ZM's Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley - Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - June 9th 2025

Episode Date: June 8, 2025

40% think bullying is a good excuse to get botox Best Chip condiments Top 6 Outcomes of driverless trucks Gen Z Ticket sale scams SLP What order do you unload the dishwasher Japanese toilet timers Hayley snapped a wine glass Dry begging relationahip term Wy'd you have to get a tattoo covered? Fletch's baggage update One clap per child at grad ceremony Fact of the Day Was there a celeb at a wedding you went too?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Your chance to get through and win. The top six is coming up soon. Yeah, a driverless truck has passed its tests. Again, another thing that happened on the episode of the Simpsons once. Yeah, it really does predict the future, doesn't it? I mean, when you do that many episodes, it's guaranteed to predict some stuff here and there. I got the top six outcomes of when we don't have truck drivers anymore.

Aww. Aww, Hong Kong. Who do you think driverless trucks are going to handle in New Zealand though? I don't think they are. Oh, I know. Like, you know, it's a right in the middle of the modern high. It might be a right down to state highway one. No, not our windy Rimutaka Hills

we're teetering on the edge. Is that a highway one? Two. Two? Well, I said one. So if you could just kind of just notice your- Well, I was also referring that there's difficult roads on two. There might be a detour over two.

Actually, sometimes the one is sharp. They put a detour over two. You've got to go to Porirua via Rimutaka, it's a nightmare. God, it's hard enough passing a truck, let alone when there's no driver. How would you feel about that? How are they going to hear my tooting and see me sort of swerving out to the side and being like, gosh! Well, top six coming up next on the show...

Some alarming stats about plastic surgery in young people and the reason why... They're being allowed to do it. Allowed to? Allowed to by Mummy and Daddy. I actually find this study to be a little bit alarming. They're being allowed to do it. Allowed to? Allowed to by Mummy and Daddy. Play ZM's Flashborn and Haley. I actually find this study to be a little bit alarming. Now I will say it is out of America, who in general,

bat-cooked. Bat-cooked. You know what I mean? Bat-cooked. Bat-cooked. America. Bat-cooked. According to this survey, out of America,

one in six parents support teenagers getting non-surgical cosmetic procedures for any reason as long as they have parental approval. So non-surgical being filler, botox, maybe some like facial tattoo, you know like cosmetic tattooing, I don't know. Spray it. I don't know. But. That's crazy. Isn't it? One in six would let their kid get like Botox.

Yeah. And they were saying as long as they had like a valid reason for wanting to do so. But then the debate sparked about what is a valid reason. Some people saying mental health being one of them. So if you had an appearance thing that made you depressed or you hated it so much it was affecting your mood, they see that as a valid reason to change. Or bullying, the fact that you were getting bullied.

So maybe like- Well, you're not gonna be bullied about your wrinkles, are you? You don't have any, you're 16. Yeah, I know. No, but I know kids that had their ears pinned back. Yeah, me too. Yeah, yeah.

And that's kind of like- And that was a response to too. Yeah, yeah. And that's kind of like- And that was a response to bullying. Yeah, totally, and that's fair enough. But what else? Yeah, I don't- What if they're like, your eyes are too close? Well, you can't just- That's a major surgery.

How do you pull your eyes? You can't get surgery to pull your eyes together, can you? Fresh set of eyes. Yeah. So, like, this is terrible. So they're saying things like hair removal, fillers, laser skin treatments. Hair removal? Okay. Yes, because I had a mustache when I was about 11 and I was really embarrassed about it. My mom took me to the case of clinic. Did she? What did they do to it? There was a type of, this is like back in early 2000s.

Shouldn't whip out the epilator. No, because once you start, do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. You've got people on epilating baby. There was a type of laser they had back in the day that was for younger people, and I got it snapped. But it grew back, but it made it less or something like that.

Right, okay. But it wasn't as permanent and as aggressive as it is now. Teeth whitening, veneers, hair removal fillers, laser skin treatments like microdermagrasion or maybe some scar removal. See, most of those would be fine, but I guess it's just the Botox would be the one that you just like.

The filler, the injectables. Holy. Yeah. Mental health, self-esteem issues. I don't know. I mean, the only surgeries I knew of when I was in high school was I had a couple of friends that got breast reductions.

I remember a girl at school got a breast reduction and everyone was like, you got a breast reduction though, didn't you? Yeah, you had had double Ds. You know, I got the implants and then regretted it. And then they went back. You had the removal. And they went back, yeah.

But a breast reduction, that was not a cosmetic thing. That was like back pain. Oh yeah, totally. That was unmanageable. I don't know, I just feel like, this is where we should just weigh. And then shouldn't we be encouraging them to embrace our differences?

Exactly right, what is it, the old plaster on the problem rather than dealing with the source of it? Yeah, totally. To sort of celebrate our differences. Like my ski slope nose. Whip. Or get them enrolled in some mixed martial arts. And then if someone's like, hey mustache, they can just go like,

Hey Dumbo, throat punch. Throat punch, throat punch. Call me that again. Now who's Dumbo? We're not encouraging violence in children. No, absolutely not. Obviously we're not. We're not encouraging bullying.

We're not encouraging surgery. We're not encouraging fellows. Actually we don't encourage anything. We are neutral. These two are actually anti encouraging fellows. We're not encouraging. Actually, we don't encourage anything. We are neutral. These two are actually anti-children. Well, yeah, famously. Famously. Anti-children.

Yeah, they're not encouraging children to exist at all. Play Zed M's, Flesh, Vaughan and Hayley. So I will preface this by saying that this article is out of the UK. Okay. Where a scientist has, I guess, explained his choice scientifically for the best condiment for hot chips. For me, aioli. No, too creamy. Then tomato sauce. It's too creamy. I love it when you've got both and you go dip dip. Yeah. Dip dip dip.

Maybe even a sweet chilli. Man I I could eat on chips. This guy. Nah, it's gotta be carnie sauce at number one. Carnie sauce. Yeah, sloppy, runny, carnie sauce. And then, yeah, and then I'll put hot sauce on for a little extra kick. That chutney carnie sauce is just, but it's full of sugar.

Like that's why we love it. The chutney carnie sauce, the real runny stuff. They dip the hot dog in it entirely. Right. It's just sweet as. Yeah, the chutney, the chutney's better. The runny. Dip the hot dog in it entirely. Right. It's just sweet as. No, I love the chutney spicy. Yeah, the chutney's better. Oh yeah, but that's not carnie.

The carneys can't afford that high end Whitlock's. No they can't. That Whitlock's chutney sauce was a treat when we were growing up. It's good stuff, hey. It's good stuff. Special trait, special sauce. Charles Spence is a professor of experimental psychology

at Oxford University, and he's saying that salt and vinegar is the top choice for hot chips. I just want to thought of that as a condiment. Vinegar. It's not- Oh yeah, I love vinegar on chips. The TAV, our TAV does the vinegar. You can get a little squirty vinegar.

Always rules. Some fish and chip shops will have some vinegar or put it on maybe for you. Yeah. Mold vinegar, right? Not white vinegar. No, no, no, no, no, malt. And stick your apple cider vinegar up

your bloody Wim Hof ice bath arms. I mean, salt and vinegar, potato chips are the best. Yeah. But when it comes to hot chips, I'd rather just have the salty chip. With a gippy sauce. Sans vinegar, yeah. You could do hot chips with sour cream and chives, eh?

I've never thought about it. You could blot some sour cream right on top and then just drop some chives on it. That'd be yuck Lightning lightning but a lightning outside. So yeah, apparently the vinegar is effective at cutting through the oiliness I guess yeah. Yeah Totally that and it turns it into a health food is what you're saying. I mean you're saying that I don't Okay. Yeah. Oh

Thunder oh that's a saying that. Okay. Yeah. Oh, thunder. Oh, there's a thunder. Oh, that's a good one. There's a thunder outside the studio, yeah. But yeah, he's saying tomato sauce. What's his reasoning? Is an infantile condiment. Infantile! Oh, wow!

Back off. Because of its sweetness, typically containing one teaspoon of sugar. What else has he put on the list of work? Cause the British, the Worcestershire sauce. His number two, mushy peas. Oh my God. There is this food truck that sometimes comes out our way.

It's a fish and chip one. Oh yeah. And they do like the flakiest fish and then the mushy peas. And I always get double. I love mushy peas. Yum. How do you make a mushy pea? Do you just over boil it and then?

Mush it up, put some mint in it. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know how they do it. Okay, let me google recipe for mushy peas. So yeah, yeah, that's a very British. Very British. The top Britain's most popular chip topping, salt and vinegar, tomato ketchup, mushy peas, curry sauce. Curry sauce!

Yeah. In your new can you get a little bit of curry sauce. And gravy at five. Whereas gravy, I love a poutine. Dude, gravy, oh my God, that's amazing. Can you wait for me to go? What? Wait, oh, we've lost him.

We lost him in a gravy thought. I'm just trying to remember, where did you go and you had gravy on chips? Why does it matter? No, that was so good. The gravy was like insanely rich. We went for Sammy's the other day, at Pastrami and Rye. Oh yeah, That gravy was...

A couple weeks ago... Oh my god, no. Hayley and I have got a really horrible gravy story. Go on. It was really horrible. Okay, so we were in Melbourne together. It was in Taupo at the Jolly Old Fellows, it's a British pub, semi-lake side. Good gravy. Slammed a couple of delicious creamy pints and had the most insanely rich gravy

with these big fat steak chips. And I would say, and more Shea Peas were on the menu. That was about three weeks ago, you really struggled to remember that. Last week, not weekend B and weekend before. Yeah, birthday weekend. So when we were there in Melbourne, Fletch got a schnitty, like a parma.

A chicken parma. Yeah. And then one of our friends, with chips. And then one of our friends who we were with also got that but got a side of gravy. And then Fletch was like, oh my God, devastated. I need some gravy. The woman brings over a complimentary gravy.

Everything's all gravy. Except? You pour it over, it was the consistency of juice. Oh, that's all gravy. Except? You pour it over, it might as well, it was the consistency of juice. Oh, that's not gravy! It was runny gravy. That's not gravy. That's such runny gravy. Is that what they do in Australia? That's runny gravy. No, I've had delicious thick gravy in Australia. Well, if you're thinking of joining the Brains Range of Australia, you need to check that their gravy's gonna be the way out first. It was the consistency of a zh.

Yeah it was a zh more of a... No it's a zh not a gravy. Yeah. The consistency of gravy should be... Thick. Like this. Chunky. Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gravy should make. Yeah, put that in the pot. It like basically sogged all my chips. Yeah, it didn't hold on the chip. No. This gravy, I've just looked it up, John and

Goodfellas in Taupo. This is a free plug. Free plug. Yeah. It was such thick gravy. We were just grabbing handfuls of chips and just plonking them in the gravy and letting them sit in there and then pulling them out like one by one. Like they were like ending. Yeah, that's good gravy. And then we doubled up the gravy. That sounds great. Do you reckon after work, how long would it take us to get to Topol?

In about hours. We could just go. We'll be there by lunch. For gravy and chips. Play. ZM. Fletchvorn and Hayley. From the Fletchvorn and Hayley group chat this is the top six. We were just talking about driverless trucks. Somebody said that the logging truck in the Final Destination movies was unmanned. Was it a driverless truck? I'm just, I've just Googled the same. Well like back in the 2000s. Yeah, oh the cop spills the coffee on himself

and then the log falls off and bounces and then, yep. Those movies for millennials. Trauma. And Gen Xs have just, it's been a lifetime of trauma. I never step into a lift without thinking about it like cutting it in half. Or in Sinkerators. Or the paint of glass that falls out and just... Or Roller Coaster with the big string.

Well the BBC's done an article on the Chinese driverless trucks that are hoping to transform China's transport industry. They've been logging up thousands of hours with somebody in the truck. Right. But not doing any- So they're learning.

They're learning. They're learning. Meanwhile, in America, the first driverless semis, they call them semis, Yeah. have been already driving between Dallas and Houston, making regular round trips And this this article is May

So yeah, the trucks are already out there on the American freeways a lot of them What are they doing? Are they are they trying to save money for companies by not having a driver? Yeah, because drivers have to... That's a bit sad. Drivers can't work 24 hours around the clock. They've got to have rest. They have to pull over and rest. They've got to pull over. I don't know how they refuel. Do they just drive between certain points and then refuel them when they're there with humans? I guess so. So the trucks are equipped with computers and sensors that can see the length of over four football fields. Wow. And the trucks have so-

Hailey's car does that. It gets pretty swish. It tells you when there's cars and other lanes around you. It does. Already they've delivered 10,000 customer loads across 3 million miles with human supervision. So in America as well, in China, they're all over this. Do you know why they're called semis? Why? Because the trailers are semi-supported.

So the trailers kind of, they've got all the wheels on them, but they need to clip onto the truck. Otherwise you've got to have the things down at the front. Huh. Ah. I didn't even know on that. I thought it was because they were a little bit limp. Well the trucks in... I'm extremely excited. The trucks in America, and this was dated like the 2nd of May,

had already done 12,000 miles without a human in the truck. Right. Imagine us driving along and you'd see a truck and there's no driver in there. You're like honk honk and there's just like no one. Alright, well I like the top six outcomes of driverless trucks. We'll miss our truck drivers. Yeah. Yeah, we will.

All eyes say no but you don't know what you've got till it's gone. Got rid of the truck drivers and now there's driverless trucks. Number six on the list. Need some work, need some work. Yeah, we'll shop it I reckon. The V and Pymarket will have a huge crash. Oh no. Tradeys can't carry that burden alone. I mean they'll keep it going. They'll keep it going but it'll limp. Yeah. They'll give it a red hot go. It'll limp.

Number five on the list of the top six outcomes of driverless trucks. They won't flash their lights at each other. You know when you're driving at night beside a truck and a truck's coming the other way and they do that big Christmas tree light up thing? Well they do that little wave to each other. Yeah. The truck drivers with the original waves of the monowave. Yeah. Because that was when my dad used to drive trucks. That's how they would wave to each other,

lean forward and flick a hand. Yeah. Monowave, way back in the day. You don't want to go too far away from the wheel. Yeah. Number four on the list of the top six other outcomes of driverless trucks. Kids are going to need someone else to tutor them

when they do the hand pump thing. Oh yeah. I'm happy to do it. Anytime, you know when you're driving and there's like a- Kid, I'll always turn to their waving kid. I'll always like wave into it. Yeah, yeah.

Just makes their day. Unless they've got all these cameras and sensors, unless they're programmed to see a small child waving or doing the- Ta ta. Toot, they could, you know. And they give them one. Yeah, that's a good call actually.

They could program that. Yeah. Fingers crossed. AI recognise kids. Number three on the list of the top six. What if it goes evil though and runs them over? Yeah, it's like wave, wave, wave. That means murder.

Yeah. No, we help them. Number three on the list of the top six outcomes of driverless trucks. Far less sexual senanigans on state highway rest areas. Let's face it. Well, they've got a bed in the back don't they? I'd love to sleep. Oh my god, so I was catching up with a friend,

like a new friend learning about some of her travels, and she said she used to hitchhike around the world and as a mother, you know, that put the shits up me. But one of them was she got picked up by a truck and slept the night in the truck She said it was so fun their little bunks in the back the sleeper cabins. Yeah, this new friend I didn't know you about this new friend. She listens to the radio. They're just it's none of your business I'm allowed to go out and make other I don't think Haley's willing Haley's made a new friend and hasn't told us

She sounds like she's made friends with a transient friend and hasn't told us. Well I'm entitled to admit you are my priority obviously. She sounds like she's made friends with a transient. Oh some kind of a bit transient. Did she have a stick with a polka dot bag on the end of it? Yes yeah and was shoeless. Wow. Wow. Me highly.

I know. The straw hat? Yeah but with a hole in the top. Speaks in broken English? Yes yeah. Yeah perfect. Okay. Can't read?

Cannot read at all. Interesting. Yeah. Cooks spaghetti in a tin straight out of a fire that's in a bigger tin. That's right. Yeah, I thought so. That sounds about right.

This is my new friend, so please don't judge me. I'm not even jealous. Number two on the list, it's got a ragtag dog that looks like it shouldn't be alive, but it's the healthiest dog that ever lived. Hasn't been groomed in years. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What does it eat?

Who knows? No one knows. Some tints, the last bit of the spaghetti. Yeah, yeah. I'm saying so. Number two on knows? No one knows. Some tints, the last bit of the spaghetti. Yeah, yeah. I'd say so. Number two on the list of the top six outcomes of driverless trucks are the artists that paint the trucks

with Native American murals will be out of business. Yeah, they will be. Don't truck drivers love the Native American culture? They do. The art. And they love our Confederate flag as well. I literally, look what I wrote there!

Also Confederate flag. Yes. I was gonna touch on it, you read it. I know, look what I wrote there! Also Confederate flag. Yes. I was gonna touch on it, you read it. I know, I just sensed it was coming. You sensed that a Confederate flag market was about to be mentioned. Which is weird given the Confederates totally would've wiped out the people,

the other people in the painting. And number one on the list of the top sexy outcomes of driverless trucks, the likelihood of seeing somebody's testicles poking out the bottom of some short shorts at a petrol station will drop dramatically. When they get out and they open the door and they take a first step. Play ZM's Fleshborne and Haley.

Play ZM's Fleshborne and Haley. Well Gen Z are meant to be the most tech savvy. Our resident Gen Z. Shannon have you ever fallen victim to a social media ticket scam? No, but because I am not trusted as a ticket buyer. No, yes, I would never make Shannon the ticket buyer. Because you've fallen victim to many other scams, including the road toll one. Yeah, no, Carwin's the ticket buyer of our friendship. And you've never been scammed? Nah, never. Remember our friend James bought those Viagogo pink tickets? Yeah, never. I have. Remember our friend James bought those via GoGoPink tickets?

Yeah, terrifying. Pon and they didn't exist. Pon they did not exist. Pon they did not exist. You should have known because when you looked at it, it didn't say pink, it said ponk. Ponk. Yeah, and we were going to pink, not ponk.

Yeah, ponk, yeah. Ponk, yeah, so. I have, remember on social media, it was the one where I was buying slipknot tickets, and there was a buy and sell and it was like use this transfer thing. Oh no, it didn't work. Can you transfer this bank account?

Full scam. Yeah, well, Gen Z's one point, this is a survey out of the UK. 1.5 million admit that they have been duped online by social media ticket scams and it's all happening on Facebook and Instagram. Yeah. Where people are reselling. You've gotta be careful. My mum buys Viagogo all the time

for tickets overseas to concerts. Like you, was it you saying Shannon, you just hope for the best? It was me, Colin, the other one. Yeah. You just hope for the best. Yeah, I feel like especially if it's like Facebook or whatever in those buy and sell groups,

you're like, this person looks relatively legit. I can just like try it and see. They look legit. Yeah. Yeah, like a Facebook fan. Relatively legit. That person looks relatively legit as the worst person or child.

I reckon if they've got a birthday post in the last three years, then I trust them. Oh, you do. And multiple photos. And multiple photos. Oh, I get it. That's what we mean by legit. I thought you were talking about marketplace.

Like, this person in a marketplace looks legit. Every person in a marketplace looks like a piece of shit. No, I think it's just like checking their page. Because you can have thousands of friends, all the scammy people do. But if they've got birthday posts or like something like that. And also if it's a sold out concert it's $200 it's still a lot of money but at the same time you want to go to that concert so bad you just rolled the dice right?

Exactly. And so obviously people aren't because yeah this works out to be 21% of GNZs that have admitted to being scammed by online ticket resellers? It's very, you don't want to shame people because it's very sophisticated. You know what I mean? I was bloody... That one that was scamming you, you were like, you'd gone down all the steps. It was the last one. You were like, hang on a sec. This is a... That makes me way, way, way, way, way, way, way.

Because the way that they speak, it's so elegant. It's so well thought out. It's so innocent. Well performed. So in the UK, that works out to be $685 million. Oh no! From Gen Z, they don't have that money. To ticket fraudsters. I think avocado toast has just slipped a second place on the list than anyone at home. It certainly has. Well you've got to be careful out there.

Everyone's just out to make a buck, quick buck. Yeah. You know what I mean? Trust in it, what's he saying? Never trust anybody ever, full stop ever. Full stop ever. I would also like to take this as an opportunity again to raise the point that we should be not laughing at or making our folks, or even younger people we know,

feel bad if they ask, is this a scam? Well, even though it's super obviously a scam because there's no way there's $10,500 vouchers been given away like do the maths on that one. Is that $5 million? A free iPhone mom? I don't think so. Yeah no no no and we don't laugh we just say no no no and here's why this is what to look out for in the future. Unless it's Hayley, we'd laugh at her. I'll laugh at me. You guys cracked up and roasted me. I thought you called me a silly bitch. I did. Multiple times. You did.

But you don't be afraid to ask friends if you think it's a scam. No, no, no. Does this seem a bit off? Because usually it is. Play Zed M's Fletch, Vaughan and Hailey. Fletch Vaughan and Hailey, silly little po, silly little po. It is so silly, silly, silly that the silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole, silly little pole.

Today's silly little pole, this is because you were unloading your dishwasher. Yeah, and my daughters were like, why do you unload it this way? Why are you going to be like that? I don't do cutlery first. No, mine's... So that's the way to do it. I don't do cutlery first. No, mine's- We've got three layers, and the top one is a lay flat cutlery. Same.

Then the middle one is your cups. Yep. And bigger utensils, you lay down. Correct demando. And maybe a bowl. Maybe a small bowl. A small bowl. That's an overflow for bowls for me.

That's an overflow for bowls. That's bowl overflow. small bowl. Small bowl. That's an overflow for bowls for me. That's an overflow for bowls. That's bowl overflow. Bowl overflow. Couldn't agree more. And then, so then the bottom, but I always go middle one first, get rid of all the glasses and stuff. Glasses and bowls.

Yeah, same, same. And then I go downstairs. Yep. Oh no. But I do see the fold on my logic. I go top to bottom. Cause if there's any, yeah. If there's any drippage. That's what the kids said fault in my logic. I go top to bottom. Cause if there's any drippage. That's what the kids said.

They were like, you go top to bottom because you pull the top one out and it drips below. Yeah. But I go last on the top so it doesn't drip below. I don't have drips. I don't have drips. Yeah, I've got a nice, yeah. But every now and then if you can't do-

You cannot get a drip. You can't do cups cause sometimes they gather things. Yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes. That's why I think I do the cups first, because it's a new tea towel. Well, these are the options that we gave you. No, we just straight up asked them three,

what ones do you, if you're unloading your dishwasher, what do you unload first? And the most popular one was the plates and bowls section. That's the first thing to come out of the dishwasher. Next, cups and glasses. And finally, cutlery. Cutlery was the last cab out the rank. Sometimes I- To be unloaded first.

Do you guys, because it's in that top little tiny rack, do you ever forget to unload it? Yeah. And then you go to put an old spoon back and you're like, oh my God. Yes, I did. And you pull that little slide and you're like, oh my God. And it would affect if it was a basket. I think if it was the basket situation,

I might do it first. Yeah. Who knows? You gotta give the basket a shake, the cutlery, if you've got a basket. Yep, we asked, what items do you unload from the dishwasher second? And that's where cups and glasses came to the forefront and plates and bowls were second and cutlery was third.

So overwhelmingly, when it gets to third, what items do you unload last from the dishwasher? 63% of people unload the cutlery last. Okay. Then cups and glasses, but plates and bowls 11%. So everyone's doing plates and bowls. I think I do cutlery first. Yeah. You cups and glasses but plates and bowls 11% so everyone's doing plates and bowls. I think I do cutlery first. Yeah. You just go top to bottom. Top to bottom. Yeah. Top to bottom. Sometimes I'll mix it up, sometimes it's different. You're a spicy guy man. You're weirdo man.

Sometimes I might start with cutlery. I don't know just because I've pulled it out first. I don't know. It's like it's like a hormonal thing. Yeah. You know what I mean? Who knew? Can't explain it. Well, some feedback on it. Katie said, it's simple. You save the easiest for last. Baby. She even said baby. Adam said, bottom shelf in a basket.

Get that unloaded. So there you go. His cutlery's in the bottom shelf in the basket. So you get that unloaded before you start on the rest. Unloading cutlery equals taking the basket out and dumping it on the bench, says Leslie. I hope there's a tea towel down when Leslie dumps on the bench.

Plates next because they're on the bottom rack and if you unload the top rack before the bottom rack, you risk dripping water onto the mostly dry plates, which sucks. Again, that makes perfect sense. Plates because they don't want anything to drip on them from above, then cutlery, then top shelf saucers, and then glasses and mugs.

Megan, so you've got to start at the bottom and work your way out. Watch the pesky wet containers in the tops of mugs. Jess, if the dishwasher, I had a dishwasher that would tip forward if it was too top heavy. So now it's just habit to unload top to bottom. A dishwasher that top, okay.

Oh, when you pull it out. When you pull it out. Okay, right. The drill would be enough. Right. Marie said, I don't, I don't. That's a blue job. What does that mean? A blue job. A boy did the jobs. Pink jobs and blue jobs don't, that's a blue job. What does that mean?

A blue job. A boy job. Pink jobs and blue jobs. Ashley, okay, another option, all of the bottom rack first so the top doesn't drip water on the already dry dishes when I pull it out. This might just be my dishwasher's issue though. No, I can come and pick it up.

Are people unloading their dishwashers immediately after finishing? No, you gotta let the steam dry. Yeah. So then it's all nice and dry. Might just do mine the next day. No, that's a single man's pleasure. If you're a family and you've run out of things,

you've got to unload it pretty quickly after it's done. Right. And can I just say, and nobody's mentioned this, but I do just want to again reiterate, dish drawers suck ass. Oh yeah, I hate them. They don't do the same. I hate them so much.

I hate them so much. They're not adjustable. The shelving heights aren't adjustable. Plates are always too tall and they go... Tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung today. That's a little poll. Play ZM's Fletch-Born and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletch-Born and Hayley. Well, toilets. I like being in there for ages. And I shan't be rushed. You do bro. I've got better. But I enjoy it. I don't like to rush it. I think it's um. You get piles. Hemorrhoids if you sit on the toilet too long. Oh yeah but you get piles if you sit on the wet concrete. Remember that old lifestyle? Yeah.

Yes. Well. But yeah, also if you squeeze it out too quick, that can cause. See that's me, I push everything out. Yeah, I've just been listening to Sex Out Life, episode one, season three, SO3, EO1. It's quite full on.

I listened to it yesterday. You got told off again for hurrying a wee. Quick wee's. Oh yeah, you're not meant to do that either. Morgan's against it. Morgan's against squeezing it yesterday. And you got told off again for hurrying a wee. Quick wee's. Oh yeah, you're not meant to do that either. Morgan's against it. I push it out. Whereas toilets, I'm in and out. Terrible.

I'll only poop when I need to poop. I don't go, I'm going to poop and then just sit there and wait for the poop. I'll poop when I'm like, oh, I need to poop. Oh yeah. And then the poop comes out and you go. This is a problem when you use public toilets. You know what's the worst? Plane toilets.

And you're waiting and there's a line down the aisle and there's people like Vaughan in there, on their phone, playing a game, taking a 10 minute poo. Or chicks doing their makeup. You know, they'll take their whole kit in and they're like, oh. They go in and trackies and come out

like fully dressed and ready to hit the ground running. Yeah, and you're like, just take, have a mirror. Yes. Well, at the gym that I go to, if you sit on the toilet for too long, the lights go out and that happens here at work too. And public toilets here with the automatic doors that the music comes on, they'll be like,

you have 10 minutes remaining. Otherwise, I guess the door opens and shows everybody's you sitting on the toilet. How embarrassing, pants around the ankles. Well, in China has a new invention to fix all of this. Their public toilets have a timer over the door. And when you go and unlock the door, the timer starts. So it's like a marathon clock countdown.

Hang on. What if you're halfway through and it's hanging out? Well, the ones that are in this TikTok that I'm watching, it's a count up. So if someone's been in there for 15 minutes, you can be like... Oh, okay. So it's not a timer that opens the door. You don it's a count up. So if someone's been in there for 15 minutes, you can be like. Oh, okay. So it's not a timer that opens the door.

You don't have a time limit. It's just saying to you, you're taking up a lot of time in this public space. Cause don't we have some of those in New Zealand where if you're in there for long enough, the public toilet, that door opens. That's what I thought you meant. Things to stop people sleeping in there, right?

Yes. Oh yeah, that's a good point, probably. Doing bad, naughty things. So in this, his supporter says it helps reduce wait times in busy public areas like train stations or tourist attractions, discourages misuse, such as people using it to smoke, use phones for too long or even nap in the toilets,

or even promotes hygiene the toilets or promotes hygiene and fairness. Critics say many feel uncomfortable being timed while using a toilet. It creates embarrassment and anxiety especially for people with health issues or slower mobility. Yeah because I mean I had a lot of fibre I don't have trouble you know going to the toilet. Whereas some people do struggle. Yes well there's many medical conditions where it might feel like you go to the toilet. Where some people do struggle. Yes. Well, there's many medical conditions where it's... Yeah, there is. Yeah, it might feel like you go to the toilet,

but it's not going to happen straight away. Yes, absolutely. Yeah. We need to be... I kind of like it though. Like, it's kind of like, come on. Kind of gamifies it a little bit. Snap it off, get out of there.

See how quickly I can get in and out of here. Also, imagine walking past the toilet and someone comes out after 12 minutes. You'd be like, what were you doing in there? 12 minutes? Dude. To see it is so shame. Imagine if they put them in the workplace though, walking past the toilet and someone comes out after 12 minutes, you'd be like, what were you doing in there? 12 minutes. Imagine if they put them in the workplace though, because you should always poop on work time. I'm a big believer in being paid to poop.

But then also like it's not the kind of place I want to skive off work. China. No, the public toilets. Yeah, no, no, no. You know, also China. Don't skive off work in China, your social credit score will drop, you won't be able to travel. But you know, if you no. I'm gonna say, also China. Don't Skype up with China in your social credit score, or drop me, you won't be able to trade. It will. But you know, if you're at work and, you know,

people go in there for 20 minutes just to, you know, go on their phone, it's like, you're in a toilet. Oh yeah, I'd rather find like a nice beanbag or a chair or something to Skype off. Yeah, but that's too obvious. They see them in the beanbag and they're like, that person's in the beanbag. There's a massive beanbag in the office.

And I feel like whenever I see someone in the beanbag, I'm like, ooh, don't let management see you in the beanbag, you're too comfortable. I would even put the beanbag working position below working from home when it comes to how management think you are skiving off. Oh god yeah, it's a very sloppy look isn't it. Yeah, yeah. Put the timer on the beanbag too maybe. Good on China eh, they love putting tech on everything.

They do yeah. Now they're counting up your poops. Yeah. Imagine if it told you at the end that you were in there for 12 minutes and your poop weighed 400 grams. Oh my god, okay. Skinny. That would be great. How good, eh? When you're like, and then you're like, I should have weighed myself before.

See how much that is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's toilet seats that have that. And when you sit down, you press the tear button. Yep. And then when you finish, you do it again and it tells you how much less you weigh. 390 grams, you'd be like, sick, scary. Play ZM's Fletchhorn and Hayley.

Thank you to everyone who came to my shows in Christchurch, oh totahi, it was beautiful, crispy, eh? Man, it was nice. Oh yeah, there's going to be some cold. Cold everywhere, did you say the- Sunday was what, the coldest so far this year. The snowfall. Over the country.

The south was cold. Let me check the temps. Because it was. It's definitely warmer this morning. Christchurch is 5, Blenheim is on 0. Obami 5. Obami 5. Teana is the coldest place right now, minus 4.5.

And Kaitaia, summary 16.5. The winterless north. coldest place right now, minus 4.5. And Kaitaia, our summery 16.5. The winterless north. Yep, Hamilton's on eight, Tauranga the same, Auckland on 12. So yeah, a lot warmer than yesterday. Yeah. But we're chillin', we're lovely.

We'll thank everyone who braved the weather and came out and saw my show. Fletch came down with me to support and also eat a delicious meal at Fifth Street. Oh my god, that. And that was all. And we did send Bourne... You guys should put up with your Auntie Helen.

And he sent us the most wholesome picture of her and his Auntie Helen. I know of him and being such a good nephew. Thank you. So good. Are you looking to get in the... Well... No! Bourne, he's just being a good nephew.

There's always an ulterior motive with this guy. Or he had to do something really good because he did something really bad and had to Balance it out. I don't know this don't throw I'm scared anyway, so we were sending born photos of our 5th Street meal to again I'll say my favorite restaurants in the whole of New Zealand It's up there. So we had we had dinner at 5th Street and where I had two cocktails and then I ubered ahead to the venue, set up all my stage stuff and got ready and audience came in

and I was just in the best mood. I was so excited to perform. I had an amazing night's sleep and I'd caught up with my friend and her son and then we had this amazing meal so I just had a real high energy. And I think that's what did it. Because I come out to Fergie's London Bridge as dictated by the ZM listeners. Who chose my walk on music. She wrote that about me after we slept together. Did she?

How come every time I come around my London London Bridge want to go down? I'm London Bridge. You're London Bridge? I'm London Bridge. It's a decoy because if she said Kiwi Bridge, it's too obvious it's you. It's too obvious it was me. My Harbour Harbour Bridge want to go down? I'm London Bridge. It's a decoy because if she said Kiwi Bridge it's too obvious it's you. My harbour harbour bridge want to go down? It's warm sir. Sorry sorry sorry. I always said to her I want to get this low key. So I go out and so that

starts oh snap and I do my big. I say do my big. Alright, all today are you ready? Make some noise for Haley Sprout. And it just came out and the Saturday crowd just went nuts. And there was just this awesome energy and I loved it. And the first thing I do is I go to my little table and I have a little sip of wine. And everyone's like, she's on the wines and they're on the wines. I take a sip of wine and I go woof

and I put it down the table. And then that's when I feel it go like, kuk. and I just feel the wobbliness and immediately move my hand I snap the stem of that glass clean off and the whole entire glass of wine just goes boosh and smashes across the stage. Oh so the glass because I saw in this you put a video up I saw the stem break and then it fell so when that glass hit the ground that broke as well. So the main big stem bit was kind of alright, but there was a middle bit that fell on the ground. Like a shard of it.

And it just shattered and it went everywhere. And then everyone was just like, what is happening? I think people thought it was part of your show. I know, and then I fell to the ground. I had to ask the usher for a rag. A tea towel. And then afterwards, she brought me the tea towel and she was like, I'll do it for you.

And I was like, absolutely not. I'm not having this beautiful woman up here cleaning up my psychotic energy mess. So the whole start of my show rather than being, hi, how are we? Makes no, oh my show starts with a song was me on my hands and knees mopping up and still just trying to like hold through

and keep them like entertained while I was like, sorry, sorry about this. Five minutes of cleaning. Five minutes. The wine was a full glass, went everywhere all over the stage. And then just before I did kick things off, right, I was like to the usher,

do you reckon I could get a fresh salve? Do you know what I mean? Cause I'm not going to do the whole hour without a salve. Dry, dry. Dry, dry, I get dry. Anyway, if you want to see it, I put a video of it up on my socials, because one of our lovely listeners was just happening to like film my entrance

and just caught the whole thing. And it's definitely a first. And now when you put down a wine glass, you just, you take a sip like an elegant lady, sip like that, and then you place it. You might be better to use like some kind of Stanley cup or a tumbler. I think I do now.

Wine in a mug. If you're hiding your wine. I think I do need a wine and a mug. If you're hiding your wine, it's gotta be a see-through glass. The minute you hide alcohol, it makes it look like you've got a problem. Oh yeah, no, no, no. I proudly drink myself. If you're drinking red wine out of a coffee cup.

Yeah, that's problematic. Or if you've got like a Stanley drink bottle and you're sipping and someone's like, what's in there? And you're like, vodka. Yeah, I know that's, yeah. People will be like, that's, you've got a problem. Great call.

Do you know what I need is because the piano where I perform is a very nice venue and it has a kind of a high-end clientele and I think it was a lovely wine glass. I need an RSA. I need an RSA thick. A thick one. A thick, squat glass.

Maybe a stemless. Do you think I should actually BYO glass now around the country as I continue my tour? Yep. And no, not stemless, just a thick razzle glass that I can slam down, ain't nothing gonna break that. I reckon a tumbler. Yeah.

You can go a whiskey tumbler, just drink wine out of that. Yeah, I mean, yeah. The most fat bottle. There are, yeah, Cowan's saying that Yedi do champagne glasses. Yeah, I've got a Yeri champagne glass. But that looks like a high cap. You're camping, you're not camping,

are you, you're not at the beach. No, I need to have an ear of, because the show's called The Baroness, you know, it needs to have an ear of she's sipping from a wham. Classiness. Yeah. But just not so classy that old

Oph Haley snaps the stem immediately. Play ZM's Fleshborne in Haley. Okay, you're gonna recognise this the moment I give you an example of it. Dry begging. Okay? Dry begging? Dry begging. It's a term that has been put to...

We love relationship terms, right? It's a term that's been put to a behaviour that happens in relationships that I reckon we've all probably done before. Okay. Please, can we have sex? Please! That sort of, no that's just begging. It's begging and it's so yuck

and as such a turn off they go dry. Please! Please can we have sex? Please! Oh yuck, no. Okay, dry begging operates by exploiting social cues and emotional signals rather than making direct requests. Oh, I hate this.

This is a thing, just say it. And I'm saying that as a woman who's like, yeah, I'm fine. Okay, give me an example. Give us some examples. Oh, okay. I guess I'll be cooking dinner again for the fifth time this week.

Rather than, hey, I've cooked a lot this week. Do you wanna cook? Would you mind doing dinner tonight? Yeah. You're on dinner tonight, I've done the last five. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Praise on empathy creates a sense of obligation in others without being direct.

Yeah. It's passive aggressive, isn't it? Oh, hey, I would actually love to come and join you on the deck for a drink, but dishwasher's not gonna empty itself, so I guess that's my job. Yeah. Rather than, let's have a drink,

but come help me unload the dishwasher. Dry beggin'. The moment you hear it, you're like, that's such job. Yeah. Rather than, let's have a drink, but come help me unload the dishwasher. Dry, beg it. The moment you hear it, you're like, that's such a good term for that behaviour that I'm sure we've all done before. Rather than just being direct. But sometimes people need the directness. The wake up.

Everybody does. It's not rude to be direct. No. It's not rude. But why do humans find it so hard? And we take this passive aggressive roundabout response. It's the, I'm fine thing. I'm fine, I'm fine.

Yeah, obviously not. You're not. Wow, and then it's like you are simmering and boiling rather than just being direct about it. Dry begging. Dry begging. Good term, eh? Good term.

Yeah. So that's the way to fix it is just be direct. Yeah, I mean, yeah. In front of the way to fix most problems. Yeah, exactly. Like that would be the core of all relationship therapy, right, would be miscommunication. Yeah.

And then not just saying what you feel in a calm and responsible manner. And just being like, this is how I feel. I feel like I did the dishes five times this week, rather than, oh I'd love to but my job as the household dishwasher is getting in the way of my enjoyment of the evening but you enjoy the TV show. Wow you're good at this. I'm really good at it. Have you had some practice? I reckon I absolutely have. Yeah. Oh no I can't because someone's got to feed this household and I guess that's sort of my job. Wow, you're scarily good at it.

That's so bad. Play ZM's Flesh, Bourne and Hayley. Play ZM's Flesh, Bourne and Hayley. We do often read too much into celebrities' lives and create drama where there is none. Fill in gaps and make, you know, fictionalise an entire situation. But people do seem obsessed with the fact that there seems

to be some sort of feud going on between Brooklyn Beckham's Mrs. Ann Victoria and David, even though. I'm so over this almost because this has been going like since their wedding. And nothing concrete has ever come out. It was because she wore a non Victoria Beckham wedding dress and everyone was like, scandal. She hates her. They must hate each other.

Yeah. So she probably just wanted to wear a different dress. Are the brothers feuding? Like they don't like? Romeo and, I don't know, Cruz were fighting or something like that. Probably not. I don't know, Cruz were fighting or something like that? Probably not. I don't know, but the latest part is somebody thought

he'd covered up the tattoo he got to... Honor his mom. Honor his mother. Yeah, cause he did a photo shoot, right? And everyone was like, it's quite a famous tattoo that everyone knows that he had for his mom. And then they were like, it's gone! It's not gone.

It's just got other tattoos around it now. But it's not covered up? Nah, it's still there. It's just not as visible because there's more stuff around it now. Yeah, right. It would be pretty harsh to cover up a tribute to your parents.

Yeah. I'm done with them. So we just wanted to, We're not buying into this No drama, but we thought pretty good reason to take some calls on why you had to get a tattoo covered up Yeah, I love this. I mean people's Exes people get their lovers names. Yeah Now I know that that's like you go name you've got to get it covered up Yeah, we went symbol or something. Yeah, I mean so maybe you name, you've gotta get it covered up. But if you went symbol or something that meant something,

you probably still wanna get it covered up or changed or. If it meant something at the time. Or removed. Or maybe you had like two ticks blue written on ya. And then you'd change your political stance. And now you're a Greensburg. You're a Greeny. Well, is there any political party symbol tattoos

out there for you? I mean, the Nazis. National flag? Nazis, famously. Yeah, but, they loved, you know. I don't think anybody's got the laboured tattoo or the national tattoo. Isn't it like a global thing? You know, I've been getting into my tattoos recently. Isn't it a global thing that if you have a swastika tattoo

or something like, incredibly racist, most tattoo shops will do cover-ups for free? Really? Yeah, there's lots of people online that do it. They're like, they'll do a cover-up or they'll- I was a dickhead, got this done. I was a dickhead and then I changed. Or a lot of laser removal places do it. Yeah. But yeah, I've got friends that are covering up tattoos just because they're like, like, skanky, you know what I mean? And they're like, at the time it was like, this is super cool. And then you're like, it's trash.

Trans-dancing, tribal bands. You're like trying to turn it into something else to be a bit more like of the now. Okay, well we'd love to take your calls. 0800 DALZM, text through 9696. Whether it was somebody's name, an ex's name, an ex's portrait. Or something just super embarrassing

that you did when you were a larrican at 18 that was like a female body inspector and you're like and then you become a father of a daughter and you think that needs to go. Oh 800 dials at M Callers now text through 9696. Why did you have to get a tattoo covered up? Well apparently we've been talking about the Beckham beef and apparently whose tattoo was it? Romeo, Cruzes. Brooklyn. Brooklyn, far out one of them. Brooklyn's got a mum tattoo and it's like covered

or it's like hidden now. Anyway. It was just a photo shoot. It's not hidden. It's still there. There's no drama. But it has got us onto why you have had a tattoo covered up. Maybe there was a friend falling out.

A family drama. My God. Oh no, oh friend falling out. A family drama. My God. Oh no, oh no. There are some great messages. My mate got her boyfriend's tag on her butt. You know, like his graffiti tag. Okay, let's see a photo of that because I think we should match it

to some council databases and then- Get him, get him, get them! Get him, do you know why I reckon I'd, we would be there, you know why I reckon we'd be good at? Working for the council, tracking out the taggers. Should I get Bloom on my butt? Just to capture a moment in time. Bloom's in prison. They got him.

Yes. Yeah, they got him. And it just didn't look like I expected it. No, same as really, Sean. No, I know. Yeah. Really didn't look like I thought it'd look like. Because there was a G-Unit song with the lyrics, I'm visualising my name tattooed on that ass girl.

She was 16 years old when she got her boyfriend's tag tattooed on her ass. I'm pretty sure when they broke up, she changed it to some sort of flower piece. But at the time we were all just like, oh. Oh no, no, no, no, no. Oh, sweetie, ha. Somebody else said, I thought it would be funny

to get a famous fast food chain's logo tattooed on me. I'm now a vegan, so I've had it covered. Ha ha ha ha! I wanna know which one. Which one? B.K. McCancy. It feels like it would I wanna know which one. Which one? Became McDonald's, can't see. It feels like it would be like Carl's Jr. or something, like sort of embarrassing.

It's gotta be a sub way. Super passionate. Nah. Cause she loves the cookies. Have you seen the McDonald's chicken nuggets tattoos? It's just like a boot or you know, one of those shapes. I'm a little bit tempted.

You know how I've got sort of a small gathering up here of like the silly ones? I'm like, maybe I'll get that. A chicken nugget. Yeah, like fully shaded, like I'll get Sammy to do it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, like photo realism. The boot is the best one to dip into the sauce.

Or what about just like the packet of the sweet and sour sauce? Or you could put that beside there. You'd probably have to get all four. A nuggy dipping in a tray of sauce. Traditional Mackie's, Nuggies shapes. Yeah. The boot, the bell. I don't know. And then your favourite dipping sauce. Cause I get tattoos about things that I'm passionate about, Nuggies shapes. The boot, the bell. I don't know. And then your favorite dipping sauce.

Cause I get tattoos about things that I'm passionate about. Nuggies, you're hugely passionate. Somebody just messaged in, they once slept with someone who had a chicken nugget tattoo, but it was in the shape of a dinosaur or dino nugget. And they said it kind of ticked all the boxes. Oh, like a dino biscuit, but a nugget. But a nugget.

You can get dino nuggets. What about a dino nugget with icing? Like a dinosaur icing. You're thinking of an animal biscuit. Oh a chicken nugget with creamy sweet frosting on it. I'd get a 1980s animal biscuit tattoo but I wouldn't get a modern animal biscuit tattoo because of the blonser chunk. Oh less icing. Yeah way less icing. What the blonser chunk? Old school. 9696 Textin. You can call 0800 Darls at M. Why did you get a tattoo covered up? If you're just joining us we're talking about why you had to get a tattoo covered up and we read out a story that as a 16 year old someone said my friend as a 16 year old got her boyfriend's tag like his graffiti tag on her.

We've heard from the person. Which one of my son of a B friends texted about the butt tattoo and sold me out? Or is there more of us with the exact same story? I don't know, either way, very embarrassed. Oh. No, we didn't read out a name, did we? No, we didn't say a name. No names or a tag.

Yep, so you're safe. Some other messages. But you've got a leak in your friend group. You've definitely got a mole. You need to do that thing celebrities do where they tell one friend at a time, they tell them some gossip, like, oh my God, I hooked up with Brad Pitt at the weekend.

And then they wait to see if a magazine publishes the Brad Pitt story. And you got, I only told you. Yeah, and you're like, Haley, we can't be friends anymore. You're the leaky. I'm not leaky. You're the leaky. I'm not leaky.

I told you Brad Pitt. I told you Fletch, George Clooney. I don't like any of your stuff. I told Ross, Matt Damon, and I told everyone else, the other people that were in Ocean's Eleven. Just work through the whole thing. Scott Kahn, Sandra Bullock. And you have told everyone about Fergie.

So there's no lakes here in our friend group. Also completely true. Yeah, of course it is. Of course it is. He doesn't want to talk about it either. It's really devastating for him. I don't really, it's weird. It's coming up quite a...

Oh babe. Those lovely lady lumps were second to none, but... They were, they were. You know, it's dumb. Some more messages in. You know, when we, the separation was quite hard on her too. You'll remember the pants wedding. That was a direct one.

Yeah, and then she left the blank eyed peas. It's the whole thing. I mean, that was some of her best work and I was there for her for it. So we're talking about tattoos that you've had covered. I made a really cute dolphin tattoo in the 1990s. Of course you did. Everybody had a dolphin in the 1990s. Of course you did. Everybody had a dolphin in the 90s.

And it was jumping, right? Dolphins curved. Dolphins peaked in the 1990s. They're great now and everyone loves them, but no one had shelves full of dolphin stuff these days. Yeah, I had so many sort of dolphin statues. Yeah, one of those things, it was like a ceramic dolphin with a magnet in the bottom

and you got it going and the battery was Roo, roo, roo, roo, roo, roo. And then if you're a yo-yoer, You have one of those things that was like a ceramic dolphin with a magnet in the bottom and you got it going in the battery with Roo, roo, roo, roo, roo And then if you're a yo-yoer it can just at times look like a blue whale Well, that's what she said it blew out after pregnancy and I had to cover it up because it looked like a long black turd Oh, yeah, I wouldn't be getting tattoos on my stomach anytime soon as a fluctuator. Yeah Somebody else said I had a New Zealand inside of a filled in circle and the ink in the circle bled So now I have upper North Island lower North Island and South Island

I'm gonna get it filled in so it's just a black circle tattoo But no actually hold on to it because that's what it's gonna look like with sea levels rise. Yeah Sort of sorts. Yeah, my daughter and I wanted to get matching tattoos of a birth flower She told me to go first so she could see the design in real life, and then when I was done, she's like, actually don't want that. Oh no! Looks terrible. Oh god, that's awful.

My mate has an elephant iced animal tattoo. Hashtag 91090sbiscuit. Again, that was when they peaked. Wow, so there are people out there with biscuit tattoos. But they don't regret it, because we just talked about getting an iced animal biscuit tattoo. I had a Playboy bunny in the early 2000s,

I covered him up in around 2010. Oh, God. My hubby got his ex-wife's name covered up in the same session that he got my name tattooed. Leave him, leave him. Do it, make it a thematic thing, you know what I mean? He's just got a whole lot of redacted squares down his back. But then imagine if you have to go back, you find your new wife or girlfriend and she's got the same name as one of your exes. Are you perfect?

Ah! Perfect. I got my boyfriend's name written in Chinese on my bum when I was 17. No, you didn't. Come on now. I got it translated by the Chinese exchange student at school, so I couldn't have said anything.

Surprisingly enough, I didn't stay with him. So before I got married, I had another tattoo put over top of it. When my friend was attending, she got a relatively large butterfly tattoo around her belly button. When it was finished, she was really happy with it, but her tattooist was kind of giggling.

I asked her why she was giggling, and she said to my friend, "'Do you want to know a secret?' And she said, okay, and she said, "'I like to hide vulvas in tattoos that I do "'and my clients don't know.' And after studying her tattoo again, you can clearly see the vagina in two parts of the butterfly.

Well, like in the wings, the intricate wings. Oh god, the design of the wings. Beautiful vivour. You don't tell. You don't tell people. You don't tell them that. Just let them discover it one day and think, oh god, that looks like a vagina. Yeah. Um, hold on. I'm just going to read forward because it starts, a bunch of mates and I went hunting in the Naki, but hunting's in speech marks, so I don't know if they meant hunting or just like being on the prowl.

Okay, yeah right. Hunting in the Naki? Yeah, okay, every year, it was more of a boys trip, right when we started I decided to get a tattoo on my ass and every year we went, one of my mates would take turns adding. The year we went, one year one of the boys tattooed a C and B instead of the year. He said, you're right, and he started doing it, but he wasn't doing the numbers of the year He was doing a CNB over now had a falling out with that mate due to other reasons Not the fact that he tattooed me with the CNB and I'm left with his CNB drawing on my ass for a

Yeah, I think you get that covered or lasered Yeah, get some laser on that of yours there someone else was about to cover up their tramp stamp and then read an article the back So they're like, yeah they are back. Charlie XCX and Chapel Rowan, they love them. They're back. Wait five years until you get that lasered off when they're uncool again.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, wait a bit. Play ZM's Fleshborne and Hayley. So it's, you know, it's viral. No, it's the viral defense, but it's written V-I-R slash defense. But you want to say viral defense. And I said to Hayley, it's short for viral defence.

How do I say this? And Hayley's like, vrrr.. I'm going to say Viral defence. No, it's coming after that. I'm going to say Viral defence. But that's not what it is. You're saying the wrong name. We can't just sit by and let you do that. I'm going to need to check with the show sponsor how they want me to go ahead with that one.

So I don't want to be wrong. But anyway, 23.99. Kimma's Sweet House, lovely. Thank you. Kimma's Sweet House, I've actually got a packet of vitamins right here. Lovely. That I'm about to take. Now, we've talked about this,

we were in Christchurch over the weekend, but we need to talk about getting there. Because we've mentioned, Fletch, you flew Jetstar. And famously- Oh, I flew the orange one. You flew the orange one. No, say the name loud and proud and own it. Jetstar.

Jetstar. And you don't usually fly Jetstar and so the whole idea of the fact that they very vigilantly weigh your baggage. I know they were like if you're on this flight you've got to come up and get your bag weighed and tagged. I was like okay cool and so I did it. Yeah and so because it was cold down in Christchurch you had more clothes and you could fit in your 7. And I had my gym gear and I had way more than seven. Like I literally put my iPad and my toiletries in my backpack and it was like seven kagers.

I was like, okay, Hailey's taking the rest. Yeah, so I flew Air New Zealand and I had a full suitcase because I was doing a show. So I was like, you can squeeze in a little baggie of clothes into my suitcase. So you go off to have a mime and I'm checking in my bag. Why did a New Zealand checkout? It's overweight by 2kg. Now usually...

What? I wouldn't have expected this from you. We've got to... You've got a really heavy suitcase. Yeah, it's about 6kg on its own. You know her smeg fridge? Her suitcase looks like a smeg fridge. It's sexy as all hell but it's too heavy. Yeah I know but that's the price of being sexy. It's eating into your elusive heavy bag. Yeah but not once do I get that bag, not once does it come on the bloody conveyor belt at the end and people don't say something. Everyone's always like oh look at that, look at that. And I like to be looked at and talked about. Everybody scoffs at me when I roll up to the airport

with my red, blue and white woven plastic bag with a cheap zip, but it weighs nothing. Masking taped up all the holes and tears. Or you've got that free Johnny Walker carry on that you got from Duty Free. Dude, I love that thing. I love that thing. It always comes out of the baggage carousel.

If I ever go through Julie Free and they're like, if you buy two of these, you get a free little wheelie bag. I'm like, well, give me two of them then because I love a little wheelie bag. They always come out minus a wheel. Yeah. So our, it was free. I know. Where we were going, we don't need wheels.

So usually, and I've had this, I'm often overweight with my luggage. Yeah, New Zealand just like, oh, you're all good, babe. It's because I'm corny. You're allowed two bags. Yeah, yeah, because- So you're just gonna take two kgs out of one bag and put it into a next bag?

This is one I think, and then she, so this woman who clearly, because she kept asking the other woman, there was another woman. Did you hear that? I know, you're condescending. This woman. Yeah, because she was like, it's overweight. And I's overweight. Whereas me at Jetstar I was like hello have a lovely day thanks for that.

No I wasn't even a bar of her. I'm a man of the people. She said to me it's overweight by two and a half kgs and I said oh yeah. Come on mate. Wink wink. Yeah wink wink. Put a heifer stick on and I'll be done with it. Yeah exactly. You said the size of those boys hiffing bags out there I don't think 23 kgs is gonna warrant it. Yeah between the two of us. Wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink wink kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk kk You've lost weight more than 2kgs. You've lost so much. 17kgs. Exactly, you can be like, I'm 17kgs less than I was this time last year. So actually, if you girl-mant this. Technically, I need 15 extra kgs. Actually, Air New Zealand would owe you money. This argument doesn't even play into my mind. You're 15kgs less,

so they have to carry you all the way to, no, but with the 2kgs bag. Although with the extra 2, with your extra shirt. Yeah, technically. Or turn around in the line and find someone who maybe is on the slightly chubby side of things and be like, what about them? I can't imagine that would go that well. You know that British TV show where they like go to the airport for 24 hours

and it's like, they're crazy. I love those shows. That was one of the wildest episodes. Someone was over with luggage but they're like, look at me, I'm thin. Turn around and pointed at this fat one. It was like, what about her? And I was just like, what? Wild behaviour.

No. Wild behaviour. But she was lovely, she let your way with it. No, hang on, hang on, hang on. It wasn't that quick. I said to her, yeah, and she goes, can you pull some stuff out? And you know that thing was perfectly packed.

And I said, no. I just went, no. I wasn't having to, this is by the way, the day after radio awards, so I'm short said no. I just went no. I wasn't having, this is by the way the day after radio awards so I'm short and sharp. I said no. And then she goes well you're gonna have to pay an oversized thing and I was like looking around for Fletch being like come get your shit bro.

I'm not paying $56 to $70. He's down at Jetstar doing the Jetstar jump. Yeah. For a promo shot. Yeah I'm lying on some of those 7KGs. I know. I was like oh my god all I'm trying to do Can't start jump? Yeah! For a promo shot? Yeah, online, live on some of those 7KGs. Yeah. I know! I was like, oh my god, all I'm trying to do is help out my mate.

Which, but if I'd come back and you didn't have to pay, we could have just checked my little backpack. I know, because I get two bags. Anyway, she ended up asking her pal, what do I do here? You know, how do we do the payment? And the friend said, the woman said to her, it's completely up to your discretion.

And she was like, I'll let you get away with it this time. I love when they wield that powerful sword, eh? They're like, oh my god, off-pag, you think? Rather than you shall not pass, Gandalf's had a change of mind. And he's like, you know what? This time, Bolrog, in the times of Moria, they'll shall pass. You should have said, you know what? I'm going to put on 15 kgs next time.

Do you know what? I'm going to pop off to bloody Dunkin' Donuts here and ram it enough that I'm 2 kgs heavier. And then you can deal with that. See if the plane stays up in the sky. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Play ZM's Fletch, Vaughan and Hayley. Quick review on the apple. Great apple. What's, Brianna, what is that? We're doing Envy apples this week. If you're new to the show, every day Fletch brings a sack of fruit,

but he saves his apple for the eight o'clock hour and he gives me and Vauna our little slice. We look forward to it. You get about a quarter each. Do you know I made an apple pie yesterday? And August made an apple pie. August and I. No, I think in the modern age.

No, actually no. Yeah, I made an apple pie, August and I, rather than me made an apple pie, me and August. Yeah. No, you can say August made an apple pie. It's just. Yeah, no, you can say me in August made an apple pie. It's just important, you know, it's a kid, you know, they're learning English. So honestly, do you have the screens off? No, I am learning English acceptable. Moran's build.

We've got our modern English teacher on the phone just to let us know if that was acceptable. No. Because I believe it is acceptable. Because if you would say, if it was just you doing it, that's the one you use. I went to the zoo. Yeah. August and I went to the zoo. I and Hailey went to the zoo. Not and I went to the zoo. I and Hayley went to the zoo.

Not me. Look, we're not here to teach you English, Vaughan. It's embarrassing. Made our way around something. Now, me way, me way wound something. Me way, me way wound something. Now we've all been to awards ceremonies. Sorry, just on this again, I'm so sorry, one more.

Vaughan, can you please take a sack of my apples from the freezer and make something with that? Absolutely. You know how Pat sent it crazy before she went overseas and took all the apples? Well, August and I made an apple pie. Me and August all done a pie. What about a rhubarb apple crumble?

Oh no, that's what I was gonna say about it. We made an apple pie, but we had some leftover Granny Smith. And it's been a while between Granny Smith. Peeled, of course, because the skin on Granny Smith's too slimy. Tough, I don't like it. But you're good at cooking.

But no, I ate one raw and I actually really liked it. No. Okay, interesting. You're wrong. I'm not usually a Granny Smith fan. We've all been to awards ceremonies or graduations and they drag on. I mean, we literally had an awards thing on Thursday. We're about 45 minutes over.

It was about two hours 15. Yeah. And you know, lots of clapping, you know, and it's great because everyone wins. And you've got to, you know, acknowledge. Oh, and when you win as well, you're like, if people didn't clap, you'd be bummed. So you kind of get it. You've got to give to get. But then every, sometimes it could be faster. Graduation's the same. You know, name, come on stage.

Get your stuff out. Clap, and you're just doing that and hours and hours drag on. Well, an elementary school in America has come up with a way to move things along a bit quicker. Yeah, what they decided was after every name, instead of a round of applause. Which depending on how many family and friends are there could go on for what 20 seconds. We've got a lot of kids get through they decided you were each allowed to give one clap.

James Rodriguez, Ina Blanc-Luz, Thomas Nguyen Martinez. That was my favorite. Is there a woo? Play it again and on the third one someone is so late for the single clap James Rodriguez Ida Lipps Alison Martinis One person and a woo from the parent

Oh my god It's so awkward and funny. And I love, there was a comment on this video that was like, who made this rule for the claps? Stalin? Just. Yeah. One clap.

That's, I like, I kinda like it. I think going forward, I think all. No, no, no, no, no. Three. Vaughn Smith. And then because it'll be. Carl Fletcher. Because there'll be lots of people

all out of order, it will sound good, but short. Okay, let's all do it together and you'll hear it. Hailey Sproul. Oh, but that was in sync. Yeah, I tried to get it. Yeah, there'll be a lot of people in, there'll be most people. Vaughan Alan Smith.

Yeah, that's better. Carl Peter Fletcher. Perfect. You know, one of my favourite, and I always think about it whenever you're in a crowd and applauding, one of my favourite fact of the days was in Scandinavia and Russia, they don't clap, like when we clap, we'll just go willy nilly.

Yeah, they clap in sync. In sync. In sync. In sync. In sync. Have you seen in Korea? When the Koreans, in North Korea. So the same vibe, they must have caught it from Russia.

Okay. English teacher here, Hailey is right. Oops, with Va they must have caught it from Russia. Okay. English teacher here, Hailey is right. Oops, with Vaughn and me, modern English teacher here. I'm usually team Vaughn, but on this occasion, I'm afraid, he's incorrect. August and I made an apple pie. August and I made an apple pie. I and August. Not me made an apple pie.

Me made an apple pie. Me, August made an apple pie. Big lightning strike just outside there. By the way, someone just said 3000,000 lightning strikes in Auckland overnight. Yeah, it's been a lot out the window this morning. I hope I get zapped just to feel alive. I hope me and Hayley get zapped. No, I hope me get zapped.

I hope me and Hayley get zapped! Fact of the Day is next. All about treats this week. Treats week, treats week. Play ZM's Fleshbone and Hayley. Fact of the Day, day, Day, Day, Day. Do do do do do do do do do do our favorite treats. I love treats. How good are treats? But that's the thing about treats. They've got to be treats. Do the mahi get the treats? Yeah, yeah. They can't be constant because then that takes away the special nature of a treat. It's not a treat, it's just a given.

That's just a becomes, you know, a staple at that stage. Well today we're talking about Toblerone. And the biggest question I've ever had about Toblerone. What does Toblerone mean? Where does the name Toblerone come from? Swiss for chocolate, isn't it? It definitely is. Incorrect. You absolute...

I think people heard that. I don't think they did. I think they did. I don't think they did. What did you call him? Oh, okay. I was watching the lips. I didn't hear it. No, no, I wasn't, but eyes down.

I think you and I have worked together for so long, we can read each other's lips. You're a... You said it. You said it. I didn't. I heard that. No, you think she said it,

but it's because you're looking at the lips. Yeah, but the listener didn't. I heard that. Okay. Careful. Yeah, okay. Now, what does Toblerone mean? Toblerone is a blending of the name Tobler,

because the person that invented the Toblerone's name was- Toby McGuire. Theodore Toby McGuire. Okay. Theodore Tobler. Okay. And Torone is Italian for nougat. Oh yeah.

Not chocolate. So, Toblerone- Is there a little bit, is there's a little flecks of nougat in there? Yeah. It was the first chocolate, commercially produced chocolate with- Sorry. Hailey, please don't eat an apple during...

I mean, it is simply the better thing to eat rather than a Toblerone. To be eating Toblerone during this time. Is this a controversial opinion? I do love Toblerone, the white Toblerones especially, but I could do without the nougat. I think it's so insignificant in Toblerone, it's just flecks. Nougat rules! Who had nougat recently? Didn't Georgia have a whole bunch of it got sent some, I think it's so insignificant in Toblerone, it's just flecks. Nougat rules! Who had nougat recently? Didn't Georgia have a whole bunch of it got sent some I think?

I can't eat it on its own. It's not for me. Yeah, it's not for me. I love it. It's so delicious. Does she? Yeah. Mums love a nougat, they probably thought it was a healthy fill for chocolate. I reckon.

Because it's got fruit elements. Yeah. It's a healthier version. Because on Weight Watchers it's worth less points for chocolate. I reckon. Because it's got fruit elements. Yeah, it's a healthier version. Because on Weight Watchers it's worth less points than chocolate. Yeah, my Weight Watchers book said half a triangle of turblarounds only three points. You know me about points. So yeah, Italian for nougat. It was declared a patented, patented, oh god recipe in 1909. It was the first milk chocolate with, that included almonds and honey and the nougat filling to receive such recognition of its own patent. Now why is it triangle? The mountain, silly. No you don't. It is, it's the Alps. It's often said that Theodore Tobler

modelled the bar after the Matterhorn mountain reinforcing its Swiss identity and of course on the packaging it has the Matterhorn and it also has a beer hidden in the packaging in the side of the mountain. Yes. Because that is a reflection on Bern, the town where he was from, which is the beer town when translated. Oh yeah nice. But his son came out and said actually the more intriguing origin is the dancers in Paris formed a pyramid finale at the Folie Brugere that was a triangle. And that inspired the shape as well,

as much as, if not more, than the Matterhorn. And pro tip, you can squeeze the tips together to break them off. That blew my mind. That's the easiest way to set up. Because I always get teeth blew for the mouth. You don't pull the triangle away from the next triangle, you push it in.

Yeah, and it cracks the chocolate. I haven't had one for a long time. I think when am I next going to Australia? Next weekend, I'm going to bring us some Toblerone's. Because they do the big ones. Bigs or littles? Big. See, no hesitation there.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, look at these boys. They know what they want. Why would I want a little one? Yeah. Why would I want a little one? Why would I want a little one? Because they're just better in the mouth. The little ones are better in the mouth. Fletch and I think big ones are better in the mouth. I would go little ones and it's much easier to digest.

Well if you want you can cut it in half or just bind it off. I like will put a big one in my mouth and just let it melt a bit. Yeah, right, it's so soft at a mouth. I wonder how many people have died choking on an airport Toblerone to death? Can you Google quickly please, I actually can't survive without Noah. I wouldn't even Google it, I'm going to go straight to the GPT of chats.

How many people have died eating Toblerone? Oh, excuse me, okay. Is it safe? Blah blah blah, how many people? There are unknown, incredible records. Deaths involving Toblerone are more likely to involve food allergies, choking, over consumption. Ha, ha, ha.

Deliver a contamination or misuse. Yeah, I'm not seeing any stories of anyone choking to death. There are no credible records or public health records of anyone dying specifically from eating Toblerones. Death on Toblerone. Yeah, but it would have happened. We know that it would have happened. Also, they might not know it from eating Toblerone. Death on Toblerone. Yeah, but it would have happened. We know that it would have happened. Also, they might not know it was the Toblerone

that killed them because it would melt while you were dying. Yes, and they'd get choked. What you're saying is it's a perfect murder weapon. Yeah, like an ice knife. A nice bullet, even. Oh my God, we should write a film script. The Toblerone Murders.

Yes, love that. You know what I mean? And it's someone who goes around jamming too hard Toblerones in people's mouths. Yeah. There was Toblerone at one stage, which was a rum filled variant of the Toblerone, but it failed and they were like, let's not do that again. And the first time Toblerone launched into the US market

was in 1929. And you guys remember what happened in 1929? Huge financial crash. It almost bankrupted them and they pulled out and went back later. There are videos online of people, huge financial crash, it almost bankrupted them and they pulled out and went back later. There are videos online of people maybe slightly choking on a Toblerone.

Oh, okay. But no one that died, a two year old girl was saved after choking on chocolate, doesn't say Toblerone though. And there is a story here that's also come up in the news. A shopper, a terrified woman ran around a supermarket cafe after choking on a sausage and died. That's not a Toblerone. No that's a sausage. Somebody just messaged and my mother had to have jaw surgery after she bit into a Toblerone and shattered her front teeth. But did she choke to death? No, no, no. Well unless she choked on her teeth as they shattered and went down and

to her windpipe. Oh that's's bleak, isn't it? Yeah, so today's fact of the day, to take it right back to the top, is that the Toblerone chocolate blends the name Tobler from the surname of Theodore Tobler the inventor and to rhone the Italian word for nougat. Oh, fact of the day, day, day, day, day. Fact of the day, day, day, day, day, day, ah, do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do that was held over the weekend. And it was in Nashville of just some close friends and they attended.

She was like, you know, just a sort of nice simple makeup and had her curly hair and a nice sort of blue frock. Travis Kousy's there in his slacks and a sort of cropped shirt. Very low key wedding, garden wedding. Yep. But Taylor Swift and Travis Kousy are there. You have two of the most well known people on the planet at your wedding. Arguably you'd say Taylor Swift and Travis Kalci are there. You have two of the most well-known people

on the planet at your wedding. Arguably you'd say Taylor Swift right now in this moment of history is the most famous person in the world. Do you know what I mean? Like with that huge tour and everything. So what, whose wedding was this? Just some randoms.

A pow, just a pow. Who went to school with Taylor Swift or something. They're just like, ugh. Do you think Travis Kal Kelsey said me and Taylor went to the wedding at the weekend? 100%. Or would he have to say Taylor and I? Taylor and I.

Well, I mean, he should say Taylor and I went to a wedding at the weekend. Yeah, because me went to the wedding on the weekend. Right. I'm just gonna ask Chad GPT in what situation would it be? Right, you know how I can't let something go? Well, we've had touches. There must be a situation where it's all right to say me and.

Yes, there is. Me and Julio down by the schoolyard. It's when you would use just one. Oh I've just broken my headphones, hang on. Oh. Look, English teachers have been texting and saying that you're wrong. There must be a situation where it is acceptable.

Yes there is, I just can't think of an example of it right now. Okay, well you wow on about these celebrities, I'm gonna try to prove myself right. I need this. You do, yeah. I need this win. He needs a win, he needs a win.

Like look at them there, they've got their little place settings and it just says Taylor. You know, yeah. I need this win. He needs a win, he needs a win. Like look at them there, they've got their little place settings and it just says Taylor. You know, and we don't need Taylor. Also, he's just dressed like someone from Christchurch who's put on a nice shirt. It's low key, it's a barn wedding. And me, that's what I'd wear to a barn wedding. It's a barn wedding.

Just like a low key T-shirt. Yeah, and she's wearing like a pretty blue floral flock. Yeah. Not like a leotard with sequins in front of millions of people. Yeah, it looks like a Christchurch farmer, a Canterbury farmer. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It was just friends, old friends. Where's Georgia? I wanna mock her. Yeah, yeah, we're ashamed. Horrible reason to look for Georgia. Where's Georgia? Oh, sorry, it was Travis Kelsey's cousin. Okay, right. Landed back in Nashville, just heading to a wedding.

And you've got two of the most famous people on the planet at your wedding. Now, I think they were very graceful. Thankfully the wedding was very small, but a lot of people did get selfies. But when it's a wedding party of like 50 guests, it's probably not much of a punish. If they were coming to your wedding,

you'd have to have a little group chat with everyone at the wedding, except Taylor and Travis to say, don't be a pest. Well, I mean, yeah, there's definitely people that had photos and stuff and they said that some of the guests weren't aware that Travis and Taylor would be there or that Travis would be there but like bringing Taylor

Taylor or Swift. Anyway we wanted to ask this morning have you been to a wedding where... Just before you ask did you want the answer to this? Yes please yeah yeah give me an example. So Chach FBT who I go to for everything and I always say please and thank you, said you use August and I when the phrase is the subject. For example, August and I went to the concert. We went to the concert, we're the subject. Think about it like you'd say, I went to the concert and you'd also say August and I.

As opposed to this thing happened to me. Me and August, or better August and me, is when the object, the action is happening to you. For example, the teacher gave August and me extra homework. Yeah, because then you would say the teacher gave me extra homework. Yeah. So it was just you. Yeah.

So where you'd use me, you use August and me. The teacher gave I extra homework. You were wrong. Let's just, you were wrong. Someone also texted and said, you can use me, August and me, if you're between the ages of three and nine. If you're an infant child. So when you would usually say me, you say August and May.

If you're still mastering the English language, you can still use it. Yeah, if you're a Chinese exchange student. Yeah. Knock yourself out. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, but this is what we want to know now. Not the correct use of me and I.

Put that to the side. We want to know when there was a celebrity at the wedding. Yeah, maybe you rocked up to your mates wedding. You're like, what is Daniel Carter doing here? I didn't know you were connected. Oh, New Zealand would have. Oh yeah, but maybe, maybe not just a New Zealand celebrity. Maybe you're at a wedding and there wasn't an actual.

Somebody went to an LA wedding. Oh my God. And was there a Los Angeles wedding? And was there a big celebrity there? Oh my God. And there was a big celebrity that ditched last minute. Okay, we'll tell you next, but keep your texts coming in. 9696 0800 Donalds at M.

When was there a celebrity at the wedding? So we wanna know if there was a celebrity at a wedding that you went to. Yeah, Taylor Swift, Travis Kalsey went to a wedding, a barn wedding, low key as, and they're so famous. And everyone was like, herr McHare. The most famous people on the planet.

Amanda, this was an LA wedding. Who was there? Hello. Yes, it was my husband's best friend's wedding. Okay. And we went to three years ago, and there was, I was looking around, I thought, I recognise these people.

And they were members of the new Fresh Prince of Bel Air cast just roaming around Chatting to people on the beach. It was just a casual Beach wedding, but we did know in advance that Hillary Duff was invited Let me find some Hillary Duff. Yeah, yeah, please. Yeah, definitely and But she was invited to a reception which was the the next day, and we were all really excited and got special clothes because we wanted to look perfect for her. And then she ditched us for Mandy Moore's baby shower. Oh, baby.

Now, do we want Come Clean or something? So yesterday, yeah, that's the one that we want, isn't it? Okay. Yes. Hillary. Do you know what, though? Like, we actually, the three of us don't attend the after function either,

the next day function. No, you don't go to the next day barbecue. I go to the next day barbecue. The only time. If it's close to home, if I've had to travel for the wedding, that next day is going to be a travel week day. We were calling it Hillary Dust Day rather than the reception because we all wanted to see her.

See that would be my thing Amanda, if I was the bride and I had a celebrity guest there, that I'd be like, the day all wanted to see her. See, that would be my thing, Amanda, if I was the bride and I had a celebrity guest there that I'd be like, the day's kind of about me, not Duff Day. I know everyone's like going goo goo gaga over Hillary Duff and yeah, you're like, it's me here, I'm the one getting married. I know, I know, but still, would it be nice to be friends with her though?

Yeah, it would have been amazing. Amanda, thank you. Some messages. 🎵 Let the rain fall down 🎵 🎵 And wake up on me 🎵 🎵 Let it wash away my sanity 🎵 This should be Friday Flashback. It's your flashback this week. Okay, Hilary Duff.

Lock it in. This is officially Hilary Duff Friday Flashback this Friday. Somebody said we went to our friend Blake's wedding and Fletch and Vaughan were there. I've been to a wedding of a someone called Blake, but you weren't there. People think we look alike.

Yeah, but they didn't be like, oh, there's one of them and then I turn around and they're like, and there's the other one. Oh, he's got a beanie on now. Yeah, yeah. I don't wear beanies to weddings. Blake! I mean, I wear a beanie every week.

I don't know a Blake. I mean, I've got a cousin Blake. I know a Blake, but that's the only Blake I know. That's the only Blake I know. You didn't go to that wedding. Well, I know, yeah, Peter Blake. I knew Sir Peter Blake. And we went to his, that'll be it, because've got a cousin Blake. I know a Blake, but that's the only Blake I know. You didn't go to that wedding. I know, yeah, Peter Blake. I knew Sir Peter Blake. And we went to his, that'll be it,

because we went to his wedding. Did you? Yeah. Did you? As infant children. Did we? As small babies before you knew each other and were famous.

Yeah. Yeah, right. I had the Canterbury Crusaders at my wedding and no, I didn't know they were going to be there. What, what, we got the Crusaders crashing a wedding? Whillinilly? You don't have to crash a wedding. Wait got, the Crusaders crashing a wedding? Willy nilly? You don't have to crash a wedding. Wait, but what Crusaders?

You wouldn't be upset about that, would you? Well, I'm literally, when I'm at a wedding, I'm looking my best. Who's the cutie? Is it Will? Is it Will? I'm not keeping up at the moment. Will, you know, the cute one.

Come on, you know. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm not obsessed with looking at attractive people. I wouldn't mind being the dance floor with Richie Mawanga. There's more to my life than looking at attractive people. I know. Ugling rugby players. Grow up.

Ugling, remember? Ugling, sorry. We went through this. Will Jordan. Will Jordan. Will Jordan. I told you that was him. What did I say, Johnson?

You know what I get a bit giddy. I know you get a bit crazy, don't you? Get a bit giddy. Some more messages in. A bit lost, man. I know you. A bit lost too't you? Get a bit giddy. Some more messages in. Bit lost. I know you. Bit lost too, see about. Those thighs, the thighs, that's the thing.

Went to a wedding in Australia, it was Matt Rogers and Chloe Maxwell, I know those are apparently Australian celebrities and Pete Murray sang at their wedding. Pete Murray! Pete Murray. That's a blast from the past isn't it? I know.

Keep your texts coming in, 9696 0800 dials at M. Was there a celebrity at the wedding? We heard from Big Sandy! Oh Big Sandy! Big Sandy's back on the show! Next I'll tell you who Big Sandy's are at a wedding. Taylor Swift and Travis Cousy just went to a casual

barn wedding, it was Travis Cousy's cousin. Yeah. But she ain't no one. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. And it was cash man, he's in like a kind of a loose kind of cool shirt that you'd probably wear to a club. Yeah.

So many great messages, aren't they? I didn't expect this many. MC at my dad's wedding, Sir Richard Hadley. Sir Paddles. Yeah, Sir Paddles. Standard attention for Paddles. Yeah, lovely. My god.

Would you attend a Christchurch wedding all expenses paid? I think you've come to the right people. I'm sorry, is someone offering us to attend a wedding? Someone's offering all expenses paid wedding. You want us to be the celebrities at your wedding? What do we need to do? I don't want to be the celebrity at your wedding.

Duds celebs. Duds celebs. Duds celebs. Get Dames but Valerie Adams. This is Fletch, Vaughan and Haley and then people are gonna be like, hey? We asked on Instagram as well, asked him, replies yes, Stam Walker.

I mean, wrote him in for a couple of songs. We get a Tennessee Whiskey, we get this cover of Tennessee Whiskey, which is amongst the finest versions of that song there is. Katie said yes, but she's our bestie. And we went to drama school together, it's Ola from Sex Ed, the Netflix show. Oh, crazy.

Yeah. Someone else said Angela Bloomfield, lovely Angela Bloomfield. Oh my god, Rachel. Rachel from Shoreland Street. Yes, crazy. Yeah. Someone else said Angela Bloomfield. Lovely Angela Bloomfield. Oh my god, Rachel. Rachel from Shoreline Street. Yes, from Shoreline Street. She was at my sister's wedding. A famous Norwegian journalist sat at my table dating an annoying girl from uni.

A famous Norwegian journalist. I also told him I can't name a single Norwegian little-line journalist. No. Sean. Sean Flukul. Sean who won the Pulitzer Prize. For the great exposure of the polar bear. That's right.

The polar bear that wasn't a polar bear at all. It was a grizzly bear with a diet here. Somebody just said Lord. Was that their wedding? Yeah but she's like a normal like just all went to high school with us. I went to Glen Osborne's wedding. When I was a kid. So they were like a kid and he was like one of the biggest rugby players at the time. That would have been pretty cool. I swam in a kid and he was like one of the biggest rugby players at the time.

That would have been pretty cool. I swam in a lane beside Glen Osborne once at the Glenfield Pools in 2001 and boy that guy was like a seal through the wall. Oh my god, how cool is that? He became a police officer. Did he? Oh really? Rolling Stones.

When my London workmate was a young hottie, she went to Ronnie Wood's wedding of the Rolling Stones as her boyfriend's sister was the bride. She said Mick wasn't there but the other Stones were. To me if you've not got Mick you've not got the collection of Stones. Yeah that's the most yeah. No you've got Keith though. Keith's there. It's a bit like having all of One Direction there but Harry's not there. Yeah do you know what I mean?

But where's Harry? Yeah yeah yeah if you're looking around. Oh, too soon. Too soon. I was thinking this would have happened before that. That's a disgusting joke. Yeah. How dare you.

Too soon? You've upset Carwen. She's crying. Wow. Okay, Carwen is going to need an on air apology. Where is he? Okay. It was too soon.

Why? What's happening? For a Liam joke. I don't know what's happening. Ah, Vaughan. okay. Margaret Roberts was the broke one. I'm moving along. I'm just gonna, Carmen needs to, she's actually crying. You've upset girls.

Vaughan, that was too soon. Look, she's upset. Why are you both laughing? Because I'm crying and I don't know how to process my emotions. Yeah, so that's masking my sadness with laughter. Yeah, that's what I said. I've got a problem.

I've got stunted emotional ability to process grief. This made me so excited, but then it's not quite. I went to a wedding in a private room at a restaurant in London, pause for an ooh la la. Ooh la la. Hugh Grant was outside in the main restaurant. Oh, you would have lost it.

You love Hugh Grant. I mean, I interviewed him on Zoom. If I even met Hugh Grant in person, he would detest me because you know, he hates fuss and that kind of like, oh my God, and I would fall apart at the seams. That man brilliant. Mike McRoberts was the bride's uncle he was so lovely and I have a photo of him kissing me on the cheek. Oh my god Mike McRoberts. He's a lovely man. Nice man isn't he? I haven't seen him in person for a while but that dude was stacked last on my side. He was in great shape. The arms on that guy make yours look like bloody chicken wings. Come on, come on.

Little twigs over here. One of those little organic chicken wings that are little. Genetically I'm disadvantaged. And you're just like. You've got chicken wings that haven't been pumped up with hormones. I'm genetically disadvantaged. You know, I want some big chicken wings. Yeah man.

Give me some American pumped up chicken wings. The irony is I'd probably eat more chicken wings than Robert's. I'm not getting any of that sweet pump. He eats raw chicken in a smoothie and pumps. I don't think he eats raw. We got married in Araratonga and Matilda and Art Green were technically at the wedding because they were staying at the same resort.

And then a few months later, this TV series, The Bachelor, ended and we already knew who won because we saw them together. Oh, spoiler alert. I went to my sister-in-law's wedding and Kayleigh Bell was there. She was a guest. Get her on the bloody microphone

for a couple of tunes as well. Get her on the mic, yeah. Bit of a whiter. Somebody else did agree Will Jordan's a very good looking. Well I don't think that's up for debate really. It's not up for debate, yeah. It's just a few white. Oh my god.

Went to secret weddings with Israel Adesanya, Kieran Reid and Jeremy Corbett. What a combo. What a combo. And remember I said we were gonna hear again from Big Sandy. Big Sandy messages to show everyone. Yeah what did Big Sandy say?

And their last time Big Sandy messaged, I couldn't even repeat what she said. That we were gonna hear again from Big Sandy, Big Sandy messages. Yeah, what did Big Sandy say? The show every now and then. Last time Big Sandy messaged, I couldn't even repeat what she said. That was podcast only. Yeah, Big Sandy. Went to a wedding once and Maddie McLean was there. Nearly shat myself. I had dinner with Maddie McLean last night

and I nearly shat myself too. Every single time I see him. Oh, isn't he beautiful? You had dinner with Maddie, why weren't we invited? Aren't we? Where did you have dinner? Out West? Oh, no, with other friends.

I know who, yeah. Another friend group. Which Maddie and Vaughn touch on. There's a Venn diagram. Maddie and Vaughn are our friends but also their friends. So they're in that middle Venn bit. Yeah but still, I get on with everyone. I literally... I think they said she's a bit much or something. Yeah, they were like, it's a numbers thing and she's pretty much the equivalent of three people. An energy not size. Yeah, they were like, it's a numbers thing and she's pretty much the equivalent of three people. No, the amount of heat.

And energy not size. Yeah, no, not the amount you eat, just the energy you bring. That I'll accept, the size thing, absolutely not. No. Where's our Georgia? Where's lovely Georgia? Where's lovely Georgia?

Is she broadcasting from somewhere else? Is she broadcasting from somewhere else? Cause it's 901. She did that crazy run thing in Taupo at the weekend. Oh my God, did you see, speaking of which, that it was Pila Taupo in Taupo, is that what it was called, P in Taupo. Oh my god, did you see, speaking of which, that it was Pila Taupo in Taupo, is that what it was called, Pila Taupo? That Matty, our beautiful friend Matty McLean

and his husband Ryan and their team won the relay. I was like, oh my god. You're not gonna stop him posting his run times on Instagram, no, is that it? Oh my god, he's intolerable. He's just gonna go and weed him out of the group. He's just gonna be more and more. Especially if you've got your own friends.

Other friends that don't need us. Unbelievable. Another one in the bag. It's a Versace bag as well. If you enjoyed that, give us a rating and review and be sure to tell your mates. You don't sound sincere there, boy. I'm just reading what's written here.