ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - June 6th 2025

Episode Date: June 5, 2025

On todays episode of Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod: Stand next to this one thing to look hot Prison Break is coming back Shannon's cucumber idea Top 6 - Road cone hotline complaints How to approach a workplace crush SLP - How many unworn clothes in wardrobe Hayley's Instagram post Shannon's Hack Unusual smells you love Fletch is flying JetStar Jimmy Car interview Fact of the day See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Where's bloody Bryn and Tonic? That Bryn Rudkin is not at work this morning. You know, we were at the same party that Bryn Rudkin was at last night. And here we are. Three and a half hours sleep. Yeah. And look at us, professional. professional. Hailey, professional. Fletch, professional. Thank you. Vaughn. Currently asleep on the floor. Professional. Professional, yes lovely. Are you gonna like get up and join us this morning? I don't think so. Okay. Also embarrassing he's wearing a

sleep t-shirt. Yeah Vaughan's out of party practice. Yeah do you know what this is the thing we all drunk the same amount last night went to bed at the same time and yet here we are season professionals. Yeah. At the art of midweek partying. Have a banana and turn that friend upside down. What's on the top six, Morn? Top six numbers under 10. OK, you are being paid to be here. Am I? Yes. He's on his sippy cup.

He's on his sippy cup. Someone bring a microphone to me. No, you have to sit at the desk like normal people. There's a TV show that is being rebooted, which is a bit of a bit of a classic. We'll discuss this soon. Like they're doing the casting and everything. I know. And also there was a reason why women in particular watch this show.

Yes. It was a vibe. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? It was, yeah. It was an absolute vibe. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley's. Okay, here we go. Here we go. If you today have woken up and you feel a bit like a minger, I feel a little bit like

a minger today. Like I didn't sort of take up my makeup properly and a bit tired and I'm having a big breakout and I think I dribbled on the couch and I've still got a bit of dribble on my chin. There's dribble on my couch. A little bit. I slipped on Fletcher's couch. So not only did you dribble on my couch you massacred my plant as well. Again, you ripped off leaves. Oh for God's sake, I know but that thing is a mess. I was trying to be helpful. If you like me have woken up today not feeling a hundred percent and you think, God, I'm not

feeling attractive today, here's a tip. Based on research, stand next to a minger. Okay, what? The ugly friend syndrome. What you need to do is you need to find yourself a minger and you need to spend the day standing next to them. So some neuroscientists did research. Can you change my microphone? Okay, it is on Vaughan. Now I'm on this one. Oh, okay. Are you all right?

Is that working now, that one? Test, yeah, I've joined the show. Okay, maybe don't join it yet. I don't know, what are you hoping to contribute here? I don't need it, I'm hoping to contribute here? I made a party. Let's talk. Jesus. You are so out of party practice, dude. Oh my God.

This is all social battery depletion. This is all. I know, sweetie. It's okay. Sweety, Hans, I need an interest in this. Okay you just have a little more rest. I reckon you just need to take the first hour easy. Can we find that audio yesterday where Vaughan's like I'm gonna carry the show tomorrow. Yeah let's please actually.

When you predicted that party fletch and sprout were gonna be absolute dustos. We're not at seven o'clock yet. Let's just wait and see. What you think within 53 minutes, you're gonna bounce back to the point that me and Flech could chill. I just need an up and go, eh? Half and go!

I don't know if you do, man. I could even finish that banana over there. Oh, yuck. I need my water bottle though, Hayley. Okay, well anyway, Vaughn, sorry, we're talking about being the ugly friend. I wouldn't have any idea what to contribute to this break. No, you're the hot one right?

Correct. Correct. So they did this study, college students basically, when they were not fit, their levels of attractiveness were judged and basically if they had medium attractiveness, which honestly I feel like I'd be offended by if I was told I was medium attractive. Okay, we're just doing this study. Now, could we just get you

because you're medium attractive? Sorry? What? No, I'm up a tier. Because you officially are calling yourself a? 7.2. A 7.2. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But AI called me a nine. Yeah. So. So maybe split the difference, eight. Yeah, I'm an eight. Maybe you're an eight. And I'm not mad at being an eight Mmm, and I do reference this in my actual my new show that New Zealand doesn't have teens

We don't yeah, do you know I mean we don't have teens. Yeah, don't be ridiculous. So they put them next to photos of Less attractive people and immediately everyone was like, oh yeah, like gave them higher ratings of attractiveness. Oh really, okay. So that you couldn't just be, is it objective about their attractiveness as a single unit when they were placed next to an ugly person. If you looked at them as a single unit,

you'd be like, okay, this is sort of, there's a medium attractive, but the moment they were placed next to a minger. Where could you take someone for a date so that everyone around you was a minger and you looked so hot the person you're on a date with is like oh my god. Warhammer painting place? Excuse me. Excuse me. Henry Cavill? No, I'm not Henry Cavill. Henry Cavill paints Warhammer. Imagine you're like, oh I'm going to go surround myself with mingers and then you go in there and Henry Cavill's there.

Yeah, you'd be gutted out. But that's like one of those comments every 13 years. That's a Hayley's Comet situation. You're not walking into EB Games or Workshop very often and being like, oh my god, there's a Hayley's Comet situation. You're not walking into EB Games or Workshop very often and being like, Oh my god, there's a Henry Cavill. Play ZM's Fletch, Bourne and Hayley. Well, Prison Break is getting a reboot. Crazy. I've noticed, is it Netflix?

I've noticed recently when I've been logging in a bit lost, you know, looking for some... Lost. Lost was another TV show from the time. Yeah. Lost and Prison Break 2004. It was a wonderful... Great time again, babes. Hangover on the floor.

I make sure you're... You know, if you're going to interrupt... You should probably just turn my mic on, mate. And then I reckon I'll take it from there. I don't know, your mic's on. Do you want to... Do you want us to leave you with it? Well, I'll happily talk about Lost in Prison Break.

2004 was a hell of a year for TV pilots. Yeah. But recently when I go on Netflix, it's like always suggested to me Prison Break. The first two or three seasons of that show were like nothing compared. I reckon it's cause that guy's so hot. Michael Schofield.

What was his real name? Wentworth Miller? Miller, yeah. I mean what a name. What a name. What a name real name? Wentworth Miller? Yeah. What a name. What a movie star, TV star name. So originally Prison Break ran from 2005 to 2009. The finale was

followed by a television movie, the final break in 2017. The show returned for a one season nine episode sequel with the original cast. I never watched it. I don't even think I watched it last season cause it had got a bit stupid. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The first season was the best season. Got a bit stupid. It got a bit stupid. Did it? It got a bit. I never watched it. Well she died right? She had her head cut off.

They cut her head off and then they brought her back and said it was a fake head. Like it was just a bit stupid. And then he got all of his tattoos lasered off. Cause I'm guessing he didn't want to go into makeup every day and sit there for like 40 hours getting tattooed. But you know, with the amount of tattoos that guy had, that character had, that would take years to laser off.

Which were the plans for escaping the prison, right? Is that, that's, yeah. So the, there is a pilot that it's kind of been announced over the last six months or so, but it's actually filming now, the pilot for the new season. It's gonna take place in the Prison Break world. It's not gonna be a remake. And at this stage, it doesn't look like

any of the original cast will be involved. The only person I know or recognise is the guy that was in White Lotus and is in Heaps of Things. Is it Lucas Gage? Yeah. Yeah. Known in White Lotus for... Murray.

A particular scene. Yes. Yes. Emily Browning, Lucas Gage and Drake Roger are the kind of headliners for the pilot. Young. Which is filming at the moment, the pilot. So I'm guessing if that, people like that pilot, gets picked up.

It gets picked up and it'll go ahead. It'll go ahead, yeah. So they're saying it's a reboot. So are they gonna, it's like in the world, but it's not gonna be connected to. So it's gonna be at a co-ed prison. Co-ed prison? Co-ed prison.

Co-ed prison. Are they co-ed prisons? But I don't think the women and men mix. Producer Shannon watches a lot of reality TV shows. I'm assuming you watch a show about prisons. Absolutely. Jailbirds is one of the greatest Netflix shows. Jailbirds?

There you go, I knew it. Yeah, coed prison and basically it's like seven stories and in the middle is some women floors and so they talk through the toilets. They'll drain their toilets out. I remember you telling us about this. And they'll like put, they'll go, hi, I love you, and then they'll also send drugs. Drugs and like little flirts.

Yeah, and like beads and stuff. Love you so much, here's a bit of meth. Yeah, and then remember there was that story about that person who got pregnant through the event. That's right. That's right, yeah. One of the greatest love stories of all time. Childbirds, I forgot about this show. It was great. There's a New Orleans season and it

just stopped after episode 3 and I was like what happened? And they cancelled it but they just like released the three episodes and it ends on like a big fight and then it just ended. Oh my god that's so unsatisfying. Maybe you could visit the prison one day. Are you saying I'm gonna go to jail? No I said visit. Actually though, do you know what I mean? Shannon. I would get a girlfriend so quick. I reckon if anyone was gonna get into prison, I feel like it would just be you.

Yeah, and I would hold their pocket like prison break. Yeah, you would. We cross now to producer Shannon, who has been wanting to share this for, I'd say the entire week. It's Friday, we've had a big night, why not allow her the privilege of sharing a cucumber bit of content.

I believe it's a cooking hack. Yeah. So is this your Shannon's hack? No, I don't want to claim it because I want the stars later in the show today. Okay. Okay, alright. Okay, wait, are we up for a Shannon's Hack today? We are.

Wow. Okay. Double down. No, this is going viral online. It's a big trend at the moment. Basically this girl posted- Sorry, just one moment. Vaughn, are you okay?

I'm fine, thank you. Okay, Vaughn sits on the floor. I'm sorry, I just- He's here. I wondered if he'd gone to sleep. I almost did go to sleep. Whoopsie, he knocked my drink bottle over. Do you need a paper towel? No, no, just...

I reckon just join us throughout the morning to see the evolving hangover over in Vaughan's corner. Yeah. Vaughan's corner. Okay, come on over. Do you have power over his microphone? I do. I'm just like, if we just need to get it. Okay. What did you say?

I said my watch is vibrating. Whoever's messaging me, just knock it off. That's the work group chat on with sort of work related things. Leave me alone. Okay, alright. I'm'm gonna turn this mic off. Carry on. Na na na na na. Na na na na. Big trends are basically this influencer posted

that her Italian grandmother, now we can trust the Italians with food. Well we call them a nonna. A nonna. A nonna. A nonnu. No no, nonna. Okay.

A nonna, who we can trust, told her granddaughter that the best way to fry an egg is not using oil or butter, it's using a cucumber. So what you do is you cut off, stay with me. Stay with me. This of all days where the one thing I feel like right now is like delicious fried eggs. Well you're welcome, here we go.

You cut off the end, so you've got like raw cucumber out. Wet bit. Yeah, wet bit. Yeah wet bit. A wet bit. And you rub wet bit. Wait so a bit of cucumber that's been in the fridge like two days and it's gone crusty and formed some kind of end. I love it when it forms that crust then you slice it off and then you've got fresh wet cube. Yeah it's like a hack. So you cut off that wet bit onto the pan, rub it along as if it was like a stick of butter. Right.

Rub it and then it makes the perfect non-stick surface. And she's posted a video and it's become this huge trend on TikTok. Really? I know but then your egg... Wait but is she using a non-stick pan? Nah. Yes she is. Oi babes, I am literally watching this video right now.

On a non-stick pan. Non-stick pan. Do this on cast iron and come back to me Well, I don't think the cute the nona said cast iron stainless steel anything Apparently every video I've seen it makes the perfect fried egg where it's got that little film, but it's like I'm not a huge cucumber fan It's just water. No, but it literally, I feel like cucumber tastes so strong. Like if cucumber has been in something,

I am like, there it is. So if I had cucumber eggs. Apparently you can use a slice of cucumber to clean stainless steel, because the acid in the cucumber can help remove tarnish and bring back shine. Really? I've got something to add.

Okay, what do you want to say? I've got something to add. Oh, okay, what do you want to say? I've got something to add. Now you're here. Hello. I learned last weekend the great way to poach an egg. So you start- Cause I'm not good at poaching eggs. You start frying an egg,

and then you pour water in the pan. Oh, like a dumpling. How you do a pan fried dumpling? Yeah, and then you put a lid on it and give it a bit. Well that's not really poaching though, that's more steaming. It's this middle ground between a fried and a poached, because I know people get a bit funny about the white.

That's froaching. It is froaching. That's actually froaching an egg. I could froach an egg. I did a lot of froaching back in the diners. Because I'm not good at poaching. I always, if I'm going to have quick eggs on toast or whatever, I'll always just fry an egg.

Just crack it in the pan, I'll do a little flip to kiss it, and then we're good. This had big froaching energy. I could go some froached eggs this morning. Okay, delicious. All right. That was much too tense. I don't know, Shannon there, I mean, just use oil, I guess,

like everybody else. And also when you're like, instead of butter or oil, I'm like two of my favourite things. Like how good is when you make eggs and it's in butter? But I mean, I guess maybe a cucumber, if it's in season could be cheaper than a stick of butter or a thing of oil. Um like literally life is cheaper than a stick of butter right now. A stick of butter is just the worst. Play ZM's Fletch Vaughan and Hayley. New Zealand Radio and Podcast Awards were held.

We won some things. We're running on three and a half hours sleep. Yeah. Vaughn actually got the most sleep out of all of us. He did. Yeah. And he's still on the floor. Yep. I'm not offering any excuses at this stage.

Thank you very much. You're actually, you're so unpracticed. You'll have to speak to me through my lawyer. So, um, I just opened up the Texmer shame because usually Vaughan's in charge of that but I've taken charge of that. Someone just said I've just tuned in, poor Vaughan, sounds wrecked, can't imagine a worse job with a hangover, what was the occasion and how did Hayley and Fletch dodge the hangover sending positive vibes to you Vaughan? Well we're party hardened aren't we? Yeah yeah we party more often than you do. I'm just very very tired.

Is that it? That's all it is. Just a lack of sleep. Oh Vaughan someone said it's gonna be a long morning hon. Buckle up princess and have a great weekend. That's from Sheila. Get the man baby a powerade someone said. Why was Hayley on the couch someone said.

Yeah well no Vaughan went to sleep first, so he took the bed. I took the bed, then the spare room. And then we were like, we could put up there. I really want to use my inflatable air mattress. I bought it. And I was just like... And everyone's like, oh, just sleep on the couch. But you've got a big, deep, feathery couch.

It's a feathery, it's a lovely couch. Yeah. Chucked me a pillow. You dribbled on it, though. I have dribbled deeply on it. That's a dry cleaning fee. Yeah. Everyone's, um... Everyone's just sending thoughts and prayers, babes.

I appreciate it. The top six is next and because Vaughan's on there. My idea was the top six number's under 10. No, that sucks. Today. Number one would be seven of course and number two would be three. Yeah, three I agree, right up there.

Because it's around and yeah, obviously. Yeah, it's nice and curvy. One I'm imagining would be six on the list. Anyway... I'll do it despite the fact that I also drunk as much as you did, but I had to sleep on the couch. Well you're carrying the show today, Hayley. Yeah, well there's apparently a road cone hotline that's opened up where you can ring up and complain about... Road cones. Fantastic.

I've got the top six complaints that have been made to the road cone complaint hotline. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. From the Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley group chat, this is the top six. Well, with Vaughan on the floor, not contributing much to the show today. Hayley, it's over to you for the top six.

Yeah, yeah. Thank you Vaughan. How are you my love? I just nodded off. Okay, that's all right. You just nodded off and then. He's got a blanket now so. I've got a little blankie.

I think it's a little. And I've just got this nice little air conditioning on the face. I've got a warm body and a cold face. Thank you. Close your eyes. Well on Tuesday, WorkSafe opened up the hotline, the road cone hotline so you can call them up and complain about excessive road cones.

And I don't know if we have an official stat of how many there are in New Zealand but we are a country where surely there's more road cones than people. We've got a lot of road cones, we've got a lot of sheep, got a lot of road cones. So in the last three years, according to beehive.gov.nz, the NZTA, the New Zealand Transport Agency, spent $786 million on TTM, what's that, traffic management, and road cones in the last three years. Yeah, I'm always shocked at how expensive road cones are, particularly because, god, we used to steal them, eh?

Me and Aaron had one when we... With students? No, not when we were students, when we lived... Just last year. We renovated our house, and then we just put a nice road cone. No, we had one when we first lived in this flat, and when we first moved to Auckland and

Very limited parking. Oh, yeah. Yes. We used to put it out Like one of us would leave and be like, can you chuck the cone in and put it out? And would people just think that it was reserved? Yeah. That's genius. Yeah, so good Well, I have the top six complaints that have been made to the road cone complaint hotline. Apparently there's been 98 complaints so far. Yeah Here's my top six. Okay. Number six on the list, Two Bloody Orange. Really? What?

Like a lime green? Two orange. Do you like a lime green? Could we go a nice pink or a nice sort of gay? A nice pink? We could do like a rainbow. A rainbow cone? Imagine if you were going along traffic in the morning

and it was like red and orange and yellow and blue and green. Oh, you mean the cones wouldn't be stripey like a rainbow flag each one would be a different colour. It's sort of like a nice pride moment. Yeah. You know, a bit gay. Can we gay them up a bit? Okay yeah. Are you okay Vaughan? Are you enjoying the top six? I'm loving it actually.

Great. Because you don't have to do any work. Don't get used to it. Because you don't have to do any work. Yeah yeah yeah basically. Yeah. basically. Number five on the list of the top six complaints that have been made to the Road Co and Complaint Hotline.

Two dents and they dent my car when you try to hit them. Well they've got to be heavy because otherwise they'd blow over in the wind. Yeah I know but we used to drive around in my 1992 Mitsubishi Mirage and try to knock knock all the time. Again, we wouldn't do that. We're not. We're certainly not encouraging that. No. Do you know what the shape they are? Why? I think this was a fact of the day once. So they stack. Oh, because that's number four on the list of the top six complaints. Two pointy.

Oh, you know, they're that shape so that they can stack them. Oh, I like the tube ones, the single skinny ones. You hear what she's just done there? She's gone ahead to four and she skipped three. She's told the listener what's coming up. No, six, five, four. Six, five, four, three, two, one. Oh my God.

I thought you went forward. I didn't know you'd already done that other one. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm on track. Oh my God. Sorry. I should have trusted you. You should have trusted me. I should have know you'd already done that other one. No, no, no, no, no, no, I'm on track. Oh my God, sorry, I should have trusted you. You've embarrassed yourself. You should have trusted me.

I should have trusted you. I'm actually the show wheelbarrow today. You are doing all the heavy lifting. I'm doing all the heavy lifting. But yeah, I like those little skinny tube ones that are just up and down. You don't see them enough. Yeah, but that's not a cone, that's a marker, isn't it?

It is a... And they've got a handle on top, eh? Yeah, they do. What do you mean they've got a handle? No, they don't. A little loop. Oh, sometimes they have a loop. Or they've got like a grip and you put your fingers in and you can lift them up.

Okay, you just go back to sleep. All right, shut your eyes, babe. Okay, number three on the list of the top six complaints. I just want to make it, I never opened my eyes. Number three on the list of the top six complaints. The minute I lay down and think around here at work, I've been crawling around like a little blind mole. Like a little blind baby mole. Number three on the list of the top six complaints

that have been made to the road cone complaint hotline. They look like they'd make a really good hat, but they're too heavy. Too heavy. You know when you're at a party and you see one you put on your head, you're like far out. Can't keep that on there for too long.

I like when sometimes someone puts a road cone on a light that's recessed into the ground and it glows. That's real fun, eh? I love that. We did that when we were in Christchurch, remember there were these floor lights on the concrete and we put a cone on it, were like, hey, hey, hey.

It's lit up, it's fun. Number two on the list of the top six complaints made to the road cone complaint hotline, the gaps between them, they're not even when they're laid out by humans. And I hate that. You know when you see the guys and they're hanging out the side they're just dropping the cones. They're willy-nilly they don't care.

It's willy and it's nilly. Well sometimes they're really close and you're like it's too many cones. Yeah and then we're like why are we spending so much on row cones because the gap between them. Yeah. Okay and number one on the list of the top six complaints made to the row cone complaint hotline since it opened, actually someone called up to give a compliment. Oh okay. It wasn't a complaint at all. Really? They said I just saw one on top of a pine tree near the beach and boy oh boy it looked good. It really tickled me. A top of Norfolk. A top of a Norfolk pine and it just tickled them and really made their day so they called up the hotline to say we love to see a Rho Cone on top of a Norfolkne. When you see one on a statue of a coloniser,

it's like quite brilliant, isn't it? It's brilliant. How'd it get there? To the vandaliser, bravo. Bravo. Keep up the good work. It's funny, I love to imagine you climbing the tree with the cone.

It just brings about a whole joyful image. Hey. Here's one I would have chucked in there. Okay. Oh wow, okay, so wait, you've done no work. You've done nothing. And you're on the ground. Here's one I would have chucked in there. Okay. Oh wow, okay, so wait, you've done no work. You've done nothing. And you're on the ground. He's one I would have chucked in there.

And you're gonna tell a woman she could have done that better as well. Yeah. Okay, we're open. Herma tea feeding ice cream out of it. Nailed it, number one, boom, ta ta. That sucked. No, it was good as, it was like a poem.

A tight, relevant, funny, punchy top six. Yeah, Herma tea feeding ice cream out of it. No, that was good as. It was like a pun. A tight, relevant, funny, punchy top six. I heard my teeth eating ice cream out of it. No, that was today's top six. Clay, ZM's, Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Tell you what, mate. I would have loved to have started working here and then met someone gorgeous and hot and fall in love with them but unfortunately I just... In the workplace?

In the workplace. You know, it's where a lot of people meet people that they love but unfortunately, God, I just work with the ugliest men. And one of them's like asleep hungover on the floor. One of them's asleep with his bloody Star Wars socks on and his work boots. It's a sexy image. Oh gosh, no thanks. You alright, Bonnie? I think so. Are you coming right? Oh gosh. No, I think so

You coming right? I don't know rolled over at some stage. Are you getting are you improving? I don't know I could do with a um an Arm and gold. Okay, I'll get you an arm and gold. It's gonna improve anything. We'll get a couple of these Yeah, can you bring us on a couple of arm and golds? I'll go an Arm and Gold. Okay I'll get you an Arm and Gold. Do you know if that's going to improve anything? Nah. We'll get a couple of these panties in ya. Yeah Shannon can you bring us a couple of Arm and Golds? I'll go an Arm and Gold. Okay well panty you up on the break. I think we can all do an Arm and Gold.

I think we'll all do an Arm and Gold. You put the panties in my hand. Arm and Gold and a panty. Okay there you go. Alright. Oh no throw the, oh I can't get up there. Speaking of panties, when we were coming over you had... Panna dolls I meant.

But yes. When we were coming out of Fletcher's house this morning, we all had a little sleepover as friends. There was just a pair of black sort of lacy undies right outside your front door. And we're walking away. And Fletcher was like, Hayley, did you drop your undies? And I was like, no, they weren't mine.

They looked expensive. They mine. They looked expensive. They did, they looked like nice sort of like, nice bend ons or something like that. Anyway, we digress. Last night we had a very platonic sleepover, but for some people in the workplace, they find love. And there was a survey done just last year that found that 43% of

respondents to this survey who dated a colleague... Yep. Vaughn, please wait until we're finished on here. Please wait. I'll just turn his microphone off. I mean it's certainly... yeah. You alright? I think that's gonna put you right, babes.

I'm turning that off. Carry on. You alright? I think that's gonna put you right babes. That's gonna put me up. Oh, I'm turning that off. Okay, 43% of respondents who did date a colleague ended up marrying them. Oh wow. Yeah, I was like that's a big step. You think about it, people spend so long, I mean 9-5 office jobs, you're there with them every... Huge portion of your day. ...more than your partner.

And I have friends that have been single for years and they're like where do you bloody meet people? It's not on the apps and it's like yeah work. Yeah, of course. It's where you're spending a lot of your life Well in this article There was someone from HR who actually gave some advice on how to navigate a workplace crush if you get into work You know Yeah, cuz some flutter some workplaces say no hooking up or no relationships. Yeah okay so step one they say way up. Mostly those are family run businesses. Actually good from you he's back. He's warming up.

What's the ads? For Magnus Penrose, you know, that's a family business. Or Big Save. That's a family business, right? Don't drag them into this. I'm just saying, though. Please don't insult them. We love Lola. Please don't insult the paying advertisers.

Step one. Step one, weigh up the risks. So if you are in a workplace that says like, you know, you can't do this. You've gotta weigh up whether or not it's worth it. They say, there was a saying saying that- Yeah, cause people are famously good at putting thought ahead of being horny, aren't they?

Yeah, don't play with payroll, they say. If things don't go well and there's a strong likelihood that as a result of that, you're gonna have to leave the workplace, weigh up the risks. Step two, ask yourself some tricky questions. Am I really interested in this person or is it just the setting? Am I prepared for colleagues to find out and maybe gossip about me? Is it worth putting my career goals at risk? Ask yourself those questions. Number three, don't use your work devices when you're sending your flirty messages. So get off Teams. Oh yeah, right. With your little messaging and being like, hee hee hee, I'm not wearing any undies.

I left them outside Fletcher's apartment. Don't be doing that on Teams. I don't know much about Teams, but I don't reckon anyone's ever said, I'm not wearing any undies. Hee hee hee, step four. Mawyn, I bet you'd be surprised what's been said on Teams.

Oh, you'd be bloody surprised. Step four, tell your boss, once it gets serious, don't be sneaking around. And the fifth one was set boundaries. So when you're in the workplace, don't be sort of hooking up around the corner. Don't be, meet me in the stationary room. Don't be doing that, okay?

But if you had a stationary room. How hot. That's kind of hot, right? And you're messaging me on Teams telling me, you meet me in the stationary room. I'll see you there in five minutes, babes. Just get there and it's like, just get a night pad. Yeah, I'm not here, Chris, I just need a Bic.

If you had to hook up with someone at our work, what room would you do it in? The mail room. The mail room. The new mail room or the old mail? Oh, you never saw the old mail room, eh? That's heavy traffic area. New mail room and I'd slide the big sort of things along

and I'd go tuck into a corner. You guys are crazy. Just do it in the iHeart Radio Lounge, where everyone can see. If we can see. I do it in one of those meeting booths. Oh yeah, the meeting booths. Yeah, soundproof. Yeah, soundproof.

Everyone can see you, but no one can hear you. Yeah, just put up a towel. Yeah, put up a towel. FletchBorn and Hayley. FletchBorn and Hayley, silly little pole, silly little pole. It is so silly, silly, silly, that silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole. Today, silly little pole, how many pieces of unworn clothing do you have in your wardrobe?

I'm a sucker for this, I'll buy these like emotional pieces and I'm like, I've got to have that. And then you're like, where will I ever wear that? That's not a problem I have. What, you don't have any other grey t-shirts hanging in your wardrobe you haven't worn yet? This is the thing, I just buy basic t-shirts, basic pants and jean-borne, you'd be the same. I tend to buy things when I need them for a specific event. But then... Then immediately wear them, then hang them up and yeah, then I'll wear them whenever I need to.

Yeah, whereas I... But there's nothing in there that hasn't been worn. I'll buy things that I'll see online and I'll be like, oh my god, I must have. And then they just sit For years. Have you I've done this where I've bought gold weight clothes Oh me too. And I'm like I'm gonna get those jeans because they will fit them. I have this set. It's like a Skirt and jacket set. Yeah, they bought maybe three years ago and they only had the size that I've been like once in my life. And then your wardrobe when you're a fluctuator your wardrobe just ends up being like a department store clothing

rack. It's like medium, small, large. That's why I've been trying to set up my fluctuation station in my garage because we're all fluctuators on this show and you're gonna have a wardrobe every size. So how many pieces of unworn clothing do you have? These are the poll results. None. Nineteen percent of people. Good for you. One to three items of unworn clothing. Thirty one percent. Twenty percent of people have four to six items of clothing in their wardrobe.

Seven plus items. Thirty percent of people. That's me. I know of of people. That's me. I know, I'm worn. That is insane. I know. Okay, some feedback from our lovely listeners. Tanya says too much lockdown shopping

before the lockdown wait came on and hasn't left. Mate, I feel ya, I feel ya. One of the lockdowns I got real fit and then we had another one and I did not. And my body has never been the same again. Melanie says seven plus and then some because I am a girl. Laugh face, laugh face. Jessica says I bought some absolute bargain.

This is the thing, when you see a bargain, you're like, well I better get that. I bought some absolute bargain nice dresses from Forever New Sales and haven't been invited anywhere nice enough to wear them. One day one of my friends might get married. That's the thing you buy these kind of like going out dresses. You're like, how are you going out? This is like last night at the awards you had two options that both looked amazing.

I know and then I was like. And then on the way you're like, I've got something else. I didn't like it. I literally was on my way to Fletcher's and he was like, you're running really late. I was like, I've stopped at the shops. And I bought him. Comes in with two bags.

Two bags. I'm like, geez. I know. I mean, you looked amazing. I actually ended up looking so hot last time. You would have looked amazing in the other two things. Yeah, I know, well thank you, I know. I look amazing in anything I put on, to be honest.

It's a curse that I have to bear for my whole life. It is, yeah. Vicky says I have seven plus. I keep them in the delusional drawer. Never know, they might fit one day. Vicky, you've gotta let them go. Also the other thing is when you do end up losing weight or putting it on and you've saved these clothes,

they're out of fashion. They're out of fashion, I know. You're like, what psycho bought this? Who thought she would ever look good in that? there Lisa says the limit does not exist Wow, okay Ash says none I literally have one dress sitting my wardrobe until I finally wore it last Saturday Oh, wow. Okay. Good for you Sharon says could Nothing fits and I don't like it and I can't be bothered sending it back or selling it So you just leave it sitting there?

You just leave it there, yeah. And Brienne, I will say heavy on the women here. Yeah. Brienne says, look, I didn't count clothing items where the item was a favourite, so I brought exact copies. Oh yeah, I've done that. For when one's ruined or worn out.

They don't count, right? I've got like six pairs of my favourite shorts. Cause I'm like, I just always gotta have these shorts. Do you know, you know, they're good shorts though. Taylor says, waiting for the right occasion with the right weight for my body to sort itself out. Gold clothing, keeping us motivated. It's not, I did this many years ago, get rid of it.

It's not helpful. And Charlotte says, only a couple of summery things that I bought on sale at the end of winter. So like waiting for the season to change. That's not bad. But then they'll be again out of fashion. And then you get to some and you're like, yuck. What was I thinking? What a skanky dress. That silly little pole.

Next we need to talk about your Instagram post last night. Great picture. Great picture but something else. A little odd. It's a bit skewiff. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Some people texting in asking why Fletch and Hayley are so chipper compared to Vaughan who is currently on the floor under a blanket with his beanie over his eyes.

I couldn't tell you. I could, do you know, it is literally just that we go to so many concerts that are midweek and you just get up, get the hell up and get to work. Just do it, you know. Bourne, you're such a homebody that going out last night late on a school night has made you feel a bit rough.

I mean, I will say that bottle of tequila was empty this morning when I was cleaning up. Just because I have Spanish ancestry, I shan't stand accused of tequila side. Bourne is on the floor broadcasting, Hailey and I carrying the show. Every professional on the floor, but still broadcasting. Yeah, still here. Still here.

Unlike Bryn Rudkin, our newsreader, who has taken a morning off. I'm exhausted. Yeah, OK, well, absolutely. Nothing to do with any of the drinks. Bourne, everyone's exhausted. Yeah. Okay. What? Absolutely nothing to do with everyone's exhausted. Everyone's exhausted. Yeah. Yeah. Well, uh, it was a great night last night.

The New Zealand radio and podcast awards were on. Night in a row. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Uh, yeah, we, we scooped up some awards and, and it was a great night. And so we, one for lifestyle podcast andestyle podcast and came out on top. It was a good night. Came out on top.

So we celebrated and I'll tell you what, anytime we passed a mirror as a crew of five, producers included, I was like, God damn. You know why? It's because you got a tan. I got a spray tan. You got a spray tan. I got it and I looked so good. I was just like, damn, I just like,

we just all looked hot. We're all like, in winter, there's a big cold snap coming. It's freezing cold this morning in some parts of the country and you look like you've been on a beach in Bali. I was really feeling myself, because we're at the casino, which is where the thing was held. We weren't at actually the Cassey.

And a woman came up to me and she said, congratulations on the awards. You should have won the award for best legs. And I just felt a million bucks. Tell everybody what you said on that escalator before that the lady overheard. I know. Oh, that's right.

You two need a bit. A little bit more filter now. Yeah, I wasn't me. I didn't say anything. Well, it's because I talked to you two so freely about everything and then suddenly it came out in public and she was right there anyway. Then she complimented me on my legs.

A step behind you. I know, but we took this photo when we got to the after party and I just think we looked so good so I immediately uploaded it from the party. I wasn't super intoxicated or anything like this. I was just like, hot photo, made a little pose, whoop, up to the gram. Wake up this morning. And I've had this before with people like, Hon, did you mean to post it like that?

Or you know. I think I've rung you and been like, Haley, we need to take that down. Get that off the gram, get that down Hon, that was not for public. But what I didn't realise is when I posted it, Instagram hit me with like an algorithm, like you know how that says,

do you wanna add a song or something? Because when you post it says, post that, add a song, get more likes. Yeah, and it's like down at the bottom, there's like options for songs where you can select your own. And I must have in my party vibe, just gone like, yep, to whatever the first song was. And this is what is playing behind the post I made.

Ma jag to soni, ma rab to soni, ma ja koi hor nahi, ma sab to soni. What is that? Ma komal fulla to ma naaj kukali. Oh yeah, I know this podcast. It's Joe Rogan Josh. Yeah. Wow, he's on the floor.

Wow. He's on the floor. This is why we're on best breakfast show nine years in a row. So that is apparently a, um, who looked it up? Shannon's done some background research. She's actually a love, not a song. No, so it's this guy speaking. I don't know the language because like, I don't want to say the wrong thing. But it's a language and...

It's a language. Wow. It's a language similar to Punjabi or something-esque. And he's doing a dedication to his mother. Because when I clicked the sound, it's all these people like hugging their mum and like serenading their mum with flowers and stuff. Which is great. That's why it suggested it, Hayley, is because you were with Fletch and I and youenading their mum with flowers and stuff. Which is great.

That's why it suggested it, Hayley, is because you were with Fletcher and you looked like our mum. Someone did say... Okay, the intensitron's working. Hang on. Do you know what? I am here. Do you know what?

Like usually, haha, but it's just not true. I looked so hot. Yeah, actually you're full of shit, okay? You're full of it. Okay. That's why I posted it, because I look hotter than everyone there. Sorry. Okay?

Hotter than everyone there. Geez man, have a laugh. Do you know why Shannon looked that up? She just wanted to make sure it wasn't some kind of like propaganda. That I wouldn't want to stand by. Like some kind of ISIS video or something. And Haley's like, yeah. And I've got some sort of like, behead the West.

Yeah. But no, it was actually, apparently it's quite a sweet. Do you know, and then I was like, after we talk about this, you can go to my socials if you want to see this post, hot with some lovely banter underneath. I was, I'm going to delete it, I'm not now. You made a post just saying, I stand by this music. I stand by this music.

Yeah. I stand by this choice. Now that Shannon's done some research and it's okay. I stand by this, I do love my mother very much. Play ZM's Fleshborne and Hayley. Share, share, share. Okay, so this is some breaking news guys. A tweet from Elon Musk,

well only about 15 minutes ago. The bromance is over between him and Donald Trump. This is Elon Musk's tweet. Time to drop the really big bomb. And Donald Trump is in the Epstein files. That is a real reason they have been made public. Have a nice day, Donald J Trump. Okay. I mean, we all knew the break-up was coming right and it wasn't

gonna be pretty but wow okay. Wow. There we go. Wow. Also an hour ago he claimed Elon Musk claimed that without me Trump would have lost the election. Yeah look it's all go isn't it. Oh I just love, we love to watch it burn. Now we, yeah exactly, a bit of drama. Play ZM's Flashpoint in Hayley. Well we head to Shannon for a Shannon's Hack and I just again apologize. There's no, there's no intro. It should be like Shannon, I've found a five size max, Shannon's house, Shannon's hack. But um I've been busy. That's okay. Someone did ask me last night, where's your intro babe?

Don't bring it up. Haley's been entertaining New Zealand. She's very busy. I am in Christchurch tonight, but if you haven't got a ticket, too bloody bad. It's all sold out. It's sold out, hasn't it? Yeah. Friday and Saturday.

So after this though, I promise you, we're getting you this jingle. We'll get it made. Because you did get a five star hack when you made us delicious butter out of cream in less than an hour. Yeah baby. Okay, where are we heading today for this hack? Well I think-

Sorry Shannon, can I just check, Vaughn are you with us? I am currently with us. Okay great, Karen Vaughn's broadcasting from the floor. From the floor, someone has requested that Vaughan reads a little bit of Smut later in the show with the voice that he's rocking currently. I can do that for you. Vaughan can you just call me a good girl? No, carry on Shannon. Thank you. I don't know why I called you a good girl when you've been so bad. I hated that. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated it. I hated that. Oh God, it's so bad. Stop talking. Okay, back to you Shannon, please. Fletch though, what a good boy.

Thank you. Oh my God. I hated that too, yuck. I think it's very timely, especially today, that we're just, we just gotta get through to Christmas. Gotta get through this. As the Lord and Prophet Daniel Bedingfield said in the early truth.

Gotta get through this, gotta get through this. We gotta get through this. So I've got a bit of a Christmas hack today. Okay, in June. We're gonna get through this. So I've got a bit of a Christmas hack today. Okay, in June. In June. Or unless you're doing a midwinter Christmas. Because we do have a midwinter Christmas shindig next weekend, don't we?

Oh here you go, yes, that's the point. Oh we do too, because I was going to say, it is the 6th of June, and may the 6th of June be with you. Absolutely. You know one of the worst things about Christmas is putting up the tree, but the absolute worst part about Christmas is taking down the tree. You are giving us a Christmas hack and junior Christmas tree. Oh really, this is below two stars for me. It's midwinter Christmas as you said and also we just got to get through to Christmas.

We're going to get through this. I'm helping you for that. Can you put it on please, Fletch? Can you find it? Carry on, Shedda. Oh no. So, who hates putting down a tree and taking it back out? It's the worst.

I do. Putting it up is the joy of my life. Bringing it down. Please tell me the hack is just growing it in your lounge all year round. Close. My hack is to keep your Christmas tree year round assembled in your garden.

It bulks up your garden, it makes it look gorgeous. This is the worst hack I've ever heard. And it's in June. Oh my god, Daniel Bedingfield. I've never heard this song in my life. Are you serious? He's a New Zealander. Oh my god, this is a banger.

You remember Natasha Bittingfield of... Yeah, yeah, yeah. ...Mini songs famous as her brother and sister. The rest is still unwritten. I just get through this. And he recorded it in his bedroom. I gotta get through this. I gotta get through this.

He literally met her. And his grandparents live in Raglan. Do they? Okay. Right, well we just gotta get through to Christmas. We just gotta get through this. Okay, is your hack done? What, you leave a Christmas tree outside? I'm sorry, am I keeping you?

Sam, are you moving your Christmas tree with all of its ornaments? No, take the ornaments off, don't be sorry. Then just take the tree down. You've done the worst bit. No, storing it and when you have to re-crimple up the things and then store it. Wait, you're talking about a fake Christmas tree.

Leave it in a fad? Put it in your garden. Put it in your garden. Put it in your garden. I have a barren garden that's gonna stick out like a sword. Also, pine trees famously grow fast. That's why people plant them so that in 20 years, you've got a full pine tree that can be harvested for wood. Yeah. For lumber.

No, this is if you've got a fake tree and you hate putting it down and putting it back up. Oh my goodness, even worse than it's fake. I'm sure this is fake tree. Unless you've got a corner of the backyard that's so overgrown you could put the tree behind it and just hide it all year. It's going to get wet and gross. Yeah, it's going to get manky. Dry it off because by the time we get to Christmas at summer it'll be dry.

I'm going to give this a... Everyone's saying no Shannon, zero stars. I'm giving it minus two. You're being very selective with the text machine. Someone said four stars, zero stars. I'm giving it minus two. You're being very selective with the text machine. Someone said four stars, thank you. We keep a live Christmas tree in our yard and bring it in every year. Oh wow.

What do you mean it's live? Well like they dig it out, do they dig it out or it's always in a pot? Someone just texted, this hack has wasted my life. Yeah. You've been wasting people's lives Shannon. Someone says time of death of this hack. Yeah. Call it doctor, call it. You've been wasting people's lives Shannon. When Muslim mathematicians thousands of years ago

invented our current numerical system, they did not have this in mind for its usage. They did not, no. Next on the show, a smell yesterday that I just love, which I wanna talk about. Okay. Ed Sheeran, to them. Wait, wait, sorry. The CEO's just walked in and Vaughan, you're on the floor.

Oh no. This is not a good look. Tell him I've got back pain. Tell him I've got back pain. Tell him it's my back. Bogsy's got a terrible back. A terrible back pain, Bogsy. That's my back.

He's shaking his head. But I can't be kept from the airwaves. Are we docking this as a sick day? No. This is technically an annual leave day, Bogsy. He's not giving us anything in return. And I made the great joke before about a Joe Rogan Josh. I'd say that's the...

Yeah, that was bloody good, actually. That was pretty good. That was pretty good. One joke of the show. One, yeah. All right. I gotta say, weughan and Hayley. I gotta say, we work for a beautiful company.

The CEO just came in, spotted Vaughan very unprofessionally broadcasting from the floor, and instead of scolding him, reached down and gave him a cuddle. He got down on the ground and cuddled. Isn't that beautiful? Beautiful cuddle. Isn't that beautiful? Thank you, Boggs.

I've got a bit of a milestone, and my water bottle needs to be refilled. Okay, we can do that for you. I'm hydrating baby. I'm two litres down. This is how thirsty we are. Two litres down. I want to talk now about the-

Do you? Good, you working radio. I'm bouncing back baby! I knew when he bounced back that the brat would enter. You had nothing to give and now it's that the brat would enter. You had nothing to give and now it's like the brat's coming. Look at his little feet. I can see the naughty feet. I used to call him my dark passenger but now I call him my mind goblin.

And sometimes I just let him have control. He's taken a couple of neurofens. And anti-nauseas. And he's back. That anti-nauseas. A liter of water and an almond gold baby. He's taken a couple of, um, uh, neurofens and he's back. A liter of water and an almond gold, baby. Yeah, he's back. He's back. So I wanted to talk now about the unusual smells that you like.

Cause yesterday at the gym, somebody had, I don't know if they'd head to toe. I just want to stop you now. And I want to see generally what the audience thinks you've been sniffing at the gym. now and I want to see generally what the audience thinks you've been sniffing at the gym. If the conversation ended now, if the world ended a comment hit and everybody died. Text it 9696. What do you think Fletch is smelling? What do you reckon Fletch likes the smell of at the gym?

It wasn't anything in the Leesmilk showers. Was it not? Right now. Really? No, do you know what? Not someone wafting past you? Do you know what it was? Deep heat.

Oh yeah dude. And I love it. Is it called Liniment or was that another brand before? I don't know. But what is that smell of deep? It's like an arnica or minty? But it's minty but it's spicy. It's like cinnamony.

It's peppery. Oh my god I just love that smell. Same I could huff deep heat. Oh my god. Especially off the skin of it. Sorry. Sorry. As you were.

But when it hits the sensitive bits. Oh yeah, it's not as good when it's on you, but when you smell it on someone else, you're just like, man, that's a good smell. It's a bit like when you walk to the regional flights and there's a jet fuel. You're just like, I shouldn't like this smell, but I do. Someone who we want, someone who won't read that drop text.

Someone said the smell of petrol, like I'm not a petrol huffer, but menthol is the smell of. Yeah, that's what it is. Deep heat. It's menthol. Menthol. Okay. What?

You cut it out. Just, I don't know man. Menthols. Okay, 0800 DALZN, we want to take your calls now. Text her as well, 9696. Sorry, someone's saying it's actually called winter green oil, that's the smell of a deep heat. Oh, I love it.

We can get that and put it in a burner. Do you know what I like? Or just squeeze deep heat into one of those incense burners, candle burners. And melt it. Do you know what I, it Or just squeeze deep heat into one of those incense burners, candle burners. And melt it. Do you know what I, it's not that I like it, but I become a bit obsessed with it. When I have it put D.O. on and I smell my own armpits. Ew!

Okay. I think the natural smell of a human is quite nice. Yeah, well I'm like, because I haven't put D.O. on today and I'm like, it's something. You're turning. Yeah, someone just text in hubbiesbo. I get high on it. Really? Yeah.

No. Okay, well it's a safe space. No judgment here. 0800 dials at Amazon. I'm a call-lice. You can text in 9696. What's the unusual smell that you just love? Deep heat is such a good smell.

Now we did make a comment, Vaughan, about squeezing deep heat into. I don't know, Like an oil diffuser? Yeah, apparently. We've heard from the show Apothecaryan, the lovely Gillian, she said that that winter green oil that we mentioned that smells like deep heat is a hazardous essential oil and should not be diffused. Okay, well the other thing.

It's very, very, very, very hazardous and bad for you. So just rub on some deep heat. Yeah rub it. If, very, very, very hazardous and bad for you. So just rub on some... Yeah, rub it. If you want that. Put some detain on, baby. Um, someone texted in, I love the smell of detol. It's so... Ew, no! No, it smells clean.

Really? It smells so clean. It smells so clean. Or it smells like you're about to get a stingy knee because mum's about to put detol on. Jess, did you join us for the long weekend name train last weekend? Were you one of our Jesses did you join us for the long weekend name train last weekend? Were you one of our Jesses?

Is this me? Yes. Oh no, I did text him, but I couldn't get through when I phoned. That's alright. I know, it was very busy. So he won't know. I loved it though, a day full of Jesses.

Yeah, I know. Thanks Jess. Couldn't get better. Yeah. Well Jess, you've got a, you like an unusual smell. What is it? Yes I do. I absolutely love the smell of burnt toast.

Isn't that the smell you apparently smell when you're having a stroke? Yeah. It can be. Yeah. Well that, I mean I guess if one day you do have a stroke, heaven forbid Jess. Oh we hope.

I love it. I mean you're gonna love going out. You love it. Oh my god. This is awesome. Heaven forbid Jess has a stroke. I love that. Yeah, sometimes I burn my toast on purpose just to get a smell of it.

I was gonna ask, really? But then do you like the taste of burnt toast? I'll give it a little scrape off, but what I wish they would do is make burnt toast flavored ice cream. Could you make your own? You've got one of those creamy ninjas, Vaughan. Yeah, I could do that for you, actually.

Oh, thank you so much, that'd be great. I mean I don't know how you get the flavoured juice to burn toast and then scrape it. You burn it and scrape it in. Yeah, yeah, I reckon you just whizz it through. Yeah. Yeah, I reckon Duck Island could do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I reckon Duck Island.

I reckon they'd go pretty quickly out of business if they started making weird flavours. No Jess, you could do it. Just get a tub of vanilla ice cream. And then just scrape it in. And scrape your birth toast into it. Kind of be like cookies and cream with little bits of... Oh can I go?

Yeah, or a good line with that juice. Like really croutony croutons. Couple more messages. I love the smell of a sattelrian horse shit. Oh no. Sattelrian's got that leather smell though, that is very nice. And someone says they love the smell of the rotorua, the boiled eggs. I don't mind it. Love it.

It's good stuff. We're asking you what is the unusual smell that you love because Fletch is addicted to DP. I'm not addicted, I just smelled it at the gym and I was like, oh, that's a good smell. That's a good smell. Bleach. What?

Someone says I love that too. A tiny bit. We're washing dishes in the toilet. My cat is even a bleach junkie. When I use it outside, diluted, she rolls around in it like catnip. What the hell? No, that's not good.

That cat, it's got blonde tips though. Yeah, frosted tips. Methanol fuel from Speedway bikes, says someone, brings back fond memories of Saturday nights. Avgas is pretty good. Yeah. I'm obsessed with sniffing my laundry detergent, someone says. Oh Vaughan, here's one for you.

I love the smell of the vacuum cleaner exhaust. This is me. Yeah. When I was a kid, my mum used to tell me to stop being weird because when she'd vacuum, I'd roll around on the floor after the vacuums, huffing the fumes. Okay, yeah, that's quite weird. She'd make something weird.

Our friend Matt, message saying, I think he just messaged me because I'd appreciate this from a rural standpoint. Gay Matt? Is there any other kind of Matt? He said lamb milk. No, we have had a lot of straight Matt's messaging in saying they're not all gay. Oh yeah. Approve it.

Kiss a girl. And then they're just inches away and they're like, Oh, you got me. Squeeze those boobies and then come back to me. Yeah. What did he say? That was the smell of lamb milk powder. Like when you've got to feed lambs.

I don't know what that smells like. It smells so rich. What does it smell like? Like just like milk powder, concentrated milk, but like super rich, like almost like pudding. It smells like a pudding. Someone said the dental nurse clinic back in the 80s, specifically the orange stuff they put on your teeth.

Yeah, that was yum. Back in the day, chalkboards, the chalk dust was strangely good. Someone likes the smell of gunpowder. Yeah, man. You remember cat guns? When you're like, oh yeah, cat guns. Yeah, that was bad, you'd go bang, bang, bang,

and then just have a big half of your cat. So I love the specificity of this. A luxury tropical island resort reception area. Oh yeah. What? I sort of can smell it. Like a sandalwood. Like a florally sandalwood. Yep, some hibiscus and.

Oh yuck, someone said puppy breath, yuck. Oh, people go crazy about that. What about the smell of cats? Oh my god, far out. Like my the smell of cats? Oh my god. My cat smells so nice. Oh my god. Roly smells so good. Is it cat spores or dog spores that smell like CC's chips?

Yeah, someone said dog spores. They smell like Doritos. Someone just texted in. Oh, I love this. Oh my god. People are horned up. I love the smell of rum on a hot guy's breath after having a boozy night out. What like Captain Morgan on Caruba or something?

Spicy rum when they go through curves. Someone loves the smell of Marmite. Really? Yeah. Oh, a just lit match. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Ooh yuck, my partner's pillow, his dribble pillow keeps me calm when I'm stressed. We did say this was a safe space. Oh, I know, I'm so sorry, but the smell of dried dribble, which I've put all over your couch, by the way, for you. Yeah, thank you. It was yuck. Thank you.

Lot of people voting for petrol and puppy breath. Vinegar, chlorine, and bleach. I love chlorine. Do you? No. It's a no from me. Yeah. Vinegar chlorine and bleach. I love chlorine Do you know? It's a no from me. Yeah, I like the smell of resin and also the rain on Concrete. Yes, like if it's been really hot and then it rains. Yeah Someone said similar smell wet rocks

Bostic glue and someone said they love the smell of being in chemist warehouse. Show sponsor. Show sponsor. Thank you. No they're right though, it's all on. Because of all the fragrances you're running. Yeah the old factory senses. Yeah there's a lot going on.

Yeah there's a lot happening in a chemist warehouse. I just want to sniff things now eh. Play ZM's Fletch, Bourne and Haley. Play ZM's Fletch, Bourne and Haley. Now we need to talk about the fact that I'm off to Christchurch, Otatahi today to perform my show Friday Saturday, sold out so snooze you lose. But Fletch as he often does takes the opportunity to come down and support me. Yeah. You know he's like...

Definitely only going to Christchurch for me. I will stab you with this pencil like a shush. I didn't say anything. He supported genuine friends supporting genuine friends. Definitely only going to Christchurch for- I will stab you with this pencil like a shush. I didn't say anything. He supported genuine friends supporting genuine friends. Definitely only going to Christchurch to support Hailey Scho- Nine words I said and you wanted to stab me? What?

What duty little secrets do you have? It was the tone you used, Vaughn. You did have a bit of a tone on you, Vaughn. Yeah. Just drop the chude. Yeah. But I booked my flights down to Christchurch ages ago. And I made, when did I make the decision? Like five weeks ago, four weeks ago.

When I tour, you always have a little lookie. It's a nice excuse to get out and see the country and you always have a little lookie. And I- We're going for a nice dinner with our friend Alice tomorrow, that's gonna be fun. Oh, cannot wait. I'll catch up with my friend Rachel. Like we're just gonna have a little lookie. And I- We're going for a nice dinner with our friend Alice tomorrow. That's gonna be fun. Oh, I cannot wait. I'll catch up with my friend Rachel.

Like we're just gonna have a lovely time. But I booked my- Will you make time and space for a Margaret Mayhee playground visit? Absolutely, we're staying nearby. Glorious. Yeah, but like only at night time because it's weird if your adults go during the day.

Yeah, because there's all these kids on the swings and I'm like, get off. And they're so slow down the slide, you're like, ugh. And they're not even swinging that high, losers. It's also better at night with a bit of rain. The slides go faster. You saw them at the slide. Yeah, you really do.

So I booked my flights and I'm flying Air New Zealand, you know, and it's expensive to fly at the moment. You had a lot to get on my flights' fledge. Oh my God, and it was like, I think it was five or nearly $600 for the times that we wanted. It would have been okay to go at like 6 a.m. and then come back at like nine at night. I was like, that's not gonna work.

We're gonna be here. Yeah, we're gonna be here. That's not gonna work. No. So, you booked on another airline. I went on Jetstar. You went on, you booked Jetstar. I'm the man of the people.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it was like $70 each way there. It was a sale a few weeks ago. And I was like, oh my god, this is so cheap. So we booked them. Who needs Neyron? Yeah, yeah. That's my old sound check. And he keeps on saying to me like, oh, god, this is so cheap. So we booked them. Who needs knee room? Yeah, yeah. That's my old sidekick.

And he keeps on saying to me like, oh, I can't go into the lounge. He asked me, because I'm going to go into the O'Corrie lounge. I asked if there's a Jetstar lounge. Why ask the girl? He asked if I could baby burden some Prosecco from the lounge. I'm in trouble for asking the producers questions about Jetstar. I'm sorry you give Jetstar energy.

But you immediately turned on the comms to the producers and said, Hey girlies, does Jetstar and they're just assuming that the girlies play Jetstar exclusively. So rude. Shannon's actually a Nepo Gold Elite because her partner is Gold Elite. Well, that's the thing. I'm the highest ranked member of the show. In New Zealand's eyes, she is. And just like God in there, I don't know. Well Vaughn's a Jade isn't he? So it goes from you to Vaughn.

That's kind of the scale of the ranking there. So I've been following Jetstar since I was a student. I couldn't tell you, I'm sorry. I just had one question because how strict are they on the back? Because I'm very... I've got 7kgs. I get my backpack. I put like two things in it and my iPad and I weight it because I've got one of those little scale things. And it was 7.1kgs, I'm like, I've got three things in my bag.

Oh, they're going to make you pay more. Yeah, I've had that. How do they weigh it? There's like a thing, it's a scale. Where do you weigh it? There's a scale and like a box that it's got to fit into, like right by the door. That's so cute. Why don't you just slide your iPad down your shirt as you're boarding?

That's a great idea. This is why I wore my cargo shorts today with many pockets. I'm gonna put undies, my battery packs. Are you going straight to the airport? Yeah. Jesus Christ. I'm probably gonna sleep in my car in the basement at work. I'm performing to 400 people tonight and I tell you what, I'm gonna bring my A game. Good. I'm performing to 400 people tonight and I tell you what, I'm gonna bring my A game. Good! But also now I've had to cop it as well because I've got a suitcase because I'm flying in

New Zealand and not only does he want me to come out and bring him a Prosecco from the Coru Lounge. Well no, you're not allowed to do that. No, I'm gonna put it in my mouth and baby-bird it into yours. That's allowed, that's a loophole, we found a loophole. You can't take food out of the lounge but when it's in her mouth, loophole. And I'll spit a muffin into his mouth. It's gonna be really hot.

Wait, a muffin, but a muffin, oh, you're gonna do the muffin, then go back in for the Prosecco? For the Prosecco, then I come back. Oh, so multiple trips. You're not just gonna create sort of a slurry in your mouth. No, no, no, just multiple trips. No, I won't be in a muffin Prosecco slurry.

But now he's slipped a bag of bloody goods into my suitcase. Why, they wanna pay for it. They made you pay for a bag. So when I check in at Earl, New Zealand. They wanna pay for a bag. bloody goods into my suitcase. Why they want to pay for it? They make you pay for a bag. So when I check in at Air New Zealand, I was like no! When I check in at Air New Zealand, and they ask me, do you know the contents of your bag? Well I don't.

Well you do, all apart from, you could take this out and be like, I don't know what's in there. And I do not look. Oh my clip-clop cycle shoes are there because we're going to do a cycle class. Are you taking your shoes? I'm not look. Oh, my clip-clop cycle shoes are there because we're going to do a cycle class. Are you taking your shoes? Are you taking your shoes? Shane, I'm so embarrassed.

I'm so embarrassed. That's embarrassing. Flesh. I'm sorry, I'm fitness. I want to do fitness. I'm sorry, I want to do fitness. You don't need those shoes to ride a bike. You do need the shoes.

I saw a kid riding the bike the other day, no shoes whatsoever. Yeah. That's how we used to do it. That's the key we wear. Do you have to wear shoes on Jetstar? Feels like you don't need to. No, I think you do.

I think that they follow all the rules. Right, okay, thank you for helping me there. Okay, but no lounge. Helping out the elite when they come back down to Earth. I'm a man of the people. I'm a man of the people. Unlike you. I'll be getting a freebie.

Spawning around there drinking champagne. Yeah, I will be drinking champagne. Behind those closed doors. Oh, I know you're not allowed in. Play Zed M's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. So the wonderful, the iconic Jimmy Carr has devised a plan to escape it. He's coming to New Zealand instead in January and he joins us. Good morning. Well, of course I'm coming to New Zealand in January because in New Zealand in January, every day will be a MILF.

A MILF? 30 and bloody hot. And I'm going to be drinking champagne. I'm going to be drinking champagne. I'm going to be drinking champagne. I'm going to be drinking champagne. I'm going to be drinking champagne. I'm going to be drinking champagne.

I'm going to be drinking champagne. I'm going to be drinking champagne. I'm going to be drinking champagne. I'm going to be drinking champagne. I'm going to be drinking champagne. I'm going to be drinking champagne. I'm going to be drinking champagne. I'm going to be drinking champagne. I'm coming to New Zealand in January because in New Zealand in January, every day will be a MILF. A MILF? 30 and bloody hot.

Oh. But can leave you with a burning sensation afterwards. Yeah, if you're unprotected. Yeah. Okay, well, I mean, we're really taking this joke all the way, okay. Yeah, keep it going, keep it going, Jimmy, keep it going. Okay, well what's going on?

What do I need to know? I mean, I'm coming next year to lighten the load for you in January. It should be fun, right? It's going to be an amazing time. You've toured around New Zealand before and I want to say you're cracking off in Invercargill of all places. Have you been before? Yeah, and from my experience in Invercargill, I think those are people that need it most. I'm serious you do gigs in Wellington

you go this is an amazing place. I mean yeah come out for a laugh. It's bonus. Invercargill you need this. I do that as humanitarian work. Jimmy I've actually performed in Invercargill a number of times twice of which a brawl broke out in the middle, and I hope you get the same reception. Well, yeah, I think they shut down that strip club now because of the incident. Excuse you, Jimmy. That was my earlier work. You've pretty much been all over.

Could we get an out of 10 rating for Invercargill? Invercargill, I mean, I had a great time. I've got to say, it's like, for me, it's self-selecting, because I turn up and people come out and see the show. And sometimes if you go to a town where there's not a lot going on, it's, you know, people come out to the show that wouldn't necessarily travel to go and see you. So they come out like,

and the other half gets brought along begrudgingly. And if you can win people over, that's such a pleasure for me. Yeah. I love that. I love it when you get that thing with comedy, especially the kind of comedy I do, which is quite dark, where it feels like it's, what do they call it, the highfalutin term is cognitive dissonance. Where someone goes, I know I shouldn't be laughing at that thing. I am, however, laughing at that thing.

The laughter always comes first. The laughter reveals who you really are. I love it. Do you feel a difference? Because I think us Kiwis, we share that dark British sense of humour. Do you find it tougher in places like America where they maybe take things a bit more seriously? Not so much. I mean, again, it's that thing where you go a lot of my favourite comedians, a lot of my favourite comedies come out of the States. So, you know, it's the land that gave us Louis C.K. and Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle and Bill Burr, and the list goes on.

So you kind of go, yeah, they get it. They get it. Not everyone gets it, but then the people that don't get it, don't come to the show. It's a bad thing with comedy, actually. The people that need it most wouldn't think to buy a ticket to a comedy show. When you're, cause comedy show. Because you're coming to 13 different centres around New Zealand. Do you ever, I mean, surely

when you're touring around the world, because it's not just New Zealand, you're doing Australia and then you're going basically everywhere. Do you ever just turn up somewhere and go, where is this? What is this? Where am I? Well, no, I mean, like we plan it out and kind of go, I mean, for me, it's that thing where you go, it's a pleasure to travel. It's really lovely to go and see the world there's 47 countries on this tour so it's not it's not like so it's that thing of like going you know we can all laugh at kind of the town that we make jokes about but you go yeah go to that place if they have a theatre and then to go and play that theatre that's the way to keep those places alive it's not always a pleasure to travel

though because I mean I flew to Melbourne the other day and I was in the middle seat Jimmy and it was very crammed. Really? Yeah it's not that bad. I mean you flew there. I feel like we don't. Listen two generations ago that trip would have taken I don't know eight years and you would have lost six kids on the way. It's perspective. We discount all of the privilege we have immediately, right? So the fact that you flew to Melbourne is a miracle, right? I will say, but also Jimmy, the chicken meal was too hot. It was too hot and I was crammed. It's not always a pleasure to travel.

You could skip a meal, baby. Please. I kind of like it when You could skip a meal baby, please. Kind of like the way Jimmy can't call me baby I'll be honest. Have you ever seen a crisp packet on a plane? You know the way that the crisp packet gets bloated on a plane? Yeah. I travel a lot. Don't eat on a plane.

They do, they go ploppy don't they? You don't need to eat on the plane. Yeah, no you don't need to. You can eat before, eat afterwards, but don't eat on the plane. What are you thinking? Do you have much time when you're in New Zealand before you perform, or is it like land perform, land perform? I may have like four, five hours off before I do the first show.

Right. You don't want to overdo it. It's very nice travelling, but people are very polite in New Zealand. Ah, there's a few, you know, a-holes around, but most of us are pretty nice. Yeah, I'll meet them. Yes. There's a fair amount of heckling in my shows. I actively encourage it I like people joining in. Yeah, well, I love that. That's I cannot wait to see you You're starting off January 7th in the cargo to need in Queenstown Christchurch Nelson, Wellington Parmy he's not forgotten you new Plymouth Hawke's Bay, Rotorua

Tauranga, Hamilton and ending in Auckland where we will be able to catch you. Jimmy, thank you so much. We cannot wait to have you here. Can I ask about the, can I just rewind there for one second? The pronunciation of a couple of those names, I noticed you went quite, Taranga? What was the one before Taranga? Rotorua.

It's the correct Māori pronunciation. Well this is fantastic. Okay, well how have you been saying it? Give it a red hot go. I love the fact that just a couple of the places got that not everywhere. Well, because only a couple of them have Māori names. But honestly-

You might be familiar with your country of origins habit in the 1800s. Even the way you're saying Māori is blowing my mind. You might be familiar with your country of origins habit in the 1800s. Even the way you're saying Maori is blowing my mind. I am part Maori, that's why. So I have a responsibility. But if you come to New Zealand and you say Rotorua and Tauranga, you will not be alone. My rule is just how everything is pronounced is with confidence.

You know what, just give it a hot blast and see how it comes out. I think it's one like, you know technically I don't have an accent. This is just how things sound when they're pronounced properly. No, no, because we've got the neutral accent and you sound very posh Jimmy. I sound very posh? Yes. Well I mean, it's all relative isn't it, come on. Yeah it is.

Jimmy Carr dot com for tickets. Jimmy Carr thank you so much for joining us this morning. Well I've learned something, I've learned the pronunciation. This has been useful. You're very welcome. You're very welcome. Anytime. I'll call back in if I have questions when I'm there. Just give me a hello in Maori. How do I say hello? Kia ora. Kia ora? Well, that can be easier. So try to join the A and the O together rather than kiaora, say kiaora.

I think, I don't want to be that guy, but I think you're saying it wrong. It's kiaora. Okay, now what about just out of Tauranga, Whakatane? Yeah, Whakatane. You f***ed a townie. What? Just needed a place to stay. It was a long drive home. Yeah, yeah, I just needed a roof over there. Well, that's, well, you're a modern woman. I mean, yeah, great.

Did he call you back? What happened? Yeah, we actually ended up dating him for many, many years. Sorry, what's the town called? Whakatane. I mean, you can hear it now, right? They must have known that at the town. There's a place called Whakapapa.

Which is a ski field? Yep. There's a place called Whakapapa. Yeah, that's a ski mountain. Is it twinned with ****? Hahaha! It's just down the road. Yeah, that's just around the corner. Yeah.

Wow. Well, this is fantastic. So, Cura is... Hello, okay, I could do this. I'm getting a lot of it from having watched Once Were Warriors, and it's giving me a very false read. Jeepers, yeah. No, don't learn your Kiwi culture from that, it's our dark history. You could

also, when you leave stage, you could say kākite. Kākite? Yeah, kākite, meaning goodbye. Oh, okay, that means goodbye. Yeah. Kākite. Yeah, look, we'll give you lots of lingo before you get here in January. Okay, kākite.

Yeah. Kākite. And kākite to you, Jimmy. Yeah. Kakeete. And Kakeete to you Jimmy. Jimmy Kyle, thank you. This has been an education. Thank you so much. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley.

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Bananas week here at Fact of the Day, and today's Fact of the Day is bananas are radioactive. And also, sub fact, Johnny Martin's grandad was the first person to import bananas into New Zealand. Someone messaged you called Johnny Martin. He said fun fact my granddad was the first person to import bananas. So he's by my age so his granddad must have been like my granddad's age maybe a little bit older. So you're telling me before Johnny Martin's granddad imported bananas there were no bananas in New Zealand. It sounds like Johnny Martin's granddad's making up lies to Johnny Martin's granddad imported bananas. There were no bananas in New Zealand. It sounds like Johnny Martin's granddad's making up lies to Johnny Martin. Sounds like Johnny Martin's a character.

Johnny Martin's granddad, the OG character. This is the sort of thing my granddad would have told me and I would have blindly believed until I said it out loud to somebody once and they laughed at me. Do you think it was overseas and he's like, I love these yellow long things. These long yellow things.

I should bring them to New Zealand. I love them, delicious. On a ship. Maybe get an update here from Johnny Martin. No, no further. No further. I don't know if I love them. On a ship. Maybe get an update here from Johnny Martin. No, no further. No further. I don't know if I believe that. We'll look into it.

Was he in the supermarket industry or something? Who knows. Interesting. Who knows. Thank you to Dole. Are we gonna say thank you to Dole? Oh yeah, Dole, who yesterday sent us bananas and today sent us pineapples.

Well yeah, because we said we were gonna make pina coladas, so we'll have to make pina coladas now. Push through. Here are the dog, we have a here are the make pina coladas, so we'll have to make pina coladas now. Push through, we're the hero of the dog, we're the hero of the dog, pina colada. So bananas are radioactive, and it's the potassium in the banana that makes them slightly radioactive.

But even when you go on a plane, every now and again you'll see people take a Geiger meter, Geiger counter. And yeah, there's radiation levels in the plane. So when you fly. BED is a banana equivalent dose. That's one of the ways of like measuring radioactivity. BDE.

What? BDE. Georgia, Bert. I think BDE is big dick energy. Oh, boy. Oh boy. Some decorum in the workplace. Wow.

We all were just in. We were just in the workplace, please. We all were just in here. We're dancing around it. We're dancing around it. Have some class. Have some class, please. Banana equivalent dose is BED. Okay.

And then as you say- Energy dose. Kayleigh! Sorry, decorum. Decorum, please. I apologise. Flying New York City to Los Angeles, you say the guy got better on the plane They're measuring radiation is the equivalent of 40

bananas 40 bananas or you were just around 40 bananas 400 bananas 400 for it's the equivalent of eating 400 bananas wait Oh, okay, right. Okay, you'd have to eat them. Yeah. Which I couldn't, it wouldn't fit. No. I couldn't have 400 bananas. A dental x-ray, you know when you go in and they scarp, they scarper out the door and go, oh my god I know and I'm like why aren't you staying in the room? How bad is this thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, they do multiple people a day like one's not too bad. That's equivalent to eating 50 bananas. Okay, so that's why they leave the room because if they're doing 10 of those a day, every day.

Fucking bananas. Yeah. Here's a CT scan on your chest is the equivalent of 70,000 bananas. Is that the weary machine that I've done? What one's that one? Is that a CT? No, that's a ultra, that's a MRI.

An MRI. What's an MRI? The, I don't have it on my list. Okay. Annual natural background of just existing in the world, 24,000 bananas worth of. Right, okay. Fascinating. So next time someone-

Good week for you. Pardon me? Good week for you, banana week. Thank you, if you were to sit down and eat 10 million bananas in one sitting, that would be a lethal dose of radiation. You're diapotating. Nobody is gonna eat-

My stomach's not that big. Oh, 10,000, 10 million, 10 million bananas. Bad news, Brad brought us in hash browns and I've had three and I'm full as a bull. And like, there's no way I'm eating millions of bananas. Okay, well I'm just saying if anybody wants to go about eating too many bananas, it will kill you if you eat 10 million of radiation poisoning.

So today's fact of the day is that Johnny Martin's granddad was the first person, so he says. So he says. According to Johnny Martin. So he says. Johnny Martin's granddad was the first person, so he says, according to Tony Martin, Tony Martin's grandad was the first person to import bananas into New Zealand. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day, ah, doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo Play ZM's Flashborn and Hayley. That is our show today, congratulations to Vaughan for making it through. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do He's got no responsibility anymore. No, he's not. Is that the podcast done? Because I'm busting for a poos.

Busting for a poos. Jesus. Give us a review.