ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - June 27th 2025

Episode Date: June 26, 2025

On todays episode of Fletch, Vaughan &Hayley's Big Pod: MAFS Drama TikTok Trend - Naming babies SLP - Is chivalry dead  Poop cruise and The Bear Top 6 - Signs your dog signed up for the cannabis trial Hayley recognised in public Shannon nearly decked a guy App for spending money Calling out the bad customer habits Hayley finally got a air tag How far in advance do you book a holiday? Fact of the day Who did you butt dial FVH HR recap    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

From the ZM Podcast Network, this is Fleshborne and Hayley's Big Pod. Brought to you by Chemist Warehouse. The biggest brands at the lowest prices. ZM's Fleshborne and Hayley. You love it. Thanks Bryn, good morning. Happy Friday. Welcome to the show Fleshborne and Hayley. Three minutes past six. Like everyone, I bet all the parents are looking forward to those school holidays. Oh yeah, I bet everybody's gonna be happy.

We're gonna have a great show. It's gonna be a hot rocket show. All the Marge Simpsons here. Yeah. Help me! Can you keep your distance from me? What are you doing? What's wrong with you? I don't know.

It's not, I think it sounds worse than it is. Get out the throat. Where's your precious throat spray? I've had a few throat sprays. Have you had a lemon honey? Um, no. It just sounds like you need to warm up. I've had a few throat sprays. Have you had a lemon honey? Um, no. It just sounds like you need to warm up. I've had a lemon honey adjacent drink.

The cafe across the road does a good lemon honey ginger. But that's just, you always get it all added as syrup. Yeah, yum though. No, I've seen them make them. They make them with lemon juice honey. I used to make them when I went to the cafe. Actual ginger, actual honey, actual lemon in hot water. We'll get you one, eh?

We'll get you one. We'll get you a little lemon honey ginger, bu honey, actual lemon in hot water. We'll get you one, eh? We'll get you one. We'll get you a little lemon, honey, ginger, bubby. Yum. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Did we talk about this on air, the fact that Jackie from Mavs, who was the Kiwi representative on the Australia, the last season of Australian Mavs?

Was she the one that said she was Miss New Zealand? Yes. Right. She wasn't. Was that a yacht yacht competition or something. Yeah, some kind of local yacht. Which is adjacent, close enough. Yeah, do you know what? Miss New Zealand adjacent. Well we're very much in support of Jackie. Now we have spoken before that she was sort of cast as the season loony. You know, like that bloody unhinged. And that's why we loved her. But we love her even more because she follows us on Instagram she follows sex.life on Instagram she follows me on Instagram she follows the show on Instagram she

loves us she's really so now we're team Jax okay we're team Jax we're team Jax just like that. Juan, team Jax? sure yeah you're on so So, Team Jax, we've been embroiled. Oh no. Well, no, don't drag us into it. I don't wanna be embroiled, I'm off Team Jax. No, no, not us. I mean us as Team Jax in a court drama now because the last words that Jackie said to her

on-air husband is, "'Ryan, in a world of red flags, you are the red carpet. And his last words to her were, be gone with you, you horrible woman. Like it was so good. But since then, Ryan has taken out a restraining order against Jackie. Oh my goodness, okay.

Because it was just to stop her from incessantly talking about him online. Right. And that she was like, no, I'm not going to stop talking about you. This is what's going to make me famous. And so they've had to go into a court. And this is like never happened in maths history before that a couple post show has actually ended up in a legal battle. Yeah.

To be like, stop talking about me. What can you do to stop someone talking about you? It's a form of restraining order because you can say it's harassment. Right. But if somebody, like if they, I mean I guess it depends what they're saying about you, right? Yeah, but she's not saying anything, you know, incriminating or anything like that. Right, defamatory, nothing, yeah. Oh no, defamatory for sure. Right, well this is what the court's deciding.

Yeah, this is what the court is deciding. However, they turned up, right, and they were like, oh, here we go. Jackie turns up with a bodyguard, which I think is such a power play. That's a power play. Do you know what I mean? Like, I was like, I love your energy. It's got the Beyonce. Yep.

She turns up with a bodyguard. How ridiculous. And they go, it's so good. They go into the court, but he didn't file the papers properly, Ryan. Oh, Ryan. Ryan, this is why she couldn't stay with him. He's useless. A wake on the admin. I know, it's ongoing, but they're just, they're, yeah, the court adjourned basically because

he hadn't done his, you know, dotted his eyes. Wait, did he not have a lawyer? Did he not have a lawyer? Yeah. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, dotted his eyes. Did he not have a lawyer? Did he not have a lawyer? Yeah. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So the lawyer stuffed it up.

Yeah, but it was something that Ryan had done wrong on it. I don't, I'm not a lawyer, I'm a doctor, that's what I know. Right. Of course, sorry, of course you are. Yeah, you are. Well, this is great drama. Or I guess she's only following you

on the off chance you say something she doesn't like. Do you think she's listening now? And then she sues you. On I Heart Radio over in Australia. Could be. Well good morning Jackie. I told you we're Jacks. We're team Jacks. She even shared a clip on her social media of my stand-up. Really? Okay wow. So you're team Jacks. I'm team Jacks. Okay and you're loving the extra drama. I'm loving the extra drama. Do you know who's mean? So you're team Jax. I'm team Jax! Okay, and you're loving the extra drama. I'm loving the extra drama. Do you know who's going to be loving it? The TV network.

Oh, absolutely. Because now we're all like, man, this show's... Give her a spin-off. I'm going to say, is it going to be a spin-off? Give her a spin-off. Because remember, and boys, of course you remember because you keep up with the drama and we're team Jax, she's with one of the other contestants now. Of course.

Clinton. Clinton. Clinton. Clinton? Clinton. Clinton. Clinton. Clinton. Clinton. Clinton. Clinton.

Clinton. Clinton. Clinton. Clinton. Clinton. Clinton. Clinton. Clinton.

Clinton. Clinton. Clinton. Clinton. Clinton. Clinton. Clinton. Clinton. Clinton. Clinton. Yeah. Clinton is what his mum calls him for sure. Well maybe Clinton and Jacks are listening now.

His last name is Rice and he has two dogs. He does have two dogs, Samoyeds. I found them. You found them? It's not hard to. I think they want to be found. I found them. Now just don't forget though, we're Team Jacks.

Okay. Team Jacks. 11 past six, next on the show there's a new trend. If you're needing a baby name, if you need to name a tiny human, play ZM's Fletch, Bourne and Haley. It's a TikTok trend and I don't know if people are actually using this to name their baby. It's more of a question. If you had to name your baby after the place you met your partner, what would that baby be called?

Drama school Sproul. Drama school? Drama school. Toy for Cardi Sproul. Actually, toy. Well how many would be called just Tinder? Yeah, lots of Tinders. Kinda doesn't work now does it? Also like the name of some terrible bar, you know? Outback. Establishment. Yeah, yeah. You could call them Obie. Obie Smith. Obie. And then you're also getting a Star Wars nod with Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Yeah, or you've got to make them middle name one, obviously. Yeah, totally. Obi-Wan Smith. Fletch, where did you meet, I mean you haven't been with anyone for a while, where did you meet Margaret? Swingers Club. Swingers. Swingers Club.

Swingers Fletcher. Get out of here. Yeah. CCK. CCK Fletcher. Absolutely wild. Wow. No. No, I feel like everyone's, you can't, oh Bumble, Bumble's actually quite a cute name.

Bumble? Bumble Sproul? Hello to you. That's a bad nickname. Shannon, where did you meet the magician? Was it at Westfields? Westfields. Shut your mouth.

Kids party? No. No? Technically a Tinder, but mutual friends. So I could go with a little MF. Little baby MF. Yeah, yeah. What do you think of what?

A little Jim? The name of your Jim? Les Mills is a name. I think my favourite comment on the TikTok is someone's little baby church. Isn't that cute? They met at church.

Yeah, how wholesome. Sorry. Very wholesome. Really wholesome. Yeah, it's not really a trend that I think is gonna take off, is it? Church feels like something that Kanye West would name his next kid.

Yeah, Church West. Yeah, is he still doing his church? I don't know, I've kind of been ignoring all Kanye news. I've been ignoring all of Kanye's messages and texts and calls. I'm just like, Kanye, I'm not dealing, silly that the silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole. Today's silly little pole, asking the big question, is chivalry dead?

Now, I think it very much is based on me changing that tire the other day and the amount of men that kept walking past and I'm just sort of putting their heads down, you know what I mean? I was on my hands and knees covered in mud. But you wanted to do it yourself. I did. Would you have let a man help you if he had offered? No. But you did struggle for it, you didn't know.

I just thought it was more an interesting observation that the offer was there. This is the problem with chivalry in the modern society. Yeah. She doesn't want, but she wants to be offered it. And they sort of know that, right? They're kind of like, oh, I don't want to belittle her. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If a hot tradie walked by and was like, do you need a hand? I'd be like, hell. I'm tired to these train tracks. But if he was a minger, you'd be like, hell. You need a hand, love. Hell. Hell. I'm tired to these train tracks. But if it was a minger, you'd be like, I'm actually okay. Leave me alone.

Hey, thanks. You chauvinist. Yeah. There's a no-win here. I think it's just better just to stay out of it, to be honest. Stay right out of it. I would, I'd just be like, you know.

Yeah. At least somebody asked. And I'd be like, absolutely. Excuse me, do you know how to change a tire? Yeah, totally. I clearly had it down. I've been offering help a little bit more lately. Mostly to older ladies. They had a supermarket and they were like,

I'll give you a hand to chuck those groceries. And then I pick up the groceries and I run away back to my car. And I'm like, haha, stole your groceries. Haha, got your food. You're also trying to get in these old birds wills. Yeah, so they leave you some money. Dude, I need money. Yeah, bro. We asked them, so little poll who's chivalry dead and 57% of

people said yes and 43% of people said chivalry is not dead. Okay because we also recently asked if you'd give up your seat on the bus. Again a chivalrous act. Yeah a chivalrous act yeah. T said I've got a date tonight so I guess we'll see. Oh good luck what are you gonna wear? Oh my god, cute. Where are you going? This was last night, so we could almost do a follow-up. We could ask T. Oh, can we message T and see how the date went?

Thanks, Shannon. Shannon on that. What would you do opening a door, if you go into a restaurant and you open a door, but it's automatic doors, would you let them walk in first? Oh, I don't know. Yeah, you'd sort of step to the side, but then you might get slammed by the door closer.

What do you mean? On this date, if it's an automatic door, here's what you do, is when the automatic door opens, you put your arm on the door as a sort of like, I'm just gonna stop that in case it decides to come back. Like when men like stop the lift and you're like, oh. Yeah, see? See?

I know this works. And you put your veiny arm up on the... Cause I've done this at work, at the lift, with people like, no I'm not on a date with them, I'm simply catching the same lift and I put my arm on the lift and you can see the woman be like... As they step into the lift.

Trust me dudes, that works. Really? You're not even doing anything. Confirmed. But also if the door does start to shut, you've gotta be ready for the door to start to shut because if it starts to shut, don't be like, ow! Ow, ow, bitch!

Ow, don't hit me! Or it's one of those elevators where the sensor's only in a tiny part of the door and you haven't hit the sensor and it just starts to close on you and you're like, ah! I'll double down and say arm on the door and stomp your foot into the corner. Yeah, that's hot. Hot playing.

Yeah, it's a hot play. Gosh, I hope not, says Sophie. I still see it around every now and then. I think the feminists. The feminists. It was a feminist. The theminists. The theminists.

You're not the first person to say that hon. Aren't I? No. No. No. Well, that look on your face, have I just said something? I have nailed this.

A woke teller. Oh my god, I'm such an ally. Yeah. Gosh, I hope not. I still see it around every now and then. I think the feminists have scared them off though. Yeah. And that's from Sophie, who's a woman.

Just to clarify. Well actually, that's presumptuous of me to assume that that is her preferred gender title. Next one Vaughn. Carly says, y'all don't even know how awful it is out on these streets. Y'all don't even know how awful it is. Y'all don't even know how bad it is. Tessa said it's dead but as females we killed it. True. Well, I don't know. Men are also dogs sometimes.

Yeah men are also dogs. You know what I mean? I'm not absorbing full responsibility for killing chivalry. There are a-holes. God forbid a woman takes any blame. I'm not. Samantha says, I don't think so. I see it everywhere I go and even in the gym.

My guy is super genuine with all the stuff. Opens doors, gives me his coat, shares his food when we're out for dinner, walks on the roadside of the footpath etc etc But he wants to have sex with you. So I do that, huh? Hey, is it her guy? Yeah. I've imagined this with like strangers and people in public like holding doors

yeah that's how I imagined it. Yeah me too, rather than just being a partner. That's a guy that wants to get laid tonight you know? Yeah your boyfriend wants to get some sex tonight. Accidentally broke my partner's door handle in his ute so he has to open the door for me eight months since and he still hasn't fixed it. Break those door handles, ladies.

Well, so it's like having a personal drive-up. I love that. Yeah, I love that. You mean he has to jimmy it from the outside or do you think he has to do that reach across thing where he unlocks the door and push it open for you? I mean mean you're certainly not getting a warrant when that comes to time to get away I don't think so. Katie said yes, but chivalry is overrated and outdated Okay, my husband in 32 years still opens the door for me to go first. Even when we are you says Michelle

My partner again he wants to Michelle's always right. Probably. He knows it. Probably, after this long. Dana said, my partner always pulls me to the other side of him when we're walking down a footpath and says it's to protect me from the wagon wheels. Which of course is why.

That's the man always walks on the roadside. Wow, the wagon wheels, that's so cute. And Jess said, chivalry's not dead, it's just turned into a lesbian. Yep. Okay. The lesbians knowing the chivalry still. Yeah man. They're all about that chivalry. You get it girls. If a woman... Interesting, I've never had a lesbian open a door for me and say come on through after you. What does she want with you? Yeah. Man. What does she want with me? If a short haired boyish lesbian stopped a lift with her arm, I'm a puddle on the floor. I'm a goner.

Imagine Chloe Swarbrick comes into the building, she's like, are you getting in? I'll be like, yeah. Getting in and getting off. And Silly Little Pole today, grow up. She's a member of parliament. And I respect her. Yeah, very much so.

And Silly Little Pole today, we asked the chivalry dead, and 57% of you think it is. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Haley. Reviews around the beer season four. Uh, season four? Do you know what? Other shows follow suit. We never have to wait long for the beer.

Do you know what I mean? I feel like it's pretty easy to film, though. Well, yeah, it just doesn't have... You reckon? In terms of, like... Well, yeah, it just doesn't have... You reckon? In terms of like... Huge effects or anything. And it's like mostly one location?

Kind of, a house, a restaurant, a street. Yeah, but I'm just always like, it always comes around so quick. Severance, Squid Game, take your time. But yesterday, it all dropped, the whole thing. And they didn't make us wait for any of it. Reviews are in, amazing. I haven't watched any of it yet.

That's tonight. I've got a night in on my own. I'm gonna watch the whole entire thing. But the reviews are in, The Guardian gave it four out of five stars. Saying it's become the show it was always destined to be. Less of the screaming, yes, chef rages in the kitchen. More of a soft, tender, and beautiful moment. Oh, okay. So there's 10 episodes? 10 Eps. Wow okay that's good I was expecting it might have been an

eight or a six given that pretty much everybody on that show is busy doing other things now. Well it sounds like it's a quick turnaround so that's good. Also something that Shannon has watched a documentary that a lot of people are talking about. Yeah, Poop Cruise. It's just released on Netflix. Wait, it's not called Poop Cruise. It is called Poop Cruise. It's part of their train wreck doco series. Well, powder is not set. Everything's out.

It was immediately crisis mode. The toilets weren't working. Well, we can do a number one in the shower and then... I'm telling you, it got bad fast. I would never expect having to poop in a red bag. Oh, no. Suddenly, everyone's out for themselves. You could hear the panic. We were starting to smell urine.

Oh, my God. It was terrifying. Oh, my God. I'm watching this before I watch the beer. So you've got to. So in 2013 on a Carnival cruise, a fire broke out in the engine room and cleared out all of the power for the ship. And obviously at first everyone's like, oh no, the lights. And then they're like, oh no, the toilets. So it was, so the boat was stranded?

The boat was stranded in between Mexico and America. And while they were stranded, they kind of drifted between the two countries and it took multiple days to get tugboated back to shore. So they had to pee in the shower and they got handed red bags to do. To turn in. Yeah. Move, cruise.

The people, the cruise directors in it. It's one of those dockos that everyone who was involved is in it. Oh, fantastic. What went wrong and like it really became like Lord of the Flies. I don't know anything about Lord of the Flies, but it felt like that's what it was. What stranded on an island. Yeah like they...

What do you think happened? I love that you said it went very Lord of the Flies. I know nothing about Lord of the Flies. You're right with your reference. Everyone just says that whenever like humans turn into this weird society, they were hanging up sheets. That's exactly it. You don't even need to read or see Lord of the Flies. I thought you should if you're referencing it. Nah, nah, you're all good.

It was crazy. I did cry though. I don't think anyone else will cry watching it. Why did you cry if you don't mind me asking? I just started thinking about my partner and if he was... What is he, poop in a red bag? I know your apartment's not great, but I'm glad. It's got a toilet, doesn't it? I've got a toilet. I've got fuel. I was just thinking about my partner

who works on cruise ships. If he was stuck on this and I had no way to contact him and I was seeing the footage that people were on the news, because helicopters were flying over and at one point, people laid out on the deck in this shape of the word help. Like, it was crazy. Oh my God, the word help. Oh my god that's sad. That is so sad. I just started to think about if someone I love...

Oh she's upset again. We've upset her again. If someone I love had to shoot in a red bag. Do you know, I love this. And do you know what? It's an hour. Like delicious. 55 minutes.

Oh perfect. Stunning. And also just to circle back to what you said before, Squid Game releases tonight, the final season ever comes out at about 9pm. Does it? Okay. And that's it, they're ending it.

That's it. That's good that they're not milking it for the next 10 years. Yeah, we're done, we're done. We'll see about spin-offs. Yeah, how did Carnival let the stonko happen if everyone's talking about it? Were people not on like,

that worked there on NDAs and stuff No, I think cuz like it was all over the news They were there was some court cases that came out of it One of the maritime lawyers is also in the doco and explains this but basically in carnival's contract at the time They never promised you a safe environment that has a toilet Changed all of their contracts now and they they say we will feed you and all that. But when people, there was no food or anything as well when they were stranded out there. Carnival was technically like, we don't have to give you a toilet or feed you.

Technically! That's like a scene out of Succession. Succession cruises where they're like, ah, we've got a loophole there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But a loophole there. Yeah. But yeah, that's all changed now. But it was only 10 years ago. Like, kind of crazy. Lord of the Flies.

The weather's a bit... Lord of the Flies indeed. What do you think happens on Lord of the Flies? Give us the plot of Lord of the Flies. Give us the plot. There's a pig, right? You're thinking of Animal Farm. Yeah, Animal Farm.

I think it was dystopian and people... And what does that mean? And that... Keep going. Okay. Lord of the Flies. There was a big fire. Yeah.

And... I mean, they might have had a fire. I think they had a fire. What do you mean? They lit a fire and it got out of control or a fire caused the problem? Okay. It's something about like a power dynamic and like society went weird. Like the Stanford prison experiment.

No, no, no. They turn on each other. What books did you read in school? Hunger Games. Hunger Games? Yeah. Wow. I sort of wanted to keep going.

There wasn't a pig. Piggy was the name of one of the characters. Yes, yeah, yeah. And it was the fire, the plane crash that saw a group of boys stranded on an island. Is that in your mind what the fire was? And then there's like, they turn into a little mini society. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Go on Cliff Notes. Is Cliff Notes still a thing? Yeah. Or Spark Notes or something, and it'll just tell you the plot. And then next time you say it's very Lord of the Flies,

you have to be like, you know, like how piggy... But you are right, like the structure changes as a power dynamic so it gets wildly out of control. No, no, her reference was right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You just had no backing. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley.

From your local community Facebook page this is the top six. Today's top six is the top six signs your dog signed up for the cannabis trial in a world first clinical trial to recruit pets for cannabinoid pain relief. I mean it just makes sense doesn't it? It totally does right? Well I got the top six signs your dog signed up for it. Number six on the list, he's a Chihuahua, but he's eating like a golden retriever. Oh my gosh. He got a munchies.

Cause will they get the munchies? He's got a munchies. Dogs always have munchies to be afraid of dogs. Yeah, 24 seven munchies. Golden retrievers are just like, golden retrievers are the stoners of dogs cause they're always just happy to see you and they always look like they've got a smile on their face.

Number five on the list of the top six signs your dog signed up for the cannabis trial. She keeps sniffing the electrical sockets and saying, this dog's got the cleanest ass, I can't smell anything. A little bit confused, a little bit high. At the right height. It's not releasing any fumes. Yes, I can't tell what this dog's mood is whatsoever. Number four on the list of the top six signs your dog signed up for the cannabis trial. It's not releasing any fumes. Yes, I can't tell what this dog's mood is whatsoever.

Number four on the list of the top six signs your dog signed up for the cannabis trial. Are they talking to the cat about the different strains of catnip the cat's had before? And you know, there's different strains for different sorts of highs. Yeah, what kind of high are you looking for? Yeah, because we can get you some different sort of catnip.

Number three on the list of the top six signs your dog signed up for the cannabis trial. Your dog starts telling you about how fluoride in the water is a government mind control experiment man They say it's for the teeth it's not for the teeth it's for the mind control number two On the list of the top six signs your dog signed up for the cannabis trial Are you trying to find a movie to watch and he keeps suggesting scary movie, too? Which could be the ultimate. Yeah, Stone and Movy.

I love that. Or a Harold and Coomer. Or an American Pie. Two? Or original? Bandcamp, yeah. And number one on the list of the top six stones your dog's signed up for the cannabis trial.

He keeps taking the big plastic bottles out of the recycling bin. And you say, what do you keep taking those for? And he's like, projects. Do we have any garden hose and old bike? Oh, no. Just for projects. Just for projects. That's today's top six. Why didn't you say Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley?

I don't always have to say that. It's weird, no. This might be the first time anyone's ever listened to the show and theyley. I don't always have to say that. It's weird, no, this might be the first time anyone's ever listened to the show and they don't know who they're listening to. We've now got to go around and introduce ourselves. Okay, Ron, Sally and Harry. No!

Ron, Sally and Harry. You, Ron, Sally and Harry, we almost had the Harry Potter trio. Yeah. And you, Ron, Harry and Hermione. No, she's not here. She's away. Hermione's away. My name is Hayley Sproul. I'm 35 years old.

35? Sorry, I thought late 20s max. Thank you. I'm going to need to see some idea if you guys want to drink booze by the way. Thank you. Oh my god, I love this. Stop. My mum's name's Patsy. Ko Patsy taku mama. Ko Kere taku papa. Carry on.

I was born in Rangiora, but I grew up in Wellington where I moved to Auckland when I was 28. That's a big step. By the way, she's admitted she was born in Rangiora. I know that is... She's a Rangiora denier. We're making progress because you are a Rangiora denier. A rangi ora denier, yeah. My soul was born in Wellington.

She's an RD. She's an RD. A rangi ora denier. She's an RD. Okay, Fletch Fawn and Hayley. Yesterday I went shopping. Do you know what, I went to Dress Mart, you know, the like outlet mall in Ornihanga in Auckland.

Jesus. No, I think it's stepped up its game since all Manawa Bay came out. Oh, you think now that Manawa Bay's like, we do outlet too, Save Mart's like, Save Mart, Dress Mart. Don't you dare forget the OG. And I didn't know, I love an outlet. I love when some competition comes in

and they have to step in. Step it up. And you see a business like, be like, oh, okay, we're gonna do better. They had the cage rattled. That's right. Do they have clothes that weren't green and brown and XXXL? Giving outlet.

Giving outlet. Lot of size four clothes. Lot of size sixes there. Not much for old bloody 12 to 14 sprout. There's never a 32 hand in an outlet store. There's never, there's never. And there's nothing that doesn't have a print or some kind of wacky.

Now I did actually quite well because I went there because I'm off to Europe next week. God, it must be nice, this one, eh? Where are you going next week? I'm going to Europe. Europe. I just didn't say it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But at the outlet, they've got all the summer stuff, right? Whereas in like, you know, you can't, yeah. So I was like, I just need to go get some little shorts and skirts and stuff, cause it's gonna be hot. Wait, but what were you wearing this summer? Just gone. I'm skinnier. Oh wow, okay.

Also it's winter and I'm wearing a tiny little mini linen skirt now. I don't have a winter wardrobe. I just wanted some new clothes. And then I went- There it is. Yeah, shut up. Anyway, whatever. Screw you. And then I went into the mall

and then I left that place, done quite well. And went into the mall and I came out and I saw the bend on. Okay. You know? And I, in the window was a very sexy set. Three, a three-piece, I was like, okay. And I just saw it.

How many pieces? Three. They've got that little belt. One, two, I was like, okay. And I just saw it. How many pieces? Three. They've got their little bout. One, two, oh the bit that connects. Yeah, yeah, yeah, the little sexy guardabout. The guardabout. The little guardabout thing. If we could take a moment to speak to the guardabout. What's sexier, a guardabout or a man stopping

an elevator with his arm? Both. Equal parts for different people. What about a man with a guardabout stopping the elevator with the... No. Well, for some people. For different people. What about a man with a guard about stopping the elevator with the... No! Well for some people. For some people. Positive times positive always equals positive. In this case it is negative. Yeah. Alright. So I see the set and I was like, man, you know, I've been rocking

around in my comfy bras and undies for a long time and I was feeling myself, you know, these days, and I thought, I'll pop in. Okay. I was gonna pop in. I find the seat on the rack and find my sizes and the lovely lady comes over. I believe her name was Patricia. I believe her name was Patricia. I believe her name was Patricia. I believe her name tag said Patricia. And Patricia comes over and she's like,

I don't know, can I help you with your sizes? Give her a nickname. Trish. Or Pat. Pat. No, Pat. Patrice. Patrice. No, like a little bit younger than that. Trish. Trish. Trisha. Trisha. Patty. Patty. Patty. Patty. None of these are working for me. Patricia. I think she's just Patricia. We just call her full name. PT? PT. PT. ST though. Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, okay, we'll work on Patty's nickname. I like Patty. So Patty comes over to me and she's asking for my help with sizes and everything. She kind of gets it all together and she's

like, oh wow, this very sexy set. I had a name, it was like, it was called something. It was like the post divorce set. And I was like, all right, get it sexy set. I had an, it was like, it was called something. It was like the post divorce set. And I was like, all right, get it on there. Wow. So I, Wow. So I grabbed the set and I go into the changing rooms and they always say,

they always say, do you want me to loosen up the straps for you? Cause you know lingerie is always on those tiny little hangers and it's all, they've got it all on the tightest things. You could don't know, of course you don't. We don't buy it. No you don't. No,'t we've we don't buy it he said that too quick or try it on did you hear how quick he said oh show me your panties right now

I simply won't show you my woman's panties take off your jeans that's sexual harassment in the workplace the fact that I am wearing just prove that you're wearing men's undies, come on, do it. I am wearing a very lacy pair of boycott undies. They were maybe intended for females originally, but I find them comfortable. You just saw the word boy. And I originally thought they were boys undies and I bought them and they were comfortable.

Right, okay, well we're not judging. They made my junk look massive. They made my junk look massive and it needs all the help it can get. They would. And then, so I go into it and I put on this thing and I'm working out the set. Tell you what, set looks great.

Set looks great. Yep. And put Patty, old Trish, comes back and is like, how we going? And I was like, oh yeah. And you know, they always want to have a little look just to make sure that it sort of fits right. And I was like, ah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, it's like, it looks really hot. Like this looks really good. I really like this, da da da da da. And then she was like, where are you from? I was like, Auckland. Rangiora. Okay, well I didn't say that, I said Auckland. As in, I'm from here. Because I thought she was going like, a hint of an accent. And you know, sometimes my original accent does, oh no. What was that? Oh no! You're from South Africa, that's out of Asia. That's out of Asia. We've got our cancelled. Cancelled. I'm so sorry.

She probably thought you were one of those posh South Africans. That's what I thought. I thought maybe she was picking up on my original. There it is. Thank God. I went to Mumbai for a little bit. Anyway, so I was like, that's why I was just like, Auckland? And then she was like, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, like,

I recognise you from. And that's when she was like, oh, you're highly no, no, no, no, no, no, no, like, where do I recognise you from? And that's when she was like, oh, you're Hailey from the radio. And there I am in this like sexy set. Post divorce, three set. The bend on triple post divorce set. And I was like, oh God, oh God, oh God. Anyway, I bought her. It's hot. Oh, fantastic.

Well done, well done for you. Yeah, good work. Does it come in sort of my size? Like, I'm just thinking, I've got these undies on, I might as well go the garter. You might as these undies on, I might as well go the card. You might as well go full set. Full set, why not? Why not?

16 past 7, next on the show producers. Do you guys want to see a photo of me in the set? Absolutely not, yuck, no offence. It's harassment enough, you've already asked to see my underwear today, now you want me to look at your underwear? No, your underwear, I asked to see your panties. Yeah, if you could get that right for HR, please. Yeah, I would. Write that down. Next on the show, producer...

And put Indian accent. Come on, just take me down. Panties, Indian accent, South African accent. Yeah, why not? You'll get away with that. Yeah, because I'm the white South African. Yeah, right. OK.

Do your Nelson Mandela. That's good. I really want to. Play ZM's Flashleshborne and Haley. Well I asked producer Shannon when I came in this morning early how she was because she's been a little bit sicky. Vaughn as well. Yeah yeah I think everybody's sick. Everybody that I've talked to has been. Sniffles and sneezes. Yeah I'm not nearly as bad. I know some people have had like the flu, the flu. Oh, no, no, no, no.

Don't make us sick. Yeah, don't you dare. Right before holidays. I'll be so mad. But I asked you how you were and you were like, yeah, yeah, I'm actually feeling, you're feeling a little bit better. A little bit better.

A little bit better. But then you're like, weird morning. And I'm like, how is it already a weird morning at five to five? Yeah, my heart was still racing at that point. You know, when you've like just had, like the adrenaline was going through me and I was just feeling a bit intense.

So I walk to work in the morning and it's dark obviously, so I leave home at about 4.30. And as I was walking, it was pissing down with rain hair. Please watch your language. Oh my God. Persisting. Persisting down. Write that down for HR.

Can you write that down? Shannon said pissing. Shannon said pissing. And I'll for eight chars, ladies. Shannon said pissing. And I'll say it again. And so did you guys just then. No, but in reference to Shannon. You know what can't piss off? Yeah. It was per-sir-ating with rain this morning.

It was what? Persisting. Persisting. Isn't that what you told me to say? No, persisting. Per-sir-ating. Per-fer-ating. It was per-fer-ating the clouds, I guess. Well, I guess rain is per-fer-ated water. Yeah? Okay, we'll go with per-fer-ating. Dude was perforating the clouds I guess. Well I guess rain is perforated water.

Yeah? Okay. We'll go with perforating. Dude that was going deep. Far out. Hang on can we just... Whoa. Whoa.

Rain is just perforating water. It was perforating rain this morning. Yeah great. And as I was walking I was just trying to get to work. Did you have a brolly? No. No. Do you have a brolly? No, no. Do you have a jacket?

No. I mean it was literally. Are you just raw dogging a walk to work? Guys she's a cold child. And she's sick as well. And you're sick? Wait do you own an umbrella? At some point I did.

Do you own a raincoat? No. I've got a raincoat I don't use I'm gonna give it to you. Please this bugs me every morning I text her it's pissing me out. I've got an emergency umbrella in my bag. I text her, it's pissing me out. I just go. I've got an emergency umbrella in my bag. I text her. I'm opening my raincoat.

I say, you want to pick up? I drive right past your house. She's like, nah, I'm fine. I'm like, it's boring. It's 400 meters. How wet can a girl get? Pretty wet. I reckon really wet.

You can get wet in like 10 seconds in their rain. The faster you walk, the wetter you get. Yeah. You know, so I was... Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on, let's just stop with that. Take a moment. The faster you walk, the wetter you get. Yeah, drive safe so I The faster you walk the way do you get yeah drive safe Okay, so you get where so I'm getting where I'm walking I'm trying to get to work quickly because I'm getting wet

I'm actually just gonna put that down in the HR list Perforated we're not that way. Yeah, okay. Yeah said I'm gay. Stop that! Perforated wet, not that wet. Yep, okay. So as I'm going, I'm going as fast as I can and I'm focused and then I hear the loudest do-do-do-do-do-do up behind me and this man goes, hi! And I scream, like I let it out. I was like, ha! My goodness.

And I instinctually, because I... Don't sneak up on women! I walk with my keys as a claw. Yes you do. And I got ready to deck him. I genuinely poised my hand with keys and claw, ready to assault this man. Throat.

Throat in the throat, yeah. Ready to stab him in the jugular. Because he ran up behind me at 4.30 in the morning in the dark. No dudes! And what did this guy want? He goes, would you like my umbrella? Aww. Chivalry.

Gentleman. That chivalry. Are we talking about chivalry? It's not dead. I said to him, I nearly punched you. Like I just told him. Yeah. He needs to know that you can't be running up behind women in the dark.

He should have yelled from a distance. Or that would have been bad too. Gentle approach, excuse me. Excuse me, excuse me. Yeah, but even then. I don't know, but it just... You wouldn't trust a man in the darkness at 4.30. No.

And I mean, listen, thank you, man. But then I was so thrown off and I told him I was going to punch him. I said, no, I don't need your umbrella, it's fine. And then we just proceeded to walk next to each other. Oh no. Oh God. It's fine. And then we just proceeded to walk next to each other. Oh no. Oh, that's awkward. Like this happened like halfway through my walk.

So we walked for 200 more meters together. Does he work in our building? Where did he go? No, no, he went the other way at the end. It's not legs. Oh. Wait, whose legs? Okay, we screamed at a man this morning. I stayed at Fletcher's again last night

because they had late night gigs. And you two are hooking up. Spare room. And we're hooking up. Yeah. We thought that the hits producer who saw us pulling in this morning would be like, there they are again.

There's the room again. So yesterday morning when we pulled up, there was a guy walking down the street and we were like, oh, just have a little looky poo. And we were like, the legs. That's what his nickname is now, legs. Legs. Because he's got great legs.pooh. And we were like, the legs. That's what his nickname is now, legs. Legs. He's got great legs.

Great legs. And we were having a look, really. And Hailey wanted to- Has he gone away to the gym at that time in the morning? Yeah, he was. Hailey wanted to beep at him. Yeah, I wanted to honk at him, but I thought I'll give him a fright,

like this gentleman did running up behind you in the dark. Did he have an umbrella? No umbrella. But then this morning, we pull in, turn into where the car park is, and we're like, is that Legs? So I wound down the window and I started yelling, Legs! Did he look?

We were too far away at that point. I think he parks here every day and goes to the gym. Oh, so she knows about Legs? I feel like I've nearly accidentally hit him a couple of times. Wait, so Legs is in the building? No, Legs goes to the gym on the road. Oh, he parks on this outside road car park. And it goes to the gym over the road. He parks on this outside road park. And he goes to the gym to work on them, them legs.

How's about Cowan, proving it legs? I'm actually gonna put that on the HR list. I'm actually gonna put you two on the HR list for the legs. I was, no, I was just along for the ride, Hayley was driving, she was the bird. Yeah, you could put me down for legs. No, I think I nearly hit him the other day because sometimes there's a big truck.

Nearly murdered legs. Okay, put her down for dangerous driving as well. She put potential marriage slaughter for me. We've got a lot to discuss with HR today, don't we? Might do a wrap up at the end of the show actually. Okay. Play ZM's Fletch, Bourne and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletch, Bourne and Hayley.

Funny, Fletch is funny. Now, we want to talk about this app that is called Bye Bye, as in B-U-Y-B-Y-E. Yeah. And this is a perfect app. They're perfect if they called it Bye Bye Bye, and it was a B-I, and it was just for bisexuals. Anyway, they've missed that. Right. They've missed that.

But this is an app that you would use if you were out of control with shopping and spending money. And you need to be kept in check. Not even if you were out of control with shopping and spending money. And you need to be kept in check. Not even if you were out of control. It's just, yeah. It puts it into perspective. Yeah, if you need to rein in the spending for any reason.

Now, producer Cowan, you found this app, Bye Bye. Yeah, I think it honestly might have been from their own TikTok account, but I saw it on TikTok and some girls using it in real life, going out to a shop and they're like, walking around Kmart and they're like, I love that candle, wait, how much does it cost and how much does that cost

in time I've spent at work? So how long do I have to work to afford this candle? So you put in how much you earn for your salary or weekly wages and then you walk around and any time you wanna buy something, you put it in. And it'll tell you how long you've got to work to pay for it.

So you've downloaded the app, you have to pay for it after, you get a free trial right? Yeah, three days free and then $39.99 for the year. And then after three days you have to put how much the app costs into the app. It doesn't matter how many hours you have to work to have the app. It's really focused on saving so it also asks you some saving goals and stuff at the start as well. So like if you were really wanting to save for a holiday, $40 maybe isn't that much in the green scheme of things. So you've put in the average salary in New Zealand.

Which is 65K, apparently. Now we can just put things into it. So what about rent? You could put your rent in. That would be depressing to know how much you have to work just to pay your rent or your mortgage. Don't be boring. I'm going on the Karen Walker website. Okay, yeah. Let's do something like that. Okay.

So, oh, I have been looking at theses. Yep. And they are $190. Okay, so $190. $190! I actually thought that was quite cheap. Shut up with your free work boots from the mines. Boom! By the way, Thomas, if you're listening, I am ready for my next pair of mine boots.

No! Because he wears them every day. No, you need to buy some proper Tim Lansel, some proper boots. Buy shoes, bro. I know I only have that sort of money. Okay so I feel like most of us girlies would be like $190 for a pair of 80 day sneakers is like relatively normal. If you're earning 65k a year, yeah six hours and five minutes. That's a day pre-tax, is that toilet time as well, vape breaks?

Yeah, you're including those. That's a lot. It's also saying, I just noticed this, if you invested it instead, I would earn $7,800. In your lifetime? I don't know what that's about. Is this a New Zealand app, and is it accounting for your tax?

I don't think it's a New Zealand app. So it's not accounting for how much tax you're paying on that $65,000. Surely that would be a setting. So you're putting your salary net. Surely, yeah, you're putting maybe your net after tax. Yeah. Yeah.

But $15,000 is an average net. It's what you get. In the settings it has your yearly salary and then also investment return rate, don't know what that means, and retirement age, which is 65. Right, okay. And then so also the app,

if you wanna to say you were going to buy these shoes for $190 and in the app you decided not to it would then tell you you've saved that money. Yeah so Shannon and I have been playing with it off-air and so I've clicked don't buy for a couple of things and now it's telling me I've saved $350 and the time that I've saved is a day and two hours. Wow. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's just allowing you to girl math spending that $350. On something else.

But I didn't spend it at the time. Yeah, yeah. This is so stupid. You hadn't spent it. I'm seeing the word save. No, that's not spending is saving. Is it? Okay.

Yeah. Well, it kind of is. It kind of is. Yeah. Well, it kind of is. It kind of is. Yeah. Look, if you're earning 65k and you pay $250 for rent, that's a day of work. Eww. Eww.

Yeah, eww. It's eww. Yeah, like the thought of all the hard work you do in a day and that's just to live. Eww. Eww. I will say, it has had nothing but one star reviews on the App Store, but it's mostly because people are like, they're making us buy it to save.

They're making us spend to save. Everyone was like, it's ridiculous. I was saving money and then it made me pay money. If you earn $65,000 a year in New Zealand and you're opted into a 4% KiwiSaver, your take home pay is $50,000. So you would put probably, you'd probably put $50,000 in there. You'd put $50,000 in the app. That's the money you've got to play with.

But see, I reckon this app would be good for the free trial for three days because it would just be enough to show you. Okay, so I've put in $50,000. You reflect back to your spending. I've put in $50,000 and then I'm going to purchase'm gonna purchase price $40 to have this app, an hour and 40 minutes. To have that app. But that's for a year. Put the shoes in.

How much are those shoes again? $190. Well I've sort of moved on to jewellery on the Karen Walker website. Seven hours and 54 minutes. But how cute are those shoes though? Exactly. This necklace I'm into is only $829. Seven hours and 54 minutes. That's the day. But how cute are those shoes though? Exactly. How cute are those? You're gonna wear them longer than seven hours. It's only 829.

Now, if we could just. 829. What is? This necklace. What necklace is it? It's so cute. It's like safety pins. You don't need a necklace.

How many lesses can your neck have? I'll literally make you that necklace. Dude. No, it's like. With safety pins. No, crazy. That's preying on old emos. And that's me.

I know, because you just sort of made your own in 2007 of that. How long is that going to take? Okay, so if you've got 50k, that's four days and two hours. So you're doing nearly a... But, girl math, you'll wear it for more than four days won't you? Do you know what I mean? Yeah, but then she's going to leave it on a hotel... Guys, is this the return of girl math?

Girl math! Girl math! She's going to leave that on a hotel side table and be down $800. I'll own it for seven months. And four days worth. Yeah, 100%. Play. ZM. Fletch, Vaughan and Hailey.

Now, Barista has gone viral for calling out coffee drinkers that come into their store and they're calling them entitled. Why? Because of the habits that they have to deal with. Like the, I'll just have a coffee, thanks. Yeah. Oh, like am I a mind reader?

What coffee do you want? I'll just have a coffee, thanks. Oh, yeah. That's my usual. Like she's like, you know, a guy comes in, I'll have a black coffee. So they make, you know, a long black, that could be an Americano.

And they wanted- Could be a short black, could be an espresso, could be long black. Yeah, they wanted an espresso. Yeah. Oh. So they're just like, this is happening all the time. Even apparently customers will come up straight in and just say,

um, oh, medium cappuccino. They don't even say hello. Can I have a, or hello. Hi, can I please get a. Yeah. That's all you gotta say. Hi, can I please get a. There's no acknowledgement of, you know, the person that they're talking to.

Like that way. Yeah, my mum does something that I know drives baristas crazy. Ask for it super hot. Bingo. Yeah. Single shot. It's burnt. What does she say?

Single shot something latte. Extra hot. Extra hot. And I'm like, they can only make milk so hot mum. Before it burns. Yeah. And you ask for a latte, mum. Before it burns. Yeah and you've asked for a latte which is famously just milk.

Yeah. With a tiny bit of coffee in it. Yeah. That you have now asked for them to have. Yeah. And you want it extra hot. Another one is when they call out the order and people have forgotten what they've ordered.

Yeah. Like okay, medium mochaccino. Oh is that mine? I don't know. I don't know, did you order a medium mochaccino? No, I got a flat white. Well, then it's not yours. It's not your coffee. Well, a lot of places, like our place over the road,

will ask for your name. Yeah. So they'll call out your name. Cow? But so it's, the video's gone quite viral and it's got a lot of comments from other baristas that are like, oh my God. I also just say sometimes, but also, this is a two way street,

sometimes baristas is a bit of a chute. A bit of a chute. It's a bit of a chute. Bit of an attitude. There's a bit of a chute. Okay, well. Not without our baristas. Not without our lovely ladies, not at all.

But sometimes if you're out and about and you go somewhere different. Yeah, but you know why there's a chute? Cause they're dealing with this. Yeah, but don't pass your chute on to the next customer. No, I don't know. I think the customers are worse with the chute. Well, this is what I wanted to know this morning.

And I thought maybe we could give those at work in customer service or those that deal with customers a chance to call out the customer bad habits. What are the bad habits that customers do that we can all listen and learn from now and then not do? This is great. We're actually healing the world.

Yeah, and then- We're making the world a better place. It will make the world a better place. That's right. So, Textin9696, what are your customers' bad habits? And it doesn't have to be just a hospo, you can reality, what is it called? Real estate?

No. Retail. Retail. Reality, retail. Retail. Retail. Reality, retail. Retail, I heavily support the retail industry. And the reality industry. But even if you're with the call centre or, you know, anyone who's got customers.

Yeah, so I'd love to hear from you this morning. 0800 DALZM, 9696, you can text him. What are your customers? Bad habits. Krista has gone viral for calling out the bad habits of customers, like just walking up without saying hello, ordering a coffee, being vague about their coffee orders,

all the things that annoy them, dealing with customers. And we thought, let's have a vent, call out your customers' bad behaviour, and then we'll all learn from it, hopefully. We've got some angry listeners. We have rocked the nation. We've really opened up a can of worms here.

I'm just scrolling down how many bloody texts we've got. I can't give up. That's refreshing. Roshni, you work in a call centre? I used to. That's right. Oh wow, okay. I was going to say that would be very testing, wouldn't it? You know, Roshni, I've been dealing with quite a few call centres lately and you know, if someone gives me good service,

I have been sending in saying they were very helpful. This person at this time that dealt with me was very helpful. I never bothered. It's nice. Yeah, sorry Roshni. They're really nice. They love it. Well, I just hope they were very helpful.

So what is the thing working in a call centre that you would recommend if you had a vent now? What is the habit that annoys you? What annoyed me was that I, because I have a good accent because I grew up in New Zealand, so when I'd answer the phone, I'd say, you know, hi, my name's Roshni, welcome to blah, blah, blah. Then they would be like, oh, I'm so glad I didn't get an Indian on the phone. Oh my God. Did you hear my name? Yeah. Oh my God, Did you hear my name? Yeah.

Oh my god, Roshni. Oh no. But you've had that before, Hayley being part Māori as well, haven't you? Oh yeah, all the time when people say like, oh bloody Māori's and you're like, um, I'm going to stop you there. I will just stop you there. I was going to hit you with a pukana and we'll move on. Did you ever say anything, Roshni? I never used to say anything I used to be like well this is just typical like so many people said it but then at the end they'd always ask you for your name again because they always miss it. Right. They're like oh where's that name from?

And then I'm like oh next to me Indian and then they're like oh I didn't mean to be rude or anything and they feel so bad. No it's not not called being rude, it's called being racist. But that's alright. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I love it. Wow, yeah. Sorry for being a piece of shit. Yeah.

Wow. Rossneth, thank you so much. Message is in. Oh, I tell you what, we're hearing from so many people who work in call centres. Oh, really? Somebody said when you are working at a call centre and you can literally hear someone is taking a shit

while they are talking to you on the phone. Oh my god. You hear like a grunt and then a splash and are talking to you on the phone. Oh my god! You hear like a grunt and then a splash and you're like, oh my god. Oh, so many coffee servers, baristas, have been saying when people order and they're on the phone. That's rude. Just being like, da da da da da da da da talking, talking about hi, flat white please. They're like, can you just put your phone, like just-

Yeah, that's rude, that's rude. And the dental industry constantly getting asked for free toothpaste. Well, they do give it to you though, if you ask. Heard from some lawyers, because we are the preferred show of New Zealand's Law Society. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And we can't deny that. I'm a lawyer, the worst is when clients try to tell me what the law is. And another lawyer said, my client's bad habit is breaking the law and then begging not to go to jail for it. Should have thought about that, mate mate before you did the crime. Keep your texts coming in 9696 have a vent the worst habit that your customers do.

Customers bad habits we're calling them out and we can all learn from these bad habits. So many. We're hearing from Creaky Galley and Louise who yesterday took offense to the fact that we said Big Sandy's our favourite texter. Oh, sorry, actually that was rude. Creaky Galleon Louise, if you've just joined the show, she creaks like a galleon when she gets out of bed. Now that was self-described, and we found that very hilarious,

very funny that she would make a nautical reference to an old wooden ship. And we loved it. We did. She works in the research library. Fascinating job. And she said the worst customer habit is they'll walk in and they'll say, hello, I'm after the information

on when a Mr. Smith arrived in New Zealand around 1840 something on a ship. There were a couple of them. And she expects, they expect you to just turn around and grab the wooden ship 1840s box and plonk it down and go to Smith and pull out all the information they could ever require from some ancient family member. Yeah, it doesn't work. I'm a physiotherapist and I hate when people stand in front of me and say, I've got no

balance. Okay. Why do you hate that? I'm just wondering. Now I feel like I might have said that at some point. I mean, you're standing in front of them. You're obviously balancing. I've got quite good balance.

You know who we've heard from more than anything in the food department? Yeah. People who work at Subway. Really? I worked at Subway and I hated it when people would even come in the store. I don't think you're cut out to be a sandwich artist.

No, I don't think you've got what it takes. Somebody else said. I just resented customers. Yeah. I hated them. Someone said when people are on the phone and trying to order their Subway sandwich at the same time. Yeah, a lot of coffee people were saying that as well.

The thing with ordering a Subway is you gotta keep ordering. Yeah. I want this bread, I want this meat. You're totally, you're an active member of this ordering. It's not just like ordering a flat white. And then somebody else said at Subway, the worst part is when people will be like, and I'll have that, that, and that.

But it's a vague point. I can't see. It's a vague point and it's behind the glass shield. I can't see. These things have, somebody said, if you want a 10 minute, if you want my 10 minute TED talk about how much work at Subway will raise your blood pressure,

call me, we don't need to. We're hearing from everyone. This sounds like the most stressful place to work food wise. Yeah. It does. Well, because everyone's order is so different and unique and specific, right? Yeah, yeah.

Wedding planner here. My clients are the people getting married. And they'll always ask me if they can get it at a better price, which is every time. And what's the weather look like on the day? Oh my God. 18 months out. Dude.

What's the weather looking like at the day? It's New Zealand, man. Yeah. Last night, Dan on the news didn't even really know what was happening tonight. Dan was like, ah, I'm glad he is. A bit of four seasons in my day. I'm a nurse and um, thank you for your service. Thank you for your service. I guess your clients are her patients and are very uncooperative until they want something and then you've not done it the right way. Okay. I'm a teacher so I guess my... Thank you for your service. Thank you for raising our children. or are very uncooperative until they want something and then you've not done it the right way. Okay. I'm a teacher so I guess my-

Thank you for your service. Thank you for raising our children. My clients are children and I had it when they shit themselves in the classroom. No, that's fair enough. I only ever pissed so I'm exempt. She's exempt from that. It was daily.

That's still a clean up. It was every single day but it was never poop. Right. Answering the phone with your full name. Because I hate being called anything else, but the customer is automatically your best friend and entitled to call you by your first and full name. Okay. Yeah.

So they must work in a call centre and pronounce the phone they give their full name. Don't ask your lawyer to settle early on settlement day when buying or selling property. We have no control over the banks. Because that's if you're buying a property, they're like, at settlement day when buying or selling property we have no control over the banks because that's if you're buying a property they're like it's at settlement day it's at a specific time and they can't change that. I work in a technical sales role absolutely grates me no end when customers say oh I saw this video on Facebook and I'm like well what is my engineering degree matter then?

Doctors would have that too right? So I've looked it up already and I've got this. And you're like, okay, well, why'd you come and see me, Hon? You still need that prescription, don't you? Yep. They've got you there. Play ZM's FletchBorn and Hayley. Play ZM's FletchBorn and Hayley. I've been talking about the fact that I'm losing things,

my mind, but also things. Okay. All my stuff keeps getting lost. And I did leave a bar the other day without my entire handbag. And then when I got the handbag, my phone wasn't in it. You know, so like, I'm just, I'm just absent-minded. I'm whimsical.

Yeah. I'm a tornado. Yeah. And so yesterday I was out getting a few bits and bobs for my trip to Europe. Shorts and skirts and tops and sort of looks, you know. Must be nice. It is.

You're also going to Europe next week. It is. I'm not going on about it. It's insane that you keep it. It doesn't make it any less light. Oh wait till we get back. You think we're going on about it now? Anyway, I was, I needed a new, I needed a new base for my phone charger because I left

that in a hotel. Do you know what I mean? There's a flame. So I got- And you electrocuted yourself when your other charger fell apart. Yeah, cause I pulled it out of the wall, it fell apart and I just grabbed all the wires.

That's not what you do. Boom! Yep. And I haven't looked back since I'm a new woman. So I went into Noel Leeming. Okay. Noel Leeming. I don't think they have a jingle.

I don't think they sing. I don't think they have a jingle, no. Noel Leeming. Okay. No Leming I don't think they have a jingle no leming That should be it and I went to know leming and I looked and then I saw Apple ear tags and I got them I got a full Because you guys have them and you're always like I'm the one losing my stuff I've had them for years. They've saved me so many times. I got a four pack. Here's my question I got one. I put one in my wallet. Yeah. I put one on my case.

Why are you whispering? It's not a secret. Robbers don't know that there's one in my wallet and pull it out. Even though you can see it when you open up the wallet. Yeah. I've got one in my wallet. Yeah. I've got one on my case. Yeah.

I'm keeping one for my suitcase so I can track it when I go to Europe next week. Okay. What am I gonna do with the fourth one? Oh fun. Fun. Cause you got a four pack. Keys, wallet and my wallet is always in my handbag. I've got one in my car so I know that the keys are in the car. No because I'll go to a place and I'll park and I'll just be like, Where is it? And I'll just walk away from my car. Yeah, that's pretty good. Why don't you, as a helpful tip, take a photo of the pole and the colour. That's what I do. Why don't you, for a helpful tip,

shut your face before I shut it for you. Before I shut it for you. No, here was what I was thinking. Do I keep that one and I name it Clothes? Right. And when I go out, you know I tend to get a little whimsical and carried away. I slip it into the pocket of whatever jacket

I'm wearing. And do the pocket up. Because I'll leave a blazer somewhere. I'll leave that leather jacket that I have. Yeah. Okay. The one from Queenstown that I have. You don't want to be leaving that behind. And then I can ping my jacket when I inevitably leave a bar and leave it behind. Right. I mean, it didn't work for your phone. You left that in a bar and that's got find my iPhone on it. Well, I found it. It was on K-road at a gay bar. So it actually did work.

Thank you very much. Okay, so it does work. Somebody said you could put it on your cat. No, Rolly doesn't wear a collar. All right. And also some cats, if they're little cats, it's very heavy for a cat. Yeah, our friends have that one in.

You see it as, ah, ah, ah. Yeah, and now our friends, Matt and Mike, it needs a battery. They've our friends have that one in. You see it as, ah, Ted's sort of down. Matt and Mike, it needs a battery. They've got a little car battery at toes behind on wheels. Yeah. To keep it powered. He's got sort of a wheelchair apparatus. No, I think that's what I'm gonna do.

I think I'm gonna just have it loose as a, but I'll just lose the ear tag. I need to find, I need some kind of stitchable. No, you can't lose them, because you can always find the ear tag. You can always find that. Yeah, true, true, true. It's the weather on it, it's still in your pocket.

Who was it the other day that was looking for their car keys and found them in the middle of a waste centre? Oh, someone I know, yeah, she was like, this isn't a good sign, and she was looking for her wallet. It was in the tip. Yeah, it's there, Glynnis' wallet, and it was at the Redvale... Last seen so many hours ago at the Redvale dump site. Like at least you know it's at the tip and it's not in- So you can stop looking. Yeah, so you can stop looking, you can't see your cards

and you're not stressed that someone's stealing your money. Yeah, exactly, exactly. Unless we go to that tip right now and find that wallet. I would, I would drive to the tip and be like rummaging through people's rubbish looking for my wallet. Who would do? Yeah, 100%.

Do you know how annoying it is to replace all your cards? And your subscriptions. It's not annoying enough to accidentally touch a needle or broken glass or somebody's poos. I'm just, I'm writing off everything. I'm out, I'm out, I'm out. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. So there is a new booking trend,

which has kind of appeared. People booking holidays a year in advance for cost effectiveness. Yeah? A year. Yeah? So imagine saying right now, I didn't even think you could book flights on some airlines.

My parents do. Do they? This far out? Maybe not this far out, but definitely maybe like nine to 10 months. Well they know where they're going. Yeah, because they, I don't want to keep bringing it up, my parents live in Italy half the year. Sun chases, you know what I mean. Yeah that's impressive, my parents live in

Morrinsville all the time. Humble, that's humble, see that's public school humble. Yeah, this is private school. I'll try again. Okay. They only have a tiny apartment, and their second home in Italy is under renovation. No. I stuffed it up. Okay, no, that didn't work. Sorry, stuffed it up.

Stuffed it up. No, and the reason why is affordable holidays aren't becoming harder for families, so that's why they're booking so far out. I get it. Yeah. Yeah, but isn't there a thing, so like people are booking a year out in advance,

you can get good deals on things, but aren't there also people that are doing that thing where they're booking like a week out, or like a month out? That stresses me out. Young people are doing it, they're just like, oh, you know, I don't know what's gonna happen, I'm just gonna keep it loose,

and then they book the flight. So I reckon for booking flights, Google Flights is probably the best tool, the most amazing tool that you can use. And it's got this amazing graph on it that tells you how average the price is for those flights. If it's like typical, if it's below or prices are high. And then it will also tell you,

you can like toggle on an alert. So you'll get an email every day or so to tell you if the prices go up or down. So you can like flag some flights and some dates. But we, the other day, I hate going on about it, we were deeply impacted by, but we were flying via Doha and obviously Doha Airport closed after that attack. And so we started looking at alternative routes into Europe and you were saying that that didn't feel like much more than what you'd paid originally, looking at brand new flights. Yeah well that's the other thing, some people are like, oh I just booked holidays like a month out.

Yeah that's so stressful. But I don't think you can do that in New Zealand anymore, like going like on the main, like Christchurch Wellington Auckland flights they're so expensive. I've just forgot something. What? Uh oh. This is going to stress you out. No she hasn't no she already hasn't booked some accommodations I'm just like. This looks bigger. No no no no no no no no no. Have you got the wrong dates? No no no no no no no no no no no I haven't booked accommodation for the for when I'm in France and. Oh sweetie. My mum was kept on saying it keeps No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, You want to lose lounges? I'm not sleeping on the beach We see I've cocked up here. Maybe I will sounds like we're gonna need to do up another one of those I've a little give a little see ya

Find Haley a place to stay The end of a Europe trip in nice France. God you stress me out. This is why people are looking here Yeah, it's a trend. I can get behind because people like you stress me out fact of the day is next It sure is it's time wait here at Fact of the Day. Time. What are we dealing with today? Time keeps on ticking. You did that yesterday. Um, what's our...

I did that yesterday. Get a new reference. Did I do that yesterday? What's today's time... Um... Fact. Chinese time zones. Chinese time zones. That's your headliner for the week. That's my headliner. It's your headliner. I am my mid-week. That's your headliner

Should be the big firework Nice big compilation or you give us a myriad of facts now play Zed M's flesh-orn and Haley. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Today's fact of the day about time is that China should technically have five time zones. Oh yeah? From side to side, the same as the United States. Because it's big. The continental United States.

It's a big old piece of land. Oh it's bug. It should go from like plus five, so we're like plus 12. It should go from plus five to plus nine. That's how wide it is. But they only have one- That's how wide you are. That's how wide it is. But they only have one- That's how wide you are. That's how wide you are. 2025, I'm the HR.

No, no, I'm not fat shamed. Yeah, fat shamed. We've got quite a list for the HR department today. That shamed me. That's nearly a whole refill. We're gonna recap this soon. Hey, I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. And you know George Ebert's gonna say

something inappropriate too. Oh, it'll be race-based. Should I just pre-empt? Put a pre-empt of be race-based. Should I just put a preemptive Georgia Burt comment? I'm gonna put a star beside GB. Yeah. Should I just say Christchurch vibe? Yeah, Christchurch vibe. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Christchurch vibe and racist comment. Okay. I.E., you know. Do you want me to run an example? No, just... Of what we're expecting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We can vibe it. We can feel it.

All right. China only has one time zone and it's at the plus eight. Okay. And it is called Beijing time, meaning in far Western regions of China, the sun doesn't rise in winter till 10 a.m. It's got nothing to do with geography, it's entirely political.

So they should have more. It's got nothing to do with Joe Rogan. It's got nothing to do with Geo-Rogan. Lots of things don't have anything to do with Joe Rogan. It's got nothing to do with G-O-R-O-G-A-N. Lots of things don't have anything to do with Joe Rogan. G-O-R-O-G-A-N. But did they not want the complication of different time zones? So, cause it does spoil-

In 1949 when they became communist, when the communist, the People's Republic of China was founded under these bloody commies. Actually I'm already down. Why is that bad? Communist bashing. Okay. Fletch, welcome to the list.

Communist bashing. Okay sorry, yeah I apologize. If we can only get him to do his Persian rug man shift. I apologize to all of our communist listeners. Carry on. Their listeners too, they can laugh out louder in the mornings as well. They all laugh together.

Yeah, at the same time while they listen to Radio New Zealand. Or they get put in prison if they don't laugh. I'm going, that's actually, I'm gonna put you down for strike two on that one. Times two communist passion. Times two communist passion. The government wanted to promote unity and cohesion across,

what is a massive country, and you think it's trying to just keep a small country like us from being undivided. This massive country with a huge population, and they had one strong centralized government running on Beijing time and they thought everybody else should be running on Beijing time as well. Yeah.

So, but they shouldn't, it's insane. You imagine in winter the sun not coming up till 10 o'clock in the morning. Yeah. Horrible. Horrible. So today's fact of the day is that China, whilst it's- It's a bit of a dud. It's-

It's a dud. It's a dud a bit of a dud. It's... I died. I died. I died. Workplace bullying from Hayley there. Put that on the HR list. He laughed as well though. Give another one to Fletch.

I might actually put that down for three communist bashings. It was a team bully. I wasn't bashing communism again. I don't know, I think it felt like it. She said a bit of a dud about the fact you thought it was about a political system. Yeah.

So that's why you laughed. I mean the jury's... Yeah, okay. Times three. Yeah, okay. Okay, great. So whilst it's spread across five time zones, China ones on runs... Ones?

Oh wow! Racist. Did the accent. He did the accent. That's so bad. That's a thing. You know, if I'm setting the rules, I've got to follow them as well. Yeah.

So they run on one central time zone. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Why are you hiding our love? Yuck, no offence. Yuck, no offence? That's what James and I, my friend James and I always say gross no offence. Oh yeah, gross no offence. Gross no offence. So I'm just trying to look, yeah yeah what day was that, that was that, that was that, that was that day, and that was that day.

Okay, so yesterday I was leaving Fletcher's and I looked down at my phone because I can hear like a ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring I was like what is that? And it was a voice, what is it called? Voice mail. Voice mail. You alright? I don't know. You had a stroke? I also had this come earlier than I wanted it to. It's a voicemail from Derek, and I've pocket dialed the manager of North Harbour,

Mazda at 445 AM. Oh, poor Derek. Hayley! And the fact that it went to voicemail means it would have rung and rung and rung. Nah, he'd be a do not disturb overnight guy. Do you know, I'm a do not disturb overnight guy, but so many people I know leave their phone on vibrate

or loud. I do, always. Why? What if something happened? Then they'll still be dead in the morning. You answering the phone's not gonna realive them. Oh my God, Hayley, you missed out. They've been dead for another six hours.

Oh God, that's horrid. Georgia, that's horrid. Fledge, that's dark, my dude. No, but it's not wrong though, is it? But the best thing, Hayley, you- Okay, but also, if you really need someone to get a hold of you, make them a favourite contact, they can ring you and get through.

What if they've got good tea? No, well they'll ring you twice if it's that good. That's the best part, is it cuts through on the second call. If you allow second calls. Oh! In the settings, there's a setting, allow multiple rings to come through for anyone. Yeah.

So you just go in your settings. But again, the tea will still be good in the morning. Yeah, no. The tea will be cold, the tea will be cold. I'm the last one to sip from the tea. Everybody else has had a sip from the tea. We've just got backwash now. Well they'll call a different friend when they'll answer.

Exactly. So Hayley will be bottom of the list for me. And then you'll wake up after a lovely night's sleep and then hate the fact that your friend's known someone's been dead for eight hours longer. And you're arriving to the social gathering and everyone's like already talked it out and you're like, what are we talking about?

Be like, oh, don't worry. Well, at least if Fletch dies, at least Hayley will be the first to know. Yeah, because I'll be told, I'll be answerable, I'll be reachable. But this wasn't that bad because one, he didn't answer, I didn't wake him up. I sent a quick text being like, oh my God.

So then I text him as well. It's so do not disturb, I've text him now at 4.45. Did he message back? He messaged back, he called me later in the day and was like, oh God, like I woke up thinking that you crashed the car, because I'm in a borrowed Mazda at the moment. So it's probably like, yeah, imagine getting a cool like,

The second car you've ruined this week. Quarter to five in the morning, like you'd be like, Oh, this can't be good. That's what I thought anyway. Do you know what I love though? A pocket dial when people are talking about something. Because Siri betrays us. Cause you'll be like, Oh my God,

do you know who I cannot stand at the moment? Georgia. Is it Georgia? He's called Vaughan Smith. And then Siri's like calling Vaughan Smith. And then we are being like, Vaughan Smith, suck. Or you just think you've hung up from someone. Like I always, if you're on the phone with someone and a friend's around and you're about to talk about

who you've just been on the phone to. To be like, oh my gosh, she's such a bitch. Wait till it- You hold it, you go tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. And then you wait and you're just like- And then you open it, open it, face. Crouch, touch, pause. Oh my God. Open, open, open, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, and then you wait and you're just like. And then you open it, open it, face. Crouch, touch, pause. Oh my God.

Oh my God. Do you know my favourite thing to do when I'd be on the phone to mum and dad and they'd be having like, I don't know, we'd have a bitchy convo, is I'd think they're hung up and I'd be listening to them and they'd be like, oh, she just plopped. And I was like, I can hear you.

Wow. Love doing that. This is what I wanna to know this morning is when did you butt call someone? And how bad was it? What did they hear? What was the time? Because what's the etiquette if somebody butt dials you

and you're obviously on in the car or their pocket, do you immediately hang up or do you just listen for an hour? Oh, like they've just left it there. Yeah. Cause they're gonna see. I think nowadays your voicemail runs out it'll just cut it off but I've had that before just people rummaging around listening to their life. Yeah. Hey, hey I'm in your pocket. Hey I'm in your pocket. You're like no. Okay well 0800 dials at anyone want to take your calls now you can text through 9696. Who did you butt dial?

Butt dialed the general manager of North Harbour Mazda. As you do. As you do. We've been speaking because you know I've burst a tyre and I'm in a borrowed Mazda at the moment. Yeah. However it was unfortunate the timing. We want to know who did you butt dial and how bad did it get? Sigourney Notweaver, good morning, who did you butt dial?

Good morning. It was actually my husband who butt dialed an elder lady who had a few weeks prior confessed her love to him and asked him to start an affair. Oh wow! What? So Gourney, what? So he was a tradie working on her property for a long time and he was like the project manager so she basically wanted him and she rung him up and told him that she did. There's a lot more to it though, I won't go fully into detail because it's long. But she, yeah, and then she had been calling him, obviously after she initially asked him

to start this affair. And so he accidentally bugged out with her when he was at daycare picking up our son. And she proceeded to listen for like five minutes to them talking and then rung up and said how beautiful it was to hear them both. Oh no. It was so creepy.

Yeah, that's creepy. Wow. Especially because if somebody's gonna listen for however many minutes, they're gonna see that the call was that many minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's creepy any more than 10 seconds. It's creepy.

It's creepy. Yeah, absolutely. It's also creepy because she's double his age as well. She probably just wanted some cheaper renovations to be honest. Well, no, some men do like the older ladies. They do, yeah. Not my husband luckily, but yeah, she wanted my son as well. It was really weird.

She wants the whole family. She wants the whole family. But not you. She's not buying. Yeah, She wants the whole family. She wants the whole family. And not you, she's not buying. Yeah, she wanted the whole family but me. Creepy. Unfortunately I took the spot and keep it. Yeah, nice.

Sigourney, thank you. So many messages and texts, we'll get to more of those next. We are gonna just run through soon our list for the HR department here at work. Yeah. It's been quite a morning, really, to be honest. Quite a morning. Georgia Burt behind the scenes has been saying some inappropriate comments as

we anticipated and those have been put down. No they just don't make it we don't take off air comments. Oh really? Because then they look like they don't have an off air comment. So you want us to take into account off air comments? No! I was just going to say if that was the case, you three done. Absolutely done. Done, are you kidding me? The producers are like, the shit. But first, we are talking about the times when you've accidentally butt dialed someone. We sure are. That's probably where you jump in. I feel like you missed that.

Right in here. You missed that babe. Butt dialed my head foreman one day. An appropriate use of babe to a fellow workmate. Write that down. That was sexual. That was quite sexual. That was sexual harassment.

It was. Babe, write that down. 8, 58, yeah, Haley, 8, 58. Jesus, I'm going down. Yeah, okay, well we'll go through the full list soon. Damn it. I butt-dialed my head foreman one day, leaving him a three minute voicemail.

Awkward thing was, I was with five other workmates, and we all didn't like him, so we were saying very rude things. No! Luckily he said, I see I've got a voicemail, do I need to listen to this? No! I was with five other workmates and we all didn't like him, so we were saying very rude things. Luckily he said, I see I've got a voice mail, do I need to listen to this? No. In text, I just called him, I said,

oh no, I wouldn't worry about it mate. Anonymous please, accidentally butt-dialed my boss while having sex with my boyfriend. She didn't answer, but boy it left a long message. Oh. See that's replayable. This is weird guys, but I've started to put mine on do not disturb just in case.

When you're doing it. And airplane mode, cause you never know. You never even feel like, oh Siri, call Ross Boss. That's actually my safe word. Ross Boss, call Ross Boss. No, hey Siri, call. Hey Siri, call who? Don't, don't.

What? It started to. My now ex called me from the work truck after he thought he'd ended the conversation. He was telling his workmate that he was with, that he does love me, but he also loves playing up and how much fun the risk of getting courted.

Oh no. That's heartbreaking. When he got home, I watched him try to squirm his way out of it when I confronted him and then kicked him out of the house. Bye. I pocket dialed my daughter while we were recently in Europe. Must be nice. Must be nice.

Go on. God go on about it. Be humble, please. But I had to have my roaming set up properly and it cost me $89. Oh, no. Ouch. I accidentally butt dialed my mate's mum in high school. We were on lunch break and talking about the most horrid things.

She listened to it multiple times and wrote down all the names of the voices. She recognized them. We all got an airfork for our own parents later that night. She knocked to the appearance. She wasn't the cool mom. My name is Abby and I get lots of butt dials being the top of the phone list. My favorite was, uh, I got a voicemail of two friends crashing on a drunken bike ride when, and it was quite horrendous to listen to, but then one of them was like, Oh my God, I've wet my pants. I kept that one for ages. That'd be fun.

I accidentally butt-dialed my boss whilst having sexy times with my boyfriend. Oh babes. She didn't answer, but it did leave a message. Oh wait, that's deja vu. That's crazy. That's crazy because Hayley literally read that out before. Does she? Write down memory loss.

I don't know if that's an HR issue or literally read that out before. Does she? Write down memory loss. I don't know if that's an HR issue or more of a medical situation. I think that's a medical. Write it down for your doctor, but keep it off the HR list. Yeah. OK, well, let's go through this list. Before we get into Friday Jams, let's go into... Have you got some music?

What kind of music? Well, again, I've had to cancel YouTube Premium, so I'm just watching an unskippable Wix ad, but I'm about to have... Wix is great. That's what I got my website through. Oh, did you? Okay, here we go. Fletch one on Hayley's HR recap of the morning.

Hayley asked to see my panties. You did ask her. No, it's... First. No, I just assumed the way he was talking about... He was asking for the name of the panties I bought. She said show me your panties. She thought I was going to buy a woman's panties so she said show me your panties. So that's one for me.

Hailey then attempted to do a South African accent and did an Indian one. That's two for me. Georgia laughed at that. Georgia laughed. I knew she'd say something inappropriate on here. I didn't say anything. You laughed at an Indian accent. Even the mention of one.

Yeah and just again laughing at the mention. Hang on, wait till it comes up. Wait till it comes up. No put mention of one. And just again, laughing at the mention. Hang on, wait till it comes up. No, put your finger down. Shannon said pissing down. Yep, swore on ear. Shannon put your finger up. Shannon also said, I'm getting wet. An appropriate language, kids in the car.

That made me really uncomfortable. Can I counter? Nope. It's on you for taking that in correction. Yeah, I agree with that actually. No, it actually made me uncomfortable uncomfortable. Can I counter? No. It's on you for taking that in. Yeah, I agree with that actually. No, it actually made me uncomfortable as a Christian man. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Is Vaughn a pervert?

I think Vaughn's a pervert. Put your finger down, Shannon. Vaughn's a pervert because of an innocent remark from Shannon. Okay, one finger for you Vaughn. I would just like to say I haven't had any strikes against me. Did you just say one finger for me? Because I'm a two finger guy. Assuming I only take one.

But you telling me that you're a one finger for me? Because I'm a two finger guy. So I'm assuming I only take one. But you telling me that you're a two finger guy? I'm two in the thoughts. Assuming Vaughan's tight. I'm two in the thoughts and one in the press. No, there's no way. There's no way you're two. I am two in the thoughts and one in the press.

Amen. That was inappropriate from Georgia, actually. This could just keep going. OK. This is a strike for Hayley Fletch and Carwen. They referred to a person they saw as legs. Put a finger up. He does have great legs. And Carwen attempted murder.

I didn't! She said she ran a motor up. Fletch, put your finger up. You've got one. Sorry. Carwen then promoted illegal streams of glass to the press. I didn't! She did. The artist missing out there, the real artist there. She's on four.

No, three. Hailey Fatshamed me by saying I was as white as China. We then preempted the fact that Georgia was due in studio and there was going to be some Christchurch vibe racist comment. Yep. And she laughed. And it didn't happen but she did later laugh at the mention of an Indian action. There you go.

Fletch three fingers for communist bashing. Four over four. That should technically be one. No, because it was three different times. Is that four for all of us though, because of communism? We have to actually share that. Yeah, no. We do have to share that. That know, okay. We do have to share that.

That was really good. Really good from you. It went so quiet. I was like, they don't have time. No, it was a thinker. It was a really good joke. I love Marxism. I've lost everything.

Guys, I've just actually had to go through a Starbucks ad now. Oh, boy. I refuse to pay for tux. Tux is getting a free one on us. Please just please. Recession indicator. We're cutting into George's time here. I just simply won't. Found it again.

What are we on? Carwins on four, I'm on five. Hayley with bullying? I called your fact of the day a dud. That's right, you were bullying me. And then there was Chinese accent. That was actually on me. remember I went to say something and I accidentally mispronounced it and it sounded like I was in a cramp. okay that's two for you. I actually kept this one on the quiet

Haley said God three times in one sentence. That's blasphemy. That's not an HR issue. It's actually a crime. It's actually illegal. Jesus ain't no way. You can say oh Jesus. No! Oh my God. And another finger. It's actually illegal. Jesus ain't no way. You can say, oh Jesus. No! And um, Hailey called me babe and it made me uncomfortable. Yes good, okay.

That's the end. And that's it, so I've had four HR strikes today. Hailey you're on 10. I know we've got Carlyn who's on 4, Shannon's just 1. Who would have thought I came out good? Vogue's on two, Racist George is on three, and George hasn't even been here. Deformation.

And Racist, Sexist, Sizist, Bully Haley's on ten. Wow, okay. I'll go take myself up. I think that at the end of the show, the person with the most should have to go to HR. So Haley, thank you for taking that one for the team. Thank you, I'm off. I counted 79 all rights today.

Fletcher, I believe that's a new personal record. Oh, f*** off. How many of those did you count? 79 of those too. All right, well if you enjoyed today's podcast, give us a rate and review. Oh, f*** off. Ha ha ha.

Play ZM's FletchBorn and Hayley.