snap off. Snap off. They wouldn't be able to push it at all.

That is the day stops there. Play ZM's Fleshborne in Haley. Play ZM's Fleshborne in Haley. Now, I have never followed Feng Shui, which is the... Oh, is that where you feed are meant to point towards the door? Not supposed to point towards the door, because that's the way that a dead body leaves in a coffin. Well that's ridiculous. The bed goes on the wall that is free.

It goes on the wall with two power plugs. A bed with a path. Surely that's in Feng Shui. It's New Zealand, it goes wherever it fits. Yeah. Feng Shui Chinese or Japanese? Chinese. Chinese. Right? Go, we're all scared.

I thought Japanese. I thought Japanese. I think it's Chinese. Okay. Just Feng Shui looks Chinese. Yeah, yeah. Sorry, I just started typing. How slow are you typing?

How slow are you Googling? No, did you hear how hard I hit the keys? I was like, that was aggressive, so I slowed right down. Very aggressive. Just go fast. Feng Shui is Chinese, not Japanese. Here's the breakdown. Originated in China 3000 years ago.

We don't need the breakdown, we just wanted to know if it was from China or Japan. It literally means wind and water. It reflects the belief in harmonizing humans with the environment. Yeah. Arranging buildings, rooms, furniture, and objects to create balance and a flow of Qi. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Qi. That's so embarrassing.

Can he call it Qi? It's Qi. No, it's Qi. It's Qi. It's Qi. It's pronounced Qi. No, it's not. It's Qi. It's energy. Yeah, because it makes the sound when you open the lid. No, you're thinking of the drink. Now you're both idiots. It is Qi. Yeah, even I knew it was Chi.

So there's a whole thing. The Chinese word is expressed in the West by Qi, 乞, or 乞i. The first version of the Chinese alphabet. This is the way it's pronounced in Chinese. Hey, do a lingo on your own time, Vaughan. It's so embarrassing that you're going to all this length just to prove that you're wrong. It's Chi.

It's... Are you hoping to dig yourself out of this hole, babe? Continuing to Google? It's true, babe. You're alright. You're alright. Your chi's all off. So in Feng Shui, there is lots of theories about the way things should be placed and da-da-da-da-da in the rooms. As you say, in New Zealand, it's whatever side doesn't have a door or a window. There is a masculine and feminine side of the bed in Feng Shui, this is, you know, eons old, this theory.

I didn't know about this. Well, do you know who did? This TikToker who also believes in the feminine and masculine side of the bed. As a girl, you should never sleep on the right side of the bed. As a guy, you should never sleep on the left because everyone has basically a masculine side over here and a feminine side over here.

So if I'm the girl here and he's the guy, my masculine side is touching his feminine side. That is not aligned. No wonder we're arguing, we're bickering like a couple. No. So switch sides of the bed. So suddenly my feminine side is touching his masculine side. You will feel so much better.

I didn't think it would work. I was just like, yeah, whatever, I'll give it a shot. Like it's not gonna hurt anything to switch sides to the bed. I have never, ever, ever felt better. So yeah, if you're a girl and you're on the right side, take a chance, switch sides, see how much better you feel. Yeah.

Wait, wait. Does she mean looking at the- I don't know. That's my question. So we'll look up- Okay, and traditional symbolism or some thoughts of spiritual or metaphysical beliefs such as feng shui or the practice of qi. Um, qi.

Qi. The left side of the bed, as you're lying in it, is considered the feminine side, and the right side, as you're lying in it, is considered masculine. That's my side. Oh my god, that's my side. As you're lying in it, I'm on the masculine side. I knew I was asked. And as I'm lying on it, I'm on the feminine side. I knew I was mass. And as I'm lying on it, I'm on the feminine side. So we good.

So you accidentally were doing this anyway. This is why we have such harmonious lives. Cause we're on the right side of the bed. Do you have a harmonious life at the moment? Very harmonious. Very, it's balanced. It's so balanced. It's Feng Shui, the Qi flows, the Qi flows.

The Qi and, do you know I've got Chi and Ki flowing. Yeah so embarrassing you called it Chi. So Ki is the Japanese Chi. Now he reckons he was saying the Japanese. I learnt Ki from Dragon Ball Z which of course is a Japanese cartoon. Right. Throw your hands up give Goku your Ki for the spirit bomb to kill Freeza. Yeah. Stretching, really stretching. Do you know, I was going to switch sides of the bed because on the masculine side, it's straight to my wardrobe, so I was like, get out of bed in the morning to the wardrobe.

And then you're right there. And then on the feminine side, which I do sleep, is the door intruder comes in on the target. You're there first. That was always the way, eh? The men slept closer to the door to stop the baddies. To protect me. Whereas when I sleep in my bed alone, you would imagine you'd just sleep in the middle,

but I'm more on the left. Whereas when you're lying in it on the right. It'd be crazy if you slept right in the middle of a big bed. As a single person. Oh, you never do that. You always take a side, it'd be crazy if you slept right in the middle of a big bed as a single Yeah, oh you never do that always take a side right? Yeah too much I've and I'm I'm gonna brag here. I've got a California King Wow The biggest I don't know if that is a break when you go to buy sheets some places don't sell sheets that bit Yeah, it's not a bag when you go to buy a duvet and you always buy a duvet size bigger

Yeah, bingo because you need a Texan, Kelly. I'm getting duvets from America to try it because you always got to go a size bigger. I'm telling you the money I'm spending on this, it makes my eyes water. But if you went in the middle I'd be like lost in the ocean. Yeah. I'm sticking to the feminine side and I'll attack any intruder that dares into my home. I'll attack any intruder that dares into my home. Please. Zed M's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley.

There is a hotel in China that for a long time has had a wake up call where guests staying at the hotel can have four red pandas into their room and climb all over the bed. I- Good morning! Would, if I was a billionaire, I would just, this is how you wake up every morning. Do red pandas, are they bitey scratchy?

Yeah, they're bitey scratchy. Are they? They're like raccoons, they're cheeky little chewers. Are they? God, they're cute. You can never domesticate them, but you can tame them. Right. Well, one British couple run a YouTube channel on tour with the Dridges.

D-R-I-D-G-E. Dridges? Yeah, that must be their last name. That's unfortunate, I don't like that. Or a nickname for something. But they documented this at the hotel, if you wanna see what it's like. Oh, I do.

But they have been told this hotel that it's gotta stop. Animal cruelty. By the government or yeah, something like that. Look at this one. Oh my god, they're so cute, eh? Slumped on a tree. That's animal cruelty. That's animal. Cutie. And animal, they're having so cute. Slumped on a tree. That's animal cruelty. That's animal cutie.

And animal, they're having fun because they get to roll in a bed. I can't find where, like if there was a fee. Also though. For those wars there was. There 100% would have been a fee. Is there a Red Panda experience at Auckland Zoo? Well, I know that they have them,

but I don't know if they let you go in and hold them. Red Panda experience. Yeah. A face mask must be worn with red pandas. Oh, oh, cause COVID. Should we go? Make it COVID. Should we go?

Is that leftover from COVID? Um, but yeah, apparently it's, it's not a thing now. You can't do it. I get it. Cause also like when you have a service like this, where the red pandas have to be readily available, you know that they're probably not living in some wonderful large holding space. They're probably in a cage situation.

In the basement, in the garage. Yeah. And so I get the idea that even if they are coming from some kind of, I quote unquote, sanctuary, which we've all been sold that lie before, that probably the stress of traveling them to the hotel. I do want to. Wouldn't that be the best wake up ever? Yeah. Could we do it with possums?

Because we don't really care about them. Eww. Yeah, no. Raccoons though. Have you seen the cuddly raccoons? Yeah, raccoons are cute. And oh my god, I shared on my Instagram the sea otters. Did you see the video of the sea otter?

I'll sleep in a pool so I can get woken up by a sea otter. I mean, their teeth are razor sharp. I don't know, so are mine. They're super cuties though. Yeah, they are. Aw, cute. raises sharp. I don't know, so am I. They're super cuties though. Yeah they are. Oh cute! Play ZM's Fletchborne and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletchborne and Hayley. Fletchborne and Hayley, silly little pole, silly little pole.

It is so silly, silly, silly that the silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole. Today's silly little pole. Are you a fan of double dates? Duble dates, as long as the dude's not weird. Yeah. And is this a double date? You know when you're on it, it's because your partner's friend is starting seeing a new guy and the man said- And they're like, we want to meet them, yeah, come on, be nice.

And they're either weird or they try too them, yeah, come on, be nice. Yeah, you talk to him. And they're either weird or they try too hard to like, to make you like them. I like double dates like we're having dinner as a four, at your house or mine, you know. Do you think people answered this silly little poll as in it's established couples or new couples for the first time? I'd just say either or. I think either or. I think they probably applied it to their individual situation. Yeah, because established couples it feels more like we're just going out. Yeah. Well, we've spoken about this.

Tinder were testing in a whole lot of countries the double date feature and they have officially rolled it out and it's been out for a week. What countries was they testing it in? They just said key international markets. So I remember a friend in London shared a screenshot and we're like, oh, Tinder's doing threesomes now. But that's not what it is about. It's not for couples.

It is for friends. Like if you were single and your friend was single, you would pair up and offer yourselves as a double date for another, like say you would do that. Pair of pals. And then you would all go for dinner. And then I guess people find it a bit safer.

It's safer with your friend there. That's cute. I think that's cute. So they tested this across a bunch of markets. Apparently Gen Z make up over half of Tinder's global user base. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. How though?

Okay, so me and Jess, say we're single. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, of galleys and you're a couple of guy-ees how do you go which one? Well you you institute the ancient art of bagsy's. So only one like per pair is needed to kick things off so I guess if you find the guy you like then you tell your friend you've got the other minger. Yeah yeah yeah. Poor Jess. Jess has got horn. Yeah and I get ledge. You get me. Hey hey whoa.

That made it sound like you thought I was the minger. This is all hypothetical, bros. Hailey wanted me, no offence. What's going on today? Hailey didn't want you. I just said hypothetically shotgun fledge. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I said hypothetically to Jess,

you get the minger. As long as it's hypothetical. You get the minger and the bang. Yeah, yeah, yeah. As long as you guys promise, again, promise me it's hypothetical. It's hypothetical. Apparently it is, yeah, a lot of Gen Z

and younger millennials, this is what they want. I sorta get it. hypothetical. It's hypothetical. Apparently it is, yeah, a lot of Gen Z and younger millennials, this is what they want. I sorta get it. Yeah. It's kinda fun. I thought it was, yeah, double dating like a couple. I thought it was like, we're a couple, we've been married like 15 years. We're bored out of our minds. We're bored out of our minds and we need a third.

Oh, you're thinking swingers. But no, it's not that at all. Okay, well, are you a fan of double dates? We asked you, only 54% of people said yes. That's close, right? 46% said no. It's a lot more than I thought it would be. I thought most people would be like,

oh, nah, it might just be a weird dynamic. But I guess people do like the safety with friends, right? And if you're on a date, it's just you and the guy. Yeah. And there's no convo, it's a bit dud. Ork bit dud. Orkwood dud. Whereas if your friend's there,

at least you're gonna have fun, right? And then you can go, hey, we're gonna pop to the ladies' room and then you leave. Oh my God, my mom's in hospital. Oh my God. We've gotta go. Oh my God, my dog's just been run over. The Westpac rescue helicopter's coming.

We've gotta go and winter up. I can hear it. Yeah. And she's a big girl too, so they might need two of those helicopters. So I better go help them. She's in the unit, man. There's no unit. Yeah, so you probably don't wanna be with me anyway, cause they might need two of those helicopters. So I better go help them. She's in my mum and there's no unit. Yeah, so you probably don't want to be with me anyway,

because I'm going to turn into my mum. Yeah. I'm sort of a two helicopter lift. Her mum before her was also a unit. Yeah. She was the first woman ever to be lifted by Chinook. And that is a forestry chopper. Wow.

So, okay, so that is how you get out of a double date. That's a handy tip for you all. Just tell them your mum's a unit. Well, you're talking about... Mum's a unit. You're talking about fledgling relationships. How's that sound? First responder, I'm just going to call her G

because I don't want to identify her. G unit! I like double dates. G unit! G, G unit! Remember when everyone just used to yell G unit? Yeah, I didn't know why. They just did. G says, I don't know why they just did.

G says, I do like double dates because I find my husband a little bit boring. Don't hate on me for that, we've been together for 26 years. Okay, so she's responded to this as you go out with another couple. With another couple, yeah, for a double date. You find your husband a little bit... Do you know what? They need to listen to Sex.Life. No, but sexually they're not saying he's boring. He might just not be very good at conversation. Yeah, but if you've got crap conversation, just always be shagging.

But, but, but... Well, they've been together 26 years, he must be doing something right. Yeah. Must have a huge wang. Bank account. Wang. Wank account. That's what I was trying to say.

Sarah said yes, but only with my bestie and her husband. Those are good double dates. Yeah. Danielle said, nope, never again. Went on a double date to the movies and she was stroking them off next to us. Well, I beg your pardon. I didn't read that before I read it out loud.

Fawn! You can't do that! At the movies? You can't do that. Also respect the upholstery of the kids. Please! And if you were to recluse. And if you were to recluse.

And if you were to recluse. And if you were to recluse. And if you were to recluse. And if you were to recluse. And if you're gonna recluse. And if you're gonna recluse. The children, the children rose back are gonna see the hand action. What are we, teenagers? Some poor student working at events cinemas has to get out the bissel. He doesn't deserve that. He can't be out the bissel.

Do I say, do I say, not to completion? Oh, no, no. No, no. But then what's the point? Have some respect. Why then? It's not to completion, what is the point? There's only 10 minutes between showings.

Oh my god, that's not enough time to bissel. There's hardly enough time to get the popcorn out. No. And when do you start? Because is it like a chock-topped edit during the trailers? Or is it like popcorn, you kind of slowly work on it throughout the rest of the film? I'm always finished by the time the movie starts.

I've never taken an ice cream, any sort of ice cream, because I'll do a cup of tea sometimes. I can't say no to those. I can hone a whole bag of Family Maltesers before the first scene. Absolutely. Oh man, the food's gone. I've deep-throated a cavity before the bloody,

you know that thing that goes, wow, Dolby! Turn your phone off! Yeah. Some more feedback, Preeti, who we love hearing from on the show. We love Preeti. Double the dates, double the fun. That's fun.

Swungy, doesn't it? Yeah, it did. Swungy-esque. Kiss the ball. Swungy or Jason, at least. Yeah, Jason the ball. Nathan said, as a minger, I'd be happy with any date. NATO.

Oh, NATO. NATO. NATO. Don't be so hard on yourself. Got a minger on our hands. Ashley said, no, life is so busy, if we have time for a date we just want to spend time with one another. That's nice. That's nice.

That's nice. Yeah, you'll get sick of that. Bridget says, for the first dates, but two established couples going on a double date, absolutely. Not for the first date, she said. So when you're getting to know the person you need to be one on one, mono. I feel like the first date, she said. So when you're getting to know the person, you need to be one-on-one, mono, mono. I feel like the first date's the best date. Yeah, this is not how the Tinder is set up. Yeah.

For couples Tinder. But once you're established, couples going on a double date's fun, she said. Maddie said, yes, but only if everyone knows each other. No fun being the fourth wheel when the other three already know each other. Yeah, that's the new boyfriend thing. That's interesting.

James, bad idea, what happens if your mate's girl is hotter than yours? Oh, James. That's what I mean. Yeah. Someone's interesting. James, bad idea, what happens if your mate's girl is hotter than yours? Oh James. That's what I mean. Someone's getting the minger. Even if you've got, someone's getting the water. Do you know what I mean? Guys, hypothetically though, right?

Hypothetically. Hypothetically. Hypothetically. If we have to, it's Jess and me and you two. Someone has to have more. You can tell me if I'm a minger. Am I a minger? Not to your face.

Like a friend who would say that you've got something in your teeth, we would tell you if you were a minger. You've got to, but then the tooth, you just take something out of your teeth, but then you've got a little bit of minger between your teeth. Yeah, you've got a little bit of minger on your face. All over the face? Yeah, there you go.

It's covered in minger. Still minging? Yeah, still minging. Oh damn, I've just rubbed the minger in. I feel like maybe it's permanent. I think I've just rubbed the minger in more now. Yeah, it's deeper. It's a deeper ming. No one's texting in saying, stop being mean to Vaughan, he'sbed the minger in. I feel like maybe it's permanent. I think I've just rubbed the minger in more now. Yeah, it's deeper. It's a deeper ming.

No one's texting in saying, stop being mean to Vaughn, he's not a minger. I've just got my eyes on the text machine, because sometimes. Well, we asked you... We asked you, are you a minger? We asked you, are you a fan of double dates? And 54% of you said yes.

Okay. Play ZM's Fletchpawn and Hayley. Apparently, this is from America, by the way. Apparently, 24%, I'm gonna call it a quarter, I'm rounding up to 25. 25% of Americans want a break, want a break from sexual activity. And half of them have already taken

extended breaks in the past, averaging six months. So just no intimacy? No intimacy. Now I said this was people in relationships, but it's not, it's anyone. So even single people, maybe you've been dating, having a lot of fun times. People are just taking a little bit of a break, they're wanting to learn other forms of intimacy. Time for the body and mind to catch up. What are we doing?

What's this? It's only one in four, right? Yeah, but that's, that's a lot. I just feel like that's a big stat. That's a big number of people that are wanting to take wanting. So when they say they've taken extended breaks up to averaging six months, that's elective. Yeah, is that also people that haven't chosen that that are saying they have? Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. That's what I mean.

It's like if you're in a relationship and intimacy has waned, are they coming in and being like, yeah, we're taking a break from physical intimacy. It's like, no, she doesn't want to hang out with you, bro. Who knew things? I definitely, I have friends that have taken breaks from hookups to just be like, I'm just gonna place a bit more value on other connections, like single friends. But is that the same, wanting a break from intimacy?

That's just going like, I just don't wanna, you know, have more one night stands and have to keep getting Uber's in the morning. And deal with the admin of it all. Oh, Big Sandy's messaged in. Big Sandy, Big Sandy, Big Sandy, Big Sandy here, you're not catching me taking a break from Indonesia, cheers.

Look at a hot dog in Big Sandy. Oh, this is no surprise to me. Surely you guys have picked up on the vibe of the shows. You know, I will say it, I think she's our favourite text at the moment. Oh, we love her. She's our favourite text. We love hearing from Big Sandy.

Pretty's our favourite Instagram respondent, silly little poll respondent. Yeah. But Big's our favourite text up. We love hearing from Big Sandy. Preeti's our favourite Instagram respondent, silly little poll respondent. Yeah. The Big Sandy on the text machine. Yeah, Big Sandy does not be taking a break from it. Go on, you Big Sandy. It can't be much of a surprise because there have been a lot of news stories

and talk about how, yeah, like, especially Gen Z just aren't prioritising or interested. Gen Z are definitely not hooking up in the way that millennials did. No. They're not going to the clareb and finding someone to bump and grind with prioritizing or interested in it. GNZ are definitely not hooking up in the way that millennials did. They're not going to the clareb and finding someone to bump and grind with and then just jumping in their taxi and being like, where do you live? I feel like there are GNZs that are though.

Yeah totally, but in general I think as well because they're not drinking as much, they're not making maybe as many loose decisions. Yeah okay, so it's a good thing. It's not fun waking up in the morning and having to order a taxi and not quite knowing the suburb. Do you know what I mean? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. And you know, back in the day you couldn't just whip up your phone and see where you were. You had to like be like... Come out and be like...

Sun's rising there. That's the Hattaitai bakery. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where am I? I must be in Hattaitai. Now, technically, is this Melville? I'm a Hamilton reference,. Am I Melville here? How could an Uber have been in the early 2000s? And just like drop a pin.

Messaging your mates, I need a pick up. They're like, where are you? You're like, don't know. Don't know. I'll start walking and I'll let you know. And every time you text them, costing you money, man. I know, you're 20 cents. You guys, you need a Gen Z. Okay. Okay. Okay. Gen Z. Because I know you're all about cents! You guys, you need Gen Z, you should... Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Gen Z. Because I know you're all about the Y2K aesthetic. Yeah. You know, Gen Z and... And they're doing the dumb fun. You guys should try doing it at an authentic Y2K weekend. Y2K hookup weekend. Yeah, no, and the whole thing, you just live like it.

Right, and you have to pay every time you message a friend on anything. Yeah, and you have to... Put 20 you message a friend on anything Yeah, you have to put 20 cents Yes, throw 20 cents in the bin and use some of your minutes to call a taxi service Yeah, once you've figured out where you are. Yeah Yeah, you got to call a taxi Get out your wisest map this book. Yeah No, you're full bow and we're in the world is Carmen Sandiaga when you're out there in the wild? You don't know whose house you're at.

It's great stuff. And you're like, this woman who I've gone home with seems to have children, but where are they? Oh no. Maybe I can borrow one of their bikes to get home. Play ZM Spledgeborne and Hayley. Now I say this as a fan of ACDC. Of course, I'm a Bogan through and through.

You are a big Bogan. Big Bogan, I've seen them live. I saw them live in 2010, I think, in Wellington. It was a great night. They didn't play, they were doing one of those new album things. Anyway, but- When bands don't play their like big songs, like, that's not on.

However- That would rip you. Yeah, it would rip us. You go and see a classic, Radiohead don't do a lot of their really massive songs from the 90s anymore. But I don't think, I don't know if they're too much at the moment. Yeah, I know, they think they're too good

for their old stuff. But anyway, ACDC legends, legends, legends of legends, have been publicly urged to retire. Quotes like, times up guys. Oh no, time to put them out to pasture, maybe time for a rest boys. Okay. After this clip has from their current tour, has gone viral. This is TNT. Okay. Oh dear, well you can hardly hear them. I think they might have skipped soundcheck. Yeah. So has Legendary kind of gone, has guitars out of tune, the voice... I want to know. It sounds like an ACDC covers band down at the pub.

It does. Actually you know an ACDC covers band down at the pub. It does. Actually, you know, an ACDC covers band down at the pub would be better. I'm going to say it. Wow. Okay. Wow. Now look, these are old dudes. You know, you can't be, ah, anymore.

How old are they? Oh, they're not as old as the Rolling Stones. Hey, that blows my mind. They're older than like, the Grandeur. But Rolling Stones have still got it, haven't they? Yeah, totally. My parents saw Rolling Stones when Mick was two days post-COVID. And they were like, he was an incredible voice.

Oh, okay. Oh, no, no, no, no, the band's 51 years old. 76, Brian Johnson, the who you just heard singing. He's 76. Brian. You've had a gold card for 11 years. 76. Brian.

You know, my dad looks like Brian Johnson. Does he? Yeah, he did. So he could actually do the covers band at the pub. You know my dad looks like Brian Johnson? Does he? He could actually do the covers band at the pub. You're right! Now, George is in from the day show because we want to ask the question, what is the worst concert you went to?

Like, were you really disappointed? Yeah. Like, was it just terrible? Cause mine was Guns N' Roses. Cause Axl, he just doesn't have it anymore. Oh. Yeah. I'm about to break some hearts too. Fleetwood Mac 2019 Sparker. Get out of the studio! Guys, Stevie Nicks doesn't have it anymore. Oh. Yeah. I'm about to break some hearts too.

Fleetwood Mac 2019 Sparker. Get out of the studio. Guys, Stevie Nicks doesn't have it anymore. Oh no. No, I know. Didn't she get it back over COVID? Well, maybe she did. Maybe she needed the COVID to get it back.

Maybe she needed the cocaine. And that. Well, maybe she needed a break from the cocaine. Yeah. I was gutted, eh? Cause you know, it's Fleetwood. Yeah, you're listening to all the songs. Yeah. And then you see them and you're like, oh.

Yeah. That is the problem with a lot of old, cause we went to, what's that band we went to? Everclear. Oh yeah, remember that band Everclear? And they had some songs that kind of, like late 90s, 2000s, and it was so bad it was terrible.

Yeah. I have no idea who you're talking about. Oh, hang on. I saw Motley Crue a few years ago in the same thing. Get me. Someone's doing something wrong here. That song, Georgia. Do you remember this song?

It was like late 90s 2000s. It's more like rock. I am still living with your ghost. No, but also why would you have- Lonely and dreaming of- No, but why would you have gone to this? It was at a tiny bar. It was so bad.

It was so bad. Yeah, it's crap. And I wanted it to be good. Yeah, what was that? No, but they were like a big band in the late 90s 2000s. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They had a song on the Romeo and Juliet soundtrack. Did they?

I'll have you know. When Brad Pitt was at his peak. Brad a song on the Romeo and Juliet soundtrack. Did they? When Brad Pitt was at his peak. Brad Pitt wasn't in Romeo and Juliet. Who was it? They are same same. They are literally same same. Oh my God, wow. Did you hear that?

All white people look the same. Wow. Wow. I didn't know Christchurch racism extended to your own race. Flesh and bone, same same. You know? Wow.

All brown people too. Wow, get out. Wow. I'm Brad Pitt and he's Leonardo DiCaprio because he won't date anyone over 25. Yeah, fair. I just won't date anyone. Okay, so this is what we want to ask this morning because it is heartbreaking, especially if you go see one of your bands that you've wanted to see for ages or they're one of your

favourite bands and they're not good. Yeah, or it doesn't even have to be that they've kind of passed it. Because you know, think about the people that saw Amy Winehouse in those last, and she was like, you know, I remember my parents, I can't remember who the artist was

but they saw an artist that they've wanted to see for years and he turned up slaughtered. So drunk he could barely like keep it together and they were like, that's so disappointing. Okay, 0800 DALS at Emma's number, text through 9696. What is the worst live concert you've ever been to? Well Akadaka have been encouraged to retire after footage from ACDC concert went viral, people saying Brian Johnson you don't got it no more, we want to know what is the worst concert. I know I mean he's in his

late 70s. What's the worst concert you've ever want to know what is the worst concert. I know, I mean, he's in his late seventies. What's the worst concert you've ever been to and why? Sarah, good morning. Good morning. What is the worst concert for you? Oh gosh, it breaks my heart that Ali Gording. Why was it so bad? Back in 2014, but she had absolutely no stage presence, just the attitude that she didn't want to be there.

Oh that's disappointing. I think I was at that show and it was I didn't find it bad. It was just like. Because I was a fan but yeah sometimes you do get the feeling that like yeah they're phoning it in. I'll tell you what, Ali Goulding that 2014 when she came and did that show I'm assuming was when we interviewed her. Yes. Another person who worked in radio really ruined her entire trip to New Zealand by being a prick when he was interviewing her. Oh, really? She arrived to our interview in tears. Oh, really?

And yeah, and. Well, maybe it was before this concert. I was just telling someone about this recently as an experience with interviewing people, and like she arrived and she was crying and Didn't and we were like well, you don't have to do the interview like this is fine And they she just took some time. We just hung out and talked and she totally turned around so I Lovely guys around Ali Gilder also wasn't John.ilder? Also it wasn't John Owen, Ben, by the way. It wasn't John Owen, Ben.

No, God. Oh my God, well I'm sorry that was a disappointing concert, Sarah. It's probably because of this prank. I blame this prank. I blame this person. Honestly, it's far from my heart. Like, I'm supposed to get married,

wanted to hook down the aisle, just how will I love you? But I just can't bring myself to do it. Oh, like she ruined, even she ruined her own music for you. Wow. I love it. Sarah's like, I'm done with Ellie. You're done with Ellie.

Sierra, thank you for your call. So message is in. Maroon 5 and Christchurch, they did not want to be there. They sounded terrible and they were rude to the crowd. It was a yuck. Oh. Um. You kind of got to, if you're a band, got to remember these people are paying hundreds

of dollars of their hard earned money to come and see you. Oh yeah. And you're like, I didn't even know where Emma don't want to be here. It's like, come on. That's one thing you got to give to Taylor Swift, right? That woman did so many concerts and she gave everything every time. 100%. Yeah, yeah.

Someone said Janet Jackson at Friday Jams. Yeah, agreed. I wasn't there for that one. Was that terrible? Well, the black-eyed peas came out and like... And were energetic. Killed it, man. That's what they do.

Yeah. Is that when you sleep with Fergie? No, no, it was no Fergie, it was Post. Well she doesn't come now because of the long-born situation. She's boycotted New Zealand. She's heartbroken still. I actually left after one song for Jimmy Jackson. Yeah, it was bad.

Everybody left. Everybody left. We're gonna have a night tonight. The girls at the party, looking my money. Jason Derulo, a few people are saying. They went to a Jason, Usher was terrible, too busy doing- Jason sucked and we left as well. I never find like hip hop shows or like,

I just never, it's so, the music's so produced. I don't think it goes as well live. I've never found that- But then Eminem Live's amazing. Yeah, I've seen Eminem live. Eminem is amazing live. But he raps. Usher, they said, was terrible, too busy doing the runs and the woo-woo's and it was all backing track.

Made it worse, it was my little sister's first ever concert, it was really disappointing. Oh yeah, so bad when you see an artist that uses too much backing track and you can see it. Florence and the Machine. Are you kidding? Had Zaget in 2019. No, I saw, I was there, I saw that. It was amazing. They say she wouldn't

stop talking like a fairy. Oh no that's yeah okay she does that's her whole thing. She does. But when she sings it's phenomenal. That's how she talks right? That's how she talks. She's like hello there. Hello. I'm in Fairfetch'd and I'm a love it. Look at you guys here it's so lovely. See that would cut me right off. Because we've met her and that's how she talks. And really she's just got this incredibly soft spoken way about her. But yeah, she's a bit happy dippy on stage. Drake, the dick didn't even turn up. Oh, that's right. That's a bad concert, isn't it?

Because he got bullied. Yeah, oh my god, there's so many. He got bullied back and then the song that bullied him went to number one. And the song that he released to bully the bully didn't. Didn't. Somebody texted in, not a musician, but a witness or a comedian, she spilled a whole glass of wine on stage

before she'd even started. Okay, listen, I- That's disappointing. It's disappointing when they can't get their booze at booze problems. I too aggressively put my wine down on my table. Did it snap the glass? Yes.

I think I handled it well. Yeah, and you cleaned up your own mess as well. I did, not a diva. This might be controversial, and I love Robbie Williams, but his last concert at Mission was awful. Oh really? Yeah. Oh, no, Carwin's not having a bar of that.

You were there, weren't you? Arms in the air. Oh my God, I will not stand for that. That was a great concert. I've seen Robbie live literally in the year 2000. Millennium. About Slaus? No. I wasn't. No I wasn't.

I love him. He's great. Oh you know Carwin. She gets absolutely sizzled. Were you with your mum? Yes. Yeah the two of them. Oh my god.

Yeah the two get together. Cause didn't you and your mum sneak in two cask wine bladders? They went in the week before and buried them. Buried them? And they should have stayed. They had to ask a whole family to move cause their picnic blanket was covering their burial site. They went out their spades and dig it up. Play ZM's Fleshborne and Hayley.

Play ZM's Fleshborne and Hayley. Disgusting actually. This is disgusting that it's taken this long for producer Carwin to get on board with something I think is, that is globally recognised. I would have thought the entire world was in this buzz. However, apparently not. What have you finally seen the light on? Pedro Pascal. Yeah.

Look, I just think that I haven't been exposed to him enough. Like I haven't seen him in- How could you not have been exposed? I know, but I just- You're on the internet for Christ's sake! I just don't think that I have fallen into any of his like fan cam things or like watched anything that he's been in.

Daddy Pedro is everywhere. I know, and he wore a tank top recently. Oh stop. No, and see, that's the thing. That's the thing. So I think that one, I'm onto the most recent season of Last of Us, no spoilers, but I think that contributed. But also, the press that he's been doing

for the materialists is like next level. I'm looking forward to seeing that film. Wait, you already watched season one a while ago, and now you're on season two, and you weren't on the Pedro train even after season one of Last of Us? Nah. Not even Game of Thrones, Pedro?

I've been... Even though you don't in your life have a father figure? You know what I'm missing? I don't know what this issue is, I assume it's a daddy one, give me that Pedro! Give me that daddy! Give me, give me, give me! And when he called me...

I've got a loving father and even I watch that, been like, daddy! Daddy! Take me daddy! Like when he pronounces his name properly. Oh, Pedro Pascual. Pedro Pascual. But like he did in this interview, like talked about being the big spoon and like wearing the singlet and like all these clips. I'm like, okay.

Like, and just his interactions with Dakota Johnson. Yeah, I know they're there. They've got a vibe. They've got chemistry and she's single. Yeah, every, every, every interview he does and every interaction, he's just a genuinely, you can just tell he's a genuinely nice. He's not grunt. And he's enjoying himself. Yeah, I think he's like happy to be there, aware of his

like privilege, right? Like to be in this position. And it's just kind of nice to everyone. Like I think that he would learn the producer's names he came on to our show you know if he likes Yeah Stephanie and Sarah Her name's Karen Or just the redhead, whatever the redhead one is Reddy and Blonde, yeah. Well I've got to learn names now, I've already got Fletch and Vaughan and whoever that one is Gosh, which one are you? Yeah. Oh, I've already got to learn names now. I've already got Fletch and Vaughan and whoever that one is, do you remember?

Gosh. Which one are you? Georgina. No, it's George. George. I didn't even realise we had a fourth on this show. Guys, I just- No, she hangs around. I just hang around.

She's like, you've been on for hours and you turn up and just get some friends. She starts at nine, she's just leeching in this studio. Gosh. Speaking of Daddy Pedro, the new Fantastic Four First Steps trailer's out. Is he in it? Yes, Mr. Fantastic. I don't even know what that means. He's read Richards.

He's read Richards. I don't know what that means. Oh, is he? He's the main guy. Okay, so he's the... who's the other four? A stretchy man. Is he stretchy? That's going to give me...

Who was it? That's going to give me a kick if I see Pedro Pascal be stretchy. No! Oh my god. We just got it and we're gonna lose it cos he's gonna be stretchy. Why is he... Why is the stretchy giving you the ack? He's so stretched! He's a genius! He's gonna be stretchy!

Is he gonna be like Mr Tickle? Oh, Mr Tickle! I stayed at my friend Fletchies last night. You did? Yeah, I got in late. We bumped into each other at our undies in the hallway. Oh my god, that was the weirdest thing ever.

Tell me more. You were lucky I was in my undies. Cause you sleep nude. Cause I'm a nude sleeper. And I thought you were sleeping nude. No, no, no. No, you went back, you were trying but you didn't. I went back, yeah.

So I don't know why but I needed one of my, I thought it was like three in the morning. No, it was like 9.30. I need to go wee. Yeah. And then I just like walk out of my bedroom and I look around and the doors open. I'm like, Oh, Hailey must still be filming seven days.

Yeah. Well still out. And then I turn around and you're there and I'm like, Ah! Wait, look, I was coming out of the bathroom. I'd taken off my makeup and brushed my teeth. Which is probably why I woke up. I must've like heard.

Heard a bit of kerfuff. Yeah, and then be like, Oh, I need to go wheeze. I was trying to be quiet. And I came out of the thing and we just both sort of like, whew, like this, and I'm standing there in a t-shirt, my undies and he's got undies on, we were like, ah! Anyway. It was dark luckily.

It was dark, it was very dark. I turned the light off. Just need to address something that I saw in the bathroom. Oh God. Now you know that I've once went for a moisturiser, a sorboline and I pumped lubricant into my hands and you know I had to deal with that That's fine. That is by the by I've learned what the difference of the bottles now Get in late last night and I get into my undies and

There I will just say you got into your undies or you took your clothes off and your undies remain I don't sleep in the day's undies. I slept in a new pair of undies. Did you not have a shower at the end of the day? Nah. Oh, Hayley. Did you not get home and have a shower? I haven't had one this morning. Oh, Hayley.

Well, that's manky. It's been 24 hours. It's manky. I had one yesterday morning. Hayley. Oh, that's manky. You know, I'm off to the gym after this. I shower three times a day most days.

I will say whatever you're about to complain about is just rich considering I'm letting you sleep in my house in the spare room. I know. But I get, I take my toilet bag into the bathroom to do my face and everything. Yeah. And I get out my toothbrush and I open up his drawer, which I've become very accustomed to and I'm like, where's the toothpaste? Oh, she's stealing my toothpaste now. And I'm like, where's the toothpaste?

Oh, she's stealing my toothpaste now. No, I said, where's the toothpaste? And I'm looking around for a normal human-sized toothpaste. This guy is rocking a tiny, sensor-dyne sample as his main toothpaste. What are you doing? And I was like, oh, tough times. The guy's rocking a sensitine sample.

I'm running a small toothpaste at the moment but I'll show you how small, because this isn't a sample, this is just a smaller one. Where did you get it from? I've got an explanation for this. I just couldn't believe that this guy, apart from the living. And that's fine. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's a normal sized toothpaste.

No, no, sample size. No, one or two brushes. No, maybe like ten. Travel size. Travel size sensitine sample. It's a normal sized toothpaste. No, no, sample size. No, one or two brushes. No, travel size. Travel size. Now let me just explain that I do have a normal size toothpaste. No you don't, I looked.

Ready to go. No these tubes you just didn't look in the right place. I cleared out, you know how you have a drawer of like all the medicine stuff and all the crap. I had ages ago bought lots of travel size toothpastes for when you just wanna go carry on. And you travel enough that you should use those for travel. I bought too many, so then what I did is when I cleared out the drawer of plasters and medicines and old cough syrups and all the pills and panadols and stuff,

I cleared everything out of it and I tidied it. I had all these travel toothpastes and I looked on them and they expired like a month ago. Oh God, so now I'm using expired, I go to your house for a nice boutique stay. Now I'm trying to use up all the old toothpaste, which is expired, but they just say, they just say that. Toothpaste doesn't go off,

toothpaste doesn't go off, toothpaste ain't milk. It's too minty to go off. There ain't milk in toothpaste, there's no mints in it. There ain't milk in toothpaste, it was actually my rock west song. Was it? There ain't milk in toothpaste. And it no mints in it. There ain't milk in toothpaste was actually my rock west song. What's it there?

There ain't milk in toothpaste. And it was a country band. Yeah, was it? Okay. There ain't no milk in toothpaste. Staying in my house, bring your own toothpaste. I'm not. Why would I?

You're already getting free shower usage. Why would I? God, well you know I didn't shower. Okay, well give you that. I can't believe you didn't shower. Yeah, I can't believe you didn't. It was so late. You could have used that Palmolive body wash

he has in an Aesop bottle. I'm not peeling my skin off. Excuse me. You gotta use that dishwashing liquid he puts out for the guests to wash their bodies with. I gotta shower in his last one, so afterwards I was wiping myself with a tea towel and I squeaked.

I know. Every time I wash my hair at his house, it's like, hey. Okay, you know what? You can Uber home to your own houses for 80 or $100. Please don't make us. Please don't make us. squeaked I know every time I wash my hair at his house it's like hey okay you know what you can all you can over home to your own houses for 80 or $100. Please don't make us. We want to stay in the city. We want to stay with uncle Fleezy. With expired goods. We like it's like a trip to the city. With your free samples of toothpaste. Expiry toothpaste is okay though right? Yeah dude there's no milk in toothpaste. There ain't no milk in toothpaste. There ain't no milk in toothpaste.

Guys, people are calling this the best use of AI they've ever seen. I want to say people, I mean women. And when I say women, I mean women that aren't a size six, six foot tall model. Like most clothes are modeled on online. Yeah, isn't it horrible when you buy something because, you know, it looks good online. And, you know, obviously the guy wearing it for guys is, you know, good looking, obviously, because they don't use mingers. And then you wear it and you're like, doesn't look the same. It does not look the same. Do you know who's really good at this? Yeah, it is.

Because I've been doing a bit of online shopping recently. Yeah. Just recently. Lulu Lemon and Ruby, the New Zealand brand, they will show it on an eight and then like a 16 or something, so you have two models modelling the same thing. Here you go. Thank you. Thank you. But if you, so if you're not a typical,

I don't want to, it's not even typical. I don't even know that many people that have model dimensions other than form. What can I say? What can you say? What can I say? If you don't look like the model, this woman has come up with a great use of AI to help.

You're shopping online. You see clothing you want to buy. If you scroll down, it will always say the model's height and size that they're wearing in the picture. Take a screenshot. Then all you do is say what height the model is and ask to be shown the piece of clothing on someone who is your height. And you can also put your weight.

I put my weight because it like made it more exact. 10 seconds later. now I know. Also, if you're a short queen, make sure to say, show this to me on a like five or two woman or five or two adult, because it did think I was a kid at first. Probably specific, but there you go. Literally my biggest life hack.

I do this every time now and it is literally the best thing ever. I really apologize for her voice. Do you know what I mean? Like I know it's intolerable, but it's a great thing. So AI is so intelligent and it can almost do anything you ask it to do. If you go on a site and you see a piece of clothing and you're like great, screenshot it, upload it to AI and say can you show me this dress on a five foot ten woman who...

But if it was a slim dress, would it stretch it out or? Oh yeah, I guess so. I mean, I guess it just gives you a rough idea. It's not gonna be perfect, right? No, I wonder if AI is intelligent enough that if you were to upload a photo of yourself, your own body standing like that, just straight, and said, can you show me this?

I don't know if you wanna give AI a naked, yeah. A naked face. give AI a naked. Yeah. It'd be like AI's like Barbie. Yeah. It would dress you. Yeah. Like the Clueless computer. Dress me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just like the Clueless computer. Do you remember from Clueless back in the day? And she had a computer and it was her standing there and she could see your clothes on it like this. I do, yeah. And then she'd select it and it would come through the wardrobe.

Yeah. Well, this is, I think this is a great hack. Give it a go if you are online shopping and you want to see it on a body that more resembles your own. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.

It's time week, in fact, at the Dantay. We're talking about time lengths. Different names for different lengths of time. You've got minutes, we've got seconds, we've got hours. We've got jiffy's, so don't we? Yeah, well, let's start right there at a jiffy. A jiffy varies, but typically between 1.60th or 1.100th of a second.

In computing, it's the duration of one tick of the system timer. So a jiffy. I'll be there in a jiffy. Be there in a jiffy. So technically, when you say I'll be there in a jiffy, you're really not. No, you would be.

Because it's a tiny fraction of a second. Yeah, a tiny fraction of a second. Be there in a jiffy. A shake is recognized as 10 nanoseconds. It's used in nuclear physics. So chain reactions, two shakes of a lamb's tail. And technically the shake would be 10 nanoseconds. I was watching a war movie the other day

and they always say clicks, but that's more- That's miles. That's like, yeah, that's distance, not time. Yep, that's silly idiot. Two clicks. It'd be really interesting as to why, no why. Why? As it clicks over.

What? You think it clicks over one mile to the next mile? The kilometres, isn't it on your car? Yeah, and it clicks over. But it's a mile, so that works the same. It's an American. This sounds so cool when they say it. Yeah, five clicks away.

Two clicks out, we're two clicks out. Yeah, I start referring to clicks out. Yeah. That's my clicks. In military terminology, clicks is slang for kilometres. Kilometres, I start referring to clicks out. Yeah. That's my clicks. In military terminology, clicks is slang for kilometers. Kilometers! Particularly when referring to distance.

The usage likely are indigenated from the sound of a rifle's bolt or gas regulator when counting paces or distance in challenging terrains. Okay. So one click is equivalent to one kilometer. But the American military wouldn't convert to kilometers, would they? They're so anti-kilometers,

they've renamed them clicksiques. Yeah probably. They'll call them miles or cliques they will not talk in kilometers. There's some debate though as to the exact origin but it's likely to have become popular during the Vietnam War when Australian forces reportedly use the sound of their rifle mechanisms as a way to measure distance in the jungle. Gotta. Gotta just like get GPS, you know? Yeah, they really could have done with it. Whoa, get a Garmin. Um, a moment is 90 seconds.

It's a medieval unit of time. There's 40 moments in an hour. Okay, so take a moment, 90 seconds. Historical and archaic. Actually, if someone says to you, take a moment, 90 seconds feels like it would be right. Yeah, that's a good amount of time. Are you about to send a really nasty or bad email or text?

Take a moment. Take a moment. Take a moment before you hit send. Some historical names, a Namisha is an ancient Indian unit of time defined as the time it takes to blink, so- A what? Convert that.

A Namisha. A-meisha. N-meisha. N-I-M-E-S-H-A-B-A-T-H-EN. N-N-meisha. B-A-T-H-E-N. Namesha. Baphin. Namesha Baphin. Mm, Amesha Baphin.

Wow. It's 0.2 of a second. A gauri is, there's 60 gauris in a day, it's 24 minutes. And that's also a traditional Indian unit of time. Okay. Watch. Approximately three hours. Using an article in Military Time Camping, like you take first watch.

Oh, you take first watch, it's three hours. Oh, okay. Yeah. Um, a Hebdomad is used in ancient Greek and Roman philosophy. It's equivalent to a week. And you know how we say Fortnite? Yeah. Meaning, of course, 14 days or two weeks. Still used in the U. Well, that's the thing that it's, it's the game. The UK, Australia, and New Zealand are the only countries that use it. Like regularly. And it stands for 14 nights.

Huh? Fort nights. Forteen nights. And the Americans don't? No, Americans don't use it. Oh, see, in a fortnight. Yeah. Really, they wouldn't know what that means.

Well, they'd be thinking you'd talk about the game. They wouldn't know anything else. I'll see you in fortnight, the game. Yeah. Hmm. Are there some other ones? Two shakes of a lamb's tail is the equivalent of 20 nanoseconds. Obviously means really fast, but then it's used in nuclear physics.

A New York minute is the amount of, is an instantaneous reaction. Yep. Often it's described as the time between a traffic light turning green and a honk going when you live in New York City. Okay. Yeah. A dog's age is a very long time. Donkey's years is a very long time as well, but also is to do with the donkey's ears.

Donkey's ears, the rhyming pun. Right. Love that. There's lots more, but... Apparently when we're further afoot night on TikTok, so American TikTok followers are like, Huh? Huh?

What's a foot night? Why do they keep talking about their dicks? You're like because we're at summer mate, we're out on the deck. Yeah they get a bit confused. Really confused. Simple people. Today's fact of the day is there's lots of units of time that are outside our traditional minutes, hours, weeks, months and years. Fact of the day, day Day Day Ah do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do function. I've nearly had my togs slip down as I got out of the swimming pool. Come on, who hasn't dived into a pool and had their pants around their ankles and had to swiftly pull it? Or their bikini top up around their neck?

Well we also accept hydro slide bikini and waves. I think that's sporting adjacent. Any sporty adjacent wardrobe malfunction, we want to hear from you this morning because quite an incredible video out of the Czech Republic. It was a big athletics meet in the Czech Republic. 400 meter hurdles and American hurdler. Is that what you call it? A hurdler or a runner? No, you have that heard. He won this race, but not only did he win the race,

he won it while jumping the hurdles with his wang flopping all over the show. And it was flopping. Wow, it was out. Like it wasn't like. Then it snaked out the bottom of the shorts. You would say poking if it was a small one, but it was flopping. And like he was like at some stage,

like trying to like tuck it back in or hold it. How he still won. How he still won. With the lag of a wang flopping about and trying to like tuck it back in or hold it. How he still won. How he still won. With the lag of a wang flapping about and trying to put it away. It's so funny when you see at the end he's like he lays on the ground and he's laughing. Yeah. He's like what else can you do? And like.

Put it away. Do you think at that moment, I mean it probably didn't dawn on him in that moment, but this is a televised athletic made. Like this video is now everywhere online. A lot of news sites have pixelated it, but it's very easy to find it unpixelated. Oh yeah, it's very, very easy. Like this guy, it's just everywhere.

It's like when that pole vaulter. Oh, I know, knocked his wang on the thing. Yeah, like it's up there with that. Like the whole world's talking about this. If you're gonna not win pole vault because of your massive wang, I mean, you've already won, really. You've won the world.

Yeah, you've won the world. The world, the pole vault because of your massive wang, I mean, you've already won. You've won the world. You've won the world. The whole world will still make the wang. And how great it was, and how massive it was. It's mortifying. It's like the bobsledder who went like that, and her back leotard split over your whole butt. It's used on sports bits forevermore.

Yeah, it is. Well, this is what we want to know this morning. It's out. 0800, dial ZM as a number. You can text her as well, 9696. When did you have a sporting wardrobe malfunction? Your sporting wardrobe malfunctions. There was a hurdler running the 400 meter hurdles

and I just saw it, yeah, the unblurred version. Wang flopping about, came out the bottom of his shorts and he's trying to adjust it, but we've seen it. We've seen it all. And he wins the race. He wins. And you can see his face at the end of it, it's like, uh-oh, that's going viral.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Loads of people having wardrobe malfunctions. Roberta, good morning. Good morning. What was your wardrobe malfunction in sport? So we had house sports in high school, I think I was about 16, and we were playing cricket and I was wearing tear away pants. Oh my god, tear away pants!

Incredible! The ones with the buttons up the side. So when I was running between the crickets thing. Yeah, the crickets thing. Yeah, obviously she loved the sport. Passion for the sport. I was about to ask if you still played. I don't think she's played for a little while. No, I haven't. And yeah, I stood on the leg of my pants and just kept running in my underwear. And I let her stop and look around at my friends

and the guy that I had a crush on at the time, all staring at me when I looked down. Wait, so you didn't even feel the rip off? No, I just kept on running. I was in the zone. I was, yeah. You were committed to getting the single. I like that.

Come on. And so did that obviously put you off cricket though, because you obviously haven't That was yeah, I wasn't much of a thing cricket and back down, but they were passing it off as cricket. So right, okay This is a problem with these Events they're seed in your memory out there. Yeah, exactly. You'll never forget them. I have favourite stories to tell. Yeah. Can we make a report a quarter of the week?

Because honestly, I think so. The idea of you tearing off your tear away and just carrying the hell on is so good. We'll hook you up at Chemist's Warehouse Prize Pack. Thanks to Chemist's Warehouse, home of the biggest brands at the lowest prices, all yours.

Enjoy. Oh, thank you guys. You're welcome. Wait there, we'll sort that out. Rachel, what was your sporting wardrobe malfunction? Oh, hi. Thanks guys for the great memories. Trauma that you're bringing back for all of us.

We are getting a lot of those messages, Rachel. So doing athletics for the local athletics club and running the 1500 meters, which was always the worst race for me because I was a sprinter. Right. And I was finally winning this race and I realized along the back straight of the final back straight before I came around the final corner that I had my period. But wait, it gets blue. No no.

My uniform was white short. No. Rachel no. Rachel no. So I'm afraid I didn't take one for the team and finish the race. I did a big dramatic and sorry I didn't do my acting degree like Hayley where I went oh my god I have cramp I can't finish the race I went quietly back off, sideways, backwards, the longest way around to I don't even know to tie something

around my waist I guess. Oh no and you were about to win the race too. Finally the one and only time I would have ever won it. We should definitely do a phone-er of when you got your period and you know in public because we've all got a story like this. It's a full-time job for me, I'd be ringing all the time. I know, she never arrives when you want her to. Oh Rachel, thank you for sharing that traumatic moment Rachel with us. Thank you.

I've been mad at her all day now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've, yeah, we've dredged that up haven't we? We're talking about your sporting wardrobe malfunctions. An American runner. We're just telling Georgia to look up the Reddit version because it's uncensored. Yeah, the news sites all pixelate it, but the American hurdler Chris Robinson won the 400 metre hurdles despite, despite

an incredible malfunction with his. No, I had to I had to prove that I was over the age of 18. So I see Wang. I almost thought he was in some kind of relay baton race with that thing. Have you not seen it either, Vaughn?

Jesus. Yeah. Okay, we're getting a live. He's trying to tuck it away. Yeah, he's trying to tuck it away. And he still wins. And he still wins. He still wins.

Oh, man. That's not really fair. That's not really fair. An incredible feat of athletics there. Oh, he goes into a roly poly in there. He's trying to cover his D. And then you see him just on the ground just like, I mean you have to laugh right? There are some incredible messages.

Teaching spin? What? I didn't know a titty had escaped my crop top. Oh no. Because you're leaning down, thought everyone was just really enjoying my class but it's because I had a sweaty puppy flapping around. I'm sure someone would have said something, right? Surely. Although what do you do in the middle of the class?

Excuse me, I can, I mean, I guess you could kind of- I'd pull her right down, you know how they're like, hey, we need more from you. I'm like, when we need less from you? Just don't let me away. Oh, there's some good messages. Somebody said, I wore a yellow t-shirt to Bickram Yoga. The room was full of mirrors,

and by the end of a very sweaty session, my t-shirt to Bickram Yoga. The room was full of mirrors and by the end of a very sweaty session, my t-shirt was totally see-through. Oh, yeah, very wet. Yeah. I was a Les Mills group instructor teaching body combat. Lots of kicks involved. Was in a hurry to get to class and grabbed my gym gear from the dryer,

not realising there were some undies stuck in the lining of my tights. One kick and it sent my undies into my class in front of me. Oh my god. Fresh pair of panties. Like a magic trick. It's like grabbing the bouquet, really. So good.

I was doing a soccer tournament in high school, forgot my PE shorts, had to get some from loss. Probably didn't realise until half or through the game there was a huge hole in the arse. Very embarrassing. I tipped off the toboggan at the bottom of a wet and wild slide, water slide, stood up, picked up the sled, was like, woo, shook it off, took a minute to realize

I'd popped a tit. So many tits coming out. Loads of tits coming out. I was bowling. P-A-T. I was bowling. That's what we call it in the waterpark world. What is it?

Popped a tit. We've got a P-O-T down here, lads. We've got a Pat. We've got a Pat. We've got a Postman Pat. I don't know who've got a Postman Pat. I wonder who this is. Postman Pat, yeah, that's what you call her. Yeah, Postman Pat, Postman Pat. I was bowling to an Australian batter in 94 at Eden Park.

What? Hey, legend. Okay, who is this? Who is this? Name yourself, please. Name yourself. Started to run in and felt my left cup of my bra totally explode open.

I had to stop, pretend I'd lost my rhythm, gather myself and start again. I finished the other, but kind of used my left cup of my bra totally explode open. I had to stop, pretend I'd lost my rhythm, gather myself and start again. I finished the over, but kinda used my left arm to cuddle my left hip into my chest so it wouldn't flop all over the place. I told my captain after the over my bra had exploded. She got a message to our team liaison officer to head back to the hotel and get another boulder holder.

He was an elderly man, rifling through my undie drawer trying to look for a bra. That could be Danny Morrison. 94, 95, she says. I don't know if Danny a bra. That could be Danny Morrison. 94, 95 she says. I don't know if Danny Morrison had boobs. Could be Danny Morrison. I think we've got a female boulder here. He got rid of them.

Did he get rid of them? He got rid of them. No, we've got a female boulder. You'll remember at the start of the break, we were talking about the spin teacher. Yes. And we said, why didn't someone say something? She said someone didn't, and I recently married him.

Oh, he stole the titties and he was like, how's your babes? And she was like, thank you for telling me. Yeah. The photo at the end of the rollercoaster, my friend's tits. Oh. Ha ha ha ha.

We've got a pad, we've got a pad, we've got a pad on the rollercoaster. Can someone please delete that photo ASAP? Or was it took the photo where the tits were out and flying around. It slipped out of the top. That deserves a frame. Is that text of the week?

That's text of the week. Get that out of the way thanks to Animate. It's making happy happen for pets. It's a $50 Animate voucher for your puppies. Oh my god. That was good from you. Oh my god. That was good from you. Oh my god. Like the previous caller, brought back a terrible memory. I was working at a summer camp in the US.

It was a horse camp. And the group I was teaching was learning to ride bareback, no saddles. One camper was riding my favorite horse, who was white. Oh no. Look, it's one of two things here. They period it on the horse. Got to the end of the lesson and they killed it,

it smeared blood all over the horse. And you know how hard it is to get a horse in a washing machine with some sand to get that bloodstone out. Yeah, nappy sand, get nappy sand. You gotta get that sand stick on there. You gotta soak your horse. You gotta soak the horse in a genola.

You just take it to a river, right? Or just push it in the lake. Get out there. Or dry clean it. And that kid would never forget that. Never. And will hate white horses till the end of her day. And every time they get their period,

they hear a distant neigh of a horse. I was playing netball when I was probably about 12 or 13, leapt up to catch the ball, my skirt completely came off. Apparently I had to run to the side, fromapt up to catch the ball, my skirt completely came off. Apparently I had to run from the sideline and help me put it back on. I love these.

Terrible. Terrible, terrible, terrible. Soccer tournament in high school, forgot my PE shorts, so took some from the lost property. Haley, I read this one, sweetheart. Oh, did you? Sorry, sorry, I was still reeling. She's having a spell. I was still reeling from the periods.

She's having a spell. She's having a spell. Nana's having another one of her spells. Oh,eling. She's having a spell. I was still reeling from the periods. She's having a spell. She's having a spell. Nana's having another one of her spells. Oh, God. Nana's having another one. Nana's having another one. Nana's taking a turn. Amazing.

I'm still thinking about the rollercoaster and the tits flying upward. Me too. So good. Would you rather them flying upward or like sort of pulling down? No, upwards, upwards. Yeah.

I don't want anyone to see what they're naturally doing. They're naturally pulling longer than they already are. Oh, I'm busting for a wheeze after that podcast, I'll tell you. What? It's a trouble, I see that you are allowed to listen to it while you're wheezing. There's no rules on when and where you're allowed to listen to a podcast. It just says here I'm busting for a wheeze. I read it, okay? I read it. Give us a review.