ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - June 5th 2025

Episode Date: June 4, 2025

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From the ZM podcast network, this is for the flesh when in Haley's big pod brought to you by chemist warehouse the biggest brands at the lowest prices Thank you, Britain. Good morning. Welcome to the show flesh for and Haley two minutes past six on your Bren and tonic and Good morning, welcome to the show Fletch Fawn and Hayley, two minutes past six. Good on you Brennan Tonic. International ATM is back this morning at 8 o'clock. Your chance to win cash. You've been giving away so much cash. I like looking at what we're giving away. Mmm, money.

Currencies today. Oh yep, nice. Yeah. Okay, well 8 o'clock, listen up for the activator, your chance to get through. The top six on the way are a funny story out of Thailand. An elephant went into a set of- Take that thing off your microphone. He hates these things.

I hate them too and they make us, they make me and Morgan put them on for the podcast. They're big sort of socks on your mics. They call them pop socks or wind socks. You see them when a reporter's out in the wind being like, yes, that's right. The mics don't need them because they've got built in ones. They've got built in pop socks.

Do you not think it makes my voice sound a little bit smoother? No, it just makes it quieter.-in ones. Take it off. Do you not think it makes my voice sound a little bit smoother? No, it just makes it quieter. Makes it quieter. Take it off. What about there? Yes! There he is! Full-vorn! There's the deep end.

That guy's got a boner for those. He's got such a boner for the pop socks. And I even said to him, I don't want one, he was like... Me-me-me-me-me-me-me. That looks stupid. Me-me-me-me-me-me-me-me. That was mean, I didn't even know how I'm impersonating there. Yeah.

You're not stupid. Ha ha ha ha. Ah, yeah, the top six. An elephant went into a supermarket in Thailand. That's not the start of a joke, although it feels like it should be. And I might ask- You said to the bartender.

And I might ask Chet GPT to write up the last half of that joke, because I'm in no mood. You're in no mood? I'm in no mood. I reckon if you dug deep, you could find the arse into that joke. You're not in the mood. I'm in no mood. I'm in no mood for I'm in no mood. I reckon if you dug deep you could find the arse into that joke.

I'm in no mood for work. You're not in the mood to work today. No, I kind of am. So I'm happy to- We can carry the show today. I'm happy to step up. I feel like tomorrow I might be carrying the show. So maybe we can do the old switcheroo change-o.

So the top six are snacks. Top six snacks, the Elephant 8 winner. And like you might be thinking, it might have been a little elephant. This elephant's back was literally touching the lights as it walked through this side door. Top 6 snacks, the Elephant 8 win a break. And like you might be thinking, it might have been a little elephant. This elephant's back was literally touching the lights as it walked through this sizeable supermarket. Big old elephant, great story.

We'll delve into that soon. Next on the show, something to think about next time you're ordering Uber Eats. Oh yeah. Or any kind of delivery food service when it pops up to your door. Play ZM's Flash Flashborn and Haley. This is something to think about

next time you order Uber Eats or any kind of delivery service on an app. I thought about it late night yesterday. I'm on seven days tonight, got home about 9.30, 10ish. Peckish, nothing in the house. I was like, I could go a nonny's. You live so far away from everything though. Like your Uber Eats would take like an hour to get there.

No, but we've got a Noni's just up the road now, so I was like, man. Yeah, but even when I've ordered Ubers from your house, it takes half an hour. It does, it's long. Yeah. You're in the middle of like four Noni's. Oh yeah, I'm surrounded by Noni's. There's so many Noni's. Surrounded by Noni's. Well, out of Britain, a study has looked and talked to delivery drivers that deliver four apps and two thirds

of riders or deliverers suffer anxiety over unfair bad reviews. It is kind of unfair because it's really about the food more than the delivery. Last time I got Uber Eats, the guy was messaging me being like, hey, I'm just at the restaurant waiting. Like making sure that I didn't think that he was dilly-dallying, that it was the food place, not him, you know? So I understand that thing where they're like, oh, it's out of my control.

And normally it's on the cold side because it's left the restaurant and it's traveled 20 minutes. Yeah, that's why we're throwing. Of course your friends are gonna be a little cooler. That's why you eat the chippies on the way home. Yeah. When you're playing your own delivery.

I hardly ever take away to my house. Always dining, cause I hate the cold. I hate the food going cold. I mean, it's best the moment you get it, right? Yeah. The moment you leave the place, it gets worse. What about when you're in the drive-thru and they're like, if you just pull into the

little doohickey, the little weighty doohickey spot. I often have to for a filet-o-fish by the way, because they're fresh. Yeah, I know. But then you're also, I think, probably closer to the next batch of super fresh fries. I often am. How good are those? When you know, when you put your hand in the bag and you're like, hang on a moment.

And that's still real crispy? Real crispy. Yeah. Oh my God, that's a fresh batch. I think I got the first scoop. See, I like slightly going soggy, but still hot. Yeah, I get that. No my god, that's a fresh batch. I think I got the first scoop. See, I like slightly going soggy but still hot. Yeah, I get that. No, no, no, I like. No, you're trash.

With salt, with lots of salt and slightly going soggy. No, please. Nice, it's good stuff. No, no, no. What is the non-eas equivalent of the chicken salt on the KFC fries? Do they have an additive? I think it's salty salt.

No, but can you ask them, you know when you were like KFC, you'd be like, an extra chicken salt? Nah. And then you see the head comes out the drive-through and they eye you up to whether or not you need it. Well, there's a little salt, you can get little salt packets. Imagine if there was, at drive-through,

you're like, oh, and can I get extra, extra patty on that? And the head comes out and they're like, do you need it? You're good. Like your mum, like our they're like, um, do you need it? Like your mum? Like our mum would always be like, do we need it? Do you need to be eating that? Yes I do mum, I do. Is that your second chocolate of the day as a house?

No my mum didn't do that. I didn't have an almond mum. An almond mum? Almond mum. Like there's almonds? Yeah which is like, oh Fletch, no, I think you've probably had enough. I'm going to go try on those trousers you were wearing last summer because I don't know if they are going to fit. How dare they? I reckon I'm about to plant a seed in a lot of people's brains. Okay.

I'm going to tell you a story about a couple called Johan and Lynette, an American couple. And I reckon once you hear this story you'll be like, why am I off to work today? Why am I doing this? So Johan and Lynette, they were living in Hawaii actually. Lovely. I know, not a bad life but an expensive one they were saying. All of their expenses were adding up, mortgage, cost of living, groceries, food, just life. I mean America is expensive like it is here. Yeah.

But like if you were living in a tourist city, yeah, exactly Hawaii I know so instead they have bought a cabin for 15 years upon a it's called a residential cruise ship. So it's like long-term Oh, okay. I didn't even know that was a thing I've heard of people buying cabins before. But like the whole cruise ship is people that live there full time. So it is actually, like that's its purpose. Not everyone goes for a 15 year cabin,

but you've got long term people. They've just done the 15 year. Which has cost them, for the cabin, 155,000 Australian dollars, so about the same. $155,000 for the cabin. They spend an additional 5,400 all-inclusive fee per month. That's all their meals, leisure activities, pool, spa, sports, gym, all that kind of stuff

and every other of the ship services, which equates to $103 a day per person, which works out to be less than half what they were spending to live in Hawaii. But they circumnavigate the entire globe every three and a half years. And they get to stop, and because it's a residential cruise ship rather than your usual ones,

they stay for longer in the ports. So rather than off on. 12 hours, quick, we've got to see everything. They're there for a couple of days. Two to three days. Which means I guess if you do get sick of the food, you know, you could have a meal out, although you are paying for all your meals,

it'd be like kind of. Yeah, I know, but yeah, if you get out in Rome, you're gonna go have a pasta. Oh yeah. And if you get out in Barcelona, you're gonna have a paella. Paella. Paella.

It's a tapas. I wonder if you would get a little bit sick of the food on a cruise ship. You've done a cruise. Yeah, and it's more or less the free part, the buffet stuff is kind of the same thing every day. I wonder if they change it up though if it's residential. Yeah, knowing that people are on there.

So they said that they're like in retirement age, so you know they're older, their kids are gone, they don't need a base. And as part of this, their family gets to visit 28 days a year for free. Okay. And get all the inclusive stuff. And after that, just $33 a day. They said they have visitors on,

they've got, so they make space for them. $33 a day is insane. Ah! They circumnavigate the globe every three and a half years. They say maybe sometimes they might decide, oh, we really like this place, we're gonna stay and then we'll fly and we'll meet. The cruise ship. Meet the cruise ship.

Oh, amazing. And so. Why are we, what are we doing? Well, see, that's better than just getting a retirement village home. Totally, and look, they literally get to see. The world. See the world. That have heaps of activities on board.

Oh, but if you were on a cruise ship full time, you'd get some bad sea waves and storms every now and again. I mean, there would be downsizes. It's not like you're living in a lovely lavish space with heaps of room and a backyard and all that kind of stuff. Kind of pets and... Yeah, that's true. Because I was once on a cruise ship.

The year was 1912, and thought boy this is gonna be great. Okay, where were you going? Well, I was going from Ireland where I was part of the the working class. I was looking to start afresh. Were you a poor boy? I was a poor boy and nobody loved me. From a poor family. Yes, and I was relocating to the Americas. Okay. Okay, try to find my fortune in the land of the free. Yeah. Well, that sounds like it would be a beautiful journey. What happened?

I don't remember. I just remember it ending and I was very cold. I think, yeah. It could have been an iceberg because the crazy thing with icebergs is you see the tip, right? And it looks small. Yes.

What's underneath? It's actually all underneath. It could have been, I don't know, it could be an iceberg, Could have hit an iceberg. Did you meet a beautiful redheaded lady upon this ship? I did and I painted her like one of my French girls. Did you? Wowzers.

Yes. Oh, that bitch when it came to sharing the door though. Yeah, she wouldn't, would she? Wouldn't even consider it. I was like, pretty sure there's rubber devils. Play. ZM. Fletchvorn and Hayley. From the Fletchvorn and Hayley group chat, this is the top six.

If there's one thing I can recommend you doing today, it's Googling Thailand elephant supermarket. Oh, I know, it's so funny. It's so cute. I love elephants. Did a lot of research when we were in Thailand as to which sanctuary was an actual sanctuary and not just people were saying it was a sanctuary

when it was just like enslaved elephants. He says this now, but they're enslaved. Yeah, and did I get on their backs? And did they take me for a little walk around the banana bush? No, we let them approach us. It was a pretty special moment. Everyone was pretty quick to hide those photos with those chained up drug tigers.

Oh you were just so very tigers. No! Monkeys. The first time we went to a monkey show and the one did have effectively a handcuffer in his neck and I was like I don't like this and we left early. Complete this one liner. Oh carry on sorry. No I bathed with elephants once in a river and that sounds like it would be a really

magical experience but they just shat all the whole time in the water so you were just avoiding these like ginormous elephant turds. Okay. Not great. Completing this one-liner is what I've typed into ChatGPT. A elephant walks into a Thailand supermarket and says I'm just here for the peanuts and pad trunk noodles. Is that what ChatGPT finished it? Ah, this one's better.

An elephant walks into a Thailand supermarket, heads straight to the produce aisle and says, I never forget my greens. I can't even get it. I don't know, it's not funny. An elephant walks into a Thailand supermarket and clears the snack aisle with one sip of his trunk, bulk buying is his thing.

I think we're just proving that Chat GPT has limitations. It's not ready. It's not ready for all of it. Yeah. Oh well none of those are good. I've got the top six things the elephant in Thailand ate when it stormed yuck. Okay. Sorry. They need to make a non-milky one. I love when I'm on a little road trip

getting a little can of coffee. Same, iced coffee. Yeah, I love a little Suntory. Is that the people that made the Boss ones? Yeah. I buy the Flight coffee cans. Cause they do one with oat. They do one with oat milk.

Love it, darling. Number five on the list of the top six things the elephant eight and Thailand eight when it's still in the supermarket It grabbed itself a Tuscan pizza Wow, it grabbed itself a Tuscan pizza tusk tusk I think Tuscan pizza is like enough of a common. No, why don't you shut up? I mean the girls giving it a round of applause. Yeah, thank you. Number four on the list of the top six things the elephant in Thailand ate when it stormed the soup pack. Well number four, more like drank. It drank some herb-elephant tea. Herbal-elephant? Herbal? I think there have been too many pun top sixes lately.

Yeah, there's been so many. You've been relying on this joke and it's wearing thin.pe and it's wearing thin. I think it's wearing thin. I'm gonna actually ban pun top sixes for the rest of June after this. Yeah. The rest of June, there's 30 days. I want you to start doing some work. I don't.

Number three on the list. Well, I've got to finish this one. The top six things the elephant in Thailand ate when it was still in the supermarket. Chocolate air clears. So I've got big ears. Number two on the list of the. This is weak.

You know what, just, it's just making my point. Number two on the list of the. Number two on the list of the top six things the elephant in Thailand ate when it was still in the supermarket. A tusk cream sundae. Tusk cream? It's not even clever on ice. Tusk and ice aren't close enough that that would even be a great observation. The ban has been extended to the end of July. Yeah actually.

I think this one's gonna pull it back to just this week. I'm feeling a Christmas deadline here. Number one on the list of the top six things the elephant in Thailand ate when it's still in the supermarket. Well it's a vegetarian. So of course, they just ate filella filelland August Pun top sixes until the end of August Yesterday when he said be nighted airlines, he should have said be British airlines Yeah, but too late. You said Be Knighted. That just sucked.

It all made me look like a idiot. It did make you look like a idiot. That's the best of sex. Play ZM's Fletchborne and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletchborne and Hayley. The latest wild weather, a bit of flooding, a flood threat near Taupo. And a Wellington roof has been torn off. Oh god. Crazy weather across the country this morning. What a terrible time to take your roof off in a storm.

Yeah I know. We didn't tear ours off either, it was a really long and arduous process. The lead nails and the old roof. Oh my god. It was a mess and then we had a period of time where there was a tarpaulin before we got on the new roof which had to be marine grade because we lived next to a river. So that was a whole process. Famously marine. It was a whole process, the new roof. Also, I just want to say, if you've been listening since the top six, which was so bad that it has enforced a no pun ban till the end of August. Yeah.

I want to acknowledge a text we got in. It was about an elephant in a supermarket. What was he taking? Elephanta, someone messaged him. Someone messaged him. Oh, that's a good one. That's so much better than Herbal Elephant Tea. You missed that one. Anyway.

Well, that's why the band's in place. That's why the band's in place. Let's talk about Kylie Jenner. Not my favourite Kardashian of the clan. Who's your favourite? Rob. Courtney, cause she's a baddie. You know what I mean?

She doesn't care. Yeah, Rob, go Rob. Do you know what I mean? Like he's done well. He's still rich, but we don't care about him. What a life. So Kylie though, everyone's talking about Kylie Jenner at the moment because she clearly has had

a breast augmentation as wonderfully displayed at the recent Met Gala. And she posted a photo on the grams, on TikTok actually, and someone just messaged him being like, man, these boobies, like I got it. It's like great boobies. This is just some random on Instagram in the comments. Yeah, yeah, yeah, someone's just like, damn, good boobies.

And like, I wanna know, how do us girlies get boobies like that? Now usually a celebrity would probably delete those comments and be like, oh my God, I don't have implants. I'm just blessed by the Kardashian, no, the Jenna jeans. She just simply replies, 445cc, moderate profile, half under the muscle, silicon, Garth Fisher, hope this helps lol. So she just...

Who's Garth? Is Garth a surgeon? A surgeon. So she just straight up says like how big, the style, cause implants you can get under or over the muscle, she just gives the full details of her tatas. So what, has she gone just a lift or bigger or smaller? Bigger, bigger, much bigger. Right. Yeah, yeah.

I would say whopping ta ta's. Google Trends. I'm gonna see how much the Google Trend for Garth Fish has gone up lately. Yeah, I bet. And so now the internet's divided because half of people are saying like, she's a girl's girl.

Do you know what I mean? She's just being honest. We like the honesty of it, whereas a lot of the time, like the Kardashians in particular, have been like, we've had no cosmetic surgery. Yeah, there's no Photoshop on this photo. Yeah, yeah, this is not an implant.

This is au natural, and everyone's like, girl, we can see it. So everyone kind of likes it. She's just like, huh, yeah, this is what I did. What time was this comment? Oh, it's been since deleted yesterday. What, so she made the comment and then deleted it? Yeah, I think because it's got such a reaction.

Because the other side of the internet is like, she's promoting, you know, body. Right, yeah. But you're like, you know, whether or not they say they're doing it, most celebrities are doing it. So it's like- What's about the,

it's like the celebrities lying about his impact. I know. We can see you're on it. Dude, we can see it. And everyone's like, I wanna look like Kylie Jenner. I know. We can see you're on it. We can see it. And everyone's like, I want to look like Kylie Jenner. Kylie Jenner doesn't look like Kylie Jenner. We know this, we saw her growing up. She doesn't look a thing like that.

So I sort of like the honesty of it being like, oh no, no, no, this is not natural, I've done it. Yeah. If you Google Garth Fisher over the last year, like nothing. Yeah. Yesterday? Woo! Wow.

That's a big spike. And then Sky Rockets. And that's also like, yeah, not confirmed to have finished yet because it's such a quick spike in one day. Yeah, it's an evolving news story. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, a great promotion for him, isn't it? Yeah. Well, if you want the exact same,

I'm not going to say, whopping tartars again, the information is all there for you. Are you going to be honest when you go to Turkey? 100% I document the whole thing. What are you going to go to Turkey for? Go to Garth. No. You've seen his work.

I'd imagine Garth would not be the cheap. I don't think it'd be Turkey prices. Yeah, why do you think I'm going to Turkey, bro? I don't want the best, I want the cheapest. Play Zed M's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Fletch Vaughan and Hayley, silly little pole, silly little pole. It is so silly, silly, silly that the silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole. When on public transport should men give their seats up for women? It's today's Silly Little Pearl.

I read an article on Metro about this debate and they were asking their readers, what do you think? And it was just such a mixed bag. A lot of men being like, absolutely, you know, it's the right thing to do. It's the gentlemanly thing to do. A lot of women being like, I'm all good, bro. I can stand. I offered a middle-aged lady my seat once on a bus.

And she said, I don't- What are you defining as middle-aged? Maybe like 55, 30. I love that you said that. Like, you're middle-aged. No, I didn't say you're middle-aged. You didn't look at Hailey when you said that. Like you're middle aged. No, I didn't say you're middle aged. I didn't say you're middle aged. You didn't look at Hailey when you said it.

Well, no, I was speaking to her. That's weird. That's what I do. I'm quarter aged. You're quarter aged. Yeah. Okay, so yeah, so she's. Wait, so if you're quarter aged,

how long are you living to? It's like 130, 140-ish. I'll live to. Right, that would actually make you, okay, well that's fine. To be fair though, most buses and trains that like I go on every day in Auckland have a priority area for elderly, pregnant or disabled.

Yes, people. Yeah, but when you stood for this middle aged woman. She didn't want it. Yeah. She was like, no, I'm fine. No, I wouldn't. How dare you assume I need a seat. A pregnant lady, absolutely.

An elderly person, absolutely. I would. Yeah, definitely pregnant, definitely elderly. Chas, you're running the mill looking Sheila though. You're telling her. No, chickens. You wanted the vote, mate. You wanted the drive.

So fine. I'm not saying, well, you're putting words in my mouth. You wanna say, you wanna say. Yeah. Career woman, are ya? That's what you said. I didn't say any of that. Do you know what he does as his feminist stance?

When we follow each other through a door, he'll close it before me. Just to show that he sees me as an equal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He literally slams it in my face. Yeah. I'm actually trying to be a trade wife and leave this all behind.

Yeah, well fair enough. God bless you and good luck on your journey. When on public transport should men give their seats up for woman, 70% of people said no. 30% of people said yes and I like to imagine among that 30% mr. Darcy from pride and prejudice I feel like if you did do it for someone you'd be almost seen as a bit of a creep like are you turning head on me or something yeah I've got a

boyfriend yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm just giving you my seat yeah I was raised this way send that video doing the rounds online and that's a woman filming herself doing a workout and a guy comes up and he's like excuse me miss and she's like I'm sorry I've got a boyfriend and he's like oh yeah great me too I'm your tampon strings hanging out your pants. It's a gay guy. Yeah that's so funny. Yeah me too. My guess and feedback, Michael says, as an American, this poll result is shocking, but it says a lot about why Kiwi women

are looking for a gentleman Kiwi men can't offer. So saying the results again, how many people would- 70% of people said no, 30% of people said yes, they'd give it, men should go to 60 women. But Michael sounds like an old school, Yeah, traditionalist. You know, traditional American. Coming from the Kiwi land.

Yeah, and it's rich coming from a man who lives in a country where they're looking to strip women of their basic health rights. But as long as you're gonna give up a seat for them, they are pregnant because they've got no other choice now. They'd probably shoot you if you didn't give up the seat, to be honest. Yeah.

So let's just watch how many stones we're throwing in Glass Houses. Michael. Kurtz, but thanks for listening to the show, really appreciate it. Yeah, well, I love your work to the show. Really appreciate it. Love you. Lost Michael.

Also Vaughn said that just in case he's ever planning on going and entering the United States. I didn't say anything. Kirstie said, equality baby, if we want to get paid like men, then we've got to stand like men, unless you're pregnant or on crutches. Yep, of course. Exactly. Laura said, no, unless you're visibly pregnant, in which case, if you give me your seat, being

heavily pregnant sucks ass Yeah, she may be speaking from experience feels like she might have a baby in her belly Katie says no men are the weakest species if anything woman should give up their seat to men babies Wow Wow Emma said no But school kids should at least get stand for the elderly the amount of times I'd get up because they bury their heads in The phone does my head in I had to stand for an adult when I was a kid. Yeah, we had to yeah Amy said no, and I'd be offended if a man offered me a seat

Offended I wouldn't be offended. I just thought no. Thank you. Actually. I probably take it like how's here. I'm lazy Caitlin says nah just standard unspoken social rules stand up for pregnant people elderly or the disabled Yes, it's Jess, obviously. Also hold her bag, agree with her opinions and get that woman a cup of coffee. Yeah, do you know what I mean? Not necessarily, but kids with half price fears and fitness should be standing.

And Natalie said, it's not 1912. I don't need no man offering me his seat. Wow! I can stand. Some powerful wahine there. Chowder. Silly little punks. Play ZM's FletchBorn and Hayley. Play ZM's FletchBorn and Hayley.

Now I don't know how many responses we're gonna get to this because I want to know what was your nude fail like nude picky thirst trap fail. Okay. Because there is a girl who shared her experience online of a day she was feeling herself particularly in the booty area. Yeah. She was like bam boom boom boom. Bam. Boom ba boom boom. Like that. Let's get it girl. Smack that. Smack that. Okay let's all calm down. That's what she thought. I think we just wrote a song. Let that fat shelf. Smack that fat shelf. So she. What is happening?

Help. So she. So she. So she. Sees this and she's like this needs a picky. Yeah. Sets it up. Timer on.

This is to send to the boyfriend. Drops it low. No, not a boy friend. Drops it low. Drops it low. Drops it low. Drops it low. Drops it low.

Drops it low. Drops it low. Drops it low. Drops it low. Drops it low. Drops it low. Drops it low. Drops it low. So she sees this and she's like, this needs a picky, sets it up, timer on. This is to send to the boyfriend. Drops it low. No, not a boyfriend like a whole car. Oh, right.

Okay. Yeah. So the boyfriend situation given what she then discovered would be fine. But no, she does it. She takes this photo, cute little booty pic, sends it off to her little thirsty boy who's waiting. About an hour and a half later, she hasn't got a waiting. About an hour and a half later, she hasn't got a response,

about an hour and a half later she is like, man I was looking good, goes back in. You know when you've got a real good nude, you're like, I'm gonna check that out again. Is that me? Is that me? Was she completely nude or partially closed in this photo? Well it's from the back, so no tatars,

we're just seeing the bouteille. But what we're also seeing lower down, if you look in, well, there is the presence of a tampon string hanging out between the legs. Tampon string. And she didn't notice this at the time when she took the photo. No, she was too busy looking at the

brrrr, brrrr, smack, smack, shout. Brrrr, that's so hard, hard, brrrr, rrrr, rrrr, the peach. Anyway, so tampon string. Tampon string hanging out. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, no, when you've got your period, you are feeling yourself. Yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, like it's not the greatest outcome for a hot pack. You know what I mean? It's not sort of the energy. And it's been sent. Yeah. She can't take it back.

This is what I want to know. What was your nude picky fail? Well, you've had one of these, Warden. Oh, yeah. Remember when you accidentally uploaded it? It's a Snapchat story. It was like blurry and stuff. And it was like blurry and stuff so. And it was like up for 40 seconds right? Yeah.

Eyes, you know, I don't even know if it still does it but you used to be, if you posted a Snapchat story, the little eyes, the little eye would tell you how many eyes saw it. Yes, yeah. The eyes have it. But nobody saw it, I don't think. I remember, with the Snapchat days, a friend of mine sent a full frontal nude to me. Oh, accidentally? Yeah, waking up and then opening it and being like, Rachel!

She was like, oh my god! And I was like, that was not for me, was it? I've seen, I don't know if they're fake or not, but someone will be like, hey daddy, and send a photo, and then they're like, you've got gotta put me on your phone as something else from your actual dad. Oh, fuck. Fuck. I reckon those are set up online though. Yeah, I mean like- I've seen a couple of those,

I'm like, that cannot be real. Sending off to a family chair or just the wrong chair. Yeah. Like- Oh, it's 100% happened. 100%. Okay, well this is what we wanna know this morning and you can be completely anonymous,

text in 9696 give us a call 0800 dials at M. What was your nude picture fail? There was a babe she took a little booty shot for a hot boy She was hooking up with and didn't realize and in the photo we could see the string of Yeah, the string. The string. The emergency string. Not the only one. Some messages in. I sent a very spicy mirror picture without realising my cat was taking a shit

in his litter box in the background. You've always gotta check the background for animals. That's kind of funny. That's kind of funny. I love that bit of, hey. And the cat would have been looking too like. Yeah, eyeballing you because it looks at the person it trusts, right?

Yep. Right, so there we go. at the person it trusts, right? Yup. Right, so there we go. Just be careful on that, what's in the background there. Took a hot booby pic after a few drinks, chose a cute filter on Snapchat and sent that bad boy off. Only to realise the next day that the filter I had chosen had words along the bottom,

something along the lines of a night in my life as a mum. I didn't see the words I just liked what the filter did to the picture. Yeah right. So that kind of killed the saucy chat died out pretty quick after that. My children are my reason for being. My dad accidentally took a picture of himself in his underwear sitting on the bed and posted it to his Facebook story. Went to sleep with my sister and I realised and we snuck in to delete it.

Thankfully he didn't have a lock on his phone. We've never told him about it because he would have died of embarrassment. Oh my God. And it was a complete accident. Yeah. Oh, it is a worse feeling as someone who has experienced this when people, you wake up to messages being like, hey, home, was that for public? And you're like, we've done that anyway. We've seen you that message. Yeah. like, hey Hon, was that for public? And you're like-

We've done that anyway. We've sent you that message. Hey Hon, Hon, Hon, Hon, hey when you wake up, Hon. Did you drink Haley Poesat? Was that for public? Somebody said, not me, but a friend of a friend on Snapchat took a picture of themself on the toilet

and then wrote a caption, but under the caption you could see his little thingy. Oh no. His nickname now is Peanut. Oh no. Little thingy. His little thingy. I was meant to message a Snap of me having a good time,

if you know what I mean. Yeah. Okay. On a roller coaster. Rainbow's End. Yeah, that's where my mind went to, that part. To my ex, but I selected everyone on my Snap to see it, except him.

So I was on my stories for 24 hours and everybody saw it and it was before you could delete stories. What, you could never delete stories? Surely you could. Well maybe you guys saw it before I deleted it. It used to be hard. I mean, when the thing happened to me, you really had to work.

You really had to work to delete it. Many years ago I was feeling it, and I sent a booby pic to a guy I was seeing. I entered his phone number, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Oh no, no, no, no. Enter a phone number manually. Save them, save them in contacts. What is it?

It was the wrong number. The receiver replied, thank you very much, can I have some more? Ha ha ha ha. But you know what? That's a nice compliment. Oh no know what? That's a nice compliment. I said it, remember we do at this stage probably have to remember the Carl Fletcher Rule Four

and the rule of Fletcher's Rules, the book of Fletcher's Rules. Never trust anyone ever. No, that's number one. You should actually release a rule book. Number four is never have your face in your junk in the same picture. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Deniability is key. Deniability is key. Deniability is key. Even though you've got tattoos all over your body. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lots of people have these tattoos. Sent a photo of my tartars, which I thought was going to my girlfriend at the time, went to a random guy I went to school with.

That was an awkward conversation with him. Random guy you went to school with? Yeah. Mortifying. Yeah. Mortifying. Yep. Mortifying. When I think about like the teenage boys I was hanging around with,

imagine them seeing now my 35 year old Tata and I was being like, are you alright Haley? Yeah. How have you been? Aging. Pretty bloody good. Aging.

I've been aging. Play ZM's Fleshborne in Haley. If you missed it, Sex.life season three launched yesterday..Live season three launched yesterday. One of season three is out wherever you podcast, me and Morgz diving deep this season. Tell you what, it's good. Response so far, excellent.

Yesterday with Morgz. Haven't listened. Well Vaughan, you're the number one fan of the show. Oh I love it. I have not found myself with the time to listen because you know it's my chores podcast. Yes. I just find it's like listening to my two sisters talk because you know it's my chores podcast. Yes. I just find it's like listening to my two sisters

talk about sex and it's weird. Yeah, it is odd. It is odd, we do give a lot away. It's a lot. But, so yesterday we hosted the launch party. We had flowers and all sorts, and we had a sausage sizzle, or a sausage fest as Morgan wanted to call it.

We had a sausage fest, and as part of sausage sizzle, or a sausage fest as Morgan wanted to call it. We did, we had a sausage fest and as part of this sausage fest, there was a very attractive topless waiter. Oh, okay. Yeah, and he was going around serving out the sauce for everyone. How much was he getting paid to do this? I honestly think it was a... To be ogled at. Ogled?

I think it was a ring in favour. Ogled. Ogled at. Ogled. Ogled. Ogled. But why do you call it ogled? I thought it was ogled at. Ogled. Don't you get ogling at me?

I'm ogling at you. Can you do a Google pronunciation please? Can you do an ogle? Stare in a literate manner. Stare. Ogled. Who breasts? Ogled.

O-G-L-E-D. I, to be honest, I thought there was two Gs. It's just one. It's just one. Oggled. Oggled. Oggled. Oggled.

Oggled. So we're all wrong. We ogled at him. Ogled. But he's very posh. You were ogling? Well, I'll go posh then. I ogled at this man.

Oh, that's British pronunciation? Yeah. Ogled. Ogled. Ogled. Ogle. Ogle. So it is ogle. You ogle at someone. We were saying ogle, you said ogle. It's...

Look, I'm going to have to goog-woggle it. I'm going to have to google it. Anyway, it was basically there to be perved at. You know, it's fun of the sexy vibe of the show. Better word. We'll just say perved because we don't know how to say that. Pooved. And so lots of people were filming, sharing on social media,

and we thought it'd be a great idea to get a fun video of us with this shirtless hot guy. So we grab a sausage each from the Sausage Fest. And because he's got them and we grab one, and as part of this video, I was like, hey, and then we're like, let's eat the sausages, you know, and then I grabbed the sausage and I like, like put it towards him and he was like, ha, like opened his mouth like that.

And so I just- For like a photo. For a photo. Yep. And what I then did was I inserted the sausage into this man's mouth without asking. Right. And I acknowledged that was- For the photo.

For the photo. Right. And he went along with- Yeah, and he was like, ah, and then I was like, bite down on it. He was like, ah, ah, vegan. I shoved a sausage in a vegan's mouth. I mean shoving something in someone's mouth. Especially after you've ogled, ogled, ogling him. You've been ogling, ogling.

I know. I sausage the vegans mouth. He's gonna have to start again. You've gotta reset the clock. You've gotta reset the clock. Oh no, oh surely I haven't caused that much damage. Oh shivers. I mean he didn't eat it, but the juices were there. Yeah, it was a juicy sausage.

What did you just say? He didn't eat it, but the juices were there. The sausage juices were there. Clip that up, clip that up. Clip that up, clip that up. Clip it up, clip that up. Clip that up. Producers, clip that up. We're gonna need to clip that up.

I thought you guys were listening because your heads were down. They were so disgusted here. Fletch said the juices were there. I'm just saying that he's gonna have to start again because the meat juice touched him. Well, I don't know how much of the sausage juice got in his mouth.

Today, he'll be like, it's my first day vegan. I've had to restart again. It's like, what is it? Like, AA, do they go to meetings? Yeah. Yeah, they get coins. Hi, I'm, um, Crystal. It's been two days since I had meat. He'll go in, hello, I'm Horatio.

He looked like a Horatio. He looked like a Horatio. Or a Julio. Yeah, or Julio. Julio. My name is Julio and it has been one day since sausage juice touched my lips. I would do need you to know it was not my choice. A woman. A wild woman.

A woman put this sausage in my mouth. But I did not eat it. But the juices were present. I thought he said as a vegan, what the hell was a vegan doing handing out sausages in the first place? Well, he wasn't eating it. It's a job, it's a job, it's a job.

In this economy, you gotta get some meat juice on your hands. Because could a vegan do Uber Eats? Yeah. You could do it, you're not eating the food. But the smell of those chippies. Oh. Are we gonna crack it? Most vegans, if they got locked in with, you know,

like a chip cooked in like beef tallow. Mm. But I don't know, like a chip cooked in like beef tallow Yeah, yarm, it's good stuff. Thank you to the vegan who's message and I love you guys but man you're hard on us vegans Well, I I actually if you may or may not have noticed have been giving you a break so far this year And I was just currently issuing an apology to a vegan because she tried to ram a sausage in his mouth But again, it is worth noting the juices were present but he didn't Shut his mouth love to all it. Love to all vegans listening. It's actually not cheating if the juices are present but you don't wrap your lips around it. Yeah okay. Play ZM's FletchBorn and Hayley. Netflix has added a show straight in at number two of the global all-time most watched shows on Netflix ever?

Ever? Ever ever? Ever ever. I'm sorry Miss Jackson. But ever never seems too much. Are you eating that cereal without milk again? Dude. I have told you yesterday. Oh my god Fletch is gonna lose it.

Dude he's gonna lose it. One of my highlights of yesterday was every time I thought about Fletch getting so upset that I was eating dry cereal, I put a smile on my face. Like, just add some milk! And then I started myself out breakfast and- And then he can't talk on the radio because he's all like-

But then I- Gah, gah, gah, gah, gah cereal. No, it's a tiny systemer. It's one of the smallest. This is what I would call a too boiled egg systemer. No, I know, but you can actually fit a surprising amount in it. I looked at how much you've just eaten dry. It's too much for me. Yuck, yuck, seriously. That's a sidebar. A disgusting dry cereal sidebar.

I don't like milk. Because Netflix have updated their all time biggest shows streaming list. Adolescents. Adolescents. Adolescents. Adolescents. Adolescents. Adolescents.

Adolescents. Adolescents. Adolescents. Adolescents. Adolescents. dry cereal sidebar. I don't like milk. Because Netflix have updated their all time biggest shows streaming list. Yeah. Adolescents, straight in at number two, the second most watched Netflix show ever. Really? I still haven't watched it. Which it is having you.

Nah, cause I think it'll scare me. Cause you've got kids. I've got kids. But you've got girls. And I'm also like very much talking to them about that sort of stuff. Yeah. Every week we have a little, a little hooey. Well I'm also very much talking to them about that sort of stuff. Yeah. Every week we have a little hooey.

It is phenomenal. I say you have girls, but then the girl was basically the victim in this entire show. Wasn't she? Yeah. Um, now you're not going to watch it. Don't tell me that. Yeah. But it was incredible because every scene is shot in one.

One shot. Every episode's one shot. And the acting is phenomenal, especially the kid. Steven Graham. Steven Graham is amazing at everything. One of the best actors in the world. Yeah, it's incredible. So that's number one most watched. No, number two.

Oh, number two. So Wednesday, season one, is the most watched Netflix show of all time. And I don't think. Wow! Is it really? I don't think anything's gonna, I mean maybe Adolescents might beat it over time.

But- I haven't watched Wednesday, it's not for me. No, you like it. I loved it. I watched it with August. So we had like a bit of a father daughter collection. Is that 1.7 billion? Is that 1.7 billion?

Too many zeros for you, baby. Vaughan used to present lotto, so he knows. Yeah, that is one, but that's of course we always read out 1.7. Did you used to do the lotto? I used to do the lotto. Pre-Sonya. Vaughan Kiriyama. I was Pre-Sonya, yeah. And then of course, we always read out 1.7. Did you used to do the lotto? I used to do the lotto. Pre-Sonya. I was Pre-Sonya, yeah.

And then of course, I slept with Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas and there was that whole controversy. Oh yeah, you could have some saying that. So that is 1.7 billion hours, yes. Lotto let Vaughn go after he slept with Fergie from the Black Eyed Peas. Yeah, it was sort of, it didn't align with their...

Yeah, because I get, you know, the lotto music, I was like, maybe we should play my girlfriend's songs. Yeah, as you're doing the wheel, you're like, Fergalicious definite, Fergalicious definite, Fergalicious definite. Fergalicious definite, make them bars go loco. And Lotto were like, we're gonna have to let you go. Yeah, we're not here to promote your girlfriend. And that was when they hired Sonia.

Yeah, so you were between Lumps. I said, what about my Grant Kuriyama and Sonia? Lady Lumps. Yeah, as Lotto hosts. I feel like Hillary Mule was in there. Yeah, Locato. I think I know that. I saw that very attractive man.

The memories. Jordan. Jordan, yes. I was in there. Yeah, Locato. I think I did. I saw that very attractive man. The memories. Jordan. Oh yes. I was before Jordan. Pre-Jordan. I was pre-Jordan post-Grant. Yeah, okay. Great.

It was a short run. You short run. But that's why I always go to Vaughan for the numbers. Because so. And when they let me go, I said, but my lumps. My lovely lady lumps. Check them out. So Wednesday, season one has been viewed 1.7 billion hours.

I didn't realise that it had that big of an impact. Where's Stranger Things? So Stranger Things season four is number three on the all time Netflix list. Dharma is number four. I still haven't watched that. Is it good? How can season four of Stranger Things

be more than season one? Cause surely everybody that's watched four has watched one, but not everybody that watched one watched four. Nah, I reckon some people just drop on in. Or pirating. Also runtime as well, maybe pirating. Runtime maybe.

Longer episodes. It could be longer. Bridget in season one is the fifth most watched Netflix show of all time. The Queen's Gambit. The Queen's Gambit at seven. Bridget in season three at seven the night agent season one at eight season two was a bit... 4 Me 1's that's a great one of those Harlan is it Corbin that

guy? Oh my god it's got bloody Joanna Lumley in it. Yes it does. I love Joanna Lumley. They're like you never know who who done it until the last episode. You don't know who done it. Who done it. I don't know who done it. I don't even know who done it. Stranger Things number three, our season three. Where's Squirt Game?

It's not even on the all time most watched. That's great. Although I will say this is English. So if I go, shall I go, shall I go, shall I go shows non-English? Oh, yeah. Cause the money heist will be in the top 10 then, sure. Cause Money Heist was massive.

So the 10 most popular non-English shows, Squid Game, season one, season two at number two, Money Heist part four at three. Yeah. Have you guys watched that, Money Heist? No. And Lupin, Lupin's a great show. Have you watched Lupin?

No, I don't remember talking about that. It's a French, the French guy. I don't watch it. I wouldn't need subtitles, I did French in high school. It's all money-highs basically. Because of the Rambo Warrior. You still upset? I'm livid.

I'm ropable. I was ropable enough about the nuclear testing and then they bombed the bird. You were actually more pissed than the time Lotto let you go. Why? That, I could just come down and they said, Vaughan where have you been? I said, I've been up in the gym just working on my fitness he's my witness. Oh yeah yeah. You put them boys on lock lock. I don't know what's happening today. Play ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. Vaughan do you do a bit of running? Yeah thanks for noticing. man, you run. I love to run.

You run a lot on the treadmill, but sometimes you'll hit the pavement. Yeah, and my knees don't like the pavement anymore. The knees don't like the pavement, who's my knees? And the camber of a rural, do you know what I mean by camber? The camber of the road? Yeah, the camber bend, let the curb out. So the water runs off it.

Oh yeah? The camber of the road, when you're running rurally and you're running on the rural roads. Oh, you're running on an angle. You're running on a camber and the hip and the knee. Justurally and you're running on the rural roads. Oh, you're running on an angle. You're running on a camber in the hip and the knee. Just say the angle. Don't come around here with your... Oh, I knew what a camber is for renovation.

I thought you appreciated civil engineering, you son of a bitch. Because when you install brand new doors, you have to have a bit of a camber as they settle, they kind of flatten out like that. If you don't put it in the doors, you won't be able to open. I didn't know that.

I did because... We're all learning. Did you know that, dipshit? Yes. You're the one that eats dry cereal. So don't come at me with that. I actually think I'm working with a couple of dips. Well, you run a bit fletched.

You don't even touch the stuff. You've retired from running. I cycle and swim. What do you add to your knees? Every time I ran, like, tried to do like a, you know, long distances, I'd just blow out my calf muscles. Ow. Yeah, but have you seen how this guy runs? Have you seen him run?

He's very limp-wristed. Very limp-wristed. Very mincy up top. Very mincy. Very mincy. Like a Dorothy the Octopus type. No, I take the gallop. Aran's a kimbo. But the dude's got, because you've seen the calves.

I know, the calves are phenomenal. He like pops off the ground, like boom, I'm a little. Yeah. I've seen you run in short bursts when we've done classes together. I did the Auckland half in what, 1.31? Yeah. 1 hour 31, so suck it.

Just get everybody to suck it. So actually suck it, I did run. Just get everybody to suck it. And now I retired. I'll suck it, but I don't run. Strong headwinds too, that by the way. Very. Strong headwinds on that day.

So that could have been an hour. It could have actually been an ally. That would have been. Yeah. I don't run because of the mental game. I'm too bored. I need to be constantly stimulated and busy. But definitely not ADHD. I watch, that's also why it works on a treadmill.

I just watch TV shows and try to forget the fact that I'm exercising because exercise sucks. And the gym girls are always like, hey, how are you? And I'm like, I hate being here. Yeah, if I wasn't, if I was naturally thin, I wouldn't be here, but I'm a fluctuate. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, how are you? And I'm like, I hate being here. Yeah, if I was naturally thin, I wouldn't be here, but I'm a fluctuate guy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. My metabolism's Irish. Well, this could be an app for us. Okay. It is only cheating ourselves, but you know people have like Strava or Nike Run Club. I feel like everyone's using Strava. Strava.

I always see people posting, I've run, Mattie McClain is bloody. He's intolerable. He's actually gonna get a hide soon. He actually runs past our studio some mornings and comes in like, hey guys, just did a 10k. He's always like, guys, I just ran 11.4ks. Oh no, he is quite bad. And he puts up a photo, a little squiggle and stuff.

All the time. I've unfollowed him as a friend. Have you? Yeah, I've muted him. I'm following him more closely than ever. Oh, I've muted him honestly. That's because you love seeing pictures of him sweating after a run.

What do I watch? Do you watch? There's you love seeing pictures of him sweating after a run. Do you watch that? That's my own little bloody Tintin that guy. He is. You know I've got a Tintin kink. I'm the big bearded captain. Whatever his name was on Tintin. What a weird reference Vaughan to reference Tintin. That's alright. And I'll say if you don't know who Tintin is that's your bad Google it. Grow up. So Strava, yeah, he uses Strava, and you map your runs, and then you share them with everyone, and everyone's like, oh my god, you smashed out 10k today? Bravo, bravo. Well, I don't get to do that,

because otherwise I'd have to do 10k, and show a time, you can't fake it. Well, can you? New website. Fake my run, it's called. Okay. This would be great if you're on Ozempic. Oh. Because you know how you don't want to admit you're on Ozempic. Because you know how you don't want to admit

you're on Ozempic. Yes. Yes. But you are on Ozempic and everyone can tell because your face just looks hollow now. Yeah. You're an Ozempic face. And so you could say, I've been running.

Yeah. And then be sharing these runs and it's all bullshit. You're just Ozempic. And so this guy, Arthur Buffard has created a website called Fake My Run, he describes it as truly a milestone in lazy technology innovation. It will create you fake mapped routes based on your area and put in a fraudulent run, a time that you're like,

gotta make it believable. I'm not smashing out a half marathon in one hour 30, but I could do it in two 15. Yeah. She says. I like you said there was so much confidence I'm not smashing out a half marathon in one hour 30, but I could do it in 215. Yeah With a little bit of lime scooter I could Little bit of a ride So yeah, you can go on this thing and you can put in like basically some some fake details and they'll spit you out you can put in like basically some fake details and they'll spit you out this fake run

that you can share on your Strava or on your social medias and be like, big day guys, but you gotta carpe the dium and you gotta get up at five, smash it out. Do the mahi, get the treats. When you've just slept until eight o'clock. Great for cheating too. Oh, if you're cheating on your partner. Yeah.

Did a 90 minute run. Yeah, yeah. And then you get back. Sweaty and sort of got stinky in the crotch. And you're like, it's because of all that. Check my Strava. Yeah. Play ZM's Fletchporn and Hayley.

Wait a minute. The producers are trying to shame me into not knowing people who work his name. Now that happened to me once and I was embarrassed so badly. I've made a real effort to know everybody's name since. Test me. I'll do it. Which one am I? Uh huh.

Yeah, wow, fail. Uh huh. You guys just come up with code names. That's what you think you know their names. You don't. You're like, oh, that one did this one. Listen, Rebecca's shush. Yeah.

Can we just get a shush? Turn off Rebecca's mic, I'm sick of it. Now, listen to this. There was a couple that were together for two years and then they had a messy, a messy breakup. Fighting, resentments, they realised they weren't communicating properly. Off they went, they were like,

screw this, I'm out, blah, blah, blah, blah. Love is dead. Love is dead, they said. See you later. Then they bumped into each other on a train in London and they were like, hey man, how are you? How many years are we fast forwarding here? Two.

Okay. Two years together, two year break. We've talked about the movie The Break Up a little bit. Yes, I love that film so much. Such a good movie and at the end when they run into each other and you're like, they're gonna get back together. Spoiler alert, they don't and it's like perfect.

It's perfect. It's perfect. Wait, who's in this movie? Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston. It would have come out like 2010? So this movie, it's about them and you just slowly watch their relationship fall to bits. Is that the one with the dog and then the dog dies? That's Marley and me. That's Owen Wilson and Jennifer Aniston. Okay.

Yeah. So. No you're thinking of me, you and Dupree. Which is Ben Stiller. Is that Ben Stiller or Owen Wilson? I'm unsure. No, you're thinking of the Royal Tenor Bombs. Anyway, so they bumped into each other on a train two years later, messy break-up remember, two years later and they were like, how are you? I'm gonna go have a stream for a while. Be like, do you want a catch-up? We should have a dinner. Oh okay. And they said yes. They were like, right we're gonna go on this dinner. Dinner

goes well. How have you been? Big catch up. They slept together that night. And they're like, ah, what are we doing? And they were both agreeing, like on the days afterwards, they don't want to situation shit with each other, like with their ex. They're like, okay, let's just lay it all out on the line.

What do we want? What did we do wrong last time? Are we gonna try this again? And the answer is yes. And they're back together, giving it a red hot go. What are we, where are we at now with the fast forward? Have they just started after two the break? They've been together a little bit? I think we're like freshish but it's been a number of months. But they're out there like I'm

assuming this is viral because it's someone on TikTok like we're back together. No they wrote about it. She's a journalist and she wrote about it and was like, here's the experience of like, blowing something apart, couple of years later, giving it another go and it's going really well. But it was messy, the end. And no, it wasn't like, oh, wrong time, wrong place. It was like a disaster, resentment, bad communication.

Oh no, that's gonna happen again. Wow, this is why, yeah I know, it's got a bit of a ticking time bomb on it, but maybe they've worked on it. Maybe they've worked on themselves. Maybe they grew a little bit in that time apart. This is why I wanna know. Maybe it's Maybelline.

And maybe it's Maybelline. Maybe she's born with it. Yeah, maybe it's Maybelline. Okay, maybe it's. Maybe she's an easy-beasy, beautiful cover girl. Now, I wanna know from our listeners this morning Did it work the second time around? Did you give love with the same person a second shot? And it and do you think um like the bigger the gap the better? Yeah

I mean, I mean, because do you want like we broke up for a week? Oh, no, no, you can get me that's just silly. You just took a you just having a fight. Yeah, that was that's embarrassing Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Well, I'll wait a hundred dials at M, we wanna take your calls now, text through, and I'm assuming we're already getting some messages in. Already getting messages. 9696 to message in. When did it work the second time around?

We wanna know if love worked the second time around with the same person. There's a couple that had a bad breakup two years apart, bumped into each other on a train, and it's all hot and on again. Even though it was a messy end. Messy end? Fights galore. Let's check, let's put a calendar reminder in to check back with this journalist and see if she's still together. We might have to chuck a calendar reminder in for one of our listeners too. Oh really? Um guys the timing here sucks my boyfriend broke up with me yesterday to work on himself and now there's,

but now I've got potential hope. No no. Give up I reckon. To work on himself. That sounds like he's got someone else in a holding pattern and if that doesn't work out how would it be back? You're planting seeds. Okay that's not I'm planting seeds. Just planting an unwanted invasive non-native. Hon, get on the apps hon and just get out and stretch your legs. If he's gonna work on himself, it sounds like you need to work on some other people. You know what I'm saying? That's right. Yeah, exactly.

You need to work yourself on some other people. That's right. Yep, nice. Get down to it, get down on it, down on it, get down on it, party people, get down on it. We've got quite a lot of messages, so let's move this along. Let's sing a little bit, sing some more.

So it's gonna be a long day. Let's save that energy for later. I got an abundant amount of energy. A listener texted and asked if daddy didn't give us our riddle move this along. Well it's gonna be a long day. Let's save that energy for later. A listener texted and asked if daddy didn't give us our riddle in this morning. I'm gonna burn this place down. We're back together after 15 years apart. Wow. Living together now and remitted a party through our kids knowing each other without us knowing that. Oh, okay, so they weren't shared children. Had kids separately, the kids know each other

and they're like, oh, this is so and so's dad. You're like, all right. Like a love was lost. Oh, well don't you regret. Would you get back with anybody you dated when you were a teenager? Yeah. Really?

Yeah. I mean, say it in a high pitched voice, it makes it believable. Yeah, I mean, I probably haven't given them another chance. Just, it makes it believable. Well, my first boyfriend is a Christian and I don't know that our beliefs align. Yeah. And... So no, so no, the answer's no. The DJ probably not, do you know what I mean?

No, the DJ stood you up, remember? He did stand me up and I would never let it go. I won't forgive you if you forgive her. Yeah, thank you. I think a lot of my friends feel the same way. My girlfriend and I had an 11 year break and now we're married. We dated for a year and a half

and then broke up when I was 21. And then obviously, do the maths, there they got back together at 32. Yeah, right. Together for about a year, then a seven year break, both did our overseas experiences separately, grew up, experienced life, and then got back together and married for 16 years.

Nice. Oh, that's nice. I love that someone said, my husband and I double dipped. Double dipped! Double dipped the chip. Married for 10 years, dated for 18 months, three year break, and then we bumped into each other at the mall, and had a very boozy night together, four months later engaged, and now they've been together for a bloody 10 years. Right.

I guess there's just that moment where you're like yeah we couldn't do any better. Yeah I shopped around and I come back to the first store. I tried to find something better. The grass wasn't greener. My partner and I tried things back in 2017 but I wasn't ready and he was so we went and then he ended up getting married to somebody else and that didn't work out and then he reached out to me when my granddad passed away. Oh.

Sorry to hear about your granddad. Yeah, but I'm wondering that feels like he saw a weakness, an opportunity. Saw a wounded gazelle and he's a hunting leopard. He was just being nice at a... And the rest is history. We have three children between us, one together and two from previously and we've just won our first home together. Cute. Listen to this, how cute would this be? Dated at 15, then 17, then didn't see each other

for 20 years. Now we've been together for three and a half years. Oh wow. Yeah, little teenage love. My grandparents quite famously got divorced and then remarried, says the texta. Divorced and then- Because it would have been a big deal,

grandparents getting divorced. Divorced and then remarried. Yeah, my aunt and uncle split up and were separated for years after he cheated on her. And then the girl came to my place and they had a fist fight with my auntie. Stink halves. Wait, and then they got back with them?

Well, I'm here to defend my... Why am I doing an old man's voice? I don't know. It should be a woman's voice. I'm here to take my man. They had a fist fight with my auntie. Then they rekindled many years later and just got married again last year.

That sounds like a chaotic relationship. It feels like pure chaos. Dated for seven months, had a messy breakup, saw each other again at a party a year later. Now have been together for 20 years, married for 16, have two sprogs. Man, I haven't heard kids called sprogs for a while. I love sprogs.

That feels cool. Our eldest is just out of high school. Youngest won't stop bringing bugs into the house because we think he might be part demon child. Weird that you brought that in right on the end there. Yeah, but I'm glad you did. We dated when I was 17 for about six months, broke up over 10 years,

and now we've been back together for seven. Wow. Now I wonder if we could help this person, who's texting. Okay. I've had a terrible, terrible breakup with my last girlfriend two years ago. I'm still madly in love with her.

I'd take her back in a heartbeat. No, you've got to remember the bad stuff. That's famously what therapist said. You've glorified, yeah, yeah. Concentrate on the bad stuff, push it all down. Focus on the negative, let that come out. Yeah, ferment it and then let the negative be the kombucha of life.

I'm just saying, this person here, broke up with their girlfriend two years ago, terrible breakup, has said they're madly, madly in love. Like you can't, you're not gonna be able to move through life like that, texture. I'll tell you what, she I'll give you a second thought. Text her. Nah.

What have you got to lose? Text her. What, and she'll be like, who's this? Send her a message and just be like, I'm just gonna be honest with you. Nah. I haven't stopped thinking about you since the day we parted.

What do you think that's gonna give this person closure? Yeah. When they text back and be like, I'm sorry, I'm with someone. That's closure. Yeah, right. They need that closure. You just gotta remember there's always like three or four other fish in the tank. Yeah there are. Some of them

are dead though, barely up. They've never been cleaned out. Do you know what I mean? And some things look like fish but they're not. It's in plastic bags. It's poop. It's plastic bags. I'd check it before you ate it because that's how like. Yeah. Is that a little baby fish? No that's fish poop bro. Yeah yeah. That's fish poop. Text her. Play Zed M's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Play Zed M's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. It's time for... Fact of the Day, Day, Day, Day, Day. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d- Bring the bananas! Oh shut up. Oh my god! Big banana actually did reach out. Big big banana.

Big banana. Big big banana. Wow, doll bananas. Come Mr. Dilly man. Dilly me banana. Did I come and you wanna go home. I don't know if you can sing that. Really, they sang it on Betelgeuse in the 80s.

Yeah, I don't know. Nothing's changed. Okay, why did they send you a whole box of bananas? Because they just stoked to hear their fruit being mentioned on. It's one of my favourite fruits. And then the perfect green. I know, they're perfect for us. They're gonna be ready in a couple of days.

Shamala Shaw! Oh my god, do you reckon they wanna see my new banana bowl? I might send it to them. They'd love to see their banana bowl. You should put pictures of bananas in my banana bowl. Long time listener of the show and good friend, Camilla, who works for Dole. Parker Bowles.

Camilla Parker Bowles. Yes, yes, yes. Who just got a little bit bored sitting around in between public things and knew the importance of work. So she's been out there working for Dole Bananas. This whole time I did not know, A, that she worked for Dole Bananas, and B, that she listened to Fletcher, Warren and Hayley.

I've scrolled back through my- Wait, is she the queen? Yeah, queen consort. Yeah, no, aren't they just gonna go queen? Cause if I was a queen, I'd just sit at home leeching off my husband. I know, also she's the queen. She was like the bit on the side.

Yeah, I know. She was a nobody. And now she works for the big bananas. No, actually, Carlin's would have a very good point. It might be Camilla the gorilla from What Now? Oh, that makes way more sense. That makes more sense because of the bananas. Makes way more sense.

Sorry Camila Parker. Camila has done something really nice and we've just decided to just compare her name to all the other friends. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Camila's, no, I can tell you, Camila is Brazilian by birth, Kiwi by choice.

Right, okay, fantastic. I have first heard from her in 2017 regarding pineapples. Because of course, dog do pineapples as well. They grow on the ground, don't they? They do. And they take a long time. Three time. Three years to grow a pineapple. And there's one in my fridge that I might just chuck half of it out because it's gone a little brown.

I'll eat it. I should have more. I'll eat it this afternoon. Oh my god, let's make pina coladas. Yeah, oh my god. Now we have to buy another pineapple. I don't like pina coladas because they're too creamy. Do you have any Malibu? I'll just have a Malibu and pineapple. Can she ship a couple of pineapples in before three o'clock? I don't know if we could get a couple of pineapples in before three o'clock? I don't know, we could probably get a couple of pineapples across the board. That'd be perfect. So she sent me a box of bananas and then just a flurry of banana facts.

Oh my god, hit us with a flurry. So the current variety that we eat, she heard us talking about the Grosse Michelle, the Big Michael, which is what? The artificial banana flavour. It was wiped out by Panama disease, a fungus, which will also wipe out the modern day Cavendish. Now the Cavendish is the banana that we all eat. This is the one that we yum, yum, yum, yum, yum. You might be thinking about Vaughan.

Oh no, oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Piper, no. Oh there's booties, do you eat booties? Oh my God, no. The Bob, what about, you might be thinking about Vaughan, you're saying Cavendish a lot. What about my favorite, the Bobby bananas? The Bobby bananas are Cavendish bananas, but from the bottom of the stem and they're smaller and sweeter.

And you know they just- Wait, are they the ladyfingers? The smaller ones. Yeah, the smaller ones. The smaller ones. So they wouldn't sell them because people wouldn't buy them because they're small bananas. New Zealand was the first market to be like, kids are like them. wouldn't sell them because people wouldn't buy them because they're small bananas. New Zealand was the first market to be like kids, kids are like them.

But they used to just get fed to stock and stuff. That's enough of a banana for a lady finger. I can't fit a whole Cavendish in my smoothie in the morning. So I sort of nib the end and mostly go half. Yeah. I've had half a banana. You've said to me many times, would you like half a banana? I'll never turn in a banana.

I don't care what anybody says. Yeah. I say, help me, Vaughan. I can't handle it Mm Vaughan why a banana is curved? Ask me that So No, we can't say that actually, okay

because of the Sun Correct bananas are curved or bent because of the negative geotropism once that form he's very happy He's got a cash builder. He just kicked his box everywhere. He's got a cash builder. And he's through to the next round of the chase. I'm gonna be the only one at the end on the chase. So that you'll lose then. You two dummies will drop out. They come out straight and then they start growing towards the sun. Towards the sun like my plant. Oh my god and like Mel C. And that's how you can tell where the bananas are growing. Filipino bananas are more curved than the Ecuadorian bananas because the level of sunlight exposure is the contributing factor. Are Ecuadorian bananas bigger?

Yeah, they're the big long straight ones. That you get them and you always go, man, that's a big banana because it doesn't have the curve in it, it's a straighter one. Are Swiss bananas bigger? They don't do bananas, they're toke-o-roans. Yeah, they're toke-o-roans. Big, straight.

Sorry, I'm still in shock after you just kicked this box everywhere and all your toothpicks have gone everywhere. Now you're gonna have four toothpicks. So, other facts from... We're out of time. Camilla, I just wanna do one more. Bananas are fragile, they need to be cut

and transported while green. It takes two weeks for a banana to get from the Philippines to New Zealand, and three weeks for a banana to get from Ecuador to New Zealand, and then they go through the ripening process which takes another four to five days and then they hit their shelves. Now we have it a text somebody is wanting to drop off some Malibu so if we can get those pineapples. I'm gonna make skinny

pina coladas today this afternoon. What are skinny pina coladas? Mesh cream. I'm gonna go with the cream. No. Then we're gonna have fresh pineapple with your mushy fridge pineapple and some Malibu. Right. It's home. Okay well we're gonna have to send an email to the office telling them the free bananas because you're not gonna eat all those. Well I was thinking of making a banana bread. I'm gonna take two bunches and I'll let one go brown and one will be fresh to eat. Fletch can I please have my sound up on my auxiliary cord? We're out of time. It's our show. Deo! Deo! We can't sing about Harry Bole Funt again.

De la come and me wanna go home. But wait, is this about bananas? Deo! Deo! What do you mean? Is it about bananas? Are you okay? Are you... what? Are you out of your mind? Am I wrong about that? Yes I might be. You might be wrong.

You might be wrong. Are you really asking me that question? Tell the break of dawn! Okay, anyway, well today's many facts about bananas. Wait, wait, wait, unless you've got to get to the banana part. Oh, fast forward to the banana part. No, it's coming up! You've only just seen the banana once, you can talk all over it. Oh my god.

Now we're going to stay longer. Come and we want to the banana. No, it's coming up. You just see banana once, you talk all over it. Oh my god. Now we're going to stay longer. Come and we wanna go home. Come and we wanna go home. Come and we wanna go home. Come and we wanna go home. Come and we wanna go home. Come and we wanna go home. Come and we wanna go home.

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Said with such confidence. Yeah, I was like, because it's always weird that it's so early now. Yeah, it's changed a bit. It used to be such a naughty show. But last night when we came out of the studio, me and Shari, you know my hero makeup and my friend. I would have put friend first.

She is my friend first. But boy she knows how to slap on a face. Oh boy does she what? We came out of the studio. She's covered up one of my pimples before. Yeah she has and you could not see it. Couldn't even tell. She's a genius. Yeah I know. Slaps a bit of bog on this old bloody rusty condo.

Oh my god. It's like a... Huh? Slap a bit of bong in there. Get another wharf. She gets another wharf for another year. See, I don't know who I'm looking at. If you're buying her second hand, you just give it a tap and then it's like... Yeah, you hear the difference.

It goes... It goes... That's when you get to the ball. That's how much she's filling up this old gal. How do you feel? Have we built you up? It's just so fun and I know you only do it because we're such close friends. Close and dear.

The people that love you the most will hurt you the most. No, the people that love you the most roast you the most. That's right. And boy oh boy am I on fan bake. Peace. Now... You don't roast on fan bake, you idiot. You roast on roast.

Sometimes I want a little crispy skin. So put it on grill. Wait, I use fan bake. Shoot me. Put it on grill. Some people only have fan bake ovens. What, they can't make a roast? You're saying people with fan bake ovens

can't make a roast. Yeah, I've only ever used fan bake. I love fan bake. Put it on. I love fan bake. I love fan bake. You're telling me there's a roast setting? Yeah, it's a grill on top and bake around the rest with a fan. Wait, is that the symbol with the fan and the bluh at the bottom?

No, no, no. The jagged bit. The fan and the do-do-do jagged bit at the top. Another symbol to indicate bake around the bottom. I think I've only been fan baking all my life. Put it on a low shelf. Put it on a low shelf. Put it on a low shelf. Yeah, it's been fine. This guy's an idiot.

I'm not an idiot. Can't roast on fan bake. You can roast on fan bake, but it's not as good as roast, because you're gonna have to flick it to grill it. Some stage to get that crispy. Roast is bake. It's the same thing.

Do you want crispy skin on that pork roast, or are you just gonna eat it like human skin? If you've ever cocked up the crackling and it feels like you're eating a human, you don't want that. You don't want that. If you've ever cocked up the crackling and it feels like you're eating a human, you don't want that. You don't want that. Excuse me? Ever cocked up the roast, the pork roast, and you feel like you're eating skin and then you find a nipple?

But if it's crispy, yum yum yum, give me them crispy nipples. Bogged up Commodore needs to talk. Bogged up Commodore? I reckon let's not let that name stick. Bogged up Commodore and Cocked Up Roast, that's our latest RockQuest band name. Bogged up Commodore is worse than when we called Shannon Binjuice. Not today. Let's move on.

Yeah, actually the women need to look beautiful today. We're going out tonight and then you're calling me a bobbed up Commodore. Is there a rage room in Auckland? I feel like I need to let off some steam. No, there's not. Why did Carwin immediately know that? Cause she's like, I've got rage and I don't know where to put it.

So, do you know, I wanted to get this as like an experience gift for my partner ages ago cause we talked about it for so long. Cause you're intolerable to be with. You try to be nuts. Yeah, I do. I'm 100% horrible. And then there aren't any. There's one in Wellington,

and that's all I could find in the country. Maybe when I crash crash. What about an ax throwing bar? I can throw some axes. Yeah, that'd be cool. What about some axes? Driving range? Do you want to go to the driving range?

We haven't been to the driving range for ages. Yeah, that'd be fun. That'd be fun. Oh, I've got golfers' elbow. Damn it. And we can't go do tennis, because I've got a tennis elbow, so. God, all of our activities get really rough.

What kind of elbow do you have, Vaughn? I play with myself too much. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fiddler's elbow. Okay. Fiddler's elbow, it's because I play the fiddle. Because he plays the fiddle so hard. I play the fiddle too. This is so stupid now, my story.

I'm just, I'm sort of shook by the roasting. Anyway, it was raining when I came out and there was big puddles. The fan banking, sorry. Yeah, yeah, when I was getting fan baked. Anyway, I came out massive, swallow your water. I came out. The water came out my nose and into my mustache.

And this is the problem. There's a rage room in Hamilton. Oh, we can drive down. We can drive down. We can drive down. Okay, so I came out of the thing and I don't have pockets in the outfit I was wearing. Prom for women that you wouldn't understand,

you pocket-heavy poops. And so I just shoved the- Watch the language, please. Sorry, very foul language. Mind your- My apologies, there's kids in the car. Children listen to the show. I'm gonna have to explain to my eight year old

what a poop-off I've done. Oh. So, you know, under my skirts, I always wear little chub rub shorts. So you know under my skirts I always wear little chub rub shorts, so I just slipped my iPhone in there and made a sprint dash, cause it was barking down last night in Auckland. Yeah.

And then I hear Shari be like, Hey, your phone! And it's dropped in the deepest puddle. Oh, Shari's in the story. Shari's in the story. It was so long ago she was introduced, I've forgotten. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember Shari, my makeup artist and friend. It feels like she was showing in the previously on part at the start of the show and then something

happens and then we forget. That's why she was in the book previously on because she's gonna be in this episode. No she's already been on this episode so far. Shari is like, hey let your phone it's in this poodlay right and I pick it up and it's still working. Please don't speak French here. Puddle. Jimapel, I'm sorry. My name is sorry. So I pick it up in the poodle and I puddle.

And I go into my car where I put it on my wireless charger thing, it doesn't connect, I plug it into the thing and it says, no, you can't. And it's got water inside the charging thing and it could damage the phone. Yeah, it does. That's clever warning, eh? So then I get home, it's late.

Who doesn't know, eh? Who knows? Obviously I put my mouth to it immediately and blew in, which I know is particularly safe. You blew the water further into the phone. Through the phone, yeah. And then tried to plug it in as I went to bed, knowing I needed it for my alarm at 4 a.m.

My body won't naturally wake up. No can do, it said. And so I did a classic bowl of rice and it worked. And did it work? I put the butt end in, the charger end. Yes. And it works. And it's working. And the phone works. And to celebrate, daylight come and we won't go home. What's the worst part about aging for you guys? My face not being as hard as it used to be. Nah, creeping towards death.

I really don't want to die. That's the undeniable thing, right? Yeah. You hate that idea. A lot of people do, I get that. I want to be hot and young forever and just have the funnest time. Right, but that's not realistic,

is it, that's not life? No. Yeah, I know, my boobs tell me every day. Don't we go. Don't we go. Yeah, they speak to me. Well, there's a longevity escape velocity. That is a theory in a concept

where medical and technology advances increase life expectancy faster than we're aging. For example, you age one year, but gain one year and two months of life expectancy due to the advances in medical technology, net gain two months. And that's what they say about science is increasing exponentially.

Especially with AI. A massive breakthrough that would have like changed everything in the 80s is just a blink now. Yeah. It's like perfect. We've just ticked off another brick. Yeah. Of, you know, advancement in science.

So if sustained at the current way that we're going, biological age could plateau or even reverse. Perfect. By 2029. Oh wow. So we've got four years and then we're gonna just start aging backwards. For four years, I'm gonna jam this face full of Botox. I'm gonna jam it all full of botox.

I'm gonna keep it up and take these puppies up, up here, up up up, pull that all back. How's it gonna reverse though? But then I feel like that's just the course we're on. But I feel like we've been saying this stuff for ages. Yeah, well there's that crazy guy that's trying to reverse his age and do everything. That real rich guy. Yeah, to... Who's that guy? Rich guy.

He's a bit creepy. He's so much. He's trying not to age. He... Yeah, he... Brian Johnson. Yeah, Brian Johnson. The man who wants to live forever.

There's a documentary. I don't want to live forever. I do. Really? Yeah. You're going to run out of KiwiSaver, and you're going to blow through your KiwiSaver in, I reckon, two years max. Mm.

Because you've got a cocktail habit. And a shopping habit. How many leather jackets and cocktails can my Kiwi Saver last for? Yeah. Year two max. Brian Johnson, the guy who's trying not to age already looks like he's dead.

He looks like a leathery, like he's just so anemic because he doesn't go out in the sun. The sun ages you. He doesn't look, like I'm here for a good time, not a long time. And I just worry if people like that are just, like they spend so much time worrying about this and working on it that they're not living life.

You gotta, this is what I think. You gotta eat a burger, you gotta have a cocktail, then you gotta go to the gym and eat your vegetables. Like for God's sake, this guy. Bit of everything, eh? But yes, yes to eat a burger, you've got to have a cocktail, then you've got to go to the gym and eat your vegetables. For god's sake, this guy. Bit of everything, eh? Yes, yes to all of that, but just for me, no to dying and saying, no, I'll just get a turkey. Let's go to Turkey. Pull it. Put those flights.

Right back. Hey guys, apparently being the company's most successful podcast isn't enough. They want us to tell people to tell more of their friends. So people are clearly liking it, but we have to tell them to tell others to like it. I would concentrate more on the shitter podcasts that the company makes. Yeah, same. You know, the real losers out there. Same.

Yeah, like, no, no, no, we're just... Yeah. Maybe we shouldn't even encourage people to listen to other podcasts that the company makes. Oh, no, but only after ours. Yeah. Nah, don't do that. And not more than ours. Yeah.

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